As the British dominance was coming to an end in India
the English map makers were busy charting the map of India.
I've charted all the villages on this map.
Except for this one.
Sir, I've heard...
that it's also home to the biggest sanatorium in the country.
Aren't you scared?
I'm sure they're all locked up
and not waiting to welcome us on the streets.
What happened?
Sir!
-What happened? -They're loose.
They've broken out of the asylum.
Who?
Who do you think will break out of asylums, horses?
The lunatics, they've broken out!
They've taken over the village!
They're on a rampage! Save yourselves.
Listen... Sir, what now?
We'll have to go.
This is the only village left.
I've to submit the report tomorrow at any cost.
Sir, it's a tiny village.
Who'll know if it goes uncharted?
-But-- -If we enter the village...
Turn the car around.
And that's how the tiny village
was lost forever from the map of India.
What happened?
Either I'm wrong to believe
that there's life beyond this planet.
Or maybe I'm not capable of building a machine
that can communicate with them.
You're building the first machine in the world
that can communicate with aliens.
It's a difficult job, it will take time.
But those who have financed my project want results.
I had given them an estimate
that I'll show them the results in two years.
And my two years finish today.
I've a meeting with them tomorrow.
What are you going to tell them?
Where were you? I've been trying to call you since morning.
My phone was switched off.
Please, don't ask me anything.
There was a call for you.
From India.
The person calling said he's your brother.
Your father's very ill.
He's breathing his last.
He wants to see you.
I'll have to go to India.
-We've to go to India. -We?
Yes, we.
And we're leaving tonight.
I've booked our tickets.
You cannot come along, what will you--
I am not asking.
I'm telling you. I'm coming along with you.
We've been living together for four years now.
You never told me
that you have a family in India.
You always said that you're an orphan.
Why didn't you tell me, Agastya?
Why didn't you tell me about your family?
You're coming along, aren't you?
See for yourself.
Agastya, what's your village called?
Paglapur.
Paglapur?
How much further to Paglapur?
This train won't take us to Paglapur.
It will take us to Ratnapur.
We'll have to take a bus from there.
-Here. -Two tickets to Paglapur.
Two tickets to Palanpur.
Paglapur.
-What? -Paglapur.
Palanpur. Two tickets to Palanpur.
Exactly. But she's insisting on going to Paglapur.
-But we're going to Paglapur. -This bus won't take us to Paglapur.
We'll get down at Palanpur. And then take a rickshaw.
First tell me, where do you want to go?
Paglapur.
I'll pay you extra.
Just take us there.
I can fly you to Afghanistan.
But never to that bizarre village.
-God save me. -You're scared as if
the villagers will charge on your rickshaw with an axe.
Oh, God!
Run! It's raining idiots in this village!
Stop! Where are you going?
Anywhere but Paglapur! Run!
Sundi!
Babban!
Babban, careful!
Babban!
Are you hurt?
Sattu, we're used to it now.
It's the same old story whenever we cut a branch.
We have a rotten luck!
Come here.
Diva. That's Babban.
My brother. Babban, that's Diva.
My friend.
-Who is he talking to? -Them.
The branch broke once again! I am so unlucky!
Don't worry. You still have to see the entire village.
So, children.
The brightest minds amongst you
will grow up to be the Viceroy of the country.
-What? -Viceroy.
Yes.
Oh!
Hide! Hide! They come here everyday!
It's gone.
-Hair-hair remains. -What?
Saved by a hair.
But sir, why do the Germans attack us everyday at this hour?
Son, there's no telling
when the second world war will end.
I don't know. No idea.
Did you go to this school and become a scientist?
Yes, I was in this school till third grade.
Sattu! You come gone.
You're back.
I just arrived.
I'm on my way to meet dad.
The chief isn't well.
He's very ill.
And he isn't going to live long.
-Say it aloud. -Glory to the Goddess!
-No, say your tables. -2x1=2
-2x2=4 -Bravo!
Agastya, what's that?
