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Feels like somebody's
strangling my guts.
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I know.
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It's like they squeeze them
till they die.
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I know, mami, I know.
But you have to relax.
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Try to roll through it, okay?
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You fight it, it's worse.
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Aquí, put this behind her back.
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- Bebé.
- Thanks.
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Yeah. That, too.
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I can't wait for this baby to come,
so she can stop being pregnant.
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"Oh! My back!
Oh, I'm shitting in pellets now."
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Have some compassion.
You had a baby, too.
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Yeah, but it wasn't a big deal.
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I didn't know she was in there till,
like, seven months.
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How could you not know?
You weigh 90 pounds.
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You must have looked like
a egg with four sticks in it.
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I'm not a scientist, okay?
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I was smoking a lot of pot that summer.
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I got pineapple!
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You eat this,
things will go fast.
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La china found it on the bottom shelf
in commissary.
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It's from 2006,
but cans last forever, right?
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I don't want her in here.
She tried to sell the baby.
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It's not about the baby.
It's about you.
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She's a whole thing,
but she loves you... in her way.
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Her way's not good enough!
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Seriously, get out!
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Go, get the fuck out!
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Okay, all right.
You're doing good, mami, that's good.
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So, mamá...
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So?
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Ma, look!
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It's a balloon that looks like a condom.
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I don't wanna be
crass about it, but...
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everyone knows
I'm your best daughter.
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But I... will massage your feet
every day for a week with my hands.
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This is an open lottery, ladies.
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I don't play favorites,
I don't take bribes.
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Put your names on the list,
and good luck to you.
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They're the ones
who gave her the ticket out.
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What did they think
she was gonna do?
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I just can't believe she sat
in that bus station like a flat balloon.
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I guess she lost faith.
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Either that or there's some kind of flaw
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in our randomly improvised
Norma-based theological system.
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That attitude is not gonna help us
get seats at this dinner.
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I heard the zucchini night was incredible.
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Girl, I was there.
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She did this fried thing with the flowers
that made tears come out of my eyes.
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Wait, if you went to the last one,
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you should let someone else
have a chance.
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Past is the past.
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Today is a new day,
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and we're all equal
in Red's magic restaurant.
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Not to brag,
but if you make it in,
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you will feel things about corn
you have never felt before.
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Good luck, ladies.
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For the record, I'm an excellent
conversationalist on at least...
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four topics.
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Oh...
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You look kind of busted.
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Busted or broken-up-with?
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Wow, sorry.
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But not that sorry.
It's kind of a relief, isn't it?
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Maybe, I don't know.
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I mean... she was acting so weird,
but it's still, I can't even... It's...
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She broke up with me?
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That's your ego talking.
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I mean,
what am I supposed to do now?
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It's like,
we still live in the same place.
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It's not like I can just go take off,
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and visit my slacker cousins
in California for a few weeks
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while I lick my wounds
and stalk her on Facebook.
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Stop being such a girl, Chapman.
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Come with me to movie night.
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You know, Alex and I may be
on a break right now,
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and it's not like I...
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It's not like I don't feel things.
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I just don't...
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I don't think I'm ready to
just jump into a whole new thing.
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I think I'm gonna need
a little bit of time.
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So, the assumption there is that
I'm some starving lesbian jackal
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just waiting to pounce on the...
warm bones of your relationship.
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- Well, fuck you.
- No.
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That's not...
I was just trying to...
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Was just... I guess I was just
trying to be considerate or whatever.
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Well, for your information,
the jackal does just fine.
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Do you know where Berdie is?
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I went to her office this morning
and she wasn't there.
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She's suspended while
they investigate an incident.
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For how long?
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I... I have no idea.
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I think maybe you...
were right.
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Which time?
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When you...
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said I should try medication.
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I never really thought I'd do it,
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but I don't wanna
feel like this anymore.
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I'll give you another referral,
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with a recommendation for antidepressants.
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I really do think they'll help a lot.
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Do you know what they'll give me?
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MCC just subcontracted Medical
out to another corporation.
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New doctors, new rules...
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but... first steps.
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I could tell Caputo, I guess.
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He did march old Pornstache
right out of here
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when he found out what happened with him
and that Spanish girl, remember?
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The one that looks like a goldfish.
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Yeah, but Spanish girl
had a belly full of fetus.
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That's why the marching happened.
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- I mean, short of that...
- you're farting in the wind.
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I know, but I'm telling the truth.
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Yep, and Donuts, he's gonna lie.
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Who do you think they'll believe?
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I have a feeling
you're gonna say it ain't me.
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We are liars and degenerates,
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and we deserve everything
that happens to us.
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So, I get fucked
and now I'm screwed.
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Yep, that's about the short of it.
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But that don't make it over.
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You hear me?
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Hey!
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You got a big, angry bull dyke
on your side now.
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And I am a firm believer
in good ol'-fashioned revenge.
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You ain't thinking about killing him,
are you?
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Nah, that shit's too messy.
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Nope, I got a better idea.
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We are gonna go full-on
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on this guy.
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What's us getting tattoos
gonna teach him?
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No.
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See...
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Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,
it's Swedish.
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It means,
"We're gonna rape him back."
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Whoa, got it all lubed up
for you there, Rodcocker.
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Aw, Jesus Christ already.
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- I'm closed.
- That's cool.
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We just wanted to ask you a question.
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Spanish been saying
how you still got your dick.
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That true?
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What you got between your legs
is your business,
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- and what I got is mine.
- Maybe.
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But my man is out at Lexington
and he's having a real hard time.
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Hard.
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Meanwhile, you hiding out in here,
"pretending" to be a female.
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Seems like you got it
all figured out.
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You have any idea
how ignorant you sound?
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We just want a little peek.
Educate ourselves.
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Get the fuck out of my house.
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Not till we see it.
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Get her! Get her!
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- Fuck you, she-male!
- Fuck!
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Ow!
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Damn, I told you
he still had his man strength!
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Don't think I won't kill you,
you fucking cunt!
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That's it, bitch!
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Fuck you, bitches.
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- Help me!
- I'll get Caputo.
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I try to do the right thing,
and my own daughter hates me.
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But at least your daughter
knows who you are.
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Pepa ain't even
gonna remember me.
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It ain't like you deserve it,
naming your daughter Pepa.
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Hey! Yo, Push It
is me and Yadriel's song, a'ight?
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Whatever, I'm sorry.
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But I'm telling you, kids...
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All they do is break your balls,
morning to night.
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And yet you had, like, 11 of them.
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What else was I doing, right?
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Plus, when they little,
they love you so much.
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It's like having fans.
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Who puke on you, but still.
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Yeah, they think you're perfect.
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No one else is ever gonna
feel that way about us, that's for sure.
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That's the thing, isn't it?
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You know,
I kept leaving these messages,
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calling him an asshole, saying,
"Oh, my baby girl needs her mama."
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But... the truth is...
that she's fine.
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Yadriel loves her.
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His mother is a good person...
and she's gonna be okay.
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I'm not freaking out
because she needs me.
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I'm freaking out
because I need her.
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Hi, can I get your name, please?
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Diaz.
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- I've got seven Diazes.
- Dayanara.
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Okay, cool!
That's a pretty name.
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- I wanna go home.
- I know.
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It's weird being in a new place
with all new people, right?
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But I promise by tomorrow,
you're gonna be settling right in.
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You got a phone here,
if she needs me?
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We have a policy of
no phone calls home for the first week.
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It helps the campers get acclimated.
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You're in Cabin Six!
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Why don't I take you over
to meet your new bunk mates?
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I can take her things.
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So, this is it?
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She's gonna have a great time.
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I hate it here!
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There are bugs on the ground!
You can't make me stay!
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Remember how
we talked about this?
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I wanna go home, Mommy, please!
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Óyeme, you little brat.
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You think I got nothing better to do
than take care of you?
