1 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,633 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:18,075 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 4 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,242 [cell door slams] 6 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:31,007 [barber] Next group. 7 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,176 Up against the wall, inmates. 8 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,887 These lice ain't gonna clear out on their own. 9 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:36,846 [Helen] Uh... 10 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,723 Chrome dome. 11 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,436 Next in line, let's go. Chop-chop. 12 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:45,688 No, please. No, please. I beg you. 13 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:49,609 I told you. I am not supposed to be here. I am an MCC executive. 14 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,361 I don't care if you're Princess fucking Di. 15 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:52,737 Still gotta clear your lice. 16 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:56,032 Hey, Princess Diana is dead. All she wanted was a normal life. 17 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,493 Please, please don't do this. Please, don't do this. 18 00:01:58,576 --> 00:02:02,622 [cries] Oh, God! Please, please. You are making a huge mistake. 19 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:06,835 [chuckles] He really is! But I'm enjoying it so much. 20 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:12,590 You sure it's her? 'Cause that one's forehead looks bigger. 21 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,509 [Costa] No, you can't look at the forehead. 22 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,178 You gotta look at the nose. See how the nostrils match up? 23 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,806 [Miller] I could never date a bald chick. 24 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:21,015 Amber Rose? 25 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,434 Oh, fuck. That's right. 26 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,524 Yo, G.I. Jane. Lucky day. Warden says you're free to go. 27 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:30,483 [snickers] 28 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,318 Might have been luckier five minutes ago. 29 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,404 But she's still a menace to society! 30 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,948 You are so fucking fired! 31 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:42,203 Oh, look on the bright side, hon, at least the lice are gone. 32 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,830 Up top anyway... 33 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,790 [Big Boo and Ouija chuckle] 34 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,835 [Jack] On behalf of the board and everyone here at MCC, 35 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,546 I would like to extend our deepest apologies. 36 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,966 But, if I might point out, the silver lining here, 37 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:58,219 it's that your unique, first-hand experience 38 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:02,891 will be invaluable to MCC's mission of innovation and reform. 39 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:07,353 Really? You think that you can buy me off with large produce? 40 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,855 And I know for a fact that 41 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,983 that is a middle tier basket because the top tier one has a dragon fruit in it. 42 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:13,860 Bad form, Jack. 43 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:16,988 [sighs] I know what you went through was rough-- 44 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,657 [scoffs] No, no. I don't think you actually do. 45 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,119 Not unless you were witness to a possum giving birth in a shower drain, 46 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:26,706 or had a mob of angry sociopaths try to stone you to death with their shoes. 47 00:03:26,789 --> 00:03:31,961 And let's not forget my luxurious, four-day vacation at FDC Cleveland, 48 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,797 a place so shitty even the pubic lice have opioid addictions. 49 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:37,508 Don't women shave everything down there now? 50 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:40,261 Really? 51 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:41,179 [sighs] 52 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:45,350 -We're working to improve conditions. -I am sure that you are. 53 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,936 In the meantime, you have two choices. 54 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,855 Option one, I sell my story to the press, 55 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:54,150 and I sue MCC for $10 million, plus damages. 56 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,526 Or option two. 57 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,780 You offer me a considerable upfront bonus for pain and suffering, 58 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,531 and you fire your buddy Stan 59 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:03,534 and you hire me as senior VP at triple my current salary. 60 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,120 Linda, please. Be reasonable. 61 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:11,084 I think, considering the PR nightmare that MCC is in, I am well within reason. 62 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,418 The only question is, 63 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,879 do you want me on the outside pouring gasoline on this fire, 64 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,674 or in here, helping you put it out? 65 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,801 [indistinct chatter] 66 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,100 Keep it moving, inmate. 67 00:04:27,183 --> 00:04:29,560 You've got lunch for five more minutes. 68 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:34,107 When you're finished, that's your cell over there. 102. 69 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,159 May I sit here? 70 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:46,703 Please. 71 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,794 I can give you the 411 on these Max psychos. 72 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,673 They do that to you? 73 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:02,051 [grunts softly] COs. Payback for shooting Humps. 74 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:03,803 Shit! 75 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:08,141 You guys, this is like in Breakfast Club. 76 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:11,227 One kid from every group in school. 77 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:17,191 Oh, my God. You have a toothbrush! Sweet Jesus! 78 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,359 The fuck? 79 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,570 Bitches here steal all the new girls' kits. 80 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,281 We haven't washed our hair or brushed our teeth in, like, forever. 81 00:05:23,364 --> 00:05:25,116 So they got something against good hygiene? 82 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:27,160 No. It's like D-block initiation. 83 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,661 Oh, like in a sorority. 84 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:32,540 Only instead of playing beer pong and getting date-raped, 85 00:05:32,623 --> 00:05:34,917 you get shivved and regular raped. 86 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,587 [moans] Oh, God! It so good. 87 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,590 Okay, it's bad enough you using it, you don't gotta fuck it. 88 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,053 You try having morning sickness all day and not being able to brush. 89 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:48,848 My teeth are rotting like that bulimic girl from the library. 90 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:51,517 With all that puking, you'd at least think she'd be skinny. 91 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,270 Dude, you got puke teeth all over my brush? 92 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:57,190 I still can't believe they let you fuck in the visitation room. 93 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:00,234 It was by the vending machines. I was very discreet. 94 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,820 Okay. Knocked up and a bag of chips. 95 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:03,988 [laughing] 96 00:06:06,407 --> 00:06:10,661 You think I don't notice you cookies? 'Cause believe me, I do. 97 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,747 Daddy's got eyes everywhere. 98 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,711 I didn't even get to clean my tongue. 99 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,214 That little bitch runs the toothbrush game here? 100 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,550 No, they work for Barbara. She's a D-block boss. 101 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:28,763 -Ain't no gangsters named Barbara. -Shh! I wouldn't say that too loud. 102 00:06:28,846 --> 00:06:31,766 The last girl that crossed her got hot Milky Way thrown in her face. 103 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,477 -That shit sticks and burns. -[Lorna] I like Milky Way. 104 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,730 Not burning hot in my face, but room temperature, in my mouth. 