1 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:04,922 :::::[GWC]::::: 2 00:01:04,923 --> 00:01:05,056 :::::[GWC]::::: 3 00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:05,189 :::::[GWC]::::: 4 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:05,322 :::::[GWC]::::: 5 00:01:05,323 --> 00:01:05,456 :::::[GWC]::::: 6 00:01:05,457 --> 00:01:05,589 :::::[GWC]::::: 7 00:01:05,590 --> 00:01:05,722 :::::[GWC]::::: 8 00:01:05,723 --> 00:01:05,856 :::::[GWC]::::: 9 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:05,989 :::::[GWC]::::: 10 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:06,122 :::::[GWC]::::: 11 00:01:06,123 --> 00:01:06,256 :::::[GWC]::::: 12 00:01:06,257 --> 00:01:06,389 :::::[GWC]::::: 13 00:01:06,390 --> 00:01:06,522 :::::[GWC]::::: 14 00:01:06,523 --> 00:01:06,656 :::::[GWC]::::: 15 00:01:06,657 --> 00:01:16,990 :::::[GWC]::::: 16 00:02:15,291 --> 00:02:16,835 - Morning, Suzanne. - Morning. 17 00:02:16,918 --> 00:02:18,753 Hope you have a good writing day. 18 00:02:18,837 --> 00:02:22,007 Hey, lady, that new chapter, che figata! 19 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:25,093 I really love how Edwina outsmarted the orgasmator. 20 00:02:25,176 --> 00:02:27,803 It's like a shout-out to Barbarella, but still totally new. 21 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:30,515 Yeah... meant to do that. 22 00:02:30,598 --> 00:02:32,976 She has a beautiful mind. 23 00:02:33,059 --> 00:02:35,270 Yeah, sick as fuck, but beautiful. 24 00:02:35,353 --> 00:02:38,231 Is it really possible to live on nothing but cum? 25 00:02:38,314 --> 00:02:40,650 Only if it's Admiral Rodcocker's cum. 26 00:02:40,733 --> 00:02:45,363 Oh, yeah, you know, and that dude has some extra protein. 27 00:02:45,446 --> 00:02:47,073 It's gonna be a long day for you, Rabbi. 28 00:02:47,157 --> 00:02:49,742 Got over 70 inmates keeping kosher now. 29 00:02:49,825 --> 00:02:51,452 Out of? 30 00:02:51,536 --> 00:02:53,704 - Two hundred-something. - Wow. 31 00:02:53,788 --> 00:02:54,789 Oy vey. 32 00:02:55,623 --> 00:02:58,834 You brought in a rent-a-rabbi. 33 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,170 Well... 34 00:03:00,253 --> 00:03:03,131 technically, all rabbis are for rent, if you think about it. 35 00:03:03,214 --> 00:03:05,091 Weddings, bar mitzvahs. 36 00:03:05,175 --> 00:03:07,677 You know, this one just specializes in corporate inquiry. 37 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,139 Corporate inquiry... truly God's work. 38 00:03:11,222 --> 00:03:12,307 Everything's cool, buddy. 39 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:16,144 He's just gonna come in, sit down with the inmates who eat kosher, 40 00:03:16,227 --> 00:03:19,397 have a little convo... get to know them. 41 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,899 Test whether they're Jewish or not. 42 00:03:21,983 --> 00:03:23,193 You're really obsessed with tests. 43 00:03:23,276 --> 00:03:27,948 I'm pretty sure we don't get to second-guess people's religious beliefs. 44 00:03:28,031 --> 00:03:29,991 Something about the Bill of Rights. 45 00:03:30,075 --> 00:03:31,326 Oh, that old thing. 46 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:34,537 Kidding, you know. 47 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,122 But also not, you know. 48 00:03:36,206 --> 00:03:40,919 I mean, there is some legal gray area, and I love me some gray area. 49 00:03:41,002 --> 00:03:44,005 Yeah, you're one giant gray area. 50 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:46,507 Acting all chummy, all big brother, 51 00:03:46,591 --> 00:03:49,302 but actually, you're... 52 00:03:49,385 --> 00:03:50,470 Big Brother. 53 00:03:50,553 --> 00:03:54,474 You are really stuck on this hierarchy stuff, Joe. 54 00:03:54,557 --> 00:03:56,642 Someone must have really done a number on you. 55 00:03:56,726 --> 00:03:58,686 Yeah, she sure did. 56 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:01,606 You're okay now, buddy. You're on the MCC team. 57 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:04,484 I'm gonna be watching out for you. 58 00:04:04,567 --> 00:04:05,901 We'll all be watching. 59 00:04:05,986 --> 00:04:08,321 That's what Big Brother says. 60 00:04:26,756 --> 00:04:29,717 Fuck, Norma. How do you do that? 61 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,594 She always makes me cry, too. 62 00:04:31,677 --> 00:04:33,513 It's a miracle. 63 00:04:38,059 --> 00:04:40,853 Damn, there ain't enough Norma to go around. 64 00:04:40,936 --> 00:04:43,606 Hey, Club Waco, beat it. 65 00:04:43,689 --> 00:04:46,609 Yeah, I'll handle this. Thank you. 66 00:04:46,692 --> 00:04:48,069 The Charismatic Catholics 67 00:04:48,153 --> 00:04:51,072 need an extra half hour this morning to learn a new hymn, 68 00:04:51,156 --> 00:04:52,657 so if you could just move along... 69 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,450 I don't know sign language. 70 00:04:54,534 --> 00:04:57,745 She's saying we signed up. We got a right to be here. 71 00:04:58,829 --> 00:05:02,500 I'm sorry, I'm not clear on what religion you're all practicing. 72 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:06,337 It's a new faith, but we don't have a name yet. 73 00:05:06,421 --> 00:05:07,963 Christians were new once, too. 74 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:10,675 And after hundreds of years of private worship, 75 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:11,967 several great schisms, 76 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:13,886 and thousands of people martyring themselves, 77 00:05:13,969 --> 00:05:17,182 it became a focused belief system... 78 00:05:17,265 --> 00:05:18,433 with a name. 79 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:19,892 Hey! 80 00:05:21,602 --> 00:05:23,646 We got a belief system. 81 00:05:25,565 --> 00:05:27,692 We believe in kindness and acceptance. 82 00:05:29,235 --> 00:05:30,570 And... 83 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:32,447 finding the peace within 84 00:05:32,530 --> 00:05:36,659 that can then radiate out into the world and create change. 85 00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:38,161 And through silent meditation, 86 00:05:38,244 --> 00:05:42,039 we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it. 87 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,627 And through reflection, we can see nothingness... 88 00:05:46,711 --> 00:05:50,673 and in nothingness, we find clarity... we have faith. 89 00:05:54,969 --> 00:05:56,053 In what... 90 00:05:56,554 --> 00:05:58,473 Her? 91 00:05:58,556 --> 00:06:02,643 There's no body of the principles. They're too big to be contained. 92 00:06:02,727 --> 00:06:04,437 So, you're atheists. 93 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,855 I ain't no fucking... 94 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:12,695 I don't think you're ready to understand. 95 00:06:12,778 --> 00:06:15,698 Look, sitting around meditating doesn't make you a religion. 96 00:06:15,781 --> 00:06:17,658 It makes you a meditation club. 97 00:06:17,742 --> 00:06:20,911 Ooh. "Meditation Club." that's not a bad name for us. 98 00:06:20,995 --> 00:06:24,290 Okay, this one needs to be our first martyr. 99 00:06:24,374 --> 00:06:27,210 Look at this fucking thing. It's like a giant mouth. 100 00:06:27,293 --> 00:06:28,794 It's opening, it's closing. 101 00:06:28,878 --> 00:06:32,757 - You're fucked up, Zeke. - Yeah, no shit, Nancy Drew. 102 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,759 I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock." 103 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:39,013 Sherlock shits by the seashore. 104 00:06:39,096 --> 00:06:40,140 The plastic's kinda melty. 105 00:06:40,223 --> 00:06:43,601 Peanut butter cups and meth, it's like Red Vines and Dr. Pepper. 106 00:06:43,684 --> 00:06:46,562 This is the fucking life. 107 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:49,982 I don't know why anyone ever goes back. All those rules. 108 00:06:50,065 --> 00:06:53,361 I feel bad for the ones that don't even know that this is here. 109 00:06:53,444 --> 00:06:57,323 They think that's reality, but this is the real reality. 110 00:06:57,407 --> 00:06:59,409 Real reality. 111 00:06:59,492 --> 00:07:00,785 Real-eality. 112 00:07:00,868 --> 00:07:02,828 Plus, those fucking beards. 113 00:07:02,912 --> 00:07:06,040 - Hey, give me a bag. - 20 bucks. 114 00:07:06,124 --> 00:07:09,210 - I got 15. - That's nice. 115 00:07:09,294 --> 00:07:12,297 Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite. 116 00:07:12,380 --> 00:07:14,465 - I'm a frequent flier. - Fuck off, Sam. 117 00:07:15,966 --> 00:07:18,428 Federline is White Trash Federline, you fucktard! 118 00:07:26,519 --> 00:07:29,147 - It kind of looks like a mouth. - Totally. 119 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:31,399 Like, the flames are the teeth. 