1 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,226 Come on! 2 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:44,480 Go. Fuck! 3 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:00,830 -Seriously? -What you want me to do? 4 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:02,666 It's like a fucking carnaval out there. 5 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:04,793 That don't mean we gotta behave like animals. 6 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:06,836 You think animals got oral hygiene? 7 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,257 I hate everybody. 8 00:02:14,010 --> 00:02:15,804 We ain't gonna let this take us down. 9 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:16,971 You hear me? 10 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:21,142 -We're gonna fight it. -Are you stupid? 11 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,520 Kids that go into the system is like flushin' a goldfish down the toilet. 12 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:25,897 They don't swim back up. 13 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:30,359 Well, I've had more than my share of toilets reversing their shit and piss 14 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:32,403 and dead goldfish all over my bathroom floor. 15 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,113 I got you back, didn't I? 16 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,532 You got lucky once because the caseworker died, 17 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,661 and the temp spiked her Big Gulp with vodka. 18 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:42,914 But now, we don't know the caseworker. We're in jail. 19 00:02:42,997 --> 00:02:44,498 How do you think this plays? 20 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,251 You know, if fucking Bennett wouldn't have lost his balls-- 21 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,753 This is your fault. 22 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,255 You just had to, huh? 23 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:54,884 Snatch my baby from a lady that would've bought her organic, 24 00:02:54,968 --> 00:02:58,471 and piano lessons, and toys made out of wood. 25 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:03,810 Listen, Cesar's gonna get out, 26 00:03:03,893 --> 00:03:05,561 - and he's gonna fix this. 27 00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:09,607 -He punched two cops. -Please. 28 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:13,778 I seen him beat a murder rap where they found the gun in his pants. 29 00:03:13,862 --> 00:03:18,742 His sharky cousin, Duardo, got a Jew who reps everyone in the game. 30 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:21,702 Cesar will be back on the street in like a week, I'm telling you. 31 00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:25,832 Cool. I guess I don't have nothin' to worry about. 32 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,209 I'm not saying it's gonna be easy. 33 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:31,796 I'm saying we still got cards. We're alive. 34 00:03:34,716 --> 00:03:36,425 And don't kid yourself. 35 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:39,721 Babies hate wood toys. They don't make noise or nothing. 36 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:41,472 That's some yuppie bullshit. 37 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:55,611 -Morning. -Dwight. 38 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,696 I'm glad you're here. 39 00:03:57,781 --> 00:04:02,827 Turns out we, but mostly you, have a very big problem. 40 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:05,747 Oh, good gobsmackers, I did it again last night, didn't I? 41 00:04:05,830 --> 00:04:09,959 If you mean your impression of a sack of marbles being dumped in a dryer, 42 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,170 then, yes, you did it. 43 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:15,965 For six fucking hours straight. 44 00:04:16,049 --> 00:04:18,634 I am so sorry, Mrs. Reznikov. 45 00:04:18,717 --> 00:04:22,263 Ugh, this is so embarrassing. It's my greatest affliction. 46 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:26,142 Mmm, I'm gonna say you weren't the afflicted one last night, no? 47 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,811 You were asleep. 48 00:04:27,894 --> 00:04:30,104 I know, I know. But you have no idea. 49 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:31,773 I've tried everything. 50 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,609 Those sticky strips for your nose? 51 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,822 Yes, but those don't work for me because the problem isn't my nose. 52 00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:39,948 It's my uvula. 53 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,743 I have an abnormally large uvula. 54 00:04:44,828 --> 00:04:46,454 Of course you do. 55 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,663 Larry snored. 56 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:51,334 I used to stick books under the top of his side of the mattress 57 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:52,836 so his head would stay elevated. 58 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:55,088 -And that worked? -Not really. 59 00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,591 But half an Ativan did. It knocked me right out. 60 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,885 And if I was asleep first, it didn't bother me. 61 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,013 I guess that's not helpful in this situation. 62 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,646 That's not happening. 63 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,440 Today or any other day. 64 00:05:14,523 --> 00:05:15,774 It's just until it dries. 65 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:17,776 It's just until... No! 66 00:05:17,861 --> 00:05:19,737 Mi casa is not su casa, comprende? 67 00:05:19,821 --> 00:05:21,405 I mean, okay, 68 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:24,617 but when it starts to grow mildew, we're both gonna smell it. 69 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,744 You gotta think globally. 70 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:32,291 -You have one hour. -Let's see how it goes. 71 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,544 I mean, it's a little humid, you know? 72 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,009 Yep. 73 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:48,432 Uh, nope. 74 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,850 Error. 75 00:05:49,934 --> 00:05:52,478 Your shoes can't go on that floor, scarfy. 76 00:05:53,229 --> 00:05:54,272 They're shoes. 77 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:56,732 I'm aware, but you live on the top bunk. 78 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,193 The floor is a part of the bottom bunks. 79 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:00,945 Count time, ladies. 80 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:02,238 Let's move it! 81 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,701 So, I'm supposed to, what, hang shit off the ceiling? 82 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,787 You free to do whatever you want with the ceiling. 83 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,080 That ain't a way to live. 84 00:06:11,164 --> 00:06:14,042 Look, all I'm sayin' is, before y'all got here, 85 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,419 this floor was bottom-bunk property. 86 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:19,213 Now, you showin' your face don't change the rules. 87 00:06:19,297 --> 00:06:21,132 I don't care how much your mama loves you. 88 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:24,177 Um, excuse me, sir, 89 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:27,513 is it okay if I keep my shoes on the floor? 90 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,099 Sure. 91 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:36,147 Okay, okay, that's how you want it? 92 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,857 You and Tova got beef now. 93 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,195 First of all, your name ain't Tova. 94 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:44,113 I'm sorry? 95 00:06:44,197 --> 00:06:46,199 Black people been naming their kids some crazy shit, 96 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:47,866 but Tova ain't on the list. 97 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:50,036 Unless the "V" is, like, a five or somethin'. 98 00:06:50,119 --> 00:06:52,080 It's Hebrew. 99 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,999 Please, you ain't no Jew. 100 00:06:56,292 --> 00:06:57,835 You wanna say that again, bitch? 101 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,964 Like you was born in Karachi. 102 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,716 Okay, that's it for count. 103 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:06,594 Remember, we have a meeting in the chapel in five minutes. 104 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,473 Everyone should be walking. 105 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:18,189 Even you, puffy head. 106 00:07:28,116 --> 00:07:30,034 There's so many Mexicans now. 107 00:07:30,118 --> 00:07:31,744 It's like a Home Depot parkin' lot in here. 108 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:32,828 Dominicans. 109 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,123 If you're gonna be racist, you gotta be accurate, 110 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:37,083 or you just look dumb. 111 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:40,962 Is Dominicans the ones that wear gold chains and smoke cigars 112 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,755 -and swim to Florida? -No. 113 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,008 Is it the coffee and the coke and the "Hips Don't Lie"? 