105 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,857 So that's it? We part of Barbara's gang now? 106 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:44,028 If it makes you feel any better, I heard C-block boss is even worse. 107 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,156 The only good way out is gettin' moved to Florida. 108 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,661 Technically, it's B block. Neutral territory. 109 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,622 Okay, so how we get in? 110 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,583 We don't. Florida don't let normal people like us in. 111 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,878 Only, grannies, trannies and loonies. 112 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,341 Well, don't look at me. I might be crazy, but I'm not Florida crazy. 113 00:07:05,424 --> 00:07:08,761 Well, like it or not, we D block now. 114 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,308 Look at you. 115 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:16,936 Jesus, has it been that long? 116 00:07:17,019 --> 00:07:18,229 Yes. 117 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,691 This is my colleague, Ms. Goldstein. She'll be handing your case for the firm. 118 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,568 Hi. Please call me Michelle. 119 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,278 It's good to see you again, kid. 120 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:27,071 -Hmm. Okay. Uh... -All right. 121 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:32,076 It's not the daddy-daughter dance. Yeah. I'm just here for the lawyering. 122 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,580 Maybe if you'd taken me up on that five years ago, 123 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:38,416 you wouldn't be here in the first place, right? 124 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:40,793 Maybe if you hadn't left, I wouldn't have turned to heroin. 125 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,003 But I guess we'll never know. 126 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:46,799 See, the kid's got my sense of humor with Orphan Annie's face. 127 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,386 You remember, Nick, you used to drive us crazy with those songs? 128 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,014 Yeah. I thought maybe if I sang loud enough 129 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:55,641 that my real parents might just turn up and rescue me. 130 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:56,934 I hate to be a buzzkill, 131 00:07:57,018 --> 00:08:00,480 but I think we should really dive into your possible charges. 132 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,898 Now based on recent precedent, 133 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,192 the US Attorney's office isn't gonna have much trouble 134 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:06,486 indicting all of you on riot charges. 135 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:10,990 I had no idea what the hell was going on. I was just along for the ride. 136 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,200 Good to know. 137 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,661 Because our defense will likely hinge on the government's inability to prove 138 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:19,499 that you had knowledge that your actions would be in furtherance of vandalism, 139 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:23,794 injury to property, or unlawful assembly within a federal prison. 140 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,671 Told you she was good, didn't I? 141 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,177 Oh. Uh... [chuckles] 142 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,596 It's terrific. [chuckles] 143 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,597 Uh... 144 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:38,434 Well, I mean, just like my piano teacher, and the French tutor. 145 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,813 You know, I've always been curious, uh, does the hourly rate... 146 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:47,902 Does it go up or down when the hired help doubles as your side piece? 147 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:51,864 Michelle happens to be one of the best criminal litigators in New York. 148 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,617 So she's not pro-ing your bono? 149 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,785 Watch your mouth! 150 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,703 Your father and I are engaged. 151 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:03,584 We're getting married in November. We also have two children together. 152 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:07,088 Sammi's five and, uh, Atticus just turned three. 153 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:13,469 Nicky, I wanted to say something about it over the phone, 154 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,972 but I thought you would, you know... 155 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,599 You know what? You know what? You know what? 156 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,895 I was wrong. Okay? This whole thing? Big mistake. 157 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:26,482 Les, thank you for stopping by. 158 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,526 Michelle, no hard feelings. 159 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:32,321 I'm sure you're a great lawyer, and you have a wonderful vocabulary, 160 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,783 and you're going to make an excellent trophy wife. 161 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:39,412 You... [chuckles and clicks tongue] 162 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,455 Okay, guard! I'm done here. 163 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:44,875 Kid, don't get bogged down by old baggage. 164 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,836 You're in real deep shit. 165 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,964 Nicky, you need good representation. 166 00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:53,217 [woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 167 00:09:54,885 --> 00:09:59,724 Take it slow out there, Berlin. We don't need any more injuries. 168 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,434 Pass. 169 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:04,312 Pass. 170 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,983 If I weren't so happy to see you, I'd kill you myself. 171 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:10,484 What the hell were you thinking? 172 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,236 It's complicated. 173 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,865 Our affection for Roman Polanski films is complicated. 174 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,700 Suicide is for cowards. 175 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,827 You don't understand, Red. 176 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:23,247 I got history in this place. 177 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:27,918 There's people here spent three decades waitin' to take a crack at me. 178 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,880 Since when is Frieda Berlin afraid? 179 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:34,508 [scoffs] It's not fear, it's pragmatism. 180 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,385 Like my daddy always said, 181 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,429 "The cyanide pill won't work 182 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:41,891 unless you take it before the commies bust in your door." 183 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:46,020 Well, the commie is right here and I'm telling you to keep fighting. 184 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:48,648 -Oh, shit. Frieda! Are you okay? -Shit. 185 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:52,777 I got it. I got it. It's okay. She's fine. It's okay. 186 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,445 Did you hurt yourself? 187 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:57,448 I'm fine. Just stiff is all. 188 00:10:57,531 --> 00:11:00,618 Bullshit. I see what you're up to. You put that back right now. 189 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,203 Leave me alone, Red. 190 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,665 I am not going to stand by and watch you do this to yourself. Or to me. 191 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,417 You have problems here, you find a creative solution, 192 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,003 like you've done for the past 30 years. 193 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,588 It's different this time. 194 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,424 Or maybe you're not trying hard enough. 195 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,509 [grunts] 196 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,848 [music playing on radio] 197 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,228 [Carol] Hey, Frieda... 198 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:33,067 your dad's hot and all, but I got other plans. 199 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:35,152 Hope you don't mind. [sighs] 200 00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:37,822 Now that is human perfection. 201 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:39,824 Right, Frieda? 