1 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:06,708 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:34,803 Turn it off! 3 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,342 In the Kalahari Desert, the unsuspecting meerkat clan is unaware 4 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:17,216 they are prey to the desert's most savage predators. 5 00:02:17,241 --> 00:02:19,702 - Oh. - Meerkats are social by nature... 6 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,726 ...burrowing deep into large underground networks, 7 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:26,563 where they create colonies with up to 30 meerkats in a colony. 8 00:02:26,655 --> 00:02:27,948 Jesus Christ. 9 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:32,194 Where's the remote? 10 00:02:32,781 --> 00:02:34,658 Could somebody shut off those rats? 11 00:02:35,056 --> 00:02:39,396 Oh, no, no, they're not rats. They're meerkats and they are so cute! 12 00:02:39,488 --> 00:02:41,657 Look at them, standing up like little people. 13 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:43,950 Oh, I found the remote! Remote found. 14 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,577 Thank you. God... 15 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:51,757 - What time is it? - Uh... it is 6:47. 16 00:02:51,788 --> 00:02:54,011 Jesus. And isn't the whole point of a riot 17 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:56,070 that you get to hit snooze on prison? 18 00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:57,673 Oh, my God. You guys, look at this. 19 00:02:57,756 --> 00:02:59,049 Scattered reports this morning 20 00:02:59,132 --> 00:03:02,678 that Judy King has been taken hostage at Litchfield Penitentiary 21 00:03:02,761 --> 00:03:05,134 in what appears to be a possible terror situation. 22 00:03:05,159 --> 00:03:07,161 - Holy shit! - No word yet on her condition... 23 00:03:07,432 --> 00:03:09,643 You tellin' me that we could have gotten up to that roof? 24 00:03:09,726 --> 00:03:13,229 Why aren't we hanging out up there? You know, I love a view. 25 00:03:13,313 --> 00:03:16,650 Fucking morons. Jesus. Uh, who... who is that? 26 00:03:17,901 --> 00:03:18,902 Is that Yoga? 27 00:03:18,985 --> 00:03:21,655 Change it to Fox. Me and Vinnie, we watch Fox. 28 00:03:21,738 --> 00:03:22,989 Absolutely not. 29 00:03:24,982 --> 00:03:27,202 Live at the scene here at Litchfield Prison, 30 00:03:27,285 --> 00:03:28,870 as details continue to trickle in 31 00:03:28,954 --> 00:03:33,374 about the late-night terrorist attack on Judy King and her Christian faith. 32 00:03:33,458 --> 00:03:37,212 Some reports indicate that there is a political and violent uprising 33 00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:38,463 taking place within the prison. 34 00:03:38,547 --> 00:03:41,257 But News 4 has found exclusive online footage 35 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:43,218 that tells quite a different story. 36 00:03:47,915 --> 00:03:49,875 That's where the chicken à la king went. 37 00:03:52,518 --> 00:03:55,438 Mr. Pearson, the governor's on line one. 38 00:03:57,733 --> 00:04:00,645 Hutch! How's it going, buddy? I haven't seen you since Tommy... 39 00:04:00,696 --> 00:04:05,200 Why are al-Qaeda terrorists torturing the red states' favorite chef 40 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,568 on the roof of your prison? 41 00:04:06,593 --> 00:04:10,299 Uh, look, I know it doesn't look good, but, uh... 42 00:04:10,324 --> 00:04:13,828 It looks like a fucking PR nightmare during my election year. 43 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:17,460 - Are you storming? - Uh, no. They... they have hostages. 44 00:04:17,543 --> 00:04:22,758 MCC can't have hostage bloodshed. We're... we're standing down. 45 00:04:22,841 --> 00:04:25,176 Is that what CERT advised? 46 00:04:25,201 --> 00:04:27,738 - CERT? - Correctional Emergency Response Team. 47 00:04:27,763 --> 00:04:29,931 Do you not have a CERT team on the scene? 48 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:32,767 We're sort of between CERT teams right now. 49 00:04:32,851 --> 00:04:36,479 For fuck's sake! I'm sending a team over and I'm billing MCC up the ass. 50 00:04:36,562 --> 00:04:39,775 You listen to their assessment of casualty risk 51 00:04:39,858 --> 00:04:41,693 and you let them de-escalate this mess. 52 00:04:41,777 --> 00:04:43,111 I consider you a friend, Jack... 53 00:04:43,194 --> 00:04:45,822 ...but I can't believe how badly you shit the bed on this. 54 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,741 Worse than when my beagle had butt cancer. 55 00:04:47,824 --> 00:04:49,242 I'm so sorry to hear about Blanche. 56 00:04:49,325 --> 00:04:51,841 - Is she okay? - The dog's fine. 57 00:04:51,955 --> 00:04:53,623 Get your inmates off my TV. 58 00:04:54,455 --> 00:04:56,373 You steppin' ass first? 59 00:04:56,398 --> 00:04:58,567 If you wanna score the Latin and African American markets, 60 00:04:58,877 --> 00:05:00,759 - it's all about that bass. - Oh. 61 00:05:00,784 --> 00:05:04,634 White, I just turn to the side, tits, ass. 62 00:05:05,032 --> 00:05:07,761 And the schoolgirl outfits hits Asians. 63 00:05:07,844 --> 00:05:10,055 - Shit. You really know your demos. - Yeah. 64 00:05:10,138 --> 00:05:11,556 Oh, my God, here they come! 65 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,548 Are you ready? 66 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:14,263 We're gonna be super famous! 67 00:05:14,475 --> 00:05:17,145 Don't forget to smize. 68 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:20,356 Nuh-uh. You smize. I'm squinching and teeging. 69 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:23,443 - Over here! - Yo, let me get in there. 70 00:05:23,526 --> 00:05:26,237 - Wow! - Wow! Look at you and those lips. 71 00:05:26,321 --> 00:05:28,114 Pidge said I needed some drama on my face. 72 00:05:28,198 --> 00:05:29,949 It was this or mascara, and I don't like 73 00:05:29,974 --> 00:05:31,809 shit around my eyes 'cause I got allergies 74 00:05:31,868 --> 00:05:34,370 and I rub and then I look like one of them girls who cry. 75 00:05:34,454 --> 00:05:36,622 - Oh, it's good. Yeah, cute. - Yeah, mmm-hmm. 76 00:05:36,707 --> 00:05:38,249 Uh, I'm totally liking it. 77 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,379 You should try doing the prune lips like an Olsen twin, like this. 78 00:05:42,462 --> 00:05:43,504 Mmm. 79 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:45,924 All right, can we just get the two on the right? 80 00:05:46,007 --> 00:05:47,913 Other one looks like a boy. Get him out! 81 00:05:47,991 --> 00:05:49,409 Get out of the way! Yeah, you! 82 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:51,637 What? My drama face ain't good enough for your little pictures? 83 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:55,741 Well, if you don't like my face, maybe you'll like this! 84 00:05:55,780 --> 00:05:58,909 Oh, my God! Shit. 85 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:02,662 Never work with animals, children or naked buttholes. 86 00:06:07,167 --> 00:06:09,002 Why are you walking like you're 90? 87 00:06:09,085 --> 00:06:12,704 Because we slept in a digger bucket, and I can't feel my neck. 88 00:06:12,751 --> 00:06:16,964 I once dated a girl named Digger. Her parents ran a cemetery. 89 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,715 She stole me a ring off a corpse. 90 00:06:18,745 --> 00:06:22,456 How romantic. Illegal and creepy, but very romantic. 91 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,823 She left me for a professional water-skier. 92 00:06:24,854 --> 00:06:27,349 She said she was the only woman who ever looked hot in a life vest. 93 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:28,475 How do you fight that? 94 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:31,187 I think we need more padding. Like a base layer. 95 00:06:31,270 --> 00:06:34,518 You know, like a... like a tarp or something. 96 00:06:34,551 --> 00:06:36,220 Whoa. I didn't even ask you to move in, Pipes. 97 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:38,629 That's, uh... that's pretty presumptuous. 98 00:06:38,861 --> 00:06:42,656 Alex Vause, may I put my prison-issue mattress 99 00:06:42,739 --> 00:06:48,454 next to your bulldozer scoopie thingy, and ride out a nightmare with you? 100 00:06:48,537 --> 00:06:49,705 You may. 101 00:06:54,442 --> 00:06:56,812 Will I not like you when you get very angry? 102 00:06:56,837 --> 00:06:57,838 I'm repurposing. 103 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:00,556 Huh. 104 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:04,607 Do you want me to help you rip off the other one? 105 00:07:04,636 --> 00:07:06,680 Is it driving you crazy? 106 00:07:06,763 --> 00:07:07,932 No. 107 00:07:09,475 --> 00:07:11,941 Yes. You know that I need symmetry! 108 00:07:12,003 --> 00:07:14,673 - It's hard to look at, huh? - Now you're just being a bully. 109 00:07:14,939 --> 00:07:19,401 Okay, fine. This is a gift for you. 110 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,335 It's no corpse ring, but it'll have to do. 111 00:07:25,491 --> 00:07:29,703 Daya! Hey, I've been looking for you. 112 00:07:29,786 --> 00:07:31,273 You found something to eat okay? 113 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:33,265 Why, you wanna jack me for my Pop-Tart? 114 00:07:33,332 --> 00:07:36,043 Hey. I know you don't understand what I did or why I did it, but... 115 00:07:36,068 --> 00:07:37,485 You're right. I don't understand. 116 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:40,047 This whole fucking time you didn't say nothing. 117 00:07:40,131 --> 00:07:43,002 And you fucking hit me in my head. I could have a football injury. 118 00:07:43,111 --> 00:07:45,427 - I got a wicked headache. - You shot a guard. 119 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:47,737 You weren't acting like a responsible gun owner. 120 00:07:47,817 --> 00:07:48,902 I don't care. 121 00:07:49,348 --> 00:07:50,933 - I don't care if he dies. - And I do? 122 00:07:50,958 --> 00:07:52,831 We all think about taking down these cabrones, 123 00:07:52,894 --> 00:07:56,081 but we don't act on it 'cause we got things to live for. 124 00:07:56,178 --> 00:07:58,305 You gotta get outta here and see your girl. 125 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:02,912 Look at me. Hey. 126 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:07,241 You need to take a timeout, okay? 127 00:08:07,324 --> 00:08:09,850 Why don't you help me clean up? We could do it together. 128 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:12,250 Busy hands could help clear your head, huh? 129 00:08:13,372 --> 00:08:15,791 My head hurts, all right? 