1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,924 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:10,075 --> 00:00:16,075 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 4 00:00:57,098 --> 00:00:58,850 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,868 [cell door slams] 6 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,290 [Bellamy] Yes, sir, I am aware of the time-sensitive-- 7 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:23,625 Of course, sir. 8 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,919 No, sir, we would never-- 9 00:01:26,002 --> 00:01:28,296 -I'm gonna tell you something... -I understand. 10 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,590 -...I don't want you to take offense. -[Michelson] Mm-hm. 11 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:33,134 Your breakfast smells like the inside of an asshole. 12 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,803 -[Bellamy] Uh-huh. -None taken. 13 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,680 Of course, Governor, I assure you, we're doing everything-- 14 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,767 Yes. I understand. Loud and clear. Okay. 15 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,561 [sighs heavily] 16 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:46,940 Sir? 17 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,487 Okay! So... our timeline's been chopped again. 18 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,155 We've got less than a week to deliver. 19 00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,323 -A week? -Under a week. 20 00:01:55,406 --> 00:01:58,660 The governor's got Blue Lives Matter crawling up his ass 21 00:01:58,743 --> 00:02:00,620 along with police lobbying groups, 22 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,164 the families of the dead guards. They want charges. 23 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:07,252 And BOP wants this over before the ACLU starts heavy sniffing, 24 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,922 giving the media another reason to run that clip of the burning Cheetos. 25 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:14,551 Put it all together, we're holding lit dynamite with shit smeared on it. 26 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:18,346 When are we supposed to interview the inmates that went to the Ohio facility? 27 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:21,307 -What to do with shit-smeared dynamite? -Well, I-- 28 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,392 Take it to Ohio? 29 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,020 Locals in Ohio will get statements, 30 00:02:26,104 --> 00:02:29,107 but we'll mostly be relying on the CO statements you two got, 31 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,817 and the testimony of the inmates here. 32 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:35,238 No one who was in that riot, whether they participated or not, goes back to Minimum. 33 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,658 And BOP says they need at least five inmates to eat big charges. 34 00:02:38,741 --> 00:02:42,620 So, we'll finalize Diaz's plea today, 35 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:46,791 and from this bunch we'll owe a life sentence for murder, 36 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,919 and three minimum tens for the riot leaders. 37 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,589 What am I smelling? 38 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:56,885 -Jackie has me seeing a nutritionist. -It's horrendous. Make it go away. 39 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,221 Let's make this easier on ourselves. 40 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:04,434 Uh, sir, none of the CO statements pointed at Tasha Jefferson being responsible-- 41 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:07,103 Like it matters. She's the face people saw in the videos. 42 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:11,399 You two need to fill out the other riot slots. Who'd the CO statements point to? 43 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:14,652 In this group, there were mentions of Mendoza, Ruiz, maybe Flores. 44 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,988 Make sure you got enough to indict at least one of them. 45 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:19,198 Let's prosecute a rainbow, shall we? 46 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:23,286 Ugh, I can still smell it. That is fucking ungodly. 47 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,914 We could use it to torture inmates into confessions. 48 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,333 Always thinking, Nguyen. Nice. 49 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,793 [cell door opens] 50 00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,595 [Black Cindy] Hey. Where y'all take Suzanne? 51 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,056 Hey, yo. Where Suzanne at? 52 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,517 You need some help shutting that mouth? 53 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,394 I'm sorry. I'm good. 54 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,896 -You sure? -I'm good. 55 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,272 Okay. 56 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,234 [indistinct chatter over radio] 57 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,865 [whispering loudly] Taystee! 58 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:04,911 T! [pounds door] Look at me, God damn it! 59 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,350 "Dear Taystee..." Shit! 60 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,685 Writin' her name... 61 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,188 [sighs] Oh. 62 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:43,366 "Giant killed. Cops framing us." 63 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,840 Exercise hour, inmate. 64 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:07,348 An opportunity to replenish your resources with physical renewal. 65 00:05:10,601 --> 00:05:11,769 Hands. 66 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:16,149 Hands. 67 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:19,902 Girl in Gen Pop got her face slashed last week. Can't be too careful. 68 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,323 [groans] 69 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:27,243 My leg gets numb sometimes. 70 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:31,664 -You know, I been sitting for too long. -[Copeland] You need to stay more active. 71 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,333 Let alone more proactive. 72 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,460 It's the first habit of highly successful people. 73 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,212 You know, I got an aunt from Michigan, had gout. 74 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,423 I bet that's what happened to her. 75 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,967 Couldn't get more proactive. 76 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,262 Nothing to do with her love of organ meats. 77 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,349 Come on. 78 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:54,562 T. 79 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:02,862 [man on TV] Do you intend to charge her formally? 80 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,947 It's up to Lieutenant Columbo. It's his case. 81 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:08,034 [porn actress over cell phone] Wow. I've never seen one this big before. 82 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:12,413 Oh, it's like a dinosaur! A big, black dinosaur cock! 83 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,372 [ball bouncing] 84 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,917 You're gonna stretch out my tiny pussy with that... 85 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,795 Hey! Knock it off! 86 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:21,130 It's a goddamn PE class out there. 87 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,925 -[porn actress moaning] -[ball continues bouncing] 88 00:06:24,008 --> 00:06:27,970 Stop bouncing the ball! It's too early for that kind of noise! 89 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,389 It's 12:23. Go to work! 90 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:35,019 Not that it's any of your business, but I am on paid suspension. 91 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,897 -If you're just gonna lie to me about it-- -I am not lying! 92 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,316 It's a complicated situation 93 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:43,694 that I am taking the hit for that you will not understand! 94 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:49,033 So now stop disturbing the entire neighborhood with your stupid racket! 95 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:51,744 [man on TV] Mr. Kingston. Yes, just give us a moment. 96 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,788 [porn actress on phone] Stretch out my tiny pussy. 97 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:55,248 [officer on TV] Getting a few... 98 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,458 [porn actress moaning over speakers] 99 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,504 [ball bouncing] 100 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,672 [Ethan] Eat a dick. 101 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,174 [indistinct chatter] 102 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,470 Wait here. They'll get you some Tylenol for your face. 103 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:14,142 [Lorna] And it would also do wonders for those bags under your eyes... 104 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,270 -Lorna? Lorna! -No cuts, basehead. 105 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,773 -[Piper] I'm trying to get to my friend. -I'm 'posed to give a fuck, basehead? 106 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,776 Why do you keep saying "basehead"? 107 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,905 [laughs] Yo. She smoked so much rock she forgot what they call the shit. 108 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,323 Are you calling me a crackhead? 