1 00:01:02,803 --> 00:01:04,803 Synced and corrected by ChrisKe 2 00:01:04,828 --> 00:01:04,960 :::::[GWC]::::: 3 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:05,094 :::::[GWC]::::: 4 00:01:05,095 --> 00:01:05,227 :::::[GWC]::::: 5 00:01:05,228 --> 00:01:05,360 :::::[GWC]::::: 6 00:01:05,361 --> 00:01:05,494 :::::[GWC]::::: 7 00:01:05,495 --> 00:01:05,627 :::::[GWC]::::: 8 00:01:05,628 --> 00:01:05,760 :::::[GWC]::::: 9 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:05,894 :::::[GWC]::::: 10 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:06,027 :::::[GWC]::::: 11 00:01:06,028 --> 00:01:06,160 :::::[GWC]::::: 12 00:01:06,161 --> 00:01:06,294 :::::[GWC]::::: 13 00:01:06,295 --> 00:01:06,427 :::::[GWC]::::: 14 00:01:06,428 --> 00:01:06,560 :::::[GWC]::::: 15 00:01:06,561 --> 00:01:06,694 :::::[GWC]::::: 16 00:01:06,695 --> 00:01:16,128 :::::[GWC]::::: 17 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,288 Hey. 18 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:23,543 Hey. Hey. Wake up. 19 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,920 Luschek, what the hell? 20 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,462 You're needed in electrical. 21 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:30,424 Man, it's not even my shift. 22 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:31,634 It's an emergency. 23 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:32,718 Excuse me. 24 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:34,679 We're in the middle of a session here. 25 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,931 You can get back to your flower bondage in a second. 26 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,933 And quit topping from the bottom. 27 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:40,267 Meet me outside. 28 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,644 All right. All right. 29 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:44,396 Just give me a minute, all right? Fuck. 30 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,358 What was that about? 31 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,195 Ah, the people are praying for rain and mattresses. 32 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:52,655 Idiots. 33 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,533 All right, listen, I, uh... I found a guy. 34 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,284 Well, it's about time. 35 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,329 Hmm. All my dealers are too righteous to sell H, 36 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,456 but this guy's perfect. 37 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:05,668 You know, this biker from Coxsackie. 38 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:08,295 Total scumbag. Married my sister. 39 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,298 Look, there's been a little hitch in our giddy up. 40 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,218 - What? - There's no more giddy up. 41 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,261 - Why not? - It's not where we left it. 42 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,424 Somebody must have stole it. 43 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,908 God... God damn it. 44 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,101 - Keep it down. - I knew it. 45 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,186 I knew I couldn't trust you. I'm giving you a shot. 46 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,981 For not giving you heroin? 47 00:02:27,690 --> 00:02:28,941 Actions have consequences. 48 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,735 - And I got my sister involved. - Come on! 49 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:31,986 All right, she already thinks I'm unreliable. 50 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,487 This was gonna be a big win for me. 51 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:35,114 Wait. 52 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,824 What did you mean by "we"? 53 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:37,950 What? 54 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,619 You said, "Where we left it." 55 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:40,911 Oh, yeah, me and Boo. 56 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,330 I'm about to give you another shot for being stupid. 57 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,457 No, no, no, man. It's not her. 58 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,293 I don't think. I mean, I don't know. 59 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:51,714 This place is lousy with thieves, so could be anyone. 60 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,008 Well, thanks for getting my fucking hopes up. 61 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,218 You know, that's why you women ended up in prison. 62 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,762 'Cause you suck at crime. 63 00:02:58,929 --> 00:03:02,642 Look at this fucking street, all fro-yo marts and clothes for homos. 64 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,935 Well, you're gonna miss all these yogurt and fag shops 65 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:08,397 when they turn it all into banks and luxury condos for foreign investors. 66 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,232 - Yo! - He's out. 67 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:12,234 What? The fuck? 68 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,319 I texted Isaac, and he said we can cop, 69 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:17,197 but he's leaving in 10 minutes and he's all the way up on 79th and Third. 70 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:18,991 - We're screwed. - Fuck. All right, no. 71 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,786 Do not be fucking negative right now, all right? 72 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,871 I'm not going the weekend without dope. 73 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,248 Clear eyes, full hearts, right? 74 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,332 Can't lose. 75 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:28,458 Hey! 76 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:29,859 Hey, buddy! 77 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:33,213 Hey! Uptown? Yo, buddy! 78 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,257 - What the fuck? - Asshole. 79 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:37,885 In the old days, they'd at least say, "Fuck off." 80 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,505 What old days? You moved here in, like, 2007. 81 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,141 Let's take it. 82 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,392 - What? - Come on. 83 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,561 Look, the keys are in the ignition. 84 00:03:47,586 --> 00:03:49,087 - Let's take it. - Are you nuts? 85 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,857 You wanna go cop in the fucking projects? Come on. Get in. 86 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:55,027 Fucking hell, man. 87 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:01,826 Ow! 88 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,118 What the fuck? 89 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,705 Where'd you learn to drive? 90 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:08,082 Maybe I didn't. I grew up in the city. 91 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,959 Come on, move it over. Get moving! 92 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:10,985 - Come on! Move along! - Fuck! 93 00:04:12,778 --> 00:04:13,904 Wait. 94 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,548 We shouldn't be on the floor. 95 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,467 There might still be bedbugs. 96 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:20,385 Then we'll both get them. 97 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,555 So long as we're in it together. Isn't that your thing? 98 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,265 You don't have to be here right now. 99 00:04:25,290 --> 00:04:27,417 Um, I do, actually, because of you. 100 00:04:27,442 --> 00:04:29,402 I meant... in the library, 101 00:04:29,427 --> 00:04:31,513 and I don't wanna fucking talk about that anymore. 102 00:04:31,538 --> 00:04:34,750 Well, you have to... because it makes me angry, 103 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,444 and at least when I'm angry... 104 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:41,448 I have enough gas in the tank to fuck you like you deserve to be fucked. 105 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:42,532 Mmm. 106 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,326 That's hot. 107 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:45,577 Yeah, it is fucking hot. 108 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:52,466 You controlling... selfish... bourgeois piece of shit. 109 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,631 - Turn over. - What? 110 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,009 Why? 111 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,094 Because I can't stand to look at you. 112 00:05:02,119 --> 00:05:03,287 But you can fuck me? 113 00:05:03,312 --> 00:05:05,292 Yeah, maybe if you learn to shut the fuck up! 114 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:10,560 You guys, I'm not even getting out for another three years. 115 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,479 So? That doesn't mean you shouldn't start planning. 116 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,274 You need to pick a dress, find an awesome DJ, book a hall. 117 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,942 I know the dopest DJ. 118 00:05:17,026 --> 00:05:18,193 - Ay, sí. - He mostly does dubstep, 119 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,237 but I'm sure he can find a version of the wedding song. 120 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,156 But I don't even know I wanna make it some big thing 121 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:23,799 or just go down to the courthouse, so... 122 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:25,492 - Oh, my God, gross. - Ay, what? 123 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,869 - Hey, Daya, come on. - No. 124 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,703 A person only gets married once or twice in her life, 125 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:30,330 so go big or go really big. 126 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,041 Yeah, and it's not just about you. 127 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,877 - It's about all your family and friends. - Mmm-hmm. 128 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,129 - I love a wedding party. - I know. Me, too. 129 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,381 Yeah, what makes you think she wants you there? 130 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:42,997 Ay, Dios. What do you mean? Of course she does. We're family, right? 131 00:05:43,022 --> 00:05:45,733 - Yeah, of course. - "Of course." 132 00:05:46,163 --> 00:05:47,205 Of course. 133 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,151 Here's what's gonna happen when you get out. 134 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:51,893 You'll call each other up... 135 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:55,314 maybe meet for drinks, make more plans but then cancel them, 136 00:05:55,397 --> 00:06:00,485 push them off, you're suddenly really busy. 137 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,822 But the truth is... 138 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,345 you're avoiding each other because it only took that one drink 139 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,994 for you to realize you don't have anything in common... 140 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:12,939 and all you got was a reminder of the time you spent in this fucking hellhole. 