1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,924 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,719 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,909 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,831 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:28,379 Are you watching me sleep? 7 00:01:29,005 --> 00:01:31,800 -What time is it? -Almost 7:30. 8 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:35,720 I haven't slept this well in months. 9 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:40,600 You and I are like yin and yang. I couldn't sleep a wink last night. 10 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:43,603 Have you ever tried progressive muscle relaxation? 11 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:47,607 You start with your toes and tense them as hard as you can. 12 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,359 Then relax completely. 13 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:53,071 And work your way up your body, all the way up to the top of your head. 14 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,864 How do you tense your head? 15 00:01:57,992 --> 00:02:00,161 I don't know. Stop questioning my methods. 16 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,288 Where's your roomie? 17 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,250 She's been making herself quite scarce lately. 18 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:08,044 Come. Join me. 19 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,629 The water's fine. 20 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:12,382 And risk getting more shots? You know I can't. 21 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:17,137 Yes, you can. You're choosing not to. Own your free will. 22 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,389 [sighs] 23 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:21,516 Okay. 24 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:22,600 Aw. 25 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,275 Look at this. Mmm. 26 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:32,694 Isn't this nice? 27 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,238 It'd be nicer if you brushed your teeth. 28 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:38,449 [exhales sharply] 29 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,868 [sniffs] 30 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:43,163 -I'm not getting anything. -Really? 'Cause I'm getting Purina. 31 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,664 Oh, man. 32 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:47,292 -[Hellman] I said a line! Tighten up! -[Piper] Shh. 33 00:02:47,375 --> 00:02:49,919 -[sighs] Well, that was fun. -No, no, no. Stay. 34 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,337 We can be a lump. 35 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,840 [Hellman] Don't look at me. Walk. 36 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,384 -[Piper] See? -[Alex sighs] This was a mistake. 37 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,595 [Piper] Shh. Be a lump. 38 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,388 You're hot-boxing me with your breath. 39 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,057 How? How am I hot-boxing you? 40 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,602 -No. -[sighs] 41 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:11,107 Peek-a-boo. Little sorority slumber party? All it's missing is the shots. 42 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,735 -Oh, come on. -Is that really necessary? 43 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:15,987 [Hellman] No licky-fishy in here, unless I can watch. 44 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:18,323 And right now, I got shit to do. 45 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,366 Vause, get the fuck gone. 46 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:24,329 -Chapman, you're coming with me. -Where? 47 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:28,207 Do I have time to brush my teeth? Because apparently I need to. 48 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,710 How about I knock 'em out and you never need to brush again? 49 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,179 Stay. 50 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,515 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] 51 00:03:46,768 --> 00:03:49,062 Excuse me, do you know what this is about? 52 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,439 Do you know why we're seeing a case manager? 53 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:55,568 I don't know. But mi abuela used to say that bad things come in threes. 54 00:03:55,652 --> 00:04:00,031 First, they move my good bunkie into a new cell block. 55 00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:03,368 Second, I get my period this morning. 56 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,662 Can you really count your period as a bad thing 57 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,664 on a list of bad things if it comes every month? 58 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,582 I thought I was pregnant. 59 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,834 Hmm? You... 60 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:14,796 Hmm. 61 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,799 -Sorry to hear that. -Yeah. 62 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,595 And this is the third thing. Whatever this is. 63 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:33,606 Hey. [stutters] You know what this is about? 64 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,955 Time to make the donuts, kid. 65 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:50,665 Okay. One sec. 66 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,936 -I'm really-- -Mmm-hmm. 67 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:14,939 Uh-huh. 68 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,985 That's what I thought. Can't even fill it out right. [scoffs] 69 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:21,279 Usually, they come to pick you up around 11:00, 70 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:22,613 but with processing, 71 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,949 you're gonna wanna tell whoever you got coming, 72 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,660 at least an hour or so after that. 73 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,037 Unless they don't mind waiting. 74 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,290 Depends which guards they got on duty. 75 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:34,542 Is this for court? 76 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,795 Do I get an arraignment to tell what the charges are? 77 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:39,714 This is for release. 78 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,217 You're getting out tomorrow. 79 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:48,890 Where the fuck is my curling iron? 80 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:51,517 I don't know why you use the drawer. Cleared it out for you. 81 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:56,731 Do you like the tiny diamonds or the little swoopy things? 82 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:57,732 You are a grown man. 83 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,901 You should be able to dress yourself by now. 84 00:05:59,984 --> 00:06:02,028 Today's closing statements in Taystee's trial, 85 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,654 and I have a coffee with a journalist 86 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,699 from the Marshall Project about the MCC story. 87 00:06:07,658 --> 00:06:10,620 -I don't wanna look like an idiot. -Well, that would be a miracle. 88 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,790 -Something else bothering you? -What? 89 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,919 'Cause you're being an even bigger bitch than normal. 90 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:20,254 You want to know what's bothering me? 91 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,801 You're getting all dressed up like you have some place to go, 92 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,052 but you don't have a job. 93 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:29,764 [stutters] You're choosing ties to be a spectator and have coffee. 94 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,141 I'm trying to make a difference here. 95 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,559 Yeah? Good luck with that. 96 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,770 I hope it's worth pushing your career off a cliff. 97 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,146 This is such garbage. 98 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,983 I don't believe for a minute you give a shit about my career. 99 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,486 -You want to know what I think? -I actually don't care. 100 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:45,154 I think you're picking a fight with me 101 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,032 for the same reason you won't take the fucking drawer. 102 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,619 This ain't some quick-fuck affair anymore. 103 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,081 This is real and real scares the crap out of you. 104 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,375 Or maybe I am just fine with real 105 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,210 and you don't know what you're talking about. 106 00:06:59,293 --> 00:07:02,213 Yeah, I might buy that, if you hadn't married a gay guy. 107 00:07:08,636 --> 00:07:12,098 If you find the curling iron, fucking keep it. 108 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:14,976 [sighs] 109 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:25,319 Wow, you look like shit. 110 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,364 I'm not the one right now, Flaca. 111 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,575 [sighs] Is your back still fucked up? 112 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:32,326 Everything is fucked up. 113 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:36,956 Well, Flacacare has been providing 114 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,334 cheap and easy healthcare services since 1992. 115 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,295 We do accept pre-existing conditions 116 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,424 as long as it's not some nasty shit, like my baby cousin once had 117 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:48,217 where the worms came out of his butthole. 118 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,762 [chuckles] I don't know what's wrong with you, 119 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,306 but that was highly riffable. 120 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:57,268 Find your center before we commentator for tomorrow's kickball game. 121 00:07:57,351 --> 00:07:59,645 I ain't commentatoring no kickball game. 122 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,273 Who am I supposed to bounce my witty observations off of? 123 00:08:02,356 --> 00:08:04,150 Do whatever you did when I was gone. 124 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,904 Gloria? Nah, that bitch is too greedy with the mic. 125 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,823 Plus, I'm trying to pretend I don't know her like that, 126 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,658 so I don't get sent to SHU, too. 127 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,118 It's a long story. 128 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,870 Well, too bad. 129 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:19,123 'Cause I ain't got shit to say right now. 130 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,000 I don't think you know this, 131 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,879 but there is some, like, weird and tense shit going on 132 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,048 because of this kickball game. 133 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:31,844 So, they need us out there to bring laughter and insightful observations. 134 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:37,016 [sighs] You've been working this depressed look for way too long, honey. 135 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,851 It's time to switch it up. 136 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:41,354 Like Tía Mariana always says, 137 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,814 just because you ate a McGriddle for breakfast, 138 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,442 doesn't mean that you need to eat cheesecake 139 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,862 and bacon-wrapped hot dogs for the rest of the day. 140 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:54,450 You can always get a southwest chicken salad. 141 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:59,038 You can always get a southwest chicken salad, Cindy. 142 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:01,290 [scoffs] 143 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,919 So, uh, yeah. 144 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,964 Your services are no longer needed on the kickball field tomorrow. 145 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,549 Which of us are you talking to? 146 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,092 All of you. 147 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:15,805 It's our team, too! You can't do that. Who says? 148 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:20,685 They do. 149 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:21,811 [inmates grunt] 150 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,896 Do you bitches mind if we have these seats? 151 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:27,191 -Do I have to leave? -Of course not. 152 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,610 Adeola, you know you're good here. 153 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,946 [indistinct chatter] 154 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:35,032 You're a real jack-of-all-trades in here, aren't you, Adeola? 155 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:39,203 Down for a sacrament and a shanking in the same afternoon. 156 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:43,332 Yes, well, I was an evolutionary anthropologist in Lagos. 157 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:47,003 So I was mainly interested in human behavior in a cultural context 158 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,880 and the shifting dynamics of tribalism, and in particular, 159 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:53,050 how the disputes between social psychology and behavioral ecology 160 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,761 negotiated themselves on a micro scale. 161 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,515 That said, I will fuck up a bitch when necessary. 