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It was an honest mistake.
She was trying to help.
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A little more help and I'll be dead.
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She hates wearing her glasses.
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Says it makes her nose look big.
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You want to assassinate someone,
vision is a basic requirement.
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It's like step one, pick a person to kill.
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Step two, kill that person.
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She won't last a month in the SHU.
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This is a royal fuckup, girls.
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Vee is going to know that she is the target.
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The whole family is in danger.
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Unless, we use it to our advantage.
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She doesn't know it was a mistake.
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We tell her it's a warning shot.
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Don't fuck with Red.
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Or a 79-year-old woman will
shank someone you never met.
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That's how scary you are.
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Stab a stranger in the kidney
just to send a message.
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If I was this Vee person,
I'd think twice about pissing you off.
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It's what Taslitz would want.
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Taslitz got us into this situation.
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We're not doubling down on that nonsense.
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We need to explain what happened peacefully.
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- A parley.
- Parley?
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What are we, pirates?
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Well, one of us does have an octopus tattoo.
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Taping windows is not a good idea.
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It's in the emergency manual.
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Bad news, Hurricane Wanda.
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You've been downgraded to a tropical storm.
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Hilarious.
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The weatherman said
you're getting wider though.
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You could flatten a few trees
when your ass hits land.
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Okay, Steve Harvey. We get it.
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Last time we had leaks
in Room 4 and in Intake and in the pharmacy.
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They did
some patchwork over the summer...
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but I am not optimistic
about what's happening up there.
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- This place needs a new roof.
- Yeah, Fig is all over that.
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Don't worry. She's also getting us an
espresso bar and a swimming pool.
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Ripped By mstoll
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So much for learning your lesson, huh?
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- What lesson is that? - I don't know,
associating with the criminal element.
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Girl, I am the criminal element,
and so are you last time I checked.
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- You know what I mean.
- Man, don't start this again.
45
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- Yo, she got you thrown in the SHU.
- That wasn't her.
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That was this place coming down on me like
it's done before, and it'll do it again.
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Somethings gonna fuck you, you know?
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The system, the man, Vee.
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Can't do nothin' about it.
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At least Vee gives you back 10%.
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She took my friend.
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And you gonna fight her forever?
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Stop making things so hard for yourself.
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You all right, Chapman?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Get to talk to your lawyer?
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I talked to one of his partners.
He said that there's, um-
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He said that there's
nothing that they can do.
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He said prisoners get
transferred all the time.
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We got, like, 30 girls up
from Pensacola last year...
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when they had that tuberculosis scare.
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This isn't that.
This is Fig fucking me personally.
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She's hated me ever since
that stupid radio show.
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Mmm.
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But you-you got connections.
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Now, you can fight this.
You got furlough.
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I got furlough,
and it's biting me in the ass.
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Healy said that there's nothing he can do.
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He can't ask for any more special favors
because it would look inappropriate.
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She buried me on that list with,
like, a dozen other people.
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Ruiz has a new baby.
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I'm gonna miss you...
'cause you're a decent person-
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Do you know what the worst part of it is?
Telling my family...
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and realizing that they actually sounded
kind of relieved...
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like they weren't gonna have
to spend hours coming to visit me anymore...
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like they finally got their weekends back.
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I mean, you should have heard my mother.
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She sounded practically cheerful.
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“Well...
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you only have eight months.
81
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It's not like that's forever.”
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Eight months is forever.
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It's like the less time you got...
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the slower it goes.
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All right. I gotta go.
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Hey, Morello.
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You know, you were the first person that was
nice to me when I got here.
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I was really scared.
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You made me feel like it was gonna be okay.
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Well...
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I am gonna remember that you said that...
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for my bad days.
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Early workers, report to storm detail-
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What's that supposed to be?
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It's a black flag.
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International symbol for parley.
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And what are we, pirates?
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I don't banter. I'm an envoy.
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The greenhouse.
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After work.
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I'll take two chicken noodles
and a, uh, Neosporin.
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Fuck you.
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Nice socks.
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Thanks.
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I-I'd like to alert you to a couple of line
items that feel a little wonky.
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Okay.
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For instance, we've got 80 grand here
allocated to Fitzcore for the bathroom repair...
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but I thought that was included
in the fee we paid earlier...
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for unspecified plumbing services.
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This is a much more extensive job.
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Right. I get that.
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But I feel like there's
some overlap happening.
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You're doing great work, Hoffman.
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Thanks.
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So, I think we should dig into this.
116
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Listen, my husband is having
a fund-raiser tonight.
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Why don't you come as my guest, have a
couple cocktails? The wife will love it.
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I- I'm pretty sure Tiki Barber
is gonna be there.
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How's it going?
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What, me? Oh.
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Uh, I'm doing okay.
I mean, thanks for asking.
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You know, it's actually
not possible for you to ignore me forever.
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He moved.
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I'm sorry. I'm not following.
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The baby. He moved.
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When? Like now? Now?
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This morning, and again after lunch.
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He's really in there.
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Can I-
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Can't feel nothin' on the outside.
He's too small.
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You're calling it a “he.”
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My right boob is larger than the other one.
133
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Gloria says that means he's a boy, and...
134
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I also keep craving salty stuff.
135
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I- You know, I always wanted a boy, like-
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Attention officers, the observation report-
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when I pictured it.
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H-How do you feel about, um...
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Frank as a- as a name?
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Frank? Like a hot dog?
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Ah, never mind.
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Five. We're closing in five.
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It could be a girl, I guess.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Oh, shit.
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I seem to recall you saying
that she wasn't going to be a problem.
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H-How do you know it was even her?
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A child does childish things.
150
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That little broomstick
just cost me serious money.
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Who's gonna pay me back?
You?
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- Look, I got no part in this.
- But you took responsibility.
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You think she'd be in here
trashing my shit if it wasn't for you?
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- What are you gonna do to her?
- I'm a businesswoman.
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I'm gonna do...
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whatever it takes to neutralize the risk.
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Don't get crazy, Vee.
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She could have an accident.
That's one option.
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What's gonna happen then?
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The whole place goes on lockdown,
the COs tossin' everything.
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That's bad for business.
162
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So what's option two?
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Take away her incentive
to fight me, which is you.
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I can't have you around here anymore.
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But I'm your girl.
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I've been loyal to you from day one.
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- Ask anyone.
- I know that.
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You see,
this whole thing with your friend...
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it is bringing me down,
it's attracting attention...
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and I can't have it anymore.
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I'll talk to her.
I'll tell her to stay away from-
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Here, look at this mess. Look at this mess.
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She left this for anyone to see.
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Now what would have happened if a CO had
come in here before me? Huh?
175
00:12:24,335 --> 00:12:30,297
She would rather have you go to the fuckin'
SHU than see you working for me.
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I'm sorry, Taystee.
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You said you would protect me.
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You said it was me and you together.
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I'm sure we'll see each other around.
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Yo, who wants hot wings?
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Oh, why do you eat that shit?
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You know it's a scam to sell off
the trash of the chicken?
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Delicious trash.
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They used to cut the wings off
and throw them away. Did you know that?
