1 00:01:10,398 --> 00:01:14,398 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:22,248 This must be what the Maasai tribesmen feel like 3 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,750 after they've speared an elephant. 4 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:26,419 Except white men aren't exactly an endangered species, 5 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,840 and this animal is going to wake up. 6 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,467 Ah, he'll be out for a couple hours. 7 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,846 - Where the hell are we? - It's a long story. 8 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:40,308 - What do we do when he wakes up? - We torture him into a confession. 9 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,894 Don't you think that we have all already suffered enough 10 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:45,521 in service of your revenge scheme, Red? 11 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,691 Did he do that to you? 12 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,443 I think you need to go lie down. 13 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,446 - I'm fine. - You are not fine. No one here is fine. 14 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,990 You don't look so good either, Red. 15 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:59,787 Yeah, Red, that terrifying clown look? Doesn't really work on anybody. 16 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:15,051 - You have something to restrain him? - Something? I got everything! 17 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,594 But we should move him. 18 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:20,974 Let's get him down into the pool so we have room to work, just in case. 19 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:22,976 Girls, give me a hand. We'll carry him. 20 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,729 - Yeah, I'll get right on that. - You know my right knee is for shit. 21 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:30,275 It's difficult for me to condone violence, even if it's him. 22 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,611 Nicky, please. 23 00:02:33,612 --> 00:02:37,032 If we don't get his confession, this was all for nothing. 24 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,910 Don't make me beg. 25 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:47,000 How many times has this woman been there for you, huh? 26 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,460 Even if it's just an extra fucking cup of Jell-O. 27 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:53,047 And, yes, she is withholding, 28 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,593 and not the archetypical mother you spent your whole life wishing you had. 29 00:02:57,344 --> 00:03:00,805 Regardless, we ain't gonna get through this shit alone. 30 00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:02,432 See, that much I know. 31 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:08,187 Why don't you go upstairs and get some Tylenol or something, okay? 32 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,231 And I will deal with this. 33 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:11,817 - I'm fine... - Go. 34 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,740 On my count. 35 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,368 One, two... 36 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:26,706 Three years without a Pap smear, Ms. Figueroa. 37 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,167 I figured it's healthier for Duchess to go without 'em 38 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:33,713 than to subject her to that old pervert they be calling a doctor. 39 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,299 You know what he did the one time I went? 40 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:42,597 There I am... legs spread... breeze blowin' through my south half. 41 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:47,894 He's standing there, a good five feet away, lookin' at me. 42 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:52,023 He ain't even close enough to see nothin' where he's supposed to be lookin'. 43 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,650 And you know what he say? 44 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,986 "Shame about your legs. 45 00:03:56,987 --> 00:04:00,406 At least they let women wear pants these days." 46 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:04,702 And now I know the fucker blind 'cause I got some fine-ass legs right here. 47 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,871 I hate myself for asking... 48 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:10,792 I really, really do. But... Duchess? 49 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:14,212 Yeah. 'Cause my nay-nay be noble. 50 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,632 - Of course. - You ain't got a name for yours? 51 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:22,386 What are the chances of getting a cup of coffee? 52 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,182 Hey, Mr. C... 53 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,726 Your girlfriend got a name for her pussy? 54 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,312 Tracy. 55 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:35,149 Go fuck yourself, Joe! 56 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,110 And she's not my girlfriend. 57 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:40,404 Okay, I got to know where this one come from. 58 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,031 I told you mine. 59 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:46,453 Yo, you tell me, then we'll see about getting you some, uh, coffee. 60 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,545 Tracy Loomis and I were best friends 61 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:59,382 until she went through puberty before me and got more popular 62 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:02,635 because it was rumored that she let David Rosen titty fuck her. 63 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,678 So I named it after her 64 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:06,806 because my vagina's a bitch. 65 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:07,933 She is not wrong. 66 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:11,853 That's some weird shit, Ms. Fig. 67 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:16,107 For real, though. I mean, just let the girl... 68 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,192 Taystee... 69 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:22,363 it has been 12 hours and we haven't gotten anywhere. 70 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,950 - Your point was? - Healthcare. 71 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:28,286 Do you know what happens when we get sick? 72 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,914 A CO decides if it's essential or not. 73 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,749 A man who don't know or care nothin' about us 74 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,877 tells us if we sick enough to go to the doctor. 75 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,797 And if it ain't essential, you gotta lie in your bunk, 76 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,841 hoping that your fever don't get too high, 77 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,637 or you gotta find a friend who can afford Tylenol from commissary. 78 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:50,349 Look... last year, a girl had an infected tooth 79 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,395 and it took so long for a guard to take her serious, 80 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:57,148 that the infection grew and now she blind in one of her eyes! 81 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:01,528 Yeah, that's right. She a damn pirate 'cause of this place. 82 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:06,532 So you tell me that an emergency trip to the ER ain't more expensive 83 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,452 than getting us decent care in the first place. 84 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,496 - She's right, you know. - Oh, shut up, Joe. Jesus. 85 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,415 Fine, I will make it happen. 86 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,916 You win healthcare. 87 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,877 Now can someone get me a goddamn cup of coffee? 88 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,088 I am right on it... 89 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,841 Tracy. Sorry. 90 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,516 I think I should slap you and then you could slap me. 91 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:33,977 I don't let nobody hit me. 92 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,438 But it's like a sleep fighter. 93 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,024 Gets your adrenaline goin' or some shit. 94 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,859 - Yeah? - Adorefins. 95 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:46,822 - Do it gotta be the face? - Hmm. Not really sure. 96 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,575 But when my moms would try to keep my stepdad up, 97 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:50,618 it was always the face. 98 00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,463 Hey! 99 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,883 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 100 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:08,844 - What I told you about that shit? - What happened? 101 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,347 I can't help when I sleep fart. It just slips out. 102 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:13,099 Ugh, that's disgusting. 103 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,018 - What's going on? - Don't worry, I got it. 104 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,769 You, long pants. Let's go. 105 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,895 Aren't all pants long? 106 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,648 - Didn't you hear me? I said let's go. - I don't understand, I was... 107 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,067 Hey, did I say you could talk? 108 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,527 Let's go. I'm taking him to the Poo. 109 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:27,405 Let's go. Close the door. Keep your eyes on them. 110 00:07:27,406 --> 00:07:29,449 They're up to something. I could feel it. 111 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,534 Go. 112 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,702 She maybe got good potential. 