109 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:31,576 Yes, bitch! You smoke up your whole vocabulary? 110 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,661 -She ain't a crackhead. -Thank you. 111 00:07:33,744 --> 00:07:37,165 Trista, right? We used to smoke meth near the Chuck E. Cheese off 95. 112 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:39,959 Check it out. It's Trista. Mikey's cousin's mom. 113 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:44,172 -How many kids you got now, Trista? -I'm not Trista. Lorna! 114 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,048 I'm sorry, I'm not interested. 115 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,092 Lorna, it's me. It's Chapman. 116 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:55,099 Oh, of course! Don't worry, you look fine. 117 00:07:55,683 --> 00:07:56,517 How are you? 118 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,520 I'm not so great. It's very different here. 119 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,522 [whispering] These girls are psychos. 120 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,526 They will come at you for just looking at them wrong. 121 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:09,947 [at normal volume] And my bunkie, she does four poops a day. Four. 122 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:13,451 Have you seen Alex? Was she on your bus? 123 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:16,370 No. Not that I was lookin' around a whole bunch. 124 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:20,541 I was mainly weeping softly, 125 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:23,336 but also trying to stay positive. You know. For the baby. 126 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,463 Oh, that's right. Nicky told us. 127 00:08:25,546 --> 00:08:30,134 I'm just so glad that our bus came here, so I'm still close to Vinnie. 128 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:33,179 The other buses, I hear, they went all over the country. 129 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:35,097 Have you seen Nicky or Red? 130 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,350 They're in Administrative Segregation with me. 131 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:41,646 Hey, listen, I've been feeling so guilty about leaving you guys. 132 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,607 People are saying you're gonna get pegged for the riot. 133 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,569 Like, you might get extra time on your sentence. 134 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:53,282 It's like when a whole group of you are running from the security guard 135 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,618 after you lifted something at Sephora, 136 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:58,204 and the ones at the back, they're gonna get grabbed, 137 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:03,459 and they have to show the security guard their titties so they don't get arrested. 138 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,670 You guys all have your tits out. 139 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,173 Extra time? 140 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:14,095 -Um. Sorry. -Go, bitch. 141 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:16,514 Chapman, you take care of yourself, okay? 142 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:18,683 I gotta take my prenatals now. 143 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,184 Morello. 144 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,396 [nurse] Morello. Folic acid, paroxetine. 145 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:28,901 No, that's not me. You got me all wrong. If anything, I was on your side. 146 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,404 -Mm-hm. -Then why are several corrections officers 147 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,573 telling us that you locked them in porta-potties? 148 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,617 -That could be considered torture. -I wasn't torturing nobody. 149 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,744 -I was-- -Hey. You have kids, right? 150 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:39,912 Want to see them grow up? 151 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,498 You're looking at a full decade added to your sentence. 152 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,792 [beatboxing] 153 00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,589 [Michelson clears throat] 154 00:09:53,384 --> 00:09:55,511 Gonna have to ask you to step outside, friend. 155 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,973 This room has been commandeered as part of a federal investigation. 156 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,184 Three minutes, okay. I need to eat every hour or I'll blow my gains. 157 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,228 Popcorn's high volume, low calorie. 158 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,897 Lot of people don't know that. Lot of bang for your buck. 159 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:10,860 Get it? 'Cause when the popcorn pops... 160 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:15,031 You can pop the popcorn, but you have to wait outside. 161 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,743 No, I can't. I have to wait till there are two to three seconds in between pops. 162 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:21,329 If I go outside, I'll miss that window and it'll burn. 163 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,164 Burnt things give you cancer. 164 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,127 [whispering indistinctly] 165 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:34,216 Just undershoot it! Put it in for 30 seconds less! 166 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,484 [microwave beeping] 167 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,617 Look. I don't know what you heard, 168 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,621 but I was the one trying to get those guards out of the prison safely. 169 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:07,541 Ask the... the head of, um, MCC, uh, Jack something! 170 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,544 I risked my own safety to help them escape. 171 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:11,921 No. That was-- Who was that? 172 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,215 -Ruiz. -Right. Ruiz helped the guards. 173 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,759 Ruiz? Let me tell you what the fuck Ruiz did. 174 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:19,178 She's the one that started this riot in the first place. 175 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:21,681 Pushing Daya to use the gun. 176 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:24,850 Ask that guard, um, McCullough! 177 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,645 Ruiz was ordering all them other girls around, 178 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:30,189 telling them to torture the guards and everything, 179 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,191 She made everyone take off their name tags. 180 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:33,484 What else did Ruiz do? 181 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:36,612 What else? 182 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,491 She's been cooking this up for a long time. 183 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:44,954 I heard her in the cafeteria plotting this whole riot thing 184 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,622 two weeks before it happened. 185 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,959 That's some premeditation shit right there. 186 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,669 [microwave beeping] 187 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,973 [exhales heavily] 188 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,102 So you know, this is, like, half kernels. 189 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,818 So, Ruiz. 190 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,820 That's right. 191 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,030 Start from the beginning. 192 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,950 [door lock beeps and buzzes] 193 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,538 Sorry, sorry. I know I'm late, but I have a good reason. 194 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,040 I won a trial. 195 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,334 Congratulations? 196 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,545 I know I shouldn't brag, but I'm just so shocked. 197 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:37,214 I thought for sure this guy was going down for at least 15. 198 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:41,635 You should've seen this AUSA, smooth as silk, Eric Troutman. 199 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:45,639 Yale. Watch. You're gonna see him on the ballot in a few years. 200 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:49,393 Anyway, he is virtually undefeated, and I'm coming off a hefty slump-- 201 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,687 Hold up. Hold up. A hefty slump? 202 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,815 Man, Tatelbaum told me he was sending in a big gun. 203 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,275 Are you even Jewish? 204 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:58,527 You lookin' mighty shegetz to me right now. 205 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,945 I assure you, I'm Jewish. 206 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,239 On your mama's side? 207 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,532 On both sides. 208 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,452 And the reason I was in a slump is because I take difficult cases. 209 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,704 If I took the easy ones, I would still have all my hair. 210 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,582 I'm kidding, it's hereditary. It started vanishing in my mid-20s. 211 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,627 But it's a sign of high testosterone. 