2x4=8
Move. That's the king's house.
He'll be really happy to see Sattu.
Your Highness, Sattu's back.
The king of kings, the bravest, most gallivant
His Highness is arriving.
His grandfather was in the asylum here.
Must have been a king sometime.
He still thinks he's the king.
Greetings, Your Highness.
Sattu, the last hope of my empire.
You're back, son?
She is my friend.
-She is my friend. -Friend.
Here, hold the world. Careful.
I was going to see my father and thought I should drop by.
Son, I wish to sing a song for you, but...
But?
The chief isn't well. He's very ill.
And he isn't going to live long.
East or west, Paglapur's the best.
What are they celebrating?
Independence day.
But today isn't 15th August.
It's independence day for Paglapur.
Today is the day when the village was rid of the asylum.
-Who is that? -That's the father of our nation.
But he doesn't look like Mahatma Gandhi.
No. That's Lord Fockland.
He was the first one to attack the asylum guard.
He was in the asylum as well.
And that is his grandson.
He too is named Lord Fockland.
Look who's here.
Sattu is back!
Careful! Easy!
Agastya, wait for me.
-Sattu is back! -Careful.
Put me down!
Be quiet!
I want to see my father.
What's that child doing there?
That's Goti.
He thinks he's a lamp.
That's why he's hanging.
Then why not get him down?
And leave the chief in the dark!
Father.
-Sattu? -Yes, father.
-You're here? -Yes.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I am not well.
I am very ill.
And I am not going to live long.
Father, what's wrong with you?
-Like I said, I'm not well. -I mean, what's wrong?
Do you have a headache, stomach ache
or feeling nausea?
How would I know? I'm not a doctor.
-Can father walk? -Walk? He can't even stand straight.
But now that you're here, I've some more time.
Now, I can leave this village under your intelligent guidance...
and die in peace.
-No, father, don't say that. -Fine, I won't.
I'm here now. Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine.
Hey!
Sattu said everything's going to be fine.
-Everything's going to be fine! -Everything's going to be fine!
-Come, father. -Where to?
I'll take you to the biggest hospital in the city.
-No! -Not at all!
What do you mean? How else would you be alright?
Father, you won't find a doctor in Paglapur.
The chief wants to say that now is not the time. The sun is setting.
It'll be dark soon.
And traveling through the woods at night... Oh my, God!
Tomorrow, we'll all go together.
He's saying the same.
Coming from this background
how did you make it to America?
I always knew there's a world beyond this.
A different world.
I worked hard to get out of here.
I used to walk 12 kilometers to that village, everyday...
just to study.
After that I went to Delhi.
Worked harder...
got a scholarship.
Paid my fees...
and then, I was in America.
And now, you've your eyes set on the aliens. Right?
They really love you.
How do you stay away from them?
But I cannot achieve my goal here.
Or hopefully...
And work right here.
-Sattu, come on. -Where?
The villagers are celebrating your arrival.
Father's not well, how can they celebrate?
Take me there, quickly!
I want to see Rani!
Let's go.
Rani's here!
Oh, her killer looks
Her intoxicating gait
Oh, her killer looks
Her intoxicating gait
She's here to entertain
And unfurl some excitement
My intentions are wicked
My curves are to die for
My thoughts are lethal
My illusions are magical
It's a sinful body, a big blemish
This girl never learns
She's out of her senses
She's as fearless as one can be
She'll now reveal the secrets
Let the suspense out now, girl!
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I was
Thirsty till now
After two pegs
I am the Queen of Jhansi
I've set out to conquer
Yes, it's a place In your heart I want
It's a sinful body, a big blemish
This girl never learns
She's out of her senses
She's as fearless as one can be
She'll now reveal the secrets
Say it once more, girl
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
My magic
My spell
Or through hypnotism
I will have you under my control
I'll be the queen of your heart
It's a sinful body, a big blemish
This girl never learns
She's out of her wits
She's as fearless as one can be
She'll now reveal the secrets
Say it for the last time, girl
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
I want just you
Baby, I want just you
My intentions are wicked
My curves are to die for
My thoughts are lethal
My illusions are magical
Just you
You're trapped Chief, you're cured.
