1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,924 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:18,075 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 4 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,618 [cell door slams] 6 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,213 Come on, already. Do something. 7 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,260 [sighs] 8 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,440 [sighs heavily] 9 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,160 [Alvarez] What the hell is this? 10 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,496 What happened? Did I miss it? 11 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,373 Miss what? 12 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,457 Oh, the illegal cage match 13 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:07,085 that you orchestrated between two mortal enemies? 14 00:02:07,168 --> 00:02:10,171 Relax. Nothing happened anyway. 15 00:02:11,089 --> 00:02:15,093 [sighs] It's not about outcome, Ginger. It's about cheating. 16 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,928 Oh. 17 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,973 Yeah? Well, then you should have thought of that 18 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:24,769 before all you guys got together to unload the two biggest duds on me. 19 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:27,522 You have two seconds to let them out 20 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,275 before I have you banned from Fantasy Inmate for life. 21 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:33,486 [sighs] 22 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,616 Shame there's no points for unlikely animal friendships, 23 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:42,453 'cause I'm pretty sure the old bird and the old bat kissed and made up. 24 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,499 I am going to kill that bitch. 25 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,918 My sister thought we made a truce. 26 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,588 [chuckles] Dumb cunt. 27 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,507 I'm gonna take out Barb and her whole block. 28 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,301 I would have done it right there, 29 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,679 but that guard was all over us the whole time. 30 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:03,057 Never looked away once, like some perv at a peep show. 31 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,894 You know, I think it's better this way, anyways. 32 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:11,107 Play it cool, take our time, plan it right. 33 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:14,027 When Barb's least expecting it, we pounce. 34 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,323 Like a middle-aged mogul on a college intern. 35 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:22,577 So we're gonna take out our dicks and jerk off on 'em? [chuckles] 36 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,997 This is not a joke, Badison. 37 00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,461 This... is... 38 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,129 War. 39 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:36,883 [Linda] Mmm, I like this piece of dark chocolate. 40 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:39,010 Definitely a yes. 41 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:43,348 So, how many COs do you need for this little video of yours anyway? 42 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:46,768 [sighs] This little video is a key part of our corporate rebranding. 43 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:48,978 Oh, I'll want to shoot some of our inmates too. 44 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,772 Sorry, we don't do that anymore. 45 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,106 [chuckles] 46 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:54,901 Cute. I'll, of course, want to audition them first, 47 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,527 in case they come off as serial killers. 48 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:00,615 Actually, you want the serial killers. Sociopaths tend to be really good actors. 49 00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:04,661 Just give me some of your better inmates in an assortment of colors. 50 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,246 One Benetton ad coming up. 51 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,707 I used to love their sweaters in high school. 52 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:14,504 Speaking of fashion, the COs will be wearing these. 53 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:18,466 Seriously, this is how you plan to fix MCC's PR crisis? 54 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:20,343 With branded dickhead caps? 55 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,096 MCC does not exist anymore. We are PolyCon now. 56 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:26,808 So, you shoot a video, slap on a new name 57 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:30,561 and no one remembers your shoddy workforce started a riot? 58 00:04:31,145 --> 00:04:32,563 It's so much more than that. 59 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,900 I've been working on our vertical integration for months. 60 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:38,444 And thanks to PolyCon's new PQ tracking software, 61 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:42,031 I've already increased our profit margins by 12%. 62 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,199 "PQ"? 63 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,119 Prisoner quotient score. Read your emails, Natalie. 64 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,080 You were supposed to input PQs for all of your inmates weeks ago. 65 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,125 It's a work in progress, minding my p's and q's. 66 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,710 Well, it better be. 67 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,795 Because we're making big changes around here. 68 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:59,424 I need your entire prison population ranked and on my desk in 36 hours. 69 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,183 How'd I think I could get into business school 70 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:12,353 when all of my accomplishments are full-on felonies? 71 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:14,647 [sighs deeply] 72 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,734 What? I'm being ridiculous, I know. I'm being ridiculous. 73 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,403 -Piper. -What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. 74 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:21,738 What's going on with you? 75 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,616 Nothing. Would you believe me if I said that? 76 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,202 No, I would not. Explain your weirdness. 77 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,620 Badison's trying to steal my date. 78 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,623 At first, I thought that she was all talk, but... 79 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,668 [whispers] this happened. 80 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,087 -Is that... -Heroin? Yes. 81 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:42,050 Okay, that's heroin and that is your hiding spot? 82 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,302 I'm going to fucking kill her. 83 00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:46,971 No. See? This is why I didn't want to tell you. 84 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,556 Because I knew you'd wanna help. 85 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,433 -Piper... -I can handle this. 86 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,894 It's under control. I have a plan. 87 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:56,814 Better than your current plan of hiding a baggie of heroin under your leg? 88 00:05:56,898 --> 00:05:59,442 I'm going to go to a friendly CO. 89 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,987 I'm gonna explain the situation, turn over the drugs 90 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:08,409 and ask for them to put me in Ad Seg for my own protection. 91 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:11,204 Or you can flush the fucking baggie and be rid of it. 92 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,791 Oh, Badison's a textbook bully. That's how she stays in power. 93 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,585 Well, it's definitely not her winning personality. 94 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:23,091 This baggie is the only proof I have of what Badison is doing to me. 95 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:25,802 And I think she took my toothbrush and shoved it up her ass. 96 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,011 [chuckles] 97 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:32,183 Piper, I love you, but you're really bad at plans. 98 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:34,227 You're gonna show this to some magical CO 99 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:35,895 -and he'll believe you? -[knock at door] 100 00:06:35,978 --> 00:06:38,815 You're in the wrong cell, Vause. That's a shot for each of you. 101 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:44,195 Oh, look, Piper, another friendly CO doing his job. 102 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,286 [indistinct chatter] 103 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,499 [indistinct murmuring] 104 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,134 -Is it done? -What? 105 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:07,969 What else? Frieda. 106 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,512 Nah, it didn't work out. 107 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:13,266 We can't waste time worrying about her right now. We got bigger fish to fry. 108 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,436 Frieda's not a fish. She's our white whale. 109 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,272 She could stand to lose a few, but I wouldn't go that far. 110 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,316 You are the poster child for American ignorance. 111 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,069 And you're an old cunt who needs to piss off. 112 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:27,447 Carol, please, we have to talk. 113 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:31,451 Preferably someplace not in earshot of Whitey Bulger's love child. 114 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:34,203 Dang it, woman, you got borscht on the brain? 