113 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,997 We got ourselves an intern. 114 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:37,790 What's up now? 115 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,212 You feel them adorefins? 116 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,174 Fuck! 117 00:07:58,020 --> 00:08:00,313 - Did you sleep? - No. 118 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,441 I'll go get us some coffee. 119 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,069 I broke the vase. 120 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,404 What? 121 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,990 The vase... the one in your bedroom. 122 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,993 It was, like, green or blue or something? 123 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,244 That was a long time ago. 124 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,997 I made Benny say it was his fault. 125 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,917 I told him I'd take his Spider-Man if he told you. 126 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,422 You know what I remember? 127 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,300 At the pool... 128 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:32,595 You must have been nine or ten. 129 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:37,725 Benny sat and watched you and your friends dive off the diving board all day. 130 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:40,436 He wouldn't even swim. Just watched you. 131 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,064 And then right before it was time to leave, 132 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:45,483 he ran over and climbed up. 133 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:50,530 And I thought, finally... the boy has found his guts, you know? 134 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,826 But when he got to the end... 135 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,869 He froze. 136 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,163 - And what did you do? - I went to get him. 137 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,084 You took his hand, counted to three... 138 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,794 and you jumped together. 139 00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,880 That's what I remember. 140 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,050 Also the slap on the water when he landed on his back, 141 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,761 and the crying, and... 142 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,806 But he went holding your hand. 143 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,186 You taught him how to be brave. 144 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,233 - If he dies... - He's not gonna die. 145 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,070 - But he... - He's not going to die. 146 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,531 I wish Mom was here. 147 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:36,659 Me, too, bubbaloo. 148 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,623 You want milk and sugar? 149 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,880 Yo, I thought we were taking him to Medical. 150 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:52,841 We can't. Don't know how Medical gonna help a dead man. 151 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,843 - Then where we going? - Man, hell if I know. 152 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,387 This is a bad idea. 153 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,723 Then come up with a better idea, Your Majesty, Queen of the Obvious. 154 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:00,933 This is that place. 155 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,771 Some things happened. 156 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:09,983 There's a lot of feelings in this place. A lot. 157 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:14,697 Oh! Yo, she like accidental genius sometimes, swear to God. Yeah! 158 00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,991 Leave him just for now, right? Too long and that shit's gonna stank. 159 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,869 What the fuck? 160 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,246 - He died? - Oh, no. 161 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,540 For real? You shut the fuck up! 162 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,000 I mean, you keep flappin' your big ass lips, 163 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,753 and our whole peace in the Middle East thing? Canceled. 164 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,004 No, no, no, no, no. 165 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,215 - No, you lied to me. - No, I didn't... 166 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:33,882 You lied! 167 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,384 - He died! - Don't... 168 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,470 - Shut the fuck... - Lying is very bad. 169 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,723 - Dying is very, very bad. - Oh. Suzanne. 170 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,725 Suzanne, I'm gonna need you to calm down, all right? 171 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:45,061 You're a liar, liar, pants on fire! 172 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:49,982 You've all been fed a bunch of lies. 173 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:55,988 I mean, they wanna put labels on you, like crazy, psycho, deranged stalker. 174 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,491 But we're not gonna let them do that, are we? 175 00:10:58,492 --> 00:10:59,388 Mmm-mmm. 176 00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,994 Because there is nothing wrong with you. 177 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,956 You are perfect, just the way you are. 178 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,084 It really is about getting up in the morning, 179 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:14,173 looking in that mirror and sayin', "Self, you're great." 180 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:19,845 That, and a little bit of lipstick, that is all the medicine you need! 181 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,181 Go on, get out of here. Go on! 182 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:28,605 What if your self still has a headache, even after you tell it, "You're great"? 183 00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:33,276 Well, I hadn't, uh, considered that particular situation. 184 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:38,114 This is more of an anti-depressant, anti-psychotic kinda theory. 185 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:42,785 - So can I have an Advil or something? - Well, I can't see why not. 186 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:45,330 As long as it doesn't affect your self-esteem. 187 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,125 You know, I gotta say, you seem real nice. 188 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,003 Aw, well, thank you. 189 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,298 - Now, what is your name? - Kasey. 190 00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,717 Well, Kasey, it is very, very nice to meet you. 191 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,470 Likewise. It's cool when people surprise you, you know? 192 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,355 I guess I assumed La Loca... 193 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,475 I mean, that's "batshit" in spic language, 194 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,476 but here you seem real normal and nice. 195 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,478 Oh, my mistake. 196 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,274 Looks like we're all out of Advil. Sorry. 197 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,693 Crazy fuckin' dago! 198 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,030 - Move along! - Jeez! 199 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,574 Someone on that side 200 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:25,202 is not carrying their weight, literally. 201 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:28,581 Hey, I was upfront about my knee issue. 202 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:29,957 Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch his head. 203 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,918 Fuck his head. 204 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,837 Okay, ready? 205 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:42,387 One... two... three! 206 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:46,682 Fuck yeah. 207 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:49,893 Sisterhood is powerful. 208 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,395 Jesus. 209 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,896 He deserves it. 210 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,233 Yeah. Call me crazy, but the morality of this particular situation, 211 00:12:56,234 --> 00:13:00,446 uh, it just sort of makes it tricky to define who deserves what. 212 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,781 Kind of a gray area, if you will. 213 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,368 Here, let's put him in the chair. 214 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,499 - One, two, three! - Two, three. 215 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,085 Wonderful. 216 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,715 Thank you, girls. 217 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,217 So, again, we're all just totally fine 218 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,554 with the fact that we're inside of an empty pool right now, right? 219 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,640 Like, nobody wants to talk about that. 220 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,560 Yeah, I don't know if rope will be enough 221 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,772 to keep him properly propped. Let me look around. 222 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,527 How come you have all his toys? 223 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,113 Did you build a secret bunker? 