1 00:00:07,465 --> 00:00:08,633 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:12,075 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 4 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,367 [cell door slams] 6 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,705 [indistinct chatter over TV] 7 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,209 So this is what you do? 8 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:27,378 You promise endless shrimp, then disappear all night? 9 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:30,882 Leave me sitting around, getting sick off your fucking nana's endless farts? 10 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:34,594 Like you ain't got a phone or nothing? Huh? 11 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,014 Yeah, air that shit out. Stink like she already dead in the inside. 12 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:41,518 Then she got the balls to say I smell like a prostitute. 13 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,560 Ricky. 14 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,480 It's time for fresh air, okay. You've been cooped up too long. 15 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:47,106 I'll be right inside. 16 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,573 You're not gonna say nothing? 17 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:58,827 I sat here not knowing whether you was dead or fucking somebody. 18 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,291 I knew that company was corrupt. 19 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,254 Do you have any idea what could happen to me if I got caught with this? 20 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,214 I don't know. That shit ain't mine! 21 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,466 I should have known. Once a felon, always a felon. 22 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,470 At least someone's making fucking money here. 23 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,807 'Cause you ain't making shit. I got kids in the system! 24 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:24,394 How am I supposed to fit them in this tiny-ass place? They're fucking big! 25 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:28,356 Are you seriously still attacking me? After you used me as a goddamn drug mule? 26 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,859 You're provoking me. I'm provoked. 27 00:02:30,942 --> 00:02:34,988 Stupid-ass me, fallin' for a loser CO who's afraid to make real money. 28 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:36,364 I am not a loser. 29 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:38,449 Oh, no? You a nine-to-five rent-a-cop. 30 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,161 Hanging out with your loser coworkers like they're your friends, 31 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:44,164 eating donuts and playing stupid fucking games all day. 32 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,960 You get paid to sit in a prison. That's what you want to do with your life? 33 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:52,297 Until you're 60 and fat and still broke as shit? 34 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:56,175 My job has a great retirement package, okay? And people respect me. 35 00:02:56,259 --> 00:03:02,015 [Nana] Ricky, I plotched again. I need a new Depends. And bring the wipes. 36 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:05,977 You heard her. Go change her shitty diaper, nana's boy. 37 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,688 [Nana] Ricky! 38 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:12,609 Enjoy the rest of your loser life. 39 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,445 [Nana] Ricky! 40 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:25,788 [door slams] 41 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,248 [Nana] Ricky! 42 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:30,043 [Piper panting] Yes! Great hustle, guys. 43 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,672 Great hustle, everybody. Against the wall for suicides. 44 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,257 Well, this took a dark turn. 45 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,051 It's a sprinting exercise. 46 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:43,806 You run to the three-point line and back, half court, back, full court, back. 47 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,016 -[Badison] No, no. -Let's go. 48 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:48,603 [panting] Fuck all this running. Kickball is 90% standing around. 49 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:50,939 [Piper] Wanna beat D-Block, we gotta get in better shape. 50 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,192 The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can start scrimmaging. 51 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:57,070 Or we can start scrimmaging right now. 52 00:03:57,153 --> 00:04:00,156 Let's go. Three-point line. Yes, three-point line. 53 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,951 Unbelievable. Chapman was supposed to be my secret weapon, 54 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,536 but now all she's doing is distracting people 55 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,747 from their drug addictions and unemployment. 56 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,708 -I thought that was a good thing. -Mm. 57 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,754 Yes! All right, nice work, you guys. Nice job. 58 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,714 Okay! Way to go. 59 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,259 [Suzanne] Um... 60 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,803 She doesn't look so good. 61 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,763 [retches] 62 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,390 -[all exclaim] -Oh! 63 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,891 [inmates laugh] 64 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:29,894 [Badison] The fuck you laughin' at? 65 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,523 You never seen anybody hurl before? I'm injured. 66 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:34,732 You all right? 67 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:46,828 We could bury her alive with a flashlight and shovel, 68 00:04:46,911 --> 00:04:51,207 so she tries to dig her way out until she reaches the bulletproof mirror 69 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,875 just below the surface 70 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:59,132 where she is forced to bear witness to her slow, inevitable death. 71 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:05,013 Nah. Frieda's a rat. She likes burrowing. I don't want her to enjoy any part of it. 72 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:08,099 Jesus! Whatever happened to body hair? 73 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,809 If I wanted shaved legs, I'd date a woman. 74 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:11,853 I prefer smooth. 75 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,814 Dmitri has a back like a Yeti. 76 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:18,234 We could feed her feet first to an anaconda. 77 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,278 [chuckles] She does hate snakes. 78 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:25,283 Although I'm craving something a little more practical. 79 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:29,495 Practical isn't the game. The game is fantasy murder. 80 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:32,874 What if we paid someone in Florida a large sum of money 81 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,876 to slit her throat with a shiv? 82 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,753 I give it four for creativity. 83 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:41,049 Four for creativity, sure, but ten for it's actually happening. 84 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:44,927 As in... done deal. 85 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:46,929 [scoffs] 86 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:48,973 Bullshit. 87 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:50,099 Bulltrue. 88 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,978 What does it mean, this "bulltrue"? Is it an American thing? 89 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,188 It's a me thing. 90 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:59,192 And it means that rat bitch, Frieda, will be dead by the end of the week. 91 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,735 Enough games. 92 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:04,697 Now, there's a face worth sitting on. 93 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,032 Huh? 94 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,158 Yeah. 95 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,702 And then she barfed. 96 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:13,790 Looked kinda like this. And I said, "Ding, ding, ding. 97 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,793 She must be the killer Carol sent to kill you, 98 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:21,631 because she is barfy because she has nerves." 99 00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:25,051 Like that time I had to keep the secret of Grace's surprise party. 100 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:29,806 So then, I threw up in my backpack every day for a week. 101 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,099 And then on the candles. 102 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,767 [Frieda] Badison's too valuable. 103 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:36,896 Carol likes to use expendables to do her dirty work. 104 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:40,775 I definitely had my detective cap on, so no one else stood out. 105 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:44,487 Although, to be honest, they all seemed like criminals to me. 106 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:47,406 Could still be someone in here. 107 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,992 Someone crafty. 108 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:54,372 -Remember those Popsicle sticks we found? -I found, you stole. 109 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:57,625 The point is, a real detective suspects everyone, 110 00:06:57,708 --> 00:07:01,254 especially the ones you'd least suspect. 111 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,589 It might be somebody right under our noses. 112 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:08,094 Hey, y'all. Anybody want my pudding? Been having this lactose issue lately. 113 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,346 -I'll take it. -No, poison! 114 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:14,183 You're cleaning that up. 115 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,852 [imitates gun firing] 116 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:19,105 It was vacuum sealed, Sherlock. 117 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,899 Right. Sorry. 118 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:25,987 Yeah, there's... Looks like some got on my shoe. 119 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,864 If you just wanna dab that up. 120 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,658 [Frieda] You wanna be helpful? Go gather some intel. 