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- Okay, hold it steady?
- Mmm-hmm.
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- Like this?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Where do I cut it?
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Okay, fine.
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Beef Wellington.
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- What's this stuff?
- Snow peas.
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Nah, uh-uh. Peas...
Peas are round and green.
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- This is like a watery brown paste.
- The bag said "snow peas."
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Bag?
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I'm sure it tastes good.
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Don't forget, ladies,
your usual meal is 1,500 calories.
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Beware of overeating.
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Well, this is disappointing.
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Oh! You've got the poulet à la crème.
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I didn't know what that
was. And... I still don't.
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It's chicken in white sauce.
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They should call it creamy meat
gruel and not get our hopes up.
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Well, I guess this
is the new way of things.
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That's too bad.
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I really liked eating. It
was part of my daily routine.
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What is that?
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Shana Tova and Hava Nagila.
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Hmm?
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Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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It is good to be chosen.
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You have to be Jewish to get those.
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- They're Jewish?
- For this meal, they are.
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Huh.
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My Ralph is Jewish.
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I guess if I marry him,
I will be Jewish, too.
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What are you doing there?
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Oh, it's the, uh, you know, the
flavor pack from the commissary ramen.
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Helps mask the taste.
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- Nice trick.
- You live, you learn.
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Count your blessings.
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You could be eating poop Wellington
with the rest of the gentiles.
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Check it out.
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Hey, yo, what's up with that?
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I understand needing to
join a clique. But Norma?
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I know, right?
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- She ain't that bad.
- It's a cult.
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Oh, but Washington like that shit.
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I seen her gettin' the touch and
stare from Quiet Fire over there.
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What's the touch and stare?
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So she touched my arm and
looked at me. Jesus, so what?
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You think Norma is Jesus?
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- I didn't say that.
- Norma is not Jesus.
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I know.
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And Jesus ain't the
messiah. He ain't come yet.
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And Norma is bullshit.
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It's people like that that
give religion a bad name.
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Doggett.
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You're Doggett, right? Yeah.
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- Yeah. Uh, hey, I'm Charlie.
- Hey.
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New here. So, uh...
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They told me to tell you that we need
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to take the van into town
to the hardware store,
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and I'm gonna go with
you, if that's okay.
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I mean, obviously, it's
all right, because I'm...
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I'm sorry. I'm
not used to giving orders.
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All right. I can help you through
that. You got the keys to the van?
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- The keys? No.
- You don't?
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Well, you're supposed to
check them out at the front.
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You want me just to go with you?
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- Okay. Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
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What are you doing?
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Oh. Hey.
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This is your... cube?
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I was just trying to get some
ideas for, like, how to decorate.
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Put some pictures on the wall.
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Great idea.
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That's your family?
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It's my bunkie's.
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Oh.
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So, that's your side.
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Right. See, that makes more sense.
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You want to get the
fuck out of my cube now?
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You ain't got to be rude about it.
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A life is like a church,
built on the foundation of family,
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supported by the load-bearing
arches of friends and co-workers,
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and filled with love.
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Diane's life, like all of our lives,
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was defined by the love and
generosity she showed to others,
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from the homeless she served Thanksgiving
dinner to at the local shelter,
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to the rescue dogs she
raised with patience and care,
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and the love she felt
for her daughter, Alex,
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the world traveler, of
whom she was so proud.
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The world is a better place for Diane,
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and though she's left us, her
legacy of love will live on.
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Is there anything
anyone would like to add?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Hey.
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Need a ride?
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Fahri?
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- What are you doing here?
- Get in.
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God, that was
the saddest thing ever.
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The priest had this... eulogy he
must have printed from the Internet.
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Was talking about how great it was
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to have all these people
gathered to remember Diane
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when there was literally no one there.
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Two waitresses from the diner
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and her next-door neighbor
from her trailer park.
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You were there.
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I should have come back sooner.
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I should have visited.
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You didn't know this
was going to happen.
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No blaming yourself.
You got to be strong.
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Can I blame Piper for not
even fucking being here?
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Yes... absolutely. Fuck that bitch.
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She didn't deserve you. Want a bump?
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You just told me to be strong.
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Yeah, but you don't have
to be a puritan about it.
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What are you even doing here?
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I thought you were
supposed to be in Paris.
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Kubra had me come stateside
to check out some new business.
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Mmm.
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I'm going back tomorrow.
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Want to come?
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- Back to Paris?
- Yes... it'll be good.
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Process your grief in the City of Light.
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Somehow I feel like we
wouldn't be sitting Shiva.
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We all process in our own way.
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And there's all these
new COs around here.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- "What are you?
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Do you still have your you-know-what?"
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That must get tiring.
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I should hang a slip
of brochures on my back
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for "frequently asked questions
about being transgender."
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Hey, uh, Michael, Benny,
I'm about to make dinner.
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- Benny's staying for dinner?
- Uh-huh.
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- Hey! Oh, Michael, what is that?
- String cheese. God.
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Thanks, Michael's Mom.
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Did I tell you he
started wearing cologne?
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Oh, no.
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Sprays it on like it's insect repellant.
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When I told him he
might want to ease up,
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he told me to stop "riding his dick."
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You need to shut down
that attitude fast.
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Oh, my. He's got attitude, all
right. But it's more than that.
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He brought a girl home last night.
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Snuck her upstairs
while I was watching TV.
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I'm gonna need to step up my game.
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- But you caught him?
- They were making out.
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I sent her home.
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It's not gonna be
that kind of household.
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Well, you know, I hate to say it,
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but maybe it's not a good idea
he spend so much time with Benny.
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Benny? What
does Benny have to do with it?
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Well, he's
obviously a nice boy and all,
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but he's from a rougher neighborhood.
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It's a different culture.
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No, this isn't about Benny.
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This is about Michael
not rushing into sex
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and respecting women.
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Did you tell Michael that he should
find an insecure girl for practice?
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- He told you that?
- Yeah... he told me that.
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Next.
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Give me four shrimp ramens.
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All gone.
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Uh, fine, I'll take the chicken.
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All gone.
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All the flavors, even the one
that tastes like floor cleaner...
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sold out.
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Jesus, who bought all the ramens?
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Nobody can stomach
the new food, right?
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I've decided to invest
in flavor futures.
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And I have cornered the market.
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This is how we get the
girls to wear the panties.
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You are one clever asshole.
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It's all happening.
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So, have you talked to the guard?
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Not yet.
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- Alex...
- I'll get to it.
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- I've had other things on my mind.
- Like what?
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I caught that Lolly person
snooping in my cube this morning.
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- So?
- So, she's freaking me out.
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I see her everywhere.
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You see me everywhere. But as
we've already established...
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I have not been sent
by Kubra to kill you.
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Killers don't look like killers
if they're good at their jobs.
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Alex, if we do not move
this product out of here,
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we are dead in the water.
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You know, I'm actually not sure that
I'm the right person for this job.
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- You were a professional recruiter.
- Of women.
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Men are even easier.
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With women, you need to build trust.
Men just need the promise of sex.
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And the promise of sex is free.
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And what happens when they
come to collect on that promise?
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Worst case scenario, you
give the dude a hand job.
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Well, it sounds like you got this down.
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You're lower on the Kinsey
Scale than I am. Go for it.
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- No, I'm done.
- What do you mean, "no"?
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I got to pick up Misty from the airport.
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Tell the bitch to take
a taxi.
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That's not how we do it.
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Why not? I mean, she's
a trained professional.
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If she can't find her way
back home from the airport,
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we got bigger problems.
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Give her a chance to show
us how scrappy she is.
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Right?
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Up to you, Fahri.
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Come on, Fahri.
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Oh.
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- Fuck it.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Let's dance.
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This was such a good
idea to come back here.
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What?
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I thought it was ruined for me
because of Piper, but fuck Piper.
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She can't dance, anyway.
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I'm here for Diane.
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She loved to dance.
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Mamazing dancer.
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Did you hear that? I
just said "mamazing."
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Mamazing.
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Mamazing.
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Oh, my God, your shoulder feels so good.
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Does it always feel like that?
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Hey, can we do... a bump? I
could use a little pick-me-up.
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Fuck.
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What's wrong?
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Yes.
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So, what's up?
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She got arrested.
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Hey, yo!
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You done with that new chapter yet?
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I just gave you a new
chapter last night.
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Yeah, but I finished that.
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All right. My bad, I get it.
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Yo, how long it's gonna
take you to finish that one?
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- Ugh.
- Hey.
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- Are you S.R. Warren?
- Yes.
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Well, I want you to know that I think
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there wasn't enough
Rodcocker in the last chapter.
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Yeah, that's 'cause Edwina
left Rodcocker for Gilly.
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Yeah, but
he's coming back, right?
253
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:50,919
I mean, Gilly's a wuss, and
Rodcocker is a time humper.
