1 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:23,877 Hey, Chapman, I was thinking, my, uh... 2 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:26,587 my brother runs the Philly chapter of Aryan Brotherhood. 3 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:29,507 Maybe it's time we got connected, make this shit official. 4 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,885 Uh, we are a task force, Sankey. 5 00:01:31,968 --> 00:01:33,720 Yeah, technically. But... 6 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,055 isn't that 'cause we're afraid to say we're worthy of love? 7 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:37,140 White shame. 8 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:39,058 We've gotta love ourselves loud and proud. 9 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,144 White and proud! 10 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:44,605 I really do not feel comfortable being a part of a brand. 11 00:01:54,115 --> 00:01:56,868 On the other hand, there's strength in numbers. 12 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,036 Hey! 13 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,164 This bathroom? Not yours. 14 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,124 I'm just checking out the water pressure. 15 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,459 We have such long lines on our floor. 16 00:02:05,543 --> 00:02:08,004 I guess because there's so many of us. 17 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,928 -Something's up. -Come on. 18 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:21,768 Well, I guess you've found a way to stay protected. 19 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:24,228 It's too bad, you know, there's no Hawaiian power group 20 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,521 for me to hide behind. 21 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,315 Oh, you'll be fine. 22 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:29,859 I'm the only one that Ruiz has beef with. 23 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:31,027 Probably. 24 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:34,698 I jumped one of her girls, remember? They think I'm one of your crew. 25 00:02:34,781 --> 00:02:37,075 Look, I cannot be responsible for you right now. 26 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,367 I have to be pragmatic. 27 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:41,204 That's it? You're throwing me to the wolves? 28 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:44,708 I wouldn't say I'm throwing you to them. I would say that wolves exist... 29 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,626 which I am helpless to defend you against. 30 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:49,838 There's shit scratched in one of the stalls. 31 00:02:49,921 --> 00:02:51,297 Man, what did I tell you? 32 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:54,383 I mean, trying to keep these mongrel races from making graffiti is like... 33 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:57,846 trying to keep dogs from pissing, and monkeys from throwing poop. 34 00:02:57,929 --> 00:03:00,473 - Uh... - You ready to go? 35 00:03:00,556 --> 00:03:02,016 I'm right behind you. 36 00:03:03,768 --> 00:03:07,313 Look, if you're feeling vulnerable, make friends, make new friends. 37 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:09,733 I can't help you, but I'm rooting for you. 38 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,530 --This is the hallway. 39 00:03:16,614 --> 00:03:18,199 Commissary. 40 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,745 -You remember this, when you were here? -Oh, yeah, it's all coming back to me. 41 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:24,163 Great! Here's your toothbrush. Bye! 42 00:03:24,247 --> 00:03:26,082 Oh, wait, wait. What's my bed assignment? 43 00:03:26,165 --> 00:03:28,542 I don't know. I drive the van. They didn't tell you in Processing? 44 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:29,919 Man, nobody told me shit! 45 00:03:30,003 --> 00:03:31,755 Do I just go to the dorms or what? 46 00:03:31,838 --> 00:03:35,383 Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm too far away. 47 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,718 --All right, you, step up. 48 00:03:36,801 --> 00:03:38,052 Let's go. 49 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,554 Uh, excuse me, Officer-- 50 00:03:40,638 --> 00:03:41,848 Keep the traffic moving. 51 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:43,349 Yeah, I know. Look, I'm just wondering-- 52 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:44,851 Rubbernecking causes accidents... 53 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:47,103 from my foot up your ass. Got it? 54 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,355 - All right. - Jeez. 55 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,026 Hey, man, how ya doin'? 56 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,444 Oh... Hey. 57 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:59,615 Man, you are a sight for sore eyes. I ain't seen you in, like, forever. 58 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,243 Yeah... I took an extended vacation. 59 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,495 Man, what's wrong with these guys? 60 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:07,498 They work for the government. 61 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,708 Oh. 62 00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,710 Come on. Walk with me. 63 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,798 There have been a lot of changes. 64 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:17,175 I thought this place was all cool when I first got here. 65 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:19,385 Just private and clean. 66 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:21,470 But now, they brought in the military 67 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:23,848 and then they cracked down on the Jewish presence. 68 00:04:23,932 --> 00:04:26,309 And now they got cameras and drones 69 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:28,686 monitoring our every activity. 70 00:04:28,770 --> 00:04:33,316 Plus, we are ruled by a fascist bearded giant! 71 00:04:33,399 --> 00:04:35,443 Okay, I am so sorry, 72 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:38,237 I, you know... I just... I didn't realize. 73 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,906 -You're crazy, and-- -No, no, no. 74 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,324 No, no, it's my fault. It really is because 75 00:04:41,407 --> 00:04:43,993 I thought I knew you, so I engaged in this conversation 76 00:04:44,077 --> 00:04:46,620 thinking you'd say things that made sense. And that is on me. 77 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:47,872 It's the truth. 78 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,457 Got it. 79 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,250 Hey, you wanna know where the cameras are? 80 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:52,877 -Nah, I'm good. -Okay. 81 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,965 You read my new piece? 82 00:04:57,048 --> 00:04:58,424 What are you doing? You transcribing it yet? 83 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,093 Not until John gives the go-ahead. 84 00:05:00,176 --> 00:05:02,011 -Why? What's the problem? -Talk to John. 85 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:03,137 Oh, and Lolly, 86 00:05:03,221 --> 00:05:06,808 I know banging it out on an old typewriter has a certain mystique, 87 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:09,143 but do us all a favor and get yourself a computer. 88 00:05:10,103 --> 00:05:11,938 Buy an Amiga. Live in the now. 89 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,693 --Hey! You didn't like my article? 90 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:18,945 Sit down. 91 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:24,408 You have got to stop bringing me articles without getting editorial approval. 92 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:27,328 Uh, I asked you to write a review on Kenny Rogers Roasters, 93 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,080 not an exposé on a local business. 94 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:33,001 But I gave you the Roasters review and an exposé! 95 00:05:33,084 --> 00:05:35,128 No, this is a real story. 96 00:05:35,211 --> 00:05:39,966 Diamond Dry Cleaners haven't paid for waste pickup in three years. 97 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:41,675 So where are all the chemicals going? 98 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,761 I think they're illegally dumping. 99 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,472 Okay. First of all, that's complete speculation. 100 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:49,683 Second, we're a free weekly, not The Washington Post. 101 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:52,311 So what are you saying, we're not allowed to report the news? 102 00:05:53,897 --> 00:05:56,065 Or is this a conflict of interest 103 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:58,692 because you happen to like the way they press your shirts? 104 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,237 Uh, I'm killing the story. 105 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,821 -Really? -Yeah. 106 00:06:02,906 --> 00:06:04,949 Look, I'm sorry you wasted your time. 107 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:08,494 Maybe follow procedure and check with me first when you have a pitch? 108 00:06:10,121 --> 00:06:13,416 And don't go sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. 109 00:06:15,293 --> 00:06:17,711 -What? -Hmm? 110 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,426 What is this? 111 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,929 I can't even see her. 112 00:06:26,012 --> 00:06:28,347 Man, man, what you mean? 113 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,808 She right there, coming out the door. 114 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,060 Tsk. 115 00:06:33,061 --> 00:06:35,146 Maybe she a little blurry. 116 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:37,148 Quite blurry. 117 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,608 She look like the Loch Ness Monster. 118 00:06:39,692 --> 00:06:42,403 Might be Judy King. Might be swamp gas. 119 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:45,906 Yo, this is crap. 120 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:47,575 Ain't y'all in her cooking class? 121 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:50,536 Like, why didn't y'all get a picture of her gettin' her cook on? 122 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,789 I'm supposed to whip out my contraband cell phone 123 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:55,208 in the middle of the cafeteria? 124 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,461 Look, bottom line, we've got to get her alone, 125 00:06:58,544 --> 00:06:59,837 and we have to snap a candid. 126 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,507 Hmm. Hey, this ain't so much worse than that picture in Us Weekly. 127 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:06,760 Yes, it is. And at least that picture told a story. 128 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:10,223 It was Judy King lending her green thumb to help the poor inmates. 129 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,807 That's the kind of picture y'all need to get. 130 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,976 And it's U.S. Weekly. 131 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:14,852 You talkin' some white messiah bullshit. 132 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:17,521 Yeah, because that's the kind of bullshit that sells, boo-boo. 133 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:21,067 Shots of her teaching someone... how to read or some shit. 134 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:22,860 I'll pretend I don't know how to read if it make me famous. 