224 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:47,326 - Piper, help push him back up, would you? - No, absolutely not. 225 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,453 Nicky's motivational speech got us this far, 226 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,164 but I am not going to be a part of whatever this is. 227 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,084 I won't do anything he doesn't deserve. 228 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,628 Wow, there it is again, huh? 229 00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,632 We're just really playing fast and loose with that word today, huh? 230 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,386 This should do the trick. 231 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,431 You're gonna abandon everything we're trying to do here? 232 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,265 The mattresses are made out of vinyl. 233 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,519 And let's get serious. You know that some of us needed a shower anyway, right? 234 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,228 Right, sucia? 235 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:20,526 Oh, don't give up so easy, you know? It's a storm. It's gonna pass! 236 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,820 We heard negotiations are going real good. 237 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,447 - What? - Healthcare and better food, 238 00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,532 and maybe even Beyoncé gonna come say hi to us. 239 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,992 - Huh? - You don't wanna miss out on that! 240 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,703 Beyoncé ain't comin' to Litchfield! 241 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,414 How dare you doubt her? 242 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,458 Look! Look, guys, come on! 243 00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,502 - Move. Just walk. - Take Dixon or Josh. Why is it me? 244 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,628 - Fuck. - Doesn't make... 245 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,046 - Shut up! - I'm the nice one! 246 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,508 - Get in. - Please... 247 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,803 Hey, now that I'm in here and everything, can you please tell me what I did? 248 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,096 Nothing. 249 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,850 - Pardon? - You didn't do nothing, all right? 250 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,728 I got a plan. Just... Fuck. 251 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,647 Just... just... Just trust me. 252 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,816 Oh, yeah, I have literally zero idea why I would do that, 253 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,569 seeing as how you just locked me in a shithole for no reason! 254 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,322 Listen. You gotta be patient and wait. I'm gonna get you out of here soon. 255 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,867 Oh, wow. That is less than specific. 256 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,497 All right, listen. Do me a favor. 257 00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:19,042 When I tell you it's time, go with it. Please. Hey, got it? 258 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,837 Yeah, no idea what you mean when you say, "Go with it." 259 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,880 Oh, shut up! 260 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,718 And get ready. Fuck! 261 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225 So lonely. 262 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,437 He's not in there anymore, okay? It's just his body. 263 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,691 - His soul is in a better place now. - He's in heaven, Suzanne. 264 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,779 Hey, Cindy Rubenstein... you don't believe in heaven. 265 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,115 I believe you're referring to the modern cultural Jew 266 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,452 who typically doesn't believe in a stringent concept of heaven and hell. 267 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,829 However, historically, 268 00:15:55,830 --> 00:16:01,001 Judaism does subscribe to the idea of Olam Ha-Ba, the world to come. 269 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,211 Converts are always the worst. 270 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,964 Y'all think they'll let us into heaven after we've been in prison? 271 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,383 Maybe this is not the time for this, yeah? 272 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,843 It's something I think about. 273 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,846 - Is Poussey in heaven? - Of course she is, honey. 274 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,807 In my faith, we call it paradise. 275 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,100 Hmm. I bet you she's up there right now, 276 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,019 having a heck of a time looking down at us, 277 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,731 laughing about this mess we got ourselves in. 278 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,569 Wait, so, the dead bad person is up there with her? 279 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,571 In the paradise-heaven-better-place? 280 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:32,199 - Absolutely not. - Well, she said he's in a better place. 281 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,952 You... you... 282 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:39,331 He is. It's just a different better place than the one that P's in. 283 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,210 Wait, so you can be a bad person and still end up in the better place? 284 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,795 Okay, look. Nobody knows, all right? 285 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,881 It's just shit people say to make each other feel better. 286 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,635 Oh, it's too much! It's too much death! 287 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:55,556 It's too much. And... and you're all lying, lying, lying, lying! 288 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,183 You liars! Oh, God! 289 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,895 Too much death! Too much, it's too much! 290 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,564 That's right! You're liars. 291 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:08,318 You lie. You lie! 292 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,738 Too much! Too much death! Too much! 293 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,531 All right, what you wanna do is keep 'em on their toes. 294 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,866 Yeah, you gotta mess with their brains. 295 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,661 - Why is your face all red? - Oh, I slapped her to stay awake. 296 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,288 But we good now. We got something better. Yo, check this out. 297 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,000 Go, go, go. All right, so, see this? 298 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,086 You take your coffee, then you take your card. 299 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,964 Boom, boom, boom, boom. And you gonna line that bitch up, right? 300 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,134 You gotta get yourself a pen, take it apart like this. You see? 301 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,802 All right. 302 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,929 Watch, watch. 303 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,101 Oh, fuck! 304 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,563 We found an extra can in somebody's locker. 305 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,232 Fuck, we could've used that shit in the coffeehouse. 306 00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,653 But you know what? Well, fuck it. I'm livin' in the now. 307 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,365 Fuck. Shit. Is my nose bleeding? 308 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,160 Just a little. But whatever. Yo, let me do a line. 309 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,828 Come on, come on. Fuck it. Grab that shit. 310 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,163 Watch this shit. 311 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,832 It's amazing. 312 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,551 The more it hurts, the doper the... the high, right? 313 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,595 - Totally. - I think y'all crazy. 314 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,764 Excedrin work just as good and it don't hurt. 315 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,059 - The pain lets you know that you're alive. - I know I'm alive. 316 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,812 - You were talkin' about the guards, right? - Yeah, right. 317 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,397 You gotta fuck with 'em. 318 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,150 - Oh, man, this is my favorite. - Yo. 319 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611 You know how this goes. 320 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,656 Ain't gonna happen unless you all looking at me. 321 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,490 I need ten eyes, right here. 322 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,785 The slick one ain't looking yet. 323 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,036 I can stand here all day waiting, 324 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,664 so you better get your dude over there in line. 325 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:48,753 The longer we wait, the more of you going to Poo. 326 00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:57,136 "Two Girls, One Cup." It's a classic, but still hard to beat. 327 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,849 No. Fuck this. 328 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,684 - This is bullshit! - Uh-oh, we got a rebellion. 329 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,269 - Oh, I got this. - This ain't doin' shit! 330 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,814 You didn't learn your lesson from your friend earlier? 331 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,858 What lesson? There ain't no lesson here! 332 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,652 Just a bunch of sociopaths torturing us, and for what? 333 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,697 You think getting better food is gonna make you not a criminal? 