1 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:24,377 Let's go, Diaz. It's time. 2 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,420 Party bus is leaving. 3 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:33,427 I left you my nail polish kit. 4 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:34,971 Twelve colors... 5 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,891 and none of them got melted Skittles mixed in. 6 00:01:37,974 --> 00:01:39,517 Nails are more your thing. 7 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,936 So? You ain't gotta do nails. 8 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,521 Paint little pictures... 9 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,024 or decorate a vase or some shit. I don't know. 10 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:48,026 Aren't you supposed to be the creative one? 11 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,903 All right. Thanks. 12 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:53,197 And for you, I left all my thermals and my good hat. 13 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:57,493 You don't want to take that? It gets cold in the Bronx too. 14 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:01,414 It's itchy. Plus it got bird shit on it. 15 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,961 Can I get someone down to processing? Door's locked. 16 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:08,379 Seriously? 17 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:17,722 Last week, we released this other Hispanic girl at midnight. 18 00:02:17,806 --> 00:02:21,267 She didn't have a ride, so she was just walking on the side of the road. 19 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,727 I guess she was trying to hitchhike, 20 00:02:22,811 --> 00:02:25,689 but a townie thought she was a prostitute and called the cops. 21 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:27,774 And? 22 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,151 She got picked up. Brought right back to prison. 23 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:31,736 Or jail, actually. 24 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,948 --Started in prison, ended in jail. 25 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:39,118 You don't got another story you could tell her today? 26 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:48,169 Shit. This is it. 27 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:50,714 Come on. 28 00:02:51,715 --> 00:02:52,757 Stay focused. 29 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:57,095 Buy yourself a good pair of shoes, and get to work. 30 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,387 You got this. 31 00:03:02,809 --> 00:03:04,310 Okay. 32 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:08,522 All right, I'm not dying. Come on, dry it up. 33 00:03:08,606 --> 00:03:10,775 Come on, come on. 34 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:14,653 This is how you want me to remember you? Huh? Hmm? 35 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,326 Shit, I got something for you. 36 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,620 It's back in my bunk. Is there time to go get it? 37 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,581 Oh, you can put it in the mail. Everyone likes getting mail. 38 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:27,708 I have a pen pal in Guam. 39 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:31,045 -You have an address, right? -'Course I do. 40 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:40,972 All right, bitches. I'm out. 41 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,955 Eyes open, inmate. 42 00:04:06,039 --> 00:04:07,540 This look like a bed to you? 43 00:04:07,623 --> 00:04:09,793 I'm up, ogre man. 44 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:13,129 You are on this table till you physically cannot stand. 45 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,672 Good. 46 00:04:14,756 --> 00:04:17,425 I'm going for the world record so I can be in that book. 47 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:21,720 Usually, it's the short ones that need to act like that. 48 00:04:21,805 --> 00:04:23,014 Piscatella! 49 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,183 He's practically a building. 50 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:28,269 So you tell me what he's compensating for. 51 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,938 Must be a button down there. 52 00:04:32,023 --> 00:04:33,942 I thought she'd buckle after a couple hours, 53 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:35,193 not two whole days. 54 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,111 Don't apologize. 55 00:04:37,195 --> 00:04:39,488 You made a tough call, and now we all got your back. 56 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,115 That's how the brotherhood works. 57 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:44,035 We can't take her down? She pissed herself twice already. 58 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,120 It's a game of chicken, she'll break. 59 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:48,164 And Caputo's cool with all this, right? 60 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,748 Don't worry about Caputo. 61 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:52,794 If he wants to leave that oak desk of his and join us here in the trenches, 62 00:04:52,877 --> 00:04:54,170 he knows where to find us. 63 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:57,506 Back to it. 64 00:04:57,590 --> 00:04:59,758 You got this, Flores. 65 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:02,887 Just like that poster kitten or Jesus on the cross. 66 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:04,305 You hang in there. 67 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:09,268 Like Jesus ever went around slinging drugs and rubbing fish sauce on himself. 68 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,437 --And he was white. 69 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,771 Wasn't he Middle Eastern? 70 00:05:12,856 --> 00:05:15,066 No... he was just really tan. 71 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:27,536 --Gross. 72 00:05:27,620 --> 00:05:29,288 Enjoy. 73 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,209 I've created a monster. 74 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:35,378 You didn't create white hate. 75 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:37,130 But I gathered the haters together. 76 00:05:37,213 --> 00:05:40,049 And then I angled them towards the Dominicans. 77 00:05:40,133 --> 00:05:41,384 This Flores shit is medieval, 78 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,427 and she's right, they are targeting Dominicans. 79 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,721 Oh, you mean the people who branded you? 80 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:49,142 Ugh. 81 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,229 -Now that it's a window, I kinda like it. -It's not a window. 82 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,565 It's a reminder to stay out of other people's shit. 83 00:05:56,649 --> 00:06:00,819 This is not other people's shit. This is all of our shit. 84 00:06:00,904 --> 00:06:04,115 This prison is turning into some kind of grotesque social experiment. 85 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,117 I'm gonna talk to Piscatella. 86 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,326 He likes me. 87 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,371 He's semi-reasonable. 88 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:16,085 Next person who hands Flores a beverage is crawling back to her bunk. 89 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:18,129 Let this be a lesson. 90 00:06:18,671 --> 00:06:21,715 Flores is not a martyr, people. 91 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:24,843 She is a regular, normal, criminal. 92 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:27,763 Like the rest of us, right? 93 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,641 Yeah, that's... so reasonable. 94 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,747 You're late. 95 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,500 Uh, you're welcome. 96 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:58,836 Diaz, right? 97 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,255 Yeah, why? 98 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,716 From your kid. 99 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:06,970 Thanks. 100 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,596 ...wrong with those Republicans? 101 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:10,723 Your nearby market company where you always... 102 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,891 Earlier today, downtown, there was a three... 103 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:17,813 You gonna drive or what? 104 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,027 Cesar says to tell you hi. And to not act like a bitch. 105 00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:31,619 Let's go, it's exercise time. 106 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:44,966 - Sophia? 107 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,052 Sophia? 108 00:07:49,012 --> 00:07:50,638 It's a nervous tick. 109 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:54,933 Sophia. 110 00:07:55,018 --> 00:07:56,269 Come on, speed it up, inmate. 111 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,396 I'm sorry, I have plantar fasciitis. 112 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,068 Sister... is that you? 113 00:08:04,152 --> 00:08:07,738 - Oh... - Sister... 