130 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:18,252 I want nothing to do with you. 131 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:21,096 Maybe your shadow can help you play cleanup. 132 00:08:21,505 --> 00:08:23,966 - My what? - Good morning. 133 00:08:24,706 --> 00:08:25,748 What's for breakfast? 134 00:08:27,844 --> 00:08:29,180 You're looking at it. 135 00:08:29,205 --> 00:08:32,546 Um, no. I'm not. 136 00:08:32,757 --> 00:08:35,844 Breakfast is supposed to be served between 4:30 and 7:00. 137 00:08:35,937 --> 00:08:38,940 Today's offerings should include a hot grits, 138 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:42,609 a whole wheat bread or coffee cake, a margarine pat and skim milk. 139 00:08:42,634 --> 00:08:46,179 - Sometimes there's a surprise, like... - Okay, yeah. Breakfast is canceled. 140 00:08:51,446 --> 00:08:53,990 Breakfast is canceled... 141 00:08:56,716 --> 00:08:57,717 Fine. 142 00:09:06,858 --> 00:09:09,486 Breakfast, okay? 143 00:09:09,511 --> 00:09:12,764 Oh! Thank you! 144 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,681 This is the surprise, for sure. 145 00:09:14,836 --> 00:09:18,507 Um, by any chance, will there be a spoon made available? 146 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:26,877 Yeah, I'll get one. Sit down. 147 00:09:44,435 --> 00:09:45,521 Oh, what the hell. 148 00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:53,197 Okay. Pick a color. You want gel? 149 00:09:53,222 --> 00:09:55,099 Uh, no. Um... 150 00:09:56,392 --> 00:09:58,685 - I want to apply for a job here. - Hmm? 151 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:01,998 - You got a sign outside... - It's meter parking, yeah. 152 00:10:02,023 --> 00:10:03,774 No. 153 00:10:03,857 --> 00:10:07,319 I want to work here. Do nails. 154 00:10:08,237 --> 00:10:10,197 I do manicures. I did these. 155 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,595 Oh. 156 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:17,788 Exactly. I'm a fuckin' artist with this shit. 157 00:10:17,871 --> 00:10:20,707 I did my toes, too. See that? 158 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:24,103 Cheetah. You know... 159 00:10:24,128 --> 00:10:25,379 Yes. Good. 160 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:28,799 - Great. So how much you paying me? - Twenty dollars a day. 161 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,842 What? Uh-uh. 162 00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:32,594 - That's way too low. - No, no, no. 163 00:10:32,678 --> 00:10:35,222 You pay me to train. 164 00:10:35,619 --> 00:10:36,807 - To train? - Mmm-hmm. 165 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,309 In what? 166 00:10:38,361 --> 00:10:40,155 I'd buff circles around these sashimi bitches. 167 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:43,980 Two weeks train, or you go now. 168 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:48,985 You know what, you can shit up a rope with your $20 a day. 169 00:10:49,277 --> 00:10:50,394 And it's your loss. 170 00:10:50,419 --> 00:10:52,881 I would have had this place packed, with lines out the door. 171 00:10:53,157 --> 00:10:54,991 Charging people to work? 172 00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:58,745 This is America, lady. Slavery ain't legal here! 173 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:09,756 Mei... are you in here against your will? 174 00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:16,488 Come on, slave! We're hangry! 175 00:11:16,513 --> 00:11:20,016 How long does it take to fry, poach and scramble some damn eggs? 176 00:11:20,109 --> 00:11:23,695 Ladies, I am moving as fast as I can. You know, all I have is powdered eggs. 177 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,606 Did we say you could talk? 178 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,384 Yeah, just make it rain, King. 179 00:11:27,409 --> 00:11:29,041 What the fuck did y'all do? 180 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,862 Did y'all see the news? They think y'all terrorists! 181 00:11:31,945 --> 00:11:33,239 We know. We saw. 182 00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:34,651 And they had no right to call us bin Ladens 183 00:11:34,676 --> 00:11:36,558 without checking who we were under those Ewok hats. 184 00:11:36,617 --> 00:11:38,702 - The whole thing's totally offensive. - Fuckin' media. 185 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:42,414 What's offensive is that a photograph of two idiots wearing hijabs 186 00:11:42,498 --> 00:11:44,457 automatically gets labelled as terrorism. 187 00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:46,335 Hey, do I smell eggs? 188 00:11:46,418 --> 00:11:49,296 Ooh! Let me get one of them over easy, JK! 189 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:51,882 No way, she's our slave. 190 00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:54,385 And over easy's nasty. All that egg slime. 191 00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:56,390 Bitch, egg snot the best part. 192 00:11:56,570 --> 00:11:58,222 - Splooge-y. - Y'all crazy. 193 00:11:58,305 --> 00:12:00,224 Over easy's the only way to cook an egg. 194 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:01,933 Ain't that right, Jude? 195 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,520 Over medium is considered the gold standard. 196 00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:06,700 In your face! 197 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:10,481 Shocking. The white lady backs up the other whites about egg whites. 198 00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:14,243 Look, we need to borrow D-list Martha Stewart for a while. 199 00:12:14,345 --> 00:12:16,945 We need to show the media that she ain't locked up in a closet 200 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,535 with a bag over her head and jumper cables on her nips. 201 00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:21,912 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - What the fuck? 202 00:12:21,937 --> 00:12:24,516 She's our property and we're not in the lending business. 203 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:25,547 That's Jews. 204 00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:29,524 Yeah, maybe you didn't hear her. We taking the bitch, so excuse us. 205 00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:32,156 Oh, so this is communism now? We give you whatever for free? 206 00:12:32,181 --> 00:12:35,634 Nah, our whole lives is you people taking from us for free. 207 00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:39,638 If you want her, you gotta buy her, like an American. 208 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,329 That's the deal. 209 00:12:48,725 --> 00:12:49,934 What do you want for her? 210 00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:51,775 What you got? 211 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:55,321 Aw, shit! You seeing this? 212 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:57,531 Yes. And I disagree. 213 00:12:57,614 --> 00:13:01,535 I think Boo's giving tree actually does more takin' away than giving. 214 00:13:01,922 --> 00:13:04,246 - How so? - The tree's a sign of goodness. 215 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,622 But when it gets filled with cement, 216 00:13:05,706 --> 00:13:09,125 the tree symbolizes what's been taken from Scout, her innocence. 217 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:12,087 Plus, she's got that dumb name. 218 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,257 Okay, permission slips, people! 219 00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:18,219 I need them before we get on the bus tomorrow. 220 00:13:18,302 --> 00:13:20,429 Uh, Janae, I'd like to speak with you. 221 00:13:20,512 --> 00:13:22,616 Ooh. Watson getting called out. 222 00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:23,892 Yeah, right. For what? 223 00:13:27,987 --> 00:13:30,347 - Here, I got my permission slip. - Ah, excellent. 224 00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:32,899 I want to make sure you're coming tomorrow. You excited? 225 00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,972 - Yeah. I guess. - I'm excited for you. 226 00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,946 Doors are gonna open if you keep working hard, Janae. 227 00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,826 I want you to see what's behind some of those doors. 228 00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:42,844 Okay. Great. See you tomorrow. 229 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:48,717 Okay. So after flossing my teeth, 230 00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:51,466 and doing that under-eye cream we talked about, 231 00:13:51,549 --> 00:13:55,052 I go to here, Spanish Harlem. 232 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,971 I know it looks messy and everything, 233 00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:59,474 but it's because we have that protest and everything. 234 00:13:59,557 --> 00:14:05,062 My bunk is over there, and right here, we have Pidge and Ouija. 235 00:14:05,146 --> 00:14:07,440 Or Peejee. Say hi, you guys! 236 00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:10,875 - No one calls us that. - I didn't sign a release. 237 00:14:12,945 --> 00:14:16,240 Okay, so over here, we have Maria. 238 00:14:16,324 --> 00:14:20,662 I made this selfie stick out of a plunger and duct tape. 239 00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:24,123 Look at the link below if you want directions. 240 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:30,083 And over here, we have my best friend, Maritza. 241 00:14:30,108 --> 00:14:31,779 - Say hi, chiquita. - No! Go away! 242 00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:33,550 I already took my face off from this morning. 243 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:36,389 - I gotta put a new one on. - No. This is a day in the life. 244 00:14:36,538 --> 00:14:37,670 For the people. 245 00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:40,181 Tell them what you're doing. Come on. 246 00:14:40,265 --> 00:14:43,435 Okay, fine. 247 00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:46,438 Hi, everybody! 248 00:14:46,521 --> 00:14:49,941 Okay, so what I'm doing now is contour and highlight. 249 00:14:50,024 --> 00:14:51,108 When I wasn't in prison, 250 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:55,405 I would do this with a MAC Pro Palette and a #19 fan brush. 251 00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:59,867 But in here, I use three spices that you can find in any kitchen. 252 00:14:59,951 --> 00:15:02,287 - Okay. - Cinnamon... 253 00:15:02,370 --> 00:15:03,913 cumin... 