115 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:38,458 Frieda's yesterday's news. We're planning a war here. 116 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:53,473 [clears throat] Barb, welcome back. 117 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,434 Sit down, Nicky. Sit down. 118 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:58,811 -We got something important to tell you. -Uh-oh. 119 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,732 [grunts] Important either means you're gay, getting divorced, 120 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:03,900 or the dog is dead. 121 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,237 Unless this one's coming out as straight. I'd recommend a new haircut. 122 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,991 We are going to war with C-Block. 123 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:17,288 Oh. Uh, that seems awfully extreme. 124 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:20,374 Anyone think of trying diplomacy? 125 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:24,253 There have been too many fuckups lately. Too many. 126 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:29,008 We've let ourselves get sloppy and weak. 127 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,552 Those Cunt-Blocks need to know who's boss. 128 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:35,223 And you three gals are my troop leaders on the front lines. 129 00:08:35,306 --> 00:08:37,308 Sure hope nobody's got flat feet. 130 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:41,395 I have high arches and the reflexes of a feral cat. 131 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,272 That's terrifying. 132 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,651 Can we just focus up here, ladies? 133 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:51,489 I need you three to go out there and recruit me some more soldiers. 134 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,658 Stronger and meaner they are, the better. 135 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,746 Some people think that brains are more important than brawn. 136 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,916 Not after they get their heads staved in with a shovel. 137 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:03,417 Then they aren't saying shit. 138 00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:07,838 Whatever we can use in a fight, we want it. 139 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:10,883 And please, don't skip over the new girls. 140 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:15,304 We gotta give those cookies a chance to earn their stripes. 141 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,722 Ain't that right, Nicky? 142 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:19,934 [chuckles] 143 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,617 -[Fig] There you are. -[machine beeping] 144 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,998 Uh... my shift doesn't start for another ten minutes. 145 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,166 Follow me. We need to talk. 146 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:51,591 We've got a problem, or more accurately, you do. 147 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:56,095 Whatever's in there isn't mine. 148 00:09:56,178 --> 00:10:00,766 Is now. They're inmate files and there are six more boxes of them. 149 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:04,770 Apparently PolyCon wants them entered into this new computer system, 150 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:09,150 so they can generate some kind of master list with everyone's rank on it. 151 00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:12,612 Kind of like high school, except no one goes to Dartmouth when it's done. 152 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,904 How am I supposed to rank them? 153 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:17,617 [chuckles] You're just the data entry monkey. 154 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,369 The algorithm does the work. 155 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,622 Calculating good behavior, severity of crime, 156 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:25,249 whether an inmate picks her nose or not. All relevant bullshit. 157 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:30,087 [chuckles] That's great! I'll send some guys down to grab the rest of the boxes. 158 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,798 Shit, if knew you'd be so excited about data entry, 159 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,508 I would've had you do my Christmas cards. 160 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,344 [chuckles] 161 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,769 [all chanting] I said, amen. D-Block kickball's here. 162 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,438 There must be some Jesus in the atmosphere. 163 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:48,898 -[Maria] Yo! -I said, amen. 164 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,151 -Listen! Can you give it a rest? Please! -D-Block kickball's here... 165 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,487 -I can't concentrate with the yelling. -[chanting stops] 166 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,489 Maybe if you'd let the Lord back into your heart, 167 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:57,990 you'd have an easier time focusing. 168 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:01,077 Maybe if you shut the fuck up I won't cut your ass off the team. 169 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,996 Let's just say a silent prayer for our sister, Maria. 170 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,041 Yeah, go for it, I'm sure Jesus is real invested in our kickball. 171 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,668 Like he ain't got nothing else to do. 172 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,046 -[ball bursts] -[McCullough] Oh, Christ! Fuck! 173 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,298 [inmates laughing] 174 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,466 [Maria] Huh. 175 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:17,885 All right, inmates. That's it, practice is done for today. 176 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:18,844 We just got here. 177 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,137 Can't you get another ball? 178 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,224 You heard me. Everyone back to your blocks. 179 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,018 -[inmate 1] That's not fair. -[inmate 2] It's our time to be outside. 180 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:28,938 -Settle down. Everyone settle down. -[all clamoring] 181 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:30,481 Everyone settle down! 182 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:33,234 This is our time to be exercising outside. 183 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:34,652 Everyone on the ground now! 184 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,656 That's some bullshit. We didn't do nothing. 185 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,034 Shut the fuck up! All of you, shut your fucking mouths! 186 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:46,122 Hey, hey. Shit, McCullough. Somebody needs to take a chillaxative. 187 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:51,585 We should talk later. Maybe I can help you with some of that excess energy. 188 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:56,048 Let's go, inmates! Back to your cages. Now! 189 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,970 [inmate mumbling] 190 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,888 What's that, inmate? 191 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:07,143 [breathing heavily] 192 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,607 [indistinct chatter] 193 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,528 For those of you who are interested, 194 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:21,615 tryouts for the corporate video are starting now in the multipurpose room. 195 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,918 Sorry. I'm not cutting... I'm not gonna go in. 196 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:36,964 Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 197 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:41,135 Relax, Chapman, I'm sure you're gonna make the cut. They're short on white girls. 198 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:46,640 Great job, Arwin. Thank you! You too! 199 00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,479 [quietly] It's not about the video. It's Badison. 200 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,608 She keeps doing things to me to try to give me extra time. 201 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,235 I know the only reason I can come to you 202 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,654 is because people like me get a pass from authorities, 203 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:02,948 which is on the one hand horrifying, 204 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,952 but on the other... maybe will work in my favor. 205 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,121 At least I hope it does because... 206 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:16,962 [whispers] I need you to transfer me to Ad Seg so Badison can't steal my date. 207 00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:24,678 If I were you, I'd stop living in fear and start running towards the problem. 208 00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,973 Spend more time with Badison. Really get to know her. 209 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,310 Maybe she's not as bad as you think. 210 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:33,103 It's like Dr. Phil says, 211 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,731 "Enemies are friends you just haven't hugged yet." 212 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,953 [knocks at door] 213 00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,538 What do you think you're doing? 214 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,082 My pedicure place was all booked, so... 215 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,709 I'm talking about you stealing Piper's date. 216 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,961 [chuckles] 217 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,755 You think I want that bitch in here longer? 218 00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:03,259 You know she makes chewing sounds in her sleep? 219 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,470 I guess you do know that. Maybe you like that. 220 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,265 Oh, shut up, Badison. I'm not fucking around. 221 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,267 Oh. [chuckles] 222 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,687 Chapman must have a USDA prime-cut puss 223 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,940 at the rate you're willing to step in front of bullets for her. 224 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,277 Look at you... 225 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:27,074 trying to My Fair Lady yourself for her with higher education. 