1 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,131 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,609 - I'll let her know. - All right. 3 00:01:30,024 --> 00:01:31,733 And still no response from the governor 4 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:35,361 after inmates at Litchfield Prison publicly burned food and other supplies 5 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,196 sent to them from the governor's office. 6 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,489 Man. Two hours of this shit. 7 00:01:38,490 --> 00:01:41,127 It's like watchin' that Yule log channel at Christmas, 8 00:01:41,138 --> 00:01:42,400 only taco flavored. 9 00:01:42,411 --> 00:01:44,203 Looks like the log I made this morning. 10 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:45,664 Too real. 11 00:01:45,665 --> 00:01:48,082 Bet they never thought we'd last this long. 12 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,375 I love being underestimated. 13 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:52,170 Like when no one thought I'd jump off the river bridge. 14 00:01:52,171 --> 00:01:54,255 Did a fuckin' backflip! 15 00:01:54,256 --> 00:01:56,633 Fuck you, Brent Moxley, and your stupid cousins, too. 16 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,971 Ah, the black is right. This is kind of boring and... Yuley. 17 00:02:01,972 --> 00:02:03,347 Hey, what else is on? 18 00:02:03,348 --> 00:02:04,933 Deal or No Deal? 19 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:07,143 - Um, no deal. - Duck Dynasty. 20 00:02:07,144 --> 00:02:08,144 - I second that. - Third. 21 00:02:08,145 --> 00:02:09,729 Fourth. 22 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,898 - For real? - Yeah. 23 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,192 Y'all are some simple bitches. 24 00:02:14,193 --> 00:02:17,079 Well, time for candy. 25 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:19,832 Nice, ladies. 26 00:02:21,784 --> 00:02:24,410 It's true. If you have heartburn when you're pregnant, 27 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:25,494 you'll have a hairy baby. 28 00:02:25,495 --> 00:02:29,207 My cousin had it real bad. Her girl is like a little monkey. 29 00:02:29,208 --> 00:02:31,084 That's not how science works, though. 30 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:34,304 Hey. You ladies look like you could use a drink. 31 00:02:37,717 --> 00:02:39,801 That piss? 'Cause I don't do that no more. 32 00:02:39,802 --> 00:02:41,854 No, silly. It's yellow drink. 33 00:02:46,851 --> 00:02:48,652 That ain't bad. Let me get some more of that. 34 00:02:53,649 --> 00:02:54,941 Damn, yo. 35 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,901 Luschek puts mushrooms on everything. 36 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:58,537 I think those grew in there. 37 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:00,404 "Artesian." 38 00:03:00,405 --> 00:03:02,907 She likes her a special mustard. 39 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:05,284 Oh, man, all this shit is rotten. Fuck. 40 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,036 The milk's still good. 41 00:03:07,037 --> 00:03:11,466 No, I don't fuck with lactose. Look, check the cabinets. 42 00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:17,463 All's they got is coffee. 43 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:18,965 I need to eat something soon, yo. 44 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:20,717 Your face is startin' to look like a McChicken. 45 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:21,801 - Really? - I'm serious. 46 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:23,395 Hey. 47 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:25,940 Y'all thirsty? 48 00:03:26,223 --> 00:03:27,641 What the hell is that? 49 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:31,853 Oh, it's my mama's famous yellow drink. Part of my community service. 50 00:03:31,854 --> 00:03:34,147 Okay, we don't need yellow drink. We need calories. 51 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,481 This got calories. 52 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:37,400 It's made from the lemon candy at commissary. 53 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:38,693 Exactly like my mama used to make. 54 00:03:38,694 --> 00:03:40,695 You just take the candies, crunch 'em, right? 55 00:03:40,696 --> 00:03:44,124 And you twirl it around, and then you get that taste. Here. 56 00:03:47,703 --> 00:03:50,297 - Good, right? - This shit is tasty. 57 00:03:51,123 --> 00:03:52,674 It's like my mama used to say, 58 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:56,753 "When life hands you lemons, make water with a taste." 59 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:07,022 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 60 00:04:07,597 --> 00:04:09,066 Thank you so much. 61 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:12,236 It has that smell. 62 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:16,531 Can you take three? 63 00:04:19,109 --> 00:04:20,944 That was a good time. We went around... 64 00:04:20,945 --> 00:04:23,029 I'm doing all right now. I'm in prison. 65 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,363 Called in. Mmm-hmm. 66 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:27,200 Oh, you know I tell a good story. I like to tell a good story. 67 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,284 And I really started it all, 68 00:04:28,285 --> 00:04:30,578 'cause I didn't tell stories about princesses. 69 00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:32,130 But I said... 70 00:04:32,790 --> 00:04:34,424 Hey. 71 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:37,306 Look like you could use a drink in here. 72 00:04:37,317 --> 00:04:38,993 No, I'm fine. 73 00:04:39,004 --> 00:04:42,410 - Oh! But my guest might be thirsty. - Oh. 74 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:47,303 Mmm-hmm. She has ulcerative colitis, so... makes her dehydrated. 75 00:04:47,304 --> 00:04:50,514 Yeah, growin' up, I used to have imaginary friends. 76 00:04:50,515 --> 00:04:53,017 - Mmm-hmm. - Until one of 'em stole the other one's 77 00:04:53,018 --> 00:04:54,728 - imaginary Easy-Bake Oven... - Mmm-hmm. 78 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:57,230 ... and ran him flat over in her imaginary car. 79 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:58,698 Classic. 80 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,910 So, uh, what's, uh, your friend's name? 81 00:05:02,444 --> 00:05:06,030 Mommy is not imaginary. 82 00:05:06,031 --> 00:05:09,117 She and Daddy are here for visitation. 83 00:05:09,118 --> 00:05:12,254 Oh. I don't think they're doin' visitation today. 84 00:05:12,538 --> 00:05:13,997 But it's visitation day. 85 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:16,457 It is visitation day, but all the doors have been locked. 86 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:18,042 There's no guards to watch you cry. 87 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:20,054 I'm not gonna cry in front of Mommy. 88 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:23,172 That makes her upset. 89 00:05:23,173 --> 00:05:24,507 - And we can't make Mommy upset. - Hey. 90 00:05:24,508 --> 00:05:26,125 - Then we have a problem. - Hey, are you okay? 91 00:05:26,136 --> 00:05:28,355 - We don't... - No? 92 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:44,453 I am having some of the bad feelings. 93 00:05:45,988 --> 00:05:47,911 Like... 94 00:05:47,922 --> 00:05:51,785 like when you're at the swim party and all the kids are playing Marco Polo, 95 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:55,046 but you have the menstruation in your yellow bathing suit. 96 00:05:57,207 --> 00:05:58,592 Those kinds. 97 00:06:00,836 --> 00:06:03,138 Yeah. Those suck. 98 00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:06,340 - All right. - They suck. 99 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:10,428 Uh, well, listen, you stay hydrated, you hear? 100 00:06:10,429 --> 00:06:11,762 Your mama, too. 101 00:06:11,763 --> 00:06:13,565 Yeah, thank you, Grace. 102 00:06:17,895 --> 00:06:22,782 Oh. You are the best sister ever. 103 00:06:25,402 --> 00:06:27,445 Thank you, but my name's Tiffany. 104 00:06:27,446 --> 00:06:31,208 Suzanne, hair is not for eating! It's for keeping your brain warm! 105 00:06:32,534 --> 00:06:34,202 Are you a child? You're smarter than that. 106 00:06:34,203 --> 00:06:36,495 You should know better than to eat your hair. Hair is not for that. 107 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:37,997 That's supposed to be like a blanket on your brain 108 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,291 to keep you cozy, warm, and protected. 109 00:06:40,292 --> 00:06:41,918 Instead, you're just sitting here, eating it! 110 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:43,669 Seriously? 111 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:47,340 I told you. You a full-blown Slytherin. 112 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:51,677 And I'm a lion-hearted Gryffindor with the intelligence of a Ravenclaw. 113 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:56,432 But how does it even know this? I lied for every answer. 114 00:06:56,433 --> 00:07:00,195 They ain't all bad. Snape was a Slytherin. 115 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:02,480 It turned out he had that selfless love. 116 00:07:02,481 --> 00:07:04,283 I did have a snake once. 117 00:07:05,275 --> 00:07:07,861 A Burmese python named Krueger. 