135 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:24,070 It's my camera. 136 00:07:24,153 --> 00:07:26,655 If anyone's gonna be in the shot with Judy, it's me. 137 00:07:26,739 --> 00:07:29,783 Not me. I know how to read. 138 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,910 Whoa, I got an idea. 139 00:07:31,995 --> 00:07:35,081 How 'bout Abdullah wearing a vest made of explosives 140 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,459 and Judy the King trying to defuse the bombs 141 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,961 while I'm runnin' away. 142 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,588 How about... I punch you in the face? 143 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:44,757 I'm kiddin'. 144 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,842 Where that famous Muslim sense of humor? 145 00:07:48,052 --> 00:07:49,637 All right, we'll keep brainstorming. 146 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,098 Just make sure she looks friendly, 147 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:56,727 like the Judy King America has grown to love. 148 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,729 What time is it? 149 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,523 Oh! It's late! 150 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:03,942 Just take a picture that tells a story, okay? 151 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:05,903 - Now. In focus. 152 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,780 Work on it. 153 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:10,199 Ooh-whee! Yes, ma'am. 154 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:12,451 Taystee all high siddity. 155 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,870 She's gone mad with slight empowerment. 156 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:18,332 But I do like her new watch. 157 00:08:18,416 --> 00:08:20,084 -Very cool watch. -That's a nice watch. 158 00:08:20,168 --> 00:08:21,919 Mmm-hmm. 159 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,718 Hey, babe. I was just thinking about you. 160 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:31,387 I was just thinking about you, too. 161 00:08:31,470 --> 00:08:33,681 And from thought to action, call Joe. 162 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,017 I almost drove over to surprise you last night, 163 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:38,227 but I was too tired to make the commute. 164 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:39,353 Next time tell me. 165 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:44,567 I'll meet you halfway. There's a... 24-hour diner off Route 9... 166 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,985 with a private bathroom. 167 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:49,572 You're joking, right? 168 00:08:50,073 --> 00:08:51,699 Hey, well... 169 00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:53,284 sure. 170 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,244 You're joking. That's repulsive. 171 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:57,163 Um, listen, Joe. 172 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,165 I showed your education proposal to Jack. 173 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:02,376 Yeah... and? 174 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,836 He loves it. 175 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:07,173 That's amazing! Amazing! 176 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,092 He had a few questions about the course list, 177 00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:11,552 and he wanted to make a few minor adjustments 178 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,596 before sending it up the line. 179 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,098 All right, well, what kind of adjustments? 180 00:09:15,181 --> 00:09:19,560 Well, the courses that you were suggesting seemed, he felt, 181 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,396 a little too weighted towards the arts and humanities. 182 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:25,108 Well, did you show him the research on that? 183 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:29,070 Those college-based initiatives are shown to reduce recidivism. 184 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:31,029 Yes, I know, and we love that. 185 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:36,244 But... if we could balance that out with some more vocational training, 186 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:38,496 that would make more sense to the board. 187 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,955 Huh. 188 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:43,542 Joe, you don't get to be Orson Welles. We have to meet them halfway. 189 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,295 I'll meet them halfway if you meet me halfway. 190 00:09:46,379 --> 00:09:48,089 Okay, sweetie, I don't... 191 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:52,050 Enough about the bathroom. I don't... I don't like it, okay? 192 00:09:52,135 --> 00:09:55,763 So, I will call you later tonight when we hear back from the board. 193 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,473 In person, I hope. 194 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,933 We'll see how it goes. You know I love a win. 195 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:12,446 Surprised you even stopped, you son of a bitch. 196 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:13,572 Keep your feet on the curb. 197 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:14,907 Oh. 198 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,080 Holy shit. Hey, Chapman. 199 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,125 - Nikki! - Hey. 200 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,377 I flunked out of prison, but they gave me a do-over. 201 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,878 - Hey. - Uh, man. 202 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,339 I mean, I'd give you a real hug but, uh, 203 00:10:30,423 --> 00:10:32,633 I guess it's already been an "orgy of touching." 204 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,427 Isn't that right, Officer Dixon? 205 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,470 No more hugs. You're maxed out. 206 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:38,931 What about, uh, pussy licking? Is that an option? 207 00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,766 Just to... get reacquainted. 208 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,685 No? No. 209 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:46,147 Judging by that look, I guess pussy licking is also off the table. 210 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,524 --It's really good to see you. 211 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,234 You too, Chapman. 212 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,781 Sorry, this is Brandy, and this is... 213 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,907 Sankey and... 214 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,617 Skinhead Helen. 215 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,911 Skinhead Helen, hi. Nice tattoos. 216 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,831 We're members of a community task force. 217 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,624 They are a white power group. 218 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,418 That's not true. Not officially. 219 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,544 But we're working on it. 220 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:11,880 I don't think racism should be a group activity. 221 00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:13,924 -It's private. -Agree to disagree. 222 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,093 A lot has happened since you left. 223 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,970 Oh, yeah, I'm getting that. 224 00:11:23,434 --> 00:11:25,519 Okay. That's enough. 225 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:28,856 I said break it up. 226 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,608 Red, this guy's serious. 227 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,818 I'll take the shot. 228 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,946 Some things can't be rushed. 229 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:42,453 Hey. 230 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,372 What do you think you're doing? 231 00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:46,582 Oh, no, it's the giant. 232 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:51,295 If you run away from me, you will regret it, inmate. 233 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,716 Officers in proximity, apprehend inmate Whitehill, 234 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,594 approaching C-Yard like an antelope. 235 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,264 And here is living area. 236 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,350 The TV works, but he likes it like that. 237 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,851 I think his name is Randall. 238 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:10,773 -Does someone come and clean at least? -That is tenants' responsibility. 239 00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:13,233 Look, if you don't like it, you don't have to be here. 240 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:15,278 -Good... -Oh, Lolly, come on, wait a minute. 241 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:20,115 -I... I want to go stay with my mom. -Your mom moved away, remember? 242 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:21,784 She gave up the apartment. 243 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,953 You can't go back there anymore or they're gonna call the police. 244 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,998 I'm sorry, babe, but you can't come back to work either, 245 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,958 and I don't... I don't know what else to do with you. 246 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,335 I can stay with you. 247 00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:34,254 I could take care of the baby. 248 00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:37,841 You think I'm crazy. 249 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,052 I'm not crazy, Ann-Marie. 250 00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,262 I'm not crazy, either, Ann-Marie! 251 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,435 You know what? I'm gonna go talk to the guy 252 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:50,145 and see if we can't get you a nicer room. 253 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,566 What was that? What... what was that look? 254 00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,943 - Is that a signal? - What? A signal? 255 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,861 What does that mean, "a nicer room"? 256 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,072 I'll be right back. Just, please, sit down. 257 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,162 So... what'd you do? 258 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,622 What? 259 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:11,625 What did you do? For them to put you here. 260 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,837 They say it's 'cause I'm crazy. 261 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,382 But really... 262 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:19,967 it's because I'm a reporter, 263 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,220 and I discovered a plot that they would rather keep secret. 