1 00:01:10,698 --> 00:01:14,698 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,456 Disturbing images out of Litchfield Penitentiary today. 3 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,835 A video has surfaced of a male corrections officer, 4 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:29,422 who can be seen brutally assaulting a female inmate. 5 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:33,551 Families and supporters are claiming that this is a clear example 6 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:36,387 of the abuses the inmates have been subjected to 7 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,390 since Litchfield became a private prison... 8 00:01:39,182 --> 00:01:41,267 abuses which have fueled this three-day standoff... 9 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:44,270 You know how much splash back I'm getting from this shit? 10 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,023 My ass is soaked, Nita. How much longer? 11 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,984 We're at an impasse with the last few demands. 12 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,320 They're insisting that fair wage is $10 a day. 13 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:56,240 You really think I give a shit about MCC's bottom line? 14 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,909 Look, if we concede, 15 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,161 we will have to do the same for all New York prisons, 16 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,579 including the ones we run. 17 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:05,291 And then Whole Foods and Whispers and every other corporation 18 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:07,460 will outsource their labor programs to Jersey. 19 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,503 We can't afford to lose that kind of business. 20 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,674 What we can't afford is to let this shit drag out like it's my fucking divorce. 21 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:14,467 I've got everyone and my mother calling for this to end. 22 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,927 Literally, my mother called. 23 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:17,553 So, to be clear, 24 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:21,557 you are saying that the hostages are no longer important to you? 25 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,601 No one is saying that. Just... 26 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,855 Give the inmates what they want. 27 00:02:26,856 --> 00:02:29,733 Let's wrap this up before it goes to a place we can't recover from. 28 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,735 What's happening out there? 29 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:35,905 Apparently, a video of CO misconduct was leaked to the media. 30 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:37,448 What do you mean? What misconduct? 31 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,701 I believe it concerns your pet gorilla. 32 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,077 Whatever it is, 33 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,956 it's bad enough that the governor has agreed to expand the state budget 34 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:47,250 to accommodate the remaining demands. 35 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:49,043 So... 36 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,336 we win the riot? 37 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,215 Whatever's under state jurisdiction to grant, it's yours. 38 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:57,677 Holy shit! This worked! 39 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:02,766 Uh-uh. Wait a minute. What ain't in the state's jurisdiction? 40 00:03:02,767 --> 00:03:06,602 The prosecution of CO Bayley is a separate legal issue. 41 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,312 Like hell it is! 42 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,732 The BOP cannot decide whether to press charges 43 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:15,820 - until IA concludes its investigation. - What's there to investigate? 44 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,615 Three hundred women saw him crushing Poussey 45 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,367 till her lungs couldn't fill no more. 46 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,745 Then, surely, IA will come to the same conclusion. 47 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:27,081 You got to trust the system to do its job. 48 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:29,167 You mean the same system who don't give a shit 49 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:33,296 when some pasty-ass cop shoots a black man for spray painting a wall? 50 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,673 Or selling loose cigarettes? 51 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:38,259 Or reaching into his pocket for his own damn keys? 52 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:41,429 You mean that system? Oh, yeah, they real trustworthy! 53 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:43,515 Give us a minute, please. Give us a minute. 54 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,352 He can't go free. You understand? 55 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,104 This whole thing started because of Poussey! 56 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,647 She the reason we doing this! 57 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:57,904 And this place will never be what it was because of what you did for her. 58 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,238 In her name! 59 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,575 If you say no to this now, it will all be for nothing. 60 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,411 Not to mention, you are gonna piss off a lot of people. 61 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,748 The women in here... and the guys out here. 62 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:12,043 And their weaponry is a hell of a lot more punishing 63 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,878 than anything a CO wears on his belt. 64 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,839 What you see out there... 65 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:20,218 is a shit ton of people who are also angry at you. 66 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:24,638 We got the public on our side and hostages! What you got? 67 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:29,769 A remarkable... unprecedented offer on the table. 68 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,313 Well, you tell the governor it ain't good enough. 69 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:36,067 - Me? - Yes. You know what happened in here. 70 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:37,861 You got to tell him. He'll believe you. 71 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:40,488 It's not a matter of him believing me or not. 72 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,572 And? 73 00:04:41,573 --> 00:04:47,829 Mr. Caputo is gonna tell the governor no hostages until all our demands are met, 74 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:51,833 especially CO Bayley in jailey. 75 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,084 In jail. Shit! 76 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:54,919 - Open the doors! - Taystee, I'm not... 77 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,379 Miss Jefferson... 78 00:04:57,464 --> 00:05:02,719 anything less than a "yes" right now is the end. 79 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,848 Are you sure you want to blow this? 80 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,852 Yeah. Like, sure-sure? 81 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,563 People who murder people ain't supposed to just be walking around. 82 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,317 Maybe even walking theyselves right down to Juarez. 83 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,111 The two of you can come back 84 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:23,614 when you're ready to give us justice for Poussey! 85 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,782 Get the fuck out! 86 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,414 - Taystee... - Get the fuck out. 87 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:50,558 I'm sorry, um, I need to tell you... 88 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,227 I'm having a panic attack. 89 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,647 Okay. Uh... 90 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,149 Can I... can I do something? 91 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,193 Actually, can you hold her for a sec? 92 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,030 - Oh... - Okay. 93 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,079 Okay. 94 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:14,707 It's okay. 95 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,709 Everything's gonna be all right. 96 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:20,088 I know, right? I know everything's gonna be all right. 97 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:26,385 Okay, can you... can you die from these? 98 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,138 Like, do you think anyone's ever panicked themselves to death? 99 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:34,602 My mom told me to think of the beach, but... some thoughts are too dark. 100 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,230 Okay, that doesn't help. 101 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,942 Also, you're, like, what... 12? 102 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,652 What do you know about dark thoughts? 103 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,654 I killed someone. 104 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:50,827 She's dead. 105 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,414 Yeah, I'm feeling better now. 106 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,334 Yeah, I'll take her back. Thank you, please. 107 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,965 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 108 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:12,348 Guys, we're up to 600,000 views on YouTube. 109 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:14,142 - But what are they saying? - Uh, uh, uh... 110 00:07:14,143 --> 00:07:16,435 The comments are mostly skewing positive. 111 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,396 "Squash the system." "Give the ladies what they want." 112 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:19,855 That sort of thing. 113 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:24,110 I guess you can't deny cruelty when it shows up on your Facebook feed. 114 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,653 We must beware of the goblins. 115 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,780 - The goblins? - She means trolls. 116 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:31,200 - Right, of course. - Yes. He's a big goblin-troll. 