202 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,741 [chuckles] 203 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,118 Sure. 204 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,206 [music stops] 205 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:56,048 What the hell? I paid less than that for four last time. 206 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092 You got a problem with my prices? 207 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,386 No, we're good. Right, Tyler? Come on. 208 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:01,887 [tsks] This some bullshit, man. 209 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:02,847 [chuckles] 210 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:06,725 Hey, Carol, maybe you ought to go back to dealing in the showers. 211 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:10,855 You kidding? Finding your hidey-hole is the best thing that ever happened to me. 212 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,150 The shower steam made my hair look like shit. 213 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,278 Now come on, let's look at the rest of today's haul. 214 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,286 Damn, Frieda! We're killing it! 215 00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:28,372 Oh! And you know I have a sweet tooth. 216 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,957 Just one. 217 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,752 -Oh! How much for a jawbreaker? -They're not for sale. 218 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,047 But you got so many. I like watching the colors change. 219 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,717 Do you now? 220 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,095 Well, come on in. Come on in. 221 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,184 [chuckles] 222 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,439 Do I look like Willy Fucking Wonka to you? 223 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,690 No, ma'am. 224 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,233 This place look like a candy store? 225 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,029 -Ow. -[Carol] Frieda, hold her hair for me. 226 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:03,782 Ow! 227 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,493 Now open your fucking mouth 228 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:09,413 before I shove this so far down your goddamn throat you give birth to it. 229 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,251 Go on. Start sucking. 230 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,629 -[choking] -[Carol laughs] 231 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,466 Jesus, Carol! You're such a little psycho! 232 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,886 Bad enough you're stealing my customers, you don't gotta go kill 'em too. 233 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,430 Yeah, you better fuckin' run, Greeley! 234 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,349 Sorry ladies, shop's closed. 235 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:30,518 Piss off, Flunky. I'm here to see my sister. 236 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:34,063 Didn't anyone tell you? Family reunion's been canceled this year. 237 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,815 It's funny, because Mom's coming to visit me later, 238 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,069 just like she did last week and the week before. 239 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,404 She doesn't send her love, by the way. 240 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,074 What do you want, Barbie? 241 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,868 I mean, besides an ass that don't look like a pizza box? 242 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,789 I want you and Gnarly Davidson to step off my H game. 243 00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:55,167 [chuckles] Sorry, sis, but you ain't the boss of me no more. 244 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,128 We had a deal, Care. D block gets smack and weed. 245 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,214 Cunt block gets rock and pills. 246 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,262 Look at yourself, Carol. You're a child. 247 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,056 Amateur like you got no business selling horse. 248 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,017 You'd be better off dealing ex-lax to the biddies in Florida. 249 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,272 Frieda, you gonna sit there with your thumb up your butt 250 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,065 or you gonna do something about this? 251 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:21,235 All right, ladies, it's time for you gals to move it along. 252 00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:22,444 Okay. 253 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,113 [laughing] 254 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,246 Come on, Frieda. 255 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:34,540 You and me got some beef to look at. 256 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:39,044 Oh, my God! Ah. Oh, God. I love a man with a big bush. 257 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,214 Oh, God, look at that little dickie-doo. 258 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,009 [chuckles] He's all alone in the forest. 259 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,260 [chomping sounds] 260 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,931 And how are tensions between C and D block? 261 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,141 'Cause last time I was here, 262 00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,352 we were losing fingers faster than a Romanian leper colony. 263 00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,354 Gang activity's down to a low simmer. 264 00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,316 Just some stabbings, couple of missing toes... 265 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,943 What ya playing for, Carol? 266 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:07,031 Oh, you know, gambling's illegal. We just play for braggin' rights. 267 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:10,618 Of course. The love of the game. You staying out of trouble? 268 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,369 Always. 269 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,706 You got any idea how long the FBI's gonna be using our break room? 270 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,250 -I got yogurts in that fridge. -Expiration dates are bullshit. 271 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,376 You've been missed. 272 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,420 Also bullshit. But I'll take it. 273 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:23,255 At least there was never a riot on my watch. 274 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,591 Keep the gangs in check, keep your guys in check, 275 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:28,177 and don't bother me unless there's a death. 276 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,762 What about MCC protocols? 277 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:33,307 Listen, the best thing you can do is think of yourself as a hotel maid. 278 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,727 No rearranging the furniture and no asking questions, 279 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,439 no matter what kind of freaky shit you find on the nightstand. Got it? 280 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:44,068 From here on in, surface cleaning only. 281 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,613 Now you gonna tip me bigger if I look sexy in my uniform? 282 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,073 Analogy's over, Ricky. 283 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,700 What more do you people need? 284 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:55,746 You've seen the video of him torturing us. 285 00:15:55,829 --> 00:16:00,042 That monster should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 286 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,671 So, it would be fair to say you hated CO Piscatella? 287 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,591 Look at what he did to me! 288 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,846 I'm like a doll that's been wrecked by a demented child. 289 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,515 He should rot in hell. 290 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,850 Then you admit to wanting CO Piscatella dead? 291 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,603 Why? You have a connection to Make-A-Wish? 292 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,271 [Michelson] We'll do you one better. 293 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,988 You're kidding. [gasps] 294 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:40,416 Wait. You think I have something to do with this? 295 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,918 That would be the logical conclusion, 296 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,839 seeing as how Piscatella's body was found in the same place we found you. 297 00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:50,843 And you sure do seem to have plenty of motive. 298 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:58,308 One rolling cart for Hayes, and a mop for Gonzales. 