264 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:27,808 The U.S. Government is poisoning its own population 265 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:30,102 as a pretext to declare martial law. 266 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,105 And they've been trying to discredit me ever since I found out the truth. 267 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,483 That's typical. CIA? 268 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:39,737 CIA, FBI, UPS, FEMA. 269 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,697 I don't know how deep this thing goes. 270 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,199 Well, the deeper you look, the deeper it gets. 271 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,952 Listen to me. You can't stay here. 272 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,913 You're too much of a target... 273 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:51,749 and Randall gets violent. 274 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,586 -I don't think I have a choice. -Of course you have a choice. 275 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:58,506 You have free will. They can't control your mind. 276 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,048 Well... 277 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:03,427 At least until the fluoride levels reach 278 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,053 two milligrams per liter. 279 00:14:05,137 --> 00:14:08,140 But you're gonna need some help. 280 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,684 See, here's what I'm gonna do. 281 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:13,145 I'm gonna connect you to a friend of mine. His name is Roy. 282 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:16,189 He's an ally of the resistance, 283 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:20,861 and he buys scrap metal for 50 cents a pound. 284 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,155 You get a shopping cart, 285 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,949 start collecting cans and other useful bits and pieces. 286 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,911 You can make easy $20, $30 a day. 287 00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:32,330 Wait, you... you want me to collect scrap metal? 288 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,417 But I'm a journalist. 289 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,293 Okay. This may be so, but you cannot stay here. 290 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:37,586 This whole place is wired. 291 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,757 - What? - And like I said, Randall gets violent. 292 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,635 - Is that Randall? - No. 293 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,095 I'm Randall. 294 00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:49,264 -You're Randall? -Yeah. 295 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:52,768 Excuse-- Excuse me for a second. 296 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,144 Sure. 297 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,899 --Lolly! Lolly, where are you going? 298 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,192 Lolly, stop! 299 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,738 - Hey, Judy. - Hey. 300 00:15:04,822 --> 00:15:06,740 How was visitation? 301 00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:09,284 Oh, it was fine. 302 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,244 It was nice to see Bill. 303 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,497 Would've been better if the husband hadn't come. 304 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,707 On the same day? 305 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,917 Reg can't drive, so Bill had to take him. 306 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,587 And it's not awkward? 307 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,797 You know what is awkward? 308 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:25,175 Is havin' your past rise up and bite you in the butt. 309 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,472 Now, Bill has the good sense to lie to me and tell me that everything is fine. 310 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,851 Reg has this stupid need to divulge everything. 311 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,310 What's wrong? 312 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,312 It's not even that big a deal. 313 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,399 Somebody posted some old footage of me from the '80s on YouTube. 314 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:43,902 It's causing a little bit of a stink... 315 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,488 internationally. 316 00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:46,655 Like a sex tape? 317 00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:48,824 No, no, that was already out there... 318 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,243 and I looked really good. 319 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,245 No, this was a puppet show. 320 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:57,458 When I first started out, I had my show on Charlotte Cable Access, 321 00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,503 and I thought it would be fun to do a segment for the kids. 322 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:02,212 Okay, what's wrong with that? 323 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,006 Exactly, yes. 324 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,884 I... I loved puppets growing up. 325 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:09,845 My granddaddy was a performer in Vaudeville, 326 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:13,891 and so I wanted to do something with that same spirit of fun. 327 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:15,768 -Well, that sounds harmless. -Mmm. 328 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,646 So, I made up a character, Chitlin' Joe. 329 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:20,773 Chitlin' Joe? 330 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:23,651 And Watermelon Sam. Well... 331 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,820 Watermelon Sam was actually a real watermelon. 332 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:29,197 Joe was the hero of the show. 333 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:31,492 He was a lovable old rascal. 334 00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,119 He was always trying to steal the pies off my windowsill. 335 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,539 Okay. 336 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:40,125 I have a sense of what the problem is. 337 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,085 I am not prejudiced. 338 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:45,881 I give substantial donations to help inner city programs. 339 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,176 You know, I have countless black people in my employ, 340 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,012 both at the farm, in my kitchens. 341 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:55,223 Now, I think it's a crime the way people take things out of context. 342 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:59,061 Absolutely. Um... 343 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:03,190 I think it would be wise to continue this discussion back in our room. 344 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,482 But why? What's happening? 345 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:06,443 I don't know. I just have a weird feeling. 346 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,987 -All right, all right. Hang on. -Mmm-hmm. 347 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,239 Oh... 348 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,951 I'm sorry, I thought you was alone. 349 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,493 Suzanne, 350 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:18,872 it's better if we get her when there's no other white people around, remember? 351 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,667 Oh, you don't think that they... heard? 352 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,752 They think that I'm a... 353 00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:26,630 -No, it was just a puppet show. -Let's go upstairs. 354 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:27,881 Oh, Lord. 355 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:34,763 What are you doing? I thought you were studying for your GED. 356 00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:36,389 I studied enough to get the picture. 357 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,350 What picture? 358 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,728 The picture that I'm getting out in two weeks 359 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,647 and the processing alone on that stupid test will be 12. 360 00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:44,773 There's no point. 361 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:46,942 So, what? You're gonna give up? 362 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,986 Or you gonna go find yourself a drug dealer to shack up with? 363 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,946 'Cause that worked out so well the first time. 364 00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,489 Watch your mouth. 365 00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:56,118 Cesar put food on that table and you had no problem eating it. 366 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,665 Yeah, you know, I'm an idiot for even feeling disappointed. 367 00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:04,918 Of course you can't get the kids back. You don't even know how to try. 368 00:18:05,002 --> 00:18:06,294 Try what? 369 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,296 How to pass their wack-ass tests? 370 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:12,593 Passing their stupid tests ain't gonna get the kids back, Daya! 371 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,302 They want to see money! 372 00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,184 They tell you to get the GED like it's gonna change anything. 373 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,646 How's a GED gonna make me not a felon? 374 00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,397 It shows you're making an effort. 375 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,316 Yeah, and I go from unemployable to unemployable with a pat on my back. 376 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:33,113 The GED only exists to make me feel like it's my fault when I fail, 377 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,782 when the game is fucking rigged. 378 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:37,159 Don't talk like that, man. You a mean ruthless bitch. 379 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:38,368 You gonna be just fine. 380 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,120 -Yeah, totally. -For sure. 381 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,123 Only now, you gotta be legally ruthless. 382 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,582 - How? - I don't know. 383 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:45,751 People do it all the time. 384 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,128 Yeah, maybe school just isn't your thing. 385 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,546 Steve Jobs didn't go to school. 386 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,090 He didn't need to because he knew all that computer shit. 387 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,636 Or his friend did and he knew how to sell his nerd friend. 