162 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,435 -[all laugh] -Girl, you're fucking hilarious, yo. 163 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,936 [Daddy] Everybody listen up. 164 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,230 I'm gonna go through some details, 165 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:08,816 and Barb has a few words she wants to say before you go. 166 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,318 So bring it in. 167 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,405 This is the signal. When I do this... 168 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:16,449 That's the signal for scissoring. 169 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,161 Fine. Uh, this is the signal. 170 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,287 That's the shocker. 171 00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,794 That's the shocker for Trekkies. 172 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,464 Fuck it. When I throw the shocker for Trekkies, 173 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,674 that's the signal for you to charge. 174 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:38,012 Pregnant girl is gonna distract the guards with some fake labor pains, 175 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,264 and that will be the signal to move. 176 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:42,391 Oh! I'm gonna be so good at this. 177 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,978 There was this one time, when I faked appendicitis 178 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,855 when I got caught shoplifting, 179 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:53,527 and they rushed me to the hospital and actually removed my appendix. 180 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:58,199 Plus, they never found the seven necklaces I had stashed in my hair. 181 00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,201 My hair was very big back then. 182 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,455 [Daddy] Anyone who doesn't have a weapon needs to make one tonight. 183 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,124 There's extra supplies stuck to the bottom of this table. 184 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,211 So feel around for what you might need, but carefully. 185 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,090 You okay, Nick? 186 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,674 Huh? 187 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,638 Yeah, yeah. It is an honor just to be nominated. 188 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,599 I'll be out there. 189 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,769 There are gonna be plenty of C-Block slags out there. 190 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:30,606 You leave the bitch to me. Everybody got that? Carol is mine. 191 00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:32,066 And I got Barb. 192 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,444 I want her to know it was me that did her. 193 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,363 She's gonna die looking into my eyes. 194 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:40,741 It's not an easy thing that I'm asking you girls to do. 195 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:41,826 [Carol] I ain't gonna lie. 196 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,663 Some of you here won't make it into next week. 197 00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:49,792 But C-Block will never let there be peace. 198 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,294 They wave with one hand 199 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,672 and they shiv us in the back with the other. 200 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:59,593 Fucking two-faced, worthless D-Block cunts! [spits] 201 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:04,140 I think it's pretty fucking obvious we don't have a choice here. 202 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:08,144 Our only option is to protect ourselves. 203 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:12,398 So tomorrow, when you head out onto that kickball field... 204 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,483 You stick 'em through to the red meat. 205 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,570 And make sure they don't get back up. 206 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:23,826 [stamping] 207 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,662 C-Block. 208 00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:28,873 D-Block, D-Block, D-Block. 209 00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,125 [all] C-Block. 210 00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,711 C-Block. 211 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,755 D-Block, D-Block, D-Block, D-Block, D-Block. 212 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,341 C-Block! C-Block! 213 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,846 -D-Block, D-Block. -C-Block! C-Block! C-Block! C-Block! 214 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:48,350 [Suzanne] Since we have these booby traps now, 215 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,895 is it okay if I leave the cell and ask around 216 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,646 if anybody's heard about my friend Taystee? 217 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,024 I just never found out if she was okay, 218 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:58,527 and we were friends and I think we still are friends. 219 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,613 She might be mad at me for being a bad friend, 220 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,866 and I don't know, and I have this drop-y feeling happening 221 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,077 -in the middle of my chest right now. -Sure. Go ahead. 222 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,079 If somebody tries to kill me, I'll holler. 223 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,164 Okay. 224 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,708 Thanks, Frieda. 225 00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:15,336 [knock at door] 226 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:16,295 Who is it? 227 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,008 Looks like I'm getting out. [chuckles] 228 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,385 Congratulations. What do you want? 229 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:28,307 Well, I was gonna offer you first dibs on some of my stuff, 230 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,644 but I guess I'll be on my way if you're too busy and too bitchy. 231 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:34,939 Yeah, I'm sorry. In a mood these days. 232 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:40,194 You got anything with, uh, vinyl chloride or isobutane in it? 233 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:44,573 Bitch, I can use this shit like Basquiat, but I'll be damned 234 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,076 -if I know the chemical compounds. -[chuckles softly] 235 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,119 [straining] Easy. 236 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,287 You okay? 237 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:53,249 Ah, hip's a little stiff. Been sleeping on the stool. 238 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,542 Can't be too careful. 239 00:13:56,752 --> 00:14:00,881 So, what you got planned for when they give you your freedom? 240 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,133 You heard of James Baldwin? 241 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:07,680 He one of the Baldwin brothers? I like Alec. Sexy! 242 00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,266 In that manly man way, you know? 243 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:14,144 Like, he's got hair on his back, but you don't mind. 244 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,771 [laughs] 245 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:18,857 James Baldwin was a writer, and black, 246 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,652 and gay and not particularly hairy. 247 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,030 Back when I was at my lowest, 248 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,783 when I wasn't sure I wanted to live, 249 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,744 I read a quote of his and it stayed with me. 250 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:37,209 "Freedom is not something anybody can be given. 251 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:40,045 Freedom is something people take, 252 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:42,798 and people are as free as they want to be." 253 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,384 You know what I want? 254 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:49,263 I want to walk outside and look at the sky. 255 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,726 If people are as free as they want to be, 256 00:14:54,310 --> 00:15:00,024 I should be able to stroll out those doors, look up and see sky. 257 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,943 But I can't do that on account of the bars. 258 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,403 'Cause I ain't free. 259 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,991 [groans] I'll take these. What you want for 'em? 260 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:14,955 Consider it a parting gift. Farewell, with your cranky ass. [chuckles] 261 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:24,590 Give us! Us free! Give us! Us free! 262 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,343 Whoo! [chuckles] 263 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,637 Alex. Al? 264 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:43,233 ♪ It's all here ♪ 265 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,862 ♪ Now, it's all here ♪ 266 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,282 ♪ Now, it's all here ♪ 267 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,745 ♪ Now, it's always been here ♪ 268 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,332 ♪ It's all right ♪ 269 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,835 ♪ Now, it's all right ♪ 270 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,923 ♪ Now, it's all right ♪ 271 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,635 ♪ Now, it's always been right ♪ 272 00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,679 ♪ And stood here ♪ 273 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:16,141 ♪ All night ♪ 274 00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,645 ♪ All night ♪ 275 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,781 Are you smelling the soap? 276 00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,034 You know they got soap on the outside, right? 277 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,995 I just can't believe... 278 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,289 [whispers] We're getting out. 279 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,251 [chuckles] Gringuita, why the hell are you whispering? 280 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,545 [loudly] We're getting out of this place! 281 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,422 Doesn't it feel weird? 282 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,134 Everything that you're gonna be leaving behind? 283 00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,886 I'm leaving behind a musty wife beater, 284 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,555 a quarter bottle of Head & Shoulders, 285 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,806 and a bunch of petty bitches 286 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,142 that are the reason my elbow hurts when I straighten it. 287 00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,977 [breathing deeply] 288 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,311 Out there? 289 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,024 I have a chance of starting a life. 290 00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,526 [chuckles] 291 00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,280 Diablo is going to go crazy out of his mind when I tell him. 292 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,080 I'm gonna come right out and say it. 293 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,082 We're ending Fantasy Inmate tomorrow. 294 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,167 -[Ginger] What? -What? 295 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,668 I'm just starting to heat up. 296 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,212 When the fuck did Alvarez become commish? 297 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,758 And why are we all pretending this painfully Caucasian guy is Hispanic? 298 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:35,387 It is not unusual for some Latino men to have fair pigmentation. 299 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,641 Martin Sheen was born Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estevez. 300 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,351 Fucking made that name up. 301 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,771 I think we might be getting off track. 302 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,898 There was an incident with an inmate 303 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:49,735 discovering Fantasy materials in an unsecure location. 304 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,529 And they were left by CO... 305 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,324 "Joel Luschek." 306 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,450 [scoffs] 307 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,328 I am joking, of course, as I knew it was Joel Luschek, 308 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,954 before I read it. 309 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,208 But I was pretending to read off the document for comedy. 310 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,668 [laughs mockingly] That is bullshit and you know it. 311 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,130 So some crazy inmate broke into my desk? Who was it? 312 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:11,465 Gloria Mendoza. 313 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,716 When Alvarez subdued her, 314 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,385 she was about to talk about our league on the radio. 315 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,137 She's cooling in the SHU for now, 316 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,931 but we ought to give Fantasy Inmate a rest. 317 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,600 He just wants to end it now because he's in first place. 318 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:25,562 This morning, I had an old biddie in Florida poo herself. 