114 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:18,499 I'm here to help. 115 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:23,546 I even have rubber bands to put into your big hair for when you puke. 116 00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:26,549 Actually, Red, I got this. 117 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:29,927 "You got this." What does that mean? 118 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:32,721 It means that after our talk, 119 00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:36,017 I took a hard look at how pathetic my life had become, 120 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,019 and decided to just go cold turkey. 121 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:42,440 With the help of my friends Advil and Imodium, of course. 122 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:46,152 And candy, and, uh, crossword puzzles. 123 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:50,864 My... my guts and my asshole are like raw meat. 124 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:55,703 Uh, my veins are pulsing. But other than that, man, so far so good. 125 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,872 Oh, and lucky you, you missed the puke phase, 126 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,833 so you can save those elastics. 127 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,711 What about cravings? Triggers? 128 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:07,298 This is my seventh time getting clean intentionally, 129 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,468 and I find that the best way to avoid shit, is to avoid shit. 130 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:14,888 So, I'm gonna go to work and just distract myself with... 131 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:17,391 good old-fashioned manual labor. 132 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,477 You know, thank you, though. 133 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,770 It means a lot to me. 134 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:28,736 See? Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. 135 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,449 So your mom got out today? 136 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,869 She's probably sunbathing on the stoop already, or... 137 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,246 having oysters at Cosenza's. 138 00:09:38,871 --> 00:09:43,292 Well... for what it's worth, I liked her. Even though she's a bitch. 139 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,631 My dad, he's that way too. He sucks up all the oxygen in the room. 140 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,799 How do you deal with that, the oxygen thing? 141 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,009 Ran away. 142 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,427 And I got my nipple pierced. 143 00:09:54,387 --> 00:09:58,015 Hmm, I was thinking of shaving my head, or dying my hair crazy colors. 144 00:09:58,099 --> 00:10:00,893 - That's a better idea. - My nipple got infected. 145 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,103 Oh. 146 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:05,481 Feels like the first day in prison. 147 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,151 Or, like, before doesn't count, 'cause my mom was here. 148 00:10:09,318 --> 00:10:11,112 Now, I'm actually... alone. 149 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:12,905 You don't gotta be alone. 150 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,698 You can come hang out with me and my girls. 151 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,700 You're in the salon, right? My mom said. 152 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:19,828 Oh, yeah. It smells like burnt hair, but those chairs are comfy. 153 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,080 Hey, Daya. 154 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,667 You wanna come over here and help me with some bags in the fridge? 155 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,379 Comfy chair sounds nice. 156 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,816 We could still go for oysters. 157 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,318 No, this is fine. 158 00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:52,820 We're close to the highway, so we'll get back faster. 159 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,030 -Some coffee to start? -Huh? 160 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,617 -Some coffee? -Uh, sure. 161 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,250 So... what's the first thing you're gonna do? 162 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:07,918 Probably take a shower. 163 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,421 Oh... 'cause y'all had to shower together. 164 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:13,549 No... we had curtains and stuff. 165 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:18,387 But you worried you got TB germs, or, like, Hep C on you? 166 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,390 No, I just... 167 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:24,727 I wanna take a shower. Feel like myself again. 168 00:11:25,561 --> 00:11:29,273 And then tomorrow, I'm gonna wake up and try to see all my kids. 169 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:31,484 Walk across all five boroughs if I have to. 170 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:36,029 I'm gonna tell them I'm gonna get them the fuck out of foster care. 171 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,698 Once I figure out how. 172 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:45,331 I heard that in prison, if you got big tits, 173 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,250 you can hide stuff under there. 174 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:51,504 Like, Botox needles. Pills that don't melt too easy. 175 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:54,131 You get some kind of big tit newsletter? 176 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,426 My cousin Trina got let out last month. 177 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,762 We took her to City Island and then clubbing. 178 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,431 She kept asking for Big Red. 179 00:12:02,515 --> 00:12:04,808 'Cause they don't even got gum in there. 180 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,311 You wanna know what prison is like? 181 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:10,856 It's hard, and it smells like old farts. 182 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,566 But I got people in there. 183 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,985 I got nobody out here. 184 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,030 I got $40 and an old bus map. 185 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:20,908 You don't gotta make this weird. 186 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:24,077 It's not weird. Why would it be weird? 187 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,205 Maybe 'cause we fucked the same guy and he put a baby in me? 188 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,958 You had a baby from that motherfucker? 189 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,585 Not on purpose. 190 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,505 But, yeah. 191 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,591 She's got his ass. But, like, little. 192 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:44,807 What, you think I'm gonna steal your stupid-ass waffles? 193 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,102 Sorry. 194 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:51,146 I just feel like I got a sign on me. 195 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,233 It's these stupid clothes. 196 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,745 Hey. 197 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,040 You got any of that special shampoo? 198 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,125 You Nichols? 199 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,210 Yeah. 200 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,503 Why, we got friends? 201 00:13:14,587 --> 00:13:17,047 Been told not to do business with you. 202 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,716 What the fuck? 203 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,426 Just sell me some fuckin' heroin. 204 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:25,305 I was referencing the Lou Reed hit single, obviously. 205 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,390 Come on. 206 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,435 Look, this isn't right. 207 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:31,144 I wanna talk to the boss lady. 208 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,355 She's busy. 209 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,867 What's going on? 210 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,661 What, some kind of discrimination against people with frizzy hair? 211 00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:49,997 Something like that. 212 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,666 Man, who the fuck is blackballing me? 213 00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,549 I don't know what poison you and your hillbilly friends are peddling, 214 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,969 but if you sell any of it to Nichols... 215 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,639 you will never know what's really in your food, 216 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,348 and I assure you... 217 00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,268 I can slip in untold horrors. 218 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,021 I'm not doing that no more. 219 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,733 Morello and the bug-eyed black girl found out about the poop thing. 220 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,317 Um... 221 00:14:19,402 --> 00:14:23,238 Truthfully, I was really starting to gross myself out anyway. 