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Before the police come,
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let's not forget why we came here tonight.
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Diablo, Mr. Sexy Romantic,
made us throw you this party.
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Congratulations on the green card, Blanca!
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Tell us how it feels.
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Well, it feels...
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And, like, a relief?
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And I know
this is a bit ridiculous but,
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back in Santo Domingo,
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my mom and dad would argue a lot--
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and our place was tiny, we had two rooms,
there was nowhere to go.
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And I remember that song from the show,
Perfect Strangers.
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You know, with Balki and Larry?
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And Balki would have that
"America or Burst" sign, and I thought,
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"Wow, that country looks amazing.
Anything is possible there."
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And now I'm here.
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fill out all the paperwork, wait 12 years,
and then...
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But none of that matters.
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because it gave me Diablo.
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Say something less fucking corny!
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Shut up, buttface!
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I love you.
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Wait, wait, wait. You love me?
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Yeah, I do.
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Baby, I love you, too.
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I've been wanting to tell you for so long,
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but you're so intimidating.
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But now that you've said it,
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I can say it.
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Baby, I love you so much. You make me so horny
when you're this cheesy.
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Machine of the Devil!
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Everything went to shit!
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How so? Why don't you try it again?
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Sancocho tastes better to me.
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Yes. It's good.
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Not as good as
my mother's Olla soup, but...
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You should go. She's home.
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Oh, fuck.
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My God.
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I knew it was too soon for the old bat
to start driving again!
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We have to call the cops.
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You could get into trouble...
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So could she!
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And if she goes, I lose my job and--
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You're sure about this, my love?
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Yes. She's a fucking cunt,
but she's my fucking cunt.
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Do you speak Spanish?
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Perhaps French?
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Yes, but you'll never know that!
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Leave me alone, you rogue thieves. Yes, it is very rude.
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Baby? It's me.
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Blanca?
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Oh, my God! I'm so relieved to hear you.
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What happened? Why haven't you called?
I don't understand.
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I don't understand, either.
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ICE grabbed me outside of Litchfield,
and now I'm in Arizona.
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Well, no problem. I'm coming tomorrow.
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I'll borrow money and drive there.
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It's not worth it.
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I'm asking them why they're doing
all this, but no one will tell me.
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And they are treating us...
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Me neither.
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I know I ruined everything for us before
because of that old cunt.
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And it was one thing when you wanted
to wait the two years for me...
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No, my love, don't say that.
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What's a few more months
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We're gonna try heroin
when we're 80, remember?
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And a dog named...
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Mojito.
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I love you very much. Tell me...
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Use it to track me online.
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in my "permanent resident" status.
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Hang tight, my beautiful dove.
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Baby, are you crying?
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Oh, my love.
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You look beautiful.
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I used all the coffee can money
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and got an appointment
with an immigration lawyer.
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And? What did they say?
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It's not good.
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No, it wasn't that.
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She said it was because you pled guilty
to being an organizer in the riot.
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That's why they didn't give me extra time.
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I know, I know. But it doesn't matter.
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we will figure this out.
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What if they deport me back
to Santo Domingo?
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I haven’t been there in 15 years...
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Besides, now that you’re in Litchfield,
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at least I can visit, right?
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My love, at least here I can touch you.