114 00:07:45,091 --> 00:07:47,593 No, they talk a lot and play baseball, 115 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,345 and they're always like, "I'm super not black," 116 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,055 even though Haiti is the exact same island. 117 00:07:51,139 --> 00:07:52,473 That's right. 118 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,475 Yeah, I hate them. 119 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,729 Caputo! 120 00:07:58,812 --> 00:07:59,938 Morning, ladies. 121 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:03,817 For those of you who don't know, I am Mr. Caputo, 122 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:07,613 and I am the Director of Human Activity here at Litchfield. 123 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,448 This is CO Piscatella. 124 00:08:09,532 --> 00:08:12,035 I have asked him to stay on here at camp 125 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:15,329 as our new Captain of the Guards. 126 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,581 It's my old job. 127 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,126 - Judy King! - Judy! 128 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:21,835 So... 129 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:25,548 things have gotten a little crowded around here, huh? 130 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,718 We at MCC are aware 131 00:08:29,802 --> 00:08:32,513 that new situations can be trying for you ladies. 132 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:34,932 So we called this meeting to let you know 133 00:08:35,016 --> 00:08:39,562 of the measures we're taking for your comfort and safety. 134 00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:44,358 For instance, porta-potties have been installed out in the yard 135 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:46,652 to take some of the... 136 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:49,405 strain from the bathrooms. 137 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,740 We gotta shit outside now? 138 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:55,078 Side note, porta-potty maintenance will be an additional responsibility 139 00:08:55,161 --> 00:08:56,829 for our janitorial jobs crew. 140 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,497 - Hell, no! - Yes! 141 00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,790 We gonna get jobs? 142 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:02,835 Job assignments for new inmates is still under review. 143 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,920 We'll get to that at a future time. 144 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:10,593 MCC realizes it can be challenging living with this many people. 145 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,679 But we thought ahead. 146 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:18,184 And today, on your way out, each of you will receive... 147 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:21,187 a free pair of earplugs. 148 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,688 - You're kidding me, right? - Oh, man! 149 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,856 Judy King! 150 00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:28,236 You just pop these babies in, lie back in your bunk, 151 00:09:28,319 --> 00:09:30,904 and it's... like you're on a desert island. 152 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,449 Where is Sophia Burset? 153 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,533 Where is she? 154 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:37,078 That's some bullshit, Caputo. 155 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:38,912 We also have a plan in place 156 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,957 for stress management in these transitional times. 157 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,709 Breathing exercises. 158 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,753 Calm you right down. 159 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,046 CO Piscatella, please. 160 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:50,216 Okay, so... 161 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:54,970 we are going to inhale on a count of five, hold it for five, 162 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,682 then exhale on a count of five, okay? 163 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,393 Repeat after me. 164 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:11,987 -Jesus Christ! -Whoa! 165 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,282 He couldn't have passed out the earplugs first? 166 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:16,659 I'm sorry, did that sound in any way optional? 167 00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:19,870 Because it could save your life one day. 168 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,956 Now... inhale! 169 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,337 Our lives are about to change, Ruiz. 170 00:10:28,421 --> 00:10:29,505 About to? 171 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,965 Somebody already stole my shower shoes. 172 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:34,135 Look around you, dumbass. Don't you get it? 173 00:10:34,218 --> 00:10:37,138 -What? -We're the majority now. 174 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:43,436 Whoo. 175 00:10:43,519 --> 00:10:45,896 The Colombian cartels... 176 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,398 their time is over! 177 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:50,734 Now, it's the Mexicans moving powder up I-90 178 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:53,821 and deliverin' it to our neighborhoods, like the fuckin' UPS guy! 179 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:56,949 They don't care about us, they don't care about our family, 180 00:10:57,032 --> 00:10:58,576 they don't care about our heritage. 181 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,788 They're all about the money. 182 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:04,248 We're all about love! 183 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:06,417 Homeland forever! 184 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,001 That's why we're gonna destroy 'em. 185 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,087 These cundangos think they're gonna run our city? 186 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:11,214 Well, guess what. 187 00:11:11,297 --> 00:11:14,758 El Chapo's in jail, but El León is still here! 188 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,051 Dominican forever! 189 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:17,928 Homeland forever! 190 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,932 Now, for the real reason we're here. 191 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,101 To say happy birthday to my baby girl, Maria! 192 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,229 - Come on, Maria! 193 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,405 See, princess? This is all for you. 194 00:11:36,489 --> 00:11:38,449 Everybody came out tonight for you. 195 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:43,287 -My cake. -That's your cake! 196 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,289 What's that, honey? What's it say there? 197 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,790 - Maria! - Who's that? 198 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,084 -Me. -That's you! That's right! 199 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,254 Happy birthday. Give Daddy a kiss. 200 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,470 Arlenis, still the hottest girl at the party. 201 00:12:00,346 --> 00:12:02,640 Shut your lying mouth. 202 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:05,100 Happy birthday. 203 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,604 I made my special quipes for you. 204 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,152 No. Put that away. What are you doing? It's a party. 205 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,445 Take it. 206 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,655 For your son's leg. 207 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,615 Surgery is expensive. 208 00:12:23,327 --> 00:12:24,495 Gracias, León. 209 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,417 We take care of our people. 210 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,723 What do you say, baby? 211 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,475 Homeland forever! 212 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,936 Yes! 213 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,729 You know, you're captain now. 214 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,607 You can take off that uniform, put on a suit. 215 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:57,194 I prefer the uniform, sir. It keeps me action-ready. 216 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:02,450 -Healy? -Yes, sir? 217 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,368 Boss-man, sir. 218 00:13:04,452 --> 00:13:06,954 Listen, I put Judy King in room four. 219 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:10,708 Everybody who used to be in room four, I moved into room five. 220 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,461 You gave her a private room? 221 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:17,089 No, that would be special treatment. I've given her... 222 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,966 a business class room. 223 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,175 By herself? 