1 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:49,819 Chiert, help me, suki, bliadi. 2 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,571 What are you looking for? 3 00:01:52,656 --> 00:01:54,573 My mirror. Where is my mirror? 4 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:55,700 It's not there? 5 00:01:55,784 --> 00:01:58,577 Not unless it's suddenly turned invisible. 6 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:00,622 I've been robbed. 7 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:06,502 -Where is my mirror? -What? 8 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,963 The magnifying mirror. The one from my desk. 9 00:02:09,047 --> 00:02:11,424 The one I've seen you use for your eyebrows. 10 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:12,759 I don't know. 11 00:02:13,927 --> 00:02:16,262 No one sleeps when my things go missing. 12 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,683 I'm not sleeping. I can't sleep. 13 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,729 Wake up. My mirror is missing. 14 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:27,023 We have to live together. It would be pretty dumb to steal from you. 15 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:28,942 Like you're all geniuses. 16 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:31,610 --Wake up, motorboat. 17 00:02:31,695 --> 00:02:33,571 Please, I didn't go to sleep until you left for the shower. 18 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:34,989 I swear, I kept myself up. 19 00:02:35,073 --> 00:02:37,366 -Where is my mirror? -On the desk? 20 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:40,244 She wouldn't steal from you. She's terrified of you. 21 00:02:41,913 --> 00:02:44,457 Why would I want to look at myself in the mirror? 22 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,127 Hey, Reznikov. It's time to make the donuts. 23 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,839 I'm not ready. And my mirror is missing. 24 00:02:50,922 --> 00:02:53,091 I don't give a tiger's testicle. 25 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,633 Look, the faster I deliver you, 26 00:02:54,718 --> 00:02:56,594 the faster I can get back to my mindfulness practice. 27 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,971 So, let's go! 28 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,973 Do you think your time is more valuable than mine? 29 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:01,640 Fine. Fine. 30 00:03:01,725 --> 00:03:03,935 I'll put my face on in the kitchen, huh? 31 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,561 Shut up! I'm still asleep! 32 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:08,022 Wait. 33 00:03:09,148 --> 00:03:10,649 Where's my lip pencil? 34 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,863 Where the hell is my lip pencil? 35 00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:16,405 Now, Reznikov. 36 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:21,660 Fucking thieves. I will find you! 37 00:03:21,745 --> 00:03:23,913 Shut the fuck up. 38 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,500 Oh, shoot. She left the light on. 39 00:03:34,799 --> 00:03:35,967 Thank you. 40 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,725 You okay? 41 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:47,353 Not even a little bit. 42 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,379 I'm not even looking. I don't care. 43 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,340 You're not even that hot. 44 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,593 - Wait, maybe you are. 45 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:28,227 Now this is starting to feel like overkill. 46 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:29,395 - You think so? - Mmm. 47 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,230 More like looks could kill. 48 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,607 Check out the stink eye in this place. 49 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:36,485 You know, maybe that's 'cause there's a boy in the girls' room. 50 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,073 These ladies don't seem too bothered by me. 51 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,703 The bathroom is where you're the most vulnerable. 52 00:04:45,787 --> 00:04:48,164 --I mean, haven't you ever seen Psycho? 53 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,623 Or read an actuarial table? 54 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,209 Yoga Jones ordered this protection. 55 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,837 Frankly, I think it was an overreaction. 56 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,089 ♪ I've been stealing Them other ladies' pies ♪ 57 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,424 ♪ And, ooh, that was a bust ♪ 58 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,844 ♪ 'Cause them other ladies Been fakin' when they bakin' ♪ 59 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,636 ♪ Using that store-bought crust ♪ 60 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:07,809 ♪ But Judy's pies is oh-so-tasty And I never get my fill ♪ 61 00:05:07,892 --> 00:05:08,893 ♪ So blame it on... ♪ 62 00:05:08,977 --> 00:05:10,436 On the other hand... 63 00:05:15,942 --> 00:05:18,027 I'll be, uh, right outside. 64 00:05:18,111 --> 00:05:21,072 Oh, hey, you got the new O? I was reading a good article. 65 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:24,033 Oh, you know, I think McCullough walked off with that. 66 00:05:24,117 --> 00:05:25,659 Oh, here. 67 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,329 You want Women's Health? 68 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:30,289 -Thank you. -Enjoy. 69 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:35,044 Well, I believe those are my eggs. 70 00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:38,089 I only took one bite. It was getting cold. 71 00:05:45,972 --> 00:05:47,681 You know, this is getting ridiculous. 72 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:49,017 I can't spend the rest of my time 73 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:50,977 with some ding-dong like that following me around. 74 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,646 Isolation perpetuates the rumors. 75 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,481 That you hate black people? 76 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:59,735 Look, it was the '80s, all right? Everybody was a moron in the '80s. 77 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:01,487 I just want to be able to walk around here 78 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,949 without everybody looking at me like I'm some kind of terrified bigot. 79 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:07,660 Out there is overrated. 80 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:10,663 Why don't we have a TV brought in? 81 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,540 Oh, no. 82 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:15,209 You know, I wouldn't wanna risk 83 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:20,173 sullying your karma, your chi or whatever with such a base object. 84 00:06:20,256 --> 00:06:22,800 Idiot box. I believe that's what you called it last week. 85 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,760 Did I? I don't remember. 86 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,681 Mmm-hmm. And I think you called me the idiot on the idiot box. 87 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,058 Right? 88 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:32,643 Well, it's starting to look like it's true. 89 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,646 And there... there's gotta be some way to clear the air. 90 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,648 Make reparations. 91 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,193 Forty acres and some eggs. 92 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,902 Why don't you tell them again 93 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:46,115 how many black friends you have in your kitchen and your field? 94 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:49,327 Okay, you shut up, you PC hippie hypocrite. 95 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,705 I would wager that your last address before you came here 96 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,790 wasn't exactly in the inner city. 97 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:59,963 At least I didn't talk to puppets that used the word "jigaboo." 98 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,675 Hmm? 99 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,427 No more eggs for you. 100 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,413 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison 101 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,332 is attempting to contact you. 102 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,752 -Cal! -Piper! 103 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:43,922 Cal! Cal, you have no idea how badly I've wanted... 104 00:07:44,007 --> 00:07:45,258 to hear your voice. 105 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,551 Well, would you rather hear my voice? 106 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:52,515 Or a pre-war Gibson banjo that Earl Scruggs played at the Opry? 107 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:54,183 -Your voice, for sure. -You're right. 108 00:07:54,267 --> 00:07:57,020 You're right. I haven't earned it yet. I need to practice more. 109 00:07:57,103 --> 00:08:00,939 So, you got Neri's message, didn't you? 110 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,191 What? What message? 111 00:08:02,275 --> 00:08:04,818 Neri sent you a psychic message to call us. 112 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:08,197 I was skeptical at first, but, I mean, here you are. 113 00:08:08,281 --> 00:08:10,074 Cal, I've missed you so much. 114 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:13,911 There's really nobody in here for me to... talk to right now. 115 00:08:13,995 --> 00:08:15,371 We are pregnant! 116 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:19,083 You got pregnant in the basement? 117 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:23,212 I mean, we... we think that it might have 118 00:08:23,296 --> 00:08:27,425 actually happened in the laundry room or maybe in the dining room. 119 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,468 Um, we're not sure. 120 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:33,347 Mom has a standing hair appointment, Tuesdays from 11:00 to 1:00. 