299 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,477 Cops come down on me if this shit goes missing 300 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,230 so try and keep your noses as clean as the floors, okay? 301 00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,942 Let's pick up the pace. C block's getting filthier by the second. 302 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,278 Why we gotta mop enemy territory? 303 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:12,072 Guess they're too good to clean their own shit. 304 00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:14,700 Think it'd be wise to keep your mouth shut, Diaz. 305 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,952 Anyone else have a question? 306 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,621 -[Black Cindy] Mmm-mmm. -No, sir. 307 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:23,792 Let's hit it. 308 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,213 [Black Cindy clears throat] 309 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,133 This place is way too serious. 310 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:33,719 If we get jumped, we use these as weapons. 311 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:34,970 [grunts] 312 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,640 You don't think that they would hurt a pregnant lady, do you? 313 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,018 Sir? Sir? 314 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,895 You know she's a girl, right? 315 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,646 Hey, right. Um... 316 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,107 Miss? Ms. Daddy? 317 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:51,987 I know I'm not showing yet, but I am indeed with child. 318 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,407 Jesus. You cookies ever stop whining? 319 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,289 I'd never put my D girls in danger. Especially not ones so pretty. 320 00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:06,210 Yeah, I'm gonna look real good when my face turns black-and-blue. 321 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,378 Bruised fruit tastes the sweetest. 322 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,548 Hey, Duarte, list. 323 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,567 I can walk on my own now. Really. 324 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,070 My legs feel much stronger. 325 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,822 If you say so. 326 00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,283 [groans] 327 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,495 Dagnabbit, Berlin! I knew this would happen. 328 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:44,581 -You hurt anything? -Oh, just my ego. 329 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,961 [sighs] I guess I can't do anything right anymore. 330 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,049 You know, that negative attitude is not helping your depression. 331 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:01,223 According to scientific studies, 332 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,643 the best thing you can do to improve your mood 333 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,021 is write lists of all the things you're grateful for. 334 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,233 I don't have paper or a pen. 335 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,235 For what? 336 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,653 [chuckles softly] 337 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,947 For the gratitude list. 338 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,658 I'd like to try it. 339 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:21,952 [sighs] 340 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:23,829 All right. 341 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,458 What you should be grateful for is the fact that I'm letting you borrow this. 342 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,753 Don't even think about trying to kill yourself. 343 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,964 This is a felt-tip, it won't work, got it? 344 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,508 Scout's honor. 345 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,350 [cell door closes] 346 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:07,206 They think we killed Piscatella. I need to warn the girls. 347 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,794 Yo, Aunt Jemima, 348 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963 chill the fuck out or those COs will be up our asses 349 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,090 faster than Mikey O'Brien's pinky finger. 350 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,520 What the hell is she doing? 351 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:35,025 [mouthing] Piscatella is dead. 352 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,403 Oh, Red is really losing it. 353 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,033 [sighs] 354 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,164 First word? 355 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,878 -Get up. Move. -All right. 356 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:03,929 Cross. 357 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,349 Cock. 358 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,227 Penis? Penis. Peeing? 359 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,021 Pee? The first syllable is "P." 360 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,359 [sighs] 361 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:22,698 -Driving? Car crash? DUI? -Shut up. You're distracting me. 362 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,784 [Badison] What you should do is let me help you 'cause you suck at this, 363 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:28,453 and I'm pretty much a charades savant, so... 364 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,291 [Red] Piss? 365 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,211 Car... 366 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,589 Peeing? Urination? Urination drive? 367 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,258 Driving Miss Daisy. 368 00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,885 Damn. How do you do that every time? 369 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:52,394 [Frieda] "Giant killed. Cops framing us." 370 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:53,854 Hmm. 371 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:02,904 Shit. 372 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,119 Oh! Oh, Burt! Oh, God! 373 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,164 Burt is the least of our problems. The stash is gone. 374 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:17,794 Oh, God. I swear, I will kill that flat-ass bitch with my bare hands. 375 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,879 [grunts] 376 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,213 [breathing heavily] 377 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:22,215 [grunts, shouts] 378 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,925 Carol, calm down. 379 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,720 Last sister you whacked landed your ass in here. 380 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:29,306 How many times do I have to tell you Barbie's the one who did it? 381 00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,932 I just brought Debbie to the lake. 382 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,309 -We need to be strategic. -No. 383 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,479 What we need to do is to teach those D-block bitches a lesson. 384 00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,898 -Show them they can't fuck with us. -Agreed. 385 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,984 But shoot a deer in the gut, you wind up chasing it down for days. 386 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,446 Shoot it in the heart, you're eating venison by dinner. 387 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,700 [chuckling] 388 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,829 Frieda, meeting you was the luckiest day I had 389 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:57,375 since I found that $50 bill on the bathroom floor of Dairy Queen. 390 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,482 -[door buzzes] -[indistinct chatter] 391 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:26,321 Damn. Look at this place. 392 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,824 They got TV? 393 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,327 Shit. It's like we in the VIP section at the club. 394 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,288 [Dayanara] That's 'cause the C-block birds got all the good jobs 395 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,332 wrapping cheese for Grace Grocers. 396 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,960 So they sit here feeding their faces 397 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,838 while we wipe their floors for 12 cents an hour 398 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:45,006 just 'cause we're stuck in D block? 399 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,093 Mmm-hmm. It's called economic segregation. 400 00:23:48,176 --> 00:23:50,679 We live on the wrong side of the tracks. 401 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,139 [retching] 402 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,227 Watch your back, Flaca. 403 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,021 -Do I know you? -No, but we know you. 404 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,607 -You're the chick from YouTube, right? -You saw that? 405 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:06,903 -We love your shit. Big fans. -No, I liked the other one better. 