1 00:01:16,336 --> 00:01:21,307 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,648 I know, I know, Red. 3 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,817 I'm no Macaulay Culkin. 4 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,577 If at first you don't succeed... 5 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,572 Maybe you should get used to failure. 6 00:02:33,402 --> 00:02:36,989 - Nice makeover. - Can't say the same. 7 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,949 You shave a gorilla, it's still a gorilla. 8 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,704 What if it's all a plot? What if he's still coming? 9 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,414 Head on the pillow. Head on the pillow. We can do this, we can do this. 10 00:02:46,415 --> 00:02:48,834 - He could already be here! - Fantastic, right? 11 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,086 This place could use some festive napkins and centerpieces. 12 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,295 How can you make jokes? 13 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:55,559 He's gone, all right? We sent him away. Mission aborted. 14 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:57,013 And maybe that point just isn't connecting 15 00:02:57,024 --> 00:02:59,177 because you just deep fried your amygdala. 16 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:02,555 Look, even if girlfriend, I mean, comes strutting in here, 17 00:03:02,556 --> 00:03:03,755 he's what, about seven feet tall, 18 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:05,267 dressed like an extra from Cruising. 19 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,019 I'm pretty sure I'll spot him walking down the hallway. 20 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,395 Come on. 21 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:11,282 Here, have a little drink. 22 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:15,694 Now, you should probably expect some, uh, primo headaches, 23 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,280 a little bit of short-term memory loss, 24 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,825 even a soupçon of hellish hallucinations. 25 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,410 Let's try and sleep through some of that? 26 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,954 Oh, I feel like my hot flashes are having hot flashes. 27 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:27,423 That, too. 28 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:30,292 Okay. 29 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:33,586 I'm gonna make you a cold compress, because I am all in 30 00:03:33,587 --> 00:03:37,215 on this whole role-reversal thing we got going here, okay? 31 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:41,428 Every parent becomes the child sooner or later. 32 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,607 But I didn't think it would happen so soon. 33 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,894 It was for you, Nicky, and for my girls. 34 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:53,315 I wanted to slay the koshmar so you can sleep at night. 35 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:58,070 This piece of shit is not the reason we can't sleep at night, I mean... 36 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,155 Uh, the lights, the farting... 37 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,657 ... the snoring, the creaking... 38 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,451 I mean, the whole prison insomnia jamboree, yeah, 39 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:07,037 but this schmuck is just another instrument in the band. 40 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,925 But we love that you were thinking of us. 41 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,002 I'm gonna grab the ice. I'll be right back. 42 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,504 No, no, don't leave me. Don't leave me alone! 43 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:18,674 I'm not. Uh, nobody's ever really alone, Red. 44 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:22,145 We got a lifetime of regrets to keep us company. 45 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,518 - How was your day? - Fantastic. 46 00:04:30,519 --> 00:04:33,897 I discovered a whole new muscle in my back I hadn't pulled yet. 47 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,858 You? 48 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,485 Well, I soldered six more spindles than yesterday. 49 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:41,071 - Oh... Ah. - So much job satisfaction. 50 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:45,043 - Punching out early again, Galina? - One minute early. 51 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,755 There should be some perks to dating you, no? 52 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:55,969 My love and devotion aren't perky enough? 53 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:02,143 Let me think on that. 54 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,939 Mmm-hmm. 55 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:13,311 He's always talking about the places he'll take me. 56 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:16,564 Odessa. Lake Chernobyl. Then, nothing. All talk. 57 00:05:16,565 --> 00:05:18,066 So break up with him. 58 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:20,027 What if he puts me on turbine duty? 59 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,655 Yuliya Ovechkova did that for a month. She has the hands of an old woman now. 60 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:27,043 Fine. Waste your 20s on that goblin. 61 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,962 Is he good in bed at least? 62 00:05:30,704 --> 00:05:33,581 I've never been with anyone else. 63 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:36,293 When you think of him, what do you feel? 64 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:40,297 Sleepy. 65 00:05:40,298 --> 00:05:43,226 He's Relanium made flesh. 66 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,812 Hey. Look what I bought. 67 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:51,016 Levi's. 68 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,853 - Nadezhda! Where did you get those? - A boy from the university. 69 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,856 He said they make the ass of the wearer look like the Charlie's Angels. 70 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:02,569 - Where can you even wear them? - A party. Tonight. He invited me. 71 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:07,074 - And he said I could bring friends. - I don't like parties. 72 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,410 Soggy herring and accordion music. Nervous men asking you to dance. 73 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:13,080 Oh, Galina, you have been going to the wrong parties. 74 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:19,262 - You waited. - We're not waiting. We're just sitting. 75 00:06:19,795 --> 00:06:24,632 Galina... I want to take you to the Georgian restaurant tonight. 76 00:06:24,633 --> 00:06:26,426 They have the greatest chakapuli. 77 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,980 We're going to a party. 78 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,349 After, then. 79 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,060 When does it end? 8:00? 8:30? 80 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:37,770 - When the sun rises. - Mmm-hmm. 81 00:06:37,771 --> 00:06:40,357 You'll miss curfew. 82 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:43,485 See? He's a hamster in jackboots. 83 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,139 A gerbil, Galina. 84 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,983 Hamsters at least bite. 85 00:06:50,326 --> 00:06:51,493 How'd you get this number? 86 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:54,329 The warden, Caputo. He said you could help. 87 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,124 Jesus Christ. Even when he's a hostage he's making work for me. 88 00:06:57,125 --> 00:07:02,054 Please. My son is in intensive care and I need to see him before... 89 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,508 he wakes up. Caputo said that you could help. 90 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:07,717 Just like that. 91 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,636 Look, I know you don't get somethin' for nothin' 92 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,513 but what do you think I got to offer, huh? 93 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,556 You could free the hostages. 94 00:07:13,557 --> 00:07:16,393 Well, how do I know that you are gonna deliver what I am askin' for? 95 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:19,112 You don't, but I seem to be your only shot. 96 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:24,243 Look, release the hostages and you'll see your son. 97 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,613 Look, there's 400 bitches in here 98 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,491 asking for a whole lot more for those hostages. 99 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,826 So don't ask their permission. 