117 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,910 And the others like him in the webiverse 118 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:36,289 could still find a way to defend him and vilify us. 119 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,000 And we can't let that happen. We must stay on top. 120 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,753 Red, I think it is time for you to sit down and just chill the fuck out! 121 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,965 Can we all chill the fuck out? 122 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:49,260 - Refresh the feed, Gina. - Oh, for fuck's sake... 123 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:51,887 Will you just promise me that you will take it easy? 124 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,265 Easy does it. 125 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,518 I gotta get some air. Huh? 126 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,980 WebMD said to elevate it above your heart. 127 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,650 It also said to seek professional medical care. 128 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,568 Dr. Chapman is here. 129 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,654 And I am gonna scrounge together 130 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,824 the finest cocktail that Litchfield has to offer. 131 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,785 I already got some Tylenol from Arsenic and Old Lace over there. 132 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,162 It probably expired in '98. 133 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:20,249 Expiration dates are a marketing scheme. Totally bogus. 134 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,501 All right. I'm gonna go to the pharmacy. 135 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,045 I'll see if I can get you something harder. 136 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,255 Wait, you're actually considering going back out there? 137 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,008 - For you. - For me? 138 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,718 Please, don't do your thing right now. 139 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,054 Are you talking about my trying-to-help-you thing? 140 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:35,973 Or are you talking about my speaking-in-general thing? 141 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:39,143 Why can't you just say you want to see what's going on? 142 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,894 Fine. I do. 143 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:45,025 I wanna go see if all this is ending so that I can get you some real help. 144 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:49,862 And I also wanna see if all this stuff we've done has been for nothing. 145 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,199 You wanna know if me getting my ulna snapped by Godzilla 146 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,533 helped your little cause? 147 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,205 Alex... I know that you're hurting. 148 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,335 What he did... 149 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:10,800 I wanted to die... just sitting there, not being able to help you. 150 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:20,226 Which is why I think it's very important for me to go find out... 151 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,728 - You know what? Go. Just go. - No. 152 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,106 - If you want me to stay, I'll stay. - What is it? 153 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:26,732 - I'm serious... - I'm... 154 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:31,529 Go. I actually... I actually don't even want to look at you right now. 155 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:35,367 Go! 156 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:51,091 It represents magic. And beauty. 157 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,759 And appreciating beauty. 158 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,970 So why did you decide to get it in a spot where you can't see it? 159 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:59,516 Oh, it's not for me. It's for other people. 160 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,268 Other people who fail to see the beauty 161 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:05,313 even when they are in the most beautiful place on earth, 162 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,398 looking at a magic fish up close, 163 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,733 just because they got a little seasick on the way back to shore. 164 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:13,654 And believe me, I get that it's no fun to barf on sea life, 165 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:16,907 but you drink some water, you take a nap and you move on. 166 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,493 You don't sit inside for two days and mope 167 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,121 when the beach and... 168 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,207 life and... 169 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,083 sun is all happening outside. You know? 170 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,626 Sounds like trouble in paradise. 171 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,962 Well, it's trouble in paradise. It's trouble in New York. 172 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,173 And it's trouble in Europe. 173 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:35,301 - Maybe you're incompatible. - Oh, we're completely incompatible. 174 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,886 We don't work at all. The entire thing is stupid. 175 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,098 But yet you're here getting a fish tattoo on your neck 176 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,892 - to remind her of beauty. - Mmm-hmm. 177 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,563 Because I love her. 178 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:52,568 She can't reject the deal. Did you explain our legal limitations? 179 00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,944 This is not about logic. 180 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,446 Give me that. 181 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:59,325 - You got some crackers or something? - I'll see what I can find. 182 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,494 You're going to need to tell me where the hostages are, 183 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,412 so we can avoid them in the cross fire. 184 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,998 No! You can't go in there. 185 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,917 You tell Jack some of us also value inmate lives. 186 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:12,004 Well, actually, MCC is out of the picture for the time being. 187 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,506 Oh, for the time being? 188 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,716 You're really going to let them keep their license after all this? 189 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:19,346 I wouldn't be so quick to assign blame yet, Warden. 190 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:23,724 Listen to me. You don't have to do this. 191 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,769 One inmate does not speak for the entire prison. 192 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,188 There are... there are other leaders that I can talk to. I... 193 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,858 We gave them everything they wanted and it still wasn't enough. 194 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:36,236 It's like when you offer a homeless man a bagel 195 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,823 and then he asks you for a veggie schmear and jam. 196 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:43,619 Just because a homeless man is into weird food combinations 197 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,329 doesn't mean he's not hungry. 198 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:48,916 That man didn't want food any more than those women want reform. 199 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,709 They want to remain victims. 200 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,379 If you actually give them what they want, they lose their power. 201 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,674 Are those... the hostages? 202 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,134 Jefferson let them out? 203 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,594 She must've changed her mind. 204 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,388 Bring them in here. 205 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,431 I don't want anybody seeing them until we've had time 206 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,059 - to prepare a statement. - Yes, ma'am. 207 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,898 - I guess we make an okay team. - Don't even think about hugging me. 208 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:14,609 Come here. 209 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:20,614 It's like you stepped in dog shit with your whole body. 210 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,116 You love it. 211 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,369 You would've done the same thing as me, and you know it. 212 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,287 He's coming out of surgery. Please... 213 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,123 Oh, shut it. You're giving me a headache. 214 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,751 We arresting OGs now? Dang! 215 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,338 Backstabbing bitch released all our guards. 216 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,923 This piece of shit's all we got left. 217 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,676 You could have said that last part in... in Spanish. 218 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,555 - Help me frisk 'em. - Don't got to tell me twice. 219 00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,890 No, come on. Please, don't. 220 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,727 No, no, no. You can't take that. Please, no. 221 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,936 I need to know about my boy. 222 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,273 Please, if you have any humanity in you, please don't do this. 223 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,402 We could've gotten our GEDs in here, instead of wasting our time. 224 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,320 We could've gotten it so that our kids 225 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,031 could hug us for more than 30 seconds when they come see us. 226 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,494 But you just screwed all of us out of that. 227 00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,663 So don't talk to me about humanity. 228 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,961 Keep an eye on them tricky fuckers. 