1 00:00:59,931 --> 00:01:01,323 synced and corrected by Caio 2 00:01:01,348 --> 00:01:01,480 :::::[GWC]::::: 3 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:01,614 :::::[GWC]::::: 4 00:01:01,615 --> 00:01:01,747 :::::[GWC]::::: 5 00:01:01,748 --> 00:01:01,880 :::::[GWC]::::: 6 00:01:01,881 --> 00:01:02,014 :::::[GWC]::::: 7 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:02,147 :::::[GWC]::::: 8 00:01:02,148 --> 00:01:02,280 :::::[GWC]::::: 9 00:01:02,281 --> 00:01:02,414 :::::[GWC]::::: 10 00:01:02,415 --> 00:01:02,547 :::::[GWC]::::: 11 00:01:02,548 --> 00:01:02,680 :::::[GWC]::::: 12 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:02,814 :::::[GWC]::::: 13 00:01:02,815 --> 00:01:02,947 :::::[GWC]::::: 14 00:01:02,948 --> 00:01:03,080 :::::[GWC]::::: 15 00:01:03,081 --> 00:01:03,214 :::::[GWC]::::: 16 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:09,648 :::::[GWC]::::: 17 00:01:10,447 --> 00:01:11,698 Ah! 18 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:12,908 Say it. 19 00:01:12,991 --> 00:01:14,284 Say it! 20 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:17,245 You're the man. Oh, you're the man! 21 00:01:19,873 --> 00:01:22,292 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:31,969 --> 00:01:33,761 - Ew. - Gross. 23 00:01:40,936 --> 00:01:43,021 Your place depresses me. 24 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:47,985 The walls are sticky with loneliness. 25 00:01:49,194 --> 00:01:53,281 I'm disgusted with myself... every time. 26 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:56,243 Why am I fucking you? 27 00:01:56,326 --> 00:02:00,205 You fancy yourself a nice guy, Joe... 28 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,207 but you're not. 29 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:05,085 You're a deeply angry and resentful man... 30 00:02:06,419 --> 00:02:10,632 because the world hasn't appreciated you the way you think you deserve. 31 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:14,636 And right now, there's no one you resent more than me. 32 00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:16,429 So in fucking me, 33 00:02:16,513 --> 00:02:20,225 you get a small leak in that overinflated resentment balloon... 34 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:22,477 and it gives you some relief. 35 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,188 I've given this some thought. 36 00:02:28,025 --> 00:02:29,692 Feels good, doesn't it? 37 00:02:31,028 --> 00:02:33,488 See you next Tuesday. 38 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,407 See you next Tuesday. 39 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,702 I see what you did there. 40 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:44,499 The NFFE said they can't help us now that we're private. 41 00:02:44,582 --> 00:02:47,169 And a lot of the big unions won't rep security workers. 42 00:02:47,252 --> 00:02:49,087 So what's our option? 43 00:02:49,171 --> 00:02:50,755 - We form our own. - Just us? 44 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,175 That's the lamest union ever. We'll have no power. 45 00:02:53,258 --> 00:02:54,509 Got no power now. 46 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:55,969 This one time in middle school, 47 00:02:56,053 --> 00:02:58,430 I staged a walkout, all right, to get more pizza days. 48 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:00,640 Got suspended for two days. 49 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:03,393 The squeaky mouse is cat food, all right? 50 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:05,020 Just saying. 51 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,151 What the fuck is going on here? 52 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,403 We're unionizing. 53 00:03:13,486 --> 00:03:15,655 That's the boss, dummy. 54 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,365 It's Caputo. He's one of us. 55 00:03:17,991 --> 00:03:21,411 Our new private overlords nixed our union memberships. 56 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:24,539 Fine print in the startup paperwork. Sneaky bastards. 57 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:28,460 Same size as the rest of the print. Clearly stated. 58 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,544 You knew about this? 59 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:32,214 Yeah... because unlike the rest of you, 60 00:03:32,297 --> 00:03:34,925 I actually read something before I sign it. 61 00:03:35,008 --> 00:03:38,178 How about you count your blessings that you all got rehired? 62 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:41,723 Could be bagging groceries down at the Stop and Shop. 63 00:03:41,806 --> 00:03:44,809 I am bagging groceries at the Stop and Shop. 64 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,519 Every weekend. 65 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,771 Yeah, I work security at Riverside Mall. 66 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:52,275 This troll manager at Best Buy says I'm lacking people skills. 67 00:03:52,359 --> 00:03:54,777 But really, I think he's just threatened by my height. 68 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:55,988 Okay... 69 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:57,948 I get it. 70 00:03:58,031 --> 00:04:00,242 I get that this is a financial strain. 71 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:03,203 Listen, guys, we're six weeks in. 72 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:08,291 You gotta prove that you're valuable before you can start demanding shit. 73 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:09,459 They've turned you. 74 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:12,045 - Corporate wonk. - Pod person. 75 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,173 Okay, Norma Rae, out of my way. 76 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:17,175 I need a goddamn cup of coffee. 77 00:04:19,052 --> 00:04:21,013 These are work hours. 78 00:04:21,096 --> 00:04:24,307 Rabble-rouse on your own time. 79 00:04:24,391 --> 00:04:26,851 Let's go! Come on! 80 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:41,741 And the 175-pound weight class goes to the Richmond Wolverines! 81 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,036 Yeah, Wolverines! 82 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:49,707 A hero is not just a guy who runs into burning buildings. 83 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,459 It's also a person who shows us 84 00:04:51,543 --> 00:04:54,212 what it means to be a decent human being. 85 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:57,007 Now, none of yous agreed to wrestle that kid from Central today. 86 00:04:57,090 --> 00:05:00,843 Kendall, uh... something. I get it. 87 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:03,263 It's embarrassing to grapple with... 88 00:05:04,722 --> 00:05:08,310 The coach tells me his one dream in life is to wrestle. 89 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:09,894 And who stepped up? 90 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,939 Our number-one seed, Joey Caputo. 91 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:16,818 He didn't have to. Joey's got nothing to prove. 92 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:18,611 But he still volunteered. 93 00:05:18,695 --> 00:05:20,738 Now that is a hero. 94 00:05:24,076 --> 00:05:25,785 Look at that kid. 95 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:28,913 Look how happy he is. 96 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,708 Hey, special kids got feelings too, right? 97 00:05:31,791 --> 00:05:34,461 I'm gonna let him feel like he's really doing it. 98 00:05:36,171 --> 00:05:37,505 You're a good man, Joey. 99 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:40,592 And next up, we have an exhibition match 100 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,595 between two very special wrestlers. 101 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:46,889 Joseph Salvatore Caputo and Kendall Barnes. 102 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:48,516 Let's give a big round of applause! 103 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,728 I'm a champion! I'm a champion! 104 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:54,272 Yeah, Joey! 105 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,359 You're amazing. 106 00:05:57,442 --> 00:05:59,194 No, he is. 107 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,035 All right, go easy on me, buddy. 108 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,121 No way. 109 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:15,710 Show 'em what you got, Kendall! 110 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:17,379 Huh? 111 00:06:21,258 --> 00:06:22,634 I'm a champion! I'm a champion! 112 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:25,845 Fuck. There goes States. 113 00:06:29,141 --> 00:06:31,351 Here you go. It's for all of us. 114 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:32,810 Great, thanks. 115 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:56,834 You must stand at count under Code 320. 116 00:06:56,918 --> 00:06:58,628 Hey, Space Admiral. 117 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:04,634 Double shocker. 118 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:07,094 Back in your bunks. 119 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,392 - Rice? - Yeah? 120 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:14,060 Sara Rice? 121 00:07:14,144 --> 00:07:16,646 I got your pack-out clothes and your release paperwork. 122 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,650 What are you waiting for? You want out or not? Get moving. 123 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:25,071 Who do they think you are? 124 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:26,864 Someone with my same last name. 125 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,116 See, it's her name with my ID number. 126 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:31,328 That new guard don't know anybody. She thinks it's me. 127 00:07:31,411 --> 00:07:33,746 Holy shit, this is a miracle! 128 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:35,165 Praise Norma! 129 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:36,708 Is she maxing out? 130 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,085 Yup, Sara Rice is outta here. No strings. 131 00:07:39,169 --> 00:07:40,628 Free Rice. 132 00:07:40,712 --> 00:07:42,422 I'm starting to feel bad. 133 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:43,923 Fuck that bitch. 