118 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:11,540 Technically, it was Cal's, but Krueger liked me best. 119 00:07:13,742 --> 00:07:16,953 - Did you ever talk to it? - Mmm-hmm. When I was feeding him. 120 00:07:16,954 --> 00:07:19,497 Epic conversations. Mostly about the merits 121 00:07:19,498 --> 00:07:23,218 of frozen versus fresh mice and why Mike Powell never loved me back. 122 00:07:24,669 --> 00:07:26,921 You cold-blooded for sure. 123 00:07:26,922 --> 00:07:28,923 Nobody asked you, Hufflepuff. 124 00:07:28,924 --> 00:07:32,593 White girl hitting you with some mad expelliarmus! 125 00:07:33,678 --> 00:07:35,596 Yo, T, we got a problem. 126 00:07:35,597 --> 00:07:37,306 Yo, what now? 127 00:07:37,307 --> 00:07:40,985 Suzanne won't leave visitation. She think her mama is here. 128 00:07:41,645 --> 00:07:43,613 Well, tell her it's cancelled. 129 00:07:43,981 --> 00:07:47,400 Dude, she jabberin' like The Exorcist. I don't want to get puked on. 130 00:07:47,401 --> 00:07:49,443 Well, I can't play Mama right now. 131 00:07:49,444 --> 00:07:53,122 You see a problem, you deal with it. I got enough goin' on. 132 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,450 So that's how it is? 133 00:07:56,451 --> 00:07:59,546 Come on. I'll help you. 134 00:08:00,705 --> 00:08:05,302 'Cause Hufflepuffs value friendship, loyalty and compassion. 135 00:08:07,837 --> 00:08:12,383 Hey, yo. Like, how long it take a bunch of white people to agree on something? 136 00:08:12,384 --> 00:08:14,718 Our MO is to stop speaking and harbor resentment, 137 00:08:14,719 --> 00:08:15,844 so this could take years. 138 00:08:15,845 --> 00:08:18,932 Perfect. 'Cause we all hungry in here, 139 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:22,852 and I just burned a week's worth of everyone's favorite puffed corn snacks. 140 00:08:22,853 --> 00:08:24,571 You've done everything you could. 141 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,282 Man... 142 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:33,538 All this, uh... waitin' around... 143 00:08:34,698 --> 00:08:36,875 makes me miss her even more. 144 00:08:39,078 --> 00:08:41,796 You know, when Cal and I would get bored... 145 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:49,253 we'd make little figures out of popsicle sticks 146 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:52,266 and hide them all over the house for my parents to find. 147 00:08:53,550 --> 00:08:55,509 Well, I'd make the figures. 148 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:58,438 Cal sniffed the glue, which was why we got the snake. 149 00:08:59,848 --> 00:09:02,984 - Y'all a weird family. - Anyway, my point is... 150 00:09:06,271 --> 00:09:08,407 why don't we do something constructive? 151 00:09:08,942 --> 00:09:11,493 Things are finally going well for once. 152 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:15,330 Why not enjoy the fruits of our labor a little bit? 153 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:17,791 Your labor. 154 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:22,254 The fruits are your fruits. 155 00:09:25,624 --> 00:09:27,008 I mean, um... 156 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:30,762 we could do somethin' for Poussey. 157 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,140 She never did get a proper memorial. 158 00:09:34,967 --> 00:09:36,851 That's what I'm talkin' about. 159 00:09:40,555 --> 00:09:43,224 There's that Ravenclaw brain. 160 00:09:43,225 --> 00:09:45,610 - Don't get cute. - I'm sorry. 161 00:09:50,774 --> 00:09:52,150 You woke up. 162 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:55,370 See? Told you. She full possessed. 163 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:58,739 That's what you get for fuckin' with the spirit world. 164 00:09:58,740 --> 00:10:01,284 This is mental illness, not possession. 165 00:10:01,285 --> 00:10:05,997 Man, she need Jesus or... or Hashem. She needs somethin'. 166 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:08,249 What she needs is her old routine back. 167 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,443 Yeah. Well... 168 00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:13,115 - we ain't in Kansas no more. - Mmm. 169 00:10:14,756 --> 00:10:16,016 I got an idea. 170 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,468 - Come on. - Yeah, all right. 171 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:23,440 But if she start yelling "cunt," I'm callin' me a Catholic. 172 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:27,518 - So you're looking for painters? - Not exclusively. 173 00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:29,645 It's really whatever inspires you. Anything. 174 00:10:29,646 --> 00:10:32,773 It could be sculpture. It could be mosaic. It could be sand art. It... 175 00:10:32,774 --> 00:10:35,734 But it says "Picasso" and some other word that starts with a "P." 176 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,403 Picasso wasn't only a painter. 177 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,906 He basically invented constructed sculpture during his Cubist period. 178 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:43,117 Not to mention his work with collage. 179 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:44,868 Why you got to be a bitch? 180 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:47,246 I used to bang my art teacher. Don't be jealous. 181 00:10:49,291 --> 00:10:51,959 I'm sorry. I just have to ask. 182 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,178 Why only half the face? 183 00:10:54,796 --> 00:10:57,465 - Well, before. - Uh-huh. 184 00:10:57,466 --> 00:10:59,768 After. Evening look. 185 00:10:59,968 --> 00:11:01,635 It's for our makeover channel on YouTube. 186 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:03,897 We're on YouTube now, so... 187 00:11:05,224 --> 00:11:10,028 Why don't you think of this as, like, a makeover for the prison? 188 00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:14,240 You're beautifying the prison in Poussey's memory. 189 00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:16,942 - I see. - Mmm-hmm. 190 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,486 We can totally do that. Mmm-hmm. 191 00:11:18,487 --> 00:11:22,029 Yeah, this place could totally use lots of makeovers. I mean... 192 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,303 with all these Picassos walkin' around... 193 00:11:24,314 --> 00:11:25,584 Yeah. 194 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,548 - Go for it. - Hmm. 195 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:34,710 Mmm. I mean, where do we even start? 196 00:11:34,711 --> 00:11:38,214 - So much ugh, so little time. - I know. 197 00:11:39,674 --> 00:11:43,687 Yes! Yes! 198 00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:49,475 Look at them. 199 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,153 They're like beached whales, but more sad. 200 00:11:52,437 --> 00:11:55,063 Well, no one's forcing them to be out here. 201 00:11:55,064 --> 00:11:58,192 Yeah, but we need them out here, you know? 202 00:11:58,193 --> 00:11:59,652 If we ever want this shit to end, 203 00:11:59,653 --> 00:12:02,696 we gotta have more bitches out here than there is in there. 204 00:12:02,697 --> 00:12:04,207 What's with all this "we"? 205 00:12:05,367 --> 00:12:09,495 Last I checked, you were leading the Guards Gone Wild cavity search. 206 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,704 I'm a changed woman. 207 00:12:12,707 --> 00:12:14,708 More like bipolar. 208 00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,678 Look, I got my reasons. 209 00:12:17,045 --> 00:12:18,379 Point is... 210 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:20,506 I want this thing over, just like you. 211 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,716 But we're never gonna get it done sitting on our asses. 212 00:12:22,717 --> 00:12:24,427 We need numbers. 213 00:12:24,428 --> 00:12:25,678 All of your ideas are welcome. 214 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,555 This is an opportunity to express yourself. 215 00:12:27,556 --> 00:12:30,599 We want your creativity, your vision. No idea is a bad idea. 216 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,486 You running for student body president? 217 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,113 More like a student council position. 218 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,356 Well, you seem extra perky today. 219 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,909 What's not to like? There are no guards. 220 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,696 Freedom from the male gaze. Sunshine. 221 00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,739 Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself now, 222 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:48,376 'cause it'll be less fun when people start getting killed. 223 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:50,294 You mean more people? 224 00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:54,165 This is not some shiny extracurricular, Piper. 225 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,634 You're right. This is actually very important. 226 00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:01,714 Whatever. It's far too hot to fight with you. 227 00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:03,424 Hot... Come here. 228 00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:04,934 Time out. 229 00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:08,519 When was the last time you took a shower? 