388 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,763 So think. 389 00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,472 What are you good at? 390 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,269 Nothing. 391 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,398 I never learned how to do shit. 392 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,447 -Hey, you got any gear? -No, bro. 393 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,867 Come on, bring it to ten. 394 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,328 Push it! Are you a lion or a lamb? 395 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,706 - Lion! 396 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,249 - Yeah, bring it to 12, ladies. 397 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,334 That's right! 398 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:28,919 Chapman! 399 00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,465 - You're a warrior! - Hey. 400 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,801 Oh. 401 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,887 Your new friends are real keen on physical fitness, huh? 402 00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:41,682 So that's good. Real good people, they seem like. 403 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,727 It's a temporary situation. Things are a little bit hot right now. 404 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,020 Oh, yeah, I heard all about it from Boo. 405 00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:49,022 What the fuck is wrong with you? 406 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,149 You messed with Ruiz? 407 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,986 I didn't have a choice. She was moving in on my territory. 408 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,320 Then don't have territory. 409 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,655 What's that thing Yoga Jones talks about when people come in? 410 00:19:57,740 --> 00:19:59,992 -You know, using your time as a sand maze. -Mandala. 411 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,702 -That's right, a mandala, okay? -Yeah. 412 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,748 So don't die for mandalas of metaphorical sand. 413 00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:09,042 Unless you're that confident your new friends here are gonna protect you. 414 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,503 I'm a white lion! Like Aslan... 415 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,173 from The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe! 416 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,804 I didn't mean for it to get this bad. 417 00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,472 But when you work so hard to get something going 418 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,641 and then somebody just tries to snatch it away from you, 419 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,269 what, am I just supposed to let her get away with that? 420 00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,104 -Man... -I had people depending on me. 421 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,064 I have people depending on me for money. 422 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,649 I get it, you know. 423 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:36,278 I'm not exactly the poster child of excellent life choices myself. 424 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,654 I figured that she would get in trouble, 425 00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:40,157 but I did not think that she was gonna get extra time. 426 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,449 That has never happened before. 427 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,410 How could I have known that was gonna happen? 428 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,412 All right. Okay, just calm down, you know. 429 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,497 I mean, just take a breath. 430 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,084 I just want you to know that this... 431 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,961 that this isn't what it looks like. 432 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:56,298 Of course not, but, uh, real talk. 433 00:20:56,381 --> 00:21:00,844 Sometimes, what it looks like is all anybody can see. 434 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:05,808 Anyway, um, I'll see you at the party tomorrow. 435 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,895 Um, what party? 436 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:13,606 Oh, well, Lorna and Red are throwing me that thing in the common room. 437 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,192 Nobody told you about it? 438 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:18,320 I'm sure they were going to. 439 00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:40,758 What? Come on. 440 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,350 What? 441 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,102 Hey there, Judy. How you doin'? 442 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:51,436 - Hey... 443 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,480 I'm Cindy. I'm in your cooking class. 444 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:56,649 Oh, uh... Uh, hey! What do you want? 445 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,526 Uh, nothing, you know. 446 00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:01,113 Um, I was thinking... 447 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,990 would you mind if I gave you a high five? 448 00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:05,117 Uh, no, but what for? 449 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,537 You know, just for... for being awesome. 450 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,915 - Awesomeness. - Okay. 451 00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,375 Like we're friends. Come on, please? 452 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,543 -Just a high five? All right? -All right. Here we go. 453 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:17,087 Up. Yeah! 454 00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,173 Yeah! 455 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:24,136 Hmm. 456 00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,387 -Now, what's going on? -Hmm? 457 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:27,847 -What do you really want? -Um, nothing. 458 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,682 -But can I get one more high five? -Oh, I-- 459 00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,059 No, I need to go. 460 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,602 Come on, Judy. Just one more high five. 461 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:33,686 --One more! 462 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:36,773 Don't be cheap with the hand! I ain't got no cooties or nothin'! 463 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,650 Come on! Just one more! 464 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:40,944 - No, no, no. No! - Nah? 465 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,989 I've caught her twice rummaging through the garbage. 466 00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:49,452 And today I found her with this piece of aluminized hose. 467 00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,954 --Federal property. 468 00:22:51,038 --> 00:22:52,164 Yeah, I don't believe in property. 469 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:55,333 Well, that's probably why you're in prison. 470 00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,502 No, I've never been arrested for theft. 471 00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,005 Public vagrancy, disturbing the peace, 472 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,425 - nudity, solicitation. 473 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:07,429 Oh, what's that one that you use when you really want to arrest somebody, 474 00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:09,472 but you have no reason to arrest them? 475 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,766 Ah! Disorderly conduct. 476 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,643 Got my high score in that one, sir. 477 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,938 What were you planning to do with the hose, Lolly? 478 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,272 What hose? 479 00:23:17,355 --> 00:23:19,357 This hose. 480 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,527 I never seen that hose before in my life. 481 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,778 And you know what? 482 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:27,699 I'm not gonna talk to either one of you until I get my lawyer present. 483 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,368 There was a lady like her on my block growing up. 484 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:33,997 She had maggots in her ears after clogging them with cheese 485 00:23:34,081 --> 00:23:35,582 trying to keep the voices out. 486 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,961 Okay, that's insane. You cannot block out voices with cheese. 487 00:23:39,044 --> 00:23:41,964 You know, I'll take care of her. 488 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,424 She's actually been doing a lot better lately. 489 00:23:45,675 --> 00:23:50,097 -This is just a bad day, right, Lolly? -Just a bad day. 490 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,225 Kinda like those bad days that JFK and Kurt Cobain had 491 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:55,518 when you people assassinated them. 492 00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:59,522 Keep a tighter leash on your pet nut... 493 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,234 or next time, I'm sending her to Psych. 494 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:13,661 What's going on? You were doing so well. 495 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,663 It's not like I'm trying to get in trouble. 496 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:18,000 People are after me. 497 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,792 What agency is it this time? 498 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:23,463 Oh, it doesn't matter what agency. They're all connected. 499 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,924 Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. 500 00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:28,093 Right. 501 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:33,973 It's like those... Magic Eye posters from the '90s... 502 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:37,435 where at first you think it's just, like, colored static. 503 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:41,773 But if you look, and you focus... 504 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:43,650 You've gotta have patience. 505 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:46,653 Then you see a unicorn. 506 00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,033 Or you'd see a dragon. 507 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,912 I've seen a lot of dragons, Mr. Healy. 508 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,664 And people are after you. 509 00:24:57,747 --> 00:24:59,999 Yeah, and they're not trying to give me hugs. 510 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,626 Where's the evidence? 511 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:04,754 I don't need no evidence. 512 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:10,093 My life is my evidence. 513 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,683 Lolly, got any coffee? 514 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,727 Comin'. 515 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:20,853 Lolly? 