226 00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,368 It beats a lifetime career as a second-rate thug. 227 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:31,370 "Second-rate"? 228 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,374 Tell that to the girls I got sitting in the SHU right now. 229 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,794 Or the two I got transferred to that piss-hole down in Kentucky. 230 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,421 And last year, there was this chick-- 231 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,590 I don't care about your résumé. 232 00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:46,343 I am asking you, as a human being, to leave Piper alone. 233 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:51,181 Problem is, your girlfriend mouthed off to me in front of my crew. 234 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:56,812 And if I let her get away with it, the whole system starts to fall apart. 235 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,148 Like District 12 in Hunger Games. 236 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:02,443 I get it. You have to reestablish dominance. 237 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,113 Maybe there's some other lesson you can glean from a Jennifer Lawrence film 238 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:08,240 that doesn't involve Piper getting extra time. 239 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:11,076 Yeah, I could. Yeah, but... 240 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:13,412 [chuckles] 241 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:18,500 I... don't... like her. 242 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:27,301 However, I might be willing to call off Piper's very unfortunate incident report 243 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:31,180 if you agree to start working for me. 244 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,515 [sighs] That's never gonna happen. 245 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,268 What's the matter? You don't wanna work for the big boss? 246 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:41,774 Oh, please. Carol's the big boss. You're a fucking child. 247 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,987 Well, I guess you two will have a few more years 248 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,907 to lez it up together in Château Max. 249 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,034 Which, in a way, is like I'm doing you a favor. 250 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,911 If I learned anything from Katniss and Peeta, 251 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,830 that long-distance relationship shit sucks. 252 00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,916 Watch another movie, Badison. 253 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:06,215 PolyCon doesn't care about people. 254 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,510 [grunts] Sorry, my bad. Give me a sec. 255 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:17,101 PolyCon doesn't just care about people. 256 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,770 People are their bottom line. 257 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:21,897 [chuckles] 258 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:23,941 "Bottom." [chuckles] 259 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:29,196 With a world-class staff and over 100 educational programs... 260 00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:32,491 I'm sorry, are they calling the book cart I push around 261 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:35,786 100 educational programs? 'Cause I haven't seen shit. 262 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:40,207 Before serving time, I thought I didn't have a future. 263 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,167 Now I know when I get out... 264 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:48,007 Oh. Who am I kidding? I know I have no future. I barely have a present. 265 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:51,677 Now I know when I get out, I'm staying out. 266 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,722 "PolyCon is reducing... 267 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,849 reshitavision"? 268 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,434 [Linda] Recidivism. 269 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,061 Reshitavism. 270 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,147 If you want crappy things to stop happening to you, 271 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,734 then you have to stop accepting crap and do something more! 272 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,944 -Can you stay on script, please? -[Suzanne] Oh. 273 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,322 That was Grey's Anatomy. Cristina Yang says it to Meredith. 274 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,200 Well, can you stay on my script? 275 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:19,455 Thanks, PolyCon! 276 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,540 Thanks, PolyCon. 277 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,251 Uh, you wanna try smiling when you do that? 278 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,836 Nope. 279 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,464 I don't need to see anybody else. You got the part. 280 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,591 -For real? -No. 281 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,342 Get out of here and stop wasting our time. 282 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,219 [exclaims] 283 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,430 I need a coffee. Or four. 284 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:41,143 [grunts] God, I'm ready to eeny-meeny-miny-moe this shit 285 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,937 whenever you are, so... [blows raspberry] 286 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:49,693 Jesus, I ain't ever seen nobody spend so much time in their room 287 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,154 since my brother got pubes. 288 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:57,117 You better stay out there or the guards'll be up our asses. 289 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,453 The COs leave me and my friends alone. 290 00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,414 You see? 291 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,917 You in the right block now. 292 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,713 But just so you know, there's a war that's about to go down. 293 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,635 I thought you might want in, 'cause you got all that beef with C-Block. 294 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,761 What are you talking about? 295 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,014 D-Block versus C. Kickball. 296 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,059 Barb's got everyone gearing up. 297 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,728 Those pills must be really messing with your head 298 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,023 if you think that I want to fight in a fucking gang war. 299 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,194 [shushing] Calm down. Calm down. I'll just tell her to leave you out. 300 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,155 No. Tell her to stop. Tell somebody. 301 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:38,826 Daya... people could get killed out there. 302 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,954 -That's kind of the point. -Oh. 303 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,206 So now you're this big gangbanger, huh? 304 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,625 No, only when I need to be. 305 00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:49,044 How did that work out for you last time, Scarface? 306 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:52,005 Things are different for me in here. 307 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,467 You think I don't see you chasing after that Daddy chick 308 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,886 like a lost little puppy dog? 309 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:03,433 You need to wake up, Daya, okay? Before you get hurt. 310 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:08,730 Mmm-hmm. Yo, you wanna sit this one out? That's on you. 311 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,901 But if you tell anybody about this, I won't be able to protect you. 312 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:19,658 This isn't camp, mami. In here, I take care of you. 313 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,126 Uh, Sylvia... Good morning. Hey, wait up. 314 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,254 Mr. Caputo. If we'd known you'd be in town, 315 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,047 we wouldn't have prerecorded your testimony. 316 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,801 I'm sorry. I thought I was moving, but it didn't work out. 317 00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,721 I'm not sure the live show would've gone any better. 318 00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,181 You did what you could. 319 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,933 So, um, how is it looking for her? 320 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,811 Based on the information you gave us, 321 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,897 we were able to hire another medical examiner 322 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,317 and her report contradicts the prosecutor's. That's promising. 323 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,735 What does that mean for Taystee? 324 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,822 Hard to say. Jurors usually glaze over when presented with medical reports. 325 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,366 But if you had to give me the odds? 326 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,702 [chuckles softly] It doesn't work like that. 327 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,246 For Christ's sake, I'm asking for a ballpark here. 328 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,081 The kid's life is on the line. 329 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,836 [sighs] I'm very sorry. I'm a little emotional. Uh... 330 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,550 -Honestly, I'd say 50-50. -Shit. 331 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,970 No, that's good. Coin-toss odds are good. 332 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,514 But there's a lot riding on her testimony tomorrow. 333 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,726 If Taystee can make the jurors feel compassion for her, 334 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,854 then we may have a shot at winning this thing. 