229 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,588 And no torturing till we get back. 230 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,633 Wait. Where we going? 231 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,093 We... we got to tell La Jefferson what happened. 232 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:25,929 I think I need to make a pit stop first. 233 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,974 Starting to think maybe we shouldn't have snorted all that coffee. 234 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,684 Coffee has been proven to give you the shits. 235 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,811 Something about bowel spasms. 236 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,772 Bet you feel better after you push some brown out. 237 00:13:34,773 --> 00:13:36,273 Jeez! 238 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:39,109 Fuck! Wrong end! 239 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,570 Come on... let's get you to a bathroom, mama. 240 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,822 - Come on. - Okay. 241 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,220 So... this whole time, I've been your muscle... 242 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,890 while you've been trying to figure out a way to free your boyfriend? 243 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:13,144 No. Fuck Joe. He cheated on me. 244 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,355 And I'm, like, way above his pay grade. 245 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,316 I mean, I... I thought that he was headed up MCC's corporate ladder, 246 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,653 but clearly, the man simply does not have what it takes. 247 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,114 And if I'm going to be perfectly honest... 248 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:29,618 there is such a thing as too big, you know? 249 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,870 I'm kind of tight down there, so... 250 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:36,166 - Your poor, counterfeit cunt. - I'm sorry, Boo. I am. 251 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,460 But I was too afraid to tell you. 252 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:42,214 You know that there were parts of Von Barlow that were real, 253 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,550 that were me. 254 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:49,179 You know, I... I don't have a problem with the cunt you created. 255 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:53,225 My problem is with the cunt you are. 256 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,977 The MCC cunt. 257 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:59,982 The one who every day, in every way, makes this shithole a whole lot shittier. 258 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,317 I didn't know. 259 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,152 But now that I'm in here, I realize how fucked up it is 260 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,613 to treat people like... 261 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,825 like variables affecting our net income gains. 262 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,077 But I see you now. 263 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,955 And you deserve more than the bare minimum needed to survive. 264 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,710 Yeah. We deserve more. 265 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,503 In fact... 266 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:27,760 I think that I, personally, deserve about $5000 more. 267 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,806 You know... 268 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,058 to keep your little secret? 269 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,269 That's extortion. 270 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,354 I'm sorry. 271 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,858 Do you think I was in here because I made an honest living? 272 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,069 Fine. 273 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,614 Glad that's settled. 274 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,240 What? 275 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:54,203 Oh... You're gonna PayPal me, pronto. 276 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,415 Booboombah@hotmail.com. 277 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:05,507 Well, it looks like I am down to 3%, and I did not bring my charger. So... 278 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,552 So... let's go looking. 279 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,388 Fine. 280 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:18,602 - Hey, nurse? You still open? - Do you really wanna keep playing that? 281 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,313 - What happened to you? - Uh... 282 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,149 I got mauled by a bear. 283 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,035 - You take some of Red's vitamins? - Oh, I wish. 284 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,996 Any drugs of any kind would have really helped 285 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,958 with the tsunami of fucked-up that was last night. 286 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,503 But, sadly... still sober. 287 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,756 You gonna tell me what happened, or you... you gonna keep stalling 288 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,424 with all your words? 289 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,844 Uh, for now, I don't want to talk about it. 290 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,345 You know, I don't wanna think about it. 291 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,517 All I want to do is just sit here, you know, with you. 292 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,311 Maybe see about a cigarette. They keep any fucking cigarettes here? 293 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,480 - No. Hey, hey, hey. - What? 294 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,024 You're not mad at me anymore? 295 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:10,112 Look, it turns out that mad is a luxury I cannot afford at this time. 296 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,073 There is a reason why those Spanish ladies, 297 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,283 they call me loco in the coco. 298 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,622 I'm trying so hard not to be like that. 299 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:24,084 But it's like, uh, what Dr. Oz says about insanity. 300 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,087 When you do the same thing over, over, over, over again, 301 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,631 expecting different results. 302 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:32,134 Well, I think it was actually Einstein, but proceed. 303 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,851 See, they look positive to me. 304 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,021 I mean, I know some of the lines is blurrier than the others, 305 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:48,108 but I think I'm so fucking crazy, I'm seeing shit now. 306 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,235 Babe... 307 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,363 you're actually pregnant. 308 00:17:53,114 --> 00:17:55,658 I mean, you're also crazy, but, uh, 309 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,367 unless you put these in someone else's piss... 310 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,327 - No, I did not. - Well... 311 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,288 okay, you're with child here. 312 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,041 No. No, that's not... 313 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:07,085 that's not... possible, because you said... 314 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,421 I didn't believe you. All right, maybe I was scared, 315 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,299 you know, imagining a hairy little bambino popping out of your vajayjay. 316 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,426 It's not exactly the stuff of masturbatory fantasies. 317 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,637 But, uh... 318 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,764 Hey, I'm happy for you. 319 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,432 This is what you always wanted, right? 320 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,601 Vinnie... 321 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,854 Vinnie doesn't want to have anything to do with this. 322 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,648 He won't even answer my calls. 323 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,316 Fuck Vinnie. 324 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,193 All right? We'll make it work. I will help you. 325 00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:33,487 What about this baby? Huh? 326 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:38,366 For a whole year, I'm not gonna be there to watch his little belly at night, 327 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,243 make sure he's still breathing. 328 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,246 Remember to wash the little folds in his neck. 329 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,750 Take those cute photos of him with a big bowl of spaghetti, 330 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,336 with a meatball on top of his head and... and... 331 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:53,298 Now his father's not gonna be there to do those things, either. 332 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,675 Oh, my God! 333 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:58,053 Nicky, what kind of a life is that for a baby? 334 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,889 - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. - Stop. Breathe. 335 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,141 It'll be fine, okay? 336 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,644 Look, babies don't know shit. 337 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,020 They're babies. 338 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:09,023 Come here. 339 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,318 We will let your families know you've been safely released. 340 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,320 - Mine, too? - That's right. 341 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,616 Um... she's an inmate, actually. So... 342 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,038 What did Jefferson say when she sent you? I want her exact words. 343 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:29,085 Jefferson? Oh, no, no, no. This was all me. 344 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,588 I risked my ass like Moses, leading these people to freedom. 345 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,632 Yeah. She cut a hole in the fence. 