254
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,380
No, Gilly is the only one
that actually loves her.
255
00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:56,174
I mean, when Edwina's
with Admiral Rodcocker,
256
00:13:56,175 --> 00:13:57,676
he not even fully present,
257
00:13:57,677 --> 00:14:00,637
'cause he also be with other
women in other dimensions.
258
00:14:00,638 --> 00:14:03,014
Which is why he's so boss.
259
00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:07,102
I just want to say, I'm
also on Team Rodcocker,
260
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:10,772
but I like that dude you
introduced in chapter three
261
00:14:10,773 --> 00:14:13,066
who was made of Vaseline.
262
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:15,944
Ooh, I don't know why,
but that shit was hot...
263
00:14:15,945 --> 00:14:17,363
but also tragic.
264
00:14:17,364 --> 00:14:18,530
- Yo, yo, yo.
- Ugh.
265
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:20,699
But Edwina gonna stay with Gilly, right?
266
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,535
Rodcocker is the reason
people reading this shit.
267
00:14:23,536 --> 00:14:25,746
Yo, yo, is the Vaseline
dude coming back?
268
00:14:25,747 --> 00:14:29,708
I don't know! I don't know
what is going to happen.
269
00:14:29,709 --> 00:14:34,414
And if you guys don't get out of
here, I can't write it to find out.
270
00:14:35,298 --> 00:14:36,923
So...
271
00:14:36,924 --> 00:14:40,802
if you love Time Hump Chronicles,
272
00:14:40,803 --> 00:14:43,923
please... leave.
273
00:14:45,308 --> 00:14:46,968
All right.
274
00:14:48,686 --> 00:14:50,221
Just, uh...
275
00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:53,224
Just hurry up, okay?
276
00:15:01,699 --> 00:15:03,450
- You know, I just think that...
- Uh-uh-uh.
277
00:15:03,451 --> 00:15:05,577
Right. Right.
278
00:15:22,178 --> 00:15:25,507
Looks like I got another one!
279
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,975
- Hey, the...
- What'd I tell you?
280
00:15:28,976 --> 00:15:31,227
Pawns are called pawns
for a reason, hmm?
281
00:15:31,228 --> 00:15:32,521
They're mine sweepers.
282
00:15:32,522 --> 00:15:34,773
Uneducated militants with suicide vests.
283
00:15:34,774 --> 00:15:38,277
You must protect your important people.
284
00:15:38,278 --> 00:15:40,571
All of my people are important people,
285
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,156
and I mourn them all equally.
286
00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:45,116
I mean, just
'cause you're a horsey
287
00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:47,369
- or you can move diagonally...
- "Horsey."
288
00:15:47,370 --> 00:15:49,455
...does not mean you are
better than the little nubby guy
289
00:15:49,456 --> 00:15:51,866
who moves one spot at a time.
290
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,752
Chapman, why are you so smiley?
291
00:15:55,753 --> 00:15:58,046
Perhaps you've noticed
the food is inedible now.
292
00:15:58,047 --> 00:15:59,840
If you took a shit,
293
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:03,719
then your shit took a shit,
and became Mayor of Detroit,
294
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,514
that wouldn't even come close to
the level of shittiness of that food.
295
00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:11,761
Well, my sisters... fear not...
296
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:17,224
for I possess the keys to
the gastrointestinal kingdom.
297
00:16:20,027 --> 00:16:21,813
Ramen flavor packets?
298
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:24,698
You're the one who
bought out the commissary.
299
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:27,200
Yes, I did.
300
00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:29,661
But I'm willing to share...
301
00:16:29,662 --> 00:16:32,205
if you accept my proposal.
302
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,957
Nay...
303
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,377
my invitation...
304
00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:40,714
to join me on a... miraculous adventure.
305
00:16:40,715 --> 00:16:43,960
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- I need your panties.
306
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,094
What?
307
00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:51,593
Well, I will give you the panties,
but I need you to wear them.
308
00:16:53,353 --> 00:16:56,062
I need your vag sweat.
309
00:16:56,063 --> 00:17:00,025
And maybe some, um, colorless discharge.
310
00:17:00,026 --> 00:17:04,195
I'm starting a business selling
stinky panties to perverts.
311
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:07,574
That's the miraculous adventure?
312
00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:09,535
It's easy.
313
00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:13,455
I give you flavor packets, and
you give me something you're, uh...
314
00:17:13,456 --> 00:17:15,541
you're already giving away for free.
315
00:17:15,542 --> 00:17:19,753
And then you get to keep the money.
316
00:17:19,754 --> 00:17:23,632
And you are supporting a local business,
317
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:26,217
keeping jobs right here at home.
318
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:28,178
I'm like American Apparel,
319
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:31,056
with less implied statutory rape.
320
00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:35,060
- It's disgusting.
- I understand.
321
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:38,397
I, too, was once
embarrassed and squeamish
322
00:17:38,398 --> 00:17:40,767
by my personal...
323
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,735
eau de parfum.
324
00:17:43,736 --> 00:17:48,824
But then I thought,
"Why should I be ashamed?
325
00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:51,618
Isn't that a part of the self-hatred
326
00:17:51,619 --> 00:17:54,621
that has been bred into
me by the patriarchy?
327
00:17:54,622 --> 00:17:57,833
And are those same
men that would shame me
328
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:02,253
not the same men that would
wear my panties on their faces,
329
00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:04,290
inhaling deeply?"
330
00:18:05,425 --> 00:18:06,883
Ladies,
331
00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,636
now is the time to be bold.
332
00:18:09,637 --> 00:18:13,432
For when these men smell your panties,
333
00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:15,684
they are smelling your character.
334
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:18,854
Let them smell daring and courage.
335
00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:23,650
Let them smell women who are
unabashed and un-self-conscious.
336
00:18:23,651 --> 00:18:26,945
And let them say that Litchfield...
337
00:18:26,946 --> 00:18:30,532
Litchfield is a place where
women love their bodies
338
00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:33,243
and have love to spare.
339
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:36,788
Sisters, we may be incarcerated,
340
00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:40,375
but our panties will travel the world.
341
00:18:40,376 --> 00:18:43,044
And in that way...
342
00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:46,047
long after we are gone...
343
00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:48,008
our smell...
344
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,677
our smell will linger...
345
00:18:50,678 --> 00:18:52,679
in some...
346
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,973
gas station in Toronto,
347
00:18:54,974 --> 00:18:58,018
in some office cubicle in Tokyo.
348
00:18:58,019 --> 00:19:02,981
And in that way, we are known.
349
00:19:02,982 --> 00:19:06,894
And in that way, we are remembered.
350
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,906
Do you want to be remembered?
351
00:19:10,907 --> 00:19:12,699
Yeah.
352
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:17,370
Then sweat profusely,
and fart with abandon,
353
00:19:17,371 --> 00:19:18,914
and make a reek.
354
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:21,374
Make a reek, my sisters!
355
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:24,711
Make a reek to last 1,000 years!
356
00:19:24,712 --> 00:19:25,962
Get off the table.
357
00:19:25,963 --> 00:19:27,206
Sorry.
358
00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:30,042
Got carried away.
359
00:19:32,929 --> 00:19:34,171
So...
360
00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,934
what do you say?
361
00:19:38,935 --> 00:19:40,219
Fine by me.
362
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,730
Yeah. You had me at flavor packets.
363
00:19:43,731 --> 00:19:47,643
So... what
seems to be the problem?
364
00:19:48,402 --> 00:19:51,196
- I'm depressed.
- Yes.
365
00:19:51,197 --> 00:19:53,489
I've noticed you don't have any friends.
366
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:54,950
You have?
367
00:19:54,951 --> 00:19:56,577
But that's a good thing.
368
00:19:56,578 --> 00:19:59,580
I mean, it's best to keep
to yourself in here, really.
369
00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:03,416
I don't want to keep to
myself. I want friends.
370
00:20:03,417 --> 00:20:06,336
But everyone thinks I'm a blabbermouth.
371
00:20:06,337 --> 00:20:08,922
Like, it's this thing,
that everyone says about me,
372
00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:11,717
but I don't even talk that much
anymore, 'cause I'm afraid to,
373
00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:13,259
because every time I talk,
374
00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:16,054
someone just tells me to shut up
and then calls me a blabbermouth.
375
00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:18,306
But I can't make friends
unless I talk to people,
376
00:20:18,307 --> 00:20:20,433
so it's like a catch-22.
377
00:20:20,434 --> 00:20:21,935
I understand.
378
00:20:21,936 --> 00:20:24,062
The only place I feel
like I can really talk
379
00:20:24,063 --> 00:20:27,934
without getting jumped on
is in Berdie's drama class.
380
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,853
That's why I wanted to talk to you.
381
00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:35,482
Is it possible to change counselors?