134 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,176 You really think they'll let me out? 135 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:50,388 There's only one way to know. You gotta try. 136 00:07:52,056 --> 00:07:56,228 If they let me go, then I'm gone. 137 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,074 Hmm. 138 00:08:11,368 --> 00:08:12,952 Oh, Lordy. 139 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:15,288 What's that? 140 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:17,290 Nothing. 141 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,210 You know, I never thought about it, 142 00:08:20,293 --> 00:08:23,380 but you and the Admiral share some definite similarities. 143 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:27,467 What's this whole Admiral thing? Why does everyone keep calling me that? 144 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,760 Give me that. 145 00:08:29,636 --> 00:08:32,639 - Give me that. - Don't lose my place... all right? 146 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,432 This is fucking crazy. 147 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:39,729 Oh, God, not again! 148 00:08:39,812 --> 00:08:41,063 I'm not gonna hurt you. 149 00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:44,150 You just stay right there. 150 00:08:44,234 --> 00:08:47,069 Okay, I'm not moving. Listen... 151 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:51,991 I just... I just wanna say that I'm sorry. 152 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:57,163 Okay? I feel bad. I did not mean to hit you. 153 00:08:57,247 --> 00:08:59,249 Oh, it kind of felt like you did. 154 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,628 Are you gonna dime on me? 155 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:07,340 I mean, I know you don't have a whole lot of reason not to. 156 00:09:07,424 --> 00:09:11,969 But... I was hoping that you could see that my apology is sincere. 157 00:09:12,804 --> 00:09:16,641 Let me make it up to you personally and not end up in Seg or down the hill. 158 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:20,395 Is this some kind of enhanced interrogation technique? 159 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:22,730 Who sent you? 160 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:29,821 Okay. 161 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:38,746 I'm gonna come clean. 162 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:43,209 I'm not NSA. 163 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:44,377 I'm CIA. 164 00:09:44,461 --> 00:09:46,629 Oh, you expect me to believe that? 165 00:09:46,713 --> 00:09:48,506 It's complicated. 166 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,674 May I? 167 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,177 What they don't know is... 168 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,055 And by "they," I mean, you know, "they," 169 00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,224 like, the real "they..." 170 00:09:58,308 --> 00:10:00,310 is that I'm actually a double agent. 171 00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:01,436 And they don't know? 172 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:05,565 That is why I had to beat you up, to throw them off-track. 173 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,443 If they find out we're working together, they'll take me out. 174 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:13,030 Oh, and if they get to you, they can redouble you. 175 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:14,407 Turn you back. 176 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:16,951 - Exactly. - Oh! 177 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:21,205 That is why we can't call attention to our little incident. 178 00:10:22,248 --> 00:10:23,833 There's a lot at stake here. 179 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:27,545 I need your silence so that we can continue the work. 180 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,255 Yeah, man. 181 00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:32,634 And thank you for getting me that Vagisil. 182 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:35,637 'Cause this was just so itchy. 183 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,389 Thank you. 184 00:10:37,472 --> 00:10:38,556 Hey... 185 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,767 now you gotta really get me the Vagisil. 186 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:44,687 You know, like, so we can... You know, just to cover up, 'cause... 187 00:10:44,771 --> 00:10:46,147 On it. 188 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,442 Yo, where are my donuts? 189 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,904 Not today. 190 00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:56,908 Girl, did I not tell you to suck a dick and get me some goodies? 191 00:10:56,991 --> 00:10:58,951 Chop-chop, little lady. 192 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,329 Hey... 193 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,206 what's the matter with you? 194 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,833 Nothing, my stomach just hurts today. 195 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,335 I don't feel like talking about snack foods. 196 00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:12,089 Besides, I'm getting real presents from him now. 197 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,133 Oh... 198 00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,511 Isn't that pretty? 199 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:20,640 You know, like on the commercial where the husband surprises the wife? 200 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,892 "Every kiss begins with Kay"? 201 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:26,563 Yeah, um, no offense, 202 00:11:26,646 --> 00:11:29,356 but that looks like some 99-cent bin shit. 203 00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:32,610 And it's gonna turn your wrist green. Look, it already has, see? 204 00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:36,155 What the fuck? 205 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:44,747 - What happened? - Nothing. 206 00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:46,791 You're just jealous... 207 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,126 'cause it's gold-plated with real gold. 208 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,837 - Did he hurt you? - No! 209 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,214 You know, sometimes when men get around boobies, 210 00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:54,423 they don't know how to act. 211 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,383 Okay? It's called hormones and stuff. 212 00:11:56,468 --> 00:11:59,220 But I don't know if you know about that 'cause you're a muff muncher. 213 00:11:59,303 --> 00:12:00,805 Did he force you? 214 00:12:02,682 --> 00:12:04,976 Well, I'm not gonna lie. 215 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,812 I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. 216 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,648 Doesn't feel really good when you're not ready. 217 00:12:10,732 --> 00:12:13,234 You know there's a word for that, right? 218 00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,401 No. 219 00:12:15,653 --> 00:12:18,615 Nah, it's not his fault. Mmm-mmm. I was the one. 220 00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:21,242 I was flirting too much, I was smiling, 221 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:23,953 and I was really confusing. 222 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,706 Take that shit off your wrist right now. 223 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:32,003 He made a special trip to the mall for me. 224 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:35,006 It's not his fault! 225 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:38,926 Fuck. 226 00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:47,560 I just convinced Lolly that I was a CIA operative 227 00:12:47,644 --> 00:12:51,355 so that she wouldn't rat on me for attempting to choke her to death. 228 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,780 Pipes, I'm losing it. 229 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:01,073 I am totally spinning out. 230 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:02,950 Well... 231 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:05,119 like the Kinks say... 232 00:13:05,202 --> 00:13:07,038 "Paranoia, the destroya." 233 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:09,999 Well, there is a red under my bed... 234 00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,751 and a little yellow man in my head. 235 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,294 Mmm-hmm. 236 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,464 Sounds like it's... it's getting pretty bad. 237 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:22,094 I beat the shit out of a crazy person. 238 00:13:23,555 --> 00:13:26,974 I imagine my death-by-shanking every waking minute and... 239 00:13:28,726 --> 00:13:30,436 I completely convinced myself 240 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,730 that you were hooking up with that Stella chick. 241 00:13:33,815 --> 00:13:35,733 She has a Ninja Turtle tattoo. 242 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:37,694 I know! 243 00:13:37,777 --> 00:13:40,154 And that annoying dingo-fucker accent. 244 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,035 Please tell me I have nothing to worry about. 245 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:52,792 You have nothing to worry about. 246 00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,674 I'm sorry I've been so crazy. 247 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,469 Forgive me? 248 00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:06,598 I forgive you. 249 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:23,615 - What happened to you? - None of your business. 250 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,117 It was that fucking tranny's what happened. 251 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,410 People should know. 252 00:14:28,494 --> 00:14:30,037 You didn't get locked up with a bunch of women 253 00:14:30,121 --> 00:14:32,331 so you could get beat on by a man. 254 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:35,627 I don't know what's going on with that dude, but he's raging out. 255 00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:36,961 Who? Sophia? 256 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,380 Sophia? She don't cause no problems. 