346 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:40,303 Are you saying the hostages weren't released as a result of negotiations? 347 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,181 Negotiations? No, no, no, no, no. I did it for the deal. 348 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,142 What deal? From whom? 349 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:49,188 With the guys. They, um... 350 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,650 - The ones that run the prison. - You know? The MCC. 351 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:59,365 They... they said that I would get time off my sentence if I freed them. 352 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,618 I am so sorry if anyone from MCC 353 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,329 led you to believe that they have a say in inmate sentencing... 354 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,373 No, no, no. Uh-uh. No. Fuck that. 355 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,251 No. You see... 356 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:15,422 I ruined a lot of things for a lot of good people in there, 357 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,632 and I didn't do this shit for nothing. 358 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,134 Uh, oh, okay. 359 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,804 Don't get me wrong. We are extremely grateful for what you've done. 360 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,555 I just want to go home. 361 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:30,146 You know, I ain't never put my baby girl to sleep before? 362 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,400 Not even once. 363 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:39,655 I risked everything to get these people out. 364 00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,366 Your people. 365 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,661 I will see what I can do for you. 366 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,122 Thank you. 367 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,293 This is a nice, snug fit. 368 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,422 Perfect for my CPAP. 369 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,759 I wonder how long it'll take 'em to wrap this all up. 370 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,679 Hadn't really planned on so many... 371 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,764 visitors. 372 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,392 I've been called much worse and stayed much longer. 373 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:11,437 Oh, Frieda. Look at us! 374 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,775 He was so sure he had the win. 375 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,360 Fool. 376 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:19,862 Don't "us" me. 377 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:23,448 I helped you out, but the game I play is defense. 378 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,993 - What happens to him outside... - Outside? 379 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,621 No. 380 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,751 I can't let them take him out without a victory lap. 381 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:39,090 Them taking him out is your victory lap, Red. 382 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,175 He'll be prosecuted. 383 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:45,221 - When is it enough for you? - Almost. 384 00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,724 It's almost enough. 385 00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,060 Gina, give me the phone. 386 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,230 Didn't you promise Nichols you'd stay on the straight and narrow? 387 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,234 Without disappointment, she and I have nothing. 388 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,404 Oh... 389 00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:06,492 One less Pabst. 390 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,078 Mark it, Norma. 391 00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,164 You could ask for help. 392 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,667 Why? Do you have some magical yoga poses that will help me? 393 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:20,047 Those tend to work better when your bones are intact. 394 00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,258 Mmm. 395 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:26,095 Why'd you tell Chapman to go? 396 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:28,722 Because she didn't want to stay. 397 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:36,188 Piper always needs to have a cause. Or some other escape hatch. 398 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,066 Seemed to me like she wanted to help you. 399 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:42,986 At least from where I was standing, which wasn't very close. 400 00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:47,158 But, you know, it's pretty tight, so it wasn't so far, either. 401 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:52,663 Look, she leaves. It's what she does. Trust me. 402 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,709 These past few days, we could've hung out together, 403 00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,753 playing house... 404 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:03,548 taking advantage of the only moments of relative freedom 405 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,426 that we're gonna have for years. 406 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,805 But, instead, she had to go do something else. 407 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:11,974 All I'm saying... 408 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:17,729 is you can't tell people to go and then blame them for leaving. 409 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,034 "Love is pain." 410 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,411 Excuse me? 411 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,830 Uh, your arm. Your... 412 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,957 - how you say, uh... inking? - Oh. 413 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,211 This? I got this as a joke. 414 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:47,509 My girlfriend got a fish that was supposed to remind me of beauty... 415 00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:52,972 and, in response, I did this. Like, "I'll show you." 416 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:55,100 Love is not beauty. 417 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,269 - It's pain. - Mmm... 418 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,437 Girlfriend? 419 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,523 Well, she's my ex-girlfriend. 420 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:06,403 Oh, I'm all gay, all the time, so I'll never fuck you, Frenchy. 421 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,198 Still want to ask about my inking? 422 00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,367 Sure. Why not? 423 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,120 I like stories. Helps me forget my own love pain. 424 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,123 Mmm. Mademoiselle! 425 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,749 Same again? 426 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,503 - Yes. And whatever she's having. - You got it. 427 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,716 I bet... my love pain beats your love pain. 428 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:33,139 - Pain is not a contest. - Mmm. 429 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,683 She broke my heart. 430 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,395 Mon cœur. 431 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,649 And that happens. I get it. I mean, you know, like... 432 00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:46,568 whatever. 433 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:50,905 You know, like, people that love each other hurt each other. 434 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:55,077 But... today, I really went nuclear. 435 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,330 I think I broke her life. 436 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,208 What did you do? 437 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:04,586 Thank you. 438 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,798 I'm sorry. That's... that's about as specific as it's gonna get. 439 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,303 Uh, I think you actually want to tell someone. 440 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,264 Here, I will go first. Okay. 441 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:20,310 My wife, she made sex with our local butcher. 442 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,563 So I made sex with a stewardess. 443 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:27,150 And then she made sex with a landscape architect, 444 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,569 and I made sex with a history teacher, 445 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,072 and a jazz singer, and a secretary and a waitress. 446 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,243 No... two waitresses. 447 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:40,413 - And now, I am alone... - Mmm. 448 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:44,376 And she is marrying the landscape architect. 449 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:46,211 Aw. 450 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:50,924 And I am sharing my story of pain 451 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,720 with a lesbian in a bar in New York. 452 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:57,723 See? Easy. 453 00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,933 Now you. 454 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:04,855 I said her name. 455 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:12,696 And they said, "Would you spell that?" 456 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,407 And then they asked... 457 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,204 "This person, was she aware of her crimes?" 458 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:23,873 And then they said her name back to me. 459 00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,917 And then I said her name back to them. 460 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:32,174 I spent the afternoon sending the love of my life to prison... 461 00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,550 to save myself. 462 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:37,721 Because, after six years... 463 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:40,766 I'm still mad at her. 464 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,684 And hurt by her. 465 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,231 And I still love her. And... 466 00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,816 love is pain. 467 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,361 Merde. 