335 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:32,773 If she doesn't? 336 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,859 Let's hope she does. Do you mind? 337 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:37,861 Please. Sorry. 338 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,572 [exhales] 339 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,619 Fuck those bitches for making McCullough lose her shit like that. 340 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,579 What they did to you in the riot was bad enough. 341 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,123 You can't let 'em fuck up the rest of your life too. 342 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,500 What happened? 343 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,628 McCullough freaked out on the yard. Riot PTSD. 344 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:58,382 Far as I'm concerned, all those twats should get the chair. 345 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,217 New York does not have the death penalty. 346 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:01,927 Yeah, but this is federal. 347 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,639 -Still extremely rare. -That's a real goddamn shame, then. 348 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:08,141 Especially 'cause the one who organized the thing, Jefferson, 349 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,851 her trial started. 350 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:11,770 Any word how it's going? 351 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:16,191 Yeah, that one's a friend of yours. 352 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,443 Was. Back in the day. 353 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,529 [Dixon] They want to give Jefferson a fair trial, 354 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:23,991 they should stand her up there naked, shove a baton up her ass, 355 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,535 and then lock her in a tiny room that smells like shit. 356 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,245 I think we already do that last part, bro. 357 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:31,248 Whatever. The baton should go up her ass. 358 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,793 Shit, Dixon. Ever hear of the high road? 359 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:38,046 Just paying 'em back for what they did to us. Fuck the high road. 360 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:41,508 Whose side are you on, anyways? Ours or your little BFF? 361 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,344 Yeah, I told you, Jefferson and I aren't friends anymore. 362 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,096 But she's still a person. 363 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,639 No, she ain't. 364 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,601 And the second you start seeing those animals like that, you're fucked. 365 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:52,519 True. 366 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,773 But there are some good ones here and there. 367 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,443 Well, this Jefferson bitch sure as fuck ain't one of 'em. 368 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:00,819 Her ass is gonna fry. 369 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,946 And me and you will have front row seats. 370 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,824 I swear, Dixon, we're gonna be so close, 371 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:09,202 we'll be able to smell her back fat sizzle like bacon. 372 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:18,712 [sighs] 373 00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:21,882 [grunts] 374 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,300 [sniffles] 375 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,177 [sniffing] 376 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,555 Hello? Is someone in here? 377 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,522 [grunts] Wheatly, if that's you smoking again, 378 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,274 you know you owe me ten bucks. 379 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,324 -What the fuck? -Shit. 380 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:49,451 My, God! Fuck! 381 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:53,163 Sorry. I thought you were someone else. 382 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,457 It's fine. Don't worry about it. 383 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:00,420 Heard they shook you out there. 384 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:04,257 No. That was on me, not them. 385 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,553 Doesn't seem like you forgive and forget so easy. 386 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:10,263 -[toilet flushes] -[door opens] 387 00:23:14,017 --> 00:23:15,685 Forget? [scoffs] 388 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,776 I wake up in sweat puddles from nightmares every night. 389 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,240 I jump if I hear a loud noise. 390 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,911 [sighs] 391 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,833 And I will never fucking forgive them. 392 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,293 I mean, shit, if I'd had a gun on me in that yard, 393 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,171 I would have mowed them down without thinking twice about it. 394 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:48,426 [grunts] But those girls were just excited about playing kickball. 395 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,389 They are horrible people who have hurt me, 396 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:56,143 and they're regular people who just want to play a game. 397 00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,729 Or get through the day. Or feel human. 398 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:04,568 And I just get so messed up when I can only see the horrible, 399 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:07,237 which is pretty much all the time. 400 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:13,535 But I don't know how to exist in the world with so much hate inside me. 401 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,127 Thanks. 402 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,005 [sighs] 403 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:41,897 Hey. 404 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:45,275 Brought you some snacks from the vending machine. 405 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:49,237 Wasn't sure if you liked sweet or salty, so I got you one of each. 406 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,781 I ain't hungry. 407 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:56,369 I heard they hired a new medical examiner. 408 00:24:58,079 --> 00:24:59,789 That should be good for your case, right? 409 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:02,375 I guess. 410 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,341 Taystee, I know what you're going through is rough. 411 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:12,552 But even if you're not feelin' it, you gotta turn it on now. 412 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,681 Hey, you gotta let them meet 413 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,518 the smart, funny, caring, full-of-life Taystee. 414 00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:23,688 The Taystee who deserves to be free. 415 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:29,361 The Taystee that makes up spontaneous rap songs about badminton. 416 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,197 It was croquet because it rhymes with Kanye. 417 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,324 See that? That's what I'm talking about. 418 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:39,663 How am I supposed to get a bunch of strangers 419 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:43,416 to care about me when my own friend don't give a damn? 420 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,837 Don't nobody give a damn about me. 421 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,465 Jesus. 422 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:54,386 I quit my job over you. 423 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:59,182 All those people in the gallery every day... 424 00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,602 they care what happens to you too. 425 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,188 [sniffling] 426 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,357 I bet you even Cindy does. 427 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:12,320 Who knows what went on behind the scenes with her? 428 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,241 [Taystee exhales heavily] 429 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,285 You think this is what Poussey would have wanted? 430 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:22,914 That's right. I said her name. 431 00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:25,709 I should have said her name. 432 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:30,046 Taystee, you still got a chance. 433 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:35,385 What you say on that stand tomorrow matters a lot. 434 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:39,431 So you gotta get in there and you gotta fight like hell for yourself, 435 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,975 just like you did during the riot. 436 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,104 Who knows? 437 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,902 Maybe that jury will surprise you. 438 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:59,117 But they're not gonna get the chance if you've already given up. 439 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,332 Tell me you haven't given up. 440 00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,875 [crying] 441 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,923 -[inmate] What the fuck? -Time's up. 442 00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:20,597 Yo, Hell-man... 443 00:27:22,974 --> 00:27:24,476 wanna earn a quick three-hundy? 444 00:27:25,226 --> 00:27:27,729 I can only fit eight grams in one burrito. 445 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,481 If I start bringing in two burritos, 446 00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,649 it'll look suspicious on account of I'm not a fat-ass. 447 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:36,071 This ain't about drugs. I need you to dirty up Chapman's record. 448 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,157 How dirty we talking? 449 00:27:39,866 --> 00:27:42,077 Mmm. Maybe you catch her making brass knuckles 450 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,038 out of an old Preparation H tube? 451 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,833 Or find a dime bag of weed in her cooch? Dealer's choice. 