120 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:34,277 And the black part there, that's the door. 121 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,904 - A door to where? - Hell, I guess. 122 00:07:36,987 --> 00:07:38,364 Isn't that where we're all going? 123 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:44,662 Hey, everybody! I just put a roofie in my own drink. 124 00:09:18,756 --> 00:09:20,675 Mother, I'm back. 125 00:09:31,727 --> 00:09:33,228 Gloria! 126 00:09:35,064 --> 00:09:36,524 Grab a knife. 127 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:38,943 It's almost time to milk the shit sacks. 128 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:40,945 Terrific. 129 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:45,325 Beautiful card I have for you. A beauty, a doll. 130 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:47,117 You're welcome. 131 00:09:47,743 --> 00:09:49,745 - I don't need it. - I thought you'd need that. 132 00:09:49,829 --> 00:09:50,830 Mmm-mmm. 133 00:09:51,831 --> 00:09:54,249 Gloria. Gloria Mendoza. 134 00:09:54,875 --> 00:09:57,378 I'm sorry, but I'm done for real this time. 135 00:09:57,462 --> 00:09:58,504 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 136 00:09:58,588 --> 00:10:00,506 - I thought you and I were cool. - We are not cool. 137 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:03,843 Michael was arrested. He spent the night in holding. 138 00:10:03,926 --> 00:10:06,011 What? What happened? 139 00:10:06,095 --> 00:10:09,139 He and your son beat the crap out of some kid. 140 00:10:09,223 --> 00:10:10,600 The boy might lose an eye. 141 00:10:10,683 --> 00:10:13,978 - Was Benny arrested, too? - I don't know. 142 00:10:14,061 --> 00:10:15,396 But I raised a sweet little boy, 143 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:18,358 who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny. 144 00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:21,110 And now suddenly, he's a thug. 145 00:10:21,193 --> 00:10:23,112 You saying this is on my boy? 146 00:10:23,195 --> 00:10:26,156 I'm saying he can find his own ride from now on. 147 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,034 I knew I was right. 148 00:10:29,118 --> 00:10:31,996 Hmm, why I always gotta have these conversations 149 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:34,624 with sharp objects in my hand? 150 00:10:34,707 --> 00:10:36,208 You need to get out of here, 151 00:10:36,291 --> 00:10:38,252 before you add another 100 years to my sentence. 152 00:10:38,336 --> 00:10:42,256 So, you gonna cut me, huh? 153 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:43,841 I wonder where Benny gets it. 154 00:10:43,924 --> 00:10:45,134 Oh, man, you know what? 155 00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:48,554 Your son is fucking 15 years old, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. 156 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:51,557 And if you think that my son killed the fake-ass rabbit, 157 00:10:51,641 --> 00:10:53,768 then you're living in a fucking fantasy. 158 00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:55,395 Who needs a knife? 159 00:10:55,478 --> 00:10:58,063 She'll die from eating today's lunch. 160 00:10:59,857 --> 00:11:00,900 Gin. 161 00:11:03,486 --> 00:11:05,530 Looks like a nice one. 162 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:06,947 Huh? 163 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:08,783 The sun's coming out, I mean. 164 00:11:08,866 --> 00:11:12,119 And I got a shitload of red velvets back at the shop about to go stale. 165 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:13,704 Oh, yeah? So what? 166 00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:14,997 I know, I know. 167 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:17,082 A lot of red velvet haters out there all of a sudden. 168 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:19,960 Some serious backlash. 169 00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:23,964 But I know some hungry ducks who might enjoy 'em. 170 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,842 One hungry duck in particular. 171 00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:31,847 - I mean you. - Yeah, I got it. 172 00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,140 I got it. 173 00:11:34,391 --> 00:11:36,393 - What's up your ass? - Nothing. 174 00:11:37,311 --> 00:11:38,896 Nothing whatsoever, Officer Coates. 175 00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:42,900 I'm just standing here, doing my job, being a professional prisoner. 176 00:11:43,526 --> 00:11:47,447 So, I suggest you do your job and guard me professional-like. 177 00:11:54,829 --> 00:11:57,414 - Yo, what'd I miss? - Yo, they're saying Judy's going down. 178 00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:59,083 Yeah, she is. 179 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,044 I've heard that she steals her recipes. 180 00:12:02,127 --> 00:12:04,129 I've heard she has a husband and a lover, 181 00:12:04,213 --> 00:12:06,298 and they all live in the same house. 182 00:12:06,381 --> 00:12:07,758 She cheats on Bill? 183 00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:10,219 Well, is it cheating if they all live together? 184 00:12:10,302 --> 00:12:12,888 Wait, do they all sleep in the same bed? Like, the three of them? 185 00:12:12,972 --> 00:12:14,139 See, I don't believe it. 186 00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:16,726 If that lady were getting it on the regular with two dudes, 187 00:12:16,809 --> 00:12:19,937 she would not be sweating a rosemary garnish. 188 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,313 You never know. 189 00:12:21,396 --> 00:12:23,357 Yo, right on time! 190 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:26,569 Um, actually, I'm here for them. 191 00:12:27,945 --> 00:12:30,615 First, she joins the Church o' Crazy Eyes, now this? 192 00:12:30,698 --> 00:12:32,407 Whatever makes her happy. 193 00:12:32,492 --> 00:12:33,493 - God bless. - Mmm. 194 00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,077 Or Norma bless, I guess. 195 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,204 So, as I was saying... 196 00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:39,206 we need to come up with a list of commandments 197 00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:40,541 so that they know we're for real. 198 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,043 Thou shalt not snort thy neighbor's heroin. 199 00:12:43,127 --> 00:12:45,170 "Covet." It's "covet." 200 00:12:45,254 --> 00:12:47,548 You can do what you want with it. I'm gonna snort it. 201 00:12:47,632 --> 00:12:50,259 I'm serious, you guys. We need to set the rules. 202 00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:52,720 For me, it's less about, like, rules, 203 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:54,889 and more what happens when I look at Norma. 204 00:12:54,972 --> 00:12:56,516 Oh, yeah, what's that about? 205 00:12:56,599 --> 00:12:58,976 I mean, it's, um... it's, like, less than magic, 206 00:12:59,059 --> 00:13:00,435 but more than a hug. 207 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:02,229 The way I see it... 208 00:13:03,022 --> 00:13:05,816 it's the armor you put on every day. 209 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:08,027 The armor that... 210 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:11,405 that it takes to get through every day. 211 00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:17,077 It gets heavier and heavier as you live your life, you know? 212 00:13:17,161 --> 00:13:19,413 Especially in here. 213 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:21,832 But when you look at Norma... 214 00:13:22,958 --> 00:13:25,044 you can take that armor off... 215 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:28,380 because it's safe. 216 00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:31,383 You're safe. 217 00:13:31,466 --> 00:13:34,970 And... you're crying... 218 00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:39,684 because it feels... so good to take that armor off. 219 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:44,313 And you realize how tall you can be without it... 220 00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:47,149 how light. 221 00:13:48,442 --> 00:13:51,195 Yeah... yeah, what she said. 222 00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:55,449 I mean, maybe what's so special about this... whatever... 223 00:13:56,617 --> 00:13:59,912 is that there aren't any rules... 224 00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:00,996 - Yeah. - You know? 225 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,540 I've always had trouble with organized religion, anyway. 