222 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,322 Not to get too graphic-- 223 00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,825 Yes, spare me the details. 224 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,581 Oh, then again. 225 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:35,000 Once a business woman, always a business woman. 226 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,961 So, what... What are you gonna give me in return... 227 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,547 for my cooperation? 228 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,884 Right, she's dead to me. 229 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,096 Yoo-hoo? 230 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,606 Yes! 231 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,786 Autograph time, Mr. C. 232 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,335 Why does this week's menu say... 233 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,047 "truffle cheesesteak" and "surf and turf"? 234 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:50,052 I thought I'd pimp up the words to boost morale. It's still slop. 235 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:52,971 Change it back. What's next? 236 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,558 Uh... tonight's movie night pick. 237 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,436 -The Wiz? -How'd that get in there? 238 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,606 Isn't that the one where Diana Ross plays a 12-year-old? 239 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:05,317 Well, Tom Hanks plays a 12-year-old in Big. 240 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,444 Yeah, well, that was part of the premise. 241 00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,613 But, man... 242 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,156 the costumes? 243 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,659 People in the '70s were just more creative. 244 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,953 And not to get all political with you, 245 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,206 but the past 11 movies have all been romantic comedies 246 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:20,833 starring white people. 247 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,419 Because the past 11 movies came from a box of VHS tapes 248 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,589 that Fig pulled out of her basement. 249 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:28,966 Do we even have a copy of The Wiz? 250 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:32,052 Yeah, I found one in the library, under "Ethnic." 251 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,262 People need positive role models around here. 252 00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:37,182 Take Dorothy, for example, 253 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:42,104 an inner-city school teacher who learns how to ease on down the road, 254 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,147 makes friends with lions and robots, 255 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:47,860 and frees a bunch of slaves using... 256 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,153 peaceful resistance, i.e... 257 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,865 dance! 258 00:17:52,948 --> 00:17:55,993 If you can live with the fact that everyone is gonna blame you 259 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,078 when they're miserable tonight... 260 00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,872 -you can have The Wiz. -Thank you. 261 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,582 Now, ease on out of here. 262 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:03,375 Yes, sir, I'm out of this bitch. 263 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,856 You know, I saw Humps taking her to the guard house yesterday. Alone. 264 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:30,443 It's too soon to be pregnant puking. 265 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,154 I didn't say he fucked her. 266 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,614 Well, why else? 267 00:18:33,697 --> 00:18:34,990 Dude's weird. 268 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,662 He came over to my place last week, we have a couple of drinks, 269 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:40,913 and this cockroach crawls out. 270 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,456 But instead of stepping on it, he... 271 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,541 put it in the blender. 272 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,211 He's probably fucking Ramos, though. 273 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,633 -You boys are all teenagers. -Hey, I didn't do anything! 274 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,928 It's like when a dude date rapes a girl at a frat house. 275 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,388 -It's everyone's fault. -Exactly. 276 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,808 'Cause we're in a brotherhood. Even you, McCullough. 277 00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:03,727 And Humps, he's just our weirdo roach-liquefying kid brother. 278 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,022 Maybe Ramos was causing trouble, right? 279 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:10,233 Or... or Humps was having a bad day. We don't know. 280 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,401 What we do know is, 281 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:15,322 we're the ones on the ground making the tough calls every day. 282 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,162 -I mean, it's not like we have any proof. -Yeah. 283 00:19:22,245 --> 00:19:24,122 He could have been making her a sandwich for all we know. 284 00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:26,041 Yeah. 285 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:38,011 I don't know about this time machine, but in my experience, 286 00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,263 people travel through wormholes. 287 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,558 I thought your book was fictional. 288 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:44,642 No. 289 00:19:44,727 --> 00:19:49,231 Uh, the emotions were fictional, but the science was real. 290 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,524 Well, I know where I'd wormhole back to. 291 00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:53,861 My wedding day. 292 00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:57,990 Oh, I would live that over and over again. 293 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,534 Especially the lovemaking part. 294 00:20:02,953 --> 00:20:06,206 Oh, we were so connected for that hour. 295 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,250 Our skin was touching. 296 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,963 And our brains weren't distracted or suspicious... 297 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,589 nothing. 298 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,262 Did I tell you that he's been spending time with my sister? 299 00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,389 - I told you that already? No? - Uh-uh... 300 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,599 Oh, yeah, they're friends now. 301 00:20:24,682 --> 00:20:26,810 - Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing. 302 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:30,731 You know, just them... hanging out together, all the time. 303 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,823 Oh, my, I'm sorry. 304 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,825 What about you? 305 00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:44,619 When would you go back to? 306 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,832 I think I'd go back to that night outside the broom closet. 307 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:52,044 Oh... with the ex? 308 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,796 Yeah... Yo. 309 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,009 We were supposed to do the dance with no pants, but... 310 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:00,593 chickened out. 311 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,931 Oh, well, you weren't ready. That's okay. 312 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:06,767 Turns out, she's crazier than me. 313 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,688 I... Than I... 314 00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,690 Yeah. 315 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:16,568 I caught her once making a portrait of me out of hair. 316 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:19,279 And I'm pretty sure it was my hair. 317 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:22,866 Like, she stole... my hair. 318 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,702 Isn't that kind of flattering, though? 319 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:32,292 What if I missed my only chance to get physical with another person? 320 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:36,254 You don't need a time machine for that. 321 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:39,174 That closet is right where you left it. 322 00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,686 I forgot what my hips look like. 323 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,772 You could borrow my wedges when we get home. 324 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:59,277 I'm not staying with you. I only wrote that for the paperwork. 325 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,487 Oh. 326 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,031 Okay. 327 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:23,218 You can't send clothes in care packages. CO will send them back. 328 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,846 Please, like I would ever shop for Cesar. 