121 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:36,350 And yet, her hair has never changed. It's a mystery. 122 00:08:36,434 --> 00:08:38,394 I mean, we're not technically supposed to tell anyone yet, 123 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:41,439 because it's only eight weeks, but I don't care, fuck it. 124 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,940 Holy shit. 125 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,196 Wow! Congratulations. 126 00:08:48,279 --> 00:08:49,822 That's wonderful. 127 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,158 It is pretty cool. 128 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:54,243 I'm already bonding with the baby. 129 00:08:54,327 --> 00:08:58,747 I talk to him and I sing to him. In English and in Korean. 130 00:08:58,831 --> 00:09:00,833 Did I tell you that we're all learning Korean? 131 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,793 Oh, we've got a whole new business, Pipes. 132 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,339 We ship used clothes over to Korea. 133 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:08,924 Vintage. Uh, podo suhwag. 134 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,884 I mean, we're killing it. They can't get enough. 135 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:14,347 Neri sweeps through Goodwill, Sally Army, St. V's, 136 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:17,683 and then she ships it over to our friend, Helen Hong, in Seoul. 137 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,018 I mean, ever since the panties dried up, 138 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:22,188 we were... we were in real trouble, 139 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:25,858 but babies bring luck and inspiration. 140 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,401 Yeong-gam. 141 00:09:29,112 --> 00:09:31,864 What do you think of the name "Clarence," huh? 142 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,575 -Clarence Chapman? -Do you know it's a boy? 143 00:09:34,658 --> 00:09:36,369 I don't. Not yet. 144 00:09:36,452 --> 00:09:39,288 But I'm willing it to be a boy because women are terrifying. 145 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,374 -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. 146 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:46,379 Neri is pretty psyched and I'm here to buy him his first banjo. 147 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:47,796 - You can never start it too early. 148 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,841 Music education sucks in schools now which is, like, a total travesty... 149 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,136 - Cal-- - No, I know. I... I know, I know. 150 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:57,223 If it is a girl, and it could be, she will play the fiddle. 151 00:09:58,141 --> 00:10:01,394 So, maybe... maybe I shouldn't pull the trigger yet on the banjo. 152 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,274 You're gonna be an amazing dad. 153 00:10:06,357 --> 00:10:08,859 I'm totally fucking scared that I'm gonna fuck it all up. 154 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,446 I mean, you know where we came from. 155 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:14,948 You are so much warmer, you are so much lovelier, 156 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,909 and you are so much awesomer. 157 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:21,872 Plus, you married the anti-Mom. There's no way. 158 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,499 Stop it. 159 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:25,834 Wow. That is so nice of you to say. 160 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,546 I'm really glad you called, Pipes. 161 00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:35,136 I just wanted to check in, and, um, hear your voice. 162 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:37,763 All Whispers employees report to the yard. 163 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,890 Whispers employees to the yard. 164 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,852 Cal, I, uh... I gotta go. 165 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,063 I love you, Daddy. 166 00:10:46,147 --> 00:10:50,193 Okay, yeah, love you. Bye, Aunty Piper. 167 00:10:51,152 --> 00:10:53,529 -Okay, bye. -Bye. 168 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:23,058 Looks like you got light bugs. 169 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,479 - Might be an infestation. - Oh, gee. 170 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:28,897 I don't know what to do about that. 171 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:32,276 You got any advice for me, Miss Nichols? 172 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,278 Darkness, Miss Morello. 173 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:38,241 You fight the light with darkness. 174 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:39,992 Care to visit me on the dark side? 175 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:44,204 Well, actually, it's Mrs. Muccio now. 176 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,374 Didn't even spring for the hyphenate, huh? 177 00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:48,376 We're very traditional. 178 00:11:50,419 --> 00:11:52,838 Looks like you might need to do a little bit of cleaning up in here. 179 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,633 Yeah, yeah. I'll get to that one later. 180 00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,136 That's our stall. 181 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,014 Yeah, I'm aware. 182 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,974 I'm married now. 183 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,393 I took vows. 184 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,102 You know, it's, uh... 185 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:09,938 it's not cheating if you're in different zip codes, right? 186 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,234 And, uh, there's no dick. 187 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,487 So... that's a freebie. 188 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:21,241 It's cheating if I even think about somebody else. 189 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:25,120 Lusting in the heart and all that? Just like Jimmy Carter says. 190 00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,463 You're really telling me you didn't miss me at all? 191 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,383 You didn't think about me? 192 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,553 'Cause I sure missed you. 193 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,848 Of course I missed you... 194 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:49,102 but that was because I was worried about you. 195 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,401 Look. 196 00:12:55,484 --> 00:12:59,655 Look, there's the little chip in the tile from when you cut your arm. 197 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:02,950 Aw, remember you didn't notice until after your third orgasm? 198 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:05,869 Okay, no. No, you are not helping me. 199 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,706 You're making me think about things I should not be thinking about. 200 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,417 It's not right, Nicky. 201 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,504 Where'd you go? 202 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,928 No, stay there. Don't! 203 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,805 Leave me alone. 204 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,932 Baby, I'm here. 205 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:32,020 I can touch you. You need to be touched. 206 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,898 He can't give that to you. 207 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:38,611 Uh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 208 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,363 Okay, no! 209 00:13:40,446 --> 00:13:42,823 Vinny and I, we have a future. 210 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,450 Sure. 211 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,701 Or you have no future 212 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,496 'cause you're virtual strangers living in a fantasy world. 213 00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:51,832 And it's gonna shatter into a million pieces 214 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,877 when the mundane realities of day-to-day life 215 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:59,339 intrude on your maiden-in-a-tower, prince-down-below fairy-tale bullshit. 216 00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,634 'Cause it's retarded. 217 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:04,720 Plus he's probably been banging the single mom next door the whole time, anyway, 218 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,390 because who can live on fantasy and promises for that long, right? 219 00:14:07,473 --> 00:14:09,475 People get lonely. 220 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:14,730 Or not. Okay? 221 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,233 Maybe it's the real thing. 222 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,737 I've never met the guy. 223 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,947 For all I know, maybe it's true love, right? 224 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,743 Are you sure he wouldn't get off on hearing about you with another chick? 225 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,622 - Owens! - Here. 226 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,749 - Piendak! - Here. 227 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,543 - Sankey! - Here. 228 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,710 Watson! 229 00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:40,255 Let me hear a verbal confirmation, inmate. 