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Then somebody figured out
if you smother them in sauce...
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you could talk people
into thinking that they were good.
187
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You ever notice-
188
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Girl, you ever notice...
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00:13:06,935 --> 00:13:11,736
that they don't never put buffalo sauce on
no other chicken parts?
190
00:13:11,815 --> 00:13:14,739
Somebody got up
on the wrong side of the bed.
191
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Yo, hang up the GTA and get in here. RJ!
192
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Thought you were gonna get Thai. You know,
that curry soup with the noodles I like.
193
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We had this conversation.
194
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You said that you didn't trust a man who
wore flip-flops while he cooks.
195
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I'm tired, I guess.
I haven't been sleeping lately.
196
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I told you it was pizza, man.
197
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You worried about somethin'?
198
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I sell smack.
199
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:40,505
I'm always worried.
200
00:13:40,575 --> 00:13:43,579
Besides,
my mattress is too hot.
201
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:46,022
You sure you ain't sick?
202
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,625
No, I'm not sick. Get outta here.
203
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:50,460
- I never get sick.
- You ain't sick, Vee. You're just old.
204
00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:53,823
I had an aunt who was always
yelling and sweating.
205
00:13:53,935 --> 00:13:55,744
Couldn't remember a damn thing.
206
00:13:55,855 --> 00:13:57,698
Turned out, it was the change.
207
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Oh, my God.
208
00:14:04,415 --> 00:14:06,986
I-I'm too young for that shit.
209
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:10,104
- I thought I had more time.
- Hey, take it easy now.
210
00:14:10,175 --> 00:14:14,499
Oh, I am 50 years old.
211
00:14:14,575 --> 00:14:16,498
What the fuck have I done with my life?
212
00:14:16,575 --> 00:14:19,101
I should have rent-to-own.
I should have got me a man.
213
00:14:19,175 --> 00:14:21,098
Well, you got us.
214
00:14:21,175 --> 00:14:24,896
How 'bout you put off losing your mind until
you get a good night's sleep...
215
00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,103
and then you'll see how you feel then.
216
00:14:27,175 --> 00:14:30,304
Okay, we all know Trance says the first dumb
thing that come to his mind.
217
00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,223
Shit, I don't even believe you 50.
218
00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,737
You still as fine
as the first day I met you.
219
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:39,100
You so full of shit.
220
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,496
You always the smoothest
bullshitter in this house.
221
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I'm serious, Vee.
222
00:14:43,535 --> 00:14:47,176
If you wasn't practically
my mom, I don't know what might happen.
223
00:14:49,095 --> 00:14:51,416
Oh, boy, you better get out of here.
224
00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:02,619
You have to talk to her like all the time.
225
00:15:04,735 --> 00:15:06,658
There's all these studies that say that if-
226
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:08,225
if you don't talk to the baby...
227
00:15:08,295 --> 00:15:10,297
they end up like fucked
by the time they're five.
228
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Talk to her.
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Sing to her.
230
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You gotta promise me, okay?
231
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You'll read to her while I'm in Virginia.
232
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All right? I know you don't like to talk...
233
00:15:22,935 --> 00:15:24,903
but you gotta do it for her.
234
00:15:24,975 --> 00:15:27,376
Ah, you hear me, baby girl?
235
00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:29,981
Huh? I'm talking to you.
236
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,898
That's right. I'm talking to you.
237
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:34,137
You grab daddy's face,
and you make him say shit...
238
00:15:34,215 --> 00:15:36,582
so that you don't end up like me.
239
00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:43,185
Oh, this something new?
240
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:46,702
You're supposed to keep your hips up.
241
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Keeps the sperm in.
242
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,505
You should start getting ready.
243
00:15:53,575 --> 00:15:55,100
Hoffman's onto us.
244
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,177
No “onto us” but...
245
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:58,586
suspicious.
246
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,942
Ah, we're bulletproof on his end.
247
00:16:01,015 --> 00:16:02,505
Just don't make any mistakes.
248
00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,824
I don't wanna do this anymore.
249
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:09,256
It was fun at first,
but now I'm not sleeping.
250
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,224
If I got caught, can you imagine?
251
00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:13,866
Jesus, babe, you're getting cold feet now?
252
00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:16,415
You know,
you gotta play dirty if you want to win.
253
00:16:16,535 --> 00:16:19,744
Rowley gets in office,
he drives the whole state off a cliff.
254
00:16:19,815 --> 00:16:21,943
I get it.
255
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,858
This is my career we're talking about.
256
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:25,699
And my career?
257
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:36,865
Look, you know I totally support you, babe,
in every way.
258
00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:41,025
But you're assistant warden in a prison.
259
00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:43,143
This is the senate.
260
00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:45,821
Think of the doors it will open.
261
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,666
And maybe you'll get pregnant, right?
Who knows?
262
00:16:54,215 --> 00:16:57,025
I held up my end of the deal.
263
00:16:57,095 --> 00:16:58,620
Now you hold up yours.
264
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,425
What the hell?
265
00:17:20,815 --> 00:17:22,658
Think about it, Vee.
266
00:17:22,735 --> 00:17:25,625
Do you really think
I'd do something so stupid?
267
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:27,857
No, you're not stupid.
268
00:17:27,935 --> 00:17:29,824
Just pathetic.
269
00:17:29,895 --> 00:17:33,058
To send an old fool to do a job
that you're afraid to do.
270
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:42,145
That old fool did exactly what
she was supposed to.
271
00:17:42,215 --> 00:17:43,865
Send a warning.
272
00:17:43,935 --> 00:17:47,223
- Fuck with me, I fuck back.
- Really?
273
00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:50,339
'Cause you know what
the message that I got was?
274
00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:52,383
You want a war.
275
00:17:52,455 --> 00:17:55,459
Except you bungled the first shot.
276
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:58,345
If she wanted to kill you,
you'd be dead.
277
00:17:58,415 --> 00:17:59,940
Do you- Do you want to go?
278
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:03,217
You know the sad part is...
279
00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:06,105
I was actually gonna share this with you,
for old time's sake.
280
00:18:06,175 --> 00:18:11,784
But now my feelings are hurt,
so I'm just gonna take it.
281
00:18:11,855 --> 00:18:15,701
Oh, well, I hope you enjoy it.
282
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:18,301
If your people can find
the other end, of course.
283
00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:22,824
In the woods, in the middle of nowhere.
284
00:18:22,895 --> 00:18:26,183
How's your son? Yuri, right?
285
00:18:26,255 --> 00:18:29,976
Can you guess how many
Yuri Reznikovs there are...
286
00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:33,616
in a two-hour driving radius of Litchfield?
287
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,062
Come on, guess.
288
00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:40,100
- You're full of shit.
- There's only one.
289
00:18:40,175 --> 00:18:43,065
2364 Kenwood Road.
290
00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:46,105
Or is it 2346? I don't remember.
291
00:18:46,175 --> 00:18:48,416
But my boys tell me it's very nice.
292
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,543
Green house, white trim.
293
00:18:52,135 --> 00:18:54,422
You touch my son, I touch you.