226 00:14:03,624 --> 00:14:07,044 And honestly, I think the more this becomes a capital "R" religion, 227 00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:08,963 the less time we seem to get with Norma. 228 00:14:09,046 --> 00:14:11,256 Yeah, and we're all here to be with Norma, right? 229 00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:13,425 That's fine, but we still need to deal with 230 00:14:13,508 --> 00:14:15,553 the rest of the world and how they see us. 231 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:18,222 And when you come in late and you call it a fucking club, 232 00:14:18,305 --> 00:14:20,725 you make us all look like a joke. 233 00:14:20,808 --> 00:14:23,477 We need to know who we are, or they'll think we're a joke. 234 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:26,396 I know who I am. 235 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,440 I'm someone who's sometimes late. 236 00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:32,862 Look, Soso, I know not committing is, like, your thing. 237 00:14:32,945 --> 00:14:36,907 You couldn't commit to saving the world. You couldn't commit to eating pussy. 238 00:14:36,991 --> 00:14:38,993 You couldn't even commit to being 100% Asian. 239 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:42,663 So, why don't you go off and not commit somewhere else? 240 00:14:42,747 --> 00:14:45,040 Nobody wants you here, anyways. 241 00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:52,297 Okay, y'all are illegally congregating here. 242 00:14:52,381 --> 00:14:53,966 This ain't the meeting house. 243 00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:57,302 And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy. 244 00:14:57,386 --> 00:15:00,472 So, either get out, or I'm calling the po-pos. 245 00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:02,474 This is Judy time. 246 00:15:02,557 --> 00:15:04,184 Turn that shit up. 247 00:15:05,185 --> 00:15:07,980 That's right, P. Come to the light. 248 00:15:08,063 --> 00:15:09,732 I deeply regret 249 00:15:09,815 --> 00:15:12,985 some of the financial choices I have made in the recent past. 250 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:16,071 I was not fully aware of the decisions that my advisers were... 251 00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:19,449 - Is it cool if I stay and watch, too? - Get your ass up, now! 252 00:15:19,533 --> 00:15:20,618 I couldn't stand the heat, 253 00:15:20,701 --> 00:15:23,078 but I'm afraid I didn't get out of the kitchen in time 254 00:15:23,162 --> 00:15:27,207 to recognize the misappropriation that was taking place. 255 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,001 I guess I had my head in the oven. 256 00:15:29,084 --> 00:15:32,672 Uh, well, no... Um... Maybe that was a poor choice. 257 00:15:32,755 --> 00:15:34,924 We're getting kicked out of everywhere. We need to get legit. 258 00:15:35,007 --> 00:15:37,551 There was a vein in your neck that was like... 259 00:15:37,635 --> 00:15:39,428 It was rad. 260 00:15:39,511 --> 00:15:41,596 Yeah, but weren't you kind of hard on hippie chick? 261 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,182 Some people aren't cut out for believing. 262 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:47,477 I baptize you, my sister, 263 00:15:47,561 --> 00:15:50,480 Leanne Lemmle Taylor, 264 00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,985 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 265 00:15:55,069 --> 00:15:59,740 You must strengthen the church and not tear it down. 266 00:15:59,824 --> 00:16:03,118 Be strong against the world's ways. 267 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,550 If it's all right, can I say a few quick words? 268 00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:22,972 And I mean quick. 269 00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:25,432 I know today is about way more than me. 270 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:29,269 I only wanted to say I'm glad that, as Amish, 271 00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:31,814 we get to choose our baptism. 272 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:35,109 I didn't know what I wanted until a couple of months ago, 273 00:16:35,192 --> 00:16:39,196 and I wanna thank my parents for having me back with open arms. 274 00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:45,285 I had a good time in the English world, I'm not gonna lie. 275 00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:48,372 I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right? 276 00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:50,708 Wrap it up, Leanne. 277 00:16:50,791 --> 00:16:53,627 Sorry, Dad. Anyway... 278 00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:58,590 it was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like 279 00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:01,176 everyone was covering up the empty feelings. 280 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,931 They talk about us like we're in prison. 281 00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:10,144 But this is where I feel free. 282 00:17:17,692 --> 00:17:21,906 Sorry I have a big mouth. 283 00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:27,494 Don't be sorry. I'd rather have you than a hundred quiet girls. 284 00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:29,663 Leanne Taylor? 285 00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:41,425 Damn, Suzanne. Didn't you get the memo? 286 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:44,094 We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit. 287 00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:45,304 It's chicken fajitas. 288 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:48,766 See, that's how they get you, with the power of suggestion. 289 00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,475 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, now they be calling yogurt 290 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:53,478 "key lime pie" or "chocolate cheesecake." 291 00:17:53,562 --> 00:17:56,065 So, you think, "Hmm, cheesecake," 292 00:17:56,148 --> 00:17:58,818 when it's the same gnarly curds it always was. 293 00:17:58,901 --> 00:17:59,985 Wow. 294 00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:02,863 I want you all to know I had nothing to do with what you're eating. 295 00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:04,782 It came out of a bag. 296 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,659 It is in no way a reflection of what I do. 297 00:18:07,742 --> 00:18:09,453 - Okay. - Okay. 298 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:13,707 See, even she ain't owning it. 299 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:17,044 Hey, Suzanne. How's that new chapter coming? 300 00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:20,505 Here, have my strawberry Jell-O. Fruit is brain food. 301 00:18:20,589 --> 00:18:21,673 Thanks. 302 00:18:21,756 --> 00:18:25,052 - Is, uh, this seat taken? - Yeah, we saving it for Elijah. 303 00:18:25,135 --> 00:18:26,678 Man, you gonna own that rabbi. 304 00:18:26,761 --> 00:18:29,223 Suzanne, tell us about your process. 305 00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,726 I think of shit and write it down. 306 00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:34,812 - Wow. - So pure. 307 00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:37,689 I got a question. 308 00:18:37,772 --> 00:18:41,735 If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end... 309 00:18:42,736 --> 00:18:46,781 why doesn't she get rusty when Lily Sprinkle pees on her? 310 00:18:46,866 --> 00:18:48,993 She's made of pee-proof metal. 311 00:18:49,076 --> 00:18:52,037 Why does Sunflower have to be so mean? 312 00:18:52,121 --> 00:18:54,789 Oh, 'cause she's the one you love to hate. 313 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:57,292 You should have her time hump with Lily Sprinkle. 314 00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:58,961 - Yeah. - Do it for the lesbians. 315 00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:00,795 Sounds like she's done enough for the lesbians. 316 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:03,173 What has she done for not-the-lesbians? 317 00:19:03,257 --> 00:19:05,425 Um, only the best chapter. 318 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:06,510 Which one? 319 00:19:06,593 --> 00:19:09,554 When Admiral Rodcocker gets his clothes vaporized 320 00:19:09,638 --> 00:19:11,932 and you find out he gots two penises. 321 00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:13,100 Oh, yeah. 322 00:19:13,183 --> 00:19:16,270 And he gives her a shocker made of penis instead of fingers. 