141 00:06:14,043 --> 00:06:15,585 We're not a family. 142 00:06:16,285 --> 00:06:17,787 We're a BAND-AID... 143 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:21,292 and once you rip it off, all we are to each other is scars. 144 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:22,799 Ay, whatever. 145 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,844 She's just being a bitch because she can't see her baby. 146 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:27,304 So look, you, like, get out in 36 months, right? 147 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,430 Mmm-hmm. 148 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,932 - Yeah! - That's, like, around summer. 149 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:33,185 - A summer wedding! Perfect! - Yeah! 150 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:36,063 Except, I don't get out till next fall. 151 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,982 A fall wedding could be nice, too. 152 00:06:38,007 --> 00:06:39,884 Or winter. Winter 2016. 153 00:06:39,909 --> 00:06:41,629 - Or 17. Better count. One, two... - Ay, sí. 154 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:44,446 "Represents the warden at meetings and 155 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:45,948 orientation of new staff." 156 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:47,992 - Sir? - Oh, I, um... 157 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,161 Yeah. I just, uh... 158 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,747 - Did I catch you at a bad time? - No, I was... 159 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,124 I was just, um... 160 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:57,918 What can I do for you? 161 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,629 I wanted to talk to you. 162 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,714 I heard a rumor that the camp's closing. 163 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,885 Where'd you hear that? From who? I... 164 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:08,178 Uh, my boy down the hill at... 165 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,346 Is it true? 166 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,683 Look, I don't want to start a panic. 167 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,644 So it's true? 168 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,604 No... I didn't say that. 169 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:19,727 I just said I don't want to start a panic. I just... 170 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,985 But why would we panic unless the camp's shutting down? 171 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:27,197 Uh, there are many reasons why a person may choose to panic. 172 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:30,825 Sharks, school shootings, uh, bee extinction. 173 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,601 They call it colony collapse, 174 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:36,107 and they say it's all from this Monsanto pesticide. 175 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:37,249 It's horrible. 176 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:39,668 I just want to know if there's anything I should be doing for... 177 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:40,751 There's not. 178 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,047 So I can have some notice. 179 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:48,343 If you lose your job, you'll be the first to know. 180 00:07:49,956 --> 00:07:51,625 All right, sir. 181 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,390 Thank you. 182 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,518 Thanks for stopping by. 183 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,275 What the fucking shit? 184 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:05,735 What? 185 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,612 People want privacy. 186 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:14,328 If we can grow the corn high enough, we can rent out a field like a motel room. 187 00:08:15,329 --> 00:08:17,872 I mean, we gotta do something now that we're sewn shut. 188 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:20,750 We are doing something. We're gardening. 189 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:26,048 I did not join this club to smuggle contraband or to shank people. 190 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,843 I joined it to garden, to make things grow. 191 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,180 Hey! Is that our wheelbarrow? 192 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:36,433 It's the prison's. I can use it. 193 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,686 You can use it and you can return it. 194 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,313 Did you hear me? 195 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:45,400 I just want to enjoy the simple things. 196 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:47,444 And you can... 197 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:51,698 while we also rent out the cornfield for sex. 198 00:08:52,824 --> 00:08:56,453 Nothing like being down on your hands and knees, huh? 199 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,372 In the soil. 200 00:08:58,455 --> 00:09:00,207 Nice to be outside is what I meant. 201 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,168 - How are you, Sam? - Good. 202 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,295 Better. 203 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:09,593 - Listen, uh, about the other day... - It's all right. 204 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:11,578 - Well, things got a little personal. - It's fine. 205 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,928 I just don't want it to be awkward. 206 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,098 It's not. 207 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,392 Well, it is now. 208 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:20,352 Next time something awkward happens, 209 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,443 try not drawing extra attention to it, huh? 210 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:26,733 How's it going? 211 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:29,763 Not so good, actually. 212 00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:31,670 Not so good. 213 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:35,742 Remember what I said about a corpse being a corpse. 214 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,579 I just want this corpse to be sleeping in the same bed with me, that's all. 215 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,583 I feel the language gap is still a problem. 216 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:49,167 Healy... 217 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,469 I can't be your marriage counselor. 218 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:58,098 Translator... for an hour or so, tonight, after dinner. 219 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,767 - Oh, no, I think I have plans. - No, you don't. 220 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,269 I cleared your schedule. 221 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:03,395 Oh. 222 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,796 Well, in that case... 223 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,192 Thanks, Red. It's very kind of you. 224 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,235 You basically gave me no choice. 225 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:13,197 Even so... I appreciate it. 226 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:22,122 Are you sure you're okay? Looks like someone hit you. 227 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,541 It's from when I was in holding. 228 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:26,664 What about your neck? 229 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:29,744 There's a... little mark here. 230 00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,541 I must have checked my pulse a little too hard. 231 00:10:36,991 --> 00:10:38,513 Is my work assignment in? 232 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,849 No, I don't give assignments till I get to know you. 233 00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:43,143 - I was just here. - But I wasn't. 234 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,687 But better late than never, right? 235 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,232 Hey, I'm teaching a drama class later. You coming? 236 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,595 Mmm, that's not really my thing. 237 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,568 Oh, come on. I think it'll be good for you. 238 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,487 How do you know what's good for me? 239 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,779 You just met me. 240 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,867 Look, Vause, I get it. I get the anger. 241 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,745 When a country has more inmates than teachers or engineers, 242 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,413 we are living in a fucked up society. 243 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,582 Prison is bullshit. 244 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,126 Then why work in one? 245 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:11,380 Because I think there are people here with potential that's being squandered 246 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:14,549 - and I wanna make a... - Oh, you wanna make a difference? 247 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,303 Yeah, I get it. You're one of the good guys. 248 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:21,311 But guess what. 249 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,682 We all think we're good guys. 250 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,297 I used to work for a drug dealer 251 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:26,853 who wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet in your head 252 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,399 if you crossed him, or if you stopped being useful to him, 253 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:33,693 but in his mind, he's still a good guy. 254 00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,429 Heroin Robin Hood... 255 00:11:37,454 --> 00:11:40,916 because he cut out the Mexican cartels and passed on the savings to the consumer, 256 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,886 and he never cut his shit with brick dust. 257 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,650 And you're not just another shill 258 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,501 taking a paycheck from an evil system of oppression, 259 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,213 'cause you're fighting it from the inside with drama class. 260 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:58,802 Fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to get by. 261 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,430 But excuse me if I don't want to spend my precious time 262 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:05,016 catering to the delusion that you're making a difference. 263 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,644 I have my own quilt of lies to sew. 264 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,855 That is a great speech. 265 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,692 Now, I would love to hear you give it again in drama class. 266 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,116 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 267 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,744 I get really hot down here. 268 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,372 Well, nothing I haven't seen before. 