319 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,273 McCullough can vouch. Where does that put me? 320 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:33,403 Two points from that would put you in... 321 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,450 Yeah, last place. 322 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,912 Again, I knew she was in last place before I said it, 323 00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:48,001 but I looked down and I pretended to read it off of the document for comedy. 324 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,880 All right. End of meeting. Everybody back to work. 325 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:57,010 A reminder to have all of your point submissions in by tomorrow evening. 326 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,055 The winner will be announced via text message. 327 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,934 [chuckles] 328 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,647 There better be some massive collisions 329 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,816 or a high-speed ball to the face during the game. 330 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:13,986 That's our last chance to catch up to Moneyball over there. 331 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,198 Hey, Hopper. 332 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,744 Wonder if we cancel the kickball game now that there's no more Fantasy Inmate? 333 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,081 Oh, no, it'll, uh, give the other guys a chance to catch up with the standings. 334 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,835 We're gonna be outnumbered out there, 20-1. 335 00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,713 [chuckles] You got nothing to worry about. 336 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:36,425 Just gonna be a little roughhousing. But nothing serious. 337 00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:39,678 This place is fucked. 338 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:44,057 Why do we even do Fantasy Inmate? It's horrible. 339 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,436 Let me ask you a question, McCullough. 340 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,356 Have you ever heard about us having a riot down here at Max? 341 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,359 You ever heard of any inmates injuring the guards? 342 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,736 Attacking the guards? 343 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,281 Can you think of one major incident? 344 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,786 Are you gonna make me come out and say it? 345 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,456 That's why we do Fantasy Inmate. 346 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,542 To keep them swinging at each other. 347 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,502 Because when they're swinging at each other, 348 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,754 they're not looking at us. 349 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,677 [chuckles] Let's not forget who the bad guys are, huh? 350 00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,478 [people in court gasp] 351 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,397 I'm showing you these photos not to disturb you, 352 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:33,899 though they are disturbing. 353 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,901 I'm showing them to you 354 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:39,321 so that you won't forget the seriousness of the crime. 355 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:45,035 So that you won't get hung up on a nickname or a sad childhood story 356 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,581 when you think about the fact that multiple witnesses saw Tasha Jefferson 357 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:53,043 angrily shove a gun into this man's face, 358 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,878 threatening to kill him. 359 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:56,672 Moments later... 360 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,968 a brutal gunshot wound. 361 00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,680 A gunshot wound that Dr. Styvver, 362 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,474 a medical examiner with decades of experience, 363 00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:11,353 confirms as Desi Piscatella's cause of death. 364 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,314 Ladies and gentlemen, 365 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,652 defense counsel was wrong to say you have a choice here. 366 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:22,114 The law is very clear on this point. 367 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:29,246 If the evidence shows that Jefferson fired the gun that killed Desi Piscatella, 368 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,208 you must find her guilty. 369 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,006 Back in the group home, 370 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:42,551 we used to play this game called Guess That Shit. 371 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,137 It's where you're not allowed to say nothing, 372 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,265 but people gotta guess what you pretending to be 373 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:50,183 from the way you pretending it. 374 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:56,231 [sighs] When I got older, I found out white people call it charades. 375 00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,444 But we called it Guess That Shit, because I act it out and you... 376 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:01,570 Guess that shit. 377 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:02,738 Exactly. 378 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:10,245 So I'm sitting in there and I'm... I'm watching this prosecutor lady, 379 00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:15,167 and it feel like she playin' that same game. 380 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,380 Like, I'm watching her mouth move, but ain't shit coming out. 381 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,842 And people nodding, man. 382 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,511 They nodding like they understand her. 383 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,224 I forgot to tell you. 384 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,352 Two of the girls who were filing suit against MCC 385 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,439 say they were doing it because of you. 386 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:42,110 I'm gonna ask the reporter to put it in the article. 387 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,073 If this... 388 00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,702 [breathes deeply] 389 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,329 If this don't go my way, 390 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,874 I ain't going back to Litchfield. 391 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,212 I ain't spending the rest of my life in there. 392 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:04,674 Taystee, we shouldn't even be thinking about that possibility. 393 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:10,180 Look, I got two options that could happen when the jury comes back. 394 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:14,101 And I gotta think about both. I got to prepare for both. 395 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,393 You understand that? 396 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,648 Mr. Caputo... 397 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,860 it's nice, what you trying to do and all, 398 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,863 but the jury ain't gonna see some article. 399 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,990 But they did see you. 400 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:33,161 They saw you take that stand and shine. 401 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:37,874 They saw the Taystee I know, who wouldn't hurt anybody. 402 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:38,875 No. 403 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,044 Who inspired me, 404 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,965 'cause she wouldn't stop fighting and scraping for justice. 405 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,384 [sobbing] No! No! No! 406 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,178 Were you paying attention? 407 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,389 There ain't no justice. 408 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,642 Not for Poussey. [voice cracks] And not for me. 409 00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,605 Then what am I doing here, Taystee? 410 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,444 What have we been doing this whole time? 411 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:09,531 Charades. 412 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:14,536 -[indistinct chatter] -[snorts] 413 00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,292 [Blake] Come on, Diaz. 414 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,170 What... What's up? 415 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,172 Come on. You're late for visitation. 416 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,133 Oh, shit. 417 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,028 [breathes deeply] Yo. What's poppin', lady? 418 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,906 "What's poppin'"? Where's my fucking apology? 419 00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:54,910 You had me waiting in that smelly-ass waiting room for an extra 20 minutes. 420 00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,621 -Little kids farting around me and shit. -[chuckling] 421 00:24:57,704 --> 00:24:59,289 Like I don't smell enough farts. 422 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:00,707 I'm sorry. 423 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,003 -Yo. That was funny. -Yo, I wanted to tell you... 424 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,881 -I was just saying it was funny. -I came up here to... 425 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,382 [sighs] 426 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,259 You know what? What? Go ahead. 427 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,304 No, I was just saying that it was funny, 428 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,514 what you said about the kids farting and shit. 429 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,391 Will you just shut the fuck up and listen? 430 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,644 -God. -[sighs] 431 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,854 I came to tell you... 432 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:29,653 that the shit's good with the Nutri Herbal situation we got going on. 433 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,157 With the shit we bringin' in, 434 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,953 I should be able to get the kids back in a couple of months. 435 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,456 Dope. I love kids. 436 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,084 What the hell are you talking about? Nobody loves kids. 437 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,254 I just don't want them in that moldy-ass foster home. 438 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,799 Yo, I was watching this Channel 7 news report 439 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,426 about how mold could be the silent... 440 00:25:55,553 --> 00:25:56,554 killer. 441 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,978 -Everything good over there? -Yeah. Everything's good. 442 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,688 -Everything's all right. -[Dayanara] Yeah. 443 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,231 [Aleida chuckles] It's all good. 444 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,984 Yeah, we're good. 445 00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,615 -I forgot what we was talking about. -[sighs] 446 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:22,247 I was asking you how you was doing. 447 00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:28,295 Shit, you know. I'm always good. 448 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:33,216 Yeah, well, that hasn't always been the case exactly with you. 449 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,845 You look pretty tired. 450 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,180 I just got a bunch of shit goin' on. 451 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,268 Yeah, then maybe you should go and get some rest then. 452 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:44,811 I'll talk to you another day. 453 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,652 Right. 454 00:26:53,903 --> 00:26:56,406 I'm gonna go get some rest. 455 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:01,953 Bye, Mom. 456 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:04,914 Yeah. 457 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:25,894 [operator] ...attempting to contact you. 458 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:29,189 -To accept this call, please press one. -[cell phone beeps] 459 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,649 Baby. 460 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:34,402 [in Spanish] You don't know how much I've missed your voice. 461 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,945 And your lips. 462 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,241 And that thing that you do with your inside muscles. 463 00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,952 Baby, are you sitting down? 464 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,204 Uh-huh. 465 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,373 I'm sitting in a leather chair, 466 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:48,792 and I'm strapped to it, so I can't move, 467 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,878 and my back is getting very sweaty-- 468 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:54,172 [in English] No, are you actually sitting down? 469 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:56,216 No. 470 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,344 [in Spanish] Sit. You're not going to believe what I'm about to say. 471 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:01,888 It worked? You're pregnant! 472 00:28:01,971 --> 00:28:04,849 [in English] No. Actually, I got my period this morning. 473 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:08,395 [in Spanish] But... we get to try again 474 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,021 in person! 475 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:11,940 Conjugal? 