334 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,782 The world already considers y'all a pile of garbage, 335 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,786 and that was before you went and held a bunch of innocent people hostage. 336 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,914 You think people will be on your side now? 337 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,336 You, with the boobs. You, too. 338 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,545 - Me? - No, her. 339 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:36,717 One of you has an opinion, the rest of you are gonna suffer for it. 340 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,469 I was just sitting here. I didn't do anything. Please. 341 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,179 I'll stare at the shit eaters some more. 342 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,430 What do you want me to do? I'll do anything. 343 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,099 - Out. Now! - What? 344 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,727 Damn it, Dixon. 345 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,395 - Come on. - You're a fucking idiot. 346 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,108 Can't let them get too comfortable, right? 347 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,903 Nice job, Mendoza. Mental warfare, I like it. 348 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,321 Yeah, you a good student. Z, help her down to the Poo. 349 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,158 Nah. We'll be just fine. 350 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705 - Ay! - Ooh! 351 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,127 Get in! 352 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:19,093 Move it! Move. Move, move, move, move! 353 00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,694 Get in! 354 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,948 Fuck! 355 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,414 Yeah! 356 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,417 Fuck yeah! Fuck! 357 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,787 Now, can someone tell me how throwin' someone in a room by themselves 358 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,414 and denying them access to sunshine and other people 359 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,043 teaches them any kinda lesson? 360 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,797 - That's what I thought. - Psst! 361 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,591 Man, how you gonna mess up my rhythm like that? 362 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,844 Psst! 363 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,263 Pardon me one second, would you? 364 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,352 Yo, you was killin' it in there! 365 00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,479 Yeah. I know. 366 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,233 That's why this better be motherfuckin' important. 367 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,277 Look, we got a... a little problem. 368 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:03,446 Great, it's a little problem. Little means you can handle it. 369 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,199 Oh, no, no, no. Mmm-mmm. 370 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,787 We got a dead guard and Suzanne is freaking out. 371 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,040 - Are you fucking serious? - I know, man. 372 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,457 I know, it's bad! Come on, I'll take you... 373 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,418 No, you misunderstand. 374 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,753 You think I got time to handle more bullshit? 375 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,130 I'm in there busting my ass, 376 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,632 trying to make shit better for all of us by myself, 377 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,511 and you bringing me some nonsense? That Suzanne is freaking out? 378 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,264 Well, spoiler alert. That's what the fuck she does. 379 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,849 She freaks out! 380 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,602 Look, I ain't got no magic Suzanne wand. Just deal with it. 381 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,148 Look, but... Whoa, whoa, maybe you missed the part... 382 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,359 about the dead guard? 383 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,778 Oh, you mean the part where you thought it would be a good idea 384 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,405 to run up in here and tell me some shit 385 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:49,076 that can make this whole thing fall apart if somebody heard you? 386 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,578 You smart, man. You a damn genius. 387 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,913 You ain't got to be mean about it. Shit, man! 388 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,623 Do you get what's going on here? 389 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,292 - Oh. - Do you understand what's at stake? 390 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,878 This ain't a game, yo. This is our life. 391 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,340 What's going on in there is gonna change the lives of hundreds of women. 392 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:09,679 And maybe if we do this right, other prisons will listen, too, all right? 393 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,890 We got a chance to really change things. 394 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,516 And I'm in there tryin' to make a difference, 395 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,768 and you know what? 396 00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,648 I'm good at it. I'm getting somewhere. 397 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,944 So you tell me what's more important... 398 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:29,282 one girl who can't handle not getting her breakfast on time 399 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:33,495 or the rest of us who is in here tryin' to survive every day? 400 00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,502 That's what I thought. 401 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,637 Live on the scene here at Litchfield Prison. 402 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,306 No new activity in the last few hours. We are still awaiting any... 403 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,102 - Hey, I was watching that! - And I was turning it off. 404 00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,063 You better get your booty to the bus stop. 405 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:03,483 If the bus leaves without you, you got a long walk. 406 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,153 And I'm not writing no late-excuse letters to the school. 407 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,196 It's like you don't even care about her. 408 00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,991 - Who? - See? Cindy. My sister? 409 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,786 Your daughter. She's in that jail that's going off, 410 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,496 and you're pretending she don't even exist. 411 00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,082 I care about her very much. 412 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,002 - You're not worried? - Honey... 413 00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:25,588 I didn't tell you before because I didn't want you worrying, 414 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,549 but Cindy's not in that place. 415 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,094 She was transferred to another facility a couple of months back. 416 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,929 And I'm sorry for keeping it from you. 417 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,222 She got transferred? 418 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,434 Yeah, something about behavior infractions. I don't know. 419 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:41,938 Point is, she's all right and you don't have to worry about her. 420 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,150 Focus on school, okay? 421 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,486 She got transferred? 422 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,991 Where did you get that? 423 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,161 It doesn't matter. You're a fucking liar. 424 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,288 You watch your language! 425 00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:02,334 - Why should I listen to anything you say? - Because I am your... your mother! 426 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:07,172 - I wish you weren't. - Well, sometimes I wish that, too. 427 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,425 - Found the pliers. - Wonderful. 428 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,762 - You're actually going to torture him? - Nothing he hasn't done to us. 429 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,308 Yeah, but he's a monster. You're... Red. 430 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,227 You know what, kids? 431 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:23,355 I believe I've had, uh, quite enough fun for a while. 432 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,733 And blood? It's not really my thing, so... 433 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,445 Boo out. 434 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,199 This man is no better than we are, 435 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,910 and yet he gets to roam free and make our lives a living hell? 436 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,414 Because the system that condemns us protects him? 437 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,251 This is insane. I need to go check on Alex. 438 00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,669 All right, Piper, come on. We can't just leave her down here alone. 439 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:50,257 Oh, yes, you can. Leave me here. Go, all of you. 440 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:53,593 I'm a big girl and I don't need your moral elitism. 