Yes, I'm cured.
I'm cured!
Shut up! Quiet!
Shut up!
Didn't you have problems standing up straight?
So this was just a charade to get me here, right?
No charade, I was just singing.
Fine. You can sing all you want!
-Keep singing! -Sattu!
-Brother Sattu! -Sattu!
Which song?
I kept you at bay from this insanity.
We can leave tomorrow morning.
No need to leave at this hour.
Sattu!
I just wanted you to come back
and save this village from its poverty.
Sattu! Sattu, listen.
Sattu, you've no clue what's going on here.
Do you know how hard I worked to get out of here?
I just had one month to save my years of hard work.
And thanks to you, I've even less time.
But we didn't know.
Son, listen to me...
don't leave us.
No one will follow me!
No one!
And no one will talk behind my back as well.
What's wrong with you? Let's go.
You just said, "no one will follow me."
You've lost it in their company. Come on.
Are you crazy? Why are we going through the woods?
It's very safe. I used to take this route to school.
There used to be a shortcut here.
Left or right?
Wait here, I'll be right back.
Stay here.
Agastya!
What happened?
Agastya! What are you doing there?
Nothing, Diva. I'm stuck in muck.
That's not muck, it's quicksand.
I've traveled through these woods a million times.
But never came across a quicksand.
Help! Anybody there?
No one can hear you.
And your screaming won't bring us any savior.
Agastya!
Sattu! We're coming!
We're coming to save you!
No, Babban!
Hold on.
Hold on to his hand.
Catch. Quickly!
Babban, there is danger ahead, go back.
Babban, no!
No.
Babban!
Why are you holding my hand?
Trying to read my palm?
Idiot! Who asked you to jump in?
If anything happens to us
who will look after our father?
He's right, son.
What would I do if anything happens to the two of you?
Father, what are you doing here?
I'm here to apologize. Forgive me, son.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
I plead you for my life.
Forgive me.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
I forgive you!
Father, pull!
Pull!
Well done, Chief!
Bravo!
Sattu, where are you going?
Isn't your road that way?
No, father. This is my path.
-What? -I'm out of the muck.
Now I've to get you all out of it.
He's not going!
This way.
So, son. You know half the story.
Paglapur's been self-dependent for years.
Like, we weave our own clothes.
Mustard for the oil
fodder for the cattle
food grains, all of it was grown in our fields.
And our fields received water from the river.
But now that water's been stopped.
Look at that wall! That's the root of all our problems.
That's a dam.
Dam, Madam, whatever it is, just get rid of it
and let our fields flourish again.
Father, all that will be fixed.
It'll be fixed.
But you never told me about all this.
Instead you used an excuse of your illness to call me here.
Fool.
Father, why are you hitting her?
Fool.
I wrote so many letters to you...
but you never replied to any of them.
Letters? What letters?
Don't deny it.
He wrote them himself.
-With this pen. -Yes.
I put my thumb impression on it.
And Sundi posted them at the post-office.
Post-office? What post-office?
The village post-office.
The village's post-office has been closed for 65 years.
The letters must still be there.
But why didn't you reply?
Forget about it.
First tell me, what are you going to do about this dam?
Don't worry, father.
Everything will be fine.
Wow!
Good job, Sattu!
-So, you're from America? -Yes.
What do you want to setup here?
-A factory or a mill? -No.
-The water problem-- -Mineral Water Project.
Great. Simply great.
Low investment, higher profits.
I am not here to discuss a project.
I am here for my village.
And its water problems.
Problems in the village?
You said he's from America.
I am from America.
But I'm here to talk about the problems in my village.
You wasted my time.
Show him out and note down his complaint.
Okay.
Come.
-What's your village's name? -Paglapur.
-What? -It's next to Palanpur.