516 00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,522 I'm comin'! 517 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,359 --I got a quarter. 518 00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:34,784 -I got a quarter. -Mmm-hmm. 519 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,244 I got a quarter. 520 00:25:36,328 --> 00:25:38,996 Look, don't come knockin' on my door when I'm asleep. 521 00:25:39,081 --> 00:25:40,665 You don't know, maybe I have a gentlemen caller. 522 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:41,749 You don't know. 523 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,543 Uh, sorry. 524 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,712 I didn't mean to bother you. 525 00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,589 No, no, no, no. I'm, uh-- 526 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:49,341 I'm fixing to make coffee right now. 527 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,218 No, I'm sorry I bothered you. I'm sorry. 528 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:52,927 I'm gonna make you some coffee. 529 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,915 Hairs in the water. 530 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,878 You can't filter out the poison. 531 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,756 It's all contaminated with radiation, anyway. 532 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:31,299 It's making you sick. 533 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:33,301 - It's making everyone sick. 534 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:35,011 You're sick. Sick. You're sick. 535 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:38,848 - Yeah, yeah. I heard it all before. 536 00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:59,494 -Hey, Mac. -Hey, Lolly. 537 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,912 Want a cup of coffee? 538 00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:03,790 Uh, yeah, but, uh, I don't have any money. 539 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,167 Oh, that's okay. 540 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:09,546 You just help me out if you see me spinning too wide on my axis, all right? 541 00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:11,423 All right, deal. 542 00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:17,845 -Hey, James. -How you doin'? 543 00:27:17,929 --> 00:27:19,306 Want a cup of coffee? 544 00:27:24,311 --> 00:27:25,770 Hi, little lady. 545 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,690 Ooh! 546 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:38,866 --Hi, guys. 547 00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:45,248 Yo! Thank you. 548 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,155 Hey, Rocky. 549 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,325 --Rocky! Where'd you go, man? 550 00:28:20,408 --> 00:28:22,869 I said I would make you coffee, you just had to wait for it. 551 00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,663 - That's all. 552 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,206 Rocky, what's the matter with you? 553 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,878 Right on our place? 554 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,421 No. 555 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:36,883 Mr. Caputo? 556 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:40,011 Mr. Caputo, it's about Judy King. 557 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,892 Is this about the ultra-offensive puppet show? 558 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:47,519 So you know about that? 559 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:51,398 Don't you think you should be taking some special precautions? 560 00:28:51,481 --> 00:28:52,649 I'm not her babysitter. 561 00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,067 Yes. But aren't you? 562 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:57,945 What do you want? 563 00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,156 She needs special protection. 564 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,241 Fine. 565 00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:03,576 What else? 566 00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:06,246 What else? 567 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:07,414 Yes. 568 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,082 What else? 569 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,463 What's the matter, Nichols? 570 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,382 You hardly ate your mush and your other mush. 571 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:18,675 Ugh! 572 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,927 Uh, I don't know. I'm not so hungry. 573 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:23,220 Maybe I picked up a bug down the hill. 574 00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,765 Or maybe you need some exercise. 575 00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,725 You should come with me to Custodial. 576 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:30,395 We can take a little walk, get the blood moving. 577 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,522 No, thanks. 578 00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:33,940 I cleaned up enough shit 579 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:36,526 swabbing the floors of the SHU down in the pits of Mordor. 580 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,695 Well, you're back in the Shire now. 581 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,072 Too bad your main Hobbit is off the market. 582 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:42,615 Hey! 583 00:29:42,699 --> 00:29:44,992 - You mean it's true? - Mmm-hmm. 584 00:29:45,076 --> 00:29:46,744 You're actually married? 585 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:48,788 - What, you thought I was lying? 586 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,707 Yeah. 587 00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,000 I mean, obviously. It's you. 588 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:54,711 - Jesus. 589 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,754 What am I gonna do for thrills? 590 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:58,423 Well... 591 00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,175 Playboy's Vulcan of the month is single again. 592 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,177 - Not that she's screaming fun these days. 593 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:06,389 Okay, so let me get this straight. So you're married, all right? 594 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,057 Uh, Piper's a Nazi? 595 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,183 Mmm-hmm. 596 00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:12,604 Boo has the BMI of a healthy human being. Congratulations. 597 00:30:12,687 --> 00:30:14,856 I feel like I'm in an episode of The Twilight Zone. 598 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,899 Just give me something to hold on to. 599 00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:19,193 Tell you what... 600 00:30:19,276 --> 00:30:20,987 Hold onto this and spin. 601 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,406 You know, I picked up a parasite at the lake. 602 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:26,576 Some tiny internal freeloader who's, like, stealing my food. 603 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:28,328 Just like Bette Midler! 604 00:30:28,411 --> 00:30:30,788 -Can I borrow him? -Why? 605 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,832 Tired of sticking your toothbrush down your throat? 606 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,043 I don't know what she's talking about. 607 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,963 You know what? 608 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:41,758 I think you should come to Custodial with me. 609 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,760 It's more fun than it sounds. 610 00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,261 And, actually, 611 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:49,056 Warren and I have been doing a little gumshoe detective work. 612 00:30:58,816 --> 00:31:00,234 Happy your girl's back? 613 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:02,445 You don't realize there's a piece of you missing 614 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:06,240 until that piece comes back and immediately pokes fun at your dye job. 615 00:31:08,159 --> 00:31:09,411 Aw! 616 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,664 Does this look risen to you? 617 00:31:12,747 --> 00:31:15,249 No, because you keep opening the oven and letting the heat out. 618 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,586 I like to check on my food. That's when I put the love in. 619 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:21,839 There's no love in baking. It's about following instructions... 620 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:24,133 resisting the urge to poke. 621 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,010 -It's an exercise in trust. -Hmm. 622 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:28,555 Trust is not my strong suit. 623 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:30,848 Hey, Red. 624 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,692 I need you to start sending meals up to Judy King's room. 625 00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:43,235 Why? She's too good to eat with the rest of us? 626 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:46,656 I don't have time to explain. It's for her own protection. 627 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,365 Now I have to know. 628 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,785 Just send the meals up, and make 'em tasty. 629 00:31:50,868 --> 00:31:53,455 You're getting special use of the common room tonight. 630 00:31:53,538 --> 00:31:55,289 That's a privilege not given lightly. 631 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:59,502 Oh, I didn't know you kept tabs on the day-to-day anymore. 632 00:31:59,586 --> 00:32:02,129 I thought you were up in some ivory tower. 633 00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,298 There's a good view from that tower. 634 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:08,595 Are you fucking kidding me? 635 00:32:08,678 --> 00:32:10,930 When Burset needed protection, they sent her to the SHU. 636 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:13,600 And now Judy King gets special meals. 637 00:32:14,434 --> 00:32:15,602 Where those eye drops at? 638 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:17,729 No, it's not worth it. 639 00:32:17,812 --> 00:32:19,396 Not today. 640 00:32:19,481 --> 00:32:20,523 Oh! 641 00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:24,569 Looking at this sad, deflated cake hurts my soul. 642 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,278 I'll get more powdered eggs. 643 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:27,363 Thank you. 644 00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,532 You remember when we had real eggs? 645 00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:31,826 Remember when you wasted them doing your magic? 646 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,745 I thought it was a good idea at the time. 647 00:32:33,828 --> 00:32:38,791 Judging by the wizened, gnarled, unique quality of the poop, 648 00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:41,002 we know it's not a copy-cat pooper. 649 00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:42,879 That leaves us with two suspects. 650 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:45,673 Number one, Warren's ex-girlfriend. 651 00:32:45,757 --> 00:32:48,926 You know, the girl with the Cabbage Patch doll face 652 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,638 and the name, it sounds like a Phil Collins song? 653 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,599 -Kukudio? -Correct! 