230 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,382 Here. 231 00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,758 A little bit louder now! 232 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,217 - Here! - Ow! 233 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,678 -What? -Nothing, sorry. 234 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:47,680 My ear was too close to your mouth. My bad. 235 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:52,476 Now, ladies, due to the breach in security at the Whispers factory, 236 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:55,771 it has been decided that all employees of Whispers 237 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,315 will be replaced with more trustworthy inmates. 238 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,067 Wait, you mean we ain't got jobs no more? 239 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,610 Means you ain't got that job no more. 240 00:15:01,694 --> 00:15:04,447 But lucky for you, a new opportunity has knocked. 241 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:09,785 - Welcome to Construction 101. 242 00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,621 So, wait, is this a job or is this a class? 243 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:14,122 This is vocational training. 244 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,167 Well, uh, paid vocational training? 245 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,628 We was makin' a dollar an hour at Whispers. 246 00:15:19,712 --> 00:15:23,757 If you are able to master these skills and get a job once you're released, 247 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,134 - the paycheck could be in your future. 248 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:30,681 But to be clear as crystal, no money. 249 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,349 For whatever this is. 250 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,686 This is a class. 251 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,731 Thanks, jefe. 252 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,191 - Hope it was worth it. - Mmm-hmm. 253 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,985 You gonna fill my commissary now? 254 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,778 Hey, back the fuck off. 255 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,822 Hey, hey! 256 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,406 Eyes up front. 257 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,621 I will now introduce you to your construction foreman instructor, 258 00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:54,997 Mr. McDonald. 259 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,374 --He will walk you through safety training 260 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:58,959 so we can have an efficient 261 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,754 and incident-free work-learning environment. 262 00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:09,344 Ooh, baby, I'd let him jackhammer me. 263 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,014 Mmm, I think I'm gonna need a lot of instruction. 264 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:14,683 Please let him be straight. 265 00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,685 Wrangler jeans. He's straight. 266 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:20,731 Yeah, right. You can keep me safe, Mr. Mackadocious. 267 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,483 Quiet down, inmates. 268 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,985 Mr. Piscatella? 269 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,990 I have a heart condition, and I don't know if this whole, you know, 270 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:34,452 manual labor and heat thing... it's gonna work for me. 271 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:37,998 I think I got a bad heart, too. Really bad heart. 272 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,667 Yeah, me, too. 273 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:43,086 Come up here and we'll find you an appropriate position... 274 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,421 DeMarco. 275 00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,342 I know what position I'd like. 276 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,680 That's enough, ma'am. 277 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:58,101 Ladies, safety is number one on the job site. 278 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:02,606 And safety comes with confidence and comfort using tools and equipment. 279 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:06,777 Confidence and comfort come from practice and common sense. 280 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:10,238 I will be your guide and supervisor as we erect this structure. 281 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,782 He said "erect." 282 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,491 What exactly is this structure? 283 00:17:13,576 --> 00:17:16,036 From the plans I've been given, it's a giant cube with a roof. 284 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:20,916 Now, anyone here have any carpentry or construction experience? 285 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,000 Show of hands? 286 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,882 - I need an apprentice. - Oh, here! 287 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,763 I love your enthusiasm, ladies. 288 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:38,058 Let's wait to choose an apprentice 'til we see who earns it. 289 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:42,312 Inmates, give us a minute while we figure out your work assignments. 290 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,316 If we're gonna make anything off of this, 291 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,318 we gotta get that paparazzi pizza dough. 292 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,737 You got to get the phone charged. 293 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,363 Juice up the box. 294 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,031 Juice up the box? 295 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,783 Like a juice box. 296 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,121 Only the juice is electricity and the box is the-- 297 00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,709 You called money "paparazzi pizza dough." 298 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,088 -Okay, fine. -I'll give you half a point for effort. 299 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,133 Hell, no, you ain't. This ain't no participation trophy. 300 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,093 Look, that's what's wrong with this country. 301 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,929 You either score or you miss. 302 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:23,436 God damn it! We lost the hydraulics! 303 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,982 - Try downshifting! - I tried that already. 304 00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,192 -Can you fix it? -I'm not a mechanic. 305 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:34,489 McDonald, let's put our new trainees to work while we wait on the fix. 306 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,367 Everyone, grab a shovel and let's get started. 307 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,369 Uh, shouldn't we finish going through safety training 308 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,246 - before we get started? - You did. 309 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:44,416 Practice and common sense. Stay safe. 310 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,793 Let's get to work. 311 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,337 Let's go! 312 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,048 Hard hats, first, please. 313 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,800 How is this educational? 314 00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:57,220 Lesson one, don't do crime because prison is unpleasant. 315 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:01,850 Start digging, ladies. You have a hard hat and a shovel. 316 00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,111 Oops! 317 00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,825 Silly me. I'm so clumsy. 318 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:22,913 Got 'em! 319 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,834 - Let's do this. - What? 320 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,418 Don't hold out on me. 321 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:30,545 I'm not holdin' nothin'. 322 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,048 But you promised to show me how to do eye makeup like you do. 323 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:36,134 Oh! That. 324 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,635 Right, yeah, right. 325 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,931 Okay, I've been thinking, though, you gotta bring your own pencil, 326 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,641 'cause if you use mine, you could get, like, pinkeye or something. 327 00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:44,977 Do you have pinkeye? 328 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,854 I don't think so, 329 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:50,065 but I don't know, and you gotta be really careful around here. 330 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,735 Okay, so listen, you go to the drug store, 331 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:55,696 you get yourself a really good black eyeliner pencil 332 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:57,030 and then I'll show you everything. 333 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:59,783 And it doesn't even have to be expensive, neither. 334 00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:02,619 Maybe pick up a mascara, too. Uh, the pink one. 335 00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:05,956 And then we'll do a whole lesson, okay? 336 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,166 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 337 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,793 Great, I gotta go. I'm gonna think about ways 338 00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:13,171 on how to make your eyes really pop and make you really cute. 339 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,273 Mmm-mmm! 340 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,233 Man. 341 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:35,778 You know, I don't know what your secret is, Specs, 342 00:20:35,861 --> 00:20:38,155 but you are looking even hotter than I remember. 