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This is my one-month vacation!
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And I got things planned starting tonight.
Mommy's going out.
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Mommy, no...
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Can you... can you just go with her?
Just...
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- Mommy!
- Daya, please!
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I think you should go now.
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Mommy! Mommy, come back!
Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- You doing okay?
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Don't be obtuse.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
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- I'm fine.
- Seriously? That's how you're doing...
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Hey, hey, you guys got a second?
It's about, um... you know...
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's more her deal now.
255
00:13:52,761 --> 00:13:56,307
Oh, cool.
Look, I... I got a problem.
256
00:13:56,973 --> 00:13:59,518
Did you get the stuff to Cal?
257
00:13:59,601 --> 00:14:01,728
See you later, Chapman.
258
00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:07,025
Everything went fine, okay?
I just...
259
00:14:07,108 --> 00:14:08,944
I can't do this anymore, all right?
260
00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:10,487
It's not worth it.
I'm sorry.
261
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:35,721
"Generalized depression and anxiety,
262
00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:39,516
low self-esteem
and feelings of isolation."
263
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,643
Mr. Healy says pills might work.
264
00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:44,438
I think you're a candidate for Doxepin.
265
00:14:44,521 --> 00:14:47,107
It might make you a little sleepy, but...
266
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,610
if you're asleep,
you won't eat compulsively
267
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:51,903
and get fat,
which is another side effect.
268
00:14:51,987 --> 00:14:53,530
We wouldn't want that.
269
00:14:55,699 --> 00:14:59,536
I'm gonna peek in your chart.
You had a physical, right?
270
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,038
When I first got here,
six months ago.
271
00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:05,417
Yeah...
I'm still moving in.
272
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:09,505
I've got D to G
and P through R.
273
00:15:09,588 --> 00:15:12,758
You're probably in the other room.
Give me a sec.
274
00:15:28,273 --> 00:15:32,528
I don't need this right now, inmate.
I'm developing a fucking ulcer.
275
00:15:32,611 --> 00:15:34,946
None of this is my fault.
276
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,990
They jumped me.
I was attacked.
277
00:15:37,073 --> 00:15:38,617
I know.
278
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:41,953
- You do?
- Yes.
279
00:15:42,037 --> 00:15:44,373
I hear things.
280
00:15:44,456 --> 00:15:47,167
How things have been going ugly for you
for a while now.
281
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:49,294
It's herd mentality.
282
00:15:49,378 --> 00:15:51,672
The tide turns,
everybody wigs out.
283
00:15:53,048 --> 00:15:55,509
People don't like
what they can't understand.
284
00:15:55,592 --> 00:15:58,261
So, what are you gonna do about it?
285
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:00,346
I'm gonna have the guards
keep a closer eye on you.
286
00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:01,973
They'll be ready if anything starts up.
287
00:16:02,057 --> 00:16:04,643
So, basically,
you're putting me under surveillance?
288
00:16:04,726 --> 00:16:06,311
Well, there's not much else I can do.
289
00:16:06,395 --> 00:16:10,774
There's a lot you could do,
starting with firing CO Sikowitz.
290
00:16:10,857 --> 00:16:14,027
Sikowitz is not the problem here.
291
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:16,822
The problem is she's a chipmunk in boots
292
00:16:16,905 --> 00:16:19,825
who never got proper training
due to negligence.
293
00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:21,535
I want her fired,
294
00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:25,205
and I want crisis and
sensitivity training for all the guards.
295
00:16:26,623 --> 00:16:27,708
Look...
296
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,293
Burset...
297
00:16:31,211 --> 00:16:33,379
I sympathize, I really do.
298
00:16:33,464 --> 00:16:36,049
But we have to be realistic
about our recourse here.
299
00:16:36,925 --> 00:16:40,721
Ask my lawyer how realistic I am.
300
00:16:40,804 --> 00:16:44,307
Your lawyer?
These guys have teams of lawyers.
301
00:16:44,390 --> 00:16:47,603
Driving in Mercedes, expensing lunches...
302
00:16:47,686 --> 00:16:51,648
and crushing cases like yours
under their Italian leather shoes.
303
00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:55,151
I have no doubt.
304
00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:57,863
But here's what I got.
305
00:16:57,946 --> 00:16:59,698
A Post headline...
306
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:01,825
"She-Male Jail Fail.
307
00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:04,661
Balls to the Wall
in Tranny Prison Brawl."
308
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:07,372
That shit sells like hotcakes.
309
00:17:07,456 --> 00:17:11,417
And everyone will be reading about it,
and everyone will be talking about it,
310
00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:13,879
including the ladies of The View.
311
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:17,591
You think MCC wants
that kind of attention?
312
00:17:17,674 --> 00:17:19,926
Jesus, Burset.
313
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:22,178
Why you do you have to
make everything so hard?
314
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,142
No offense, but fuck you...
315
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:28,685
sir.
316
00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,232
Oh, Jesus.
317
00:17:34,315 --> 00:17:36,109
I think we need a plan B.
318
00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:37,528
Are you pussying out on me right now?
319
00:17:37,611 --> 00:17:42,448
Look, if being a pussy is
not wanting to eat rats in SHU, then...
320
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,200
No one's going to SHU...
321
00:17:44,951 --> 00:17:46,077
Louder.
322
00:17:49,289 --> 00:17:51,875
Remember how I was
in the Puppy Program?
323
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:56,421
Well, see, I may have palmed
a doggie sedative,
324
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:57,881
or four,
325
00:17:57,964 --> 00:18:00,884
that I have been keeping
as a treat for myself
326
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:03,094
in case I would like to fake a seizure,
327
00:18:03,178 --> 00:18:07,307
go on a vacation to a hospital
and touch nurses.
328
00:18:08,349 --> 00:18:10,769
Do you see, this is how much
I care about you, Doggett.
329
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:15,315
I am willing to
burn that dream on you.
330
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:19,695
Wait, are you saying that you want
to put the puppy night-night pill,
331
00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:20,779
like, in his coffee?
332
00:18:20,862 --> 00:18:22,948
Yeah,
he won't even see us coming.
333
00:18:23,031 --> 00:18:24,616
Then what?
334
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:28,579
Then he wakes up
with a flashlight shoved up his ass.
335
00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:32,874
Boo, how do you expect to fit
a flashlight up someone's ass
336
00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:34,500
that hasn't had a warm up?
337
00:18:34,585 --> 00:18:37,295
Okay, uh, something slippery?
Bar of soap?
338
00:18:37,378 --> 00:18:39,505
Yeah, but bars of soap?
They're even wider.
339
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,967
- Think about it, they're like...
- Assuming his shit is tight.
340
00:18:42,050 --> 00:18:45,303
I mean, you'd be surprised
what people get up to in their free time.
341
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:47,388
What?
342
00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:51,309
How about...
343
00:18:51,392 --> 00:18:54,187
How about a broom?
A broomstick?
344
00:18:54,270 --> 00:18:56,022
- Great.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
345
00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:00,235
Nope, splinters.
He'll get splinters in his ass.
346
00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:01,612
Doggett...
347
00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:05,574
his comfort is not our fucking concern.
348
00:19:06,575 --> 00:19:08,284
- That's right.
- It's right.
349
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:10,662
- Yeah.
- You got me there.
350
00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:12,956
I'm just a girl
trying to start a business,
351
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:15,584
get a tiny piece of
the American dream for myself.
352
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,043
Why does the universe hate me?
353
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,671
He's not quitting.
354
00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:23,133
He's wised up.
He's playing you like a fiddle.
355
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:28,138
Shit... you're right.
356
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,767
- He said it wasn't worth it.
- Mmm.
357
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,434
He probably wants
more money like everyone else.
358
00:19:33,518 --> 00:19:35,436
But he didn't...
359
00:19:37,272 --> 00:19:39,983
Oh, my God.