230 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:09,930 Seriously? 231 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:13,476 Yeah. Being antiestablishment does not mean you have to be dirty. 232 00:13:13,477 --> 00:13:15,978 Activism really brings out your inner bitch. 233 00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:18,606 What? I work hard all day. 234 00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:21,609 I want to come home to somebody who... 235 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:24,152 takes care of themselves. What? Is that so much to ask? 236 00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:26,989 Okay, so I'm your new project now? 237 00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,657 Go back to your little craft fair. 238 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:31,535 It's not a craft fair. It's a memorial installation. 239 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:33,379 You can install it up your ass. 240 00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,998 Could you wash your ass? 241 00:13:35,999 --> 00:13:39,928 Fucking guera trying to steal our people with this arty bullshit. 242 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:42,505 I think it could be nice. 243 00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:46,425 - Oh, so you're on their side now, too? - It's not about sides. I'm just saying. 244 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,562 This place can be so ugly that it's depressing. 245 00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:53,098 Well, if you want to make art so bad, why don't you do it out here? 246 00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,434 - Don't be a dick. - No, seriously. 247 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,395 We got to make this place nice and fix it up. 248 00:13:57,396 --> 00:14:00,073 Like you said, it's depressing. So come on. 249 00:14:01,190 --> 00:14:02,701 Get your crayons. 250 00:14:03,318 --> 00:14:06,236 I've always been more of a girth gal, myself. 251 00:14:06,237 --> 00:14:09,948 Don't like them long jobbies that poke your cervix. 252 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,618 Amen to that. 253 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,912 Ain't nothin' like a Fat Albert. 254 00:14:14,913 --> 00:14:17,456 Those fatties stretch you out. 255 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,625 I like to stay tight. 256 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,002 Ain't yoga good for that? 257 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:26,691 No, but it does make the dirty wheelbarrow position 258 00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:28,374 a lot easier. 259 00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,177 How 'bout you, Norma? 260 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:33,732 What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done? 261 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:47,736 Let me see. Let me see. 262 00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:52,208 Damn! I didn't know you ladies got down like that. 263 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:56,036 They didn't call it the sexual revolution for nothin'. 264 00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:58,706 Come on, squirt. What you got? 265 00:14:58,707 --> 00:15:01,134 There was this one guy I dated. 266 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:02,835 He had a foot thing. 267 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:06,254 Like high heels and all of that? 268 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:08,466 No. Foot jobs. 269 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:10,551 Like hand jobs, but with your feet. 270 00:15:10,552 --> 00:15:12,260 Whoa. How does that even work? 271 00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:15,180 Imagine picking up a hot dog... 272 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,099 - Whoa. - ... with your toes, 273 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,477 and then massaging it with your arches. 274 00:15:20,604 --> 00:15:24,106 It gave me calves like a speed skater. 275 00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,742 Mmm! 276 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:38,286 Lorna? I can't believe I'm lookin' at you. 277 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,915 What's the matter? You hurt? 278 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,960 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 279 00:15:44,961 --> 00:15:47,630 Breathe. Right. Just take a deep breath. 280 00:15:47,631 --> 00:15:49,507 - I'm breathing. - Good. 281 00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:50,633 Now tell me what's goin' on. 282 00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:52,593 I've been watchin' the news. They're not sayin' nothin'. 283 00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:55,763 They're just showin' this pile of burnt chip bags. 284 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,765 Is it true somebody's got a gun in there? 285 00:15:57,766 --> 00:15:59,224 I don't know. I don't know. 286 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,435 Somebody did get shot, and there was a lot of blood. 287 00:16:01,436 --> 00:16:03,562 And I got nobody in here, baby. 288 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,356 - I got nobody. - Listen to me. 289 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:06,857 Go and find someplace to hide. 290 00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:09,818 Someplace safe, away from the guns, all right? I'm on my way. 291 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:11,487 You... you're comin' here for me? 292 00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:12,821 Of course I am. 293 00:16:12,822 --> 00:16:14,322 Listen, I got to tell you somethin'. 294 00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:20,538 Vinnie. Vin... Vinnie? Vinnie, I got somethin' to tell you. 295 00:16:20,539 --> 00:16:23,257 Hon... Hon... Vinnie! Vinnie? 296 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:28,170 He's coming for me. 297 00:16:28,171 --> 00:16:31,131 Call him back. You forgot about the Burger King. 298 00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:32,299 That smells good. Smell that. 299 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:33,676 That's what I'm talkin' about right there. 300 00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:34,802 Mmm. I miss coffee. 301 00:16:34,803 --> 00:16:36,604 Thanks for the coffee. 302 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:42,267 I gotta say... 303 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,352 for a bunch of plantain-loving subhumans, 304 00:16:44,353 --> 00:16:46,564 you Latinos make a damn good cup of coffee. 305 00:16:46,565 --> 00:16:48,774 Well, if it wasn't for you soulless white crackers 306 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,369 comin' over and taking land from us Hispanics... 307 00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,404 we never would've had coffee in the first place. 308 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,623 Actually, that was the Hispanics. 309 00:16:55,907 --> 00:16:57,282 What are you talkin' about? 310 00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:59,910 "Hispanic" refers to people from Spanish-speaking countries, 311 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:01,203 which includes the Spanish, 312 00:17:01,204 --> 00:17:03,581 who colonized Latin America, creating Latinos. 313 00:17:03,582 --> 00:17:06,134 Oh, for serious? Oh, that's mad interesting. 314 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,586 Have you thought about expanding your menu? 315 00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:13,799 You know, like, lattes and stuff. Flat whites, cortados, breves? 316 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,134 Listen to Chock Full O' Fancy Nuts over here. 317 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,804 I was on the cover of Barista Magazine twice 318 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,608 before the FBI figured out I was poisoning Jews and mud people. 319 00:17:23,893 --> 00:17:26,780 Oh, snap. Yo, I know you. 320 00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:28,481 You a subscriber? 321 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,273 Nah, um... from the news. 322 00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:32,735 Yo, that... that black guy, he got real sick. 323 00:17:32,736 --> 00:17:35,529 Yeah, they all got real sick. That was the point. 324 00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:37,531 But they enjoyed the drinks going down. 325 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,742 Look, you wanna lend us a hand? 326 00:17:39,743 --> 00:17:41,452 I mean, we could use some help here. 327 00:17:41,453 --> 00:17:44,213 But you gotta promise no poison. 328 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:47,341 Like I carry around antifreeze. 329 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,468 Promise. 330 00:17:50,879 --> 00:17:54,891 Got a iced coffee for Princess Buttercream? 331 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:08,020 - Hi. - Hi. 332 00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:10,147 Is it me, or is this prison beginning to feel like, 333 00:18:10,148 --> 00:18:12,566 I don't know, Club Med Punta Cana? 334 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,819 It does seem oddly peaceful today. Must be the heat. 335 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:19,082 Or the absence of a patriarchy. 