257 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,632 Uh-uh. 258 00:14:40,715 --> 00:14:43,467 There's something wrong with that he-she whatever. 259 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,469 Maybe his hormones are off. 260 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:50,016 He attacked Gloria. This is a dangerous fucking situation. 261 00:14:50,099 --> 00:14:52,351 None of us are safe. 262 00:15:01,986 --> 00:15:03,655 Oops. 263 00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:05,531 Better watch where you're going. 264 00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,639 Ladies, I was missing a panty drop in my bunk this morning. 265 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:32,892 Sorry, kiddo. Talk to our rep. 266 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,310 What are you talking about? 267 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,648 We're exercising our collective bargaining rights. 268 00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:41,818 You wanna renegotiate our contract, she's right over there. 269 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:51,493 What's going on? 270 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:56,207 We don't work for ramen no more. 271 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,876 Fair pay for skanky pants. 272 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,296 Yeah, what she said. 273 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:09,095 Come back to me with a better deal, and we'll talk. 274 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:16,102 2-3-7-9. 275 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,772 Okay, you have $40 left in your commissary. 276 00:16:19,856 --> 00:16:23,192 Here's a check for the remainder. Sign the back and we'll give you cash. 277 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,989 There is a voucher for your bus ticket. 278 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:31,993 Fingerprints, please. 279 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,342 Sign here. 280 00:16:55,808 --> 00:16:57,559 Hey, stranger. 281 00:16:57,643 --> 00:16:59,603 Are you avoiding me? 282 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,481 - Yes. - Care to elaborate? 283 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,942 I... 284 00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,361 don't know what to say. I have a, um... 285 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:10,114 - An Alex? - Yes, I have... 286 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,283 an Alex. 287 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:16,954 Right, well, I'm crossing the picket line here, but... 288 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,127 I've outdone myself. Really. 289 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,212 Let me know when you want more. 290 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,597 Uh, I've been waiting in my bunk all morning 291 00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,099 for someone to come get me. 292 00:17:37,183 --> 00:17:39,643 - What time do I get to leave? - What are you talking about? 293 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:43,647 I'm supposed to be released today. I gave away all my shit and everything. 294 00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:47,902 You know anything about the inmates processing out today? 295 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,403 Yeah, they left after count. 296 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,822 What about Sara Rice? 297 00:17:50,905 --> 00:17:52,739 Yup, they took her, too. 298 00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:55,827 Then why is she standing in front of me? 299 00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,621 I don't... 300 00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:01,290 I don't... I don't know. 301 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:03,459 It's a miracle. 302 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,627 She got out? Out the blue? 303 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:06,879 'Cause she believed. 304 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,756 Yo, Norma! You gotta hook a sister up. 305 00:18:09,841 --> 00:18:12,384 She can do it for all of us. 306 00:18:12,468 --> 00:18:14,178 I have faith, don't you? 307 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:17,849 Praise Norma! Praise Norma! 308 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,020 Here, I brought you these. 309 00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:29,401 Um, here's a pencil and a can of mackerel. 310 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,071 Norma? 311 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:35,032 I'm being bullied by your group. I thought you should know that. 312 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:39,829 Oh, look, everyone, it's God's gift to Litchfield. 313 00:18:39,912 --> 00:18:42,664 Shut up, Leanne. I'm talking to Norma. 314 00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,166 Look at her... 315 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,044 with her perfect teeth, and her shiny skin, 316 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:50,214 and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us. 317 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,966 I can't help it if I have Pocahontas hair, 318 00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,051 and it's not my fault you chose meth over teeth! 319 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:55,511 - Get the fuck out of here... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 320 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,596 - You stuck-up bitch! - Oh, my God! 321 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,306 How could you let this happen? 322 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:01,725 I thought you were supposed to be about kindness. 323 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,979 You made me think that you care, but you don't! 324 00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,439 And you let a bunch of crazies speak for you. 325 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,275 Shut the fuck up, Soso! 326 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,610 And you're all just a bunch of chicken-shit followers! 327 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,113 What? Now I can't help you. 328 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,240 Get out of here, seriously. 329 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,700 Nice group you got here. 330 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,077 Congrats on nothing. 331 00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:27,960 Don't worry. I'll handle this. 332 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:44,810 - Which one are you? - I'm Space Admiral Rodcocker. 333 00:19:44,894 --> 00:19:47,897 It was originally Donaldschlong. 334 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:50,607 I think I might've made a mistake by changing it. 335 00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,444 I see why you were disturbed. 336 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,363 Yeah, and I don't know how she knew about my birthmark. 337 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,412 This is some sick stuff, Warren. 338 00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,123 A writer does not search out a muse. 339 00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:08,084 A muse appears. 340 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,794 And when that muse wears uniform pants 341 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,879 that fit in all the right places, 342 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:15,299 - it writes its... - Okay, that's fine! 343 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:18,094 How did you come up with all this pornography stuff anyway? 344 00:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,762 I wrote it for Berdie's class. 345 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:25,017 Counselor Berdie Rogers, she told you to write this? 346 00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:28,645 It was an exercise. She wanted us to use our imaginations. 347 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,233 Oh, this is the kind of stuff you do in drama class? 348 00:20:33,109 --> 00:20:35,861 Well, not really. 349 00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,030 Berdie is more supportive 350 00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:41,450 of the murder stuff than she is the sex stuff. 351 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,244 Oh! 352 00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,288 Jesus... 353 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:51,502 I knew there was something wrong with that woman. 354 00:20:58,175 --> 00:21:00,261 Hey, so you're getting out, huh? 355 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:01,678 Lucky. 356 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:04,140 But I thought you had a butt-load more time. 357 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:05,766 - Nope. - No? 358 00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:08,560 Doggett here don't wanna get out 'cause she'd miss me too much. 359 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:09,770 Ain't that right, Doggett? 360 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:13,940 Hey, can you pull in here? 361 00:21:30,541 --> 00:21:32,209 So just like that? I can go? 362 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:34,253 That's how it works. 363 00:21:35,296 --> 00:21:36,797 Okay, then. 364 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,424 Peace out, Penn. 365 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,636 I'm sorry about all that shit with Leanne. I always liked you anyway. 366 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:43,929 Thanks, Ang. 367 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:48,100 Hey, ain't your name Sara? 368 00:21:48,184 --> 00:21:49,893 Yeah. 369 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:56,233 I call her "Ang" 'cause she reminds me of Angelina Jolie. 370 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:00,904 Don't you think? 371 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,782 - I don't see it. - I do. 372 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,742 Whatever. Bye, Sara. 373 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:08,954 Bye, Penn. Good luck. 374 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,501 Call the van, tell 'em to turn around. 