1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,924 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,659 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,427 [door buzzes] 6 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:41,226 Ladies and garbage, hope you used your 36 hours of alone time 7 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:46,606 to think about exactly when and where your lives went so horribly wrong. 8 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,483 If you didn't, don't worry. 9 00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:52,445 We'll be coming around to remind you that this is rock bottom. 10 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,572 Let's flip 'em. 11 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:57,242 -They're coming! Fuck! They're searching. -[guards shouting] 12 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,493 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 13 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:00,995 No, no. Not my hot sauce. Not today. 14 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,373 -That's your contraband? -Don't you judge. 15 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:06,417 You're the dummy trying to Shawshank her phone into a wall scratch. 16 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,629 This is not my phone. I'm holding it for someone. 17 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,341 This hot sauce reminds me of my Nana when she took me to the food bank 18 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,676 on the best Thanksgiving ever. 19 00:02:14,759 --> 00:02:18,596 Some asshole tried to grab my tit. She shot Tabasco in his eye. 20 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,640 -Well, there's only one option here-- -Dump it. 21 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,559 Prison purse. Avert your eyes. 22 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:29,399 [panting] 23 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:38,741 So... how's Badison? 24 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:45,874 Any infection from that dirty shiv? Sepsis, maybe? 25 00:02:45,957 --> 00:02:49,335 That was some vicious, vicious stuff. 26 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,588 It looked like it went in there pretty deep. 27 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,217 Any word on how the attack's gonna affect us? 28 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:01,723 Longer lockdown? Another 12, 24 maybe? 29 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,934 Hmm. 30 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,814 Solitude is refreshment for the soul, after all. 31 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,567 Naomi Judd said that. Wise. 32 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,818 Maybe another 48? 33 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:15,570 We ask the questions around here, Chapman. 34 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:16,487 Yeah. 35 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,241 You're in here till every inmate and bunk has been thoroughly and properly searched. 36 00:03:21,075 --> 00:03:23,953 Dude, you just answered the question. 37 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,663 I wasn't specific. 38 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,012 Against the wall, Creech. 39 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,519 Inside the brace. 40 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:52,232 Like I would have anything in my brace. That's, like, day-one-basic-bitch shit-- 41 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,609 The brace, Vause. 42 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,277 My arm is broken. Just-- 43 00:03:57,278 --> 00:03:58,196 Ow. 44 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,281 Please. Ow! 45 00:04:03,534 --> 00:04:05,161 Shoes off. 46 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:22,262 [Dixon] Found something. 47 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:25,932 Check out this hairball, dude. 48 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:31,062 This could be used to choke someone. Nice try, Creech. 49 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,526 Back to your cell, inmates. 50 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,202 You okay? 51 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,621 Nope. Cap popped off. 52 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,124 [buzzer sounds] 53 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:57,630 With lockdown period over for all applicable blocks, 54 00:04:58,214 --> 00:05:02,552 recreation times will be completely separated by block 55 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:04,762 until further notice. 56 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:09,475 Litchfield Maximum Security inmates are to resume normal protocol, 57 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,061 per the T-1 Monday to Friday schedule. 58 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:15,940 [panting] 59 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,320 You summoned me? 60 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:21,779 [breathes heavily] 61 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,996 You know our lockdown is over, right? You don't have to stay in here no more. 62 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,914 There's nothing for me out there. 63 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,209 Exes and junkies, oh, and my boss who's about to find out 64 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:37,962 that her entire fucking stash has been wiped out... 65 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,631 while she's going through withdrawal. 66 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,348 You still mad at me. 67 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,725 I'm mad that I'm fucked. 68 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:54,520 Listen, I'm sorry. I didn't think it through. 69 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:56,355 I'm in so much pain half the time, I didn't-- 70 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,566 You got friends in C-Block, right? 71 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:01,694 Yeah. 72 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,697 I was thinking you could make a buy off them. 73 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,617 Help out the block. 74 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,911 Is that how it works? You can just do that? 75 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:12,455 No, you can just do that. 76 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,209 You came through with people over there, right? 77 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,503 Right. 78 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:25,384 Look... I want to help, but, like, I don't have that type of money. 79 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:30,264 Don't worry about the money. I got you covered. 80 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:33,976 [Dayanara sighs] 81 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:37,855 Incoming! [mimics braking] 82 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,234 I got 36 hours worth of lockdown mail right here. 83 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,151 More? 84 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:46,197 Letters, postcards, marriage proposals, 85 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,784 art, signed head shots from non-celebrities. 86 00:06:49,867 --> 00:06:51,619 Give me that. 87 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:54,622 Oh, and someone sent you a prosthetic arm. 88 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:56,165 [chuckles] What? 89 00:06:56,249 --> 00:07:00,711 Yeah. They said they believed in you and they wanted to lend you a hand? 90 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,840 I thought it was cute. Still had to confiscate it though. 91 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,551 I'm thinking of using it as a robe hook for my bathroom door. 92 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:08,845 [Taystee sighs] 93 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,557 -Looks like you got a lot of fans. -Yeah. And I got a lot of enemies, too. 94 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,143 They're just messing with you. 95 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,103 Which reminds me... 96 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,649 I managed to save this before it went into the trash. 97 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,195 Looks like some sort of interview request. I don't... 98 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:30,825 "ProPublica is a nonprofit that uses investigative journalism 99 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,369 to spotlight injustice. 100 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,956 We are requesting an interview with inmate Tasha Jefferson." 101 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:40,126 Don't know what I'm supposed to do with this. 102 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:41,335 Well, it doesn't seem hard. 103 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,172 You want people to know you're innocent, so you do the interview. 104 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,883 Wait. Can I even do an interview in prison? 105 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:51,095 Shit! Uh, uh... Beth the Babykiller did a Dateline ID. 106 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,221 Get your new lawyer on it. 107 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,934 I don't know, man. I don't know if I'm the right person to be doing this. 108 00:07:57,018 --> 00:08:01,606 What happened to the old Tasha Jefferson? The feisty one from back in the day? 109 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:05,610 Yeah, that girl is... [scoffs] long gone. 110 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:08,779 Welcome to Storky's, 111 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,907 home of the all-new Biscuit Burger and Gravy Bundle. 112 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,617 May I take your order, please? 113 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,701 Y'all not open? 114 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,912 [Taystee] No, sir. We're just doing the window tonight. 115 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,039 Well, I'd like a large chicken sandwich 116 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:20,333 and one small container of 2% milk. 117 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,085 I'm sorry, sir, we don't sell chicken here. 118 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:26,047 -Y'all don't sell chicken? -Uh, no, sir. We do not. 119 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:31,010 No chicken nuggets or chicken fingers? How about chicken strips? 120 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:34,430 Unfortunately, no, because it's all in the chicken family. 121 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:38,976 If y'all don't sell chicken, then how come there's a chicken on your sign? 122 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,269 [chuckles] 123 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:43,481 Uh, sir, that's not a chicken. That's a stork. 