654 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:59,103 Now, she has a motive, but she also has a rock solid alibi. 655 00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:02,273 She was at work at the time of the incidents. 656 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:04,776 Brings us to our second suspect, Angie. 657 00:33:04,859 --> 00:33:06,277 Angie Rice, the meth head? 658 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,362 -Correct. -Uh-huh. 659 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,283 Witnesses have confirmed her at the scene of the crime 660 00:33:12,366 --> 00:33:14,702 at least two out of three incidences. 661 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:16,370 Okay, well... 662 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,080 uh, it's her. 663 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:19,749 Case closed. 664 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,876 I mean, sure, she's a degenerate, 665 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:25,212 but is that really motive enough for such a heinous act? 666 00:33:25,296 --> 00:33:27,840 Okay, you don't understand. The motive is drugs. 667 00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:29,926 She's moving drugs down the Hershey highway. Check it out. 668 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:32,469 All right, she's probably got some guy that she's meeting at visitation, 669 00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:34,346 and he kisses her all long and passionate, 670 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,973 but then instead of slipping her the tongue, 671 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,850 he's slipping her a packet, see? 672 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:41,437 And she has to swallow it because of the post-visitation strip-search 673 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:43,940 and double-ended "Say 'Ah's." 674 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:47,151 So, she goes and she poops it in the shower 675 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:51,948 where it's easier to pull the goodies out of the fuckin' Cracker Jack box, 676 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:54,408 'cause you don't want your shit getting lost in the toilet bowl. 677 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:55,910 A tale as old as time. 678 00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:58,120 Oh, my God. 679 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:01,791 You just cracked the case. 680 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,042 Just like that. 681 00:34:03,125 --> 00:34:04,711 To understand a degenerate, 682 00:34:04,794 --> 00:34:07,922 you have to enter the mind of a degenerate. 683 00:34:08,005 --> 00:34:10,675 Fortunately, I have years of experience. 684 00:34:11,676 --> 00:34:14,929 It is so, so good to have you back. 685 00:34:20,977 --> 00:34:23,229 So, you got the picture? 686 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,899 Come into the circle. 687 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:34,866 What is this? 688 00:34:34,949 --> 00:34:37,034 You look like you about to kill the bitch. 689 00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:40,830 Yes, but on the positive, excellent focus, excellent resolution. 690 00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:42,164 Thank you, thank you. 691 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,917 And, and it tells a story. 692 00:34:45,001 --> 00:34:47,544 You really want a picture out there 693 00:34:47,629 --> 00:34:50,089 that looks like you about to beat down Judy King? 694 00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:53,509 I mean, you're right, it probably would make my mama cry. 695 00:34:53,593 --> 00:34:56,178 But if it ends up in a magazine, I'm cool with it. 696 00:34:56,262 --> 00:34:57,639 Judy King, already serving time... 697 00:34:57,722 --> 00:35:00,391 Check it out, puppets! 698 00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:03,519 Footage surfaced on YouTube earlier this week 699 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,689 of the culinary celeb performing a puppet show 700 00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:09,066 many are calling racist and offensive. 701 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:13,780 Dagnammit, Chitlin' Joe, you give me back my cherry pie. 702 00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:15,615 Oh, I swear it wasn't me, missus. 703 00:35:15,698 --> 00:35:16,991 Hell, no. 704 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,826 It was Watermelon Sam who took it. 705 00:35:18,910 --> 00:35:20,620 Were you two working together? 706 00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:23,539 No, he took the pie, he ate your pie, 707 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:25,917 and then I ate him. 708 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,502 Because I loves me some watermelon. Whoo-whee! 709 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,422 Oh, no, you ate Watermelon Sam? 710 00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:34,216 - Oh, he don't mind. - Mmm-mmm. Mmm. 711 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,551 In facts, I did him a favor. 712 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:38,805 I spit out his seeds on Mayor Harrison's yard. 713 00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:41,933 He always did wanna live on the nice part of town. 714 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:44,811 I don't think I like this puppet show. 715 00:35:44,894 --> 00:35:49,023 You know, I think my mom would totally be fine seeing me beat down Judy King. 716 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,858 Okay... 717 00:35:50,942 --> 00:35:53,194 maybe we are telling the right story. 718 00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:56,155 Whoops! I'm out of juice. 719 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,366 Y'all know anyone around here with a charger? 720 00:36:04,664 --> 00:36:05,665 Is it official? 721 00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:08,500 -I don't buy sparkling wine for losers. -Yes! 722 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:13,005 Your education initiative was approved by the board nine-to-one. 723 00:36:13,089 --> 00:36:15,507 ♪ This is how we do what we do ♪ 724 00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:17,719 - This is incredible. 725 00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:19,721 You are incredible. 726 00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,182 You are the one that made it happen. 727 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,352 -Is this it? -Mmm-hmm. 728 00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:27,687 Look, it even has your name on it. 729 00:36:27,770 --> 00:36:29,313 I thought you'd get a kick out of that. 730 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,524 You are the first person in the history of this company 731 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:35,277 who has managed to sell education as a means of control. 732 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,029 -Glasses? -In the cabinet. 733 00:36:37,113 --> 00:36:38,948 It's not just a means of control. 734 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:42,994 If you don't invest in education now, you end up paying for it in the long run. 735 00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:44,078 Absolutely. 736 00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:47,373 - Is this the course catalog? - Mmm-hmm. 737 00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,505 Where's the math and science and... 738 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:57,633 Oh, um... uh, we switched it out with basic carpentry and plumbing. 739 00:36:57,717 --> 00:37:00,344 We agreed on more vocational classes, remember? 740 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:05,016 But you took out every core class. 741 00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:10,021 There's no English, there's no History, there... 742 00:37:10,855 --> 00:37:12,982 There's not even an arts class. I... 743 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,444 "Concrete 101"? 744 00:37:17,528 --> 00:37:20,364 "Foundation Pouring"? What is that? 745 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,784 None of this is in my original proposal. 746 00:37:22,867 --> 00:37:25,494 Well, I told you that there would be some adjustments. 747 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,413 It's all construction. 748 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,293 It's a chain gang. 749 00:37:32,376 --> 00:37:35,755 No. No, it is a school, technically. 750 00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:38,758 We need to emphasize the school part, otherwise... 751 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:41,844 we have to pay them their 11 cents an hour. Right? 752 00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:43,971 Joe. 753 00:37:44,847 --> 00:37:47,058 Hey, I know this isn't exactly what you envisioned, 754 00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:50,311 but it's a victory to get any project off the ground. 755 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:53,522 You shoot for the moon, you land somewhere in the stars, right? 756 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,860 Kippis! 757 00:37:57,944 --> 00:38:00,780 That's "cheers" in Finnish. Isn't that fun to say out of your mouth? 758 00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,573 Timo Lindman on the board is Finnish. 759 00:38:07,787 --> 00:38:10,622 This is amazing. Thank you. 760 00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,208 I can't take all the credit. 761 00:38:12,917 --> 00:38:14,836 Mendoza helped a little. 762 00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:16,295 I would have made more of a spread, 763 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:19,381 but they have me up at 3:30 in the morning these days. 764 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,093 Yikes! Well, maybe you should go to bed. 765 00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:23,845 I don't understand how you're still upright. 766 00:38:23,928 --> 00:38:25,805 I'm Russian. 767 00:38:25,888 --> 00:38:27,807 And back in Russia, where I come from, 768 00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:30,476 when we see a friend we haven't seen for a long time, 769 00:38:30,559 --> 00:38:33,687 we make them eat and drink until they can't move. 770 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:37,691 You better get ready to eat a whole cake yourself. 771 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:40,527 In a bit, all right? I'm sorry, I'm just not hungry yet. 772 00:38:40,611 --> 00:38:42,154 All right. 773 00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:44,281 Maybe some music, huh? Gina? 774 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,909 Uh, yeah, I need a minute. 775 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:48,702 I thought you said you tested that thing! 776 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,704 I... I did. It worked an hour ago. 777 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,373 - Yeah, turn up the music. - Music? 778 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,665 Heck, yeah! 779 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,835 Come on, Gina, I got my dancing shoes on. 780 00:38:55,918 --> 00:38:59,130 I can help. Look, I, you know, build my own custom guitar pedals, 781 00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:00,631 so I love a project like this. 782 00:39:00,714 --> 00:39:02,674 Look, I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing. 783 00:39:02,758 --> 00:39:05,136 Yeah, but it's not working, so let me just help you out a little bit. 784 00:39:05,219 --> 00:39:06,803 -Did you plug it in? -Yes, Grandma, I plugged it in. 785 00:39:06,888 --> 00:39:08,805 Will you guys just... give me some space. 