323 00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:17,521 I mean, who thinks of that? 324 00:19:17,604 --> 00:19:19,398 Damn, I gotta read that shit. 325 00:19:19,481 --> 00:19:20,815 - What? - That's it! 326 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:23,652 This... this book tour is over. 327 00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:25,529 I can do one last question. 328 00:19:26,488 --> 00:19:28,407 Did you have an inspiration for Admiral Rodcocker? 329 00:19:31,994 --> 00:19:34,538 I knew it. 330 00:19:36,415 --> 00:19:39,834 I never thought I'd have a thing for bald dudes, but damn. 331 00:19:41,211 --> 00:19:43,297 The fuck kind of multi-culti shit we got going on here? 332 00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:45,215 Can't a black woman sit with her peoples? 333 00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:50,054 No, see, the universiality of my work unites all the races. 334 00:19:53,682 --> 00:19:57,769 I was hoping for those little stale pieces of bread today. 335 00:19:57,852 --> 00:19:59,688 No such luck. 336 00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:03,108 Hey, Whitehill. 337 00:20:04,526 --> 00:20:07,612 You wanna have lunch with our sad little band of misfits? 338 00:20:08,322 --> 00:20:09,364 Sure. 339 00:20:10,615 --> 00:20:11,658 Sure. 340 00:20:13,493 --> 00:20:14,828 Sure. 341 00:20:15,829 --> 00:20:19,874 Everybody, this is Lolly. Lolly, everybody. 342 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:24,922 - You're new? - Litchfield newbie, prison regular. 343 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:27,507 Don't worry, it's not so bad. 344 00:20:27,591 --> 00:20:30,177 Not so bad? This place is the best! 345 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,929 How is it? 346 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:35,015 Oh, that tastes like brown. 347 00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:39,478 FYI, ladies, I didn't make the food. This is all out of my control. 348 00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:42,397 Yes, thank you, Red. You're making that very clear. 349 00:20:42,481 --> 00:20:45,400 - Good, as long as you understand. - Mmm. 350 00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:51,991 So... what's your deal, Lolly? What are you in for? 351 00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:56,245 - I did something I shouldn't have. - Okay, specific. 352 00:20:56,328 --> 00:20:57,746 Where are you from? 353 00:20:58,247 --> 00:20:59,498 Here and there. 354 00:20:59,581 --> 00:21:01,208 - How much time you got? - Depends. 355 00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:03,168 Depends? 356 00:21:03,252 --> 00:21:05,337 On how well I do here. 357 00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:12,344 Well, try and think of your time here as a mandala. 358 00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:18,558 The Tibetan monks make intricate designs out of dyed sand, 359 00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:22,062 and when they're done... whoosh... 360 00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:23,688 they're cleared away. 361 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,152 I gotta go take a quiz. 362 00:21:28,235 --> 00:21:30,029 A quiz? 363 00:21:31,863 --> 00:21:35,909 - Okay, bye. What the fuck? - What a twat. 364 00:21:35,993 --> 00:21:37,995 She is nutty as a nut bar. 365 00:21:38,078 --> 00:21:40,497 It makes me glad I got both my feet on the ground. 366 00:21:42,249 --> 00:21:44,876 - I mean, I tried, right? - Yeah. 367 00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,545 Tell Piper I play well with others. 368 00:21:46,628 --> 00:21:47,879 Tell Piper what? 369 00:21:47,962 --> 00:21:51,758 Oh, nothing, schnookums. Just facing my fears head-on. 370 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:53,760 Did you just call me "schnookums"? 371 00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:55,512 I did, but it was in between quotes. 372 00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:58,057 I didn't hear any quotes, love muffin. 373 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,267 Now you're just being smutty. 374 00:22:00,350 --> 00:22:03,228 Cal's coming tomorrow to give us the lowdown on our first shipment. 375 00:22:03,312 --> 00:22:05,689 - I'm pretty excited. - That's great. 376 00:22:11,486 --> 00:22:14,281 Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands. 377 00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:18,034 Cal... Panties... Exciting. 378 00:22:20,870 --> 00:22:23,165 My bats mitzvah was sick! 379 00:22:23,248 --> 00:22:25,542 All the black Jews was there. 380 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,377 Lenny Kravitz... 381 00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:41,057 For a long time, "kosher" meant hot dogs to me. 382 00:22:41,141 --> 00:22:42,684 Really, really good hot dogs. 383 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:46,563 But now, it just means so much more. 384 00:22:46,646 --> 00:22:51,025 Now, it means broccoli... green beans. 385 00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:53,195 You know what I hate? 386 00:22:53,278 --> 00:22:55,071 Shrimps. 387 00:22:55,155 --> 00:22:57,073 Damn, dirty shrimps. 388 00:22:57,157 --> 00:22:59,284 Don't even talk to me about shrimps! 389 00:22:59,368 --> 00:23:02,162 I call my mother a lot, like, every day. 390 00:23:02,246 --> 00:23:04,248 And I love a bargain. 391 00:23:04,331 --> 00:23:06,375 "Who hath believed our report... 392 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:09,419 and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?" 393 00:23:09,503 --> 00:23:11,130 Isaiah 53, verse one. 394 00:23:22,641 --> 00:23:25,769 Latinas are halfway Jew already. 395 00:23:25,852 --> 00:23:27,937 I mean, the hora and the conga line? 396 00:23:28,021 --> 00:23:30,023 Basically the same thing. 397 00:23:30,106 --> 00:23:34,903 There was a big book where I wrote down all the people I wish was dead... 398 00:23:34,986 --> 00:23:37,406 who... 399 00:23:37,489 --> 00:23:42,452 You know, so God comes and kills them and not my... me. 400 00:23:42,536 --> 00:23:43,537 And may I say, 401 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:48,708 I think y'all are doing a wonderful job controlling the media. 402 00:23:48,792 --> 00:23:51,628 I mean, we... we are doing a wonderful job. 403 00:23:53,129 --> 00:23:55,965 Now, Miss Hayes, were you raised Jewish? 404 00:23:56,049 --> 00:23:59,261 Mmm-hmm. Born and bred, on my mama's side. 405 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:02,347 And that's the side that make it all legit, see? 406 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:03,807 Jewish smarts. 407 00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:06,017 - And you kept kosher growing up? - Mmm-hmm. 408 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,852 Let me lay it all out for you. 409 00:24:07,936 --> 00:24:08,978 The whole brood of Hayes, 410 00:24:09,062 --> 00:24:11,815 we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right? 411 00:24:11,898 --> 00:24:13,650 Brooklyn in the house. A-yo! 412 00:24:14,318 --> 00:24:16,736 And, uh, oh, I was always a nervous kid growing up, 413 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:20,114 always worrying about the universe expanding, 414 00:24:20,199 --> 00:24:22,451 and... and so, my parents took me to a shrink, 415 00:24:22,534 --> 00:24:26,330 and the shrink was like, "Cindy, quit your worrying. 416 00:24:26,413 --> 00:24:29,082 The universe be chilling for another billion years." 417 00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:31,626 But I couldn't stop worrying and cooking lobsters 418 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:34,213 and hanging with women in suspenders. 419 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:36,256 I see you're familiar with Annie Hall. 420 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:38,758 - Annie who? - I see. 421 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,638 Okay, okay, okay. Anyway... anyway... 422 00:24:43,722 --> 00:24:46,475 So, my father... 423 00:24:46,558 --> 00:24:48,810 my father died pretty young. 424 00:24:48,893 --> 00:24:50,061 It was a sad story. 425 00:24:50,144 --> 00:24:52,689 And after he died, I went to yeshiva school. 426 00:24:52,772 --> 00:24:54,608 Now, I knew I had to dress like a dude and all, 427 00:24:54,691 --> 00:24:58,237 but that didn't matter, 'cause what I really wanted to study was the, um... 428 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,405 What's that word that begin with a "T"? 429 00:25:00,489 --> 00:25:01,615 - The Talmud. - Next. 430 00:25:01,698 --> 00:25:03,325 - The Torah. - Mmm, yeah, that. 431 00:25:03,408 --> 00:25:04,868 And whenever I felt alone, 432 00:25:04,951 --> 00:25:07,120 I would sing up to my papa in heaven, 433 00:25:07,203 --> 00:25:10,874 and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?" 