476 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,150 No, the other way we could have sex. 477 00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:17,404 [in English] Anal? 478 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,322 You know, I've always wanted to try... 479 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:22,117 [in Spanish] but that won't get you pregnant. 480 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,076 [in English] No. 481 00:28:23,159 --> 00:28:24,369 I'm getting out. 482 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,413 [in Spanish] Early release! 483 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,707 [in English] You have to pick me up tomorrow. 484 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:35,547 Diablo? 485 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,299 [in Spanish] Yes. I'm here. 486 00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:41,511 Is this better than anal? 487 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,888 Yes, my love. 488 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,515 It's better than anal. 489 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,518 But I'd still like to try... 490 00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,103 [laughing] 491 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,062 [urinating] 492 00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,605 -I know I've been MIA... -[yelps] 493 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,733 ...and you hate when people bother you on the toilet, 494 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:57,569 but I promise you'll think this was worth it. 495 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,573 I can't come in for obvious reasons, 496 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:05,118 so you're gonna have to have your mind blown from here. 497 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:06,786 I have something I need to tell you. 498 00:29:06,870 --> 00:29:11,499 But hang on a second so you can finish peeing and I can show you this. 499 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:18,131 I know it's not a lot, and we still have to find a way to grind them, 500 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,841 but this is real coffee. 501 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:22,177 Not that instant shit from commissary. 502 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,513 I think they might even be single origin. 503 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:28,725 I'm getting out of prison tomorrow. 504 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:34,981 [stutters] What are you talking about? 505 00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,065 [flushes] 506 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,069 I thought when they came to pick me up this morning, 507 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,696 Badison might have given me extra time, 508 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,365 but it turns out I got early release. 509 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:45,700 When? 510 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,203 Tomorrow. 511 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,414 Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. You said that. 512 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,462 -That's great. -Is it? 513 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,384 I thought that we were gonna have five more months together. 514 00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:10,058 I thought that... we were gonna get... prison married, 515 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,060 with all of our friends. 516 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:16,856 And have a honeymoon in a utility closet or something. 517 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:20,401 So now we'll get real-world married, 518 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:24,280 and we'll have a honeymoon in Fiji or Iceland, 519 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,200 or somewhere else we can have a miserable time. 520 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:28,701 Like normal people. 521 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,370 I hate normal people. 522 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:34,958 Think about it. You're able to pee alone with no one bothering you. 523 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,584 And you're not gonna... 524 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,379 You're not gonna need these. 525 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,674 You're gonna be able to drink all the single-origin coffee you want. 526 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,135 You're gonna be able to pee alone 527 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,390 and drink single-origin coffee at the same time if you want. 528 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,017 I know I should be happy. 529 00:30:57,146 --> 00:30:59,983 But I'm scared. 530 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,112 I don't wanna leave you. 531 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:07,448 Trust me. This is a good thing. 532 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,576 You're getting out of prison. 533 00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,495 Now fucking hug me already. 534 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,541 Just don't fuck it up like I did. 535 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:25,675 Bésame mucho, mami. 536 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,345 Don't give me that shit right now. I'm not in the mood. 537 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:31,389 What's up? 538 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,978 I went up to the prison today to visit Daya. 539 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:41,649 And she was all giggly and laughing and shit. 540 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,151 Sounds good. 541 00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:46,279 But then she got all sleepy. 542 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:48,281 Isn't Daya always sleepy? 543 00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,700 [stutters] You remember Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street? 544 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:52,702 Shut the fuck up and let me finish. 545 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,582 She fell asleep in the middle of us talking. 546 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,168 And her eyes was all fucked up. 547 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,755 She was high. 548 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,590 -Oh. -Oh? 549 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:10,094 My daughter's a fucking junkie and all you got to say is, "Oh?" 550 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,853 What do you want me to say? 551 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,649 You knew she was getting high, didn't you? 552 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,945 Coming in here all "bésame mucho," 553 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,864 while my daughter's pouring fucking heroin down her throat! 554 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,699 I thought you knew. 555 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:36,037 [stutters] We're bringing heroin into the prison and giving it to her. 556 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,831 To distribute! To other people! 557 00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,918 A Latin mother would never sell drugs to her own kids! 558 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:45,213 Okay. I... I'm sorry, I'm still learning the culture. 559 00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:52,512 -[scoffs] -Hey, hey, hey. Listen to me. 560 00:32:52,595 --> 00:32:54,764 We don't have to keep doing this. 561 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:57,392 I mean, it's not like it's some big operation. 562 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:59,644 It's just me walking through security with a tub. 563 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:04,816 I got inmates threatening me. I mean, it's a dirty, illegal operation 564 00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:07,235 that could end really badly. 565 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,612 Let's just stop. 566 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,323 [scoffs] And then what? 567 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:17,078 I don't get my kids back and somebody else is bringing drugs in for her to get high. 568 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,206 [sighs] 569 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,501 So what are you saying? 570 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,052 I'm saying I want my kids back. 571 00:33:37,598 --> 00:33:39,684 I still got a chance to save them. 572 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:48,026 ♪ "This night is cold," he said ♪ 573 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:53,031 ♪ As he turned from the dark ♪ 574 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:57,118 ♪ And moved towards the amber light That glowed ahead ♪ 575 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:04,500 ♪ "I'll come along," she spoke ♪ 576 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,297 ♪ Her eyes remaining on the snow ♪ 577 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:13,718 ♪ That collected softly in her palm ♪ 578 00:34:13,801 --> 00:34:15,053 [buzzer sounds] 579 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,015 [indistinct chatter] 580 00:34:23,686 --> 00:34:24,896 Hi. 581 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:28,066 [Lorna] I also have a very narrow pelvis. 582 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:32,028 And that's why I never had sex with a black guy. 583 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:35,114 You would be surprised what the human body can accommodate. 584 00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:40,286 Hey, uh, Lorna. Sorry to interrupt. Can I talk to you for a second, alone? 585 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:44,999 Anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me, eh? 586 00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,295 And that is my impression of my first husband. 587 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,338 [both laugh] 588 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:52,632 [Lorna] Oh, my goodness. So funny. 589 00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,842 You never know what you're gonna get with this one. 590 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,719 I mean, she's a real wildcard. 591 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,012 [Nicky] Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 592 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:01,974 So, uh, I got a message last night from this book, 593 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:05,228 and something fucking bonkers is gonna happen today. 594 00:35:05,311 --> 00:35:09,190 No kidding. I've been up all night practicing my fake labor pains. 595 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:11,150 You want to see it? Okay. Ready? 596 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:14,737 [imitates groaning] 597 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:18,241 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. Fuck. 598 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,368 [fake groaning] Fuck. 599 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:22,954 You know this is basically just your O face, right? 600 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:26,958 Trust me, doll. I've seen it enough times. It's seared into my cerebellum. 601 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,627 But this ain't kickball related. Come on. 602 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,921 We need to get some supplies. 603 00:35:32,004 --> 00:35:34,465 It's our last day together. 604 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:40,638 What could be more important than some TLC? Some QT? 605 00:35:40,721 --> 00:35:43,015 STFUP. 606 00:35:44,892 --> 00:35:47,019 Oh. P is for Piper. 607 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:48,646 Okay, look. Trust me. 608 00:35:48,729 --> 00:35:50,690 This is way better than coffee beans, all right? 609 00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,441 We got to be quiet because 610 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,153 I don't want spend your last day here in Ad Seg. 611 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,155 We're supposed to be going to the salon. 612 00:35:57,238 --> 00:36:00,116 -Oh, but we're not. -No. No, we're not. 613 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:01,784 [Hellman] ♪ Love the way the booty go ♪ 614 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,661 [Hellman whistling] 615 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:06,581 ♪ Love the way the booty go ♪ 616 00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:07,957 ♪ Love the way the booty go ♪ 617 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,667 [Piper] What is he doing? 618 00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:12,253 I think he's singing the "Thong Song," 619 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,422 but only one line of it over and over again. 620 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,174 [Piper] But why? 621 00:36:16,257 --> 00:36:20,219 Well, uh, either he really likes pop singles from the early 2000s 622 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,804 or he really likes booty. 623 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,556 My money is on the booty. 624 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:25,433 Nicky! Oh! 625 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:26,434 Surprise! 626 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:30,354 I can't believe you were gonna ditch all us poor losers without saying goodbye. 627 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,152 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Lorna! 628 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:38,321 You're so pregnant. 629 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:40,406 [Lorna] Seven months! I think it's a boy. 630 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:44,035 I've been craving salt, and my hair is very lustrous. Feel. 631 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,953 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 632 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,455 Oh, Chapman. 633 00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,499 Now, this could be the last time you feel my hair. 634 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,001 I'm gonna miss you. 635 00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:54,295 -[both crying] -[clapping] 636 00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,884 All right, then. You got... 20 minutes. 