224 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,346 No, we're giving her a roommate, like everyone else who's-- 225 00:13:23,429 --> 00:13:27,057 Like everyone else who has 39 roommates, but that's on an average. 226 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,976 Why are you riding me on this one? 227 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,062 HQ has got its twat in a knot over this. 228 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,441 Public relations, yada yada. We gotta keep her happy. 229 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,902 You do understand the business that we're doing here? 230 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,740 Yes, the business I'm in charge of. 231 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,785 So you need to find me someone she can get along with. 232 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:51,415 -You know the ladies. -I'm processing 80 new inmates, Joe. 233 00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,333 I got enough on my plate here. 234 00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:58,422 Well, scrape it off. Judy King is your new main course. 235 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,967 Watch your attitude, Healy. 236 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:07,139 MCC, they love a recent college graduate with no salary quote. 237 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:19,902 Yes, if he goes off the pills, his balls might go back to a normal size, 238 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:21,404 but so will everything else. 239 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:24,407 It'll be like 2009 all over again. 240 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:25,616 Benny? 241 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,159 Yeah. 242 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,412 I'm okay. 243 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:32,581 Listen, papi, I need you to do something for me, all right? 244 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:37,586 I want you to go over to Michael's and tell his mom that Sophia's in the SHU. 245 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,089 And she didn't do nothin' wrong. 246 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,475 - Oh, that ain't right. - Come on, man. 247 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,906 Hey, Doggett. 248 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,702 I'm feeling a lot better. 249 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:13,497 -How you feelin'? -I'm okay. 250 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:16,083 -That was a gnarly seizure. -I'm fine. 251 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,919 You should really make sure you're gettin' enough rest. 252 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,546 I read that helps. I've been readin' up. 253 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,714 Yeah? 254 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:24,842 Thanks, okay, for readin'. 255 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,058 Yeah, uh, good night's sleep, Doggett. 256 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:34,810 That'll fix you right up. 257 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:38,856 Well, ain't he thoughtful? 258 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:42,693 Got a real tight ass on him, too. Have you noticed? 259 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,695 Reminds me of my second husband. 260 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,279 Mmm. 261 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,823 Lucky you. 262 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:56,123 Look, frankly, I don't know why Mr. Caputo didn't leave me in my assigned bunk. 263 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,166 I would've been perfectly happy there. 264 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,210 Well, I'm sure you would've. 265 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,172 Although, let's admit it. That bunk was a bit... 266 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,259 urban for you. 267 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,677 You mean black? 268 00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:15,350 Well, no, I mean, you don't wanna be the only star in the night sky. 269 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,186 Oh, I have no problem with black people, Mr. Healy. 270 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,647 Do you? 271 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,900 No, of course not. 272 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,569 They're friendly, individually. 273 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,657 -As a group, though-- -Well, I get along with everybody. 274 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:34,369 My daddy used to say, "Well, Judy will talk to a dog in a hat." 275 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,789 Asians, the other way around. 276 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:40,208 Hardworking people, clean, but one-on-one, they-- 277 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,794 Look, let me tell you somethin' about a roommate. 278 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:44,337 All I care is that she's clean and considerate. 279 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,757 Beyond that, I don't care if she comes from the moon. 280 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:54,890 But, of course, no fatties, Nebraskans or anybody with too much hair. 281 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,227 I understand you perfectly. 282 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,659 These cocolos all over the ball like it's a free sandwich. 283 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,368 Cocolos? For real? 284 00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:18,581 I bet you got cousins darker than they are, pana. 285 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:20,833 They ain't black-black. They indigenous. 286 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,002 Yo, the score's been zero-zero for, like, 40 minutes! 287 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,378 This shit is boring! 288 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,590 It's only the most popular sport in the world, 289 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:29,341 but whatever, grumpy. 290 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,635 It's not a sport. It's running. 291 00:17:31,719 --> 00:17:33,345 Yeah, we wanna watch the Travel Channel. 292 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,098 They got a show on there about hotels in Europe 293 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,474 where they have swim-up bars. 294 00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,976 -No. -What? 295 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,185 She asked nicely! 296 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,772 And I said, "No." You need a replay on anything else? 297 00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:47,109 She ain't swimming to Euro booze no time soon anyhow. 298 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,694 Hey, come on. 299 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,613 You gonna let 'em step? 300 00:17:50,696 --> 00:17:53,782 Look how many there fucking are. Come on. 301 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:54,908 Fuckin' brownies. 302 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,827 There ain't never just one. 303 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,458 Yo, Flores. 304 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,547 What's up with you? 305 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:12,342 Everyone's already pissed at us. 306 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:15,804 You're acting like an asshole. 307 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,222 It's a World Cup qualifier. 308 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:23,020 Never in the history of FIFA has the Dominican Republic qualified. 309 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,022 Because they stink. 310 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,650 -So what the fuck? -It's about national pride. 311 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,359 Fuck national pride. 312 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,779 - What is the matter with you? - Their coach is from Cuba! 313 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,071 That's not his fault. 314 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,740 You know it's all bullshit, right? 315 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,702 Like, we're all the same, Cuban, Puerto Ricans. 316 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:41,914 We're all mestizos, we all eat rice and beans. 317 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,125 Holy shit, when people hear about this, there will be no more war. 318 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,835 Fuck you, Flores. 319 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,129 You can't even tell us apart. 320 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,924 You thought I was Venezuelan for, like, two months. 321 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:55,969 I've been in here three years getting ignored and shit on. 322 00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:59,056 But now? No one's gonna push us around. 323 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,223 You hear me? 324 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,316 - So stupid. - I know. 325 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,028 All right! 