Agastya! Do you remember what day it is today?
So far away from Earth. What difference does it make?
Whether it's Monday or Friday... every day is a same day to us.
No, stupid! Remember, exactly one year back, this day...
...we had left earth on this mission. It's 25th August.
25th August?! Oh, my God!
What happened?
I forgot to call my friend, Suhaan.
Today is his birthday.
Suhaan?
Yes! He is an old friend of mine.
From Houston?
No! From Mumbai, India. [BEEPS]
- From India? - Yes.
[SATELLITE DIALING TONE] What exactly are you trying to do...
...calling someone in India at 5 in the morning?
That's true.
Well! Now that you have a couple of hours before you call him...
...why don't you tell me about your friend, Suhaan?
Well, where do I start from?
Suhaan...
[TICK TOCK]
Let me start before I met him.
He was a total freakshow.
[FILMFARE TITLE TRACK]
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the 18th Annual Filmfare Awards.
The best of stars and awards.
The award for the best female singer...Lata Mangeshkar.
Best supporting actor... Shashi Kapoor.
- Best supporting actress... Mumtaz.- [APPLAUSE]
Patriotic hero... Manoj Kumar.
- Romantic hero... Rajesh Khanna. - [APPLAUSE]
Tragedy king... Dilip Kumar.
Best actress... Nutan.
And brothers and sisters, now you're eager...
...to know the name of the year's best actor, aren't you?
Then listen with bated breath.
The award for the superstar of the year goes to... Suhaan Kapoor.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Hello!
Thank you!
Thank you. Thank you very much!
Thank you!
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Good evening, everybody.
And thank you, Filmfare. Thank you, Jury.
Thank you, Meena.
I'd like to thank all my colleagues.
Uncle...
Amit...
Dharam...
Sanjeev...
Shammi, Shashi, Mr. Raj...
Thank you very much. And better luck next time.
There's a person in my life.
Actually, the only person who's really, really important to me.
- I'd like to thank my little... - [PHONE RINGING]
[GASPS]
Someone's cell phone seems to be ringing near the console.
- Could you please switch it off? - [PHONE RINGING]
- Oh, sorry. - [PHONE RINGING]
- Sorry!
[CROWD LAUGHING]
Vikas, Secretary!
[BEEP]
- Yes, tell me, Vikas. - VIKAS: There's a mind-blowing role...
...in "Bajirao Mastani".
- Bajirao's? - No, his friend's.
So will I carry Bajirao's palanquin in the whole film?
I've told you so many times, no side roles. I do only main leads.
Sorry, guys.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Yes, I was saying my little uncle and...
[PHONE RINGING]
[CROWD LAUGHING]
Excuse me! Embarrassing!
Uncle... uncle, I was just talking about you.
Uncle, could you call me back in two minutes? I'm giving a speech.
BONNEY KAPOOR: I've been calling you since morning. Are you dreaming again?
Uncle...
Dream?
[SCREAMS]
Yes, Uncle?
Come to my office immediately.
I want to talk to you. There's a big problem.
Okay uncle, I'll be right there.
Suhaan! My hero! My superstar!
Uncle... basket.
[LAUGHS]
Uncle, what is the problem that made you wake me up early in the morning?
It was that kind of situation.
[GASPS]
Give it to me.
- Sorry! Sorry! - What were you trying to do?
Sorry, uncle. I was trying to help you. I won't do it.
You want to help me because I'm a dwarf?
- No, uncle! - So!
From where do you look like a dwarf? Tell me.
- Exactly! You are my true friend. - I know.
- Are you the new assistant? - Yes, sir. Pandey.
Mr. Pandey, henceforth knock before entering my office.
Sorry, Bowney (Dwarf) sir.
- What did you say? - Bowney sir.
It's not Mr. Bowney. It's Bonney!
I don't know why my parents kept my name such...
...that it suits my personality.
- Bowney. - Bonney!
- Bo... - Okay. You can call me sir.
Okay sir! Sir, this...
Don't you sit down! Stand up! Stand up!
- Don't ever sit down in front of me. - Sorry, sir.
Sir, this is the bowna (Dwarf) fide certificate.
- What certificate? - Sir, bowna fide certificate.
It's not bowna fide. It's bona fide certificate.
Even I can see that. But whose are they?
Mr. Banerjee's.
[GASPS]
Mr. Pandey... are you doing this deliberately?
What, sir?
Because you know that I...
Sir, you what?
- Because I'm... because I'm... - You?
Because I'm a dwarf.
Sir, how could you even think like this! Sir, I can't even imagine this!
- Okay! Relax! Don't get emotional. - [SIGHS]
Give me a pen.
[GASPS]
Bonney Singh. Okay?
[GASPS]
- Thank you, sir. - Okay.
Sir...
Yes, Mr. Pandey?
- Sir, today I need a half- day leave. - Of course! Of course!
Why do you need a leave?
Sir, my car has broken down. Its bonnet has broken down.
Bonnet?
BONNEY KAPOOR: Get out! Get out! Bonnet?
[LAUGHS]
No need to hide your laughter, son.
Very soon these tears of happiness...
...are going to become tears of sorrow.
No!
A notice had come today in the morning.
[CHUCKLES]
[GASPS]
From Piya's lawyer.
BONNEY KAPOOR: 'A year ago, Mr. Suhaan Kapoor and Ms. Piya Goyal had divorced.'
The court had declared that every month on the 1st...
...the husband, Suhaan Kapoor, will send a cheque of Rs.25,000...
...as alimony to his wife Piya Goyal.
BONNEY KAPOOR: 'But even after a year Suhaan Kapoor...' [WIND CHIME CLINKS]
'...has not sent even one cheque of alimony to Piya Goyal.'
BONNEY KAPOOR: 'Because of Suhaan Kapoor's carelessness, Piya Goyal...'
'...had to undergo tremendous financial, physical and mental stress'.
'Because it has been proved that Piya Goyal...'
'...can't depend on Suhaan Kapoor every month.'
'Hence Piya Goyal demands a one- time settlement...'
'...of Rs.5 million as an alimony from Suhaan Kapoor.'
Rs.5 million!
You have one month's time to repay the settlement amount.
Suhaan! Suhaan! Suhaan!
Superstar, catch the ball!
- [BUZZ] - [ELECTROCUTED]
Watch out!
Uncle!
[CHUCKLES]
I had heard that poison is used to treat poison.
But shock being used to treat shock, I'm seeing for the first time.
Rs.5 million! Uncle, from where will I get Rs.5 million?
I don't have enough money to even pay the telephone and electricity bill.
I have not paid my house rent for the past three months.
This is of no interest to the law.
The law had decided the amount.
And you have not paid a single penny to Piya.
But Uncle, Piya doesn't need money.
I don't have work. She should be giving me the alimony.
But when you got divorced, you had work
and Piya had no work. Cheers!
Correct! Correct!
But now the tables have turned.
She has work. That too in New York.
She is earning in dollars. Uncle, I have no work.
So we have to go to the court, and re- evaluate this case.
And you'll have to get me the alimony. Correct?
Really? How much?
I think Rs.50,000 per month is fine.
Rs.50,000! I'll throttle you!
Why? You didn't like my idea?
Not at all! At least sometimes take your work seriously.
This is a court case.
You have not given a single penny...
...to Piya in the past one year as alimony.
If you go to the court, then you will get stuck yourself.
Uncle, what should I do? I don't get any work.
Whatever money I had, I spent that on bodybuilding and the photo session.
Where will I get Rs.5 million from?
Son, you'll have to arrange for the money.
Otherwise, you'll have to rot in prison.
I won't go to prison!
If I went to prison,
Hmmm.
...then my dream of becoming a superstar would be totally shattered.
I'll somehow survive. But you won't.
- Think of a way out, Uncle. - I should?
I'll think of a brilliant idea.
[WHISPERING]
I could have never imagined!
I could have never imagined that Piya would behave like this!
I don't know what I've done that she is taking a revenge on me!
She wants to send me to prison.
Hey!
- What is this? - I'm showing you the flashback...
...so that you'll get a rough idea about my life.
SUHAAN: People who live for love are lucky.
People who die for love are strange.
Our saga is precious, my love.
We are away and yet we are near.
"I know..."
"Love is naive."
"The heart tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
"I know that love is naive."
"The heart tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
"I know that love is naive."
"The heart tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
"My love!"
If you had not given me the idiotic idea
of eloping with Piya that night...
...then today my plight wouldn't have been this.
I couldn't bear your plight then.
[VEHICLE HORN HONKS]
How was I to know that Piya would turn out to be like this?
She looked so innocent.
[GASPS]
"What happened was the norm of society."
"Mother didn't agree."
"Father was angry."
"That was the start of my downfall."
"This was the only style of love."
"They didn't agree."
"And we became rebels."
"We were fervent, and we escaped."
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[SANSRKIT CHANTS]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
"I know that love is naive."
- "The heart... - ...tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
My hero? No, no. It's just a rumour.