100 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:35,370 Look, what... What's more important to you? 101 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:38,331 Your... your criminal peer group or your child? 102 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:45,514 Just to be clear... you are asking me to fuck over everyone I know. 103 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:48,434 First lesson of business school. 104 00:07:49,218 --> 00:07:51,729 That was a joke. Hello? 105 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,234 Holy shit. Yeah. 106 00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,819 She ain't gonna be able to hide from all this. 107 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:09,895 You both gonna be famous. 108 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,383 When I wanted to rebel against my mother, 109 00:08:11,394 --> 00:08:13,315 I had a few babies, packed some heroin. 110 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:16,295 - But this? - Yeah, she really committed. 111 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,546 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Ma'am... 112 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:28,131 you cannot be here. You gotta turn this car around. 113 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,841 Yeah, yeah. No, I gotta talk to my daughter. 114 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,551 Uh, okay, family goes behind this barricade over here. 115 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,595 I'm not family. I'm her mother! 116 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,722 Daya, it's me! 117 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,557 Don't tell them anything! You got rights! 118 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:40,060 - Does she? - I think you got rights! 119 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,521 - Hey! I see you seeing me! - Ma'am. 120 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:46,483 Listen to your mother, you asshole! 121 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,485 - Okay, okay, okay, don't touch me. - All right. 122 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,278 Don't touch me. Sexual harassment! 123 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:52,364 You need to start the car and back it up, please. 124 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,992 All right, all right, all right. Okay. Okay. 125 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,701 What's gonna happen to Diaz? 126 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,911 We'll give her a special sentence reduction 127 00:08:58,912 --> 00:09:01,456 - to thank her for being so honest. - Really? 128 00:09:01,457 --> 00:09:03,384 Let's see what shape the guard's in. 129 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,805 That bitch going to Max till forever. 130 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,674 Where were we? 131 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:15,303 Think you was about to give us everything we askin' for. 132 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,763 Cute. 133 00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:18,756 Now, it is my understanding 134 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,102 that an education program is already in place. 135 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:24,729 Y'all seen any education program 'round here? 136 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,815 Mmm-mmm. I guess it must've went missing. 137 00:09:27,816 --> 00:09:30,769 "The Life Skills Initiative 138 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,196 "provides inmates with practical skills 139 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:37,034 even more marketable than the former GED program." 140 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,326 - Life skills? - Mmm-hmm. 141 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,953 She mean pourin' cement with that dude with the abs. 142 00:09:40,954 --> 00:09:42,622 Man, we did that for, like, less than a week. 143 00:09:42,623 --> 00:09:45,542 Mmm. Six wonderful days. 144 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,920 And that beefcake put the semen in sement. 145 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,682 Cement. It's pronounced cement. 146 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:57,020 Now, tell me, why exactly was that program stalled? 147 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:00,473 Yeah... 148 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:02,809 I don't recall at this juncture. 149 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:04,227 You don't? 150 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:07,105 They found a guard in the garden all chopped up like Fancy Feast. 151 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,899 You really don't remember? It was, like, four days ago! 152 00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,785 Plus, that shit was dark. 153 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,906 - Oops. - Wow. 154 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,367 You girls have been busy. 155 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:24,206 So, now, tell me, was this murder also part of your nonviolent protest? 156 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,915 The murder ain't the point. 157 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:30,837 The point is our education program ain't never been no education program, 158 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:34,006 even before it was put on hold for some alleged murder. 159 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:37,885 Manual labor without instruction ain't an education, 160 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:40,180 and it damn sure ain't no life skills. 161 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:44,559 You think she'd be sayin' "ain't" so much if we had an education program? 162 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,562 I'd like to believe you. Really, I would. 163 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:50,940 But, in light of these ongoing revelations, 164 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:54,996 the injured guard you refuse to hand over, it's tough. 165 00:10:55,007 --> 00:10:57,090 You lost credibility. 166 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,160 Give me a second. 167 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,911 Come on, Watson. 168 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:06,164 You talk too fucking much! 169 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,832 Where is she going? 170 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,668 She went to go powder her argument. 171 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,888 So... 172 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:16,133 - How's not being in prison? - It's the best. 173 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:20,479 We have these fancy gadgets to look at when we wanna leave a conversation. 174 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,017 All right. I'mma go pee. 175 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,560 Bam! Irkutsk is mine. 176 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,021 The fuck is Irkutsk, anyway? 177 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,814 All right, excuse me. Coming through. 178 00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:34,359 Tryin' to live my best self, here. 179 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,831 Nichols. 180 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,544 Nichols. 181 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,133 Is that you, hot girl? 182 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:56,047 Look, hey, man, I'm really sorry I don't remember your, 183 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:58,007 you know, exact name after we did the sex and all. 184 00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,926 I just want you to know that, uh... 185 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,720 that does not mean I don't hold you in a very high... 186 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,311 Let me guess. 187 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,564 You need to sacrifice a few more for the good of the many. 188 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,149 I just wanted to tell you that it worked. 189 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,994 That Dayanara saved us. 190 00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:20,905 That's funny. I don't feel saved. 191 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:25,836 - Well, we're still negotiating. - So the end justified the means. 192 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:31,416 Look, I know how I am with a cause. I know that I'm like a dog with a bone. 193 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,043 Or an angry dragon on its lonely mountain of gold. 194 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,554 That, too. 195 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,517 I know she freaks you out... 196 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,894 Worthy Cause Piper. 