637 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:06,515 Oh, uh, congratulations. I'm happy for you both. 638 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:11,646 I cannot believe that you did all of this. 639 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,523 Like you would have let me live it down if we didn't get prison married. 640 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:17,151 Shall we proceed? 641 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,487 Tempus fugit. 642 00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:26,285 [exhales sharply] 643 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:27,787 [in funny voice] Marriage... 644 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,748 -[Lorna chuckles] -No, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 645 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:33,000 Um, yeah. 646 00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:38,130 We are gathered here today to celebrate the-- 647 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:39,882 Oh, oh, no, no. Wait, wait! Sorry. 648 00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:41,384 You got to guess what I have. 649 00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:43,427 It's tucked inside my titties. 650 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,721 It's old, new, borrowed and blue. 651 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:47,682 [gasps] Luschek's testicles. 652 00:37:47,765 --> 00:37:49,225 No, those aren't new. 653 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,309 Ah. 654 00:37:50,393 --> 00:37:53,604 Okay, so it is an old toothbrush 655 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:55,606 that is a new shiv 656 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:59,652 that I borrowed from Adeola, [in sing-song] that happens to be blue. 657 00:37:59,735 --> 00:38:01,404 Why don't you just give that to me? 658 00:38:01,487 --> 00:38:04,407 I do not want this thing anywhere near the fetus. 659 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,367 -[Lorna] Hmm. -[Nicky] Now, where were we? 660 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:07,952 [Nicky clears throat] 661 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,789 We are gathered here today, 662 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,043 standing under this janky wedding awning, 663 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:20,381 because you two crazy kids want to get married. 664 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,260 In the confines of this shithole, 665 00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:29,056 somehow, you two managed to... to find each other again, 666 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,599 to forgive each other, 667 00:38:32,226 --> 00:38:34,103 to love each other. 668 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:40,443 And I am honored just to be a part of it, 669 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:44,488 et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, amen. 670 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,908 So now, maybe it's time for the vows? 671 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,535 Or hugs? 672 00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,953 [clears throat] 673 00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,707 -Okay. Piper-- -You wrote vows? 674 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,751 Hang on. It's just because I'm not good at this. 675 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:59,670 And I didn't want to, like, ruin the surprise. 676 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:00,671 Okay. 677 00:39:02,548 --> 00:39:05,176 It's hard to know what promise I can make to you 678 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:09,847 that won't sound like a bunch of clichés that people say at weddings. 679 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:14,560 So, I wanted to make a promise that fits us, 680 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:17,480 considering the distance that we covered to get here 681 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:22,026 and how far we'll have to go before we can be together again. 682 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,070 But to do that, 683 00:39:24,153 --> 00:39:28,032 I have to talk about something that's uncomfortable to bring up. 684 00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:32,453 There was a time when I hurt you. 685 00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:37,166 And I did something unforgivable. 686 00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:42,004 And I don't think that I can express, in words, 687 00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:47,593 the guilt and regret that I feel 688 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:51,430 for having done that, um, to you, 689 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:54,016 the person that I care about most. 690 00:39:55,643 --> 00:40:00,898 So, my promise is to make it up to you every day. 691 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:03,442 In small, quiet ways. 692 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,780 For the rest of our life together. 693 00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:15,287 [Nicky] Hey, hey, hey. 694 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:18,082 I didn't say you could kiss the bride yet. 695 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:22,044 [sobbing] No, no, no, no. No, no. Let them kiss, you monster. 696 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,755 Okay. So is it my... It's my turn? 697 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,466 The floor is yours. 698 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,095 I really wish I'd had some time to prepare. This is so unfair. 699 00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:32,888 [chuckles] 700 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,808 When I was a little girl, I used to think... 701 00:40:35,891 --> 00:40:40,896 -Nope. No. No, no. Okay. Here we go. -[Alex chuckles] 702 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,398 Okay. 703 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,733 Life comes in moments... 704 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,736 Al, I don't even know what that means. 705 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,365 -It's fine. Just... Okay. It's me, right? -Mmm-hmm. 706 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:55,327 So, what do you want to say to me? 707 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:02,751 I want you to promise me 708 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,547 that you'll get out of here. 709 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:09,592 I need you. 710 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,178 You're my partner. 711 00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:17,308 Get out of here as soon as you possibly can 712 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:19,101 so that I can be with you. 713 00:41:21,228 --> 00:41:23,606 Do you promise me that you'll do that? 714 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:26,942 I will. [sighs] 715 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:32,615 Though that's not really a vow. [chuckles] It's more of a demand. 716 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:36,827 Okay. 717 00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,790 Then my vow is to wait for you. 718 00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:47,838 [Nicky] Wait, wait, wait. 719 00:41:47,922 --> 00:41:52,259 Don't kiss again yet. Lorna, the rings. 720 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:53,260 [gasps] 721 00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,513 Oh, shit, yo. 722 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:59,433 Yo. Is this a wedding? Mazel tov! 723 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,770 Our little Chapman is getting sprung from this joint today, 724 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:06,482 so we thought we'd do something special. 725 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:08,317 How about that? 726 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,404 Damn. You gonna be out walking around and shit. 727 00:42:12,488 --> 00:42:13,656 How do you feel? 728 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:15,449 I don't know how I feel. 729 00:42:16,283 --> 00:42:17,743 I feel weird. 730 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,622 I keep thinking about everything I'm gonna be missing out on. 731 00:42:23,999 --> 00:42:25,459 How stupid is that? 732 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,002 Pretty fuckin' stupid. 733 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:29,964 -[Black Cindy and Flaca cheer] -[Piper] Whoo! 734 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,508 Oh, congratulations. 735 00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:35,469 -All right. -Oh, my bad. My bad. Go ahead. I'm sorry. 736 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:39,056 -Uh, shall we exchange the rings? -[clears throat] Yeah. 737 00:42:39,139 --> 00:42:43,352 Alex, place this ring at the tip of Piper's finger. 738 00:42:43,435 --> 00:42:44,436 [Piper gasps] 739 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:48,607 [Nicky] Do you, Piper, accept this key ring from Luschek's key chain 740 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:50,818 he was using to hold a Duane Reade savings card 741 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:54,572 as a token of Alex's eternal appreciation and love? 742 00:42:55,322 --> 00:42:56,365 I do. 743 00:42:56,448 --> 00:42:59,159 Then, Alex, please slide that fucker on there. 744 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,079 -A-ha. -[gasps] 745 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,790 Thank you. [smacks lips] 746 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:09,753 [Nicky] Piper, will you place this ring at the tip of Alex's finger? 747 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:14,758 Do you, Alex, accept this contraband paperclip 748 00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,845 we found in the law library in a book about the landmark case 749 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:20,306 Bottoms v. Bottoms, which sounds fascinating, 750 00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:26,854 as a token of Piper's eternal appreciation and love? 751 00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:28,230 I do. 752 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,358 Well, then slide that fucker on there. 753 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:36,447 And now, by the power vested in me by some website I forget the name of, 754 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,699 and the Federal Department of Corrections, 755 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:41,285 I now pronounce you prison married. 756 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:43,829 -And you may kiss the bride. -[crying] 757 00:43:43,912 --> 00:43:46,290 And you may kiss the bride. 758 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:49,126 [Lorna laughing and crying] 759 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:50,628 [Lorna] Oh, honey. 760 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,047 -Red would've loved this. -I know, kid. 761 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,633 -I wish she could be here. -Me, too. 762 00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:01,722 But you cannot be in two places at once, now, can ya? 763 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:05,517 At least that's what my middle son's dad used to always say 764 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,395 -when he wasn't... [glugs] -[inmate 1] Shut the fuck up, Cathy! 765 00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:12,858 -...drinking himself into forever sleep. -[inmate 1] Quiet, bitch! 766 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,736 [Cathy] You are listening to WSHU, 767 00:44:15,819 --> 00:44:19,823 -solitary's finest radio broadcast. -[inmate 1] Jesus fucking Christ! 768 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:26,622 Sounds like the people have spoken. You might wanna zip it. 769 00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:27,956 Uh... 770 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,291 Attagirl. 771 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,627 [inmate 2] Thank fucking God. 772 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:42,638 Hey. 773 00:44:46,016 --> 00:44:47,434 So, how was your day? 774 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:50,771 Okay, so you can hear me? 775 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:56,026 Okay, listen. Uh, I hate that you're in here. 776 00:44:57,027 --> 00:44:59,738 I hate that I'm in here. I fucking miss camp. 777 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,908 It sucks stubble-covered itchy balls here. 778 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:06,537 I want to go back to when people didn't give a shit about what I did. 779 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:08,789 [chuckles] Teaching electrical. 780 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,417 Rolling jays on the outdoor tables. 781 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,295 [stammers] This place is... harsh. 782 00:45:16,296 --> 00:45:18,173 Now I'm exercising all the time... 783 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:20,134 [Gloria] Boo-fucking-hoo. 784 00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:27,683 You think it's hard for you in here? 785 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:31,395 Playing games. Having girls shiv each other. 786 00:45:32,479 --> 00:45:35,274 How many points did you get when I got dragged into SHU? 787 00:45:35,357 --> 00:45:36,817 I actually don't have you. 788 00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:43,115 Also, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about-- 789 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:46,785 Who the fuck am I gonna tell in here, Luschek? 790 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:54,168 I can't believe that I thought that you would do something. 791 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:59,965 There's gonna be a bloodbath out there and it's all on you. 792 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:02,050 [scoffs] A bloodbath? Come on. 793 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,303 It's gonna be some hair pulling. A few fights. 794 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,846 Don't play stupid. 795 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:09,433 You probably brought in the fucking razor blades. 796 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:16,523 [stutters] I don't know anything about people bringing weapons-- 797 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:17,858 Well, now you know. 798 00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,114 But you still not gonna do nothing, right? 799 00:46:25,991 --> 00:46:26,909 [Gloria] Uh-huh. 800 00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:29,745 That's what I thought. 