212 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,129 We are here to talk about you. 213 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,006 I love your meme, by the way. 214 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:23,552 Wasn't sure how you take it, so I got the same as mine. Two sugars. 215 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,935 Mmm-hmm. 216 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,312 I guess this will do. 217 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:35,105 So, down to business. 218 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,983 For rioting and incitement to riot charges, 219 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,486 they tend to go after organizers. 220 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,030 Did you organize the riot? 221 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:44,698 -Nope. -Good. 222 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,035 Good. Concise. 223 00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,162 Now, the meme thing doesn't exactly help us, 224 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,581 but it does say follower more than instigator. 225 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:56,877 We'll make sure to highlight any actions you were taking to end things peacefully. 226 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,880 What do you know about this guard who was killed in the pool? 227 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,091 Uh, CO Piscatella? 228 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,969 Nothing. I wasn't there. 229 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:07,888 Great. This should be easy, then. 230 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,272 Oh, shit. Cindy. Fuck! 231 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,066 -[young Black Cindy] Be quiet! -Mmm-hmm! [grunting] 232 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:22,278 Oh, my God! Shut the fuck up before you get us caught! 233 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,282 All right, girl, you know I like them titties. 234 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,617 -[chuckling] -[grunting] 235 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,203 Them shits get bigger? 236 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,123 -You missed this, didn't you? -[sighs] 237 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,626 Shit. You know I'd be in this shit every night if it wasn't for-- 238 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,754 If what? You didn't have a girlfriend? 239 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:45,134 [sighs] Cindy, come on, you know that ain't got nothing to do with this. 240 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,428 -All right? Shit! -[indistinct chatter] 241 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,223 [boy 1] No, not my bitches. 242 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,391 [boy 2] Let me see it. 243 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,476 [boy 3] I put it in my locker. I'll show you later. 244 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,687 [boy 2] Watch that shit be in Darnell's hand right now. 245 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,481 Why half the lights out? It's darker than Curt's gums in here. 246 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,860 [laughs sarcastically] Ain't dark as your burnt marshmallow mama, bitch. 247 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,196 This from a fool look like a cross between Nelly and a black Twizzler. 248 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,448 [all laugh] 249 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,158 Ah! She went on this nigga, yo! 250 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,036 Don't come at me 'cause y'all was in the dark like some dumbasses. 251 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:14,663 Yeah, right. They was fuckin' in here. 252 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,998 [boys laughing] 253 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,877 This nigga, Curt, was in Cindy pussy wrecking it like... Bong! Bong! 254 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,464 Curtis come near me, ain't my goodie box gettin' wrecked. 255 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,799 I'd wring his thing out like wet laundry. 256 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,843 And he'd be on his knees. 257 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:32,264 "Cindy, what you do? I'm ruined for all other women!" 258 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:36,435 Oh, shit, Jasmine be all like, "What happened to your dick, nigga?" 259 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,563 He all like, "Jasmine, baby, you don't understand! 260 00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:41,941 -Cindy pussy be crushin' it!" -[all laughing] 261 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,068 Fuck you say about Jasmine? Hmm? 262 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,612 Yo! It was a fucking joke! 263 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,989 [Curtis] Keep fucking Jasmine's name out your mouth! 264 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,658 On my mama, that's my girl. 265 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,954 -You ever say anything about her, bro. -Chill, son. It was a joke. 266 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,957 Yeah, whatever. 267 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,959 Stupid ass nigga... 268 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,212 Awkward. 269 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,048 Yo, your boy is lunchin'. 270 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,592 Come on. Coach G 'bout to be pissed. 271 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,129 [school bell ringing] 272 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,679 L, in Lobster. 273 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,765 M, in Mattress Warehouse. 274 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,602 Two in a row. Come on, brother. I'm smokin' you. 275 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:05,149 [chuckles] Uh, yeah. Sure. 276 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,986 Hey, I know I kinda invited myself along, but I really needed this road trip. 277 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,239 Something to take my mind off things. 278 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,992 And you shouldn't be alone either. Oh. N, in Nathan's. 279 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,578 This, uh-- This isn't really a road trip. 280 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,748 I'm just dropping you off at your sister's. 281 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,959 Damn straight, it's not. We got no snacks. 282 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,129 You at least got gum or something? 283 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,714 No. There's nothing in there. 284 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,008 -What's this? -It's nothing. Put it back. 285 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,260 "Hersheypark, world's largest Buffalo wing, 286 00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,722 Nic Cage's tomb, that mall from The Mighty Ducks movie." 287 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,725 This is a bucket list. 288 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:43,937 [laughs] No, it's just some stuff I'm gonna see after I drop you off. 289 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:47,858 No, it's not. It's stuff we're gonna see. Together. 290 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,652 You know, fuck my sister. She's a total bitch. 291 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,404 Her house smells like hairspray and soup. 292 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:55,908 No! I'm taking you to your sister's. This is a solo road trip. 293 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,826 So you can kill yourself after? 294 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,246 No fucking way, brother. I can read between the lines. 295 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,291 I'm not going anywhere. 296 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,335 O, in Oil Change. 297 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,004 Uh, I'm not suicidal, I just... 298 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,466 I just wanna be alone. Now, I'm dropping you off and that's it. 299 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,636 I'm not afraid to say we went through some real shit. 300 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:17,846 Brought up some darkness. 301 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,058 You think I'm some pussy, sitting here bitchin' about my feelings? 302 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:24,394 Let me tell you, brother, there's a shitstorm coming. 303 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:28,232 And if you try to ignore it, it'll explode 304 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:31,360 when you're waiting in line at Wegmans' hot food bar 305 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,404 with a whole thing of orange chicken and they run out of rice. 306 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,448 P, in Parkway. 307 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:40,327 I gotta pee. P in pee. 308 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,829 [Dixon] That's good. 309 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,922 [Dixon grunting] 310 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,053 Q, QuickShop. 311 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,806 That's a sign. 312 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,641 I'm gonna grab some Cajun peanuts. 313 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:16,113 Oh, my God. Ditch him already! He's taking up all of our together time! 314 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,489 -I'm trying! -Are you? 315 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,616 I can hear you playing the alphabet game. 316 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:23,996 Cajun peanuts. Everybody knows you have Slim Jims and Zotz on a road trip. 317 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,665 Penn, I'm gonna get rid of him, I promise. 