254 00:15:03,996 --> 00:15:05,623 and Sazón Goya. 255 00:15:05,707 --> 00:15:09,168 Yes, your face will smell like your abuela's pork. 256 00:15:09,252 --> 00:15:15,008 But listen, you gotta make sacrifices if you wanna look DIY fly like me. 257 00:15:16,033 --> 00:15:18,843 First... contour. 258 00:15:31,524 --> 00:15:33,109 Where's the cheese? 259 00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:39,318 Fuck. 260 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:42,719 What cheese? 261 00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:45,997 I had cheese, didn't I? 262 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,281 Whoa! 263 00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:51,949 Check it out. Your puke is purple. 264 00:15:52,128 --> 00:15:54,756 Yeah, 'cause the cough syrup's red... 265 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:58,036 and something was blue. 266 00:16:03,723 --> 00:16:04,849 Hey! 267 00:16:07,894 --> 00:16:09,145 Someone stole the fucking gun. 268 00:16:11,398 --> 00:16:14,433 No, they didn't. We hid it, remember? 269 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:17,362 - We did? - In the secret place! 270 00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:23,491 Oh, yeah. The secret place where no one else would ever find it. 271 00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:33,905 I'm from Hebei province in China, 272 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:38,284 56 years old, 108 pounds, and... 273 00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,436 I'm annoying as fuck? Who is Mei Chang? 274 00:16:40,704 --> 00:16:43,493 - Damn, Ouij! - Stop pitching me softies. Come on. 275 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,260 All right. 276 00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:46,876 All right. 277 00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:48,670 Okay. 278 00:16:49,796 --> 00:16:56,386 I'm from Omaha, Nebraska, 46 years old, 130 pounds, 279 00:16:56,470 --> 00:17:01,475 ashy-blonde hair and I'm doing nine for media piracy. 280 00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,435 - Who is White Cindy? - Seriously? 281 00:17:03,518 --> 00:17:06,187 Yo! My ass was just on the news! 282 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,228 Yo, we're all on the news, dumbass. 283 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:11,187 It's good 'cause people need to start taking us serious... 284 00:17:11,227 --> 00:17:15,086 No, my actual ass. See. 285 00:17:15,475 --> 00:17:17,645 Yo. 286 00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:19,576 Oh... 287 00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,505 Really? Way to keep it classy, perra. 288 00:17:22,644 --> 00:17:25,772 - That hoo-ha out, too? Shit. - I put it all out. 289 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:30,670 Um, can I help you with something? 290 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,715 Where's Caputo? He's not in the pen with the other little piggies. 291 00:17:33,798 --> 00:17:35,404 Nah, we put him in the Poo. Why? 292 00:17:35,584 --> 00:17:37,962 I'm going to rip his balls off. 293 00:17:40,278 --> 00:17:41,404 Oh, shit. 294 00:17:43,026 --> 00:17:46,404 Oh, this fucking guy again. All morning, "I gotta go, I gotta go." 295 00:17:46,487 --> 00:17:47,656 Need to go to the bathroom! 296 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:49,533 I think he gotta go big bathroom. 297 00:17:49,558 --> 00:17:52,728 I think that you need to shut the fuck up. 298 00:17:52,963 --> 00:17:55,665 We gave you a bucket. Use the bucket. 299 00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,582 A bucket is not a toilet. 300 00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,502 Stratman, use the bucket. You're gonna get us all killed. 301 00:18:00,585 --> 00:18:02,671 You don't understand. I can't. 302 00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:06,383 I mean, I can't when there's other people around me. 303 00:18:06,466 --> 00:18:09,052 Since I was a kid. I need total and utter privacy. 304 00:18:10,512 --> 00:18:13,306 Please! Please let me out! 305 00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:15,183 I don't know. 306 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,645 God. Hey, does anyone here know the brown note? 307 00:18:19,825 --> 00:18:21,941 Is that that jazz club in Harlem? 308 00:18:22,399 --> 00:18:23,525 What? 309 00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:25,151 No, it's the sound frequency 310 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:27,654 that makes your bowels vibrate and release automatically. 311 00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:30,574 - I saw it on Brain Buzzer. - That's not a reputable source. 312 00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:31,700 Hey, Stratman... 313 00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:45,379 - Fuck. Nothing? - Keep going, keep going. 314 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:48,341 No, no, no. Oh, God. 315 00:18:50,594 --> 00:18:54,598 Oh, stop, stop. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. 316 00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:01,563 Yeah? Who's this? 317 00:19:01,646 --> 00:19:03,397 Aleida? 318 00:19:03,482 --> 00:19:05,106 Oh, my God, Gloria? 319 00:19:05,255 --> 00:19:07,736 - What the fuck number's this? - I found a cell phone. 320 00:19:07,971 --> 00:19:09,565 You found a cell phone and you're calling me? 321 00:19:09,635 --> 00:19:12,073 Damn, woman. Ain't you got no real friends? 322 00:19:12,292 --> 00:19:14,784 We were only prison gay. Minus the gay part. 323 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,996 Yeah, what can I say? I missed you. 324 00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,245 How's everything out there? 325 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:25,044 I'm good. Gettin' mad job offers. 326 00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:28,339 You know, different nail salons. 327 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:31,885 After they seen my cheetah toes, everybody been fightin' over me. 328 00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:34,510 - You see? I told you you'd kill it. - Yeah. 329 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,053 You called it. 330 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,972 How about you? Same shit, same day? 331 00:19:41,871 --> 00:19:44,790 Yeah. Something like that. 332 00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:49,113 You all right, girl? You sound funny. 333 00:19:49,962 --> 00:19:52,339 Listen, I gotta tell you something. 334 00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:58,161 What? What is it? 335 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:01,998 Nothing. 336 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,540 I feel like I'm, you know, losing my mind in here. 337 00:20:09,681 --> 00:20:11,140 My grip on things. 338 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,675 You gotta do you, girl. 339 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,220 You seen that sign on the subway? "See Something, Say Something"? 340 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:24,474 Do the opposite of that shit. Say nothing, do nothing. 341 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,727 Keep your chin down, do your fucking time, 342 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,854 and don't take care of nobody but yourself. 343 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,108 Oh, thanks. That's some good advice. 344 00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:35,260 And Daya, of course. 345 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,656 Don't you be no self-centered bitch when it comes to her. 346 00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:40,992 She doin' all right? 347 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:42,743 Fine. She's a good kid. 348 00:20:43,299 --> 00:20:45,537 Well, tell her I'm busting my ass out here, trying to get us set up, 349 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,124 so she better not be pullin' shit. You tell her that from me. 350 00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,503 - Yeah, I'll tell her. - All right. 351 00:21:00,761 --> 00:21:01,929 Mmm. Don't touch. 352 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,389 What, you don't like it when I... when I brush your cheek like that? 353 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,683 No, I like it just fine. 354 00:21:05,979 --> 00:21:08,899 You're just not supposed to be doing anything that I don't say. 355 00:21:08,982 --> 00:21:10,483 - That's the rules. - I'm sorry. 356 00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:12,264 - You gonna let me lead or not? - Yes. 357 00:21:12,362 --> 00:21:13,906 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 358 00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:22,330 Keep telling me what you want me to do. I... 359 00:21:23,311 --> 00:21:25,646 I wanna do to you what the vibrating phone did. 360 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,121 Seeing you get turned on, it was... 361 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,083 It was so hot. I wanna turn you on. 362 00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,961 - You do? Well, then do it. - Uh-huh. 363 00:21:37,693 --> 00:21:40,057 You have got to fucking be kidding me, Doggett. 364 00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,186 - What? - Get the fuck outside. 365 00:21:46,362 --> 00:21:48,682 Quick, hide. You have to hide. 366 00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:50,894 - Where? - I'll show you where. 367 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,772 - You can hide in here. Get... get in. - What? 368 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:54,939 Trust me, I've seen it done. 369 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,607 - Seriously? - People fit. Just get in. 370 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,550 Get the fuck in there. 371 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,464 Don't close it all the way. Shhh! 372 00:22:02,249 --> 00:22:04,470 Hey. 373 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,879 Let me give you a little preview of how this thing's gonna end. 374 00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:09,173 See, any minute now, your boyfriend will be captured, 375 00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:11,926 taken to the bubble, where he will be forced to shit in a bucket. 376 00:22:12,009 --> 00:22:14,812 And you'll be lucky if you're not tossed in there right behind him. 377 00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:17,881 Is that what you want? Really? To hold hands over a shit bucket? 