197 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,272 And she freaks me out, too. 198 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:52,863 - But you're not sorry. - No, I'm not sorry. 199 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,659 Because I believe in my side. 200 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,569 And you believe in yours. 201 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,539 Fuck. 202 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:05,700 Are we one of those romance novel, red state, blue state couples? 203 00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:09,203 - Like James Carville and Mary Martin. - Matalin. 204 00:13:09,204 --> 00:13:11,581 Or Maria and Arnold! 205 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,376 They always did seem like hopeless masochists to me. 206 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,011 Maybe you're my Arnold. 207 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,796 It's not a tumor! 208 00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:23,468 Do not ever do that again. 209 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,813 No. Wow. 210 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:30,108 - And don't ever fuck the housekeeper. - Sure. 211 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,952 Hello? 212 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,205 Who's there? 213 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,208 Are those friendly feet? 214 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,130 Jackpot! 215 00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:57,835 - What's good on an open wound? Lotion. - Definitely. 216 00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:00,463 - Shampoo? - If it's got aloe. 217 00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,975 Um, those aren't yours. 218 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:06,218 I told you the ghetto rats got all the best bath products. 219 00:14:06,219 --> 00:14:08,521 They gotta lotion up all the time or they get assy. 220 00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,934 - How would you know? - I might've dated a black guy once. 221 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,653 Angie! 222 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,606 They're gonna, like, revoke your Boston asshole card. 223 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:21,484 I believe the term you're looking for is "Masshole." 224 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:25,447 Hey, we all gotta experiment! You got Rumspringa... 225 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,658 I got Clarence. 226 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:34,622 - Is it true what they say? - What? 227 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,291 "Once you go black, you don't go back"? 228 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:40,137 More like, "Once you go Clarence, you piss off your parents." 229 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,255 Um, uh, uh, no. 230 00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,550 No, that's not your... That is not your domain. 231 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,385 You're not supposed to touch other people's things. 232 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,521 What's this for, anyway? 233 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,058 - Got a secret baby around here? - No. Point of order! 234 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:58,355 Now, if you're gonna keep stealing and being culturally, um, problematic, 235 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,440 uh, you think you can set me free? 236 00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:04,912 - She needs something. - Yeah, but what? 237 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,655 Freedom! 238 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:11,084 No, that's not it. 239 00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,588 Don't be scared. 240 00:15:15,956 --> 00:15:18,666 Life's gonna be so much easier now. 241 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,777 You okay, Red? You look a little twitchy. 242 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,112 - Have you seen Nicky? - No, have you seen DeMarco? 243 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,457 - No. - Good talk! 244 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,845 I thought Nichols was the doctor. 245 00:16:07,856 --> 00:16:10,009 Well, I gave myself a promotion. 246 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:14,180 I figure after two full days of nursing, I'm ready to start doctoring. 247 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,890 Or... docting? 248 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:18,017 - Both, probably. - Mmm. 249 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,102 So what do you got in here for depression? 250 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:23,815 Well, we got, uh, Zoloft and the Lexapro, 251 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,193 and a whole bunch of stuff if you just wanna be unconscious. 252 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:30,530 - This is more like a existential thing? - Oh. 253 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,865 You know, when you get everything you ever wanted, 254 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,702 and then you're, like, "Is that all there is?" 255 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,456 Hmm. Let me see what we got for that. 256 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,373 Uh, let me ask you something. 257 00:16:41,374 --> 00:16:44,302 - Is it chronic? - Sometimes. 258 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,421 She's gone! 259 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,672 - Who? - Nicky! 260 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,424 You haven't seen her, have you? 261 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,133 Well, no, we're going through this fun phase 262 00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:54,178 where she can't stand to look at me. I'm probably the wrong person to ask. 263 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,930 Into thin air. 264 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,640 - Like Nadezhda! - Ooh! 265 00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,016 God bless you. 266 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:01,310 Why don't you care? 267 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,522 Oh, I see what's going on here. 268 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,442 It's hard, isn't it? Coming down off the strong stuff. 269 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,901 I am not on drugs! 270 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,278 Except for the ones already in my system. 271 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:15,032 - Oh. Textbook denial. - I saw somethin' like this on Dr. Drew. 272 00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,828 What if he came in after all? Now that no one is suspecting? 273 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,872 No, I got rid of him myself, Red. 274 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,250 He bought it, hook, line and tinker. You wanna see the text? 275 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,418 You know, I ain't seen Flores in a while either. 276 00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:28,254 How long before you count somebody as missing? 277 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,422 No, no, no, that is not helping. Thank you. 278 00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:34,093 - Ex-nay on the issing-may. - I know pig Latin, Lorna. 279 00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:36,679 Okay, Red, everyone knows you're very smart. 280 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,275 I shouldn't have to tell you people don't just vanish into thin air. 281 00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:57,116 - It doesn't look like anything. - That's the whole point. 282 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,743 It's a speakeasy. 283 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,828 If they really want to be sub rosa, 284 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,248 they should hire some hungry people to stand outside. 285 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,885 Grocery stores have lines around the block. 286 00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,378 What do you want? 287 00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,589 Two cabbages and a soup bone. 288 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,519 What happens if you ask for a loaf of bread? 289 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,041 He was right. They do give you the ass of an angel. 290 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,543 Ah. 291 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,471 And that skirt gives you Brezhnev's butt. 292 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,849 Thanks. 293 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,852 What do we do now? 294 00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:01,023 - We dance. - It's too slow for the Barynya. 295 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,267 You make it up, dummy. 