343 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,323 -Suck it, Nichols. -Come on. 344 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,784 You're single. I'm single. 345 00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,994 The birds are singing. The grass is soft. 346 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,830 The grass is covered in off-brand weed killer. 347 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,249 Pretty please? Okay? 348 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,044 I just spent 94 days in Max in an eight-bed cell 349 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,421 with, among others, two random shriekers 350 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,673 and a woman who put her baby through a dryer cycle. 351 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:58,550 Oh, that is sexy. 352 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,761 Oh! Oh, that's nothing. 353 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,679 I learned to shit in front of an audience. 354 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,639 Yeah, of course what you're flushing 355 00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,976 is mainly just whatever's left of your humanity. So... 356 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,062 Yeah, well, it's not like it's been a fun-fest over here. 357 00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:11,354 Fuck you, Vause. 358 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,190 This place is like a camp. 359 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,067 What happened? 360 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,069 The commissary run out of chocolate chips? 361 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:19,487 It's been a shitty couple of months, Nicky. 362 00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,865 You're not the only one that has rough times. 363 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,832 Okay, new plan. 364 00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:34,962 You and me go on a magic carpet ride to happy town. 365 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,797 Jesus, you've got a one-track mind. 366 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,175 For your information, I have a two-track mind. 367 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:42,260 All right, come join me on track deux. 368 00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,595 Look... 369 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,472 you can even keep your clothes on. 370 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,765 Oh, of course, you know, 371 00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:50,477 if you don't need a vacation from your reality, then, uh... 372 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,395 hey, by all means, decline. 373 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,165 Hey, smells good. 374 00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,417 You leave that stuff in the place? 375 00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,044 I need to talk to you about that. 376 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,545 Why? Something went wrong? 377 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:19,006 No, no, no, no. No, it was fine. 378 00:22:19,089 --> 00:22:21,842 - I mean... sorry. I left it. 379 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,010 It's all fine. 380 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,068 Ooh, you got the shrimp flavor. That's a good one. 381 00:22:40,986 --> 00:22:43,530 I haven't been... eating so good lately 382 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,407 'cause I'm so nervous all the time. 383 00:22:45,490 --> 00:22:46,616 Have you tried meditating? 384 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,785 Maria, I need to stop. 385 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:51,288 I almost got caught today. 386 00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,582 I think the key word there is "almost." 387 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:56,876 Almost don't count. 388 00:22:57,794 --> 00:23:00,672 So, you're gonna calm yourself, 389 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,383 and you're going to keep doing what you're doing. 390 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:04,842 And if I don't want to? 391 00:23:06,303 --> 00:23:07,595 Ain't about want. 392 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:23,028 - Keep going! 393 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,335 Hey, Boo! Are you thirsty? 394 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,378 Oh, fuck, yeah! 395 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,048 What, is this some kind of lesbian superpower 396 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,758 that you can fix machines like this, like a man? 397 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,345 Are you kidding? 398 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:50,555 - Oh! 399 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:52,349 Ah. 400 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:56,103 -I got no fucking clue what I'm doing. -You don't? 401 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,146 I figure if I loosen and tighten the bolt repeatedly, 402 00:23:58,230 --> 00:24:00,815 it eats up the whole fucking day and keeps me out of the trenches. 403 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,359 That's... that's pretty smart. 404 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,736 Now, scram, girl. You're blowing my cover. 405 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:07,364 Oh, no, no, no. It's totally cool. 406 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:10,117 They assigned me to learn from you, 407 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,620 just in case if anything breaks, somebody else knows how to fix it. 408 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:18,041 'Cause, like, what if you get let out... or you're busy? 409 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:20,543 How do you like them apples? 410 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,587 All About Eve, huh? 411 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:23,921 Yeah, yeah. 412 00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:27,009 'Cause Adam... Adam told her not to eat that apple. 413 00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:30,928 And she ate it, she became wise. Just like me. 414 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,391 Yeah. Tell you what. 415 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,893 Come on under here, I'll show you what we're doing. 416 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,319 Keep working, inmate. 417 00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:53,326 Oh, Jesus, you cutting yourself now? 418 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,745 I thought I was the emo one. 419 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,040 -What? -You're bleeding. 420 00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,000 Fuck. 421 00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,879 I used to cut myself. But in, like, cool designs. 422 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,091 She should cut herself. 423 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,842 We're all out of work because of her. 424 00:25:09,926 --> 00:25:11,678 If you can't dig and talk at the same time, 425 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:13,180 then you dig and shut up. 426 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:16,058 Shovels in the dirt. Now! 427 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:27,485 And don't touch 'em for a half an hour. 428 00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:30,447 I'm not doing free fixing 'cause you were a moron 429 00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,324 and felt like seeing if they were dry. 430 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:36,244 Okay, I said it was a mistake. Some lint got stuck to it. 431 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:37,912 Pa' fuera. 432 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,088 Got time for a walk-in? 433 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,006 Don't expect a family discount. 434 00:25:57,932 --> 00:25:59,267 You been chewing on these again? 435 00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,186 Some of us got a lot on our minds. 436 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,271 You don't think I got a lot on my mind? 437 00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:06,566 I gotta figure out a place to set up the salon out there. 438 00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,152 I gotta hire girls to help me. 439 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,238 Maybe a receptionist with great nails 440 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,656 so that everyone can see the work right when they walk in. 441 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,617 What the fuck are you talking about? 442 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,369 I'm talkin' about my future. 443 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,704 You gotta get your cosmetology license. 444 00:26:21,206 --> 00:26:22,499 You gotta rent a place. 445 00:26:22,582 --> 00:26:24,209 Fill it with chairs and foot buckets 446 00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,711 and get the machine that kills the germs on the tools. 447 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,296 Where you gonna get money for all that? 448 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,548 You lucky if you could afford a few bottles of polish. 449 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,718 Got a lot on your mind. 450 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,845 Got some nerve. 451 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,307 You got make-believe on your mind. 452 00:26:48,191 --> 00:26:49,609 You know, maybe you can... 453 00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,905 start in someone else's place. 