269 00:12:28,906 --> 00:12:32,077 I'm leaving now... but it's not because of... 270 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,671 I was gonna leave anyway. 271 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,590 All right. 272 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:41,135 Like, you just happened to come in here right before I was about to leave. 273 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,577 Great story. 274 00:12:45,224 --> 00:12:46,558 Okay. Goodbye. 275 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,167 - Can I ask you a question, though? - What? 276 00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,878 Why don't you talk to me? 277 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,755 All right, what? 278 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,799 I mean, we were intimate. 279 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,343 And I understand that 280 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,970 we are never gonna be, like, girlfriend-girlfriend or whatever, 281 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,974 but I thought, you know, maybe you'd at least be friendly... 282 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,434 civil. 283 00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,769 You thought that? 284 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,271 Yeah. 285 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,773 And when do you have time to think when you're constantly talking? 286 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,857 Yabba yammer. 287 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,485 Oh. 288 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,280 Wow. I guess that answers that question. 289 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:46,075 You use people and you throw them away. 290 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,537 That's your thing. Now I know. 291 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,915 Hey, Soso! That's not my thing, all right? 292 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,960 I look out for my friends. You just don't happen to be one of them. 293 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,255 You want me to do what? 294 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,342 We can't leave them in jail, all right? I'm responsible for this, sort of. 295 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:04,928 I thought you said this wasn't your idea. 296 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,556 I'm not going to argue with you the micro-details of who did what, okay? 297 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:08,890 I'm not gonna leave my friends in there. 298 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,100 I'm not giving you anymore money, Nicky. 299 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,977 Thank God they didn't find any drugs on you. 300 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,062 Praise the Lord. 301 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,356 'Cause getting caught with drugs is so much worse than, uh... 302 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,232 grand theft auto in the eyes of the law. 303 00:14:18,317 --> 00:14:19,837 Doesn't that make a fuckload of sense? 304 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,779 You don't get to take the high moral ground right now, Nicky! 305 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,199 I know. I'm sorry, Marka. 306 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,453 I have a problem. I admit that. 307 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,538 And I will do a better job dealing with my shit. 308 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,332 I just, uh... 309 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,208 I don't know. 310 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,252 Maybe it's 'cause it's almost the anniversary of the divorce. 311 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:40,714 You know, I'm having a bad week, 312 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,509 and I did this thing and I fucked up. 313 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:45,844 And if I'm serious about being a better person... 314 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,263 Come on! It starts with me bailing my friends out of jail, okay? 315 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:51,350 - Mom, please. - Fine. Fine. 316 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,935 You're probably gonna need more than that. Use my credit card. 317 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,563 - No, no, no, I'm good. All right. - What are you doing? 318 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,398 I'll give you a ride back to the police station. 319 00:14:58,482 --> 00:15:00,233 I just need to take a walk, okay, and think a little. 320 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:04,028 But, um, thank you, Marka. I'm so grateful, really. I just, uh... 321 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,989 Let's get a coffee soon and catch up a little. 322 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,156 I'd like that. 323 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,249 Pardon? 324 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:23,047 I mean, is it something that animals did or did it start with cavemen or cavewomen? 325 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:27,176 I doubt a woman brought it up first. 326 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,262 Great apes did have those teeth. 327 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,390 You know, I bet it was a caveman. 328 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,141 I bet he was like, 329 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,852 "Hey, Grog, you think fire's a big deal, 330 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,020 but check this out!" 331 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,231 Oh, whoa, whoa. 332 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,234 Though, if it was an ape... 333 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,613 that would explain why we lost our sharp incisors. 334 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,740 - For blowjobs? - Yeah. 335 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,451 You're saying our mouths evolved to give blowjobs? 336 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:56,080 That's assuming you believe in evolution in the first place. 337 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,459 I'm thinking about it. 338 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,296 - Hey! - Really? 339 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,425 A hickey? What are you, 12? 340 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,842 It was an accident. 341 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:12,013 You're trying to brand me... but I am not your fucking sex cow. 342 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,890 You're mine. 343 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,601 What does that mean? 344 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,062 It means that I am gonna hurt you the next chance I get 345 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,314 and take my power back. 346 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,316 You're acting insane. 347 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,776 I'm insane? 348 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:30,073 Kubra knows exactly where I am now. 349 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,366 Do you have any idea the danger that you've put me in? 350 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,744 The... I took... You... 351 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,247 You know what? 352 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,042 Forget it. I can't. 353 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,463 Oh, it's so nice to see you guys back together. 354 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,840 We're not together. 355 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,216 She's my sex cow. 356 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,469 Oh. 357 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,680 Well, that's, uh... sweet. 358 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,974 You gonna come to drama class later? 359 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,434 Are you serious? 360 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,769 Have you met Berdie? She's amazing. 361 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,188 Yeah, we met. She's my counselor. 362 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,607 Oh, lucky ducky. 363 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:05,924 I think I'm gonna sit this one out. 364 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:09,403 Oh, why? You don't have a job and they burned all the books. 365 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:10,528 Not true. 366 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,252 There is one book they were afraid to burn. 367 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,033 Mmm, I stand corrected. 368 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:17,411 There is a bedbug-infested Quran if you want to read that. 369 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,915 All right! Suit yourself. Sheesh. 370 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,084 I took acting at high school, 371 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,797 and we learned about masks, musicals and chlamydia dell'arte, 372 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,924 and that is from Europe. 373 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,560 He claims it's not happening, but they don't tell us anything. 374 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:42,771 Probably afraid we'll cash in our vacation days. 375 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,398 We're not even people to them. 376 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,609 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 377 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,068 Hey. Hey. 378 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,989 So, Bell... how's it going with the house? 379 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,700 Not bad. I took out a home-improvement loan. 380 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,952 - Good thing I have a steady job. - Yeah. 381 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,956 It'd probably be really hard trying to sell that thing right now, huh? 382 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,543 In this market? With a cracked foundation? 383 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:05,627 I'd be screwed. 384 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,712 Uh, thankfully, we all have jobs we can count on 385 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,213 so we can plan our futures accordingly. 386 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,007 Mmm-hmm. 387 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:19,015 - He's fucking lying. - He didn't say anything. 388 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,434 He didn't need to. Crap, crap, crap. 389 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,019 Wait, did you really take out a loan? 390 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:26,523 Yes, I did, baby, for the rumpus room, remember? 391 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,858 - Oh, crap. - Exactly. 392 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,908 So, you're really jumping in headfirst, huh? 393 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:37,992 How do you mean? 394 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,662 Well, I tried setting up programs like this. 395 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,872 A little tip... 396 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,208 don't expect too much... 397 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,877 and if you want them to open up, you'd better bring a crowbar. 