326 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,699 -Thank you. -Come on. 327 00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,576 They got fucking factories churning this shit out, man. 328 00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:22,620 They got the whole market on lock, the whole country. 329 00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,331 Fucking Mexicans, man. 330 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,540 Wait, is that your dad? 331 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,209 It's like cumming inside of Jesus. 332 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,376 I'm telling you. 333 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,797 Pero, but for three days, I felt like I had bugs all over me. 334 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,591 Maria. 335 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:36,176 Maria's friend. Que hay? 336 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,220 - Hey. - We gotta study. 337 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,763 You're not gonna introduce us? 338 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,265 I'm Sirena. 339 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,437 Well, it's nice to meet you, Sirena. 340 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,565 You know why they call me El León? 341 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,735 Because you made it up. Your name is Jorge. 342 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,198 Our organization is called Dominican Pride. 343 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,576 Pride, like a herd of lions. 344 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,038 -Where you from? -Inwood. 345 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:08,083 - Where you really from? - San Cristóbal. 346 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,043 When I was like two, though. I don't remember. 347 00:20:10,127 --> 00:20:12,796 It don't matter. You still got the blood running through your veins. 348 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,173 - Oh, my God! - I guess. 349 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,009 Pretty girl like you, 350 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:19,136 we need you to have pretty babies. You hear me? 351 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,972 Ugh! What is your problem? Tu ta pasao! 352 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,681 Qué? What? I'm being friendly! 353 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:26,977 -Come on, let's get out of here! -What, you embarrassed now? 354 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,561 I made you, baby girl! 355 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:33,025 You got my blood and my nose. And for that, I'm sorry, okay? 356 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,028 Oh, my God! 357 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:43,576 So, that's why you never want anyone to come over. 358 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,788 They all front like, "La patria," 359 00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:48,916 but all they really do is sell drugs and drink Presidente, 360 00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:53,045 then complain about, "Presidente doesn't taste the same as like back home." 361 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,963 The machete thing is cool. 362 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,674 Why can't he just run a bodega or something? 363 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:58,842 Drive a bus? 364 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,635 --Hey! 365 00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:08,852 Oh, shit! 366 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,814 It's that Mexican papi chulo that hangs out next to school. 367 00:21:16,902 --> 00:21:18,528 Where is it? Come on. 368 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,335 There's nothin'. 369 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,004 Yeah, because you ditched it in the alley. 370 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:37,339 We're not idiots, son. 371 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,766 Turn around. Behind your back. 372 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,356 Hey, I'm not seein' anything. 373 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,191 How about our friend there? 374 00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:57,317 Hey, you! 375 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,944 Where'd you come from? 376 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,195 I was just takin' a walk. 377 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,989 Hands up! Against the wall! 378 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:03,365 Ow! Ouch! 379 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,909 What the-- Ow! Come on, man! 380 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,583 -Anything? -Nothing but ass. 381 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,918 -Fuck you! -Watch your mouth, little girl! 382 00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,962 I ain't done nothin'! You're wasting your time, yo! 383 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,671 Shit! 384 00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:22,550 Ah! 385 00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:25,888 What are you smiling about? 386 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:32,810 Just thinkin' about when I first got here and all the shit that you put me through. 387 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,481 But now look, I'm at the big girls' table. 388 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,486 Chapman and Reznikov sit here. 389 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:43,906 And Norma. 390 00:22:43,989 --> 00:22:48,118 So, you're enjoying this, hmm? Soaking in it like a bubble bath. 391 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,120 What's not to like? 392 00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,414 Last few days, I'm a Gambino up in here. 393 00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:55,918 Yes, I have noticed that you talk with your hands more lately. 394 00:22:56,919 --> 00:22:58,753 What should I cook for your funeral? 395 00:22:58,836 --> 00:22:59,922 Pasta. 396 00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,425 You know, if I wanted to eat a giant harsh-mellow, 397 00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,135 I'd be hanging out with Vause right now. 398 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,638 You get some power in here, they come gunning for you, darling. 399 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,015 Trust me. 400 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:14,644 Especially when they ask for their pay and you don't have it. 401 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:20,025 But they're scared of me. That's my protective coating. 402 00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,696 I cold-heartedly fed my own paramour to the wolves. 403 00:23:24,779 --> 00:23:26,114 She was a rebound, 404 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:30,327 and you retaliated against her after she stole your money. 405 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,495 So, what I learned from that is, 406 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,831 don't give Chapman the chance to retaliate. 407 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,083 Take her out first. 408 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:38,126 Come on, now you're just tryin' to... 409 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,878 scare me. I'm... 410 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:46,884 Do you think that I should get a shiv? 411 00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:52,724 What, so they can take it away from you and stab you in the throat? 412 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:54,267 No, listen. 413 00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:56,853 Have you ever seen the president anywhere 414 00:23:56,936 --> 00:24:00,315 without an armored car and a bunch of commandos in suits? 415 00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:02,692 No, because without them, 416 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:05,820 he is still a Poindexter with skinny legs. 417 00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:07,364 Like you. 418 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:12,119 So, you're saying I need to develop kind of like a... 419 00:24:12,202 --> 00:24:13,620 mystique? 420 00:24:13,703 --> 00:24:17,415 You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are. 421 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,294 That's what you do. 422 00:24:21,378 --> 00:24:24,547 Me? Oh, no. 423 00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:27,092 My power is no illusion. 424 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:30,137 I can fucking demolish you. 425 00:24:37,019 --> 00:24:40,313 Norma, you are a deadly force. 426 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,748 Where's my shit? 427 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,168 All the stuff I had on the window? 428 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:04,212 Well, you like the floor so much, I put it down there. 429 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:10,968 I lost the space on top of my locker, so I had to make it up. 430 00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:14,472 That's not my problem, and this half of the window is my half. 431 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:19,061 You on the east side of the cubicle. This part belongs to the west bunk! 432 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:21,896 How you even know what's east and west up in here? 433 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:24,857 When you pray to Mecca five times a day, you figure that shit out! 434 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:28,403 Bottom line, I got way more things than you. 435 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,487 Fair is fair. 436 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:30,822 "Fair"? 