296 00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:08,020 The Westerners use their hips, like Elvis Presley. 297 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:11,909 You're supposed to look like you're having sex without touching. 298 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,786 Like this? 299 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:18,040 You look like you hurt yourself. 300 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,981 That guy is staring at us. 301 00:19:24,992 --> 00:19:28,685 Not at us. At you. 302 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,671 I don't know how he can breathe. Those jeans are so tight! 303 00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:37,008 I like it. Truth in advertising. 304 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,843 You know what you're buying. 305 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,353 Nadezhda! 306 00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:45,150 His friend is the guy who sold me the jeans. Don't look. Be cool. 307 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,771 Kostya. 308 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,732 - You brought a friend. - I said I would, didn't I? 309 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,701 He wants to talk to her. 310 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,454 Why doesn't he come over himself? 311 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,240 He does what he wants. We all do what he wants. 312 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,701 He makes the parties. 313 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:08,173 Go. Maybe he'll make a party in your panties. 314 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,520 I haven't seen you before. 315 00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:25,514 I do my grocery shopping elsewhere. 316 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,309 You're one of those factory girls, right? 317 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:32,155 The ones who wash their clothes in vodka to get the stink out? 318 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,653 I never waste good vodka. Vinegar does the job just as well. 319 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,908 The work. You don't hate it? 320 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,786 I don't have a choice, so I make the best. 321 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,872 No. Stop that. 322 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,166 Don't make the mistake of committing yourself to the old ways. 323 00:20:52,167 --> 00:20:55,377 You need to be ready for when the world changes. 324 00:20:55,378 --> 00:20:57,180 It happens fast. 325 00:20:58,381 --> 00:20:59,841 It's happening now! 326 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:02,435 And you're going to show me these new ways? 327 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:06,648 I'm going to show you everything. 328 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:15,314 ♪ Dropped it. Yes, on the way I dropped it ♪ 329 00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:19,110 ♪ And some fine brother picked it up ♪ 330 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,536 ♪ And put it in my pocket ♪ 331 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,519 Hello? 332 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:48,765 Have you checked the children? 333 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,768 Nope. Pause. I know how this shit goes. 334 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,728 The children is already dead, 335 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:56,906 and I'm next because that's how it go for black folk in the movies. 336 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:01,244 Have you checked the children? 337 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,654 Which children? 338 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,531 She said, "Which children?" 339 00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,366 I don't know. Make something up! 340 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:13,497 Spooky children. 341 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,375 "Spooky children," bitch? That don't even sit right with me. 342 00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,834 Look, instead of me checkin' the children, 343 00:22:18,845 --> 00:22:20,379 how about you check your damn self? 344 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,339 - Um... No! - Angie, you suck at this! 345 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,715 - No, I wasn't done! - Give it to me! 346 00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:25,352 Peace out. 347 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,063 I see you! 348 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,984 Hello? I said I... 349 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,283 Come on, bitch, pick up! 350 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,371 - You are religious? - Church of Satan, ma'am. 351 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:58,334 Look. Uh, man, I should've told you there was a riot. 352 00:22:58,335 --> 00:22:59,961 I'm a fuckin' wuss, okay? 353 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,838 I didn't want to worry you, you know? 354 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,556 You did what you had to do. 355 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,768 I know Daya got herself in some bad shit. 356 00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,103 Just tell me she's okay. 357 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,307 Yeah, yeah, she's okay. 358 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,517 - You lying bitch! - What? 359 00:23:15,518 --> 00:23:17,769 Yo, this bitch lied to me twice! 360 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,897 Aleida, calm down. 361 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:24,776 I'm staring at my daughter in handcuffs right now! 362 00:23:24,777 --> 00:23:27,238 I ask you to look out for her and the next thing I know 363 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,198 she's shooting somebody and confesses? 364 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,293 Her life is over! 365 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,411 You've been fucking up her life for 23 years, querida. 366 00:23:34,412 --> 00:23:36,122 You think that I was gonna undo that in a week? 367 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,958 All you had to do was be an equally bad mother, 368 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:42,086 not a hundred fuckin' thousand times worse. 369 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,171 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... 370 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,882 I'll fuckin' cut your tit off. 371 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,341 Yeah, you know what? 372 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,260 I would love to stay here and get yelled at, 373 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,095 but I got my own kids to worry about. 374 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,014 Yeah? Well, I'll be prayin' for them little bastards, 375 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:55,983 'cause they don't stand a chance with you as their mother. 376 00:23:57,895 --> 00:24:00,437 - I hope you're wrong. - Me, too! 377 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:02,490 'Cause I'm tired of bein' right about people. 378 00:24:02,815 --> 00:24:04,659 Have a good fucking life, okay? 379 00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:10,290 Fucking what? 380 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,626 You are magnificent. 381 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,209 - Hurry up! - Man, this shit wouldn't cut butter! 382 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:24,170 Jefferson, that you? 383 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:27,298 Hold up, Mr. C. We settin' you free. 384 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,851 Not free free, but you feel me. 385 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,512 - Are you supposed to be doing that? - Are you supposed to give a fuck? 386 00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:35,306 Cheerfully withdrawn. 387 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,236 A'ight. 388 00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,230 Damn! 389 00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,524 No need to thank us, Mr. C. 390 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,944 - I'm not thanking you. - You grudgin' it out. 391 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:52,656 I respect that, but this ain't no freebie. We need your help. 392 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,700 You punched me. 393 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,785 You took me hostage. 394 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,329 Why would I ever, ever help you? 395 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,539 Okay, let me catch you up. 396 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:03,584 Previously, on the Fucked-Up Prison Channel, 397 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,337 we've been negotiating for things like justice 398 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:09,090 and better living conditions and education, 399 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,258 and the governor, he gave us Cheetos. 