382
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:42,455
Well, you... You can't
really... switch counselors.
383
00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:45,576
Unfortunately, you know.
384
00:20:46,794 --> 00:20:50,505
But if you're depressed, I
can write a recommendation
385
00:20:50,506 --> 00:20:54,676
for the administration
of appropriate medication.
386
00:20:54,677 --> 00:20:57,888
I don't like putting chemicals in
my body that aren't found in nature.
387
00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:01,432
- Well, do you want to get better, or not?
- I do.
388
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:03,935
Then you gotta take
the bull by the horns.
389
00:21:03,936 --> 00:21:05,771
People aren't gonna want
to be friends with you
390
00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:09,482
if you're moping around... because
sad people are depressing...
391
00:21:09,483 --> 00:21:10,776
right?
392
00:21:13,655 --> 00:21:16,607
Take this to medical.
See what they can do.
393
00:21:20,327 --> 00:21:21,653
Okay.
394
00:21:22,664 --> 00:21:24,247
Hey...
395
00:21:24,248 --> 00:21:27,626
you want to know the
secret about depression?
396
00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:30,162
It's all in your head.
397
00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:40,931
- Hey, what's wrong with you?
- My back hurts.
398
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,299
Down low?
399
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,020
It's the baby pushing up
against your sciatic nerve.
400
00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:49,098
You should get someone to rub your feet.
401
00:21:51,859 --> 00:21:54,979
You still meeting with
Lady 'Stache later?
402
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,406
- Yeah.
- And?
403
00:21:58,407 --> 00:22:00,616
I don't know.
404
00:22:00,617 --> 00:22:02,828
Why do you keep on pressuring me?
405
00:22:02,829 --> 00:22:05,038
This is my decision. It's my baby.
406
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:06,490
And my granddaughter.
407
00:22:08,584 --> 00:22:10,376
I'm trying to help you.
408
00:22:10,377 --> 00:22:13,122
You can't think for yourself
with a thing inside you.
409
00:22:13,881 --> 00:22:16,800
They're like aliens. They
take over your faculties.
410
00:22:16,801 --> 00:22:19,510
I don't think it's so wrong
to not want to give up my baby.
411
00:22:19,511 --> 00:22:21,512
That's what animal hoarders say
412
00:22:21,513 --> 00:22:24,300
a week before their
houses get condemned.
413
00:22:25,476 --> 00:22:28,353
You got to realize, this is not for you.
414
00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:31,940
It's for her. A better life.
415
00:22:31,941 --> 00:22:34,860
Washers and dryers in the building...
416
00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:36,903
math tutor...
417
00:22:36,904 --> 00:22:39,030
shit involving horses...
418
00:22:39,031 --> 00:22:42,993
If I really love her,
money shouldn't matter.
419
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:47,497
Daya, stop being such a selfish
bitch and commit to this now,
420
00:22:47,498 --> 00:22:50,917
because if you're still on the fence
when this thing comes out of you,
421
00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,411
you're gonna keep it.
422
00:22:54,922 --> 00:22:56,373
Do the right thing.
423
00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:03,764
Hey, buddy. I just got off
the phone with Linda from HQ,
424
00:23:03,765 --> 00:23:06,342
and she had a question
about this purchasing order.
425
00:23:07,351 --> 00:23:10,103
Well, purchasing is not
my department, actually.
426
00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:13,148
You might want to
talk to Cheryl or Mark,
427
00:23:13,149 --> 00:23:16,067
or some other human
being I never even met.
428
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:20,238
I know. The
bureaucracy is just yeesh, right?
429
00:23:20,239 --> 00:23:22,198
But, uh, I thought you could
shed some light on this.
430
00:23:22,199 --> 00:23:27,328
It seems like we're giving out
a lot of kosher meals, and, uh...
431
00:23:27,329 --> 00:23:29,622
these numbers have spiked.
432
00:23:29,623 --> 00:23:33,126
But how can there be, uh...
this many Jews in here?
433
00:23:33,127 --> 00:23:35,545
I mean... who are the Jews?
434
00:23:35,546 --> 00:23:37,505
- I know. It's confusing, right?
- Yeah.
435
00:23:37,506 --> 00:23:39,800
We used to have them
wear the Stars of David,
436
00:23:39,801 --> 00:23:43,136
but we had to stop doing
that after World War II.
437
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:45,297
I don't remember why.
438
00:23:45,681 --> 00:23:47,808
Easy. I, uh...
439
00:23:47,809 --> 00:23:49,767
Are you mad at me about something?
440
00:23:49,768 --> 00:23:51,311
- No.
- You sure?
441
00:23:51,312 --> 00:23:54,431
Seemed like you're a bit hostile today.
442
00:23:56,525 --> 00:23:58,860
All week you've been
coming to me with cuts.
443
00:23:58,861 --> 00:24:02,280
You haven't approved a single
new line item for expenditures.
444
00:24:02,281 --> 00:24:05,200
We need books in the library.
445
00:24:05,201 --> 00:24:07,785
Buddy, it's a process.
446
00:24:07,786 --> 00:24:10,371
I submitted your request to Tim in HR,
447
00:24:10,372 --> 00:24:12,916
and Tim said he likes books.
448
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:15,668
So we're 100% behind
the idea of a library.
449
00:24:15,669 --> 00:24:20,090
It's just hard to justify the expenditure
when we can get books as donations.
450
00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,508
Are we gonna get the specific books
451
00:24:22,509 --> 00:24:25,462
that help the inmates with
their case work as donations?
452
00:24:26,347 --> 00:24:30,051
What about allotments for higher
education and new job training?
453
00:24:30,684 --> 00:24:33,854
I would like to see all of that happen.
454
00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:35,105
Mmm.
455
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:39,685
But you are one small head
on a many-headed Hydra.
456
00:24:40,027 --> 00:24:43,696
I'm gonna bring up all
these things at the meeting today.
457
00:24:43,697 --> 00:24:45,323
Meeting?
458
00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:48,743
In, uh... In Utica. It's just
a general reporting thing.
459
00:24:48,744 --> 00:24:50,495
I've been
asking for a meeting.
460
00:24:50,496 --> 00:24:53,407
You didn't invent the
idea of having a meeting.
461
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,043
It's, uh... It's just
department heads, you know.
462
00:24:57,044 --> 00:24:59,254
And Huey Strath, our CEO, is in town.
463
00:24:59,255 --> 00:25:01,381
And you
don't want to be there.
464
00:25:01,382 --> 00:25:04,217
I mean, I am with you, man.
465
00:25:04,218 --> 00:25:07,888
I mean, we need more
cash-flow expenditures.
466
00:25:07,889 --> 00:25:10,181
For reals, yo.
467
00:25:10,182 --> 00:25:11,975
Don't worry. I got your back, buddy.
468
00:25:11,976 --> 00:25:15,811
I wouldn't be so quick to cut
the kosher-meal program, by the way.
469
00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:19,440
You may save some dollars and cents
now, but it will pale in comparison
470
00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:21,776
to the lawsuit from the
Civil Liberties Union.
471
00:25:21,777 --> 00:25:24,737
You see? That's why I consult with you.
472
00:25:24,738 --> 00:25:27,407
You have the experience
to know these things.
473
00:25:27,408 --> 00:25:29,534
I'm so glad we kept you around.
474
00:25:29,535 --> 00:25:31,827
Was there talk of not keeping me around?
475
00:25:31,828 --> 00:25:33,322
See ya later, buddy.
476
00:25:40,462 --> 00:25:43,965
I can't believe they let you
drive. Seems like a really bad idea.
477
00:25:43,966 --> 00:25:47,211
Oh, yeah? Why? 'Cause I'm little?
478
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:48,929
Hmm.
479
00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:51,431
No, I'm actually a really good driver.
480
00:25:51,432 --> 00:25:53,308
And this van, it ain't nothing.
481
00:25:53,309 --> 00:25:56,394
I've driven a tow truck, a dump truck.
482
00:25:56,395 --> 00:25:58,521
I've even driven three different haulers
483
00:25:58,522 --> 00:26:00,974
for a guy I knew who stole trucks.
484
00:26:01,317 --> 00:26:05,320
No, but, I mean... Like,
it doesn't seem safe.
485
00:26:05,321 --> 00:26:07,572
Oh, yeah.
486
00:26:07,573 --> 00:26:10,276
'Cause I'm, like, a
really dangerous inmate.
487
00:26:11,535 --> 00:26:14,704
I could probably drive us right
off the road at any second.
488
00:26:14,705 --> 00:26:16,957
It's true.
489
00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:20,293
Vehicular homicide. And a suicide.
490
00:26:20,294 --> 00:26:23,213
And if we were to run into a
king, that would be regicide.
491
00:26:23,214 --> 00:26:25,090
Did you know that's
what "regicide" meant?