121 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:33,369 Ask leading questions, like they do on TV. 122 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,537 Ah... 123 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,122 I'm gonna take a nap. 124 00:07:36,205 --> 00:07:38,708 Don't you want me to bodyguard you while you sleep? 125 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,461 Oh. You do your best work in the field. 126 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:44,338 Now, get to it before the killer gets away. 127 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,343 Hey, there's a killer? 128 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,470 Oh... 129 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:53,264 It's a whole thing. 130 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,767 It's a girl. 131 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:59,479 You see that "G" shape? That is a "G" for "girl." 132 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,939 Plus, you've gotten uglier since we met. 133 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,901 Your little girl is trying to steal your beauty. 134 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,988 No, you're wrong. The poop's wrong. I already know it's a boy. 135 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,448 What makes you so sure? 136 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,783 Did you boil a chicken heart while I wasn't looking? 137 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:14,827 I gotta go with Miss Cleo on this one. 138 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:17,663 Your left boob, noticeably larger than your right boob. 139 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,582 So my money's on a tiny vagina. 140 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,084 Miss Cleo is Caribbean. You are racist. 141 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,461 [Nicky] Okay, my bad. 142 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:29,008 By the way, I heard some rats squeaking over by the phone booth. 143 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:30,510 Might be the kids trying 144 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:33,513 to Incredible Journey their way back home to you. 145 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,348 You might wanna go meet 'em halfway. 146 00:08:35,431 --> 00:08:37,350 Nice try. None of them survived the poison. 147 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:41,187 They told me in my dreams. Next time, just ask me to leave. 148 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,899 That was too soon, Nicky. 149 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,153 All right, listen to me, Lorna. 150 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:54,575 We might be on the wrong side of history with this whole balls-deep-in-Barb thing. 151 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,743 What do you mean? 152 00:08:56,577 --> 00:09:00,289 All right. Barb is pulling the trigger on Carol. 153 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,168 She's planning on whacking her whole posse tomorrow at the salon. 154 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:08,214 I don't see how waxing her whole pussy is gonna help kill Carol, 155 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:13,844 but I am sure that Barb has a great plan, 'cause she is a very smart leader. 156 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,179 She has a very high IQ. 157 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,306 You got corn in your ears or something? 158 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:22,562 Barb is going after Carol's whole gang, right? 159 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,982 So Carol and Red are like the fuckin' Bobbsey Twins now. 160 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,609 If this goes down the way Barb wants it to, 161 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,611 Red is gonna wind up with a mouth for a neck. 162 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,530 Maybe she should have thought about that 163 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,992 before she climbed in bed with that evil, lying bitch, Carol. 164 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,118 Are you being serious? 165 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:41,872 I mean, I know you love a bandwagon, but this is Red we're talking about. 166 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,709 Hey! 167 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,545 This is a woman who protected you for years. 168 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:50,923 Who made you butter cookies after Christopher threatened to kill you. 169 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,883 She can't protect me anymore, Nicky. 170 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:57,263 And Vinnie says it's very important to have a powerful family to protect you. 171 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,557 Like the Gambinos or the Sopranos. 172 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,809 -Mmm-hmm. -I have a baby to think about. 173 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,437 You don't understand. 'Cause you is not a mother. 174 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:08,733 You are right about that. But you know who is, right? Red. 175 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,361 I don't know, Nicky. 176 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,281 Sometimes, I wonder whose team you're really on. 177 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,673 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me. 178 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:37,303 I couldn't pass up the chance to tell you "Go fuck yourself" in person. 179 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:40,931 I understand you might harbor some resentment towards me. 180 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:45,269 I was hoping that maybe we could try and move past some of that. 181 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,730 Look, here it comes. 182 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:50,608 Go fuck yourself. 183 00:10:50,691 --> 00:10:53,778 Wait, Burset. Please? I'm here to talk about Tasha Jefferson. 184 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,821 Tasha Jefferson? What she got to do with me? 185 00:10:55,905 --> 00:11:00,201 MCC is trying to put her away for life for something she didn't do. 186 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:04,705 And I think that you... can help save her. 187 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,543 You got a minute. Make it count. 188 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:13,255 I have met with nearly a dozen other inmates like yourself... 189 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:18,177 who suffered terrible injustices at the hands of MCC, 190 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:21,222 and we're going public with a series of lawsuits. 191 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:25,643 Your horrific story of mistreatment can tip the scales. 192 00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:28,771 We can change the whole narrative of Jefferson's trial 193 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:31,148 with the publicity from this. 194 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,485 I see. 195 00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,822 You wanna use my story to help her. 196 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,158 Where was this help when I was askin' for it? 197 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:44,787 I know I screwed up when it came to you. I made mistakes. 198 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:47,415 And that's a big part of why I'm doing this. 199 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:52,169 I want to stop MCC from treating people the way they treated you... 200 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,005 starting with Tasha Jefferson. 201 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,760 You and Taystee, y'all fucking? 202 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:03,848 What? Oh, no. No, no. God, no. No. 203 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,309 Don't act like that's a dumb question. She was your secretary. 204 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:11,063 And everybody know you spend half the day with your hand down your pants. 205 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,941 All I ask is that you meet with the lawyer. 206 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,901 She thinks you have a very strong case. 207 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:20,448 Let her tell you why you're gonna win. Not for my sake, but for Taystee's. 208 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:31,292 Is that some Pilates shit? I ain't never been able to find my core. 209 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:35,504 I think, instead of a core, I have more of, like, a soft center. 210 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,547 Hey, T. 211 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:40,342 I missed you at lunch today. Your back still bothering you? 212 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,803 It's killing me. I'm broken. 213 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,971 Hey. 214 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,807 Well, you wanna play Six Degrees of Dr. Dre? 215 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,684 -Oh! -Get your mind off of it. 216 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,769 We been through every rapper in the game. 217 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:54,565 We both could use the distraction. My trial starts tomorrow. 218 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:58,527 That's tomorrow? Damn. 219 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:04,283 "Damn" is right, so play with me. Come on! 220 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,494 -Fine. -Okay. 221 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:09,663 All right, now, this one might be a little cray-cray, 222 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,332 but I believe in you. 223 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,709 E-40. 224 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,296 -Stuck. -[scoffs] 225 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:19,590 -Cake. -Okay, what? 226 00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,718 E-40 had that garbage single, "Savage," featuring Jazze Pha. 227 00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,636 All right. 228 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,180 Who did a collabo with Snoop on "Double Tap," 229 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,391 who was nominated for a Grammy for his work with Dre. 230 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,809 Okay, you got it. 231 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,853 "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang" 232 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,231 -That was a little easy. -Thank you. 233 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:37,608 -You get four points. -That's like ten-- 234 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,694 Jefferson. Is this your cell? 235 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,572 -We was just-- -No, that's a shot. 236 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,200 Now out, before I drag you out. 237 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,452 [sighs] 238 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,299 [sobs] 239 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,469 [exhales deeply] 240 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:20,109 Can we talk for a second? 