-Right next to it. -But our territory ends at Palanpur.
Look, you're at the wrong place.
Your village must be in M.P.
-Try your luck there. Greetings. -But--
Go there.
So you're from America?
Yes, I'm from America
and I'm here to discuss the water problems--
-Mineral water? Wonderful project. -No!
I am not here for any project.
I'm here to talk about the water problem in my village.
Problems in the village?
You said he's from America.
Please hear out our problems.
-Are we here to hear their problems? -No.
There are 3000 villages in my territory.
If I hear out everyone's problems
it'll take up my entire term.
Simply wasted my time.
Show him out and note down his problem.
Come.
What was your village's name?
-Paglapur. -What?
It's next to Ratnapur.
But our territory is only till Ratnapur.
You're at the wrong place.
Your village must in Rajasthan.
Try Rajasthan.
-Yes, sir. -So you're from America?
What do you want to setup here? A factory, a mill--
-Actually, the water-- -Mineral Water Project.
Wonderful.
Low investment, higher profits.
Just tell me when you want to set it up.
It will be done. What's the value of the project?
Do not create any more suspense.
Tell us the value of your project.
600.
600! Great.
It will be done. Where do you want to set it up?
Paglapur.
Paglapur?
Is Paglapur in our territory?
It's on the border. But we will work something out.
It'll be done. We'll extend the border.
-It'll be done. Not to worry. -It'll be done.
So, have 50 deposited, in cash.
I'll collect it, sir.
Look, I don't want to setup any mineral water project.
I'm not here for that.
What do you mean?
I'm just here to know...
whether Paglapur's in your territory or not?
-That's it? -Yes.
And the 600 crore project?
I just said 600, you added the crore.
I'm talking about 600 lives.
You don't know how badly they need your attention.
-They don't have a drop of water. -Hold on.
First confirm whether Paglapur's in my territory or not.
-Sir. -It could lead to legal complications.
-Right? -Sorry, sir.
I made a mistake.
Paglapur's not in our territory.
It's not your jurisdiction.
Did you hear that?
Paglapur's not in my territory. Thank you.
How can you turn your back on 600 lives?
Everyone's willing for setting up factories and mills
but no one's willing to take up the responsibility.
Paglapur's situated between three territories.
And no one's concerned about us!
We are the citizens of this country.
Someone will have to take our responsibility.
Joker.
Your condition is like a joker.
-What? -The joker in the deck of cards.
It's a part of the deck.
but has no color.
Please leave.
Remove the Joker from your deck of cards and make him join a circus.
Might as well make a show out of it.
No one's ready to help us.
Why?
Because Paglapur is not on the map of India.
It's not? Where did it go?
Who took it? Why don't you pay attention?
I will, from now.
What's the big deal, I'll put Paglapur on this map right away.
-Go ahead. -We will have to, Sir.
We'll have to put this joker to a better use.
We'll have to bring Paglapur out of anonymity
and back on the map. But not this way.
By using our brains.
By fighting brains.
Think.
What can draw people's interest towards this village?
Think. What is it?
I know!
-What is it? -Years ago, when I was just a child
my father said there's oil below this land.
There's oil here?
Yeah! Isn't that a big deal?
That's no big deal.
There's oil on my head as well.
-Smell it. -Go and fry fritters in them!
You know, if we find oil here
many multinationals will swarm this place.
We'll be rich.
We'll be rich!
My grandpa, Lord Fockland
dug wells all over searching for oil.
-Did he find oil? -He didn't.
-So, why are we going there? -To see the holes.
-Let's go, let's go. -Get back.
We're not here on a picnic.
-Come on. -Sattu!
Sattu!
The holes!
Sundi, the holes!
Lie in them, and we'll bury you.
Is there anything else
other than holes, stones and trees?
There's a magic spot.
-Magic's place. -Magic spot? What magic spot?
Where's the magic?
That scoundrel asked us to look here and took the other way around.
How did he get there?
I knew you had a hidden talent.