Sir. Sir, did you call me?
I'll call you back.
My PRO said that you are married.
Yes, sir. Piya, sir. The girl who had come to the office with me.
Sir, she's my wife. Piya!
Your wife?
If the public comes to know that my hero is a married man...
PRODUCER: ...then who will come to watch my movie?
I'll lose millions.
If I knew you were married, I would never have signed you on.
But now, you have to hide the fact that you're married.
You have to stay away from your wife, till the film is released.
Okay, sir.
Are we going somewhere?
"I'm worried about this helplessness."
"You'll be sad to know it, but I'm with you."
"I'll have to stay away from you."
"It's a matter of only a couple of months, please endure it."
"My future, I swear on you."
"My future hinges on this, Piya."
"I know that love is naive."
"The heart tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
[SHUTTER SOUND]
[APPLAUSE]
- [APPLAUSE] - [SHUTTER SOUND]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
You have no idea what you're doing. Idiot!
Silly! Nonsensical!
[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
- You are simply hopeless. - I got a headache due to this film.
This film has ruined me.
It was my mistake that I invested money on you. You are a super flop!
[FOOT STEPS]
"When I returned defeated..."
"...back to my home."
"Piya had already left."
"She didn't even answer my call."
"I wrote her letters throughout the year."
"But my voice didn't reach her."
"My Piya got lost somewhere."
"I was hopeful that some day she too would call me."
[DOORBELL]
"I know that love is naive."
"The heart tends to make mistakes."
"Love is oblivious to patience."
The table is a bit far.
[GASPS]
Your story is very sad. It's very emotional.
Even today, I don't understand why she did this to me.
That bitch ditched me when I needed her the most.
- Women are like that. - Correct!
- You can never trust them. - Correct!
When you have wealth and fame, then women will hover around you.
And when you are in trouble, they'll leave you in the lurch.
What are you doing?
I understand all these things.
There is only one thing that my business mind can't figure out.
From where will I get Rs.5 million?
[LAUGHS]
Friend, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that.
Because the one who has given hunger...
...will also provide you with food.
Because the one who has given thirst...
...will provide you with alcohol too.
And the one who has given alcohol, he'll give snacks as well.
The one who has given trouble, will also find a solution.
We'll surely find a scapegoat from whom we'll get Rs.5 million.
What scapegoat, Uncle?
A scapegoat that has Rs.5 million.
A foolish man who is willing to give us Rs.5 million.
A fool who'll dance to our tunes.
A fool who'll listen to everything that we say.
A fool who'll do whatever we say.
But where will we find such a fool?
AGASTYA RAO: Excuse me! Last...the last street.
Listen to me. Sell this house.
This house doesn't belong to me.
I'm a tenant. And for the past three months, I haven't paid rent.
How much will you get for your old car?
I already sold it three months back for Rs.50,000.
You have no integrity to sell. Do you have anything to sell?
- Uncle. - Yes.
How much will I get for my kidney?
Don't talk rubbish!
"The one who has nobody has God with him."
"I don't say that. It's written in the books."
Now only God can save us.
Let's ask for God's help.
- Help! - Hey, what are you doing?
Oh! Yes...
Help!
[DEVOTIONAL SCORE]
BONNEY: God, we haven't asked you for anything till today.
SUHAAN: He is right.
BONNEY: It's the first time we're asking you for something.
SUHAAN: There's no other way.
BONNEY: Please God, send an angel who will solve all our problems.
- SUHAAN: Please! - BONNEY: Please!
[DOORBELL]
[GASPS]
Let's see who has come.
Hi, guys.
- Hi. - Hi.
BONNEY: Angel!
AGASTYA: 'Like this, I entered Suhaan's life as an angel'.
- What are you looking for? - What are you looking for?
- Ah... - Ah...
- Piya. - Piya? Piya!
- Piya doesn't stay here. - Piya doesn't stay here.
But the address is of this house.
- Have a look. - Get me that letter.
- Please help the child. - I'm not a child.
- BONNEY: I'm not a child. - Sorry, Uncle.
It must be a spelling mistake.
She doesn't stay here. She got a divorce.
Divorce?
I knew it's not going to work, it's not going to work.
How could Piya have remained with that guy?
Piya is an angel, and that man is a beast.
[WHISPERING]
- It's all my fault.
- I shouldn't have let her go. - [WHISPERING]
I should have been with her.
God, I don't know in what condition she's in.
[WHISTLE]
- What? - Who are you?
Is this a time for introduction?
Let's ask again.
- How are you? - Oh!
- Who are you? - Oh! You mean...
Actually, sorry, I've been in the U.S. for the past seven years.
And so my Hindi is... it's a little bit... you know..
Yes, we understand.
- Anyway, I'm Agastya Rao... - And I myself is...
...from NASA, Houston, Texas, United States of America.
- And your pin code? - Zip code?
F5176721!
Hey, come on, guys. Be serious. Be serious.
- Be serious. - Stop it! Please.
I'm sorry. After hearing the news of Piya's divorce...
...I became a bit hyper.
- Yes, we can understand. - It happens.
Hey, guys, can you help me? Let me know where she stays?
Her contact number, address, e- mail, anything...
- She's gone. - She's gone. Gone far away.
Where has she gone?
- She's gone far away. - How far?
- New York. - New York.
- New York? - Yes, New York!
After seven years, I gathered my courage and came to meet Piya...
...and she is in New York?
And I was thinking of surprising her!
I should have called her up first before coming here.
- Listen... - Yes?
This guy looks to me like a fraud, not an angel.
- Are you sure? - Yes. Sure.
- Hey. - Hey.
How do you know Piya?
You are?
My name is Suhaan Kapoor.
Superstar!
This means you are...
- ...the new owner of this house. - Oh, yes.
But you are asking me questions...
...as if you know Piya very well.
As if you are her relative, or her elder brother.
- From your words, it sounds like you know Piya's family very well. - Right!
- Yes. - Please explain.
No, I don't know Piya's family, but I know Piya very well.
- She was my girlfriend. - What?
- Yes, she was my sweetheart. - What?
But, Piya's marriage was going to be with someone else...
- Yes. - I mean...
- What did I tell you? - I don't know.
She was my girlfriend, but I wasn't her boyfriend.
- Oh! - What are you trying to say?
I understood.
[GASPS]
Actually, Piya was to marry me.
[GASPS]
[WHISPERING]
But she married that bull and ruined her life.
Have you seen him? He looked like King Kong.
I already knew that Piya could never be happy with that gorilla.
[WHISPERING]
She was a delicate doll, and the guy was a hairy bear!
But you haven't yet told us, how did you know her?
How did I know her?
Actually, we studied in the same college.
She was the love of my life...
...my sweetheart.
Whose photo is this?
This is me and Piya.
That is the only copy I have. Please handle it carefully.
I'll...
That was the last time I saw Piya.
She was very happy.
Hmmm...
I don't know what condition she is in now.
No, son, don't say it like that.
- Uncle... - Be quiet.
[SIGHS]
So you were saying, how Piya was to marry you.
Huh?
Yes...
It's a long story. It'll take a lot of time.
Don't worry about time. We have enough.
- What do you say? - Yes.
[SIGHS]
I still remember vividly... my first day in college.
Come!
See my college. Excuse me!
Please clear the frame.
E = mc2. I don't know how that genius cracked it.
- It's amazing. Einstein, genius. - Einstein.
- What's the time? - 3:30 p.m.
- Okay, okay, I'm going, bye. - Bye, take care.
BOY: Champu!
Hey!
Sorry!
AGASTYA: No problem.
BOY: Champu!
Love at first sight.
I remember. The first day of the college.
My foot!
[HORN HONKING]
[WHISPERING]
Sorry dude.
BONNEY: What happened then?
AGASTYA: Days passed, and we came closer.
Piya and I were like one.
Whichever class it may be, chemistry, physics;
- we always sat together. - Really?
Then one day...
TEACHER: Find the velocity of sound at 20 degree centigrade in water.
Where at zero degree centigrade, the velocity is 1133...
...feet per second.
Yes, sure. Sure.
Excuse me!
Who are you? What do you want?
Me, Agastya Rao. Your neighbour.
I always sit here.
Really? I never saw you before.
- But I have always seen you. - What?
Your sister. She's calling you. She's waiting outside.
Come here. Please help me get out of the class.
No. No. No. No.
[GASPS]
- Please... - Okay, okay.
- Sir. I have one question, sir. - Yes?
Nucleus of an alpha particle with velocity of 5.95 into 10 raised to
a power of 6, sir.
Can you tell me the velocity of recoil of the U238 nucleus, sir?
Very good question, Agastya.
Go, go. Go.
Oh yes, coming.
You dropped your book.
Agastya! What are you doing?
[STAMMERING]
Me...
And for the first time, I remember...
...I sacrificed for Piya.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Come on!
"Spread the net. Fly away."
"Fly away, fly away, fly away."