360
00:19:41,276 --> 00:19:43,862
- This is about the handjob.
- Oh, you gave him a handjob?
361
00:19:43,945 --> 00:19:46,031
No, I may have promised...
362
00:19:47,073 --> 00:19:50,661
I may have intimated that
there was a slight... possibility.
363
00:19:50,744 --> 00:19:53,914
I mean, if he proved his value
to the organization.
364
00:19:55,081 --> 00:19:56,708
Another mystery solved.
365
00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:57,793
No.
366
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:00,461
If this is what he's angling for,
why didn't he just come out with it?
367
00:20:00,545 --> 00:20:02,047
No pun intended.
368
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,840
He's a kid.
He's barely through puberty.
369
00:20:03,924 --> 00:20:05,508
He's probably never even kissed a girl.
370
00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:08,762
Oh, that is so sweet.
Well, it shouldn't take long.
371
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:11,472
Forty-five seconds and
he'll be sneezing right in your hand.
372
00:20:11,556 --> 00:20:12,557
Oh!
373
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:15,226
What does Vause think of it?
374
00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,854
Vause does not need
to know about this, capisce?
375
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:20,691
Suit yourself.
I don't get involved.
376
00:20:20,774 --> 00:20:21,983
Mmm.
377
00:20:22,984 --> 00:20:24,569
I feel like a molester.
378
00:20:25,403 --> 00:20:27,405
Which is weird...
379
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:30,116
because I am clearly
also being exploited here.
380
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,827
Hmm...
381
00:20:31,910 --> 00:20:34,663
sounds like you've got a dilemma.
382
00:20:55,976 --> 00:20:57,853
Whoo! Man...
383
00:20:57,936 --> 00:21:01,564
this farm-to-table thing is
for real, am I right?
384
00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:05,318
Man, we're gonna be flossin'
for, like, a straight hour after this.
385
00:21:05,401 --> 00:21:08,529
Yo, what happened to your new weave?
You were lookin' fresh.
386
00:21:08,613 --> 00:21:10,198
Nah, I wasn't feelin' it.
387
00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:12,367
Yeah, what she feeling is scared
388
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:14,870
that Sophia gonna
hulk out on her and shit.
389
00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:17,330
Untrue.
390
00:21:17,413 --> 00:21:18,749
Yo, I don't blame you.
391
00:21:18,832 --> 00:21:20,959
Shit's getting ugly
in the RuPaul Drag Race.
392
00:21:21,042 --> 00:21:23,253
Yo, Sophia ain't a drag queen, yo.
393
00:21:23,336 --> 00:21:24,838
She ain't walking around
in a costume.
394
00:21:24,921 --> 00:21:26,798
I feel bad about it.
395
00:21:26,882 --> 00:21:29,760
- This is why I do my own hair.
- Wait, that's hair?
396
00:21:29,843 --> 00:21:32,095
This whole time I thought you was wearin'
Mickey Mouse ears!
397
00:21:32,178 --> 00:21:34,222
You...
398
00:21:40,228 --> 00:21:43,439
Oh, tell me
what's happening here.
399
00:21:43,523 --> 00:21:46,567
Mmm, at the moment,
we enjoying some corn.
400
00:21:46,651 --> 00:21:48,820
- Mmm-hmm.
- Corn that doesn't belong to you.
401
00:21:48,904 --> 00:21:51,782
Uh-huh, 'cause it came from
the garden, you see what I'm sayin',
402
00:21:51,865 --> 00:21:54,492
which is on community prison property
that we all share.
403
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:57,203
So, really, it do belong to us.
404
00:21:57,287 --> 00:21:59,330
You lazy shakhtor thief!
405
00:21:59,414 --> 00:22:01,666
- Shit...
- You did nothing for this.
406
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,502
Other people planted it, watered it,
raked the weeds.
407
00:22:04,585 --> 00:22:06,171
Yeah, well,
guess who else got experience
408
00:22:06,254 --> 00:22:09,257
growin' shit for other people to eat
and gettin' none of it?
409
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:10,926
- I know!
- Watson?
410
00:22:11,009 --> 00:22:12,635
Is it our ancestors?
411
00:22:12,718 --> 00:22:14,846
- Ohhh, correct!
- Whoo-hoo!
412
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:19,350
And now, we takin' back
a little thing called... reparations.
413
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:21,895
You sure you want to
get into the ring with me?
414
00:22:21,978 --> 00:22:23,438
- Oh, okay!
- What if she do?
415
00:22:23,521 --> 00:22:25,565
All right, everybody jump back,
jump back.
416
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:27,192
You think I won't pound
that spiky redhead?
417
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:28,568
Yo, I said, jump back!
418
00:22:28,651 --> 00:22:30,153
What the fuck?
419
00:22:30,236 --> 00:22:32,405
Now, this is not how
you handle your shit with Red.
420
00:22:32,488 --> 00:22:33,907
- Man, fuck her!
- Okay?
421
00:22:33,990 --> 00:22:35,616
And you got to stop using slavery
422
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:37,327
every time you wanna
justify some foolishness!
423
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:40,246
I'm just using it as a placeholder
till I become Jewish
424
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,539
and I can pin it on Hitler.
425
00:22:41,622 --> 00:22:43,083
Crazy, man.
426
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:44,375
Listen up, all right?
427
00:22:44,459 --> 00:22:46,878
We are not getting into it
with the white girls.
428
00:22:46,962 --> 00:22:48,338
We had enough of that with Vee!
429
00:22:53,634 --> 00:22:55,178
I apologize.
430
00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:58,306
You know what I can't do
with an apology, Jefferson?
431
00:22:58,389 --> 00:23:01,517
I can't roast it with
creamer and chili powder
432
00:23:01,601 --> 00:23:04,437
and serve it to the people who are
coming to my dinner tomorrow night.
433
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,813
What else you got?
434
00:23:05,897 --> 00:23:08,441
Parsley...
and I got some onions,
435
00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:11,486
and I got a pantry full of Saltines.
436
00:23:11,569 --> 00:23:13,571
Okay, okay, um...
437
00:23:15,781 --> 00:23:20,578
But nobody will care...
when you introduce your new sommelier.
438
00:23:20,661 --> 00:23:22,038
Ah!
439
00:23:22,122 --> 00:23:24,790
This is ridiculous.
440
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:25,876
Man, it could be classy.
441
00:23:25,959 --> 00:23:27,543
Look, I know a hooch specialist
442
00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:30,588
who's got a little extra
that she needs to unload.
443
00:23:30,671 --> 00:23:33,341
Wait, you clownin' on me, right?
This her fault!
444
00:23:33,424 --> 00:23:36,636
I know, but she has fewer
marketable skills, all right?
445
00:23:37,637 --> 00:23:39,264
I'm so sorry, Red.
446
00:23:39,347 --> 00:23:41,057
We just been eatin' crap for so long
447
00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:44,394
that when we ran into the corn, we just...
448
00:23:44,477 --> 00:23:45,770
lost our minds a little bit.
449
00:23:50,483 --> 00:23:53,945
She can wash dishes for me.
You and Watson, too.
450
00:23:54,029 --> 00:23:56,197
I want the kitchen spotless tonight,
451
00:23:56,281 --> 00:23:58,741
- and I want you to do the clean-up after.
- Fine.
452
00:23:58,824 --> 00:24:00,493
- Aw, man, that's some bullshit...
- Shut up, Cindy.
453
00:24:00,576 --> 00:24:03,454
- And I'll take that hooch.
- Good.
454
00:24:03,538 --> 00:24:05,748
And no one touches my garden again.
455
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,919
Obviously.
456
00:24:12,088 --> 00:24:15,216
Forty-two pairs of
beautiful, sweaty panties,
457
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,593
painstakingly crafted over days at a time,
458
00:24:17,677 --> 00:24:20,263
and they don't even
make a dent in the orders.