406 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:09,156 Not me. I find you more relatable. 407 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,534 Too bad your stuck with the douche-block trash. 408 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,870 Gonna make life here a whole lot harder. 409 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,752 -Looks like you missed a spot. -[mouthing] I'm so sorry. 410 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,838 And they call themselves fans. 411 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:28,175 Seriously, that's, like, one full month of contour powder. 412 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,510 Hey, guys, check it out. 413 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,347 [Black Cindy] A shower kit... 414 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,771 Well, don't look at me. Unless you want me to puke on her. 415 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:43,607 Tattoo artist beat you to it. 416 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:48,612 Oh, I say we send the famous one. Girl's probably president of her fan club. 417 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:51,239 My fans know less is more. 418 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,493 Better idea, we borrow one from Mendoza. 419 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:06,171 Oh, Jesus! 420 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,275 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] 421 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:29,653 [breathes deeply] 422 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,668 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] 423 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:49,631 Oh, shit. They're taking Frieda for questioning. 424 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:50,799 I'm too late. 425 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,885 It's your own fault for not using my help with Charades. 426 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:57,639 Everyone knows you don't use "car" when you wanna say "ca." 427 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,558 This is not good at all. Frieda doesn't have the information. 428 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,144 She won't know how to defend herself. 429 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:06,398 Well, if you want help getting the message out, 430 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,608 the offer's still on the... 431 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:14,447 I refuse to take help from a girl whose greatest claim to fame 432 00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,866 is blowing a lesser Wahlberg. 433 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,034 [scoffs] 434 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:22,956 Well, unless that fur-fringed crystal ball of yours can send psychic messages, 435 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,624 I don't think you got much of a choice. 436 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:29,754 And everybody in my neighborhood, guys and girls, has blown a Wahlberg. 437 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,590 Not a big deal. There's a lot of 'em. 438 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:48,189 -What you doing here? -Cleaning up after your happy hour. 439 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,151 Your mom knows you took a plea? 440 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:54,195 Look, I don't need any guilt trips from you, okay? 441 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,867 You think I don't feel bad enough? I can't sleep at night. Everything hurts. 442 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:04,331 When I finally manage to close my eyes, all I can see is his fucking droopy face. 443 00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:07,208 -I know you didn't mean for him to-- -That doesn't matter right now. 444 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:10,211 The only reason I came up here is 'cause I need to ask you for a favor. 445 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:15,300 -We lost all our shower stuff to the-- -Step away from the door, Mendoza. 446 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:19,054 Carol doesn't take kindly to fraternizing with the help. 447 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:28,104 And, bitch, don't you even think about stealing my brown Pantene. 448 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:29,898 That shit's getting discontinued. 449 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,159 Piscatella was killed in the pool. 450 00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,871 -You mind saying that again? -Seriously, Creech? It's one sentence. 451 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:47,248 Girl, you know how much paint I huffed in middle school? 452 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:52,921 That guard, Piscatella... Tell them he was killed in the pool. 453 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,181 Piscatella was killed in the pool. 454 00:28:08,311 --> 00:28:10,730 They say Piscatella got killed in the pool. 455 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,776 For real? Piscatella's dead? 456 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:19,572 Why so sad, Curly Sue? Guard dies, you should throw a fucking party. 457 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:24,494 Yeah, uh, I'll wait to order the cake until after I don't go down for murder. 458 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:26,621 [sighs] 459 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:29,582 Hey. Excuse me. 460 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,169 Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, I really need to talk to my lawyer. 461 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,671 So he drowned? 462 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,798 No dipstick, the pool was empty. 463 00:28:36,881 --> 00:28:38,425 Wait, which guard was it again? 464 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:43,054 I told you. The one that used to work here. Big guy. Super tall. 465 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:44,889 Right, right. Got it. 466 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,436 Great. Ebony. 467 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,607 Not you, Baby Killer. The other one. 468 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,443 Please, I am so bored. 469 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,779 I already read this one. It's more character-driven than plotty, 470 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,197 but it's intensely well observed. 471 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,074 I appreciate the two-cent review, 472 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,369 but listen, your buddy across the way thought you might like to read it again. 473 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,121 You hear me? 474 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,539 What else did she say? 475 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:12,459 Deitland, please, throw me a bone. I'll take anything. 476 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,335 Even the Bill O'Reilly book. 477 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,382 -Red is trying to send a message. -[Beth] Try page 69. 478 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,260 They're always putting it there. Think they're being so tricky. 479 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,636 [sighs] Lame. 480 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,725 Holy shit. You're right. 481 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:35,940 "Tall one killed in pool." 482 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:43,656 Tall... one? 483 00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,742 Does she mean Alex? 484 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:09,098 Damn. I should've grabbed that Pantene when I had the chance. Stupid. 485 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:12,101 The stupid part is that we have to steal it in the first place. 486 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,939 Hey, hey, hey. One of Flaca's fangirls, 487 00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,942 she doesn't have her shower caddie thing with her. 488 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:20,401 [gasps] 489 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:23,196 [exhales] 490 00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:25,990 Screw this. I'm goin' in. 491 00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:26,991 Yes! 492 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,160 I'm going with you. Not to brag or nothing, 493 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:33,373 but I once walked outta Toys"R"Us with 14 Bratz dolls in my pants. 494 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,334 Oh, yeah. Bootylicious, just stand lookout. 495 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:40,255 Spewy McChunks, you gotta make a distraction. 496 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,590 Oh, no. I don't think I have anything left. 497 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,844 -So fake it. -All right! 498 00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:50,056 -Yo, Daya, come closer. -I'm not done cleaning this area. 499 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,851 Well, my area is as ripe as the stanky cheese... 