1 00:00:12,766 --> 00:00:17,766 KatmovieHD.nl 2 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,758 Ma'am, this is a pet grooming facility. 3 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,968 Yeah... Yeah, no, it does sound like Fancy's very sick. 4 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,552 But you need to find a vet to put her down, 5 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:35,888 I don't do that. 6 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,055 Hey, son, do me a favor. 7 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:38,682 Grab me a bottle of Black Dahlia, will you? 8 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,519 Yeah... No, I can understand the confusion, ma'am. 9 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,479 It's "dyeing," with an "E"? 10 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,857 Yeah, that's fine. 11 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,191 Good luck, ma'am. 12 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,031 Am I a monster, Dad? 13 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,034 Aw, crud. 14 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:58,827 She must be in heat. 15 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,496 Hormones will hink up the dye. Do me a favor. 16 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,041 Pour me out a mess of the Hautedog Tender Green. 17 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,627 And pour in some Profound Blue if it's too pea soupy. 18 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,171 These people are weirdly particular about the gradient. 19 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,675 I didn't even want to take this job, 20 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,592 given this type's proclivities. 21 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:15,928 Reefer, like it's oxygen. 22 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,387 I swear, you will go broke in this business 23 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:18,806 trying to stick to your principles. 24 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:21,684 Hell, I put a stud vest on a poodle for a couple of fruits last week. 25 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:29,232 Mr. Caputo told me to leave, but I... I didn't listen. 26 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:32,986 Come on, now. You know, life is complicated. 27 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,280 This one time, I lost a shih tzu. Beautiful animal. 28 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,783 I was supposed to cage her alone, but I muffed up, 29 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,868 put her in with a goldie, was dyed like a lion. 30 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:41,411 Bam! Heart attack. 31 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:45,415 Christ, Bax, where are your gloves? That is semi-permanent dye. 32 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:48,585 Go inside, wash up, and rub 'em good, or it's gonna stain for weeks. 33 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,928 This is one hell of a mess. 34 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,974 What's going on with this guy's face? 35 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,851 Sir, with respect, 36 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:05,811 we have minutes till this thing turns ugly. 37 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,354 All I need is a lean force, 38 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:10,107 maybe a half dozen men in full gear, and your go-ahead. 39 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,150 It'll be a quick operation. 40 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,111 - Minimal casualties. - Desi? 41 00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:17,990 I got two men here. Say they're waiting on Judy King. 42 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,783 Wait. King's still inside? 43 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:24,162 Son of a whore. If Judy King is inside, nobody storms anything, you hear me? 44 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,397 We wait this out. 45 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,491 Sir? 46 00:03:26,516 --> 00:03:29,226 We get their demands and shut this down. 47 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,462 Before any more pictures like this get out. 48 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,466 Lucky they didn't put King in the hostage photo. 49 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:37,801 Christ! 50 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,012 We were supposed to pick her up, like, a couple hours ago... 51 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,180 - Guys, why don't we step out here? - I know you got a lot on... 52 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,766 Why don't we step behind the line over here? 53 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:46,601 I really appreciate your patience, guys. Thank you so much for your patience. 54 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,940 Y'all are gettin' distracted here. 55 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,901 We got to keep focus on Bayley. 56 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:57,863 I wanna see the fetus-faced fuck go down bad as anyone. 57 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,866 But we ain't got much time before they start bringin' in the tanks. 58 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,993 Might as well take advantage. 59 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,246 What you mean "ain't got much time"? We got hostages. 60 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:08,040 Yeah, but it's still a clock on all of this 61 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,582 if we're gonna be real about it. 62 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,959 Hey, hey! 63 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:13,003 I don't think that's how it's supposed to fit. 64 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,713 Look, you just worry about digging out your burqa, bitch. 65 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:19,634 How many times I gotta tell you, we're not all the same kinda Muslim? 66 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:23,471 Yes! Bruce Lee! 67 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:26,224 Come on, T. Get it while it's good. 68 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,601 Classic Air Max? 69 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,728 Oh, shit. 70 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:33,648 Please, please, please be my size. 71 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:35,525 Please be my size. 72 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,826 Yo, this is like Christmas! 73 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,455 Cinde-fuckin'-rella! 74 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,462 Oh, man. 75 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,965 I'll save this for Suzanne, for when she feelin' better. 76 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:02,052 Attention, inmates of Litchfield. 77 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,430 In an effort to resolve this quickly and without violence, 78 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:08,725 we are ready to hear your demands. 79 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:11,728 To repeat, 80 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:17,192 inmates of Litchfield, we are ready to hear your demands. 81 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,987 He saying we get to ask for shit now! 82 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:25,242 We are ready to hear your demands. 83 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,869 Hey, did you hear that? 84 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,411 All I hear is ringing. 85 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,123 What the fuck did they give us? 86 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,416 Uh, something about commands? 87 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,960 Or demands? 88 00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:39,923 He's ready to... spear our hands? What? 89 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,633 Oh, shit! 90 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,969 Are they gonna crucify us? 91 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,053 Ah! 92 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:46,889 Or maybe it was ants. 93 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:51,726 He's ready to something some ants? 94 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,854 I have these aunts... back in Boston. 95 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,689 And I'm pretty sure they're witches 96 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,233 because, this one time, 97 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,736 I went over to the house and they were making this big pot of... 98 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,405 Oh! Oh, I know what he said. 99 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:06,909 De-pants! 100 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:09,869 Molester! 101 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,168 Yours are prettier than mine. 102 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:18,420 So pink... I got an idea! 103 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,923 Take that. 104 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:26,844 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 105 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:30,140 Dress up like COs and pull everybody's pants down? 106 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,519 COs Taylor and Rice reporting for duty! 107 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,276 Ow! 108 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,402 Watch out. 109 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,237 Hey, candy bars. 110 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,823 Yeah. Nice phone. 111 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,201 Wanna trade? 112 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,660 What else you got? 113 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:54,914 - Yeah. Mmm-hmm. - Yeah? 114 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:58,335 - Done. Can I have those? - No. 115 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:02,005 Consider yourself de-pantsed, inmate. 116 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:05,758 Oh, oh, can we borrow your phone? I wanna make crank calls. 