318 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,669 I want to ride the Lightning Racer with you, not with Dixon. 319 00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,087 You're so much hotter. 320 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,672 I am hot. 321 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,800 In case you have to pee. 322 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,510 Oh, my God. 323 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,514 It's like they want me to just disappear. 324 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:46,977 They want me to just take my check and, and, and, and fade into the scenery 325 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,063 while they, they villainize a bunch of girls who... 326 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:51,899 [sighs] 327 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,234 who were born a couple miles south of hardship 328 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,236 and took the only road in sight. 329 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,782 That's a Side Boob lyric, but it's true. 330 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,869 I don't want to give them that fucking satisfaction. 331 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:07,748 There are institutional problems! I've been listening to podcasts. 332 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,875 What do you mean by that? 333 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,085 I mean what I was saying, man. 334 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:16,173 Podcasts, institutional problems, those lyrics from "Misery Road," man. 335 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:19,051 Hey. I'm not gonna pretend I was a flawless warden, 336 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:22,888 but to be put out to pasture like that? [scoffs] Am I right? 337 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:27,643 I figured if there was anybody who had some perspective on it, it would be you. 338 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,896 This is basically... They did the same fucking thing to you. 339 00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:33,941 What do you mean by that? 340 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,735 You're not listening to anything I'm telling you! 341 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,988 You're right, Joseph. I haven't been listening. 342 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,448 I'm not gonna lie about it. 343 00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:45,369 I guess I'm just past the Litchfield leg of my life's journey. 344 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,622 I want to empathize, but I can't. 345 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:54,544 I don't live there anymore. Not here. Here, I've moved on. 346 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:55,879 What are you talking about? 347 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,464 I'm talking about acceptance, man. 348 00:20:57,547 --> 00:21:00,801 I'm talking about disrupting the negative thought patterns 349 00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,262 that I've fostered for my entire life. 350 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,181 Why do you think I suggested Siren Smoothie? 351 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,435 I'm filling my life with positivity. Places that bring me joy. 352 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,354 You know, they have a secret menu. 353 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,776 -I didn't know that. -[sighs] 354 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,697 Like this. 355 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,367 This is green Jolly Rancher flavor. 356 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,203 This is where I want to live. 357 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:33,667 Green Jolly Rancher. Not in a prison of the mind. 358 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,586 Let me ask you something. 359 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,298 How do I just do nothing? It's killing me. 360 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,383 I got no more come. 361 00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,137 I got no more Cap'n Crunch, no more Columbo episodes. 362 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:48,682 Fucking everything drives me nuts. Everything. 363 00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,601 I don't know, man. I don't have all the answers. 364 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:57,065 But I do know this, you don't make waves, man, you ride 'em. 365 00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:01,403 And if MCC wants to give you a check and tells you to go away, 366 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,489 then you take that check, and you go that way. 367 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,910 And while you're at it, give yourself some joy. 368 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,580 Yeah. 369 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:12,831 Hi, Rebecca. 370 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:23,383 [buzzer sounds] 371 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,391 All right, Ruiz. You're up. 372 00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:22,400 Trista. Back against the wall. 373 00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:30,492 Hurry up, Hoefler. I don't want any more problems with you. 374 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:33,036 But someone's in my Ad Seg cell. 375 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,413 We're doubling up because of the cookies. So... 376 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,935 [door locks] 377 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,112 Should we talk about the sleeping arrangement? 378 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,573 I have my bed. I don't give a shit where you sleep. 379 00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:15,912 [Beth sighs] 380 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,544 Uh, you must be one of the riot girls? 381 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,922 I heard you cut off a guard's privates and flushed them down the toilet. 382 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,591 Do I look like a Trista to you? 383 00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,970 Tell me. What do you see when you look at me? 384 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,015 I used to think that there were two versions of me. 385 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,267 That there was the version of me in here, 386 00:24:37,350 --> 00:24:40,604 who smoked crack, had a gang that punished people for crossing her. 387 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:44,900 And then the real me... she was out there, 388 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,360 and she hadn't done any of those things. 389 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:50,155 But now I realize there isn't another me. 390 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,158 There's only this me. 391 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,037 And I don't know what the fuck to do with that. 392 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,081 Oh, honey... 393 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:04,211 Don't you fucking touch me! Don't you ever fucking touch me. 394 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:06,546 [sighs] 395 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:12,844 And we never would've flushed the guard's privates down the toilet. 396 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,472 Would've clogged the pipes. 397 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,726 We would've thrown 'em down the porta-potty. 398 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:23,063 I don't even know what you're talking about. 399 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,983 You're telling us you didn't insert a baton into the rectal cavity 400 00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,277 of any of the correctional officers being held. 401 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,112 I didn't lay a finger on nobody. 402 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,073 We have testimony, says you ordered it. 403 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,157 Testimony from who? 404 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,034 You don't get to ask the questions. 405 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,745 Bitches will tell you the sky is green to save their own asses 406 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:41,706 But we should believe when you say you didn't organize a riot. 407 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:46,002 I'm not saying that. I'm saying, trust what you know. 408 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,755 And what is it that you think we know, Ms. Ruiz? 409 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:49,756 [doorknob rattles] 410 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:55,595 Open the door, please. 411 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,682 Come on. Open the door. 412 00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,308 -I'll be super fast. -Should I-- 413 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,560 -Don't concern yourself. -Pretend he's not there. 414 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,354 [Stefanovic] Open it! 415 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,564 I am on a regimen. You're blowing my gains! 416 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:10,443 Are you happy about this? Come on! I swear to God! 417 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,903 [doorknob rattles] 418 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:12,904 [bangs on door] 419 00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,244 [clattering] 420 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:21,830 You were telling us what you think we know. 421 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,834 You know that I risked my life to get those hostages out. 422 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,711 Funny. Other inmates have said the same thing. 