1 00:01:00,162 --> 00:01:01,365 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded 2 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:01,522 :::::[GWC]::::: 3 00:01:01,523 --> 00:01:01,656 :::::[GWC]::::: 4 00:01:01,657 --> 00:01:01,789 :::::[GWC]::::: 5 00:01:01,790 --> 00:01:01,922 :::::[GWC]::::: 6 00:01:01,923 --> 00:01:02,056 :::::[GWC]::::: 7 00:01:02,057 --> 00:01:02,189 :::::[GWC]::::: 8 00:01:02,190 --> 00:01:02,322 :::::[GWC]::::: 9 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:02,456 :::::[GWC]::::: 10 00:01:02,457 --> 00:01:02,589 :::::[GWC]::::: 11 00:01:02,590 --> 00:01:02,722 :::::[GWC]::::: 12 00:01:02,723 --> 00:01:02,856 :::::[GWC]::::: 13 00:01:02,857 --> 00:01:02,989 :::::[GWC]::::: 14 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:03,122 :::::[GWC]::::: 15 00:01:03,123 --> 00:01:03,256 :::::[GWC]::::: 16 00:01:03,257 --> 00:01:13,890 :::::[GWC]::::: 17 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:16,010 You need a lot of this. 18 00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:18,763 The wrong place for that, my friend. 19 00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,314 Do you see my towel? 20 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,324 - I'm starving. - Yeah, me, too. 21 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:49,537 Hey, Norma. 22 00:01:51,631 --> 00:01:53,373 Morning, Norma. 23 00:01:54,384 --> 00:01:56,961 Hey, Norma, can I get my morning blessing? 24 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:00,339 You know, the little arm squeeze thing you do? 25 00:02:03,267 --> 00:02:05,685 Yup, hits the spot. 26 00:02:09,649 --> 00:02:10,933 Hey. 27 00:02:14,529 --> 00:02:16,863 Yo, Norma, I know you got the magic. 28 00:02:16,864 --> 00:02:19,991 Banfield says she brushed against you in the cafeteria, 29 00:02:19,992 --> 00:02:23,787 and when you touched her wart, it fell off the next day! 30 00:02:25,540 --> 00:02:27,916 So, I got this letter I'm sending to my guy, Rodney, 31 00:02:27,917 --> 00:02:30,535 and I'm a need you to hocus pocus it. 32 00:02:31,253 --> 00:02:34,088 You know, I hear he got this new girlfriend, Leslie. 33 00:02:34,089 --> 00:02:37,050 Oh, and I don't need you to hex her or nothing like that, 34 00:02:37,051 --> 00:02:39,469 'cause, you know, that would be crazy. 35 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:40,970 Or would it? 36 00:02:40,971 --> 00:02:45,134 I don't know. You know, It would be great, actually, if you could hex Leslie. 37 00:02:52,525 --> 00:02:53,726 That's it? 38 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:04,028 Oh, I felt that. Seriously! 39 00:03:04,912 --> 00:03:07,872 Goosies on my arms! Look at my arm hair! 40 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:11,000 Oh, that is some spooky shit! Oh, thank you. 41 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:14,872 Thank you so much! Spooky shit. 42 00:03:18,050 --> 00:03:21,378 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 43 00:03:25,808 --> 00:03:27,559 Two types of sexual harassment 44 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,310 are generally recognized. 45 00:03:29,311 --> 00:03:32,731 Quid Pro Quo and Hostile Work Environment. 46 00:03:32,732 --> 00:03:35,484 Quid Pro Quo means, "Something for something." 47 00:03:35,485 --> 00:03:38,570 For instance, a manager promises to give you a promotion 48 00:03:38,571 --> 00:03:40,614 in exchange for some sexual favor. 49 00:03:40,615 --> 00:03:42,115 Hostile Work Environment. 50 00:03:42,116 --> 00:03:43,450 - This type... - Question? 51 00:03:43,451 --> 00:03:45,201 - Hostile environment? - Yes. 52 00:03:45,202 --> 00:03:46,285 It's a prison. 53 00:03:46,286 --> 00:03:50,373 Uh, we are referring to a co-worker's unwanted flirting, 54 00:03:50,374 --> 00:03:52,459 sexually suggestive looks, 55 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:56,630 language, shoulder massages, back scratching. 56 00:03:56,631 --> 00:04:01,843 Uh, any behavior that a reasonable person would deem inappropriate. 57 00:04:01,844 --> 00:04:04,888 Using, um, offensive or degrading names, 58 00:04:04,889 --> 00:04:08,224 such as "honey, sweetie, baby..." 59 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,601 Daddy-mack. 60 00:04:09,602 --> 00:04:11,679 - Cuddly-wuddly. - Sugar tits. 61 00:04:12,354 --> 00:04:14,272 Come on! How old are you? 62 00:04:14,273 --> 00:04:17,066 - Sorry, sir. - No, really, how old are you? 63 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:19,986 - Uh, 21, sir. - Wow. 64 00:04:19,987 --> 00:04:22,697 Yeah, my birthday was actually last Tuesday. 65 00:04:22,698 --> 00:04:25,659 - I had my first Amaretto sour. - Good for you. 66 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,619 Now, lose the junior high school shenanigans 67 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,037 and act like a fucking person. 68 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:30,163 Yes, sir. 69 00:04:30,164 --> 00:04:33,082 And the rest of you, set an example for the new COs 70 00:04:33,083 --> 00:04:36,286 and show some respect to George over here. 71 00:04:36,962 --> 00:04:40,048 - Sexual harassment... - That's actually Tim from HR. 72 00:04:40,049 --> 00:04:41,800 But the majority of sexual harassment... 73 00:04:41,801 --> 00:04:44,135 - Who's George? - George is PR. 74 00:04:44,136 --> 00:04:47,806 - Is PR the same as marketing? - No, no, Debra's marketing. 75 00:04:47,807 --> 00:04:52,226 Welcome to the corporate maze. Sorry for the rigmarole. 76 00:04:52,227 --> 00:04:55,522 It'd be nice if it also covered inmate relations, 77 00:04:55,523 --> 00:04:57,356 being this is a female prison. 78 00:04:57,357 --> 00:04:58,482 Completely agree. 79 00:04:58,483 --> 00:05:02,862 But, uh, hey, anything to get folks thinking about appropriate behavior. 80 00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:05,239 We've had some incidents in the past. 81 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,660 Oh, you wouldn't believe some of the cases we've had. Just... 82 00:05:08,661 --> 00:05:12,914 Employees sexting and porn on their work computers, 83 00:05:12,915 --> 00:05:15,834 masturbating in the office. Just disgusting. 84 00:05:15,835 --> 00:05:18,453 - Disgusting. - Yeah, disgusting. 85 00:05:20,715 --> 00:05:23,883 Don't you think the people buying these panties 86 00:05:23,884 --> 00:05:26,135 will feel weird if they knew a bunch of felons made them? 87 00:05:26,136 --> 00:05:28,221 Mmm-mmm. They'd probably think that shit was hot. 88 00:05:28,222 --> 00:05:31,182 Yeah, they should put that shit on the tag, "Made in Federal." 89 00:05:32,476 --> 00:05:34,644 Dudes would be into polyester grannies 90 00:05:34,645 --> 00:05:38,106 if they knew they came from a bunch of bisnotches behind bars. 91 00:05:38,107 --> 00:05:41,150 You know, when I was in Chicago, this guy asked me for my dirty underwear. 92 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:43,069 - To wear? - To sniff. 93 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:45,488 Oh. Yeah, that's a thing. Panty sniffers. 94 00:05:45,489 --> 00:05:47,073 In Tokyo, they have vending machines. 95 00:05:47,074 --> 00:05:50,702 You can buy dirty schoolgirl panties for, like, I don't know, 10,000 yen. 96 00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:53,121 - What that is in real money? - It's like 80 bucks. 97 00:05:53,122 --> 00:05:54,489 Huh! 98 00:05:55,249 --> 00:05:57,959 One of my old boyfriends was obsessed with noses. 99 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,961 Always trying to suck on mine. 100 00:05:59,962 --> 00:06:02,714 It left a very confusing hickey. 101 00:06:02,715 --> 00:06:04,090 I can't believe that's a thing. 102 00:06:04,091 --> 00:06:05,967 Man, everything is a thing! 103 00:06:05,968 --> 00:06:08,469 Like them people who like to fuck in animal costumes. 104 00:06:08,470 --> 00:06:09,553 Furries. 105 00:06:09,554 --> 00:06:11,723 Or those guys who are really into My Little Pony. 106 00:06:11,724 --> 00:06:14,509 - Bronies. - Look at you, Google. 107 00:06:15,102 --> 00:06:17,020 What are you, some kind of fetish fangirl? 108 00:06:17,021 --> 00:06:19,480 See, that's the thing with the Internet. 109 00:06:19,481 --> 00:06:21,315 Nobody's a freak no more. 110 00:06:21,316 --> 00:06:25,611 See, it used to be all these weirdoes sitting alone in their houses, 111 00:06:25,612 --> 00:06:28,489 jerking it to bugs or falling in love with their toasters, 112 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:30,283 feeling all creepy and sad. 113 00:06:30,284 --> 00:06:32,994 Now, all they got to do is log on 114 00:06:32,995 --> 00:06:35,371 and find the same-minded toaster-loving peeps 115 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:39,250 and, like, bam, suddenly shit be perfectly normal! 116 00:06:39,251 --> 00:06:43,672 Shawty, you could be into cannibalism or like being tickled. It don't matter. 117 00:06:43,673 --> 00:06:46,507 Somebody out there gonna like what you like. 118 00:06:47,927 --> 00:06:50,594 Damn! I sewed the leg shut again. 119 00:06:50,595 --> 00:06:52,089 Shit! 120 00:06:52,807 --> 00:06:54,057 How do you even do that? 121 00:06:54,058 --> 00:06:55,767 Man, whatever. 122 00:06:55,768 --> 00:06:58,812 This 'bout to be a headband. Yeah. 123 00:06:58,813 --> 00:07:00,514 Check it, check it. 124 00:07:01,356 --> 00:07:04,818 Inmate! That's official Whispers merchandise. 125 00:07:04,819 --> 00:07:05,985 If you make any more mistakes, 126 00:07:05,986 --> 00:07:08,029 we're gonna take the full retail price out of your pay. 127 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,615 Ooh, what is that? Like 100 hours of work for 25 cents of fabric? 128 00:07:11,616 --> 00:07:13,409 Zip it, Hayes, or that's a shot. 129 00:07:13,410 --> 00:07:14,828 This is not coffee hour, 130 00:07:14,829 --> 00:07:18,198 and there are plenty of bodies in here who'd be happy to fill those seats! 