437 00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,532 Well, by "fair," I actually mean, 438 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:35,618 "I'm bigger and stronger, and I got more friends." 439 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,913 It's from the Latin word "fairay," meaning, 440 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,832 "Go suck a fart... 441 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,375 five times a day." 442 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,629 You really wanna go there with me? 443 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,799 Oh, went there, bought a house, moved in, bitch. 444 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,926 And now I'm remodeling the kitchen. 445 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,935 That's what I thought. 446 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,071 Hey. 447 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:16,159 Hi. 448 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,452 Welcome. 449 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:45,415 Twenty-two... 450 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:02,890 Did I do something to hurt you in a previous life? 451 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,228 I'm just stretching. I didn't think you'd feel it. 452 00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:07,770 Well, I do. 453 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:09,981 So, knock it off. 454 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,776 You got a lot of anger, Chapman. 455 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:24,996 Come on, get up. 456 00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,636 I don't know about you, kid, but I'm not seein' it. 457 00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:43,223 What exactly are you supposed to be seein'? 458 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:45,099 Her limping around or somethin'? 459 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,310 Let's just say that when you were... 460 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:48,478 violated... 461 00:28:51,939 --> 00:28:54,359 you went through a significant dip in morale. 462 00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,906 Well, maybe she's just covering it up, you know, 463 00:28:59,989 --> 00:29:02,199 like turn that rape upside down or whatever. 464 00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:06,538 Or maybe there's nothing to cover. I mean, it's only been a couple of days. 465 00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:07,955 Maybe he's gotta warm up to it. 466 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:18,300 -I don't... -No, no. 467 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,468 -No. -Oh, shit! 468 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,263 -See, I knew it. -Oh, fuckin' asshole! 469 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:25,014 No, don't cry. 470 00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,518 -Stop! I'm just kidding! -You're a dick! 471 00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:36,150 He's still a fucking asshole. 472 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:39,821 I mean, everyone tells you it's gonna be completely different, 473 00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:42,782 but you don't really understand 474 00:29:42,865 --> 00:29:46,202 until you hear the words "husband and wife." 475 00:29:46,286 --> 00:29:47,995 And then, it's just like... 476 00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:50,164 I mean, 477 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,543 you were like Dorothy, you know, walking out the door of your house, 478 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:56,963 and there's all those little midgets, and they're just givin' you candy. 479 00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,130 You know what I mean? 480 00:29:59,757 --> 00:30:00,967 Sure. 481 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:05,888 For instance, for breakfast, he had eggs. 482 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:10,477 Don't ask me how I know that. I just know. 483 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:17,108 I mean, the connection is so deep, it's like I'm inside his head. 484 00:30:18,109 --> 00:30:19,777 It's spiritual. 485 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:24,115 I mean, this is the kinda connection you have with someone 486 00:30:24,198 --> 00:30:29,662 when they 100%, completely and utterly, belong to you forever and ever and ever, 487 00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:32,374 and you pretty much got their doinker locked up in a little box 488 00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:34,417 until the day that he dies. 489 00:30:35,001 --> 00:30:36,711 Amazing, right? 490 00:30:38,588 --> 00:30:40,089 Hey. 491 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,924 You know, I know you're single, 492 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,052 and you're probably jealous about everything, 493 00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:47,889 but I was thinking, seeing how we're friends, 494 00:30:47,972 --> 00:30:52,644 maybe you could just push through that and be a little happy for me. 495 00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,526 Sorry. Okay. 496 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:04,781 So... 497 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,491 what's his favorite color? 498 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,915 Why you gotta be like that? 499 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,207 What? 500 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,546 -Hey, Vause. -Oh, shit. 501 00:31:19,629 --> 00:31:20,838 What's new? 502 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,720 -How many fucking trays can there be? -Whoa! 503 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:31,558 It was bad enough before these fucking plantain-eating Dominican bitches came. 504 00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:34,602 -Everyone's gotta eat. -They're fucking everywhere! 505 00:31:34,686 --> 00:31:37,104 They're taking over the TVs, blocking the bathrooms, 506 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:38,898 and commissary's all out of VapoRub. 507 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:40,525 Like, no offense, but it's the truth. 508 00:31:40,608 --> 00:31:41,651 You see what I'm talking about? 509 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:42,902 Just leave her alone, okay? 510 00:31:42,985 --> 00:31:45,321 She tried to do the right thing. Her baby got snatched up, and-- 511 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:47,114 Being sad made her racist? 512 00:31:47,198 --> 00:31:49,701 She ain't racist. She's just saying racist things. 513 00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:50,868 See? 514 00:31:50,952 --> 00:31:53,037 How are you okay with this? 515 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,664 Besides, we're Puerto Rican. 516 00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,041 -We're supposed to give you shit. -Ah. 517 00:31:57,124 --> 00:32:00,336 And Puerto Ricans are not the one clogging the drain in the Spanish bathroom 518 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,129 -with all that kinky hair. -Oh! 519 00:32:02,213 --> 00:32:04,507 That would be the Dumb-inicans. Am I right? 520 00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:06,008 Dumb-in-a-can. 521 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:07,802 Not you guys. You guys are cool. 522 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,471 Fuck you, Bacardi bitches. 523 00:32:09,554 --> 00:32:10,555 Ah! 524 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:18,395 Hey. 525 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:22,692 I got something that's yours. 526 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:26,904 Shit. 527 00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,199 It wasn't up my cooch or nothing. 528 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:33,202 I threw it in my window. You were running past my house. 529 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:37,749 Thank you. 530 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,918 I guess you owe me big time now, huh? 531 00:32:45,339 --> 00:32:49,093 Oh, you think you could get it back just like that, after what I went through? 532 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,971 That cop was fucking handsy. 533 00:33:02,774 --> 00:33:03,775 Fight me for it. 534 00:33:05,067 --> 00:33:06,903 Come on, fight me for your shit. 535 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,115 Come on. 536 00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,912 Pussy. 537 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:19,123 Oh, shit! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I'm sorry! 538 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,249 Oh, damn. 539 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,334 Like, you're a boxer. I thought you would block me. 540 00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:31,594 I mean, the good thing is, he always looked out for me, you know, 541 00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:34,388 made sure I went to school and everything. 542 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,183 I'm thinking about being a dental hygienist. 