117 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,928 No, you just pantsed me. So fuck y'all! Fuck y'all. 118 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:12,849 But we wanna call bars and ask for Helda Dick. 119 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:15,310 Or Helda Cocken-Meehan. 120 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,562 I think that's better. 121 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,106 I get it. 122 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,441 Hey, y'all should be really careful in those types of outfits, 123 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,151 'cause one time, my cousin, 124 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:26,196 she stole a mall cop's badge and she got caught. 125 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,406 And she went to juvie her whole growin' up 126 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,659 because she stole an entire rack of tube tops 127 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,578 from Contempo Casual. 128 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,706 Yeah, yeah, we know. Power erupts. 129 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,888 Hurry the fuck up, inmates. 130 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,516 Yeah, ain't you hear? We get whatever we want now. 131 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,394 Which one of you stink? 132 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,854 Luschek pissed himself. 133 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:01,773 I told you guys I had to go. 134 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,276 I'm sorry. I was born with an oversized prostate. 135 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,195 It's a burden, but it makes for any anal stim... 136 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,157 Not another word, piss-bitch. 137 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:13,201 You guys, get the shit out of the bubble. 138 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:21,751 - No, don't do that. - What? I made it up. 139 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,046 Still, you could be sending messages and not even know it. 140 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,673 I did this once to a guy, 141 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,134 you know, to, like, show him that I thought he had a small dick, 142 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,468 and he thought I was a Crip. 143 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,179 Like you'd be anything but a Sureño. 144 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,513 What an idiot. 145 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:39,019 I think I'm gonna ask for a contouring palette as my demand. 146 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,604 Get an Amazon Wish List. 147 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,356 That way they know the brand to get you, 148 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,483 and they don't buy you that cheap shit that makes you break out. 149 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,573 - Let's go! - But, seriously, I need my insulin. 150 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,825 - Get in. - Can you untie us at least? 151 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,243 It'll be crowded in there. 152 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,869 You can't leave us in there without any food or water. 153 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:57,954 At least water. 154 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,956 Drink each other's spit. 155 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:04,794 Get your ass... 156 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,590 Something about this one, though. 157 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:13,678 Hmm. 158 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,060 Flaritza! 159 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,396 Take that one to medical. I'm sick of lookin' at his face. 160 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,986 My hair hasn't looked this bad since White Trash Bash sophomore year. 161 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,946 We need to work on your posture. 162 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,823 I have an anterior pelvic tilt. 163 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,201 You have anterior white privilege. 164 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,952 You look like you have too much to live for. 165 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,496 Walk with oppression. 166 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,998 Let me see some persecution in those shoulders. 167 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,254 All right, great. 168 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,046 Can we go now? 169 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,591 You. Not you, Lassie. 170 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,051 You've officially graduated the Vauseman Finishing School. 171 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,220 Mazel tov. 172 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,513 You can't abandon me. 173 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,099 Alex, would it kill us to let her tag along? 174 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:03,353 Plus, we can use her as a human shield when they bust in with all the AK-47s. 175 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,313 No, MCC would never, never have AKs. 176 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,814 Those are, like, $600 a pop... 177 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:08,858 Sometimes $560 if you can find a sale. 178 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,778 Great, so we don't even rate a semiautomatic. 179 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,364 Let's go. She's deadweight. 180 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,909 I'll tell MCC... about the dead guard. 181 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,994 I heard you in the stall. 182 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:22,872 I know that you have involvement. 183 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,707 Be my guest. 184 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,293 Tell the world. 185 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,085 We're just being nice. She's just being nice. 186 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,256 Don't be ungrateful. You don't know me. 187 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,133 I'm grateful. I'm so grateful. 188 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,470 Seriously? 189 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:41,724 Are you fucking kidding me with this, Little? 190 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,518 Of course it didn't fly at Liquor Barn. 191 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,729 Yolanda fucking Ono? 192 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,815 It says here you weigh 180. 193 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:53,027 Any idiot knows Alpha Zeta Delta won't even consider potentials above 135. 194 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,865 Now I have to go and get all six kegs myself? 195 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,619 I'm so sorry, Meggs. I totally let you down. 196 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:05,790 You disappoint one of us, you disappoint all of us. 197 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:08,418 Tell it to the group. 198 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:12,922 Sisters, I apologize from the bottom of my heart. 199 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,762 I know you were counting on me, and I totally messed up, 200 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,681 and I will do everything in my power to make it up to you 201 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,975 because your love and respect, it really means everything to me. 202 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,936 I'm really sorry. 203 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,523 Ugh... pick up your face. 204 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,654 All right, beeyotches! 205 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,491 I know you all got Tammy's letter in your boxes, 206 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:43,411 yet I'm still seeing, like, a thousand N-O's around this room. 207 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,288 So to recap... 208 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,626 I don't care how cold it is outside. 209 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,128 No hideous puffy coats. No pants. 210 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,757 And no flat-ass fucking hair. I mean, Jesus H... 211 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,427 Yeah, I'm talking to you, tits-on-a-stick Stacey. 212 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,514 I don't care if you have to stand in front of a mirror for three hours 213 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,766 teasing the shit out of it! 214 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,560 I wanna see some fucking volume when those Phi Sigs walk in tonight. 215 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,980 I mean... 216 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,982 this is the meaning of sisterhood, right? 217 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:18,696 We owe it to each other as strong, independent women 218 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:23,368 to maintain this chapter's reputation as the raddest chicks on campus. 219 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,203 'Cause you're an Alpha girl now! 220 00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,372 Who's with me? 221 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,375 All for one, and one for Alpha! 222 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,168 Let me hear some noise! 223 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,587 All for one and one for Alpha! 224 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,052 Try not to say anything or make eye contact with anybody. 225 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,013 Especially the Latinas. 226 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,192 And come up with some kind of a backstory. 227 00:12:46,322 --> 00:12:47,874 Not that you should tell anybody. 