378 00:22:19,968 --> 00:22:21,141 I don't know. 379 00:22:22,185 --> 00:22:23,450 What could you possibly not know? 380 00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:26,756 I don't know... because it's chemical, Boo. 381 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,485 Okay? It's like when I used to cook meth, okay? 382 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,447 I can't control the chemicals. 383 00:22:31,570 --> 00:22:33,530 I had to respect the chemicals. 384 00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:37,336 No matter how much I wanted different, l had to respect the chemicals. 385 00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:41,328 Because lye doesn't feel anything until it touches ephedrine. 386 00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:42,688 You know what I mean? 387 00:22:47,495 --> 00:22:51,207 Have you ever... wanted somebody that you shouldn't? 388 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,761 Of course. 389 00:22:54,844 --> 00:22:56,293 It's called masturbating. 390 00:22:56,373 --> 00:23:00,086 Now, say goodbye and walk the fuck away, son. 391 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:04,738 God. God damn it. 392 00:23:07,379 --> 00:23:09,919 Now the Estée Lauder makeup bag is our final offer 393 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:14,488 and if you act now we'll throw in, uh, lightly used Invisalign braces. 394 00:23:14,675 --> 00:23:16,433 Oh, wait. For what size mouth? 395 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,250 Mmm. They might work for you, gappy. 396 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,336 Hey, my gap is awesome. 397 00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:22,246 I just wanna fix my left pointy tooth 'cause it's a little twisty. 398 00:23:22,329 --> 00:23:26,447 No! We didn't get into the slave business for braces. 399 00:23:26,642 --> 00:23:28,657 We want land. Turf. 400 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,790 The Latinas got a dorm. Blacks are all over the offices. 401 00:23:31,999 --> 00:23:34,516 - What do the white people have? Nothing. - Everything. 402 00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:37,311 Territory is off-limits. 403 00:23:38,608 --> 00:23:40,121 Then you ain't gettin' King. 404 00:23:40,616 --> 00:23:45,245 And... we're taking our stock public. 405 00:23:45,707 --> 00:23:47,479 Who wants to buy Judy King? 406 00:23:47,563 --> 00:23:49,481 - Selling to the highest bidder. - I do. 407 00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:54,528 Damn, JK! Lotta people hate you. 408 00:23:55,863 --> 00:23:58,403 Or want you, depending how you wanna look at it. 409 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:01,899 All right, folks, we got a fine-lookin' piece of chattel up here. 410 00:24:01,924 --> 00:24:03,947 A fine-looking piece of chattel. 411 00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:06,135 Cooking skills. Strong backside. 412 00:24:06,182 --> 00:24:10,311 Go on, girl, show 'em your teeth. Lotta gold in there, folks. Lotta gold. 413 00:24:10,394 --> 00:24:13,229 - How do you know how to auctioneer? - Ain't it genetic for her type? 414 00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:15,924 I've got an Estée Lauder makeup bag high bidder, Estée Lauder high. 415 00:24:16,007 --> 00:24:18,009 - Do I hear higher? - Uh, does she cuddle? 416 00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:19,677 Does she know how to dress wounds? 417 00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:22,175 - I've got a phone charger! - That is my charger! 418 00:24:22,254 --> 00:24:23,296 Stifle it, meat! 419 00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:26,221 I've got a phone charger money bidder, folks, phone charger money bidder. 420 00:24:26,304 --> 00:24:29,099 And... and five ramen noodle packets! 421 00:24:29,174 --> 00:24:31,742 Charger and five, do I hear ten? 422 00:24:31,767 --> 00:24:33,007 Would ya give ten? Would ya bid ten? Do ya give ten? 423 00:24:33,062 --> 00:24:34,313 Ten cans of tuna! 424 00:24:34,396 --> 00:24:37,607 Ten tuna can money. Ten tuna money. Do I hear 15? 425 00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:41,783 Uh, 15 AA batteries. That's AA, which is radio and vibrator size. 426 00:24:41,808 --> 00:24:43,688 - I got 20 bottles of beer. - Excellent! 427 00:24:43,713 --> 00:24:45,632 Twenty bottles of beer high bidder. Twenty bottles of beer... 428 00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:47,867 ♪ Twenty bottles of beer ♪ 429 00:24:47,935 --> 00:24:52,103 ♪ Take one down, pass it around... ♪ 430 00:24:52,144 --> 00:24:55,272 Okay! I got one boom box from Caputo's office. 431 00:24:55,398 --> 00:24:59,503 Plug in it and everything. And I'll add some white boy CDs. 432 00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,506 Man, what we need this white lady for? 433 00:25:01,590 --> 00:25:04,769 We wanna go to the press? We should do it ourselves. 434 00:25:04,794 --> 00:25:07,445 Look, you've seen the news. They think we're torturing hostages. 435 00:25:07,496 --> 00:25:10,437 How are we supposed to get our demands met, and justice for P, 436 00:25:10,515 --> 00:25:11,930 if they think we a bunch of animals? 437 00:25:11,955 --> 00:25:14,540 No, they're gonna think that we're animals no matter what. 438 00:25:14,690 --> 00:25:15,941 Don't you know that? 439 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:19,517 Yo. I got an autographed copy of Rich Dad Poor Dad. 440 00:25:19,589 --> 00:25:21,460 A Debbie Gibson Electric Youth cassette tape. 441 00:25:21,485 --> 00:25:22,527 Potato chips! 442 00:25:22,611 --> 00:25:25,071 Lisa Frank rainbow unicorn stickers. 443 00:25:25,655 --> 00:25:29,534 I got an Anne Geddes babies calendar from 2007. 444 00:25:30,156 --> 00:25:31,882 - Huh? - Ooh! 445 00:25:31,913 --> 00:25:33,359 And sold, to the big black one, 446 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,148 for the Anne Geddes baby calendar and the other stuff! 447 00:25:35,173 --> 00:25:38,322 What? Why do we need a calendar full of fat babies 448 00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:40,674 posing with pumpkins and fruit and shit? 449 00:25:40,699 --> 00:25:42,135 Unicorn stickers. 450 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,494 It's art. Art is always a sound investment. 451 00:25:44,591 --> 00:25:48,377 Come on, JK. You ours now. 452 00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:49,799 Oh, thank you, Cindy. 453 00:25:49,824 --> 00:25:53,120 Oh, I guess it just shows you should stay friends with your exes, right? 454 00:25:53,145 --> 00:25:54,896 Do you mind taking this collar off me right now? 455 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:59,175 Bitch, please! The past is the past, and I ain't Oskar Schindler. 456 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:00,435 Now get down! 457 00:26:01,483 --> 00:26:03,235 Heel! 458 00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:12,827 - Shit, we at the White House? - Sure ain't no Black House. 459 00:26:14,704 --> 00:26:16,498 Uh, Janae! Over here. 460 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,907 This is Courtney, your buddy for the day. Courtney, Janae. 461 00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,998 We are so glad to have you here. 462 00:26:25,082 --> 00:26:26,958 Come on! I'll give you the tour. 463 00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,823 Is this your first time in Riverdale? 464 00:26:33,848 --> 00:26:36,476 I mean, it's not like I've ever been to the South Bronx. 465 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,396 Although, my dad did once take me to Arthur Avenue 466 00:26:39,421 --> 00:26:42,007 to buy some crazy Italian espresso machine. 467 00:26:42,032 --> 00:26:44,327 He's got this, like, whole coffee thing going on. 468 00:26:44,409 --> 00:26:49,122 This is the south lawn, by the way. Out here we do botany and painting. 469 00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,342 And the garden, obviously. 470 00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,928 We harvested a whole bunch of stuff on Community Day 471 00:26:54,011 --> 00:26:56,139 and made this giant salad for the PTO. 472 00:26:57,223 --> 00:26:58,974 This is Rocawear, right? 473 00:26:59,059 --> 00:27:02,562 I love it. I have the same exact one at home. Come on. 474 00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:05,773 Running hurts my boobs, but it burns so many calories. 475 00:27:05,856 --> 00:27:07,556 Maybe I just need a better bra. 476 00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:12,009 We're doing Faulkner. As I Lay Dying. Isn't it so aptly named? 477 00:27:12,780 --> 00:27:15,350 Oh, so, this is the reading room. 478 00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:18,080 We do SAT prep in here and other stuff. 479 00:27:22,915 --> 00:27:24,250 ...in the courts. 480 00:27:24,334 --> 00:27:27,712 There's the question of how many correctional officers, staff members... 481 00:27:27,795 --> 00:27:31,506 Sorry. The fucking 6 train wasn't running between fuck and east fuck, 482 00:27:31,531 --> 00:27:33,533 so I had to walk up 163rd Street, 483 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:35,468 where I saw not one, not two, but three dicks. 484 00:27:35,493 --> 00:27:37,953 One peeing, one masturbating and one homeless. 485 00:27:38,059 --> 00:27:39,436 Aleida, you seen this? 486 00:27:40,667 --> 00:27:41,495 It's all over the news. 487 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,939 You have to keep in mind, a lot of these women are mentally ill, 488 00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:47,694 sent to prisons because so many of the state facilities have been shut down. 489 00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:49,510 - They talkin' 'bout Litchfield? - More details are emerging 490 00:27:49,593 --> 00:27:51,887 on the breaking news story at Litchfield Penitentiary, 491 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:54,515 where a violent uprising broke out late last night. 492 00:27:54,598 --> 00:27:59,643 Nah. I just spoke to my girl in there. She didn't say shit about this. 493 00:27:59,668 --> 00:28:02,088 Maybe the riot hadn't started yet? 494 00:28:02,564 --> 00:28:05,191 Ain't you listening? It started yesterday. 495 00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:08,857 She was lying through her fucking teeth. 496 00:28:12,198 --> 00:28:13,284 Fuck! 497 00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:15,936 Where is she? 498 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:20,248 ...often affiliated with gangs and prone to violence. 499 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:24,252 They have no intention of rejoining polite society. 