294
00:18:54,495 --> 00:18:57,704
Every bruise, every mark the same.
295
00:18:57,775 --> 00:18:59,345
You gonna fight me yourself, Red...
296
00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:03,500
or are you gonna send
your little army of midgets...
297
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,055
crones to do it for you, huh?
298
00:19:06,135 --> 00:19:08,661
Norma, you might want to talk some sense
into your friend here.
299
00:19:08,735 --> 00:19:12,296
Remind her of the last time that
she fucked with me.
300
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:16,096
Broken ribs.
301
00:19:16,215 --> 00:19:18,502
Punctured lung.
302
00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:20,942
You're proud of that, are you?
303
00:19:21,055 --> 00:19:23,865
- We were friends.
- We were never friends.
304
00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,824
You'll regret that.
305
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,185
What is this? A tea party?
306
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,984
What are you even doing out here?
307
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,580
We heard the alarm.
308
00:19:41,655 --> 00:19:43,305
It's not the lie-down-on-the-ground alarm.
309
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,343
It's the weather-related-emergency alarm.
310
00:19:45,455 --> 00:19:47,742
Let's go. Get back to the building.
311
00:19:47,815 --> 00:19:49,499
And remind me to give you all shots.
312
00:19:49,575 --> 00:19:51,100
Let's go.
313
00:19:56,215 --> 00:19:57,819
How's your wife?
314
00:19:57,895 --> 00:20:00,660
Eh, she's stressed about the kid.
315
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:03,306
School wants to hold him back.
She takes that shit personal.
316
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:08,063
Yeah. Well, maybe you should
take her someplace, you know? Florida.
317
00:20:08,135 --> 00:20:10,137
And who'd look out for my pal Vee?
318
00:20:10,215 --> 00:20:12,866
Tip her off to the action?
Round up her competition?
319
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:14,937
Your dedication is heartwarming.
320
00:20:15,015 --> 00:20:17,939
We're as close as can be, right?
Till the money runs out.
321
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:29,463
Oh, by the way, we busted
a couple of supply guys across the bridge.
322
00:20:29,535 --> 00:20:31,378
They're bringing in this
cheap shit from India.
323
00:20:31,455 --> 00:20:34,538
Took down the whole setup-
books, cash, everything.
324
00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:36,856
New York's finest.
325
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,619
Your boy RJ was on their drop list.
326
00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:41,380
Same address. I checked.
327
00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:43,935
You ask me, he's going
into business for himself.
328
00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:53,059
Keep it moving,
everyone. Nice and calm, we all stay dry.
329
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:57,220
Hey, how is rain coming out the toilet?
Can you explain me that?
330
00:20:57,295 --> 00:20:58,785
It's not rain. It's the lake.
331
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:00,539
The sewer pipes are open,
the lake overflows...
332
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:02,225
groundwater comes up through all the pipes.
333
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:05,060
If it come down to swimming,
I'm-a save myself.
334
00:21:05,135 --> 00:21:06,864
I will stand on a bitch's head.
335
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:11,224
Dorm A, C and F, report to the cafeteria.
336
00:21:14,495 --> 00:21:17,578
Wet-Nap? What the fuck am I supposed
to do with this, eat it?
337
00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,578
Probably tastes better than this.
338
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,420
Butter pecan, and it's from,
like, two years ago.
339
00:21:22,495 --> 00:21:23,985
We get donations.
340
00:21:26,615 --> 00:21:28,060
You're killing us, Wanda.
341
00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:42,417
Come on. We'll go over there.
342
00:21:42,495 --> 00:21:44,657
You bring your cot?
343
00:21:47,535 --> 00:21:50,778
Could be a long night.
Got anything to help me get through it?
344
00:21:50,855 --> 00:21:55,019
Get away from me,
kibble head. I am not in the mood.
345
00:21:58,015 --> 00:22:01,497
Pretty sure that this qualifies
as unsafe working conditions.
346
00:22:01,575 --> 00:22:03,976
Oh, yeah,
I'm sure OSHA's gonna be all over it.
347
00:22:06,015 --> 00:22:07,904
I don't know anything about generators.
348
00:22:07,975 --> 00:22:11,696
The generator's on the roof. Have to get the
pumps working so they'll push fuel up there.
349
00:22:11,775 --> 00:22:14,540
Also, I don't know anything about pumps.
350
00:22:14,615 --> 00:22:16,777
Hey, that's what he said.
351
00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:21,617
Ah, come on, I can't make one stupid joke
before I die from drowning and/or electrocution?
352
00:22:21,735 --> 00:22:23,703
- Incoming.
- Ah, man.
353
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:27,666
At least it's dead. Think of his brothers
heading upstairs to get dry.
354
00:22:27,735 --> 00:22:33,299
Okay, so tanks, pumps.
355
00:22:33,455 --> 00:22:36,982
- Let's get going. - Oh, man, how come
nobody told me these things were down here?
356
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:40,025
I-I could have been cornering
the prison-hooch market.
357
00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:44,020
Look at this.
They got taps built-in and everything.
358
00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:49,785
Uh, Luschek?
359
00:22:49,855 --> 00:22:52,096
There's nothing in here.
360
00:22:52,175 --> 00:22:53,665
What the fuck?
361
00:23:00,135 --> 00:23:02,058
Both empty?
362
00:23:02,135 --> 00:23:03,944
Fig again. Am I right?
363
00:23:06,575 --> 00:23:08,498
Now what?
364
00:23:08,615 --> 00:23:10,299
Threesome?
365
00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:22,819
So the irony is that Foucault's
analysis of power structures...
366
00:23:22,895 --> 00:23:27,901
ends up being an argument against the
institutions of social inequality.
367
00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:31,422
We talk about this all the time in the locker
room. I don't know why this is so difficult.
368
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:35,056
So then Jason says, “Let me
talk to her.” I know, right?
369
00:23:35,135 --> 00:23:36,978
But he will not be swayed,
so I put him on...
370
00:23:37,055 --> 00:23:41,060
and he sits there on
the phone with her for 20 minutes.
371
00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:44,218
I counted. Just listens
to her whole story...
372
00:23:44,295 --> 00:23:46,741
about the building permits and
the whole thing with the snakes...
373
00:23:46,815 --> 00:23:50,820
and I do not know how he does it, but I
swear to God, at the end of that conversation...
374
00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:54,377
she writes him a check for $30.
375
00:23:54,495 --> 00:23:58,181
And that's when I knew,
this man belongs in Albany.
376
00:23:58,255 --> 00:24:00,656
- Sorry, I-I need her for a minute.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
377
00:24:00,735 --> 00:24:03,215
Excuse me. It's good to see you.
378
00:24:03,335 --> 00:24:05,906
Thank you, God. If I have
to tell that story one more time-
379
00:24:05,975 --> 00:24:07,579
Joe Caputo again.
380
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,784
- This makes call number six.
- It's like having children.
381
00:24:10,855 --> 00:24:13,301
I swear, can't Mama have one night out?
382
00:24:14,175 --> 00:24:16,018
I guess I should call him back.
383
00:24:16,095 --> 00:24:17,779
Fitzcore just got here.