400 00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:15,054 But we said we don't want no blood Cheetos so now they talkin' bullshit, 401 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,473 sayin' that we already got a education program, 402 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:21,944 when everybody knows it's really a dig-ditches-and-get-tetanus program. 403 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,773 That program is slave labor, plain and simple. 404 00:25:26,774 --> 00:25:29,026 See? Told you he still cared. 405 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:34,115 Problem is, they sent us this negotiator, but she don't believe us. 406 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:39,245 That's when you come in. You'll be our... credibility man. 407 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:43,207 Who they send? They send a lawyer? 408 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:47,711 Nah, they sent in that chick that you hate... Figueroa. 409 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:49,603 The one that used to have your job? 410 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:53,092 And look like a giraffe, but kinda sexy? 411 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,970 - She ask about me? - You did not come up. 412 00:25:56,971 --> 00:25:58,680 Ain't all about you, Mr. C. 413 00:25:58,681 --> 00:26:01,767 Oh, but we did get you a little gift. 414 00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,436 We, uh, got it from the guard bathroom. 415 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,906 Piney fresh. 416 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,035 Now that you piney fresh, you can bring your ass. 417 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:16,333 Where'd everybody go? Shouldn't we go where it's more populated? 418 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:20,952 Is this the teen-scream scenario? Hmm? 419 00:26:20,953 --> 00:26:24,331 Me in the letterman jacket, you with the pom-poms. 420 00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,583 Okay, babe, whatever gets your knickers wet. 421 00:26:26,584 --> 00:26:29,503 No, I'm really serious. Don't you think it's spooky? 422 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:31,838 - I heard people are going missing. - Mmm. 423 00:26:31,839 --> 00:26:35,142 Maybe the SWAT team is plucking us out, one at a time. 424 00:26:35,718 --> 00:26:38,304 - They can do that? - Aw... 425 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:41,265 Don't you worry about that, babe. I won't let that happen to you. 426 00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:45,269 This skeevy prison hookup is forever. 427 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,313 How do you think negotiations are going? 428 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:50,857 Well, if I had to take a wild stab at it, I'd say not very well. 429 00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:54,945 That Fig, she is a grade A, locally-sourced megabitch. 430 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:58,532 Yeah. Plus MCC's lawyers would file a breach of contract 431 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,335 before ever agreeing to increasing the budget. 432 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:04,830 So I've heard. 433 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,924 Well, here we are. 434 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,514 In you go. 435 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,299 - In... right here? - Mmm-hmm. 436 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,967 It's so dark. 437 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,970 The better to eat you with, my dear. 438 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:25,276 Gotta be a light switch in here somewhere, right? 439 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:35,662 Ow! 440 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,249 Boo? 441 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,209 Hello? 442 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,755 This isn't funny. 443 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:56,933 Fuck. 444 00:28:38,841 --> 00:28:42,052 Shower sex is for teenagers and '80s movie vixens. 445 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:44,555 - No one actually enjoys it. - I enjoy it. 446 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,140 Pipes, water is not a lubricant. 447 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:49,351 Finally, someone who will believe me! 448 00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,687 See? Red gets it. Shower sex is not a thing. 449 00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:54,231 - He's here. In the prison. - Who? 450 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,066 Piscatella. 451 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:59,653 I woke the sleeping giant, and now he's come down the beanstalk 452 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:02,364 to stomp all over the village, the village being prison. 453 00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:04,741 You think I sound crazy. 454 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,076 Little bit. 455 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,930 Yeah, a guard coming to a minimum security prison 456 00:29:07,941 --> 00:29:09,361 to personally target someone? 457 00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:11,415 - Like, when has that happened before? - Fair point. 458 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,584 - Okay, so you saw him on the inside? - No, but... 459 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,211 But he said he was coming in? 460 00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:19,005 Actually, he said he wasn't. But it's a trick, a smoke screen. 461 00:29:19,006 --> 00:29:20,716 And I'm not the only one he's targeting. 462 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:24,845 He's making all the people I care about disappear, one by one. 463 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:29,558 He's aiming for the heart or for the mind. A mind-heart combo. 464 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,318 I think there's a pattern, see? 465 00:29:36,023 --> 00:29:37,399 Norma, missing. 466 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,693 - Oh, boy. - Frieda, missing. 467 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:41,403 Gina, missing. 468 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,072 Yoga, and now Blanca and Nicky... 469 00:29:44,073 --> 00:29:45,156 - Let me guess... - Missing. 470 00:29:45,157 --> 00:29:48,452 I didn't know that Piscatella paid such close attention to your social circles. 471 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,036 This is serious, damn it! 472 00:29:50,037 --> 00:29:54,040 Red, I wanna believe you, but you're making it impossible. 473 00:29:54,041 --> 00:29:56,793 Did you ever think that maybe your prison pals are avoiding you 474 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:58,754 because you're being, like, an aggro psychopants? 475 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,422 We've all been there. 476 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:03,768 Nicky was getting me ice and she just vanished! 477 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:06,803 So Nicky didn't complete a task set out before her? 478 00:30:06,804 --> 00:30:08,389 Like, shocker. 479 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,140 She's probably with that new girl. 480 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,892 Somehow she found a sexy loner 481 00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,986 we've never seen in prison before to hook up with. 482 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,897 We've all been there. 483 00:30:16,898 --> 00:30:20,451 Red, what's the, uh... What's the frying pan for? 484 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,281 For hitting him with. 485 00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:30,118 Okay. You need to get some rest, okay? 486 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,828 And when we see Nicky, 487 00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:35,550 we're going to have her kick that girl out of bed and come find you. 488 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,094 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 489 00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:45,643 - What if it's really sudsy water? - No, it's still not a lubricant. 490 00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:53,975 - How do I look in jeans? - Like the fall of empires. 491 00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:56,144 Like the beating heart of democracy. 492 00:30:56,145 --> 00:30:58,072 That's it? 493 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,153 Fuck. 494 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:09,541 First you can't wait to get me in jeans. Now you want me out. 495 00:31:11,869 --> 00:31:13,161 Mmm! 496 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:15,664 I should add more bleach. 497 00:31:16,874 --> 00:31:20,251 Suddenly everyone wants them faded, like Robert Plant. 