452 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:53,755 So long as she gets, uh, another, say, two, three years. 453 00:27:54,547 --> 00:28:00,136 I'll take your money, but, uh, I also want something else. 454 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:04,265 [chuckling] 455 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,477 It's been a while since I choked on a chubby, 456 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,938 but it's like riding a bike, no? 457 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:15,276 Yeah, a fat, leaking, flesh-bike that rams into your tonsils. 458 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:19,322 -It's all coming back to me now. -Not you. Ugh. 459 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,283 I want Mulan and Jasmine over there. 460 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:27,288 Someone's got a thing for Pan-Asian Disney princesses. 461 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,209 The year I turned 13, my little sister used to watch that shit on a loop. 462 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,962 Interesting. Answer me this. 463 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:38,675 Do you go one on each side or is it more of an alternating suck? 464 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,219 That's my business. We got a deal or what? 465 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,265 I think I can arrange your little feast from the East. 466 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:48,059 But, so you know, Teng is a competitive swimmer 467 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:49,477 and Chambal's from northern Maine. 468 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:53,982 So, you got more of an Ariel-Elsa situation, if you ask me. 469 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:57,569 You want your incident report, go get me my Oriental combo. 470 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:03,366 Fine, but if I make this happen, price goes down to two-hundy. 471 00:29:04,659 --> 00:29:08,329 Listen to you, bargaining like an Arab at a flea market. 472 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,373 Let's see you make it happen. 473 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,834 Then I might be in a better mood to negotiate. 474 00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,262 [Ward] So this is where you've been all day. 475 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:26,181 Yeah, doing Fig's job for her. 476 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:29,684 New company directive. We turn all our inmate files into scores. 477 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,061 -Sounds about right. -[chuckles] 478 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:35,148 Hey, I was wondering if I could get a personal day tomorrow. 479 00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:36,816 What for? [sighs] 480 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:38,693 It's personal. 481 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:42,363 Yeah. You get your shift covered, the day's all yours. 482 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,157 Good. [sighs] Thanks. 483 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:48,161 Sure must take a lot out of you, turning people into numbers. 484 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:52,957 [grunts] You know, once you get in the flow, 485 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,918 it's actually kind of relaxing. [chuckles] 486 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:56,711 [sighs] 487 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,839 [Luschek grunting] Warm-ups. 488 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,012 Hey, you came back. 489 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,517 I can't stay. I need to talk to you about something important. 490 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,520 Me too. Is cumbia a type of music or a person? 491 00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:15,313 This is serious. 492 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:16,898 Hola, amiga. 493 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:19,442 Thought Badison told you not to show your face around here. 494 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,444 Hey, shut up. 495 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,655 This class is open to everyone. 496 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,824 All right, uh, what's up? 497 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:27,784 Talk to you later. 498 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:33,039 Just 'cause you moved blocks don't mean we forgot you, Mendoza. 499 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,917 Yeah, now we double-hate you, D-Bitch. 500 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,421 Hey! Hey... that was not cool, ladies. 501 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,174 Dance in the back of the class today and think about your behavior. 502 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,218 [both scoff] 503 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,887 What's the square root of 4,096? 504 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,347 Sixty four. 505 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:55,603 But thanks to PolyCon GED program, my options are infinite. 506 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,522 I sure hope I pass. 507 00:30:57,605 --> 00:31:01,150 I don't want normal and easy and simple. 508 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,194 I want... 509 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,321 I want... 510 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,366 I want painful... 511 00:31:09,909 --> 00:31:12,954 difficult... devastating-- 512 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,497 Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. 513 00:31:14,581 --> 00:31:18,585 [grunts] That is Olivia Pope from Scandal. 514 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:20,378 I am trying to help here. 515 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,882 Okay, let's just do it again. 516 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,926 I thought being in this video would be less boring 517 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:30,388 than sitting in my cell all day, but I can admit when I'm wrong. Can I leave? 518 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:34,142 If I have to be here, you have to be here. 519 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,060 Maybe if someone didn't keep fucking up-- 520 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:40,648 No. No, no. Um, I am playing the moment. 521 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:44,235 Okay, people. Hello. Okay. 522 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:49,240 You need to stick to the script. 523 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,784 You, lose the sourpuss. 524 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:53,745 And when you say your line, 525 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:57,790 I need you to look up to the sky and put your hands together in prayer. Okay? 526 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:59,083 [scoffs] Not happening. 527 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:01,127 You and God have a break-up? 528 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,378 None of your fucking business. 529 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,838 Um... 530 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,925 I'll do it. Or if you want, 531 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:11,262 I can give it more of a, uh, Jewish vibe. 532 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:14,015 Or Hindu. 533 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:19,479 You know, Buddhists just mostly sit, but I do have a believable satanist. 534 00:32:19,562 --> 00:32:22,231 Why don't you say the lines as written, okay, Meryl Streep? 535 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,069 Let's get through this fucking thing already, please. 536 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,446 You always so angry? 537 00:32:28,529 --> 00:32:30,073 Fuck off. 538 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,991 It wasn't an insult. 539 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,160 Rage can be very useful. 540 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,496 You wanna be useful? 541 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,707 What are you talking about? 542 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,336 D-Block's gearing up for battle, so if you want in... 543 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:46,297 -[Linda] Why aren't we rolling? -[woman] I'm changing the battery. 544 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,966 ...Daddy says now's your big chance. 545 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:51,511 -[woman] All set. -[Linda] Thank you. And action. 546 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,973 What's the square root of 4,096? 547 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,516 -Sixty-four. -Sixty-four. 548 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:59,394 Ah, dang it. Sorry. Sorry. 549 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,689 [printer whirring] 550 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,359 Hey, you got my list? 551 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,695 Yep. Hot off the presses. 552 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:10,613 It was a pain in the ass, but they're all here, 553 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:13,449 ranked in order from one to 635. 554 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:14,367 Excellent. 555 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,035 What's all this for anyhow? 556 00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:18,871 Some new PolyCon directive that has us replacing 557 00:33:18,955 --> 00:33:21,040 all the short-sentenced, well-behaved inmates 558 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:24,002 with more violent long-termers who'll give us more bang for the buck. 559 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,005 So corporate gets rich and we get stuck with the worst of the worst, huh? 560 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,256 Basically, yeah. 561 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,925 Oh, and the top 25 on the list get released on Friday, 562 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,886 so you'd better get going on that outtake prep. 563 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,264 Dinner's on me if you have to stay late. 564 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:40,560 See, silver lining. Just keep it under 12 bucks. 565 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,313 [sighs] 566 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,067 [Red] Fucking Carol. 