336 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,450 Is that woman really offering to braid people's pubes? 337 00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,662 Full bush for a half a Snickers. 338 00:18:24,663 --> 00:18:26,329 - Not bad. - Yeah, not bad. 339 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,793 Oh, that's gorgeous. 340 00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:32,377 - That necklace? - Yeah. 341 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,461 Okay. 342 00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,056 Hey, chum. 343 00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,591 Five orange Starburst for the necklace. 344 00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:39,217 Make 'em pink ones, we can start to talk. 345 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,636 What fuckin' planet are you on? 346 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:44,899 I just got a Playtex Gentle Glide 360 Ultra for one yellow. One. 347 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,475 All right, six orange, or I walk. Final offer. 348 00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,570 - No sale. - Okay. 349 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,860 Six orange, and I won't tear it apart, rendering it garbage. 350 00:18:56,861 --> 00:18:58,111 That's pretty aggressive. 351 00:18:58,112 --> 00:18:59,760 Come on. This was a lot of work. 352 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,508 Look, I wouldn't be threatening to destroy it 353 00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,148 if I didn't think it was great. 354 00:19:03,159 --> 00:19:05,619 - Six orange, going once... - No! Fine! Fine. 355 00:19:08,289 --> 00:19:10,091 Pleasure doin' business with you. 356 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,501 - You really shouldn't have. - Oh, of course I should have. 357 00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:17,422 - Oh. - Well... 358 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:18,850 - Thank you. - Fuck you. 359 00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,260 But what about visitation? 360 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,055 Now, we done told you, Suzanne. 361 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:27,975 You in Bitchfield now, right? 362 00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:31,269 Different name, different visitation schedule. 363 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,939 But almost everything else is the same. 364 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,817 - Mmm. I see. - Mmm. 365 00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:40,821 So it's like prison within a prison. 366 00:19:40,822 --> 00:19:44,032 Double prison. 367 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,326 Exactly. 368 00:19:46,327 --> 00:19:49,955 And I'm the trap queen. 369 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:54,010 Now... First order of bidniss. 370 00:19:55,419 --> 00:19:57,755 I'mma have to confiscate all your candy. 371 00:19:57,756 --> 00:19:59,715 And maybe the Dr. Miracle's. 372 00:19:59,716 --> 00:20:02,560 Mmm-mmm. Aren't you gonna do a count first? 373 00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,344 There's only two of y'all. 374 00:20:04,345 --> 00:20:08,807 Well, I don't know how things go in your prison, 375 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,433 but in my old prison, 376 00:20:10,434 --> 00:20:14,146 they did a count and then a search for contraband. 377 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:18,400 - Fine. One. - Two. 378 00:20:18,401 --> 00:20:20,078 You're counted. 379 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,455 Now hand it over. 380 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:31,172 Oh, my favorites. 381 00:20:33,457 --> 00:20:35,551 Uh... come on. 382 00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,467 Whatever. 383 00:20:44,468 --> 00:20:47,012 Wait. You can't leave. 384 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,983 - Why not? - Mr. Cluckles. 385 00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,726 He's contraband. That's a shot. 386 00:20:52,727 --> 00:20:55,187 And have you even looked at my bunk? 387 00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:59,951 Easily two shots. Although, I would argue three. 388 00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:03,403 Mmm-mmm. I can't do this. Your ass is too damn crazy. 389 00:21:03,404 --> 00:21:05,999 Please, don't call me that. 390 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,654 Maybe Bitchfield... 391 00:21:08,665 --> 00:21:11,912 needs more inmates to make it feel more like Litchfield. 392 00:21:11,913 --> 00:21:14,622 Quantity over quality. 393 00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,667 And where are we supposed to get inmates from? 394 00:21:16,668 --> 00:21:19,178 We done freed the whole damn prison. 395 00:21:21,422 --> 00:21:25,092 Hey, where are the guards at? Figured they could use a drink. 396 00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:28,479 Yeah, they... they locked up in Spanish Harlem. 397 00:21:30,098 --> 00:21:31,264 Hmm. 398 00:21:31,265 --> 00:21:32,599 One, two. 399 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,685 - One, two. - Come on, jab, jab. 400 00:21:34,686 --> 00:21:36,144 - One, one. - One, one. 401 00:21:36,145 --> 00:21:37,520 - One, two. - One, two. 402 00:21:37,521 --> 00:21:38,731 Jab, cross. 403 00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,942 Come on, jab, cross. One, one. Come on, one, two. 404 00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:44,945 Let's go! Come on, pump! Come on. Work with me. 405 00:21:44,946 --> 00:21:46,196 Oh, thank God! Water. 406 00:21:46,197 --> 00:21:48,115 No, you get water when I say you get water. 407 00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:49,324 We ain't done yet. 408 00:21:49,325 --> 00:21:50,701 But I'm dehydrated. 409 00:21:50,702 --> 00:21:52,911 Tough shit. Shouldn't drink all that hooch. 410 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:57,457 Now I want you to punch this face like it's the person you're most angry at. 411 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,251 Okay, that is so reductionistic. 412 00:21:59,252 --> 00:22:01,628 I'm not, like, angry at one individual person. 413 00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:05,132 - You gotta want to punch something. - Yeah, but it's bigger than people. 414 00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,885 I want to punch the prison-industrial complex. 415 00:22:07,886 --> 00:22:11,013 Well, I can't draw that shit, so punch the pillow! 416 00:22:11,014 --> 00:22:12,648 Okay. 417 00:22:13,682 --> 00:22:18,487 And the clams at the bottom of the mural represent Poussey's past lovers. 418 00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:21,691 So she dives in search of them. 419 00:22:21,702 --> 00:22:24,317 Always reaching. Always searching. 420 00:22:24,318 --> 00:22:26,611 Yearning to unlock 421 00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:29,082 - the mysteries of their pearls. - Ah. 422 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:31,408 Thank you. 423 00:22:31,409 --> 00:22:32,492 Hold up. 424 00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:36,079 What exactly do clams got to do with Poussey? 425 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,715 She from Philly. 426 00:22:38,332 --> 00:22:41,919 Well, they're sort of vaginal, you know? Because of their shape. 427 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,006 Well, technically, oysters make pearls, 428 00:22:44,017 --> 00:22:45,444 not clams. 429 00:22:45,454 --> 00:22:48,425 But they're representational here, right? 430 00:22:48,426 --> 00:22:50,103 Do they symbolize pleasure? 431 00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:53,096 Exactly. Yes. 432 00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:54,607 They're orgasms. 433 00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:58,435 - We'll get back to you. - That means no, doesn't it? 434 00:22:58,436 --> 00:23:00,896 Look, I'm not gonna disrespect Poussey 435 00:23:00,897 --> 00:23:04,283 with some 2,000 Leagues Under the Vajayjay shit. 436 00:23:04,859 --> 00:23:06,994 Thank you for your effort. Next. 437 00:23:08,279 --> 00:23:10,623 I... I was already up here, 438 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:15,493 but I really think hair dolls can work, you guys. 439 00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:18,538 Jab. Jab. Come on, one, one. 440 00:23:18,539 --> 00:23:20,216 Hey! 441 00:23:20,749 --> 00:23:23,668 Can you wax on, wax off someplace else? 442 00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,587 She getting her rage out, T! 443 00:23:25,588 --> 00:23:27,255 Well, she's buildin' mine, yo! 444 00:23:27,256 --> 00:23:28,548 We tryin' to get some shit done here, 445 00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:30,675 and we can't with all that huffin' and puffin'! 446 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,344 You're wasting your time! 447 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:33,720 The hell you know? 448 00:23:33,721 --> 00:23:36,431 I know that Poussey wouldn't have wanted 449 00:23:36,432 --> 00:23:39,213 a wall of nautical sex motifs 450 00:23:39,224 --> 00:23:42,052 or death-themed macaroni art. 451 00:23:42,063 --> 00:23:43,813 She would've wanted something special. 