492
00:26:25,091 --> 00:26:27,633
Nah. You know, there
really isn't anything
493
00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:30,761
that you can't kill
with a freakin' V8, man.
494
00:26:30,762 --> 00:26:34,591
Well, I mean, unless it's like
an elephant or, like, a dinosaur.
495
00:26:35,642 --> 00:26:37,310
Uh, hey, can you pull in here a sec?
496
00:26:37,311 --> 00:26:38,519
Sure, for what?
497
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,146
Over here. I want to
pick up my paycheck.
498
00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:41,432
- Okay.
- Right over here.
499
00:26:43,859 --> 00:26:45,894
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
500
00:26:47,446 --> 00:26:49,697
- You work at a donut shop?
- Yeah.
501
00:26:49,698 --> 00:26:52,575
That is so cool!
502
00:26:52,576 --> 00:26:54,152
Uh...
503
00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,322
Thanks.
504
00:26:57,248 --> 00:27:01,292
So, uh, do I... I just
leave you in the van?
505
00:27:01,293 --> 00:27:04,337
Absolutely, just leave
me in the van unattended.
506
00:27:04,338 --> 00:27:06,122
It'll be a-okay.
507
00:27:06,882 --> 00:27:09,835
- Really?
- No, man.
508
00:27:10,552 --> 00:27:12,637
- What's wrong with you?
- Sorry.
509
00:27:12,638 --> 00:27:14,180
- Come on.
- Sorry.
510
00:27:14,181 --> 00:27:15,556
All right, well...
511
00:27:15,557 --> 00:27:18,009
I'm gonna show you. You'll
get the hang of this.
512
00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:26,026
So what's the deal with
you and this Alex girl?
513
00:27:26,027 --> 00:27:27,985
What do you mean, "What's the deal?"
514
00:27:27,986 --> 00:27:31,364
- Is she your girlfriend?
- Yes, she's my girlfriend.
515
00:27:31,365 --> 00:27:34,235
And your business partner
in the panty business?
516
00:27:35,077 --> 00:27:37,037
- Yes.
- But you thought of it.
517
00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:39,705
I did. I did think of it, yes.
518
00:27:39,706 --> 00:27:42,368
So what does she do?
519
00:27:45,587 --> 00:27:48,582
Well, aren't you Curious George?
520
00:27:50,801 --> 00:27:52,760
Why do you keep smiling at that guard?
521
00:27:52,761 --> 00:27:55,805
Oh, I smile at everybody.
522
00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:58,683
My brother, he used to
call me "Chummy Chapman."
523
00:27:58,684 --> 00:28:01,602
And you can stop interrogating me now.
524
00:28:01,603 --> 00:28:03,597
You're flirting with him.
525
00:28:07,068 --> 00:28:09,645
You need him to move the panties out.
526
00:28:10,904 --> 00:28:13,315
I don't know what you're talking about.
527
00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:15,150
Um...
528
00:28:15,659 --> 00:28:18,069
Excuse me, Officer?
529
00:28:20,414 --> 00:28:26,711
I think the tension on my
machine needs to be... adjusted.
530
00:28:26,712 --> 00:28:29,422
Should I talk to Mr. Turner?
531
00:28:29,423 --> 00:28:32,876
- Uh, he just went to the bathroom.
- Maybe you could help me.
532
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,636
Or should I look at that diagram again?
533
00:28:35,637 --> 00:28:38,590
- What diagram?
- The one on the wall.
534
00:28:39,308 --> 00:28:41,927
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.
535
00:28:48,192 --> 00:28:51,694
Looks like there's a knob
on the front right here.
536
00:28:51,695 --> 00:28:54,147
Right... there. Oh.
537
00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:57,032
- Psst!
- No, I knew that.
538
00:28:57,033 --> 00:28:59,034
And I... I knew it was right there,
539
00:28:59,035 --> 00:29:02,739
and then I forgot, and then
the thread just keeps...
540
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:09,204
breaking, and I have to keep...
rethreading... my bobbin.
541
00:29:10,922 --> 00:29:13,174
Ah, no. Uh, the... The...
542
00:29:13,175 --> 00:29:14,717
The knob on the front, that...
543
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,469
That's probably the one that...
544
00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:18,804
- uh, reduces the tension...
- Bobbins.
545
00:29:18,805 --> 00:29:20,348
Thank you, Officer.
546
00:29:20,349 --> 00:29:22,343
- No problem.
- Okay.
547
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,233
- You think this is poison ivy?
- Jesus.
548
00:29:30,234 --> 00:29:31,692
I don't know.
549
00:29:31,693 --> 00:29:33,733
Well, don't worry. I
ain't gonna rub it on you.
550
00:29:34,530 --> 00:29:36,239
I don't think so.
551
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,740
Are you sure?
552
00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:41,786
They got that saying. How's
it go? "Leaves of three..."
553
00:29:41,787 --> 00:29:43,489
Come on, it's a thing.
554
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,574
I don't know.
555
00:29:47,209 --> 00:29:50,245
Okay, I'm sorry.
556
00:29:55,384 --> 00:29:57,177
Fahri, we're overreacting.
557
00:29:57,178 --> 00:29:59,637
I mean, yeah, okay, we fucked up.
558
00:29:59,638 --> 00:30:03,933
But Kubra will understand. There
were extenuating circumstances.
559
00:30:03,934 --> 00:30:07,520
The only thing that
Kubra will understand
560
00:30:07,521 --> 00:30:11,732
is that we cost him money...
and left him exposed.
561
00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:15,320
We should have been there
to pick her up. Fuck.
562
00:30:15,321 --> 00:30:17,697
Well, we can't stay in
this hotel room forever.
563
00:30:17,698 --> 00:30:19,865
We need to make some kind of a decision.
564
00:30:23,995 --> 00:30:25,621
Did you tell anyone we were here?
565
00:30:25,622 --> 00:30:27,998
No, I've been with you the whole time.
566
00:30:27,999 --> 00:30:30,626
- Then who the fuck is that?
- I don't know.
567
00:30:30,627 --> 00:30:32,462
Fuck! Fuck!
568
00:30:32,463 --> 00:30:36,216
Fahri, you're frazzled.
You haven't slept.
569
00:30:36,217 --> 00:30:38,710
Don't do anything crazy.
570
00:30:42,723 --> 00:30:44,682
Room service.
571
00:30:44,683 --> 00:30:48,429
- What?
- You ordered the Croque Madame, remember?
572
00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:51,014
Oh.
573
00:30:52,065 --> 00:30:53,274
Right.
574
00:30:53,275 --> 00:30:55,519
Jesus Christ, Fahri.
575
00:31:02,284 --> 00:31:04,118
_
576
00:31:04,119 --> 00:31:07,989
Wherever. I lost my appetite.
577
00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:14,955
Look, these kinds of things
happen. It's the price of business.
578
00:31:16,006 --> 00:31:17,257
You don't know him like I do.
579
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:18,883
I think I know him well enough
580
00:31:18,884 --> 00:31:21,469
to say that he's not gonna
murder us in our hotel room.
581
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,380
Want to bet? Yeah.
582
00:31:25,056 --> 00:31:26,257
I do.
583
00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:28,009
How much?
584
00:31:29,603 --> 00:31:31,513
$5.
585
00:31:32,689 --> 00:31:35,476
Are you really not gonna eat
that? Because it smells great.
586
00:31:43,492 --> 00:31:44,735
Oh, my God.
587
00:31:47,579 --> 00:31:49,698
Guess you owe him $5.
588
00:31:56,463 --> 00:31:59,299
So, I don't really get the sign.
589
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,926
What's she supposed
to be? Stick of butter?
590
00:32:01,927 --> 00:32:04,094
No... she's a maple log.
591
00:32:04,095 --> 00:32:06,089
You can't see that?
592
00:32:06,390 --> 00:32:07,598
Mmm-hmm?
593
00:32:07,599 --> 00:32:09,141
I guess, but...
594
00:32:09,142 --> 00:32:11,936
it's just, like, a weird choice
because it's Trudy's Donuts.
595
00:32:11,937 --> 00:32:13,854
It's not Trudy's Maple Logs.
596
00:32:13,855 --> 00:32:16,399
Yeah, but she has a plate of donuts.
597
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,858
I know, but that's so stupid,
598
00:32:17,859 --> 00:32:20,986
because what does a maple
log know about making donuts?
599
00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:23,155
It's like a totally different species.
600
00:32:23,156 --> 00:32:26,992
Well, does a donut have a self-awareness
of what it means to be a donut
601
00:32:26,993 --> 00:32:29,287
that somehow makes it
a more capable cook?
602
00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:32,665
Maybe the maple log has more insight
603
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:36,502
because it can see things
from an outside perspective.