329 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,223 He's so picky. 330 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,558 You got a brother or something? 331 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:31,935 No. 332 00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,604 Loose as a shoelace. 333 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,691 Cesar got, like, ten years. 334 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:39,859 I'm supposed to be a nun? 335 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:43,821 That's fucked up. That man did good by you. 336 00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,949 Why you so mad? 337 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,118 It's not like Cesar was ever straight with you, 338 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,203 even before you went away. 339 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,039 But suddenly you his big defender? 340 00:22:52,122 --> 00:22:53,748 Men are stupid. 341 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,584 And their peckers all got ADD, what? 342 00:22:56,668 --> 00:23:00,755 For the record, if you hadn't gone down, I probably wouldn't be in the picture. 343 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,925 I went away because I took the heat for him! 344 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:06,386 Because that's what you do when you love somebody. 345 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:07,845 But I guess you wouldn't get that. 346 00:23:07,930 --> 00:23:12,517 Hey! I love Cesar, but I also love myself, 347 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,521 and I love my baby, and it don't do me nor her no damn good 348 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,190 if my ass is in prison. 349 00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:19,857 You're a fucking bitch! 350 00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:22,694 A fucking bitch who borrowed a car 351 00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,529 to come and get your ungrateful, 352 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,657 old-school, low self-esteem ass from upstate 353 00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,908 and bring her to my home? 354 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,368 You know what? 355 00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,330 I'm out of here. 356 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:38,126 Miss, you gotta pay for that. 357 00:23:55,393 --> 00:23:57,687 Shit. 358 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,776 -It's a musical? -Mmm-hmm. 359 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:04,861 - Yeah! 360 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,947 That's why I don't know it, 'cause it's gay. 361 00:24:08,031 --> 00:24:10,617 You gay now... with Judy. 362 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:15,413 Correction, I'm fake gay... 363 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,666 with a beautiful human who's making it rain for all of us. 364 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:20,752 Mmm-mmm. Ain't raining in my world... 365 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:22,754 until I see money in my commissary account. 366 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,091 - Mmm. - Janae, it's coming. 367 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,635 In the meantime, feel it. 368 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:32,097 Wealth is a state of mind, not some number in a bank account. 369 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:35,142 - Money talk. - Ah, it's so boring. 370 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:37,227 --Mmm-hmm. 371 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:40,480 Oh, no, it's cool, ain't nobody looking. 372 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:42,357 Oh, no, this is not for the guards. 373 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,442 It's about my chocolate love. 374 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:49,947 Oh, come on, y'all, I was just kidding. 375 00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:52,117 Lord. 376 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,202 All right, so what are we all talking about? 377 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:58,331 How Caputo did me a solid, and let me pick movie night tonight! 378 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,042 - No! - I hate The Wiz. 379 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,834 Sorry, am I allowed to say that? 380 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,420 Mmm, it's cool. 381 00:25:03,503 --> 00:25:05,004 - Me, too. - Oh, my gosh. 382 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:07,299 Come on, the beginning is so boring. 383 00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:10,093 Like, when they're all eating ham, and Diana Ross is just complaining 384 00:25:10,177 --> 00:25:12,387 about how she's never been below 125th Street. 385 00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:13,888 Hold up, hold up. 386 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,433 You telling me, the premise of The Wiz is 387 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,685 some bitch ain't never gone below 125th Street? 388 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,645 Diana Ross, not "some bitch." 389 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:21,771 -Right? -Respect! 390 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,066 I mean, ain't there, like, dancing subway pillars, 391 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:26,234 and weird glow-in-the-dark graffiti everywhere? 392 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,236 I mean, the production values are so cheesy. 393 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,573 Look, I'm sorry, T, I'm gonna have to side with my girl on this. 394 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:32,865 - The Wiz is kinda lame. 395 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:34,409 I like The Wiz. 396 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:38,037 See? Somebody's on my side. 397 00:25:38,121 --> 00:25:40,207 What about that part when Glinda the Good Witch 398 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:44,502 comes floating in on her magic bubble, and her skin's all white and sparkly? 399 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,422 That's the white people version. 400 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,507 The Wizard of Oz! 401 00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:51,551 Oh. 402 00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:53,386 Well, I like that one. 403 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,396 Damn this arthritis. 404 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,440 It helps if I take little steps. 405 00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:27,003 Don't I get some privacy? 406 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,088 Gotta cuff you first. 407 00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:30,965 Oh, of course. 408 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,467 Shackle away. 409 00:26:43,353 --> 00:26:45,147 Our poop is gonna go down there? 410 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,773 Beats me. 411 00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,734 Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers. 412 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:53,196 It was that black girl who works in Caputo's office. 413 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,157 The terrorist one with the turban? 414 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:56,533 -No. -Cocoa puffs? 415 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,160 No, no, the one with the fancy watch. 416 00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,245 I heard her bragging about it in the cafeteria. 417 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:04,416 First the Dominicans take the TV room, now the blacks are controlling the movies. 418 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:06,501 We should host our own film festival, 419 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:09,212 that celebrates the accomplishments of white people. 420 00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:10,338 But that'll be hard, though, 421 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,924 because Morgan Freeman's in, like, everything. 422 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:14,259 Fuckin' Morgan Freeman. 423 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,263 I think I owe you an apology. 424 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:21,516 For enabling you out in the corn. 425 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,851 What happens in the corn stays in the corn, right? 426 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:26,438 I can't stop thinking about it. 427 00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:28,481 Oh, that's what you can't stop thinking about? 428 00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,275 How about Vause chop suey-ing a guy? 429 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:33,236 It seems like that's a much bigger headline than my short fall off the wagon. 430 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,946 -I'm trying to say I'm worried about you. -Are you? 431 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:38,032 Or are you attempting to assuage some of that guilt you've been carrying around? 432 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,659 Can it be both? 433 00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:42,454 Man... 434 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:46,583 I screwed up long before our time in the corn, Chapman, all right? 