[ELECTRONIC GUITAR SOUND]
Yo!
Hi, baby!
[SHOUTING]
I'm performing in your college tomorrow night.
Yes!
Who will you come with?
- Somebody has to accompany me. - Nonsense!
You know I've a psychological problem.
- I can't see you with another man. - Suhaan, please.
It's a rock concert. How can I come alone?
Darn it!
Don't get jealous.
- Okay, listen to me. - What?
I'll come with whichever guy you suggest. Ok?
Really?
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
Come with him.
- Yes. Yes way! - No!
No, no, no!
This Champu has already gotten a thrashing because of you.
There's no threat to me from this fool. No threat to me.
Suhaan! Okay. Okay.
Love you!
Even today, when I think of that day...
- ...my ears start ringing. - Of course.
My sacrifice wasn't wasted.
I was sitting alone on the steps and thinking...
Hi, Champu.
- Hi. - Oh, my God! Are you crying?
No.
There was something in my eye.
- Take this. - What's this?
I'm so sorry. It was because of me...
No. Not because of you.
Don't be sorry. We are friends.
And in friendship, you never say sorry or thank you.
Friends are friends. Okay?
Oh, Champu, you are so sweet.
Don't cry.
Okay, listen.
Will you come to the rock- show along with me as my date?
I would love to. I would love to come.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
- Champu, you are late. - I'm sorry.
I had gone to buy a new suit.
- How do I look? - Wow!
- At least look at it once. - [CROWD CHEERING]
- Come on! Come on! - [CROWD APPLAUSE]
Friends, get set to rock with... the superstar!
"Say hey- o."
"Hey- o."
- "We love you!" - I can't hear you.
- "We love you!" - Louder!
- "We love you!" - Yes!
- I love you, too. - [CROWD CHEERING]
- "Colour it!" - "Fly away".
- "Beat the drum." - "Fly away".
- "Spread the net." - "Fly away".
"Fly away."
"Colour it, fly away."
"Beat the drum, fly away."
"Spread the net, fly away."
"Fly away, fly away."
"This love of mine is not new."
"Then why am I flying?"
"I was as colourful as the butterfly."
"I started to fly."
"If someone is with you, then fly away."
"Colour it, fly away."
"Beat the drums, fly away."
"Spread the net, fly away."
"Fly away."
"Yes, this is the conflict."
"A fight in style."
Look! Cho Chweet!
"I could read the lines of someone's palm."
"If someone wished, I would treat him."
"Listen to what your heart says."
"And then fly away."
"This love of mine isn't new."
"Then why am I flying?"
"When fire burns, it does not extinguish."
"On this heart, it comes and settles."
"Love, if you find it, it flies away."
"Fly away."
"Colour it, fly away."
"Beat the drums, fly away."
"Spread the net, fly away."
"Fly away."
"Colour it, fly away."
"Beat the drums, fly away."
"Spread the net, fly away."
"Fly away, fly away, fly away."
"Put your hands together!"
"Do you want more?"
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
BONNEY: Oh God! How sad!
[SIGHS]
BONNEY: Sorry! After listening to such a sad story...
...my eyes got moist. My throat got dry as well.
I'll go and get tea.
Shall I get something for you, Champu?
I'm sorry.
I entered your character.
Shall I get something for you, Agastya?
Yes, I'll just have... Bourn... vita.
It's not Bourn and then Vita. It's together. Bournvita.
- Okay? - Okay!
And you... follow me.
[HUMMING]
What are you looking for, uncle? A recipe for vita?
Shut up!
Found it!
[GIBBERISH]
What did you find, uncle, Rs.5 million?
I didn't find Rs.5 million, but an idea to obtain it.
[GIBBERISH]
- Piya will pay me? - No. Now listen carefully.
Section 25, under the Hindu Marriage Act;
after divorce, a husband has to take care of his wife's expenses...
...until she remarries.
Once your ex- wife remarries,
her responsibility passes to her new husband.
And you need not give money towards expenses.
[CHAIR DRAGGING]
This means if Piya gets married to Champu
then we won't have to give Rs.5 million?
No, uncle. I'm not going along with your lousy ideas this time.
As you wish.
I was trying to help you.
As a friend and a lawyer,
I was doing my duty.
Now it's your decision.
- There's no other way, uncle? - No.
So what do you say?
What do you say, sir?
I was thinking, we won't find a better suitor for our Piya.
So we should find an auspicious time...
...and get both of them married.
[COUGHS]
I think we should ask Piya what she wants.
It would be the best.
[CHUCKLES]
- Here, son. Bournvita for you. - Thank you.
So son, what have you thought? What will you do in life? What?
Nothing, uncle. I'm thinking of going back home.
But you know, I'm worried about Piya.
I don't know what condition she might be in.
Look son, whatever happens in life, is for the best.
Listen...
Had everything been all right in Piya's life,
today you would be having Bournvita with her husband here.
- Correct. - You wouldn't be having Bournvita...
...with me and him in this balcony.
- What? - He hasn't got it.
I'll explain.
Son, you are having Bournvita with us here...
...because Piya has separated from her husband.
He still hasn't got it.
One second, uncle.
Are you telling me about Piya or Bournvita?
Hey, shut up, shut up.
You haven't understood. I'll explain it to you.
You... I'll tell you.
Piya has gotten a divorce.
- Yeah! - Piya has got a divorce.
That means she doesn't stay with her husband.
That means she is alone once again.
You have come here after seven years, across the ocean. Why?
- To have Bournvita. - You...
You haven't come for Bournvita!
You came here because you are destined to be with Piya...
...and Piya is destined to be with you.
You're made for each other.
- Made for each other. - Yes.
- Really? - Yes.
She is only yours, only yours.
Only yours.
What are you doing? She's mine?
Yes, she's yours.
Your name is in her destiny.
- Otherwise, why would she have gotten a divorce? - Why?
- Why would you come here after seven years? - Why?
- Yes, that makes sense. - Of course, that makes sense.
- Why are you here having Bournvita with us? - Why?
Here is her address...
...that she had sent for forwarding her letters, etcetera.
Take a flight to New York and in 22 hours, Piya will be in your arms.
One second! But...
- What will I do there? - Do we have to explain it to you?
- Yes, we do. - Do we?
- You too... - Okay.
I'll tell you. This is magic. See!
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
- "The world knows but..." - [DOOR KNOCKING]
[DOOR KNOCKING]
Please, come in...
[TUNING TANPURA]
Hello!
[SHEHNAI BLOWS]
Hello!
Please come and sit here.
What are you doing here?
Who will play the music? Your father?
[GASPS]
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
"The heart knows the lover."
"But Piya doesn't know the heart."
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
[REGIONAL SONG]
"In a broken poetry, I have written in a diary."
"You are the last wish, you are the last request."
"In broken poetry, I have written in a diary."
"You are the last wish, you are the last request."
"Why don't you understand..."
"...the heart is a deep well."
"A fire burns every time."
"There is smoke everywhere."
"Leap, you'll get Piya."
"Move a little, the world will move too."
"Die and fall in love."
What are you doing, Uncle? The song is so good.
You fool! If you play a long song, the audience will get bored.
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
"Oh yeah!"
"Show some charm of yours..."
"...If you love Piya."
"Let life be lost, if it does..."
"...It's a small risk."
"Show some charm of yours..."
"...If you love Piya."
"Let life be lost, if it does..."
"...It's a small risk."
"If you cut it with your nail..."
"...even the diamond will be cut."
"If you even look at it..."
"...the bulb will explode."
"The system of love is the same."
"Your beloved is the same."
"If she isn't there..."
"The heart knows the lover."
"But Piya doesn't know the heart."
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
"The whole world knows, only Piya doesn't know."
"It knows, it doesn't know, it believes, it doesn't believe."
[APPLAUSE]
Hey, guys, thank you very much. You've opened my eyes, you know.
You've made me feel that this could happen between Piya and me as well.
MAN: Leave it. Do you think it's yours?
Excuse me! They've taken the fake Piya.
- I'm going to New York to the real Piya. - Congratulation!
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
Hurry up! Come on, hurry up.
Hey, guys. Thank you.
Really, thank you very much.
- What is the need for that? - That's right.
- This was our duty. - We are friends.
Uncle. Bon...
- Bon? - Bon?
Voyage...
BONEY: Bon voyage.
Okay, bon voyage. Bye.
Darn his bon voyage!
Now there'll be some fun!
No chance. No chance.
- Uncle... - Yes?
Do you think this Champu will be able to impress Piya?
This Champu? Have you gone mad?
You'll have to do it.
No problem.
- But, uncle, how will I go to New York? - [GASPS]
This is my lifelong saving.
I had saved it for my wedding.
Now it'll be used for your divorce. Take it, son.
- Take it, will you? - I'll take it, uncle.
I promise, after my divorce, I'll get you married.
AGASTYA: 'No, no, this is not my flight.'
'I was here on the ground, in a taxi.'
'Proceeding to New York in search of Piya.'