384
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:21,064
Oh. Good, we need this guy to pony up.
385
00:24:24,895 --> 00:24:26,135
Bob.
386
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,343
So glad you made it.
387
00:24:28,415 --> 00:24:30,816
Randy, Michelle,
I'm so sorry about the rain.
388
00:24:30,895 --> 00:24:33,262
I'm disappointed, Natalie.
I thought for sure you'd figure out...
389
00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,258
how to put the weather off
until after tonight.
390
00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:38,305
I could do it right now, but it'd cost you extra.
391
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,582
I'm not complaining about the storm.
Trust me.
392
00:24:40,655 --> 00:24:42,464
It's like money falling from the sky.
393
00:24:42,535 --> 00:24:46,062
I'm guessing that prison of yours is gonna
need some very expensive repairs.
394
00:24:46,135 --> 00:24:47,899
I am guessing you're right.
395
00:24:48,735 --> 00:24:51,545
- Lobster slider?
- Yes, please.
396
00:25:06,895 --> 00:25:08,385
This way.
397
00:25:25,135 --> 00:25:27,661
Ah. Here.
398
00:25:36,655 --> 00:25:41,104
We keep the fence between us,
but we can all see each other. No surprises.
399
00:25:41,175 --> 00:25:44,179
You think she's gonna jump you tonight...
400
00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:47,304
in front of five COs and 200 witnesses?
401
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:49,855
This is not a sane person
we are dealing with.
402
00:25:49,935 --> 00:25:51,300
Oh, man.
403
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,662
I mean, the spirit is willing
and everything like that...
404
00:25:53,735 --> 00:25:58,582
but we got a serious problem in terms of
weight class, you know what I'm saying?
405
00:25:58,655 --> 00:26:01,545
We don't have the muscle,
so we've got to be smarter.
406
00:26:01,615 --> 00:26:03,697
Great, we'll challenge them
to a sudoku contest.
407
00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:05,618
Watch your tone, Gina.
408
00:26:06,895 --> 00:26:09,375
I want eyes on her all night.
409
00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:12,902
She doesn't move without us
knowing about it. Sleep in shifts.
410
00:26:12,975 --> 00:26:15,899
If you go somewhere, take a body.
411
00:26:21,975 --> 00:26:23,704
We supposed to be fightin' them?
412
00:26:23,775 --> 00:26:26,745
'Cause that's the Lollipop Guild over there.
413
00:26:26,855 --> 00:26:30,462
I don't know. Red's bringing
all kinds of shit from the outside.
414
00:26:30,535 --> 00:26:34,176
I hear she got a Taser
hidden away for just in case.
415
00:26:34,255 --> 00:26:37,623
Where exactly you think she hiding it?
In her coochie?
416
00:26:38,615 --> 00:26:40,299
Taser would fit right in there.
417
00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:43,702
Red's not a fighter. She's a schemer.
418
00:26:43,775 --> 00:26:47,257
She makes a move,
it'll take us a week to figure out it's her.
419
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:49,343
Keep your eyes open.
420
00:26:49,415 --> 00:26:52,624
Don't talk to anyone that isn't us.
421
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,697
All right, listen up!
422
00:26:54,775 --> 00:26:59,542
This building's pipes
are now compromised by water...
423
00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:04,177
meaning there is absolutely
no working plumbing whatsoever.
424
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,098
Ah!
425
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:08,701
So for the time being...
426
00:27:08,775 --> 00:27:12,063
you're gonna answer nature's call
in the honey bucket.
427
00:27:12,135 --> 00:27:13,580
- Are you serious?
- Ah, man.
428
00:27:13,655 --> 00:27:15,817
Four others like it down the hallway.
429
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:19,104
You check with the CO at the door...
430
00:27:19,175 --> 00:27:22,577
you do your business,
you put the lid back on.
431
00:27:22,655 --> 00:27:27,138
Once it's halfway full,
last person dumps it outside.
432
00:27:27,215 --> 00:27:28,740
- Oh!
- Brings it back.
433
00:27:30,375 --> 00:27:31,900
What if you gotta number two?
434
00:27:31,975 --> 00:27:34,137
You don't. Keep it clenched, ladies.
435
00:27:34,255 --> 00:27:36,383
Don't be the one to ruin it for everybody.
436
00:27:59,815 --> 00:28:02,056
This is so great in a way, you know?
437
00:28:02,135 --> 00:28:04,297
No separate dorms. No walls between us.
438
00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:07,777
Like we're all just women
having the shared experience of deprivation.
439
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,825
Like the hunger strike but bigger.
440
00:28:10,895 --> 00:28:14,866
Oh, my God,
we should totally have a sing-along.
441
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,620
- Nutmeg!
- Bing-fucking-go.
442
00:28:59,415 --> 00:29:03,784
- How much we got to eat to get gibbled?
- I don't know. A lot.
443
00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:11,141
- Hey, Mr. Healy.
- Hey.
444
00:29:11,215 --> 00:29:13,377
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
445
00:29:13,455 --> 00:29:17,779
- Good. Do you have any snacks?
- Sure. Sure. Come on.
446
00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:20,586
Take a seat in the trauma counseling center.
447
00:29:22,775 --> 00:29:25,938
So, is the storm scaring you?
448
00:29:26,015 --> 00:29:27,665
Making you feel out of control?
449
00:29:27,735 --> 00:29:31,820
Not at all. I just feel, like, hungry,
like, for some snacks.
450
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,977
Yeah.
451
00:29:34,055 --> 00:29:36,456
We got some snack food here.
452
00:29:36,535 --> 00:29:40,096
- Oh, yes! Thank you.
- You're welcome.
453
00:29:40,215 --> 00:29:43,378
You want some water?
It's-It's important to hydrate.
454
00:29:43,455 --> 00:29:47,619
No, no, no, no. There's this whole bucket
situation that I'm trying to avoid.
455
00:29:49,575 --> 00:29:51,816
Um, hey...
456
00:29:51,935 --> 00:29:55,462
is it- is it okay
if I take a few of these for my neighbor?
457
00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:57,060
'Cause she's a lesbian.
458
00:29:57,135 --> 00:29:59,103
I just want to, like, distract her.
459
00:29:59,175 --> 00:30:01,177
Wh-Which lesbian is that?
460
00:30:01,255 --> 00:30:03,576
With the fat stomach and the haircut.
461
00:30:03,695 --> 00:30:05,663
Black?
She's, like, the worst one.
462
00:30:05,735 --> 00:30:09,103
No, she's white. You know
you can't say that shit around here.
463
00:30:09,175 --> 00:30:12,099
- Trust me.
- No. No, no, no.
464
00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,416
You're talking about Boo.
465
00:30:14,495 --> 00:30:15,985
“Black” is her last name.
466
00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:18,698
You should stay away from her.
467
00:30:18,775 --> 00:30:20,584
You think I can't handle myself?
468
00:30:22,055 --> 00:30:27,459
I will say this. She's got some sick, like,
tattoos, like her ink.
469
00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:30,220
- Have you seen it?
- That's how they get you.
470
00:30:30,295 --> 00:30:33,424
Being cool, doing cool things...