228 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,811 Except if you need to. 229 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,521 Uh... 230 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,815 What's the very worst thing you've ever done? 231 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,693 I... 232 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,570 Have you ever broken the law? 233 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,279 Honestly, I've always been a pretty good girl. 234 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:04,992 One time, in college, I got busted for a fake ID. 235 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,118 Great! 236 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,287 You're in for forgery. 237 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:21,634 Damn, it's like Black Friday in here. 238 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,429 Those sales are racist as shit. 239 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:28,307 Make us fight over cheap TVs while white folks sit at home eating turkey, 240 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,851 laughin' at us on the news. 241 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,312 No. White, black, Puerto Rican, Jewish... 242 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:36,273 we all like us a 75%-off plasma screen. 243 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,526 Why you think they call it "Black Friday"? 244 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:42,238 I say we tell 'em we ain't lettin' no one else in this prison 245 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,948 until Bayley is in chains. 246 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,324 That's our demand. 247 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,619 - I'm cool with that. - Me, too. 248 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,373 Hold up. That's our only demand? 249 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,874 You got somethin' more important? 250 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,085 No. I just think we have an opportunity here. 251 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,588 I mean, he did say "demands"... 252 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,256 plural. 253 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,008 Why not think bigger? 254 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,218 A'ight, yeah, I get you. 255 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,012 Let's talk about creature comforts. 256 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,182 New unis, softer sheets... 257 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,435 Reese's Pieces. Mmm, you ever had them fried? 258 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,687 I think you mean "Ree-see's Pee-see's." 259 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:15,772 What's a Pee-see? 260 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,611 And Bayley, obviously. 261 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,237 Fry him up, too. 262 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,574 Also, we have to get everyone's demands to make it count. 263 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:30,036 And why we gotta include everyone? P was our girl. 264 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,955 Yeah, but this ain't only our riot. 265 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,999 Worst thing you can do 266 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:37,334 is take another woman's voice when she's finally found it. 267 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,379 Even if she's drivin' you crazy, 268 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,840 messin' up your house, sleepin' in your bed, even. 269 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,635 You can't deny her the right to say her piece, 270 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,345 or shit can get real dark real fast. 271 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,974 She right, T. 272 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,851 If we don't work together... 273 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,479 every day's gonna be Black Friday in this bitch. 274 00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,982 She hasn't responded to our texts. 275 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,276 Look, if he's not gonna do anything, I'm marching in there myself. 276 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,862 Easy there, Tony Stark. We need to stay calm. 277 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,407 How can I stay calm when my wife's trapped in there, Bill? 278 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,491 Sir! 279 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:13,120 It has been hours, and we have seen zero sign of Judy. 280 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,664 We are extremely concerned. 281 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,875 About Judy King? Have you met her? 282 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:20,127 Gentlemen, there's nothing to worry about. 283 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,129 This will all be settled in a matter of hours. 284 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,380 Why... why don't you go get some dinner? 285 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,132 By the time you get back, she'll be all ready to go. 286 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,469 You hear that, Reg? 287 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,637 It's gonna be okay. 288 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,641 I promise you, Judy is fine. 289 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,644 I am not fine! 290 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:38,688 Are you eatin'? 291 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,817 You do not eat during my billable hours, you son of a bitch! 292 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,777 Now find me a helicopter 293 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,280 and a blindfold for my flicker vertigo, and get me the fuck out of here. 294 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,076 Thing One and Thing Two are right outside. Best to hang tight. 295 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,703 I'm sure they'll have you out of there soon. 296 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,914 They can't get to me. I can't get to them. 297 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,166 It's getting dark. 298 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,669 These ladies are armed and angry. 299 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,630 Leeson, I am not playing games. 300 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,089 I don't know if I'm gonna survive the night. 301 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,220 Fucker! I can hear you chewing! 302 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348 They're gonna come get us any minute, right? 303 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,684 Fuck yeah. Piscatella's gonna take care of it. 304 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,561 Piscatella's not taking care of anything. 305 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,606 He's never stepping foot in my prison again. 306 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,567 This doesn't look like your prison anymore, does it, Boss? 307 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,777 Not that it ever was. 308 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,154 The way you let these animals walk all over us. 309 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,365 Oh, this is my fault? Huh? 310 00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,494 Which one of you geniuses brought in a fucking gun? 311 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,412 That's what started all this. 312 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,270 Actually, I'm pretty sure it was your 313 00:16:38,295 --> 00:16:40,356 off-script press conference there, Chief. 314 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,418 Come on, guys. Lay off. 315 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,587 Oh, shut up, piss-bitch. 316 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,089 Look, you wanna go after Caputo, fine. 317 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,217 But I think the real problem is these crazy bitches have a gun. 318 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,888 Actually, I'm not so sure they do. 319 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,277 Flores? 320 00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:09,853 What? 321 00:17:09,878 --> 00:17:11,296 What are you doing? 322 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,741 Reading guard files. 323 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,618 Knowledge is power. 324 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,290 Have you, by any chance, 325 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:25,086 come across the name "Wes Driscoll"? 326 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:29,716 I think the Almas has his initials tattooed on his wrist. 327 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,551 I smell something. 328 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,177 Almas? 329 00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,680 Yes, you know, ape-man. 330 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,766 What do you people call it, hmm? Bigfoot? Yeti? 331 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,811 Hairy, neckless sadist with pituitary issues? 332 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,189 Carahuevo. 333 00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:50,987 That's a Bigfoot? 334 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,280 Penis face. 335 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,531 Oh, yeah. 336 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,702 That is one penis face. 337 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,715 Hey. 338 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,050 Hey! 339 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:15,720 Hey! 340 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,557 Everyone! Clear the fuck out! 341 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,685 Mama's gonna make everybody dinner 342 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,437 while everyone else in this prison loses their fucking mind. 343 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,315 Mira, let's go! 344 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,317 Shit. 345 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,077 You two, stay and help me. 346 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,456 Put on some aprons. 347 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,126 Not that food safety's our main concern these days. 348 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,755 Nah, chica. 