454 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,241 Learn the business and take over that shit. 455 00:26:58,535 --> 00:27:00,036 You'll run it in no time. 456 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,707 You're like that bug that takes over the other bug 457 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:06,501 and controls it and everything. 458 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,713 And you're really good at figuring out business stuff, so... 459 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,050 What color you want? 460 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:28,565 Oh, CO Bayley, I asked you politely to please wait outside. 461 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,899 Miss Washington is a friend. 462 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,819 Right, but I'm your shadow, you know. 463 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:36,030 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man? 464 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:38,491 The Shadow knows! 465 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:44,372 Been listening to a retro radio podcast. 466 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:46,541 Podcast? No, okay. 467 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:49,711 All right. I'll, uh, I'll wait outside. 468 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,464 Ooh, The Wise Man's Fear. 469 00:27:52,547 --> 00:27:55,758 I loved The Name of the Wind. Can I, uh... Can I borrow that? 470 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,176 Knock yourself out. 471 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:04,226 What's goin' on with that? 472 00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:09,397 I... I've been assigned protection and it's driving me bananas. 473 00:28:09,481 --> 00:28:13,485 Now... I know your friends are frustrated with me, 474 00:28:13,568 --> 00:28:16,488 but surely we can find some way to work that out. 475 00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:18,865 Wait. Wait, wait. 476 00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,950 You think the black girls are gonna jump you? 477 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,662 Well, uh, the crazy one has been taunting me with songs from the show. 478 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,539 And the big one with the puffy hair, 479 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:29,667 she cornered me in the hallway with the... gal with the head wrap. 480 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:30,960 I didn't make that up. 481 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,963 It's not like you wouldn't deserve it after that chitlin' mess. 482 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:40,553 They were puppets. 483 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:42,972 Yeah, puppets that reinforce stereotypes 484 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,642 that black people are dumb and superstitious. 485 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,479 They steal and they love being indentured servants. 486 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,023 And don't get me started on the cannibalism. 487 00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,566 I gotta tell you, it's disappointing. 488 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:56,944 All right, look, I sincerely regret it. 489 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:59,906 But they did promote fresh food. I mean, there was a message. 490 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:02,867 Oh, all right. 491 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,077 Listen, I'm gonna tell you the truth. 492 00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:07,539 I did a lot of blow back in the early '80s, 493 00:29:07,622 --> 00:29:10,250 and it kept me thin and awake, 494 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,168 but it didn't do much for my cultural sensitivity, 495 00:29:12,252 --> 00:29:15,338 or my bank account, or my gynecological health. 496 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:18,591 Now, the chips fell, I eventually moved on. 497 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,343 And here I am. 498 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:24,055 But it can get lonely, you know? 499 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,558 I'm... I'm trying to put a brave face on it, 500 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:29,977 but to tell you the truth, I could use some friends. 501 00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:33,356 Other than a skinny hippie always in crisis. 502 00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:35,733 You know, it's hard enough being in here 503 00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,735 without feelin' everybody hates me. 504 00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:45,327 It ever occur to you that it's racist to assume 505 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:48,371 that black people are gonna beat you up for bein' racist? 506 00:29:48,455 --> 00:29:51,874 And you have a good point there. Right, all right, look, 507 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,626 I'm tryin'. 508 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:56,170 I mean, maybe I am a racist. Maybe I'm just too stupid to know it, 509 00:29:56,253 --> 00:30:00,300 but shit, I am the friendliest racist that you are ever gonna meet, 510 00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:03,260 - so can't we all just get along? 511 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:10,727 All right. All right, I'll talk to 'em. See what's up. 512 00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,438 Great, thank you. Thank you. I really appreciate it. 513 00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:15,315 You are one of the good ones. 514 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:21,028 No, I meant that as in people in general. 515 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:22,238 Just... 516 00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:23,531 Shh. 517 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,969 She saw me! 518 00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:46,388 Nicky? 519 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:50,892 Nicky? 520 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,734 What are you doing? 521 00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:01,653 Hey, Bummer Chapman, 522 00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,697 get the fuck down or fuck the fuck off. 523 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:06,616 Bum, bum-bum, bum, bummer. 524 00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:08,368 My tongue feels delightful. 525 00:31:08,451 --> 00:31:10,077 - Hey! 526 00:31:10,161 --> 00:31:11,245 Ow! 527 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,329 Argh! 528 00:31:13,498 --> 00:31:14,541 Shit! 529 00:31:14,624 --> 00:31:17,419 Psst! You know, from this angle, 530 00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:19,671 your nose hairs are pretty prominent, no? 531 00:31:19,754 --> 00:31:20,797 -Oh, my God. -Look at that. 532 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,757 - Well, she used to trim them. 533 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,009 You are really letting yourself go, Chapman. 534 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,470 Are you two crazy? What the fuck are you doing? 535 00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:29,346 It's a weekly meeting, okay, 536 00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:32,016 for the morally morose and successfully challenged. 537 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,184 So we're just going back and forth 538 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:36,228 and, uh, talking about all the truly dreadful, horrible shit 539 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,314 that we have to slog through on a daily basis-- 540 00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,775 - And we're smoking crack. - Oh, yeah! That, too. 541 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:42,569 Are you two fucking serious? 542 00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:44,571 While not my first choice, 543 00:31:44,654 --> 00:31:46,698 crack in small amounts is actually good for you. 544 00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:48,825 It's gotten a bad rap over the years. I don't even... 545 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,284 --Yeah, yeah. 546 00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,328 Drug beggars can't be drug choosers, you know. 547 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:55,998 Perfect. So you guys are cracked out of your minds. 548 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,166 Hmm. 549 00:31:58,751 --> 00:31:59,794 Ah! 550 00:32:04,215 --> 00:32:05,758 And you can be, too. Here. 551 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:08,720 Uh, full disclosure, that crack's been up someone's ass. 552 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,972 -Probably Angie's. -Oh, definitely Angie's. 553 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:14,058 Yeah, I traded her a lipstick for it. 554 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:16,519 - Here you go. - And don't worry, Piper. 555 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:19,606 It's sterilized by the flame. 556 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:29,365 Fuck it. 557 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,994 Whoa! Seriously? 558 00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,286 Why would you offer it to me, 559 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,038 if you weren't actually gonna share it with me? 560 00:32:37,331 --> 00:32:40,417 No, I'm just... surprised. 561 00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,919 Well, don't be. 562 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,090 Hand it over. 563 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,221 Okay, so, what do I do? 564 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,850 Now breathe in. Real deep. 565 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,778 Real deep, hold it! 566 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,168 Wow. 567 00:33:23,545 --> 00:33:24,629 Wow. 568 00:33:24,712 --> 00:33:25,963 Take it easy. 569 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,716 Take it easy? Fuck that! I was branded, okay? 570 00:33:34,681 --> 00:33:36,432 Man, I did not see that coming. 