398 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,214 What's up, Berdie? 399 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,801 Well, look who dragged their stanky asses downtown. 400 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,761 Oh, bitch, you ain't shit! 401 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,555 That's right, I'm the shit. 402 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,183 Oh, nice. Nice save. Nice save. 403 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,811 Oh, look, it's Snow White and the Seven Freaks. 404 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,813 There's six of us. You can count. 405 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,857 Color me impressed. 406 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,567 Have a seat, Rain Man. 407 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,985 Is she giving you a shot off your record to be here? 408 00:19:16,615 --> 00:19:18,825 All right, great turnout. 409 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,534 And look who's late. 410 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,287 It's Alex Vause, you dumb bitch. 411 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,831 What? 412 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,259 Okay, everybody up. Let's do a warmup. 413 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,177 We're gonna do a counting warmup. 414 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,513 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... 415 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:44,475 ♪ Dear Lord ♪ 416 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,686 We are gathered here today 417 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,608 to remember those that were martyred in the conflagration of three days ago. 418 00:19:52,275 --> 00:19:55,904 It is a sad day when any book is not returned, 419 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,907 or when it is returned, but with pages missing 420 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,911 'cause some fool needed to write a note, or they needed to wipe their nasty ass, 421 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,037 but anyway... 422 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:10,126 To have our entire flock taken from us is almost... 423 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,754 beyond reckoning. 424 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:17,216 So we take this time to honor those titles that we've lost. 425 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,470 Go ahead, Washington. 426 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,056 Yeah, um... 427 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,600 So, I've never been at a funeral for books before. 428 00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,770 And, like... I feel like... 429 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:33,024 there's nothing I can say that wouldn't be better said... 430 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,608 - in, like, a book. - Mmm! 431 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:39,405 - But books are made of paper from trees... - Yeah. 432 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,784 So we thought they should be returned to the trees 433 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,286 from whence they came and everything. 434 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:48,122 - The ultimate book return. - Yeah. 435 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:52,418 And now I'm just going to read some titles we all thought were worth honoring. 436 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,340 - Great Expectations. - Solid. 437 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,009 - The BFG. - Tight. 438 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,847 Damn. The dictionary. The dictionary, man! 439 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,974 What are we gonna do in the world without a damn dictionary? 440 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:10,103 Sister Souljah. Oh. A High Wind in Jamaica. 441 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,645 All the David Sedaris'. 442 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:13,815 Or Sedari, I guess? 443 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,775 What's going on? 444 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,194 We're having a memorial service. 445 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,653 For books? 446 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:21,698 Yeah, for books and all printed media. 447 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,324 I didn't know you were such a big reader. 448 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:26,494 _ 449 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:29,956 The Treasure of the Sierra Madre by B. Traven. 450 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,083 Have you, um, seen Bennett? 451 00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:35,754 No, I haven't seen him since before the weekend. 452 00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,297 Oh. Maybe his shifts got moved around. 453 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,509 Uh, excuse me. Can you show some respect? 454 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:44,053 Sorry. My condolences. 455 00:21:45,816 --> 00:21:47,025 Go ahead. 456 00:21:47,050 --> 00:21:50,011 - The Tale of Squirrel Nutkins. - Mmm! 457 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,811 - The Jonathans. - Mmm! 458 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:55,148 Damn. Swift, Lethem, Tropper, 459 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,902 Franzen, Kellerman, Livingston Seagull. 460 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,069 God bless. 461 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,159 So, you really believe all this mumbo gumbo? 462 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,953 I don't know. There's something calm about her. 463 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,497 She has, like, a quiet energy. 464 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,582 She's a mute. 465 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,209 Yeah, that helps with that. 466 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,545 And she's white. 467 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:20,464 So, I trust her magic more than the Spanish kind. 468 00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:22,258 You'll believe anything. 469 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,717 You play the lottery. 470 00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:24,844 That's different. 471 00:22:24,928 --> 00:22:27,263 At least with the lottery, you know each time you play, 472 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,307 your chances are a little better every time. 473 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,267 I don't think it works like that. 474 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:34,520 Like you know. What'd you wish for? 475 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,981 - I'm not telling. - Why not? 476 00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:41,527 Because it's birthday wish rules. You can't say. 477 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,488 Hey, what the hell is going on in here? 478 00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,657 What? 479 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:49,660 Oh, we're drying shoes. They said to dry all the shoes. 480 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,621 In the dryers? Let me see the work order. 481 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,166 Fine. 482 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:01,464 Hey, are we gonna get more detergent soon, or what? 483 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:04,968 We're almost all out. I told Caputo we need to order more. 484 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,803 I'm not sure he really cares at this point. 485 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:11,640 You really should have ear protection. 486 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,101 Do you have any? 487 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:14,310 No. 488 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,938 I just mean, in a perfect world. 489 00:23:22,486 --> 00:23:24,698 Leanne. Leanne! 490 00:23:24,723 --> 00:23:25,974 What? 491 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,785 What is this? 492 00:23:31,870 --> 00:23:34,998 My wish! My wish came true! 493 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,169 Calm down. 494 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,295 It's magic. 495 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:42,546 Frankie? 496 00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:43,631 Oh! Oh. 497 00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:44,715 Frankie. 498 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,469 You have a phone call, Frankie. 499 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,763 Would you like to take the phone? 500 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,474 Take the phone. 501 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,893 It's not a phone. 502 00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,144 What is it? 503 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,979 It's a dog. 504 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,063 No, it's not. 505 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,107 Agree to the situation. Roll with it. 506 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,775 But she is clear... 507 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,446 All right, it's a dog. Uh, my mistake. 508 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,574 And here is the phone. 509 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:11,993 That's not a phone, either. 510 00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:13,827 What is it? 511 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,246 A dick! 512 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,499 I can't... I can't work like this. I will not. 513 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,750 All right, settle down. 514 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,128 Yo, agree to the situation. That's the rules. 515 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,837 I can't agree to that. It's nonsense! 516 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,673 This is not how you're supposed to do improv. 517 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:27,466 I took a class at UCB. 518 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,262 Oh, good for you, Queen Improv. This is not your kingdom. 519 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:32,721 All right, let's get someone else up here. 520 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,265 Ooh! 521 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,641 Warren, you already went. 522 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,768 Oh, but you said I needed to sublimate 523 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,729 my sense of abandonment issues in activities. 524 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,815 I don't remember saying that. 525 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,818 How about Chapman and, um, Vause? 526 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:49,238 No, thanks. I'm good. 527 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:52,325 Well, we're all good. What's the matter? These two got history? 528 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,078 You know, with all due respect, 529 00:24:55,161 --> 00:25:00,916 I don't think that you're gonna get the greatest performances out of us today. 530 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,962 I don't want a performance. I want to see you listen and react. 