441 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,969 - Oh! Oh! Oh! - Oh, oh, okay. 442 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:59,557 Okay. Oh, boy, that really undercut your whole independent lady thing, huh? 443 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,933 Norma, you bitch! 444 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,104 Impressive. Girl scout? 445 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:07,190 All right, uh, give me a hand over here, right? 446 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,152 I wish that we could go back to the us from two days ago 447 00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,404 and let them know that this is where we were gonna be. 448 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,866 - Blanca, you'll carry the torch, yes? - Actually, Red, I'm pretty tired. 449 00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,993 All right, let's pretend we're at a Jewish wedding, right? 450 00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,162 One, two, three! 451 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,790 I hate all of you. 452 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,252 Aw, we hate you back, Red, but with love! 453 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,424 - Hey! - You came back! 454 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,467 Oh! 455 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,804 I should get kidnapped and held hostage by a psychopath more often. 456 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,100 I've had a lot of guys make a lot of excuses for disappearing on me, 457 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,644 but that by far is the most ridiculous one I've ever heard. 458 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,564 Okay. I'll work on it. 459 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:51,318 Hey, girl, what happened to your face? 460 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,778 - Your friend, the feral one? - Ah. 461 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,572 She's mad at me. She thinks I stole you or something. 462 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,657 Is that what's going on here, Miss Von Barlow? 463 00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,285 Are you trying to steal me away? 464 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:03,164 - What happened to your suit? - Oh. Yeah. 465 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,874 Victim of the riot. 466 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,876 I really liked that suit. 467 00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,546 Yeah, well, you should see me in suspenders. 468 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:12,714 Mmm. 469 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,634 Come here. 470 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,428 - Oh! - What? 471 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,514 How can I put this politely? 472 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,851 Have you been rolling around in a pile of horse shit since I've been away? 473 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:30,106 I had to hide in the Poo to escape a Mexican mongoloid! 474 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:33,360 Wow, I don't even know which part of that is the most offensive. 475 00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,944 Impressive. 476 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,322 Oh, God. 477 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:40,075 How about I get you a nice hot shower? 478 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,660 Oh, my God, that would be so nice. 479 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,829 Well, I happen to know a place. 480 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,707 Hello? 481 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:51,002 Hello? I need Suzanne Warren's medication. All of 'em. 482 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,255 Oh, she doesn't take those anymore. 483 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,632 Pardon? 484 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:59,511 Yeah. As a pretend licensed medical professional, 485 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:02,180 I made an uneducated but still very thoughtful decision, 486 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,557 - and I took her off those. - The fuck? 487 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,476 She's sick. She needs her medication. 488 00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,978 No. No, no, no! No. 489 00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:12,148 That is the problem around here. You are the problem. 490 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,775 Okay, she is not sick. 491 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,319 She is wonderful and beautiful and unique 492 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,531 and just because her brain doesn't think like everybody else's around here, 493 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,908 doesn't mean we should stuff her full of pills. 494 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,369 - Do you know why we do that to people? - Hmm? 495 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,329 So we can feel more comfortable, 496 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:30,500 so we don't have to deal with anyone who isn't what we think they should be. 497 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,044 I mean, who... who's to say what normal is, anyway? 498 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,962 Look, Professor Fakey Pants, 499 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,965 I don't know what normal is, but I know it ain't you. 500 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,511 And because you took these medical decisions into your own hands, 501 00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:44,722 Suzanne is freaking the fuck out and we can't get her to calm down. 502 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,516 So, now, I'm gonna need the medication. 503 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,975 What's she take? 504 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,937 No, that is confidential patient information! 505 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,941 Whoo! You are runnin' hard on the psycho path, 506 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,901 but maybe it's time to take a water break. 507 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,404 No! No, no, no, no, no! No, you can't touch those. 508 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,905 What are you doing? Put those down! 509 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,533 - You can't take that! - Look... 510 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,411 sometimes the greater good matters more than one raving lunatic. 511 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:10,665 Now her crazy is puttin' us all at risk and scarin' the fuck out of me personally. 512 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:17,464 Uh-uh! Get... the fuck... out of my way! 513 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:26,306 Spread the word. This bathroom is off-limits for at least an hour. 514 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,099 Yeah. 515 00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:35,857 Mmm. 516 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,693 You know, if I close my eyes, 517 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,571 this is exactly like the Serenity Day Spa in Utica. 518 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,906 Except for the faint notes of shit and piss in the air. 519 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,910 Utica? I thought you were from Connecticut. 520 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:53,708 You know, it is a little known fact about Connecticut 521 00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,211 - that we actually also have a Utica. - Mmm. 522 00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,170 Yeah, it's near New Haven. 523 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:03,468 Well, now, aren't you just a little bundle of Connecticut trivia? 524 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,762 I kill at trivia night. 525 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:06,971 In Connecticut. 526 00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,309 Specifically in Connecticut. Mmm. 527 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:17,023 Fuck, would you look at me? I'm all giggly and gay for you. 528 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,816 Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're gay all the time. 529 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,817 Correct. 530 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,530 I'm just not typically "gay" gay. 531 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:27,492 Aw, are you gonna pass me a note and ask me if I like you now? 532 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:30,161 God. I love it when you're a bitch. 533 00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,581 It's just so... me. 534 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,792 Mmm. That's what relationships are, right? 535 00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,252 - Hmm? - Well, it's just finding someone who... 536 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,799 Reflects those parts of yourself that you want everyone else to see. 537 00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:46,010 It's narcissism, but in a prettier package. 538 00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:51,182 Well, then I guess I want everyone to see that I'm a hot piece of ass 539 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:56,729 with a big set of brass balls and a mouth to back them up. 540 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,524 I've never felt so seen. 541 00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,328 - Fresh towel? - That sounds lovely. 542 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,706 Great. Be right back. 543 00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,461 A prize! 544 00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:22,964 Hmm? 545 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,221 What'd you find, babe? 546 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,391 Oh... 547 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,852 that mildew stain on the wall, it's, uh... 548 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,230 Looks like a set of tits, doesn't it? 549 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,192 Hmm. 550 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,029 Yeah, I can totally kind of see that. 551 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,834 Looks like I missed out on all the fun. 552 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,753 Guess you're real committed to your team, huh? 553 00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:05,090 All it took was a little rain to get your ass back in here. 554 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,677 What the fuck happened to all the guards? 