435 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,751 It's not on you. 436 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:52,171 The really fucked up thing is I had three years clean before that, 437 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:53,881 and now I'm back to zero. 438 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:56,133 Like, whoosh, the whole thing never happened. 439 00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:58,595 No, three years clean is something. That's not nothing. 440 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,722 How do I forgive myself for doing that? 441 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,890 That's my million dollar fucking question, right? 442 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:13,443 Back it up, you know you're not allowed to be in here. 443 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:17,447 You're not allowed to eat soba noodles without a little scallion. 444 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:21,158 Fresh from the garden. Added a little ginger, too. 445 00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:23,453 Thanks. 446 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,788 I've noticed you always bring home-cooked lunches. 447 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:31,378 Good for you. Most of the guards eat Hot Pockets or S'mores Pop Tarts, 448 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:33,170 but you're a gourmet. 449 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:34,881 Yeah, I used to eat like them. 450 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,132 But then I started watching 451 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:39,010 those cooking competition shows and got obsessed. 452 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,470 Now, I can't stomach that crap. 453 00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:41,763 Me neither. 454 00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:44,682 Something else I can't stomach... 455 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:48,520 watching friends of mine succumb to certain temptations. 456 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:51,188 Chemical temptations. 457 00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:55,985 I wouldn't know what inmates do in private. 458 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,320 Of course. 459 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:59,322 Neither does Piscatella. 460 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:04,160 In fact, he has no idea about this curious cycle of redistribution 461 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,953 going on behind his back. 462 00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,205 One little baggie frisked from this inmate, 463 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:10,458 resold to that inmate. 464 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:14,337 Out against the fence. 465 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,838 Now! 466 00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,507 --Let's go! 467 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,053 - Who the fuck you think you are, old lady? 468 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:26,349 Walkin' around here like you own the place, threatenin' me. 469 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,893 Well, I know you can't threaten me, 470 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,603 at least not with the SHU. 471 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,897 I've been tryin' to get reservations down there for weeks, 472 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,525 but it's all booked up. 473 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,234 Who told you that? 474 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:38,778 Old ladies, you know. 475 00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:43,032 We have bad hearing, and yet we know all the gossip. 476 00:29:43,866 --> 00:29:44,992 What is this? 477 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,496 -Are you lookin' to buy? -No. 478 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,248 I don't want to buy. I want to embargo. 479 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,556 I was thinking. 480 00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,225 There are certain physical experiences on this planet 481 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,644 that every living person should have. 482 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:15,064 And I know I freaked out in the woods, 483 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:18,860 but real dinner is better than fake gingerbread and wood rot. 484 00:30:18,943 --> 00:30:22,071 That said, I will admit that sometimes at night, 485 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:26,033 I do touch the inside of my arm and the soft part of my earlobe, 486 00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,369 and I get this... 487 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:29,787 tingly feeling. 488 00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:34,542 And, okay, I did suspect you of pooping in the shower 489 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:38,129 which is way worse than peeing outside a bunk, for the record, 490 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,423 but you didn't leave me poop... 491 00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,594 You left me gifts. 492 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,180 Like hair portraits. 493 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:55,355 Anyhow, I'm... really confused about all this, but... 494 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:01,318 if you might, maybe, perhaps... 495 00:31:01,403 --> 00:31:05,197 want to try the broom closet thing again... 496 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,909 I... 497 00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:09,035 might... 498 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,413 maybe... 499 00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:13,873 perhaps... 500 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,167 be open to it. 501 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,631 That's it. Okay, bye. 502 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:26,844 I was thinking during movie night. Okay, bye. 503 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:30,973 Hey! I've been meaning to ask you about your wormhole theory. 504 00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,851 See, on paper... 505 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,937 it's sound, right? 506 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:38,481 But in real life, that is flawed. 507 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:42,569 You might be using too much tin foil on the time machine. 508 00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,571 Messes with the electromagnetic radiation. 509 00:31:45,488 --> 00:31:47,657 Next time, try wax paper. 510 00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:50,201 Oh, thanks for the tip. 511 00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:52,995 Wow. 512 00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,544 -Can I have a seat? -No, you can talk to me while standing. 513 00:31:59,627 --> 00:32:03,047 Okay, well, speaking of standing, um... 514 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,049 I feel obligated to voice... 515 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:07,552 to voice my concern... 516 00:32:08,678 --> 00:32:12,056 over some of the practices that have been happening around here lately. 517 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,517 Uh, you know, not my concern... 518 00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:17,437 my outrage. 519 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,106 My moral outrage, to be honest with you. 520 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:23,818 Okay, uh... Please, be honest. 521 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,863 This Flores thing, for example. 522 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:32,660 It is cruel and gross and humiliating. 523 00:32:32,744 --> 00:32:34,704 It's like putting somebody in the stocks. 524 00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:37,499 Plus, standing for prolonged periods of time 525 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:40,918 causes irreversible joint and back pain. 526 00:32:41,002 --> 00:32:45,590 Well, maybe her noble heritage gives her extra strong joints. 527 00:32:46,633 --> 00:32:48,551 I get the irony of the situation. 528 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:52,680 Next, you're gonna tell me that gangs help provide order and safety? 529 00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,182 Look, I know what it's like to fuck up. 530 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:58,102 I know what it's like to cross a line and then wish, retroactively, 531 00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,186 that you hadn't. 532 00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:04,484 And it's a shitty, shitty feeling. 533 00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:06,861 And I wish that somebody had told me a very long time ago 534 00:33:06,944 --> 00:33:09,071 that it's okay to just... 535 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,740 stop. 536 00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,492 To just back down. 537 00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:17,413 To not be so stubborn or worried about appearing weak. 538 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,416 You're right, I did mess up. 539 00:33:21,626 --> 00:33:25,838 I allowed you to think you have some sort of special privilege around here... 540 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:26,964 which you don't. 541 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:31,093 In fact, the next time you care to express something to me... 542 00:33:31,928 --> 00:33:33,555 you can write me a letter... 