604
00:32:36,503 --> 00:32:38,045
What do you mean?
605
00:32:38,046 --> 00:32:40,047
I mean, if it's a donut
that's making donuts,
606
00:32:40,048 --> 00:32:43,050
then that donut would be burdened
by all kinds of personal biases
607
00:32:43,051 --> 00:32:47,179
and probably, ultimately, be
conflicted about the whole enterprise.
608
00:32:47,180 --> 00:32:52,427
Because a donut that's selling
donuts is basically a slave trader.
609
00:32:52,894 --> 00:32:56,564
Worse, really, because
he's selling his own people
610
00:32:56,565 --> 00:32:58,148
to be consumed as food.
611
00:32:58,149 --> 00:33:00,651
But a donut should look like a donut
612
00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:02,437
if that's what you're selling...
613
00:33:03,322 --> 00:33:04,572
okay?
614
00:33:04,573 --> 00:33:05,698
How about this?
615
00:33:05,699 --> 00:33:09,034
Why don't you do a big picture
of a donut eating himself
616
00:33:09,035 --> 00:33:10,745
'cause he tastes so good?
617
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:12,872
- I know I'd go in.
- But that's deranged.
618
00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:14,707
Why? That's funny.
619
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:17,292
'Cause if he's eating himself,
then he's committing suicide.
620
00:33:17,293 --> 00:33:20,170
He wouldn't have, like, a
sad expression on his face.
621
00:33:20,171 --> 00:33:23,758
He'd be freakin' smiling because
the taste of himself is so good
622
00:33:23,759 --> 00:33:26,502
that he wouldn't fear death no more.
623
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:32,141
That might be overselling
Trudy's Donuts.
624
00:33:32,142 --> 00:33:35,770
You know what? I think
you're right.
625
00:33:35,771 --> 00:33:38,230
I am so stuffed.
626
00:33:38,231 --> 00:33:39,940
How many did you eat?
627
00:33:39,941 --> 00:33:42,276
I don't know. I wasn't
looking. Like, four?
628
00:33:42,277 --> 00:33:43,819
You want to take the rest back to camp?
629
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,781
Mmm-mmm. No, we can't
take 'em back to camp.
630
00:33:46,782 --> 00:33:48,782
'Cause then they'll know
we stopped somewhere.
631
00:33:50,035 --> 00:33:52,528
We're not really
supposed to stop anywhere.
632
00:33:53,955 --> 00:33:55,373
I mean, we're gonna be all right,
633
00:33:55,374 --> 00:33:57,207
'cause they usually give
us an hour and a half
634
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:59,419
when we run an errand off camp.
635
00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:02,706
And I drive really fast, so
we definitely got some time.
636
00:34:03,424 --> 00:34:04,750
Hmm.
637
00:34:05,801 --> 00:34:08,587
Well, you know what I like
to do with day-old donuts?
638
00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:10,846
What?
639
00:34:12,015 --> 00:34:15,225
Try to get it to
that... Yeah, you keep hogging it!
640
00:34:15,226 --> 00:34:18,396
- Try to get it to that one. No.
- Who him? That one?
641
00:34:18,397 --> 00:34:20,147
Throw it right there. No, that one.
642
00:34:20,148 --> 00:34:21,315
Okie-doke.
643
00:34:21,316 --> 00:34:23,067
Oh, you
missed. Man, you suck.
644
00:34:23,068 --> 00:34:24,276
- I'm not a duck.
- This duck? This duck?
645
00:34:24,277 --> 00:34:26,320
Come on, duck. Get
your donut!
646
00:34:29,991 --> 00:34:32,068
Come on, duck. Catch your donut!
647
00:34:36,665 --> 00:34:38,458
I like your idea, Linda.
648
00:34:38,459 --> 00:34:41,168
Let's get some paint
supplies on the next order.
649
00:34:41,169 --> 00:34:44,630
Really? Painting the walls
pink reduces violence.
650
00:34:44,631 --> 00:34:47,257
- Is that scientific?
- I don't think it is.
651
00:34:47,258 --> 00:34:49,635
Well, a couple of gallons
of paint costs less
652
00:34:49,636 --> 00:34:52,763
than hiring more guards in Max.
653
00:34:52,764 --> 00:34:55,516
Well, in that case, I say let's try it.
654
00:34:55,517 --> 00:34:57,768
- What was your name again?
- Linda.
655
00:34:57,769 --> 00:35:00,438
- I like the way this one thinks.
- Absolutely.
656
00:35:00,439 --> 00:35:04,559
Linda's been a real rock star when
it comes to cost-saving initiatives.
657
00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:06,276
Well...
658
00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:10,490
So, uh, Danny, how is
everything up in Min security?
659
00:35:10,491 --> 00:35:11,991
Not bad. Not bad.
660
00:35:11,992 --> 00:35:15,828
The, uh, meal plan has been implemented.
661
00:35:15,829 --> 00:35:18,539
Everything running
pretty smoothly so far.
662
00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:22,368
Well, except for our Jewish problem.
663
00:35:22,961 --> 00:35:26,088
- Jewish problem?
- Probably not the best choice of words.
664
00:35:26,089 --> 00:35:30,926
There's a program for kosher
meals that we feel is being abused.
665
00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:33,638
I have a plan to address it.
666
00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:36,474
Also, I've located a
new source for soap.
667
00:35:36,475 --> 00:35:38,093
Is it the Jews?
668
00:35:42,814 --> 00:35:44,982
Does anyone else have something?
669
00:35:44,983 --> 00:35:48,611
Keep them coming, people.
There are no bad ideas.
670
00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:50,396
Well, I wouldn't say that.
671
00:35:51,698 --> 00:35:56,536
Uh, I had an idea. And it's
not a cost-saving initiative.
672
00:35:56,537 --> 00:36:00,824
Actually, it'll cost us money. Not much.
673
00:36:01,750 --> 00:36:03,250
Okay.
674
00:36:03,251 --> 00:36:06,504
The, um... The prisoners
need books for the library.
675
00:36:06,505 --> 00:36:08,589
Danny, we already discussed that.
676
00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:10,716
I told him, he could get
the books as donations.
677
00:36:10,717 --> 00:36:12,552
No, I know, um...
678
00:36:12,553 --> 00:36:15,763
- But I was speaking with Caputo...
- Who's Caputo?
679
00:36:15,764 --> 00:36:17,139
Our man on the ground.
680
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:18,724
And what department is he in?
681
00:36:18,725 --> 00:36:21,393
He's, uh, in the prison...
682
00:36:21,394 --> 00:36:24,689
- uh, working... there.
- Okay.
683
00:36:24,690 --> 00:36:28,233
Anyway, he was thinking it would
be important for the inmates
684
00:36:28,234 --> 00:36:32,071
to get legal books to
work on their cases.
685
00:36:32,072 --> 00:36:34,073
Also, we haven't talked at all
686
00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:36,450
about implementing a
job-training program.
687
00:36:36,451 --> 00:36:39,487
And the idea behind job training is?
688
00:36:40,121 --> 00:36:46,244
To help the prisoners get jobs
after they get out of prison.
689
00:36:47,462 --> 00:36:50,923
Probably should wait till Jones
gets back to talk about that.
690
00:36:50,924 --> 00:36:53,467
Yeah, that's more of an outreach issue.
691
00:36:53,468 --> 00:36:55,302
That's not really operational.
692
00:36:55,303 --> 00:36:57,512
I don't know when else I'd bring it up.
693
00:36:57,513 --> 00:36:59,765
Well, I think it's a nice idea.
694
00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:03,227
But sounds like something for
a little further down the road.
695
00:37:03,228 --> 00:37:06,181
That's all for
today. Thank you, everybody.
696
00:37:07,774 --> 00:37:11,602
Hey, Cheryl, can you
go talk to Edward in HR?
697
00:37:12,195 --> 00:37:15,273
- Am I fired?
- He'll walk you through it.
698
00:37:17,408 --> 00:37:18,819
Okay.
699
00:37:23,081 --> 00:37:25,332
What was that all about?
700
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,084
The one day Strath is
here from Atlanta...
701
00:37:27,085 --> 00:37:29,837
There are issues we
need to deal with now,
702
00:37:29,838 --> 00:37:32,464
or it's gonna cost us
way more down the road.
703
00:37:32,465 --> 00:37:34,008
I mean, this stuff with kosher meals...
704
00:37:34,009 --> 00:37:36,135
I mean, you might be
saving dollars and cents,
705
00:37:36,136 --> 00:37:38,679
but, pfft, what if there's a lawsuit?
706
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,931
You think Strath gives a shit?
707
00:37:40,932 --> 00:37:43,183
He's gonna be running
some other corporation
708
00:37:43,184 --> 00:37:45,853
before anything comes
to bite him in the ass.