555 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,971 Gloria been kicking their asses! 556 00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,306 She been sending them shitheads to the Poo all day. 557 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,808 It's been mad entertaining. 558 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,102 Yeah, she's like Scarface or some shit. 559 00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,147 Nah, she's like that dude in the karate movie, 560 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,775 the one with the kid! What's it called? 561 00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,652 - Karate Kid. - Right. 562 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:29,989 'Cause we like the old dude who's been teaching her. 563 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:33,994 Hey, why do you guys care about this thing? 564 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,539 The real question is, why don't you? 565 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,003 You know this means we're in here forever now, right? 566 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,715 We're never getting out after this. 567 00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,970 Yo, this is our time, man. 568 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,598 These days is all we got. 569 00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:58,059 Rest of our lives, people gonna treat us like garbage. 570 00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:02,814 But right now, people are listening. Right now, people care. 571 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,860 You wanna miss out your chance to change some shit around here? 572 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:11,907 You wanna sit out the one time that you got real power? 573 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:16,077 Take some fucking responsibility, so when all this is over, 574 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,831 you can say that you stood up and did something. 575 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,250 Be a fucking role model to your kids and shit. 576 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:32,009 Or at least don't get your ass kicked by the rest of us. 577 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:36,639 Hey, guys! It's Flaritza with your favorite beauty tips! 578 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,184 Ladies, hair is your most valuable tool. 579 00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,477 Got a lazy eye? 580 00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:48,610 Just like that, boys will think you're mysterious instead of cross-eyed! 581 00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,530 Forehead looking like a sixhead? 582 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,449 Voilà! 583 00:33:55,450 --> 00:34:00,663 You sit the fuck down before I rip your eyeballs out one by one! 584 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:01,707 Got it? 585 00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:07,713 Mom. 586 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:17,722 You sit the fuck down before I rip your eyeballs out one by one! 587 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,806 Got it? 588 00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,225 Yo, hostility is not a good look. 589 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:24,229 Sorry, guys. We'll be back soon with a chiller vibe. 590 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,983 Will someone untie me already? 591 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,902 Are you gonna run back down there? 592 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,571 - Yes. - Then no. 593 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,157 You can't stop me from taking him down. 594 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:38,785 Maybe instead of continuing to obsess over this whole revenge thing, 595 00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,286 you could, I don't know, 596 00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:45,291 uh, look around at the consequences of your drug-fueled actions and apologize. 597 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,375 For what? 598 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,295 So we're still in the denial phase. Noted. 599 00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,756 This is sort of all your fault, Red. 600 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,466 Oh, don't be ridiculous. Nothing is ever one person's fault. 601 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,054 You and your heavy-browed minion over there lured him in here. 602 00:34:58,055 --> 00:35:01,432 I got them shaped. I look more like Brooke Shields than Frida Kahlo now. 603 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,975 I don't know who the fuck Brooke Shields is, 604 00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,060 but that's what Flaritza said. 605 00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,187 Look, we were trying to help all of you. 606 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,190 By inviting a bloodthirsty, armed maniac into the prison? 607 00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,150 By making his crimes public 608 00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,820 and ensuring that he never works here again. 609 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:18,407 None of this sounds insane to you now that you're off the drugs? 610 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,077 I didn't know they were drugs. She lied to me! 611 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,871 - Please, you lied to yourself. - She ain't wrong. 612 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,415 We were just sitting here, minding our own business... 613 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,500 Selfishly hoarding all of these supplies. 614 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,588 It's not our fault we're enjoyable company... 615 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,215 and Frieda invited us. 616 00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:36,508 There's also that part where the two of you made us look like 617 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:39,178 radical Islamic terrorists on the news. Remember that? 618 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:42,181 Uh-uh. I went back downstairs. 619 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,017 I think that we're starting to split hairs here a little bit. 620 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:48,730 Don't even start with us, you Cheeto stealer! 621 00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:50,356 Don't you laugh at me. 622 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,442 What? You were all "ra-ra riot" for a while there. 623 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,902 Piper "Pussy Riot" Chapman. 624 00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,571 You know, at least she was doing something, huh? 625 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,991 That's right. At least I was doing something. 626 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,201 Where were you when your mother was popping her little helpers? 627 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,411 Hey, look, lady, some of us were trying to stay out of it 628 00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,622 while others of us were cutting the electricity 629 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,582 to the entire fucking prison! 630 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,543 But who can really say what's worse, am I right? 631 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,254 I was trying to help! 632 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,173 Don't intentions count for anything? And it's back, right? 633 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,845 She was saying intentions count for something. 634 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,346 We were trying to bring Piscatella over here! 635 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:52,126 - Oh, shit. You put them in together? - Ain't got room otherwise. 636 00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,713 You are fire, yo. 637 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,758 Oh, you see that? 638 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,635 Yeah, I'll be right back. 639 00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,061 - Lourdes? - Gloria. 640 00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:11,603 They're taking him into surgery. 641 00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,190 If you want to talk to him first, I thought... 642 00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,733 maybe he can hear you. 643 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,235 Yes, yes, eh... 644 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,072 - You'll hold the phone to him? - Yes. Go ahead. 645 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,827 Baby? 646 00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,832 Hi, baby. 647 00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:36,921 I know you don't like it when I call you that, but you're still my baby. 648 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,174 And everything's gonna be okay, you hear me? It's gonna be all right. 649 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,218 The doctors, they're gonna take care of you, 650 00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:43,970 and I'mma be there real soon. 651 00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:46,764 I'mma be there when you wake up. 652 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,977 I got a plan... and I'mma be right next to you before you know it. 653 00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:54,188 Mama's coming for you. 654 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:58,276 Until I get there, I need you to... I need you to fight. 655 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,947 You put up those fists and you fight. 656 00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,994 I ain't never gonna tell you that again after this, but today... today... 657 00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:11,372 Today, you fight. You fight like hell! 658 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,214 I love you. I love you, Benjamin Mendoza. 