471
00:30:33,495 --> 00:30:35,384
and before you know it,
you're part of their agenda.
472
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:38,377
What?
473
00:30:38,455 --> 00:30:40,617
You know, you should read this book.
474
00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:43,175
It's called The End of Men.
475
00:30:43,255 --> 00:30:46,418
In it, they talk about how
pretty soon men are gonna become irrelevant.
476
00:30:46,535 --> 00:30:53,464
Now women are more educated, they're gonna make
more money and pretty much run everything.
477
00:30:53,535 --> 00:30:55,299
- Really?
-Mmm.
478
00:30:55,415 --> 00:30:57,782
Well, then, who would,
like, be the president?
479
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,505
Exactly.
480
00:30:59,575 --> 00:31:01,623
It's the lesbians
that started this whole thing.
481
00:31:02,975 --> 00:31:06,866
They're making babies out of a tube.
482
00:31:06,935 --> 00:31:09,745
That's why they're walking around all the
time like they're better.
483
00:31:10,575 --> 00:31:12,339
Waiting for us to go obsolete.
484
00:31:12,415 --> 00:31:14,099
That's what they're doing.
485
00:31:14,175 --> 00:31:16,576
No offense, but, uh...
486
00:31:16,655 --> 00:31:20,376
men being in charge
has never done me any good.
487
00:31:22,295 --> 00:31:25,856
Well, are you eating free cookies?
488
00:31:25,935 --> 00:31:28,939
- Yes. - You should think about
that before you get ideas.
489
00:32:21,135 --> 00:32:23,900
Yo, hold the fuck on.
490
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,659
Who the fuck is this?
491
00:32:34,255 --> 00:32:38,977
I've been hearing some very troubling shit
on the street about you, my young friend.
492
00:32:39,055 --> 00:32:42,741
- Come on, Vee, it's late.
- Damn.
493
00:32:42,855 --> 00:32:45,142
You got some nice shit up in here.
494
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,377
- Is that a new TV?
- What if it is?
495
00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:50,982
Yeah? I don't remember handing you
this kind of cash.
496
00:32:51,055 --> 00:32:54,059
- Got a friend that hooks me up.
- A friend, huh?
497
00:32:54,135 --> 00:32:56,786
'Cause what I hear-
498
00:32:56,855 --> 00:33:00,257
that you been going into business
for yourself on the sly.
499
00:33:00,335 --> 00:33:01,905
My customers.
500
00:33:01,975 --> 00:33:04,103
My corners.
501
00:33:06,175 --> 00:33:09,224
Yo, look, Vee,
I've been running for you a long time.
502
00:33:09,295 --> 00:33:12,424
Right? You took me out of foster
and raised me from a kid.
503
00:33:12,495 --> 00:33:14,623
But I'm grown now.
504
00:33:14,695 --> 00:33:16,504
It's time for me to go out on my own.
505
00:33:16,575 --> 00:33:21,217
So you want to compete with me
on my own fucking turf, you motherfucker!
506
00:33:21,295 --> 00:33:24,981
Come on, now, Vee!
Think I'm gonna play you hard like that?
507
00:33:25,055 --> 00:33:27,786
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I should have told you.
508
00:33:29,615 --> 00:33:31,697
I guess I was kind of scared.
509
00:33:32,455 --> 00:33:34,219
You know, but how's this?
510
00:33:34,295 --> 00:33:36,184
I-I'll give you a percentage.
511
00:33:36,255 --> 00:33:40,226
Whatever you want. Look, I ain't trying
to game you, Vee, I swear.
512
00:33:40,295 --> 00:33:43,663
It hurts me you even thinking I would.
513
00:33:43,735 --> 00:33:45,897
Come on now.
514
00:33:50,735 --> 00:33:52,464
Okay.
515
00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,102
Shit. Okay.
516
00:34:01,975 --> 00:34:04,296
Oh, goddamn, I must be going soft.
517
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,945
'Cause you always were my favorite.
518
00:34:07,775 --> 00:34:09,982
- Yeah, I kind of got that feeling.
- Yeah.
519
00:34:10,055 --> 00:34:12,057
Ever since you were a little boy.
520
00:34:13,575 --> 00:34:15,100
But you're a man now.
521
00:34:17,415 --> 00:34:19,543
Yes, I am.
522
00:34:22,215 --> 00:34:24,900
A man who loves his mama.
523
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:57,660
Hey.
524
00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,219
You know...
525
00:35:04,295 --> 00:35:07,583
I'm being transferred too.
526
00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:09,259
So at least we'll know each other.
527
00:35:11,175 --> 00:35:13,143
We don't know each other.
528
00:35:15,615 --> 00:35:18,937
I know. I just meant
at least we'll both be from the same place.
529
00:35:21,175 --> 00:35:23,542
And I can see why you wouldn't
give a shit about that.
530
00:35:24,855 --> 00:35:26,380
How much time do you have?
531
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:30,145
- Six years.
- Fuck.
532
00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,946
I saw you with your boyfriend.
533
00:35:33,015 --> 00:35:36,144
Seems like he loves you a lot, huh?
534
00:35:36,215 --> 00:35:38,138
Fuck him.
535
00:35:40,855 --> 00:35:42,823
I'm gonna come home finally...
536
00:35:42,895 --> 00:35:47,139
my baby will be in the first grade calling
some other puta “Mommy.”
537
00:35:52,015 --> 00:35:54,700
Men can't help it.
538
00:35:54,775 --> 00:35:56,982
They're weak.
539
00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:01,943
Okay. Bam. Bam.
540
00:36:07,175 --> 00:36:08,939
- Hey
- Hmm?
541
00:36:09,015 --> 00:36:10,619
How's this whole “agenda” thing work?
542
00:36:10,695 --> 00:36:13,426
I got a lot of those. Specify.
543
00:36:13,495 --> 00:36:16,942
The-The gay agenda to take over the world.
544
00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:22,218
Okay.
545
00:36:22,295 --> 00:36:25,139
First of all, keep your voice down.
546
00:36:25,215 --> 00:36:27,217
This shit is top secret.
547
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,377
Are you gonna let all the men die out?
548
00:36:32,455 --> 00:36:34,822
Oh, fuck, no. We need slaves.
549
00:36:34,895 --> 00:36:38,217
You know, bookkeeping, janitorial,
fetch-and-carry, that kind of shit.
550
00:36:38,295 --> 00:36:40,775
Yeah. What about for sex?
551
00:36:40,855 --> 00:36:44,382
'Cause I know I like how they
smell kind of funky...
552
00:36:44,455 --> 00:36:47,459
and they're big
and they have dicks and all that.
553
00:36:47,535 --> 00:36:48,946
Well...
554
00:36:49,015 --> 00:36:51,177
maybe.
555
00:36:51,255 --> 00:36:53,656
But when you're done,
you got to toss them away like trash.
556
00:36:53,735 --> 00:36:58,184
I mean, the whole point of this is chicks
digging each other and being in charge.
557
00:37:01,215 --> 00:37:02,740
Let's say I want to join, right?