349 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,341 But I'm hungry. 350 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,969 Oh, you worked up an appetite playing Scarface, huh? 351 00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:39,595 That don't mean you get to skip the line. 352 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:43,015 We all in this together now, thanks to you and that gun. 353 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,143 Look, I gotta tell you something. 354 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,481 I lost it. The gun. 355 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,066 Somebody took it from me. 356 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,528 Good, then it's not your problem no more. 357 00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,239 Go on. Chop. 358 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,492 And from now on, you stay by me. Outta trouble. 359 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,831 Wow. This is a big knife. 360 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,292 You know what? 361 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,462 Why don't you go stir the pot? 'Cause you're good at that. 362 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,972 We'll alternate between intercostal 363 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,391 and diaphragmatic breathing. 364 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,852 Take a deep inhale... 365 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,940 ...and we'll hold it for a count of ten. 366 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,403 One, two... 367 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,535 Clearly, it's working great. 368 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,373 Think of this as nature's CPAP machine. 369 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:50,707 Now when you inhale, 370 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,169 make sure to contract your lower abs 371 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,087 and squeeze your Kegels. 372 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,423 New one from Reg. 373 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,258 "Concerned about you. 374 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,178 Yearning for you back." Blah, blah, blah... 375 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:07,266 Oh! There's a thing about him wanting to watch Bill 376 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:12,229 "fill her out like an application" later tonight. 377 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,565 Classic Reg. 378 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,193 Textbook compersion. 379 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,485 Textbook what now? 380 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,906 Oh, it's that feeling you get watching someone you love... 381 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,115 make love to... 382 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,160 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... Bill this time. 383 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:31,540 "Relieved to hear you're being well taken care of." 384 00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,875 "Heading out for din." 385 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,378 "Will procure numnums for our lady 386 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,422 from wherever we end up." 387 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,049 That bitch! 388 00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:42,134 I knew it. 389 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,011 While we're suffering this depravity, 390 00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:47,223 she's off somewhere getting the golden riot treatment. 391 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,810 You think they have food there? 'Cause I'd like some numnums for myself. 392 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:53,270 Oh, they're probably peeling her grapes. Come on! 393 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:56,023 We're finding the Judy King panic room. 394 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,363 Hey, Heat Miser. 395 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:06,367 You fading out on me? We have work to do. 396 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:08,244 Oh. 397 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:11,455 Oh... 398 00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:15,960 What is this? 399 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,964 "All natural energy supplement"? 400 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,967 Vitamins. I found them in the guard's locker. 401 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,302 Took one earlier. They work pretty good. 402 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:45,322 Where did you get this? 403 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,699 It tastes so... green. 404 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,493 McCullough's doing a cleanse. 405 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,251 I know it's dinnertime. 406 00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,462 No, past dinnertime, actually. 407 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:03,132 Now, I know this because the sun has gone down 408 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,092 and we haven't even eaten yet. 409 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:14,393 I am not afraid of the dark. Mmm-hmm. 410 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,479 The universe is dark all the time. 411 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,192 Stars are what make it light. 412 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:25,988 So... it's always night, depending on how hard you look. 413 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,366 Or day, depending on how you see it. 414 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:33,287 What's important is ghosts are not real. 415 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,415 Ghost! 416 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,301 Oh! It's just Mrs. King. 417 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,972 Pleasant evening to you, Madam. 418 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,561 Oh! 419 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,606 These uniforms are so scratchy. 420 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,233 They're supposed to be a cotton/poly blend, 421 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,568 but all I'm feeling is the poly. 422 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,362 Not breathable at all. Am I right? 423 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,823 You know, I was saying the same thing to Pipes. 424 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,368 We talk about fabric blends in prison all the time. 425 00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,287 You could help, you know. 426 00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:16,372 Shh! 427 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,666 Yo, Vause, the fuck was that in the chapel? 428 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:24,088 Just exercising my First Amendment rights, Ruiz. 429 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,215 Didn't mean to interrupt your Gitmo torture parade. 430 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,676 Are you looking for a Nazi happy face on your arm, too? 431 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,096 Right now, there's three of us and one of you. 432 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,680 So are you sure you want to be getting in my face? 433 00:24:33,764 --> 00:24:36,517 You think blonde Katy Perry and... 434 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:39,895 I never seen you before. 435 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,024 Um, I'm... 436 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,484 'Cause we all look like janky versions of white celebrities to you. 437 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,361 Kinda. Yeah. 438 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,614 Uh, Von Barlow. 439 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:53,742 Pleasure to meet you. I'm the Counterfeit Cunt of Connecticut. 440 00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,702 You mean, you're not a real cunt? 441 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,830 So that means you can make fake shit? 442 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,376 Birth certificates, driver's licenses... 443 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,711 My specialty's a ten dollar bill but, you know, 444 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,463 they go Tubman on me, I might be screwed. 445 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:09,591 Yeah. What the fuck is that, huh? 446 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,260 How about Cesar Chavez or Che? 447 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:16,598 You know, I know I don't know you very well, but... 448 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,686 you seem like the type of woman who appreciates honesty. 449 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,897 I don't know who those guys are. 450 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:32,823 You know what, Connecticunt? 451 00:25:33,824 --> 00:25:35,742 Something different about you. 452 00:25:36,743 --> 00:25:38,287 Rest of the white girls here? 453 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,746 Fucking... 454 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,041 Blow, suck, blow... 455 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,008 Come on, little sis. I've gotta piss. 456 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,803 - Oh, I'm in the middle of... - Hoes before suck and blows. 457 00:25:54,886 --> 00:25:57,556 Let's go! We're pissters. 458 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,060 Wait! Come back soon. 459 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,273 I'm so wasted. 460 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,155 Yo, Linda! 461 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:15,199 - Hey! Yeah! - You gotta get in here! 462 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:18,076 They're playing beer pong with Other Jim's glass eye. 463 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,370 It's off the chain. 464 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,080 Okay, yo! We'll be right there! 465 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,083 Hey, are you almost ready? 