Actually it's no hidden talent
it's a secret passage. Look.
Secret passage?
Hiding road?
Where does it lead to?
Behind the village well.
But this won't help us.
I'll mysteriously appear before people.
I can do it.
People won't come here to watch your magic show.
We'll have to think of something else.
Now you better work your magic.
A kid named Prince has fallen down this well.
Rescue operation has started in full swing.
Let's watch what happens next.
Even the military has arrived.
Let's see if they can save the kid.
Let it work this time, God.
You can see at the moment...
Yes, Babban.
This is my God.
You believe in your God.
And for me, this is my God.
I cannot waste anymore time on this.
Babban.
Keep it somewhere safe.
It shouldn't fall in anyone's hands.
Just like humans, who travel to moon on rockets
aliens too can travel to earth on UFOs.
No alien has ever contacted any human.
But aliens have always given us signs of their existence.
No one has ever seen these alien signs appearing.
These signs are called "crop circles."
Babban!
We need more rope.
-How much? -Get all you can.
Is he planning to hang us all?
Heave ho!
What are you doing?
Smaller. Cut it smaller.
Your Highness, lend them a hand, will you?
Lord Fockland, stir it properly.
Put some wet mud in it.
But that will make it rust.
-That's exactly what we want. -Okay?
No, harder.
Make it tighter.
-Sattu. -Yes, father?
What is this for?
So that we maintain equal distance.
It'll take around eight hours to make this.
When do we start?
Tonight, 9:00 p.m.
Like the firefly
Light up the world
Your fire
Don't burn it out
Or use it for fray
Spread light
Like the firefly
Light up the world
Like the firefly
Light up the world
We will glow We will glow
We glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
A glowing glass bowl
That's our glittering world
Let our world always glitter
Break the glass
Let us come together
Let us fly, let us glow
Let us light up the entire world
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
There you go.
The playground is ready.
We didn't make this playground.
We didn't?
We've been going in circles for the last eight hours.
If we didn't, did someone from out of this world make it?
Maybe.
Listen carefully.
From now, if anyone comes and asks
tell them we didn't do this.
And if they ask who did it,
your answer will be, "We don't know, but it wasn't us."
Sattu.
-We harvest the crops every year. -Yes.
-And no one comes to take a peak. -Yes.
And this year, you crushed the entire harvest.
Who will be interested in seeing this destruction?
-Father, look here. -Yes.
The entire world will pour in to see this.
Who are we waiting for?
Sattu.
Where is Sattu?
I hope that scoundrel didn't fool us and sneak away.
-Traitor. -Bloody snake!
There he is.
What's all this, son?
Are you trying to make fun of our poverty?
Don't fly our jokes.
Don't mock us.
And listen carefully.
Henceforth, we're going to dress like you guys.
So that we look like one of you.
And no one doubts us.
-Any questions? -Sattu!
A vehicle is coming this way.
It has a huge upside down umbrella on its roof.
Upside down umbrella? Where is it?
There.
-What is it? -There.
Upside down umbrella.
Bobby! What have you done?
This isn't an umbrella, it's a dish-antenna.
Bobby!
He's ripped out the entire thing.
It'll take time, I can't fix it back in a jiffy.
-Come on! -Bobby!
Look!
This is the sharp circle!
The largest one in the world.
This is where the PMO landed.
Yes, UFO.
This is the spot.
This is the biggest sharp circle!
-Sharp circle! -So what did you see in the night?
We saw a flying saucer.
Yes. FO.
We saw an FO.
And it... It...
It looked like a giant flying omelet.
Can you draw that flying saucer for us?
Wonder you do?
You must be crazy!
How can I draw that giant ship on this tiny piece of paper?
-I saw... -What did you see?
Why should I tell you?
It'll be against my policy.
The Moguls are behind this, I know.
Your name?
Lord Fockland.
Take his close up shot.
Excuse me, did you...
Did you see the aliens?
Imitating me!
Look at that. He didn't just see the aliens
but also heard them communicating.