468 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,199 See? 469 00:26:58,242 --> 00:26:59,326 I win. 470 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,953 Another drink? 471 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,144 Ugh. 472 00:27:52,963 --> 00:27:54,089 You're awake. 473 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,724 Mmm... 474 00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,186 Even warm beer tastes good after a win. 475 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:14,109 Look, we just broke a million views! 476 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:20,741 A million people have seen what a pathetic, abusive little man you are. 477 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,955 Your hand could fit twice around that girl's arm. 478 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:31,876 Yet you still needed to break it to hold her back. 479 00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:35,588 You really think anyone's gonna give a shit about that in a day? 480 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,966 Some 12-year-old's gonna add a fart noise to it, 481 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:41,219 share it with his fart-noise-loving buddies, 482 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,055 then a new fart noise video's gonna come out, 483 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:47,351 and you will all be forgotten. 484 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,311 Again. 485 00:28:49,312 --> 00:28:51,772 This is pretty compelling stuff. 486 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:56,150 Sticky. I think it's gonna stick. 487 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,696 I think that you are the scum of the earth. 488 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,782 You're as much a criminal as we are. 489 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,909 You just haven't been caught yet. 490 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,036 But it's coming. 491 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:11,123 Because we won. We fought back and we won. 492 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,085 And you are a blind cow. 493 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:17,005 And you are a... 494 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:40,404 I lost my humanity in the dirt here for a while... 495 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,658 but it's slowly coming back. 496 00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:49,996 See how I tried to do the human thing and give a man a drink? 497 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,667 But you can't take it. 498 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,213 In addition to not seeing yourself... 499 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,758 you can't see me. 500 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:06,929 And we have so much in common. 501 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:10,434 We have nothing in common. 502 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:15,021 You're a prisoner, and I'm free. 503 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:20,319 And the likelihood that ever changes is something I'd bet my life on. 504 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,530 I'd take that bet. 505 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,663 I told you they ain't coming back. 506 00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,999 Look, they just... they sweating us out is all. 507 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,127 Hey. What happened to Kramer vs. Kramer? 508 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:41,172 - They'll be right back. - Back? From where? 509 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,882 We got everything, 510 00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,593 - but then she kicked them out... - Almost everything. 511 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:49,597 And now they're gonna tell the governor that we need to get Bayley back, too. 512 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:52,934 You mean Figueroa gave in on everything else on the list? 513 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:56,396 Look, none of that matters if we don't get what we came for. 514 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,481 A lot of us care about those other things. 515 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,650 - Yeah. - Oh, so now y'all wanna give a shit? 516 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:02,276 Yo, y'all need to chill. 517 00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,529 If T say they're coming back, they're coming back. 518 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,281 But how much longer can we afford to wait? 519 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,658 What about Suzanne? 520 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,953 Wait, I told Cindy to deal with her ass already. 521 00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:15,832 Oh, you the one that sent "Shalom, y'all" to give Suzanne lithium? 522 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,124 Lithium? 523 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,419 What else were we supposed to do? 524 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,671 Crazy is scary when she crazy-crazy. 525 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:24,466 She needed to shut the fuck up for a little while. 526 00:31:24,467 --> 00:31:28,052 Well, now she's catatonic, so I hope you're all happy. 527 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,554 Jesus! 528 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:31,765 One of y'all come and get me when they come back. 529 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:35,852 When they come back? 530 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,029 - How much I owe you? - What? 531 00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:49,783 Where's the food? 532 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,036 You from Greco's? 533 00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,082 I'm here about Poussey. 534 00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,336 You're a friend of hers? 535 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,172 I'm from Litchfield. 536 00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:09,219 I work there. I mean, I used to work there. 537 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,222 You're the CO. 538 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:15,767 Baxter. Bayley, sir. 539 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,685 What the hell are you doing here? 540 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:21,251 - Sir, I'm... I'm so sorry. I... - Get away from me! 541 00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:23,483 Get away from my house. 542 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:26,068 You got about two seconds to get off my property. 543 00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:30,616 Wait, I wanted to tell you that... that I'm... I'm sorry. 544 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:35,286 What am I gonna do with that? You want me to say I forgive you? 545 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,039 I just wanted to tell you that I... I'm responsible. 546 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,375 It was my fault... 547 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,672 and I wanted to tell you that in person 548 00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:49,175 because I know you're angry, and you should be... 549 00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:53,680 - so I'm here to... - You want me to punish you. 550 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:56,432 Is that it? 551 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,355 With what... you want me to beat you? 552 00:33:03,189 --> 00:33:06,026 Press charges? Send you to prison? 553 00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,154 Why? 554 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,367 Because I don't know how else to make it right. 555 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,830 There is no making it right. 556 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,959 I'm not interested in giving you whatever it is you think you need 557 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,419 so you can atone. 558 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:29,507 See, I don't care whether you're able to heal yourself from this. 559 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,967 'Cause what you done... 560 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,597 you're gonna have to live with for the rest of your life. 561 00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,059 That's your punishment. 562 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,185 And you know what? 563 00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:44,189 It's still a hell of a lot better than what my baby girl got. 564 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,276 May you never have a day's peace. 565 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,778 Never. 566 00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,871 This isn't the right charger. 567 00:33:59,872 --> 00:34:02,999 What? Oh. 568 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,293 Hey, where do you think you're going? 569 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:07,754 I was just trying to get, um... 570 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,172 just to see if there was food in the kitchen. 571 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:13,092 You are a really shitty liar. 572 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,345 I mean, how did I ever fall for it? 573 00:34:16,262 --> 00:34:19,265 Seriously, shame on me. 574 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,268 - Boo, honey, please... - Oh, honey, let's... 575 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,729 No! Ow! Ow! Please don't... Ah! 576 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,064 Hear ye! Hear ye! 577 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,317 Gather the fuck round, bitches. 578 00:34:30,526 --> 00:34:35,907 I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to Miss Linda Ferguson. 579 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:38,785 She's the head of purchasing for, wait for it... 580 00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:39,994 MCC. 581 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,788 I know. 582 00:34:41,789 --> 00:34:43,289 - Oh, fuck! - I know. 583 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:46,500 You thought Linda here was a hardened criminal. So did I. 584 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:51,631 But it turns out that she is an infiltrator. 585 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,465 She's a fucking spy. 586 00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,468 - What? - She's a fucking bitch! 587 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,221 Now, "purchasing" being her job title, 588 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,809 would lead you to believe that her job is to buy us things, right? 589 00:35:02,810 --> 00:35:07,438 But no... in reality, her job is not to buy. 590 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:10,692 Her job is to deprive. 