241 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:21,902 I got nothing to say to you. 242 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:28,826 -There's a lot of bad blood between us-- -Then why the fuck are you talking to me? 243 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,953 I've been doing a lot of thinking. 244 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,998 A lot of praying, actually. 245 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:37,918 And I just wanted to tell you I forgive you. 246 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,712 Yeah? For what? 247 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,506 For getting me ten more years. 248 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:46,844 You forgive me? After you robbed me of my one chance to see my son? 249 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,637 Benny could have died. 250 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,806 My daughter's gonna be a teen by the time I get out. 251 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:55,811 Didn't seem worried about that when you was sticking flashlights up guards' asses. 252 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,271 You did that. Not me. 253 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,440 I'm not that person anymore. 254 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,483 You think you're a different person... 255 00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,904 'cause you said a couple of fuckin' prayers? 256 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:10,618 Let me save you a lot of time and frustration. 257 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,662 You were fucked up when God put you in this world, 258 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:17,499 and you're still gonna be fucked up when he takes you back out. 259 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,879 Saying some prayers ain't gonna do shit. 260 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,006 So don't bother. 261 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:32,640 Now, you should step away... before I do something stupid. 262 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,109 [grunts] 263 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,029 -It's important to stretch after exercise. -You and Badison playing nice? 264 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,448 She's a little out of shape, with the recent stabbing 265 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:54,328 and also... she's out of shape, but she's got passion. 266 00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:57,623 She's a vindictive psycho, and you unseated her as kickball queen. 267 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,792 Something tells me she's not the type to let that go. 268 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:02,169 Nothing to worry about. I've got this under control. 269 00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,587 Where have I heard that before? 270 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:07,091 Hmm. I can't remember, so I guess I'll just have to take your word for it. 271 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:11,720 Or you could come play with us, now that you're not handicapped anymore. 272 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:16,225 "Handicapped"? That's ableist. Anyway, I'm preoccupied. 273 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:17,977 -Mmm. I can see that. -Yeah. 274 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,354 Hmm. 275 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,567 "Apply now and earn your business degree online 276 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,152 in your spare time." 277 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,737 I was curious. 278 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,156 I thought I could become a CFO by the time I'm out 279 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,952 in four long, long, long years from now, 280 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,121 when I'm further down the other side of the hill. 281 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,916 You will always be peaking in my eyes. 282 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,210 That's like your mother telling you you're beautiful. 283 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,336 It's nice and all, but... 284 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:49,425 At least you're thinking about our future, when we are both out of prison 285 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,094 and we can wear pretty bras again. 286 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,014 I love it when you talk about sexy support garments. 287 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:59,810 This fucking application is giving me the stress sweats. 288 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,354 Is this shampoo or hooch? Can I use it? 289 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,774 It's for blondes, but desperate times... 290 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,283 Don't think I don't know what you're doing. 291 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,409 Combing my hair? 292 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,912 You like to come off all sweet with your big words 293 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,248 and your natural-lookin' blonde hair, 294 00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:23,959 but I dealt with fake bitches like you before. 295 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,714 You may have gotten over on me with this kickball bullshit, but I got plans, too. 296 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:32,593 This is just kickball. The only hustle here is around the bases. 297 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:36,388 Do I look like a fucking idiot? Let me explain how this works. 298 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:39,683 The C-Block bitches belong to me, and that's not gonna change 299 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:43,062 because a couple of retards wanna call you captain. 300 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,898 So slow your roll before you get hurt. 301 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:50,402 Look, Madison, you don't know me very well, so let me enlighten you a little. 302 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,613 I've done the behind the back thing, 303 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,824 the secret power grab thing, the gang thing. 304 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,284 I have done it all. 305 00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:02,039 This? This is just kickball. 306 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:08,504 It's one small fucking thing that I can do to make this place a little bit nicer 307 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,005 before I'm out in a few months. 308 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:14,760 So is it really so much to ask, that for this small amount of time 309 00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:19,973 that we have to be together, we get along, before you never have to see me again? 310 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,854 -A few months, huh? -Mmm. 311 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,900 Well. Interesting. A lot can happen between now and a few months. 312 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,443 [chuckles] 313 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,154 Maybe a guard finds drugs planted in your shoe. 314 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:39,076 Or you're forced to defend yourself and you end up in solitary. 315 00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,620 Or maybe you wake up with a bloody shiv in your hand 316 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:46,083 next to a dead body... and there's cheese up your nose. 317 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:51,463 The possibilities are endless, really. 318 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:56,802 So if I were you, I wouldn't go send any postcards just yet. 319 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,558 [Piper yelps] 320 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,770 [chuckles] See you at practice, captain. 321 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,856 [laughs] 322 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:18,323 So, when you were escaped out of prison, were you ever hired to murder anyone? 323 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:23,620 What? No. We were just having fun, all right? Until it wasn't fun anymore. 324 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:28,458 You know how everybody has, like, a dark side and a light side? 325 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:32,087 When it was light, it was cool. But when he would get dark, 326 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,464 I never knew how long the nighttime would last. 327 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,842 At least in here, there's a schedule. 328 00:19:36,925 --> 00:19:39,761 That's how I knew I had to come back and finish my time. 329 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,096 And also kill Frieda. 330 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:44,433 Jesus, no! For the last time, I'm not the killer. 331 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,852 Don't you know the first suspect is too obvious? 332 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,353 Don't you watch any cop shows? 333 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:51,565 I did, but then I started getting these nightmares 334 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,233 and I wasn't allowed to anymore. 335 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:58,405 Oh! Except for Inspector Gadget, but he dressed a little bit like this guy 336 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:01,950 who pulled his pee-pee out at me at the book fair, and... 337 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,453 couldn't get into it after that. 338 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,582 Yeah, well, what you want to do is, as a detective, 339 00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,043 you wanna find your special gift, right? 340 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:16,673 Like, are you OCD? Are you psychic? Are you good with human remains? 341 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,258 Ah! You mean poop. 342 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:21,094 No, I was thinking bones. But, come on, what are you good at? 343 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,596 Asking people a lot of questions. 344 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,848 -Is that helpful? -Yes. It's actually perfect. 345 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,227 Why don't you go around and ask people lots of questions, 346 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,313 say "perp" a lot, and eventually you'll find out who the killer is. 347 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,107 I'm gonna need a sidekick too, right? 