459
00:24:21,722 --> 00:24:25,143
I feel like we're standing
in front of a Vegas buffet of money
460
00:24:25,226 --> 00:24:28,271
and we're only allowed to take, like,
a plate of fries at a time.
461
00:24:28,354 --> 00:24:30,731
Maybe we can jack up the prices again?
462
00:24:30,815 --> 00:24:34,402
I mean, this is premium
artisanal shit, right?
463
00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:38,614
The Spanish charge $400 for a ham
and nobody blinks an eye.
464
00:24:38,698 --> 00:24:43,619
Well, that's because they feed those pigs
only acorns or olives or whatever.
465
00:24:43,703 --> 00:24:45,830
Wait, this is genius.
466
00:24:45,913 --> 00:24:48,499
What if the panties were flavored?
467
00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:51,419
Like, this girl only ate strawberries
for a week.
468
00:24:51,502 --> 00:24:55,423
Hmm, I think that might go against
the whole authentic prison vibe.
469
00:24:55,506 --> 00:24:58,259
They're dirty, dirty felons,
not Kobe beef.
470
00:24:58,343 --> 00:24:59,677
I know. Damn it.
471
00:25:00,886 --> 00:25:02,680
Maybe we go the other way.
472
00:25:02,763 --> 00:25:05,683
Like, who makes more money,
Bloomingdales or Walmart?
473
00:25:05,766 --> 00:25:08,519
We crank 'em out fast and cheap,
flood the market.
474
00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:11,314
And where do we get
these cheap and fast girls,
475
00:25:11,397 --> 00:25:14,400
other than every single
friend of yours? No.
476
00:25:14,484 --> 00:25:16,569
We are not getting into bed
with your friends,
477
00:25:16,652 --> 00:25:18,321
because they are horrible people,
478
00:25:18,404 --> 00:25:22,450
and they can't keep their traps shut
for five goddamn minutes at a time.
479
00:25:22,533 --> 00:25:24,910
And they're not in prison...
480
00:25:24,995 --> 00:25:26,162
yet.
481
00:25:26,246 --> 00:25:27,288
- But...
- No.
482
00:25:27,372 --> 00:25:29,749
This is Piper's very illegal business.
483
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:32,460
We can't go bringing
people into it willy-nilly.
484
00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:34,295
Well, what Piper doesn't know
won't hurt her.
485
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,838
Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
486
00:25:35,921 --> 00:25:38,424
Thug life is already making you cold.
487
00:25:48,601 --> 00:25:50,436
That was a rough one.
488
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,815
Hey, you want me to do your hair
or something?
489
00:25:54,899 --> 00:25:57,068
It's just all flat and sweaty.
490
00:25:57,152 --> 00:25:59,737
I'll make you look real pretty
for the baby.
491
00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:01,947
- You're not helping, Ramos!
- Sorry.
492
00:26:02,032 --> 00:26:03,949
Oh, fuck!
493
00:26:06,827 --> 00:26:08,246
How you doing?
494
00:26:10,956 --> 00:26:13,751
- Can I talk at least?
- Fine.
495
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:26,556
I know you feel like I only look out
for myself, and maybe I do.
496
00:26:26,639 --> 00:26:28,349
That's how I know to do life.
497
00:26:29,309 --> 00:26:32,019
But I want you to know,
this baby...
498
00:26:33,146 --> 00:26:34,564
it wasn't about the money.
499
00:26:36,649 --> 00:26:39,360
Okay, it was about the money.
500
00:26:39,444 --> 00:26:41,612
But also, I...
I was trying to help you.
501
00:26:42,447 --> 00:26:44,615
You know what would've helped?
502
00:26:45,866 --> 00:26:48,161
Some fucking support.
503
00:26:48,244 --> 00:26:52,082
Did you ask me how I feel,
what I want, huh?
504
00:26:52,165 --> 00:26:55,126
How you feel is what ruins it.
505
00:26:55,210 --> 00:26:57,503
I loved you.
506
00:26:57,587 --> 00:26:59,172
I wanted you around me.
507
00:26:59,255 --> 00:27:02,883
And now here you are,
doing the same stupid shit I did.
508
00:27:05,178 --> 00:27:06,637
I tried, you know?
509
00:27:07,805 --> 00:27:10,141
But it was for nothing.
510
00:27:10,225 --> 00:27:12,102
You turned out just like me.
511
00:27:13,686 --> 00:27:16,606
I made kids,
and then I fucked them up.
512
00:27:21,361 --> 00:27:22,778
I'm a terrible mother.
513
00:27:25,490 --> 00:27:29,494
And I never want you
to feel how I feel.
514
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:36,751
I don't believe you.
515
00:27:37,752 --> 00:27:41,881
This kid was never...
was never nothing but a paycheck to you.
516
00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:47,970
I swallowed your bullshit
for the last fucking time.
517
00:27:48,053 --> 00:27:50,390
My hips are coming apart.
518
00:27:54,185 --> 00:27:57,938
Think about floating in the ocean.
519
00:27:58,022 --> 00:27:59,274
Fuck off, Maritza!
520
00:27:59,357 --> 00:28:00,650
Fuck!
521
00:28:00,733 --> 00:28:02,193
What?
522
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:06,947
What? Is this normal?
523
00:28:07,031 --> 00:28:08,158
That does not seem normal.
524
00:28:09,159 --> 00:28:10,660
Somebody help!
She's bleeding!
525
00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:17,792
Fuck.
Call an ambulance!
526
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:20,253
- Okay, come on, mija.
- Thank you, Gloria.
527
00:28:22,255 --> 00:28:23,673
Gloria's coming with me, right?
528
00:28:38,563 --> 00:28:41,357
Dayanara, Mommy's here.
529
00:28:42,358 --> 00:28:43,401
Just a minute!
530
00:28:43,484 --> 00:28:46,196
I said, Mommy's here.
Ain't you glad to see me?
531
00:28:48,489 --> 00:28:51,284
- Bye.
- Bye.
532
00:28:56,956 --> 00:28:58,624
Come on,
let's go get your stuff.
533
00:28:58,708 --> 00:28:59,709
Who did your hair?
534
00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:01,836
Stacy. She did it just like hers!
535
00:29:01,919 --> 00:29:03,087
Oh.
536
00:29:04,422 --> 00:29:05,548
Did you have a good time?
537
00:29:05,631 --> 00:29:07,132
It's so fun!
538
00:29:07,217 --> 00:29:09,802
I made three best friends
and six regular friends,
539
00:29:09,885 --> 00:29:11,721
and I learned how to swim like a frog!
540
00:29:11,804 --> 00:29:13,138
That's great, baby.
541
00:29:13,223 --> 00:29:17,810
And Jordache says that I can sleep over
at her house whenever I want!
542
00:29:17,893 --> 00:29:21,105
Jordache? Someone named
their kid after pants?
543
00:29:21,189 --> 00:29:23,399
Come on, I have to show you
arts and crafts.
544
00:29:23,483 --> 00:29:25,235
Okay, okay.
545
00:29:25,318 --> 00:29:27,237
Stacy, my mom came!
546
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,072
- Hey, Mrs. Diaz!
- It's "Ms."
547
00:29:30,155 --> 00:29:31,949
Oh, sure.
548
00:29:32,032 --> 00:29:35,160
Well, I have to tell you,
Daya's had an amazing month.
549
00:29:35,245 --> 00:29:39,081
At first, she was pretty shy,
but then she just blossomed.
550
00:29:39,164 --> 00:29:42,210
- Can I come back next year?
- We can talk about it.
551
00:29:42,293 --> 00:29:45,713
Oh, and check out some of her artwork.
552
00:29:45,796 --> 00:29:47,382
Tell your mom what
you're thinking about
553
00:29:47,465 --> 00:29:50,676
for your career goal
for when you're a grown-up?