'What would I do there? I didn't have any idea.'
'But no problem. Somebody else is more concerned about that.'
Here's your boarding pass and your passport.
- Thank you. - Welcome!
- Hi! - Window or the aisle?
Anything will do, but Agastya Rao should be nearby.
[WHISTLE]
Hey, Suhaan.
Agastya!
Agastya Rao. Champu.
- "Piya doesn't know the heart..." - Yes.
So after all, you've taken my advice.
You're going to New York?
Yes. And what about you? Where are you off to?
I'm going to Ghatkopar.
Ghatkopar?
- Where is that? - I'll get down at the next stop.
[ANNOUNCEMENT]
Hey, stop.
Sure.
Excuse me!
Can I have one hot chocolate, please? I need to relax before take-off.
Sorry sir, there's no service before take-off.
- You'll have to wait. - Okay, alright.
Excuse me, my dear, I can't find my...
Here it is.
Well, thank you, my love. Oh, my God, you smell good.
Estee Lauder, right? My favourite perfume in the whole world.
Sweetheart, can you just throw this jacket somewhere?
Yes.
Yeah, and another thing. Apple juice and wine.
There's no service before take-off, sir.
But I'll see what I can do.
Oh, and hot chocolate for this young man here.
- Sure. - Thank you.
He needs to relax himself.
[PLANE TAKE OFF SOUND]
Wow! How can you do it? How can you do these things?
Did you see that girl?
Had I been like you, I would have been with Piya.
I don't even know how to talk to girls. I wish I was like you.
- You mean, the flirting... - Yes.
It's my luck. I was born with it.
There's nothing I can do about it.
- Cool! - Sir, Bournvita.
Thank you.
And your apple juice.
- It's quite hot. - Thank you, sweetheart.
And you know what? This is for you.
I'll take it back as soon as we'll land.
Thanks!
Alright. Alright.
I'm getting nervous. When I...
...meet Piya tomorrow, what will become of me?
I don't even know what she likes or dislikes.
I hope I don't make a fool out of myself.
God has sent me to solve your problem.
If this is not a miracle, what is?
We are both going to New York in the same flight.
And not just that. We are seated together as well.
Yes. I understand.
See. I promise you. I'll help you out.
Especially, after hearing your sad story.
- Really? - Really.
I have promised uncle that until I get you married...
...I won't catch a flight back to Mumbai.
Promise!
AGASTYA: Our mission started like that.
And then began the biggest con in the history of romance.
Oh, my God!
AGASTYA: I completely surrendered myself to Suhaan.
Now, he was my godfather.
- Give him the money. - Okay.
Excuse me, sir, could you help me with this address?
Oh, the sweet little girl next door.
- Piya. - Piya.
My neighbour.
Aha...
Look no further, young man.
- She lives right there in that apartment. - Up there?
The one with pink curtains!
But she's probably sleeping right now.
You must be the brother she's been talking about.
The brother?
You must be the old man she keeps talking about.
Probably.
- See you, sir. A pleasure. - Bye.
- Hey, bro! What's up, guys? - Yeah.
"My love for you isn't new."
"But still why?"
Sorry! Here's rent for a month.
- What is this? - Hey, guys, let's go!
"I'll make a house in front of your house."
"I'll make my world..."
SUHAAN: "...in front of your house"
AGASTYA: "In my neighbouring window, there's a radiant beauty."
SUHAAN: "It's regrettable that it is..." AGASTYA: "It's regrettable that it is..."
Suhaan, what are you looking at?
SUHAAN: You've forgotten the mission so soon.
Oh, yes. Piya.
Show me. I want to see her.
- She's probably sleeping. - Okay.
You keep watching. Call me quickly when she wakes up.
[SHOUTS]
What happened? What happened?
You were right. She has grown so much in seven years.
- Behave yourself. - Sorry!
- Relax! Chill. - Sorry.
- Control. - Sorry!
Have you gone crazy?
- She looks like Piya to you? - Then who is she?
Please! Get the number of your glasses checked, Mr. Agast Yarao.
- I'm an Indian, not Russian. - What?
[STAMMERING]
Agastya. Agastya Rao.
- Agastya. What? - Agastya Rao.
Sorry!
- Piya. - Please!
Can I see once, just once?
AGASTYA: Please!
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Agastya!
What are you doing?
- What is this? - I'm an astronaut.
- Okay! - And this is a telescope.
The precursor of binoculars.
- I want to become an astronaut, too. - Oh, why are you pushing me?
Hold this.
Amazing!
Wait! We must do something.
AGASTYA: Suhaan realized that I couldn't impress Piya.
So he changed my personality to be just like his.
[RADIO SOUND]
I'm looking just like you, right? A Rock star.
No.
Superstar!
What can I get for you gentlemen?
An apple juice and wine.
- Uncle! - Uncle?
- Oh, I love you, uncle! - What are you doing?
Whose uncle am I?
Do you have a twin brother in India? This small.
If I'm this size, then how can my twin be that size?
I don't have a twin brother. I'll ask my parents.
Anyway, wine with apple juice.
Did you see? Absolutely identical.
He is uncle's carbon copy.
- How is it possible? - Why can't it be possible?
Actually, it's claimed that there are at least...
...seven people of the same face.
- Nonsense! - No, it isn't nonsense.
It's a scientifically proven thing.
- Really? - There are seven people in the world with the same face.
- And... - And?
Just a minute!
That means there must be six other girls looking just like Piya.
I think if I pursue them,
at least I'll get one of them. What say?
Do you love Piya's face or Piya?
Both!
Then forget all this nonsense and concentrate on the mission.
Okay. Tell me.
- Today is the first day, so we'll just do a warm-up today. - Okay.
Do exactly as I tell you.
- Nothing more, nothing less. - Fine!
Otherwise, the whole plan will be ruined.
When Piya comes out of her apartment,
react as if you've seen her unexpectedly. Alright?
One moment.
Just show me once more.
Now I'll do it. Just look at me.
You do natural acting superbly. You should have been in Hollywood.
- Hey, come on, stop kidding. - Listen!
When she is walking ahead, you'll call her by name.
Like this... Piya!
- P... Piya! - Oh, my God!
- You? - Oh, my God! You?
- How Amazing! - Here? Amazing!
SUHAAN: She'll turn back and look at you. Her hairs swaying in the wind.
Go, my tiger. My blessings are with you.
- You remember everything, right? - No.
- What? - I forget everything when I see Piya.
- Please come along with me. - No!
- Why? - Why? What do you mean, why?
Why... why am I asking this question? Why am asking this question?
Idiot!
- Come on, let's go back home. Please. - No, no.
Listen, I'll come along with you.
I'll be near you, but I won't be with you.
- All right? - Okay.
Come on. Wait. What's this?
- You use that as a radio-antenna? - What? Where?
AGASTYA: Thank you.
Let's rock it, punk.
Rock the stone. Rock the stone.
Okay. Let's go.
You know what you've got to do, right, Champu?
Let's go.
Action!
Hello! Yes, everything is fine.
Oh! Piya!
Cut! Cut! Cut! What are you doing? Go back.
Energy. Loud. Feeling. Emotion.
Take 2. Ready? Action!
Yes! No, no, the weather is absolutely...
Oh! Piya?
Cut! Cut!
What are you doing? Go back.
Loud. Call out louder. Piya.
Take 3. Action!
Yes, everything is fine... yes...
Piya!
Hello?
Hi!
Me... me...
Oh, my God! Champu?!
Yes. Yes.
- You've changed so much, Champu! - Yes!
When did you come to New York?
This morning... today morning.
He's hopeless.
[SHOUTS]
Darn kids!
[CHUCKLES]
Nice meeting you.
- Hi Piya. - Okay. Nice meeting you.
Hi. Hi.
Zubin. Zubin Honibhoy.
Piya, okay. Okay, bye!
[HUMMING]
Bye, Piya. Bye!
Where are you, Piya? Bye!
Bye, Piya.
- Did you see how Piya went with Zubin? - I saw everything.
Don't worry, she won't go for him.
But what happened to you?
Why were you tongue-tied?
I had told you earlier that I can't do this.
The moment I see Piya, something happens to me.
I think I've bet on a lame horse.
I have a bright idea.
Sorry, I was listening to you both. I couldn't help myself.
This is a micro walkie-talkie.
With this, I sit here and control my entire staff.
You're incredible, uncle!
Uncle, let us know when you decide to stop bragging about your work.
We want to talk of something important.
- All right. I was just trying to help. - No, don't pay attention to him.
Tell us what you wanted to. What is this?
Very good! Good boy.
Look, you put this one behind your ear and...
...the other one you put behind your ear.
And then whatever you want him to do, tell him.
Keep telling him, and he'll keep doing as you say.
Great, uncle! At least you were of some use.
- Come on, your work is done. - Thank you very much.
But listen, it's range is only 100 metres.
All right. Come on, punk, let's rock.
Suhaan, Suhaan. Just once more. Once more.