124 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:45,441 Well, let me have a stork sandwich, then. 125 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,610 Girl, he want a stork sandwich. 126 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,404 -No, sir. We-- -No, you cannot. So, goodbye. 127 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,865 -Girl, what are you doing? -Uh... [chuckles] 128 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:53,866 Oh, aw... 129 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:57,078 Now he drove off. That's why there's only one Storky's left. 130 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:01,749 And you left the drink syrup out again. [sighs] 131 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:02,959 It's... 132 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,711 For real? No wonder Wayne gave you another citation. 133 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,463 [clicks tongue] Fuck Wayne! 134 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:12,802 Girl, you know, he call that little space behind that Method Man cutout his office. 135 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:13,761 [scoffs] 136 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:19,308 He was like, "You not pushing the add-ons like the Gravy Bundles enough." 137 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,810 And then he was like... 138 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,979 "Yo, come on. 139 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,605 If you don't change your attitude, 140 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:28,150 I'mma write you up for being an unhappy host. You want that?" 141 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,652 And what'd you say? 142 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,946 I was like, "Bitch, of course, I'm an unhappy host. 143 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:34,407 Don't nobody want to be working at fucking Storky's." 144 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:36,784 -You did not say that. You are lying. -[giggles] 145 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,744 -[beeping] -Oh, customer up. 146 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:43,499 Yeah, you're right. I was like, "No, sir, Mr. Wayne, sir. Oh!" 147 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,709 Welcome to Storky's, 148 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,794 home of the all-new Biscuit Burger and Gravy Bundle. 149 00:09:46,877 --> 00:09:50,256 -May I take your order, please? -Yeah. Can I get three Storky Dogs... 150 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:51,549 Three Storky dogs. 151 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,093 -...eight Biscuit Burgers... -Eight Biscuit Burgers. 152 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:55,678 ...four Lil' Burgers and Bag O' Fries? 153 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,597 -That's it? -Yeah, for sure. 154 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,514 That's it. 155 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:02,226 All right. Would you like to add on Gravy Bundles for 99 cents? 156 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,312 -Sure. -Uh-huh. 157 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,607 All right. So your order will come to $21.34. 158 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,025 Drive to the window, please. 159 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,069 Hey... what's your name? 160 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,113 -There he go. -There he go again. 161 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,490 -Tasha. -[Dru] Tasha. 162 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,742 [boys laugh] 163 00:10:17,825 --> 00:10:20,995 Hey, Tasha... you sound cute. 164 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,166 -Is you cute? -I don't know. Are you cute? 165 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,294 No, he is not cute. 166 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,545 -He's not? -Mm-mm. 167 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,380 Ooh! 168 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,632 Oh, shit, you right. 169 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,303 But look at that guy in the passenger side, though, he could get it! 170 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:38,804 He could definitely get it. 171 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,514 Why don't you ask him to come hang out? 172 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,933 Okay. All right, all right. [clears throat] 173 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,606 There you go. Thank you. 174 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:49,523 So... 175 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,150 Good night. 176 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,736 [boys laugh] 177 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,821 -The fuck, Tamika? -Ow! 178 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:56,781 Hater! 179 00:10:56,864 --> 00:11:00,660 What I was not gonna do was hang out with driver side all night 180 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,371 while you flash those dimples at passenger seat. 181 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,081 No. Uh-uh, no way. 182 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,541 Come on, they could have made this night fun. 183 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,168 [laughs] True. 184 00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:13,130 But you know what else could give us some fun tonight? 185 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,551 -Fuck, yeah! -[screams] 186 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,970 -Ah! -Get it. Get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 187 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,682 So, even though I've completely lost my sense of smell, 188 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,976 my hearing is incredible now. 189 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,729 You're not missing nothing. This whole place smell like belly button. 190 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,524 It's like that saying, "When life hands you lemmings--" 191 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,859 It's lemons, you idiots. The saying, it's, 192 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,654 "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." 193 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:39,031 -Not where I'm from. -Yeah, you don't know her experience. 194 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,616 -Hold up. -[Dwight] In vet school, 195 00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:42,910 we'd say, "When life hands you lemmings, hand 'em back, 196 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:44,370 'cause those things got teeth." 197 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:47,665 [Ginger] Hold for entry. Stand against the wall, inmates. 198 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:57,883 [Zirconia] Dang, who you gotta sex to get up in there? 199 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,178 Frieda. 200 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,265 [Zirconia] She hiding in there 'cause someone out here 201 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:07,643 -got a real bandana against her. -You mean, "vendetta." 202 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,187 [Zirconia] Whichever one mean someone want to beat your ass. 203 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:12,523 [Dwight] Yeah, I heard she started a gang war. 204 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,359 Like, before we were born. In the '80s. 205 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,361 And now she in there with the pudding. 206 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,156 While we're out here with the shit. 207 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,913 Hey, hey. Psst. We need to talk about your roomie. 208 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,373 Tell me about it. 209 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,084 Do you know what I found underneath her bed? 210 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,919 A pile of chewed-up fingernails. 211 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:38,090 I am serious. [whispering] I have a cell phone in my shoe. 212 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,091 No, you don't. 213 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,554 Yes, you do. Oh, God. Where? 214 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:47,224 I'm wearing a sock, a cell phone and another sock. 215 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,601 Where did you get a cell phone? 216 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:51,729 Shh! Murphy. She tossed it to me during the fight 217 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:53,355 and now I don't know what to do with it. 218 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,483 Well, where did she [whispers] get a cell phone? 219 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:59,403 I may or may not have hinted to her that Luschek is morally corruptible. 220 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:03,073 No, no, no, no, no. No. This is how they get you. 221 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,950 This is a gateway cell phone. 222 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,621 You're a part of a gang now. Are you a part of a gang now? 223 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,289 No. No. 224 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:11,957 No? 225 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,669 No question mark. I told you she was a wily no-goodnik, 226 00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,796 but you were like, "Relax, babe." 227 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,258 But now they're gonna drag you into their dirty dealings. 228 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:25,095 And I'm almost done with my time here, so I really gotta keep my nose clean. 229 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,388 But you know what I'm gonna do? 230 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:29,016 I'm gonna chase you straight to the drama because I love you. 231 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,809 You need to relax, babe. 232 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,561 I felt bad for her. 233 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,399 She was... being shunned by Carol for fucking up her drug supply. 234 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,777 She needed a new racket to save her ass. 235 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,155 Why doesn't Luschek ever morally corrupt my way? 236 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,241 -I gotta work on that. -[sighs] 237 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,158 Can I see it? 238 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,245 Are you crazy? With the guards on high alert? Fuck no! 239 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,498 Please? I just wanna hold it to my ear for a sec. 240 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:56,752 Feel the screen warmth. I miss technology so much. 241 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,797 It's not happening. Besides, it's only 17% battery left. 242 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,674 What did you do with all the battery? 