591 00:35:10,693 --> 00:35:15,029 Like, you know how we have to eat poop instead of food? 592 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,698 Thank you, Linda. 593 00:35:16,699 --> 00:35:21,160 You know how we have to roll our own tampons out of old napkins? 594 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:23,204 Well, she's your girl. 595 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,624 How about these pillows that smell like mildew? 596 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:29,001 Yup, that's her. 597 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:32,964 Or these shower shoes that are so thin the tile fungus gets through the soles? 598 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:36,383 Yeah, and what about these boots that weigh ten pounds each, huh? 599 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:38,469 No, that's not even my department! 600 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:41,180 Fuck you, Linda! 601 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,350 You know what this reminds me of? 602 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:46,936 When I went to go visit my family in Bucaramanga, 603 00:35:46,937 --> 00:35:49,021 some guy stole my cousin's purse, 604 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,774 the whole town got together and lynched the guy right in front of us. 605 00:35:51,775 --> 00:35:52,859 - Mmm. - Mmm-hmm. 606 00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:55,319 They do that shit in Mexico, too. So fucked-up. 607 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,655 - Hello? Justice was served. - Oh, shit. 608 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,281 Hello? We're crimers, too. 609 00:35:59,282 --> 00:36:01,533 If we lived there, we would've got, like, super lynched. 610 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:06,664 No, down there, if you're super cute, you don't have to do crime. 611 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,499 You just marry a drug boss or something. 612 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:11,210 We grew up on the wrong side of the border, I swear. 613 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:12,713 - Mmm-hmm. - Shit. 614 00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:15,047 Fucking bitch! 615 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:18,634 Come on! Is that all you got? 616 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,178 What's happening? 617 00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,518 My God. Look at all those people. 618 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,020 Yeah, it's 'cause of some video. 619 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,646 All of this is because of the video? 620 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,564 Weird mix it's drawing in, right? 621 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:35,276 If I was walking by that crowd, I'd figure Oprah must have died. 622 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,904 What going on with the negotiations? 623 00:36:37,905 --> 00:36:40,782 We got them. The demands. All but one. 624 00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:41,866 Get the fuck out. 625 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,243 But then Taystee had to pull her dick out, and now... 626 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:46,788 It's just a matter of time before they come back with everything. 627 00:36:46,789 --> 00:36:48,080 Keep telling yourself that. 628 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:51,292 - So we're not getting the demands? - It's a wait-and-see. 629 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:57,257 Shut Litchfield down! Shut Litchfield down! 630 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,687 - Hello? - Mom! 631 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,232 Piper, honey, is that you? 632 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,734 What are you doing here? 633 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:22,031 My child is trapped in a prison riot. One shows up for those sorts of things. 634 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,991 Please tell me you're not leading it. 635 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,786 I guess I should be flattered that you think of me as a leader. 636 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:28,288 Honey, are you okay? 637 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,498 No. 638 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,212 - I mean, it's Alex. - Did something happen? 639 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,255 Yeah. 640 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:43,094 We went through something really horrible together and, um... 641 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,934 Do you remember when I used to say that I wasn't afraid of dying? 642 00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:53,229 You'd say it every time you jumped off your grandma's roof into the pool. 643 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,857 Well, I think I'm finally scared. 644 00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,987 Because I came pretty close to dying. 645 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,865 I mean, closer than I've ever been. 646 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,575 And it made me realize that... 647 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,829 I don't want to miss out on being with her. 648 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,708 I want to stick around because of her. 649 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,919 I'm so sorry. I know you didn't come here to hear that. 650 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:22,383 Oh, no, no, honey, honey, it's not easy. But I'm glad you have someone like that. 651 00:38:22,384 --> 00:38:27,847 I mean, I remember when I first realized that I felt that way about your father. 652 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:32,559 I was a freshman in college and we had this devastating hurricane. 653 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,063 I mean, half of the university was under water, and... 654 00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:39,025 several of us were trapped in a dorm. 655 00:38:39,026 --> 00:38:44,071 Thought I would die from the heat, waiting for the life rafts to come. 656 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:49,743 And then I saw your father paddling across the lawn... 657 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:51,246 in a rowboat. 658 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,708 He knew I was in there, so he volunteered to bring us some food. 659 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,336 Cans of corn. 660 00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,130 That's what he brought me. 661 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:03,090 I didn't know that. 662 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:04,675 Yes. 663 00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:07,345 It's nice that you want to be there for Alex. 664 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:13,767 I always thought you would be the girl in the relationship though, 665 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:17,939 but I suppose there was always a healthy dose of testosterone in you. 666 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:20,483 So I shouldn't be surprised. 667 00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:25,029 Two steps forward and one step back, but we're making progress. 668 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:28,032 People, we need you to move this whole area 40 feet back! 669 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,575 Let's go! Come on, move! 670 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,119 - I have to go. - Get 'em back. 671 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,872 - Mom? - Let's go, people. 672 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,625 Come on, move. 673 00:39:38,834 --> 00:39:43,172 How about a Chinese character that says tranquility? 674 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:44,798 Oh, come on. 675 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:47,176 A Chinese character can never pronounce tranquility. 676 00:39:47,177 --> 00:39:48,303 Larry. 677 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,347 She'll admit that was funny later. 678 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:53,765 So Noah Berkowitz... 679 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,018 - Berkovich. Yeah. - Berkovich. 680 00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:59,855 So he was way deep in the superhero culture. 681 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,232 He was five. 682 00:40:01,233 --> 00:40:05,319 I was five, too, but I saw them all for the frauds that they were. 683 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,030 You know, Batman with his gadgets. Spidermin... 684 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,531 Spider-Man. 685 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:10,824 - What? - Spider-Man. 686 00:40:10,825 --> 00:40:13,494 - That's what I said. - You said "Spidermin." 687 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:15,746 Like he's a dermatologist on the Upper East Side. 688 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:19,541 Whatever. It was all a big, fat lie. 689 00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:21,793 Most of the men I knew couldn't even run up a flight of stairs, 690 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:24,130 let alone leap tall buildings or fly. 691 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,591 - Maybe I should get a yin-yang? - Lame. 692 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,510 "Lame"? 693 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:31,095 You're getting the Kool-Aid Man. 694 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:34,515 Yeah, a hero with a practical ability. 695 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,308 - Breaking through a wall? - No. 696 00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:39,979 He satisfies your thirst on demand. That's a hero in my book. 697 00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:41,563 That's a cocktail waitress. 698 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:44,400 I'm still holding out for the ability to fly. 699 00:40:44,401 --> 00:40:45,610 All done. 700 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,242 Oh, yeah! 701 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:54,868 Your mother's gonna kill you. 702 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:57,163 My mother doesn't see this part of my body anymore. 703 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,331 You took your pants off in front of her last week. 704 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:02,418 I had a weird skin thing. I wanted her take on it. 705 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,086 From now on, I'll call Dr. Spidermin for it. 706 00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:06,631 I don't know, she sniffs out secrets like a truffle pig. 707 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:09,217 So what are you getting? 