466 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:27,794 I'm trying. It's this fucking UTI. 467 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,881 Maybe they got the rally towels out of the house toilet, 468 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,425 and we can use the house bathroom. 469 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,761 Come on, Meggs. Pick up your face. 470 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,389 We've already missed, like, 20 minutes of action. 471 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,682 Come on, you're an Alpha. 472 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,144 A strong, independent woman. "All for one and one for Alpha!" 473 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,020 Yeah! 474 00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,731 Yes! Okay, awesome! 475 00:26:47,814 --> 00:26:49,024 So you're good, right? 476 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,901 Are you good? 477 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,445 Okay, awesome. I'm outtie. 478 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,156 Good luck. 479 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,787 All right, so tell me about your symptoms. 480 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,748 I got back pain and, uh, headaches. 481 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,958 Okay. Uh, Dr. Nicky, 482 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:10,003 we got some head pains and some back pains. 483 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,214 Aah! Bullshit junkie. 484 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,217 Hey, give her some, uh, muscle relaxers. 485 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,262 It'll, uh, help with the crave, give you a little bit of happy. 486 00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,556 Possible side is some numbness in your extremities. 487 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,849 Aw, look at you. So cute. 488 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,685 You're like one of those commercials where they're like... 489 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:27,479 "This will help with your high blood pressure." 490 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,469 Possible side effects will include nausea, 491 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:31,578 dizziness, a loss of will to live, 492 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,110 hives, feelings of anger, aggression, 493 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:37,781 tremors, dry mouth, insomnia and a limp. 494 00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,951 "Enjoy your life without high blood pressure!" 495 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:42,244 Can I have my drugs now? 496 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,455 Can I get my drugs now, too? 497 00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,374 I wanna not feel this way anymore. 498 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,000 I'm sorry, all right. 499 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,919 You can't cheat grief. 500 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,588 Unfortunately. 501 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,841 I guess I can give you some sleeping pills, huh? 502 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,634 But you're gonna have to wake up eventually. 503 00:27:58,796 --> 00:28:00,929 I can give you some Klonopin, 504 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:05,141 or whatever expired off-brand shit version they have here, 505 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:09,396 and, uh, you know, you'll feel good and numb for a while, 506 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,023 but then you'll spill a glass of water or trip on your shoelace, 507 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:14,276 find yourself weeping for four hours, no idea why. 508 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,987 I mean, uh, I could give you some Dilaudid. 509 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,866 Nah, you're gonna get addicted to heroin, 510 00:28:20,949 --> 00:28:23,410 get sent down to Max for doing some stupid junkie shit, 511 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:27,122 find yourself sucking off a CO in a closet for one last hit, 512 00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:30,667 and, you know, maybe realize that you were just hopelessly in love 513 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:35,088 with an incredible, insane, beautiful woman 514 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,466 who's never going to love you back. 515 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,969 It is just not worth it. 516 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,682 Uh, I'm sorry, um... 517 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:48,935 my notes have you with a herpes outbreak. 518 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,147 That's a drag. They have you on the daily Valtrex, huh? 519 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,829 Excuse me! 520 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:10,165 Hey! 521 00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,667 Excuse me! 522 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,918 Everyone! 523 00:29:14,795 --> 00:29:16,880 - Hey! - Hello! 524 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,968 Thank you. 525 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:23,219 Now all you bitches quiet down 526 00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:26,097 so my Muslim friend here can talk a little bit. 527 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,977 Um... yeah. 528 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:33,855 So we been talking, 529 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:37,025 and we have a plan we'd like to run by all of you 530 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,819 concerning the demands. 531 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:40,571 Who put you in charge? 532 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,157 Why should we listen to some dark bitch in a headdress? 533 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,493 That ain't a headdress, Nazi. 534 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,829 I'm not a Nazi. She's a Nazi. 535 00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,623 Everybody shut the fuck up. 536 00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:55,377 The thing is... we got hostages. 537 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,631 So that means we get to make demands. 538 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,092 Now, we can do this two ways. 539 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:06,137 One, like a bunch of animals, like how they treat us. 540 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:09,975 Or two, like civilized human beings. 541 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,018 Like how we want them to treat us. 542 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,605 She's right. 543 00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,858 Even if we really all split and hatin' on each other, 544 00:30:19,025 --> 00:30:21,862 they can't know that or we lose all our power. 545 00:30:21,945 --> 00:30:27,409 If we wanna turn this place right, we have to speak as one united group. 546 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,827 Exactly. 547 00:30:29,911 --> 00:30:34,833 The way we see it, this is our one chance to make this fucking hellhole 548 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,835 slightly less hellhole-ish. 549 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:40,589 - So, uh, dream big, ladies. - Let's do it. 550 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,592 No idea is a bad idea. 551 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,511 No more guard fingers up my asshole. 552 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:47,429 Really uncomfortable to me. 553 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,640 No more random cavity searches. Yes! 554 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,350 Free tampons. 555 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:55,311 The good kind! The one with the plastic shooter that goes in you. 556 00:30:55,396 --> 00:31:00,526 Keep going. Better education. Access to competent lawyers. 557 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:04,320 And, uh, and regular doctors' visits with actual doctors. 558 00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,114 Amnesty. 559 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,866 For all of us. 560 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,952 The first thing we gotta ask for is no extra time. 561 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,997 And nobody goes to Max for being part of this whole thing. 562 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,751 It'll be Hundred Flowers all over again. 563 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,836 Aw, I'd love a hundred flowers. 564 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,381 In, like, some window boxes or something? 565 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,799 Ice cream sundae bar. 566 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,384 Latin class. 567 00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:27,068 What? 568 00:31:27,093 --> 00:31:28,595 Pizza for lunch every day. 569 00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,263 How about the moon? Why not just ask for the moon? 570 00:31:30,346 --> 00:31:32,808 I know. A antigravity chamber. 571 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,143 We could float around and do flips and stuff. 572 00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,227 Like astronauts. 573 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:39,481 Okay, forget what I said. 574 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,983 Some ideas are bad ideas. 575 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,406 How about some Hot Cheetos? 576 00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,867 What about Takis? Takis! 577 00:31:50,951 --> 00:31:52,077 Hey, Al... 578 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:57,791 I think she's wearing my sweatshirt. 579 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:04,047 Another life. Let it go. 580 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:08,093 If you could have anything in the world, what would you have? 581 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,260 Vaginal orgasms. 582 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,554 I hear it's a thing. 583 00:32:15,642 --> 00:32:17,519 What about you, Jackie O? Any demands? 