434 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,128 And he would be like, "Cindy, girl... 435 00:25:15,211 --> 00:25:19,841 even though I'm in heaven, I still feel you." 436 00:25:19,924 --> 00:25:23,595 Jews don't have an official conception of the afterlife. 437 00:25:25,054 --> 00:25:26,431 Oh. 438 00:25:26,515 --> 00:25:28,392 I remember that now. 439 00:25:28,475 --> 00:25:31,853 The focus, instead, is to fulfill our duties to God here on Earth. 440 00:25:31,936 --> 00:25:34,814 Right! That's how we do it. 441 00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:37,901 Miss Hayes, while I am heartened 442 00:25:37,984 --> 00:25:41,195 that you appreciate the works of Woody Allen and Barbra Streisand, 443 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:46,200 I think you've confused cultural Judaism with committed Jewish belief. 444 00:25:46,285 --> 00:25:49,454 Also, I hear Mandy Patinkin can be difficult to work with. 445 00:25:50,747 --> 00:25:52,541 So, do I pass? 446 00:25:54,709 --> 00:25:57,253 And I call and I call, and no one answers. 447 00:25:57,337 --> 00:25:58,672 I don't know what's going on. 448 00:25:58,755 --> 00:26:01,425 And now, I can't see him. 449 00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:02,842 Can't somebody else drive him? 450 00:26:02,926 --> 00:26:04,218 I asked this whole goddamn prison. 451 00:26:04,303 --> 00:26:06,930 Ain't nobody else with a car that far up the river. 452 00:26:09,474 --> 00:26:12,727 Who does this tranny bitch think she is, messing with your visitations? 453 00:26:12,811 --> 00:26:15,063 Tranny's got nothing to do with it. 454 00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:17,649 It's just two mothers going at it for their kids. 455 00:26:17,732 --> 00:26:20,402 So, maybe it's better for Benny if I don't win this one. 456 00:26:20,485 --> 00:26:22,236 You're not thinking of apologizing? 457 00:26:22,321 --> 00:26:24,739 Maybe just smooth things out is all. 458 00:26:24,823 --> 00:26:27,200 She fucked with you being able to see your kid, mama. 459 00:26:27,283 --> 00:26:28,785 She should apologize to you. 460 00:26:28,868 --> 00:26:31,746 Benny's a mouthy little fucker. What if he did start this? 461 00:26:32,831 --> 00:26:34,833 Even if Benny was a bad influence, 462 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,669 she thinks that's why her kid's fucked in the head? 463 00:26:37,752 --> 00:26:40,213 He's got two mommies. One of them got a pee-pee. 464 00:26:40,296 --> 00:26:41,840 She don't have a dick, Aleida. 465 00:26:41,923 --> 00:26:44,926 I've seen it, you've seen it. She got a perky little cooch. 466 00:26:45,009 --> 00:26:47,762 Ugh! You're gonna make me throw up. 467 00:26:47,846 --> 00:26:50,181 There it is. There's my puke. 468 00:26:50,264 --> 00:26:51,475 I had nothing to do with it. 469 00:26:51,558 --> 00:26:53,435 We know. 470 00:26:53,518 --> 00:26:56,270 As I was saying, we gotta think of this as the first test, 471 00:26:56,355 --> 00:26:58,231 like the Jews wandering the desert, 472 00:26:58,314 --> 00:26:59,983 or the early Christians, wherever they wandered. 473 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:01,275 The desert, I think. 474 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,737 Everybody was in the desert for a while. 475 00:27:05,655 --> 00:27:08,116 Her hand is on my half again. 476 00:27:08,199 --> 00:27:09,325 Sorry. 477 00:27:09,409 --> 00:27:11,035 I need my space. 478 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,955 And for the record, your timing sucks. 479 00:27:14,038 --> 00:27:17,166 That Rodcocker just fell into the orgasmator. 480 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:18,502 Hey, no spoilers. 481 00:27:18,585 --> 00:27:21,295 I gotta hand this over to Valdez in 30 minutes. 482 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:24,257 The world's gonna keep shitting on us until we make ourselves official. 483 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:27,051 - Official how? - Maybe if we all got the same haircut. 484 00:27:27,135 --> 00:27:29,429 Only if all y'all get my haircut. 485 00:27:29,513 --> 00:27:32,891 No, or something with our clothes, like an armband with a symbol. 486 00:27:32,974 --> 00:27:34,100 Like a swastika? 487 00:27:34,643 --> 00:27:36,686 Not an armband, but something else that... 488 00:27:36,770 --> 00:27:40,565 Something else for excluding people, like how you excluded Brook. 489 00:27:41,483 --> 00:27:42,984 Soso left on her own. 490 00:27:43,067 --> 00:27:47,030 Yeah, after you scared her away with your rules and regulations and loudness. 491 00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:50,033 If she doesn't get what we stand for, she's better off gone. 492 00:28:01,795 --> 00:28:03,129 Hold still, Leanne. 493 00:28:05,424 --> 00:28:08,051 They're gonna know. They're gonna wonder why I'm back. 494 00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:11,137 - Amish kids come back all the time. - Not once they're baptized. 495 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,681 They don't have to know you're baptized. 496 00:28:12,764 --> 00:28:16,017 They'll see it on my face... that I'm with God. 497 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,937 I don't wanna disrespect your beliefs, but that sounds like a bunch of crap. 498 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,605 Hey, easy. 499 00:28:20,689 --> 00:28:23,149 They think not wearing buttons makes them closer to God. 500 00:28:23,232 --> 00:28:25,444 Leanne, all you have to do is hang out for a couple hours, 501 00:28:25,527 --> 00:28:26,820 score some meth, like the good old days. 502 00:28:26,903 --> 00:28:28,947 Talk into the mic, Leanne. 503 00:28:29,030 --> 00:28:31,199 Testing, testing. Whatever, whatever. 504 00:28:31,282 --> 00:28:33,577 Levels are good. I think we're ready. 505 00:28:34,869 --> 00:28:37,371 Please, all I want is to go home and be with my family. 506 00:28:37,456 --> 00:28:38,707 Yeah, well, you kind of limited your choices 507 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:41,167 when you left a bag of drugs lying around with your ID in it. 508 00:28:41,250 --> 00:28:43,336 I'd say you're getting a pretty sweet deal. 509 00:28:43,420 --> 00:28:44,629 All you have to do is this one small thing, 510 00:28:44,713 --> 00:28:46,214 and it all goes away. 511 00:28:46,297 --> 00:28:49,759 "One small thing." You mean fuck over my friends? 512 00:28:49,843 --> 00:28:52,220 Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel. 513 00:28:52,303 --> 00:28:54,013 Aren't you helping them in the long run? 514 00:28:54,681 --> 00:28:57,642 Maybe when they go to prison, it'll turn them around... 515 00:28:57,726 --> 00:28:59,519 they'll find God, like you did. 516 00:29:00,979 --> 00:29:02,814 No, they won't. 517 00:29:03,648 --> 00:29:06,025 They like Hell too much. 518 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,909 We figured you got busted. 519 00:29:14,993 --> 00:29:19,581 What, me? Never. I just took a vacation to Bonnet City. 520 00:29:19,664 --> 00:29:21,332 Oh, man, you went back? 521 00:29:21,415 --> 00:29:23,167 I had to see my parents. 522 00:29:23,251 --> 00:29:26,463 My dad was sick... with cancer. 523 00:29:26,546 --> 00:29:28,381 Oh, fuck, that sucks. 524 00:29:28,465 --> 00:29:29,758 Did they try to get you to stay? 525 00:29:29,841 --> 00:29:32,010 Are you kidding? They, like, begged. 526 00:29:32,093 --> 00:29:36,222 - They tried that shit with me, too. - Offered me a new pony cart. 527 00:29:37,974 --> 00:29:40,602 Anyway, I told them I missed it too much here. 528 00:29:41,144 --> 00:29:44,564 Yeah, you know, it's important to know where you make sense. 529 00:29:44,648 --> 00:29:47,233 Otherwise, you're not really living, you know? 530 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,447 Speaking of living... 531 00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:58,036 do you wanna hook me up with some crank? 532 00:30:00,664 --> 00:30:02,331 Hey, boss lady. 533 00:30:02,415 --> 00:30:03,667 Hey. 534 00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:04,751 Um... 535 00:30:05,752 --> 00:30:06,961 You look comfortable. 536 00:30:07,045 --> 00:30:09,589 I like to air-dry. Sensitive skin. 537 00:30:09,673 --> 00:30:11,550 And these towels are the fucking worst. 538 00:30:11,633 --> 00:30:13,426 Oh, yeah, they're the worst. 539 00:30:13,510 --> 00:30:15,512 How does it feel being a magnate? 540 00:30:15,595 --> 00:30:17,180 No, I'm not really... 541 00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:21,643 Today's panty smuggler, tomorrow's Fortune 500. 542 00:30:21,726 --> 00:30:23,436 Sisters are doing it for themselves. 543 00:30:24,813 --> 00:30:26,439 You're too young to know that song. 544 00:30:26,523 --> 00:30:29,108 - What song? - Never mind. 545 00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:34,322 - So, how's your first shipment doing? - We'll know soon. 546 00:30:34,405 --> 00:30:35,489 You must be psyched. 