543 00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:42,021 It's not sexy or nothing, but I could help people smile, you know? 544 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:45,107 Get the yellow off, give them some confidence. 545 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,151 And I don't get grossed out easy. 546 00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:51,405 How about you? 547 00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:56,536 -I got plans. -Oh, yeah? 548 00:33:58,412 --> 00:33:59,622 What are they? 549 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,875 Convenience stores, like gas stations. 550 00:34:03,793 --> 00:34:04,919 Okay. 551 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:11,050 You don't talk much, do you? 552 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:21,477 When I was little, in Texas, 553 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,646 we used to move a lot so my dad could work. 554 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:26,983 Sometimes we was driving all night. 555 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,570 I hated moving. 556 00:34:31,738 --> 00:34:35,407 I never knew where we were gonna sleep, or if the beds were gonna be clean, 557 00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:38,160 or stains on the toilet or whatever. 558 00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,789 But when they pulled over to get gas, 559 00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:43,750 they'd let me go inside the store to get a piece of candy 560 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:45,376 or an ice cream or something. 561 00:34:47,003 --> 00:34:49,255 That made me happy. 562 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:52,592 Like, maybe life is all crazy, but... 563 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,095 - at least you can get snacks, you know? 564 00:35:28,711 --> 00:35:31,338 How you sleeping at night, Joseph Caputo? Pretty good? 565 00:35:31,422 --> 00:35:34,300 -I'm sorry? -I'm Crystal Burset. 566 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:36,969 Sophia Burset's wife. 567 00:35:37,053 --> 00:35:38,805 I see. 568 00:35:38,888 --> 00:35:41,098 Well, I'm here to give you a chance to fix this 569 00:35:41,182 --> 00:35:43,893 before I call Lambda and the ACLU. 570 00:35:43,976 --> 00:35:48,480 Mrs. Burset, I empathize, I really do, but it wasn't my decision. 571 00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:50,817 Oh! Well, so then, you're gonna fight this? 572 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,193 You're gonna get her out? 573 00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:55,112 It was for her own protection. She'd become violent. 574 00:35:55,196 --> 00:35:57,323 -She assaulted several inmates. -Oh, that's bullshit. 575 00:35:57,406 --> 00:35:59,241 -She would never do-- -And yet she did. 576 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:00,952 I know her. 577 00:36:01,035 --> 00:36:02,829 Do you, though? 578 00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:04,288 Do you? 579 00:36:05,081 --> 00:36:08,584 You think you understand what goes through her head in a place like this? 580 00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:11,378 Everybody in there is doing things they don't wanna do, 581 00:36:11,462 --> 00:36:14,465 every single day, things they're not proud of. 582 00:36:15,632 --> 00:36:17,634 Whatever it takes to keep your head above water. 583 00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:30,564 Do you believe in God, Mr. Caputo? 584 00:36:31,565 --> 00:36:34,360 You believe there's a judge between right and wrong? 585 00:36:35,778 --> 00:36:38,990 I'm sorry, but I don't have time to discuss this. 586 00:36:39,073 --> 00:36:40,532 I have a very important meeting. 587 00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:56,340 Rosa snored, didn't she? 588 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,093 Like a spoon in the garbage disposal. 589 00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,887 So, what did you do about it? 590 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:03,973 Mostly, I just waited for her to die of cancer. 591 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:06,308 Interesting. 592 00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:08,519 Red! No. 593 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:11,230 But she'd be so quiet if she were dead. 594 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:15,818 Does Dwight sleep on her back? 595 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:18,529 Like a starfish in the sun. 596 00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:20,948 There was this nun from Saint Mary's, Sister Alphonso, 597 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:23,826 she snored like the Second Coming. You could hear her from the chapel. 598 00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,703 I sewed tennis balls to the back of her nightgown 599 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:27,914 so she couldn't roll that way. 600 00:37:27,997 --> 00:37:29,415 And that worked? 601 00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:30,875 Not really. 602 00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:33,335 It turns out she liked to sleep naked. 603 00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:34,962 Hmm. 604 00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:48,100 It's pretty terrible, huh? 605 00:37:48,184 --> 00:37:51,687 Yeah, it's not great, but my people eat poi, so... 606 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:53,522 Oh, sure. 607 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,275 -That was a joke. -Sorry. 608 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,072 Listen, I just came over here to bury the hatchet. 609 00:38:01,155 --> 00:38:02,990 I'm sorry I've been such a crank. 610 00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:07,161 It's just that all these new people, it's a big adjustment. 611 00:38:08,162 --> 00:38:09,163 Okay. 612 00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:14,001 What you may not know is, I happen to be kind of a big deal around here. 613 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:19,423 I own a small business that pays my employees actual money 614 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:24,178 in return for a very small personal investment, 615 00:38:24,261 --> 00:38:28,765 and I thought maybe I could interest you in an employment opportunity. 616 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:33,354 I'm not wearing no g-string, butt-floss underwear. 617 00:38:34,814 --> 00:38:36,482 And I respect that choice. 618 00:38:37,108 --> 00:38:38,609 Here's what I'm thinking. 619 00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:51,622 Italian. 620 00:38:51,705 --> 00:38:54,041 By the time I get out of here, I am gonna be fluent, 621 00:38:54,125 --> 00:38:56,252 and I am headed straight to Florence. 622 00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:57,586 Firenze. 623 00:38:57,669 --> 00:39:04,176 Eat, pray, and mingle limbs with some Italian con grande pene. 624 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:07,721 I'm uncomfortable with this whole situation. 625 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:10,557 The Florence situation? Or the big sausage? 626 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:14,520 Oh, hey, maybe I should go to Bologna instead. 627 00:39:14,603 --> 00:39:17,857 See, this is exactly... 628 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:23,445 Okay, I was living a regular prison life in my regular prison bunk, 629 00:39:23,529 --> 00:39:25,281 and now I'm the one percent. 630 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:29,493 Everyone else is living on top of each other like Petco budgies. 631 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:31,287 This is not fair. 632 00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:32,872 I was a hippie once. 633 00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:34,498 I outgrew it. 634 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:38,710 You know, but I still do miss that rickrack edging on blouses and skirts. 635 00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:42,839 Boy, I did love me some rickrack. I wonder if it's ever gonna come back? 636 00:39:42,924 --> 00:39:46,760 Healy said you specifically requested a white roommate 637 00:39:46,843 --> 00:39:49,430 of the non-threatening variety. 638 00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:54,018 Well, I know that yoga makes you super flexible, 639 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:58,064 but maybe you could just ease your butt off your shoulders a bit. 640 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,775 I cannot be the only one 641 00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:05,947 who's ever noticed that Counselor Healy is a bit of a moron. 642 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,532 You are not. 643 00:40:09,075 --> 00:40:13,245 Hmm. Now, look, I know I'm a little bit famous outside of here. 644 00:40:13,329 --> 00:40:15,789 The powers-that-be made a fuss and made some assumptions, 645 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:17,333 but I didn't ask for this. 646 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,960 You didn't turn it down. 647 00:40:19,043 --> 00:40:21,545 Well, I'm not gonna pitch a fit for my own discomfort. 648 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,673 Lord, call me crazy, but I have learned, 649 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:29,053 if someone is offering you something nice, you shut up and say "thank you." 650 00:40:29,136 --> 00:40:32,639 You can't shut up and say "thank you" at the same time. 651 00:40:32,723 --> 00:40:34,766 The two things negate one another. 