452 00:23:43,814 --> 00:23:45,398 Like hair dolls. 453 00:23:45,399 --> 00:23:47,837 Like everybody coming together 454 00:23:47,848 --> 00:23:51,299 to create something beautiful and memorable. 455 00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:55,993 And what would that look like, O visionary warrior? 456 00:23:55,994 --> 00:23:58,796 You want to grunt an actual idea, maybe? 457 00:24:01,197 --> 00:24:03,072 So as you can see, it's, like... 458 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,752 way less crowded out here than it is in the dorms. 459 00:24:05,753 --> 00:24:09,339 And also, we have a thriving artistic community, 460 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:12,217 which I know is so important to you gays. 461 00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:14,136 What do you think, Von Barlow? 462 00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:16,304 - I mean, I do like the sunlight. - Uh-huh. 463 00:24:16,305 --> 00:24:19,233 Ah. Well, wait until you see the nightlife. 464 00:24:19,934 --> 00:24:21,726 And over here is our market district... 465 00:24:21,727 --> 00:24:23,061 When in Lesbos, huh? 466 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,230 You told me to blend. I'm blending. 467 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:28,483 Fucking the prison's lead stud isn't what I meant. 468 00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:31,528 Well, we're not fucking. We've agreed to take things slow. 469 00:24:31,529 --> 00:24:34,697 Oh. And what about your other beau? 470 00:24:34,698 --> 00:24:36,256 The one who's in the guard bubble, 471 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,910 probably being sodomized right about now? 472 00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:40,996 Listen, I told your blonde friend that Joe and I are over. 473 00:24:40,997 --> 00:24:43,415 Wait. You don't think they're really doing sodomy, do you? 474 00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,833 What do you care? You've got your new crush to worry about. 475 00:24:45,834 --> 00:24:48,586 Listen, I'm just trying to keep my head above water, okay? 476 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:50,047 When's this all gonna be over, anyway? 477 00:24:50,048 --> 00:24:52,090 Once she realizes you're not gonna put out. 478 00:24:52,091 --> 00:24:54,310 ...aromatherapy, and Shih Tzu. 479 00:24:54,635 --> 00:24:55,969 Is this one botherin' you? 480 00:24:55,970 --> 00:24:59,097 No. No, no. She's, uh, trying to trade something for deodorant. 481 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,317 Gum? Look what I have. 482 00:25:01,935 --> 00:25:04,352 Come on. There you go. 483 00:25:04,353 --> 00:25:05,979 Take a cold shower, Vause. She's with me. 484 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,198 - Shall we, Amelia? - Yes. 485 00:25:10,568 --> 00:25:12,453 Hey, you okay? 486 00:25:14,405 --> 00:25:16,156 Who the hell are you? 487 00:25:16,157 --> 00:25:19,284 What? It's me. They brushed my hair. 488 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,245 Your eyebrows. They're plural. 489 00:25:22,246 --> 00:25:25,415 I had three once. Back in my punk-rock days. 490 00:25:25,416 --> 00:25:27,584 I'm trying to picture that. 491 00:25:27,585 --> 00:25:30,462 - What's that? - It's Humphrey's. 492 00:25:30,463 --> 00:25:33,423 I thought we'd use it to lure Piscatella inside, 493 00:25:33,424 --> 00:25:36,176 but I can't figure out the passcode. 494 00:25:36,177 --> 00:25:38,386 You tried 1815? Battle of Waterloo? 495 00:25:38,387 --> 00:25:40,055 Of course. I'm not an idiot. 496 00:25:40,056 --> 00:25:41,520 What about "tits" spelled with numbers? 497 00:25:41,531 --> 00:25:42,571 That, too. 498 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:46,436 - Oh! Jeffrey Dahmer's birthday. - I've tried everything! It's useless! 499 00:25:46,437 --> 00:25:50,190 All that hard work was for nichevo! 500 00:25:50,191 --> 00:25:51,858 I'm a failure! 501 00:25:51,859 --> 00:25:55,778 I failed my girls! I failed you! 502 00:25:55,779 --> 00:25:59,542 Ay coño. Pull yourself together. Here. 503 00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:02,202 What is it? 504 00:26:02,203 --> 00:26:04,329 Just a vitamin. Works faster this way. 505 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:06,965 Sniff. 506 00:26:10,544 --> 00:26:11,628 Better? 507 00:26:11,629 --> 00:26:14,332 Oh, my God. 508 00:26:14,343 --> 00:26:17,152 The answer was right under our noses. 509 00:26:17,551 --> 00:26:18,801 So to speak. 510 00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:21,229 Come. I know what we must do. 511 00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:27,361 You look radiant, by the way. 512 00:26:30,898 --> 00:26:32,450 Where you think you're going? 513 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,818 Outside. My husband is coming for me. 514 00:26:35,819 --> 00:26:38,374 You go out there, the pigs are gonna throw you in Max 515 00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:39,489 faster than you can say, 516 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:41,741 "Please don't throw me in Max." 517 00:26:41,742 --> 00:26:45,745 Well, I have to talk to him. I have some very important news to share. 518 00:26:45,746 --> 00:26:46,936 Don't he text? 519 00:26:46,947 --> 00:26:49,517 I'm not gonna text my husband I'm pregnant, okay? 520 00:26:49,528 --> 00:26:52,627 Oops! You happy now? 521 00:26:52,628 --> 00:26:54,930 Yeah, that's not a good text. 522 00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:58,175 Or is it? I don't know you. 523 00:26:58,176 --> 00:26:59,884 Oh, you should tell him, like, 524 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:02,220 with one of those promposal videos online. 525 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,014 My cousin did one where he jumped out a helicopter. 526 00:27:05,015 --> 00:27:06,599 And it was written on the parachute? 527 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,894 Yeah. But he landed bad and shattered his pelvis. 528 00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,271 Couldn't dance after that. 529 00:27:11,272 --> 00:27:13,190 You know, that's not a bad idea. 530 00:27:13,191 --> 00:27:16,193 I should do something like that. This is big news, right? 531 00:27:16,194 --> 00:27:17,444 Yeah. 532 00:27:17,445 --> 00:27:20,280 But don't do the parachute thing. That's copying. 533 00:27:20,281 --> 00:27:23,876 No. No, I wouldn't do that. Mine is gonna be so much better. 534 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,620 How she even get pregnant? 535 00:27:27,621 --> 00:27:30,674 She didn't. Ain't you heard of Lorna la Loca? 536 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:33,135 Oh, that's Lorna la Loca? 537 00:27:33,877 --> 00:27:35,388 She's cuter than I thought. 538 00:27:40,050 --> 00:27:41,259 Nichols? 539 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:46,899 Ah. Man, didn't anyone ever teach you to knock? 540 00:27:47,183 --> 00:27:50,235 What, are you tryin' to drown yourself like a turkey in the rain? 541 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,698 Guess I just needed a soak. 542 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,568 Girl drama? 543 00:27:58,569 --> 00:28:01,717 I'm just having some serious feelings about, uh... 544 00:28:01,728 --> 00:28:04,176 inmate civil liberties. 545 00:28:05,868 --> 00:28:07,535 Yeah, you're not alone. 546 00:28:07,536 --> 00:28:08,828 Girls are the fucking worst. 547 00:28:08,829 --> 00:28:12,290 - Everything okay over there, boss? - Peachy, thanks. 548 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,834 Starting a lesbian biker cult? 549 00:28:14,835 --> 00:28:17,629 I guess my invite got lost in the mail, huh? 550 00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:18,796 It's not funny. 551 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:21,391 How does one destroy an army of clones? 552 00:28:21,884 --> 00:28:23,393 I missed that movie. 553 00:28:24,428 --> 00:28:26,471 Hey, maybe go blonde. Throw 'em off your scent. 554 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:30,400 Yeah, I'll be completely anonymous around here as a six-foot-tall blonde. 555 00:28:30,934 --> 00:28:33,070 Yeah, well, change is very important, actually. 556 00:28:33,896 --> 00:28:38,075 When my mom would, uh, catch my dad cheating, she would just... 557 00:28:39,193 --> 00:28:42,695 get a new hairdo, wax the bush, 558 00:28:42,696 --> 00:28:44,989 try some new eye shadow. Whatever. 559 00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:47,876 - Yeah. And that worked for her? - Well, no. 560 00:28:48,744 --> 00:28:51,296 But fucking his brother did. 561 00:28:51,705 --> 00:28:55,092 Uncle Ray really appreciated that kinda thing. 562 00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:59,754 See? 563 00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:02,674 Now your eyes don't look upside down no more. 564 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,217 This is great. 565 00:29:04,218 --> 00:29:06,093 I miss Heroin Barbie. 566 00:29:06,094 --> 00:29:07,605 You're welcome. 567 00:29:08,889 --> 00:29:11,484 I literally want to go fuck myself. 568 00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:14,186 Like, right now. 569 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:17,656 All right, Vause. Your idea, your turn. 570 00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:20,567 I'm having second thoughts. 