348 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:38,278 So I can tell them what I'm thinking for the audience to hear? 349 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,157 Hell, why not? 350 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,790 Is this gonna take long? I got an overactive bladder. 351 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,999 [exhales sharply] 352 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,669 Just a few more minutes. 353 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,422 Would you describe yourself as someone crafty? 354 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:02,636 Well, I once made a sex toy out of a Pringles can, 355 00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,680 but the girth became an issue. 356 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:08,141 How long approximately would you say you've lived in this prison? 357 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,686 Approximately, a long-ass time. 358 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,939 -Would you say you never forget a face? -Depends on the face. 359 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,943 [sighs and clicks tongue] She died. 360 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,948 So I've been patient with you because I'm a nice person, 361 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:26,910 but my friend here, she ain't so nice. 362 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,746 No telling what she'll do if she loses her temper. 363 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:34,459 So why don't you answer my questions before she starts asking hers? 364 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,879 I'm sorry, dear. Did you say something? 365 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:49,474 "Dear Asking for Our Friends, I'm worried that I might be basic. 366 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,435 I've always loved a seasonal latte. 367 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:56,189 I've made life decisions based on inspirational quotes from the Internet, 368 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:59,234 and the movie The Sweetest Thing is literally my life. 369 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,278 Does that mean I'm basic?" 370 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:05,824 Hmm. That seems like a tough one. I think you should take this one, Tova. 371 00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:08,702 Basic seems like your area of expertise. 372 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:12,914 Sure thing, Flaca. It's actually really simple, folks. 373 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,168 If you spend all day worrying about your makeup, 374 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,171 even though you're locked up in a prison, you're basic. 375 00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:24,676 If you secretly love Taylor Swift and think that everyone is so mean to her? 376 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,053 Basic. 377 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:29,389 And if you write into radio shows to try and find out 378 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:32,225 whether or not you might be basic? 379 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:34,478 Sorry, boo, ya basic. 380 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:38,231 Well, you heard it from the expert herself. 381 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,942 The verdict is basic. [chuckles] 382 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:45,489 Have a think about your choices and we'll be back with more after this. 383 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,656 Stay tuned. 384 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,576 -[music playing faintly] -[Black Cindy] Oh! 385 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:54,081 Good choice. Love me a throwback. 386 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:54,998 [chuckles] 387 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:55,957 [gasps] 388 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,125 [groans in pain] 389 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,504 Is it really that bad? 390 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,047 You have no idea. 391 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,882 [Flaca] Back pain isn't about your back. 392 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:06,051 Dr. Sarno says nothing like physical pain 393 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,261 to distract you from your emotional fucked-upness. 394 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,513 Dr. Sarno? 395 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,057 Did you get that from a YouTube video or something? 396 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,642 -I read it in O Magazine. - Yeah. 397 00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:18,063 The only way to fix it is to figure out what you did wrong and make it right. 398 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,362 Hey, Hopper. 399 00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:28,031 Rough night? 400 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,076 Your ex-con girlfriend keep you awake with an all-night fuckathon? 401 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:34,287 -That is none of your business. -[Luschek] Sounds like a no. 402 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,331 It's nothing a donut can't fix. 403 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,376 -[Hopper] I'm not in the mood. -What? Donut Day is your favorite day. 404 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:42,087 I said I'm not in the mood. What is all this anyway? 405 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,089 Alvarez's ten-year anniversary at Max. 406 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:48,343 Technically, it was over the weekend if you factor in the leap years, but... 407 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:51,555 Ten years, that's a long time. Congratulations, buddy. 408 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,472 [Alvarez] Thanks. 409 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:56,434 Actually, now that you're here, I wanted to wait for Ginger too, 410 00:23:56,518 --> 00:24:00,438 but I'm worried if I don't say this now, that I'll never say it. 411 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:04,693 "These past ten years have been the best ten years of my life. 412 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,404 There's some work places that can be boring, 413 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:11,575 but working here is always exciting with the pranks, the inside jokes, 414 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,244 the running bets and, of course, Donut Fridays. 415 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:18,373 I can't imagine a better way to have spent the last ten years of my life 416 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,877 than being in this prison every day with such incredible friends, 417 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:26,631 and I hope that I have at least ten more years at 'Lynchfield' in my future. 418 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,716 Thank you." 419 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:36,099 Tough act to follow. Better start writing, Hopper. You're next. 420 00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:39,561 What? No. No, your counting's off. No way it's been ten years already. 421 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,478 It has, actually. 422 00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:46,735 I remember because I was here six months before I met you and made my first friend. 423 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:50,822 Coworker. I'm your coworker, Al. 424 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:53,241 Hmm. 425 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,336 Well, this party makes me want to kill myself. 426 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:10,884 Oh, speaking of, I caught inmate Sagher trying to tie her sheets into a noose. 427 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:15,138 So if all goes well, there might be some changes to the scoreboard. 428 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,140 -Know what I mean? -[Blake] Listen to yourself. 429 00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:20,185 This is a living, breathing human being we're talking about. 430 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,770 Not for long, though. 431 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:25,524 [Luschek] Mmm! 432 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:30,654 Fuck it. I'm done with this game. 433 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:31,947 Count me out. 434 00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,325 [Luschek chuckles] Ooh. 435 00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:38,536 Guess we'll have to divvy up his players. Silver lining. 436 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,538 We should wait for Ginger. 437 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,083 Why? She's too far behind to catch up. 438 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,876 Save her a donut. She'll be happy. 439 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,420 [Alvarez] Hopper? You wanna weigh in on this? 440 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,631 Whatever. 441 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,218 [Barbara] Do you hear me? 442 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:57,138 Hey. Too late for a fourth-quarter substitution? 443 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,724 Nicky, I thought you didn't approve of my plan. 444 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:05,981 I don't. You know, I think it's risky, uh, and there are too many variables, 445 00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:09,734 which is why you're gonna need at least one sober person with a brain 446 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,569 to make sure that things run smoothly. 447 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:16,241 Not that the rest of you don't seem like, you know, very intelligent people. 448 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:20,745 -I like where your head's at. -Yeah. 449 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:25,333 And that smart mouth might come in handy if the guards start asking questions. 450 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,837 So after our CO radios the guard in the hall, 451 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,173 you're only gonna have a few seconds to make your move. Okay? 452 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,634 Hutton, I need you to cause enough commotion 453 00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,680 to draw the ginger guard out and then the rest is up to you three. 454 00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:40,849 You're gonna be legends after today. 455 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:44,811 No one leaves that room alive. 456 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:59,326 [Red] You get rubbed and I get gray. Where's the justice? 