543 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,391 and then shove it up your tight, little heinie. 544 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,523 Get out of my office. 545 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:47,068 Out! 546 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:52,699 And after you got the camera to Burset, 547 00:33:52,782 --> 00:33:55,952 how were you gonna get the photo out? 548 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,788 That ten-year-old Motorola didn't even have Internet. 549 00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:02,208 I have my ways. 550 00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:03,292 Oh. 551 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,127 Well, don't ever become a spy. 552 00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,463 Sophia is falling apart down here. 553 00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:10,382 At least I didn't stand by idly. 554 00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:12,468 So, if you want to punish me for having a... 555 00:34:12,552 --> 00:34:15,054 a conscience, then, fine. 556 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,682 I am not punishing you for your conscience. 557 00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:22,144 I am punishing you because you assaulted another inmate, 558 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:24,939 you smuggled contraband, 559 00:34:25,022 --> 00:34:28,568 and you conspired to leak private information. 560 00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:30,111 You made your bed, Sister. 561 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:32,822 Now you're gonna lie in it. 562 00:34:34,323 --> 00:34:37,034 Any idea how long, exactly? 563 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:00,767 Burset! 564 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,150 - Yep. 565 00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,110 - Oh, that is so true, yo. - But, right? 566 00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,697 My moms is in love with him, like, in love. 567 00:35:14,781 --> 00:35:15,823 - Hey. - Hey. 568 00:35:15,907 --> 00:35:19,661 Hey, we were just talking about how all Latinas love Morrissey. 569 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,037 Yeah, that's funny. 570 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:22,579 --Maybe it's the hair. 571 00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:24,957 - Totally! That pompadour. - Yeah, the... Yeah. 572 00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:27,168 - Wow. - Oh, shit. You do nails? 573 00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:28,502 My mom did. 574 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,087 I think I do more, like, designs, 575 00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:32,464 patterns, little bunnies, things like that. 576 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:34,300 Oh, could you do mine, but, like, 577 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:37,136 alternate it with, like, bunnies and skulls, so, like, 578 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,806 every other finger's, like, bunny, skull, bunny, skull? 579 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:41,974 Yeah, that should be cool. 580 00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:51,818 Sorry. Should I just come back later? 581 00:35:52,819 --> 00:35:54,445 You can stay. 582 00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,863 Unless it's gonna be a problem. 583 00:35:59,033 --> 00:36:00,785 Nah, it's fine. 584 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,084 So, what do you want first, like, a bunny or a skull? 585 00:36:08,167 --> 00:36:09,919 Skull, obviously. 586 00:36:22,348 --> 00:36:23,515 Yo, Jazmina! 587 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,310 Open up, it's me! 588 00:36:31,733 --> 00:36:33,192 You a ghost all of a sudden? 589 00:36:34,986 --> 00:36:37,864 I had to get Cesar's baby mama to pick me up, 590 00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:41,075 'cause my own damn cousin is too busy to pick up her phone? 591 00:36:41,158 --> 00:36:44,495 I've been callin' you for weeks. Where the fuck you been at? 592 00:36:44,578 --> 00:36:46,663 Ever since we switched to the family plan, 593 00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:48,708 my phone's been acting weird. 594 00:36:49,709 --> 00:36:51,127 Wow, so you out now? 595 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,212 No, I escaped like Houdini. 596 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,384 Now tell me what's up. 597 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:00,094 You know Domingo? 598 00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:02,596 That midget from the bodega? 599 00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:03,765 Uh-huh. 600 00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:06,726 Yeah, he's getting scuba certified all month, 601 00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:10,271 so he gave me these VCRs to unload. 602 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:15,401 This whole planned obsolescence thing is really screwing me up. 603 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,779 Yo, Jazmina, what the hell you talkin' about? 604 00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:20,406 You ain't even making any sense. 605 00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:21,657 I'm just happy to see you. 606 00:37:23,785 --> 00:37:26,162 Yo, we should get some of that champagne soda! 607 00:37:26,245 --> 00:37:27,371 Right? Celebrate! 608 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:29,957 Yeah, no, I ain't got no time to celebrate right now. 609 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:31,125 Where's my sock? 610 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:33,127 I already used up all the cash they gave me. 611 00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:36,380 All right, here's the thing. 612 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:41,468 My asthma been acting up. I had to go to the ER, which wasn't cheap. 613 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:44,513 And then last month, KK got arrested. 614 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:48,517 Some stupid DUI, but they took him all the way up to Rikers 615 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,103 and claimed that he had, like, all these other charges. 616 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:53,355 Bail was real expensive, you know? 617 00:37:55,191 --> 00:37:57,609 We weren't expecting you for another few more months. 618 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:02,281 -You spent it. -Borrowed. I borrowed it. 619 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:05,492 -You stupid, selfish cunt! -Hey! We family. 620 00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:07,119 Yeah, we family! 621 00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:09,705 That's why I gave you everything I fucking had! 622 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:18,089 What about my clothes? My shoes? You sell those, too? 623 00:38:18,172 --> 00:38:19,215 No. 624 00:38:20,674 --> 00:38:21,968 Not your shoes. 625 00:38:22,051 --> 00:38:24,011 How fuckin' stupid can you be? 626 00:38:26,013 --> 00:38:28,099 I'm getting out of prison. 627 00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:30,101 You think I wouldn't need any cash? 628 00:38:30,184 --> 00:38:31,643 You think I wouldn't need clothes? 629 00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:34,230 I'm gonna pay you back for everything, I swear. 630 00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:39,735 Yo, if you want, I could hook you up with Domingo. 631 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,279 You know, get you back on your feet? 632 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:46,492 Meantime, you know you can crash here as long as you need. 633 00:38:46,575 --> 00:38:48,285 Come on, we can share the bed. 634 00:38:49,286 --> 00:38:51,038 You know, like old times. 635 00:38:56,878 --> 00:38:58,087 So, when are we gonna make a move 636 00:38:58,170 --> 00:39:00,214 on the water fountains between B and C dorms? 637 00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:02,341 I mean, if we wait too long, the Dominicans are gonna grab it. 638 00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,427 Also, we need to talk about where to stand in the yard. 639 00:39:05,511 --> 00:39:06,888 I found this spot over by the dumpsters, 640 00:39:06,971 --> 00:39:09,390 but I know Sankey thinks we should stand somewhere with more visibility. 641 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:11,350 Sankey is so driven. 642 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,476 I know, right? 643 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,810 --Sankey? 644 00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:16,063 - She on construction? - Yeah. 645 00:39:16,147 --> 00:39:19,316 She's actually a lot like you used to be, all in charge and stuff, 646 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,986 but also really, um... 647 00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,070 charisma. 648 00:39:23,154 --> 00:39:24,906 And she has amazing hair, like gold. 649 00:39:24,989 --> 00:39:27,658 And she's, like, the funniest person you've ever met. 650 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,915 Wait a minute, did we talk about this? 651 00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:36,250 I used to collect troll dolls... 652 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,265 Hey, schnookums. 653 00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:53,600 -Looking for somethin'? -Uh, yeah, man. 654 00:39:53,684 --> 00:39:55,061 I'm lookin' for those letters I wrote you. 655 00:39:55,144 --> 00:39:57,563 I'm hopin' to recycle them into "fuck you" origami. 656 00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:01,442 Oh, you can't fool me. Origami doesn't have words. 