Come on, punk, let's rock.
So darn clear.
- Again, again. - SUHAAN: Oh, shut up.
Come on, punk, let's rock!
[FIRE BRIGADE SIREN]
Give me your credit card.
- Why? - Why?
Why am I asking this question? I was just thinking that.
- After all, you're going for my work. - Right.
Yes, you're going for my work.
Not this one... Give me this one.
From now on, this credit card will remain with me.
And until I return, stay here in the car.
It's ok, he's taking my credit card. Big deal!
Whatever, I am going to get Piya man, It's okay.
What are you?
- You didn't recognise me? - No.
Suhaan. Suhaan.
That means nobody will be able to recognise me.
And I can easily be around you.
- SUHAAN: This is a book on Picasso. - AGASTYA: But this is an old book.
SUHAAN: It's second- hand, so it'll look like you've read it.
Excuse me, can I help you?
Oh! Champu, it's you?
- I'm so sorry, I... - No. Champu sounds sexy when you say it.
But how come you're here?
I was passing by, and I saw that it was an interior shop...
You... you work here?
No. This is my store. I'm into interior designing.
- This is your store? - Yes.
- These are all your designs. - Yes.
Wow!
You know about this flower? Halcyon?
Wonderful! Fabulous!
- You like flowers?! - What?
You like flowers?
- SUHAAN: Like flowers? I love flowers. - AGASTYA: Like flowers? I love flowers.
- SUHAAN: Flowers are in my blood. - AGASTYA: Flowers are in my blood.
Looking at me...
...you may feel that flowers and me are opposites.
But never judge a book by its cover.
You know the flower, halcyon.
It's found in the tropical forest of South America.
- Very good. - Wow, Champs... Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't even remember your real name.
- Agastya Rao. - Right.
Agastya Rou.
No, no, Rao.
- Agastya Rao. - Yes.
I'm impressed. Though you're a guy, you have such a passion for flowers.
Listen, I don't believe in this guy- girl thing.
I don't believe in this guy-girl...
I'm a homosexual.
Oh, no! Don't say that.
Metrosexual. Metrosexual.
Metrosexual.
- Drop the book. - Oh!
- Thank you. - You like Picasso?
I like Picasso? I love Picasso.
Picasso is in my blood.
But how did you know?
Aha!
Sharp observation.
You know... I've read this book four times.
You know what is the best thing about Picasso?
What?
Yes?
[WHISTLE]
So, you were telling me something about Picasso.
Yes, Picasso. Picasso...
- Who are you? - Zorro.
Zorro? Show me how you disappear.
You really want to know about Picasso?
You're a fraud. Fraud!
Do this and show me.
Idiot!
AGASTYA: Zubin, how could you do that?
ZUBIN: No, Piya, I didn't do anything.
It was Zorro, outside your boutique.
Anyway, you guys won't believe it.
[GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
[CAR DOOR CLOSING SOUND]
PIYA: Agastya, I'm so glad that you've come for dinner with us.
I had made all the arrangements for French food.
But suddenly, how come you both decided to go for Italian?
You like Italian?
I like Italian? I love Italian.
AGASTYA: Italian is in my blood.
AGASTYA: Suhaan hadn't really gotten an opportunity...
...to wear costumes in his career.
So, he used this opportunity to wear different costumes.
Always came in a different costume. He was quite funny.
- I'll have one penne arrabiata. - Okay.
I'll have the same. Thanks.
- And I'll have a diet coke. - Okay.
Just diet coke?
Come on, Zubin. Order something.
I... I hate Italian food. Specially spicy food.
You don't like spicy food?
You like spicy food?
I like spicy food.
I love spicy food.
- SUHAAN: Spice is in my blood. - AGASTYA: Spice is in my blood.
[CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS]
- Agastya, are you all right? - Wicked, wicked.
I love spicy food.
Eat more of that... what was that Italiano?
Arrabiata.
It's really nice.
WAITRESS: Idiot!
- Hey, where's this man? - There!
You? You were at the boutique too, right?
Now I know. You're following us. You are...
Champu, your work is done.
[CHUCKLES]
What are you looking for, Agastya?
What am I looking for?
Yes, I've found it. Brooklyn Bridge.
I wanted to see it since I was a kid.
It's really beautiful, isn't it?
Thanks for everything.
You should thank Zubin, not me. He paid the bill.
No, I didn't mean that.
I really had a great time tonight.
Me too.
In fact, it's seven years since I've laughed so much.
Seven years?
May I ask you something? If you don't mind.
You loved a girl in college, didn't you?
I heard that she broke your heart...
...so you left the college and went away.
Nobody knew where you had gone.
You just disappeared.
You used to love that girl very much, right?
Do you still love her?
I'm sorry. But I think you've been unable to forget her.
If you don't mind me asking, who was she?
Look, Agastya, you can trust me. I might be of some help to you.
Please, tell me who she was.
You.
[GASPS]
How can you help me?
She's already married now.
Then you can get any nice girl. Forget her.
No. I'll only marry her.
No.
If I get married, it'll be to her. Otherwise...
AGASTYA: If Suhaan hadn't come on time that day...
...the show would've ended before the start.
PIYA: Bye, Zubin. Bye, Agastya. Good night.
In thirty seconds, she'll come out wearing a nightgown.
But where did I keep the remote this morning?
Yes, in the kitchen.
She'll jump on the couch.
- Now she'll watch an emotional movie... - [DOOR CLOSING SOUND]
And cry like Meena Kumari (Indian actress).
[WHISTLE]
What are you doing?
I'm eating chocolate and studying the case.
Okay. Now, excuse me. Let me see.
Hey, buddy, I have to write the dialogues of this script.
What will you do by watching?
I don't think you should watch like this.
- Why? - Then you too will fall in love.
What?
I don't need anybody's love. I'm happy alone.
Keep your Piya to yourself.
[SWITCH CLICK]
Now what have you done?
Satellite connection?
- No. Telescope. - Oh! Fantastic.
The clarity is excellent.
- Popcorn? - Yes.
"It's an unknown city."
"It's an unknown evening."
"Life is..."
"...unknown."
"What is your name?"
"Strange is this life, this life is strange."
"Here you meet, then separate."
"After separation, again we meet."
"It's an unknown city."
"Without you, I feel sadness is sweet."
"What? Is this your magic?"
"You aren't aware that..."
"...the earth under your feet is saying."
"What? Is this your thought?"
"In an unknown..."
"...city."
"I found..."
"...life."
"Strange is this life."
"This life is strange."
"I had thought it's near."
"But it's somebody else's destiny."
"It's the incident of one night."
"You were lying on the clouds."
"I remember you had called me."
"You were feeling cold."
"You had draped thin moonlight on yourself."
"And, you were sleeping in a shawl of dreams."
"Let it be..."
"...unknown."
"But you are merged in my breaths."
"Strange is this life, this life is strange."
"This life is not for me, it's the destiny of somebody else"
AGASTYA: That day, for the first time I saw...
...a faint hope of love in Piya's eyes for me.
- You look stunning. - Thanks.
[CICADAS CHIRPING]
- How do I look? - Like a Rock star.
No, a superstar.
What happened?
No. Nothing. I just remembered something.
- Good or bad? - Good or bad?
Good.
[ORCHESTRA TUNING]
Hi, can I have a glass of red wine, please?
- Get lost! - What will you have?
- Apple juice. - SUHAAN: And wine.
A... and wine...
Now drink the two as a cocktail.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Cheers!
[GASPS]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Why are you looking at me like this?
I'm looking at your sixth smile.
- What! - Do you know you have 6 kinds of smiles?
Do you know you have 6 kinds of smiles?
Smile number one, when you smile whole-heartedly.
Smile number two, when you smile in pretence.
Smile number three, when you smile shyly.
Smile number four, when you smile mischievously.
Smile number five, when you smile to greet somebody.
And smile no. 6...
...when you smile to hide something.
When you smile to hide something.
This is your sixth smile.
What are you hiding from me?
Agastya!
Agastya! Agastya!
[CROWD CHEERING]
Wow!
PIYA: Excuse me!
Get out of here. Excuse me!
Agastya, go to Piya.
Agastya!
Sorry!
Champu, call them outside.
Suhaan, these are six well built people. And we are only two.
- Actually, there's only one person. - Just do what I've told you to do.
Okay!
You... You... You. Can you please come out?
You want to act tough.
Meet us outside.
You're a dead man!
- Hey. - Agastya, please.
These are very nasty people. Don't lock horns with them.
I'll come back.
Agastya...
Champu, let go of me. Let go.
Oh, man.
Suhaan, stop it.
AGASTYA: Suhaan was furious.
I tried in vain to stop him.
If there was anyone who could stop him, it was Piya.
PIYA: Agastya!
- Agastya! - Who are you?
[GROANS]
Oh, my God, Agastya! Are you all right?
Listen, don't you ever, ever say.
- Agastya, let's go. - One second!
Don't you ever say anything to her! Okay!