571 00:33:36,516 --> 00:33:37,600 Holy shit! 572 00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:39,686 You're a Nazi now? 573 00:33:39,769 --> 00:33:41,437 Not a Nazi. I think I'm a Nazi sympathizer. 574 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:42,897 I think that was the message. 575 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:44,106 I brought this on myself. 576 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:45,775 This is what I've become. This is what I've become. 577 00:33:45,858 --> 00:33:48,485 This is what I've fucking become, you guys. 578 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:49,821 How do I come back from this? 579 00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,781 I sent Stella down the hill. Why did I have to do that? 580 00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:53,115 She stole your money. 581 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,743 I was acquainted with her in Max. 582 00:33:55,827 --> 00:33:57,704 My parents didn't teach me to be like this. 583 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,958 What I did to Maria... 584 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,835 I didn't feel bad. 585 00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:05,086 I didn't think twice. 586 00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:06,170 I just... 587 00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:08,590 went too far. 588 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,634 I always go too far. 589 00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:18,474 I always go too fucking far. 590 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:24,146 And I can't fucking stop it. 591 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,982 You're not the worst person in here, Piper. 592 00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:30,236 I think that I've been trying to win prison. 593 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:36,158 And I've destroyed people's lives. 594 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,161 Gimme that shit again. 595 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,038 -Yeah. -Gimme that. 596 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,348 I killed someone. 597 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:04,103 Fuck, man. 598 00:35:05,396 --> 00:35:07,649 What, by accident? 599 00:35:08,482 --> 00:35:10,985 No. No, I killed him. 600 00:35:12,695 --> 00:35:13,780 On purpose. 601 00:35:14,906 --> 00:35:16,532 Fuck... 602 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,243 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 603 00:35:19,326 --> 00:35:21,495 What? How? 604 00:35:21,578 --> 00:35:23,956 That's impossible. You couldn't do that. I know you. 605 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,919 Last month. Kubra sent someone in here to kill me. 606 00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:30,672 Like I said he would. 607 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,050 I mean, in here? 608 00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:38,220 -Fuckin' A. -How? 609 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,931 Alex, what did you do with the body? 610 00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:44,852 You're sitting on him. 611 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:51,025 Parts of him. I mean, he's all over. 612 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:55,446 Oh, God. 613 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,200 Stop. 614 00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:08,793 Look, just because I sit behind a desk all day 615 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,713 does not mean your job is harder than mine. 616 00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:15,341 As a matter of fact, it does. 617 00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:19,053 You dig a hole for four hours and tell us if your job is harder. 618 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:24,475 Do you know how complicated phones have gotten since we've been inside? 619 00:36:24,558 --> 00:36:26,185 As complicated as findin' chargers for them? 620 00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:28,771 I'm tryin'. Caputo's got a different brand going on. 621 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:31,691 There go my girl. P, please tell these bitches 622 00:36:31,774 --> 00:36:34,944 that my job is just as hard as diggin' a ditch. 623 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,988 - It's not. - Ah! 624 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:41,951 Look, why y'all trying to beat up Judy King? 625 00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,077 Because she racist. 626 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,788 Why would we beat up an old white lady? 627 00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,331 One pop and she down. 628 00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,000 And it would ruin the photo. 629 00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:51,002 Ain't nobody trying to beat down Judy King. 630 00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,795 -Who told you that? -She did. 631 00:36:52,879 --> 00:36:54,630 She told me y'all chased her down the hallway 632 00:36:54,714 --> 00:36:57,049 and Crazy Eyes was singing like a murder doll. 633 00:36:57,133 --> 00:36:58,384 Wait, what photo? What are you-- 634 00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,927 We're trying to get a picture. 635 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:03,514 -A picture of what? -Of Judy King. 636 00:37:03,597 --> 00:37:05,557 That's it? 637 00:37:05,641 --> 00:37:07,810 -Just a picture? -Just a picture. 638 00:37:28,289 --> 00:37:31,751 Chapman? Wow. You look even worse than this morning. 639 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,795 Are you sure you don't wanna go to medical? 640 00:37:33,878 --> 00:37:36,213 No, this crash... 641 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,631 is bad. 642 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:41,093 Just processing a lot of stuff right now. 643 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:44,721 Ooh. Did you have diarrhea? You need to stay hydrated. 644 00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:55,566 I wanna say, you're all doing a great job. Keep it up. 645 00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:58,069 Bet you don't have that problem. 646 00:37:58,152 --> 00:37:59,821 --Right. 647 00:37:59,904 --> 00:38:01,989 You hear there's a time machine in laundry? 648 00:38:02,073 --> 00:38:04,450 Oh, yeah, and there's a fountain of youth in the ghetto toilet. 649 00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:07,161 Yeah, blue helmet. 650 00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:08,579 Do any y'all want water? 651 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:11,457 You know, if that shit was true, I'd go back and see my dead mom. 652 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,459 Tell her not to date the guy that killed her. 653 00:38:13,542 --> 00:38:16,462 I'd go back and not end up in this fucking place. 654 00:38:16,545 --> 00:38:20,424 Y'all ever think about, like, going back and killing Hitler? 655 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:22,634 Or maybe I'd go back, raise Hitler right. 656 00:38:22,718 --> 00:38:26,347 You know, give him lots of love and encourage his artistic side, 657 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:28,557 try to be a good mom figure to him. 658 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,935 Maybe he'd have less anger issues. 659 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,439 I'd go back and tell him to seize the Suez Canal early on. 660 00:38:35,522 --> 00:38:37,274 That'd secure most of the Mediterranean, 661 00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:40,236 giving the Third Reich easy access to oil. 662 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:47,118 I can't. They need it over here. 663 00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:53,707 Where would you go, back in time? 664 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,334 -Me? -Yeah. 665 00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,628 Uh... well, summer of '99, 666 00:38:57,711 --> 00:39:00,756 I was supposed to see Judas Priest at, uh, Ralph Wilson Stadium, 667 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,009 but my friend, Champ Silvers, 668 00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:06,553 he challenged me to drink a dirty 30 pack in the parking lot. 669 00:39:06,637 --> 00:39:07,679 Of Coors Light. 670 00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,265 And, uh, I puked everywhere. 671 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:11,558 I never even got in to see Rob Halford on stage. 672 00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:14,770 -Regrets, you know? -Yeah. 673 00:39:17,273 --> 00:39:19,441 Put some tape on it. It's all right. 674 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,152 --I'm telling you, Lorna, 675 00:39:21,235 --> 00:39:23,029 if I would have known Jack was gonna try something, 676 00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:24,613 I would've locked the door. 677 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,323 The kid's got unusual sleep patterns. 678 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:28,742 I look up, the doors open and there's Tommy. 679 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,702 And his eyes are going, "What?" 680 00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,955 And he makes a noise, "Oh." 681 00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:34,665 Oh, my goodness. 682 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:36,458 And you and Jack, you just kept going? 683 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:37,960 Oh, yeah, basically. 684 00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:41,255 I said, "Tommy, go back to your room, your mommy and daddy are making love." 685 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:45,384 Well, I guess at that age, he doesn't know what that means. 686 00:39:45,467 --> 00:39:47,344 I hardly know what it means at my age. 687 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,763 Jack and I are like ships in the night. 688 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,391 That's why I didn't stop when I saw the kid there. 