531 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:05,796 Show me some emotional honesty. 532 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:08,049 I want to learn how to cry on cue and shit. 533 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:11,677 Like, get real good, win me an Oscar. 534 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,180 Never have to buy my own clothes again. 535 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,434 Let's work on empathy, and then we'll worry about free clothes. 536 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,144 Vause, come on up. 537 00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:21,895 Chapman, let's go. Come on. 538 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:26,150 All right. I need a location. 539 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:27,485 The moon. 540 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,196 Uh, grocery store? 541 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:31,489 A grocery store. 542 00:25:31,572 --> 00:25:33,449 You're the manager at a grocery store, 543 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,869 and you are a customer, who's returning... 544 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,412 A live grenade. 545 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,580 The moon. 546 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,783 - A bruised pear. - A bruised pear. 547 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,168 No, cantaloupe. 548 00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,712 - Cantaloupe. - Uh, no, pear. 549 00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,089 Pear. 550 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:49,673 You sure? 551 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:52,801 Pear. Uh, no, peach. 552 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,597 A bruised piece of fruit. Sound good? 553 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,476 No. You're never supposed to start an improv with a transaction. 554 00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,521 But whatever. 555 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:06,149 All right, try to keep it up for three minutes. 556 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,233 Begin. 557 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:16,575 This fruit is defective. 558 00:26:18,286 --> 00:26:19,412 How so? 559 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,041 It's all nasty and bruised up. 560 00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:29,047 Well, it's organic fruit. 561 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:32,800 So if you don't like my produce, 562 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,886 you can take your business elsewhere. 563 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,389 Ooh. Oh, I can't, actually. 564 00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:39,473 And why not? 565 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:41,350 Because then the scene would be over. 566 00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,436 And she said we had to keep it going for three minutes. 567 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,521 Well, I don't know what to tell you. It's fruit, so get over it. 568 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,647 I am over it. 569 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,816 You're obviously not. You're not over anything. 570 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,569 But you know what? 571 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,655 You get what you pay for. 572 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,738 When are you gonna realize that you don't get to do 573 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,034 whatever you want because it makes you feel good? 574 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:01,579 Oh, my God. You are such a hypocrite. 575 00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:03,414 No! You crossed a line! 576 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,915 I did? Yes! 577 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,876 Do you think that this is what I want? 578 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,003 To be here in this, um... 579 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,716 In this grocery store? 580 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:14,800 Mmm. 581 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:16,999 I'm sorry I sold you the fruit. 582 00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:21,599 And, yes, fine. I will admit it. I knew it was bad. I did. 583 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,102 But I wanted my power back, too. 584 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:27,730 Because I wanted you back. 585 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,109 Because... 586 00:27:32,443 --> 00:27:33,861 I missed you... 587 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:40,033 and I missed your... 588 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:45,038 patronage. 589 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,335 So, I sold you bad fruit 590 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:52,213 so you would come back into my store. 591 00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:53,881 And I know it was wrong, 592 00:27:55,508 --> 00:27:57,009 and I'm sorry. 593 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,470 But I'm also not sorry, 594 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,055 because it is... 595 00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:06,269 so... good... 596 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,147 to see you... 597 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:15,319 customer. 598 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,912 Would you, maybe, like another piece of fruit? 599 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,330 This is... 600 00:28:31,169 --> 00:28:32,211 It's a persimmon. 601 00:28:32,295 --> 00:28:34,004 Mmm-mmm. That's a dick. 602 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:40,428 You know I have a thing for soft fruit. 603 00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:43,347 Bow-chicka-bow-bow! 604 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:51,980 All right. Good work, good work. 605 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,073 You really want out of here, huh? 606 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:04,117 Do you not want out? 607 00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,244 Eh. 608 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:06,579 I don't really care, you know? 609 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:10,333 So, it's like, if it does happen, then it'll be a nice surprise. 610 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:11,459 But then, if it doesn't, 611 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:14,212 then it's like I didn't care to begin with. 612 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:18,924 It's kind of like a... double-reverse jinx blocker. 613 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,344 It's a good strategy. 614 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:22,803 - I thought so. - No, it's good. 615 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,722 - Hey. Hey, Boo. - Hey, Doggett. 616 00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:27,225 - How are you? - You mind making like The Exorcist? 617 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:31,354 What? I can't. I don't lay hands anymore. 618 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,940 - Get the hell out of here. - Oh. 619 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:39,027 - I get it. I get it, you're cute. - Yeah? 620 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,405 All right, how about this one? 621 00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:45,033 How about I make like the two feet and get to walking? 622 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:46,577 Oh. 623 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:50,623 Yeah, that's gold. Solid gold. 624 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,625 All right. I'll go. 625 00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:56,420 Boo, before you start in, I don't know where it is, all right? 626 00:29:56,504 --> 00:29:59,340 There's too many junkies. It, like, could be anyone. 627 00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:01,759 Yeah, you're right. It could be anyone. 628 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:05,012 Only, I'm thinking it's one in particular, hmm? 629 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:07,723 One who was reluctant to give the shit up in the first place. 630 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,601 Oh, yeah, yeah, you mean me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 631 00:30:10,684 --> 00:30:14,522 Oh, yeah. I took it all, yeah. You caught me. 632 00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,941 Good, 'cause I'd rather not make thousands of dollars, you know? I don't. 633 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:21,028 Uh, committing suicide with dope after being clean for two years 634 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:23,989 - is the much better plan. - I'm a genius. 635 00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:29,495 You best not be lying to me, bitch. 636 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,955 Give me a fucking break, huh? 637 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,542 Marka wouldn't give me the money. 638 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:37,670 All right, what am I supposed to do? You want me to break you out of jail? 639 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,381 All right, come on, man. 640 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:43,759 Look, Drew, I mean, seriously, you can't dump all this shit on me. 641 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,428 Is that Drew? Say hi for me. 642 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:46,637 Shh. 643 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,597 - Drew? - Say hi for me. 644 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,516 Fucking people, man. 645 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,727 You know, I didn't force them to get in the cab, 646 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,314 and now they're acting like it's my fault, 647 00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:59,477 like I should feel so bad they're gonna have to spend a couple nights in jail. 648 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:02,320 Some people like to blame everyone else for their problems. 649 00:31:02,403 --> 00:31:05,823 Like my brother. Pins everything on our dad. 650 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,325 I'm like, "Get off it." 651 00:31:08,409 --> 00:31:09,868 He molested me, too. 652 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,581 I turned out fine. 653 00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:14,790 Tell you what, 654 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,376 those two could use a couple of nights in jail, you know? 655 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,713 Fucking whiny bitches, acting like the world owes them. 656 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,091 That all we have left? 657 00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:25,426 Yeah, that's it. 658 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:27,970 That sucks. 659 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,432 Hey, you know who else is a little cunt? 660 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:36,687 That girl, uh, Monica, you know, that party on West End? 661 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,439 Huh? 662 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,190 That apartment with all the rare books? 