571 00:29:20,568 --> 00:29:21,869 Ha! 572 00:29:22,778 --> 00:29:24,904 Don't be a chickenshit. 573 00:29:24,905 --> 00:29:25,988 Please? 574 00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:27,625 Let us fix your bustedness. 575 00:29:27,908 --> 00:29:31,244 - It's for the community. - Fine. 576 00:29:31,245 --> 00:29:33,589 - Yay! - A blank canvas. 577 00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:40,295 I'm thinkin' we go short. Right off the bat. Mmm-hmm. 578 00:29:40,296 --> 00:29:42,046 Yes, that'll be cute. What do you think? 579 00:29:42,047 --> 00:29:43,840 I don't know. That seems a little dramatic. 580 00:29:43,841 --> 00:29:46,843 True. And you do have weird ears. 581 00:29:46,844 --> 00:29:48,729 - No. - The right one's a little... 582 00:29:49,388 --> 00:29:51,014 No. No. No. 583 00:29:51,015 --> 00:29:53,734 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. Just... 584 00:29:55,478 --> 00:29:58,605 You need to line the top hem with the edge of the bed, 585 00:29:58,606 --> 00:30:01,399 then fold and tuck for maximum crispness! 586 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,111 - You should really listen to her. - Thank you. 587 00:30:05,112 --> 00:30:07,614 I was in the army for six years. I know how to make a goddamn bed. 588 00:30:07,615 --> 00:30:09,958 No wonder they use drones. 589 00:30:10,451 --> 00:30:11,794 This is fucked up. 590 00:30:12,286 --> 00:30:14,662 At least they took us out of that room with the shit bucket. 591 00:30:14,663 --> 00:30:16,331 This whole fuckin' place is a shit bucket. 592 00:30:16,332 --> 00:30:20,167 Why are we even doin' this? 'Cause some mental case wants playmates? 593 00:30:20,168 --> 00:30:22,137 Same reason I was born. 594 00:30:24,465 --> 00:30:26,308 Here... here she comes. 595 00:30:38,937 --> 00:30:40,355 Boo! 596 00:30:43,776 --> 00:30:46,036 Hmm. 597 00:30:49,323 --> 00:30:50,708 Hmm. 598 00:31:09,552 --> 00:31:11,594 Huh? Huh? Huh? 599 00:31:11,595 --> 00:31:14,648 Look at this, huh? 600 00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:18,226 I worked really hard on that. 601 00:31:18,227 --> 00:31:19,611 Uh... 602 00:31:20,521 --> 00:31:22,155 I'm sorry. 603 00:31:23,732 --> 00:31:25,993 Did you want to go to the Poo? 604 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:29,612 - 'Cause I can make that happen. - Oh, God. 605 00:31:29,613 --> 00:31:31,323 Not now. Not now. 606 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,876 Anybody else got somethin' they want to say? 607 00:31:36,579 --> 00:31:37,880 Huh? 608 00:31:38,789 --> 00:31:40,707 Hmm? 609 00:31:43,877 --> 00:31:46,764 - You want some, too? - No. No, I don't. 610 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:52,009 Yo, this is so... 611 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,678 Enjoying yourself? 612 00:31:55,556 --> 00:31:59,067 It's no Judy King slave, but it works. 613 00:31:59,768 --> 00:32:02,195 How long before we gotta return them? 614 00:32:02,896 --> 00:32:06,358 I paid four bags of mini Reese's Cups for they asses. 615 00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:08,827 We got time. Shit. 616 00:32:09,487 --> 00:32:12,029 And if they get out of line... 617 00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:14,866 we'll crack that whip on 'em. You feel me? 618 00:32:14,867 --> 00:32:17,034 Yeah. 619 00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,962 - Yes, ma'am. - Clink. 620 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,217 Now what do we do? 621 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:29,046 Now we settle into a witty banter 622 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:34,186 that is insightful but also comically aloof. 623 00:32:35,763 --> 00:32:37,680 Now you start. 624 00:32:37,681 --> 00:32:39,650 Oh. All right. 625 00:32:39,933 --> 00:32:41,443 Women, am I right? 626 00:32:43,937 --> 00:32:45,238 Or not. 627 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:50,317 Every generation bucks the established order. 628 00:32:50,318 --> 00:32:51,736 God knows we did it. 629 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,030 I remember '68, 630 00:32:54,031 --> 00:32:56,969 MLK, RFK, 631 00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:59,776 the first interracial Star Trek kiss. 632 00:32:59,787 --> 00:33:01,037 People thought it was Armageddon. 633 00:33:01,038 --> 00:33:03,397 Yet here we are, 50 years later, 634 00:33:03,408 --> 00:33:06,824 and still fighting over the same shit. 635 00:33:06,835 --> 00:33:08,836 If they want to throw a hissy fit, 636 00:33:08,837 --> 00:33:12,975 it's on them to clean up the Cheerios when it's over. 637 00:33:13,842 --> 00:33:16,386 Just 'cause we're their elders don't mean we got to wipe their ass 638 00:33:16,387 --> 00:33:20,306 - every time they take a shit, right? - Exactly. 639 00:33:20,307 --> 00:33:25,019 When the Helots tried to throw off the yoke of the Spartans at Laconia, 640 00:33:25,020 --> 00:33:28,773 the Gerousia didn't run out onto the battlefield, did they? 641 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:29,982 Gerousia? 642 00:33:29,983 --> 00:33:32,819 I think she dated my brother, Sal. 643 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,571 Gerousia Vitti. 644 00:33:34,572 --> 00:33:38,575 From the office-supply Vittis, not from the pepperoni Vittis. 645 00:33:38,576 --> 00:33:41,703 It means "elder council." 646 00:33:41,704 --> 00:33:45,498 - Point is, we put in our time. - Yeah, cheers to that. 647 00:33:45,499 --> 00:33:46,624 - Yeah. - Yeah, cheers. 648 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,043 It's your turn, Footjobs. 649 00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:50,336 Shit! 650 00:33:50,337 --> 00:33:53,297 Jesus, Gina! The hell you doin' over there? 651 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:56,133 It's a signal booster. The service sucks down here. 652 00:33:56,134 --> 00:33:58,812 Kids, always with the screens. 653 00:34:00,347 --> 00:34:02,432 - Oh! - Oh! That's game. 654 00:34:02,433 --> 00:34:06,102 ♪ Something unpredictable ♪ 655 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:08,864 ♪ But in the end it's right ♪ 656 00:34:09,356 --> 00:34:14,151 ♪ I hope you serve your time for your ♪ 657 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,362 ♪ Life ♪ 658 00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,799 Full bush. Half Snickers. 659 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,427 Revolting women. My sisters. 660 00:34:40,428 --> 00:34:43,180 Stand united. Better guards. 661 00:34:43,181 --> 00:34:44,891 Yummy snacks. 662 00:34:44,892 --> 00:34:46,559 Nicer yard. 663 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,229 Maxi Pads. Cleaner showers. 664 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:51,614 Voices screaming. 665 00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:53,399 Fight the power! 666 00:34:58,321 --> 00:34:59,915 That's my girl. 667 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:01,323 Get up there. 668 00:35:01,324 --> 00:35:03,660 Um, I can't. It's... it's too many people. 669 00:35:03,661 --> 00:35:05,995 You got this. Go. 670 00:35:05,996 --> 00:35:07,339 Go. 671 00:35:16,048 --> 00:35:19,300 Hey, Litchfield, how y'all doin'? Uh, it's good to be back here. 672 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:22,011 Uh, I'm gonna do some impressions for y'all today. 673 00:35:25,641 --> 00:35:27,099 Holy ravioli. 674 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:30,352 My husband put his mozzarella 675 00:35:30,353 --> 00:35:35,274 all over my baked ziti, and he told me that he loved me. 676 00:35:35,275 --> 00:35:37,318 Isn't that romantic? 677 00:35:37,319 --> 00:35:39,162 Lorna la Loca! 678 00:35:39,487 --> 00:35:42,782 Hey, blondie. Does the, uh, carpet match the drapes? 679 00:35:45,578 --> 00:35:47,995 Hey, uh, let me test the echo in your love cave. 680 00:35:47,996 --> 00:35:50,497 I promise, you'll only like it a lot. 681 00:35:50,498 --> 00:35:52,342 Nichols! 682 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:56,212 Oh, what's the matter? I'm not white enough for you? 683 00:35:56,213 --> 00:35:59,632 Yeah, okay! We get it. 684 00:35:59,633 --> 00:36:02,509 In Russia, we do not have Happy Meal. 685 00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:05,054 We have Unhappy Meal. 686 00:36:06,514 --> 00:36:08,775 Insult my food... 687 00:36:09,392 --> 00:36:10,685 I kill your family. 688 00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:22,196 So, you see, it's not one structure. 689 00:36:22,197 --> 00:36:25,568 It's a living, breathing example 690 00:36:25,579 --> 00:36:27,910 of what Poussey would've wanted this prison to be. 691 00:36:29,412 --> 00:36:31,673 And who's supposed to build all this? 692 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:35,302 All of us, as a community. 693 00:36:35,919 --> 00:36:38,771 We'll each do what we can and, together, 694 00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:41,609 create a portrait of Poussey. 695 00:36:42,217 --> 00:36:45,395 It'll be, like, a monument to her legacy. 696 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,558 Right. And then we all do Thriller. 697 00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:53,946 Mmm. 698 00:36:54,562 --> 00:36:57,106 Okay. I know that it seems crazy, 699 00:36:57,107 --> 00:37:00,567 but when Maya Lin conceived of the Vietnam Memorial, 700 00:37:00,568 --> 00:37:01,986 people thought she was crazy, too. 701 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:05,865 And now it's one of the most visited attractions in Washington, DC. 702 00:37:05,866 --> 00:37:09,410 You know, Larry and I did visit there once, and it was very moving. 