786 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:12,018 Just started in electrical and she thinks she can make a homemade speaker. 787 00:39:12,101 --> 00:39:14,478 Your harsh Russian accent is music enough for me. 788 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,188 - Aw! 789 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:19,316 Hey, Drones, how's tricks? 790 00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:21,443 Do I know you? 791 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:24,405 Yesterday in the hallway with the, uh... 792 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:28,534 Yeah, of course, yeah! I-- Yeah. 793 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:30,870 Welcome back, Nichols. 794 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:34,831 Come on, let's take a seat. 795 00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:45,801 This is great. 796 00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:49,221 Getting out, being part of the community. 797 00:39:49,305 --> 00:39:51,933 No, no, I shouldn't be here. Nobody wants me here. 798 00:39:52,016 --> 00:39:54,685 Will you stop that? That's not true. 799 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,646 - Let me get you a piece of cake, okay? 800 00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:03,152 Thanks for reserving the room, Sam. 801 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:05,905 Welcome my friend Lolly over here. 802 00:40:05,988 --> 00:40:09,075 I know Lolly. We garden together. 803 00:40:09,158 --> 00:40:12,786 Welcome, Lolly! Enjoy some cake with us, huh? 804 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,629 These are not your friends. 805 00:40:22,713 --> 00:40:25,424 These are not your friends. 806 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:27,593 The whole prison's been compromised. 807 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,178 Compromised. 808 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:31,180 She has an earpiece. You can see it. 809 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:34,391 Look! Look at them! They're all in it together. 810 00:40:40,439 --> 00:40:41,773 Good, beautiful morning, guys. 811 00:40:41,857 --> 00:40:44,235 How you doing? Good? I bet you're good. Yep, yep. 812 00:40:44,318 --> 00:40:46,403 Yep. Gentrified. 813 00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:50,657 Ooh, you got green spaghetti. What are they gonna think of next? 814 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,717 Hey, sweetie, can you give me a hand for a second? 815 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,719 I don't have any money, sorry. 816 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,888 I didn't ask you for any money. 817 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:19,853 Hey, there, how's it going? You know it's illegal to panhandle here? 818 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:21,772 I'm not panhandling. 819 00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,232 I sell coffee. 820 00:41:23,315 --> 00:41:25,151 Yeah, and do you have a license for that? 821 00:41:25,234 --> 00:41:27,444 It's not, like, a serious business, okay? 822 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:29,071 I live in this neighborhood. 823 00:41:29,155 --> 00:41:31,157 I used to stay over in that big lot next to Thomas Street. 824 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,825 All right, I've had a complaint. You're gonna have to move along. 825 00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:38,372 Okay, that's fine, but I have a broken wheel. 826 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,750 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 827 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,296 Lolly! These are not real police. 828 00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,673 Ma'am, you have to go. 829 00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:51,927 Where would you like me to go? 830 00:41:52,011 --> 00:41:54,263 You can go anywhere you want, just not here. 831 00:41:54,346 --> 00:41:56,432 They work for the syndicate. 832 00:41:56,515 --> 00:42:00,227 The syndicate works for Starbucks, and Starbucks wants you dead. 833 00:42:00,311 --> 00:42:02,938 - You'll get what you deserve. - No, shut up! 834 00:42:03,022 --> 00:42:04,023 - Ma'am. - Shut up! 835 00:42:04,106 --> 00:42:05,607 -Shut up! -Lower your voice. 836 00:42:05,691 --> 00:42:07,443 -Shut up! -Lower your voice. 837 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:08,819 Watch out, she's got her own weapon. 838 00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:10,696 --Drop it! 839 00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:13,115 You get off me! Get off me! 840 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:14,366 Cycle Patrol Unit Two to CU. 841 00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:16,827 - Female suspect down... - I'm an innocent woman! 842 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:18,537 Send female unit for transport to precinct. 843 00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:21,540 -Suspect's aggressive, resisting arrest. -I am an American journalist! 844 00:42:21,623 --> 00:42:24,626 Possible intoxication, possible psychotic. 845 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,795 They're trying to kill me! 846 00:42:29,465 --> 00:42:31,175 Is this where you got Judy King? 847 00:42:34,345 --> 00:42:35,637 Go ahead. 848 00:42:40,601 --> 00:42:42,018 Now I know. 849 00:42:42,103 --> 00:42:44,480 This is how the other half lives? 850 00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:46,232 Oh, is that supper? 851 00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:48,859 Thank goodness, I thought you all had forgotten about me up here. 852 00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:54,240 Sorry, I got lost in the woods on my way to your magical pleasure dome. 853 00:42:56,325 --> 00:42:58,452 I'm surprised you ain't got your own private chef. 854 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,706 You already got your own private yoga instructor. 855 00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,250 Or is she your food taster? 856 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:06,460 It's not that wonderful. 857 00:43:06,543 --> 00:43:09,171 We're very isolated up here. 858 00:43:09,255 --> 00:43:10,839 Is that homemade seltzer? 859 00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:12,799 Maybe. 860 00:43:12,883 --> 00:43:15,261 What exactly is going on here? 861 00:43:16,262 --> 00:43:18,722 How come you have your own special meals being delivered? 862 00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,224 That is a long story. 863 00:43:20,307 --> 00:43:23,685 And I would much rather talk about your gorgeous nails. 864 00:43:23,769 --> 00:43:24,936 May I? 865 00:43:26,105 --> 00:43:29,191 Well, I love those. Now, who did 'em for ya? 866 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,985 Nobody. I do 'em myself. Always have. 867 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:33,612 Well, you obviously know what you are doing. 868 00:43:33,695 --> 00:43:35,822 Those contrast tips are perfect. 869 00:43:36,907 --> 00:43:37,908 Here you go. 870 00:43:37,991 --> 00:43:39,618 -What's this? -Stamps. 871 00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:40,869 A tip. 872 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:42,579 I was told they're used as currency. 873 00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,583 Can I have some of them cookies, too? 874 00:43:48,377 --> 00:43:51,213 Well, sure. Uh, please, help yourself. 875 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:53,715 This is all right with you, isn't it? I mean... 876 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:56,135 you're not really into material stuff, right? 877 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,057 Of course not. Go ahead. 878 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,729 How much would you pay for nails like these? 879 00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,816 -On the outside. -Oh, a nice job like that? 880 00:44:10,899 --> 00:44:14,986 Well... 25, 30. Forty or 50 for gels. 881 00:44:15,529 --> 00:44:16,947 Even more for acrylics. 882 00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,783 That's about the price I figured. 883 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,702 I just wanted to double check. 884 00:44:23,245 --> 00:44:25,831 I'm gonna start my own business when I get out. A nail business. 885 00:44:25,914 --> 00:44:27,123 A salon? 886 00:44:27,791 --> 00:44:30,001 Yeah, a salon. 887 00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,128 -Huh. -A nail salon. 888 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:38,552 Why do we have a seltzer machine? 889 00:44:39,261 --> 00:44:41,972 I told Caputo you needed one. 890 00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:43,182 Didn't you say that? 891 00:44:43,265 --> 00:44:45,016 No, I don't think so. 892 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:47,561 Funny. I thought you did. 893 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,191 Yo, Chapman, what're you doing walking alone? 894 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,694 Just heading to the common room. It's all right. 895 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:56,903 There'll be lots of people there. 896 00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:58,029 Still, apes swing. 897 00:44:58,113 --> 00:45:01,074 I wanted to talk to you about maybe expanding our turf. 898 00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:03,327 "Our turf"? 899 00:45:03,410 --> 00:45:06,538 Yeah, I mean, it's not fair the Dominicans get the shaded area in the yard. 900 00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:07,914 We're the ones low in melanin. 901 00:45:07,998 --> 00:45:10,292 I thought the whole point of our things was to break up gangs. 902 00:45:10,376 --> 00:45:12,002 If we're talking about turf, we're a gang, 903 00:45:12,085 --> 00:45:14,463 you're a gang, we're all gangbangers. 904 00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:15,714 Whatever. 905 00:45:15,797 --> 00:45:18,800 The task force was a good start, but it's time to up our game. 906 00:45:18,884 --> 00:45:21,387 You gotta do what you gotta do to survive in this motherfucker. 907 00:45:21,470 --> 00:45:23,514 You might be right... 908 00:45:23,597 --> 00:45:26,558 but I also need to survive with myself when I get out of here. 909 00:45:26,642 --> 00:45:28,226 What does that mean? 910 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:31,272 Do you ever think that by demonizing large groups of people, 911 00:45:31,355 --> 00:45:33,982 we're actually making this place more dangerous? 912 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,526 -We're sisters. -Hmm. 913 00:45:35,609 --> 00:45:38,153 We have to look out for each other. This place is dangerous. 914 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:40,572 I'll see you later. 915 00:45:44,701 --> 00:45:45,994 Disrespect. 916 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:49,790 Nah, she doesn't know what she's saying. It's the white shame again. 917 00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:51,792 I wish she could learn to love herself. 918 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,878 I don't know, must be a loose wire or something. 919 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,838 I don't need gloves, it's totally safe. 920 00:45:59,466 --> 00:46:00,759 That was a fluke, Norma. 921 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:04,262 Look, I... I can't live my life in fear. Don't impose it on me. 922 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:12,479 Oh, no, what're they doing here? 923 00:46:13,314 --> 00:46:14,940 It's the common room. 924 00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:16,775 Now, you can't keep out the commoners. 925 00:46:16,858 --> 00:46:19,235 Well, we don't have to give 'em cake. 926 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:20,987 Dirty shower pooper. 