500 00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:57,063 so all hands on deck! Come on. 501 00:30:59,107 --> 00:30:59,941 Oh! 502 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:04,028 Oh, mercy me. Oh! When will it end? 503 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:05,780 [mimics retching] 504 00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:13,496 -[coughing] -There, there. You'll be okay. 505 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:16,875 Uh-oh. 506 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:18,334 Gotta go get that. 507 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,260 Yay! [chuckles] 508 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:42,525 You're sure Nicky got the message? 509 00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:47,530 Trust me. When it comes to this place, I'm fucking hi-speed digital broadband. 510 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,033 Overpriced with shitty customer service. 511 00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,702 I don't remember charging you anything. 512 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,704 I know how people like you work. 513 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:57,457 You'll come to collect your debt eventually. 514 00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:00,793 Lighten up, Chucky. I'm on your team now. 515 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:04,714 Here, I'll even send some good vibes their way. [deep breath] 516 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:07,717 -Don't waste your time. -Beats doing nothing. 517 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:12,096 'Specially if your crew gets in front of those big, scary Feds 518 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,350 and decides to serve you up like Easter supper. 519 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:18,686 I were you, I'd get my butt in there, ASAP... 520 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,064 turn on them first. 521 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,109 You don't know my girls. 522 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,447 I like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character. 523 00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,825 But I guess we'll wait and see. [chuckles] 524 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:38,247 They show up here again, you know they got your back. 525 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,961 But if they don't... 526 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,468 Sorry, I've forgotten the question. 527 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:55,348 You were explaining why your prints were on the weapon that killed CO Piscatella. 528 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:59,727 That's easy. Because I moved it. I didn't want anyone getting hurt. 529 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,147 You can't really be Annie Oakley with the shakes. 530 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,817 [Nguyen] Nicky Nichols. 531 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,820 I wasn't told you'd have representation present. 532 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:12,782 Yeah. I was having trouble, uh, pulling the trigger on my legal team. 533 00:33:13,741 --> 00:33:16,160 Not that I literally pulled any triggers. 534 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:20,039 My client had nothing to do with the violence in the riot, 535 00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:21,958 nor was she involved in organizing it. 536 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:27,255 That's interesting. Because I have testimony of over 30 inmates 537 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:30,842 claiming they saw Ms. Nichols break into the prison pharmacy 538 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:34,929 and distribute thousands of dollars' worth of prescription medications. 539 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,183 Jesus. It's like a George R.R. Martin novel. 540 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,268 [scoffs] 541 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,228 I'll need to review a copy of that. 542 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,230 How is any of that even usable? 543 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,941 Half of those girls were high the whole time. 544 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,694 I'd take this more seriously if I were you, Ms. Nichols. 545 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,905 If you add up the theft, possession, and distribution charges 546 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:54,532 the US Attorney's put together, 547 00:33:54,615 --> 00:33:56,701 you'll be facing an additional 70 years. 548 00:34:02,081 --> 00:34:03,207 [inmates gasping] 549 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,836 [Black Cindy] Shit! Burn, bitch. Burn. 550 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:08,212 [Taystee] Fuck you, Piscatella. 551 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,048 [Black Cindy] Yeah. What you got-- 552 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:13,259 I'll tell you right now, when a jury sees that, 553 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:15,803 they're gonna think, riot organizer. 554 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,598 I'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to intimidate my client 555 00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:20,058 with your scare tactics. 556 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,393 Ms. Chapman had no involvement in the riot's organization. 557 00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:23,853 If anything, she was its victim. 558 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:28,399 A victim who quite willingly participated in that bonfire 559 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,276 and captured it all on video. 560 00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:33,905 But let's give Ms. Chapman a chance to speak for herself, shall we? 561 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,490 Ms. Chapman? Ms. Chapman? 562 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,410 I'm sorry. What? 563 00:34:40,703 --> 00:34:43,956 I'd like you to detail exactly how you participated in the riot. 564 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,750 You want to know what I did during the riot? 565 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:51,464 I ran around collecting Cheetos and organizing an art installation. 566 00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:54,217 [voice breaking] That's what I chose to do... 567 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,138 when I could have been with Alex... 568 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:05,144 I couldn't see who fired the gun. It was so dark. 569 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:09,565 And-- And there was so much noise and smoke and confusion-- 570 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:12,318 How about we look at some pictures? 571 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:14,278 That might jog your memory. 572 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,740 Well, they... 573 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,575 They look familiar. 574 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,327 But... 575 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:24,956 But my mind's not what it used to be. 576 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,543 What about her? 577 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,711 You think it could have been her? 578 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:35,883 I might be able to answer your question 579 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:40,721 if we could have a little talk first about my situation. 580 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:41,764 [Les] Give me a break. 581 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,642 We both know whatever AUSA you're paired up with 582 00:35:44,725 --> 00:35:47,728 could give a rat's ass about some bullshit drug charges. 583 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:52,942 So, unless you have something real you wanna discuss, Agent Nig-oo-yen, 584 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:55,611 uh, I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste any more of our time. 585 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,946 It's pronounced "Noog-yen." 586 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:57,947 Actually, it's "Wen." 587 00:35:58,614 --> 00:35:59,907 -"Wen"? -Always. 588 00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,994 Apologies, Agent Nguyen. 589 00:36:03,077 --> 00:36:07,290 My colleague was merely suggesting that you put a deal on the table. 590 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:09,500 We both know that the only thing you care about 591 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:14,463 is identifying the leaders of the riot and determining who killed CO Piscatella. 592 00:36:16,757 --> 00:36:19,302 I'll need to speak to the US Attorney's Office first. 593 00:36:19,385 --> 00:36:21,512 Okay, so you're telling me 594 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,516 you have no idea how CO Piscatella came to be in that underground bunker? 595 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,434 I... 596 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,853 I guess Red... 597 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:31,981 she made us bring him down there. 598 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:34,233 -[Michelson] Galina Reznikov? -Yes. 599 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,611 I'm curious, Ms. Chapman. 