567 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:51,738 She has the attention span of a gnat. 568 00:33:51,821 --> 00:33:56,451 Wooing me with her card games and her deep-conditioning hooch. 569 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,911 -And then one tiny setback... -[sighs] 570 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:03,249 That last nose-break fixed my snoring. Have you noticed? 571 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:05,084 You should be able to sleep like a baby now. 572 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,545 How can I sleep knowing Frieda's in Florida 573 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:11,424 living the life of Riley while I'm stuck in this cesspool, 574 00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:14,552 missing all the good years with my grandchildren? 575 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,096 I find that the trick is to let go of your anger 576 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,807 -and focus on what you have. -[scoffs] 577 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:24,187 I lost my sense of smell, but I still have my smemories. 578 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,232 Like Pop-Pop's tater tot pie. 579 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:30,735 Smells are not children. 580 00:34:30,818 --> 00:34:34,614 My sniffer's never coming back. Your grandkids can still visit. 581 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,325 I've been begging my son for months. 582 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,875 Those babies were my one chance to get it right. 583 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:50,004 They only love you when they're little, you know. 584 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,592 And Frieda, she's taken all that away from me. 585 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,763 Ten more years. [sniffles] 586 00:34:58,846 --> 00:35:00,640 And she got Carol 30. 587 00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:02,934 Yeah, which is three times worse. 588 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,977 And look how well Carol managed to let it go. 589 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:09,107 I should have known someone so petty couldn't be trusted. 590 00:35:11,567 --> 00:35:15,238 No, if I want Frieda dead... 591 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:18,866 I'll have to do it myself. 592 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,078 Or you could choose to be happy. 593 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:25,498 Isn't it impossible to get into Florida anyway? 594 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:29,794 Bin Laden was squirreled away in a Pakistani compound for ten years, 595 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,547 but they eventually got to him, didn't they? 596 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,675 Good on Obama for that one. 597 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:40,596 The key is to stay vigilant and keep focused. 598 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,557 Something Carol knows nothing about. 599 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,395 One minute she's with me, and the next she's only into her stupid gang war. 600 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:50,314 I really hope I'm out of here before that starts. 601 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,359 Oh, my poor girl. 602 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:56,571 You don't know, do you? 603 00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:58,614 Know what? 604 00:35:58,698 --> 00:36:00,575 You're not getting out early. 605 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,246 That was Carol having her fun with you. 606 00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:11,419 That fucking bitch. 607 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,674 Not so easy to let it go, is it? 608 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,470 [indistinct chatter] 609 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:28,769 Hey, there's the famous radio DJ. How you doing, FYI Flava Flav? 610 00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:32,690 It's actually DIY Fly Flaca, but pretty good, I guess. 611 00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:36,944 You know, I'm a big fan of the show. I never miss it. 612 00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:39,238 -[Flaca] Mmm. -Um... 613 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,534 Does Luschek still, uh, oversee that for you? 614 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:49,081 If by "oversee," you mean sleeps in a chair nearby, then yeah. 615 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,628 You ever think about having guests on your show to mix things up a bit? 616 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,464 [sighs] Right now, I don't even have a cohost. 617 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,716 They're keeping Cindy overnight for Taystee's trial. 618 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:02,720 But even when she is here, she's all, "Wah, my guilt this, ow, my back that." 619 00:37:02,803 --> 00:37:05,264 [scoffs] Must be a Jewish thing. 620 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:08,601 You know what? 621 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:12,521 If you want, I could cohost with you until she gets back. 622 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:13,940 I'm very entertaining. 623 00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:15,858 You are? 624 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,861 Yeah, okay. Check this out. 625 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,866 What did the snail say on the back of the turtle? 626 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,578 Whee! 627 00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,956 [chuckles] 628 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,460 Oh, you get it? 'Cause... 629 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:39,257 We do more of a casual banter thing. You think you could do that? 630 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,803 You kidding me? I could banter like I invented it. 631 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:52,353 Sorry, I've got the girls double-booked. 632 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,440 That's okay. [sighs] '80s bangs aren't really my thing. 633 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:04,240 Bonnie, Gail, give us a few minutes. 634 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:12,790 [Alex clears throat] 635 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,086 You got a lot of nerve, interrupting my beauty hour. 636 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,006 You need to get Badison under control. 637 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:23,968 Since when did you start telling me what to do? 638 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:27,138 Since your minion became hell-bent on stealing Piper's date. 639 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,682 [scoffs] So Badison's a shit-stirrer. 640 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,602 She's like the fucking handheld blender of shit-stirring. 641 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,563 Girl goes rogue every now and again, 642 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,815 but at the end of the day, she does what I need her to. 643 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:41,360 Like bringing in those phones? Because that was actually my idea. 644 00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:45,114 The connection to Luschek? Mine. 645 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,407 She never mentioned it. 646 00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,616 Of course she didn't. 647 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:53,289 Badison's so desperate to be your top dog, she'll never give someone else credit. 648 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:56,292 You're a very smart woman, Carol. 649 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:58,753 I honestly don't know why you keep her around. 650 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:02,882 Maybe because she's so desperate to stay my top dog. 651 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,300 And she's got her moves. 652 00:39:04,383 --> 00:39:07,011 Please! I had better moves in the eighth grade. 653 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,055 By the time I was 21, 654 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:12,433 I was moving 50 kilos of black tar through three continents. 655 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:14,810 You still got connections? 656 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:16,937 That depends. 657 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,941 You gonna keep Badison from giving Piper more time? 658 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:23,903 [chuckles] You must really love this girl. 659 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,449 Yeah, I do. [chuckles softly] 660 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:34,622 I do this for you... it means you're working for me now. 661 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,125 Then I guess we have a deal. 662 00:39:57,728 --> 00:39:59,146 [indistinct chatter] 663 00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:07,488 Hey, excuse me. 664 00:40:08,697 --> 00:40:09,990 You're head of the guards, right? 665 00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:11,867 That's me. 666 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:16,122 So if drugs are coming into the prison, you're responsible? 667 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:21,293 What do you mean? 668 00:40:22,461 --> 00:40:26,048 I mean that drugs are coming into the prison, 669 00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:30,052 and I'm here, as a good citizen... 670 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,221 to turn them in. 671 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,559 Normally, I have no interest in any of this, 672 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:41,063 but these drugs are being planted on me by my sociopathic cellmate, 673 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,983 who is determined to see me in here till eternity. 674 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,610 Any idea where she got them? 675 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:50,156 No... but girls talk. 676 00:40:51,198 --> 00:40:53,367 Especially to me. They just open up. 677 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:59,039 So, if you agree to protect me, I'd be more than happy to sniff around, 678 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,666 find out exactly who's bringing in what. 679 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,170 Appreciate the help. 680 00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:06,964 Likewise. 681 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:18,642 Ms. Jefferson, you were sentenced to Litchfield camp 682 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:21,729 on a low-level, non-violent drug offense. Is that correct? 