708 00:41:11,428 --> 00:41:13,845 - Oh, I... I think I'm gonna pass. - What? 709 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,597 - Yeah. - No, come on, get one. 710 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:18,976 Another one, where, you know, in a place where people can see it this time. 711 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,062 It's not... My tattoo is not for me. 712 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,023 It's... 713 00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:27,777 It's for other people. It's a reminder of beauty. 714 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:33,199 And 'cause I'm a... I'm a Pisces, right? It's like a fish tattoo of destiny. 715 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:35,368 Exactly. 716 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,955 It's a fish tattoo of destiny. 717 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,085 Larry? 718 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:47,880 Lare? 719 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,327 Shit. 720 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,662 It's her. 721 00:42:20,955 --> 00:42:22,373 Fuck! Oh, fuck, she knows. 722 00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:26,210 Hey, it's Vause. Leave a message. 723 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,670 Shalom. 724 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:33,134 You know that means "hello" and "goodbye"? Just like "aloha." 725 00:42:33,135 --> 00:42:35,719 But you probably knew that. 726 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,306 Something that you may not know... 727 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:41,809 is that today... 728 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,647 my boyfriend got a tattoo... 729 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,775 of the Kool-Aid Man. 730 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,026 Oh, yeah. 731 00:42:52,445 --> 00:42:55,406 And believe me, Al... 732 00:42:55,407 --> 00:42:59,576 it's no "Love is pain." 733 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,287 This is Piper, by the way. 734 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:05,708 Blast from the past. Do you recognize my voice? 735 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:11,005 Boy, well, I guess things... 736 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:16,427 You know things are bad when you're calling old girlfriends 737 00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:19,847 from the bathroom floor in the middle of the night, huh? 738 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:23,476 How are you still... 739 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,980 in my brain? 740 00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:30,608 Where are you? 741 00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:35,904 Do you miss me? Probably not. 742 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,614 I miss you. 743 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:38,908 I don't know what I'm doing. 744 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,744 Shalom. 745 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,750 I don't know what I'm doing. Shalom. 746 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,963 So what did the mystery lady have to say? 747 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,217 Does the schnauzer get clipped at dawn? 748 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,847 Are you okay? 749 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:04,766 Fuck, do we need to get out of here? 750 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:08,187 Um, yeah. Yeah, you need... you need to get out of here. 751 00:44:08,188 --> 00:44:11,566 - Seriously? - Yeah, you need to go. 752 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:15,528 Oh. Okay. Um... 753 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:17,904 Okay. 754 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:21,242 - Look, it's for your own safety. - Sure. I get it. I get it. 755 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:34,004 - Move over. Move over! - Oh, fuck. 756 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,089 Shit. 757 00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:40,302 - Are you kidding me right now? - All the other stalls are full. 758 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:48,143 Is that pee? 'Cause it sounds like pee, but it smells like shit. 759 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:49,603 Well, it feels like lava. 760 00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:52,732 When that article said espresso's the poor man's cocaine... 761 00:44:53,733 --> 00:44:58,028 - I thought that meant we could snort it. - I don't think it's the coffee. 762 00:44:58,029 --> 00:44:59,446 I think it's, like, 763 00:44:59,447 --> 00:45:02,115 what happens to your intestines when you fuck up real bad. 764 00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:03,743 Stress does hit me in the gut. 765 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,412 Maybe we should have stayed out of this whole thing. 766 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,790 Sat out in the yard, getting sun or some shit. 767 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:12,460 No. Fuck that. 768 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,087 We did what we believed in. 769 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,674 Ain't no one can take that from us. 770 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,176 Except they did. 771 00:45:21,802 --> 00:45:24,054 Not yet, they haven't. 772 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,355 We gotta tell Jefferson. 773 00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:36,066 And maybe there's a chance that we can walk away from the table 774 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:37,527 with what we still got. 775 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:41,405 - That's still a win by me. - But we can't go out there. 776 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:44,908 If those bitches find out we lost the hostages, they'll kill us. 777 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,703 Or shove us into some crap box, like they've been doing. 778 00:45:47,704 --> 00:45:49,121 Or like we've been doing. 779 00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:54,335 Don't make me question the mixed morality of what we been doing here. 780 00:45:57,588 --> 00:45:58,589 Come on. 781 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,967 You think about what you're gonna say in the press conference? 782 00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:05,638 'Cause we should be complementary but not redundant. 783 00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:08,599 You think they'll ask me to say something? 784 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,309 They brought you a suit. 785 00:46:15,982 --> 00:46:17,524 Forty-four short. 786 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:20,069 They think I'm fucking Danny DeVito over here? 787 00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,782 And they never brought my goddamn crackers. 788 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,868 They forget your boxers, too. 789 00:46:33,416 --> 00:46:36,586 In and out? Five minutes, tops. 790 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:39,254 Don't touch the hair. 791 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,259 You think if I touch that thing, it'll actually move an inch? 792 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,302 It's a fucking helmet. 793 00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:51,892 We have a situation. 794 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,979 Miss Jefferson did not release the hostages. 795 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,523 An inmate helped them escape. 796 00:46:58,816 --> 00:46:59,941 What? 797 00:46:59,942 --> 00:47:02,778 Miss Jefferson clearly has no intention of ending this riot. 798 00:47:02,779 --> 00:47:03,946 So we will have to. 799 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,669 Mmm. 800 00:47:58,668 --> 00:48:00,169 Mmm. 801 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:09,386 So is it true? About your son's surgery? 802 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,430 Yeah. 803 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:13,057 Will he be okay? 804 00:48:14,266 --> 00:48:17,227 They're doing this thing called trepanation. 805 00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:19,980 My aunt tried to explain it, but I don't think she understands it, either. 806 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,858 I know trepanation. 807 00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:25,819 They basically... lift the upper flap of your scalp 808 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,864 and drill a hole under your skull to release pressure on the brain. 809 00:48:28,865 --> 00:48:30,657 You making this shit up right now? 810 00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:33,494 Uh, no. Uh, my... my roommate, freshman year, 811 00:48:33,495 --> 00:48:35,788 uh, he did it for enlightenment. 812 00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:37,915 Yeah, it's a thing. 813 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,334 You went to college? 814 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:44,254 That's what you found most surprising about that sentence? 815 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:47,215 - You don't look like the type. - I didn't go to college-college. 816 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:48,884 Uh, more like I... 817 00:48:48,885 --> 00:48:52,763 moved near campus and lived off tuition checks till my parents found out. 818 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,222 Shit. 819 00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:57,643 If you were my kid, I would've slapped that ass till it bled. 820 00:48:57,644 --> 00:48:59,185 Yeah, my mom, uh... 821 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:02,022 she put raisins in everything that she cooked for about a month. 822 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:07,820 - Very passive-aggressive. - Better than aggressive-aggressive. 823 00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:13,200 Maybe my kids would have turned out better... 824 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:18,247 if I hadn't always been so damn pissed at them all the time. 825 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,460 I always thought if I didn't yell at them, if I didn't spank them, 826 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,963 then they would turn out to be these little wake-and-bake shits 827 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,549 with nothing in their lives. 828 00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:30,593 I'll pretend like that doesn't hit home. 829 00:49:34,013 --> 00:49:37,641 Uh, hey, you know, from what I remember about trepanation, 830 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:40,102 I... I think the survival rates are actually pretty high. 831 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,437 I mean, my roommate lived. 832 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:44,940 He's not exactly normal, but... 833 00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:47,233 Not normal? 