554
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,928
Mommy, I wanna be an artist.
555
00:29:53,012 --> 00:29:56,307
That and a token
will get you on the subway.
556
00:29:58,726 --> 00:30:01,145
That's really great, baby.
Really great.
557
00:30:01,229 --> 00:30:02,563
We gotta go now.
558
00:30:02,647 --> 00:30:03,689
Jazmina needs her car back
559
00:30:03,773 --> 00:30:05,400
so she could sell the radios
out of the trunk.
560
00:30:06,526 --> 00:30:09,069
- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you, too.
561
00:31:10,381 --> 00:31:11,466
You're not supposed
to be in here.
562
00:31:11,549 --> 00:31:14,719
We're not supposed to do
a lot of things, but...
563
00:31:14,802 --> 00:31:16,846
business is business, right?
564
00:31:16,929 --> 00:31:19,098
Is this about earlier?
565
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:22,477
Look, this may be weird for you.
566
00:31:24,019 --> 00:31:25,730
I get it.
567
00:31:25,813 --> 00:31:29,024
But when I make a vaguely-worded,
insinuated promise...
568
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,528
I do my best to keep it.
569
00:31:32,612 --> 00:31:36,156
Especially if I...
basically have no other choice.
570
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,784
No, no, no, no, no.
I... I don't want anything from you.
571
00:31:38,868 --> 00:31:40,828
The whole thing has just been
stressing me out, okay?
572
00:31:40,911 --> 00:31:42,997
I don't like breaking the rules.
I get sweaty all the time.
573
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,041
I had to take a beta blocker.
It's not worth it for me.
574
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,878
- Oh...
- Chapman, don't.
575
00:31:49,795 --> 00:31:51,589
No way this kid gets a handjob off you.
576
00:31:51,672 --> 00:31:53,007
Right, well,
actually it turns out...
577
00:31:53,090 --> 00:31:56,051
Listen, you quivering,
Michael Cera-looking sack of squid bits.
578
00:31:56,135 --> 00:31:58,721
You think an opportunity like this
comes along every day?
579
00:31:58,804 --> 00:32:00,556
What? No, no.
I don't care about the money.
580
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,642
Fuck no,
you don't care about the money.
581
00:32:02,725 --> 00:32:04,685
What you care about is that
you're illegally smuggling
582
00:32:04,769 --> 00:32:06,771
women's panties out of a women's prison.
583
00:32:06,854 --> 00:32:11,150
A story that is gonna get you
free beer at any bar you choose
584
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:14,654
for the rest of your pathetic
anti-climax of a life.
585
00:32:14,737 --> 00:32:18,949
This caper is the most interesting
goddamn thing that's ever happened to you.
586
00:32:22,787 --> 00:32:23,871
Okay.
587
00:32:23,954 --> 00:32:25,665
Okay, good.
588
00:32:27,332 --> 00:32:29,043
- Come on.
- Hey, wait...
589
00:32:29,126 --> 00:32:31,211
I was gonna get a handjob out of this?
590
00:32:50,815 --> 00:32:53,609
Think you can slide in
a few good words for me?
591
00:32:53,693 --> 00:32:55,986
In between the widows
and orphans or whatever.
592
00:32:56,070 --> 00:33:00,115
Nothing like dark days to bring a person
running back to the church.
593
00:33:00,199 --> 00:33:04,286
I was never in the church.
594
00:33:04,369 --> 00:33:07,832
Well, you sure were interested when you
were having problems, then...
595
00:33:07,915 --> 00:33:11,711
things got better and... poof.
596
00:33:11,794 --> 00:33:16,841
No offense...
but I was jumped in my salon yesterday.
597
00:33:16,924 --> 00:33:19,635
I don't have a lot left over
for your hurt feelings.
598
00:33:19,719 --> 00:33:21,554
I was minding my own business.
599
00:33:21,637 --> 00:33:25,265
I'm here...
600
00:33:25,349 --> 00:33:28,686
because I realized
you might be my only friend.
601
00:33:30,771 --> 00:33:35,025
I'm sorry, Sophia.
602
00:33:35,610 --> 00:33:38,529
Everybody acts cool
most of the time, you know?
603
00:33:39,655 --> 00:33:42,575
"Oh, Sophia, hit me with the gossip."
604
00:33:42,658 --> 00:33:44,326
"What do you think about bangs, Sophia?"
605
00:33:44,409 --> 00:33:47,997
You start to feel like one of the girls.
606
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:53,210
But then something turns...
and you realize...
607
00:33:53,293 --> 00:33:57,590
you're still a freak
and you'll never be one of them.
608
00:33:57,673 --> 00:34:01,511
Jesus said, "But I say to you,
love your enemies and...
609
00:34:03,095 --> 00:34:05,389
Pray for those who persecute you."
610
00:34:05,473 --> 00:34:09,309
Nothin' about disemboweling your enemies
with a hot curling iron?
611
00:34:09,393 --> 00:34:11,604
You'd think, right?
612
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:16,734
Especially since he had it
pretty rough there at the end.
613
00:34:16,817 --> 00:34:18,318
But he went quietly.
614
00:34:18,402 --> 00:34:22,657
He should've kicked a few nutsacks
inside out while he had the chance.
615
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:24,700
Oh, I don't know.
616
00:34:28,788 --> 00:34:30,915
Assuming you're beat,
at least for the moment,
617
00:34:30,998 --> 00:34:34,293
I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
of watching you unravel.
618
00:34:35,961 --> 00:34:38,923
Also, as a former protest junkie...
619
00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:43,343
when you go ape-shit,
it gives them a reason to fight you.
620
00:34:43,427 --> 00:34:47,347
I like to get real quiet
and look them in the face, like...
621
00:34:48,683 --> 00:34:50,685
"I'll remember you later."
622
00:34:51,977 --> 00:34:54,564
Freaks them out.
They go bonkers.
623
00:34:55,523 --> 00:34:56,857
That's all you got?
624
00:35:11,706 --> 00:35:15,292
So now she's accusing us of skimping
on training for the new guards,
625
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:18,378
which, let's be honest,
isn't exactly untrue.
626
00:35:18,462 --> 00:35:20,923
You're saying
she's threatening us?
627
00:35:21,006 --> 00:35:22,216
What do you want me to do, Dad?
628
00:35:23,300 --> 00:35:24,927
What we did in Arizona.
629
00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:28,180
Some time alone.
Let her clear her head.
630
00:35:28,848 --> 00:35:30,182
She hasn't done anything wrong.
631
00:35:30,265 --> 00:35:33,894
Well, of course not, but we can't
weed out all the bullies.
632
00:35:35,563 --> 00:35:37,106
It's for her own protection.
633
00:35:39,233 --> 00:35:40,442
What about when she gets out?
634
00:35:40,525 --> 00:35:43,654
I mean, what do you think happens then?
Think about the long term.
635
00:35:43,738 --> 00:35:46,031
Nobody cares about the long term, Danny.
636
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:49,785
Look, a year from now,
637
00:35:49,869 --> 00:35:53,873
Huey Strath will be CEO of CCA
638
00:35:53,956 --> 00:35:57,042
or fucking Best Western
or some other company.
639
00:35:57,126 --> 00:36:01,213
All the top guys get traded around like
baseball cards, you know that.
640
00:36:01,296 --> 00:36:04,967
The important thing is that
we nail this quarter and the next one
641
00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:07,344
and let everyone collect their bonuses.
642
00:36:08,638 --> 00:36:11,515
I'm so grossed out right now.
643
00:36:11,599 --> 00:36:13,142
This isn't who we are.
644
00:36:13,225 --> 00:36:16,561
Spare me the speech, please.
645
00:36:20,565 --> 00:36:24,403
We do what we do or someone else does.
It's not personal.
646
00:36:24,486 --> 00:36:26,113
Is that what Mom would say?