584 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,105 I'd like my girlfriend back. 585 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,066 Atta girl. Speak the truth. 586 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,654 I mean, why can't they let us have cell phones all the time? 587 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,322 Because it zaps your brain. 588 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:31,992 Look at this one. 589 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:34,035 New guards is what we need. 590 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,037 No more of these nasty fucks. 591 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:39,666 Oh, look at this lady who dressed her cat in a freaking bathing suit. 592 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,336 Oh, what about only lady guards? 593 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,880 Oh, my God, no. 594 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,048 No. Women can be so mean to each other. 595 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,135 I mean, except for you, I'm really mean to women. 596 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:51,553 - Right. - That's true. 597 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,056 Evening, everyone. How is your riot going so far? 598 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:59,394 I'd give it about a six out of ten. I think it's a little, uh, tame, frankly. 599 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,897 Right? I was expecting more fireworks. 600 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,899 Oh, there's still time for fireworks. 601 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,233 This is Von Barlow. 602 00:33:05,316 --> 00:33:07,778 She floated down a river in a basket, and now she's ours. 603 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,905 I like how calm it is in here. 604 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,074 I think everything is gonna be okay. 605 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,160 You know, a little water and some honey... 606 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,579 that's gonna tame that frizz, okay? 607 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,455 - You want me to show you later? - Uh-huh. 608 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,583 Oh, yeah? Okay. There you go. 609 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,627 Girls, I'm so happy to see you. 610 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,671 We're really onto something with the big homo. 611 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:26,922 "Big homo"? 612 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,341 Yes, there are a lot of us around here. 613 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,968 Not girl homo. 614 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:34,846 I'm sorry, are you starting a gay witch hunt right now? 615 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,057 No. Weren't you listening? 616 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,725 Boy homos only. 617 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,226 Piscatella. 618 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,352 Yeah, he's awful. 619 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:44,272 Homos can also be assholes. 620 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,107 But why are we hung up on the homo thing? 621 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:47,984 You're all bullshitting around, 622 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:49,945 making demands no one's ever going to listen to. 623 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,739 I'm the only one doing the real work around here. 624 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,074 Who's this? 625 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:57,243 Uh, some sort of coin locker baby. 626 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,918 Red, what is going on with you? You okay? 627 00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,336 You don't look so good. 628 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,588 Wanna take a nap, maybe? 629 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,214 Forget it. 630 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:13,218 You'll be thanking me when we bust this thing open. 631 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,928 I have to go feed the eyebrow now. 632 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:16,262 We need fuel. 633 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,728 This was supposed to have chunks of real carrot in it. 634 00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,813 And in the picture there was a sprig of parsley in the bowl. 635 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,107 I bet they never serve this with parsley, do they? 636 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,738 - No. - These are substandard conditions. 637 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,198 We need better food. Better quality uniforms. 638 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,407 This is a Tier Two facility. 639 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,577 Whatever they're paying for this crap, they're getting ripped off. 640 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,121 You sing it, sister. 641 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,831 Thank you. 642 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,590 She was my big sister. 643 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,675 I learned everything from her. 644 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,427 Didn't anyone notice how intoxicated she was? 645 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,096 The last time I saw her, she was having fun. 646 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,598 Happy. 647 00:34:59,681 --> 00:35:00,849 What time was that? 648 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,308 Around 10:00, I think. Maybe later. 649 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,896 All right. That can't be long before she went outside. 650 00:35:05,979 --> 00:35:07,648 Were you the last person she talked to? 651 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,525 I couldn't say, Officer. 652 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,027 Did you notice she was gone? 653 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,824 I noticed that her drinking had gotten worse, 654 00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,326 what with the stress of finals and her breakup with Todd and all, 655 00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:23,121 but I didn't think it had gotten this bad. 656 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,082 Come to think of it, 657 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:30,086 she did have a bit of an outburst before the party last night. 658 00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:32,588 Maybe she was on something. 659 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,008 Cocaine, maybe? 660 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:37,177 Or something worse. 661 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:41,097 Gosh, maybe this was all a cry for help. 662 00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:46,061 She did seem awfully... depressed. 663 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:49,648 I hope it wasn't... intentional. 664 00:35:50,565 --> 00:35:52,567 Oh, my God, I can't even believe I'm saying this. 665 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,152 She was my big sister. 666 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,238 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 667 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,204 "Her name was Poussey Washington." 668 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:09,125 "She was kind and loyal, smart..." 669 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,587 She was murdered. 670 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,380 CO Bayley murdered her. 671 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,843 She was murdered. 672 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,971 CO Bayley murdered her. 673 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:24,349 And we want justice. 674 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:45,604 So you want us to arrest you? 675 00:36:45,659 --> 00:36:46,730 For murder? 676 00:36:46,755 --> 00:36:48,047 Yes, sirs. 677 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:50,709 I'm a bad man. Did... did bad things. 678 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,335 You know, like I... I told you. 679 00:36:52,418 --> 00:36:55,964 Mr. Caputo says it... it makes a monster. 680 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,926 Harold, do you have any idea what this kid's trying to confess? 681 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:03,429 Probably another one of these poor fuckers with PTSD, 682 00:37:03,513 --> 00:37:05,390 wanting penance for Iraq. 683 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,600 Or he's been sniffing bath salts all night. 684 00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:08,935 Look at his hands. 685 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,605 Listen, pal, we're gonna let you sleep it off, 686 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:15,441 and then we can talk about all the bad stuff you say you did... 687 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:16,902 tomorrow. 688 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:17,986 Tomorrow? 689 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,654 Tomorrow... tomorrow. No. 690 00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:21,740 No... no tomorrow. Bax today. 691 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,199 Bad monster. 692 00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:24,785 Ple... Please. Just... Today. 693 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,626 Oh, God. 694 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,130 Oh, thank Christ. 695 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:44,137 Please help me. 696 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:56,149 Oh. Oh, you girls gotta help me. 697 00:37:56,232 --> 00:37:57,984 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 698 00:37:58,068 --> 00:37:59,986 Aw. Sure thing, Mrs. King. 699 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,571 Thank you. 700 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:07,577 Oh, my God. 701 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,590 Those lying cunts. 702 00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,884 See, all we gotta do is, we gotta light a fire, right? 703 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,804 And then, when they open the door to let us out, we... we pounce. 