558
00:37:02,815 --> 00:37:04,863
Okay, let's say that.
559
00:37:04,935 --> 00:37:07,541
All available staff
please report to the main west room.
560
00:37:07,615 --> 00:37:11,222
Would I have to do anything disgusting
against the word of God?
561
00:37:12,775 --> 00:37:13,936
You know?
562
00:37:15,615 --> 00:37:18,425
I'm talking about eating pussy,
if you catch my drift.
563
00:37:18,495 --> 00:37:20,782
Yeah, I hear you.
564
00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:23,301
And that is a big part of it.
I'm not gonna lie.
565
00:37:24,455 --> 00:37:27,902
But since you have these
religious convictions...
566
00:37:28,015 --> 00:37:29,505
eh, probably give you an exemption.
567
00:37:29,575 --> 00:37:31,498
- I mean, we're not unreasonable.
- Really?
568
00:37:31,575 --> 00:37:33,862
- Mm-hmm.
- That'd be great.
569
00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:37,576
Of course, you're still gonna have
to go through the initiation.
570
00:37:38,415 --> 00:37:39,940
- Yeah, I figured.
- Yeah.
571
00:37:42,655 --> 00:37:45,056
Fuck, marry, kill.
572
00:37:45,135 --> 00:37:46,705
Caputo, Bennett, O'Neill.
573
00:37:46,775 --> 00:37:49,346
Shit, that's easy, girl.
I'd love to get me a piece of that Bennett.
574
00:37:49,415 --> 00:37:51,304
- Ooh.
- Even with the stumpy stump?
575
00:37:51,415 --> 00:37:53,782
Girl, that's when the shit gets interesting.
576
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,223
It's dudes like that think
they doing you a favor.
577
00:37:57,335 --> 00:37:59,337
- Mm-hmm.
- I'd fuck Caputo.
578
00:37:59,415 --> 00:38:02,419
- Mmm. Huh.
- Yeah. I like me a mustache.
579
00:38:02,495 --> 00:38:05,977
Tickles in a good way. Oh.
580
00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:08,462
And he always be looking so sad.
581
00:38:08,535 --> 00:38:11,220
Bet he work extra hard.
582
00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:16,541
Yep.
583
00:38:18,455 --> 00:38:19,945
Yo, I got one.
584
00:38:20,015 --> 00:38:21,983
Fuck, marry, kill.
585
00:38:22,055 --> 00:38:23,545
The Huxtables.
586
00:38:25,655 --> 00:38:28,465
You know,
we're kind of busy right now.
587
00:38:28,575 --> 00:38:31,306
Y'all ain't even gonna talk to me?
588
00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,139
She said she'd move me back to sales.
589
00:38:36,095 --> 00:38:39,702
- I didn't even do nothing.
- We're busy.
590
00:38:52,575 --> 00:38:55,419
There's too many people in here.
591
00:38:55,495 --> 00:38:58,465
It's making the air feel weird.
592
00:38:58,535 --> 00:39:00,902
- Just mostly farts.
- No.
593
00:39:00,975 --> 00:39:03,262
It's like I can't breathe.
594
00:39:07,335 --> 00:39:08,825
I can't breathe.
595
00:39:08,895 --> 00:39:11,899
My baby can't breathe.
596
00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:14,660
- Turn on the lights.
- There's no lights. It's gonna be okay.
597
00:39:14,735 --> 00:39:17,705
- I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here.
- Shh!
598
00:39:17,775 --> 00:39:19,265
- I can't breathe.
- Shh!
599
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:22,424
- I can't breathe!
- Shh! Shh! It's okay.
600
00:39:23,615 --> 00:39:25,105
You picked up.
601
00:39:25,215 --> 00:39:26,705
I guess 11 is my lucky number.
602
00:39:26,775 --> 00:39:28,743
Why are you calling?
603
00:39:28,815 --> 00:39:30,385
Because it's pitch black...
604
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:32,378
and people are pissing in buckets...
605
00:39:32,455 --> 00:39:35,140
and when I say “people,”
I'm also talking about me.
606
00:39:35,215 --> 00:39:36,944
The electric gate won't open...
607
00:39:37,015 --> 00:39:39,461
there's a river running through
the fucking laundry-
608
00:39:39,535 --> 00:39:43,176
The roads are washed out.
What do you expect me to do right now?
609
00:39:43,255 --> 00:39:45,462
- Do I hear light jazz?
- Yes, you do, Joe.
610
00:39:45,535 --> 00:39:48,106
Because I am at a cocktail party
on the Upper West Side...
611
00:39:48,175 --> 00:39:50,416
drinking Sazeracs with the New York Giants.
612
00:39:50,495 --> 00:39:52,224
Is that what you wanted to hear?
613
00:39:52,295 --> 00:39:55,219
I am sorry,
but you're gonna have to ride this shit out.
614
00:39:55,295 --> 00:39:57,263
We will talk about it in the morning.
615
00:39:57,335 --> 00:40:00,020
Oh, I guarantee we're gonna talk about it.
616
00:40:00,095 --> 00:40:03,702
We are gonna talk about
how your shitty excuse for management...
617
00:40:03,775 --> 00:40:05,823
has fucked me for the last fucking time.
618
00:40:05,895 --> 00:40:07,579
You think you could do a better job?
619
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,135
'Cause if we look at the evidence from, say,
the last few weeks-
620
00:40:10,215 --> 00:40:13,776
I'm saying that maybe
someone who came up a different path...
621
00:40:13,855 --> 00:40:15,539
from warden's secretary...
622
00:40:15,615 --> 00:40:17,617
who kissed ass and gave neck massages...
623
00:40:17,695 --> 00:40:22,019
might have remembered
to order diesel for the backup genny.
624
00:40:22,095 --> 00:40:23,984
Okay.
625
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:27,218
So we will be discussing
the future of your career with the DOC...
626
00:40:27,295 --> 00:40:31,459
when I get back, but for now, I need you
to suck it the fuck up...
627
00:40:31,575 --> 00:40:35,341
ride this out, stop crying...
628
00:40:35,415 --> 00:40:38,578
and stop calling me.
629
00:40:38,655 --> 00:40:40,498
H-H-Hello?
630
00:40:46,615 --> 00:40:49,061
Five minutes left for the silent auction!
631
00:40:49,175 --> 00:40:53,499
Think of a happy place. Someplace nice, like
a beautiful beach or, like, a mountain.
632
00:40:53,575 --> 00:40:54,906
Does she like beaches or mountains?
633
00:40:55,015 --> 00:40:58,098
She likes the comic book store on Morris Park.
634
00:40:58,175 --> 00:41:00,416
Okay, yeah. So comics.
There's comics everywhere.
635
00:41:00,495 --> 00:41:03,146
A sea of comics as far as your eye can see.
636
00:41:03,215 --> 00:41:05,866
A cocoon of comic books.
They're comforting you.
637
00:41:05,935 --> 00:41:07,425
On your feet, Diaz.
638
00:41:07,495 --> 00:41:10,260
- Hey, come on, man, she's not doing well.
- I said get up.
639
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:12,497
Do you really
have to be a dick right now?