Let's hear it again.
Isn't that shocking?
What did the aliens want to say?
SMS us your answer to 5750.
Is there a place to stay here?
A hotel or a lodge.
Lodge? What do you plan to do in the lodge with me?
Yes, there is.
Paglapur Lodge.
Yes. Paglapur Lodge.
-This is the Paglapur Lodge. -What?
Get to work.
Hurry, Babban. They are coming.
This place is so creepy.
Is there a power-cut?
We didn't have power in the first place.
-Meaning? -It means Paglapur never had electricity.
This is how we live.
Strange!
Even in this day and age...
there's a village in our country without electricity.
-We should report this. -Yes, we should.
Come on, come on. There are a very few rooms available.
Those who don't have any issues with the place can take a room
and those who do can spend the night in the woods
with the tigers, wildcats and the alligators.
-Come on! -Let's go.
-How much? -This place is 200--
Only 200!
-Here's my 200. -Mine too.
-Priya. -Welcome.
Crop circles have been spotted across the world
but this is the first in India.
Crop circles are believed to be the signs of Alien visitation.
But why are they spotted in Paglapur?
Scientists are coming to Paglapur
to ensure whether the crop circles are real or not.
Everyone's talking about us.
Until now we were knocking on their doors.
Tomorrow, the entire world will come looking for us.
Terrible!
This is disastrous!
It's the curse of Lord Shiva.
It's the third eye of Lord Shiva
that has fired up to destroy this world.
What's the solution?
We'll have to perform an oblation.
A grand oblation.
To soothe Lord Shiva's rage.
We'll have to perform rigorous penance right where his third eye is.
Here.
Here you go.
What is he saying?
Sing, sing, sing, my boy
The entire world Has finally woken up
The world's in my pocket
Dance in English And boogie in Hindi
Baby, baby, take me baby
Dance the night like There's no tomorrow
Sway like you're out of your wits
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Don't waste this moment, Don't break the illusion
Don't stop me, don't stop me
Don't waste this moment, Don't break the illusion
Tunes running down my veins
My body swings to the beats
Dance in Tamil and boogie in Telugu
Dance in Kannada And boogie in Malayalam
Dance in Gujarati And boogie in Marathi
Dance in Bengali And boogie in Punjabi
Sing, sing, sing, my boy
The entire world Has finally woken up
The world's in my pocket
Dance in
Dance in English And boogie in Hindi
From the time that foreigner has arrived, my Sattu looks worried.
He's Simon.
What's with this "aww" all the time?
I meant he knows Agastya.
That's a good thing.
That means he's a friend. He'll help us.
-Right? -No, they are enemies.
And he can ruin everything just to settle a score.
-Him? -How dare he!
-Let's abduct him. -Come on.
Stop!
Sit down.
-Let's charge! -Sit down, Your Highness.
The entire world's here.
If he goes missing...
it will make things worse for us.
We'll replace him with Lord Fockland.
No one will know the difference.
-Good. -Stop blabbering.
And hear me out.
Simon will try talking to you tomorrow.
He'll try asking different questions.
You won't answer him.
Remember.
You won't answer a single question.
Okay.
You can talk to him.
Only you, no one else.
Only him.
Just you.
Sorry, we don't sell "dudes" here.
Sir!
Father?
Sundi?
Where the hell is everyone?
Come inside. There's enough space.
Why are you all hiding here?
I asked you to keep an eye on him.
I am.
Breaking news!
Like most of the crop circles in the world
this one's a hoax.
Everyone will leave Paglapur tomorrow.
What now?
I'll know only if you let me think.
Son, there's no point in screaming.
That wasn't me, it's Diva. Come on.
Oh no! No, it must be the Germans.
Diva's screaming. What's wrong?
What happened?
What was it?
Must be your father, out for a leak.
He didn't have water?
Spread around.
Spread in four sides.
Hitler.
Hitler!
Chief, couldn't you find a better place?
Who is it?
Alien.