652 00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,643 Oh, a dog with a bone, huh? 653 00:40:36,727 --> 00:40:39,021 It's the principle of it. 654 00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:43,400 But you're probably used to having your asshole polished by everyone you meet. 655 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:47,196 Oh, maybe 80%, 85%. 656 00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,990 Well, you sure make jokes. 657 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:53,702 Hmm, how about the one about the criminal who got rich 658 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:58,082 by making TV-watching saps think they need an immersion blender 659 00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:01,252 to feel good about themselves? Now, there's a good one. 660 00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:02,461 You know what I think? 661 00:41:04,213 --> 00:41:07,967 I think that you secretly love being in this room, 662 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:10,469 away from all the others. You think it's nice. 663 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,598 And that's throwing all the crunchy parts of you into quite a tizzy. 664 00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:22,982 Just because we live together doesn't mean we have to talk. 665 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,031 That seems perfectly fair. 666 00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:39,290 It's herbal. 667 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,793 Mmm. 668 00:41:45,254 --> 00:41:46,672 God damn it. 669 00:41:49,425 --> 00:41:52,469 Sounds like we've had some glitches down at Litchfield. 670 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,346 Glitchfield. 671 00:41:54,888 --> 00:41:56,890 I'm not gonna pretend it's been smooth sailing. 672 00:41:56,973 --> 00:42:01,603 We've had big problems, mostly due to the guards walking out, 673 00:42:01,687 --> 00:42:05,191 which, if you remember, I warned as a possible reaction 674 00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:08,444 -to the cut in benefits and hours. -But it's all under control now? 675 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:11,905 No more impromptu swimming lessons? 676 00:42:14,158 --> 00:42:17,161 Yes... No, of course not. 677 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,164 I know what I'm doing. 678 00:42:20,247 --> 00:42:21,665 Well, good, 679 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:26,002 because our contract with the feds is giving us 30 grand per head in a bed. 680 00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:30,591 We can't fuck up this gorgeous deal dear Uncle Sam has gifted us. 681 00:42:30,674 --> 00:42:34,386 Well, then, we need to solve our security problem. 682 00:42:34,470 --> 00:42:38,224 I've got guards from Max covering for right now, but that's just temporary. 683 00:42:38,307 --> 00:42:41,727 I need quality COs. I need guys with experience. 684 00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:44,688 We could pay a bit more, now that we've got all those beds. 685 00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:50,194 Hmm. Quality COs. How, how, how? 686 00:42:51,653 --> 00:42:52,654 Veterans. 687 00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:57,784 The government gives tax credits to companies that hire vets. 688 00:42:57,868 --> 00:43:00,329 You get more money the longer the vet's been out of work. 689 00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:05,417 We looked into putting that into play at our offices, but, you know, veterans... 690 00:43:07,711 --> 00:43:10,964 Right, but if we hire them as guards, 691 00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:15,386 if anything ever happened, well, they're already in prison, so... 692 00:43:16,387 --> 00:43:18,347 And how much is this credit? 693 00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:21,725 I think it's five or six thousand if the guy's been unemployed for a year. 694 00:43:21,808 --> 00:43:24,561 And it is double that if they're on crutches or in a wheelchair, 695 00:43:24,645 --> 00:43:26,438 or something like that, so... 696 00:43:26,522 --> 00:43:30,192 That might make the guard less effective. 697 00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:32,444 Oh, yeah, there is that. 698 00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:35,697 But I think it's a great idea, hiring vets. 699 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:39,326 -I could use some guys with discipline. -Mmm. 700 00:43:39,410 --> 00:43:41,495 Problem is getting them to Litchfield. 701 00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:45,666 Our, um, our shareholders demand an aggressive cap on wages, so-- 702 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,959 We would need some other kind of incentive, like-- 703 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,421 Free haircuts, like at Google. 704 00:43:52,423 --> 00:43:53,424 Housing. 705 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:57,928 What if we can provide free housing on campus? 706 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:00,472 I don't know if that would be cost-effective. 707 00:44:01,557 --> 00:44:03,099 It's already there. 708 00:44:03,184 --> 00:44:05,686 We got a bunch of cabins by the lake. A good coat of paint... 709 00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:08,063 Inmate labor is free. 710 00:44:10,191 --> 00:44:12,776 This is a brilliant idea, Joe, really. 711 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:17,948 - Thanks to you, Linda. - No, thanks to you. 712 00:44:18,031 --> 00:44:19,533 No, this is you. 713 00:44:19,616 --> 00:44:20,951 - All right. - I guess both of us. 714 00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:23,745 Nice work, Joe and Linda. 715 00:44:23,829 --> 00:44:26,707 Let's take ten. What do we got, uh, sandwiches? 716 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:27,999 Sandwiches. 717 00:44:28,083 --> 00:44:29,376 -Do you wanna... -Yeah, let's go. 718 00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:31,212 - Yeah. - After you. 719 00:44:31,295 --> 00:44:32,504 Oh, thank you. 720 00:44:36,217 --> 00:44:39,761 Jasmina, slow down. What are you saying? 721 00:44:46,393 --> 00:44:48,395 Man, a thousand new inmates, 722 00:44:48,479 --> 00:44:51,690 and the only Mexicans are campesinos from Fresno. 723 00:44:51,773 --> 00:44:54,943 What do you care? You don't even like other Mexicans. 724 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,987 Been thinking about my ma, you know? 725 00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,822 Yeah. How's she doing? 726 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:02,493 So, if I'm looking for something positive... 727 00:45:04,370 --> 00:45:07,205 let's just say, I probably don't gotta get her nothing for Christmas. 728 00:45:07,289 --> 00:45:09,040 If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep 729 00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:11,084 that they only come up when I watch Stepmom, 730 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,003 I would totally be tearing up right now. 731 00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:16,715 - I know. - I'm sorry. 732 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,092 Hey, buddy. 733 00:45:21,094 --> 00:45:22,220 Can I help you? 734 00:45:22,304 --> 00:45:24,265 I was just seeing how you're doing, you know, 735 00:45:24,348 --> 00:45:28,184 making sure everything's all right regarding the van or whatever. 736 00:45:28,269 --> 00:45:31,146 Look, it ain't my fault I got your job, okay? 737 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:34,232 I got assigned. I didn't even ask for it, so... 738 00:45:34,316 --> 00:45:36,360 That's cool, that's cool. 739 00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:37,903 Okay. 740 00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:41,698 So, you seen the ducks? 741 00:45:41,782 --> 00:45:42,949 What? 742 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:46,287 You know, some people can be sleep-walking, 743 00:45:46,370 --> 00:45:47,746 they don't even know it. 744 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:50,206 No. 745 00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:51,583 What I'm trying to say is, 746 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:54,127 did you get the ice cream? You know what I mean? 747 00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:58,214 Aw, it's her brain. 748 00:45:58,299 --> 00:46:01,427 She must've, like, broke it in half when she drove into that wall. 749 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:06,473 So, you like ducks? 750 00:46:08,684 --> 00:46:11,019 No. Not anymore. 751 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:15,691 Excuse me. 752 00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,277 Oh, my God. 753 00:46:19,361 --> 00:46:22,238 - Oh, look, it's my favorite soccer fan. 754 00:46:22,323 --> 00:46:23,699 Up yours, asshole. 755 00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:26,577 Whoa! Are you serious? 756 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:28,620 I'm enjoying the one time in my day 757 00:46:28,704 --> 00:46:31,164 when there's less than ten fucking brown bitches in my way. 758 00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:34,585 Hey, maybe they're having a housekeeping convention in C-Dorm. 759 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,796 You jokers are wasting my life. 760 00:46:37,879 --> 00:46:41,007 Hey, we're in America, chalupa. Speak English. 761 00:46:41,091 --> 00:46:42,426 Your country's turning brown. 