243 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:05,386 We were on 36-hour lockdown. Sue me for going down a Pinterest hole. 244 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,764 By the way, there were these handcuff cake toppers. 245 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,016 [clicks tongue] They would've been perfect. 246 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,018 While I am jealous you got to stare at Pinterest, 247 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:16,397 I think it's really cute that you were looking at wedding stuff. 248 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:18,232 [inmates cheering] 249 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:33,330 Can't keep me down. Back in the building, bitches. What? 250 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,916 Beat it, Brock. 251 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,174 Carol... does this mean you ain't mad at me no more? 252 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,387 No. You're still a fucking twit for that stunt you pulled. 253 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,639 [chuckles] Okay, okay. 254 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:57,229 What if I told you that I found us a new pot of gold 255 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,691 and the rainbow to slide in on? 256 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,988 Yo, Vause! 257 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,616 Oh, jeez. What did I tell you? 258 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,745 Gateway cell phone. Alex, do not go over there. 259 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,456 Don't worry, I can handle this. 260 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,962 [Badison] Why you walking like Igor? 261 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,547 My foot fell asleep. 262 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,758 Jump up and down. Get that blood flowing. 263 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,885 I don't think jumping is a great idea right now. 264 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,179 Fine, don't listen. Live with your pins and needles. 265 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:35,059 Anyways, this is Vause, who saved my ass. 266 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,354 She was my official hidey-hole. 267 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,858 -[chuckles] -Not like that, you perv. [chuckles] 268 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:46,570 That said, I'm sure, given the chance, she'd take a run at it. 269 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,323 Trust me, Murphy, I wouldn't even take a walk at it. 270 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,075 [laughter] 271 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,827 Have a seat. 272 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,164 I said move, Brock. 273 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,010 [Badison speaks indistinctly] 274 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:21,772 Hello, my name is Aleida, and I'm here because... 275 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,984 Well... I used to look like you. 276 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,735 But these shakes? 277 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,197 Just three a day for three months and I lost, like, 100 pounds. 278 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,323 Says 80. 279 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,950 Excuse me? 280 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,662 Oh! Yeah, yeah. They gave me that, like, 20 pounds ago. 281 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,081 What can I say? I can't stop losing weight. 282 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,875 Anyway, these shakes... The best thing about them are 283 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,585 you don't have to think about what to eat. 284 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,797 I like thinking about what to eat. Then I like eating. 285 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,174 Not slurping down some weird fake food. 286 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,092 [Aleida] Yeah, but-- 287 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,177 Our Joint Support Plus comes with 288 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:56,181 psyllium and glucosamine and a bunch of other stuff 289 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,018 to help with wrinkles and other oldness. 290 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:03,605 Oh, here. That's 90 tablets for just $29.99. 291 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,734 But today, I can go ahead and give you two bottles for $50. 292 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,694 That is a special price. What? 293 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,654 Shellfish allergy. 294 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,198 "Crab and Shrimp"? 295 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,457 Hello, you gonna sell or what? 296 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,584 Hey there, is your mom home? 297 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,336 -Don't got a mom. -Oh. 298 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,588 Well... 299 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,215 I'm kidding. She's out on the corner. 300 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,802 Uh, okay... Um... 301 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,138 Damn, I'm just kidding. She's out selling fucking Arbonne. 302 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:39,266 So you can't get her in on your janky pyramid scheme 303 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,476 'cause she's already in one. 304 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,019 [Aleida sighs] 305 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,980 Hey, you weird little brat! 306 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:50,027 Why you think your mom's out there selling shit, huh? 307 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:55,074 For you! 'Cause she loves you and you ruined her fucking life! 308 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,160 You little shit! 309 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,748 Bullshit. 310 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,639 This how you clean up? 311 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,100 Man, I scoured Visitation, Law Library, Lost and Found 312 00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,184 to get that shit for you. 313 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:26,021 You do wanna get pregnant, right? 314 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,030 I wanna get pregnant, not build a robot. 315 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,700 It's not exactly what we used for bovine insemination class 316 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,285 in rehab number four, 317 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:44,206 but it's fairly close in a MacGyver type of way. 318 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,917 Why are you helping me? 319 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,672 I don't know, all right? Boredom? Budding God complex? 320 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:54,341 Maybe I just think it'd be cool to create something good 321 00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,176 in the middle of all this darkness. 322 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,761 By "middle of this darkness," I mean... 323 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,805 -My bush. -Your bush. 324 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:00,931 Bingo. 325 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,434 So you go rig something together to stick up where the babies grow. 326 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,355 And then all we need is some, uh, piping hot man jizz. 327 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:11,191 It's still coming out of there piping hot, right? It's been a minute. 328 00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,861 I'll take that as a yes. 329 00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:16,697 Yeah, I know this place. 330 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,866 If you don't give yourself a task, it'll eat you up. 331 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,410 What do you do with the mitten and the sock? 332 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,162 What is this rubber thing? 333 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,497 Oh, no, no. That one's for me. 334 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,333 [imitates squeaking] 335 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:39,636 [whispering] Red. 336 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,893 [whispering] Nicky... what are you doing over here? 337 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,396 Uh... I'm trying to get Blanca pregnant. 338 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,148 Oh, you finally grew a dick, did you? 339 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,566 Ah, there she is. 340 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,860 What's going on with you? 341 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,613 I don't need my kitchen to stew. 342 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,699 Who is it this time? 343 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,162 Frieda. She let me take the fall for her bunker 344 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,122 and now she's living better than all of us 345 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,875 with the pudding and the oranges in fucking Florida. 346 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:13,670 Don't even get me started on that... lemming. 347 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,005 Mmm-hmm. 348 00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:17,883 Well, it's nice to see we're both moving on. You know? 349 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:21,553 I'm impregnating people and you're finding new people to hate. 350 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,973 Keep it moving, Nichols! 351 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:33,690 Listen... I miss you, Red. 352 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,276 I miss you too, my babushka. 353 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,529 More than you know. 354 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:50,999 [Luschek] And wrist rolls. 355 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,419 Roll it out. And wrist rolls. Roll it out. 356 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,507 -And step-touch, step-touch. -[music playing over cell phone] 357 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,634 And punch. Punch. 