689 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:55,937 Yeah, well, Vinny and I just had the honeymoon, so... 690 00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,939 You know what Tommy said last week? 691 00:39:58,022 --> 00:39:59,731 He says, "I'm never getting married." 692 00:39:59,815 --> 00:40:01,525 I said, "Well, never's a long time." 693 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:05,279 He says, "I don't want some girl spending all my money." 694 00:40:05,362 --> 00:40:06,948 He don't get that mouth from me. 695 00:40:10,076 --> 00:40:13,412 Franny, I... I think Vinny's cheating on me. 696 00:40:13,495 --> 00:40:16,958 Oh, Lorn, you don't know that. 697 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:19,961 From what you told me, he don't sound like the type. 698 00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:24,465 He hasn't visited in weeks. We barely even talk on the phone. 699 00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:26,675 Honey, you're letting your mind run away with you. 700 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,552 I'm sure it's nothing. You gotta trust. 701 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:30,930 -I gotta know. -Then you gotta ask. 702 00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:33,057 What if I don't believe him? I can't live with that. 703 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,725 That's marriage. 704 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:38,312 You think I don't wonder where Jack's been when he comes home after 11:00 705 00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:39,730 and says he's been "bowling"? 706 00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:42,399 You get to see Jack every day. 707 00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:47,863 Honey, will you just go... visit him for me? 708 00:40:47,947 --> 00:40:50,574 -What, like, at his house? -Mmm-hmm. 709 00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:52,784 What good will that do? 710 00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:56,413 Lorna, this is the kinda garbage that got you in here. 711 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,875 No, no. He is family. 712 00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:01,210 And I don't mean like that. 713 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,254 I... I mean, 714 00:41:03,337 --> 00:41:04,964 I mean, just get to know him a little. 715 00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:08,217 - He's your brother, for Christ's sake! 716 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:11,095 Please, I'm begging you! You know I would do this for you. 717 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:13,305 I would do this for you! 718 00:41:13,389 --> 00:41:17,184 I just can't live thinking that he's using some other housewife's oven mitt. 719 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:20,896 --All right. 720 00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,608 I'll go to his house. 721 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:28,195 Thank you so much. I love you, my sister. 722 00:41:28,279 --> 00:41:29,530 I love you. 723 00:41:36,287 --> 00:41:37,496 Uh... 724 00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,668 - You got an appointment? - Uh-uh. 725 00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,003 Walk-in. 726 00:41:45,129 --> 00:41:47,923 -Is that okay? -That depends. 727 00:42:02,229 --> 00:42:03,397 Take a seat. 728 00:42:10,112 --> 00:42:12,073 That's a lot of hair. 729 00:42:12,156 --> 00:42:15,284 Are we really playing Barbie Styling Head here? 730 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:17,619 You know, I got places to be. So... 731 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:19,996 Updo it is. 732 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,876 Ow. Yeah, that's nice. You really know what you're doing, huh? 733 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,878 Fabulous. 734 00:42:26,962 --> 00:42:30,716 Yeah... I'm like a real Audrey Hepburn, huh? 735 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,469 Thank you. 736 00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:41,017 Can you do that somewhere else? 737 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,440 You can paint nails anywhere. 738 00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,192 Of course. 739 00:42:48,275 --> 00:42:50,277 I finally find a job I'm good at. 740 00:42:50,361 --> 00:42:51,820 Turns out to be a drug front. 741 00:42:54,615 --> 00:42:57,118 I got two days left in this shithole. 742 00:42:57,201 --> 00:42:58,577 I can't screw it up. 743 00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:02,539 Then don't screw it up. 744 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,815 How's everything looking here? 745 00:43:28,899 --> 00:43:30,817 Oh, you mean this? 746 00:43:30,901 --> 00:43:33,112 -She's totally fucking dead. -Oh, yeah? 747 00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:35,322 I mean, I can't get her to start at all. 748 00:43:35,406 --> 00:43:37,073 -You wanna give it a shot? -Yeah. 749 00:43:37,158 --> 00:43:38,450 All right. 750 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:43,622 - Whoa! - Here you go, man. 751 00:43:48,169 --> 00:43:50,962 Well, first off, you needed to have it in neutral to restart it. 752 00:43:51,046 --> 00:43:53,215 -Uh-huh. -It looks like it just overheated. 753 00:43:53,299 --> 00:43:55,759 -I see. -Yeah, should work fine now. 754 00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:57,469 So if it conks out, let it cool, 755 00:43:57,553 --> 00:44:00,389 put it in neutral, restart it. Easy fix. 756 00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,891 Huh! Listen, um... 757 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:06,061 if anyone should ask, 758 00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:08,814 could you make it sound way more complicated than that? 759 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,301 Man, oh, man, I'm gonna be so fucking sore tomorrow. 760 00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:39,261 I gotta start exercising. 761 00:44:39,345 --> 00:44:42,639 Man, did you see how fast that thing took dirt out a hole? 762 00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,476 -I know. -Like, whoosh. 763 00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:49,355 Man, I feel like an autoworker in Detroit after the robots came. 764 00:44:49,438 --> 00:44:52,524 Like, "Oh, shit, I'm an autoworker and now I'm out of a job"? 765 00:44:52,608 --> 00:44:53,900 Or like, "Yay! The robots are here 766 00:44:53,984 --> 00:44:57,238 to do this shitty, horrible autoworker work. Thank God"? 767 00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:58,739 Hmm... 768 00:45:00,824 --> 00:45:03,494 Uh, why is she running at me like that? 769 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:10,834 Ah! What the fuck was that for? 770 00:45:11,668 --> 00:45:15,005 -That was dope. -Did you get it? Let me see. 771 00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,715 Damn, she taste like strawberry. 772 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,259 Okay. Yeah, come on. 773 00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:20,218 All right, the second one is a winner. Don't you think? 774 00:45:20,302 --> 00:45:22,095 - Huh? What? - Look, what do you think? 775 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:25,140 Interracial lesbian love behind bars, okay. 776 00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:27,976 We're gonna hold out for the big bucks, ladies, you know? 777 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,061 Make the rags fight over it. 778 00:45:30,145 --> 00:45:31,647 All right, you did so good. 779 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:34,316 My mamma gonna see me kissing a white woman. 780 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,376 What? I'm a mammal. 781 00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:56,588 But maybe you're right, I should shave this shit. 782 00:45:57,673 --> 00:45:59,591 It's like my hormones are out of whack. 783 00:45:59,675 --> 00:46:00,926 Where did you get that? 784 00:46:01,009 --> 00:46:02,218 Commissary. 785 00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:04,846 They haven't sold those since '92. 786 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:06,473 Tell me where it came from. 787 00:46:06,557 --> 00:46:09,351 I got it in the salon. On trade. 788 00:46:10,561 --> 00:46:13,229 I was not aware the salon was back up and running. 789 00:46:13,314 --> 00:46:16,400 Oh, yeah. Updos, downdos. 790 00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:17,984 We got any 'do you wanna do. 791 00:46:18,068 --> 00:46:19,653 I can see. 792 00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:22,280 Vidal Sassoon's got nothing on you. 793 00:46:23,365 --> 00:46:24,575 Business is business. 794 00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:33,875 Stop giving me the side-eye. 795 00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:37,713 I know how it got there. 796 00:47:12,581 --> 00:47:15,876 Life is so tough you can't make it into your own bunk? 797 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:17,419 I don't feel good. 798 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:23,759 I heard that Alex told you how our garden grows. 799 00:47:23,842 --> 00:47:26,887 If you say a word, I'll end you. 800 00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:30,015 I would... never. 801 00:47:31,725 --> 00:47:33,519 I just can't... 802 00:47:34,436 --> 00:47:36,187 I can't believe she did what she did. 803 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:38,023 It needed to be done. 804 00:47:38,106 --> 00:47:40,442 She told me... 805 00:47:40,526 --> 00:47:42,277 and I didn't listen. 806 00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:45,113 She was all on her own. 807 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:47,866 Maybe she was, but now she's not. 808 00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:50,619 I've been helping her. So has Frieda. 809 00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:53,664 She has friends. Maybe not you, but other people. 810 00:47:53,747 --> 00:47:57,083 -I should have been there for her. -You had other things on your mind. 811 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,753 Being a panty kingpin took a lot of work. 812 00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:01,755 If I had known, I would have done something. 813 00:48:01,838 --> 00:48:06,009 Honey... what she did was morally defensible. 