640
00:41:15,575 --> 00:41:18,818
- Jumping jacks. Twenty. Go.
- I can't.
641
00:41:18,895 --> 00:41:20,784
Are you defying an officer?
642
00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:21,981
Do it.
643
00:41:25,575 --> 00:41:28,385
One, two, three-
644
00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,184
You gonna do something?
645
00:41:31,295 --> 00:41:33,263
I'm gonna get Caputo.
646
00:41:33,335 --> 00:41:36,623
- Out loud.
- Six, seven, eight...
647
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,184
nine-
648
00:41:42,175 --> 00:41:43,904
Keep breathin'. Count your breaths.
649
00:41:43,975 --> 00:41:46,706
Yeah, okay.
650
00:41:57,375 --> 00:41:58,581
Incoming.
651
00:42:00,615 --> 00:42:04,222
- Can I help?
- It's PB&J. I feel like I got this.
652
00:42:07,015 --> 00:42:09,177
You're putting the jelly
too close to the edges.
653
00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,582
You got to even it out, or it leaks.
654
00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:13,464
I-Is this happening?
655
00:42:17,975 --> 00:42:19,704
- What do you want?
- Nothing.
656
00:42:21,295 --> 00:42:23,218
Practically nothing.
657
00:42:24,855 --> 00:42:26,937
You've got the keys to the knife cage?
658
00:42:27,015 --> 00:42:29,336
Just drop them on the ground,
find them again later.
659
00:42:29,415 --> 00:42:31,417
It's an easy mistake.
660
00:42:31,495 --> 00:42:34,066
It's for self-defense.
661
00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:37,139
And when a knife comes up missing, what do
you think's gonna happen to me?
662
00:42:37,215 --> 00:42:39,422
“Oh, she lost the keys...
663
00:42:39,535 --> 00:42:41,219
so let's go easy on her ass.”
664
00:42:41,295 --> 00:42:43,024
She's going to kill me, Mendoza.
665
00:42:43,095 --> 00:42:45,939
In front of the whole prison?
Man, you are paranoid as shit.
666
00:42:46,015 --> 00:42:47,585
Fine. Forget the knife.
667
00:42:47,655 --> 00:42:49,896
Just give me something sharp.
668
00:42:49,975 --> 00:42:51,625
The cheese grater.
669
00:42:54,935 --> 00:42:57,620
You used to be something.
You know that, Red?
670
00:42:57,695 --> 00:42:59,936
Now you lost your damn mind.
671
00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:01,978
And it's sad.
672
00:43:02,055 --> 00:43:03,625
She don't need to fight you.
673
00:43:03,695 --> 00:43:05,618
'Cause she already won.
674
00:43:37,055 --> 00:43:39,103
Miss Rosa?
675
00:43:39,175 --> 00:43:42,179
Oh, geez. Uh, hey. Hey.
676
00:43:42,255 --> 00:43:45,418
I'm not dead yet-
677
00:43:45,495 --> 00:43:47,975
If that's what's itching you.
678
00:43:48,055 --> 00:43:50,979
No. No. I thought that-
679
00:43:51,055 --> 00:43:53,501
I mean, I know it's not looking so good.
680
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:58,941
It's not the dying that's the bad part.
681
00:44:00,975 --> 00:44:04,616
It's that I gotta do it here, you know?
682
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:11,702
The last thing I'm gonna see
is you assholes.
683
00:44:50,735 --> 00:44:52,419
You scared me for a minute there.
684
00:44:52,495 --> 00:44:55,021
What's gonna happen when she's born?
685
00:44:57,575 --> 00:44:59,065
Um...
686
00:44:59,175 --> 00:45:02,702
probably let
your mom's family take her.
687
00:45:02,775 --> 00:45:04,300
I can go see her sometimes.
688
00:45:04,375 --> 00:45:05,865
And then what?
689
00:45:07,535 --> 00:45:09,822
You gonna tell her you're her daddy?
690
00:45:09,935 --> 00:45:11,778
But she needs to keep her mouth shut...
691
00:45:11,895 --> 00:45:15,456
because everybody thinks
that she has a different daddy?
692
00:45:15,535 --> 00:45:20,257
And that daddy's in jail
because he put his dick in Mommy.
693
00:45:21,415 --> 00:45:23,099
But be cool.
694
00:45:29,135 --> 00:45:32,935
I should never have given you
that gum, should I?
695
00:45:34,215 --> 00:45:36,695
You did a lot of stupid things.
696
00:45:38,615 --> 00:45:42,620
And so did I. It was both of us.
697
00:45:42,695 --> 00:45:44,459
But it doesn't matter anymore.
698
00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:47,264
We have to do what's best for the kid.
699
00:45:48,135 --> 00:45:49,785
Which is what?
700
00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:52,901
Confess.
701
00:45:52,975 --> 00:45:55,501
- And go to prison?
- Yeah.
702
00:45:55,575 --> 00:45:59,102
Go to prison. Do your time.
703
00:45:59,175 --> 00:46:00,700
I'll tell them I love you.
704
00:46:00,775 --> 00:46:03,381
We'll both get out in a few years.
705
00:46:03,455 --> 00:46:05,696
We're done with this place.
706
00:46:05,775 --> 00:46:07,265
We're a family.
707
00:46:12,455 --> 00:46:13,945
Or...
708
00:46:15,935 --> 00:46:17,460
walk away.
709
00:46:18,895 --> 00:46:20,659
I won't blame you.
710
00:46:21,975 --> 00:46:24,421
Get a fresh start.
711
00:46:24,495 --> 00:46:26,782
It's like this never happened.
712
00:46:26,855 --> 00:46:29,176
This whole mess is on Mendez.
713
00:46:31,095 --> 00:46:33,621
My baby won't grow up confused.
714
00:46:36,815 --> 00:46:39,466
You think I'm the kind of man that
walks away from my kid?
715
00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:44,783
Dummy.
716
00:46:44,855 --> 00:46:47,984
You got a chance right now
to go back in time.
717
00:46:49,255 --> 00:46:51,223
If someone gave that to me...
718
00:46:52,535 --> 00:46:55,823
I would sure as hell be thinking about it.
719
00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:07,857
Do you ever think about
why we wear clothes all the time?
720
00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:12,860
Like, really think about it?
721
00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:18,379
I feel trapped inside my face.
722
00:47:20,655 --> 00:47:22,783
We got three inches of water in the bunks.
723
00:47:22,855 --> 00:47:25,301
And now the water's coming
in under the library door.
724
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,742
- Yo, what about the books?
- What about 'em?
725
00:47:27,815 --> 00:47:29,419
They'll get ruined.
726
00:47:29,495 --> 00:47:31,941
Yo, that shit's worth money.
You know how pissed they'd be upstairs?
727
00:47:36,095 --> 00:47:38,746
Go on. Get 'em up on a high shelf.
I'll check on you in a few.
728
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,546
And- And take a buddy.
729
00:47:41,615 --> 00:47:43,105
You.
730
00:47:43,175 --> 00:47:45,382
Yeah,
you know the library. Go with her.