762 00:46:42,509 --> 00:46:44,553 There's more of us every day, fucking pendeja, 763 00:46:44,636 --> 00:46:46,472 and there's fucking nothing you can do about it! 764 00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:48,098 Oh! 765 00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:50,016 Ruiz! 766 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,101 Ahh! 767 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:08,201 - Shit. 768 00:47:10,371 --> 00:47:12,706 You just stand there watching, eh? You get a good view? 769 00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:15,125 Hey, don't worry about her. Listen, who did this to you? 770 00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:17,002 That white girl from the TV room. 771 00:47:19,630 --> 00:47:20,631 No. 772 00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:25,051 This is not how we play this. 773 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,220 You're pissed right now. You ain't thinking. 774 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:29,097 That's how you make mistakes. 775 00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:32,976 What you gonna do, start some kinda brawl? Get your asses thrown into Seg? 776 00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,310 Then who wins? 777 00:47:34,395 --> 00:47:36,855 So, we just let that bitch get away? 778 00:47:38,982 --> 00:47:40,567 That ain't what I said. 779 00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:50,661 Are you pissed at me about something and you're taking it out on me? 780 00:47:50,744 --> 00:47:53,204 -This ain't about you. -Oh, like hell it ain't! 781 00:47:54,122 --> 00:47:56,458 I put food in your mouth, I take you to school, 782 00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:59,377 I give you a piece of whatever I got. 783 00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:02,088 Well, that don't mean I gotta be your little robot. 784 00:48:02,172 --> 00:48:03,632 I got a brain. 785 00:48:04,299 --> 00:48:06,092 Is that what that cabrón is telling you? 786 00:48:07,343 --> 00:48:08,386 Hmm? 787 00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:10,096 Whispering in your ear, 788 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,223 trying to steal you from your house, your father's house? 789 00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:15,519 -No, he ain't done nothing to you! -Why do you think we ain't got money? 790 00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:17,688 -Ugh. -Huh? 791 00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:20,482 They've driven me off my own corners, those fucking roaches. 792 00:48:20,566 --> 00:48:23,610 They're breaking my back. You understand that? 793 00:48:23,694 --> 00:48:25,821 -They took everything. -I'm so tired of this shit. 794 00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:27,781 He's just trying to make a living, same as you. 795 00:48:30,451 --> 00:48:32,869 -My baby girl is taking cholo dick. -Yo, stop it. 796 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:37,415 I have given my life to this organization, to look out for our people, our identity! 797 00:48:37,499 --> 00:48:38,792 You know what? Fuck you! 798 00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:42,003 Fuck you, fuck the DR, fuck your stupid fucking bullshit 799 00:48:42,087 --> 00:48:45,882 about, "We're so much better," when you're doing the same exact thing! 800 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:51,972 If this is what it means to be Dominican... 801 00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,142 then I ain't gonna be Dominican no more. 802 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,861 Get out of my house. 803 00:49:48,862 --> 00:49:51,532 It ain't like you only got one soulmate. 804 00:49:51,615 --> 00:49:53,909 You could have a soul connection with lots of people. 805 00:49:53,992 --> 00:49:57,538 Well, so then, why haven't I vibed with someone already? 806 00:49:57,621 --> 00:50:00,290 You know, someone who's not gingerbread in the head? 807 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:02,167 I've been alive as long as I can remember. 808 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:06,046 You know, maybe you the exception prove the rule, and you only got one. 809 00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:07,130 One? 810 00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:10,884 But you got a soul mate somewhere in the world. 811 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:13,428 I promise. 812 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,974 I hope she speaks English. 813 00:50:21,687 --> 00:50:24,480 Oh, hello! 814 00:50:24,565 --> 00:50:28,443 Looks like somebody lost track of their beverage! 815 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:33,281 Ooh, we should act as sleuths to discover the true owner and return it. 816 00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,366 You know, demonstrate that there's still some... 817 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:36,660 some good in the world. 818 00:50:36,743 --> 00:50:39,537 I see where you're going with that, and I like it. 819 00:50:39,621 --> 00:50:41,998 -Mmm-hmm. -Definitely has a lot of upside. 820 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:44,167 But on the other hand... 821 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:51,633 Oh... 822 00:50:51,717 --> 00:50:54,510 We could've been sleuthing. 823 00:50:56,722 --> 00:50:58,724 Oh, it's on now. 824 00:51:34,843 --> 00:51:36,845 They got him on conspiracy. 825 00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:43,143 Plus two counts assaulting an officer. 826 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,735 He's gonna be old when he gets out. 827 00:51:54,863 --> 00:51:56,447 What am I gonna do? 828 00:51:57,908 --> 00:52:00,952 You're gonna be strong like you always was. 829 00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:02,203 'Cause you had to. 830 00:52:03,371 --> 00:52:05,123 What am I gonna do? 831 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:11,672 There's the two of us still. Two heads together. 832 00:52:14,758 --> 00:52:17,302 Stop crying. Remember? 833 00:52:17,385 --> 00:52:19,387 Crying makes you ugly and weak. 834 00:52:28,354 --> 00:52:29,522 We got each other. 835 00:52:46,707 --> 00:52:48,875 Ow. 836 00:52:48,959 --> 00:52:50,668 Jesus, Dwight! 837 00:52:53,421 --> 00:52:54,672 I'm okay. 838 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:59,720 I think I should go to medical. 839 00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:01,722 Oh. 840 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:06,977 I should come with you. 841 00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:27,748 What the fuck? Get off me, man! 842 00:54:19,925 --> 00:54:21,426 It looks amazing on you. 843 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,931 You say that to everybody. 844 00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:27,390 It's true, I do. 845 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:29,309 But this time, I really mean it. 846 00:54:29,392 --> 00:54:31,561 I also say that to everyone. 847 00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:35,899 -How much is it? -It's actually on sale. 848 00:54:35,982 --> 00:54:37,692 Only $1,100. 849 00:54:38,526 --> 00:54:40,153 - Mmm-hmm. 850 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:50,621 I'll take it. 851 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:51,915 Oh, yay. 852 00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:53,333 -Yeah. -Yeah. 853 00:55:04,344 --> 00:55:05,846 What the heck happened to them? 854 00:55:05,929 --> 00:55:08,056 I don't know, man. There's too many people in here. 855 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:11,517 Everybody getting on each other's nerves, shit's gonna get stirred. 856 00:55:11,601 --> 00:55:16,147 It's like when the poultry people just stick all the chickens into one cage 857 00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:17,941 and they start pecking chunks out of each other. 858 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,861 Yeah, basically. 859 00:55:20,944 --> 00:55:22,570 Oh, man. 860 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,406 You know, mainly, I was just experiencing this whole overcrowding thing 861 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:28,201 as, like, annoying, but I guess it could be dangerous, too. 862 00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:29,494 Oh! 863 00:55:29,577 --> 00:55:31,329 It could. It could be really dangerous. 864 00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:32,455 That's why... 865 00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:36,042 you're really lucky, 'cause I'm looking out for you. 866 00:55:38,169 --> 00:55:40,505 You know, you're, like, one of maybe four people in this prison 867 00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:42,257 who actually might be smaller than I am. 868 00:55:42,757 --> 00:55:45,676 Okay, okay, but... but I got heart, right? 869 00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,303 Uh, well, you could use biceps. 870 00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:49,264 - Shit, man. 871 00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:51,099 No, I'm kidding. 872 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:54,978 I'd take heart any day. 873 00:55:55,061 --> 00:55:56,687 Good, 'cause that's all I got. 874 00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:26,592 Go grab me some lunch. 875 00:56:26,676 --> 00:56:29,429 -Go get it yourself. -You're supposed to be Secret Service. 876 00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:31,847 Secret Service doesn't serve lunch. 877 00:56:33,391 --> 00:56:36,394 Well, maybe they would if they weren't so busy plowing Colombian hookers. 878 00:56:48,281 --> 00:56:49,574 Save me my seat. 879 00:57:13,806 --> 00:57:15,058 Someone's still got twos? 880 00:57:15,141 --> 00:57:17,018 Yo, stop talking the board. 881 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:18,853 Shit. 882 00:57:21,314 --> 00:57:23,984 Capicúa, bitches. 883 00:57:24,067 --> 00:57:26,069 Shit, yo. What I tell you? 884 00:57:26,152 --> 00:57:30,448 I'm unbeatable. I'm sorry, man. Shit! 885 00:57:31,824 --> 00:57:33,493 - Damn! - Stay put. 886 00:57:33,576 --> 00:57:35,911 -What? What? -Always. 887 00:57:43,211 --> 00:57:45,463 Let's see how we do together. 888 00:57:48,591 --> 00:57:49,800 Okay.