657 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:03,194 Hi, by the way. 658 00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:05,779 Come on, man, just... 659 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:10,076 don't make this any more humiliating than it has to be, all right? 660 00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:12,078 My blood sugar's crashing. 661 00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:13,454 I need some sweet relief. 662 00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:16,415 I thought you were sober. 663 00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,918 Yeah, well, things change. 664 00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:21,295 Jesus Christ! 665 00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:23,255 I brought you back here like two minutes ago. 666 00:40:23,339 --> 00:40:26,508 What do you mean, you brought me back up here? 667 00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:29,511 What does that mean? You had a hand in me comin' up the hill? 668 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:34,808 Uh, well, not a hand so much as... 669 00:40:34,891 --> 00:40:37,728 uh, other body parts. 670 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,064 No comprende. 671 00:40:41,732 --> 00:40:43,650 I, uh... 672 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,819 I fucked Judy King. 673 00:40:46,988 --> 00:40:50,324 -The old chef lady? -Yeah, it was very Harold and Maude. 674 00:40:50,407 --> 00:40:53,995 Except you're 30 and broke. I mean, has she killed herself yet? 675 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:58,582 Uh, we are talkin' about, uh, Judy King, the celebrity, right? 676 00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:01,043 Not some scabby, toothless crack whore by the same name? 677 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:03,587 Celebrity chef. My lover. 678 00:41:04,546 --> 00:41:06,132 And afterwards, uh... 679 00:41:06,215 --> 00:41:10,219 she paid off some fancy lawyer who called Caputo... 680 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:14,640 and some other backdoor politics thing that I don't fully understand. 681 00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:17,101 What'd you do that for? 682 00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:20,812 You in love with me or something? 683 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:23,690 No. 684 00:41:25,276 --> 00:41:26,986 Uh, you could say "thank you." 685 00:41:27,069 --> 00:41:28,279 For what? 686 00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:31,782 Ruining my life, then un-ruining it? 687 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:35,952 Why do you think I'm back on this shit? 688 00:41:36,037 --> 00:41:38,497 Well, if I'd never gone to Max... 689 00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,374 I'd still be sober. 690 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:45,129 I wouldn't have to crawl back here searching for crumbs. 691 00:41:45,212 --> 00:41:47,839 Oh, and by the way... 692 00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:53,095 only a shit-for-brains, fucktard alcoholic falls for a card-carrying lesbo. 693 00:41:54,763 --> 00:41:57,724 If you... you wanna get high so badly... 694 00:41:57,808 --> 00:42:00,811 admit that it's your fault that you went back down to Max. 695 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:02,271 All right? Own your shit. 696 00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:05,274 Fine. 697 00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:09,320 It was my fault. 698 00:42:11,613 --> 00:42:14,783 Yeah, and we'll revisit this if you decide to ever get sober again. 699 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,660 Can't wait. 700 00:42:16,743 --> 00:42:18,454 Please. 701 00:42:33,052 --> 00:42:35,096 I didn't ask for weed. 702 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,307 Right. 703 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,226 Thanks. 704 00:42:41,352 --> 00:42:42,353 You're welcome. 705 00:42:42,436 --> 00:42:43,729 Psst! 706 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,231 Fuck you. 707 00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:58,994 Hey, it's movie night. Let's go. 708 00:42:59,078 --> 00:43:01,872 I'm gonna skip it. I'm too bloated. 709 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,916 We're on the same cycle, dummy. 710 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,585 Come on. 711 00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:09,963 Why you sittin' there like you got a call from your boyfriend's wife, eh? 712 00:43:11,132 --> 00:43:14,093 I can't tell you. It's too humiliating. 713 00:43:15,386 --> 00:43:18,054 You pee your pants or something? What? 714 00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:23,269 You know that new guard? 715 00:43:23,352 --> 00:43:25,104 White dude, looks like a mailman? 716 00:43:25,187 --> 00:43:27,356 Yeah, I think so. 717 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:32,278 Okay. 718 00:43:32,361 --> 00:43:36,198 Yesterday, he took me into his little house... 719 00:43:37,241 --> 00:43:39,285 and he gave me... 720 00:43:40,286 --> 00:43:42,871 a cup with, um... 721 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:48,084 With, um... 722 00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:49,295 What? 723 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:51,838 What did he bring you? 724 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:54,883 Did he slip you a roofie? 725 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,387 What? Tell me. 726 00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,930 A mouse. 727 00:44:03,350 --> 00:44:04,976 Like, from the ground? Um... 728 00:44:06,353 --> 00:44:07,813 I don't know. 729 00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,441 It was a baby... 730 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:16,655 And it was small and slippery... 731 00:44:16,738 --> 00:44:19,158 and not like a jelly bean at all, Flaca. 732 00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:28,209 And when I swallowed it, I felt its little feet, with toes. 733 00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:32,087 - Oh, my God. 734 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,800 - That's so fucked up. 735 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,636 That's like some Hannibal Lecter shit. 736 00:44:41,555 --> 00:44:42,931 We gotta tell somebody. 737 00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:45,141 I don't wanna have to tell nobody. 738 00:44:45,226 --> 00:44:48,019 -Please don't tell nobody. -God damn it! 739 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:51,232 These guards, they think they can get... 740 00:44:51,315 --> 00:44:53,525 Can do whatever the fuck they want. 741 00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:57,863 Oh, God, I feel so gross. 742 00:44:57,946 --> 00:44:59,906 No, you're okay. You're not gross. 743 00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:01,867 -Yeah. -Come here. 744 00:45:02,826 --> 00:45:04,911 You probably don't even have the plague or nothing. 745 00:45:20,427 --> 00:45:22,679 ...never killed nothin' in my life! 746 00:45:22,763 --> 00:45:24,515 Save it for the judge! 747 00:45:24,598 --> 00:45:26,892 Killed this movie. This movie sucks! 748 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:28,143 - Can you be quiet, please? 749 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,312 Isn't that what you do? Call and response? 750 00:45:30,396 --> 00:45:32,564 That's a Christian thing. It ain't a black thing. 751 00:45:32,648 --> 00:45:34,525 - You sure about that, darkie? - Seriously. 752 00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,568 -What? -You're ruining the film. 753 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:39,530 I thought you didn't even like it. 754 00:45:39,613 --> 00:45:41,365 Well, I love it now. 755 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:56,380 Is it okay if I stand here? 756 00:45:57,548 --> 00:45:59,049 Yeah. 757 00:46:00,342 --> 00:46:01,927 Yeah, of course. 758 00:46:02,636 --> 00:46:05,806 Do you ever feel like a person without a country? 759 00:46:06,807 --> 00:46:08,309 All the time. 760 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,072 Have you seen Nicky? 761 00:46:22,155 --> 00:46:24,491 We invited her, but she's not here. 762 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:36,837 Piscatella told me to shove my moral outrage up my ass. 763 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:40,507 I thought you were gonna stay out of other people's business. 764 00:46:53,061 --> 00:46:55,146 You smell like reefer. 765 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:04,573 Who the fuck sold to her? 766 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:48,617 I, um... 767 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,412 Do... 768 00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:53,622 you... 769 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,999 - Or should I-- 770 00:47:57,459 --> 00:47:59,002 Shh. 771 00:48:00,421 --> 00:48:01,630 Relax. 772 00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,645 - Mmm. - Oh... 773 00:48:19,523 --> 00:48:20,816 Do you like that? 774 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:22,943 Yeah. 775 00:48:24,778 --> 00:48:25,987 Describe it. 776 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,161 A glow worm. 777 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,496 Mmm. 778 00:48:37,373 --> 00:48:39,460 - Glitter dots. - Mmm. 779 00:48:42,629 --> 00:48:44,255 Lightning bolts. 780 00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:49,177 Oh, more... More lightning bolts. 781 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,515 Warm squiggles. 782 00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:55,851 Are you getting close? 783 00:48:56,602 --> 00:48:57,811 Uh, to what? 784 00:48:57,894 --> 00:48:59,480 Uh, climax. 785 00:49:00,481 --> 00:49:01,482 Maybe? 786 00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:08,822 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 787 00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:12,408 Oh, sweet troll. 