547 00:30:36,741 --> 00:30:38,242 It's really nice how supportive you are. 548 00:30:38,326 --> 00:30:39,536 Whatever. 549 00:30:39,619 --> 00:30:42,288 I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be 550 00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:46,710 a really great... person to ask about this. 551 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,753 I'm thinking the spicy chicken packets 552 00:30:48,837 --> 00:30:51,756 might be worth more than the regular chicken packets, 553 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,259 because they are certainly proving to be the most popular. 554 00:30:55,343 --> 00:30:56,344 Mmm. 555 00:30:57,261 --> 00:31:00,223 - Sounds like quite a pickle. - Mmm-hmm, yes. 556 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:02,892 I'm sure you'll figure out what you want. 557 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:05,895 I have every confidence in you. 558 00:31:07,897 --> 00:31:10,984 All right, who stole my towel? 559 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,367 - Ugh, how much longer? - We got about a half hour left. 560 00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:20,702 Oh! 561 00:31:20,785 --> 00:31:21,786 Ah! 562 00:31:23,412 --> 00:31:24,956 Crap! Crap! Crap! 563 00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:26,415 - Ow! - You cut yourself? 564 00:31:26,499 --> 00:31:27,792 No, but I broke that window. 565 00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:29,293 Somebody should go report this. 566 00:31:29,377 --> 00:31:30,837 - I'll do it. - I will! 567 00:31:41,555 --> 00:31:43,141 You sure you're okay? 568 00:31:43,224 --> 00:31:45,059 I said I was. 569 00:31:46,895 --> 00:31:49,438 Great, I'll get the rake. 570 00:31:50,982 --> 00:31:55,987 ♪ But the cat came back the very next day ♪ 571 00:31:56,070 --> 00:32:00,074 ♪ The cat came back He just couldn't stay away ♪ 572 00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:02,952 ♪ Away, away, away ♪ 573 00:32:03,036 --> 00:32:05,664 Um, where did that big piece go? 574 00:32:06,372 --> 00:32:10,043 Big piece of... What big piece? 575 00:32:10,126 --> 00:32:12,545 I told that hot bald guard. He said to leave it. 576 00:32:12,629 --> 00:32:14,380 Maintenance will deal with it in the morning. 577 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:17,967 Oop! Sorry, Maintenance. That's the way the cookie crumbles! 578 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,222 Did Norma send you? 579 00:32:23,306 --> 00:32:26,726 No, my heart just changed with the power of your love. 580 00:32:27,977 --> 00:32:29,312 Yes, Norma sent me. 581 00:32:31,439 --> 00:32:32,732 Okay. 582 00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:37,028 Can I sit or something? Isn't that what people do? 583 00:32:37,987 --> 00:32:38,988 Yeah. 584 00:32:50,249 --> 00:32:52,210 So... 585 00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:54,838 I'm not that great at apologies. 586 00:32:55,379 --> 00:32:57,841 "I'm sorry" is usually a strong opener. 587 00:32:57,924 --> 00:33:00,176 Let me work up to it. 588 00:33:00,969 --> 00:33:04,597 So, I don't know why I take structure so serious, but I guess I do. 589 00:33:04,681 --> 00:33:08,309 And... I think it might have something to do with 590 00:33:08,392 --> 00:33:10,895 being raised in a church that people like to shit on a lot. 591 00:33:10,979 --> 00:33:12,939 Oh, my God, what church? 592 00:33:13,022 --> 00:33:14,648 It doesn't matter. 593 00:33:15,649 --> 00:33:19,612 The point is... is that it was hard sometimes... 594 00:33:19,696 --> 00:33:21,405 a lot of the time. 595 00:33:21,489 --> 00:33:24,075 But if you knew who you were and what you believed, 596 00:33:24,158 --> 00:33:25,785 then it didn't matter if they called you names 597 00:33:25,869 --> 00:33:27,829 or made fun of your buggy or whatever. 598 00:33:27,912 --> 00:33:31,165 You knew you were better than them because you belonged. 599 00:33:31,249 --> 00:33:34,460 And when I stopped having that... 600 00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:40,759 Anyway, when I started doing the Norma meetings... 601 00:33:40,842 --> 00:33:43,011 it finally felt like I belonged to something again, 602 00:33:43,094 --> 00:33:44,387 even if it was small, 603 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:46,389 and I didn't want people to shit on it. 604 00:33:46,472 --> 00:33:50,143 So, when you came in acting like the rules were nothing, I got a little... 605 00:33:51,227 --> 00:33:53,813 carried away, maybe. 606 00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:56,607 Wait, your buggy... 607 00:33:57,817 --> 00:33:59,485 Do you mean you're, like... 608 00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:04,866 So, you, like, wore a bonnet? 609 00:34:04,949 --> 00:34:06,450 Yeah. 610 00:34:06,534 --> 00:34:11,205 I'm sorry, it's, like, um... just, like, you in a... 611 00:34:11,289 --> 00:34:12,623 in a bonnet! 612 00:34:12,706 --> 00:34:14,708 Did you hear this? Did you... 613 00:34:14,793 --> 00:34:18,087 You churn butter. You Harrison Ford in Witness. 614 00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:20,882 That movie has a lot of inaccuracies. 615 00:34:20,965 --> 00:34:22,884 Uh, you a total weirdo. 616 00:34:24,510 --> 00:34:27,221 Oh, no! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Leanne. I didn't... 617 00:34:27,305 --> 00:34:29,640 Keep my name out of your fucking mouth, you fucking half-breed. 618 00:34:30,641 --> 00:34:32,393 Hope you enjoy hell. 619 00:34:34,145 --> 00:34:37,440 Yeah, she no good at apologies. 620 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:04,092 I thought you might be hungry. 621 00:35:04,175 --> 00:35:05,468 What if someone sees? 622 00:35:05,551 --> 00:35:08,137 The elders are already out of line. 623 00:35:08,221 --> 00:35:11,349 Shunning is for guiding people back to the church. 624 00:35:11,432 --> 00:35:13,351 But you didn't turn your back on the church. 625 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:16,354 I did worse. 626 00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:18,982 I sent their kids to jail. 627 00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:31,870 How could you be so careless? 628 00:35:31,953 --> 00:35:33,621 Our daughter was hungry. 629 00:35:33,704 --> 00:35:35,748 As if things aren't bad enough. 630 00:35:36,916 --> 00:35:39,210 Our business is suffering. 631 00:35:40,169 --> 00:35:42,463 No one wants their sons working for me. 632 00:35:44,007 --> 00:35:46,300 We'll be broke if it goes on like this. 633 00:35:49,846 --> 00:35:51,680 Time will heal the wound. 634 00:35:51,764 --> 00:35:54,308 We have to be patient and forbearing. 635 00:35:57,728 --> 00:35:59,397 She's our daughter. 636 00:36:13,369 --> 00:36:15,454 - Hey. - Hey. 637 00:36:15,538 --> 00:36:19,292 I didn't want you to think I'm some kind of bitch or nothing from before. 638 00:36:19,375 --> 00:36:21,377 Oh, that? I wasn't worried about that. 639 00:36:22,211 --> 00:36:23,629 Yeah, you were. 640 00:36:23,712 --> 00:36:25,714 Yeah, I kind of shit my pants, actually. 641 00:36:25,798 --> 00:36:28,426 I mean... not literally. 642 00:36:30,386 --> 00:36:33,973 You know, everybody around here has a big mouth, 643 00:36:34,057 --> 00:36:36,184 and especially the beanbags. 644 00:36:36,267 --> 00:36:38,186 And if they find out that we're becoming all friendly, 645 00:36:38,269 --> 00:36:42,773 then our happy lake times are gone, just like that... okay? 646 00:36:44,733 --> 00:36:47,320 So, we have to maintain boundaries. 647 00:36:47,403 --> 00:36:49,572 Inmate, step out of the bubble. 648 00:36:49,655 --> 00:36:51,824 Yes, sir, Mr. Donuts, sir. 649 00:36:51,908 --> 00:36:52,951 That's Mr. Coates to you. 650 00:36:53,034 --> 00:36:56,162 - Officer Coates. - That's Officer Coates to you! 651 00:36:56,787 --> 00:37:00,083 You got potential. All right, Officer Coates. 652 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:03,669 - Good night, sir. - Good night... inmate. 653 00:37:14,513 --> 00:37:16,265 You're not on the list. 654 00:37:16,349 --> 00:37:19,268 - What's that supposed to be, anyway? - The bag said "Irish stew." 655 00:37:19,352 --> 00:37:21,270 Looks like the fajitas. 656 00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:23,606 One kosher meal, please. 657 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:26,317 - Your name isn't on the list. - You didn't even look at the list. 658 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,902 It's a short list. Do you want this or not? 659 00:37:28,987 --> 00:37:31,697 Yeah, hit me. 660 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:34,283 - Let me guess. - Not on the list. 661 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:36,953 Man, I told that rabbi I was Drake's cousin, 662 00:37:37,036 --> 00:37:39,080 worked the whole Black-Jewish mafia thing. 