498 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:25,716 What do you want? Two cabbages and a soup bone. 499 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,559 We don't have any! 500 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,436 Go away, we're in love. 501 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,780 Have you seen Kostya? 502 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,065 - Not since Saturday. - I'm worried. 503 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,826 You don't think... Could they have taken him? 504 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,278 He sells blue jeans, not state secrets. 505 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:49,656 They wouldn't say "blue jean selling." 506 00:31:49,657 --> 00:31:53,452 They'd say "Imprudent associations," or "Western decadence." 507 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:56,538 Western decadence is important. 508 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:59,458 People need to know there's a world outside of Russia. 509 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,960 The government can control what's on the news, 510 00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:04,254 but not what people wear. 511 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,590 Keep telling yourself that. They can control whatever they want. 512 00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:09,593 Not the song in our heads. 513 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,595 Supertramp. The Bay City Rollers. 514 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:13,179 She's right. 515 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,974 Of course she's right, you're in love with her. 516 00:32:15,975 --> 00:32:20,687 Everything that was criminal becomes normal, day by day. 517 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:24,608 When the Beatles arrived, suddenly the government didn't mind jazz so much. 518 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,694 Now that there's the Ramones, the Beatles are not so bad. 519 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:33,074 And on like that, till we are free like the West. 520 00:32:33,075 --> 00:32:34,961 We are pioneers. 521 00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:40,374 Um... 522 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:41,667 You have the next batch? 523 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,169 I was thinking of trying to move them by the botanical garden. 524 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:47,548 Over there. Twelve acid wash, 12 James Dean dark blues. 525 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,883 The Robert Plants are still cooking. 526 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:52,761 Sell them near the tea shop by the university. 527 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:56,139 That's where Kostya was selling. Maybe it's too conspicuous. 528 00:32:56,140 --> 00:32:57,900 Students pay more. 529 00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:01,728 And they are the future for freedom. 530 00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:04,314 At least at the garden I can hide in a bush. 531 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:08,786 Here. 532 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,488 Liquid courage. 533 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,500 Go forth and sell liberty and justice for all. 534 00:33:35,137 --> 00:33:39,582 ♪ Come sing with us ♪ 535 00:33:39,593 --> 00:33:41,267 Oh, hell, no! 536 00:33:41,268 --> 00:33:44,238 ♪ Basic bitches ♪ 537 00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:48,775 - ♪ Bitches ♪ - ♪ Bitches ♪ 538 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:51,027 Crap, it died. 539 00:33:51,028 --> 00:33:53,321 Video sucks up all the juice. 540 00:33:53,322 --> 00:33:55,782 - That's what she said. - Did she, though? 541 00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:57,367 We gotta find a charger. 542 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:00,496 How else are we supposed to post our dope original song 543 00:34:00,497 --> 00:34:02,205 in honor of getting 10,000 followers? 544 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:05,375 And how we supposed to google something if there's something to google? 545 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,933 And where are we supposed to put our eyes 546 00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,795 when we don't wanna see a nasty face? 547 00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:11,131 What'd we do before, like, two days ago? 548 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,593 - I guess we used to talk to people. - Crazy. 549 00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,637 Maybe we should just split up and search separately. 550 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:19,640 Hell, no, Scooby-Doo. It's creepy as fuck in here! 551 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:21,642 Plus, we do everything together. 552 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:23,143 Yeah, you're right, I don't know why I said that. 553 00:34:23,144 --> 00:34:25,228 You were having, like, a Snickers moment. 554 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,156 You ain't you when you're hungry. 555 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,653 Moving back in? 556 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,280 There's too many mosquitoes outside. 557 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:38,992 - I don't wanna get a Zika head. - I don't think that's how it works. 558 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,537 You know, people build shelter for a reason. 559 00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:44,455 Outside is dark and dirty and... 560 00:34:44,456 --> 00:34:47,417 you know, some lolo jerk stepped on my pillow. 561 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,336 Another revolutionary bites the dust. 562 00:34:50,337 --> 00:34:53,349 Maybe I'll rediscover my ideals in the morning. 563 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,397 How do you know if you're going crazy? 564 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:08,104 Usually you don't, because when you've really lost it, 565 00:35:08,105 --> 00:35:12,400 you're sure you're the only sane one and everyone else has gone crazy. 566 00:35:12,401 --> 00:35:16,029 Like, my mom knew for sure Kris Kristofferson was in love with her, 567 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:20,584 and... and the police were crazy for pulling her off his security wall. 568 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,588 Do you have my cookbook? 569 00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:27,708 Sorry, um, I... 570 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:31,095 I mean, I like to look at the pictures. It feels like I'm eating. 571 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,097 Is that sad? 572 00:35:35,132 --> 00:35:38,185 - That's what cookbooks are for. - Hmm. 573 00:35:52,358 --> 00:35:55,827 Son of a pig fucker. 574 00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,031 Such a pretty language. 575 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,700 What is this? 576 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:06,329 It goes with a festive line dance. Sort of like the Bielolitza. 577 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,590 Disco is bullshit. 578 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:13,795 - What do you mean, gone? - I've been looking all night. 579 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,464 Her mother hasn't heard from her in three days. 580 00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:20,602 Dmitri says she'll be fired if she doesn't come to work tomorrow. 581 00:36:21,053 --> 00:36:22,604 Shit. 582 00:36:24,306 --> 00:36:27,809 - What if she tells them about us? - She won't. 583 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,196 Are you sure? 584 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,024 I wonder if Kostya gave them her name, and now Nadezhda... 585 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,860 We have to do something for her. Organize a demonstration. 586 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,737 Before they make us all disappear, one by one. 587 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:42,949 No. What we have to do is destroy the jeans, then lay low. 588 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,251 Keep our heads down. 589 00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:47,162 What happened to changing the world? 590 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:48,830 It's gotten too dangerous. 591 00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:53,334 I thought you were brave. But you don't want anything to change. 592 00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:56,337 You're the rebel that they can tolerate. 593 00:36:56,338 --> 00:37:01,217 You get to sit here and play your music and feel like a punk, 594 00:37:01,218 --> 00:37:05,972 but if you're threatened, you step right in line, don't you? 595 00:37:05,973 --> 00:37:09,184 That's why they leave you alone. 596 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:12,020 You help each other exist. 597 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,799 You go too far, Galina. 