927 00:46:21,572 --> 00:46:25,116 Nicky, I heard you worked cleaning cells in Max. 928 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,743 Any chance you saw Sophia? 929 00:46:27,578 --> 00:46:29,287 Yeah, I saw her. 930 00:46:29,371 --> 00:46:31,039 Yeah, and? 931 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,166 And I don't know what to say, all right? 932 00:46:33,249 --> 00:46:36,294 There was a shitload of blood. They had to take her to medical. 933 00:46:36,378 --> 00:46:37,504 Oh, my God. 934 00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:41,425 Look, sometimes people feel like fighting, so they punch the walls. 935 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:43,844 That would be the best case scenario, based on what I saw. 936 00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,347 She might've cut herself. 937 00:46:48,932 --> 00:46:51,059 Okay, come on. Come dance with me. 938 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,770 Just give me one second, all right? I'll be right back. 939 00:46:55,731 --> 00:46:56,773 Best case? 940 00:46:56,857 --> 00:46:59,443 Crystal has to know what's happening. 941 00:47:00,110 --> 00:47:01,194 Hey! 942 00:47:07,868 --> 00:47:08,994 Whitehill. 943 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,246 Lolly. 944 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:14,416 Lolly. 945 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,588 Did you see that? 946 00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,007 Lolly's acting really weird. 947 00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:25,761 The weirder she acts, the less anyone takes her seriously. 948 00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:29,806 - I'm with my family tonight. 949 00:47:29,890 --> 00:47:31,141 All right. 950 00:47:31,808 --> 00:47:33,727 Out of sight, out of mind, right? 951 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:35,353 Exactly. 952 00:48:07,636 --> 00:48:09,888 Oh, wow, this is great. 953 00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:12,098 Does Piscatella know about this? 954 00:48:12,808 --> 00:48:15,351 -Why, you gonna rat us all out? -No. 955 00:48:15,436 --> 00:48:18,689 Here you go, my dear. Grape Kool-Aid. 956 00:48:18,772 --> 00:48:22,067 Uh-huh. Is there any alcohol in that? 957 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,318 Would you like a taste test? 958 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,362 Or will the task force be by later to take a urine sample? 959 00:48:26,447 --> 00:48:28,824 I'm not the enemy, Boo. 960 00:48:28,907 --> 00:48:30,033 I'm your friend. 961 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,619 Oh, Labor and Capital can never really be friends. 962 00:48:32,703 --> 00:48:34,746 More like fuck buddies. 963 00:48:35,456 --> 00:48:36,665 Let's go. 964 00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,967 -Hey, Vause. -Hey. Um... 965 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:48,343 Sorry, I'm leaving. 966 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,428 -That's cool. I'll just... -Yeah. 967 00:48:50,512 --> 00:48:52,055 ...party by myself. 968 00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:01,815 Lolly. 969 00:49:03,567 --> 00:49:05,652 I know you're down here. 970 00:49:05,736 --> 00:49:06,987 I saw you come down. 971 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,655 I'm over here. 972 00:49:10,198 --> 00:49:11,950 In the time machine. 973 00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:19,625 Well, it's a work-in-progress. 974 00:49:19,708 --> 00:49:22,460 I'm still experimenting with the power source. 975 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:26,256 So this is why you've been collecting materials. 976 00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:29,217 So you see now why I kept it secret from you, right? 977 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:31,011 I didn't want you implicated. 978 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:33,972 'Cause then you would be a target, too. 979 00:49:35,557 --> 00:49:37,308 I mean, unless you still don't think 980 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:40,937 that I'm important enough to be a target of an international conspiracy. 981 00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,148 Move over. 982 00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:54,159 Okay. 983 00:49:56,202 --> 00:50:00,331 Let's assume for a second that there is a conspiracy against you. 984 00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,793 Why go back in time? 985 00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:05,128 Because, if I can go back in time, 986 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,297 I can stop Jimmy Carter from starting FEMA. 987 00:50:08,757 --> 00:50:10,216 Lolly... 988 00:50:11,134 --> 00:50:15,138 everyone wants to go back in time sometimes. 989 00:50:16,306 --> 00:50:21,687 To go back to the moment when everything was still possible, 990 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:25,190 before they made a wrong turn, so that they could go on the right path. 991 00:50:25,273 --> 00:50:27,108 But it's not possible. 992 00:50:28,443 --> 00:50:33,740 All we can do is make the most of right now. 993 00:50:34,825 --> 00:50:36,660 Okay, I tried that. 994 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:41,414 But traveling back in time just seemed more, 995 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,584 you know, feasible. 996 00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:48,839 I don't have no moment when everything went wrong. 997 00:50:50,966 --> 00:50:54,344 Unless it was that moment I was born with that sickness in me. 998 00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:56,972 You're probably right. 999 00:50:59,891 --> 00:51:01,434 I was just probably desperate. 1000 00:51:07,774 --> 00:51:10,568 Man, this sounded better when we talked about it earlier. 1001 00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:13,154 When we talked about it? 1002 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,700 -Okay, me and the... -Oh. 1003 00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:21,913 Hey, I know they're not real, 1004 00:51:21,997 --> 00:51:24,165 but it don't mean that they don't have nothing to say. 1005 00:51:26,001 --> 00:51:29,545 Sometimes that shit is scary. 1006 00:51:30,088 --> 00:51:32,507 Especially when that little girl starts whispering. 1007 00:51:34,467 --> 00:51:36,302 Okay, but sometimes... 1008 00:51:37,512 --> 00:51:39,848 you know, they make these convincing arguments. 1009 00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:44,269 So, if they think that it's plausible 1010 00:51:44,352 --> 00:51:47,981 that we could go back in time and save America... 1011 00:51:48,064 --> 00:51:49,524 then I gotta honor that. 1012 00:51:50,566 --> 00:51:55,280 Plus, I read this romance novel, and it was about time travel, 1013 00:51:55,363 --> 00:51:57,490 and I really dug the science of that. 1014 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,120 Plus, I got that potato. 1015 00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:10,921 Mr. Healy? 1016 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,297 Hmm? 1017 00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:15,550 Are you travelin' in time? 1018 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,761 No. No, I was just, uh... 1019 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,809 I spent a lot of time in boxes as a kid. 1020 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:27,562 They were forts, really. 1021 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,148 Forts. 1022 00:52:31,066 --> 00:52:33,401 You could stay down here as long as you want. 1023 00:52:34,152 --> 00:52:35,696 Maybe a few more minutes. 1024 00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,282 Then we'll go. 1025 00:52:40,826 --> 00:52:42,535 Okay. 1026 00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:45,288 Okay. 1027 00:52:48,291 --> 00:52:51,002 What I don't understand is, I step up to the plate for everybody. 1028 00:52:51,086 --> 00:52:52,963 It's not like I want credit. 1029 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,674 But I take care of business. 1030 00:52:57,592 --> 00:52:59,970 And suddenly, everybody's acting like I'm some kind of a monster. 1031 00:53:00,053 --> 00:53:02,806 I'm sorry, I really need to focus on DJing. 1032 00:53:02,889 --> 00:53:06,351 Aren't you just playing a playlist off your iPod? 1033 00:53:07,728 --> 00:53:10,271 How do you even have an iPod? 1034 00:53:10,355 --> 00:53:11,356 Hey, Chapman. 1035 00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:14,484 Hey. 1036 00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,945 Where are your new friends? 1037 00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:19,197 It's not really working out. 1038 00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:22,367 You're not scared of Maria? 1039 00:53:22,450 --> 00:53:25,411 No, I'm scared, but I'm pretending that this Kool-Aid has alcohol in it, 1040 00:53:25,495 --> 00:53:26,747 and that kinda helps. 1041 00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:31,376 I owe you an apology. 1042 00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:36,089 I have not been cool to you since you got here. 1043 00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:38,800 -No, you haven't. -I'm wondering... 1044 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:42,428 may I please have a do-over? 1045 00:53:43,346 --> 00:53:45,223 I don't know. 1046 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:48,059 I... I've been thinking about it, but... 1047 00:53:48,143 --> 00:53:49,477 the thing is... 1048 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:53,940 I'm sorry, uh, can we talk outside? It's a little loud. 1049 00:53:54,024 --> 00:53:55,233 Sure. 1050 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,902 -Yeah. -Sure. 1051 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:03,491 The thing is, Chapman... 1052 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,913 I was turned off by you the moment I met you. 1053 00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:13,584 But I was alone and scared, so I made an alliance with you, and... 1054 00:54:14,544 --> 00:54:16,379 I mean, you didn't even respect that alliance. 1055 00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,505 I know. 1056 00:54:18,423 --> 00:54:22,718 And I have no excuse except that I was scared, too. 1057 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:24,971 Yeah. 1058 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:30,601 But I get it now, and actually, you were right. 1059 00:54:30,685 --> 00:54:32,770 I was right about what? 1060 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:35,690 Right about being pragmatic. 1061 00:54:36,649 --> 00:54:39,194 You gotta do what you gotta do. 1062 00:54:41,988 --> 00:54:44,490 I'm sorry I can't help you... 1063 00:54:44,574 --> 00:54:46,576 but I'm rooting for you, too. 1064 00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:53,166 - Come on. 1065 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:24,780 When you're in a gang, you get this label put on you. 1066 00:55:24,865 --> 00:55:26,032 And thanks to what you pulled, 1067 00:55:26,116 --> 00:55:31,329 I've been marked by Admin as this big, bad gang girl, you see? 1068 00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:32,788 So I'm done. 1069 00:55:34,624 --> 00:55:36,126 But I've been thinking. 1070 00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,629 You gangster, too, Chapman. 1071 00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:41,965 Oh, you're hella gangster, right? 1072 00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:45,593 --So where's your label, huh? 1073 00:56:02,986 --> 00:56:05,196 Hold tight. Don't let her move. 1074 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,908 If you move, it'll get messed up. 1075 00:56:07,991 --> 00:56:11,744 Make sure it isn't backwards or it's, like, a whole different thing.