I'll send everyone to the moon.
AGASTYA: What a knock-out punch Suhaan landed on my face.
I was seeing stars in daylight.
Piya had great respect for me.
From an idiot Champu, I had become a Champion to her.
[PLAYING MUSIC]
[PHONE RINGING]
Piya!
- Hi! - There's a small party at my home.
- So, I've called to invite you. - Party!
- PIYA: Yes. A birthday party. - Birthday party!
Yes, yes. Of course I'll come. I'll come.
This evening?
I have a meeting this evening.
Oh, no! It would be great, if you could come.
Anyway! No stress. Work comes first.
Yes, of course, work comes first.
Okay. Bye-bye. Take care.
AGASTYA: Why did Suhaan do that?
Why did he stop me from going to Piya's party?
I had many such queries in my mind.
But I didn't have the courage to ask him.
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- I'm John Winter. Writer. - Pleasure to meet you.
I've been noticing you for the last couple of days.
- All those get-ups. - All right.
- Are you an actor by any chance? - Yes.
- Do you want an autograph? - Actually, no.
Then don't waste my time.
Just a second. I have something to tell you.
I'm writing a major television sitcom called 'Vikram and Juliet'.
It's a romantic comedy about...
...an Indian guy, Vikram falling in love with an American girl, Juliet.
- And you want me to play Vikram? - Well! Not exactly.
I'm offering the role of Vikram's driver. Chakram.
What? Do you know who you're talking to right now?
You misunderstand...
Chakram is a major character.
I only do main leads. I'm a superstar.
Ciao!
Let me go. Please!
AGASTYA: What are you doing? [SIGHS]
Please, for God's sake. Please, please, let me go.
[SIGHS]
Everybody's leaving.
What?
Now what do I do? The party's over.
Everything is over. They have gone. Should I go to wash the vessels?
[CHUCKLES]
[DOORBELL]
- Hi. - Hi.
Agastya, you?
Wow! You had some urgent work, hadn't you?
Yes. I realised that no work is more...
...important than friendship.
So, I left everything and I came here.
- Well, I'm so sorry, but the party... - ...is over.
Everybody had their fill and they've left.
It means your friend has come at the right time.
- Would you require my assistance? - Sure! Come on in!
[CHUCKLES]
Great, my brave one! You have reached inside her house.
And in a short while, enter her heart as well.
MAN: Second table, one burger, chips, and coke.
What are you saying? Champu?
MAN: Yes. It's my pleasure, ma'am.
A cross-connection.
Darn!
Come!
AGASTYA: Piya!
Brilliant! Brilliant!
AGASTYA: Oh, God. How beautiful they are!
[GASPS]
I mean... may I touch them?
- PIYA: Come here. - [GASPS]
- AGASTYA: How beautiful are they! - Open the window.
- AGASTYA: May I kiss them? - Champu! Open the window.
Such a cute baby! Looks just like you.
Come on, stop crying.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[CHUCKLES]
[BABY CRYING]
Such a sweet baby! Looks just like you.
He sits so quietly.
She sits very quietly. Her name is Suhaani.
She's my little angel. And today is her birthday.
AGASTYA: Suhaan. Suhaan, please. Suhaan, please get up.
- SUHAAN: What is it? - Thank God! There's just 5 minutes.
SUHAAN: ] I'm not feeling well. I can't come.
AGASTYA: Suhaan, please get up.
If she talks, how will I answer her.
- Suhaan! - SUHAAN: Take her out to movie.
SUHAAN: You needn't talk to her then.
AGASTYA: Tell me which movie I should take her to? Please!
[DOOR CLOSING SOUND]
[RUMBLING]
- Hi. - Hello, young man.
- Pizza. - Yeah, Pizza.
Great! Great!
[DOORBELL]
Oh, my God!
[BABY CRYING]
[CHUCKLES]
Hi! My name is Suhaan Kapoor. I'm your father.
I'm your papa.
Hi!
No handshake?
Fingershake?
[BABY MURMURING]
My little angel! You're an angel.
May I carry you in my arms?
You sure?
Thank you.
Oh, yes. Wow!
- Come, let's sit. - [BABY LAUGHS]
Oh, wow!
Same eyes. Same nose. Same lips.
You're my replica.
[CHUCKLING]
Even your smile is replica of me.
AGASTYA: Suhaan forgot about time with his daughter.
When Piya and I returned...
PIYA: Maria, what are you doing outside? Where's Suhaani?
- MARIA: She's inside. I got locked out. - PIYA: Oh, my God!
PIYA: How can you be so careless? I don't believe this.
[BABY CRYING]
Oh, my sweetheart! I'm so sorry! [CRYING]
Come here, baby. Come here.
PIYA: I am so sorry.
It's very cold.
Thank you.
- May I ask you something? - Yes.
Actually...
[BABY CRYING]
No, no.
What's the matter, Agastya?
I was asking... that... but...
- Agastya! - Did you marry the guy whom you used to love in college?
I just wanted to ask that. If you don't want to answer, then it's okay.
I understand. I'm sorry. Just forget it.
- Oh, my God! What am I doing?! - Yes.
Then...
Then he...
All our wishes in life don't get fulfilled.
Congratulations, Piya! You're pregnant.
Thank you, doctor.
Are we going somewhere?
"I'm worried because of this helplessness."
"You'll be sad to know, but I'm with you."
"I'll have to stay away from you."
"Just endure it for a while."
"My future, I swear on you."
"My future hinges on this, Piya."
"I know that love is naive."
"The heart tends to make some mistakes."
"Love is oblivious of patience."
You didn't tell him?
How could I have told him? That day, he was very happy.
The greatest dream of his life was going to be fulfilled.
But when I realised that...
...our marriage was creating a barrier for his dreams, then I decided.
By giving him this news, I couldn't break his dreams.
What did you do?
I waited for him.
I tried many times to talk to Suhaan in my loneliness.
Ma'am, can I speak with Suhaan please?
Who is this?
I... I... [THUNDERING]
PIYA: What could I say?
He had warned me, not to tell anyone about our relationship.
I had no choice but to wait.
The wait of a few weeks, converted into months.
But I received no news of Suhaan.
I was all alone in that city.
- And then one day... - [DOORBELL]
My brother, Vishal, came to visit me.
[THUNDERING CRACKLES]
PIYA: He couldn't bear to see my condition.
I had eloped to marry against my family's wishes.
But still, they forgave me.
Vishal told me not to stay alone there in such a condition.
So, did he come?
He didn't come.
But I got a divorce notice.
Forget about him.
You can easily find another good man.
Ah...
You had said some dialogue like that to me, near Brooklyn Bridge.
Remember?
Agastya, you're so sweet. Thank you.
- AGASTYA: Bye. - PIYA: But listen, don't forget.
Tomorrow, we have to go to my parents' anniversary celebration.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Goodnight, Piya.
Now papa has to leave.
Don't worry. Papa will come again.
But there's been a change in the plan.
Now, I'll take your mummy along too.
She isn't that bad, you know.
Fingershake?
[BABY MURMERING]
[CHUCKLES]
Bye, sweetheart.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
Bonney!
- SUHAAN: Uncle! - Suhaan!
BONNEY: What progress has there been in the mission?
[SOBBING]
Suhaan, what's the matter?
Is everything fine?
Uncle, we were wrong about Piya.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC OVERLAPS AUDIO]
This...
Look... we have committed a grave mistake, Suhaan.
[GASPS]
Now what do you want to do?
What I should have done a long time ago, uncle.
[GASPS]
I want to take up my responsibilities.
SUHAAN: Uncle, I want to take care of my child.
Uncle, what I did was wrong.
I want to rectify my mistake.
Uncle, I want Piya and the baby...
...both back.
But how will you do all this?
Hey, John.
You know the job that you offered me.
I'll do it.
That part has already been cast.
I really need it.
You're a superstar. Why would you need anything?
If I need you, I'll find you. Now, just get out of my face.
I'm working.
Oops.
I'm sorry. I'll get it.
Hey, John. I'm really sorry. I was so rude.
I know you must be really upset with me.
I wasn't nice. I was rude.
In fact, I was a jerk.
But look at me now.
I'm on my knees.
I'm begging you. Embarrassed!
I'm really sorry.
I'm a changed man, John.
Listen, I need to prove to my wife and my child...
Come on. Please!
Help me with this. Just one audition.
I'm sorry. The part of Chakram...
...it's gone to someone else.
But I'll try and get you an audition for another part.
Come to the studio tomorrow. 9 a.m.
AGASTYA: Suhaan woke up earlier than me that day.
Piya, today I'm going to start my new life.
Please, wish me all the best.
[RAP SONG PLAYING]
Mr. John Winters' audition?
Second door, around the corner.
Thank you.
AGASTYA: Beautiful!
- AGASTYA: Are you a princess? - PIYA: No.
PIYA: But my father is very wealthy.
AGASTYA: Why don't you live here then?
There'll be a room for you in such a big mansion.