663 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,984 Oh, yeah, yeah. 664 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,488 Yeah, she showed me a signed first edition of The Old Man and the Sea 665 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,030 that she said is worth a shit-ton. 666 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,700 I bet that girl can't even fucking read. 667 00:31:53,871 --> 00:31:56,206 Shit, do you know how to get into that building? 668 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,809 Yep, they leave the door open during the day for the dog walker. 669 00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:00,961 Maybe, if we make enough off of these books, 670 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,880 we can help out Drew and Jade. 671 00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,382 Oh, yeah. That'd be nice. 672 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:07,926 You know, let's play it by ear. 673 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:12,931 For crying out loud, Norma, come on, 674 00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:14,266 can't you just keep this shit in the kitchen? 675 00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:17,395 We don't like the kitchen. We like Norma. 676 00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:19,480 Get off my floor! 677 00:32:20,648 --> 00:32:22,858 Look, Norma doesn't even know what she's doing. 678 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:24,777 No offense. 679 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:29,322 That's not true. She has powers. 680 00:32:29,407 --> 00:32:31,659 Powerful powers. 681 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:35,162 I prayed to Norma for deliverance, 682 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:38,999 and deliverance felleth from the sky. 683 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,209 I'm telling you, 684 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:46,089 what Elvis did for music and Eminem did for rap, 685 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:51,429 Norma is gonna do for jungle magic. 686 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:54,640 Fuck! 687 00:32:58,727 --> 00:32:59,728 Fuck! 688 00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:06,735 Luschek. Remember when I... 689 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,099 What the fuck? All right, listen. 690 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:09,791 Remember when I said the heroin was stolen? 691 00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:11,949 - Yeah. - Okay, well, I'm the one who stole it. 692 00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:13,033 All right, but now... 693 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,702 Now the meth-heads have it, and we need to get it back. 694 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:17,245 All right, look, man, I'm sorry, all right? 695 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:18,914 I couldn't say goodbye, I'm an addict. 696 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,458 How convenient. 697 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,627 Well, it's not, actually, for me or anyone around me. 698 00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:26,191 Didn't that shit, like, kill you? Like, didn't your heart stop? 699 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:29,341 Man, it's not a rational thing, you know? 700 00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:32,010 But I want it out of here, I really do. 701 00:33:32,094 --> 00:33:33,971 I can't trust you. 702 00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:35,931 You're gonna fuck it up for both of us. 703 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,308 I'm not gonna fuck this up, okay? 704 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,519 I've made up my mind. 705 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:41,937 I don't want to die again, all right? 706 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:45,483 There is no white light for me. 707 00:33:46,734 --> 00:33:50,613 If we don't get this stuff out of here, it's gonna find its way back to me, 708 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,615 or me to it, you know? 709 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:56,409 I'm like a bloodhound for oblivion. 710 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,162 Well, oblivion doesn't make a great business partner. 711 00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:01,540 It'll be different this time, all right? 712 00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:04,627 I swear. Just, you got to trust me. 713 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:20,851 Hello? 714 00:34:20,934 --> 00:34:23,353 Hey, could you take those two club chairs, put them right in there? 715 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,314 And then when the sofa comes, I want it against the wall here. Thanks. 716 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,525 Hello? 717 00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:30,360 Hey, Natalie, it's Joe. 718 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:31,612 How's Albany? 719 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:34,990 It's a burgeoning tech valley. What do you want? 720 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,284 Congratulations to you on your win. 721 00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,371 I'm sorry I didn't call sooner. It's been crazy around here. 722 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,707 Yeah, I hear they're shutting down the camp. 723 00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:45,793 How do you know that? 724 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:50,338 Oh, Jason hears everything. Joe, I am so sorry. 725 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,342 It's dark times. Dark, dark times. For you. 726 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,970 Yes, my times are dark. 727 00:34:58,013 --> 00:35:01,934 Actually, I was calling because I thought maybe you can talk to Jason. 728 00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:04,937 Talk to Jason about what, Beer Can? 729 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,566 About not closing the camp. 730 00:35:08,649 --> 00:35:11,652 Maybe there's an emergency fund or something? 731 00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:16,448 Oh, yeah, that's not really in his purview, more of a federal issue. 732 00:35:16,532 --> 00:35:19,618 Look, Natalie, I know you hate me. 733 00:35:19,702 --> 00:35:21,537 And, obviously, I, um... 734 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:25,791 Think about everybody else. 735 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,752 - Think about Bell, Maxwell, Ford... - I am so sorry. 736 00:35:28,836 --> 00:35:31,004 You know, I am really bad with names. 737 00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,422 Nat? 738 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,265 Can I get your advice about the floor runner? 739 00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,594 It's looking a little country with a "K" to me. 740 00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:37,803 One second. 741 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,598 You know what, Joe? I really got to run. 742 00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:43,516 But it was so nice catching up. 743 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:47,020 Maybe I should talk to Gavin instead. 744 00:35:47,104 --> 00:35:48,564 Is that a name you remember? 745 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,109 Gavin? Your husband's butt boy? 746 00:35:52,735 --> 00:35:56,071 What are you doing? Are you trying to threaten me? 747 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,530 No, of course not. 748 00:35:57,615 --> 00:36:01,368 I'm just suggesting that if the prison was to close, 749 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:05,205 basically because you fleeced us before running off to Albany, 750 00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:09,752 I might be inclined to inform the voters of your district 751 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:14,632 that your husband is a lying, embezzling fudge packer. 752 00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:16,174 That's offensive. 753 00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,678 I know. Homophobia is a bitch. 754 00:36:19,762 --> 00:36:21,639 I could see why you'd want to keep it a secret. 755 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:25,058 Joe, what's done is done. 756 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:28,270 There's no magic wand. Really. 757 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:29,479 I believe you. 758 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,356 So, what is the point? 759 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:32,524 I don't know. 760 00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:34,526 A sense of justice, maybe? 761 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,236 Dark times. 762 00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:38,238 I'll take my pleasures where they come. 763 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:42,450 Joe, you have to take a macro view on these things. 764 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:45,537 I'm in a position now to make changes for the greater... 765 00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:47,372 Burn in hell, Natalie. 766 00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:50,751 Katya... 767 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,547 all I want is for you to be happy. 768 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:59,802 _ 769 00:37:01,804 --> 00:37:02,930 I don't know why, 770 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,183 but we've lost the feeling we had in the beginning. 771 00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:12,648 _ 772 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,984 We never have real feeling at beginning, 773 00:37:16,068 --> 00:37:18,320 because you're not the man you say to me on Internet. 774 00:37:18,403 --> 00:37:20,197 You catfish. 775 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,407 Catfish? 776 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,161 _ 777 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,747 _ 778 00:37:28,831 --> 00:37:30,540 _ 779 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:35,963 _ 780 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,047 Mmm. 781 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:40,092 Um... 782 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,135 You're not a real psychologist. 783 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:46,389 You don't go to the opera, and you're not funny. 784 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:48,851 _ 785 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,311 And you yell. 786 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,189 _ 787 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:59,277 _ 788 00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:01,404 _ 789 00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:08,120 It... It doesn't translate. 790 00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:14,667 Look, I have not been perfect, 791 00:38:15,753 --> 00:38:18,797 but there's nothing wrong between us that we can't work through together. 792 00:38:18,881 --> 00:38:22,384 No, it is too late. I deserve better man than you, Sam. 793 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:26,471 Oh, give me a fucking break. Deserve? Deserve? 794 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,640 You're a mail-order bride. 795 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:30,350 I'm not a mail-order bride. 