-What? -That's the alien.
It's Kachua.
His name is Kachua.
And he sprints like the Cheetah.
You fool!
She's apologizing.
She's saying...
What happened?
I meant, no one will leave Paglapur now.
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
We will glow We will glow
We will glow like the firefly
We will glow We will glow
The crazy lot has set out
So, how am I looking?
Did you get any exclusive footage?
I'm sorry, sir, I didn't get anything
-but I am trying-- -I'm tired of your excuses.
You're such a big fool.
Every channel across the world is reporting exclusive footage
and you... Hello?
Hello, Anya.
Bobby, get the camera!
Bobby!
Hurry up!
Quickly.
Quiet! Sit down.
Where did he go?
Bobby, what's happening?
-Kachua, are you ready? -Yes, brother.
Go on!
Don't be scared, go on.
Bobby, it's an alien. Start recording.
-Move! Get out of the frame. -What are you doing?
-Get down. -Kachua.
Don't stand idle, do something.
Entertain them.
Bravo!
Kachua, stop.
Kachua, run.
Not there, towards me.
It's not clear at the moment...
but our cameras certainly caught something
in the deep woods of Paglapur.
Are they aliens?
We tried our best to keep the alien within our sights.
He is looking here.
Hello! Hello!
First I would like to know...
who is the chief of this village?
Who is the chief of this village?
Sir, sir.
-Sir, please. -Just a minute.
Sir, we would like to know...
You look quite young.
I thought the chief's an old man.
But it's good.
We're from the same generation.
It'll be easier to talk to you.
Let's have a more private conversation.
How about a meeting?
No, we'll talk right here. In everyone's presence.
Sit on that stump and speak.
Sit.
-Over there? -Go sit on that stump.
Go on. Come on.
Fine. I'll sit wherever one asks me too.
It's not like I'm in love with the chair.
I will sit right here.
Go on.
I'm really happy to see the progress in Paglapur.
I swear.
So I've decided...
that now Paglapur will be under my constituency.
What do you mean?
I mean, Paglapur will now be my territory.
How do we benefit out of this?
Benefit? You'll no longer be an orphan.
What else do you want?
-Sundi. -Yes?
You just wasted our time.
You said he wants to talk about Paglapur's progress.
Move aside.
Move, move.
I see.
-So he's here too? -Come. Take a seat.
So, what's your offer?
Offer? What offer?
We know you two didn't come here for a stroll.
Don't waste our time.
Come to the point.
And make your offer.
Move, move.
This...
Don't be scared, take a seat.
We were waiting for you.
That's more like it.
And anyway, we have the first right over Paglapur.
Ask me why.
Because, Paglapur's right next to our capital.
Take a peak from the chamber window
and there's Paglapur.
And yet you had curtains on your window.
You never saw the misery of Paglapur.
If you guys want Paglapur, you will have to serve it.
Whoever gives the best service to Paglapur...
will own Paglapur.
How dare you?
Who are you to decide?
What?
Joker.
The joker in the deck of cards.
It's the only card in the deck, that doesn't have a color.
And the rule is...
whoever owns the joker, wins the game.
I want the Joker at any cost.
Arrange for Paglapur to get the best services.
Provide Paglapur electricity at the earliest.
Sattu, you were amazing!
No one had ever heard of Paglapur.
And now everyone's bidding for power over it.
Father, it's the miracle of our charade.
And as long as our motive isn't fulfilled
the show must go on.
We've to keep this show going.
Why were you doing it?
-Just like that. -What does that mean?
How about a slap?
Yeah, I know.
Don't be too happy.
This isn't a veil, you know.
Fly. Fly go.
-Run. -Run.
Hold me.
Quickly, he...
Babban, let's go.
Your girl's just bowing down to us.
-Hurry up. -Careful with your tail, Babban.
He's heavy.
You wanted to ruin our game, didn't you?
What now, brother?
-Shall we send him back? -No.
If we set him free
he can ruin our game.