703 00:37:09,411 --> 00:37:11,879 Well, this ain't Washington, DC. 704 00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:14,746 And I don't know who the fuck Larry is... 705 00:37:14,794 --> 00:37:16,028 - Mmm-hmm. - ... but I'm guessin' 706 00:37:16,075 --> 00:37:19,336 the demographic in here ain't very Larry-like. 707 00:37:19,337 --> 00:37:23,049 Fine. Go with the fuckin' hair dolls, then. I tried. 708 00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:24,133 Yes. 709 00:37:24,134 --> 00:37:26,894 Just wait. Wait. 710 00:37:28,305 --> 00:37:30,315 Let's at least give her a shot. 711 00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:33,776 I mean, it's this or we have clams. 712 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,993 Fine. 713 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,454 But don't fuck this up, Maya. 714 00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:53,871 There ain't no justice. 715 00:37:53,872 --> 00:37:56,999 Pushin' a cart like a retard ain't gonna get my finger back. 716 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,710 Yeah, but if we make enough money selling coffee, 717 00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,795 maybe we could hire better representation. 718 00:38:00,796 --> 00:38:03,047 Someone like... Oh! Johnnie Cock-hand! 719 00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,757 Who is Johnnie Cock-hand? 720 00:38:04,758 --> 00:38:07,301 From The BJ Story, my favorite porno. 721 00:38:07,302 --> 00:38:10,262 He totally got that black guy off. And off. 722 00:38:10,263 --> 00:38:14,100 The world don't work like pornos, Angie. I wish it did. 723 00:38:14,101 --> 00:38:17,937 The system's busted. We gotta take matters into our own hands. 724 00:38:17,938 --> 00:38:19,396 Okay, but can you use your good hand? 725 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,617 Because the other one looks like a tampon. I'm gonna gag and die. Gross. 726 00:38:23,694 --> 00:38:27,539 Whoa. That's quite a talent you got there. 727 00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:29,156 Thanks. 728 00:38:29,157 --> 00:38:34,254 Normally, street art, it scares me, but this is very pretty. 729 00:38:35,831 --> 00:38:37,331 I wasn't goin' for pretty. 730 00:38:37,332 --> 00:38:41,085 Oh. Well, I... I like how it tells a story. 731 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,379 How love gives you legs to stand on, 732 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:47,008 and without it, you're just a disgusting, deformed cripple. 733 00:38:47,009 --> 00:38:48,384 Can I help you with something? 734 00:38:48,385 --> 00:38:50,136 Oh, it's funny you should ask. 735 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:53,055 Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow some of your paints. 736 00:38:53,056 --> 00:38:55,349 My husband's on his way, and I... 737 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:59,896 I want to make him somethin' special to tell him the good news. 738 00:38:59,897 --> 00:39:01,739 We're havin' a baby. 739 00:39:03,691 --> 00:39:05,993 That's not always good news. 740 00:39:06,486 --> 00:39:08,654 Of course it is. 741 00:39:08,655 --> 00:39:10,948 - Oh, you don't know my Vinnie. - I don't have to. 742 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,408 They're all the same. 743 00:39:12,409 --> 00:39:14,493 As soon as shit gets real, they run. 744 00:39:14,494 --> 00:39:16,379 Even if they only have one fucking leg. 745 00:39:16,704 --> 00:39:19,040 What Vinnie and me have is different. 746 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,792 We made vows. 747 00:39:20,793 --> 00:39:23,470 "For better or for worse, in sickness and in health." 748 00:39:24,004 --> 00:39:26,139 He would never do that to me. 749 00:39:27,758 --> 00:39:30,092 Just borrow the blue. 750 00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:33,938 Oh, it's another sign! It's a boy! 751 00:39:34,139 --> 00:39:35,523 Thank you. 752 00:39:36,349 --> 00:39:40,186 The glory of revolt. It's like looking in a history textbook. 753 00:39:40,187 --> 00:39:43,272 One made possible by fetal alcohol syndrome. 754 00:39:43,273 --> 00:39:44,907 Interesting. 755 00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:48,995 - I was thinking more shaken baby. - Hmm. 756 00:39:49,905 --> 00:39:51,456 Mmm-hmm. 757 00:39:52,324 --> 00:39:56,118 I had thought about art history, but it just didn't seem practical. 758 00:39:56,119 --> 00:39:58,745 Yeah, I once thought about art history, and then I passed out drunk. 759 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:01,248 Damn. 760 00:40:01,249 --> 00:40:04,376 That's a real nice necklace you got. 761 00:40:04,377 --> 00:40:07,046 Personally, I think it'd be cuter on me. 762 00:40:07,047 --> 00:40:09,882 - What you think? - Yeah. 763 00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:11,843 Shit will make your eyes pop. 764 00:40:11,844 --> 00:40:14,261 Whoa, now back the fuck off. Come on. 765 00:40:14,262 --> 00:40:16,555 Oh, look like butchy want to play. 766 00:40:16,556 --> 00:40:17,723 Ooh. 767 00:40:17,724 --> 00:40:20,568 Anybody ever tell you size matters? 768 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:22,195 Motherfucker. 769 00:40:22,604 --> 00:40:24,021 Yeah, fuck off. 770 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:27,575 That's right. And it's Mr. Butch to you! 771 00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,360 Oh, my God. 772 00:40:35,533 --> 00:40:37,368 God! Fuck. 773 00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:45,251 Holy shit! 774 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,507 What's wrong with him? 775 00:40:51,508 --> 00:40:53,300 It's like half of him is very sad. 776 00:40:53,301 --> 00:40:55,594 Hey, pudding face. Wake up. 777 00:40:55,595 --> 00:40:57,138 We need your passcode. 778 00:40:57,139 --> 00:40:59,265 Christ. He's a vegetable. 779 00:40:59,266 --> 00:41:01,767 We don't need his brain. Just his finger. 780 00:41:01,768 --> 00:41:03,486 What are you talking about? 781 00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:07,365 See? It uses a fingerprint. 782 00:41:08,358 --> 00:41:10,952 We are living in the future. 783 00:41:11,694 --> 00:41:13,741 Or they are. Someone is. 784 00:41:13,752 --> 00:41:14,895 Now it's time for the other one. 785 00:41:17,659 --> 00:41:20,202 - What is he doin' here? - Trying to be a hero. 786 00:41:20,203 --> 00:41:23,080 Quick. Create a diversion while I get the fingerprint. 787 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,416 - How? - You're a woman. How? 788 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,219 - Use your sexuality. - Okay. 789 00:41:29,462 --> 00:41:31,181 Fucking Bond villain. 790 00:41:31,548 --> 00:41:33,090 This side feels a bit tender. 791 00:41:33,091 --> 00:41:36,593 - Is that okay for you? - Yeah, that... that's good. 792 00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:39,356 - Hey. - Can I help you? 793 00:41:39,847 --> 00:41:42,433 Do you come often to this place? 794 00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:44,527 I work here, so yes. 795 00:41:44,811 --> 00:41:47,822 I work here, too. I'm an inmate. 796 00:42:01,912 --> 00:42:04,672 What? No, no, no. 797 00:42:13,006 --> 00:42:14,423 I'm not gonna give you drugs. 798 00:42:14,424 --> 00:42:16,425 I don't want drugs. 799 00:42:16,426 --> 00:42:18,177 I want romance. 800 00:42:18,178 --> 00:42:19,636 He isn't interested. 801 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:21,180 Quiet, grandma. 802 00:42:21,181 --> 00:42:22,764 Okay, I think you need to leave. 803 00:42:22,765 --> 00:42:26,143 That's right. He's my Bollywood prince. 804 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,988 - Psst. - Fine. You can have him. 805 00:42:31,483 --> 00:42:33,910 - Oh. - Did you get it? 806 00:42:36,571 --> 00:42:38,864 Oh. Smart. 807 00:42:38,865 --> 00:42:42,284 And then the princess kissed the knight, 808 00:42:42,285 --> 00:42:44,328 and they ran away from the castle 809 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:49,634 to a place where her parents could never find them. 810 00:42:51,503 --> 00:42:53,721 And then they lived happily... 811 00:42:54,631 --> 00:42:56,057 ever... 812 00:42:58,301 --> 00:42:59,602 after! 813 00:43:01,013 --> 00:43:02,846 Until she got pregnant. 814 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,849 And then it was all "baby" this and "nursery" that. 815 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,812 She even stopped performing oral sex. Had to do with the hormones. 816 00:43:09,813 --> 00:43:12,991 And suddenly he realized, "This isn't where I want to be. 817 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:15,242 "I'm a fuckin' knight. 818 00:43:16,319 --> 00:43:18,455 I was born to kill." 819 00:43:18,821 --> 00:43:20,832 And in that moment, he understood... 820 00:43:22,825 --> 00:43:24,461 that he had to disappear. 821 00:43:26,579 --> 00:43:29,674 Into the night. 822 00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:34,387 Uh... I got nothin'. 823 00:43:35,005 --> 00:43:39,767 When in doubt, go with dragons. 824 00:43:40,302 --> 00:43:41,802 I'm gonna be honest. 825 00:43:41,803 --> 00:43:45,639 - I think that Josh boy... - want it. 826 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,485 He got that thirsty look in his eye. 827 00:43:48,976 --> 00:43:52,771 He could also just be thirsty, like... 828 00:43:52,772 --> 00:43:54,481 for water. 829 00:43:54,482 --> 00:43:55,607 Man. 830 00:43:55,608 --> 00:43:58,703 Why you gotta throw salt in my game? Like... 831 00:43:59,779 --> 00:44:01,697 Yo, it ain't that serious. 