423 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,088 I bet there's a line of bitches from here to Queens 424 00:26:30,171 --> 00:26:31,589 saying they helped get hostages out. 425 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:33,717 But the only person that got hostages out 426 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,137 is the person that walked out with the hostages. 427 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:38,930 Everything else is just talk. 428 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,434 The testimony about you ordering prisoners to torture guards? 429 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:45,353 How do you think I got enough trust to get them out? 430 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,606 You think Mendoza was gonna let me walk out the door with all them hostages? 431 00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,400 -Gloria Mendoza? -[stutters] 432 00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:54,112 Oh! Oh... 433 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:57,782 She got to you already, didn't she? 434 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:01,911 I bet she made it sound like she had nothing to do with any of this, right? 435 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,540 Blamed it on somebody else. That's not on you. That's what she does. 436 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,126 [doorknob clattering] 437 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:20,013 Hey, you! You're violating our religious rights! 438 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,016 -Me? -Yes, you! 439 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:26,811 Over here! To your right! That's right. 440 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:31,316 Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. 441 00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:32,233 Uh-huh. 442 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:37,906 I need to go to the chapel and pray in observation of a religious holiday. 443 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,824 Chapel hours for Ad Seg inmates 444 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:44,245 are from 6:30 a.m. to 8:30 a.m. on Sundays, Wednesdays and Fridays. 445 00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:47,624 Exceptions are made for religious holidays. 446 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,168 That request must be submitted six days in advance, 447 00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:54,130 unless there are some extenuating circumstances, which are not enumerated. 448 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,091 What holiday is it? 449 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,259 El Día de Anunción de la Soledad. 450 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,677 What religion is that? 451 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,264 I'm Puerto Rican, so obviously, it's Catholic. 452 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,225 My dad is Puerto Rican and Catholic. 453 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:09,646 Hey, look at that. I knew you had some flavor in you. 454 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:15,360 But he never celebrated El Día de Anunción de la Soledad? 455 00:28:15,443 --> 00:28:20,240 Yeah, well, the cult of the Holy Virgin is like the mullet of religions. 456 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:23,118 Catholic in the front, Santería in the back. 457 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:24,953 Plus, it's for ladies. 458 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:31,209 [shouting] Anyone who is a member of the cult of the Holy Virgin 459 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:35,505 has a right to celebrate this day in prayer! 460 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,675 Okay? Anybody wanna pray with me? Blanca? 461 00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:42,512 Yes! I'm also a member of this Holy Virgin cult. 462 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:46,057 Me, too. I am also a member of the cult. Do we get to leave our cells? 463 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:48,727 The three of us deserve the right 464 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:53,106 to celebrate this day in prayer, together in a group. 465 00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:55,275 I don't know. This doesn't feel very extenuating. 466 00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:58,486 [Gloria] I'm sure that the federal agents that are here 467 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,613 will find it interesting to know 468 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:05,702 you're refusing to allow us our most important worship day. 469 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,246 Especially since you already made us miss 470 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,707 La Fiesta de la Soledad de la Virgen Inmaculada. 471 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,958 That already passed? 472 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,585 Yeah! 473 00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,432 Is that the one where the kids get to drink the wine? 474 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:30,185 Yeah. 475 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,062 [indistinct chatter] 476 00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,422 [Caputo grunting] 477 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,141 [groaning] 478 00:30:10,892 --> 00:30:12,769 [grunting] 479 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:20,652 Looks pretty good. 480 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:41,965 [grunts] 481 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:47,679 [cell phone beeps] 482 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,104 Hey, Fig, it's Joe. 483 00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,357 Uh, straight to voicemail, huh? 484 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:03,862 I know I'm supposed to be texting instead of calling, but, uh... 485 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:08,700 Well, this is a dinner invitation, and... I'm old-fashioned. 486 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,370 So give me a shout when you get this. Okay. 487 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:14,956 [cell phone beeps] 488 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,343 [porn actress over speakers] Give me that brontosaurus rex cock! 489 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:28,761 [moaning] 490 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:34,392 And then I remember I had a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. 491 00:31:34,475 --> 00:31:38,187 Turns out, I was gassy, so I went looking for milk of magnesia, 492 00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:44,068 and, to my recollection, that was approximately 11:42 a.m. 493 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:47,864 I knew it was 11:42 'cause I remember looking at the clock 494 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:51,910 and being like, "Damn, how'd it get to be 11:42?" 495 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:54,787 And if you wouldn't mind skipping forward a bit 496 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,790 to after the CERT team had entered the building, 497 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,793 why didn't you surrender with the first round of inmates? 498 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,587 Why didn't I surrender? 499 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:04,714 [clicks tongue] That is an excellent question. 500 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:08,426 If you remember, I was entrusted with the care of 501 00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:12,639 a mentally not-right-in-the-head inmate, Suzanne Warren, 502 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:14,641 and I was concerned 503 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:18,102 that she would react crazy to the Stormtroopers with guns, 504 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:23,608 so I decided to go chill in a back closet until things calmed down. 505 00:32:24,233 --> 00:32:25,902 And when did you go to the pool? 506 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,029 Uh, no. I wasn't at the pool. 507 00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:32,241 I was in the back closet with Suzanne till the Stormtroopers found us. 508 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:36,955 Why are you lying to me? 509 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:39,374 Why don't we avoid the hostile tactics, huh? 510 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,335 Ms. Hayes has been forthright with all of her answers thus far. 511 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,003 You wanna tell him, or should I? 512 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:50,259 I was in the back closet with Suzanne until the Stormtroopers found us. 513 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,720 We both know that doesn't make any sense. 514 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,014 Because your fingerprints were found in the pool 515 00:32:55,098 --> 00:32:59,560 and on a gun registered to CO Piscatella, used to fire a bullet into his face. 516 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,770 Need a moment with my client. 517 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:04,315 Unless you want to tell me the truth, you're looking at a murder charge, 518 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,234 which, you're aware, carries a life sentence. 519 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,527 A moment, please? 