375 00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:18,630 What do you mean they're not answering? 376 00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,382 Who is it? Coates? 377 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:24,845 No, don't call the station. I'll handle that. 378 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,931 Get a message to Pearson, tell him I need to see him immediately. 379 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,433 Thank you. 380 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:34,313 "Sara Rice" has been dropped at the bus. 381 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,900 Fuck! Fuck! 382 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,487 How does this happen? 383 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:44,531 The computer assigned her name to Angie's ID number. 384 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:48,452 This is MCC's fancy new system. We gotta call their IT guy. 385 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,954 - Why didn't anyone catch this? - New COs. 386 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,126 They don't know the inmates, or, apparently, how to check a photo ID. 387 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:56,710 It's a huge fuck-up. 388 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,505 This wouldn't have happened with senior staff. 389 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:03,884 Christ, I can tell you how many times a day Flores takes a dump. 390 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:08,389 I know when Warren is just excited versus having an episode. 391 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,267 These newbies, they don't even bother to learn names. 392 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,188 Should we contact the marshals? 393 00:23:16,272 --> 00:23:17,856 No. 394 00:23:17,939 --> 00:23:19,608 Give me a minute. 395 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,904 Maxwell, not a word of this. 396 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,114 You know everybody here. 397 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,742 - Who's in for organized crime? - Me. 398 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:31,370 Nah, I need to pick the brain of a real criminal. 399 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:33,997 Somebody who's... more hardcore. 400 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,917 "Hardcore"? 401 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,547 I worked with the Russian mafia. We make the Italians look like guppies. 402 00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:45,509 This about your little panty business? 403 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:48,512 - How do you know about that? - You recruited my whole family. 404 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,182 They're all running the track in pink bikinis. 405 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,099 First, you don't ask me to wear them, 406 00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:55,477 and now you undervalue my criminal mastermind. 407 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:58,314 You know what? You really need to go fuck yourself. 408 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:00,816 I need your advice. 409 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:03,652 - I want 10% off the top. - What? 410 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,531 Your girls are rebelling. 411 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:11,868 You're paying them in sodium and MSG, and they want real money. 412 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:13,454 You haven't a clue how to do that. 413 00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:16,957 And as for your one real resource, your partner, 414 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,793 well, you're fucking around on her. 415 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:24,881 So it's only a matter of time before that blows up in your face. 416 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,759 Don't fuck where you eat, or shit where you fuck. 417 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:29,678 It's bad business. 418 00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:34,933 Eight percent. 419 00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,649 You need to get money into their commissaries. 420 00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,026 And pay your girls a fair wage, huh? 421 00:24:45,110 --> 00:24:46,362 Mmm-hmm. 422 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:49,740 You know what Green Dot MoneyPak cards are? 423 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:52,075 - No. - No, of course you don't. 424 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:55,412 They're cash top-up cards. You're gonna need a cell phone. 425 00:24:55,496 --> 00:24:58,499 - Where am I gonna get a cell phone? - Oh, the place is crawling with them. 426 00:24:58,582 --> 00:25:00,208 I found one in the bathroom once. 427 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:01,877 Cell phones are like roaches. 428 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,754 You see one, you'll know there's another 100 429 00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,422 hidden in the walls. 430 00:25:06,298 --> 00:25:07,633 Okay. 431 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:10,969 Five other inmates in there with the wrong numbers. 432 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,847 This is the same operating system we use at all of our prisons. 433 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,849 Yeah, well, you're lucky you caught it now 434 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:19,227 - because, clearly, it blows. - Yeah, this is bad. 435 00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:22,564 This is really bad. I can't protect you on this one, Joe. 436 00:25:24,316 --> 00:25:26,402 - Me? - Yeah. 437 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:30,864 You're in charge of camp. Shows a big lack of oversight. 438 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:35,619 Yeah... it does. 439 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:41,375 'Cause the fish stinks from the head. 440 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:42,876 And I am not the head. 441 00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:47,088 I am actually down by the gills somewhere. 442 00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:52,135 So, once I call the police and the U.S. Marshals, 443 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,180 and the DOC investigators start sniffing around, 444 00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,140 it's going to look a lot worse 445 00:25:57,223 --> 00:26:01,019 for the Director of Human Activity here at Litchfield. 446 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,854 - Whoa, whoa. - Whoo, whoa, whoa. 447 00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,523 - Yeah, whoa. Slow down. - Yeah. 448 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,983 Why do we have to involve all those people in this? 449 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:09,611 We have an escaped convict! 450 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:14,199 - Let's just go get her back. - Who? 451 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,909 You and me. 452 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,995 - Where did they take her? - The bus station in Utica. 453 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:23,291 Let's just get in a car. We'll go get her. Bring her back. 454 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,586 You know, nobody has to know. 455 00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:30,006 So you're saying the two of us should go and apprehend an escaped convict? 456 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:34,386 This is not the fucking Bloodhound Gang, okay? 457 00:26:35,554 --> 00:26:37,389 Well, I don't know what to do. 458 00:26:37,473 --> 00:26:40,058 I honestly don't know what the fuck to do! 459 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,602 Do you know how I got this job? 460 00:26:41,685 --> 00:26:44,813 My dad is one of the SVPs at MCC. 461 00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,484 Yeah. 462 00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:53,364 This is gonna be worse than when I got kicked out of Ohio University. 463 00:26:54,322 --> 00:26:57,158 I have no idea what I'm doing. 464 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,667 Fine! 465 00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:09,671 I'll go. On my own. 466 00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,172 Yeah? 467 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,968 Someone needs to stay here and keep a lid on things. 468 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,302 - Great. - Fuck it. 469 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:19,515 If I can get her back, no one needs to know, all the better. 470 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,184 You're saving my ass, Joe. 471 00:27:24,603 --> 00:27:27,230 Nah... I'm saving my ass. 472 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:38,450 Here's to the new opening act for the East Coast tour of Glass Tiger. 473 00:27:38,534 --> 00:27:40,076 - Hell, yeah! - All right! 474 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,453 Soon to be the headliners! 475 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:43,079 - The Jeff Spurber Band! - Right on. 476 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:45,331 - We need a new name. - I like our name. 477 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:48,126 Of course you like our name, you're Jeff Spurber. 478 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,753 But you're the tambourine player, dude. 479 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,588 I'm the lead singer. 480 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:53,674 If we're gonna be named for someone, it should be me. 481 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,634 - It's my garage. - Hey! 482 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:58,762 If Hank and I can get along after the shit he pulled, 483 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,972 you guys can work it out. 484 00:28:02,307 --> 00:28:05,936 We're looking at ten months on the road. Let's enjoy it. 485 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,188 Come on, this is a huge fucking deal for us. 486 00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:10,649 Come on. Come on. 487 00:28:12,358 --> 00:28:14,445 - Lis. - Hank. 488 00:28:18,114 --> 00:28:20,784 Joey, you got a second? 