131 00:07:32,637 --> 00:07:34,555 What am I supposed to do with you? 132 00:07:34,556 --> 00:07:36,224 You're the boss. You tell me. 133 00:07:36,225 --> 00:07:38,017 I don't know how you talked your way back in here. 134 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:41,062 You're like a Somali pirate trying to get their ladder hooked. 135 00:07:41,063 --> 00:07:44,941 But I got the whole fucking Coast Guard watching you. 136 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,777 You see these girls? They're mine! 137 00:07:47,778 --> 00:07:49,028 Don't you try nothing. 138 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:50,780 The evil eye goes both ways. 139 00:07:50,781 --> 00:07:52,782 I'm only happy to be back. 140 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:55,076 You gonna be happy sweeping the floor, washing dishes? 141 00:07:55,077 --> 00:07:57,120 Because there's no way I'm gonna let you handle a knife. 142 00:07:57,121 --> 00:07:58,780 Probably wise. 143 00:07:59,456 --> 00:08:02,367 - Go help Norma. - That peeler is pretty sharp, too. 144 00:08:04,336 --> 00:08:08,339 And no funny business, got it? I am watching my back, Red. 145 00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,084 Yes, boss. 146 00:08:16,098 --> 00:08:17,640 All right, everybody, come on, 147 00:08:17,641 --> 00:08:19,392 I gotta get this shit prepped before 10:00! 148 00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:21,560 10:00? First lunch block isn't till 11:00. 149 00:08:21,561 --> 00:08:22,645 Well, Benny's coming. 150 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:24,605 I'm not gonna make my kid drive up here for two hours 151 00:08:24,606 --> 00:08:25,940 to sit with him for five minutes. 152 00:08:25,941 --> 00:08:27,316 He should come a different time. 153 00:08:27,317 --> 00:08:28,735 Hitchhikers can't be choosers. 154 00:08:28,736 --> 00:08:31,313 Sophia's wife can't drive him later, and she's my ride. 155 00:08:38,453 --> 00:08:42,081 You know if you boil them first, you could slide the skin off with your hands. 156 00:08:42,082 --> 00:08:43,283 I taught you that. 157 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:47,079 Amateurs. 158 00:08:50,424 --> 00:08:53,176 Twelve years we've been in this kitchen together. 159 00:08:53,177 --> 00:08:54,586 We're a good team, hmm? 160 00:08:58,390 --> 00:09:00,349 Thank you, Norma. 161 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:30,964 Well, I want everything to be better. 162 00:09:30,965 --> 00:09:32,173 I want everything to be happier. 163 00:09:32,174 --> 00:09:34,217 And I keep doing the same thing over and over again, 164 00:09:34,218 --> 00:09:36,052 which, to me, is the definition of insanity. 165 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,712 Right? 166 00:09:38,889 --> 00:09:41,716 Welcome, sister. Have a seat. 167 00:09:42,309 --> 00:09:43,885 Join us. 168 00:09:46,271 --> 00:09:47,688 As I was saying, 169 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:50,649 you're all here because you're interested in transformation. 170 00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:54,362 And you're asking yourself, "Do I feel happy?" 171 00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:55,529 Right on. 172 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,156 "Do I feel good enough? 173 00:09:57,157 --> 00:09:58,867 Do I feel out of control?" 174 00:10:00,577 --> 00:10:01,953 Lonely? 175 00:10:01,954 --> 00:10:05,999 Afraid? Why do I hate myself? 176 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,166 Choice words. 177 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:10,628 Well, this self that you speak of... 178 00:10:10,629 --> 00:10:12,296 it's not a fixed object. 179 00:10:12,297 --> 00:10:15,508 - It's a story that we're telling, right? - Right on. 180 00:10:15,509 --> 00:10:19,428 And if you wanna change the self, you gotta change the story. 181 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:22,181 Because the desire to transform, 182 00:10:22,182 --> 00:10:26,144 the thing that brought you here today, means you've already begun to change. 183 00:10:26,145 --> 00:10:27,645 - Right? - Yeah. 184 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:31,482 I'm not here to save you, children. I'm just a bearded guy in white pants. 185 00:10:33,318 --> 00:10:37,446 They call me Guru Mack because I'm a teacher. 186 00:10:37,447 --> 00:10:41,025 And I can teach you how to change your story. 187 00:10:43,037 --> 00:10:46,531 Sister Sad Eyes, what brings you to us today? 188 00:10:47,832 --> 00:10:51,161 Don't be shy, you're among friends. Everybody here is a searcher. 189 00:10:52,296 --> 00:10:56,166 What is the story that you are telling? 190 00:10:58,385 --> 00:10:59,711 Mmm... 191 00:11:02,764 --> 00:11:04,341 My... 192 00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:09,804 Okay, okay, okay, I got it. 193 00:11:14,318 --> 00:11:15,935 I feel your spirit. 194 00:11:16,903 --> 00:11:19,898 You don't ever have to speak with me. 195 00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:24,486 I hear you. 196 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:33,203 Stay with us. 197 00:11:34,296 --> 00:11:36,290 I'm glad you're here. 198 00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:49,477 I can't let you perform this in class. 199 00:11:49,478 --> 00:11:52,688 Oh, it's not a solo piece. I'm gonna cast the other parts. 200 00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,523 Of course, I play Edwina. 201 00:11:54,524 --> 00:11:58,527 I know she has freckles and a more... ample bosom than I, 202 00:11:58,528 --> 00:12:01,780 but I think we can use our imaginations. 203 00:12:01,781 --> 00:12:03,824 How do I put this constructively? 204 00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:07,996 Um, this piece of writing is... obscene. It's pornographic. 205 00:12:07,997 --> 00:12:11,450 No, it's erotically inclined. 206 00:12:12,542 --> 00:12:14,869 "His purple love muscle? 207 00:12:15,545 --> 00:12:18,547 Her three holes opened, ready to be explored by his..." 208 00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:19,882 "Swollen pangolin." 209 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,342 I don't even know what a pangolin is. 210 00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:24,796 It's a mammal with scales. And in this context, it's... 211 00:12:26,265 --> 00:12:29,884 Okay, yeah, I got it. This was not the assignment. 212 00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,436 You asked us to use our imagination. 213 00:12:32,437 --> 00:12:36,065 I asked you to re-imagine a primary life experience, 214 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:38,651 not write a kinky sex fantasy set in space. 215 00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:42,780 It's not just sex, it's love. 216 00:12:42,781 --> 00:12:45,949 It's two people connecting... 217 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:49,037 with four other people, and aliens. 218 00:12:49,038 --> 00:12:51,080 - Suzanne, no. - But it's just... 219 00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:53,825 It's inappropriate and I can't support it. 220 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:56,536 That's final. 221 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,675 Whoa, whoa, what's going on? 222 00:13:02,676 --> 00:13:05,594 Stupid! I'm stupid. 223 00:13:05,595 --> 00:13:08,764 She said it's dirty and it's wrong, and she hated it! 224 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,849 Hated what? 225 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:13,936 Your story? And you've been working so hard, too. 226 00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:15,722 Yeah. 227 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:20,602 Come on, now. 'Cause one person doesn't like it? 228 00:13:23,655 --> 00:13:27,408 You know, Stephen King got rejected a bazillion times 229 00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:29,285 before anybody looked at his shit! 230 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,994 Fucking J.K. Rowling! 231 00:13:30,995 --> 00:13:33,872 Some punk-ass publisher read Harry fucking Potter 232 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:35,992 and was like... "Nope." 233 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:40,088 Now, I haven't read this yet, 234 00:13:40,089 --> 00:13:45,509 but knowing that wacky brain of yours, I'm sure it's got to be mad interesting. 235 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,837 She said it was vulgar. 236 00:13:50,515 --> 00:13:54,685 Okay, you really did, um... go there. 237 00:13:54,686 --> 00:13:59,357 Look, Berdie is just trying to protect her stupid-ass class. 238 00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:01,525 Chang got to do her scene, 239 00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:04,987 and it's all heads chopping off and organs coming out. 240 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,156 That's because this is America. 241 00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:11,410 Violence is all good and fine, but sex? Lord, no! 242 00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:12,953 Okay? 243 00:14:12,954 --> 00:14:17,617 Don't let her stop you, Suzanne. You got to keep writing. 244 00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:21,754 - So, there's these different categories. - Mmm-hmm. 245 00:14:21,755 --> 00:14:24,798 Who you're gonna marry, what car you're gonna drive, 246 00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:26,634 and how many kids you're gonna have. 247 00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:29,345 Are you telling me you've never played MASH before? 248 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,596 Not since I was 12. 249 00:14:30,597 --> 00:14:34,092 I remember that. MASH. Tells your future, right? 250 00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:37,186 Mansion, Apartment... 251 00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:39,980 - Shack, House. Yes! - Yeah. 252 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:41,857 You draw your spiral... 