500 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,746 I feel like I'm seeing you naked... but it's your face. 501 00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:31,003 If and when we storm and there's hand-to-hand combat, 502 00:28:31,181 --> 00:28:36,061 I didn't want any of them to have anything to grab on to. 503 00:28:36,222 --> 00:28:38,071 Still, extreme. 504 00:28:38,173 --> 00:28:39,507 It was a safety issue. 505 00:28:42,062 --> 00:28:43,063 Finally. 506 00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,566 We can send these jokers back to Max and get the job done. 507 00:28:51,988 --> 00:28:53,758 - You Piscatella? - I am, sir, yes. 508 00:28:53,783 --> 00:28:54,994 - How can I... - Well, you can start 509 00:28:55,026 --> 00:28:56,910 by finding the owner of this purple PT Cruiser 510 00:28:56,993 --> 00:28:59,162 and telling her to move her car. We need this whole area clear. 511 00:28:59,728 --> 00:29:02,541 Cavalo, Reed, let's get the schematics and assign positions. 512 00:29:02,624 --> 00:29:03,814 And when we get the cars out of here, 513 00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:06,176 we got a shit-ton of press and civilians to contain. 514 00:29:06,201 --> 00:29:07,660 - I have schematics for you, sir. - Yes, sir! 515 00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:10,313 And what I was thinking is, we'd... we... 516 00:29:11,529 --> 00:29:14,741 Need help, Desi? Finding the owner of the vag car? 517 00:29:20,225 --> 00:29:21,434 Voilà. 518 00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:22,926 Your reading nook. 519 00:29:25,195 --> 00:29:26,404 Oh. 520 00:29:27,311 --> 00:29:29,220 - Huh. - What's "Oh, huh" about it? 521 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,824 Well, I thought we talked about the reading nook 522 00:29:30,849 --> 00:29:34,170 being a bit more about reading and less about... clutter. 523 00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:36,112 I like having things around, Piper. 524 00:29:36,203 --> 00:29:38,300 It comforts me. I'm a collector. 525 00:29:38,325 --> 00:29:41,286 Why don't you go over there and sit on your dirty yoga mat 526 00:29:41,393 --> 00:29:45,113 and admire your... collections? 527 00:29:45,138 --> 00:29:47,480 Do you not want me to be comfortable in our dirt home? 528 00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:51,509 I'm simply asking you if these items spark joy. 529 00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:55,473 According to The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, 530 00:29:55,491 --> 00:29:59,662 you should only have items in your home that... spark joy. 531 00:29:59,738 --> 00:30:01,824 - You know what would bring me joy? - Hmm? 532 00:30:01,907 --> 00:30:05,953 - Smacking you. - Open hand only and just on my butt. 533 00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:08,664 Larry got off target once, and I did not enjoy it. 534 00:30:08,747 --> 00:30:10,541 - So, hard limit. - Funny. 535 00:30:14,167 --> 00:30:15,168 Fuck! 536 00:30:15,252 --> 00:30:17,572 What are all these people doing here? 537 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,910 Maybe they like sleeping alfresco, too. 538 00:30:22,697 --> 00:30:24,447 Maybe they're playing follow the leader. 539 00:30:24,508 --> 00:30:25,802 Shut up. 540 00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,926 Caputo, you son of a bitch! 541 00:30:47,221 --> 00:30:49,516 How do you sleep at night, knowing that that mother... 542 00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:50,933 Wrong toilet. 543 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,269 - Oh, sorry. Caputo. - Leave me alone! 544 00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:56,981 - Caputo! - Red, over here. 545 00:30:58,646 --> 00:31:00,648 Hey! 546 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:07,222 You knew what Piscatella was and you let that beast work here? 547 00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:09,176 In a women's prison? 548 00:31:09,403 --> 00:31:11,413 Hey. Hey! 549 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,916 No kicking! I am very close to an overflow issue here! 550 00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:19,086 He murdered an inmate! And I know you know. 551 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:21,297 Red, please. 552 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,426 You have no idea how hot it is in here. 553 00:31:24,473 --> 00:31:27,929 And the smell. I can barely breathe. 554 00:31:28,012 --> 00:31:30,222 Oh, is it hot? Is it so hot? Oh! 555 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:33,476 But at least you're not being boiled alive! 556 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,937 You don't think I've been trying to get rid of this guy, too? 557 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:39,508 I've been fishing around that same file. That's why it was in my office. 558 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:41,859 But there was no charges pressed against him. 559 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,529 It went through arbitration. It was... 560 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,002 a guard's word against a dead inmate's. 561 00:31:48,027 --> 00:31:50,821 But where there is guilt, there's recourse. 562 00:31:51,093 --> 00:31:54,588 There's always pins that can be pushed under fingernails. 563 00:31:54,768 --> 00:31:58,689 How do you plan on getting to his fingers when you're in here, in a riot, 564 00:31:58,772 --> 00:32:01,442 and he's out there, with no charges against him? 565 00:32:01,525 --> 00:32:03,109 Maybe, if you wish hard enough, 566 00:32:03,193 --> 00:32:08,324 he'll suddenly decide to sit down and write a confession called "I did it." 567 00:32:09,825 --> 00:32:12,786 Yes... that's good. 568 00:32:13,787 --> 00:32:15,831 - But that's good... - No, that's not good. 569 00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:19,585 Red, let's make a deal. If you help me out of this, 570 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:23,088 I will write you a glowing commendation for your file. 571 00:32:23,171 --> 00:32:26,467 You helped a warden in a time of crisis. 572 00:32:28,254 --> 00:32:29,255 Red. 573 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,075 Red! 574 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,682 Can you hear me? 575 00:32:33,765 --> 00:32:35,476 I call myself... 576 00:32:36,768 --> 00:32:38,186 Hey, Ruiz! Please! 577 00:32:38,269 --> 00:32:40,939 - He's hyperventilating. - He's not hyperventilating. 578 00:32:40,964 --> 00:32:43,422 He can't breathe and he's humming Sound of Music songs. 579 00:32:43,492 --> 00:32:46,257 Maybe that's normal for him. 580 00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:48,733 - Part of his process. - Stratman? 581 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:51,594 Strat, Strat, Strat. Listen to me, okay, bud? 582 00:32:51,662 --> 00:32:54,624 I need you to take some deep breaths. Ready? 583 00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:57,209 Good. 584 00:32:58,335 --> 00:32:59,378 Hey, heads up! 585 00:33:00,903 --> 00:33:02,645 - You. - Oh, thank God. God, have mercy! 586 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:06,382 No, not you! You, PR Guy. Up. Come on. Let's go. 587 00:33:06,677 --> 00:33:09,972 No, no, no! No, no, no, no. Please take me! Please, please take me! 588 00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:14,184 Please, please take me. Take me. 589 00:33:14,276 --> 00:33:16,436 Fucking guy. Wins everything. 590 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:19,647 ♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪ 591 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:23,235 ♪ Re, a drop of golden sun ♪ 592 00:33:24,928 --> 00:33:27,180 - Hey, Ang, look what I found. - Is it the gun? 593 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:31,147 - It's Donuts. - Oh, no way! How old? 594 00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:34,714 Man. Donuts the guard. Blech. 595 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:39,752 Do we capture him? 596 00:33:39,835 --> 00:33:41,089 We don't got the gun. 597 00:33:41,105 --> 00:33:43,942 Oh, come on. I've eaten rabbits bigger than him. 598 00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,611 For real. There was this weird chemical 599 00:33:46,695 --> 00:33:48,668 in the runoff water that ran near our farm. 600 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,987 My guinea pig got too big to pick up. 601 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,284 On three? 602 00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:55,036 - Let's dunk this donut. - One, two, three. 603 00:33:55,119 --> 00:33:58,341 Hello! Peekaboo! 604 00:33:58,451 --> 00:33:59,624 Get out of there! 605 00:33:59,649 --> 00:34:03,622 Put your hands up and step away from me, inmates! I mean it. 606 00:34:03,647 --> 00:34:05,452 Oh, how cute is that? 607 00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,561 You're our hostage now, you squirmy little donut fucker. 608 00:34:08,586 --> 00:34:09,765 Donut fucker! 609 00:34:09,790 --> 00:34:11,667 I could totally see him doing that. 610 00:34:12,055 --> 00:34:13,474 Hey, Penn, look! We're capturers! 611 00:34:13,759 --> 00:34:17,304 I see that. Wow! Good work. 612 00:34:17,468 --> 00:34:18,918 Why are you guys down here? 613 00:34:18,979 --> 00:34:23,671 Well, we were looking for the gun, but instead, we found a giant rabbit pig. 614 00:34:25,319 --> 00:34:27,201 Prison heroes, two days in a row. 615 00:34:27,226 --> 00:34:28,940 Come on, help us take him to the bubble. 616 00:34:29,059 --> 00:34:32,730 Okay. Ooh, I have a better idea. Let's lock him in Poo instead. 617 00:34:32,899 --> 00:34:34,932 And show him how he's really done people wrong. 618 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:38,393 But then, no one would see our victory parade to the bubble. 619 00:34:38,472 --> 00:34:40,850 Damn, I wish we had the gun for that. 620 00:34:40,926 --> 00:34:42,510 Show 'em our colors don't run. 621 00:34:42,535 --> 00:34:43,649 You know, I have a really good idea. 622 00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:46,755 Why don't you two stay here and look for the gun, 623 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,654 - and I'll fucking take care of him? - No way! 624 00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,068 You wanna steal our thunder! Thunder thief. 625 00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:54,508 - Come on. Bubble. - Let's go. 626 00:34:54,533 --> 00:34:58,412 No, wait. No, you guys, I don't want to steal your thunder or your lightning. 627 00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:01,545 I just wanna see justice. 