489 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,203 - Could we talk outside? - Yeah, babe. 490 00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:25,414 Are you sure? 491 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,459 Four months. 492 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:29,668 So it's... 493 00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:33,088 it's a real thing... 494 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:34,673 Floating around in there? 495 00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:37,968 How big is it? 496 00:28:39,135 --> 00:28:40,637 Like an avocado. 497 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,431 Jesus! 498 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:43,599 An avocado? 499 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,690 It's great! It's great. 500 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,484 Lisa, we're gonna have a baby! 501 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:56,194 - Joey, do the math. - What? 502 00:28:56,277 --> 00:28:59,656 Four months ago, we were broken up. I was with Hank. 503 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,700 Four months ago was July. What are you... 504 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,165 What are you sayin'? 505 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:13,128 It's his? 506 00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,672 Yeah. 507 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:16,923 Does he know? 508 00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:20,677 I wanted to tell you first. 509 00:29:20,761 --> 00:29:23,847 I've been so guilty about everything I put you through, and... 510 00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,307 now that we're back together, I... 511 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,144 This is so fucked up. 512 00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:31,980 You have every right to hate me. 513 00:29:32,063 --> 00:29:33,982 I love you. 514 00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:36,985 I just thought you should know because you guys are going on tour and... 515 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,613 I won't go. I'll stay here. 516 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,698 You have to go! This is your big break! 517 00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,074 That's not why I told you. 518 00:29:43,158 --> 00:29:45,451 Fuck it, they can do it without me. Fuck it. 519 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:47,829 Joey, you can't do that. We'll be fine. 520 00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,164 I'm gonna move back in with my parents. 521 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:50,999 I already asked for more shifts at Paddy's. 522 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:52,626 I'm staying here. 523 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:56,713 I'm gonna take care of you and this baby. 524 00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,258 I'll tell them right now. 525 00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:02,468 You stay and Hank goes? 526 00:30:02,553 --> 00:30:05,221 Joey, why would you do that? It makes no sense. 527 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:06,848 I love you. 528 00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:09,851 I wanna marry you. 529 00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:13,772 I wanna have a family with you. 530 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,440 Hey! 531 00:30:15,524 --> 00:30:16,983 Me and you... 532 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:19,319 and Avocado. 533 00:31:36,312 --> 00:31:38,398 Aleida's full of shit sometimes, but I believe her. 534 00:31:38,481 --> 00:31:40,817 I do, too. They said she tried to chop it off herself. 535 00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:42,235 Hmm. 536 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:45,030 Oh, I heard she's off her meds and her penis is growing back. 537 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:47,824 I heard she was an ultimate fighter before she turned into a chick. 538 00:31:47,908 --> 00:31:49,450 Well, you heard wrong. 539 00:31:49,534 --> 00:31:53,997 But I will happily go all UFC on your ass if you keep spreadin' that shit. 540 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,127 Taystee. 541 00:32:00,253 --> 00:32:02,213 Where'd you get that weave, girl? 542 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:04,675 Don't tell me you went to Danita. 543 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:07,844 I thought I'd switch it up. She ain't bad. 544 00:32:07,928 --> 00:32:11,264 Ain't bad? I can see those tracks from down the hallway. 545 00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:14,726 Look, other people gotta make a living, too. 546 00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:16,812 My salon has been empty all day. 547 00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:19,648 You think I don't know those Spanish girls been spreading shit about me? 548 00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:21,191 I don't wanna get involved. 549 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,277 What's wrong with you? 550 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,779 What's wrong with all of you? 551 00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:30,116 Acting like a bunch of stupid, transphobic bitches! 552 00:32:31,492 --> 00:32:34,204 You know what the worst part of becoming a woman is? 553 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:38,166 Having to participate in this catty, backstabby bullshit! 554 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:41,837 You don't wanna get your hair done? You wanna whisper behind my back? 555 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,841 Then fuck you! Fuck all of you! 556 00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:56,017 We're in business. 557 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,937 - No way. Whose? - Mmm-hmm. I've no idea. 558 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:02,232 There's probably 50 of 'em in here. This place is crawling with contraband. 559 00:33:02,315 --> 00:33:04,192 You know, I found a blunt, a lighter, 560 00:33:04,275 --> 00:33:06,737 and a shank made out of Jolly Ranchers. 561 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,654 Why do you need a phone? 562 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,241 To transfer money. 563 00:33:11,324 --> 00:33:15,328 Each girl is gonna get a prepaid card on the outside, 564 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,163 give me a 14-digit code, 565 00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:20,834 and then I can wire money directly into her account 566 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,378 with the touch of a button. 567 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:24,670 It's called MoneyPak. 568 00:33:24,755 --> 00:33:27,548 Yeah, I know what it's called. I'm a drug dealer. 569 00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,219 Pipes, this is what prison gangs do. 570 00:33:31,302 --> 00:33:34,139 - I know! It's brilliant, right? - No. 571 00:33:34,222 --> 00:33:35,681 This was a silly distraction, 572 00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:39,144 so we could have some fun and make a few bucks. 573 00:33:39,227 --> 00:33:43,023 What you're talking about now is a crime network, okay? 574 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,150 This is the kind of shit that landed me in here. 575 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,818 So you'll be extra good at it. 576 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:48,236 Uh-uh. 577 00:33:49,237 --> 00:33:52,698 I'm serious, Pipes. I'm not up for taking this thing next level. 578 00:33:52,783 --> 00:33:56,702 What happened to that scary, professional felon I fell in love with, huh? 579 00:33:56,787 --> 00:33:58,663 She was so hot. 580 00:33:58,747 --> 00:34:00,957 Seriously, grow up. 581 00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:08,965 Put one between your knees and one under your belly. Here. 582 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:14,429 Why you being so nice? 583 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,015 'Cause I know where you're at. 584 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,059 And, listen... 585 00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:20,977 when your real contractions start... 586 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:22,854 - Okay. - You gotta just surrender. 587 00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:26,732 'Cause the more you fight that shit, the worse it gets. 588 00:34:26,817 --> 00:34:29,069 And it also helps if you moan. 589 00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:31,196 Low, low, like a cow, like... 590 00:34:37,077 --> 00:34:39,204 I don't know why, but something about opening your throat 591 00:34:39,287 --> 00:34:41,289 makes everything else open up, too. 592 00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:44,667 And pushing feels like shitting, like you're taking a giant shit. 593 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,796 Ew! That's so gross! 594 00:34:47,879 --> 00:34:49,422 And when they tell you that they can see the head, 595 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,674 - you got to back off... - The head? 596 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,260 And you gotta go slow 597 00:34:54,344 --> 00:34:56,346 so that you don't tear your shit up, you know? 598 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,681 Stop it, stop it. I don't even wanna think about that. 599 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,350 I'm just glad everything's gonna be over soon. 600 00:35:00,433 --> 00:35:01,476 Not really. 601 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:04,896 You're gonna have a baby for the rest of your life. 602 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:10,735 No, I'm giving it away. 603 00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:14,197 What? 604 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:21,287 - To who? - To this lady that's been visiting me. 605 00:35:21,371 --> 00:35:24,415 She's really nice, has a lot of money, and... 606 00:35:24,499 --> 00:35:26,542 my mom thinks I should do it, so... 607 00:35:26,626 --> 00:35:27,710 Aleida? 608 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,381 What are you, fucking crazy? 