647
00:36:27,322 --> 00:36:29,784
What do you think of this one, Ma?
648
00:36:33,996 --> 00:36:35,039
Shit.
649
00:36:39,293 --> 00:36:41,336
- Fine.
- Really?
650
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,338
Go back to Utica.
651
00:36:45,049 --> 00:36:48,761
We'll meet tomorrow, talk to the board...
go over our options.
652
00:36:48,844 --> 00:36:50,262
Thank you.
653
00:36:50,345 --> 00:36:51,806
Thanks, Dad.
654
00:36:57,853 --> 00:36:59,271
Ha!
655
00:36:59,354 --> 00:37:02,900
Guess the floors are mopping
themselves now, huh?
656
00:37:02,983 --> 00:37:04,735
Red, check this.
657
00:37:06,486 --> 00:37:08,948
You got a fairy godmother
we don't know about?
658
00:37:09,031 --> 00:37:10,574
Abracadabra.
659
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:30,678
I sent the cards
off yesterday, priority.
660
00:37:30,761 --> 00:37:31,762
And once they get them,
661
00:37:31,846 --> 00:37:35,015
they'll send a rep down
and we'll elect our union leaders.
662
00:37:35,099 --> 00:37:36,809
I feel like the leaders
are pretty obvious.
663
00:37:37,727 --> 00:37:39,603
Do you?
664
00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:41,521
Yeah, people who've been there
since the beginning, you know?
665
00:37:41,605 --> 00:37:42,606
People who started the whole thing.
666
00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:46,651
The ones who made the reservation
at the bar for the first meeting.
667
00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:49,571
Red-blooded, hard-working, solid people.
668
00:37:50,530 --> 00:37:53,158
I don't know, O'Neill.
669
00:37:53,242 --> 00:37:55,285
Look, I'm obviously one of the leaders.
670
00:37:55,369 --> 00:37:58,038
It means we got the white guy
demographic covered.
671
00:37:58,122 --> 00:38:00,833
We gotta be sure to include a spectrum.
672
00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:02,918
A spectrum.
So, you're talking about Maxwell?
673
00:38:03,002 --> 00:38:06,088
Sir, she's got the leadership qualities
of a goddamn dish sponge.
674
00:38:06,171 --> 00:38:07,256
Or Ford.
675
00:38:07,339 --> 00:38:09,549
Do not be taken in by the fact
that he's a total hunk, sir.
676
00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:13,262
Ford knits in his spare time,
like a grandma.
677
00:38:13,345 --> 00:38:16,348
That's not relevant.
The relevant thing is that he's black!
678
00:38:17,432 --> 00:38:20,978
Black people get everything.
I gotta piss.
679
00:38:22,772 --> 00:38:24,273
Now?
680
00:38:24,356 --> 00:38:26,776
We just passed the piss rock.
681
00:38:26,859 --> 00:38:29,361
It's where we pee when we gotta pee
when we're walking the perimeter.
682
00:38:29,444 --> 00:38:32,322
It's like... a Pavlovian thing now.
683
00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:35,868
I wouldn't have thought
Ford was your type.
684
00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,119
He's not my type.
685
00:38:37,202 --> 00:38:40,164
He's just a beautiful man.
It's empirical.
686
00:38:41,331 --> 00:38:43,208
Holy...
687
00:38:43,292 --> 00:38:46,461
- O'Neill, get over here.
- I'm indisposed.
688
00:38:46,545 --> 00:38:50,758
There's a fucking...
chicken over here.
689
00:38:50,841 --> 00:38:52,426
The chicken is a myth.
Nice try, sir.
690
00:38:52,509 --> 00:38:54,178
I'm serious.
It's real!
691
00:38:54,261 --> 00:38:55,554
It's got a beak and feathers!
692
00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:57,556
It's pecking,
it's pecking in the grass, it...
693
00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,767
Okay, show me.
694
00:39:04,855 --> 00:39:05,898
Went in the bushes.
695
00:39:05,981 --> 00:39:07,983
We know you've been
under a lot of stress recently,
696
00:39:08,067 --> 00:39:10,277
- but the chicken is not a real thing...
- Shut up, O'Neill.
697
00:39:15,532 --> 00:39:17,534
Look at this.
698
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:27,002
I feel like we're in Narnia.
699
00:39:43,518 --> 00:39:44,686
Hello?
700
00:39:47,647 --> 00:39:49,524
Yes, yes, yes, I accept.
701
00:39:49,608 --> 00:39:53,612
Dayanara? It's funny, I was...
I was just putting diapers away.
702
00:39:53,695 --> 00:39:56,156
- Are you okay?
- It's her mother.
703
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,449
Oh.
704
00:39:57,532 --> 00:40:00,077
Mrs. Diaz, how's she doing?
705
00:40:01,078 --> 00:40:02,621
Not so good.
706
00:40:03,788 --> 00:40:05,665
The baby came this morning.
707
00:40:05,749 --> 00:40:09,003
He had the cord wrapped around his neck.
708
00:40:11,505 --> 00:40:13,507
So, so, it's a boy?
709
00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:15,134
Yeah.
710
00:40:19,429 --> 00:40:20,680
He died.
711
00:40:22,682 --> 00:40:23,976
Oh, my God.
712
00:40:25,769 --> 00:40:29,148
I wanted to tell you,
one grandma to another.
713
00:40:33,903 --> 00:40:36,071
Who was her doctor?
714
00:40:36,155 --> 00:40:40,325
I don't know anything about...
prison medical standards, but...
715
00:40:40,409 --> 00:40:42,411
It wasn't anyone's fault.
716
00:40:42,494 --> 00:40:44,454
It was just one of those things,
you know?
717
00:40:44,538 --> 00:40:47,249
Can I see her?
718
00:40:47,332 --> 00:40:48,458
Sure, sure.
719
00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:53,422
But not right away.
It's gonna take her a while.
720
00:40:53,505 --> 00:40:55,674
Sure, I understand.
721
00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:59,678
I'll write to her.
722
00:41:01,096 --> 00:41:02,431
Christ.
723
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:06,393
I'm so sorry.
724
00:41:07,644 --> 00:41:10,480
I'm...
I'm so sorry, too.
725
00:41:27,372 --> 00:41:28,748
It smells funny in here.
726
00:41:28,832 --> 00:41:30,459
Put your suitcase away.
727
00:41:52,772 --> 00:41:54,149
That's my art.
728
00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:56,151
There's a lot.
729
00:41:56,235 --> 00:41:58,195
We have enough clutter around here.
730
00:41:58,278 --> 00:41:59,613
But I made it.
731
00:41:59,696 --> 00:42:01,823
Only 'cause they told you to.
732
00:42:01,906 --> 00:42:04,659
But now you can make new stuff,
your own stuff.
733
00:42:09,789 --> 00:42:12,209
I missed you so much.
734
00:42:13,502 --> 00:42:16,255
- Did you miss me?
- Yes.
735
00:42:16,338 --> 00:42:19,258
Maybe that camp was a mistake, huh?
736
00:42:19,341 --> 00:42:23,303
Maybe it was too hard for you
to be without your mommy for so long.
737
00:42:25,805 --> 00:42:27,807
It was kind of boring anyway.
738
00:42:27,891 --> 00:42:30,144
I knew you'd be bored.
739
00:42:30,227 --> 00:42:32,562
You love your Judge Judy,
don't you?
740
00:42:32,646 --> 00:42:35,524
And we had to sing
those dumb songs before dinner.
741
00:42:37,859 --> 00:42:40,112
You liked Stacy, though.
742
00:42:41,821 --> 00:42:45,700
Whatever, she had this stupid crush
on one of the boy counselors.
743
00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:48,078
It was kind of desperate.
744
00:42:48,162 --> 00:42:51,040
Bitches be like that.
Don't matter where they're from.