253 00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:43,567 - Mmm-hmm. - ...and then you count your lines, 254 00:14:43,568 --> 00:14:45,403 and you get your magic number. 255 00:14:45,404 --> 00:14:47,530 And there it is, your whole life! 256 00:14:47,531 --> 00:14:49,698 Ah. Yeah. 257 00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:51,693 I always ended up living in the shack. 258 00:14:54,413 --> 00:14:57,165 Chapman probably lived in a mansion. 259 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,833 - In the game or in real life? - In real life. 260 00:14:59,834 --> 00:15:01,960 Oh, no. It was hardly a mansion. 261 00:15:01,961 --> 00:15:03,663 How many bathrooms? 262 00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:10,920 Um, four? Or five. There was a half-bath off the playroom. 263 00:15:12,013 --> 00:15:13,715 The playroom? 264 00:15:15,434 --> 00:15:18,052 It was a good-sized house. 265 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,304 Mansion. 266 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,350 - Did you have a maid? - No! 267 00:15:24,568 --> 00:15:25,935 Housekeeper. 268 00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:29,947 I was very lonely as a child. 269 00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:40,617 Do you hear yourself sometimes? Like, when you speak? 270 00:15:42,169 --> 00:15:43,544 Mmm! 271 00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:47,423 Fuck, yeah! Hey, y'all, tell me these kosher meals ain't delicious! 272 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:51,594 - This broccoli still got crunch. - Yo, y'all gotta keep your voices down. 273 00:15:51,595 --> 00:15:54,555 Y'all get the noodles? Yo, mine had noodles! 274 00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,974 Mmm-mmm-mmm! 275 00:15:56,975 --> 00:16:00,478 - Would y'all shut the hell up? - Yo, why you shushing me? 276 00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:03,439 You keep running your mouth, everyone's gonna start asking! 277 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,565 So? 278 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,067 Then they're gonna find out none of us are actually Jewish, 279 00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:08,569 and none of us gonna get 'em! 280 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,571 - How do they know I ain't Jewish? - Shh. 281 00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:13,407 Man, how come Jews only get to eat this deliciousness? 282 00:16:13,408 --> 00:16:14,575 Shh! 283 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:15,860 Now stop shushing me! 284 00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:20,539 That's a eye shush. And a eye shush just as bad as a regular shush! 285 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:24,710 One, two, three, four, five. Yes! 286 00:16:24,711 --> 00:16:25,878 So, you're gonna marry Gustav. 287 00:16:25,879 --> 00:16:28,631 And you're gonna be living in an apartment in Maui. 288 00:16:29,799 --> 00:16:33,552 With 13 kids! 289 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:36,013 And you're gonna be driving... you know, a Toyota Corolla. 290 00:16:36,014 --> 00:16:37,215 Great. 291 00:16:37,682 --> 00:16:40,518 Gustav. Is that the Romanian? 292 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:42,811 - Yes, he's... He's very nice. - Mmm-hmm. 293 00:16:42,812 --> 00:16:47,149 He's not the world's greatest speller, but English is not his first language. 294 00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:50,027 Thirteen kids in an apartment, that is gonna be tight. 295 00:16:50,028 --> 00:16:54,608 Well, you're gonna be living in Maui, spending most of your time outside. 296 00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:58,911 I thought I was gonna marry Ralph, but he's so into firearms. 297 00:16:58,912 --> 00:17:01,830 I guess that could be dangerous with all the little ones around. 298 00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:03,040 - Right? - Mmm. 299 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,333 Ralph's the fatty? 300 00:17:04,334 --> 00:17:08,712 No, no. The fatty is into Japanese cartoons. 301 00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:11,006 He has these dreamy eyes. 302 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,126 You find the good in everyone. 303 00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:16,262 - It's a lovely quality. - Lovely? 304 00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:18,597 She's scamming creeps for commissary money. 305 00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,891 I mean, that is what you're doing, isn't it? 306 00:17:20,892 --> 00:17:26,021 They are lonely. They just need somebody to listen to them. 307 00:17:26,022 --> 00:17:28,106 And it's not like I got something better to do. 308 00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:29,733 I think that women's prison 309 00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:32,820 feeds into the whole '70s exploitation fantasy for men. 310 00:17:32,821 --> 00:17:35,906 It's like we're all in Chained Heat or Cellblock Sisters 311 00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:38,659 and all we do is have lesbian sex and strip searches 312 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,320 and naked cat fights in the shower. 313 00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,001 We also do other things. 314 00:17:49,838 --> 00:17:51,380 Who cares if it's a fantasy? 315 00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:54,842 They get what they want, I get to make a buck. 316 00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:56,878 Everybody wins! 317 00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:14,194 What are those? 318 00:18:14,195 --> 00:18:18,156 They were gonna be a gift for you, but I have an idea. 319 00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:21,494 Bear with me because it's, uh... it sounds kind of crazy. 320 00:18:21,495 --> 00:18:23,203 Shoot. 321 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,914 You may think that I stole these from Whispers, 322 00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:30,293 but... technically... I didn't, 323 00:18:30,294 --> 00:18:32,713 because I made them from material they were just gonna throw away. 324 00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:37,752 So, I re-purposed trash and there's... there's no official crime happening here. 325 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:40,088 You are such a good girl. 326 00:18:42,432 --> 00:18:45,559 These are the second pair I've made with no one noticing. 327 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:50,147 If I could get some people helping me, I could have a pretty healthy supply. 328 00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:51,774 And rumor has it, 329 00:18:51,775 --> 00:18:54,902 there are guys out there that like sniffing dirty underwear. 330 00:18:54,903 --> 00:18:56,987 And I think that they would be extra interested 331 00:18:56,988 --> 00:19:00,115 if they came from lady felons. 332 00:19:00,116 --> 00:19:05,162 We are sitting on... a gold mine! 333 00:19:05,163 --> 00:19:08,081 We have captive women and we have underwear! 334 00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:12,294 All we need to do is recruit a bunch of girls with super stinky tutus 335 00:19:12,295 --> 00:19:13,962 and then figure out a way to get the used goods 336 00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:16,875 out there to the... freaks who want 'em. 337 00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:23,673 No! It sounds nuts, doesn't it? 338 00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:28,052 - It made sense in my head. - Are you kidding? 339 00:19:28,562 --> 00:19:29,763 What? 340 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,355 This is fucking brilliant. 341 00:19:35,819 --> 00:19:38,612 This is your duty belt. It contains a walkie... 342 00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:40,739 - He said "duty." - ...cuffs, expandable baton, 343 00:19:40,740 --> 00:19:43,659 sterile gloves, and pepper spray. 344 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,827 Nice! 345 00:19:44,828 --> 00:19:47,830 These are not toys. They are a last resort. 346 00:19:47,831 --> 00:19:51,667 If an inmate is not responding to a reasonable command 347 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,960 and needs to be subdued, 348 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:56,580 I will demonstrate the proper subjugation technique. 349 00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,800 CO Rikerson, if you please. 350 00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:05,388 The goal is to use your opponent's own weight and inertia against her. 351 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:09,602 Now, let us imagine this is a diminutive lady inmate 352 00:20:09,603 --> 00:20:12,771 and not Dont'a Hightower over here. 353 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:15,524 You don't want to hurt me, buddy, huh? 354 00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:18,902 I will use a combination joint-locking technique 355 00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:21,314 to take my opponent to the ground. 356 00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:25,075 The inmate is angry. 357 00:20:25,076 --> 00:20:28,196 Maybe she goes to grab me, or push me. Please. 358 00:20:29,873 --> 00:20:33,166 Trap her hand against my chest with my right hand. 359 00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:35,085 Turn the wrist... 360 00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:38,922 ...apply an arm bar with my left hand just above the elbow. 