457 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,828 [Carol chuckles] 458 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,339 [snores] 459 00:27:16,843 --> 00:27:18,053 [clears throat] 460 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,138 [hairdryer whirs] 461 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,601 Allergies. 462 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:26,853 [sighs] 463 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:28,855 [coughs] 464 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,440 [Nicky clears throat] 465 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:01,471 Hey, Young. Get over here. 466 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:13,775 [man over radio] Young, can you meet me outside D-Block? I got a situation. 467 00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,694 You gotta call somebody else. We may have a situation here. 468 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,113 [man over radio] Yeah, but-- 469 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,156 [Young] That can't be good. 470 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,241 It could be fake. 471 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,536 Maybe we should see how it plays out. 472 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,246 Why? You tryin' to get stabbed? 473 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:30,125 Protocol says she goes straight to protective Ad Seg till we figure it out. 474 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:31,668 I'll take her. 475 00:28:32,627 --> 00:28:33,545 Copy. 476 00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:36,965 Inmate Denning, your salon time is up. Come with me. 477 00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:38,258 Come with you where? 478 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:40,593 Where I take you. Let's go. 479 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,079 [woman over speakers] Who's a good girl? Hey, Ruthie, you want a treat? 480 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:09,831 Who's Momma's good girl? 481 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,250 Ruthie! Mommy loves you. 482 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,960 Hey, Ruthie! Ruth! 483 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:20,717 Excuse me. Why is Joseph Caputo's name on the inmate visitation list? 484 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,926 Hmm... 485 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,555 Probably because he wrote it there before visiting an inmate. 486 00:29:25,638 --> 00:29:27,098 And why would he visit inmates? 487 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,684 I'm not sure, but he has been here all day. 488 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,853 Apparently, he's a real player. 489 00:29:33,396 --> 00:29:34,814 Did you hear he's dating the warden? 490 00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,442 You... 491 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:43,531 [Suzanne] Yeah, I'm starting to think it might be a guard. 492 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:47,535 All the inmates we interviewed had pretty solid alibis. 493 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:51,331 [chuckles] That's impressive, considering the murder hasn't happened yet. 494 00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:54,459 True. Maybe we should start looking at a motive. 495 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:59,130 Look, this has been illuminating, really, 496 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,674 but maybe you two should give it a rest. 497 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,427 [sighs] Yeah. I mean, I'm at a loss. 498 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,639 The confused one, she didn't even know we were in a prison. 499 00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,767 And the rich one, she couldn't even identify Frieda's face. 500 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,561 Yeah, but you drew a Popsicle with hair. 501 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,523 Yeah, wait a second. The rich one? 502 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,317 [Pennsatucky] There's a rich one who's rolling in commissary. 503 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,403 She's got, like, four radios. That's basically surround sound. 504 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:25,907 And she's been eating black Doritos. That's caviar flavored. 505 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:30,620 -Mind pointing her out to me? -[Pennsatucky] Yeah. 506 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,343 Getting ready to take the ladies to prayer group. Aren't you coming? 507 00:30:45,426 --> 00:30:47,345 Nah, I don't think so. 508 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:48,263 But you always go. 509 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,640 It's hard to talk to God when all you can think about 510 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,892 -is strangling some evil bitch. -Yeah. 511 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,353 Probably not the kind of thing you tell a CO. 512 00:30:56,187 --> 00:31:00,066 You know, I've been trying real hard to do the right thing, you know? 513 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:02,527 Let Jesus take the wheel or whatever. 514 00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:04,279 But I'm starting to think... 515 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:07,490 she's right. 516 00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:11,369 And maybe, no matter what I do, I'll still be a piece of shit. 517 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,917 You know, one time when I was a kid, I almost killed a bird. 518 00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,170 Threw a rock at it and broke its wing. 519 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:24,507 Mormon kids don't have too many outlets for their anger. 520 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:29,137 Anyway, I decided in that moment that I was a piece of shit. 521 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:32,181 I mean, I had basically killed it for no reason. 522 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:37,103 But then my mom made me take it in and nurse it back to health, 523 00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:40,315 and, a few weeks later, it healed and we let it go. 524 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,443 And I realized that I had saved its life. 525 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,195 Saved its life? But you're the reason why it almost died. 526 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,280 That's the point. 527 00:31:47,363 --> 00:31:51,117 When I hurt it, I was a piece of shit. But when I was healing it, I wasn't. 528 00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:55,371 I don't get it. 529 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,791 God doesn't make good people or bad people. That's a myth. 530 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,960 He just makes people. 531 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:04,339 Sometimes they do good things, sometimes not so good. 532 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:07,842 But the beauty is you get to wake up and choose every day. 533 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,096 As long as you're choosing to do the good things, then you're good. 534 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:17,185 What, are you some kind of preacher or some shit? 535 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:19,354 Yeah, we all are, sort of. 536 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,855 Missionary work. 537 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,901 Anyway, you're not wearing your ID badge. That's a shot. 538 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:52,261 Clear. 539 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,723 [McCullough] Hands against the wall. Hands. 540 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,319 Clear. 541 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,162 Fucking Badison. 542 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,289 It ain't that bad. 543 00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:24,043 I mean, you could shave one side since you gay. 544 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,921 You know, that's, like, the look for your people. 545 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:29,298 What is it about me? 546 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:34,012 Well, for starters, you don't wear makeup and I've seen you get engaged to a woman-- 547 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:39,684 No, no. What is it about me that makes people want to fuck with me? 548 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:43,521 -Can I be real with you? -Please. 549 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,694 [sighs] It's 'cause what they see when they look at you. 550 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,405 They don't see you. 551 00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:55,700 They see the shit they never had. 552 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:58,369 Money, education, opportunity. 553 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:03,166 That's why they never gonna stop fuckin' with you, because of what you represent. 554 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,835 But at least that's only in here. 555 00:34:05,918 --> 00:34:10,506 People out there been fuckin' with me my entire fucking life. 556 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:15,511 They see dangerous, poor, ghetto black girl 557 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:18,014 that should be locked up in here forever. 558 00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,767 [clicks tongue and sighs] 559 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:25,396 So, like, if you want to trade places, I'm game. 560 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,196 How do you deal with it? 561 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:35,948 I try to survive. 562 00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:39,285 [Hellman] All right, Jefferson. Time's up. 563 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,917 So, what are we doing about this gum? 564 00:34:51,464 --> 00:34:52,548 Cut it off. 565 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,594 Remember to sit up straight with your arms at your sides, 566 00:34:56,677 --> 00:35:00,223 and if the judge asks you a question, address him as "Your Honor." 567 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:04,936 Also, during your testimony, you should refrain from the use of any slang words 568 00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:11,067 like "yo" or "homie" or "homie-dawg" or "trippin'," "turnt" or "clapback"-- 569 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:12,735 No slang. Got it, thanks. 570 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:15,613 Okay. And most importantly, during your testimony, 571 00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:18,658 you wanna make sure to establish eye contact with the jury. 572 00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:23,287 Do not look at anyone in the gallery. And especially not at Ms. Jefferson. 573 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,706 Remember the truth is on your side. 574 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,584 All you have to do is tell your story to the court the way you told me. 575 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,086 But it's bullshit. 