704 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,555 And what makes you think they'd let us out? 705 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:30,600 Burning is an ugly way to go. 706 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,228 It'd be better in here 'cause at least we'd suffocate. 707 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:36,731 You should see it out... outside in a field. 708 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,109 The smell is one thing, but the way the body expels fluids... 709 00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:45,949 Yeah, okay, cool. So... so not that. 710 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,578 Any of you seen Black Mama White Mama? 711 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:52,538 It starts exactly like this. 712 00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,124 They're all chained together, 713 00:38:54,207 --> 00:38:56,251 and they have to escape these lesbian prison guards. 714 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,088 Then they end up in the Filipino jungle, though. 715 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,256 I don't know. 716 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,049 Oh, what about, uh, Caged Heat? 717 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:04,175 Anybody seen that? 718 00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,011 They escape in that one, too. 719 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:07,095 Almost. 720 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:10,306 The, uh, warden tortures them with his brain zapper. 721 00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:13,059 All right. Never mind. 722 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:15,603 If we can get them to open the door... 723 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,438 maybe we can strangle them with that cord. 724 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,025 Oh, hey. Fuck, wait. 725 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,861 Hey, there's this scene in The Big Bust-Out 5... 726 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:30,076 I'm a fan of the chicks behind bars genre. 727 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:34,372 Don't fucking judge me, okay? 728 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:36,457 There're worse things, like fucking Titanic. 729 00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,126 You seen that piece of shit? 730 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,879 Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio is a character actor. 731 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,255 He is not a leading man. 732 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,924 And he looks like a little boy. 733 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,092 Anyway, in The Big Bust-Out 5, 734 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:50,430 there's this super hot noire named Sapphire, huh? 735 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,307 And, uh, she gets the guards 736 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,642 to open up the door for her by asking for dinner. 737 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,269 And when they do, she's so grateful, 738 00:39:56,352 --> 00:39:59,147 she lets 'em spit roast her right in the cafeteria. 739 00:40:04,945 --> 00:40:06,779 So we get them to bring us dinner. 740 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,871 Please. We need food and water. 741 00:40:15,956 --> 00:40:18,124 It's only been a few hours. 742 00:40:18,208 --> 00:40:22,295 Tell Backstreet Boy to take his purple shorts off, then maybe we'll talk. 743 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,674 Hey, hey, hey. Rest easy. 744 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,093 Muscles is here. 745 00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,136 What "muscle"? You're like a baby Chihuahua. 746 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,555 Oh, make no mistake. 747 00:40:32,638 --> 00:40:36,559 My little buddy, Sparky, here, may look no bigger than Madonna's bicep, 748 00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,769 however I'd still bet on her to win the fight. 749 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,355 When'd you fight Madonna? 750 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,357 The point is that some people got muscles for show 751 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,650 and some people got muscles for go. I got 'em for go. 752 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:45,901 I don't buy it. 753 00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:48,279 Well, it all depends how you are under pressure. 754 00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:52,700 Sometimes when people get real riled up, they develop superhuman strength. 755 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,035 Happened to me once. 756 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,371 Oh, please tell. 757 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,415 - Well, there was this couple... - Ricky and Ricky's wife. 758 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:02,085 And they had the nicest trailer down there by the lake, 759 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:04,462 and they had the best meth ever. 760 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,047 Anyway, I was out there, right? 761 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,549 I was waitin', and Jo Jo comes out, the baby, 762 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:10,343 and he's crawlin' down the street. 763 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,637 I think he was, like, lookin' for his, like, pet guinea pig, 764 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,430 or, like, the cigarette that he must have dropped. 765 00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,807 Anyway, this car comes zoomin' up, 766 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,769 runs over his arm and just landed right on him. 767 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:21,021 - Oh. - It's a shame. 768 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:22,391 He was really smart, and he had this 769 00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,381 bright future in the meth makin' business. 770 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,401 Like, next-level prodigy, you know? 771 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,654 So, to get to the point, you were able to lift the car off the methlete? 772 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:30,738 Yup. 773 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,158 Mmm. I saved his life. 774 00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,867 But then he went and he shot Ricky's wife 775 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:37,037 with the damn assault rifle underneath the bed. 776 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,288 - No. - Yeah. 777 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,206 And so I think he's in, like, protective custody. 778 00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,125 It's just, like, a really sad story, to me, 779 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,668 because he had a lot of potential. You know? 780 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,962 I need to eat something, or I'm gonna go into shock. 781 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,176 You need to keep us alive, remember? 782 00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,390 People can go two months with no food. 783 00:41:57,473 --> 00:41:58,766 My crack-ass sister's still alive. 784 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,852 On the other hand, 785 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:04,939 forcing them to eat the swill we've had to eat 786 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,400 is its own special punishment. Don't you think? 787 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,319 I ain't takin' 'em out when they get the shits. 788 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,280 I'll bring another bucket from the cafeteria. 789 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,115 Hey, biceps, coming along? 790 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,742 - Nah. I got a phone call to make. - Ooh. 791 00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,536 Yo, Barney-butt! 792 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:20,830 Yeah, you! 793 00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:23,208 We gonna feed you a meal, baby. 794 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,626 So eat. 795 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:53,404 Hello, ladies. 796 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:57,032 Well, who is this fine specimen? 797 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,451 Amelia Von Barlow. 798 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:01,121 Pleasure to meet you, Miss Von Barlow. 799 00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:02,330 We're all writing our demands. 800 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:04,249 Is there anything you'd like to put in the box? 801 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,960 Do I have any demands for your box? 802 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,588 Yeah, I can think of a few. 803 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,714 Canali, huh? 804 00:43:12,965 --> 00:43:14,300 Yeah. 805 00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:15,843 Not bad. 806 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:19,305 Though, for tailoring, I do prefer Zegna. Nicer lines. 807 00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,182 Oh, shit. You hear that, Boo? 808 00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,101 Looks like the new girl doesn't respect your lines. 809 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:24,685 Well... 810 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,313 I certainly admire hers. 811 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,649 All right. Who wants to help me carry 812 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,277 a couple of buckets of poop Wellington down to the prisoners? 813 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,403 I'll help. 814 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,739 Great. After you, my lady. 815 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,203 Is it possible Boo's gonna be her bitch? 816 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:46,374 Listen up, beeyotches. 