358 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,345 Reach. Reach. And punch... 359 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,430 -I need Oxy. -[Luschek] Reach. 360 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:07,849 -Wait, what? -[Luschek] Pull. Pull. 361 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,059 Is this for you? 362 00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:11,770 I don't fuck with that shit. I'm trying to help a friend. 363 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,523 -[Luschek] And lasso back. -They cut off D-Block's supply 364 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:17,901 and, right now, that shit's hard to find. Know what I mean? 365 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,862 Let's churn the butter. Churn the butter. 366 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,991 Churn the butter. Yeah. Churn the butter. 367 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,743 Feels pretty good, right? 368 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,745 You know I can't help anyone from D. 369 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,164 -[Luschek] Pass that butter. -They're gonna fuck me up. 370 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,041 I'm trying to start my life on the outside. 371 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,835 Come on, man. I really need this. 372 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,587 You know I'm good for it. Whatever you need, I got you. 373 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,799 [Luschek] Yeah, water that grass. 374 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:44,177 [Luschek hissing] 375 00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:45,971 Do you ever clean the visitation bathroom? 376 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:47,973 No. 377 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,519 But I could get assigned. 378 00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,730 [Luschek] Now, freestyle cardio. 379 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:58,859 Feel the beat. Find the beat. Catch the beat. Catch the beat! 380 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,652 Whoo! 381 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,656 Whoo! 382 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,451 Criss-cross, apple sauce, turn. 383 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,287 Hey, what the fuck? Hey, where are you going? 384 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,332 We haven't even done cooldowns. Shit! 385 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,251 [music stops] 386 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,087 I think your moves were turning them on too much. 387 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,590 Really? 388 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,343 Oh, wow. [chuckles] 389 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,095 Hey, wait, don't go. Wait. [stutters] 390 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:30,932 They're gonna cancel the class. I need this. You need this! 391 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,392 Not that much. 392 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,353 Hey, uh, your son, um... 393 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:38,523 How's it going with the whole trepanation thing? 394 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,777 You remembered? 395 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,199 He's okay. 396 00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:52,871 Wait, Luschek, you want more people in this class? 397 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,582 This techno shit or whatever? It gotta go. 398 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:58,126 You gotta get better music, like, um... 399 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:05,467 Some merengue. Mmm? Reggaeton, salsa. You know? 400 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:07,803 Got it. Better music. 401 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,142 [sighs] 402 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,673 [baby crying] 403 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,179 -Where the fuck is she? -[sighs] 404 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,100 Oh, here. 405 00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:59,938 Ugh! She smells like shit. 406 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:02,149 Be great if there was two free inches around here 407 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,859 so I could change her. 408 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,445 -You gotta move this stuff the fuck out. -[crying stops] 409 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,655 It's like when I was living in this guy's storage unit. 410 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,740 Can't go back to feeling like that in my own house. 411 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:14,453 Apparently, nobody's ready to lead the life they deserve yet. 412 00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:17,539 I had the door slammed in my face, like, 18 times today. 413 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,749 Then go somewhere with no doors. 414 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,586 All those pyramid people set up outside the grocery store, 415 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,421 or right in the way on the sidewalk. 416 00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,256 Good spots in the neighborhood been taken. 417 00:24:26,339 --> 00:24:30,468 And why we gotta be, like, pyramid people? It's just sales. 418 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:33,138 You don't wanna end up like my tia Graciela. 419 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:36,850 She got in bad with Mary Kay. Owed 'em a fuck ton of money. 420 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:40,187 And she had 50 cases of bronzer she couldn't get rid of. [scoffs] 421 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:42,480 No pink Cadillac at the end of that rainbow. 422 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:46,276 This is healthy and nutritional shit. I should be able to move it. 423 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,320 Mama, what you got is a magic pill, 424 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:51,489 and only sad, desperate people fall for magic. 425 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,699 Pill magic anyway. 426 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,993 I saw David Blaine levitate, no shit. 427 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,247 You gotta find yourself some sad, desperate people. 428 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:01,541 Too bad OTB shut down, right? 429 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,044 -Okay. Okay. -[baby crying] 430 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,671 Whoa, mama, okay. 431 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:15,513 With any high-profile case in media, it's about what's reportable. 432 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:17,599 Let's stick to our core talking points, 433 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,851 keep it focused on your personal experience 434 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,771 and say nothing you want to keep off the record. 435 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,357 Privacy... officially dead. 436 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,025 And, of course, 437 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:30,028 if you're ever uncomfortable, I'll step right in. 438 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:36,326 Well, all right, then. I finally got me a good-ass lawyer. 439 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:37,327 [chuckles] 440 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,122 For your readers? I don't know. 441 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:45,460 Maybe I'd tell them to pay attention to my story because it's not unique. 442 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:48,046 With every letter I read, 443 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:53,093 I'm seeing that the real sad part is... I'm not special. 444 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:58,390 I'm one of millions of people just like me. Millions. 445 00:25:58,473 --> 00:26:01,810 People behind bars and still caught in the cross fire. 446 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:02,936 We hear that a lot. 447 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:06,564 But in more specific terms, what is "the cross fire"? 448 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:12,737 You know, a riot, people dying on both sides. 449 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,282 It's fucking politics. 450 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:16,700 [whispers indistinctly] 451 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,743 Sorry. Politics. 452 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:23,999 -[chuckles softly] -That human need to blame someone. 453 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,378 But you can't put a whole system in prison. 454 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:33,216 So, they coming for me, but I'm coming for them. 455 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,761 I'm gonna keep standing up. 456 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,474 For better inmate treatment in here. For more rights in here. 457 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:45,270 I'm gonna keep standing up for my friend, Poussey Washington, 458 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:46,563 because she can't no more. 459 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,814 Ms. Jefferson, in the end, 460 00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:50,775 you were certainly the face of the Litchfield riot, 461 00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:54,487 to the public at least. Any regrets? 462 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,990 [exhales] I think, uh... 463 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:02,203 I think I realize that regrets are for people that have another choice. 464 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:09,586 That regrets are a privilege for people that, uh, have free will. 465 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:14,299 And regrets aren't for people that are, uh, stuck... 466 00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,761 in hell... [sighs] 467 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,971 trying to survive 468 00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:24,476 years and years of abuse at the hands of guards 469 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:26,519 and a prison system that just looks the other way. 470 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,397 So, no, I don't have any regrets. 471 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,566 Even with all they're doing to me in here. 472 00:27:31,649 --> 00:27:34,694 "Doing to me in here." What exactly are they doing? 