361 00:20:38,923 --> 00:20:40,716 And as I pivot, 362 00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:44,003 - easily taking my attacker to the ground. - Ow, ow, ow. 363 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:49,683 God, that hurt. That really hurt! 364 00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:51,351 - Sorry. - Shit, man! 365 00:20:51,352 --> 00:20:53,896 I need my inhaler. Where's my inhaler? 366 00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:55,564 Okay, as you can see, 367 00:20:55,565 --> 00:20:59,234 I have, uh, effectively neutralized the prisoner. 368 00:20:59,235 --> 00:21:02,696 Great, great. Well done, Jackie Chan. Thank you for that. 369 00:21:02,697 --> 00:21:07,284 You guys should read through those manuals and keep practicing this karate business. 370 00:21:07,285 --> 00:21:09,662 It seems very effective. 371 00:21:09,663 --> 00:21:10,746 We're not done. 372 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,831 Can I speak with you for a minute? 373 00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:16,502 Okay. Practice with your partners. 374 00:21:16,503 --> 00:21:19,505 CO Donaldson, take over. 375 00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:21,298 All right, COs, line up with your inmates. 376 00:21:21,299 --> 00:21:22,508 - Let's get started. - Okay. 377 00:21:22,509 --> 00:21:24,092 Half speed, no takedowns. 378 00:21:24,093 --> 00:21:26,679 But when you feel comfortable, take it to the ground. 379 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,391 All right... "Sicko-witch." Give me your best shot. 380 00:21:31,392 --> 00:21:35,429 - It's Sikowitz. Like "psycho." - Well, we'll see about that. 381 00:21:36,981 --> 00:21:41,026 - I'm not afraid of you, Donuts. - Stop calling me that. 382 00:21:41,027 --> 00:21:42,778 I know you bribed your way in here. What'd it take? 383 00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,579 Half a dozen jellies and a cruller, huh? 384 00:21:46,575 --> 00:21:49,451 Hey, Joe, we're not paying these guys do PE. 385 00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:51,244 They need 40 hours of training. 386 00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:53,956 We need to be able to assess their physical efficiency, 387 00:21:53,957 --> 00:21:55,708 teach them how to convey an order. 388 00:21:55,709 --> 00:21:58,919 That sounds like... on-the-job stuff to me. 389 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,297 I can't send a bunch of untrained COs out there. 390 00:22:02,298 --> 00:22:03,549 You're not. 391 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,176 You're partnering them with experienced guards 392 00:22:06,177 --> 00:22:08,087 and calling it an apprenticeship. 393 00:22:09,055 --> 00:22:11,098 There is an art to this. 394 00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,516 Proper levels of assertion, 395 00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:18,105 how to communicate verbally and non-verbally. 396 00:22:18,106 --> 00:22:20,599 That's why we have the manual. 397 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,394 They are not gonna read that. 398 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,113 Yes, really. 399 00:22:26,114 --> 00:22:30,117 See what I did there? Communicated with you non-verbally. 400 00:22:30,118 --> 00:22:33,571 No training here. Let's get 'em working. 401 00:22:35,874 --> 00:22:37,783 Motherfucker! 402 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:44,047 Ay, tonta, your mother never taught you how to reheat dinner rolls? 403 00:22:44,048 --> 00:22:48,218 My mother taught me to pluck my eyebrows and to duct-tape my tits together. 404 00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:50,929 Mira, I told you that you needed to 405 00:22:50,930 --> 00:22:53,056 clean these steamers between every meal. 406 00:22:53,057 --> 00:22:55,267 - That's some nasty shit. - You know what's nasty? 407 00:22:55,268 --> 00:22:56,935 The cabbage that's been in there for two days. 408 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:59,688 You are a pain in my ass, the both of you. 409 00:22:59,689 --> 00:23:02,565 - If you fill them with warm, soapy... - No, no, no chiming in. 410 00:23:02,566 --> 00:23:04,693 What, you think I don't know how to run my kitchen? 411 00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:07,863 All right, Maria, you're in charge while I take my visitation. 412 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,197 You gonna leave me here with these clowns? 413 00:23:09,198 --> 00:23:11,775 Try not to fuck it all up, huh? 414 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,164 Aw. 415 00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,708 It's good to see you back in here, Gina. 416 00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:21,752 Hey, Red, we've come to see Norma, actually. 417 00:23:21,753 --> 00:23:25,172 A bunch of us were wondering if you would meet with us in a group. 418 00:23:25,173 --> 00:23:27,299 My Wiccan circle is getting weird. 419 00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:30,093 Protchnick keeps rubbing the energy ball on her cooter, 420 00:23:30,094 --> 00:23:32,554 and who wants to touch it after that? You know, so... 421 00:23:32,555 --> 00:23:35,974 I think we would all benefit from some energetic time with you. 422 00:23:35,975 --> 00:23:37,642 What are you babbling about? 423 00:23:37,643 --> 00:23:40,854 Norma's a healer. She has powers. 424 00:23:40,855 --> 00:23:42,105 You believe this? 425 00:23:42,106 --> 00:23:45,400 She's performing miracles, Red. Everyone's talking about it. 426 00:23:45,401 --> 00:23:48,821 We booked some time in the chapel, and we were hoping to meet tomorrow. 427 00:23:48,822 --> 00:23:51,949 Chapel? What is she, your priest? 428 00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:55,703 The poor woman doesn't speak, so she can't tell you to fuck off, but I can. 429 00:23:55,704 --> 00:23:58,580 She doesn't want to listen to all your snively little problems. 430 00:23:58,581 --> 00:23:59,790 Do you, Norma? 431 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:02,710 Be careful. She can hex you! 432 00:24:02,711 --> 00:24:06,379 You think she's some kind of magical mute? 433 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:08,590 There's no way she's comfortable with this. 434 00:24:08,591 --> 00:24:11,634 Are you, Norma? Go, get out of here. 435 00:24:11,635 --> 00:24:12,803 Gina, you know better. 436 00:24:12,804 --> 00:24:15,548 - Stop listening to this basket case. Shoo! - We're gonna talk. 437 00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:20,227 Are they hounding you all the time? 438 00:24:20,228 --> 00:24:23,146 These women are desperate for anything to believe in. 439 00:24:23,147 --> 00:24:26,859 Looking to you to guide them when you can't even guide yourself. 440 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:30,153 Norma, put the drink in first and then the sandwich. 441 00:24:30,154 --> 00:24:31,814 You're squishing all of them! 442 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:35,985 There you go. Better. 443 00:24:54,929 --> 00:24:57,514 Guru Mack is our teacher. 444 00:24:57,515 --> 00:24:59,975 Our teacher is our father. 445 00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,852 Our father is our God. 446 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:03,937 Our God is our light, 447 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:07,941 the sky, the sun, the heart. 448 00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:11,779 My children, today we open our hearts 449 00:25:11,780 --> 00:25:14,732 to this woman, Norma Moon... 450 00:25:15,491 --> 00:25:20,989 as I join her in marriage, with body, with speech and with mind. 451 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:25,876 Norma Moon, on this blessed day, 452 00:25:25,877 --> 00:25:31,415 I take you as my wife, my partner, and my light. 453 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:38,006 I join my heart to your heart, and my soul to your soul, 454 00:25:38,597 --> 00:25:40,974 and my flesh to your flesh. 455 00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:44,477 And I vow to honor you in this life 456 00:25:44,478 --> 00:25:47,397 and on many astral planes to come. 457 00:25:47,398 --> 00:25:48,724 I am yours. 458 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:12,089 Kirsa Rain, on this blessed day, I take you as my wife, 459 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:15,126 my partner and my light. 460 00:26:15,927 --> 00:26:21,632 And I join my heart to your heart, my soul to your soul... 461 00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:25,010 and my flesh to your flesh. 462 00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:41,910 Silver Tree, on this blessed day, 463 00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:43,996 - I take you as my wife... - This is getting weird. 464 00:26:43,997 --> 00:26:46,623 I never should have signed over the pink slip to my Volvo. 465 00:26:46,624 --> 00:26:50,335 And I join my heart to your heart, my soul to your soul, 466 00:26:50,336 --> 00:26:53,289 and my flesh to your flesh. 467 00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:07,060 Keep an eye out for contact. 468 00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:10,855 Obviously, if they're playing basketball, gonna be some hands and shoulders. 469 00:27:10,856 --> 00:27:13,566 But any intimacy, call it off. 470 00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:15,903 - Like, "No touching"? - Right. 471 00:27:15,904 --> 00:27:18,030 And don't ever let them suck you into an argument. 472 00:27:18,031 --> 00:27:19,197 Don't get emotional. 473 00:27:19,198 --> 00:27:23,660 One of my training sergeants told me, "If it feels good, don't say it." 474 00:27:23,661 --> 00:27:25,453 De-escalate the situation. 475 00:27:25,454 --> 00:27:26,829 - De-escalate. Got it. - Right. 476 00:27:26,830 --> 00:27:28,331 - Okay? - Yeah. 477 00:27:28,332 --> 00:27:30,375 All right. Keep an eye on this Uno game over here, 478 00:27:30,376 --> 00:27:32,245 make sure they're not gambling. 