576 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:32,463 What is? 577 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,430 All of it. 578 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,765 [sobs] 579 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:45,393 Like I said, I understand you may be frustrated-- 580 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,687 No. Mm-mm. 581 00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:49,438 You don't understand. 582 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:56,237 We was down there with him. With Piscatella. Alive. 583 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:02,243 Taystee had the gun pointed at his head, but she didn't shoot him. 584 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:06,122 She gave me the gun, and then we let him go. 585 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:08,416 When CERT stormed, Suzanne and I hid-- 586 00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:11,002 I understand you might be very emotional right now, 587 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:14,046 it's causing you to say a lot of things, most of which I didn't hear. 588 00:36:14,130 --> 00:36:16,299 'Cause you not listening to me! 589 00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:19,302 I'm telling you she's innocent. Mr. Siegel, please. 590 00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:22,680 I'm begging you, please. I can't let Taystee go down like this. 591 00:36:22,763 --> 00:36:24,098 There's gotta be some way. 592 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,976 There's got to be some way that we can make it right. 593 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:32,982 Look, Cindy, putting aside the fact that I can't make heads or tails 594 00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:35,359 of what you may or may not have just said to me, 595 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:38,404 you're giving testimony in a few hours. 596 00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:40,990 If you deviate from your written statement, 597 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:44,035 your deal will be rescinded, you'll be deemed an unreliable witness. 598 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:46,704 I should have said something sooner, but I was scared. 599 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:48,623 Man, do you know what... [sighs] 600 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:53,044 I've been around scumbag cops my whole life. 601 00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:56,047 I know what they do to people like me when we talk. 602 00:36:56,130 --> 00:37:00,509 Changing your testimony at the 11th hour will not help Ms. Jefferson's case. 603 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,347 Listen to me. You won't help her, but you will end up hurting yourself. 604 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,224 But she didn't do it. 605 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:09,101 Then let's hope the jury determines that. 606 00:37:10,436 --> 00:37:14,440 But as far as you helping her, it's too late. 607 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:16,025 [sighs] 608 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:18,444 I am urging you, as your legal counsel, 609 00:37:18,527 --> 00:37:20,947 to testify to the statement you gave the feds. 610 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:24,200 There's no point in adding years of extra time 611 00:37:24,283 --> 00:37:27,495 on top of what is already a painful situation. 612 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,500 Ms. Hayes? 613 00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:42,969 Where's Caputo? 614 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:46,973 He told me I was meeting with my lawyer to talk about my case against MCC. 615 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:50,643 And I imagine he wants to take the case public to embarrass MCC, correct? 616 00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:53,145 I'm assuming you ain't the lawyer, then? 617 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,982 No. I fact, I'm the senior vice president of MCC. 618 00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:57,024 [chuckles] 619 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,821 I should have known. Never trust a white woman with a weave. 620 00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,490 You can trust me. I'm one of the good ones, I assure you. 621 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:07,702 If you was one of the good ones, you wouldn't be working for Evil Incorporated. 622 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,078 Look, Ms. Burset, 623 00:38:09,161 --> 00:38:13,416 I know you suffered greatly under the previous administration at MCC. 624 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:16,460 But part of my mission as the new senior vice president 625 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,213 is to correct the mistakes of my predecessors. 626 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,298 Right. 627 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:25,136 How do you intend to correct the six months I spent in isolation 628 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:30,808 without decent food or sunlight, or ever laying my eyes on another human being 629 00:38:30,891 --> 00:38:34,228 except for those giant walking potatoes you call guards? 630 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,315 I would like to personally apologize 631 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,443 for the horrendous mistreatment that you endured. 632 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,653 But I assure you that under my leadership, 633 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,615 such inhumane torture will never take place at Litchfield again. 634 00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:50,703 As reparation, I would like to offer you a settlement of $300,000. 635 00:38:50,786 --> 00:38:52,788 I've gotten the go-ahead from my superiors. 636 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,375 I could have the funds transferred to your bank by this afternoon. 637 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,794 All you have to do is sign an agreement 638 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,630 promising not to file or testify against MCC. 639 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,303 So this is hush money? 640 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:09,430 Consider it an act of good faith. 641 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:14,018 Clearly, it's not enough to make up for the trauma that you suffered, 642 00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:19,148 but it is my hope that it will help you get back on your feet 643 00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:20,900 after your early release. 644 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:24,528 [laughs] Did you say early release? 645 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:25,946 I did. 646 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:30,493 As long as you agree not to sue, testify or ever speak of this conversation. 647 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,162 Damn. 648 00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:37,458 You really are a good witch. 649 00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:44,673 [Sharon] Let's join hands for today's group prayer. 650 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,969 Um, Maria, would you like to lead us? 651 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,139 Um, I'll give it a try. 652 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,309 Dear God... 653 00:39:57,061 --> 00:40:00,856 today we pray for the strength to follow your teachings. 654 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:05,069 To be peacemakers, to be pure of heart, 655 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:08,739 to be merciful, because that shit ain't easy... 656 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,450 There are a lot of bitches in here that don't deserve mercy, 657 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:14,829 and sometimes it feels like no matter how hard you try, 658 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:17,665 you'll just end up right back where you started. 659 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:21,710 So we ask for your support in trying to do the right thing 660 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:26,590 and for your guidance in knowing which way to go. 661 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,802 And I'm sorry about saying shit and bitch. Twice. 662 00:40:30,386 --> 00:40:31,887 -Amen. -[Sharon] Amen. 663 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,431 That was very moving, Maria. 664 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:36,142 -[Beth] I'd like to share something. -Yes. 665 00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,144 -Beth, go ahead. -Maria. 666 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:42,148 Your words just now about doing the right thing really resonated for me. 667 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:46,235 And to honor that, I feel I need to make a confession. 668 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:52,074 I was the one who tried to drown you in the guard bathroom. 669 00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:56,078 I'm sorry. I have a compulsion. Something comes over me. 670 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,372 I've tried to deal with this problem on my own, 671 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:03,419 but being in this group has taught me that I need put it in the Lord's hands. 672 00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:06,046 That was you? 673 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:10,134 Yes, but it led you here, right? 674 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:13,637 I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways. 675 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,931 This got nothing to do with the Lord. 676 00:41:17,391 --> 00:41:20,519 You fucking tried to kill me, you fucking bitch. 677 00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,771 They wanted to keep me in Psych. 678 00:41:22,855 --> 00:41:27,902 They made me say that I tried to drown myself in a toilet. 679 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,905 [stammering] I said I was sorry. 680 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:31,906 Fuck you. 681 00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,283 Perhaps you might try to speak from a place of love. 682 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:39,413 You told me this was a baptism, but it was an attempted murder by a baby killer. 683 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,041 -Is that how you killed your babies too? -Maria! 684 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,127 -You drowned them in a toilet? -Maria, please. 685 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:50,716 Nah, I get it now. 686 00:41:50,799 --> 00:41:52,843 This whole thing is a joke. 687 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:55,513 Y'all like to sit around and talk about forgiveness, 688 00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:59,183 believing you're better than everyone else because you talk to God 689 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,392 so you can sleep at night. 