473 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,115 I mean, it's no secret. The abuse. 474 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,158 The guards in here think 475 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,369 that I'm responsible for the death of one of theirs, 476 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:44,996 and I know I'm not. 477 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,208 I know that they're responsible for the death of one of mine. 478 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,420 See, now the only difference is I don't have no power. 479 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,716 So every day, I have CO's spitting in my food, 480 00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:01,179 calling me names, censoring my mail, beating up on me 481 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,599 and all I can do is hope for my day in court. 482 00:28:04,682 --> 00:28:07,394 All I can do... is this. 483 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:08,937 They beat you? 484 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,815 That's what I'm saying. That's what this whole thing is about. 485 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:18,029 We are locked in cages, but they are the animals. 486 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,619 [in Spanish] My beautiful love. How are you? 487 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,246 Where's the condom? 488 00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:28,373 Still on my penis. 489 00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:31,835 Still on your penis? [in English] That's not where it's supposed to be. 490 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:34,170 [in Spanish] Baby, I couldn't jack off in the car. 491 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:37,424 That was step one of the plan! 492 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,592 [in English] I couldn't do it. 493 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,845 [in Spanish] What do you want? 494 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,847 Do you need silk sheets and a night of passion? 495 00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:45,098 Diablo, my womb is so empty. 496 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:47,016 [in English] I need you, baby. 497 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:47,976 Mi amor, I know. 498 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:49,561 [in Spanish] I tried, but... 499 00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:52,063 I can't even pee at a public urinal, you know that. 500 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,691 [in English] There were little kids walking 501 00:28:54,774 --> 00:28:57,068 [in Spanish] by the car and I started to think about 502 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,320 how they were going to see their mothers in here... 503 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,114 [in English] It was very depressing. 504 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,658 I'm not gonna give up on this. 505 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,119 [in Spanish] Especially when I am ovulating. 506 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:08,496 We've come too far. 507 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:09,748 And you haven't cum at all. 508 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:15,920 Go jerk it in the visitation bathroom and hide it in there. 509 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,966 You crazy! You want me to get it up in the prison bathroom? 510 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:21,676 [in English] That place is so gross. 511 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,928 [in Spanish] And what about the dogs running around? 512 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,723 Those are drug-sniffing dogs, not cum-sniffing dogs. 513 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,643 [sighs] Bueno. 514 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,355 Can you at least help me out? 515 00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:38,568 [in English] Maybe talk about... [in Spanish] You know. 516 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:50,038 You are a rippling, mighty unicorn, 517 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:53,208 and I'm a dirty little sprite 518 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:56,586 lost in the deep, dark woods. I can't find my way home. 519 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,549 [in English] I am lost, Mr. Unicorn. 520 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:07,555 I am so, so lost. 521 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:12,060 [in Spanish] I'm a unicorn, I'm a unicorn... 522 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,394 [breathing heavily] 523 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,979 [in English] Fuck! 524 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,023 [speaking Spanish] 525 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,151 Fuck! 526 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,278 [panting] 527 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,415 Okay. Okay. 528 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:36,918 [speaking Spanish] 529 00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,423 [moaning] 530 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:53,560 -Anything from commissary? -No, I'm tapped out for the week. 531 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,603 -Vause, right? -Yeah. 532 00:30:55,687 --> 00:31:00,066 According to my list, you got 100 bucks. [chuckles softly] 533 00:31:00,149 --> 00:31:03,111 You rich, girl. Wanna buy me some squeeze cheese? 534 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,531 What? That can't be right. 535 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:07,782 That's what it says. 536 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,703 Hmm. I'll circle back. [grunts] 537 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,882 All right, ladies, come grab your balls. 538 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,261 Hey, you heard about the, uh, aerobics class that I'm running? 539 00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,597 Yeah. Heard it sucks. 540 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,058 Yeah, well, you should see for yourself. Tell your friends. 541 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,603 Multipurpose Room, 3:00 p.m. [clicks tongue] 542 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,605 Yeah, getting better music, too. 543 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:42,734 Yeah, I think you'll like it. Be a lot more, uh, ethnic-forward. 544 00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,489 Seems like you're really getting into your new rec position. 545 00:31:49,365 --> 00:31:52,035 From afar, it almost even looks like you care. 546 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,079 What do you want, Chapman? 547 00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,415 Dropping balls in the yard 548 00:31:57,498 --> 00:32:00,585 does not constitute proper physical exercise. 549 00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:04,464 In fact, I recently learned that inmates have a right 550 00:32:04,547 --> 00:32:09,302 to 30 minutes of outdoor physical activity every day. 551 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,721 Oh, yeah? Where'd you read that? 552 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,643 A little thing called Wikipedia. On the Internet. 553 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,608 How did I get access to Wikipedia on the Internet, you might ask? 554 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,777 Funnily enough, 555 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:31,157 on a cell phone... that you smuggled in. 556 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:38,122 So I'm thinking kickball. 557 00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,918 They used to have it here. I saw some pictures. 558 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,962 I think it's time to bring it back. 559 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:47,632 Sure. 560 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,801 Hey, you know, Badison just got shivved 561 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:52,261 and they're separating the rec times. But yeah, why not? 562 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:53,638 Hey, while I'm at it, 563 00:32:53,721 --> 00:32:56,349 why don't I see if I can install a rifle range for you ladies, too? 564 00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:57,767 -Huh? -Yeah. 565 00:32:57,850 --> 00:33:00,520 Okay, Chapman, I could bust your ass for possession of a phone. 566 00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:03,856 Mmm-hmm. And then what? I get a shot, spend a few days in Ad Seg? 567 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,943 You would lose your job. 568 00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,905 Maybe even get arrested. 569 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:14,909 I want to play kickball. 570 00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:20,164 I have very fond memories of it from third grade. 571 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:24,961 Kickball. 572 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,214 I'll see what I can do. 573 00:33:30,216 --> 00:33:31,342 [Badison laughs] 574 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,428 Youse fucking suck. [scoffs] 575 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,265 I need to talk to you. Alone. 576 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:41,936 God, Vause, why are you so obsessed with me? 577 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:46,774 I am done playing games. I owed you a favor, and now I'm done. 578 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,693 Chill, chill. 579 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,403 Did you put that money in my commissary? 580 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:53,156 You're upset 'cause a big chunk of money fell into your lap? 581 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:56,409 Consider it an engagement gift. No strings attached. 582 00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:57,952 I'm not doing it, okay? 583 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,122 This thing that you're trying to rope me into? It ends now. 584 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,004 She kept saying, "I can't go back there. I can't go back to Max." 585 00:34:08,087 --> 00:34:11,007 And I looked past it over and over again. 586 00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,970 Now, I'm out here in a do-rag, doing nothing with do-nothings. 587 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,056 -No offense. -None taken. 588 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:19,599 We wouldn't hang out with us either. 589 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:26,230 And she's in there with the pudding, and fresh fruit and... the yogurt. 590 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,649 Okay, now that part is super effed-up. 591 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,819 Right? That bitch should not be getting perks while we suffer. 