598 00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:17,878 You don't go far enough. 599 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,032 Joe? 600 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,742 Which one are you? Joe? 601 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:27,535 Hello? Uh, a little help? 602 00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:31,081 - I'm looking for Joe. - I can be Joe, if... if you want. 603 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,508 Joe? 604 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,635 Joe? 605 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,430 Joe... 606 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,225 are you giving me the silent treatment? 607 00:37:42,634 --> 00:37:46,304 Joe not here. Went to see giraffe lady. 608 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:49,640 - Giraffe lady? - They fight but they also bone. 609 00:37:49,641 --> 00:37:51,517 Classic rom-com. 610 00:37:51,518 --> 00:37:54,196 What is going on? What is happening? 611 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:57,366 Where did everybody go? 612 00:37:58,192 --> 00:37:59,484 Boo! 613 00:37:59,485 --> 00:38:01,527 What's the matter? You lost your bitch, bitch? 614 00:38:01,528 --> 00:38:03,238 I think, technically, I'm her bitch. 615 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,374 Oh, yeah. 616 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,118 - Bitch, bitch. - Wait, wait, I got another one! 617 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:10,495 Say, "Where'd everybody go?" again. Say it! 618 00:38:10,496 --> 00:38:12,798 Please don't hurt me! 619 00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,167 No one wants to play with Brandy. 620 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:26,762 You gotta watch 'em even at night? 621 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,847 You never know what they could be plotting. 622 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:31,983 Yeah. Diabolical. 623 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,273 Hey, you want a cigarette? 624 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:41,109 I stole it from a guard locker so... it ain't stale. 625 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:42,652 Our mom used to smoke. 626 00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,497 And now she has a hole in her neck the size of a Ritz cracker. 627 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,296 Ah, sucks... 628 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:55,248 how we gotta do the work in here. 629 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,584 Me behind the stove, you watching these sad fucks 630 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,888 while everyone's outside getting a suntan. 631 00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:03,714 We got job satisfaction, actually. 632 00:39:03,715 --> 00:39:05,884 Yeah, you maybe ought to think about your choices. 633 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,552 I mean, if you don't love waking up in the morning, 634 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,271 then you in the wrong line of work. 635 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:14,851 Hmm. Tell me more about this, uh, guarding shit. 636 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:18,646 Hey, this about more than guarding. This about our rights. 637 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:19,940 Yeah, this is about performing 638 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:22,859 unnecessary, revenge-motivated strip searches. 639 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:25,236 Yeah, and using a steady flow of name-calling 640 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:26,863 - to tear down their self-worth. - Hmm. 641 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,698 Hey, piss-bitch! 642 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:32,160 - Oh, fuck! What? What'd I do? - See? 643 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,004 That does look rewarding. 644 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,958 Thanks to them being locked up and all at our mercy and everything, 645 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,168 we have a chance to make a real change around here. 646 00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,963 If your mom could talk outta her Ritz cracker, 647 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,765 I think she'd say she's proud of you. 648 00:39:46,633 --> 00:39:48,435 - Maybe. - Yeah. 649 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,938 All right! 650 00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:55,516 - You got room for one more? - Who's gonna cook? 651 00:39:55,517 --> 00:39:58,103 Ain't like there's food left. Right? 652 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:01,064 It's nice to see you finally gettin' in the spirit. 653 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,700 See? I told you she wasn't just a bossy twatwaffle. 654 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:16,797 Is that you, Vause? 655 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:27,891 I thought that you hated shower sex. 656 00:40:39,811 --> 00:40:43,481 I'm giving this one last shot. For you. 657 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:45,116 So charitable. 658 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,414 All right, suds me up. 659 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:55,085 It's not something that you say to a woman that you're trying to arouse. 660 00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,384 Convinced? 661 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,721 I need to feel a few more arguments. 662 00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:18,567 Hang on. 663 00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,279 I'm gonna go grab something from my shower caddy. 664 00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,406 Props. 665 00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,745 Are you gonna tell me what they are or you gonna surprise me? 666 00:42:13,655 --> 00:42:15,123 Now... 667 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:36,186 Suzanne? 668 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:38,605 Grace? 669 00:42:39,431 --> 00:42:41,442 Oh, my God! 670 00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:46,937 Oh, my... This is wrong on so many levels. 671 00:42:46,938 --> 00:42:49,857 If you're gonna contour your blush, you gotta blend better. 672 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:51,901 I'm not comfortable. 673 00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:55,497 Oh, you poor thing. Who did this to you? 674 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,667 They said... 675 00:42:59,701 --> 00:43:01,211 I'm crazy. 676 00:43:02,329 --> 00:43:04,715 You wanna know what I think, Suzanne? 677 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:09,169 I think crazy is just a word people invented 678 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:13,056 to keep the extra-interesting people down. 679 00:43:14,323 --> 00:43:15,968 Well, 680 00:43:15,979 --> 00:43:20,346 Mommy says there are many shades of different as there are of people. 681 00:43:20,347 --> 00:43:23,099 Well, I wish I was told that when I was growing up. 682 00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:29,990 Are those my meds? 683 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:38,198 You don't need these anymore, Suzanne. 684 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,752 No, actually... I do. 685 00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:45,705 They're just trying to sand down your edges, 686 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,883 make you all the same shade. 687 00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:52,888 I'm not good with metaphors, but I do know one thing. 688 00:43:53,505 --> 00:43:58,644 You should be free to be you. 689 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,854 Be me. 690 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:07,068 Be... me. 691 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:13,399 Oh, I am glad we had this talk. I got a real good feeling about this. 692 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,704 Free to be me and me. 693 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,115 Figueroa. 694 00:44:20,116 --> 00:44:22,700 - She could be Latina. - Or Italian. 695 00:44:22,701 --> 00:44:26,871 My husband is the world's whitest Mexican, next to Louis C.K. 696 00:44:26,872 --> 00:44:31,134 - Hold up. Louis C.K. a Mexican? - Mmm-hmm. 697 00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:34,003 Hey, check it out. 698 00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,306 We got new representation. 699 00:44:36,965 --> 00:44:38,517 I can see that. 700 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:41,927 - Nice boxers. - Thanks. 701 00:44:41,928 --> 00:44:45,431 They must've been a gift from someone with very expensive taste. 702 00:44:45,432 --> 00:44:49,861 Expensive taste and a soul made of old fingernail clippings. 703 00:44:51,021 --> 00:44:53,063 Mmm... 'kay. 704 00:44:53,064 --> 00:44:57,652 If memory serves, we were talking about reinstating the GED program. 705 00:44:57,653 --> 00:45:01,781 The issue being the presence of an existing education initiative. 