690 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:04,271 But you'll still just be as fucked up as the rest of us. 691 00:42:07,566 --> 00:42:10,528 -But at least I can own it. -Maria-- 692 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,029 Shut the fuck up. 693 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,160 Was I wrong there? 694 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:20,788 [knocking on door] 695 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,877 Gladys, right? Sorry to bug you. 696 00:42:26,961 --> 00:42:30,965 Was hoping to trade you for some of them oatmeal cream pies you got. 697 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,424 Commissary's all out. 698 00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,759 What are you offering? 699 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:36,470 Mmm... 700 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,099 My own little recipe. 701 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:43,727 The juice from the peach cups makes for a smooth finish. 702 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:46,730 You must love you some cream pie. 703 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,816 Takes me back to my girlhood. 704 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,610 I've been needin' an escape from this place. 705 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:56,156 How's about three for one? 706 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:14,675 Mmm. You weren't kidding. This is smooth. 707 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:17,052 Another life, I could've been a vintner. 708 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:20,681 Hey, quite a haul you got. You win the numbers or something? 709 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,308 Shit's rigged. 710 00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:24,184 My Uncle Eddie finally died. 711 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,478 Old pervert left everything to me. 712 00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,315 Guess all that sitting on his lap finally paid off. 713 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:34,028 -Gotta play the long game. How'd he die? -They said it was a heart attack, 714 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:38,490 but something tells me there was Viagra and a belt involved. 715 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,409 [Frieda] He leave you any property? 716 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:44,496 Why? You in the market? 717 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,041 Oh, just making conversation. 718 00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,500 I didn't mean to pry. 719 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627 Not for nothing, 720 00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:55,799 but I always felt original flavor Doritos were the only one worth their salt. 721 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,511 'Cause you never had these. These are smoked chili flavored. 722 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:01,013 Bullshit. 723 00:44:01,096 --> 00:44:02,097 Bulltrue. 724 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:07,269 They've got a kick that'll put hair on your chest if you don't already got it. 725 00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:09,688 Mind throwing a bag in for me? 726 00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:14,193 That hooch was good. 727 00:44:17,988 --> 00:44:23,827 You didn't really think I was gonna go for that Uncle Eddie bit, did you? 728 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,540 Was worth a shot. 729 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,004 Somebody help! She's trying to kill me! 730 00:44:34,088 --> 00:44:35,881 [clamoring] 731 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:39,468 Wait, wait. Goddamn! 732 00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:42,471 You motherfucking bitch! You-- 733 00:44:42,554 --> 00:44:43,847 [inmates clamoring] 734 00:44:45,557 --> 00:44:48,811 Carol and Barb? But I'm in last place! 735 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,814 Oh, my God. We just moved Carol to Ad Seg. 736 00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:54,441 And Barb hasn't had an incident in years. 737 00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:56,819 Well, you can thank your beloved new commissioner. 738 00:44:56,902 --> 00:45:00,531 You don't understand, Al. I really need this money. 739 00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:03,283 Tony Robbins just extended his tour with Pitbull, 740 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,662 and I'm never gonna get any points with Carol and Barb. 741 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,330 [scoffs] 742 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:14,169 -Why do you have that face? -What face? I don't have a face. 743 00:45:14,962 --> 00:45:16,130 [Pennsatucky grunts] 744 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,714 This is bullshit! Where's Chapman? 745 00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:21,593 If I had to guess, I'd say she's being dragged to SHU right about now. 746 00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:24,012 So you better work on your dodging skills. 747 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:26,265 Actually, she's right behind you. 748 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,605 I didn't think I'd be seeing you for a while. 749 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:35,774 I know that you put drugs in my shoe. 750 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,112 And I'm not afraid of you. 751 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:43,365 I guess you're dumber than you look. 752 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,617 Excuse me. I have an intramural to win. 753 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:49,037 All right, ladies. I think that that's enough pegging for right now. 754 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:50,831 That's what he said. 755 00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:51,957 Who's he? 756 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,417 [Piper] Let's see some sprints. 757 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,587 Okay? You guys know the drill, so up against the wall. Let's go. 758 00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:00,841 Glad to have you back, captain. Things was getting weird. 759 00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,679 All right, on my mark. 760 00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:08,474 Ready. Get set. 761 00:46:08,557 --> 00:46:09,558 Go! 762 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,123 -[groaning] -[inmates exclaiming] 763 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,792 Ahhh, I'm hurt! 764 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,420 She ran into me. She was running too fast. 765 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:42,633 Like I been saying all along, this kickball thing is way too dangerous. 766 00:46:42,716 --> 00:46:45,052 Maybe we should cancel it. For safety. 767 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:46,345 [Alvarez] She looks hurt. 768 00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:49,139 I'm counting at least five points from the neck up alone. 769 00:46:49,223 --> 00:46:50,557 I am way ahead of you. 770 00:46:51,558 --> 00:46:54,102 Technically, she didn't get hurt because of kickball, 771 00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,687 she got hurt because you were running. 772 00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:58,607 That's true. Running is not kickball-dependent. 773 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,692 Are you serious? 774 00:47:00,776 --> 00:47:03,153 Her nose bone probably got pushed back into her brain. 775 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,572 -Kickball may have killed her. -[Ginger] Sorry. 776 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,033 The line of causality is really tough here. 777 00:47:08,116 --> 00:47:11,078 I say you keep playing. Next time, watch where the heck you're going. 778 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:12,412 -What do you think, Al? -Agreed. 779 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:17,459 No sense ruining a good thing over one accident. [sniffs] 780 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,419 [clears throat] 781 00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:22,130 That is a lot of blood, though. Think we should radio the EMTs? 782 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:23,215 Yeah. 783 00:47:31,139 --> 00:47:33,684 Don't worry. I just came to get my shit. 784 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:38,355 I don't wanna spend another second in this stanky-ass, depressing place. 785 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:41,567 -Aleida. -Yeah. I don't wanna hear another word. 786 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:45,821 You fucking white boys are all the same. A bunch of pussies. 787 00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:47,197 Put the bag down. 788 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,908 Hey, don't touch me. I said I'm done. 789 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,121 [Nana] Ricky! 790 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,789 One second, Nana! 791 00:47:57,499 --> 00:47:59,793 We do this for three months. 792 00:47:59,876 --> 00:48:03,964 Get enough money for you to get your kids back, maybe get a bigger place. 793 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,425 And then we're out, you understand? 794 00:48:06,508 --> 00:48:09,636 [scoffs] Three months? Three months ain't enough time to get shit. 795 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:13,056 It is if we fill the whole containers, not just the bottoms. 796 00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:19,730 Look, you were right. Okay? About my life. I've been going through the motions, 797 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:23,650 living for little highs here and there, but mostly doing nothing. 798 00:48:24,943 --> 00:48:29,740 Then I met you, and all of a sudden, I'm excited to get up in the morning. 799 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:32,284 I actually feel like I'm fucking alive. 800 00:48:32,367 --> 00:48:35,537 Like I can do shit. Like, manly shit. 801 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,834 I didn't know that I could feel this way. I can't go back to the way it was before. 802 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:45,088 So I guess that means I'm all in. 803 00:48:51,345 --> 00:48:54,640 I'm glad you finally understand how lucky you are to have me. 804 00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:00,979 Wait. Ain't your nana gonna hear us? 805 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,191 She has over 70% hearing loss in both ears. 806 00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:07,569 -I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. -Yeah, you are. 807 00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:12,157 Oh. 808 00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,241 Sophia. 809 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:15,911 Uh... 810 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,412 Thank you for coming in. 811 00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:19,206 This is Tania. 