592 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,738 Yeah, we should get perks, too. 593 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,824 No. She should suffer. 594 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,829 Feels like you have a serious veranda against this bitch. 595 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:47,210 I do. All the "V" words. And I know I'm not the only one. 596 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,759 You look like you've been in here awhile. 597 00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,428 I'm looking for a woman. 598 00:34:57,512 --> 00:34:59,680 Aren't we all, sister? 599 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,600 There's someone in here I'm trying to find. 600 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:11,901 Have you heard of anyone in here with a vendetta? 601 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:16,364 I'll also accept enduring grudge or longstanding beef. 602 00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,866 Definitely. Two years ago, 603 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,702 somebody stole a can of Beefaroni from my cell 604 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:25,373 and replaced it with alphabet soup. Nobody wants that letter shit. 605 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,250 Of course. That's like the homework of soup. 606 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,751 Exactly. 607 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:32,922 And I've been trying to find and kill that bitch ever since. 608 00:35:33,005 --> 00:35:36,884 Thirty years ago, this biker gal, Frieda, duped some idiot in here-- 609 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,887 I don't know what you're talking about. But if I did, 610 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,223 I wouldn't call that inmate an idiot. 611 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:48,980 Watch yourself, Long John Silver. [laughs maliciously] 612 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:11,419 Did I do okay? 613 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,088 I mean, I've never really officially done an interview before. 614 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,966 -Mmm. -Did I sound smart? Did I ramble? 615 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,968 God, I hope I did not ramble. 616 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:23,181 Uh, I guess I rambled. 617 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,892 You run your mouth a lot. 618 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:26,809 Excuse me? 619 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,519 Yeah. You think you're smart, 620 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:31,147 then you run your mouth and that's how you end up where you are. 621 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,064 I don't understand. 622 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,108 You're the one who told me to do the interview. 623 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,819 I thought you were gonna talk about the case. 624 00:36:36,903 --> 00:36:38,863 Didn't think you were gonna shit on all of us. 625 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,573 He was asking me what it's like. 626 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:43,034 It's hell every day, right? 627 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,914 Guess what? The guards? CO's? We're right in here with you. 628 00:36:49,582 --> 00:36:52,793 Most of us are trying to do our best, given the circumstances. 629 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,212 -Come on, Tamika. -[buzzer sounds] 630 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,796 You see how I'm being treated. 631 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:01,219 This is people doing their best? 632 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:06,224 I stuck out my neck for you. To help you. And this is how you do? 633 00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:07,892 I wasn't talking about... 634 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:10,186 I wasn't talking about you. I wasn't. 635 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:11,854 God, please. 636 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:14,857 I was talking about them. 637 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,151 Yeah, well, I am them. 638 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,490 [sighs] 639 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:27,453 ♪ Young Money! ♪ 640 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,791 ♪ A milli, a milli, a milli, a milli A mil, a mil, a milli, a milli ♪ 641 00:37:31,874 --> 00:37:34,543 -♪ A milli, a milli, a mil, a mil ♪ -♪ You dig? ♪ 642 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:37,672 ♪ A milli, a milli, a milli A mil, a mil, a milli, a milli ♪ 643 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:38,881 ♪ Mack, I'm going in ♪ 644 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:43,803 ♪ A millionaire I'm a Young Money millionaire ♪ 645 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:45,972 ♪ Tougher than Nigerian hair ♪ 646 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:49,267 ♪ My criteria compared to your career Just isn't fair ♪ 647 00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,311 ♪ I'm a venereal disease Like a menstrual bleed ♪ 648 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,398 ♪ To the brother, son, daughter, father Motherfuck a copper ♪ 649 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,609 ♪ Got the Maserati dancing on the bridge Pussy poppin' ♪ 650 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,361 ♪ Tell the coppers: "Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 651 00:38:00,444 --> 00:38:02,154 ♪ You can't catch him You can't stop him" ♪ 652 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:05,116 ♪ I go by them goon rules If you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em ♪ 653 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:06,701 ♪ You can't man 'em then you mop 'em ♪ 654 00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,411 ♪ You can't stand 'em then you drop 'em ♪ 655 00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:11,664 ♪ You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em Like Orville Redenbacher ♪ 656 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,624 ♪ Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! ♪ 657 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,835 ♪ Motherfucker, I'm ill ♪ 658 00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,962 -[oil sizzling] -♪ Yeah ♪ 659 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,298 ♪ A million here, a million there ♪ 660 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:24,051 ♪ Sicilian bitch with long hair With coke in her derriere ♪ 661 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,845 ♪ Like smoke in the thinnest air ♪ 662 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,597 ♪ I open the Lamborghini Hopin' them crackers see me ♪ 663 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:30,599 ♪ Like, "Look at that bastard Weezy!" ♪ 664 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,769 ♪ He's a beast, he's a dog He's the mothafuckin' problem ♪ 665 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:36,897 ♪ Okay, you're a goon But what's a goon to a goblin? ♪ 666 00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:41,736 I don't know how to tell you. I just don't fuck with cashews. 667 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:46,282 But those are, like, the top nut. 668 00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:50,494 -[scoffs] -I mean, you open up a bag of mixed nuts 669 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:53,331 and you hope for a cashew. 670 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,041 Mmm-mmm, not me. 671 00:38:55,124 --> 00:39:00,171 I open a bag of mixed nuts and I hope to get sunflower seeds. 672 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,007 That's not a nut, nut. [chuckles] 673 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:04,967 -Shut up. -[both laughing] 674 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,263 Well, neither is a cashew. 675 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,976 It's a drupe. D-R-U-P-E. 676 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,728 -I learned from the Rasta... -[door opens] 677 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,105 ...making me incense from the train. Uh. 678 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,273 -The fuck? -Shit! 679 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,567 -You were supposed to lock the door. -I thought you were. 680 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,319 -You lying. -I... I... 681 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:25,029 [whispers] I'm not lying. 682 00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:28,574 Um, welcome to Storky's, 683 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,618 home of the new Biscuit Burger and Gravy Bundle. 684 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:34,622 May I... Can I help you, Michael Spence? 685 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,917 Ay, yo, can you help me out? 686 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,380 I don't know. If it's burger... If it's burger-related. 687 00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:44,131 [sighs] I need the money. 688 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:46,550 -Uh, what? -The money. 689 00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:50,179 Give me the fucking register money. Hurry up! 690 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,681 -Look... Look-- -Give me the... 691 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,935 Okay. Michael, listen, I want to, but I gotta tell you, 692 00:39:56,018 --> 00:39:57,728 if I open up this drawer this late, 693 00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,648 it's gonna set off all the police alarms and video cameras, okay? 694 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:05,027 Shit. Then... 695 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,487 Then give me your Js! 696 00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,863 What? 697 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:11,534 The Jordans. On your feet. I seen 'em. 698 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,539 Come on, please. These are the new eights-- 699 00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:18,499 Just give me the fucking Jordans! 700 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:24,296 Man, this is some black-on-black crime. This is bullshit! 701 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:28,259 You could've robbed some white bitch. We was in social studies together. 702 00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:30,177 Ah! Shut the fuck up! 703 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,931 And I'm watching you, all right? 704 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:37,768 So don't be pressing no buttons or no shit. 705 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:44,108 Golly, man! [grunts angrily] 706 00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,949 [Tamika] Tasha. Oh, my God. 707 00:40:52,032 --> 00:40:53,325 -You okay? -No. 708 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:56,537 The nigga just stole my shoes, and I stepped in something wet. 709 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,330 Is that gravy? 