683 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:22,897 -Yes, ma'am. -[mic feedback] 684 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,773 -[jurors exclaim] -[Taystee clears throat] 685 00:41:24,857 --> 00:41:28,402 Sorry. Uh, yes, I was. 686 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,488 And were you guilty of that crime? 687 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:35,618 Yes. That is why I pled guilty instead of going to trial. 688 00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:36,660 [door opens] 689 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:43,417 Could you tell the members of the jury how that drug charge came about? 690 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,629 [Taystee] Well... [sighs] 691 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:52,968 Um, when I aged out of group home, I didn't have nowhere else... 692 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:58,474 Excuse me... anywhere else to live. 693 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:02,353 So, I stayed with a lady dealer, who gave me a bed 694 00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:05,189 in exchange for me handling her account books. 695 00:42:05,689 --> 00:42:08,317 Um, that's because I'm good at math. 696 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,529 How many years did you live in a group home? 697 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:17,326 Pretty much my entire life. Or at least for as long as I can remember. 698 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:18,994 [lawyer] And what was that like for you? 699 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:22,331 Objection. I don't see how Ms. Jefferson's childhood is relevant. 700 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,541 I'm getting there. 701 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,875 I'll allow it. 702 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,256 I was asking, what was the group home environment like for you? 703 00:42:30,839 --> 00:42:32,216 Loud. 704 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:36,387 I mean, when you get eight or nine kids in a house, 705 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:41,350 it's a lot of fighting. So, I was usually the one breaking it up. 706 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:45,354 You know, the peacemaker. Or the referee. 707 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:48,732 So your role as lead negotiator in the riot, 708 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,734 that was a familiar one for you? 709 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,194 Yes. Yes, it was. 710 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:55,739 Ms. Jefferson, why would you take on this leadership role in the riot 711 00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:59,285 when you could have very easily chosen not to participate? 712 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:04,290 [sighs] Well, I had a best friend once. 713 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:12,214 And the entire time I knew her, she never let me down. 714 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:16,677 Uh, and then she was killed by a guard, 715 00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:19,430 uh, when she didn't even do nothing. 716 00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,808 [sighs] Anything. 717 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:28,397 Uh, and even then, I never lost hope 718 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:33,485 because when she was alive, my friend, Poussey, 719 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:37,489 [chuckles] she never did, even when life was rough. 720 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:41,910 So I chose to participate in the riot 721 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:46,123 because I wanted justice for her death. 722 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:53,339 So your best friend was killed by a guard... 723 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:56,634 and yet you weren't seeking revenge? 724 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:57,718 No. 725 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,013 I never wanted anybody else to die. 726 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:07,394 All I wanted was for the person who killed my friend 727 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,980 to be up here where I am now, 728 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,316 telling you why he murdered... 729 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,570 Why he murdered an innocent person, 730 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:22,034 instead of me, explaining why I didn't kill a guilty one. 731 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,594 Scram, losers. 732 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:50,187 Hey, Carol. 733 00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,732 Sure you want to frizz up your new 'do with all this humidity? 734 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:55,567 What the fuck is wrong with you? 735 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:58,570 Chasing after Chapman on the playground when we're gearing up for war? 736 00:44:59,279 --> 00:45:00,697 Ever heard of multitasking? 737 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:03,951 Seems to me you can't even do the one fucking job I gave you. 738 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:08,288 Vause told me the phones were her idea and using Luschek as our pipeline. 739 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,667 [chuckles] Ideas are like assholes. 740 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:14,128 We all got 'em and most of 'em stink. 741 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,088 Doesn't matter who thought of what. 742 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:18,424 I'm the one on the ground running this thing. 743 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:19,967 Not anymore, you're not. 744 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,888 You're cutting me loose? In the middle of a freakin' war? 745 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:28,517 No. It's never a good idea to change horses midstream. 746 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:33,647 That's why I'm pairing you up with Vause. Double the flavor, double the fun. 747 00:45:33,730 --> 00:45:35,065 [chuckles] 748 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,609 No, forget it. I ain't working with her. 749 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:41,196 Keep mouthing off and you'll be working for her. 750 00:45:43,073 --> 00:45:45,868 And if I catch you trying to steal Chapman's date, 751 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:47,953 or messing with her in any way... 752 00:45:49,663 --> 00:45:53,083 you can bet your pasty white ass there'll be consequences. 753 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,673 [Linda] Hurry, we have two more scenes to go. 754 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,721 [Flaca] Um... 755 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:07,764 -Hey, Luschek. -[Luschek] Hey. 756 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,516 -[Gloria] Where you going? -Um-- 757 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,018 Are you wearing mascara? 758 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,479 It's manscara. 759 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:16,106 It turns out I'm the, uh, diversity hire for the video. 760 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,983 Don't worry, Alvarez'll take good care of you. 761 00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,568 Hello, let's keep it moving. 762 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,945 We're already way behind schedule. Come on. 763 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,614 Listen, I got to talk to you. 764 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:25,741 Just write me a note. 765 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:32,247 Stupid video. [scoffs] Can you believe they didn't ask me to be in it? 766 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:34,541 Maybe they thought I'd be too distracting. 767 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:37,586 Yeah, like, "Who's that hot girl in that lame video?" 768 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:41,131 [sighs] I could use some help over here. 769 00:46:41,215 --> 00:46:42,508 [Flaca] I'll do it. 770 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:45,052 [Gloria] Um, you want to help us? Get us some water. 771 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:47,721 [chuckles] I can't leave you unsupervised. 772 00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:51,975 How are we supposed to talk for two straight hours if our throats get dry? 773 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,186 Fine. I'll be back in a second. 774 00:46:54,269 --> 00:46:56,939 But technically, it's a minute-four, round trip, 775 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,815 plus the time it takes to fill the water. 776 00:46:59,816 --> 00:47:00,817 Um... excuse me. 777 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,952 -Where are you going? -Yeah, I'll be right there. 778 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:12,329 [vocalizing] 779 00:47:18,418 --> 00:47:20,671 [sputtering] 780 00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:23,840 [continues vocalizing] 781 00:47:36,436 --> 00:47:39,273 Let's go, Reznikov. You're late for visitation. 782 00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,233 I'm not expecting anyone. 783 00:47:41,316 --> 00:47:43,193 There's a couple of screaming babies in there 784 00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:45,696 and their parents just gave me your name. 785 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:48,824 I can't believe it. 786 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:52,911 He brought my grandchildren. 787 00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,080 See, what'd I tell you? 788 00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:58,125 The universe delivers a bounty as soon as you let things go. 789 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,961 The universe doesn't give a fuck about any of you. Look where you live. 790 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:04,298 Even you can't ruin this for me. 791 00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,842 -The day is still young. -Eh. 792 00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:16,101 Hey, guys, I'm calling off the whole Hellman thing. 793 00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:18,604 That's an ixnay on the BJ. Got it? 794 00:48:18,687 --> 00:48:20,731 Tell that to my dick breath. 795 00:48:20,814 --> 00:48:22,441 Aftertaste's even worse. 796 00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:25,068 How did you blow him already? It's not even noon. 797 00:48:25,152 --> 00:48:29,615 Oh. I used to be a big procrastinator. Then I read this book, Eat the Frog. 798 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,366 You read a book about sucking dick? 799 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,285 It's about procrastination. 