479 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:39,509 So, they'll have six, uh, extra pair. Whoa. 480 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:41,504 Hey, Lolly! 481 00:27:43,932 --> 00:27:45,098 I know you? 482 00:27:45,099 --> 00:27:47,926 Yeah. Chicago? 483 00:27:49,853 --> 00:27:51,054 Um... 484 00:27:51,605 --> 00:27:52,890 Sorry. 485 00:27:53,691 --> 00:27:55,400 Wow. 486 00:27:55,401 --> 00:27:57,402 That is weird. 487 00:27:57,403 --> 00:28:02,449 You know, she didn't have glasses before, so, maybe she was blind in Chicago? 488 00:28:02,450 --> 00:28:07,079 Oh, that thing happened in the yard. I wonder if she's still mad at me. 489 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,958 Wait, she was with us in Chicago? What is she doing here? 490 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:14,370 Well, anyway. Okay, how many girls do we need? 491 00:28:15,463 --> 00:28:17,505 Only a few to start. We don't know if we have any customers. 492 00:28:17,506 --> 00:28:20,258 And how many days do you think it's gonna take to get 'em, uh... 493 00:28:20,259 --> 00:28:21,627 pungent? 494 00:28:22,595 --> 00:28:23,845 - Three. - Okay. 495 00:28:23,846 --> 00:28:27,765 Ah, that seems like a lot. If it's you? I don't know, two? 496 00:28:27,766 --> 00:28:30,393 - What, why? - You have a strong brew. 497 00:28:30,394 --> 00:28:31,519 Oh. 498 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,895 That's not a bad thing. 499 00:28:32,896 --> 00:28:35,273 Some people just have more... presence than others. 500 00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:37,150 Are you gonna be wearing them? 501 00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,986 - Me? No! - Okay. 502 00:28:38,987 --> 00:28:42,572 Can't deal with the thought of dudes inhaling my dried excretions. 503 00:28:42,573 --> 00:28:44,324 No, I will stick to being the brains... 504 00:28:44,325 --> 00:28:45,617 - not the bajingo. - All right. 505 00:28:45,618 --> 00:28:47,827 Okay, we need a mule to carry them out of here. 506 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:49,287 Yes, panty mule. 507 00:28:49,288 --> 00:28:51,414 Someone gullible, 508 00:28:51,415 --> 00:28:55,543 and insecure enough to be flattered that you picked them. 509 00:28:55,544 --> 00:28:58,796 For the record, I was not gullible, I was trusting. 510 00:28:58,797 --> 00:29:01,799 And perhaps a little... inhibited. 511 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,252 You had a flimsy sense of self. 512 00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:05,890 You dressed head to toe in Urban Outfitters. 513 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,349 There's gotta be a joker in this bunch 514 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:12,394 who needs a few extra bucks and some warm fuzzies. 515 00:29:12,395 --> 00:29:13,679 Hmm. 516 00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:19,151 - That's the one. - Where? 517 00:29:19,152 --> 00:29:21,111 - Bet he doesn't even shave yet. - That guy? 518 00:29:21,112 --> 00:29:22,404 He's like a Gerber baby. 519 00:29:22,405 --> 00:29:24,072 What makes you think that we can trust him? 520 00:29:24,073 --> 00:29:26,074 Believe me, that kid is a bug. 521 00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:29,244 He'll piss off the other COs soon enough. And then he'll be looking for friends. 522 00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,870 So, you tell me how this is gonna work. 523 00:29:30,871 --> 00:29:33,873 "Hi, Gerber, how do you feel about marching past security 524 00:29:33,874 --> 00:29:36,376 with a bunch of dirty panties shoved down your pants?" 525 00:29:36,377 --> 00:29:41,798 See, this is why I will handle this part. Because you have no nuance. 526 00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:45,260 Oh, yeah. Got you now. Bam! Uno, motherfucker! 527 00:29:45,261 --> 00:29:49,431 You cheating bitch! Those ain't the rules! You draw two and lose a turn. 528 00:29:49,432 --> 00:29:50,973 What you saying, I don't know Uno? 529 00:29:50,974 --> 00:29:54,727 I'm saying you sitting on cards and you're a dumb, cheating bitch! 530 00:29:54,728 --> 00:29:56,438 - Fuck you, bitch! - Hey, freeze! 531 00:29:56,439 --> 00:29:58,565 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 532 00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:01,977 Ahh! 533 00:30:06,949 --> 00:30:08,075 Whoa! 534 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:12,412 Oh, my God. He's fucking insane! 535 00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,197 He's perfect. 536 00:30:14,957 --> 00:30:17,334 - This is unreadable! - What is it? 537 00:30:17,335 --> 00:30:20,712 Suzanne's erotica. It's worse than Fifty Shades! 538 00:30:20,713 --> 00:30:23,423 Not possible. How many times she use the word, "Jeez"? 539 00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:24,924 It's fucking gross. 540 00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:28,136 She's got a sentence that goes on a whole paragraph 541 00:30:28,137 --> 00:30:32,049 about some lady's clit that turns into a caterpillar! 542 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,808 Mmm. 543 00:30:33,809 --> 00:30:37,513 Finished. Two new chapters! 544 00:30:38,189 --> 00:30:41,316 I eagerly await your thoughts, Madam Editor. 545 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:43,561 Peruse at your leisure. 546 00:30:44,403 --> 00:30:46,529 I ain't perusing shit. 547 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:49,567 Well, shit, let me see it. 548 00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:54,036 Well, you can't blame her for wanting to escape, all right? 549 00:30:54,037 --> 00:30:55,330 It's lonely as fuck in here. 550 00:30:55,331 --> 00:31:01,454 "The Admiral thrust his pork sword into her squish mitten"? 551 00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:03,796 Oh, shit! 552 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:05,590 Mmm! 553 00:31:05,591 --> 00:31:07,008 What the fuck was that? 554 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:11,429 You assess the situation and you respond with the appropriate level of force! 555 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:14,516 And you never, ever, ever discharge your weapon 556 00:31:14,517 --> 00:31:16,893 unless it's absolutely necessary! 557 00:31:16,894 --> 00:31:19,979 And if you do, and that weapon happens to be pepper spray, 558 00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:23,058 you better damn well make sure you're upwind! 559 00:31:23,776 --> 00:31:27,820 You are a trigger-happy knucklehead who just got out of diapers. 560 00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:29,822 But you, how could you let this happen? 561 00:31:29,823 --> 00:31:32,159 Sir, with all due respect, I'm not a nanny. 562 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,995 No! You are an officer with 20 plus years' experience, 563 00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:40,250 and your job was to impart some wisdom on fucking Baby Huey over here! 564 00:31:40,251 --> 00:31:43,295 Well, this is what happens when you put untrained officers in gen pop. 565 00:31:43,296 --> 00:31:46,624 You don't think I know that? I fucking know that! 566 00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:51,511 - Bayley, I should be firing your ass. - I know. 567 00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:55,598 But it's your first day, so I'm gonna chalk this up to mental retardation. 568 00:31:55,599 --> 00:32:00,770 If you so much as look at an inmate wrong in the next week, you're out of here! 569 00:32:00,771 --> 00:32:03,940 Take the stupid fucking nametag off. Now go! 570 00:32:03,941 --> 00:32:07,353 Get your asses down to medical, and get an eyewash. 571 00:32:07,903 --> 00:32:10,447 And read the stupid fucking manuals! 572 00:32:10,448 --> 00:32:12,073 I hate fractions. 573 00:32:12,074 --> 00:32:13,700 - I ain't never gonna use it. - Oh, yeah? 574 00:32:13,701 --> 00:32:16,203 What about when the recipe calls for you to double it, 575 00:32:16,204 --> 00:32:18,871 and you gotta add a cup and a quarter? 576 00:32:18,872 --> 00:32:21,249 You're gonna have to know how to add those two quarters together. 577 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:22,993 When I'm a prison cook? 578 00:32:25,338 --> 00:32:27,964 All right, let's do number five. 579 00:32:27,965 --> 00:32:31,551 "In Debra's class, three-eighths of the students have brown hair. 580 00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:34,846 Of the students with brown hair, half have brown eyes. 581 00:32:34,847 --> 00:32:36,806 What fraction of the students in Debra's class 582 00:32:36,807 --> 00:32:39,601 have both brown hair and brown eyes?" 583 00:32:39,602 --> 00:32:42,604 Fuck Debra. Right in her brown eye. 584 00:32:42,605 --> 00:32:45,732 Baby, come on, you gotta graduate. 585 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:47,817 This is fifth-grader math! 586 00:32:47,818 --> 00:32:50,445 I mean, I don't understand it either, okay? 587 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:56,201 But... we can figure this out. All you gotta do is get a C. 588 00:32:56,202 --> 00:32:57,369 Psst! 589 00:32:57,370 --> 00:33:00,997 - Yo, Mike, you want a bag? - Nah, man, she's not that ugly. 590 00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:05,911 What does that mean, a bag? 591 00:33:07,255 --> 00:33:10,958 - You selling weed again? - No, it's part of a joke. 592 00:33:11,884 --> 00:33:14,878 - What joke? - You wouldn't get it. 593 00:33:17,931 --> 00:33:19,056 So, you guys really getting along, huh? 594 00:33:19,057 --> 00:33:21,893 Oh, yeah, they've been giggling for the last two hours. 595 00:33:21,894 --> 00:33:24,396 He's fucking hilarious. 596 00:33:24,397 --> 00:33:25,813 Hey! Language. 597 00:33:25,814 --> 00:33:27,982 Benny said "fuck" in the car, like, four times. 598 00:33:27,983 --> 00:33:30,151 - You didn't say anything. - Benny doesn't live in our house. 599 00:33:30,152 --> 00:33:32,237 - This is censorship. - Michael. 