709
00:37:45,854 --> 00:37:47,938
What he wants and needs
710
00:37:47,939 --> 00:37:50,107
is something he can
show his shareholders
711
00:37:50,108 --> 00:37:52,401
at the end of this quarter.
712
00:37:52,402 --> 00:37:53,944
I know.
713
00:37:53,945 --> 00:37:57,615
But isn't there any big picture here?
714
00:37:57,616 --> 00:38:00,200
I mean, Caputo and I are
the only ones on the floor
715
00:38:00,201 --> 00:38:04,288
- dealing with these people face-to-face.
- Because you're good with people.
716
00:38:04,289 --> 00:38:07,833
If I wanted someone
with sucky people skills,
717
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:09,084
I would've hired your sister.
718
00:38:10,712 --> 00:38:13,130
Working in a women's prison doesn't mean
719
00:38:13,131 --> 00:38:15,800
you have to act like a woman.
720
00:38:15,801 --> 00:38:18,837
- You get my drift?
- Yeah, I get it, Dad.
721
00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:22,181
It's all right. It's a process.
722
00:38:22,182 --> 00:38:23,974
But remember, you're the boss.
723
00:38:23,975 --> 00:38:25,559
- Right.
- Not Mr. Caputo.
724
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:26,845
Yes.
725
00:38:27,187 --> 00:38:29,479
- Who's the boss?
- I'm the boss.
726
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,891
That's right.
727
00:38:31,733 --> 00:38:32,942
All right.
728
00:38:32,943 --> 00:38:34,985
I brought you some
pictures of the house,
729
00:38:34,986 --> 00:38:37,780
but I wasn't allowed to bring them in.
730
00:38:37,781 --> 00:38:41,075
I can... describe it to you, though.
731
00:38:41,076 --> 00:38:43,452
No, it's all right.
732
00:38:43,453 --> 00:38:45,405
I know you're nervous and all, but...
733
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:48,950
you should know that I still
want you to have the baby.
734
00:38:52,921 --> 00:38:54,880
Well, that's...
735
00:38:54,881 --> 00:38:56,381
But...
736
00:38:56,382 --> 00:38:59,301
I got one condition.
737
00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:02,096
I want you to write to
me. Not all the time.
738
00:39:02,097 --> 00:39:05,967
'Cause I know you'll be busy with
her and your life and everything.
739
00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:09,394
But I just want to know that
she's okay since I can't visit,
740
00:39:09,395 --> 00:39:11,605
'cause it wouldn't
be good for her, so...
741
00:39:11,606 --> 00:39:14,274
You keep saying "her."
Do you know it's a girl?
742
00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:17,111
No, my mother thinks she is, so...
743
00:39:17,112 --> 00:39:19,355
You know, 'cause of
the way my belly hangs.
744
00:39:21,074 --> 00:39:24,451
Daya... of course I'll write to you.
745
00:39:24,452 --> 00:39:27,788
That was... always part of the plan.
746
00:39:27,789 --> 00:39:30,624
And I will send you
some of her drawings,
747
00:39:30,625 --> 00:39:34,336
so you can see if she
inherited your artistic talents.
748
00:39:34,337 --> 00:39:35,796
Aw.
749
00:39:35,797 --> 00:39:38,048
'Cause George, he can't
even draw a straight line.
750
00:39:38,049 --> 00:39:39,508
I mean...
751
00:39:39,509 --> 00:39:41,510
Good runner, though. Very athletic.
752
00:39:41,511 --> 00:39:44,797
Uh, how much will he be involved?
753
00:39:46,892 --> 00:39:51,679
Well, he is in prison, so... not much.
754
00:39:53,732 --> 00:39:57,151
I'm really glad that you...
755
00:39:57,152 --> 00:39:58,527
That you thought this through,
756
00:39:58,528 --> 00:40:01,739
because when you said
"but," I was, like...
757
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:04,116
- I was afraid...
- What?
758
00:40:04,117 --> 00:40:07,619
I was afraid you were
gonna ask for more money.
759
00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:09,371
More money?
760
00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:11,449
The arrangement with your mother.
761
00:40:15,003 --> 00:40:17,580
She didn't tell you.
762
00:40:21,092 --> 00:40:24,678
No, she didn't tell me.
763
00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:27,472
I'm happy to pay you a little stipend
764
00:40:27,473 --> 00:40:29,016
if it helps you get back on your feet.
765
00:40:29,017 --> 00:40:30,600
No.
766
00:40:30,601 --> 00:40:32,311
This isn't right.
767
00:40:32,312 --> 00:40:34,146
Dayanara, I have the means,
768
00:40:34,147 --> 00:40:38,317
and I really want to
help you and your mother.
769
00:40:38,318 --> 00:40:43,322
I mean, we're family now, so it's okay.
770
00:40:43,323 --> 00:40:46,734
All my mother cares
about is getting paid.
771
00:40:48,286 --> 00:40:52,164
I can't do this. This is a lie.
772
00:40:52,165 --> 00:40:54,617
Wait, what do you mean?
773
00:40:59,714 --> 00:41:02,042
The baby isn't George's.
774
00:41:06,137 --> 00:41:07,471
But he...
775
00:41:07,472 --> 00:41:10,975
Yeah, I had sex with him.
Well... he had sex with me.
776
00:41:10,976 --> 00:41:13,719
We had sex, but it isn't his.
777
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,310
I was already pregnant by...
That really doesn't matter.
778
00:41:27,617 --> 00:41:28,742
Well...
779
00:41:28,743 --> 00:41:30,369
I just wanted what
was best for the baby,
780
00:41:30,370 --> 00:41:32,079
and you seemed kind,
781
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,789
and the life you could give her is
the life that I want her to have,
782
00:41:34,790 --> 00:41:36,284
so, it's like...
783
00:41:40,922 --> 00:41:43,673
I can't lie. I just, I...
784
00:41:43,674 --> 00:41:47,045
I can't lie for money. I'm sorry.
785
00:41:49,973 --> 00:41:52,258
I feel so sick right now.
786
00:42:01,943 --> 00:42:04,520
Thank you for telling me the truth.
787
00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,879
This line is longer than ever today.
788
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,757
Well, they're raising prices,
so everybody's stocking up.
789
00:42:25,758 --> 00:42:28,760
So, they make the food inedible,
then they jack up the commissary.
790
00:42:28,761 --> 00:42:31,339
You got it. God bless America.
791
00:42:32,432 --> 00:42:34,433
You know, Benny's at our
house for dinner tonight.
792
00:42:34,434 --> 00:42:35,968
Yeah?
793
00:42:36,769 --> 00:42:38,846
I guess they're really becoming friends.
794
00:42:41,441 --> 00:42:43,442
Wow! That must be hard on you,
795
00:42:43,443 --> 00:42:45,903
seeing as your son is so impressionable
796
00:42:45,904 --> 00:42:48,606
and mine uses such crass language.
797
00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:52,067
I'm sorry.
798
00:42:52,868 --> 00:42:55,821
- I shouldn't have accused you.
- No, you shouldn't have.
799
00:42:57,582 --> 00:43:00,000
It's just that I... was
hoping I could be there
800
00:43:00,001 --> 00:43:01,961
to help shape him, you know?
801
00:43:01,962 --> 00:43:04,497
Teach him how to shave or change a tire.
802
00:43:08,093 --> 00:43:10,010
I might have changed,
but I'm still his father.
803
00:43:10,011 --> 00:43:12,221
And how do you think I feel?
804
00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:15,474
I'm supposed to be taking care of shit.
805
00:43:15,475 --> 00:43:19,186
Worst thing I could imagine
is my son becoming a thug.
806
00:43:19,187 --> 00:43:21,313
But he could.
807
00:43:21,314 --> 00:43:23,308
And I can't stop him.
808
00:43:24,609 --> 00:43:26,894
Fuck you. Next.
809
00:43:29,822 --> 00:43:31,232
It's done.
810
00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:36,828
Now, you should know, the
story took an unexpected turn
811
00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:39,414
during the trial by lovemaking.
812
00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:43,543
- Edwina... blindfolded.
- What?
813
00:43:43,544 --> 00:43:45,670
She didn't know one
membrane from another.
814
00:43:45,671 --> 00:43:46,914
What?
815
00:43:47,132 --> 00:43:49,292
Who does she choose?
816
00:43:49,717 --> 00:43:51,385
Oh, man.
817
00:43:51,386 --> 00:43:53,678
Don't blame me.
818
00:43:53,679 --> 00:43:58,593
I'm but a lowly instrument to the muses.
819
00:44:07,152 --> 00:44:09,819
- I quit.
- What do you mean, you quit?
820
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:12,281
I can't show my face in the halls.
821
00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:15,367
Those meals aren't fit
for human consumption.
822
00:44:15,368 --> 00:44:17,536
That's not true, and
you'll get used to them.