817 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,960 I know it's been a rough couple of days, 818 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,547 but we cannot let this tragedy slow us down. 819 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,050 I'm looking around the room, and I'm seeing a lot of tragic faces. 820 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,177 Limp hair. 821 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,886 Ashy skin. 822 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,223 Stacey, are you wearing fucking sweatpants? 823 00:44:03,641 --> 00:44:05,185 I mean, we're Alphas. 824 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,021 We don't curl up and cry. We go out. We party. 825 00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,565 We are the fucking party. 826 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,485 So remember that next time you're dragging your asses around campus 827 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,154 feeling sorry for yourself. 828 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,948 Get some waterproof fucking mascara, 829 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,951 stand tall, and represent the sisterhood with pride. 830 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:26,747 We owe it to each other, and we owe it to Meggs. 831 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:31,502 Because she would have wanted us to lift our spirits. 832 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,174 And our glasses. 833 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,885 So this one's for Meggan. 834 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,473 All for one and one for Alpha! 835 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,624 Oh, son of a bitch. 836 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,253 Oh, crap. 837 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:44,409 Excuse me. Excuse me. 838 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,619 Excuse me. This is a sacred area. 839 00:45:47,537 --> 00:45:50,164 It is not for your dinners. Not for your footsteps. 840 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:52,375 Not even for your shadows. 841 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,876 Sacred! 842 00:45:53,959 --> 00:45:56,253 You hear me? 843 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:59,214 As in, "not desecrated." 844 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,562 Yeah. 845 00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:57,106 Thank you. 846 00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:48,949 Mmm. Look at that. 847 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,910 Oh. 848 00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,453 Whoa! 849 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,330 That is one formidable cock. 850 00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:59,460 Hearing you say "formidable cock" is such a turnoff that, honestly, 851 00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,253 I might never get wet again. 852 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,385 Holy fucking shit. 853 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:10,012 You know what this means? 854 00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:13,057 Von Barlow is Caputo's girlfriend? 855 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:16,060 And the owner of the formidable cock. 856 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:17,645 Ew! 857 00:48:21,315 --> 00:48:22,858 Flac. Flac. 858 00:48:23,776 --> 00:48:25,778 Psst. Flac. 859 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:32,284 Flac. 860 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,786 What the fuck, bro? 861 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,179 Hey, Taystee, you wanna check our work? 862 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:53,556 I trust you. 863 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:56,183 You want some Funyuns or something? 864 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,607 Oh, Juicy Fruit! 865 00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:07,069 - I got Juicy Fruit, y'all! - Just read the tally. 866 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,448 Okay, number one is, "Fire the guards." 867 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,200 That got the most votes by far. 868 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:14,577 Fuck, yeah, it did. 869 00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:18,247 Number two, "Reinstate the GED program." 870 00:49:18,330 --> 00:49:19,624 Uh-uh. Hold up. 871 00:49:19,707 --> 00:49:22,376 What about Bayley? He's not one or two? 872 00:49:28,758 --> 00:49:29,759 Nine. 873 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,763 Between "Internet" and "Flamin' Hot Cheetos in the commissary." 874 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,265 No Takis? 875 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:38,809 Man, you gotta have both of 'em. 876 00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:41,436 ♪ Hot Cheetos and Takis Hot Cheetos and Takis ♪ 877 00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:43,773 ♪ You can catch me and my crew Eating Hot Cheetos and Takis ♪ 878 00:49:43,856 --> 00:49:47,902 Fine. Hot Cheetos and Takis. 879 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:52,990 So you mean to tell me "Arrest Bayley" is second from the bottom of our list? 880 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,325 That's democracy. 881 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,745 Well, democracy is bullshit. 882 00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:40,097 They're probably keeping her in one of these fancy offices. 883 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,643 We're gonna find her surrounded by nubile boys 884 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:47,354 fanning her with palm fronds and rubbing her feet. 885 00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:51,483 What's going on here? 886 00:51:57,322 --> 00:51:58,573 What are you doing? 887 00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:00,660 Don't even start to lecture me, hippie. 888 00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:03,578 My grammy smoked every day of her life and lived to 97. 889 00:52:03,663 --> 00:52:04,789 It's about genetics. 890 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:08,292 I don't care how you choose to poison your body. 891 00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,419 We're all supposed to be inside. 892 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,713 That's why the doors were locked. 893 00:52:12,797 --> 00:52:15,299 Why? It's not like anyone's coming in the back. 894 00:52:15,382 --> 00:52:16,967 We got hostages. 895 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,136 The gates are locked. There's barbed wire. 896 00:52:19,219 --> 00:52:21,221 Why shouldn't we enjoy some fresh air? 897 00:52:21,305 --> 00:52:22,682 Everyone's by the front holding their dicks. 898 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:23,933 Smoking's cool. 899 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,392 Hey, is that... 900 00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:26,643 What an idiot. 901 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:27,853 It's Judy King! 902 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:30,147 - We got a runner. - Yes! 903 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,793 What y'all waitin' for? 904 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,839 We might have called Domino's. 905 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:58,133 Wait, how are they gonna get it in? The door's locked. 906 00:52:58,217 --> 00:53:01,846 Maybe we break a window, and he can feed it in one slice at a time. 907 00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,932 Oh... Oh! Did Hot Cheetos make it on? 908 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:06,851 We put it in 27 times. 909 00:53:06,934 --> 00:53:08,769 Get the fuck outta here. 910 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:12,773 So stupid. 911 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,274 Bitches, man. 912 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:18,112 Get out! 913 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,530 Dumb-ass white bitches! 914 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:23,533 Stupid. 915 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,495 Yo, read it all one more time. 916 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,922 "To whom it may concern." 917 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:42,677 We, the inmates of Litchfield, are human beings. 918 00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:48,517 We are protesting the abusive conditions under which we are being held. 919 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,312 In hopes of a peaceful resolution, we set forth the following demands: 920 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:55,941 Number one, 921 00:53:56,817 --> 00:53:59,945 replace all current guards with properly-trained ones. 922 00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:06,243 Two, reinstate the GED program. 923 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:09,789 Three, better health care. 924 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:12,917 Four, conjugal visits. 925 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:19,214 Five, amnesty for all involved in this riot, 926 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:22,342 provided that there are no casualties. 927 00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:27,056 Six, an end to arbitrary 928 00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:30,893 and degrading searches and the use of solitary confinement. 929 00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:33,979 Seven... 930 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:39,568 more work opportunities, a fair wage, and equal treatment of prisoners, 931 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,988 regardless of their race, status or celebrity. 932 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:54,083 Eight, Internet access. 933 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:58,462 Nine, CO Bayley is to be arrested 934 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,298 and tried for the death of Poussey Washington. 935 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:07,762 Ten, Hot Cheetos and Takis in commissary. 936 00:55:09,056 --> 00:55:12,642 Free tampons. And more nutritious foods. 937 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:18,440 Fresh vegetables. Real meat. Whole grains. 938 00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:30,077 Here they come. Get ready. 939 00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:32,579 - You can let me go first. - Let me go first. 940 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,082 Oh, I guess... 941 00:55:53,103 --> 00:55:58,103 KatmovieHD.nl