609 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,300 It ain't right for me to keep a baby if I'm not gonna be around. 610 00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:39,890 So you're saying I did the wrong thing, huh? 611 00:35:41,432 --> 00:35:43,643 You don't even get to see her anymore. 612 00:35:43,726 --> 00:35:47,313 Yeah, but at least I know that she's with her family. 613 00:35:47,397 --> 00:35:50,775 I would give anything to see my baby for five minutes, 614 00:35:50,859 --> 00:35:54,529 and you're gonna give yours away? To a stranger? 615 00:35:55,906 --> 00:35:58,950 You know, I may be a fucked-up mom, 616 00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:02,328 but at least I didn't sell mine to the highest bidder. 617 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,331 Yo, give me my fucking pillow back. 618 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:08,459 I hope she rips you wide open. 619 00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:15,591 What happens if they fire us before we get officially approved as a union? 620 00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:18,469 Or so they don't get sued, they start enforcing weird rules. 621 00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:20,513 You know, pin it on that. These guys are wily. 622 00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:22,723 This is how corporations been intimidating people 623 00:36:22,807 --> 00:36:24,142 since the beginning of time. 624 00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:26,602 You know, people died for the eight-hour work day, man. 625 00:36:26,686 --> 00:36:29,064 "Not being heard is no reason for silence." 626 00:36:30,648 --> 00:36:31,732 That's deep. 627 00:36:32,775 --> 00:36:35,153 It's from Les Mis. We watched it last night. 628 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,654 Poor Russell Crowe. 629 00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:39,699 The guy sings like a dead carp getting a blowjob. 630 00:36:39,782 --> 00:36:41,201 What about a blowjob? 631 00:36:41,284 --> 00:36:42,410 We're having a union meeting. 632 00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:45,121 Oh, that sounds like a lot less fun. 633 00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:47,123 If you knew what was good for you, you'd join us. 634 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,416 Don't see any need to rock the boat. 635 00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:50,668 No, no, come to a meeting, at least. 636 00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,003 No, thanks. 637 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:54,505 It's at Freddy's Bar. 638 00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:57,758 $2 shots if you use the code word "union." 639 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:01,221 Well, in that case... 640 00:37:02,305 --> 00:37:03,974 What do we want? Jäger. 641 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:06,059 When do we want it? Now. 642 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,855 - This is insane. - It's not insane, Joe. 643 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:12,898 It's, uh... it's plucky. 644 00:37:12,983 --> 00:37:15,401 - Right. - And don't worry about camp. 645 00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,653 I'm handling shit over here. 646 00:37:17,737 --> 00:37:20,823 There's a new sheriff in town. I'm cracking heads, taking names. 647 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,243 I thought you were just holding down the fort. 648 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:24,494 Well, yeah. 649 00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:27,956 Apparently, the fort has been corrupted by one Berdie Rogers. 650 00:37:28,039 --> 00:37:29,832 This is surprising to me. 651 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:33,086 Well, the stuff she's encouraging in her class, I mean... 652 00:37:33,169 --> 00:37:35,046 After the sexual-harassment training, 653 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,132 we just can't tolerate this. 654 00:37:37,215 --> 00:37:39,842 Please hold off. We need to review. 655 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,428 Already taken care of, buddy. 656 00:37:42,512 --> 00:37:44,514 You're a good man, Joe Caputo. 657 00:37:45,556 --> 00:37:48,393 Probably, uh... probably too good for the job you're doing. 658 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:53,481 The Olympics have been on here 24/7. 659 00:37:53,564 --> 00:37:55,608 I'm partial to the diving, myself. 660 00:37:55,691 --> 00:37:58,444 You seen that 13-year-old Chinese kid win the high dive? 661 00:37:58,528 --> 00:38:01,489 Fu something? Amazing shit. 662 00:38:01,572 --> 00:38:05,243 Boy, it's the parents that kill me when I watch the coverage. 663 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:08,246 - You got kids? - Uh, I've got one on the way. 664 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,165 - Ah, congratulations. - Yeah, thanks. 665 00:38:10,248 --> 00:38:12,125 That's why I took the job, for the benefits. 666 00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,668 Well, you get decent coverage. 667 00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:17,297 Vision and dental's a little spotty, but it's better than nothing, 668 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:19,632 especially if you got a little one coming. 669 00:38:19,715 --> 00:38:22,718 Sorry about the smell. It's the pipes. 670 00:38:22,802 --> 00:38:25,055 They don't fix shit around here. 671 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,806 Come on, this is the TV room. 672 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,393 There's lots of fighting over the channel, 673 00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,187 so each group gets their time. 674 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,315 Rosa here knows the drill. 675 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,486 The whites got the mornings till 10:00. 676 00:38:40,570 --> 00:38:44,990 Then the blacks and the Spanish take over at lunch. 677 00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:47,493 Keeps rotating like that. 678 00:38:47,577 --> 00:38:49,204 But me? 679 00:38:49,287 --> 00:38:52,707 I watch what I want, when I want to. 680 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:55,668 You like wrestling? 681 00:38:57,462 --> 00:39:00,715 Oh, yeah, uh... I used to compete. 682 00:39:00,798 --> 00:39:04,219 I dislocated my shoulder, and that ended that. 683 00:39:04,302 --> 00:39:06,721 Huh, so that could've been you. 684 00:39:06,804 --> 00:39:09,724 I guess. In a parallel universe. 685 00:39:09,807 --> 00:39:12,810 Ha! "Parallel universe." That's good. 686 00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:15,313 Come on, let me show you the dorm. 687 00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:22,403 All right, ladies, I've heard your complaints, 688 00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:26,699 and I have made arrangements for everybody to get paid, cash money. 689 00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,869 Someone on the outside will pick up a cash card. 690 00:39:29,952 --> 00:39:31,621 Get me the number, 691 00:39:31,704 --> 00:39:34,374 and then we'll start depositing funds into your accounts. 692 00:39:34,457 --> 00:39:38,002 I'm offering you eight bucks a pair, 693 00:39:38,086 --> 00:39:39,629 and I'm holding you all to quality control. 694 00:39:39,712 --> 00:39:41,589 There is no cutting corners. 695 00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:44,008 What about benefits, huh? 696 00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:45,343 - Benefits? - Yeah. 697 00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:47,512 Yeah, what about all the, uh, flavor packets? 698 00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:49,680 - We are full-time employees. - Mmm. 699 00:39:50,598 --> 00:39:53,143 All right, everybody gets one chicken and one beef a week until I'm out. 700 00:39:53,226 --> 00:39:56,104 I don't wanna wear the bikinis anymore. 701 00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:57,938 They ride up my butt. 702 00:39:58,022 --> 00:40:00,608 And Jones will only be wearing boy shorts. 703 00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:01,859 I want a thong. 704 00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,903 Jesus Christ. Anybody else? 705 00:40:05,405 --> 00:40:07,240 Good. Congratulations. 706 00:40:07,323 --> 00:40:09,909 You are all now official employees. 707 00:40:09,992 --> 00:40:11,119 Oh, pussy pennies! 708 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:13,788 We're in the money! Ka-ching! 709 00:40:13,871 --> 00:40:16,291 You can all thank me for that. 710 00:40:16,374 --> 00:40:17,833 Oh, and Flaca... 711 00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,001 you're fired. 712 00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,421 - What? - Oh, shit. 713 00:40:21,504 --> 00:40:22,672 You can't do that. 714 00:40:22,755 --> 00:40:24,924 I can do whatever I want. 715 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:26,176 Get out. 716 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,929 And remember, you will be costing each one of your closest friends 717 00:40:30,012 --> 00:40:33,474 hundreds of dollars a month if you so much as open your mouth. 718 00:40:34,392 --> 00:40:36,894 So I suggest that you leave quietly. 719 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,605 You're fucked up. 720 00:40:45,445 --> 00:40:46,696 Bye-bye. 721 00:40:52,243 --> 00:40:54,036 Heard you got busted. 722 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:57,707 Healy was mad. 723 00:40:57,790 --> 00:40:59,542 He confiscate it? 724 00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:04,380 Yo, fuck him, man. Start over. 725 00:41:04,464 --> 00:41:08,050 Or write a sequel. Make it a three-parter like Hunger Games. 726 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,262 No. I feel lighter. 727 00:41:11,346 --> 00:41:14,182 And all those fans with their ideas... 728 00:41:14,265 --> 00:41:16,058 My head was gonna explode. 729 00:41:16,851 --> 00:41:18,603 So, you quitting? 730 00:41:23,023 --> 00:41:24,275 Whatever then. 731 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:39,374 I don't think the people even like me. They just like my story. 732 00:41:39,457 --> 00:41:40,708 You don't like me. 733 00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:43,294 Yeah, true, but that ain't my fault. 734 00:41:43,378 --> 00:41:47,047 I mean, you beat the shit out of me, cracked one of my ribs. 735 00:41:47,131 --> 00:41:50,760 - I got a right to hold a grudge. - No, I was protecting Vee. 736 00:41:50,843 --> 00:41:52,595 Vee didn't need protection. 