834 00:49:47,234 --> 00:49:50,237 High survival rates. That's the message here. 835 00:50:13,886 --> 00:50:15,679 Yeah, hello? 836 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,474 Vincent, hi. Uh... you don't know me. 837 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:22,019 - But I am Lorna's friend. - What? 838 00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:24,980 She put you up to this? 839 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:26,690 Look, you tell Lorna 840 00:50:26,691 --> 00:50:29,610 I don't know why she keeps playing these mind games with me. 841 00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:33,071 First, I'm having sex with her sister, and now she's having a baby? 842 00:50:33,072 --> 00:50:34,280 Shit's bananas. 843 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:37,826 All right, all right, man. I get it. All right? I get it. Believe me. 844 00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:41,037 Uh, Lorna can be a little intense. She can go overboard. 845 00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:42,623 Which is why she has not one, 846 00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:46,210 but 12 pregnancy tests all lit up like Christmas trees. 847 00:50:47,544 --> 00:50:50,005 Are you saying she's really pregnant? 848 00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:52,298 I'm guessing it wasn't your intelligence that attracted her. 849 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:54,885 Hey, you know what? Fuck you. I didn't sign up for this shit. 850 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:57,512 But that's where you're wrong, 'cause you did sign up for this. 851 00:50:57,513 --> 00:51:00,140 I mean, you had your choice of women out there in the real world. 852 00:51:00,141 --> 00:51:02,851 Uh, within your realm of possibility, but still... 853 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:04,853 There was a pool of fours, maybe even some fives 854 00:51:04,854 --> 00:51:07,355 with okay tits for you to choose from. But instead... 855 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,941 you, uh, went fishing in the felon pond. 856 00:51:09,942 --> 00:51:13,987 So, either you're an asshole who knew that women in here are so desperate 857 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:15,113 you could hook yourself an eight, 858 00:51:15,114 --> 00:51:19,450 or you're as batshit as Lorna, in which case, match made in heaven. 859 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:22,579 - She thinks I'm fucking her sister. - Oh... Are you? 860 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,497 No! God, no. 861 00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,833 She's got, like, four kids. And no tits. 862 00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:29,419 I mean, I keep telling Lorna this. She don't listen to me. 863 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:32,547 Just keep telling her until she does. 864 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:34,049 Yeah? 865 00:51:34,050 --> 00:51:37,510 You know... all her life, all she has ever wanted 866 00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:40,513 is for somebody to reassure her that she is worthy of love. 867 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:43,016 So if you do that, then, um... 868 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:45,727 you know, she will be good to you, she will take care of you. 869 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:51,316 She will even overlook all those things that are so deeply fucked-up in you. 870 00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:56,279 Uh, and yeah, when she gets out of here, she will, uh... 871 00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:02,243 uh, probably hack your phone or maybe, uh, key some female coworker's car. 872 00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:04,454 But, yeah, she's gonna do it 'cause she loves you. 873 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:05,663 And, uh... 874 00:52:05,664 --> 00:52:11,086 I mean, some people would give anything to be loved like that. 875 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,633 That's all I gotta say. 876 00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:23,766 Just stew in your juice, and then, uh... yeah, do the right thing. 877 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:37,279 Litchfield, 3:35, you know, they're boarding already. 878 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,949 Yeah, thanks. 879 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:41,742 You're not in a hurry, huh? 880 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,203 I can't blame you. I went there once for a swim meet. 881 00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:46,538 It's kind of Shitsville. 882 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,625 Isn't it all kind of Shitsville? 883 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:54,129 Uh... no, actually. There's some pretty cool places out there. 884 00:52:56,882 --> 00:52:58,133 Where would you go? 885 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,927 If I could go anywhere? 886 00:53:00,928 --> 00:53:03,889 Uh, New Orleans, probably. There's a girl there. 887 00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:08,601 Uh, Portland. Obviously not in the winter. Taos, maybe. 888 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:12,147 Last boarding call for express bus to Albany and Poughkeepsie. 889 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,652 Last boarding call for Albany and Poughkeepsie, Bus 419. 890 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:20,321 - Thanks. - Thanks, man. Have a safe trip. 891 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,580 This is the final boarding call for the 3:35 892 00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:34,336 to Albany, Utica and Litchfield, departing immediately from gate 14. 893 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,102 You don't handle her like this! 894 00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:54,355 Well, maybe what I've done for Suzanne ain't what you would've done, but I tried. 895 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:55,606 You were "busy." 896 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:58,027 I was trying to make sure we was doing right by Poussey. 897 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:03,364 Oh, whoa, whoa! I know you two piñatas ain't really waltzing up in here 898 00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,992 after chaining Suzanne to her bed like a damn dog. 899 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:09,370 - They did what, now? - Settle down. We on the same team here. 900 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,664 See, I ain't opposed to hitting people on my team. 901 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,583 Stop. None of that matters. 902 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:18,463 The hostages are gone. Mendoza and Ruiz helped them escape. 903 00:54:18,464 --> 00:54:20,173 Wait, wait, wait. The guards are gone? 904 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,592 Also the hot one that think he speak Italian. 905 00:54:22,593 --> 00:54:24,094 You mean gone-gone? 906 00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,888 Like no-more-bargaining-chips-on-the-table gone? 907 00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,223 Shit, man! 908 00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:30,767 You really think "shit" is the best word for this situation? 909 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:34,270 'Cause me, personally, I'd upgrade to "holy fucking Fucksville." 910 00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,898 We were thinking maybe we can still walk away with what we got so far. 911 00:54:36,899 --> 00:54:39,692 - Yeah, I... I don't think we can do that. - Why the hell not? 912 00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:40,986 Just wait here. 913 00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:43,446 - I'm gonna go get Fig back. - Back from where? 914 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:49,703 Hey. 915 00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:58,169 I thought you might wanna go back to your sexy librarian look. 916 00:54:58,170 --> 00:55:00,505 'Cause that's why I wear them. 917 00:55:00,506 --> 00:55:02,548 It has nothing to do with the having-to-see thing. 918 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:04,134 Right, there's that too. Okay. 919 00:55:04,135 --> 00:55:05,845 I need you to listen to me for a second. 920 00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,846 I think that this thing might be over 921 00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,017 and I'm gonna be able to get you some real help soon, 922 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:13,185 but first... 923 00:55:20,650 --> 00:55:22,236 I want you to have this. 924 00:55:23,153 --> 00:55:24,905 - Beans. - A can of beans? 925 00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:26,949 Just pretend it's corn. It's a very long story. 926 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,994 You have taught me... 927 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:34,623 that... love hurts. 928 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:38,751 You've taught me that life... 929 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:48,470 It hurts. 930 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,558 And I want to be there for you. 931 00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,394 I want us to be there for each other. 932 00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:57,938 So that maybe... 933 00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:02,902 it hurts a little less. 934 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,950 Alex Pearl Vause... 935 00:56:12,912 --> 00:56:16,415 Yes, Piper Elizabeth Chapman? 936 00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,710 Will you be my partner... 937 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:25,215 through love and through pain... 938 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:30,387 and through beauty fish, forever? 939 00:56:32,973 --> 00:56:34,391 Is that your question? 940 00:56:38,812 --> 00:56:40,480 Alex, will you marry me? 941 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,485 I figured that's what you were doing. 942 00:56:49,864 --> 00:56:50,950 And... 943 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,576 yes. 944 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,036 Bravo! 945 00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:57,163 Mazel. 946 00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:08,175 You had to do this now? 947 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:13,221 I mean, I guess timing has never been either of our strong suits. 948 00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:14,972 I kind of think that I did. 949 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,392 And you did just say yes! 950 00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:19,561 - That is what I said, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 951 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,147 I think it's legal now, isn't it? 952 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:32,657 Tell them to wait! Tell them to wait! 953 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:36,120 Tell them to wait! Wait! 954 00:57:46,421 --> 00:57:47,463 Clear!