800 00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:37,414 Says if you do your worst task first, rest of the day's easy in comparison. 801 00:48:37,497 --> 00:48:40,584 Shit. You didn't see where Hellman went, did you? 802 00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,045 Nope, but I saw where he came. 803 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,506 -[Badison sighs] -Yeah, you owe me some mouthwash, bitch. 804 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,846 [Hellman] Hey, boss, got a new incident report, 805 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,682 but all the file boxes are messed up. What should I do with it? 806 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:57,434 Just give it to me. 807 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,542 [baby crying] 808 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:30,175 Baba is coming. You wanna talk to her? Wanna talk to Baba? 809 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:31,885 You never met your grandkids before? 810 00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:34,680 The baby is still little and Kolya's only three. 811 00:49:34,763 --> 00:49:37,265 Or is it four? I've lost track. 812 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,518 My God, I don't even know what he likes. 813 00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:42,562 Probably trucks and trains, if he's anything like his father. 814 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,648 I wonder if he even speaks Russian. 815 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:48,151 Will he know to call me "Baba"? 816 00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,612 Oh, who cares. Let him call me "Grandma" if he wants. 817 00:49:50,696 --> 00:49:53,323 All right, inmates, you're up. 818 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,668 What the hell, lady? 819 00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:08,630 -Look me in the eye, coward. -[gasping] 820 00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,925 Back off. Out of the way. Out of the way! 821 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,887 -You were my friend. How could you? -[grunts] 822 00:50:15,971 --> 00:50:17,347 [Danilo] Reznikov! 823 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:20,142 You're off to the SHU. You ruined things all on your own. 824 00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:21,518 I trusted you, Frieda! 825 00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:25,105 And you threw me to the wolves like a bag of old meat. 826 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:29,484 And for what? Better TV and some extra pudding cups? 827 00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:39,244 -[baby continues crying] -Any minute. She's coming. 828 00:50:40,662 --> 00:50:41,997 [boy whining] 829 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:58,680 [clears throat] 830 00:50:59,514 --> 00:51:04,186 I came here today because, um, I thought that I could trust a guard. 831 00:51:05,061 --> 00:51:10,442 But these COs, they don't give a shit about protecting any of us. 832 00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:13,904 The truth is that they want us to fight 833 00:51:13,987 --> 00:51:16,823 because they're playing some sick game with us 834 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:20,327 where they score points for everything that we do. 835 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,829 Like the time that you had a fight with your bunkie, 836 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:26,750 or the one time, right, that you may have puked in the sink. 837 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:31,046 These fuckers... These fuckers score points from that. 838 00:51:31,129 --> 00:51:34,341 And we're too busy trying to kill each other to even notice. 839 00:51:34,424 --> 00:51:38,261 I mean, fuck, mamas, what are we doing to ourselves? 840 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,847 -[pounding on door] -No, wait. 841 00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:43,099 [Alvarez] Goddamn, open this door right now. 842 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:47,938 No. We're destroying ourselves while they cheer us on from the sidelines. 843 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:52,025 Listen, I'm not saying that we gotta be best friends or nothing like that, 844 00:51:52,108 --> 00:51:55,153 but, you know, for once, can't we just stop this shit 845 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:58,907 with the blue versus khaki, and just... 846 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:03,495 I don't know, man, be... be on the same side for once? 847 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,540 That was dope. Seriously. 848 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:10,919 I'm gonna let him in and then you gotta say all that shit on the air. 849 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,003 Wait. What do you mean? 850 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:15,423 Well, the guard has to come in and use their key to turn that switch. 851 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,259 But that was a great warm-up. 852 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:24,474 [exhales] What's going on in here? 853 00:52:24,558 --> 00:52:27,060 Honestly, uh, I have no idea. 854 00:52:27,143 --> 00:52:28,144 She's telling the truth. 855 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,939 She don't know nothing. I was the one that closed the door. 856 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:33,275 Go back to your cell, inmate. 857 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:40,156 Look. Look what I found. Your scoresheets. 858 00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:43,451 You sick fuck. You know what? 859 00:52:43,535 --> 00:52:46,454 Everyone is gonna find out what you're doing. 860 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:52,502 Well, they won't be hearing it from you because you are going to the SHU. 861 00:52:57,632 --> 00:52:59,384 [indistinct chatter] 862 00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,529 I fixed it. 863 00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:21,364 What do you mean? 864 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,825 You know how you said going to a CO wouldn't work? 865 00:53:24,492 --> 00:53:29,289 Well, the trick was going above their heads 866 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,541 to the big boss, Hopper. 867 00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,960 I explained the situation to him and I promised him 868 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:38,798 that I would give him intel on inter-prison goings-on, 869 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:41,301 and it worked. 870 00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,595 I just walked through the common area 871 00:53:43,678 --> 00:53:48,516 and Badison walked around me. [chuckles] 872 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,144 -I think she even kind of smiled. -Mmm. 873 00:53:51,227 --> 00:53:54,481 That's creepy. It's good, but it's creepy. 874 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:58,485 Now we can spend the rest of our time in here without living in fear. 875 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,863 Nice job. I'm glad it all worked out. 876 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:05,408 I love you so much. 877 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:08,411 I love you too, Pipes. 878 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,955 Now what about that grad school app? 879 00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:14,125 Because I was thinking, the trick is to put the right spin on it. 880 00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:17,921 Like, instead of saying "former drug dealer," 881 00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:23,927 we could say that you were VP of sales and distribution 882 00:54:24,010 --> 00:54:27,347 for Kubra Industries Worldwide. 883 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:31,393 Very doublespeak creative. I like it. 884 00:54:31,476 --> 00:54:34,938 But, alas, you are too late. I already sent it in. 885 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,732 You ate the frog. Didn't I tell you that was a good book? 886 00:54:37,816 --> 00:54:40,902 Oh, you ate the application frog! 887 00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,738 You better be careful or we'll get shots again. 888 00:54:54,749 --> 00:54:56,042 You like it? 889 00:54:57,293 --> 00:54:58,461 Oh, yeah. 890 00:55:00,338 --> 00:55:01,756 She's-- She's a beauty. 891 00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:04,050 Good. 892 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,221 Kickball game's in two days. 893 00:55:08,304 --> 00:55:11,057 You need to make enough of these for all the girls. 894 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:14,936 Vause get one too? 895 00:55:17,188 --> 00:55:21,651 Let her handle the business front. I only give weapons to my warriors. 896 00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,536 [indistinct chatter] 897 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:04,778 [Daddy clears throat] 898 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:16,873 But thanks to PolyCon GED program, my options are infinite. 899 00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:19,751 The state of Connecticut is going to eat it up. 900 00:56:19,834 --> 00:56:21,836 They love seeing black people learning in prison. 901 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,881 It makes them feel like they're helping, but also that they're safe. 902 00:56:24,964 --> 00:56:26,257 [knock at door] 903 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:27,342 Excuse me. 904 00:56:27,425 --> 00:56:29,761 You give those early release files to the parole board yet? 905 00:56:29,844 --> 00:56:32,305 No, I haven't had time to review them. 906 00:56:32,388 --> 00:56:34,224 Good. Uh, I gotta make an update. 907 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:38,103 Well, you better hurry up because it's due in 14 minutes. 908 00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:41,815 Take your time. We're gonna be here a while. 909 00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,191 Watch this one. 910 00:56:43,274 --> 00:56:46,277 This is like that Michelle Pfeiffer movie where she's the teacher. 911 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:47,862 [sighs] 912 00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:49,906 [rock song playing] 913 00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:25,859 [printer whirring] 914 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:46,337 ♪ Freedom, freedom ♪ 915 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:49,007 ♪ 'Freedom ♪ 916 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:55,638 ♪ Freedom, freedom ♪ 917 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,348 ♪ Freedom ♪ 918 00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:50,902 ♪ Freedom, freedom ♪