706 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:05,576 They called it education so they don't have to pay the inmates. 707 00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:09,038 When I brought it to MCC, it was an education program. 708 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:10,790 They turned it into a chain gang. 709 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:14,427 Aw, fascinating. And how'd they sneak that one by you? 710 00:45:14,753 --> 00:45:16,546 Joe, thank God! 711 00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:18,474 You gotta get me out of here. I can't do this anymore! 712 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:24,187 What? Do you want me to say I'm sorry? I am sorry! Your singing was terrible. 713 00:45:26,139 --> 00:45:28,140 One of our recent transfers from Psych. 714 00:45:28,141 --> 00:45:30,185 I'm not sure she was ready for the transition. 715 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,815 Excuse me, I purchased that baton. 716 00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:38,359 We let her believe that she's running the place. 717 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,321 - Mmm... - It's easier that way. 718 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,281 Hey, whatever gets you through the day. 719 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:44,907 - Hey! I was mad, I was mad, okay! - Let's go. 720 00:45:44,908 --> 00:45:46,492 You had lipstick on your ear... Ow! 721 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:47,910 Now... 722 00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:51,789 you're aware of the state's prerequisites for education programs? 723 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:52,873 You aware? 724 00:45:52,874 --> 00:45:57,053 Okay! Ow! Got it! I got it! I got the memo. 725 00:45:58,171 --> 00:45:59,297 Ow. 726 00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:02,633 Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere? 727 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:05,177 Uh, I guess I just have one of those faces. 728 00:46:05,178 --> 00:46:08,148 Nah, you were on TV or... or somewhere. 729 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,933 Oh. Yeah, duh. 730 00:46:10,934 --> 00:46:15,062 I'm, um... I'm the Counterfeit Cunt of Connecticut. 731 00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:16,657 Somebody played me on Law & Order. 732 00:46:17,023 --> 00:46:18,324 Who? 733 00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,411 Alyssa Milano. 734 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:24,247 Carry on. 735 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,410 No, wait. I remember now. 736 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:32,964 You that hostage with the heels. 737 00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:35,666 These heels. 738 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:37,585 I... 739 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:40,505 How would I even get something like that? I... 740 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,549 I'm just your average, everyday, hard-boiled perp 741 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:46,978 being managed by the second-largest for-profit prison corporation. 742 00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:50,765 Hey, why don't we make her pull a Cinderella? 743 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,725 You mean, like, make her ride a pumpkin? 744 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:55,528 No, dumbass. If the shoe fits! 745 00:46:58,565 --> 00:47:01,910 You heard the lady. Saddle up. 746 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:05,988 Girl, you know they fit you. Stop that. 747 00:47:05,989 --> 00:47:08,574 See? It won't fit. My feet are too big. 748 00:47:08,575 --> 00:47:10,034 This how O.J. got off. 749 00:47:10,035 --> 00:47:11,744 I think she's spreading her toes. 750 00:47:11,745 --> 00:47:13,579 - Yo, I'll do it myself. - Uh, uh... 751 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,466 - I wouldn't do that if I were you. - Why not? 752 00:47:17,793 --> 00:47:20,303 - Because... - Oh, see? 753 00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:24,214 Hey, that bitch got my shiv! 754 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:28,103 See? Just like O.J. 755 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,399 Galina! 756 00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,685 Won't you even talk to me? 757 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:39,104 Let me guess, you heard I broke up with Pavel. Go ahead and gloat. 758 00:47:39,105 --> 00:47:40,940 You broke up with Pavel? 759 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,652 I thought I could change things. With some jeans. 760 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,538 - Isn't that stupid? - No. 761 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,742 Do you think, would they grant me a transfer to Leningrad? 762 00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:54,295 - Maybe there it's different. - It isn't. 763 00:47:55,121 --> 00:47:56,456 You have to go further. 764 00:47:56,457 --> 00:48:00,135 Where? Vladivostok? Too many fish. 765 00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:02,846 We can't talk here. 766 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,475 There's still five minutes before the morning whistle. 767 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,135 Hurry up, Miss! 768 00:48:10,136 --> 00:48:13,023 Screw off. I'm talking to my sick mother! 769 00:48:15,016 --> 00:48:17,852 You always said I never took you anywhere. 770 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,645 So I started looking for a way that we... 771 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,271 A trip? 772 00:48:21,272 --> 00:48:23,358 Don't you get it? We're over. 773 00:48:23,359 --> 00:48:25,035 Listen to me. 774 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:31,207 I know a way for us to leave Russia. 775 00:48:32,325 --> 00:48:34,252 It won't be easy, 776 00:48:34,911 --> 00:48:37,923 but they're letting the Jews emigrate. 777 00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:40,591 Not just to Israel now... 778 00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:43,887 but to America. 779 00:48:44,170 --> 00:48:45,588 You're not Jewish. 780 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:48,684 There are agencies. You pay them... 781 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:56,849 to find your Jewish relatives. 782 00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,436 - And how does that help me? - If we were married... 783 00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,113 So that's your plan. 784 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:06,284 Listen. 785 00:49:10,531 --> 00:49:14,125 We don't have to be together in that way. 786 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:16,837 It can all be for show. 787 00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:20,706 I know you think... I'm not man enough for you. 788 00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:23,969 - Dmitri... - When we get to America... 789 00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,055 you can go your own way if you want. 790 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:28,974 I can? 791 00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:32,352 But maybe... 792 00:49:34,095 --> 00:49:39,141 maybe I will show you I'm not a gerbil. 793 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:42,570 I am at least a hamster. 794 00:49:43,271 --> 00:49:46,366 All along, you were the one with teeth. 795 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,957 America. 796 00:49:54,741 --> 00:49:57,409 It's got to be better than this shit. 797 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,671 Jesus! 798 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,882 Ow! Fuck. 799 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,219 - This is why I don't wax. - Where is he? 800 00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:57,177 Off playing Jason from Friday the 13th. 801 00:50:57,178 --> 00:50:59,179 Or Jason's mom, technically. Spoiler alert. 802 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:00,180 Are you hurt? 803 00:51:00,181 --> 00:51:01,557 Let's just say it's a good thing I do yoga. 804 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,850 Wait, I never do that shit. 805 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,143 - Yoga. Where is she? - I don't know. 806 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:06,478 - And Gina and Norma? Shit! - I don't know! 807 00:51:06,479 --> 00:51:11,117 Oh, what? I mean, this isn't enough, uh, distressed damsels for you? 808 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:20,034 Oh, Red, I am sorry. I'm sorry I didn't believe you. 809 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,786 Turns out there really is a bogeyman. 810 00:51:21,787 --> 00:51:25,581 Bogeyman is a demon. This is only a man. He can be hurt. 811 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,837 My ears are burning. 812 00:51:36,718 --> 00:51:38,019 Fuck! 813 00:51:40,471 --> 00:51:42,523 Ready to play, Reznikov? 814 00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:48,363 I was born ready. 815 00:51:49,981 --> 00:51:55,243 KatmovieHD.nl