Yes. They all want that too.
But whenever I come here, everyone harps on the same thing.
- My marriage. - Really?
You must have informed them that I'm coming.
Otherwise, they may think a babysitter is coming along with you.
[CHUCKLES]
Of course, Agastya. In fact, father is waiting for you.
Hello, sir.
What are you doing, Agastya?
He's not my father. He's our butler.
Hello! Agastya here.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Alright, I can do it.
Hi, everyone. I'm home.
Hi, Piya!
- Introduce me. - Oh!
He's my friend, Agastya.
- Hello, darling. - Hi!
Nice meeting you.
- Piya's Aunty. - Oh, is that so?
- Piya's uncle. - Okay, okay.
- Piya's uncle. - Hello, sir.
- He's not bad. - He's so sexy.
Does he have a younger brother?
Does he have an elder brother?
WOMAN: Every mother wants the best for her child, and so do I.
Every mother wants the best for her baby...
...So do I.
- That's why I've chosen... - ...Booboo diapers.
Booboo diapers has a rapid dry system...
...with triple protection from leak b.. barriers.
Triple protection from leaking barriers.
- That protects against leakage. - Day and night.
So if you love your baby...
- Clearly, Booboo... - Booboo diapers is the choice.
PIYA'S RELATIVE: You're so good looking.
I'm sure you're an actor.
No, I'm not an actor, I'm an astronaut from NASA.
- Astronaut? - Yes!
Travelled to the moon?
- Who else is there in your family? - Actually, I'm alone.
From my childhood I was alone, my parents...
- Self-made man. - Yes.
I'm Samrat Goyal. Piya's father.
Pleasure meeting you, sir. Pleasure meeting you.
- Happy anniversary. - Thank you. Thank you.
- I like self-made men. - Thank you.
You know, when I had come to New York...
Excuse me.
- I had just $5 in my pocket during then. - Yes.
SAMRAT GOYAL: With those $5...
He's the guy who is after Piya. Today he has reached the house.
Since when are you seeing him?
- What does the guy do? - Who else is there in his family?
- Does he smoke cigarettes? - When are you guys marrying?
- Next Monday is good to marry. - Please!
Specially with the software in...
- Let me introduce my... - Uncle, let me guess.
He's Vishal, Piya's brother and your son?
Correct!
- How did you know? - Piya told me.
And she said that you're tall, handsome... intelligent, good looking.
I like this guy, Dad.
- Thank you. - Very good!
- You guys enjoy. I'll see you later. - Yes, Dad.
All right, uncle. See you.
You're not having anything. Should I get you a drink?
- How about champagne? - Maybe...
Gentlemen's drink.
Absolutely! Thanks.
Hi, my name is Agastya.
[GRUNTS]
- Hello. - Vishal.
[LAUGHS]
- Hi. - Hi.
Hi. I'm Dabbu, Piya's cousin.
Even I want to be an astronaut like you.
Wow! Brownies!
So this Agastya... you didn't tell us anything about him before.
Mom, now you too are behaving like everybody...
What do you expect, darling?
After Suhaan, for the first time, you've brought a guy home.
He's just a friend. I don't love him.
Piya, if you want to live happily...
...then choose the person who loves you as your life partner.
The one you loved, never gave you any happiness.
[GASPS]
What makes you think that Agastya loves me?
[GASPS]
Are you serious?
Can't you see what we all can see?
WOMAN: So if you really love your child, clearly...
...Booboo diaper is the choice.
SUHAAN: Good morning, my name is Suhaan Kapoor.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Every mother wants the best for her baby. So do I.
That's the reason, why I've chosen Booboo diapers.
Booboo diapers has a rapid dry system with triple protection...
[GASPS]
[CHUCKLES]
But what's new with that?
Every other diaper in town has that.
The reason why I bought Booboo diapers is because...
...because they're really easy to change.
Even an idiot like me, who doesn't know anything can change them.
Now my wife doesn't have to wake up in the middle of the night...
...to change our baby's diapers. I do.
And it only takes me about five seconds.
So if you love your child, if you love your wife...
...then Booboo diapers is the right choice.
That was brilliant, Mr. Kapoor!
As much as we loved your work, we cannot select you.
What we are looking for here... is a mother talking about her baby.
A woman!
Sir, do you know Mr. John Winters? He asked me to audition for this part.
I'm afraid, my dear friend, you have come to the wrong audition.
- That's next door. - Darn!
Unless, Mr. Kapoor, we change our advertising campaign.
Over the last few days,
we have auditioned hundreds of girls for the part.
But none of them have moved my heart the way you have.
If you love your baby and wife,
Booboo diapers is the choice.
It's brilliant!
So if we change our campaign
and instead of a wife and a mother talking about her baby,
we'll use your idea of a father
talking about his baby and wife.
That's so very innovative!
Mr. Kapoor, would you like to be the face of Booboo diapers?
Sure! Thank you.
- This is the study. - Okay.
And that's Vishal's room.
- You can pick anything you like from his wardrobe. - Okay.
I think it should fit you just fine.
Agastya!
- They are my mother's parents. - What a beautiful painting!
When grandpa had proposed to granny...
...then he had captured this romantic moment on canvas.
- That's very romantic! - And this is the same ring. See.
Yes!
- You get ready. We are waiting for you downstairs, okay? - Okay.
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
- Hello! - WOMAN: May I speak to Piya, please?
- Who is calling? - RICHA: This is Richa here.
Hey, Richa! Where are you? You've disappeared.
RICHA: Forget about me, tell me about you.
I saw you with a handsome man yesterday.
That was Champu. Didn't you recognise him?
Champu?
Yes. Champu from college.
So handsome! You lucky girl!
Oh, no! It's nothing like that.
Oh, really?
Yes! He still loves the girl he adored in college.
You're right. And you were that girl.
You don't know? How would you? You were so madly in love with Suhaan.
When he saw you with Suhaan...
...on prom night, he was heartbroken.
That was why he had left college.
[CHUCKLES]
Piya, will you marry me?
Agastya has proposed to Piya!
No! No! Wait, wait!
[CHEERING] [GLASS CLINKING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
"You've crossed your limit, what have you done?"
"You've made him go crazy about you."
"I used to love her, she was my classmate."
"She always used to be upset with me."
"She used to ignore me."
"Can't you see? He's in love with you."
"Say I do, I do, I do!"
"Sister, say yes, say yes!"
"Say yes! Say yes!"
- "Give your consent" - "Please accept".
- "Give your consent" - "Covertly and shyly, say yes".
- "Give your consent" - "By a gesture or a sign".
"Give your consent."
[CHEERING]
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the new face of BooBoo diapers...
- Suhaan Kapoor. - [CROWD CHEERING]
- Congratulations! - Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much. Thank you, everybody.
"This guy is very nice."
"He seems to be a good person."
"If you say seven nuptial rounds."
"He may even take more than that."
"Listen! Listen!"
"The past never comes back."
"Come! Come on."
"Don't lose this chance."
"I am in love with you!"
"I would even give up my life for you."
"I've come with a request."
"If you consent, I want to marry you, I love you!"
"He's so handsome! He's a dude!"
"Say I do, I do, I do!"
"Sister, don't refuse now, don't harass us."
"Marry him, and don't turn back."
- "Give your consent." - "Grab the chance".
- "Give your consent." - "It is the way of decent people".
- "Give your consent." - "It is the hope of years".
"Give your consent."
"His voice is sweet"
"I think he's a jolly fellow."
"Grab him with both hands..."
"...if you think he's a bit weak."
"Yes! Oh, yes!"
"This is about coincidence."
"What? Oh, what?"
"This is the auspicious time."
"Whatever you like, that will be my liking too."
"If you want the twilights to become long..."
"...I'll shorten the days."
"Girl, he's too good to be true."
"Say I do, I do, I do!"
"Sister, do say yes, listen to us children."
"Otherwise, this auspicious time will pass away."
"Give your consent."
- "Give your consent." - "This is the best thing for you".
- "Give your consent." - "You are destined for him".
- "Give your consent." - "What has to happen will happen".
"Give your consent."
Uncle, I have got the job. I've become a model.
The contract is in my hand.
Now I can take care of Piya and Suhaani.
But Suhaan, what will you say to Agastya?
[PASSING CAR SOUND]
I'll tell the truth.
I've wronged him.
SUHAAN: I'll accept any punishment he hands to me.
Very good!
I accept!
Yes!
[CHEERING]
- AGASTYA: Bye. Good night. - Bye. Good night.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Suhaan!
Suhaan, I want to tell you something.
You'll be so happy. See this!
[GIBBERISH]
Sorry! Look.
I got engaged to Piya.
Meet my would-be wife, Piya Rao.
BONNEY: Bonney speaking.
Hello?
Congratulation uncle, we've done it. Our mission was a success.
SUHAAN: Piya has gotten engaged to Agastya.
They are going to marry very soon.
Now there's no need to worry. The whole matter is resolved.