600 00:33:32,238 --> 00:33:34,364 Fuck that, I'm not a fucking baby. 601 00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:37,284 Knock it off! Does he talk like this around the pastor? 602 00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:40,245 No, this just started. 603 00:33:40,246 --> 00:33:42,830 Well, cut it out. I'm serious. 604 00:33:42,831 --> 00:33:44,457 Fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck. 605 00:33:46,544 --> 00:33:49,086 Mendoza, they need you back in the kitchen. 606 00:33:49,087 --> 00:33:50,171 I'm with my son. 607 00:33:50,172 --> 00:33:52,465 It's an emergency. Ramos cut her finger off. 608 00:33:52,466 --> 00:33:55,302 What? Well, tell them to handle it. 609 00:33:55,303 --> 00:33:57,845 Are you in charge of the kitchen? Let's go. 610 00:33:57,846 --> 00:34:00,257 Your kid can wait in the lobby. 611 00:34:03,769 --> 00:34:05,178 Sorry, baby. 612 00:34:06,146 --> 00:34:07,515 Whatever. 613 00:34:14,738 --> 00:34:16,823 - Neri wants a baby. - Mmm. 614 00:34:16,824 --> 00:34:18,032 One day she's ranting about 615 00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,577 how irresponsible it is to put more people on the planet, and now, 616 00:34:20,578 --> 00:34:24,914 suddenly, she's clocking her ovulation and welding a nursery mobile 617 00:34:24,915 --> 00:34:27,792 that frankly, between you and me, looks very sharp and dangerous. 618 00:34:27,793 --> 00:34:31,497 Well, maybe you guys should go for it. I think you'd be great parents! 619 00:34:32,631 --> 00:34:37,002 You would be... memorable parents. 620 00:34:38,721 --> 00:34:40,972 I gotta get my shit together, Pipes. 621 00:34:40,973 --> 00:34:44,434 We're still living with Carol and Bill and the layers of taupe are getting to me. 622 00:34:44,435 --> 00:34:48,062 And suddenly, everyone and their mother's got a job. Even Bloomer. 623 00:34:48,063 --> 00:34:49,439 Now that Polly's whipping him into shape... 624 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,391 No, no, no. No. Stop! No Larry. 625 00:34:52,485 --> 00:34:54,276 - He has a job? As what? - Mmm. 626 00:34:54,277 --> 00:34:57,655 He's a regional editor for Zagat. He's got an office and everything. 627 00:34:57,656 --> 00:34:59,232 Really? 628 00:34:59,992 --> 00:35:04,572 Look, all I'm saying is times are a-changing, and I need to work. 629 00:35:06,832 --> 00:35:08,200 I have work for you! 630 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,085 Really? 631 00:35:11,086 --> 00:35:12,294 Could you build me a website? 632 00:35:12,295 --> 00:35:15,172 It could be something very simple, like a WordPress template or something. 633 00:35:15,173 --> 00:35:17,933 Why do you need a website? No one even follows your blog anymore. 634 00:35:19,094 --> 00:35:21,262 I'm starting a used panty business. 635 00:35:21,263 --> 00:35:23,431 There are people 636 00:35:23,432 --> 00:35:27,018 who like to sniff dirty underwear. 637 00:35:27,019 --> 00:35:29,521 Oh, I know. 638 00:35:29,522 --> 00:35:32,565 There's a lot of sites. You've got yourself some competition. 639 00:35:32,566 --> 00:35:34,984 Really? Well, then, how much do they go for? 640 00:35:34,985 --> 00:35:36,277 Like, 25 bucks a pop. 641 00:35:36,278 --> 00:35:38,696 But the longer the wear, the more you can tack on. 642 00:35:38,697 --> 00:35:41,658 And there's like a lot of special categories, 643 00:35:41,659 --> 00:35:44,369 like "worn to the gym," or "masturbated in," "peed in." 644 00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,453 What about "been to prison"? 645 00:35:45,454 --> 00:35:47,694 Oh, yeah, you could definitely charge more for that. 646 00:35:48,374 --> 00:35:50,249 Pregnant ladies are a big thing, too. 647 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,626 - Really? - Yeah. 648 00:35:51,627 --> 00:35:54,837 I think it's because... maybe they... they smell different. 649 00:35:54,838 --> 00:35:59,592 You know, Neri smells different and she's just talking about getting pregnant. 650 00:35:59,593 --> 00:36:03,262 Wait, are you really gonna start a whole criminal enterprise from behind bars? 651 00:36:03,263 --> 00:36:05,090 No, it's not drugs. It's underwear. 652 00:36:06,141 --> 00:36:07,593 I like your spirit. 653 00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:11,813 I am concerned that you know all of this. 654 00:36:11,814 --> 00:36:13,515 I'm a generalist. 655 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:21,106 - Hey. Psst. Chapman. - Yeah? 656 00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:22,983 Um... 657 00:36:23,617 --> 00:36:26,661 You think that growing up with all that money was good for you? 658 00:36:26,662 --> 00:36:27,995 In what way? 659 00:36:27,996 --> 00:36:30,873 Like, did being a rich person make you better? 660 00:36:30,874 --> 00:36:34,126 I bet you had, like, ballet, music lessons and shit like that. 661 00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:37,630 Ballet, yeah, yeah. And I did play the flute for two years. 662 00:36:37,631 --> 00:36:40,007 Although "play" is a very strong word. 663 00:36:40,008 --> 00:36:42,384 There's this flute face that I could never... 664 00:36:42,385 --> 00:36:45,012 I never quite got right. 665 00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:49,259 Okay, so... it's a better life when you have money? 666 00:36:50,102 --> 00:36:54,230 A lot of people expect it to fill some sort of emotional hole, 667 00:36:54,231 --> 00:36:58,275 - and all it really does is buy stuff. - Yeah, but what's wrong with stuff? 668 00:36:58,276 --> 00:37:02,614 Stuff is good. Especially when stuff is food or a roof over your head. 669 00:37:02,615 --> 00:37:04,323 You know, there was this study 670 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:10,079 that said, "Money does buy happiness, up to $75,000 a year." 671 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,958 But after that, increasing your income doesn't make you any happier. 672 00:37:13,959 --> 00:37:15,417 75 grand is a lot. 673 00:37:15,418 --> 00:37:19,331 Yeah, no. I guess... I guess it is. 674 00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:21,792 Are you worried about... 675 00:37:22,676 --> 00:37:24,260 Yeah. 676 00:37:26,764 --> 00:37:28,716 Love is the most important thing. 677 00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:32,477 Yeah, but money helps. 678 00:37:32,478 --> 00:37:37,231 Yeah, money does help. But you know what? We both ended up here. 679 00:37:37,232 --> 00:37:40,310 All right. Thanks. 680 00:37:42,571 --> 00:37:43,897 Hey, Dayanara? 681 00:37:45,115 --> 00:37:47,192 What size panties do you wear? 682 00:37:54,332 --> 00:37:55,833 Ay, damn. 683 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,960 Any Jewy movies in here? Shit. 684 00:37:57,961 --> 00:37:59,921 Ain't all movies Jewy? 685 00:37:59,922 --> 00:38:02,840 Like Fiddler on the Roof or some shit like that. 686 00:38:02,841 --> 00:38:06,886 - You know, half of them don't even play. - Shit! 687 00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:09,639 I got to get ahead of this thing. 688 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,141 Come and try and bust me for not being the real Jew deal, 689 00:38:12,142 --> 00:38:14,268 I got to throw some knowledge back at 'em. 690 00:38:14,269 --> 00:38:17,855 Well, look, shouldn't you be reading... What's it called, the Jewish bible? 691 00:38:17,856 --> 00:38:21,609 No, I'm going for the Jewish experience. You feel me? 692 00:38:21,610 --> 00:38:24,821 Get all cultural on them, should be mad convincing. 693 00:38:24,822 --> 00:38:29,109 Man, I need some, like... Seinfeld episodes. 694 00:38:29,535 --> 00:38:31,911 Oh! Ka-ching! 695 00:38:31,912 --> 00:38:35,497 Check it out! Woody fucking Allen. 696 00:38:35,498 --> 00:38:37,291 Now, that's some Jew shit right there. 697 00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:39,794 Look, come on, you really think they gonna test us? 698 00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,463 And if they do, you think Woody Allen is gonna save you? 699 00:38:42,464 --> 00:38:47,051 Oh, mark my words, they gonna test us. 700 00:38:47,052 --> 00:38:50,221 Y'all gonna be looking real stupid, but when they come for us... 701 00:38:50,222 --> 00:38:51,347 I'm gonna be ready. 702 00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:58,055 Yo, Suzanne. 703 00:39:00,065 --> 00:39:02,609 - I been reading your story. - Okay. 704 00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:04,026 So? 705 00:39:04,027 --> 00:39:07,522 Who does Edwina choose? Gilly or Space Admiral Rodcocker? 706 00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:11,568 - Uh, I haven't decided yet. - You can't leave me hanging here. 707 00:39:13,536 --> 00:39:15,287 - Yeah, well, technically... - Okay. 708 00:39:15,288 --> 00:39:17,456 ...they're not even in the same timeline. 709 00:39:17,457 --> 00:39:21,252 Admiral is in the future. Gilead is in the past. 710 00:39:21,253 --> 00:39:26,591 And Edwina, she can move through time, but only in one direction. 711 00:39:26,592 --> 00:39:30,469 Yeah, see, don't nobody care about that. Right? They just wanna get off. 712 00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:31,880 You know? 713 00:39:33,431 --> 00:39:34,515 So, you liked it? 714 00:39:34,516 --> 00:39:36,934 You know, it's weird as fuck, right? 715 00:39:36,935 --> 00:39:39,896 - But it just... It sucked me in. - Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh. 716 00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:43,941 I just got to kick back with some bootleg and just escape from this place. 717 00:39:43,942 --> 00:39:47,528 I even lost track of time reading it. Or I blacked out. 718 00:39:47,529 --> 00:39:50,447 Look, either way, this shit is hot. 719 00:39:51,992 --> 00:39:55,244 Just don't leave a bitch with blue balls. You know what I'm saying? 720 00:39:55,245 --> 00:39:56,704 Yes. 721 00:39:56,705 --> 00:39:58,706 - All right? You got me. - Yes. 722 00:39:58,707 --> 00:40:02,785 A'ight. Get to writing. Chop, chop. 723 00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:05,379 Hey, Joe. 724 00:40:05,380 --> 00:40:08,750 I, uh... heard about the little incident out in the yard. 725 00:40:09,217 --> 00:40:10,802 The kid panicked. 