801 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:35,000 Get your fucking face away from here. 802 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:37,711 [bangs on door] 803 00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:40,005 I don't wanna fucking see it no more. 804 00:46:55,562 --> 00:46:56,563 [sighs] 805 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:01,818 [Red] You know, he did get one thing right. 806 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,908 Yeah? 807 00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:10,577 What's that, Red? 808 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:14,289 This place sucks balls. 809 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:17,251 [breathes deeply] You think? 810 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:19,836 Camp was 20 times better. 811 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:24,508 Even with you burning rice in the kitchen. 812 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,093 [chuckles] 813 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,056 [both chuckle] 814 00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:35,227 ♪ Hollow one ♪ 815 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:39,273 ♪ With inverted tongue ♪ 816 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:42,150 Come on. It's time. 817 00:47:42,234 --> 00:47:46,822 ♪ From whence does fulfillment come? ♪ 818 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:52,411 ♪ When I expel ♪ 819 00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:56,915 ♪ From this mortal shell ♪ 820 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:03,422 ♪ Will I die for living numb? ♪ 821 00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:09,970 ♪ Am I vital ♪ 822 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:13,932 ♪ If my heart is idle? ♪ 823 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:20,981 ♪ Am I doomed? ♪ 824 00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:25,777 ♪ I feel you ♪ 825 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:30,699 ♪ But nobody else ♪ 826 00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:34,077 How are you? You okay? 827 00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:38,832 Look at me. We need to stay positive, okay? 828 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,629 ♪ Yet you say nothing ♪ 829 00:48:44,379 --> 00:48:48,884 ♪ Of the stoic suffering ♪ 830 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:53,889 ♪ That stirs lukewarm in me ♪ 831 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,898 Please be seated. 832 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:09,279 I've been informed that the jury has reached a verdict. 833 00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:11,782 Let's have the jury return. 834 00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,117 [bailiff] All rise for the jury. 835 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:17,496 ♪ I feel the peeling ♪ 836 00:49:17,579 --> 00:49:22,376 ♪ Of half-painted ceilings ♪ 837 00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:28,674 ♪ Reveal the covering of a blank sky ♪ 838 00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:34,680 ♪ Am I vital... ♪ 839 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:36,181 Please be seated. 840 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:41,395 Let the record reflect, all jurors present, 841 00:49:41,478 --> 00:49:43,480 all attorneys present. 842 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:46,566 Will the defendant and counsel please rise? 843 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:54,574 Madam Foreperson, has the jury reached a verdict? 844 00:49:54,658 --> 00:49:56,201 Yes, we have, Your Honor. 845 00:49:56,284 --> 00:50:01,248 As to charge of murder in the second degree, what is your verdict? 846 00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:06,169 [foreperson] We the jury, find the defendant, Tasha Jefferson... 847 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,255 [rapid heartbeat] 848 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,346 [crying inaudibly] 849 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,598 -[people in court react inaudibly] -[gavel banging] 850 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,815 -[continues crying inaudibly] -[handcuffs click] 851 00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,408 [Caputo] Hey! 852 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,161 Hey! 853 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:42,664 Hey! 854 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,753 -What do you want? -I know what you did. 855 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:51,298 I know you lied, and that girl went down for your shit! 856 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:53,216 You think I'm gonna let you get away with that? 857 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:54,634 Fuck you. 858 00:50:54,718 --> 00:50:57,387 -[Herrmann grunts] -[Caputo groaning] 859 00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:08,690 I just think prison weddings are so much better than regular weddings 860 00:51:08,774 --> 00:51:11,193 'cause our lives are sadder. We need it more. 861 00:51:11,276 --> 00:51:12,819 When Vinnie and me got married, 862 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:14,696 I maybe went a whole week before 863 00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,990 I remembered I was in here against my will. 864 00:51:17,073 --> 00:51:22,496 You do realize that the wedding you just attended was a C-Block wedding, right? 865 00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:23,997 No, it wasn't. 866 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,332 Yes, it was. 867 00:51:25,415 --> 00:51:28,084 Piper and Alex are C-Block. 868 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,295 Yeah, but they didn't choose to be. 869 00:51:30,378 --> 00:51:34,466 Right. Right, right, right. Just like everyone else in C-Block. 870 00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:38,094 I mean, just like you and me didn't choose to be D-Block. 871 00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:41,640 But... what is your point? 872 00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:45,185 'Cause I feel like you're saying a lot of words to confuse me right now. 873 00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:49,064 My point is that it is stupid to go to war with people 874 00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:52,609 just because of whatever fucking cell block they randomly got assigned to, 875 00:51:52,692 --> 00:51:54,861 or the stupid fucking color that they wear. 876 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:58,573 Well... But they're trying to attack us. 877 00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:01,159 Nicky, we have to fight back. We're in danger. 878 00:52:01,868 --> 00:52:07,290 But what if they're just attacking us because they think we're attacking them? 879 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:09,709 Oh, my God. 880 00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:14,923 Oh, my God. 881 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:17,801 No, no. No, we can't go out there, Nicky. 882 00:52:17,884 --> 00:52:19,761 Jesus fucking Christ, thank you! 883 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,304 I was worried for a minute there, 884 00:52:21,388 --> 00:52:23,223 -but I knew a wedding could turn you. -[buzzer] 885 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,517 -[Danilo] D-Block! -Shit. 886 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,866 -Where are we going? -Away from them. 887 00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,450 [Ginger] You got one minute, Chapman. 888 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:44,202 You have Cal's cell and my parents' phone. 889 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,872 Make sure you put this on your call list as soon as you can. 890 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:49,207 No, I'm not gonna wait to talk to you. 891 00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,751 I'll get my hands on one of the cell phones floating around. 892 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:54,588 No. No, Alex, you're not gonna do that. 893 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:57,132 If you do that, you'll get shots, which means extra time, 894 00:52:57,215 --> 00:53:02,012 which means it's gonna be even longer before I can... touch you again. 895 00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:06,182 All right, ladies and garbage! Line up for kickball! 896 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,184 Yo, I heard him use that line before. 897 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,854 Maybe it's like a catchphrase. 898 00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:14,190 Yo, Captain. You coming to the field? 899 00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:17,652 No. I'm getting out. 900 00:53:18,653 --> 00:53:20,488 -I see you. -Shit, congrats. 901 00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:22,240 -Can I get your conditioner? -No. 902 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,910 I bequeath all of my belongings to my next of kin. 903 00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:31,249 Damn. After all that, can't believe you're gonna miss kickball. 904 00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,335 [scoffs] It's probably for the best. 905 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,715 -[Alex groans] -What the fuck, Badison? 906 00:53:38,798 --> 00:53:41,551 [whispering] Carol says she wants another soldier on the field, 907 00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:45,096 -so get in line and get ready to use this. -[Alex scoffs] 908 00:53:49,684 --> 00:53:51,478 Happy release day, Gapman! 909 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:53,730 I would've got you something, but, uh, 910 00:53:53,813 --> 00:53:56,399 [chuckles] you're a stupid bitch who I never liked. 911 00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:58,234 [Ginger] Chapman, time's up! 912 00:53:58,318 --> 00:53:59,277 What was that? 913 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:00,779 -Don't worry about it. -About what? 914 00:54:00,862 --> 00:54:03,740 Chapman, do you want to leave this place or not? Let's go! 915 00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:09,579 Okay, I love you and I'm gonna miss that worried look on your face, 916 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:13,792 but right now, I need you to trust that you do not need to worry about me. 917 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,419 Chapman, I am happy to tell the parole board 918 00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,880 -that you resisted orders. -I trust you. 919 00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,841 -I love you. -Going once... 920 00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,095 -Going twice... -Coming! 921 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:27,764 Fuck! 922 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:31,893 All right. File out. 923 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,833 Psst. Gringuita, you still ain't realized? 924 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,836 This is the best day of your life. 925 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:15,061 How you holding up, kid? 926 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:17,856 [sighs] With all the running and the hiding in the small spaces, 927 00:55:17,939 --> 00:55:20,066 Little Carmine's going crazy. 928 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,776 -Carmine, huh? -Yeah. 929 00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,862 Just tell Carmine to chill. 930 00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:26,656 We're hangin' tight. It's all good. 931 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:28,491 -All good. -[thud] 932 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,369 [whispers] Be cool. 933 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,720 [clatters] 934 00:55:49,304 --> 00:55:52,140 -[whispers] I'm so sorry. -[Annalisa] Who's there? 935 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,476 Don't go. 936 00:55:59,022 --> 00:56:00,815 [Nicky] Hey, Annalisa! 937 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,150 Fancy meeting you here. 938 00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:04,194 Ain't you supposed to be on the kickball field? 939 00:56:04,861 --> 00:56:08,698 Picking up a weapon I stashed. What the fuck were you doing in there? 940 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,743 Would you believe I was doing the exact same thing? 941 00:56:11,826 --> 00:56:13,620 I mean, great minds, huh? 942 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:17,165 I'm sick of your shit, Nichols. 943 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:21,127 If you were picking up a weapon, where the fuck is it? 944 00:56:22,295 --> 00:56:24,214 You wanna see a proof of purchase? 945 00:56:31,763 --> 00:56:33,014 We should get going. 946 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:34,891 Oh, yeah, big time. 947 00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:37,060 You wouldn't wanna be tardy to the murdering. 948 00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:38,520 Hurry up, let's go. 949 00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:49,364 Fuck! No, no, no. Baby, not now! 950 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,451 [groaning] 951 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:11,594 What took you so long? 952 00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:19,769 [sniffs] 953 00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:24,524 It's clean. There's no reason it wouldn't be clean. 954 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,193 Everything go smoothly on your end? 955 00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:32,073 My girls are primed. Yours? 956 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:36,369 They're soldiers. They'll do what they're trained to do. 957 00:57:37,078 --> 00:57:38,329 Meaning? 958 00:57:38,413 --> 00:57:41,875 Meaning, in a few minutes, when the carnage starts, 959 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:44,502 there'll be a shit ton of Florida kickball fans 960 00:57:44,586 --> 00:57:47,755 getting rushed from the bleachers back to their cell block. 961 00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,841 And when they come down this hall, 962 00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:52,594 we're gonna slide right into B-Block with 'em. 963 00:57:52,677 --> 00:57:55,263 Do what we should've done 25 years ago. 964 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,390 I hope that thing's sharp. 965 00:57:58,141 --> 00:58:02,270 Sharp enough to slice that octopus tattoo right off Frieda's neck. 966 00:58:02,353 --> 00:58:03,563 [both laugh] 967 00:58:03,646 --> 00:58:05,982 Good. You know, and if it's not... 968 00:58:09,110 --> 00:58:11,821 I brought extra. [chuckles] 969 00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:12,947 Yeah. 970 00:58:14,073 --> 00:58:16,868 [Suzanne] Even though I couldn't figure out if Taystee was mad at me, 971 00:58:16,951 --> 00:58:20,038 but I don't think she is, because if she were mad at me, 972 00:58:20,121 --> 00:58:22,916 I would know, because we're basically 16th cousins-- 973 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,710 -[Pennsatucky] Yo, Suzanne-- -It worked. 