628 00:35:03,261 --> 00:35:06,755 All right, I'll... I'll cover you guys from behind, then. 629 00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:08,146 What do you mean, "which guy"? 630 00:35:08,171 --> 00:35:11,424 The fucking guy you got on your channel right now talking bullshit 631 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,855 about "the gang politics of riots." 632 00:35:13,938 --> 00:35:15,649 - Talking out his ass. - Uh-huh. 633 00:35:15,732 --> 00:35:19,467 Yeah, saying that all the inmates at Litchfield are dangerous? 634 00:35:19,507 --> 00:35:21,133 That they don't want to be rehabilitated? 635 00:35:21,216 --> 00:35:23,969 Everyone I know in there wants to be rehabilitated. 636 00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:26,180 - Okay. - You're supposed to be a producer? 637 00:35:26,263 --> 00:35:29,892 'Cause I'm giving you pro tips here. I just got out that dump. 638 00:35:30,935 --> 00:35:32,687 Wait, you were an inmate? At... 639 00:35:32,770 --> 00:35:36,899 Litchfield! Yes. That's what I been trying to say, pendeja. 640 00:35:36,982 --> 00:35:38,150 My daughter's still in there. 641 00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:41,529 To confirm, you were in prison with Judy King? 642 00:35:41,612 --> 00:35:43,781 Judy King was in prison with me. 643 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,702 Miss Diaz, can we send a town car for you? 644 00:35:47,785 --> 00:35:49,537 You're willing to go on air with us, right? 645 00:35:52,331 --> 00:35:53,415 Yeah. 646 00:36:02,091 --> 00:36:03,843 Ouch! 647 00:36:03,926 --> 00:36:06,988 I said square shape. 648 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:10,975 Only Rihanna can rock the round toes. Don't forget it. 649 00:36:12,351 --> 00:36:14,917 It's like sawing through an elm. 650 00:36:15,401 --> 00:36:16,271 What was that? 651 00:36:16,355 --> 00:36:21,110 Uh, I said I love working on your feet, Bitch Goddess of Litch. 652 00:36:21,759 --> 00:36:23,802 That's what I thought you said. 653 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,459 Don't worry. I'll free ya someday, Jude. 654 00:36:29,484 --> 00:36:32,946 Just as soon as you work off your debts, hmm? 655 00:36:33,831 --> 00:36:38,339 Though... you never did pay me for them Us Weekly photos, now did you? 656 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:41,785 - Oh, no. - Mmm-mmm. 657 00:36:42,047 --> 00:36:43,924 So, it's gonna be a while. 658 00:36:45,635 --> 00:36:49,972 All right, spa time is over. Judy need to do her consult with PR. 659 00:36:50,179 --> 00:36:51,222 Oh, hell no! 660 00:36:51,305 --> 00:36:54,267 We ain't even done my asshole hair trimming yet! 661 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:57,311 Look, I got to spread my cheeks and she gotta get up in there. 662 00:36:57,395 --> 00:37:00,356 Okay. Well, your wild booty hair gonna have to wait. 663 00:37:00,439 --> 00:37:03,902 'Cause Judy need to talk to the press 'fore things swell up out there 664 00:37:03,927 --> 00:37:06,221 and he gonna massage her talking points. 665 00:37:06,431 --> 00:37:08,323 Yes, he is. 666 00:37:08,348 --> 00:37:11,559 Now, wait. You expect me to go speak with the public? 667 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,008 I thought you meant that I could write a statement through my people. 668 00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:18,875 I can't go out there like this! No. I mean, you can't be serious. 669 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,875 Watson, are we serious? 670 00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,656 - What's your name, son? - Josh. 671 00:37:27,891 --> 00:37:30,033 Uh, big fan, Miss King. It's an honor. 672 00:37:30,116 --> 00:37:31,985 Thanks, darling. Thanks for watching. 673 00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,179 - Now, what's the take? - We got three talking points for you. 674 00:37:34,204 --> 00:37:35,618 You just gonna wanna stick to the points. 675 00:37:35,643 --> 00:37:36,132 Okay. 676 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:39,119 "I am not a hostage. I am a participant." 677 00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:41,920 I want justice for Poussey. 678 00:37:42,003 --> 00:37:44,047 "I want our demands met." 679 00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:45,173 - That's right. - All right. 680 00:37:45,256 --> 00:37:47,926 Now, do you want me to be off-book, or should I go out with this? 681 00:37:48,009 --> 00:37:49,052 Oh, you can have it with you. 682 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:51,346 And we all think that you should get back in uniform. 683 00:37:51,429 --> 00:37:52,806 - So you look more united. - Yeah. 684 00:37:52,889 --> 00:37:56,267 And so, what do I say when they ask me, "Why were you on the roof with idiots?" 685 00:37:56,452 --> 00:37:58,663 Oh, no, no, no. Don't answer any questions. 686 00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:01,568 Anything they ask, you say, "That's a great question. 687 00:38:01,623 --> 00:38:06,111 But the bigger question is, what is going on in this prison system?" 688 00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,363 - Oh, he is good. - Mmm. 689 00:38:08,446 --> 00:38:12,367 Oh, and I personally think it might be helpful if you shared some sort of, um, 690 00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,578 relatable tribulations from your time in here. 691 00:38:14,661 --> 00:38:18,331 Some painful experiences, uh, injustices... 692 00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:22,694 Uh... 693 00:38:23,343 --> 00:38:24,511 Um... 694 00:38:26,602 --> 00:38:28,814 - We could also lie. - I am game to lie. 695 00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:32,108 All right, so now, ladies, what would you like me to say? 696 00:38:32,192 --> 00:38:34,110 We get thrown into the SHU arbitrarily. 697 00:38:34,453 --> 00:38:37,305 We're denied proper health care, dental. 698 00:38:37,330 --> 00:38:39,006 I saw a girl with a tooth gone septic, 699 00:38:39,031 --> 00:38:40,805 and they still didn't take her to the doctor. 700 00:38:40,830 --> 00:38:42,953 We get beat for no reason. 701 00:38:42,980 --> 00:38:45,715 We get cavity searched for no reason. 702 00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:49,160 We stuffed four in a bunk like we factory chickens. 703 00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:53,213 We can't get clean half the time 'cause there ain't enough bathrooms. 704 00:38:53,296 --> 00:38:54,547 We fed slop. 705 00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:57,968 We don't get paid for our labor. We denied education. 706 00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:01,054 We're denied the chance to breastfeed our babies. 707 00:39:01,137 --> 00:39:03,473 We're denied basic humanity. 708 00:39:04,528 --> 00:39:07,322 And we get killed in the cafeteria for no reason. 709 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:13,183 - You got a pen? - Yeah. 710 00:39:21,407 --> 00:39:23,076 You can't let this white woman speak for us. 711 00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:24,911 She needs to take our stories out her mouth. 712 00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:28,999 Come on, man. I know you saw them people out there with them Judy King signs. 713 00:39:29,082 --> 00:39:30,876 They want to hear from her. 714 00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:33,962 And it would be smart of us if we put her out there. 715 00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:37,757 They'll hear more of what we saying if it comes from her mouth. 716 00:39:37,841 --> 00:39:41,094 Yeah, but she's never been a real prisoner a day in her life. 717 00:39:41,177 --> 00:39:43,554 She ain't in mourning. She ain't outraged. 718 00:39:44,804 --> 00:39:46,931 This is our fight, T. 719 00:39:47,308 --> 00:39:49,168 Ours and Poussey's. 720 00:39:49,193 --> 00:39:53,114 And you're gonna let some fuckin' white woman, like, karaoke our song. 721 00:39:53,316 --> 00:39:55,151 That's fucked. 722 00:39:55,611 --> 00:39:56,820 I got this. 723 00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:59,362 You get to keep the laptops? 724 00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:02,532 No, we keep them during the year and then we return them 725 00:40:02,615 --> 00:40:05,618 so that they can update or replace them over the summer. 726 00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:07,245 Oh, so what did you think of class? 727 00:40:07,328 --> 00:40:10,331 I'm sorry we spent so much time on citations. 728 00:40:10,356 --> 00:40:14,526 Erik thinks we need to know MLA, APA and Chicago Manual. 729 00:40:14,669 --> 00:40:16,171 Yeah. 730 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,256 One of these is my brother's. 731 00:40:18,339 --> 00:40:20,466 For chess. He's a total nerd. 732 00:40:20,823 --> 00:40:22,575 He's at Carnegie Mellon now. 733 00:40:24,345 --> 00:40:27,015 Oh, my God! Do you like musical theater? 734 00:40:27,098 --> 00:40:29,392 Because I have something amazing to show you. 735 00:40:29,475 --> 00:40:31,014 ♪ All you've gotta do is dream ♪ 736 00:40:31,039 --> 00:40:32,985 ♪ All you've gotta do is dream ♪ 737 00:40:33,010 --> 00:40:35,054 ♪ All you gotta do is dream ♪ 738 00:40:35,202 --> 00:40:38,288 ♪ Just dream And pray that we'll be... ♪ 739 00:40:38,341 --> 00:40:40,384 - You're doing Dreamgirls? - Yeah. 740 00:40:40,695 --> 00:40:43,239 My parents saw the original production on Broadway. 741 00:40:43,323 --> 00:40:45,491 ♪ Dreamgirls ♪ 742 00:40:45,830 --> 00:40:51,456 ♪ Dreamgirls We'll be there ♪ 743 00:40:51,539 --> 00:40:53,333 All right, great. Good adjustment. 744 00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:55,043 Okay. Effie. 745 00:40:55,126 --> 00:40:57,337 Let's go to your solo, second bridge. 746 00:40:58,254 --> 00:41:00,631 You need to give this a lot more soul here, honey. 747 00:41:00,660 --> 00:41:04,372 Channel your inner Aretha and let those "No's" rip. 748 00:41:04,455 --> 00:41:10,169 ♪ And I am telling you ♪ 749 00:41:10,253 --> 00:41:15,008 ♪ I'll never win ♪ 750 00:41:15,075 --> 00:41:18,871 ♪ You're the best man I'll ever know ♪ 751 00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:22,653 ♪ There's no way I can ever, ever go ♪ 752 00:41:22,737 --> 00:41:25,531 ♪ No, no, no, no way ♪ 753 00:41:25,615 --> 00:41:30,578 ♪ No, no, no, no way I'm living without you ♪ 754 00:41:31,148 --> 00:41:36,042 ♪ I'm not living without you Not living without you ♪ 755 00:41:36,067 --> 00:41:38,735 ♪ I don't wanna be free ♪ 756 00:41:38,807 --> 00:41:43,062 ♪ I'm staying I'm staying ♪ 757 00:41:43,216 --> 00:41:48,972 ♪ And you, and you, and you You're gonna love me ♪ 758 00:41:50,556 --> 00:41:56,562 ♪ Oh, you're gonna love me ♪ 759 00:41:58,982 --> 00:42:00,900 ♪ Yes, sir ♪ 760 00:42:03,631 --> 00:42:07,385 ♪ Love me Love me ♪ 761 00:42:07,602 --> 00:42:09,312 ♪ Love me ♪ 762 00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:15,540 ♪ Love ♪ 763 00:42:15,623 --> 00:42:19,752 ♪ You're gonna love... ♪ 764 00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:22,505 I know, right? So moving. 