726 00:40:10,803 --> 00:40:12,587 - Watch the plant. - Right. 727 00:40:14,556 --> 00:40:16,432 He wasn't ready. 728 00:40:16,433 --> 00:40:19,476 And inmates can sue over things like that. There was a case in Maine. 729 00:40:19,477 --> 00:40:23,265 No, no, no. You were right. It's my bad. 730 00:40:26,777 --> 00:40:29,946 Thank you. That's not how we do things. It's dangerous. 731 00:40:29,947 --> 00:40:31,197 I hear you. What do you want? 732 00:40:31,198 --> 00:40:32,949 Another two-hour class to go over procedure? 733 00:40:32,950 --> 00:40:36,618 I want a proper... 40-hour training period. 734 00:40:36,619 --> 00:40:39,281 How about we split the difference? Six hours? 735 00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:43,500 I'll take what I can get. 736 00:40:43,501 --> 00:40:45,211 Joe, I'm doing my best to work the system, 737 00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,379 but there's gonna be a lot of changes around here, 738 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:48,715 and I need you to be open-minded. 739 00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:51,217 We've got a whole new plan for the kitchen, 740 00:40:51,218 --> 00:40:52,969 work details, processing, a whole bunch of stuff. 741 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:58,349 It's actually in the packet here and... just whenever you... 742 00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:00,510 - I'm not gonna read those. - Okay. 743 00:41:04,064 --> 00:41:06,858 - What do you do here? - What do you mean? 744 00:41:06,859 --> 00:41:10,395 - What's your official title? - I'm the Director of Human Activity. 745 00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:12,940 What does that even mean? 746 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,532 That sounds like God! 747 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:16,951 Yeah. 748 00:41:16,952 --> 00:41:18,285 No, I guess it does, it's... 749 00:41:18,286 --> 00:41:21,538 I have to be honest, this whole corporate structure thing, 750 00:41:21,539 --> 00:41:22,832 I find it confusing. 751 00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:24,250 It's actually really simple. 752 00:41:24,251 --> 00:41:26,668 So, here, you mind if I... 753 00:41:26,669 --> 00:41:30,757 So, you got the... board, right? 754 00:41:30,758 --> 00:41:34,051 And then, you got the CEO, you got the CFO, 755 00:41:34,052 --> 00:41:39,348 you got the various departments, and then here's me, here's you. 756 00:41:39,349 --> 00:41:40,599 See, we're on the same level. 757 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,560 You don't seem to have to check with me to do anything. 758 00:41:43,561 --> 00:41:47,224 Because it actually flows this way. 759 00:41:48,525 --> 00:41:51,736 Through me... to you. 760 00:41:51,737 --> 00:41:54,488 So you're... you're my boss? 761 00:41:54,489 --> 00:41:59,236 No, no, no, we're on the same level. It's just that the flow is... 762 00:42:00,328 --> 00:42:01,829 this way. 763 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:03,705 You're basically the warden? 764 00:42:03,706 --> 00:42:06,751 No, no, no, 'cause that position doesn't even exist. 765 00:42:06,752 --> 00:42:08,585 No, but it's what you are. 766 00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:13,257 I mean, if you are my boss, then... you're a warden. 767 00:42:13,258 --> 00:42:15,467 No, no, no. We don't call it that. I'm the Director... 768 00:42:15,468 --> 00:42:17,420 The Director of Human Activity. 769 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:28,598 It's a shame. You were really helping people, Norma. 770 00:42:29,232 --> 00:42:30,900 We still have that time in the chapel. 771 00:42:30,901 --> 00:42:32,861 What are we supposed to do? Meet without you? 772 00:42:35,238 --> 00:42:37,024 Yeah, yeah. 773 00:42:44,873 --> 00:42:49,036 No, I'm fine. Maybe later. My back is acting up. 774 00:42:51,171 --> 00:42:52,922 Aw. 775 00:42:52,923 --> 00:42:55,007 You're sweet, my friend. 776 00:42:55,008 --> 00:42:57,259 Oh. Thank you. 777 00:42:58,971 --> 00:43:01,263 The pain is moving around. 778 00:43:01,264 --> 00:43:04,266 It travels from my back, down my arms, 779 00:43:04,267 --> 00:43:07,394 sometimes in my hips. 780 00:43:07,395 --> 00:43:10,890 Lower. Lower, Norma. There. There, there, there, there. 781 00:43:15,863 --> 00:43:18,523 Makes my joints tense being there. 782 00:43:19,241 --> 00:43:22,451 Watching her strut around like it's hers. 783 00:43:22,452 --> 00:43:25,371 Those tacos have no idea what they're doing. 784 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:29,034 I'm meant to be in charge, Norma. 785 00:43:33,463 --> 00:43:37,633 Of who, you? No, I'm your friend. 786 00:43:37,634 --> 00:43:40,212 Your bossy friend, but still, your friend. 787 00:43:43,056 --> 00:43:46,558 There was this time when Vasily was only six months old, 788 00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:49,728 I had to leave him with my sister-in-law for a week. 789 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:52,814 We thought Yuri had the measles. 790 00:43:52,815 --> 00:43:57,069 When I came to get him, he cried, and reached for her instead of me. 791 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:59,897 Like she was his mother. 792 00:44:00,866 --> 00:44:05,778 I know it sounds crazy... but I have that same feeling now. 793 00:44:06,621 --> 00:44:09,907 That kitchen is my baby! 794 00:44:22,262 --> 00:44:25,548 Is this the thing you do? The magic? 795 00:44:27,309 --> 00:44:31,020 Well, stop it. I'm not comfortable with that. 796 00:44:31,021 --> 00:44:33,806 Come on, Norma, let's get back to the real thing. 797 00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:47,987 What is that? 798 00:44:49,331 --> 00:44:51,790 Why? What's the point? 799 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,750 We don't have any members. 800 00:44:53,751 --> 00:44:56,788 And even if they wanted to come, where would we gather? 801 00:44:58,423 --> 00:45:01,217 What, along the side of the fucking highway? 802 00:45:01,218 --> 00:45:03,628 What next, rest-stop bathrooms? 803 00:45:06,431 --> 00:45:11,261 All those wives, and I'm left with you. My one true believer. 804 00:45:12,062 --> 00:45:14,313 So much for sacred vows. 805 00:45:14,314 --> 00:45:18,810 No way I'm going down on those trumped-up bullshit charges. 806 00:45:20,903 --> 00:45:24,323 Those girls were there of their own accord. 807 00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:26,526 And since when is tithing against the law? 808 00:45:28,870 --> 00:45:30,579 We got to get off the grid. 809 00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:33,533 Get back to the woods, commune with Gaia. 810 00:45:36,794 --> 00:45:38,413 Shit! 811 00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:46,762 You fucking piece of shit! Come on! 812 00:45:46,763 --> 00:45:48,965 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 813 00:45:53,561 --> 00:45:55,763 Oh, fuck! 814 00:45:56,898 --> 00:46:00,234 You bitch! You bitch! You bitch! You bitch! 815 00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:03,521 Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! 816 00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,482 Come on! 817 00:46:06,991 --> 00:46:10,202 Bitch! God damn it! 818 00:46:11,704 --> 00:46:12,905 Shit! 819 00:46:14,499 --> 00:46:18,627 One kick if you want money. 820 00:46:18,628 --> 00:46:21,672 Two kicks if you want to live on 149th with Grandma. 821 00:46:21,673 --> 00:46:24,667 How about I give you three kicks if you don't shut the fuck up? 822 00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:28,554 You're taking advice from a fucking fetus now? 823 00:46:28,555 --> 00:46:32,558 Nice. You trust a stupid little fetus more than me. 824 00:46:32,559 --> 00:46:34,435 I'm just trying to do the right thing. 825 00:46:34,436 --> 00:46:36,888 This is the right thing. 826 00:46:37,772 --> 00:46:41,275 What happens when you get out of here and you can't even live in public housing 827 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,609 'cause you got a record? 828 00:46:42,610 --> 00:46:46,981 And you gotta pull change out of a sofa for a dollar meal? 829 00:46:48,325 --> 00:46:51,193 Why you think I've been in a bad mood for 24 years? 830 00:46:53,705 --> 00:46:55,081 You've had your good days. 831 00:46:57,459 --> 00:46:58,826 Name one. 832 00:47:01,796 --> 00:47:03,748 My 17th birthday. 833 00:47:04,216 --> 00:47:08,594 You took me to the day spa, we sat in the hot pool, 834 00:47:08,595 --> 00:47:10,512 we made fun of the lady with the big ass mole. 835 00:47:12,765 --> 00:47:14,717 And we got our toes done. 836 00:47:16,478 --> 00:47:18,721 I was so happy that day. 837 00:47:19,439 --> 00:47:22,816 Because Cesar gave me a fistful of cash. 838 00:47:22,817 --> 00:47:24,610 You liked me because I was buying you things. 839 00:47:24,611 --> 00:47:28,731 No. You were nice to me. 840 00:47:29,407 --> 00:47:31,158 Most of the time, you were such a bitch. 841 00:47:31,159 --> 00:47:34,278 Maybe I wouldn't have been a bitch if we had money. 842 00:47:35,538 --> 00:47:39,326 All I ever wanted was to spend time with you. 843 00:47:44,714 --> 00:47:47,083 You were stupid to want me. 844 00:47:48,050 --> 00:47:51,379 Kids are dumb, you gotta make decisions for them. 845 00:47:52,514 --> 00:47:55,349 You're gonna put a kid in a car seat and they're gonna scream and scream. 846 00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:58,030 You're not gonna take 'em out and put 'em on your lap, are you? 847 00:47:58,102 --> 00:47:59,978 You used to make Emilio ride in the trunk. 848 00:47:59,979 --> 00:48:01,230 That's not the point. 849 00:48:01,231 --> 00:48:05,817 Imagine you had some really rich family who could really provide for you. 850 00:48:05,818 --> 00:48:09,655 You probably would be a famous artist right now, instead of in here. 851 00:48:09,656 --> 00:48:12,692 You keep that baby, you're being selfish. 