974 00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:27,420 [chuckles] 975 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,505 [Pennsatucky] What the-- 976 00:58:28,588 --> 00:58:31,549 Suzanne, we're lining up for kickball. Let's go. 977 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:35,178 Oh. Someone tried to murder Frieda, so we're staying in. 978 00:58:35,261 --> 00:58:37,680 -Safety first. -It's the championships. 979 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,849 How will we win without our best player? 980 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:42,727 I don't know. I guess you'll lose? 981 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:45,563 [scoffs] Come on, we're going outside. We finally get to go outside 982 00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:48,024 and look at the clouds and the trees and all that shit. 983 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:51,319 I want to go outside and see that stuff, 984 00:58:51,402 --> 00:58:54,155 but I can't go. 985 00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:55,448 [Pennsatucky] Why not? 986 00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:58,993 I just can't. Nothing I can do about it. 987 00:59:00,161 --> 00:59:01,162 [smacks lips] 988 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,415 Suzanne, you should go. 989 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,460 You don't have to be stuck in here with me. 990 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,129 Go outside and look at the sky. 991 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:11,589 Mmm. 992 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:16,678 -Are you gonna go, too? -[chuckles] 993 00:59:17,345 --> 00:59:20,682 We could bodyguard you from there. 994 00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:23,893 Shit, yeah! There's gonna be all these old bitches from Florida. 995 00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:25,853 They'll be spectating. Come watch with them. 996 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,982 Nah, kid. That's all you. 997 00:59:30,066 --> 00:59:32,944 I'm an old dog. Can't change my ways. 998 00:59:33,027 --> 00:59:34,779 That's how I stay safe. 999 00:59:34,862 --> 00:59:36,281 Well, then, I'm not going either. 1000 00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:39,158 No. You're going outside. 1001 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:41,578 No, I am not going to leave you, Frieda. 1002 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,081 I am your friend, 1003 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:48,293 and friends aren't supposed to do that to each other. 1004 00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:53,131 Go. I'm not your friend. 1005 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,219 What? 1006 00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:01,180 No, she didn't mean that. 1007 01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,890 You didn't fucking mean that. 1008 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:05,935 And you better fucking tell her you didn't mean that. Tell her. 1009 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:09,480 Suzanne, sometimes people pretend to be your friend 1010 01:00:09,564 --> 01:00:11,774 when they're not your friend. To get things. 1011 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:16,070 You aren't pretending. You are my friend. 1012 01:00:16,154 --> 01:00:17,989 I'm not your friend. 1013 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:20,491 I've been using you for survival. 1014 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,663 That's what I do. It's what I've always done. 1015 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:29,000 That's how I like it. 1016 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:56,277 Yo, check it out. 1017 01:01:23,304 --> 01:01:25,390 -[cawing] -[gasps] 1018 01:01:27,475 --> 01:01:30,144 -I can't believe I really hit it! -What the fuck is wrong with you? 1019 01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:31,979 What? I was just trying to clear the field. 1020 01:01:32,897 --> 01:01:34,399 [Maria] Ay, mami. 1021 01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:38,319 Are you okay, mami? [winces] You okay? 1022 01:01:47,912 --> 01:01:48,830 Yeah. 1023 01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,456 Yo, here they come! 1024 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:02,135 Chill. Not yet. 1025 01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:08,015 Damn, it is kinda idyllic out on this bitch, though. 1026 01:02:08,683 --> 01:02:11,477 Eyes on the fucking prize, ladies. 1027 01:02:19,068 --> 01:02:21,028 Why's everyone so fuckin' tight? 1028 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,240 This outside shit ain't gonna last forever. 1029 01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:27,285 And they'll be sad when it's done. 'Cause I sure fuckin' was. 1030 01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:31,164 Well, maybe they're a bunch of fuckin' dummies. 1031 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,668 That's right, Suzanne. Maybe they are a bunch of fuckin' dummies. 1032 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:36,919 [both chuckle] 1033 01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:58,357 Nah, this ain't me. 1034 01:03:00,693 --> 01:03:02,111 What are you doing? 1035 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:05,281 -Um, I need your help. -You what? 1036 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,618 I'm asking you to let the captains pick new teams. 1037 01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:11,412 Get back on the field, inmate. 1038 01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:12,747 I can't explain it fully. 1039 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,917 But if you don't want this game to end in a lot of people getting hurt, 1040 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,295 I need you to let the captains pick new teams. 1041 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,506 -Is that a threat? -No, no. 1042 01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:23,925 I'm just asking for your help. 1043 01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:26,969 You think I don't remember you? 1044 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,097 I remember what you did to us. 1045 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,185 Yeah, I... I know what I did. 1046 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,772 I was an evil person, but... 1047 01:03:38,773 --> 01:03:42,652 But right now, in this moment, I'm trying to be good. Please. 1048 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:44,654 [exhales sharply] 1049 01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:48,032 Everything is trying to keep these girls swinging at each other, 1050 01:03:48,115 --> 01:03:49,325 and I just want... 1051 01:03:52,745 --> 01:03:54,288 I just want to play kickball. 1052 01:03:58,501 --> 01:03:59,919 Why should I trust you? 1053 01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:02,547 I don't know. 1054 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,683 Where's your captain? Chapman? 1055 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:17,770 -Chapman got out today. -Oh, shit. Good for her. 1056 01:04:19,063 --> 01:04:21,899 What? She's the reason we're out here. 1057 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:26,320 Looks like, uh... [in deep voice] I'm the captain now. 1058 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:29,407 -I see you look at me. Eyelooker. -[blows air kisses] 1059 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:32,577 Okay, everybody, line up. The captains have to pick new teams. 1060 01:04:33,369 --> 01:04:36,080 -Oh, no, no, no. We got our teams. -[indistinct chatter] 1061 01:04:36,163 --> 01:04:37,248 C-Block's our team! 1062 01:04:37,331 --> 01:04:38,958 D-Block's the only team I'm gonna play for! 1063 01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,209 You heard her. 1064 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:43,546 This is, uh, prison kickball policy. 1065 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:47,258 On the baseline or everybody goes back inside. 1066 01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:50,177 -[inmate] Oh, fucking bullshit! -Captains, with me. 1067 01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,644 [whispering] What the fuck is Ruiz doing? Barb's gonna be pissed. 1068 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:00,688 [Nicky] Well, correct me if I'm wrong, 1069 01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:03,691 but I don't see Barb out here, do you? 1070 01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:05,484 That doesn't change shit. 1071 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:07,320 Okay, you go first. 1072 01:05:07,403 --> 01:05:10,448 Who, me? Oh, okay. [scoffs] I got Brock. 1073 01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:11,532 [Brock] Yeah. 1074 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,368 [Maria] You, I got you. 1075 01:05:14,952 --> 01:05:16,954 [inmates gasp] 1076 01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:26,297 Okay, I got Akers, Creech, Chambal, Diamond-- 1077 01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:27,715 One at a time. 1078 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,430 You, I got you. 1079 01:05:35,056 --> 01:05:37,183 [indistinct chatter] 1080 01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,643 Yo, where's Carol at? 1081 01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:42,021 I don't fucking know. Doesn't matter. We stick to the plan. 1082 01:05:42,104 --> 01:05:43,940 Mixing up teams ain't gonna do shit. 1083 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:47,193 These colors don't run. 1084 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,033 [rock music playing over headphones] 1085 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:58,663 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1086 01:05:58,746 --> 01:06:01,207 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1087 01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:02,291 ♪ Get down... ♪ 1088 01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:03,918 No fucking way. 1089 01:06:05,294 --> 01:06:07,213 -[engine sputtering] -Come on! 1090 01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:11,175 [engine revving] 1091 01:06:11,258 --> 01:06:13,344 ♪ So get down ♪ 1092 01:06:13,427 --> 01:06:15,972 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1093 01:06:16,055 --> 01:06:18,724 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1094 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,226 ♪ Get down ♪ 1095 01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,687 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1096 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:26,607 ♪ I'm gonna make you rock ♪ 1097 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,500 [indistinct chatter] 1098 01:06:49,171 --> 01:06:50,423 Oh, my, Maya! 1099 01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:52,425 I will be with you in just one moment. 1100 01:06:52,508 --> 01:06:55,136 What the fuck do you think you're doing here, huh? 1101 01:06:55,219 --> 01:06:56,804 And why do you look like a POW? 1102 01:06:56,887 --> 01:07:00,433 Actually, don't answer that question because I don't want to know. 1103 01:07:00,516 --> 01:07:03,436 I'm not gonna let you ruin this moment for me. I have worked too hard. 1104 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,855 Oh, God. Nicolette was totally right about you. 1105 01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:07,982 You are textbook avoidant-attachment. 1106 01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:10,109 There's a guy at Michael Kors corporate-- 1107 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:11,235 -Fig! -Oh! 1108 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,945 Oh, my God! Security! 1109 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:20,286 Uh, Joe, this is Jason. 1110 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:24,582 Jason, this is an early hominid male. 1111 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:28,044 Oh. So, this is Mr. Fig. 1112 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,004 -Mr. Fig. -[Jason] Hello. 1113 01:07:30,087 --> 01:07:32,339 Mr. State Senate Fig. [chuckles softly] 1114 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,677 Where's Gavin? 1115 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:39,805 -[Fig] Okay, then. Let's go. -[Caputo] Whoa! 1116 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:44,518 [quietly] What are you doing here? 1117 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,104 I don't know. 1118 01:07:48,731 --> 01:07:50,024 I knew you'd be here. 1119 01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,366 -Taystee, uh-- -I know. 1120 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,702 I saw. I'm sorry. 1121 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:04,830 Put this on your eye. 1122 01:08:04,914 --> 01:08:07,124 Come on. Let's go. 1123 01:08:10,252 --> 01:08:14,632 So, uh, you're hanging out with Jason again, huh? 1124 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,218 That's just for show. 1125 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,889 -[guests applauding] -I'm not in there with him, am I? 1126 01:08:22,765 --> 01:08:25,184 [Linda over PA] I'm sure I speak for everyone at PolyCon 1127 01:08:25,267 --> 01:08:28,604 when I say it has been a long road... 1128 01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:30,356 [Caputo] You're missing your event. 1129 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:32,108 [Linda] But here we are! 1130 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:33,567 -[guests applauding] -I know. 1131 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:35,694 [Linda continues indistinctly] 1132 01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,655 So, you finally bought the coat, huh? 1133 01:08:39,281 --> 01:08:40,741 Shut up, Joe. 1134 01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:48,207 We're back with your girl, DIY Fly Flaca, 1135 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,251 and your other girl... 1136 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:54,171 Hi, everybody, it's Tova again. 1137 01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:58,676 So, I don't really know much what's going on on the field, 1138 01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:01,178 but the team that's far away 1139 01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:04,265 is looking extra cute with those jackets inside-out. 1140 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:06,809 New winter fashion trend? 1141 01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:15,985 Yo, I'm sorry. I... I can't be-- 1142 01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:18,487 Yo. Yo! You gotta stop this shit. 1143 01:09:19,905 --> 01:09:23,075 You need to forgive yourself for testifying against your girl. 1144 01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:25,077 You know about that? 1145 01:09:25,161 --> 01:09:26,745 Bitch, I've been knowin'. 