765 00:42:23,881 --> 00:42:25,094 Sing it, Effie! 766 00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:28,414 ♪ Me ♪ 767 00:42:40,014 --> 00:42:42,514 Yo, you just hit 10,000 views! 768 00:42:42,539 --> 00:42:43,554 No shit! 769 00:42:43,579 --> 00:42:45,789 Let me see this. 770 00:42:49,019 --> 00:42:51,106 All these comments are about you, though. 771 00:42:51,131 --> 00:42:52,883 No, they're not. Go back. 772 00:42:53,650 --> 00:42:56,027 I saw your name back a ways. 773 00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:06,459 There. 774 00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:12,517 "Flaca looks like a beaner Cher." 775 00:43:15,297 --> 00:43:16,423 Come on! 776 00:43:16,506 --> 00:43:19,718 Cher's awesome. And you do like beans. 777 00:43:19,801 --> 00:43:22,220 Who gives a shit what some Internet troll says? 778 00:43:22,304 --> 00:43:24,389 It's stupid. I'm gonna put it on airplane mode. 779 00:43:26,641 --> 00:43:30,236 "Hashtag, show your tits, Maritz." 780 00:43:30,261 --> 00:43:32,096 Like, where do they come up with this? 781 00:43:32,232 --> 00:43:34,901 Mmm. 782 00:43:36,822 --> 00:43:39,534 Shut the fuck up, Stratman. 783 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,120 ♪ You can sing most anything ♪ - 784 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,497 What? I'm so sick of you babies. 785 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:45,887 - ♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪ - I hate you. 786 00:43:45,912 --> 00:43:47,825 - I hate you. - ♪ Re, a drop of golden... ♪ 787 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:49,669 Can you please let him out? 788 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,962 Hey, do you have any big erasers? 789 00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,381 I have sensitive cochlea! 790 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,634 - And I can't stand this fucking idiot. - Fine! 791 00:43:56,717 --> 00:43:58,219 Shut up! 792 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:00,096 All right. You wanna go to the bathroom, Stratman? 793 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:02,015 Come on, come on. You... 794 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,975 You go in the fucking Poo. 795 00:44:05,060 --> 00:44:07,812 That's right. What'd you call me, huh? Huh? 796 00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:11,691 You call me what? Go, go. Now, come on. 797 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,984 Oh, thank God. 798 00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:16,737 Wait, there's no toilet paper. I need toilet paper. 799 00:44:16,821 --> 00:44:19,115 I will flip this fucking thing over if you say one more word. 800 00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:21,341 No, no, no. Please, please, please! 801 00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:22,868 Come on! 802 00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,803 Delgado, is that you? 803 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:26,997 Nope. 804 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:28,541 Gonzales? 805 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,587 Ramos? 806 00:44:32,748 --> 00:44:34,208 Paiz? 807 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,801 Ruiz! Maria Ruiz, please! 808 00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:40,511 Please, help me! 809 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:41,887 Why the fuck would I do that? 810 00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:44,640 It's 120 degrees in here. The stench... 811 00:44:45,758 --> 00:44:47,660 My vomit is almost reaching the rim. 812 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,479 - Please. - No can do. 813 00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:52,148 You know there will be severe consequences for this. 814 00:44:52,352 --> 00:44:55,443 You know that, Ruiz? Riots end, and inmates go to Max 815 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,153 with years added to their sentence. 816 00:44:58,047 --> 00:45:00,633 If you help me, I will help you. 817 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:05,160 That's what everyone that's ever fucked me over has said. 818 00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:07,191 What about your kid, Ruiz? 819 00:45:07,274 --> 00:45:08,484 Think about her. 820 00:45:09,234 --> 00:45:13,863 If you help me, I can make sure your sentence doesn't get extended. 821 00:45:13,888 --> 00:45:14,915 Hey, no kicking! 822 00:45:14,948 --> 00:45:17,701 Piscatella already put five more years on my sentence 823 00:45:17,784 --> 00:45:19,369 for no fucking reason, all right? 824 00:45:19,453 --> 00:45:21,955 My daughter won't even know my name by the time I get out anyway. 825 00:45:22,038 --> 00:45:23,915 Ruiz, are you sure he put time on you? 826 00:45:24,056 --> 00:45:26,017 'Course I'm sure! 827 00:45:26,042 --> 00:45:28,462 You... you had a hearing already? 828 00:45:29,256 --> 00:45:31,498 - No. - Then it's not a done deal. 829 00:45:31,523 --> 00:45:34,037 And with the speed paperwork moves around Litchfield, 830 00:45:34,147 --> 00:45:35,399 I wouldn't be surprised 831 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:38,319 if his recommendation is not even in your file yet. 832 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,488 Have you seen your file? 833 00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:46,159 Piscatella, he's a... monster. 834 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:50,498 He should never have been working here in the first place, and that's my fault. 835 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:56,879 But you do not have to become the monster he's making you out to be. 836 00:45:56,962 --> 00:46:00,090 I've seen you with the other inmates. 837 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,968 They look up to you. 838 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:06,807 Huh? Ruiz? 839 00:46:10,743 --> 00:46:12,745 Stratman? 840 00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:18,692 Oh, fuck. 841 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,544 Okay, enough. You have to tell me what's going on. 842 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,379 What? 843 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:42,800 Why there is an army of lemmings dressed like you, moving out here. 844 00:46:45,323 --> 00:46:48,493 - You sound insane. - I am not insane! 845 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,808 You're gaslighting me right now. 846 00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:52,428 And technically... 847 00:46:52,453 --> 00:46:53,663 ...do you know that's emotional abuse? 848 00:46:54,114 --> 00:46:55,985 Do you know how I know that's emotional abuse? 849 00:46:56,010 --> 00:47:00,223 I read it in an online quiz once, called "Are You Being Emotionally Abused?" 850 00:47:04,610 --> 00:47:06,445 Okay, I may have shared some... 851 00:47:07,363 --> 00:47:11,282 some things in my history with a few inmates and it resonated. 852 00:47:11,554 --> 00:47:14,765 - They think I stand for something. - What things from your history? 853 00:47:15,496 --> 00:47:16,997 That I killed Aydin. 854 00:47:18,140 --> 00:47:19,600 You told them that you killed Aydin? 855 00:47:19,625 --> 00:47:22,127 I didn't say Aydin specifically. 856 00:47:23,130 --> 00:47:25,174 I just shared my... 857 00:47:25,296 --> 00:47:27,799 I don't know, status as a... as a murderess. 858 00:47:27,883 --> 00:47:29,300 I don't know, it just came out. 859 00:47:29,385 --> 00:47:30,886 We were supposed to take that to the grave. 860 00:47:30,969 --> 00:47:33,054 I went to Von Barlow and I begged her 861 00:47:33,138 --> 00:47:35,265 - to keep it a secret... - I didn't ask you to do that. 862 00:47:35,348 --> 00:47:36,975 So, what? Do you not want a future with me? 863 00:47:37,058 --> 00:47:38,268 Do you not want a real house? 864 00:47:38,351 --> 00:47:41,855 It's not a real house if I can't carry my truth inside it, Piper. 865 00:47:41,938 --> 00:47:43,614 And now you sound like a fucking E.E. Cummings poem. 866 00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:44,597 I'm not sorry. 867 00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:46,443 Yeah, it sucks that they turned it into 868 00:47:46,468 --> 00:47:48,564 some symbol of the resistance or whatever, 869 00:47:48,676 --> 00:47:51,345 but I am glad I said it out loud. 870 00:47:51,671 --> 00:47:54,361 Now, I want to lay down in my tchotchke nook 871 00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:57,764 and I wanna relax until this whole thing blows over. 872 00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,124 They heard what they wanted to. 873 00:48:01,984 --> 00:48:04,028 They turned it into some kind of a symbol. 874 00:48:05,194 --> 00:48:09,908 What you do and what you say affects people, Alex. 875 00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:13,313 It affects me. 876 00:48:14,638 --> 00:48:19,392 And if you do not curate your shit, you are not a collector. 877 00:48:19,476 --> 00:48:21,770 - You're a hoarder. - Okay, great. 878 00:48:21,853 --> 00:48:23,978 Very mature. Where're you... Where are you going? 879 00:48:24,003 --> 00:48:25,547 I am going to the guest room. 880 00:48:25,774 --> 00:48:26,775 Oh. 881 00:48:28,566 --> 00:48:32,111 I'm from Fresno, California, 46 years old, Puerto Rican, 882 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,763 - doing 11 years for armed robbery... - Who's Rosalita Pontz? 883 00:48:37,202 --> 00:48:41,122 I'm from North Philly, 5'9", 285 pounds. 884 00:48:41,206 --> 00:48:42,744 I got no identifying marks, and... 885 00:48:42,769 --> 00:48:44,646 Who's Jodi Winkler? 886 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:46,169 What? 887 00:48:46,252 --> 00:48:47,671 She's like Rain Man. 888 00:48:48,714 --> 00:48:50,549 Yo, you idiots got my file? 889 00:48:53,259 --> 00:48:54,678 Who's Maria Ruiz? 890 00:49:02,435 --> 00:49:05,564 I'm from Kingston, New York. 5'4", 180 pounds. 891 00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:07,190 I got a rose tattoo. 892 00:49:07,273 --> 00:49:09,359 Jessie... 893 00:49:09,442 --> 00:49:11,069 Whoo! 894 00:49:12,696 --> 00:49:16,116 "This prison has put me through unimaginable suffering," 895 00:49:16,199 --> 00:49:18,118 and I am not a victim of this riot. 896 00:49:18,326 --> 00:49:20,712 I am an active participant. 897 00:49:20,737 --> 00:49:23,823 "Together, we stand united, protesting..." 