737 00:41:52,678 --> 00:41:55,515 Vee was a thug. She preyed on you. 738 00:41:55,598 --> 00:41:58,976 - You think I'm stupid. - I think you're vulnerable. 739 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,020 Yeah, well... 740 00:42:02,021 --> 00:42:04,232 Vee treated me like a person. 741 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,236 Everybody else thinks I'm a joke. 742 00:42:09,612 --> 00:42:11,196 She loved me. 743 00:42:13,491 --> 00:42:15,826 People need love. 744 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,330 I know. 745 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,586 I'm sorry I hurt you. 746 00:42:48,776 --> 00:42:50,611 Heard you're in a bit of hot water. 747 00:42:50,695 --> 00:42:55,450 Temporary leave while MCC does an independent investigation. 748 00:42:55,533 --> 00:42:58,328 I had nothing to do with that erotica. 749 00:42:58,411 --> 00:43:00,580 She wrote it for your class. 750 00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:03,541 No, she thinks she wrote it for my class, 751 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,543 because that's the way children think. 752 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:07,462 I've worked with a lot of kids in the foster system. 753 00:43:07,545 --> 00:43:10,465 She's functioning like a six-year-old. 754 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:14,635 A perverted six-year-old, but a six-year-old. 755 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:19,056 You know, it takes a long time to find the boundaries with these girls. 756 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,643 And it's not for everyone. 757 00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:25,688 This is what you wanted, isn't it? 758 00:43:25,771 --> 00:43:28,232 You've had it in for me since I started here. 759 00:43:28,316 --> 00:43:31,819 I merely passed along information that was brought to me. 760 00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:37,074 What exactly is your real issue? 761 00:43:37,742 --> 00:43:42,955 See... I can't quite pin down whether you're a misogynist, 762 00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,874 or a racist, 763 00:43:44,957 --> 00:43:48,419 or a winning combination of the two. 764 00:43:48,503 --> 00:43:51,296 You foster inappropriate relationships, 765 00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:53,466 you walk around here like you own the place. 766 00:43:53,549 --> 00:43:56,511 You come in here every week with a different hairstyle, 767 00:43:56,594 --> 00:43:59,889 and your class is a festering incubator of deviance! 768 00:44:00,973 --> 00:44:03,809 You're a vengeful little man, aren't you? 769 00:44:05,227 --> 00:44:07,855 But I'll be back. 770 00:44:07,938 --> 00:44:11,651 Because I am good at what I do. 771 00:44:29,168 --> 00:44:30,878 Shit! 772 00:44:31,921 --> 00:44:33,464 Let's go, Rice. 773 00:44:33,548 --> 00:44:35,007 Can I finish my soda? 774 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:39,261 Come on, man. You're about to take me back to prison. 775 00:44:46,101 --> 00:44:48,854 What the fuck are you still doing here? 776 00:44:50,856 --> 00:44:53,275 I didn't know where to go. 777 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:57,321 I only got a voucher to Jersey, and I don't know anyone there. 778 00:44:57,404 --> 00:44:59,824 I guess I should've walked to the Amtrak station, 779 00:44:59,907 --> 00:45:02,367 but I only got 40 bucks. 780 00:45:02,452 --> 00:45:05,204 Did it not occur to you that we'd come after you? 781 00:45:06,038 --> 00:45:07,957 I don't know. 782 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,250 I kept a pet frog in the laundry for eight months, 783 00:45:10,334 --> 00:45:12,377 and no one ever noticed. 784 00:45:12,462 --> 00:45:14,505 Things are always crazy over there. 785 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,551 But freedom feels weird. 786 00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:23,848 I guess I'm not very good at this whole escaping thing. 787 00:45:25,307 --> 00:45:26,934 I can run. 788 00:45:27,017 --> 00:45:30,145 You don't got a gun or nothing. You didn't bring any cops? 789 00:45:30,229 --> 00:45:32,189 Yeah, well... 790 00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:35,275 you can come with me now without an argument 791 00:45:35,359 --> 00:45:37,945 and spend a few nights in Seg... 792 00:45:38,028 --> 00:45:41,741 or I can call the cops and take you back forcibly, 793 00:45:41,824 --> 00:45:45,995 in which case you leave me no choice but to charge you with attempted escape... 794 00:45:46,078 --> 00:45:48,330 and extend your sentence. 795 00:45:48,413 --> 00:45:50,082 I'm doing you a solid here. 796 00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:54,712 - I ain't gonna say thank you. - Well, you should. 797 00:45:55,671 --> 00:45:58,633 So you wanna look like a big shot, huh? 798 00:45:58,716 --> 00:46:00,551 Get all the glory yourself? 799 00:46:06,181 --> 00:46:08,308 Come on. 800 00:46:08,392 --> 00:46:09,894 Let's go. Up and at 'em. 801 00:46:09,977 --> 00:46:12,605 You tell me one person would've turned down the opportunity I got. 802 00:46:12,688 --> 00:46:14,023 One person. 803 00:46:14,982 --> 00:46:16,233 I do see your point. 804 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,277 What if I suck your dick? 805 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:22,072 You're still going back. Come on, let's go. 806 00:46:22,156 --> 00:46:24,992 So, is that a yes or a no? 807 00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:28,704 No, thank you. Let's go. 808 00:46:35,545 --> 00:46:36,671 A frog? 809 00:46:36,754 --> 00:46:40,174 We named him Benny. But then he suffocated and he died. 810 00:46:40,257 --> 00:46:41,592 That's what happens in prison. 811 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:14,709 Oh, my God. 812 00:47:32,101 --> 00:47:35,062 Hey, here's the man of the hour! 813 00:47:35,145 --> 00:47:38,107 Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Meth Addict. 814 00:47:38,190 --> 00:47:41,110 - Sorry. - Yeah, well, she's in the SHU. 815 00:47:42,111 --> 00:47:46,156 Poor kid... you can't blame her. 816 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:49,952 We got lucky this time. It could've been a lot worse. 817 00:47:50,035 --> 00:47:53,163 Uh, I don't know what I can do to thank you. 818 00:47:53,247 --> 00:47:55,540 I want my guys back full time. 819 00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:59,003 I want their old hours back. And they need medical. 820 00:47:59,086 --> 00:48:01,839 I've heard rumblings about union stuff. Are you in on that? 821 00:48:01,922 --> 00:48:04,424 It's not a matter of being in on it or not. 822 00:48:04,508 --> 00:48:07,594 You want employees to show up and do a good job, you... 823 00:48:07,678 --> 00:48:10,973 - you gotta take care of them. - I get it. 824 00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,808 I mean, everybody has a right to organize, 825 00:48:12,892 --> 00:48:15,144 but if MCC has to start covering benefits, 826 00:48:15,227 --> 00:48:17,021 the whole venture's gonna fold. I mean... 827 00:48:17,104 --> 00:48:19,899 it's shortsighted, you know? We're all gonna be out of work. 828 00:48:19,982 --> 00:48:24,361 Are you being straight with me? Or is that just union-busting jargon? 829 00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:27,614 I don't know about you, but I like having a job, Joe. 830 00:48:27,698 --> 00:48:31,118 I respect that you look out for the underdog. 831 00:48:31,201 --> 00:48:34,664 It seems like you're the kind of guy who does that a lot, but... 832 00:48:34,747 --> 00:48:36,456 how's that working out for you? 833 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:39,835 I don't know. 834 00:48:43,172 --> 00:48:45,299 Have you seen my car? 835 00:48:45,382 --> 00:48:47,592 Maybe it's time you stopped worrying about everybody else 836 00:48:47,677 --> 00:48:49,136 and did something for you. 837 00:48:50,387 --> 00:48:52,597 That's what everybody else in America does. 838 00:49:19,083 --> 00:49:23,003 It took me an hour to get her down. She's stubborn as fuck. 839 00:49:24,463 --> 00:49:25,547 What's this? 840 00:49:26,799 --> 00:49:28,342 You going somewhere? 841 00:49:29,551 --> 00:49:32,847 Hank's back in town. They came home to record a new album. 842 00:49:32,930 --> 00:49:35,182 Did you know they sold out their last tour? 843 00:49:35,265 --> 00:49:37,184 Yeah. 844 00:49:37,267 --> 00:49:39,394 They're crushing it. 845 00:49:40,813 --> 00:49:43,398 He came by yesterday. 846 00:49:43,482 --> 00:49:44,649 He wanted to see her. 847 00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:47,987 - Now he wants to see her? - Joey, he's her father. 848 00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:49,989 I'm her father. 849 00:49:50,072 --> 00:49:51,615 I'm the one who stuck around. 850 00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:53,408 He's her real father. 851 00:49:54,409 --> 00:49:57,704 He has a right to have a relationship with her. 852 00:50:05,921 --> 00:50:07,172 You're leaving me for Hank. 853 00:50:07,256 --> 00:50:09,091 He's doing really well for himself. 854 00:50:09,174 --> 00:50:11,802 They made a big chunk of change on that Warner's deal. 855 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,430 - He has ambition. - And I don't? 856 00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:19,601 I love him. 857 00:50:21,603 --> 00:50:23,105 I always have. 858 00:50:23,188 --> 00:50:24,815 You know that. 859 00:50:24,899 --> 00:50:27,442 I wanna see if we could be a family. 860 00:50:28,318 --> 00:50:31,321 You have a family. I'm your family. 861 00:50:31,405 --> 00:50:35,200 Joey, I really appreciate everything you've done for us, 862 00:50:35,284 --> 00:50:37,577 and I couldn't have done it without you. 863 00:50:37,661 --> 00:50:41,123 And I love you, too, but... 864 00:50:41,206 --> 00:50:43,083 it's different. 865 00:50:44,376 --> 00:50:45,669 I started that band. 866 00:50:45,752 --> 00:50:49,673 Those guys wouldn't have even known each other if it wasn't for me. 867 00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:53,635 I gave up everything. 868 00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:59,183 I took a job in a prison, for fuck's sake. 869 00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:01,185 Didn't know you were running a tab. 870 00:51:01,268 --> 00:51:03,437 You know how depressing my life is? 871 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,983 You think I wanna work a security job for 20,000 a year? 872 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,443 I did this for you! 873 00:51:09,526 --> 00:51:11,236 No one asked you to! 874 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,405 - I was clear all along! - I saved you! 875 00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:14,865 I didn't need saving! 