823
00:44:17,537 --> 00:44:21,165
This is the same meals that they serve
in all the prisons in the country.
824
00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,583
Is that
supposed to make me feel better?
825
00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:25,544
Healy, don't get me wrong.
826
00:44:25,545 --> 00:44:29,839
I knew there would be compromises,
and I love being forced to improvise.
827
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:34,553
But I can't play a piano if you
cut off my hands at the wrists!
828
00:44:34,554 --> 00:44:36,221
I don't know what to tell you now.
829
00:44:36,222 --> 00:44:37,889
I've already gone out on a limb for you.
830
00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:41,726
You can't just jump from
job to job as you please!
831
00:44:41,727 --> 00:44:43,596
It's killing me.
832
00:44:49,777 --> 00:44:51,479
I'm sorry, Red.
833
00:44:55,032 --> 00:44:57,277
My hands are cut off, too.
834
00:45:00,913 --> 00:45:04,241
Red... Red, your jacket.
835
00:45:21,058 --> 00:45:23,268
What are you doing?
836
00:45:23,269 --> 00:45:24,554
When?
837
00:45:26,772 --> 00:45:28,140
Oh.
838
00:45:28,774 --> 00:45:30,775
Sometimes the inmates sneak cigarettes,
839
00:45:30,776 --> 00:45:34,689
so I smell their clothes
and... What can I do for you?
840
00:45:35,198 --> 00:45:36,323
Oh, uh...
841
00:45:36,324 --> 00:45:39,743
I talked to Soso earlier today.
842
00:45:39,744 --> 00:45:42,412
You wrote her a recommendation
to get on antidepressants?
843
00:45:42,413 --> 00:45:44,073
Yeah, she was feeling blue.
844
00:45:44,624 --> 00:45:47,626
Well, I don't think it's a good
idea to jump right to medication,
845
00:45:47,627 --> 00:45:49,954
at least not before
talking through the problem.
846
00:45:50,463 --> 00:45:53,173
I did talk through the problem,
847
00:45:53,174 --> 00:45:56,635
and I decided to take action
before things got worse.
848
00:45:56,636 --> 00:45:59,179
You also told her
nobody likes sad people
849
00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:01,549
and that depression's all in her head.
850
00:46:03,309 --> 00:46:04,559
So?
851
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,645
When someone's feeling vulnerable,
852
00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:08,855
they need their pain acknowledged,
853
00:46:08,856 --> 00:46:11,892
not be made to feel worse for having it.
854
00:46:13,903 --> 00:46:16,196
Well...
855
00:46:16,197 --> 00:46:18,114
Look...
856
00:46:18,115 --> 00:46:23,119
no offense to you...
but she's my counselee,
857
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:27,249
and I don't need to take
advice from someone like you.
858
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,909
Someone like me?
859
00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:31,878
I have a Master's in social work.
860
00:46:31,879 --> 00:46:34,957
And I have a Master's in psychology.
861
00:46:38,010 --> 00:46:39,920
Healy...
862
00:46:41,013 --> 00:46:43,807
the last thing I want
is to step on your toes.
863
00:46:43,808 --> 00:46:47,686
But I think it would be
better if I took on Soso,
864
00:46:47,687 --> 00:46:49,271
at least for a little while.
865
00:46:49,272 --> 00:46:53,100
I think she might do
better with another woman.
866
00:46:55,570 --> 00:47:00,407
So, it's a woman thing.
It's always a woman thing.
867
00:47:00,408 --> 00:47:03,577
And I guess you feel that
you understand her better
868
00:47:03,578 --> 00:47:06,363
because she's a minority, too.
869
00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:11,411
- I didn't say... that.
- Didn't have to.
870
00:47:14,422 --> 00:47:15,915
You know what?
871
00:47:17,217 --> 00:47:19,126
You want her so bad...
872
00:47:22,096 --> 00:47:23,464
go ahead.
873
00:47:24,098 --> 00:47:25,181
That's fine.
874
00:47:25,182 --> 00:47:27,392
You don't have to be resentful.
875
00:47:27,393 --> 00:47:30,604
- It's about what's right for her.
- Oh, of course it is.
876
00:47:30,605 --> 00:47:31,931
Oh.
877
00:47:33,233 --> 00:47:34,566
Is that all, ma'am?
878
00:47:34,567 --> 00:47:37,603
That is all, sir. Thank you.
879
00:47:38,404 --> 00:47:40,064
Thank you.
880
00:47:46,412 --> 00:47:49,865
- Hey.
- She went back to him...
881
00:47:51,125 --> 00:47:52,577
for sex.
882
00:47:53,628 --> 00:47:55,379
That's so cheap.
883
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:57,464
Everything in this
book is all about sex.
884
00:47:57,465 --> 00:47:59,424
That's because it's
meant to be. It's smut.
885
00:47:59,425 --> 00:48:01,168
It doesn't have to be.
886
00:48:02,928 --> 00:48:06,215
She had a chance
for love, but she blew it.
887
00:48:08,225 --> 00:48:09,643
Are you drunk?
888
00:48:09,644 --> 00:48:12,812
You know, there's no such
thing as love, really.
889
00:48:15,024 --> 00:48:18,853
Love is just sex without the money shot.
890
00:48:19,236 --> 00:48:23,448
That's why everybody loves Rodcocker.
891
00:48:23,449 --> 00:48:27,286
'Cause he gives them
a 10-gallon money shot!
892
00:48:27,287 --> 00:48:29,454
You need to get off the
ground before you get a shot,
893
00:48:29,455 --> 00:48:30,914
and I ain't talking about money.
894
00:48:30,915 --> 00:48:33,124
Don't touch me! I'm fine.
895
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,251
You're not fine. You're tanked.
896
00:48:35,252 --> 00:48:38,338
And you need to go to AA like
I said and get some help, woman.
897
00:48:38,339 --> 00:48:40,791
Like you said.
898
00:48:41,426 --> 00:48:43,377
Why I got to do what you say?
899
00:48:45,137 --> 00:48:47,597
I don't need to talk
about how I need a drink.
900
00:48:47,598 --> 00:48:49,509
I need a reason not to drink.
901
00:48:51,436 --> 00:48:54,138
Is AA gonna make me feel useful?
902
00:48:56,065 --> 00:48:57,941
Tell me I have a future?
903
00:48:57,942 --> 00:49:00,435
Give me somebody to
spend that future with?
904
00:49:02,655 --> 00:49:04,739
You got me.
905
00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:08,785
For whatever future we got, you got me.
906
00:49:08,786 --> 00:49:10,696
That's not enough.
907
00:49:15,543 --> 00:49:17,494
I'm lonely.
908
00:49:19,964 --> 00:49:22,291
I'm always gonna be lonely.
909
00:49:24,051 --> 00:49:28,756
Gilly couldn't find love, and
he's the purest soul in the universe.
910
00:49:29,390 --> 00:49:30,758
P...
911
00:49:31,767 --> 00:49:33,719
it's just a dirty story.
912
00:49:35,355 --> 00:49:37,807
Please, stand up.
913
00:49:40,401 --> 00:49:42,819
Come on. Come on.
914
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:44,396
Let's go.
915
00:49:46,741 --> 00:49:48,943
You're right. I need help.
916
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,580
Then... you gotta get it.
917
00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:57,743
You got to admit you can't do it alone.
918
00:50:00,588 --> 00:50:02,582
You're right.
919
00:50:12,933 --> 00:50:15,769
Hey, uh, Jackson, right?
920
00:50:15,770 --> 00:50:17,270
Kowalski.
921
00:50:17,271 --> 00:50:18,438
Close.
922
00:50:18,439 --> 00:50:19,606
Have you seen Caputo?
923
00:50:19,607 --> 00:50:22,727
He's gone. He leaves early on Thursdays.
924
00:50:23,569 --> 00:50:25,062
Why?
925
00:50:28,866 --> 00:50:30,860
Shit, I gotta take this.
926
00:50:34,414 --> 00:50:35,622
Hello?
927
00:50:35,623 --> 00:50:37,416
Hey, buddy. Just got back to camp.
928
00:50:37,417 --> 00:50:40,627
And I thought I'd see you, but
you're, uh... you're not here.
929
00:50:40,628 --> 00:50:44,039
Yeah, I... I leave a
little early on Thursdays.
930
00:50:44,590 --> 00:50:47,216
- How'd the meeting go?
- It went fine.
931
00:50:47,217 --> 00:50:49,218
Are they springing for
any new expenditures?
932
00:50:49,219 --> 00:50:50,595
Don't worry about it.
933
00:50:50,596 --> 00:50:52,806
Just worry about staying at your job
934
00:50:52,807 --> 00:50:55,342
until your shift is complete, all right?
935
00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:03,399
Uh, yes, Pearson, of course.