663 00:37:39,163 --> 00:37:40,873 But I guess he ain't never heard of Drake. 664 00:37:40,957 --> 00:37:43,376 Well, fool, you're, like, fifty shades darker than Drake. 665 00:37:43,459 --> 00:37:44,835 Fifty Shades of Drake. 666 00:37:44,918 --> 00:37:45,919 Mmm. 667 00:37:46,004 --> 00:37:47,964 - Yeah. - That's right, girl. 668 00:37:48,047 --> 00:37:49,966 Somebody must've passed that test. 669 00:37:50,049 --> 00:37:52,093 One kosher meal coming right up. 670 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:57,723 The Abrahamic religions are pretty much all the same, 671 00:37:57,806 --> 00:38:00,351 till you get to Jesus. 672 00:38:00,434 --> 00:38:02,728 Yo, Red, you eat this shit? 673 00:38:04,855 --> 00:38:07,608 People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard, 674 00:38:07,691 --> 00:38:10,236 I didn't cook it. 675 00:38:10,319 --> 00:38:12,446 I punch in, I punch out. 676 00:38:12,530 --> 00:38:14,823 I play Sudoku, I scratch my ass. 677 00:38:14,907 --> 00:38:16,784 If I had e-mail, I would check it. 678 00:38:16,867 --> 00:38:21,705 But the food you eat does not have even a piece of my soul in it. 679 00:38:21,789 --> 00:38:22,831 That is all. 680 00:38:26,252 --> 00:38:29,630 - Only one thing left to do now. - What's that? 681 00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,132 Convert for real. 682 00:38:31,215 --> 00:38:33,259 Where my dreidel at? 683 00:38:38,139 --> 00:38:39,682 Writer's block? 684 00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:44,062 It's like I can see the words, but I can't make them obey me. 685 00:38:44,145 --> 00:38:47,398 That's okay. Fran Lebowitz hasn't written anything for 30 years, 686 00:38:47,481 --> 00:38:48,982 and people still think she's great. 687 00:38:49,067 --> 00:38:52,028 - Yeah, as great as Gena Showalter? - I don't know who that is. 688 00:38:52,111 --> 00:38:53,404 Hey, I was wondering, um, 689 00:38:53,487 --> 00:38:57,991 you know when Sunflower takes both Rodcocks at once, 690 00:38:58,076 --> 00:39:01,120 and she says, "I can feel you in my eyeballs"? 691 00:39:01,204 --> 00:39:04,457 I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry... 692 00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:07,335 or can she literally feel his penises in her eyeballs? 693 00:39:07,418 --> 00:39:10,463 I like to let the words speak for themselves. 694 00:39:10,546 --> 00:39:13,716 Because I personally, I really identify with Sunflower, 695 00:39:13,799 --> 00:39:16,052 and it seems like she might be polymorphously perverse. 696 00:39:16,135 --> 00:39:17,970 - You know what that is? - Yes. 697 00:39:19,263 --> 00:39:20,264 No. 698 00:39:20,348 --> 00:39:23,392 Well, Freud describes it as a time before age five 699 00:39:23,476 --> 00:39:27,020 when any part of your body can be aroused by almost anything. 700 00:39:27,105 --> 00:39:30,899 Like, your elbow... your kneecap... 701 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:33,236 your eyeballs. 702 00:39:34,737 --> 00:39:36,905 I remember feeling like I was the only one. 703 00:39:36,989 --> 00:39:40,576 So, if Sunflower or... 704 00:39:40,659 --> 00:39:44,247 anyone... felt that way... 705 00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:48,209 I'd want them to know that... they aren't alone. 706 00:39:52,004 --> 00:39:54,423 Suzanne, you forgot your... 707 00:39:58,344 --> 00:40:01,222 I'm scared to ask. How did it go with Gerber? 708 00:40:01,305 --> 00:40:02,848 Who's Gerber? 709 00:40:02,931 --> 00:40:05,393 Baby face... our corruptible young man. 710 00:40:05,476 --> 00:40:07,478 Oh, yeah! 711 00:40:07,561 --> 00:40:10,523 We met at a dog park near his house. 712 00:40:10,606 --> 00:40:13,109 You know, he dyed his dog to look like a tiger. 713 00:40:13,192 --> 00:40:14,652 But you got the goods? 714 00:40:16,195 --> 00:40:19,198 Oh, my God, you don't know yet. Of course you don't know. 715 00:40:19,282 --> 00:40:21,659 Oh, no, Cal... What happened? 716 00:40:21,742 --> 00:40:24,703 Pipes... we sold out overnight. 717 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:29,333 Shut up. 718 00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:31,710 - Yes. - All 20 pairs? 719 00:40:31,794 --> 00:40:34,338 Frankly, I think we're selling ourselves a little short at 50 bucks a pop. 720 00:40:34,422 --> 00:40:37,633 I think we should shoot for the moon, and go for, like, 75, maybe. 721 00:40:37,716 --> 00:40:39,135 And the more we can get... 722 00:40:39,218 --> 00:40:41,595 Well, that means that I'll have to recruit more panty girls. 723 00:40:42,388 --> 00:40:44,307 Seriously, that's what you call them? 724 00:40:44,390 --> 00:40:45,808 This whole thing is like Christmas. 725 00:40:45,891 --> 00:40:47,976 - What is on your arm? - Oh. 726 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:51,480 Oh, yeah, uh, there are reviews up on the site. 727 00:40:51,564 --> 00:40:53,065 Already? 728 00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:55,234 World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit. 729 00:40:55,318 --> 00:40:56,777 I hear it's the latest thing. 730 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:59,112 - I wrote down the good ones to tell you. - Okay. 731 00:41:01,449 --> 00:41:03,617 "Great service, lovely scent." 732 00:41:03,701 --> 00:41:05,286 Aw. 733 00:41:05,369 --> 00:41:07,288 "Prison bitches are the ripest." 734 00:41:08,289 --> 00:41:09,915 That's a good one, I think. 735 00:41:09,998 --> 00:41:10,999 What do you mean, "That's a good one"? 736 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:12,918 Does that mean that there are bad ones? 737 00:41:13,001 --> 00:41:15,379 Uh, there are a couple, but I'm not going to tell you. 738 00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,465 All people ever remember are the bad ones. 739 00:41:17,548 --> 00:41:18,882 I'm in prison, Cal. 740 00:41:18,966 --> 00:41:20,801 I've got some pretty thick skin these days. 741 00:41:20,884 --> 00:41:22,761 People think the packaging could be better. 742 00:41:22,845 --> 00:41:24,180 That's bullshit. 743 00:41:26,139 --> 00:41:29,017 I mean, you try packaging things with stolen kitchen supplies. 744 00:41:29,101 --> 00:41:30,102 I know. 745 00:41:30,769 --> 00:41:33,063 But maybe they're right. 746 00:41:33,146 --> 00:41:35,399 Maybe you should repackage them when you get them, 747 00:41:35,483 --> 00:41:37,693 and then you can ship them. 748 00:41:37,776 --> 00:41:40,321 Oh, man, I feel awful that they look bad. 749 00:41:40,404 --> 00:41:41,780 Anyways, moving on, 750 00:41:41,864 --> 00:41:45,743 people are already asking for some very weird stuff... 751 00:41:45,826 --> 00:41:49,121 - Huh. - Like murder panties. 752 00:41:49,205 --> 00:41:51,164 Now, I assume that is when the murderers wear them 753 00:41:51,249 --> 00:41:52,666 and not the victims. 754 00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:56,379 One guy really wants Samoan girls with really big feet. 755 00:41:56,462 --> 00:41:58,589 - I don't know any Samoan girls. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 756 00:41:58,672 --> 00:41:59,840 They don't have to know that. 757 00:41:59,923 --> 00:42:02,092 You can be anyone that you say you are, 758 00:42:02,175 --> 00:42:03,176 but you gotta be careful. 759 00:42:03,261 --> 00:42:05,721 You can't go saying that you're some black lady serial killer 760 00:42:05,804 --> 00:42:07,556 who specializes in killing bald men 761 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,058 with blows from a poison-tipped sai kata, 762 00:42:10,142 --> 00:42:14,146 and then the customer finds a blond pube in there. Uh-uh. 763 00:42:14,230 --> 00:42:16,189 You gotta maintain the fantasy. 764 00:42:16,274 --> 00:42:18,108 Good point. 765 00:42:18,191 --> 00:42:20,110 You frighten me, but... 766 00:42:21,028 --> 00:42:22,405 good point. 767 00:42:23,155 --> 00:42:26,199 Did your mom let you have it? I sure hope so. 768 00:42:26,284 --> 00:42:27,535 I'm grounded for two months. 769 00:42:27,618 --> 00:42:30,371 Well, you deserve it... but you're still my little boy. 770 00:42:30,454 --> 00:42:31,580 Whatever. 771 00:42:31,664 --> 00:42:33,957 It was worth it to teach that little bitch Laronne a lesson. 772 00:42:34,041 --> 00:42:36,335 What lesson? What did he do to you? 773 00:42:36,419 --> 00:42:39,880 - Looking at me funny. - What do you mean "funny"? 774 00:42:39,963 --> 00:42:43,676 Probably fagging out on me. I had to school that shit-stabber. 775 00:42:43,759 --> 00:42:47,179 Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth. 776 00:42:47,263 --> 00:42:49,307 I know you only did it to impress that Benny. 777 00:42:49,390 --> 00:42:52,225 Benny? Benny ran away like a little wuss. 778 00:42:52,310 --> 00:42:53,852 He did? 779 00:42:53,936 --> 00:42:56,146 I should stomp his bitch ass next. 780 00:42:56,229 --> 00:42:58,399 I don't know who's the bigger pussy, him or Laronne. 