745
00:42:51,123 --> 00:42:53,375
Yeah, bitches.
746
00:43:01,591 --> 00:43:04,844
So, you really wanna be an artist?
747
00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:09,016
Nah, I wanna be a mom.
748
00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:14,896
Here you go, there, little pretty girl.
749
00:43:16,106 --> 00:43:18,400
- Do you wanna see her?
- Yeah.
750
00:43:18,483 --> 00:43:21,236
Here you go. Here.
751
00:43:25,282 --> 00:43:28,118
Baby. Hi, little baby.
752
00:43:37,627 --> 00:43:40,255
I love you.
You know that?
753
00:43:40,339 --> 00:43:42,924
I love you.
754
00:43:44,176 --> 00:43:47,637
My job is so weird.
755
00:44:17,501 --> 00:44:21,088
It's like you're Madame Curie, but stupid.
756
00:44:21,171 --> 00:44:23,215
It's a chemical composition.
757
00:44:23,298 --> 00:44:25,259
We crack it,
we can churn out more product.
758
00:44:25,342 --> 00:44:29,179
Without involving anyone else.
We add to Piper's profit margin!
759
00:44:29,263 --> 00:44:30,805
It's not ethical.
760
00:44:30,889 --> 00:44:32,891
We're selling crusty jail panties
to perverts.
761
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,768
Yeah, but we have our integrity.
762
00:44:34,851 --> 00:44:37,312
We gotta get out of Carol's house, dude.
763
00:44:37,396 --> 00:44:38,772
My soul is dying.
764
00:44:38,855 --> 00:44:40,482
Oh, come on, it's not so bad.
765
00:44:40,565 --> 00:44:42,651
Cal, the doilies!
766
00:44:42,734 --> 00:44:44,819
Touché.
767
00:44:44,903 --> 00:44:46,530
Look, this is never gonna work.
768
00:44:46,613 --> 00:44:50,700
The tuna thing is a dead giveaway.
Give me this.
769
00:44:50,784 --> 00:44:52,577
Yeah, it's just all fish.
There's no nuance.
770
00:44:52,661 --> 00:44:54,078
Well, sure.
771
00:44:54,163 --> 00:44:56,581
You should know.
I mean...
772
00:44:56,665 --> 00:45:00,043
you do know what a vagina smells like.
773
00:45:02,254 --> 00:45:04,339
Right, sweetie?
774
00:45:06,633 --> 00:45:09,969
Obviously, I do.
775
00:45:10,053 --> 00:45:11,971
Obviously.
776
00:45:12,055 --> 00:45:14,641
Oh, my God.
777
00:45:14,724 --> 00:45:17,186
Please don't think less of me.
778
00:45:17,269 --> 00:45:20,605
You went to Vassar!
You lived in campus housing!
779
00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:23,525
It was dark times.
Our nation was at war!
780
00:45:23,608 --> 00:45:25,652
Whoa, okay, I never thought
I would say this...
781
00:45:26,861 --> 00:45:28,655
but this is not Dick Cheney's fault.
782
00:45:28,738 --> 00:45:32,617
So, are none of your stories true?
The repressed Pakistani girl?
783
00:45:32,701 --> 00:45:34,661
The three-way with Georgia Pellegrini?
784
00:45:34,744 --> 00:45:36,913
I wanted you to think I was cool.
785
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:47,591
Okay.
786
00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:52,721
First... we gotta get some miso.
787
00:45:54,764 --> 00:46:00,395
To lay down a nice umami base note.
Then we can go from there.
788
00:46:05,317 --> 00:46:07,277
- I'm heartbroken.
- I know. I'm sorry.
789
00:46:07,361 --> 00:46:09,821
I loved that Georgia Pellegrini
three-way story.
790
00:46:09,904 --> 00:46:11,281
I'm sorry.
791
00:46:15,702 --> 00:46:19,414
I hope everyone has enjoyed the soup.
792
00:46:19,498 --> 00:46:21,500
- Bravo!
- Oh, my God, yes.
793
00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:22,917
Thank you.
794
00:46:23,001 --> 00:46:26,421
Now, this, uh, might sound
a little corny, but...
795
00:46:26,505 --> 00:46:27,881
ears to you.
796
00:46:27,964 --> 00:46:29,007
- Aw...
- Huh?
797
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,842
Yeah, bravo!
798
00:46:30,925 --> 00:46:33,136
One more pun,
and it goes away.
799
00:46:33,219 --> 00:46:35,013
It's truly amazing, Red.
800
00:46:35,096 --> 00:46:36,390
Thank you.
801
00:46:36,473 --> 00:46:37,474
Whoo!
802
00:46:38,308 --> 00:46:41,311
I kind of want to take off
all my clothes.
803
00:46:43,355 --> 00:46:44,356
Yippee!
804
00:46:52,531 --> 00:46:55,450
I heard you called it off with Chapman.
805
00:46:55,534 --> 00:46:58,953
Yeah, I don't know what it means.
806
00:46:59,037 --> 00:47:00,955
You ever have a thing with someone that...
807
00:47:01,039 --> 00:47:03,542
never seems to really be over,
even when it is?
808
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:07,504
Rumi says, "Lovers never meet.
809
00:47:07,587 --> 00:47:10,840
They're in each other all along."
810
00:47:12,384 --> 00:47:16,095
Yeah, it's kind of like that,
only with drugs and backstabbing.
811
00:47:18,723 --> 00:47:20,725
Oh, garçon!
812
00:47:22,311 --> 00:47:27,982
Corn and leek quiche
with a fried sage garnish.
813
00:47:29,192 --> 00:47:30,902
I love everybody.
814
00:47:32,571 --> 00:47:33,572
Oh.
815
00:47:36,950 --> 00:47:38,159
Eat up, Chang.
816
00:47:41,371 --> 00:47:43,665
- This is so good!
- Salud!
817
00:47:43,748 --> 00:47:45,291
Mmm!
818
00:48:25,874 --> 00:48:26,958
Keep walking.
819
00:48:30,420 --> 00:48:32,464
You so gangsta.
820
00:48:37,927 --> 00:48:38,970
Man.
821
00:48:39,053 --> 00:48:41,222
What are you gettin'
all blinky about now?
822
00:48:41,305 --> 00:48:44,017
It's Chapter Nine of the Time Hump saga.
823
00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:45,309
I thought you quit that rag.
824
00:48:45,394 --> 00:48:47,353
That's the thing.
I didn't write it.
825
00:48:47,437 --> 00:48:49,648
I found it in the bathroom.
826
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:52,275
They go through a wormhole
and when they come out,
827
00:48:52,358 --> 00:48:55,445
they meet sexy vampires.
828
00:48:55,529 --> 00:48:58,573
Vampires are derivative.
829
00:48:58,657 --> 00:49:01,200
Look, if bitches is copying you,
830
00:49:01,284 --> 00:49:03,244
it's because they like what you did.
831
00:49:03,327 --> 00:49:06,205
They didn't want it to end,
so they made it their own shit.
832
00:49:06,289 --> 00:49:08,082
It's called fan fiction.
833
00:49:08,958 --> 00:49:11,002
Kind of like the New Testament,
am I right?
834
00:49:11,085 --> 00:49:15,173
You don't wanna go be
throwin' shade at other folks' religion.
835
00:49:15,256 --> 00:49:18,009
They get bacon and Christmas,
I think they can handle it.
836
00:49:18,092 --> 00:49:19,678
I'm offended.
837
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:21,680
What is this? 1936?
838
00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:24,558
Don't make me come back there,
Cindy, I swear to God!
839
00:49:24,641 --> 00:49:27,977
- Fan fiction is cheapening my legacy!
- Just breathe.
840
00:49:28,061 --> 00:49:30,689
Yo, Jefferson.