520 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:11,614 [recorder beeps] 521 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:17,662 [door lock buzzes] 522 00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:20,373 Okay, um, something I forgot to mention earlier, 523 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:24,293 this only works if you are honest with me. 524 00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:28,339 -Something you want to fill me in on? -[sighs] 525 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,263 [Joy] What else? 526 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,057 I'mma need that bathing suit. 527 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,561 What are you gonna do with a bathing suit? Tie it around your ankle? 528 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,479 Bitch, I'mma wear that shit. 529 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:47,984 I'm not about to be in Michigan all summer with no pool wear. 530 00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:50,695 You do understand why you're going to Michigan? To have a baby? 531 00:33:50,778 --> 00:33:53,656 I understand you hating on my active lifestyle. 532 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,033 [scoffs] 533 00:33:56,826 --> 00:33:58,953 This is the last time I'm gonna say this, 534 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:03,166 you're making it a million times harder on yourself by not givin' up baby daddy. 535 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,334 I already heard a sermon this morning, Joy. 536 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:06,753 Are you scared of him? 537 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,464 You don't get it. 538 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,550 I like him. 539 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,261 More than anyone I've ever liked in my life. 540 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,347 And if I tell Mom and Dad who he is, 541 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:22,310 they're gonna want to drag him in and talk to his parents. 542 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:23,853 [scoffs] It'll ruin everything. 543 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:26,147 But don't you think they should probably talk to him, 544 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,690 since you're about to have his baby? 545 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,110 That ain't got nothing to do with this. 546 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,780 What? 547 00:34:34,363 --> 00:34:35,323 [clicks tongue] 548 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,657 [knocking at door] 549 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:40,828 Joy, excuse us. I'd like to speak with Cynthia. 550 00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,253 [sighs] 551 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:53,132 You have to know, dishonesty eats away at you. 552 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,843 -You think lying will solve your prob-- -I'm not lying. 553 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,180 Don't interrupt me while I'm talking. I taught you better than that. 554 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:04,393 When you lie, you're putting a Band-Aid on a leaky pipe. 555 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,480 At first, it can seem like the problem is fixed. 556 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:12,568 But then, drip, drip. Drip, drip. Drip, drip, drip, and pop! 557 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:15,446 It all comes flooding out in a torrent of destruction. 558 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,573 I'm not lying. 559 00:35:17,657 --> 00:35:20,993 Yes, you are. Because you are not telling the truth. 560 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,833 I'm just not telling you something you don't need to know. 561 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:31,504 Don't sit in my house, that I pay for, and tell me what I need to know. 562 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:35,049 Who is the baby's father? Tell me who he is! 563 00:35:35,716 --> 00:35:38,261 Who is he? Tell me! 564 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,013 Lucas, please. 565 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,726 You let her get away with too much. 566 00:35:51,607 --> 00:35:52,692 [sighs] 567 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:56,571 [sniffling and breathing heavily] 568 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:04,829 [Gloria] This is the chapel? 569 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,083 If I made these, they would be much more symmetrical. 570 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,424 [Gloria clears throat] 571 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:19,927 [in Spanish] What are we doing here? You know I believe in science. 572 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,430 [in English] Can we have some privacy? 573 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,015 Yes, I'm feeling a touch crowded-- 574 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,975 Women in Administrative Segregation 575 00:36:26,058 --> 00:36:28,936 are not to be left alone under any circumstances. So, sorry. 576 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,023 The Lord will not be the only one hearing your prayers. 577 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,277 Get it? 578 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,946 Oh, yeah. That was a good one. 579 00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:40,114 [chuckles] 580 00:36:43,743 --> 00:36:46,746 [in Spanish] Hail Maria, full of grace. 581 00:36:46,829 --> 00:36:48,915 The Lord has abandoned thee. 582 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,541 I don't think those are the lyrics. 583 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:54,629 Maria. 584 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,215 Hated art thou amongst women. 585 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,759 You have led us into great trouble. 586 00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:02,511 And now someone must pay for those sins. 587 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:07,475 Someone will pay with many years. 588 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:10,811 And if it is not you, Maria, 589 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,981 it will be us. 590 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,734 [in English] I thought the virgin thing was bullshit, too. 591 00:37:16,817 --> 00:37:19,028 Are we meant to believe Mary and Joseph spent-- 592 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:21,614 [in Spanish] Holy Maria! 593 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,700 We thank you for taking the blame, 594 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:29,747 because that is the only way we will save ourselves. 595 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:33,834 Amen. 596 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:37,755 Amen. 597 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:43,552 Amen. [claps hands and snaps fingers] 598 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,889 [grunting] 599 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:55,898 Let me do it. 600 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:58,609 You sure? 601 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:00,736 Yeah. 602 00:38:11,914 --> 00:38:14,083 I'm surprised you haven't asked me how I got it. 603 00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,251 Lean forward a little. 604 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:20,631 Would you believe I got it by backing into the sharp edge of a bunk? 605 00:38:21,424 --> 00:38:22,883 I didn't. 606 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,845 It was a mouthy girl from C block. 607 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,766 I don't really blame her. I blame this place. 608 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,311 You lock a dog in a cage all day, 609 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,856 then you let it out and it bites you, do you blame the dog? 610 00:38:40,568 --> 00:38:42,945 Outside, I was a mother and a homemaker. 611 00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:46,449 You have any kids? 612 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,077 No. 613 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:52,955 That's good. 614 00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:56,167 It's harder when you do. 615 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,419 How do you survive? 616 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:01,297 My first week in here, I... 617 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:06,135 I caught a shiv between my fourth and fifth ribs on my left side. 618 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:09,347 I'm still not really sure what for. 619 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,099 But now, I fight back. 620 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,478 It costs me, but I do it. 621 00:39:19,523 --> 00:39:21,400 I'm gonna die in this place. 622 00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:25,613 Either you lie down, it kills you quick because you're weak, 623 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:28,949 or stand up and defend yourself and it kills you the other way. 624 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:33,120 With time. And more time. 625 00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,958 My ten-year sentence would've been up four years ago. 626 00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,419 Now I'm lucky if I get out of here before I'm 50. 627 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,343 You asked me before, what I see when I look at you? 628 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:51,639 I see the person I used to be. 629 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:02,817 [car lock chirps] 630 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:04,944 [Dixon grunts] 631 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,449 -I'll grab the bags. -No, no. 632 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,785 I'll get the bags. You, uh, you book the rooms. 633 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,286 You are really intense right now. 634 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,288 -You doing the NoFap challenge? -Maybe. 635 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,624 -What is that? -You stop jerking it, 636 00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:20,418 so you get incentive to get the real thing. 