832 00:44:01,698 --> 00:44:04,908 My daughter used to play that story game with her friends. 833 00:44:06,578 --> 00:44:10,256 We used to have sleepovers at my house during summer. 834 00:44:10,873 --> 00:44:13,050 They'd set up a tent in the yard... 835 00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:16,388 beg me to make my famous brownies. 836 00:44:19,257 --> 00:44:20,850 You miss her, huh? 837 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,102 You have no idea. 838 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,066 I'll be back. 839 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:32,194 You got this? 840 00:44:33,521 --> 00:44:35,114 Yeah, I got this. 841 00:44:39,361 --> 00:44:40,902 So the princess got another abortion. 842 00:44:40,903 --> 00:44:44,240 - What? Ugh! - And, uh, when the king found out, 843 00:44:44,241 --> 00:44:47,627 he freaked and locked her in a tower for the rest of her life. 844 00:44:49,537 --> 00:44:51,005 The end. 845 00:44:51,664 --> 00:44:53,591 That's what I would do. 846 00:44:54,834 --> 00:44:56,042 You guys are animals. 847 00:44:56,043 --> 00:44:57,344 Hey! 848 00:44:57,754 --> 00:45:01,215 This ain't no damn slumber party. Back to your bunks! 849 00:45:01,216 --> 00:45:03,175 - Aw. - Now! 850 00:45:03,176 --> 00:45:05,937 - Aw, man. - Fucking guards, man. 851 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:11,808 My wife is in there. 852 00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:14,645 I don't care if Taylor Swift is in there. No one's gettin' in. 853 00:45:14,646 --> 00:45:17,189 - This is bullshit. - Okay, sir. 854 00:45:17,190 --> 00:45:19,858 What's your name? Hopper? Is there somebody else I can talk to? 855 00:45:19,859 --> 00:45:21,869 - Somebody in charge? - No, I'm in charge, sir. 856 00:45:23,446 --> 00:45:24,571 Vinnie! 857 00:45:24,572 --> 00:45:25,844 Guys, we got a woman on the roof. 858 00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:27,814 Vinnie, I'm over here! 859 00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:29,060 Look at this. 860 00:45:29,071 --> 00:45:30,869 - Over here! - Come on. Let's go. 861 00:45:30,870 --> 00:45:33,372 - Vinnie! - That what I think it is? 862 00:45:33,373 --> 00:45:35,040 It's a surrender. 863 00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:37,125 Oh. Oh, shoot. 864 00:45:37,126 --> 00:45:38,886 There are words on it. 865 00:45:39,254 --> 00:45:41,838 - "Lasagna in the oven"? - Vinnie! 866 00:45:41,839 --> 00:45:44,966 - Jesus, is that a threat? - Holy shit. 867 00:45:44,967 --> 00:45:48,835 Honey, do you get it? It's our hilarious joke! 868 00:45:48,846 --> 00:45:50,847 I don't think he can hear you. 869 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:53,484 That woman looks mentally ill. 870 00:45:53,495 --> 00:45:56,562 - Jesus fucking Christ. - Your wife, I take it? 871 00:45:56,563 --> 00:45:58,730 No. Wrong prison. Excuse me. 872 00:45:58,731 --> 00:46:00,533 - Excuse me. - I love you! 873 00:46:01,253 --> 00:46:02,734 Honey! 874 00:46:02,735 --> 00:46:04,161 Vinnie! 875 00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:08,040 - Where are you going? - Maybe he got diarrhea. 876 00:46:08,741 --> 00:46:10,835 No, he doesn't have diarrhea. 877 00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:13,662 Vinnie! 878 00:46:13,663 --> 00:46:16,207 Where is he go... Vinnie! 879 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,500 Vinnie, honey, I'm here! 880 00:46:18,501 --> 00:46:21,712 Vinnie, where are you going? I'm right here! 881 00:46:21,713 --> 00:46:24,807 Vinnie! No, don't go! 882 00:46:26,133 --> 00:46:28,552 Maybe you should've went with another metaphor. 883 00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:49,707 Allahu Akbar. 884 00:47:09,218 --> 00:47:11,553 - I hope it's a book burning. - Fingers crossed. 885 00:47:26,736 --> 00:47:29,496 Hi, everyone. Um... 886 00:47:30,156 --> 00:47:32,333 Uh, thank you for bringing your books. 887 00:47:33,493 --> 00:47:35,911 In honor of Poussey, 888 00:47:35,912 --> 00:47:40,374 I'd like to welcome you all to the new Litchfield Community Library. 889 00:47:40,375 --> 00:47:43,859 Now, as you can see, it's no longer just one room, 890 00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:45,837 but it's everywhere. 891 00:47:45,838 --> 00:47:48,840 Um, so just take your book, replace it with another. 892 00:47:48,841 --> 00:47:49,966 Kind of like a book swap. 893 00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:54,305 And no, uh, smoking, 'cause, like, you know, paper. 894 00:47:54,306 --> 00:47:56,398 Um, and no stealing. 895 00:47:56,933 --> 00:47:59,142 And no flash photography. 896 00:47:59,143 --> 00:48:02,154 Just be respectful. Okay. 897 00:48:03,773 --> 00:48:06,317 - Oh, wow. Nice. - Wow. 898 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:36,480 So simple. 899 00:48:37,264 --> 00:48:39,483 Maybe I should learn how to read. 900 00:48:56,743 --> 00:48:59,545 You brought her favorite. 901 00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:02,924 Listen, I'm sorry about last night. 902 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:07,075 I was drunk and insensitive and rude, 903 00:49:07,086 --> 00:49:09,004 and you did not deserve that. 904 00:49:09,005 --> 00:49:10,472 It's okay. 905 00:49:11,591 --> 00:49:13,350 No, it's not. 906 00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,938 I know how much she meant to you. 907 00:49:18,347 --> 00:49:20,482 And how much you meant to her. 908 00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:24,144 Look, I get it. 909 00:49:24,145 --> 00:49:27,063 Trust me. I'm pissed off, just like you. 910 00:49:27,064 --> 00:49:28,574 I ain't hungry. 911 00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:30,702 I can't sleep. 912 00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:34,163 And every time I close my eyes, I see her. 913 00:49:37,241 --> 00:49:39,626 At least you're doing something about it. 914 00:49:40,327 --> 00:49:42,088 It don't matter. 915 00:49:42,705 --> 00:49:44,548 She ain't comin' back. 916 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:14,235 It ain't no Dewey decimal system, but... 917 00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:18,040 ... it's all right. 918 00:50:39,679 --> 00:50:40,804 Hot, baby! 919 00:50:40,805 --> 00:50:42,940 - Hey. Okay? - All right. 920 00:50:59,741 --> 00:51:01,658 Another work of art. 921 00:51:03,244 --> 00:51:05,963 You're, like, the Basquiat to my Warhol. 922 00:51:06,914 --> 00:51:08,590 I was gonna say that. 923 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,645 Wait. When is the last time you showered? 924 00:51:29,646 --> 00:51:31,697 You smell like burnt Cheetos. 925 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:33,740 Oh, shut up. 926 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:39,621 Are those braids? 927 00:51:50,082 --> 00:51:52,167 Uh-oh. 928 00:51:52,168 --> 00:51:53,710 Pothead alert. 929 00:51:59,258 --> 00:52:03,261 - What the... - Yes! Signal booster's working. I rule. 930 00:52:10,770 --> 00:52:13,405 Who's Benny? Your boyfriend? 931 00:52:16,108 --> 00:52:17,409 No. 932 00:52:19,153 --> 00:52:20,829 My son. 933 00:52:27,244 --> 00:52:28,954 How about the little scared cryin' face? 934 00:52:28,955 --> 00:52:30,288 No! 935 00:52:30,289 --> 00:52:32,999 We have to get inside the man's head. 936 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,587 We need Piscatella to believe he's actually talking to Humphrey. 937 00:52:36,588 --> 00:52:38,776 I see. So you're sayin'... 938 00:52:38,787 --> 00:52:41,615 knife, gun, bomb, then prayers' hands. 939 00:52:41,634 --> 00:52:43,769 Oh, give that to me. 940 00:52:44,971 --> 00:52:46,605 "Piscatella... 941 00:52:47,473 --> 00:52:49,025 "it's Humps. 942 00:52:50,351 --> 00:52:52,945 "We need your help. 943 00:52:53,562 --> 00:52:55,364 Are you there?" 944 00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,451 See? Simple, clean. 945 00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:04,865 I still feel it's missing something. 946 00:53:20,381 --> 00:53:21,673 Sorry. We're out. 947 00:53:21,674 --> 00:53:23,591 I waited 20 fucking minutes! 948 00:53:23,592 --> 00:53:25,636 What happened to the cold brew? It was right here. 949 00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:27,438 I don't know. Ask your partner. 950 00:53:28,264 --> 00:53:30,556 Oh, hell no. I know you ain't calling me a thief. 951 00:53:30,557 --> 00:53:33,351 - I sure as hell didn't take it. - Never trust a white bitch. 952 00:53:33,352 --> 00:53:35,061 Who you callin' a bitch, spic? 953 00:53:35,062 --> 00:53:37,156 Who you calling a spic, cracker? 954 00:53:39,025 --> 00:53:42,068 - They ain't got no coffee! - What? 955 00:53:58,878 --> 00:54:00,387 Who was that? 956 00:54:01,505 --> 00:54:02,923 Nobody. 957 00:54:02,924 --> 00:54:04,340 What? 958 00:54:04,341 --> 00:54:07,218 Lourdes, I can't hear you. 959 00:54:07,219 --> 00:54:08,854 Stop crying. 960 00:54:09,972 --> 00:54:11,732 What hospital is he in? 961 00:54:12,474 --> 00:54:13,817 What? 962 00:54:14,435 --> 00:54:16,528 Stop crying. I can't hear you. 963 00:54:17,396 --> 00:54:20,199 Well... well, what did the doctor say? 964 00:54:24,111 --> 00:54:25,912 Lourdes, listen to me! 965 00:54:26,989 --> 00:54:29,500 What did the doctor say, Lourdes? 966 00:54:38,667 --> 00:54:40,293 What are you doing? Let go of me! 967 00:54:40,294 --> 00:54:41,962 What are you doing? 968 00:54:41,963 --> 00:54:43,629 No! It's for the community! 969 00:54:43,630 --> 00:54:46,174 Leanne, no! Please, no! 970 00:54:46,175 --> 00:54:47,843 Let go of me. 971 00:55:39,249 --> 00:55:44,640 KatmovieHD.nl