659 00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:23,592 I love you so much. I love you more than my life. 660 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:27,806 I would trade places with you. I would trade places with you if I could. 661 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,558 I love you. 662 00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,479 You there? I'm sorry, did I cut you off? 663 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,982 No, no. It's fine. 664 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:41,777 They're here to take him down. I'll call you as soon as I know anything. 665 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,072 Lourdes. Thank you. 666 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,578 You okay? 667 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,583 Yeah. 668 00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,294 Yeah, I'm all right. 669 00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:00,213 You sure? 670 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,510 My kid is in the hospital. 671 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:07,678 Fuck. 672 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:12,934 - Sorry. - Yeah. 673 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:18,731 It's ironic, you know? I'm this fucking criminal... 674 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:25,112 but I never thought about killing anyone until I had Pepa. 675 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,865 And then suddenly... 676 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:31,577 there was this tiny little girl that I made. 677 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:36,541 And when I looked at her... when I saw her little feet, 678 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,503 I knew I would do anything for her. 679 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,798 I would murder someone if I had to. 680 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,555 Releasing the hostages so you could see your son, 681 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,141 is that worse or better than killing somebody? 682 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,768 What the hell are you talking about? 683 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,229 I made a deal. 684 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,397 Head of MCC say he will give me furlough 685 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,858 if I released the hostages and ended all of this. 686 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:03,943 Are you serious? 687 00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:06,904 - How the fuck... - I'mma take 'em to the Poo... 688 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:11,408 I'mma cut a hole in that fence and I'mma run. I'mma run like hell. 689 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,576 You're running with them? 690 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,663 - Yeah, yeah. That's the plan. - Shit. 691 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,874 You a brave motherfucker. 692 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:23,045 Bitches in here would lynch me, not call me brave. 693 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,756 Look, I don't give a shit about this thing, all right? 694 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,926 So if you ask me, you brave. 695 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,470 You fuckin' brave. 696 00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,141 You do what you gotta do, you know? 697 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,354 You don't owe nothing to no one in here. 698 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,859 - Really? - You ain't doing nothing 699 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,155 every woman in here wouldn't do if she had the chance, so... 700 00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,747 Hope it works. 701 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,416 Ah. 702 00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,176 What are you doing? She loves those. 703 00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:12,011 She don't need all that sugar, Ma. 704 00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:14,805 Ay. You're too strict with her. 705 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,182 You let me have that crap when I was little? 706 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:20,270 No. But it's different. She's my grandbaby. 707 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,604 No. 708 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,566 Aw! Look how cute! 709 00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:28,069 Hello! 710 00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,904 Hi. Hi, hello. 711 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,198 Hello. 712 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:35,784 She's beautiful. 713 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,203 - Is she yours? - Yeah. 714 00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:39,288 What's her name? 715 00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,498 - Pepa. - Pepa. 716 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,502 Hi, Pepa. Your father's very handsome. 717 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,838 Aren't you a lucky little girl? 718 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,924 He's single. 719 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,095 Have a nice day. 720 00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:55,596 Oh. 721 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,598 Yeah. You, too. 722 00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,146 Why do you always do that? 723 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,482 - Do what? - Ignore girls. 724 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,735 - I don't need no girl, Ma. - You do. 725 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,946 And don't think I don't know what you're doing, huh? 726 00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,366 Waiting around for Maria. Hoping she's coming back. 727 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:18,619 Nothing's too good for my son. Only jailbait criminals for him. 728 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,414 Don't call her that again. 729 00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,710 Do you mind? 730 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:29,047 But of course. 731 00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,349 Oh, God. 732 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,602 I wonder when this insanity is gonna end. 733 00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,397 Why? Do you have some important prison business to get back to? 734 00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,941 No. 735 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:54,488 But, uh, it's gotta end sometime, right? This can't go on forever. 736 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:58,617 Yeah, well, Attica lasted, what? Four days? 737 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:03,664 I say they'll come in here and kill us all if we don't surrender within 24 hours. 738 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,332 There are innocent people in here. 739 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,834 I mean, I don't even belong... I mean, there are... 740 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,879 There are people in here that didn't do anything, you know. 741 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,756 Ow! 742 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:17,886 Oh, I'm sorry... sweetheart. 743 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:21,015 That's okay. Just... be gentle. 744 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,059 Oh, I'll be gentle. 745 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,605 Are you okay? You're acting weird. 746 00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,607 - Weird? - Yeah. 747 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:35,905 Hmm. That's strange. I wonder how that could be. 748 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:40,951 I mean, it's not like I've been lied to, led on, 749 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,288 or happen to be sleeping with the enemy. 750 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,500 Please. 751 00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,835 That is not... 752 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,712 - I... I didn't... - Didn't what? 753 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,715 Sneak in here undercover for the outside, you fucking mole! 754 00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:56,091 No, I really didn't do that. 755 00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,010 And the only thing you haven't lied about is being a cunt. 756 00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,512 - Please. This is a huge misunderstanding. - Really? 757 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,515 'Cause I'm pretty clear about Caputo's dick in your mouth. 758 00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,227 No, I... have a narrow jaw. That's... not the point. 759 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:08,146 Please, just... Okay. 760 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:12,399 If you just listen to me, I promise you, I promise you, 761 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,068 I will tell you the truth, okay? 762 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,778 Okay, it's... 763 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:23,034 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 764 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,287 Jesus, come on! What is wrong with you? 765 00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,706 That's enough! 766 00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,793 Look at yourselves. 767 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,631 Fighting. Yelling. And breaking my shit. 768 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,219 Sorry about the chess board, Frieda. 769 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,930 We're supposed to be the good guys. 770 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,307 - How did we get here? - Speed. 771 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,393 - Pot. - Power does weird things to people. 772 00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:51,480 You know, I... I think not sleeping or eating while also being, 773 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,650 you know, kidnapped and tortured might have just something to do with it. 774 00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:56,485 Also, we're in the middle of overthrowing a prison. 