Suhaan, don't accept defeat so soon. I have an excellent idea.
- You do one thing... - SUHAAN: No. Not today.
SUHAAN: Today, don't give me any of your lousy ideas.
You've always given me wrong advice.
Today, I won't listen to a thing you say.
How had Piya wronged us? She hadn't.
And I... I've only given her hurt.
Now, no more.
I've seen Piya. She's very happy.
Agastya loves her a lot.
And he'll always keep her happy.
Because he's not like me.
His love doesn't change with circumstances, like mine does.
Do you know, when he found out Piya loved somebody else,
his love didn't change.
When he came to know that Piya had gotten married...
...still his love didn't change.
SUHAAN: And when he came to know that Piya has a child...
...still his love didn't change.
Uncle!
Agastya's love for Piya will never wane.
He's really an angel.
And I...
I could never make Piya happy.
But I can at least let her stay happy.
SUHAAN: I'm hanging up now.
[SOBBING]
[GASPS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
Yes?
Yes. Who is it?
[SOBBING]
Suhaan!
SUHAAN: You got your love.
I've kept my promise.
My role ends here.
You don't need me anymore.
I'm sure you'll take good care of Piya.
Take care, Agastya.
AGASTYA: Suhaan went away. Me too!
Piya and I were to be married shortly.
I shifted into Piya's parents' home.
[BACKGROUND MUSIC OVERLAPS AUDIO]
SUHAAN: If you love your child and your wife, BooBoo diapers is the right choice.
DIRECTOR: Cut it!
AGASTYA: Suhaan decided to go back to India...
...after completing the modelling assignment.
"There are a hundred sorrows."
"There are a hundred ways of relief."
"I've got everything, my love."
"It's just you who isn't with me."
"There are a hundred sorrows."
"There are a hundred ways of relief."
"I've got everything, my love."
"It's just you who isn't with me."
AGASTYA: Without Suhaan, I was like a puppet without the puppet-master.
Neither could I talk freely with Piya...
...nor keep her happy.
I wanted Suhaan to come and save me.
"This breeze that blows haltingly..."
"...why is it so indifferent?"
"On the busy streets..."
"...I come flying."
"There are a hundred ways."
"But there's no way for me."
"There are a hundred sorrows."
"There are a hundred ways of relief."
"I've got everything, my love."
"Only you aren't there."
"Let the water flow on."
"Let the time stand still."
"If the sea has turned."
"Let the shore endure it."
"I have a hundred wishes."
"But not your sorrow."
"Alone..."
"Alone you are, alone you must go on."
"Alone..."
"There are a hundred sorrows."
"There are a hundred ways of relief."
- Vishal, you had promised me... - Zubin, just take it easy.
...that Piya would marry me.
- Hi! - Hi brother-in-law.
Come join us for a drink.
- No, no. - Just one drink.
I don't drink, I swear I don't drink.
One drink.
You shouldn't say that. Vishal is your brother-in-law.
And when the brother-in-law says you should drink, then you should. Here!
If this brother-in-law gets angry...
...your plight will be the same as that of Piya's first husband.
What happened to him?
- Don't you know? - No.
Piya's divorce was because of Vishal. Because of him.
- Zubin, you're drunk. - [GASPS]
You don't believe me? You don't believe me?
- I'll tell you, see! - Zubin! Zubin, just take it easy.
All those letters that Piya's...
...husband had written for Piya.
But not one of these letters reached Piya.
Vishal hid all these letters here.
He didn't even give the two, a chance to reunite.
[WIND CHIME SOUND]
Scoundrel!
Shut up, Zubin.
It was another matter with that guy. He was good for nothing.
But I like Agastya.
[CHUCKLES]
I'm sure he'll take good care of Piya.
- Am I right? - Sure.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Come on.
Hey!
Thank you.
[KIDS TOY SOUND]
Hi, kid. I'm back.
I've brought something for you. Do you want to see what it is?
This is for you.
Oh. You don't recognise me?
One moment... and...
And...
Here!
This may be the last time I'll get to meet you.
I had planned to take you with me.
Later, I planned to take your mother with us.
But I have to go alone.
All my plans failed miserably.
Will you heed my words?
When you grow up, don't be like me,
be like your mother.
[SOBBING]
I love you. I love you.
I love you.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
All your manipulations failed. So you've stooped to this?
- Vishal! - No, Dad.
Last time too, I was quiet because of you.
That's why all this has happened.
He came to kidnap the child.
But Dad, I'll hand him over to the police.
- Otherwise, he will... - Vishal, enough is enough.
Suhaan is a part of our family.
We don't need to involve the police in this family matter.
Suhaan, it's your child too.
I can understand your position.
But this isn't the right way.
If you want the child's custody,
fight it out legally, properly in the court.
SAMRAT GOYAL: We'll abide by the court's judgment.
Security, escort him out.
[DOOR OPEN]
Suhaan committed a grave mistake.
But that mistake was not his fault.
He too was a victim of the misunderstanding, created by Vishal.
I know that Suhaan loves you a lot.
And you love him too.
I've just come between the two of you.
How could you love me?
I'm only Champu.
An idiot!
I can't even talk to you properly.
And then, you haven't fallen in love with me, but with Suhaan once again.
Whatever I said to you...
Whatever I did for you...
...that was not me, but Suhaan.
I was only the body.
Piya, you shouldn't be with me but with Suhaan.
You are made for each other.
Suhaan loves you a lot.
When he thought that you were happy with me...
...he left everything for your happiness.
Suhaan will be shattered without you, Piya.
He needs you.
Suhaan loves you a lot.
Without you, Suhaan...
Suhaan...
PIYA: Please don't stop, Agastya.
[SOBBING]
No one says anything good about Suhaan.
Today for the first time, I'm hearing something good about him.
Please, don't stop.
Yes, Suhaan is a...
I like to hear good things about him.
He's a good person.
Please, don't stop.
He loves you a lot.
Hello, Vikas?
VIKAS: Hi, sir. When did you return?
SUHAAN: Last night. Any work for me?
VIKAS: Yes, sir. There's work, but no male lead. Nothing worthy of you.
SUHAAN: Any role will do, even side roles...
VIKAS: I've an offer for a Bhojpuri (Indian regional) film, sir.
SUHAAN: Bhojpuri?
- VIKAS: Yes, sir. - SUHAAN: Of course, it'll do.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
DIRECTOR: Cut! Okay.
[APPLAUSE]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
Oh, mind-blowing. What a great shot! Come, let's see the take. Come on.
PIYA: Autograph, please!
Piya, you are here?
- I... - Suhaan, please don't say anything.
We can't wait anymore.
[GASPS]
Champu, I know that you're here. Come out.
AGASTYA: No, Suhaan, my role ends here.
I have to leave now. I was never suited to this world.
My purpose is elsewhere.
Thank you!
She is the only woman you've ever loved.
Then how did you fall in love with me?
You'll get your answers when you speak to Piya and Suhaan.
It's 8 o'clock there and I'm sure they must have woken up.
- Let's call my friend. Come. - Okay.
Switch it on, please.
[FOOTSTEPS]
Happy birthday, Suhaan!
Thank you, Champu.
Not Champu. Agastya Rao.
- I have a respectable reputation in space. - Where had you disappeared?
It's a long, long story. I'll tell you some other time.
But where is Piya?
You scoundrel! At least now, let her go. She's now your sister-in-law.
Shut up! Just call Piya! Just call her. Call her right now.
- Piya! - PIYA: Yes?
Come here, Piya!
- PIYA: What happened? - There's a surprise for you.
The surprise better be good.
Oh, my God! Champu, where had you disappeared?
SUHAAN: Hey, say something.
[CHUCKLES]
I want to give both of you a surprise. Are you ready for it?
- Show the surprise fast! - Shut up!
Come, come.
My girlfriend, Preity Zintakova.
Zintakova... va?
Remember, Suhaan? I had told you there are seven people of the same face.
[GASPS]
Isn't she beautiful?
Wow! She looks exactly like me!
I mean, I look exactly like you.
Oh, my God! Yes! Suhaan, she looks exactly like me!
- It would be wonderful, if we could just meet. - How old is Suhaani now?
We're going to be there in the next six months.
We are going to be in Houston.
So you should come and see me and Agastya.
- Yes, we will! - Yes, yes.
We'll definitely come to Houston. But you must come to Mumbai first!
Yes, yes. We'll definitely come to Mumbai.
- We love you. - I'm a big TV star here.
You know, he's really funny. That's his sense of humour.
- I'll kill you! - But...
He talks about you all the time.
How old are you?
Yes. You must take care of Agastya. You know we absolutely love him.
I can't believe it. This is like a dream.
Yes! Take care of yourself!
[BACKGROUND MUSIC OVERLAPS AUDIO]
"We know love is naive."
"The heart makes mistakes."
"Love is oblivious of patience."
"We know love is naive."
"The heart makes mistakes."
"Love is oblivious of patience."
"My love!"