637 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:21,919 I did it last fall. 638 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:23,838 Worst four days of my life. 639 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:28,676 -I'll book the room. -Rooms, dude. Two separate rooms. 640 00:40:30,010 --> 00:40:34,473 We can't face the demons of our experience in separate rooms, brother. One room. 641 00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:37,351 Plus, it's economical. 642 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:40,479 More scratch for Hersheypark. Although we should sneak in our sodas. 643 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:41,647 I got a way. 644 00:40:48,195 --> 00:40:51,740 Hey, look what I got you. I got you Slim Jims, 645 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,409 and I got you your Zotz. 646 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:54,952 Look. It's like a real road trip. 647 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:58,622 I don't care about this! It doesn't make everything hunky-monkey. 648 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:02,626 You need to figure out how to ditch that big asshole, like, really, like, now! 649 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:05,671 Tonight. I swear. I'm gonna wait until he falls asleep, then write a note 650 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:07,673 and we can leave without him calling the cops. 651 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:12,052 Shit! I got to figure out how to write it so he doesn't think I'm gonna kill myself. 652 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,388 But I'll get it right. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna... 653 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,682 I need that bag under your... 654 00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:19,518 -Yeah. I'm sorry. -Okay. Yep, here you go. 655 00:41:19,602 --> 00:41:21,395 Take my pillow. I'll just be in the trunk. 656 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:24,523 Eating this crap, pissing in a cup. It's no worries. 657 00:41:24,607 --> 00:41:26,692 I've been having all these really negative thoughts 658 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:29,361 swirling around in my mind. It's not pretty. 659 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,113 -I'm sorry. Just be cool. -You know what? 660 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,158 I wouldn't normally say this to a man, but you're fucking scared. 661 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,911 -I am not. -Yeah, you are. Okay. 662 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,749 There's Temple Run in there. I'll see you tonight. Hey, what's up? 663 00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:45,878 Oh, that dickhead won't let me put down a debit card. 664 00:41:46,837 --> 00:41:48,297 You got credit? 665 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,057 No hablo inglés. 666 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,936 [in Spanish] Then would you prefer we speak in Spanish, 667 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:04,522 because that wouldn't be a problem for me. 668 00:42:05,564 --> 00:42:08,484 Why does everyone know Spanish all of the sudden? 669 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:12,780 I miss when English was America's official language. 670 00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,198 Changing demographics. 671 00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:15,241 [scoffs] 672 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:18,702 I thought they were going to build a wall. What happened to the wall? 673 00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,539 What happened to the door over there? 674 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:24,375 -[in English] What is she saying? -Nothing. 675 00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:27,002 [in Spanish] Don't worry about this door. 676 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,798 Just try to help us understand why people are saying 677 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:34,468 that you were responsible for locking doors during the riot. 678 00:42:42,268 --> 00:42:45,271 [in English] Is she thinking about what she's done? 679 00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:47,064 That's right, think about what you've done. 680 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:52,069 [in Spanish] Blanca, we can only help you if you help us. 681 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,204 Maria threatened to throw me in with the guards, 682 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,666 and torture me if I didn't help her. 683 00:43:05,749 --> 00:43:09,044 She got people to follow her by giving them cell phones. 684 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:14,091 [in English] Sorry. What... I don't... 685 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:16,594 Ruiz is the leader of the riot. 686 00:43:19,555 --> 00:43:20,973 Gracias. 687 00:43:23,183 --> 00:43:25,394 -It's two against one for Ruiz. -Yeah. 688 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,440 -[door opens] -[Fig] Hey. 689 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:31,358 Hello. 690 00:43:32,526 --> 00:43:33,986 Hello, madame. 691 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:39,575 Our meal tonight will be shakshuka with sautéed kale, 692 00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:41,285 courtesy of Blue Apron. 693 00:43:41,368 --> 00:43:46,373 You'll find it's only partially completed, because I have no idea what I'm doing. 694 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:48,876 Joe. 695 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,588 -What? -You're actually cooking? 696 00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,006 I already ate. 697 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:56,634 But I invited you to dinner. 698 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:59,595 Yeah, I thought dinner was code for fucking. 699 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,389 -No. -[sighs] 700 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:05,309 Aw... Don't be sad. 701 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:08,646 I bet I can still find your dick under that blue apron. 702 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:14,026 And trust me, you want to fuck before shakshuka, not after. 703 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,613 Harder! Pull harder! Ah! 704 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,323 -You like that, huh? -[moaning] Yeah. 705 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:22,159 -Tell me I have a dinosaur cock. -[moans] 706 00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:26,080 -Okay, that's weird. -Then say something evil, you evil bitch. 707 00:44:26,163 --> 00:44:30,000 I didn't eat your stupid kale. How does that make you feel? 708 00:44:30,959 --> 00:44:33,212 That was inconsiderate. You can do better than that. 709 00:44:33,295 --> 00:44:36,674 -Come on. -Oh. yeah? I'm the fucking interim warden. 710 00:44:36,757 --> 00:44:39,593 I took your job! [laughs] 711 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,387 [moans] 712 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:45,224 Wait, what-- what's happening? 713 00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:47,434 What do you mean? 714 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:51,146 Did you have to stop fucking me to ask that question? Come on. [panting] 715 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,689 [breathing heavily] 716 00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:54,817 They're letting you run Max again? 717 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,862 -You stole from them! -They don't know that. 718 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,365 If you're gonna get angry, why not put that anger to work? 719 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:03,784 I think you've fucked me enough. 720 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:07,413 Oh, come on! Half of the facility you were in charge of rioted. 721 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:09,373 You think they were gonna throw you a parade? 722 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:13,043 No way they could let you stay on running Max after Camp was a shitshow. 723 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,003 This is the best-case scenario. 724 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:18,799 You're still getting a check and you get to dodge the PR nightmare. 725 00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:21,135 Take the cash and be happy. 726 00:45:23,011 --> 00:45:26,014 I can't believe they gave it to you. [exhales sharply] 727 00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,476 [sighs] 728 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,605 What can I tell you? They needed someone who knew the place. 729 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:35,524 It's all about optics. 730 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:40,112 Speaking of, I miss the 'stache. 731 00:45:42,614 --> 00:45:44,908 -[sighs] -[door opens and closes] 732 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:48,203 -[video game music playing] -Ooh! Jump! Yes. 733 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:49,496 Come on, come on. 734 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,457 Bam, do it. 735 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:53,375 Yes, yes, yes. 736 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,003 You just fucking die? 737 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,296 Fucking kidding me? 738 00:45:57,379 --> 00:46:00,799 Oh, my God. I was just about to beat it! 739 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:02,217 Fuck! 740 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:05,053 [sighs] Oh, my God. I can't take this anymore. 741 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,763 [grunting] 742 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:18,567 Oh, my God. [grunts] 743 00:46:26,074 --> 00:46:31,997 Nineteen, 20, 21, 22, 23... 744 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,334 -Man, I am shit tired. -...24, 25... 745 00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:38,879 -Maybe, uh-- Maybe we should call it soon. -...26, 27, 28... 