796 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:31,852 _ 797 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:35,397 _ 798 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,151 _ 799 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:42,946 _ 800 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:45,824 _ 801 00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:48,326 _ 802 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:51,163 _ 803 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,331 So what if he drools a small pond? 804 00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:54,735 He takes care of you, doesn't he? 805 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,419 He takes care of your mother, and he's handsome, and he's good. 806 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,171 And at least he's fucking trying, 807 00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:01,464 which is a lot more than I can say for you. 808 00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,231 Hello? 809 00:39:21,944 --> 00:39:24,112 Hey. Get up. 810 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,405 Hey, what? 811 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:28,951 Get up. 812 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,085 You're high. 813 00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:41,629 No. What? No. 814 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,425 I just... I haven't been sleeping well recently. 815 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,553 Look, I'm gonna give you one chance. 816 00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:52,515 Either you tell me where the drugs are, 817 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:55,143 or you rot in Max for the rest of your sentence. 818 00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,229 That's not much of a choice. 819 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,689 What's not much of a choice? 820 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:01,524 Oh, shit. 821 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:04,277 Come on. 822 00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:06,321 God damn it. Upsie whupsie. 823 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,369 Hey. 824 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,042 This it? 825 00:40:20,335 --> 00:40:21,336 Yeah. 826 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:28,218 - Hey. - Don't... Those are my tits. 827 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,636 Liar. 828 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,805 These aren't tits! I'm bringing these to Caputo. 829 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:37,519 Then why are you putting her tits in your pants? 830 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,229 He's taking them for himself. 831 00:40:40,898 --> 00:40:43,191 Shut the fuck up! 832 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:47,487 You tell anybody about this, and I will fucking kill you! 833 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:48,780 With murder! 834 00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,199 You understand? 835 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:00,125 Ooh. 836 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,253 Jesus Christ. This is enough to kill a sperm whale. 837 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,006 Eh, well, ready your harpoons, huh? 838 00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:11,678 Ooh. 839 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,223 Hey, man, what's your problem? 840 00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,850 It's not for you. You're done, remember? 841 00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:20,520 Look, I'm just saying goodbye. 842 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,480 Again? 843 00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,900 How many goodbyes do you need? 844 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,610 Jesus Christ. You're like Gollum with the ring. 845 00:41:27,694 --> 00:41:31,781 You're a better person... off heroin. 846 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:33,741 You never saw me on heroin. 847 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,077 I get the picture. 848 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,621 You tell Boo about this? 849 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:42,417 I mean, I probably should, but, like, eh, fuck it, it's Boo, you know? 850 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:44,377 Don't tell her. 851 00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:46,629 One less fuck-up to expose the conspiracy. 852 00:41:48,215 --> 00:41:50,217 Actually, this is a good thing that we're doing, 853 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,343 getting this shit out of here. 854 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,929 I don't like the idea of you or any of the other poochies around here 855 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,222 getting hooked on this poison. 856 00:41:55,305 --> 00:41:58,266 What, but some random schmucks in Utica is fine? 857 00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,892 We don't know 'em. 858 00:42:00,978 --> 00:42:02,270 Come on. 859 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,440 Some sick thinking you got there. 860 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,199 Hey, Guerrera. That guard's back. 861 00:42:14,992 --> 00:42:16,409 Mmm. The cute one? 862 00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:18,120 Yeah. Right outside. 863 00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,288 Mmm. He smells good, too. 864 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:21,373 Mmm-hmm. 865 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,300 Can I help you? 866 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,138 No. 867 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,311 Hey. 868 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:44,521 What? 869 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,898 We know where you can find drugs. 870 00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:48,400 You ratting someone out? 871 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:51,861 Yeah, but not one of us. One of youse. 872 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,613 Move along, inmate. 873 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,948 - Yeah, but... - You heard me. 874 00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:01,877 - Don't you at least want a hint? - Move along! 875 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,748 Okay. Okay. 876 00:43:07,127 --> 00:43:09,837 Electrical. Look in electrical. 877 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,423 And in Luschek. 878 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:19,389 - Mmm. Pull my hair. - What? 879 00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,932 Just pull my hair. 880 00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:22,059 Ouch! 881 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,936 Sorry. 882 00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,814 Don't... Don't apologize, Alex. 883 00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:30,025 Just fucking, like... 884 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,568 - Oh, God! - You know, like... 885 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,571 No, it's just... It feels weird now. 886 00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,281 What are you... It's not the same. 887 00:43:36,364 --> 00:43:38,700 It's not the same. It just... It feels weird. 888 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,577 I don't, like... 889 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,998 I don't wanna hurt you. 890 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,132 Fucking empathy! 891 00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:55,758 I knew that class was a bad idea. 892 00:43:57,094 --> 00:43:59,971 What are we gonna do now if we can't have hate sex? 893 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:03,141 Hate snuggle? 894 00:44:03,225 --> 00:44:06,728 I don't really think that that's a thing. 895 00:44:08,271 --> 00:44:11,566 Nobody's even heard from him. I bet he got another job. 896 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,610 Good-looking guy like that has tons of options. 897 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,403 - He has one leg. - Yeah, but... 898 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:17,155 a pretty face is worth 1,000 legs. 899 00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,573 Hey. 900 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,576 Did an inmate tell you something about drugs? 901 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,661 Something like what? 902 00:44:23,745 --> 00:44:25,330 That there's drugs in electrical. 903 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:28,916 You want us to shake down a guard now? Don't we have it bad enough? 904 00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,128 You knew about this, too? 905 00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:33,671 Those two dum-dums were squawking all over camp. 906 00:44:33,755 --> 00:44:37,049 Then why didn't any of you do your job and report it? 907 00:44:37,134 --> 00:44:40,970 You have a responsibility to protect the safety and welfare of these inmates. 908 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:44,974 What about your responsibility? To us? 909 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,617 I have a daughter at home. You won't even tell me what's going on 910 00:44:47,644 --> 00:44:50,272 so I can know if I should look for another job. 911 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:52,149 Put your sandwich down. 912 00:44:52,232 --> 00:44:53,233 Why? 913 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:56,694 Because I said so, and you will do as you're told, 914 00:44:56,778 --> 00:44:59,656 or you will clean out your locker today. 915 00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,119 I am sorry. 916 00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:08,790 The prison is closing. 917 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:14,587 But I need all of you to continue to do your jobs effectively until it does. 918 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:16,798 Do you understand me? 919 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:19,551 Do you understand me? 920 00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:26,433 Now, you are gonna come with Donaldson and me, 921 00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,685 and we're gonna perform a search. Is that clear? 922 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,396 Yes, sir. 923 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:33,773 Good. Let's go. 924 00:45:33,856 --> 00:45:35,608 You can take your sandwich. 925 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,361 You want us to come? 926 00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:40,780 No. 927 00:45:42,324 --> 00:45:43,450 Good. 928 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,246 Hey, Luschek. 929 00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:51,833 Aren't you worried about leaving computers with inmates? 930 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:55,086 Well, maybe if any of you were technically savvy, or Asian, 931 00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:56,338 but, uh, we screen for that. 932 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,341 Hey, uh, Nichols, come here. 933 00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:02,176 I want to show you a trick with this switch-y thing. 934 00:46:06,473 --> 00:46:07,515 Uh... 935 00:46:07,599 --> 00:46:09,642 It's done. 936 00:46:09,726 --> 00:46:11,566 Mark said it's the best stuff he's ever tasted. 937 00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,104 So, you're a happy man? 938 00:46:13,187 --> 00:46:15,565 Happy? Fuck happy. I'm rich. 939 00:46:15,648 --> 00:46:17,191 Don't spend it all in one place, all right? 940 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:18,401 I won't. 941 00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,446 I'm hitting this casino in Oneida. 942 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,531 Come in to invest. 