841
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:33,692
This is the third day this week
I caught your girl Watson
842
00:49:33,775 --> 00:49:37,195
washing her sweaty socks
out in the bathroom sink.
843
00:49:37,278 --> 00:49:38,947
It ain't fucking civilized.
844
00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:43,326
Why are you telling me about it?
Work it out with her.
845
00:49:43,409 --> 00:49:45,787
You think I haven't tried?
846
00:49:45,870 --> 00:49:49,749
It's not the being told
to fuck myself I mind so much...
847
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:52,919
it's more the poking.
848
00:49:53,002 --> 00:49:58,424
And I'd like to avoid fighting her,
because I'm not sure I'd win.
849
00:49:59,342 --> 00:50:01,595
But I'm not sure I'd lose, either.
850
00:50:01,678 --> 00:50:04,681
I still don't see how this is my problem.
851
00:50:09,561 --> 00:50:11,062
Hold up...
852
00:50:12,438 --> 00:50:13,940
am I the mom?
853
00:50:15,274 --> 00:50:17,861
Oh, my God.
854
00:50:19,278 --> 00:50:20,739
I'm the mom?
855
00:50:22,491 --> 00:50:25,243
My moms moved to Tucson
with her boyfriend,
856
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:28,955
so I got my cousin Jazmina
to go to the hospital.
857
00:50:29,038 --> 00:50:31,249
She's next of kin.
858
00:50:31,332 --> 00:50:33,960
She can hand the baby over to Cesar.
859
00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:36,170
Dayanara's gonna kill you.
860
00:50:37,506 --> 00:50:39,924
I talked her into the whole thing, right?
861
00:50:40,008 --> 00:50:42,426
At least now I got
nothing on my conscious.
862
00:50:45,471 --> 00:50:47,516
You really think that man can
handle another one?
863
00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:50,268
It's like the Muppet Babies
up in his house.
864
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:54,272
He'll just slide another girl on his dick,
make her help out.
865
00:50:54,355 --> 00:50:57,108
What, like he ain't fuckin' other people?
866
00:50:57,191 --> 00:51:00,028
We all know what happens out there.
He gotta do what he gotta do.
867
00:51:01,112 --> 00:51:05,033
Man, you ever feel like, you know,
maybe one time in my life,
868
00:51:05,116 --> 00:51:08,703
the shit I gotta do could be
the shit that makes me happy?
869
00:51:09,913 --> 00:51:12,957
No, 'cause I ain't a greedy fuck like you.
870
00:51:18,462 --> 00:51:19,923
I'll tell you what, though.
871
00:51:21,007 --> 00:51:22,551
I'm an abuela now.
872
00:51:22,634 --> 00:51:23,927
Mmm.
873
00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:26,470
At least now,
I got a chance to do somethin' right.
874
00:51:27,681 --> 00:51:30,600
Or maybe do it a little less shitty.
875
00:52:03,382 --> 00:52:07,220
Oh, God, he's a heavy fucker.
Easy.
876
00:52:07,303 --> 00:52:08,888
Come on.
877
00:52:35,749 --> 00:52:37,667
Okay, go ahead.
878
00:52:37,751 --> 00:52:39,543
No, no, no, after you.
879
00:52:41,004 --> 00:52:42,714
Please... go.
880
00:52:42,797 --> 00:52:44,007
Get in there.
881
00:52:46,009 --> 00:52:49,053
This was your big Swedish idea.
882
00:52:49,137 --> 00:52:50,972
But you're the victim.
883
00:52:52,348 --> 00:52:55,852
Look, you get the ball rolling, okay?
It's not like I've ever done this before.
884
00:52:55,935 --> 00:52:57,478
And I have?
885
00:52:57,561 --> 00:52:59,605
Well, it definitely seemed like you had.
886
00:52:59,689 --> 00:53:02,692
You know, I've done some
deeply questionable shit in my life,
887
00:53:02,776 --> 00:53:05,945
but the foreign-object-ass-rape
of an unconscious man?
888
00:53:06,029 --> 00:53:07,822
Still not crossed off my list.
889
00:53:07,906 --> 00:53:12,702
Boo, this is fucking creepy,
and you know it, right?
890
00:53:12,786 --> 00:53:14,788
Yeah, of course, but...
891
00:53:16,622 --> 00:53:18,667
Yeah, but I thought you'd wanna do it.
892
00:53:19,793 --> 00:53:21,294
This is my gift to you.
893
00:53:21,377 --> 00:53:24,547
It'll help you to work out
that rage and that anger.
894
00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:26,465
You know, hmm?
895
00:53:29,302 --> 00:53:31,846
I don't have rage.
896
00:53:36,225 --> 00:53:38,061
I'm just sad.
897
00:54:20,311 --> 00:54:23,231
You know...
the thing is...
898
00:54:24,983 --> 00:54:28,527
I don't think I'm very good
at being on my own.
899
00:54:30,905 --> 00:54:32,531
Neither am I.
900
00:54:33,742 --> 00:54:36,452
I really like you.
901
00:54:39,622 --> 00:54:41,875
I was thinking maybe we could be...
902
00:54:43,459 --> 00:54:44,627
partners.
903
00:54:47,130 --> 00:54:51,300
You know, like, in the business.
Like business partners.
904
00:54:55,805 --> 00:54:57,390
Oh, my God, you don't even...
905
00:54:57,473 --> 00:54:59,893
You don't even...
I shouldn't have said anything.
906
00:54:59,976 --> 00:55:02,353
No, it's not that.
907
00:55:02,436 --> 00:55:04,313
I'm getting out, Piper...
908
00:55:05,314 --> 00:55:06,941
on Tuesday.
909
00:55:11,154 --> 00:55:14,157
You're getting...
You're... Oh!
910
00:55:16,993 --> 00:55:17,994
Oh...
911
00:55:29,463 --> 00:55:30,506
Oh.
912
00:56:18,346 --> 00:56:20,139
Oh, shit.
913
00:56:33,319 --> 00:56:36,239
Burset, you're coming with us.
914
00:56:36,322 --> 00:56:38,032
What the hell?
915
00:56:38,116 --> 00:56:39,868
Let's go, honey.
916
00:56:39,951 --> 00:56:42,161
You gotta tell me
what's going on.
917
00:56:44,247 --> 00:56:45,414
You're going to the SHU.
918
00:56:46,457 --> 00:56:47,791
For what?
919
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:51,045
For your own protection.
920
00:56:52,463 --> 00:56:53,631
Caputo got a call.
921
00:56:55,799 --> 00:56:58,427
You must have
pissed off a pretty big dog.
922
00:56:59,845 --> 00:57:02,181
This is bullshit, you both know it.
923
00:57:02,265 --> 00:57:04,392
- Let's just get this over with.
- Don't touch me.
924
00:57:04,475 --> 00:57:05,809
Inmate.
925
00:57:27,373 --> 00:57:28,541
Let's go, then.
926
00:58:28,566 --> 00:58:28,698
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927
00:58:28,699 --> 00:58:28,832
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928
00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:28,965
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929
00:58:28,966 --> 00:58:29,098
:::::[GWC]:::::
930
00:58:29,099 --> 00:58:29,232
:::::[GWC]:::::
931
00:58:29,233 --> 00:58:29,365
:::::[GWC]:::::
932
00:58:29,366 --> 00:58:29,498
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933
00:58:29,499 --> 00:58:29,632
:::::[GWC]:::::
934
00:58:29,633 --> 00:58:29,765
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935
00:58:29,766 --> 00:58:29,898
:::::[GWC]:::::
936
00:58:29,899 --> 00:58:30,032
:::::[GWC]:::::
937
00:58:30,033 --> 00:58:30,165
:::::[GWC]:::::
938
00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:30,298
:::::[GWC]:::::
939
00:58:30,299 --> 00:58:30,432
:::::[GWC]:::::
940
00:58:30,433 --> 00:58:41,366
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