746 00:46:39,546 --> 00:46:42,424 29, 30! [chuckles] 747 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:47,304 Hey, don't mind me. Just trying to get back to my military weight. 748 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:52,142 A few sets of those, rest for an hour, Roman chairs, rest for an hour, 749 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:55,020 a few sets of push-ups, rest for an hour. 750 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,857 And when were you thinking you'd sleep? 751 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,818 I haven't been sleeping very much lately since... 752 00:47:01,902 --> 00:47:03,195 [panting] 753 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:05,280 Well, you know. 754 00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:09,243 Besides, we've been sitting in the car all day. And sitting is the new cancer. 755 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,539 -Did something happen to cancer? -Cancer's over, man. 756 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:17,292 Hey, if you need to fap to get some shut-eye, the bathroom's open. 757 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,877 [knocking at door] 758 00:47:21,046 --> 00:47:22,839 You expecting anybody? 759 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,675 -[knocking continues] -No. 760 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:26,718 Probably something wrong with your credit card. 761 00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:32,224 I was tired of hiding in the car. 762 00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:50,701 Cindy, 763 00:47:50,784 --> 00:47:54,580 go ahead and tell Special Agent Bellamy exactly what you told me. 764 00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,124 [sighs] 765 00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:01,003 So, it's like this. 766 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:06,800 I actually was in the pool before I went to the closet with Suzanne. 767 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:08,927 And? 768 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:17,144 And yeah, I touched the gun, but only once. 769 00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:20,897 When I pulled it away 'cause it was aimed at Piscatella's head. 770 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:23,567 Then I put it down, and me and Suzanne left. 771 00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:26,820 Let me get this straight, you had the gun pointed at Piscatella's head. 772 00:48:26,903 --> 00:48:30,824 No, I had it for, like, two seconds, and I put it down. 773 00:48:30,907 --> 00:48:32,409 After you pointed it at his head. 774 00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:34,536 I ain't point no gun at nobody's head! 775 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,413 Stop putting words in my client's mouth. 776 00:48:36,496 --> 00:48:38,415 She said she had the gun pointed at his head. 777 00:48:38,498 --> 00:48:42,753 -I said I took it from T and put it down. -T? Would that be Tasha Jefferson? 778 00:48:42,836 --> 00:48:46,423 Did you Tasha Jefferson point the gun at Piscatella's head? 779 00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:48,342 [stuttering] I didn't say that. 780 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:53,680 Ms. Hayes, it doesn't make a lick of difference to me 781 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:56,433 if you spend the rest of your life in prison. 782 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:59,436 But I imagine it matters a lot to you, so, 783 00:48:59,519 --> 00:49:02,147 I think you should have a refresher on how this works. 784 00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:04,941 We only grant immunity for testimony we can use. 785 00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:09,321 If you saw Jefferson point the gun at Piscatella, I can use that. 786 00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:11,823 Otherwise, I don't know what to tell you. 787 00:49:12,532 --> 00:49:15,744 Your fingerprints are on the murder weapon. 788 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:26,254 [hip-hop music playing over earphones] 789 00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:38,934 -[baby wailing] -[Lillian] Cindy! Cindy, come here! 790 00:49:39,017 --> 00:49:41,144 -[sighs] -[baby continues crying] 791 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,979 [Lillian] Cindy! 792 00:49:45,565 --> 00:49:48,568 Cindy, I'm not calling you again, girl. 793 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:49,820 [baby screaming] 794 00:49:49,903 --> 00:49:52,197 -[hip-hop music starts playing] -Cindy! 795 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,198 [volume increases] 796 00:50:11,299 --> 00:50:13,260 [Bellamy humming] 797 00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:24,020 There was a third set of prints on that gun? 798 00:50:24,104 --> 00:50:26,022 Yeah, Hayes, Jefferson and Frieda Berlin. 799 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:29,234 -[Bellamy] How are you on riot charges? -Ruiz is a definite riot charge. 800 00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,154 Testimony from the guards saying she took on a leadership role, 801 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:34,197 and two inmates have already corroborated. 802 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,324 Mendoza's a bit of a tougher case. 803 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:38,201 She said things that seemed like stretching, 804 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,871 but Jack Pearson from MCC corroborated her. 805 00:50:40,954 --> 00:50:44,124 So, I think we ignore the bad facts. She could be a useful witness. 806 00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:46,042 [Nguyen] Come on, Michelson! 807 00:50:46,126 --> 00:50:47,210 Indian? 808 00:50:47,919 --> 00:50:51,757 It's like you're a sociopath. It's like you have no regard for human life. 809 00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,134 She's right. You're banned from eating in here. 810 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:55,719 What? It's aloo gobi! 811 00:50:55,802 --> 00:50:57,471 At least close your mouth! Jesus. 812 00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:59,139 What about this one? 813 00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:02,392 Um, we don't really have much guard testimony against her. 814 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:05,395 She gave a solid statement against Ruiz. We're thinking, witness. 815 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:06,938 [Nguyen] Wait, hold on. 816 00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:10,275 Actually, I think the US Attorney's gonna love this. 817 00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:16,948 [Hoefler] Not tender-headed, are you? 818 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:20,160 No. This is actually really nice. 819 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:24,539 Michaela, my oldest, made a fuss every time I tried to braid hers. 820 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:25,957 Such thick hair. [chuckles] 821 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,252 [Hellman bangs on door] Hey! 822 00:51:29,336 --> 00:51:32,631 What'd I tell you, Hoefler? Hands off, or you're going to SHU. 823 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,384 You know what she did, right? 824 00:51:37,385 --> 00:51:38,637 She killed her kids. 825 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:39,971 Three of 'em. 826 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:43,809 Your hairdresser here is a sicko fuckin' baby killer. 827 00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:57,030 [chuckles] 828 00:51:57,614 --> 00:51:59,825 Oh, don't mind him. 829 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,868 He's all bark. 830 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,139 [Dixon scoffs] 831 00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:38,488 At Hersheypark, I'm not always gonna be the single rider. Got that? 832 00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:41,950 We rotate! 833 00:52:57,757 --> 00:52:58,717 [Caputo scoffs] 834 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,059 [cell phone clicking] 835 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:16,151 Yeah, hello. Jack? 836 00:53:16,234 --> 00:53:17,861 This is Joe Caputo. 837 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,405 I want my job back. 838 00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:30,582 Diaz, you're headed to Gen Pop. 839 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,881 Mendoza. 840 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,258 You, too. Let's go. 841 00:53:58,443 --> 00:54:00,403 [Blanca] What about me? 842 00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:02,280 What about me? 843 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:05,283 I'm supposed to be going, too, no? 844 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:08,536 [yells] What about me? 845 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:26,680 You took a plea, too? 846 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:29,140 No, I just made a statement. 847 00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,600 You took a plea? 848 00:54:31,559 --> 00:54:33,353 -For what? -Murder. 849 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,106 [Copeland] Diaz. 850 00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:41,695 -Oh, look. D for Diaz. -[door lock buzzes] 851 00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:43,989 They named a cell block for me. 852 00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:52,372 [Copeland] C Block. 853 00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:54,165 C for cheerful. 854 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,710 Positive thinker. That's good. 855 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,094 [guard speaks indistinctly] 856 00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:18,356 Hey, T. 857 00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:22,277 What was you trying to tell me the other morning? 858 00:55:23,903 --> 00:55:25,488 Can't even remember. 859 00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:29,075 I'm just glad to know you're okay. 860 00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:06,237 [mellow song playing]