936
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,777
And I've asked you not
to call me "Pearson."
937
00:51:05,778 --> 00:51:10,232
You call me "Danny," like
I've asked you multiple times.
938
00:51:11,617 --> 00:51:13,201
Yes, Danny, sir.
939
00:51:13,202 --> 00:51:17,572
Just Danny. Thank you.
See you tomorrow, buddy.
940
00:51:17,915 --> 00:51:19,950
See you tomorrow.
941
00:51:22,169 --> 00:51:24,796
- Do you want to run through the set?
- No.
942
00:51:24,797 --> 00:51:27,124
- Can we just jam a little?
- Yeah.
943
00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:31,928
- Actually, I'd like to sing.
- Yeah, let's do it.
944
00:51:42,523 --> 00:51:43,974
♪ Hey, buddy ♪
945
00:51:44,817 --> 00:51:46,693
♪ Hey, buddy ♪
946
00:51:46,694 --> 00:51:48,813
♪ You want your back
scratched, buddy? ♪
947
00:51:50,615 --> 00:51:52,782
♪ Mouth full of marbles ♪
948
00:51:52,783 --> 00:51:54,408
♪ Mouth full of lies ♪
949
00:51:54,409 --> 00:51:56,327
♪ I can see through
you like a window ♪
950
00:51:56,328 --> 00:51:58,280
♪ But you're a
ceiling, not the sky ♪
951
00:51:59,039 --> 00:52:00,331
♪ You say you're not the warden ♪
952
00:52:00,332 --> 00:52:02,834
♪ But you're the fucking warden ♪
953
00:52:02,835 --> 00:52:04,377
♪ You say you're not the warden ♪
954
00:52:04,378 --> 00:52:06,963
♪ But you're the fucking warden ♪
955
00:52:06,964 --> 00:52:08,548
♪ You say you're not the warden ♪
956
00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:11,418
♪ But you're the fucking warden ♪
957
00:52:11,886 --> 00:52:14,804
I used to like to say
little positive quotes in the morning.
958
00:52:14,805 --> 00:52:17,641
But now there's some concern
about legal clearances.
959
00:52:17,642 --> 00:52:19,676
So, good morning.
960
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:46,795
So, you met with him. What did he say?
961
00:52:46,796 --> 00:52:48,462
I told him that I have a kink
962
00:52:48,463 --> 00:52:51,215
and that my kink is
servicing other people's kinks
963
00:52:51,216 --> 00:52:53,968
and that I'd give him 5% if he
got the goods to a drop-off point.
964
00:52:53,969 --> 00:52:55,344
Hmm.
965
00:52:55,345 --> 00:52:58,222
- No hand job?
- No hand job... yet.
966
00:52:58,223 --> 00:53:01,392
Though if it comes to that,
I'm passing the baton to you.
967
00:53:01,393 --> 00:53:04,638
The fleshy, pink man-baton.
968
00:53:05,773 --> 00:53:07,266
What?
969
00:53:08,734 --> 00:53:10,477
She's staring at me again.
970
00:53:11,612 --> 00:53:13,688
She's... staring at you?
971
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:17,408
All right, let's settle this.
972
00:53:17,409 --> 00:53:19,327
- No.
- Oh, yes.
973
00:53:19,328 --> 00:53:21,412
This whole thing ends right now.
974
00:53:21,413 --> 00:53:23,623
- Hey.
- Hi.
975
00:53:23,624 --> 00:53:24,749
- Lolly.
- Hi.
976
00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:25,951
Hey.
977
00:53:26,752 --> 00:53:30,088
Hey, my friend, um, Alex thinks
that you're staring at her.
978
00:53:30,089 --> 00:53:32,457
- Are you staring at her?
- Oh, yeah.
979
00:53:34,509 --> 00:53:37,303
- Why are you staring at her?
- 'Cause she keeps staring at me.
980
00:53:40,557 --> 00:53:41,683
That...
981
00:53:41,684 --> 00:53:44,261
That makes a lot of sense. Thank you.
982
00:53:48,482 --> 00:53:50,817
You see? She's harmless.
983
00:53:50,818 --> 00:53:53,361
- Yeah, but...
- She's harmless.
984
00:53:53,362 --> 00:53:55,064
It's all in your head.
985
00:53:58,701 --> 00:54:00,118
Okay.
986
00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:02,237
- Okay?
- You're right.
987
00:54:09,169 --> 00:54:10,745
Harmless.
988
00:54:23,058 --> 00:54:24,301
Kubra...
989
00:54:24,935 --> 00:54:27,854
- I want to explain...
- Everyone wants to explain.
990
00:54:27,855 --> 00:54:30,850
Like the reasons you do anything
changes how they affect me.
991
00:54:31,692 --> 00:54:34,019
You actually thought
you could run from me.
992
00:54:35,195 --> 00:54:37,982
- We weren't thinking straight.
- I see.
993
00:54:38,824 --> 00:54:42,827
Did you think I sought revenge
for missing an airport pickup?
994
00:54:42,828 --> 00:54:44,578
Let me set the record straight,
995
00:54:44,579 --> 00:54:48,041
because that would paint me
as a rash and an impulsive man,
996
00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:49,417
which I am not.
997
00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:53,046
He missed the pickup, and
he wasted my time and money
998
00:54:53,047 --> 00:54:57,008
on stupid-ass ideas about
businesses to invest in.
999
00:54:57,009 --> 00:55:00,629
But that's not worth a
death sentence, right?
1000
00:55:01,764 --> 00:55:03,883
To err is human.
1001
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,185
However, when a fucker gets so lazy
1002
00:55:07,186 --> 00:55:09,896
he no longer bothers to buy
burners to make calls on,
1003
00:55:09,897 --> 00:55:11,140
that...
1004
00:55:12,107 --> 00:55:14,684
is too fucking human.
1005
00:55:15,485 --> 00:55:17,479
I can't tolerate that.
1006
00:55:19,156 --> 00:55:22,241
I'm trying to run a business
here. Do you understand?
1007
00:55:22,242 --> 00:55:24,703
Yes, I understand.
1008
00:55:24,704 --> 00:55:27,455
And I need everyone
to pull their weight,
1009
00:55:27,456 --> 00:55:29,665
and I need everyone focused.
1010
00:55:29,666 --> 00:55:32,585
You don't seem very focused now, Alex.
1011
00:55:32,586 --> 00:55:36,831
Am I right to say you are
not feeling very focused?
1012
00:55:37,632 --> 00:55:40,051
- No.
- Speak up!
1013
00:55:40,052 --> 00:55:44,513
Am I right to say you
are not feeling very focused?
1014
00:55:44,514 --> 00:55:46,758
No, I'm not very focused.
1015
00:55:56,026 --> 00:55:57,602
Of course not.
1016
00:55:58,779 --> 00:56:00,814
Because you're not
taking care of yourself.
1017
00:56:01,907 --> 00:56:03,366
But you'll get that back.
1018
00:56:03,367 --> 00:56:05,243
You need to dry out.
1019
00:56:05,244 --> 00:56:07,245
I'll find you a rehab center,
1020
00:56:07,246 --> 00:56:11,241
somewhere near Northampton
so you'll be close to home.
1021
00:56:14,711 --> 00:56:17,039
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1022
00:56:17,631 --> 00:56:20,674
You see?
1023
00:56:20,675 --> 00:56:22,211
I can be forgiving.
1024
00:56:23,303 --> 00:56:27,382
Fahri wasn't your
friend. I am your friend.
1025
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,760
And I have lots of friends.
1026
00:56:32,104 --> 00:56:33,722
Remember that.
1027
00:56:37,317 --> 00:56:38,727
Whoa!
1028
00:56:41,738 --> 00:56:45,275
The third orifice is a wormhole?
1029
00:56:47,702 --> 00:56:50,246
Sorry, no spoilers, but...
1030
00:56:50,247 --> 00:56:53,700
they just explained how
the time humping works.
1031
00:56:54,668 --> 00:56:56,169
Have you read this yet?
1032
00:56:56,170 --> 00:56:57,378
Mmm-mmm.
1033
00:56:57,379 --> 00:57:00,464
Huh, well... might
be a long time before you can.
1034
00:57:00,465 --> 00:57:03,176
There's a waiting list
now, which is unfair,
1035
00:57:03,177 --> 00:57:06,137
because, you know, some
people are rereading it,
1036
00:57:06,138 --> 00:57:07,889
even though there's people like you
1037
00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:09,933
who haven't read it for the first time.
1038
00:57:09,934 --> 00:57:12,094
Oh, I don't mind waiting.
1039
00:57:13,103 --> 00:57:15,180
I'm a patient person.
1040
00:57:19,513 --> 00:57:22,090
_
1041
00:57:34,256 --> 00:57:40,956
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