898 00:49:23,938 --> 00:49:26,733 No. Uh, should it be "united we stand"? 899 00:49:26,918 --> 00:49:30,171 - Like the Pledge of Allegiance? - No. "We stand united." 900 00:49:30,196 --> 00:49:33,825 "Protesting how unfair this system is." 901 00:49:33,872 --> 00:49:35,749 "How unfair this system is." 902 00:49:35,927 --> 00:49:38,597 No, no. "How unfair this system is." 903 00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,391 Yes, yes, that's it. And punch the words. Don't forget. 904 00:49:41,474 --> 00:49:44,853 - You think this is gonna work? - This gotta work. 905 00:49:44,936 --> 00:49:47,147 - It's the only play we got. - Free Judy King! 906 00:49:47,172 --> 00:49:50,008 They sure ain't chanting for Poussey out there. Are they, T? 907 00:49:50,307 --> 00:49:55,922 "The waiter served a dinner roll to the woman that was well buttered." 908 00:49:55,947 --> 00:49:57,073 Come on, guys. 909 00:49:57,157 --> 00:50:00,035 Who can fix the misplaced modifier in that sentence? 910 00:50:00,952 --> 00:50:01,953 Anyone? 911 00:50:04,653 --> 00:50:05,654 Janae? 912 00:50:08,491 --> 00:50:12,898 "The waiter served a dinner roll that was well buttered to the woman." 913 00:50:12,923 --> 00:50:14,215 Everyone? 914 00:50:15,294 --> 00:50:16,838 Do we see why? 915 00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:21,807 Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow 916 00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:24,059 and then we'll move on to dangling modifiers. 917 00:50:24,142 --> 00:50:26,812 Janae? A word, please. 918 00:50:33,521 --> 00:50:36,690 I need your mom to sign this, so she knows you got a D. 919 00:50:36,715 --> 00:50:39,551 It's hard for me to write grades like this on your work, Janae. 920 00:50:39,654 --> 00:50:41,531 I know what you're capable of. 921 00:50:41,686 --> 00:50:44,438 Whatever. Not like it's a real paper. 922 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:45,640 What do you mean? 923 00:50:45,665 --> 00:50:49,460 I mean, we ain't quoting secondary sources using APA or MLA, 924 00:50:49,626 --> 00:50:52,295 and we ain't studying SAT words or growing salad, 925 00:50:52,378 --> 00:50:53,880 and we don't even have a library in this school 926 00:50:53,964 --> 00:50:56,370 'cause it got made into a nursery for our fucking hood rat babies! 927 00:50:56,395 --> 00:50:57,417 Janae. 928 00:50:57,442 --> 00:51:00,362 Two zip codes from here they got laptops and art galleries. 929 00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:03,459 They got so much culture, they ain't even knowin' they stealin' ours. 930 00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:05,022 It's a load of shit. 931 00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:09,231 You're right. 932 00:51:11,204 --> 00:51:13,499 I wish you weren't, but it's true. 933 00:51:13,692 --> 00:51:16,444 The Thurston students are privileged and advantaged, 934 00:51:16,527 --> 00:51:19,447 and sometimes you feel like you have to work twice as hard to get half as far, 935 00:51:19,537 --> 00:51:21,707 but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it. 936 00:51:21,783 --> 00:51:23,702 Okay? You belong with the brightest... 937 00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:26,329 But why even bother playin' a game that's rigged? 938 00:51:26,412 --> 00:51:28,074 Courtney's going to a science camp this summer 939 00:51:28,099 --> 00:51:30,601 that cost more than my dad makes in three months. 940 00:51:30,751 --> 00:51:32,212 How could I ever compete? 941 00:51:34,568 --> 00:51:36,362 I'll see ya, Miss Fowler. 942 00:51:43,513 --> 00:51:44,514 I don't know, you guys. 943 00:51:44,597 --> 00:51:46,557 I just think that we should have a little bit of fun with him, 944 00:51:46,642 --> 00:51:48,559 you know, like, torture him. 945 00:51:48,644 --> 00:51:50,561 One by one. I'll go first. 946 00:51:54,587 --> 00:51:57,878 Nah, I don't like that show. Change the channel. 947 00:52:00,238 --> 00:52:01,698 These guard uniforms are itchy. 948 00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:07,322 Maybe we should change them after we dump him? 949 00:52:07,347 --> 00:52:09,307 Yeah! Let's wear bedsheet togas and trip again. 950 00:52:09,580 --> 00:52:10,999 Mmm, yeah! 951 00:52:11,082 --> 00:52:12,876 Oh, yeah. And maybe we'll find the gun that way. 952 00:52:12,959 --> 00:52:15,295 'Cause we'll go, like, full circle and remember where we put it. 953 00:52:15,378 --> 00:52:16,379 Yeah. 954 00:52:16,462 --> 00:52:17,547 Freeze! 955 00:52:17,630 --> 00:52:20,175 Put your hands up! Put your hands up! Get over there. 956 00:52:20,258 --> 00:52:24,095 - You stole our gun? - No, it was in her belt. 957 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,998 - Angie, are you fucking kidding me? - What? 958 00:52:27,299 --> 00:52:29,176 You put it on your belt! 959 00:52:29,228 --> 00:52:31,230 I didn't even know I was wearing a belt. 960 00:52:31,885 --> 00:52:33,718 I must have put it on when I was fucked up. 961 00:52:33,781 --> 00:52:38,118 Which is weird, because I hate belts. They give me camel toe. 962 00:52:39,726 --> 00:52:43,522 Intake is your best bet out, okay? But be really careful in the hallways. 963 00:52:43,605 --> 00:52:44,648 Here, take it. 964 00:52:46,691 --> 00:52:48,193 Oh, shit! 965 00:52:48,277 --> 00:52:49,403 - What the fuck! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 966 00:52:49,486 --> 00:52:50,570 Shit. I'm sorry! It was... 967 00:52:50,654 --> 00:52:52,364 - Shut the fuck... - It was an accident. 968 00:52:52,447 --> 00:52:54,180 You shot my favorite finger, 969 00:52:54,249 --> 00:52:56,668 - you fucking asshole! - Go. 970 00:52:56,868 --> 00:52:58,870 - But I can't leave you. - You have to go, okay? 971 00:52:58,954 --> 00:53:00,122 Just go. Hurry. 972 00:53:00,205 --> 00:53:02,166 - Ooh... fuck. - Oh, my God. 973 00:53:02,249 --> 00:53:03,918 - Fucker! - Are you gonna die? 974 00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:07,379 You are so gonna pay for this. 975 00:53:08,096 --> 00:53:09,557 - Get her! - Bitch! 976 00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:27,058 What? No... No, I gotta do the PR. 977 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,835 Judy. Judy King. 978 00:53:41,919 --> 00:53:43,837 Judy King, are you a Muslim now? 979 00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:46,965 Judy. Judy King. Are you a Muslim now? 980 00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,803 You want me to talk first or make an introduction? 981 00:53:50,886 --> 00:53:52,512 - Judy! - No, I'll start. 982 00:53:52,595 --> 00:53:53,806 Did they hurt you at all? 983 00:53:53,889 --> 00:53:56,016 Are you in any jeopardy? 984 00:53:58,795 --> 00:54:01,047 Good morning. My name... 985 00:54:01,814 --> 00:54:05,734 is Tasha Jefferson and I'm an inmate here at Litchfield. 986 00:54:06,269 --> 00:54:07,986 Two days ago, 987 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:12,615 our friend and fellow inmate, Poussey Washington, 988 00:54:12,700 --> 00:54:14,868 was murdered by a prison guard. 989 00:54:16,590 --> 00:54:17,924 Poussey Washington. 990 00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:23,210 And I'm sayin' her name again because it can't ever be said enough. 991 00:54:24,712 --> 00:54:28,173 Now, as you can see, Judy King ain't injured 992 00:54:28,256 --> 00:54:30,217 and she ain't a hostage. 993 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:34,471 And she has a statement that she'd like to make at this time. 994 00:54:35,868 --> 00:54:38,225 And good morning, my fellow Americans. 995 00:54:39,226 --> 00:54:43,011 "This prison has put me through unimaginable suffering." 996 00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:44,972 "And I am not a victim of this riot..." 997 00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,038 No, she will not... 998 00:54:47,699 --> 00:54:49,952 She is not gonna be making a statement. 999 00:54:50,973 --> 00:54:52,557 Sorry. 1000 00:54:52,632 --> 00:54:54,593 She will not be speaking for us 1001 00:54:54,676 --> 00:54:59,681 because Judy King can't speak for the inmates of this prison. 1002 00:54:59,765 --> 00:55:01,934 She was kept separate from us, 1003 00:55:02,017 --> 00:55:06,230 held in a private room with better treatment and a seltzer-maker. 1004 00:55:06,313 --> 00:55:11,068 And moments after our friend, Poussey Washington, 1005 00:55:11,151 --> 00:55:15,197 was murdered by a guard for doing nothing wrong, 1006 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:19,534 Judy King was packing her bags to go home on early release. 1007 00:55:20,535 --> 00:55:25,457 Because she's rich and white and powerful. 1008 00:55:28,627 --> 00:55:32,256 Now, our fight is not with Judy King. 1009 00:55:32,339 --> 00:55:36,385 Our fight is with a system that don't give a damn 1010 00:55:36,468 --> 00:55:42,182 about poor people and brown people and poor brown people. 1011 00:55:43,282 --> 00:55:44,741 Our fight... 1012 00:55:46,019 --> 00:55:47,436 is with the folks... 1013 00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:52,588 who hold our demands in their hands. 1014 00:55:53,626 --> 00:55:55,712 Which you people need to read, by the way, 1015 00:55:55,737 --> 00:55:59,366 and stop watching this fool shit comin' out of here online 1016 00:55:59,449 --> 00:56:01,676 and get a hold of our demand list because 1017 00:56:01,701 --> 00:56:05,144 those demands are fair and necessary, 1018 00:56:05,254 --> 00:56:09,330 and show that we intend to keep this demonstration 1019 00:56:09,543 --> 00:56:13,047 peaceful and focused on change. 1020 00:56:14,799 --> 00:56:17,927 Now, Judy King is free to leave. 1021 00:56:18,010 --> 00:56:20,179 She's not a hostage and you can have her back. 1022 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:22,670 Judy, get the hell out of here. 1023 00:56:29,146 --> 00:56:31,523 Oh, my God. What did I just do? 1024 00:56:33,704 --> 00:56:35,248 You fuckin' freed my ho! 1025 00:56:36,461 --> 00:56:38,379 Who's gonna tend to my African sunflower? 1026 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:41,127 You ever think about a career in the church? 1027 00:56:41,241 --> 00:56:44,078 That was something. 1028 00:56:44,161 --> 00:56:45,913 You did her right. 1029 00:56:45,996 --> 00:56:47,998 You did our girl right, T. 1030 00:56:48,082 --> 00:56:49,946 Open this door! 1031 00:56:51,439 --> 00:56:52,732 Open the door or I'll shoot! 1032 00:57:02,471 --> 00:57:04,890 Uh, I'm fine. 1033 00:57:05,933 --> 00:57:07,351 Hey! Hey! 1034 00:57:07,434 --> 00:57:08,853 Drop your weapon! 1035 00:57:08,936 --> 00:57:09,979 Drop it! 1036 00:57:11,146 --> 00:57:13,357 Oh, my God. Let me out of here! 1037 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,442 Put it down! Put down the weapon! 1038 00:57:15,525 --> 00:57:17,402 Move in! Move in! 1039 00:57:26,332 --> 00:57:31,332 KatmovieHD.nl