876 00:51:14,949 --> 00:51:17,492 You'd still be slutting it up down at Paddy's if it wasn't for me. 877 00:51:19,912 --> 00:51:21,496 That was ugly, Joe. 878 00:51:23,373 --> 00:51:26,710 Take some responsibility for your choices. 879 00:51:27,878 --> 00:51:31,173 Nobody got you here but you. 880 00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:34,051 You can't spend your whole life holding the door open for people 881 00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:37,012 and then being angry when they don't thank you. 882 00:51:38,347 --> 00:51:40,891 Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door! 883 00:51:43,477 --> 00:51:45,896 Great... you woke up the baby. 884 00:51:59,076 --> 00:52:00,119 There you go. 885 00:52:00,202 --> 00:52:02,746 - What's all that for? - Well, I, uh... 886 00:52:03,873 --> 00:52:05,040 I want you to go down on me. 887 00:52:05,124 --> 00:52:06,666 What? 888 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,460 Hell, no. That's disgusting. 889 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:11,881 Yeah, but I'm feeling horny, so I'm buying you. 890 00:52:11,964 --> 00:52:14,216 Look, there's some M&M'S in there. 891 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:16,468 So let's go. Get me off. 892 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,553 - That's not funny. - I'm not joking. 893 00:52:19,346 --> 00:52:22,516 You're for sale, so I'm purchasing your services. 894 00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,310 Just, you know, check out, go to your happy place. 895 00:52:25,394 --> 00:52:26,811 I'll be quick. 896 00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,024 Stop that. 897 00:52:30,107 --> 00:52:31,901 And maybe I'll sodomize you while I'm at it. 898 00:52:31,984 --> 00:52:33,860 You know, stick a hairbrush up your ass. 899 00:52:33,944 --> 00:52:36,363 Hold you down, pull your hair, maybe bite your neck. 900 00:52:36,446 --> 00:52:38,908 Wouldn't that be fun? You might like that. 901 00:52:38,991 --> 00:52:41,035 Why don't you try it, huh? Why don't you try that? 902 00:52:41,118 --> 00:52:43,453 Just let me have my fucking way with you. 903 00:52:43,537 --> 00:52:44,579 Hey, I could tie you up. 904 00:52:44,663 --> 00:52:46,790 We could maybe use your fucking T-shirt as a gag, huh? 905 00:52:46,873 --> 00:52:48,083 Would you stop it? 906 00:52:48,167 --> 00:52:49,668 I'm gonna do whatever I fucking want to you, 907 00:52:49,751 --> 00:52:51,211 and you're gonna lie down and you're gonna take it, 908 00:52:51,295 --> 00:52:53,047 because that's the way this works, isn't it? 909 00:52:53,130 --> 00:52:54,506 Isn't that it? 910 00:52:55,925 --> 00:52:57,592 Stop that. 911 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:02,097 Stop it. 912 00:53:04,766 --> 00:53:07,061 I wanted to stop. 913 00:53:07,144 --> 00:53:11,773 I wanted to stop so bad. I wanted him to stop. 914 00:53:13,108 --> 00:53:16,320 Good. 915 00:53:16,403 --> 00:53:18,488 'Cause we're gonna get that motherfucker. 916 00:53:20,282 --> 00:53:22,909 Come on. It's okay. 917 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,373 You should've seen her face. 918 00:53:28,457 --> 00:53:31,501 I mean, I got them. They were all practically drooling over the money. 919 00:53:31,585 --> 00:53:34,379 And then I turned to her in front of everybody, and I'm all... 920 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:36,673 "Oh... 921 00:53:36,756 --> 00:53:38,008 and, by the way... 922 00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:41,261 Flaca, you're fired." 923 00:53:43,222 --> 00:53:46,475 That'll teach the little bitch not to instigate! 924 00:53:46,558 --> 00:53:48,978 - That's gross. - No, it was badass. 925 00:53:50,854 --> 00:53:54,149 - I'm out. - What? 926 00:53:54,233 --> 00:53:56,068 I don't wanna be involved. 927 00:53:58,653 --> 00:53:59,904 With what, the business? 928 00:53:59,989 --> 00:54:02,407 With any of it. 929 00:54:02,491 --> 00:54:04,701 What you did to Flaca was weird, Piper. 930 00:54:04,784 --> 00:54:08,038 She's poor. A lot of these girls, they're poor. 931 00:54:08,122 --> 00:54:10,540 Of course they were excited about money. 932 00:54:10,624 --> 00:54:12,792 They're excited about a dollar-an-hour job. 933 00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:16,088 - Okay. - I don't like this version of you. 934 00:54:16,171 --> 00:54:18,465 Well, maybe I don't like this version of you. 935 00:54:19,716 --> 00:54:21,510 What version is that? 936 00:54:21,593 --> 00:54:25,305 The paranoid, needy version. The judge-y version. 937 00:54:26,265 --> 00:54:29,226 I mean, fuck, Alex, what is your problem? 938 00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:33,480 You have no idea what you're getting into. 939 00:54:33,563 --> 00:54:36,900 You don't know who these people are, you don't know who they're connected to, 940 00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:39,111 and you're on some weird little power trip. 941 00:54:39,194 --> 00:54:44,449 I am doing exactly what you did, and you cannot handle it 942 00:54:44,533 --> 00:54:47,119 because you're afraid I might be better at it than you are. 943 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:55,169 You probably are better at it now. 944 00:54:56,711 --> 00:54:58,630 You're a natural. 945 00:55:00,549 --> 00:55:02,008 I'm out, Pipes. 946 00:55:03,009 --> 00:55:06,388 I'm out of that and... 947 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,057 I'm out of this. 948 00:55:12,686 --> 00:55:17,607 So, who's gonna rep us? We need to elect a leader. 949 00:55:17,691 --> 00:55:19,651 Well, I'd do it, but somebody needs to explain to me 950 00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:21,820 how the whole thing works. 951 00:55:23,447 --> 00:55:26,450 Holy shit, he's come around. 952 00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:29,119 Dude! Now it's official. 953 00:55:32,789 --> 00:55:34,124 What are you guys doing? 954 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,171 Do you really wanna make an enemy out of MCC? 955 00:55:40,172 --> 00:55:42,757 You guys got yourself all riled up 956 00:55:42,841 --> 00:55:46,178 without really considering what it is you're doing. 957 00:55:46,261 --> 00:55:47,887 We're re-unionizing. 958 00:55:47,971 --> 00:55:49,973 - And it feels so good. - Mmm-hmm. 959 00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,100 Right. 960 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,935 What are your exact grievances? 961 00:55:54,644 --> 00:55:56,271 Hmm? 962 00:55:56,355 --> 00:55:59,899 Have you rallied at least 30% support from the employee base? 963 00:56:02,194 --> 00:56:04,821 Have you gotten them all to sign authorization cards? 964 00:56:05,947 --> 00:56:08,658 How do you guys expect to be taken seriously? 965 00:56:08,742 --> 00:56:12,287 Shit... you do know what you're talking about. 966 00:56:13,122 --> 00:56:14,331 You should lead us. 967 00:56:14,414 --> 00:56:16,583 - That's a conflict of interest. - Uh-uh. 968 00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,918 These corporate types are a different breed. 969 00:56:19,002 --> 00:56:22,422 They're hurting us. They're hurting our families. 970 00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:23,798 We need a leader. 971 00:56:25,217 --> 00:56:26,510 We need you, man. 972 00:56:26,593 --> 00:56:29,304 We do. We need you. 973 00:56:36,603 --> 00:56:39,356 Well, for starters, stop meeting in the break room. 974 00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:42,317 Don't give them a reason to squash you. 975 00:56:42,401 --> 00:56:44,278 These guys are pros. 976 00:56:45,529 --> 00:56:47,156 They will call a meeting. 977 00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,491 It will seem optional, but it won't be. 978 00:56:49,574 --> 00:56:51,576 And once they have you captive, 979 00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:53,703 they are going to feed you a bunch of BS 980 00:56:53,787 --> 00:56:56,039 about it being a friendly workplace. 981 00:56:56,122 --> 00:57:00,043 And then they are going to use scare tactics 982 00:57:00,126 --> 00:57:04,881 to try and convince you that you're all gonna lose your jobs. 983 00:57:05,757 --> 00:57:07,426 Don't fucking listen to 'em. 984 00:57:07,509 --> 00:57:10,094 They need you more than you need them. 985 00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:15,142 So, you in? 986 00:57:22,649 --> 00:57:23,692 I could be your guy. 987 00:57:28,613 --> 00:57:30,157 I don't know about y'all, 988 00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,534 but I feel a "Hip, hip, hooray" coming on right about now. 989 00:57:32,617 --> 00:57:34,286 - Please don't. Please don't. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 990 00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:35,454 - No, it's coming. - Oh, yeah! 991 00:57:35,537 --> 00:57:37,289 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 992 00:57:37,372 --> 00:57:38,998 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 993 00:57:39,082 --> 00:57:41,460 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 994 00:57:42,794 --> 00:57:46,298 ♪ Do you hear the people sing ♪ 995 00:57:46,381 --> 00:57:49,092 ♪ Singing the songs of angry men? ♪ 996 00:57:49,176 --> 00:57:55,474 ♪ It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again ♪ 997 00:57:55,557 --> 00:57:58,810 ♪ When the beating of your heart ♪ 998 00:57:58,893 --> 00:58:01,938 ♪ Echoes the beating of the drums ♪ 999 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:06,401 ♪ There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes ♪ 1000 00:58:06,485 --> 00:58:08,027 Black people don't know this song. 1001 00:58:08,111 --> 00:58:11,072 ♪ Do you hear the people sing ♪ 1002 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:14,158 ♪ Singing the songs of angry men? ♪ 1003 00:58:14,243 --> 00:58:20,290 ♪ It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again ♪ 1004 00:58:20,315 --> 00:58:20,447 :::::[GWC]::::: 1005 00:58:20,448 --> 00:58:20,581 :::::[GWC]::::: 1006 00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:20,714 :::::[GWC]::::: 1007 00:58:20,715 --> 00:58:20,847 :::::[GWC]::::: 1008 00:58:20,848 --> 00:58:20,981 :::::[GWC]::::: 1009 00:58:20,982 --> 00:58:21,114 :::::[GWC]::::: 1010 00:58:21,115 --> 00:58:21,247 :::::[GWC]::::: 1011 00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:21,381 :::::[GWC]::::: 1012 00:58:21,382 --> 00:58:21,514 :::::[GWC]::::: 1013 00:58:21,515 --> 00:58:21,647 :::::[GWC]::::: 1014 00:58:21,648 --> 00:58:21,781 :::::[GWC]::::: 1015 00:58:21,782 --> 00:58:21,914 :::::[GWC]::::: 1016 00:58:21,915 --> 00:58:22,047 :::::[GWC]::::: 1017 00:58:22,048 --> 00:58:22,181 :::::[GWC]::::: 1018 00:58:22,182 --> 00:58:32,215 :::::[GWC]:::::