600 00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:40,364 Why would a group of inmates want a guard with them down in that pool? 601 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,034 -Piper, you don't have to answer that. -To torture him. 602 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:46,037 She wanted to torture him for torturing us. 603 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,997 She couldn't let it go. 604 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,084 Her fucking obsession brought that crazy man into the prison 605 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:55,046 and now Alex is... 606 00:36:57,506 --> 00:36:59,508 You know, you should all go fuck yourselves. 607 00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:03,304 I don't care anymore. 608 00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:07,725 That is very helpful, Ms. Berlin. I appreciate your cooperation. 609 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,061 And I appreciate yours. 610 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:13,481 I still have some questions about that bunker pool, 611 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,983 where CO Piscatella's body was found. 612 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,777 Sit. 613 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:23,574 They're going to make you a deal, Nicky. All you have to do is give them a name. 614 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,037 I don't know who the fuck killed Piscatella. 615 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,164 I mean, the last I saw the guy, he was... 616 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:34,252 Okay, unfortunately, very much alive. 617 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:37,046 Well, then maybe you can name one of the organizers. 618 00:37:37,129 --> 00:37:40,508 Now, you mentioned the woman on the phone, right? 619 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,343 Who took you into the bunker. 620 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:45,554 -[chuckles] -She had a color instead of a name. 621 00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:49,100 Wait, first off, you named your kid Atticus so you lost your right to judge. 622 00:37:49,183 --> 00:37:52,395 Second, Red is my friend. 623 00:37:52,478 --> 00:37:54,897 Based on what you told us of her leadership role, 624 00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,942 the AUSA probably already has a case against her. 625 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:01,237 -Good for them. I'm not a snitch. -Who cares? 626 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,865 You're gonna give up the rest of your life to protect some lousy criminal? 627 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:08,119 [chuckles] Not that it matters, but Red just happens to be 628 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:11,580 one of the few people in my life who actually cares about me. 629 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:14,792 Kid, please, I am begging you not to blow this. 630 00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:15,876 Oh, don't worry about that 631 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,754 'cause I haven't blown anything since at least 2006. 632 00:38:18,838 --> 00:38:21,966 Okay. Why don't you take the night and sleep on it, Nicky? 633 00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,718 I know that this is a hard decision, 634 00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:27,179 but if you want any sort of a life beyond these bars, 635 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,140 then this may be your only chance. 636 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:30,391 [sighs] 637 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,519 [Bellamy] Contraband peanut butter, 638 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,980 23 cans of Hormel baked beans, 639 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:40,735 a 1994 Dell computer, all of them covered in your fingerprints. 640 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,988 Not to mention ample forensic evidence 641 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:49,618 suggesting CO Piscatella was bound in a bovine-themed stockade. 642 00:38:49,702 --> 00:38:51,370 [chuckles] We let him go. 643 00:38:51,454 --> 00:38:53,247 -Who's "we"? -I let him go. 644 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,042 Sounds to me like you held him hostage. 645 00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:58,044 After all, he was tied up in your secret bunker. 646 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:02,131 Crazy bastard stormed the place. He was gonna kill all of us. 647 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,717 So you decided to stop him before he got the chance. 648 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,844 -No. -Oh, so you only tortured him. 649 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:09,680 We immobilized him. 650 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,891 No one did anything after that. 651 00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,602 He just sat there with his head in the cow. 652 00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,939 I need another name, Ms. Berlin. 653 00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:22,651 That deal we talked about earlier, 654 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:26,864 about keeping you in Ad Seg, away from all those dangerous women-- 655 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,201 We did more than talk, we shook on it. 656 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,914 And I gave you the black girl. We had a deal. 657 00:39:34,997 --> 00:39:37,375 Well, things evolve. 658 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:42,171 You wanna keep your private room, you're gonna have to give me another name. 659 00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:43,589 Perhaps a Russian one. 660 00:39:45,841 --> 00:39:48,969 They've been gone for hours, you'd think they'd be back by now. 661 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:50,971 Jesus, Chucky, enough with the pacing. 662 00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:53,557 It's like you got a Fitbit stashed up your snatch. 663 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,978 -What's happening? Where is everyone? -Don't know about that. 664 00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,398 You gotta come with me, the investigators wanna talk to you. 665 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,483 But I already spoke with them. 666 00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:07,113 See? What'd I tell ya, you don't look out for number one, 667 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,698 you wind up steppin' in number two. 668 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:16,038 Move it along, ladies. 669 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:18,457 Check it out. 670 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:21,085 -Give me that conditioner. -Chill, there's enough to go around. 671 00:40:21,168 --> 00:40:22,378 [Black Cindy] Mmm! 672 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,714 I'm gonna get all up in them nooks and crannies. 673 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:30,344 [laughing] 674 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:37,435 [gags] 675 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,938 I know my nose has been a little sensitive lately, 676 00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:43,566 but this shampoo, it doesn't smell so good. 677 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:44,525 Smell. 678 00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:49,280 -Ugh, that shit is nasty! -Wait. You don't think that-- 679 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,322 Holy fuck! 680 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,575 -[retches] -This ain't shampoo, 681 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:53,993 it's sham-piss! 682 00:40:54,076 --> 00:40:55,119 [all exclaiming] 683 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:59,498 Daddy, come here, you gotta see this. Cunt block whizzed in their soaps. 684 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,959 -[laughing] -Inmates, back in your cells, now. 685 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,128 Wow, you girls must be pissed. 686 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:09,425 Fuck off. This is your fault for stealing our shit in the first place. 687 00:41:09,508 --> 00:41:10,551 [screams] 688 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,095 You better watch your mouth, Diaz, 689 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:16,474 or I'll put you in the SHU for trying to incite another riot. 690 00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:18,350 [Dayanara groaning] 691 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,772 [whimpering] 692 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,363 Knock, knock. 693 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,781 [sighs] 694 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,283 What do you want? 695 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,494 This is not representative of my gift-basket skills. 696 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:40,915 I can put together a tight-ass themed basket on the outside. 697 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,500 Tight-ass is a theme? 698 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:46,670 -Ah, she's funny, too. -I ain't falling for no more pranks. 699 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:48,672 That Pert-piss trick's for amateurs. 700 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:53,052 If I was gonna pull something like that, I'd go all the way, and use number two. 701 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:56,055 It's already built in the name. "Shampoo." 