943 00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:25,032 You sure that's a good idea? 944 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,034 Scared money don't make no money. 945 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:28,703 Oh. 946 00:46:28,786 --> 00:46:31,248 Don't forget to put my share in my commissary, okay? 947 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,374 You got it, partner. 948 00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:38,463 Inmates, on your feet. Stand in a line. 949 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:39,714 What's going on? 950 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,759 - Drug sweep. You high? - Huh. 951 00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,303 Please. High on life, maybe. 952 00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:48,431 Smoked a big old bowl of life before I came in today. 953 00:46:49,349 --> 00:46:51,434 Funny. Search his desk. 954 00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:54,354 I was just joking, but, uh... Fine, go ahead. 955 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:10,495 Ah. 956 00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,955 Found something. Looks like coke. 957 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,499 No. 958 00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:18,127 It's heroin plus gum. 959 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,921 Wow. 960 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:23,508 Heroin. I always knew you were a fuck-up, but I never pegged you for a junkie. 961 00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:25,385 Why do you assume it's me? 962 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,637 It's under your desk. 963 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,472 Everyone has access to my desk. 964 00:47:29,556 --> 00:47:30,973 It doesn't mean shit. 965 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,850 It's her! She's a fucking junkie. 966 00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,437 Who, me? It could be anyone. 967 00:47:36,396 --> 00:47:37,939 You're the scumbag. 968 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,566 Scumbag. Seriously? 969 00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:41,275 You're gonna talk to me like that? 970 00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,027 I don't even do drugs, man! 971 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,739 I used to smoke marijuana. But it made me paranoid! 972 00:47:46,823 --> 00:47:49,992 And so did meth. But heroin? Fuck, no. 973 00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,453 It's her. 974 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,621 What is this? This is hearsay. You don't even have any evidence! 975 00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:54,789 Be quiet. 976 00:47:55,332 --> 00:47:56,852 It's her. I suspected her for a while. 977 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,173 All right. 978 00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,677 Take her out, down the hill. 979 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,178 - What? - You're done. 980 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:10,930 What the fuck is happening? 981 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,350 Mr. Caputo. What the fuck? 982 00:48:13,433 --> 00:48:15,977 Max! Mr. Caputo! Wait! Wait! Wait! 983 00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:19,897 Wait! Wait! Wait! Max? Fuck! Fuck! 984 00:48:19,981 --> 00:48:22,359 We will not tolerate this! 985 00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:26,571 You bring drugs in here, you will suffer the consequences. 986 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,156 Yeah. 987 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,120 They're taking her out? 988 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,963 Let this be a lesson to all of you. 989 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,124 Drugs destroy lives! 990 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:40,835 Never trust a fucking junkie! 991 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,931 Even if the burglary charges are dropped, 992 00:48:54,015 --> 00:48:56,017 you were carrying a lot of heroin. 993 00:48:57,268 --> 00:49:00,397 You're still looking at 5 to 10 years, even if we cop a plea. 994 00:49:05,402 --> 00:49:06,653 Up to 10 years? 995 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,065 What kind of a plea is that? 996 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:11,073 We'll work on getting your sentence reduced. 997 00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:16,454 To what? Only, uh... Only eight years? 998 00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:18,498 Oh, hey, do I get a free mug, too? 999 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:22,460 This... This is just great, right? 1000 00:49:22,544 --> 00:49:25,505 This, this is fucking classic, this guy. 1001 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:27,465 All right, see... So, you bend over backwards, 1002 00:49:27,549 --> 00:49:30,009 and then I'm the one that winds up getting fucked? 1003 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,429 It is the best possible outcome at this point, Nicky. 1004 00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,192 Yeah, well, maybe if you'd done something. 1005 00:49:34,221 --> 00:49:37,224 I don't know, maybe done something sooner, it never would have gotten this bad. 1006 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:38,518 What are you talking about? What? 1007 00:49:38,601 --> 00:49:40,144 All right, come on, right? 1008 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:42,480 I have a problem. 1009 00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:45,149 I needed help, you just gave me money! 1010 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:47,569 I gave you money so you wouldn't steal. 1011 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,696 Apparently not enough. 1012 00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:52,949 What was I supposed to do, Nicky, lock you in a tower? 1013 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,328 All the rehabs, all the promises... 1014 00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,747 And it's not just the drugs. 1015 00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,624 It's something about the way you're wired. 1016 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:06,337 You have this... unquenchable thirst to self-destruct. 1017 00:50:07,464 --> 00:50:09,882 And, you know, someday you will. 1018 00:50:09,966 --> 00:50:12,426 Hey, uh, on the bright side, at least I'm going to jail, 1019 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:16,180 so, you know, I'll be out of your hair, huh? 1020 00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:18,307 You think that makes me happy? 1021 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,643 I don't know. I don't know. 1022 00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:24,522 I'm your mother. I love you. 1023 00:50:24,606 --> 00:50:26,899 But I am no match for you. 1024 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,695 Only you can save yourself at this point, Nicky. 1025 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,363 So you can decide to take yourself on, 1026 00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:36,367 or you can let this thing play out until it kills you. 1027 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,244 I'm not the enemy. 1028 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:39,370 Uh-huh? 1029 00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,872 I never was. 1030 00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:44,375 Right. 1031 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,052 You look exhausted. Rough day at work? 1032 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,680 What the fuck are you doing here? 1033 00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:00,933 What's that? 1034 00:51:01,017 --> 00:51:03,561 Business plan, Management and Corrections. 1035 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,606 It's a prison corporation. 1036 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,150 They were poking around Litchfield about a year ago 1037 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:12,612 looking to acquire a women's prison, but we didn't meet their criteria. 1038 00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:14,488 Why would it be any different now? 1039 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:17,241 Because now you know the criteria. 1040 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,410 Give them a call, set up a walk-through. 1041 00:51:19,493 --> 00:51:21,913 And then what? Lie? 1042 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,332 And you thought my job would be easy. 1043 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:31,673 So long, Beer Can. 1044 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:33,299 See you, Fangs. 1045 00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:48,522 - Nicky, baby, what's happening? - Stay back! 1046 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,726 I need to talk to her! 1047 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,317 I need to talk to her! 1048 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,402 I'm her mother, God damn it! 1049 00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:55,529 Nicky, what happened? Where did this come from? 1050 00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,823 I thought you were doing okay. 1051 00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:58,157 Wow. I'm a fuck-up, huh? 1052 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,242 You know you could have come to me if you were struggling. 1053 00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:01,869 - I know. - Then why didn't you? 1054 00:52:01,953 --> 00:52:04,246 Because that's not what I do, okay? I love you. 1055 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:08,167 I love you, too. 1056 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,660 Down the hill to Max. 1057 00:52:42,744 --> 00:52:43,745 All right. 1058 00:52:53,004 --> 00:52:54,088 Hey, Nichols. 1059 00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:59,426 You wanted out, you're getting out. 1060 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:02,471 Yeah. How 'bout that? 1061 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:05,557 Hey, look at the bright side. 1062 00:53:05,642 --> 00:53:07,018 Can't get any shittier. 1063 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:12,064 I don't know about that, Penn. I'm very resourceful. 1064 00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:14,275 Hmm, well, you know. 1065 00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:16,842 Did you say goodbye to your people? 1066 00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,237 What people? 1067 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,823 All the dykes and your mom. 1068 00:53:20,907 --> 00:53:22,616 Red's not my mom. 1069 00:53:24,403 --> 00:53:25,614 Wouldn't wish that on her. 1070 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,372 I wouldn't wish that on anyone. 1071 00:54:11,971 --> 00:54:13,045 Synced and corrected by ChrisKe 1072 00:54:13,070 --> 00:54:13,202 :::::[GWC]::::: 1073 00:54:13,203 --> 00:54:13,336 :::::[GWC]::::: 1074 00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:13,469 :::::[GWC]::::: 1075 00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:13,602 :::::[GWC]::::: 1076 00:54:13,603 --> 00:54:13,736 :::::[GWC]::::: 1077 00:54:13,737 --> 00:54:13,869 :::::[GWC]::::: 1078 00:54:13,870 --> 00:54:14,002 :::::[GWC]::::: 1079 00:54:14,003 --> 00:54:14,136 :::::[GWC]::::: 1080 00:54:14,137 --> 00:54:14,269 :::::[GWC]::::: 1081 00:54:14,270 --> 00:54:14,402 :::::[GWC]::::: 1082 00:54:14,403 --> 00:54:14,536 :::::[GWC]::::: 1083 00:54:14,537 --> 00:54:14,669 :::::[GWC]::::: 1084 00:54:14,670 --> 00:54:14,802 :::::[GWC]::::: 1085 00:54:14,803 --> 00:54:14,936 :::::[GWC]::::: 1086 00:54:14,937 --> 00:54:25,570 :::::[GWC]:::::