788 00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:18,957 I'm close. I'm close. I'm... 789 00:49:26,923 --> 00:49:27,924 Why'd you stop? 790 00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:32,137 So you know what it feels like to be abandoned in the middle of the woods. 791 00:49:34,264 --> 00:49:36,141 You hurt my feelings, Suzanne. 792 00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,561 What? 793 00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:44,775 News flash, Dorothy was from Kansas, not Harlem. 794 00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:47,528 News flash, Judy Garland was from Minnesota, 795 00:49:47,611 --> 00:49:50,363 and Diana Ross was from Michigan, so nobody is from Kansas. 796 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:51,489 --It's a movie. 797 00:49:51,573 --> 00:49:53,033 No one asked you, nigger-lover. 798 00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:55,536 - What did you say? - What the fuck? 799 00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:57,370 Yo, can you shut the fuck up? 800 00:49:57,453 --> 00:50:00,081 Hey, guys! Quiet down, please. 801 00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:01,166 Okay? 802 00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,837 Hmm. Your boo? 803 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:08,506 She's not only fair-skinned, but she's fair-weathered. 804 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,553 Yeah, she not my boo. 805 00:50:14,012 --> 00:50:15,806 It's all for show. 806 00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:19,893 It's called appropriation, black people stealin' white people's art. 807 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:22,270 I think the black girls and the white girls are havin' a thing. 808 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:23,939 No, you dumb cracker. 809 00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:26,399 - Who you callin' a cracker? 810 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:29,277 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up, Nazi. 811 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,072 Or what? You'll tap dance on over here and beat us up? 812 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,742 Everyone chill out, all right? It's a movie. 813 00:50:35,826 --> 00:50:38,119 Man, if this escalates, we're screwed. 814 00:50:38,203 --> 00:50:39,996 Remember, the SHU is full. 815 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,456 -Whatever. -I'm ready. 816 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,166 -You wanna go? -Shit. 817 00:50:48,504 --> 00:50:50,173 Everybody back to your bunks. 818 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:51,549 Movie night is over. 819 00:50:51,633 --> 00:50:52,968 Oh, man! 820 00:50:53,051 --> 00:50:54,886 It's for your own safety, let's go. 821 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:57,764 Man, are you kidding me? They didn't even meet The Wiz! 822 00:50:57,848 --> 00:50:59,432 The titular character! 823 00:50:59,515 --> 00:51:02,603 He's played by Richard Pryor, people! 824 00:51:05,689 --> 00:51:07,649 Bald, white, racist fucking bitches ruined it for everyone. 825 00:51:07,733 --> 00:51:08,817 Hell, yeah. 826 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,656 You think that's a job? 827 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:16,867 Like painting pictures for scenery and stuff? 828 00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:18,534 Sure, why not? 829 00:51:18,619 --> 00:51:20,411 Hey, can I talk to you? 830 00:51:20,495 --> 00:51:22,288 Sure, I'll catch up with you guys later. 831 00:51:23,456 --> 00:51:24,666 Honey. 832 00:51:25,667 --> 00:51:27,210 - You gotta be careful. 833 00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:29,587 Ruiz is playing a dangerous game. 834 00:51:29,671 --> 00:51:31,214 It's fine, she's my roommate. 835 00:51:31,297 --> 00:51:33,508 You don't think Al Capone had a roommate when he was in prison? 836 00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:36,678 Oh, my God. I'm not stupid. I know she's getting into other stuff. 837 00:51:36,762 --> 00:51:38,054 I'm not gonna get involved in any of that. 838 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:41,349 You hang out with that crew, in that salon, you involved. 839 00:51:43,018 --> 00:51:45,937 You wanna rebel against your mother? That's fine. 840 00:51:46,021 --> 00:51:48,481 That's fine, because I'm the first person to admit she wasn't perfect, 841 00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:51,777 but that don't mean that you gotta go and screw up your own life. 842 00:51:51,860 --> 00:51:54,988 I wanna have friends. I wanna hang out with people my own age, 843 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:56,782 not people tryin' to be my mom all the time. 844 00:51:58,074 --> 00:51:59,826 I'll see you around. 845 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:24,768 Yeah? 846 00:52:26,311 --> 00:52:27,688 I got no place else to go. 847 00:52:28,772 --> 00:52:31,232 I already set up the couch. 848 00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:12,858 - Shh... 849 00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:15,318 Come on. 850 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:16,903 Okay, okay. 851 00:53:20,323 --> 00:53:21,532 Okay. 852 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:40,051 Look! 853 00:53:57,110 --> 00:53:59,780 Sorry, I forgot to set an alarm. 854 00:54:00,864 --> 00:54:04,284 First, you make me meet you in Oneonta, then you're 45 minutes late? 855 00:54:04,367 --> 00:54:06,369 You know, one of us has an actual job. 856 00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:07,453 Oh, I see. 857 00:54:07,537 --> 00:54:09,831 You think I run a 501c3 out of my bed? 858 00:54:09,915 --> 00:54:11,666 --I have three employees. 859 00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:14,419 Now, let's see this Pulitzer-winning photo. 860 00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:19,382 You wrapped it in a T-shirt? 861 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:21,634 Yeah, it was up a nun's vagina. 862 00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,304 You didn't... You didn't rinse it? 863 00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:25,847 Yeah, I sprayed it with Windex, 864 00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:29,309 especially the microchip part with all the information on it. 865 00:54:31,102 --> 00:54:32,687 Get in touch with Crystal Burset. 866 00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:34,898 She's got an open case against MCC. 867 00:54:36,066 --> 00:54:38,443 Danny, do not mention my name to anyone. 868 00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:41,988 Big J finally joined the Resistance. 869 00:54:42,072 --> 00:54:43,281 I've done no such thing. 870 00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:47,285 In fact, this meeting never fuckin' happened, okay? 871 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:49,037 It's a cool shirt. Can I, uh-- 872 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,246 No. 873 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:55,543 Tell Linda the Sea Witch I said hi. 874 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,794 Sorry. 875 00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:18,566 You think I'm blind? 876 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,151 It's a granola bar. 877 00:55:20,735 --> 00:55:22,112 You heard Piscatella, no food. 878 00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:25,615 I am not gonna stand by while somebody starves to death. 879 00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:29,702 So give me four shots, or whatever, make me crawl back to my bunk. 880 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,289 Fuck the shots. 881 00:55:34,457 --> 00:55:35,583 Get up on the table. 882 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,002 Excuse me? 883 00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:40,005 You heard me. Up there with her. 884 00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:58,314 What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom? 885 00:56:00,316 --> 00:56:01,484 You go. 886 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:10,493 Your scent is... strong. 887 00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:14,622 Breathe through your mouth. 888 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:29,137 Sir, we, uh, got a situation here. 889 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:31,139 I have a situation myself. 890 00:56:31,222 --> 00:56:33,975 You're gonna have to hold down the fort, big man. Out. 891 00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:37,062 I'm sorry, what snag? 892 00:56:37,145 --> 00:56:40,523 Oh, we wanted to run the sewer line straight out to the street, 893 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:43,276 but there's a massive shelf of bedrock sittin' in the way. 894 00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:44,902 So, what does that mean? 895 00:56:44,986 --> 00:56:46,779 Well, we could dynamite the whole thing. 896 00:56:48,949 --> 00:56:51,201 Or we could run the line the other way around 897 00:56:51,284 --> 00:56:52,910 and connect it to the outtake over here. 898 00:56:52,994 --> 00:56:56,164 Of course, that means going straight through the garden and the greenhouse, 899 00:56:56,247 --> 00:56:57,665 which we've been tryin' to avoid. 900 00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,001 What did Caputo say? 901 00:57:00,085 --> 00:57:02,212 He hasn't picked up his phone all morning. 902 00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:04,047 Okay. 903 00:57:06,967 --> 00:57:08,843 All right, I'm calling it, then. 904 00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,553 No more garden and greenhouse. 905 00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:11,846 Do it. 906 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,795 Hold up! Hold up! There's something there! 907 00:57:48,758 --> 00:57:50,635 Oh, this ain't gonna be pretty.