Let him stay here until we don't achieve our goal.
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
In a race to get their hands on Paglapur
all three states have initiated a development programme.
This Joker is a punter
Who bets on itself
I'm a card belonging to the deck
But without a color
When someone gets his hands on me
He wins the game
This Joker is a punter
Who bets on itself
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
After 65 years in darkness, not one, but three states have declared
to supply electricity to Paglapur.
Everyone's bidding, Million colours out there
Million colours
They will don the color of the joker
Of the joker
Everyone's bidding, Millions out there
They will don the color of the joker
Take the black, the yellow or the blue
Give some green and get some votes
This Joker is a punter
Who bets on itself
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
The game's been played, The bets are high
Every player is after the joker
The game's been played, The bets are high
Every player is after the joker
There's the eight, the nine and ten
Hail to the queen, The king and the ace
This Joker is a punter
Who bets on itself
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
After 65 years of independence not one, but three states
have provided water facility for Paglapur.
Don't lock horns
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
This Joker
Is a punter
This joker is a punter
The FBI's here looking for Simon.
We've achieved our goals.
It's time to end this game.
Tonight aliens will set Simon free.
And return to their planet.
But, what if Simon tells our secret to everyone?
We'll let him go in such a condition...
no one will believe a word he says.
Simon, go back.
Simon, return. Go.
Simon, go back.
Looking at Simon's condition
it seems like the aliens have raped him.
Do you expect a lift to America?
Go!
Why did he stop?
What will the aliens' next move be?
The aliens disappeared.
Maybe they went inside the UFO.
Release it. Now!
The UFO has taken off.
Aliens are returning home.
-Run, run! -Run!
-Let's go. -Hurry.
It's a balloon!
Run!
What's that falling from above?
Who put this blanket on me?
Get it off. I can't see.
-Get off me. -I'm just protecting you.
Move aside.
He's still here?
I had my doubts. They are Nazis.
-Sent by Hitler! -I am proud of Sattu.
They're taking him to their concentration camp.
Chief wake up and smell the coffee...
Okay...
Calm down. Let me go.
Let me go.
Just a minute.
Babban!
He'll come
He'll surely come
He'll be here
-Bobby. -Coming.
Shoot from here.
I think it's a female.
-Babban. -Speak louder.
Babban!
What's it saying?
If I could understand I would've talked to him directly.
Enact what he's trying to say.
They received our message, two years ago.
They've been watching us since.
My machine's working, someone tell NASA about it.
What else?
Before contacting us...
they wanted to make sure... that we're good people.
And now they're assured that we're nice people.
They're assured that we're nice people!
Listen, listen.
-Yes. -They're assured.
Who will assure us that they've been watching us for two years?
Quickly! Get the camera!
-Quickly! -Move, move, move!
-Hurry up! -Run!
-Open it. -It isn't opening.
They're saying they've a present for us.
We'll get our present as soon as they leave.
Leave? What's the hurry?
Stay for dinner.
It was nice seeing you.
Bye! Do come again.
Bye.
Brother Sattu, there's no present here.
No wheat, no grains, nothing!
-Yes! -Show me.
Move back!
-What are you doing? -Don't touch the camera.
Stop misbehaving!
Sattu!
What happened?
Tell us!
-What's happening? -Take a look here.
-Brother Sattu, come quickly. -What happened?
Brother Sattu, look what's happening here.
What's going on?
I don't want the present.
Please save me.
-Hey! -What is it?
Black water?
It's oil.
There's oil in Paglapur.
There's oil in Paglapur!
I always said there's oil here!
Don't lock horns
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
This joker
Is a punter
This joker is a punter
-This is great! -Give me the joker.
-Give it to me.
-We'll give you anything. -Enough!
Be quiet!
Joker never belonged to any color and it never will.
This joker will be on its own.
Paglapur needs no one.
Don't lock horns, Or you'll regret it
Don't lock horns, or it'll be war
What are you all doing?
Hey, don't do that!
What are you doing?
Joker!