781 00:43:02,570 --> 00:43:04,863 Come on, guys, look at the pretty colors. 782 00:43:06,073 --> 00:43:08,701 - You're that one. - Which one? 783 00:43:08,784 --> 00:43:11,870 That Downsy one that keeps missing all the crumbs. 784 00:43:11,954 --> 00:43:13,581 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the brown one over there 785 00:43:13,664 --> 00:43:15,749 that keeps swimming around in circles. 786 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:19,587 I'm not a stupid brown duck. I'm a hot green duck. 787 00:43:19,670 --> 00:43:23,048 The green ducks are males, dummy. You wanna be a man duck? 788 00:43:23,131 --> 00:43:25,593 It's a man's world. 789 00:43:25,676 --> 00:43:27,845 Name like Doggett, maybe you're not a duck. 790 00:43:27,928 --> 00:43:29,262 You're a dog. 791 00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:32,308 Well, I can swim good. I can fetch even better. 792 00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:33,601 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 793 00:43:33,684 --> 00:43:34,685 Let's see about that. 794 00:43:34,768 --> 00:43:37,187 - What? - Fetch! 795 00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:39,231 Fetch, Doggett, fetch. 796 00:43:43,402 --> 00:43:44,987 Good girl. 797 00:43:47,114 --> 00:43:49,533 Good Doggett. 798 00:43:51,118 --> 00:43:52,870 Fetch with your mouth this time. 799 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:59,793 - Go on. - Okay. 800 00:43:59,877 --> 00:44:01,294 Fetch. 801 00:44:07,676 --> 00:44:09,136 What's the matter, girl? 802 00:44:09,219 --> 00:44:11,304 It's all wet here and muddy. 803 00:44:11,389 --> 00:44:12,473 Uh-uh-uh. 804 00:44:12,556 --> 00:44:15,893 Sorry, I only understand dog talk. 805 00:44:15,976 --> 00:44:18,186 You're a dog playing fetch with a dog? 806 00:44:18,270 --> 00:44:20,356 That doesn't make any sense. 807 00:44:20,439 --> 00:44:23,025 I said, "Fetch," inmate! 808 00:44:32,325 --> 00:44:33,326 Good girl. 809 00:44:35,371 --> 00:44:36,997 Good Doggett. 810 00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:47,550 Hey! 811 00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:55,599 It's okay. There's no one around. 812 00:44:58,436 --> 00:45:01,689 Fuck, I like you so much. 813 00:45:01,772 --> 00:45:02,856 Okay. 814 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:08,028 I... like... you... so... much. 815 00:45:08,111 --> 00:45:09,112 Okay. 816 00:45:11,406 --> 00:45:12,533 Right. 817 00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,328 Boundaries. 818 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,461 I know it sounds rough, 819 00:45:23,544 --> 00:45:26,296 but sometimes you gotta cut people loose. 820 00:45:27,673 --> 00:45:29,550 Sometimes people don't belong, 821 00:45:29,633 --> 00:45:32,511 and the most important thing is the unity of the group. 822 00:45:33,887 --> 00:45:38,058 Yeah, I told her there was a place for her and you wanted her back, but... 823 00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:41,436 she didn't seem into it. 824 00:45:44,314 --> 00:45:45,649 It's like you always say... 825 00:45:48,861 --> 00:45:52,030 Sometimes the kindest thing is to let people go. 826 00:47:02,601 --> 00:47:06,063 So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or... 827 00:47:22,788 --> 00:47:23,914 You want this book? 828 00:47:23,997 --> 00:47:26,249 I don't cook Italian much, but what this woman does with butter... 829 00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:29,002 What'll I use it for, a doorstop? 830 00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:36,343 Hey, pity party... you need to let this shit go. 831 00:47:36,426 --> 00:47:39,137 You're right, the food tastes like crap, 832 00:47:39,221 --> 00:47:42,474 and I get 1,000 different visions of hell when I put it in my mouth, 833 00:47:42,557 --> 00:47:43,934 but your face is not one of them. 834 00:47:44,017 --> 00:47:46,937 We get it, you didn't cook it. 835 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,021 Stop apologizing. 836 00:47:48,105 --> 00:47:50,816 The more you apologize... the worse it tastes. 837 00:47:51,984 --> 00:47:55,988 You gotta move... the fuck... on. 838 00:48:00,408 --> 00:48:02,077 Thanks. 839 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,662 I needed that. 840 00:48:14,422 --> 00:48:16,424 Can I help you? 841 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:21,179 No... never mind. 842 00:49:18,946 --> 00:49:20,488 Holy shit! 843 00:49:21,281 --> 00:49:23,116 - This is major. - Right? 844 00:49:23,784 --> 00:49:28,080 I mean, there was one bad review, but it's... not like I care. 845 00:49:28,163 --> 00:49:30,582 Although, they were... kind of right. 846 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:34,336 Say you expand to 16 panty girls 847 00:49:34,419 --> 00:49:36,588 and you go down to two days per pair of panties, 848 00:49:36,671 --> 00:49:38,423 that's 48 pairs of panties per week. 849 00:49:38,506 --> 00:49:40,968 Times that by $75 each, 850 00:49:41,051 --> 00:49:44,805 and you have a gross amount... of... 851 00:49:44,888 --> 00:49:45,889 Holy fuck! 852 00:49:45,973 --> 00:49:47,140 What? 853 00:49:47,224 --> 00:49:49,267 $3,600 a week. 854 00:49:50,143 --> 00:49:51,144 Wow. 855 00:49:52,145 --> 00:49:53,230 But two days per panty, 856 00:49:53,313 --> 00:49:55,648 wouldn't that be more than three pairs per week? 857 00:49:55,733 --> 00:49:59,152 Yeah, but you should give them a day off... 858 00:50:00,487 --> 00:50:02,655 - for the Sabbath. - Oh. 859 00:50:02,740 --> 00:50:05,533 Look at you. You're a good Christian girl. 860 00:50:05,617 --> 00:50:08,036 - Actually, I'm Buddhist. - Of course you are. 861 00:50:09,121 --> 00:50:11,456 Maybe they'll give you a special Buddha meal. 862 00:50:11,539 --> 00:50:12,540 Ew, no, they're gross. 863 00:50:12,624 --> 00:50:14,835 It's some sort of gluten shit instead of meat. 864 00:50:14,918 --> 00:50:17,629 But now that they're cracking down on the fake Jews, 865 00:50:17,712 --> 00:50:19,339 I'm thinking of going halal. 866 00:50:21,383 --> 00:50:23,635 You really know how to work a system. 867 00:50:23,718 --> 00:50:25,763 I'm a hard worker. 868 00:50:26,596 --> 00:50:27,680 Mmm. 869 00:50:28,766 --> 00:50:32,144 So, what did Alex say when you told her the good news? 870 00:50:32,227 --> 00:50:34,021 Oh, but I haven't told her. 871 00:50:34,104 --> 00:50:36,648 She's been busy. 872 00:50:36,731 --> 00:50:38,859 And by "busy," I mean psychologically unstable. 873 00:50:39,651 --> 00:50:42,988 And by "psychologically unstable," I mean annoying. 874 00:50:44,031 --> 00:50:47,075 Well... I'm honored that you told me first. 875 00:50:47,159 --> 00:50:49,744 - Sixteen girls. - Mmm-hmm. 876 00:50:50,829 --> 00:50:53,081 I have to make sure we find girls we can trust. 877 00:50:53,165 --> 00:50:55,000 Yeah. 878 00:50:55,083 --> 00:50:59,087 Girls that we know will be into it. 879 00:50:59,171 --> 00:51:01,965 - "It" being panties? - Yeah. 880 00:51:03,425 --> 00:51:06,636 - That won't be hard. - It won't? 881 00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,806 No, it's like, um... 882 00:51:08,889 --> 00:51:12,184 it's like sussing out whether somebody's into you or not. 883 00:51:12,267 --> 00:51:15,645 When you know it, you know it... you know? 884 00:51:16,188 --> 00:51:18,440 On the other hand, sometimes you can... 885 00:51:20,317 --> 00:51:22,235 suspect... 886 00:51:22,319 --> 00:51:27,532 but you're not... totally sure-sure. 887 00:51:27,615 --> 00:51:31,619 And so, you're left... sitting in that expectation... 888 00:51:32,871 --> 00:51:37,000 waiting for someone to... break the suspense. 889 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:51,806 Did that clear things up? 890 00:51:54,559 --> 00:51:55,560 No. 891 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,398 In fact, that just made everything a lot more fucking confusing. 892 00:52:01,274 --> 00:52:02,943 Uh... 893 00:52:03,026 --> 00:52:04,361 Sorry. 894 00:52:04,444 --> 00:52:06,071 It's not your fault. 895 00:52:08,615 --> 00:52:10,117 Yeah, it is. 896 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:12,327 Okay, yeah. 897 00:52:13,578 --> 00:52:15,330 Yeah, it kind of is. 898 00:52:15,355 --> 00:52:15,487 :::::[GWC]::::: 899 00:52:15,488 --> 00:52:15,621 :::::[GWC]::::: 900 00:52:15,622 --> 00:52:15,754 :::::[GWC]::::: 901 00:52:15,755 --> 00:52:15,887 :::::[GWC]::::: 902 00:52:15,888 --> 00:52:16,021 :::::[GWC]::::: 903 00:52:16,022 --> 00:52:16,154 :::::[GWC]::::: 904 00:52:16,155 --> 00:52:16,287 :::::[GWC]::::: 905 00:52:16,288 --> 00:52:16,421 :::::[GWC]::::: 906 00:52:16,422 --> 00:52:16,554 :::::[GWC]::::: 907 00:52:16,555 --> 00:52:16,687 :::::[GWC]::::: 908 00:52:16,688 --> 00:52:16,821 :::::[GWC]::::: 909 00:52:16,822 --> 00:52:16,954 :::::[GWC]::::: 910 00:52:16,955 --> 00:52:17,087 :::::[GWC]::::: 911 00:52:17,088 --> 00:52:17,221 :::::[GWC]::::: 912 00:52:17,222 --> 00:52:27,855 :::::[GWC]:::::