710 00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:01,000 Or you piss on the floor when you was acting like a little bitch? 711 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,669 Oh, fuck you. He had a gun. 712 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,338 I thought for sure I'd be moppin' your blood up off the floor. 713 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,424 Like you were supposed to mop shit up around here. 714 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,593 Tonight was supposed to be your night to clean up. 715 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:12,303 And I was getting to it. 716 00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:15,556 I just wanted to get my smoke on first. You know I clean better when I'm high. 717 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:18,767 Oh, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 718 00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:21,687 We've been getting high as fuck in here and they got security cameras? 719 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:22,605 Girl, please. 720 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:26,066 This place too cheap for some fucking security cameras. 721 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,069 But Michael Spence don't know that. Dumbass. 722 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,280 [chuckling softly] Oh, shit. 723 00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:34,408 You-- You bad. You one bad sister. 724 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:39,121 Well, I'm a product of my environment. 725 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,331 [Tamika clapping] 726 00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:43,250 Thank you. Now, clean the fuck up. 727 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,423 So, I was thinking that we should split cleaning duties 728 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,133 so we can get through it faster. 729 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:52,593 Yes, please, let's go faster 730 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,221 so we can spend more time in our prison cells. 731 00:41:55,304 --> 00:41:59,308 Ah. You got attitude, girl. I like it. 732 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:03,437 I'll tell you what, I take the bathroom and you can do the visitation area. 733 00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:07,733 Deal. And our agreement is final. No take-backsies. 734 00:42:07,816 --> 00:42:08,901 Let's shake on it. 735 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:13,322 This must be your first time on visitation duty. 736 00:42:13,405 --> 00:42:16,242 Yeah. What's the big deal? 737 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:20,412 Well, I don't know whether the visitors are nervous to see their loved ones 738 00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,790 or if it's the long car rides here, 739 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:25,376 but the visitors' bathroom is basically Chernobyl. 740 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:27,044 I don't know who that is. 741 00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,671 My advice? 742 00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:32,007 Hold your breath and start spraying madly. 743 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:37,930 [breathing heavily] 744 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:38,847 [gasps] 745 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:43,894 [sighs] 746 00:42:57,658 --> 00:43:00,578 Yes, it is smart to do it in spurts. 747 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,967 Oh, hi, ma'am. May I speak to you for a second? 748 00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,969 -Hey, how you doing? -Hey. 749 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:18,637 -Uh, you just saw your girlfriend? -Yeah. 750 00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:20,180 Yeah. What's all this? 751 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,017 Oh. Here. Try this sample. 752 00:43:24,893 --> 00:43:26,854 How much more time does she have left? 753 00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,607 Mmm. Not bad. Five months. 754 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,191 That's nothing. 755 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,819 You know, in five months you could get yourself jacked for her. 756 00:43:33,902 --> 00:43:36,280 I mean, not that you don't look good now. 757 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:37,489 This stuff works? 758 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,283 Yo, look at me. Would I lie to you? 759 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,580 -Can I tell you something? -What's that? 760 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,707 I used to be in there too. 761 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,501 -Oh, yeah? -Well, not there. Up the hill at camp. 762 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:50,961 Minimum. 763 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:55,758 And now I'm just out here, you know, trying to make money to get my kids back. 764 00:43:55,841 --> 00:44:01,555 But this shit right here is the real-real. This Nutri Herbal. It's transformational. 765 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:03,891 -How much? -$30. 766 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:06,352 Yeah? You got it. 767 00:44:06,435 --> 00:44:07,936 Thanks. 768 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:10,898 Thank you so much. 769 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,400 Hello, sir. May I interest you in some Nutri Herbal? 770 00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,361 Sir, we have it in chai. 771 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:19,198 Hi. Hi, beautiful couple. May I have a second of your time, please? 772 00:44:19,281 --> 00:44:21,075 [girl] Mommy, can I have the milkshake? 773 00:44:21,158 --> 00:44:23,869 -Honey, we're not buying anything today. -Hi, no, listen. Hi. 774 00:44:23,952 --> 00:44:26,246 -It's not a milkshake. -Oh, it ain't gonna hurt her any. 775 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:29,375 Here you go, little girl. Have the pink one. 776 00:44:29,458 --> 00:44:32,211 And here's one for you too, Mom. Look at that. 777 00:44:32,294 --> 00:44:35,130 -Instant breakfast for the whole family. -Okay. 778 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:37,758 Hey, have you ever thought about making some extra money? 779 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:42,429 Oh! Hey, hey! I'm so sorry about this, ma'am. Enjoy your visit to prison. 780 00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:47,184 Yo. What the hell you doing? That's my Hot and Healthy Heather, yo! 781 00:44:47,267 --> 00:44:49,103 You cannot solicit here. 782 00:44:49,186 --> 00:44:53,357 I will help you pack up because it is raining and... 783 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,318 'cause I wanna take you out. 784 00:44:57,319 --> 00:45:00,781 What do you mean? Like, kill me or out on a date? 785 00:45:00,864 --> 00:45:04,410 On a date. Look, I'm out of here in, like, 15 minutes. 786 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,746 -What do I gotta do? -Eat. 787 00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,665 If you're hungry. 788 00:45:09,748 --> 00:45:12,126 You like Red Lobster? It's Endless Shrimp right now. 789 00:45:13,585 --> 00:45:14,628 Great. 790 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,297 You can have all the little shrimps you want. 791 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,508 -I'm gonna have the lobster. -[chuckles softly] 792 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,385 And a steak. 793 00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:23,220 Nice. Surf and turf. 794 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,097 All right. Come on. 795 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:27,391 [inmates speaking indistinctly] 796 00:46:04,636 --> 00:46:07,931 -You need to come with me. -I'm in the middle of something. 797 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:15,272 I'll keep your place. 798 00:46:22,154 --> 00:46:23,363 [Red sighs] 799 00:46:34,833 --> 00:46:37,753 [indistinct chatter over walkie-talkie] 800 00:46:56,855 --> 00:46:57,856 I'll be back later. 801 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,485 You're going to leave us in here? 802 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:03,237 Telling me how to do my job? 803 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,578 [cell door shuts] 804 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:13,872 Have a seat. 805 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,586 Okeydokey. 806 00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:45,279 The way I see it, this haircut could go one of two ways. 807 00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:51,994 I am very sorry, Carol, but I didn't realize it was you who-- 808 00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:54,830 Was the idiot who let your friend Frieda sell me out? 809 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:57,124 She is not my friend. 810 00:47:57,207 --> 00:48:01,503 And this is a classic miscommunication because that is not at all what I meant. 811 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,171 Then what did you mean? 812 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:08,760 I am the idiot. 813 00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,931 I was the fucking queen. 814 00:48:13,765 --> 00:48:19,146 And I've been reduced to the fool because Frieda sold me out. 815 00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:22,774 Like she sold you out 30 years ago. 816 00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,236 And how does she get away with it? 817 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,281 Every single time. 818 00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,993 I want to put an end to it, 819 00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:37,039 and I needed to find the person in here who was as angry as I am, 820 00:48:37,122 --> 00:48:40,751 who knows what it's like to be betrayed by her. 821 00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:53,972 Well, it looks like you found her. 822 00:48:59,227 --> 00:49:00,312 Now... 823 00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:03,607 let's fix that fucked-up hair of yours, shall we? 824 00:49:06,401 --> 00:49:07,444 [Red sighs] 825 00:49:07,944 --> 00:49:09,571 I'd love that. 826 00:49:13,992 --> 00:49:15,369 [salsa music playing] 827 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:16,828 [Luschek] Quick steps! 828 00:49:17,537 --> 00:49:22,417 Uh, quick steps. Quick steps. Just quick steps. Quick steps. 829 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:25,337 They were right. This class does suck my nuts. 830 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,546 [inmates giggling] 831 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:30,300 All right. Hey, hold on, hold on. At least he's trying. 