775 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:59,906 Still not completely clear on the trajectory of that one. 776 00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,783 - Thank you, Norma. - Okay. Now what? 777 00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,411 We need to establish a rationing system. 778 00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:09,665 And try to hold on to our dignity. 779 00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:15,379 Does someone want the other half of this because, uh, if not, you know... 780 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,340 If we're not gonna torture Piscatella, what the hell are we gonna do with him? 781 00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,677 We're gonna keep him tied up until this thing is over... 782 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,847 and then we'll hand him over. 783 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,935 I can't believe that man is going to walk free. 784 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,562 Uh... would this help? 785 00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:33,397 No! Stop it! 786 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,607 Oh, I've had enough of this insubordination. 787 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,234 You are federal inmates... 788 00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,737 Holy shit! Gina, you magical nymph! 789 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,113 I stand corrected. 790 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:44,408 This totally makes up for the electricity thing. 791 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,867 Fuckin' A! 792 00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,870 To you exactly what you are doing to us right now! 793 00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,748 You both look great in those curtains. 794 00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,637 Uh... 795 00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,951 Please get down. Just stop it. 796 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:31,079 That's... that's... that's not how it works! 797 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,791 I think we gotta be firmer with her. 798 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,505 Yo! Stop! Yo! Yo! You better get your ass down here 799 00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:42,007 before the rest of these bitches throw it down for you! 800 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:45,093 What the hell is happening? 801 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:47,638 - She's trying to find heaven. - Say what now? 802 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:52,142 It's like she's hallucinating or something. 803 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,271 - Man, where's Taystee? - I got this. 804 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:57,981 I don't wanna be here anymore! 805 00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:00,066 I hate this place! 806 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,318 I wanna go to the better place. 807 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:06,197 Please, let me in! Let me in! 808 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,909 I'll be good, I promise. 809 00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:13,246 I'm good! Please! I'm good. 810 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,624 I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, 811 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,042 - I'm good, I'm good. - Suzanne. 812 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,835 Suzanne! 813 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,961 It's time for your medicine. 814 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:23,549 - I don't take medicine now. - Yes, you do. 815 00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,303 You know your schedule, right? 816 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:31,598 Pill line, 10:00 and 4:00. 10:00 and 4:00. 817 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:35,853 Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. That's right. And guess what time it is right now? 818 00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,236 - 10:00? - Mmm-hmm. 819 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,155 So get your butt down here and take your meds 820 00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:49,032 before the COs gives you a shot. 821 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,284 Uh-huh. 822 00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:59,460 - Listen, what the hell are you doing? - I'm getting her calmed down. 823 00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:02,003 - With what, exactly? - Uh, lithium. 824 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:04,840 Look, I read somewhere it's good for... for crazy. 825 00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:07,801 Are you kidding me? You don't even know what it does. 826 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:08,927 And I'm not a bad person. 827 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,179 I'm guessin' she'll sleep for a little while, so what? 828 00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,430 I am good. I am good. 829 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,391 She damn near ruined negotiations last night. 830 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,642 You want her to keep that shit up? 831 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,519 Everything's going to be okay. 832 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,937 Shh! Yeah. 833 00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,898 This is fucked up, man. 834 00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:24,401 Shh! 835 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,903 - Shh! - Tell me I ain't handling shit. 836 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,781 Shh! 837 00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:32,952 - Shh! - Hey. Hey. Here you go. 838 00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:40,668 Will these make me good? 839 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,223 Yes. 840 00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:14,869 Good. 841 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,789 You wanna lie down? 842 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,125 Take a little nap? 843 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,634 Watch yourself. 844 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:31,927 Okay. 845 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,512 Hey. Come on. 846 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,641 Okay. 847 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:40,269 You know, my baby sister used to ask me to sing to her. 848 00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,437 You want me to sing? 849 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,857 Do you know "Take Me Out To The Ball Game"? 850 00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,401 The baseball song? 851 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:50,530 My dad used to sing it to me. 852 00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:54,241 And I like that part about the home team. 853 00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,077 All right. Sure. 854 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:06,002 ♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪ 855 00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:11,634 ♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪ 856 00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:19,224 ♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪ 857 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:24,479 ♪ I don't care if I never get back ♪ 858 00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:32,070 ♪ For it's root, root, root For the home team ♪ 859 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:37,743 ♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪ 860 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,954 You gotta try it, Gloria. It'll take your shit to the next level. 861 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:44,666 Yeah, we don't even gotta sleep no more. We like some advanced kinda human. 862 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,378 - Yeah. - I'll stick with drinking my coffee. 863 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:49,755 What the fuck? 864 00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:53,300 - Where... in the... - No, no. 865 00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,511 No, no, no, no. 866 00:50:56,512 --> 00:51:00,598 No! No, no, no, no! 867 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,976 Oh, no! 868 00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,687 Damn. 869 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,484 Holy shit! 870 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,779 Come here, you little shit! 871 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,284 No! No! 872 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,911 No! 873 00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,913 Don't let our finger go! 874 00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,415 He's too fast! 875 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,501 - How the fuck did that hole... - They escaped! 876 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,879 I'll be damned. 877 00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:34,925 No, no! 878 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,885 - Fuck, no. - No, no, no! 879 00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:37,969 No! We're all in this! 880 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:39,137 - We all stay in! - No! 881 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,847 Please! You don't understand! 882 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:44,517 - It's... it's my son, I gotta see him! - Your son? 883 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,311 Is that what this is about? 884 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,563 You think the rest of us ain't got kids we'd like to see, 885 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:49,815 you selfish piece of shit? 886 00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:52,275 He's gonna think I lied to him. 887 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,819 Don't worry about it. 888 00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:56,529 I'm sure it's not the first time you disappointed him. 889 00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:59,324 Fuck. 890 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:02,493 - Come on. - No!