812 00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:21,166 Tania Fernandez. Pleasure to meet you. 813 00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:24,378 Tania has graciously agreed to represent you in your case. 814 00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:28,715 Yes. I believe this case has the potential to set an important precedent 815 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,301 for the hundreds of men and women who are currently suffering-- 816 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:34,513 Let me stop you right there. I'm not going to sue. 817 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:36,848 What? 818 00:49:37,724 --> 00:49:41,978 I just wanted to tell you in person. I'm not gonna fight this. 819 00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,105 [chuckles nervously] 820 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:45,190 Why not? 821 00:49:45,273 --> 00:49:47,275 I met with the senior vice president of MCC. 822 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,611 -Please don't say Linda Ferguson. -Linda Ferguson. 823 00:49:50,737 --> 00:49:54,783 She offered me a settlement and I decided to take it. 824 00:49:54,866 --> 00:49:56,368 [sighs] Jesus Christ. 825 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:57,619 [Tania] If I may interject. 826 00:49:57,703 --> 00:50:02,207 From my point of view, you actually have a really good chance of winning this case. 827 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,753 Can you promise me I'll win? Because she just promised me $300K, 828 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,923 which is being transferred into my bank account as we speak. 829 00:50:10,006 --> 00:50:12,384 What about all the women you could be helping? 830 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:16,638 -What about Taystee? You owe it to her-- -I don't owe nobody shit. 831 00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:21,435 The only responsibility I got is to my wife and my son. 832 00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:26,481 This money could provide for them the way I shoulda been providing all these years. 833 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:27,691 [scoffs] 834 00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:33,447 I could send my son to college, so he don't end up like me, here. 835 00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,240 But don't you want your story heard? 836 00:50:35,323 --> 00:50:39,619 I'm done trying to be heard. [whispers] Nobody's listening. 837 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:42,456 My time here has taught me that much. 838 00:50:43,665 --> 00:50:44,499 [sighs] 839 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,335 Besides, I already signed the papers. 840 00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,970 Barb wants to speak with you. 841 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:04,478 According to this, you get more with a smile than with scowls and lurking. 842 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,272 That's news you can use. 843 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,734 Get up. 844 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:20,952 Nicky, baby, where you been hiding, girl? 845 00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:24,831 Well, to be honest, I had to rub one out. 846 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,542 All that adrenaline really got me worked up. 847 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:29,211 [chuckles] 848 00:51:30,128 --> 00:51:31,296 You're too much. 849 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:39,554 Hey, listen, I wanted to apologize for our little murder snafu earlier. 850 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:42,933 So embarrassing. I hope you won't hold it against me. 851 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:45,769 It gave me the blue balls for the bloodlust. 852 00:51:45,852 --> 00:51:47,521 But we'll get 'em next time. 853 00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,397 Well, I don't know about that. 854 00:51:50,315 --> 00:51:54,152 Some of these ladies seem to think that we might have a mole. 855 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:56,905 Can you believe that? I mean, who would do that to me? 856 00:51:56,988 --> 00:51:59,032 After the way I look after my girls. 857 00:51:59,115 --> 00:52:01,535 Looked to me like somebody tipped off the ginger. 858 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:05,038 Could be your CO playing both sides. 859 00:52:05,121 --> 00:52:08,208 I've heard your sister is big on the cloak-and-dagger maneuvers. 860 00:52:08,291 --> 00:52:09,167 True. 861 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:15,382 Or it could be someone with ties to one of the ladies in C-Block. 862 00:52:15,465 --> 00:52:19,386 Maybe, you know, someone with an old friend they're looking out for? 863 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,305 Ah... [chuckles] 864 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:24,933 You're talking about me and Reznikov. 865 00:52:25,016 --> 00:52:29,563 Annalisa thinks you were interested in her right when things turned sour. 866 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,983 Yeah. Interested in killing her before she killed me. 867 00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:35,026 I turned her in to the feds. Remember? 868 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:38,738 Or did your network of crack babies miss that when doing their due diligence? 869 00:52:38,822 --> 00:52:40,282 I'm covering my bases. 870 00:52:40,365 --> 00:52:44,202 I must be having a stroke then, 'cause it sounds to me like you're accusing me. 871 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,288 -Take a seat with that attitude. -Oh! 872 00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:49,958 You're just like a big shot now, 'cause you're fucking the heir apparent? 873 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:53,628 Where was this gay phase when I was at camp? Quite frankly, I am offended. 874 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:57,924 It's all right, Diaz. I think it's been a stressful day for everybody. 875 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,426 Isn't that right, Nicky? 876 00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:01,344 Come here. 877 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:08,018 Look, I am sorry that I accused you, okay? 878 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,060 Uh-huh. 879 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:14,190 I think it's this sobriety thing that's got me all riled up. 880 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:15,442 You don't have to tell me. 881 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:18,486 I've already come four times today. It's not even noon. 882 00:53:18,570 --> 00:53:20,989 [laughs] There's that mouth of yours again. 883 00:53:21,072 --> 00:53:24,659 [grunts] You really crack me up, you know that? 884 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:31,082 Look, I'll keep my nose peeled. See what I can't dig up. 885 00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,293 Yeah, I know you will. 886 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:36,046 I'm glad we talked. 887 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:38,465 Don't be such a stranger, okay? 888 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:41,468 Barb really loves a visit from her Nicky baby. 889 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:44,763 Well, I would love to stay and chat, 890 00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:49,643 but after all this excitement, orgasm number five awaits. 891 00:53:49,726 --> 00:53:54,898 So excuse me while I attend to unfinished clitoris. 892 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:56,983 Gentlemen. 893 00:54:02,113 --> 00:54:03,657 [panting] 894 00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:08,995 She's lying. 895 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,623 Shut up! You fuckin' embarrassed me. 896 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:15,210 Next time you make sure you see what you think you see. 897 00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:19,089 Now, I need my Noxzema and my bed. 898 00:54:19,172 --> 00:54:21,383 I'm gettin' fuckin' rage lines. 899 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,610 Son of a bitch. 900 00:55:16,312 --> 00:55:17,272 Cindy? 901 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,528 Yo, what they got you in here for? 902 00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:27,574 [taps on seat] Cindy? 903 00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,243 [bus door closes] 904 00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:35,290 [sobs gently] 905 00:55:39,461 --> 00:55:41,463 -Any word on Dwight? -[Alvarez] She's fine. 906 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:46,092 Broke her nose again. What's left of it. Luckily, it was mostly mush to begin with. 907 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,636 Thought she was a goner. 908 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,722 Next time, I'll have to put my weight into it. 909 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:56,102 There is something very, very wrong with you. 910 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,480 Yeah? Well, you better get used to it, 911 00:55:58,563 --> 00:56:03,026 'cause we're gonna be spending a lot of long, hard years together. 912 00:56:03,902 --> 00:56:06,071 What did I ever do to you? 913 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:11,451 What's the matter, cookie? You crumbling already? 914 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,663 [laughs] 915 00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:20,001 Must be hard. I bet you're probably used to getting your way out there. 916 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:24,005 But down in here, I decide who stays and who goes. 917 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:26,049 And I got a lot of time, Chapman. 918 00:56:26,132 --> 00:56:28,760 A lot of time to think. 919 00:56:36,976 --> 00:56:38,728 [lawyer] According to your written testimony, 920 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:43,108 you saw the defendant point a gun at Desi Piscatella's head, correct? 921 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,067 Yes. 922 00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:47,070 [lawyer] Where were you when the CERT officers stormed the pool? 923 00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:48,488 [Black Cindy] I was in the closet. 924 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:52,158 So you didn't see what happened when the officers stormed the pool, correct? 925 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,536 All you saw before you left the pool 926 00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:59,958 was Tasha Jefferson pointing a gun at Desi Piscatella, correct? 927 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:11,386 -[sighs] -Ms. Hayes, is that correct? 928 00:57:12,971 --> 00:57:14,013 [sighs] 929 00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,057 Yes. 930 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,369 Inmate Denning, get up. You're coming with me. 931 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,080 What? Why? 932 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,790 Let's go. Move it. 933 00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:25,710 In. 934 00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:49,526 [alternative rock song playing]