852 00:48:15,453 --> 00:48:17,663 I had to remake 200 dinners from scratch 853 00:48:17,664 --> 00:48:21,542 because the tip of your fucking pinky was floating around the stew somewhere. 854 00:48:21,543 --> 00:48:24,586 If you're gonna chop your finger off, you couldn't do it away from my food? 855 00:48:24,587 --> 00:48:26,498 I'm having a hard day. 856 00:48:27,632 --> 00:48:30,509 - Why weren't you watching her? - I can't do nothing with stupid. 857 00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:35,431 How am I supposed to be a mother to my son when my prison kids keep fucking it up? 858 00:48:35,432 --> 00:48:38,392 - You could start with your language. - Excuse me, what? 859 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:40,186 Maybe try not to curse so much? 860 00:48:40,187 --> 00:48:43,730 Or at least tell your son not to. At least not around my Michael. 861 00:48:43,731 --> 00:48:45,274 What are you talking about? 862 00:48:45,275 --> 00:48:47,276 My son has never cursed before. 863 00:48:47,277 --> 00:48:49,110 And one ride with your kid, 864 00:48:49,111 --> 00:48:51,780 and suddenly, it's "Fuck this, and fuck that." 865 00:48:51,781 --> 00:48:55,242 He's 15. So what? He says "fuck." 866 00:48:55,243 --> 00:48:57,779 We don't talk like that in our house. 867 00:48:58,705 --> 00:49:03,701 You think my son is your son's problem? 868 00:49:05,712 --> 00:49:11,300 Tell Benny... to cool it with the dirty jokes and language. 869 00:49:11,301 --> 00:49:13,711 That is, if he wants to keep his ride. 870 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:23,103 Fuck me! 871 00:49:23,104 --> 00:49:26,189 Somebody keeps leaving the handle over the fucking burner! 872 00:49:26,190 --> 00:49:27,774 Shit. 873 00:49:27,775 --> 00:49:31,152 Mendoza? What's this I hear about Ramos cutting her finger off? 874 00:49:31,153 --> 00:49:33,364 It was just the tip of her pinky. 875 00:49:33,365 --> 00:49:36,408 I would've been here... I would've cut her head off, too. 876 00:49:36,409 --> 00:49:40,412 Well, why weren't you here? Your work duty takes priority. 877 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:43,206 We have entrusted you with a huge responsibility, 878 00:49:43,207 --> 00:49:47,085 and that means you can't take off whenever you get a visitor or a headache. 879 00:49:47,086 --> 00:49:50,381 You know what gives me a headache? This job! 880 00:49:50,382 --> 00:49:54,301 I gotta be there for my son because he needs a mother! 881 00:49:54,302 --> 00:49:57,679 I didn't ask for this shit. You know that my ankles are swollen. 882 00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,055 I got callouses! 883 00:49:59,056 --> 00:50:02,934 And then, my hair... smells like canola oil. 884 00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:06,180 I fucking hate this place! I quit! 885 00:50:07,649 --> 00:50:10,267 You can't quit. This is prison. 886 00:50:14,572 --> 00:50:16,315 And there's nobody else to do it. 887 00:50:22,955 --> 00:50:25,081 Jesus. 888 00:50:25,082 --> 00:50:28,168 Yeah, give it to her. I'm done. 889 00:50:28,169 --> 00:50:32,707 She wants this so bad... let her have it! 890 00:50:37,554 --> 00:50:38,880 Okay, Reznikov. 891 00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:41,799 You're up. Enjoy. 892 00:51:12,464 --> 00:51:16,383 You know... you can cut an extra one from that piece of fabric. 893 00:51:16,384 --> 00:51:17,468 I don't want them. 894 00:51:17,469 --> 00:51:21,096 Well, you could wear them until they're really dirty and then give them to me. 895 00:51:21,097 --> 00:51:23,849 Okay, Chapman. 896 00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:27,720 No, no, it's not for me. They're to, um... 897 00:51:29,313 --> 00:51:30,848 They're to sell to creepy dudes. 898 00:51:32,233 --> 00:51:33,726 Why would I wanna do that? 899 00:51:36,488 --> 00:51:38,648 Because I'm asking you. 900 00:51:40,908 --> 00:51:43,952 This is official Whispers merchandise. 901 00:52:21,365 --> 00:52:23,366 - Piper, right? - Yeah. 902 00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:25,577 - Oh, you're the murderer! - No. 903 00:52:25,578 --> 00:52:27,663 It's a long story, but it's fine. She's fine. 904 00:52:27,664 --> 00:52:31,450 She probably is the person who took you on a tour when you first got here. 905 00:52:32,293 --> 00:52:33,835 I didn't kill her. 906 00:52:33,836 --> 00:52:35,003 Oh, the little wiry one? 907 00:52:35,004 --> 00:52:37,631 - Yeah. - Yeah, you should have killed her. 908 00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:41,210 But it's nice to see you, man! We're a long way from Chicago. 909 00:52:43,971 --> 00:52:48,342 You know, I actually wanted to apologize to you... about Chicago. 910 00:52:50,311 --> 00:52:52,771 I should have stepped in when that woman jumped you. 911 00:52:52,772 --> 00:52:55,190 What? Come on. What you gonna do about that? 912 00:52:55,191 --> 00:52:58,068 You're supposed to get your ass beat over some stranger? 913 00:52:58,069 --> 00:53:01,613 - Come on, it's all right. - That's kind of what I was thinking, yeah. 914 00:53:01,614 --> 00:53:03,699 Don't worry about it. 915 00:53:03,700 --> 00:53:07,987 Oh, and... how great is this place? 916 00:53:09,330 --> 00:53:11,573 Dude, I fucking love it here. 917 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:14,710 Um, I am the kosher meal, please. 918 00:53:14,711 --> 00:53:17,664 - Hey, no. I was next. - Are you? 919 00:53:25,763 --> 00:53:27,723 Smooth like butter. 920 00:53:27,724 --> 00:53:28,890 You, Captain Four Fingers, 921 00:53:28,891 --> 00:53:32,728 get those green beans off the burner while they're still green! 922 00:53:32,729 --> 00:53:34,395 Norma, where's that corn bread? 923 00:53:34,396 --> 00:53:36,648 You've lost your speed, woman. Let's go. 924 00:53:36,649 --> 00:53:39,769 You're leaving a snail trail on my floor. 925 00:53:41,904 --> 00:53:43,605 You're gonna put up with that? 926 00:53:46,576 --> 00:53:51,488 Norma, check on the line, make sure those trays aren't cold. 927 00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:53,783 I saw that evil eye. 928 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:57,961 I just... want to be a crow. 929 00:53:57,962 --> 00:54:01,582 Why can't I be a crow? 930 00:54:02,424 --> 00:54:07,922 I am a speck in the universe. A miserable speck. 931 00:54:16,981 --> 00:54:19,558 Why are you still here, Norma? 932 00:54:21,443 --> 00:54:27,240 Why are you following me... after all these years? Go! 933 00:54:27,241 --> 00:54:31,821 Run away like the rest of them. They were right, I'm a fraud. 934 00:54:32,622 --> 00:54:36,868 I'm a false prophet, Norma. I'm not your God. 935 00:54:37,669 --> 00:54:41,663 You have wasted your life on a worthless man. 936 00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:47,754 Human. Not special. Not honest. Not good. 937 00:54:48,470 --> 00:54:50,681 And now, I'm old. 938 00:54:50,682 --> 00:54:56,303 And you're old and childless... and poor and damned. 939 00:55:00,482 --> 00:55:01,683 Argh! 940 00:55:02,902 --> 00:55:05,146 You're never gonna leave, are you? 941 00:55:06,906 --> 00:55:09,275 Because you are a slave. 942 00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:13,662 A meek little servant. 943 00:55:13,663 --> 00:55:15,706 And you'll never be anything else. 944 00:55:15,707 --> 00:55:20,210 And If I didn't tell you where to go and what to do, you would have no self at all. 945 00:55:20,211 --> 00:55:21,502 Nothing! 946 00:55:21,503 --> 00:55:23,421 Silent nothing! 947 00:55:23,422 --> 00:55:25,374 Worshipping nothing! 948 00:55:28,761 --> 00:55:30,671 Speak, woman. 949 00:55:31,931 --> 00:55:33,841 Fucking speak! 950 00:55:36,018 --> 00:55:37,469 You won't, will you? 951 00:55:38,479 --> 00:55:39,730 And you know why? 952 00:55:39,731 --> 00:55:42,608 Because you have nothing to say! 953 00:55:52,744 --> 00:55:55,612 Son of a... 954 00:55:56,706 --> 00:55:58,081 bitch! 955 00:56:05,089 --> 00:56:06,923 To a meal well done. 956 00:56:06,924 --> 00:56:10,385 You have embraced your new general with dignity. 957 00:56:10,386 --> 00:56:12,387 Did we have a choice? 958 00:56:12,388 --> 00:56:16,266 Not really, but you did well anyway. I toast you all. 959 00:56:18,269 --> 00:56:20,679 Ladies, get ready to thank me. 960 00:56:23,315 --> 00:56:24,440 What is this? 961 00:56:24,441 --> 00:56:27,519 The wave of the future. 962 00:56:28,821 --> 00:56:31,190 Pre-packaged... 963 00:56:32,992 --> 00:56:34,944 boil in the bag meals. 964 00:56:35,452 --> 00:56:37,704 Your lives just got a hell of a lot easier. 965 00:56:37,705 --> 00:56:40,282 Dump these babies in the steamer... 966 00:56:41,583 --> 00:56:42,793 and call it a day. 967 00:56:42,794 --> 00:56:45,295 Tell me this is a joke. 968 00:56:45,296 --> 00:56:47,881 No... it was a memo. 969 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:51,752 From Jeffrey in Food Services and Linda in Purchasing. 970 00:56:52,804 --> 00:56:57,508 You didn't think I'd put you in charge if you actually had any power, did you? 971 00:57:24,210 --> 00:57:26,127 She's not gonna come. 972 00:57:26,128 --> 00:57:28,588 Maybe we should take turns leading the prayer circle? 973 00:57:28,589 --> 00:57:31,174 Or we could just keep meeting with her one on one? 974 00:57:31,175 --> 00:57:33,710 But I thought the whole point of this was to organize. 975 00:57:38,307 --> 00:57:40,516 I told you. What did I tell you? 976 00:57:40,517 --> 00:57:43,845 Non-believers, all of you. Nobody ever listens to me. 977 00:57:50,361 --> 00:57:51,903 What is she doing? 978 00:57:51,904 --> 00:57:53,940 - Shh! - Oh, that felt good. 979 00:57:56,492 --> 00:57:58,069 Oh, yeah. 980 00:57:59,245 --> 00:58:01,488 Oh, thank you. 981 00:58:05,376 --> 00:58:06,459 Wow. 982 00:58:14,969 --> 00:58:16,462 Do you feel that energy? 983 00:58:17,388 --> 00:58:19,639 Oh, my gosh, I'm feeling like I'm glowing. Am I glowing? 984 00:58:36,292 --> 00:58:42,792 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.