832 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:32,094 Can I help you? 833 00:49:36,014 --> 00:49:40,852 Okay, ladies. Partner up. Everybody find a partner. 834 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:43,897 Face each other and move your hips like this. Look. 835 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,191 There you go. Move those hips. 836 00:49:46,983 --> 00:49:51,113 Keep your distance. No touching. Remember, we're shadow-dancing. 837 00:49:52,739 --> 00:49:55,325 -You got the stuff? -Yeah. You got my sperm? 838 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,994 Still warm. So, how we gonna do this? 839 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:01,999 Okay, everybody switch with your partners, but keep moving those hips. Switch. 840 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:13,844 All right. Bend your knees just a little bit and keep those hips moving. 841 00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,263 It's all about the flirt. There you go. 842 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,808 Looking good, ladies. 843 00:50:21,101 --> 00:50:22,519 Come on, Luschek. 844 00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:24,771 Switch. 845 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:34,531 -What you got in your hand there? -Looks like our Oxy. 846 00:50:34,614 --> 00:50:37,826 Did you think we weren't gonna notice Blanca's 30-pill order? 847 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:41,496 You know our shit can't cross enemy lines. 848 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,666 Daddy shouldn't have fucked up a good thing when he had it. 849 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,752 [Dayanara grunting] 850 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:47,919 [groans] 851 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,341 [Dayanara coughs] 852 00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:23,246 What the fuck happened to you? Did you get the stuff? 853 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:25,165 They jumped me. Cunt-Block bitches. 854 00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:28,502 -Where's the Oxy? Did you get it? -They took it. [sighs] 855 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,671 Oh, fuck! 856 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,966 What are you more concerned about? Me or the Oxy? 857 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:42,641 Hey, every one of those bitches is gonna get her face carved up. 858 00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:44,226 For touching you. 859 00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:50,857 That's the right answer. 860 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,902 I managed to pocket a few right before they got to me. 861 00:51:53,985 --> 00:51:54,820 Shit. 862 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:56,738 [Daddy grunts] 863 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,741 -You're sexy, you know that? -Yeah. 864 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,369 Show me where they hurt you. 865 00:52:03,161 --> 00:52:04,037 No, I'm good. 866 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,164 There's one thing I learned in prison, 867 00:52:06,248 --> 00:52:09,251 is how to take a licking and keep on ticking. 868 00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:11,837 What's that? 869 00:52:13,088 --> 00:52:16,466 You were gonna keep those pills for yourself, weren't you? 870 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:17,509 No. 871 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:20,637 Yes. Maybe. 872 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:24,099 That doesn't matter. I gave 'em to you, didn't I? 873 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:28,979 That's right. That's a good girl. 874 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:47,247 Ah. 875 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:48,999 Hurry, before the diablitos die. 876 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,292 Where's my speculum? 877 00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:52,002 Was I supposed to get a speculum? 878 00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:56,172 I'm kidding. All right. Relax. That's an order. 879 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,591 -Everything is here. -Mm-hm. 880 00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,218 The straw, the spunk. 881 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,721 I'd do it myself, but frankly, I did a test run with Go-Gurt, 882 00:53:02,804 --> 00:53:04,306 and it was a mess. 883 00:53:04,389 --> 00:53:05,599 And a waste of good Go-Gurt. 884 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,183 I gotta say, I was hoping 885 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,144 that you were gonna go with the Krazy Straw. 886 00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:12,022 A little touch of whimsy, but this is good, too. 887 00:53:12,105 --> 00:53:15,317 -Uh, two in one. Straightforward. -Mmm-hmm. 888 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:16,943 All right. Now. Just, uh... 889 00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,949 You're welcome. Yeah. Relax, lady. 890 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:27,203 All right? This is my area of expertise. One of them, anyway. 891 00:53:27,287 --> 00:53:29,414 I'm also surprisingly great at needlepoint. 892 00:53:29,497 --> 00:53:30,707 Huh. 893 00:53:30,790 --> 00:53:31,833 Mmm. 894 00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:40,550 Keep that for your baby book. [sighs] You ready, mama? 895 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:44,471 -Ready, mama. [sighs] -Mmm-hmm. 896 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,348 Let's make a life today. 897 00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:47,849 [Flores chuckles] 898 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:49,225 [sighs] Okay. 899 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,853 -Now, relax these babies. Okay. -Mmm-hmm. Oh. 900 00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:54,272 [blows straw] 901 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,568 -Yep. And we have lift off. All right. -[chuckles] 902 00:53:58,652 --> 00:53:59,986 -Keep these legs up. -Okay. 903 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:00,946 Hey, you know. 904 00:54:01,029 --> 00:54:04,240 I hear that it helps the whole process if you have an orgasm during, uh... 905 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,910 I'm not actually suggesting, you know, volunteering myself, 906 00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:09,329 but I do feel it would fall under the jurisprudence of, uh, 907 00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,247 "Gay for the stay, straight at the gate." 908 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,916 Fuck! 909 00:54:12,999 --> 00:54:15,335 [Nicky] Well, sounds like you're already there. 910 00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:16,628 Well, you know it happens. 911 00:54:16,711 --> 00:54:19,756 Just being in proximity of my pheromone cloud can have that effect. 912 00:54:19,839 --> 00:54:24,844 Oh, yeah. [grunts] Looks like my work here is done. [sighs] 913 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,184 Oh, fuck. 914 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:37,482 Hey, any mail for me? 915 00:54:37,565 --> 00:54:39,693 Nope. Nothing for you. 916 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:48,243 Yo, I swear, you was channeling some American Gangster shit. 917 00:54:48,326 --> 00:54:49,536 Oh, yeah? 918 00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:52,163 Hey, make sure you lock the damn thing this time. 919 00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:54,874 -Yeah, I locked it. -Shit! 920 00:54:54,958 --> 00:55:00,380 Yeah. Yeah, I was, like, looking up at you and thinking, 921 00:55:00,463 --> 00:55:02,799 "Why doesn't she just give this fool the damn money?" 922 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:05,677 I mean, come on. What else was we supposed to do? Right? 923 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:08,388 "Um, hello, police? I'd like to report a robbery. 924 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:10,515 Uh, yes, we're high as fuck. 925 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:15,103 And yes, there's money missing from the register." 926 00:55:15,186 --> 00:55:17,105 Who do you think they was gonna blame? 927 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,191 True. True. 928 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:25,280 I can't even front, 'cause you probably saved my life tonight. 929 00:55:25,363 --> 00:55:27,073 [Taystee chuckles] 930 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,366 For real. 931 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:33,538 That was some not-all-heroes-wear-capes-type shit. 932 00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:37,625 Yeah. And some don't wear shoes either, yo. 933 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:41,546 -Oh, right. Damn, girl. -[Taystee groans] 934 00:55:41,629 --> 00:55:45,050 -I would give you mine, but-- -But you wear, like, child sizes. 935 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,009 Yeah. 936 00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:50,305 I can't believe dude took your fucking Jordans. 937 00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:54,559 But the joke is on that dummy because those ain't Jordans. 938 00:55:54,642 --> 00:55:57,812 -Those was Gordons! -What? For real? 939 00:55:59,064 --> 00:56:02,734 Yo, I got them from Canal Street. Canal Street Special, yo. 940 00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:04,486 Special, baby. 941 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,738 -Whoo. -Uh, uh, uh, get it. Uh. 942 00:56:08,406 --> 00:56:12,535 -Yo. Uh, wait. It's almost 3:00 a.m. -Damn. 943 00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:15,580 I gotta go. My moms is gonna be pissed. 944 00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:17,123 Yeah. 945 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:23,046 [both chuckle and grunt] 946 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:28,176 -You gonna be at work next Wednesday? -Girl, you know it. [clicks tongue] 947 00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,348 ♪ And the cypress trees are leaving ♪ 948 00:56:33,431 --> 00:56:37,727 ♪ And everybody, they are grieving ♪ 949 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:42,941 ♪ I'm glad I had a friend Glad I had a friend ♪ 950 00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:49,114 ♪ Glad to have known you ♪ 951 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,159 ♪ So I must know you know ♪ 952 00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,748 ♪ Wherever you had come from ♪ 953 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:04,796 ♪ That must be where you had to go ♪ 954 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,509 ♪ But whichever way you went ♪ 955 00:57:10,426 --> 00:57:14,222 ♪ I can walk about just recalling ♪ 956 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,643 ♪ Sweet memories not appalling ♪ 957 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:22,480 ♪ That way My mind does truly tend ♪ 958 00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:25,400 ♪ I'm glad I had a friend ♪