702 00:41:57,264 --> 00:41:59,892 Trust me, mamacita. I'm looking out for you. 703 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,019 Mmm. 704 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,729 Almost as good as you look. 705 00:42:06,732 --> 00:42:08,901 I put in a little something extra to help with the pain. 706 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,862 And so you can get some shut-eye. 707 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,248 [phone ringing] 708 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,501 Interim Warden Figueroa. 709 00:42:25,584 --> 00:42:28,629 Natalie, hi, it's Linda Ferguson from MCC. 710 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:31,048 Linda? I usually deal with Stan. 711 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:32,841 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 712 00:42:32,925 --> 00:42:36,428 I just assumed that Jack had called you about our shake-up over at corporate. 713 00:42:36,512 --> 00:42:38,931 -That doesn't sound good. -Actually, it's fantastic. 714 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:41,350 Not so much for Stan, but for me, 715 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:42,935 I was formerly head of purchasing, 716 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:45,521 but as of this morning, I'm the new senior vice president. 717 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,274 Linda from Purchasing. 718 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:52,403 Congratulations. I look forward to working with you. 719 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:53,320 Thank you. 720 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,406 I was hoping to hit the ground running, I'd love it 721 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:58,367 if you and I could grab a drink this week to go over some of my new ideas. 722 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,745 Sounds wonderful. 723 00:43:12,131 --> 00:43:14,550 Let's go, inmate. It's moving day. 724 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:16,051 No. 725 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,428 Well, that can't be right. 726 00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:20,848 They told me I could stay here in Ad Seg. 727 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:25,019 Well, that's not what my orders were. Now hurry up, move it along. 728 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,363 [indistinct chatter] 729 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,700 Fucking kill you, Duffy! 730 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,577 Fucking cheese block's at it again. 731 00:43:41,660 --> 00:43:42,786 [grunting] 732 00:43:45,497 --> 00:43:46,582 [laughing] 733 00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:57,176 indistinct muttering, chuckling] 734 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,144 [indistinct chatter and cheering] 735 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,275 [inmate] That was good. Let's do that again. Let's get another. 736 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,610 Here we go. 737 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:16,862 [cheering] 738 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,406 Let's go, D block, come on. 739 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:21,867 Where the fuck is Frieda? 740 00:44:21,950 --> 00:44:24,078 Haven't seen her since the bottom of the third. 741 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,497 I saw her gettin' walked off by a CO, I think. 742 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:31,627 Damn it! This whole thing was her plan. Plus, she fucked up our kicking order. 743 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,253 Maybe she's in the bathroom. 744 00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,838 You're up, Carol! 745 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,758 Unless you want an automatic out for delay of game. 746 00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,262 Fuck it, I'll do it myself. 747 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:46,892 We go on my signal. They'll never know what hit ‘em. 748 00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,687 Hey. Don't we get any weapons? 749 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:53,023 Use what God gave you. What are you, a fucking pussy? 750 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,834 [indistinct chatter] 751 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:16,213 [indistinct shouting] 752 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,215 [yelling] 753 00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:20,467 [all yelling] 754 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,971 Fuck no! Don't just stand there like dummies! Go! 755 00:45:26,598 --> 00:45:28,016 [grunting] 756 00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:31,770 What's your goddamn damage, Carol? 757 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:32,771 You are. 758 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,648 Never could stand losing to me, could you? 759 00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:37,526 Always had to ruin a perfectly good game, just like when we played Risk. 760 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:40,070 That's because you always cheated! 761 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,321 [grunts] 762 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,573 Bullcrap! 763 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:43,699 Bull-true! 764 00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:47,870 You think I care about some stupid game? 765 00:45:47,953 --> 00:45:49,746 You stole my stash! 766 00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:53,750 -What the hell are you talking about? -I'd fuckin' kill you twice. 767 00:45:54,334 --> 00:45:57,796 Once for stealing my drugs, and once for my Burt poster. 768 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,715 Burt Reynolds sucks balls. 769 00:45:59,798 --> 00:46:02,092 And I didn't take your drugs. 770 00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:05,137 Double-dog pinky, Care. 771 00:46:05,220 --> 00:46:07,973 If I did, I'd be struttin' and you know it. 772 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:11,268 -[guard 1] Someone call this in? -[guard 2] Yeah, I got it. 773 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:15,731 [yelling] 774 00:46:15,814 --> 00:46:17,274 Frieda! 775 00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:22,905 Nice work, Berlin. 776 00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:25,073 About that transfer? 777 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,702 -Got a van waiting outside. -Pleasure doing business. 778 00:46:28,785 --> 00:46:29,828 Frieda. 779 00:46:30,412 --> 00:46:32,331 Stay out of trouble up the hill. 780 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:35,167 You just made a lot of big enemies down here. 781 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,807 Entering. 782 00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:52,392 [door buzzes] 783 00:46:56,813 --> 00:47:00,359 ["Kokomo" by The Beach Boys playing] 784 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:04,821 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪ 785 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:08,951 ♪ Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 786 00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:12,996 ♪ Key Largo, Montego Baby, why don't we go? ♪ 787 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,794 ♪ Jamaica Off the Florida Keys ♪ 788 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:23,715 ♪ There's a place called Kokomo... ♪ 789 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:28,220 You're the one who let me play Frogger. 790 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:34,184 Um, do you want a pudding cup? 791 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,813 They gave me an extra, but too much sugar gets me tizzified. 792 00:47:38,522 --> 00:47:40,816 Not... not right now. Thanks. 793 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:51,243 I don't know whose knob you greased to get in here, but welcome to Florida. 794 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:56,498 ♪ Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 795 00:47:56,582 --> 00:48:01,044 ♪ Key Largo, Montego Baby, why don't we go? ♪ 796 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:04,673 Hey, Suzanne, I changed my mind about that pudding. 797 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:05,757 Oh. 798 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:13,557 ♪ That's where we wanna go Down in Kokomo ♪ 799 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,311 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪ 800 00:48:17,394 --> 00:48:21,315 ♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 801 00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:23,317 ♪ Key Largo, Montego ♪ 802 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,863 ♪ Baby, why don't we go? Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo ♪ 803 00:48:27,946 --> 00:48:32,326 ♪ We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow ♪ 804 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:38,332 ♪ That's where we wanna go Way down in Kokomo ♪ 805 00:48:38,415 --> 00:48:42,169 ♪ Port au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse ♪ 806 00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:03,857 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 807 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:07,861 ♪ A little place like Kokomo ♪ 808 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:13,867 ♪ Now if you wanna go And get away from it all ♪ 809 00:49:13,950 --> 00:49:16,370 ♪ Go down to Kokomo ♪ 810 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:19,456 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪ 811 00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:23,377 ♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