1146 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:30,166 Ever since you wigged out about that anonymous letter. 1147 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:33,586 I may sound kinda dumb, but my dumbness is highly cultivated 1148 01:09:33,669 --> 01:09:35,462 to make me more attractive to insecure men. 1149 01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:38,424 -So you done with me? -Did I say that? 1150 01:09:38,507 --> 01:09:40,509 [inmates shouting indistinctly] 1151 01:09:42,428 --> 01:09:46,098 Some of these girls are out there on the field doing nothing. 1152 01:09:46,932 --> 01:09:49,268 Now, I'm no expert, 1153 01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:53,189 but I have to assume that's a big disadvantage. 1154 01:09:56,692 --> 01:09:59,778 You talking about outfielders 1155 01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:02,448 and that's their job. 1156 01:10:02,531 --> 01:10:05,409 They wait. They're waiters. 1157 01:10:06,785 --> 01:10:08,913 Like they bring you salad and shit? 1158 01:10:10,664 --> 01:10:12,333 Oh, oh, oh! 1159 01:10:12,416 --> 01:10:16,003 We got one runner on a base and Adeola is up for the kick. 1160 01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:18,839 All right, now. You waiters out there in the outfield, 1161 01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,090 y'all better do y'all jobs 1162 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,385 and watch out for them pop flies in the soup. 1163 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,221 [chuckles] 1164 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:28,057 Why you letting these bum-ass D-Block bitches go first? 1165 01:10:28,140 --> 01:10:29,558 We don't even know if they can kick. 1166 01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:32,311 Because we're not here to play fucking kickball. 1167 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,146 We're here to slice some bitches up. 1168 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,565 The plan's still the same. Okay? 1169 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,942 When the next kicker's up, 1170 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,527 I'll throw the shocker for Trekkies to our girls in the outfield, 1171 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:41,904 and they'll start charging in. 1172 01:10:41,987 --> 01:10:43,489 You guys follow their lead. 1173 01:10:43,572 --> 01:10:45,991 Vause, you handle the girls on the bench, 1174 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,952 so they don't attack us from behind. 1175 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:51,247 What are we waiting for? 1176 01:10:51,330 --> 01:10:53,499 Where's your friend? What's-her-name. 1177 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,584 Pregnant girl. We need her to distract the guards. 1178 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:57,127 I thought she was with you. 1179 01:10:57,211 --> 01:10:58,629 I say we move without her. 1180 01:10:58,712 --> 01:10:59,672 [woman] All right. 1181 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:01,757 [inmates cheering] 1182 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:02,841 Where's your shiv? 1183 01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,635 It's in my pocket. 1184 01:11:04,718 --> 01:11:06,053 I want to see it. 1185 01:11:06,136 --> 01:11:07,137 [sighs] 1186 01:11:09,431 --> 01:11:12,601 Good. Here we fuckin' go. 1187 01:11:16,689 --> 01:11:20,067 All right. That's my girl, Suzanne, headed up the plate, 1188 01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:21,735 -with two runners on. -[Flaca] Whoo-hoo! 1189 01:12:02,192 --> 01:12:04,194 [cheering] 1190 01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:18,208 [Badison] Fuck it! Don't catch it! 1191 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:21,462 -[grunts] I got it! -[inmates cheering] 1192 01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:24,173 Dang. 1193 01:12:24,256 --> 01:12:25,090 I got it! 1194 01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:29,845 -Steal! Go! Steal! Steal! -[indistinct shouting] 1195 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:36,143 Come on! Come on! Give me! Give me! 1196 01:12:36,226 --> 01:12:37,436 [Flaca] Go, go, go! 1197 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,271 You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1198 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:40,773 [all clamoring] 1199 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,527 Run, run! Bring it home! 1200 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,446 Don't cheer for them. They're D-Block! 1201 01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:50,824 Why are you still fighting? Look around. 1202 01:12:50,908 --> 01:12:53,410 Nobody wants this war. Not even Carol. 1203 01:12:53,494 --> 01:12:54,953 [inmates cheering] 1204 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,413 Shit. She's gonna make it. 1205 01:13:04,922 --> 01:13:06,590 The black one is always the first to die. 1206 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:11,303 Damn, I got crazy good aim! Whoo! 1207 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:14,223 Barb's gonna kill us if we don't rush these C-Block bitches now! 1208 01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:16,642 Barb is not here. All right? 1209 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:18,769 Let her be pissed. All right? 1210 01:13:18,852 --> 01:13:21,605 Maybe in the abstract, D-Block has beef with C-Block, 1211 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,108 but I don't have beef with any of these girls. Do you? 1212 01:13:29,738 --> 01:13:31,240 What? We're down one-zip. 1213 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:36,703 This is fucking weird if you ask me. 1214 01:13:37,329 --> 01:13:39,289 Something must have gone wrong out there. 1215 01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:40,416 [Barbara] Yeah? 1216 01:13:42,376 --> 01:13:43,836 You think so? 1217 01:13:45,629 --> 01:13:47,840 You got something to say to me, Barb? 1218 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:50,551 Are you threatening me, Carol? 1219 01:13:50,634 --> 01:13:55,264 That depends what you got planned, Barb. 'Cause I'm here to kill Frieda. 1220 01:13:55,347 --> 01:13:56,598 Bullshit. 1221 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:57,850 Bull-true. 1222 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,811 [inmates cheering] 1223 01:14:04,273 --> 01:14:09,194 C-Block cheering for D-Block? Shit. There go our Fantasy points. 1224 01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:15,784 No. 1225 01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:22,666 Everybody knows you're a fucking liar. 1226 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:25,752 Now move away from the door. 1227 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:30,215 Call me a liar again, you two-faced bitch. 1228 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:34,636 You stole that glass of ice story from me 1229 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,681 and that makes you a fucking liar, 1230 01:14:37,764 --> 01:14:39,600 and I will call you one. 1231 01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:41,602 Now move away from the goddamn door. 1232 01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,855 Can't do that until you put that shiv away. 1233 01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:49,902 And that glass of ice story happened to me. 1234 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:53,113 You probably don't remember 'cause you had so much cum on the brain 1235 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:55,824 from all the blow jobs you were giving in the bathroom. 1236 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:57,826 Fucking liar! 1237 01:14:57,910 --> 01:15:00,662 Barbara! Carol! Wanna hear something funny? 1238 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:01,997 -Sure. -Yeah, sure. 1239 01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,499 See that guy over there? 1240 01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:10,214 An hour ago, when this place was packed, I pass by his table. 1241 01:15:10,297 --> 01:15:13,425 He asks me can he have a classifieds. 1242 01:15:13,509 --> 01:15:17,763 And I'm like, first of all, he's sitting in Tonya's section. 1243 01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:21,975 Second of all, I got five tables of my own I got to deal with. 1244 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,895 And third of all, who says it like that? 1245 01:15:24,978 --> 01:15:26,563 Like, "Can I have a classifieds?" 1246 01:15:27,147 --> 01:15:30,025 But I'm trying to be a good Christian, 1247 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,444 and I don't want to mess with Tonya's tips, 1248 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,613 so I go out to the sidewalk, 1249 01:15:34,696 --> 01:15:36,490 use a quarter of my own money, 1250 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:39,243 buy this man a paper, 1251 01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,495 pick out the classifieds section, 1252 01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:43,872 and when I bring it to his table, guess what he say? 1253 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:44,790 -What? -What? 1254 01:15:44,873 --> 01:15:47,417 He say, "Well, what's this?" 1255 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:51,129 To which I reply, "The classifieds you asked for." 1256 01:15:51,922 --> 01:15:56,468 To which he reply, "I asked for a glass of ice." 1257 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,554 [all laughing] 1258 01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,646 That's a good-- That's a good story. 1259 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,701 [grunting] 1260 01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:51,356 That's double points for murdered and murderer. 1261 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,485 You just won Fantasy Inmate. 1262 01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,952 In your face! 1263 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:09,207 ♪ Like there's no light At the end of my tunnel ♪ 1264 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,293 [indistinct chatter] 1265 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:20,218 ♪ False dreams and promises ♪ 1266 01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:21,428 -Here you go. -[inmate] Yeah. 1267 01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:26,350 ♪ How do I get through to you? ♪ 1268 01:17:31,438 --> 01:17:36,943 ♪ Tried to do the best I could ♪ 1269 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:38,862 -[guard 2] Here you go. -[guard 3] Here you go. 1270 01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:47,371 ♪ Loved you just like a girl should ♪ 1271 01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:54,252 -[inmates shouting] -[chuckling] 1272 01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:59,508 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 1273 01:18:00,133 --> 01:18:05,263 Ooh, ooh! Oh, we got one runner on the base! 1274 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:07,974 [Flaca over radio] Speaking of games, this reminds me of Eric, 1275 01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:10,227 who told me he liked me but couldn't date me 1276 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:11,728 because he wasn't over his ex. 1277 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:14,898 But then I found out he was making out with some Asian girl 1278 01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:16,900 after football practice. 1279 01:18:16,983 --> 01:18:21,446 ♪ And I want you to be free ♪ 1280 01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:24,282 -Can I get a nurse out here? -[groaning, crying] 1281 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:28,662 ♪ Don't worry about me ♪ 1282 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:33,250 ♪ I got my thing ♪ 1283 01:18:38,588 --> 01:18:44,720 ♪ Stay close to the edge And try to admit it ♪ 1284 01:18:47,973 --> 01:18:52,686 ♪ That you gave it away ♪ 1285 01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:57,858 And to bring PolyCon forward into that era, 1286 01:18:57,941 --> 01:19:00,569 I would like to announce our first step 1287 01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:04,072 into a new market brimming with untapped potential. 1288 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:08,076 Immigration detention centers! 1289 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:20,922 ♪ I found a one-way street, that's me ♪ 1290 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:26,386 ♪ Still hanging on to set you free ♪ 1291 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:31,016 ♪ Make you believe ♪ 1292 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:37,689 ♪ I'm yours ♪ 1293 01:19:49,117 --> 01:19:50,118 [sobs] 1294 01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,758 [indistinct chatter] 1295 01:20:07,052 --> 01:20:08,053 [laughing] 1296 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:13,767 ♪ It's just the two of us ♪ 1297 01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:18,355 ♪ And I want you to be free ♪ 1298 01:20:22,067 --> 01:20:23,568 [Cal] Pipes. 1299 01:20:26,571 --> 01:20:30,450 -[laughing] Pipes! -Cal! Hi! [squeals] 1300 01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:37,332 -[Cal] Hi. -Hi. 1301 01:20:37,415 --> 01:20:39,960 Neri doesn't like to be on her feet too long with the... 1302 01:20:40,043 --> 01:20:42,963 So she's home making some kind of Smitten Kitchen casserole 1303 01:20:43,046 --> 01:20:45,131 that involves chard. [chuckles] 1304 01:20:50,387 --> 01:20:53,515 Let's be cool and get the fuck outta here before they change their minds. 1305 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,685 [Piper laughing] 1306 01:20:59,771 --> 01:21:02,315 Oh, man. Oh, man. 1307 01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:05,527 Hang on just one second. I'll be there in just one sec. 1308 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:07,821 -Okay. Car's right over here. -Okay. 1309 01:21:11,783 --> 01:21:14,035 [cheering] 1310 01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,496 ♪ Stay close to the edge ♪ 1311 01:21:16,580 --> 01:21:21,084 ♪ And try to admit it ♪ 1312 01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:28,258 ♪ That you gave it away ♪ 1313 01:21:28,341 --> 01:21:33,513 ♪ When you started to care ♪ 1314 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:36,433 ♪ And I cared ♪ 1315 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:41,813 ♪ A long, long time of mine ♪ 1316 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:48,862 ♪ I waited for you to come around ♪ 1317 01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:56,036 ♪ I found a one-way street, that's me ♪ 1318 01:21:56,119 --> 01:22:02,792 ♪ Still hanging on to set you free ♪ 1319 01:22:03,668 --> 01:22:06,546 ♪ Make you believe ♪ 1320 01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:14,930 ♪ I'm yours ♪ 1321 01:22:16,014 --> 01:22:17,265 [sighs] 1322 01:22:32,072 --> 01:22:36,201 So, what are you gonna do now?