814 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:08,845 I think, ultimately, she will find comfort in that. 815 00:48:08,929 --> 00:48:10,764 It was kill or be killed. 816 00:48:11,723 --> 00:48:15,018 Maybe you should worry about the choices you've made a little more. 817 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,853 She's in pain. 818 00:48:16,937 --> 00:48:18,647 We are all in pain. 819 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,900 I miss my mirror. 820 00:48:23,777 --> 00:48:25,278 And you hurt your arm. 821 00:48:25,361 --> 00:48:27,280 Hot plate accident? 822 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:28,490 Another tattoo? 823 00:48:28,574 --> 00:48:30,992 Don't think I didn't hear your tossing and turning all night. 824 00:48:31,076 --> 00:48:32,619 It's nothing. 825 00:48:33,829 --> 00:48:35,038 Show me. 826 00:48:50,804 --> 00:48:52,097 Who did that to you? 827 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:55,433 Doesn't matter. It's done. 828 00:48:58,228 --> 00:49:02,816 Well, you can't go around with that horror. 829 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:05,360 I probably deserve it. 830 00:49:07,488 --> 00:49:09,197 We all need help. 831 00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:31,136 Hey. Hey, there! 832 00:49:31,219 --> 00:49:34,222 We gotta stop running into each other like this. 833 00:49:34,305 --> 00:49:37,518 Yeah, or you could, uh, just stop followin' me. 834 00:49:40,228 --> 00:49:43,273 That, uh, that whole Judas Priest thing, that was a stupid joke. 835 00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:45,066 Oh. 836 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:47,903 Truth be told, I'd probably go back to when we first met. 837 00:49:48,737 --> 00:49:51,406 -Okay. -I would have treated you like a person. 838 00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:55,076 Not like a duck. Or... a thing. 839 00:49:57,996 --> 00:49:59,915 And I... I... 840 00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:03,544 I would have liked our first time, 841 00:50:03,627 --> 00:50:07,130 if we had gotten there, to have been... nice. 842 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:10,175 And I would have wanted to see your face. 843 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:13,804 And to have told you what I told you about... 844 00:50:13,887 --> 00:50:16,765 uh, loving you, but softer. 845 00:50:19,184 --> 00:50:21,562 I wish I hadn't been so mad. 846 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:27,609 It wasn't fair what happened and... 847 00:50:28,694 --> 00:50:30,779 So yeah, that's probably what I'd go back to. 848 00:50:30,862 --> 00:50:33,531 And I'm still trying to figure out why it happened. 849 00:50:33,615 --> 00:50:35,033 Why... 850 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:37,786 I did what I did. 851 00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,712 I'm sorry, Doggett. 852 00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:57,472 Thank you. Thank you for saying that. 853 00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:14,615 The backhoe broke down within the first ten minutes. 854 00:51:14,698 --> 00:51:17,450 Then it turned into a scene out of Cool Hand Luke, 855 00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:20,578 with the inmates digging trenches in the sun. 856 00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:22,330 Never seen that movie. 857 00:51:25,751 --> 00:51:27,002 I've let them all down. 858 00:51:29,755 --> 00:51:31,172 Well, you didn't let me down. 859 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,052 -Not now. -Why not? 860 00:51:37,888 --> 00:51:40,390 Because I'm upset. 861 00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:42,684 Is that not obvious? 862 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,145 You know, the school had no chance. 863 00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:47,480 Don't make me feel like I'm some kind of dream killer. 864 00:51:52,152 --> 00:51:55,155 At least a new dorm will help with overcrowding. 865 00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:56,948 Might help boost morale a little bit. 866 00:51:57,032 --> 00:51:59,284 Okay. Good then. 867 00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:04,455 Morale... is... boosted. 868 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,920 - Or not boosted? 869 00:52:10,003 --> 00:52:11,421 - I'll get that. 870 00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:13,965 Will you watch the sauce? Keep stirring. 871 00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:30,190 -Who was it? -Oh, it was no one. 872 00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:35,570 I'll get it. I'll get it. 873 00:52:41,576 --> 00:52:42,911 -Who the hell is that? -It's no one. 874 00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,412 It's probably just a salesperson. 875 00:52:44,495 --> 00:52:46,414 I hear you, Mr. Caputo. 876 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:49,710 And don't you even think about turning that sprinkler back on me again. 877 00:52:50,836 --> 00:52:52,838 Again? How many times has she been here? 878 00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:54,965 Shh! Keep it down. 879 00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,676 --Keep it down. Keep it down. 880 00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,597 I'm not going anywhere! I know you're in there! 881 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:04,640 -Who is that? -It's Crystal Burset. 882 00:53:04,725 --> 00:53:06,727 Am I supposed to know who that is? 883 00:53:06,810 --> 00:53:09,020 She's married to Sophia Burset, 884 00:53:09,104 --> 00:53:12,107 the inmate you guys made me put in a four-by-four box. 885 00:53:12,190 --> 00:53:16,652 The human being you won't allow me to release from inhumane captivity. 886 00:53:16,737 --> 00:53:18,654 Why do you keep saying "you"? 887 00:53:18,739 --> 00:53:20,490 It's not me. I'm Linda. 888 00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:22,826 I'm here to eat pasta and spend the night. 889 00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:25,871 Can you separate me from the corporation we both work for? 890 00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:30,583 You're right. 891 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:34,295 You're right. I'm sorry. 892 00:53:35,338 --> 00:53:38,341 It's been going on for too long, and it's starting to get to me. 893 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:41,136 Hey, hey, you're not MCC. 894 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:47,225 Hello? I know you're in there, Mr. MCC. 895 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:48,393 All right. I'm calling the cops. 896 00:53:48,476 --> 00:53:50,228 -Don't do that. -No, this is ridiculous. 897 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:52,856 -She's harassing us. -I will handle it. 898 00:53:57,235 --> 00:53:58,653 Crystal, it's late. 899 00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:03,658 MCC denied our request under the Freedom of Information Act. 900 00:54:03,741 --> 00:54:05,076 I need to know what's going on. 901 00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,370 Pasta. And I made a salad. 902 00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:09,705 And we've been at work all day. So, good night. 903 00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:11,875 Everything okay over there? 904 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,585 -Who the hell is that? -I have no idea. 905 00:54:14,669 --> 00:54:17,005 I told you I will handle this. 906 00:54:19,049 --> 00:54:21,467 Please. Go check on the sauce. 907 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:29,725 I need to know that she's okay. 908 00:54:30,811 --> 00:54:32,645 I mean, I don't even know if she's alive. 909 00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:36,274 MCC is hiding behind its private corporate status 910 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,526 and not complying with federal laws. 911 00:54:40,570 --> 00:54:43,614 Our lawsuit just goes on and on and she's lost in there! 912 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:46,659 I assure you she is alive and well. 913 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:49,079 Well, I need proof. 914 00:54:49,162 --> 00:54:50,872 I need documentation. 915 00:54:50,956 --> 00:54:53,041 I need records. I need a paper trail. 916 00:54:53,124 --> 00:54:55,001 I'm entitled to that. 917 00:54:55,085 --> 00:54:56,419 She's a federal prisoner. 918 00:54:56,502 --> 00:54:57,963 What the fuck? 919 00:54:58,046 --> 00:55:00,506 I got mugged once in Newark. Don't worry, it's registered. 920 00:55:00,590 --> 00:55:01,674 -What the fuck? -No. 921 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:04,219 No, no, no guns. Put the gun away. 922 00:55:04,302 --> 00:55:07,555 This is a registered gun and you are trespassing on private property. 923 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:11,017 You've been asked to leave and I'm going to ask you one more time. 924 00:55:11,101 --> 00:55:13,436 Please leave. Now. 925 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:16,189 -Get back in your car, sir. -Oh, Jesus. 926 00:55:16,272 --> 00:55:17,983 You've got a gun on my girlfriend. 927 00:55:18,066 --> 00:55:20,360 Well, if your girlfriend joins you in your car, 928 00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:22,362 she'll be far away from the gun. 929 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:24,322 Okay? 930 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:27,825 Call the office next time. We will talk on the phone. 931 00:55:38,128 --> 00:55:39,795 That was so hot. 932 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:06,948 Are we sure about this? I mean, that's still really tender. 933 00:56:07,032 --> 00:56:10,701 --We have to do it now or it won't match. 934 00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:14,205 Yeah. 935 00:56:14,289 --> 00:56:15,790 Let's do it. 936 00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:17,000 Okay. 937 00:56:18,001 --> 00:56:20,045 - Hold her tight. 938 00:56:41,524 --> 00:56:43,609 I'm so sorry. 939 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,617 I know. I know. 940 00:56:51,701 --> 00:56:54,245 I'm so sorry... 941 00:56:54,329 --> 00:56:56,206 --Oh. 942 00:56:58,083 --> 00:57:01,627 When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. 943 00:57:12,263 --> 00:57:13,723 And then you remember... 944 00:57:14,765 --> 00:57:16,142 there is no God.