731
00:47:45,455 --> 00:47:47,264
And pull the expensive stuff first.
732
00:47:48,975 --> 00:47:50,739
Roll up.
733
00:47:53,895 --> 00:47:55,624
Ooh.
734
00:47:55,695 --> 00:47:58,983
Stress goes right to the spine.
735
00:47:59,935 --> 00:48:01,460
How's Sister?
736
00:48:01,535 --> 00:48:04,015
Still in Medical...
737
00:48:04,095 --> 00:48:06,701
being force-fed presumably.
738
00:48:06,775 --> 00:48:10,621
- She makes me ashamed of myself.
- It is not her.
739
00:48:10,695 --> 00:48:13,346
It's Fig again.
740
00:48:13,415 --> 00:48:15,543
Who does that to an old lady?
741
00:48:15,615 --> 00:48:18,858
They always win one way or another.
742
00:48:18,935 --> 00:48:21,256
And if they can't...
743
00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:23,059
they just transfer us away.
744
00:48:26,895 --> 00:48:28,784
I'm so scared.
745
00:48:28,855 --> 00:48:31,176
It's so cold on the plane.
746
00:48:31,255 --> 00:48:34,065
And the men, they just stare.
747
00:48:34,135 --> 00:48:38,663
Then you get off, and you're in this place
where you don't know anyone.
748
00:48:42,335 --> 00:48:44,463
I spent five months at Alderson.
749
00:48:45,135 --> 00:48:46,819
Was it like here?
750
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:51,019
It was awesome.
751
00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:54,781
I mean, as far as being deprived of your
personal freedom and civil liberties goes.
752
00:48:54,855 --> 00:48:59,304
They had a crafts shop
and a volleyball team.
753
00:48:59,415 --> 00:49:01,258
I had Martha Stewart's old bunk.
754
00:49:08,895 --> 00:49:12,217
This place is bullshit.
755
00:49:41,455 --> 00:49:43,935
You got more balls than I thought.
756
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:46,666
Who's pathetic now?
757
00:49:46,735 --> 00:49:47,782
Oh!
758
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:06,019
Oh, God!
759
00:50:09,015 --> 00:50:10,505
All right. All right.
760
00:50:20,655 --> 00:50:24,057
This place is getting to me.
761
00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:27,064
Oh, yeah.
762
00:50:27,135 --> 00:50:30,264
You just tried to strangle me
with plastic wrap...
763
00:50:30,335 --> 00:50:32,099
so that you can sell mascara in jail.
764
00:50:37,655 --> 00:50:38,656
Oh.
765
00:50:39,895 --> 00:50:41,420
This is stupid.
766
00:50:41,495 --> 00:50:44,021
- Fuck.
- Take what you want.
767
00:50:44,095 --> 00:50:46,780
What do I care? What am I trying to prove?
768
00:50:48,015 --> 00:50:51,337
You keep yours,
I'll keep mine, all right?
769
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:54,817
We've got enough
fucking hell in here already.
770
00:51:05,375 --> 00:51:06,661
Truce.
771
00:51:09,175 --> 00:51:10,620
Truce.
772
00:51:17,255 --> 00:51:20,464
Couldn't try to kill me someplace drier?
773
00:51:29,255 --> 00:51:31,462
Oh, God.
774
00:51:31,535 --> 00:51:34,379
Oh, you know what I want right now?
775
00:51:34,455 --> 00:51:37,265
- What?
- Oh, God, a Bomb Pop.
776
00:51:38,135 --> 00:51:43,016
Oh.
777
00:51:43,095 --> 00:51:45,621
I need a fucking Popsicle.
778
00:51:45,695 --> 00:51:50,178
Red, white and blue. Very patriotic.
779
00:51:50,255 --> 00:51:53,543
- You feeling patriotic now?
- Uh-huh.
780
00:51:53,615 --> 00:51:57,506
Come on, now, remember what I taught you-
always treat your lady like a queen.
781
00:51:57,575 --> 00:51:59,657
You go get it for me...
782
00:52:00,895 --> 00:52:03,865
I might let you do that last thing again.
783
00:52:10,255 --> 00:52:12,826
- Fuck.
- Go on now.
784
00:52:23,695 --> 00:52:26,380
- Thank you, baby.
- Yeah.
785
00:52:33,695 --> 00:52:35,299
Mmm.
786
00:53:10,615 --> 00:53:11,901
What's up, RJ?
787
00:53:11,975 --> 00:53:14,626
I ain't done nothin', man.
I'm just going to get ice cream.
788
00:53:14,695 --> 00:53:17,346
- That's it.
- Catch.
789
00:53:17,415 --> 00:53:20,817
- The fuck?
- I got a runner on the steps at McMullen Park.
790
00:53:20,895 --> 00:53:25,583
African-American male,
early 20s, armed and aggressive.
791
00:53:25,655 --> 00:53:28,022
- Request backup.
- Oh, no. Please don't do this, man.
792
00:53:28,095 --> 00:53:29,859
Please, Officer, don't.
793
00:53:41,095 --> 00:53:43,541
You gonna help or just stand there
creepin' me out?
794
00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:44,941
Fuck you.
795
00:53:51,255 --> 00:53:53,178
So what's Vee gonna do to me?
796
00:53:53,255 --> 00:53:55,064
She ain't gonna do nothing to you.
797
00:53:56,535 --> 00:53:58,264
Right.
798
00:53:58,335 --> 00:54:00,144
She threw me out.
799
00:54:01,495 --> 00:54:03,941
That's what you wanted, ain't it?
800
00:54:04,855 --> 00:54:07,096
You win.
801
00:54:07,175 --> 00:54:12,306
The only person that ever looked out for me
in my entire life- You got her back to turn.
802
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:15,185
The only person?
803
00:54:15,255 --> 00:54:16,700
Fuck you.
804
00:54:16,815 --> 00:54:18,624
You ruined everything.
805
00:54:19,975 --> 00:54:21,898
You- You couldn't just be my friend.
806
00:54:21,975 --> 00:54:24,023
You gotta-
You gotta go turn it wrong.
807
00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:26,302
- You gotta- wanna take off my clothes.
- Oh, God.
808
00:54:26,375 --> 00:54:28,377
- When did I ever say a word to you about-
- You said-
809
00:54:28,455 --> 00:54:30,378
You said plenty of words.
810
00:54:30,495 --> 00:54:35,661
You couldn't let me have
one damn thing to myself.
811
00:54:37,335 --> 00:54:39,144
She's not a good person, Taystee.
812
00:54:39,255 --> 00:54:42,418
I don't care.
813
00:54:42,495 --> 00:54:44,657
You fucked up my life.
814
00:54:47,615 --> 00:54:50,778
I'm done.
815
00:54:50,855 --> 00:54:52,857
Oh, you just gonna walk away now too?
816
00:54:52,975 --> 00:54:54,659
Get the-
817
00:54:59,495 --> 00:55:01,020
Hey.
818
00:55:05,615 --> 00:55:07,504
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
819
00:55:07,615 --> 00:55:10,141
Oh, God.
820
00:55:10,215 --> 00:55:12,183
I'm sorry, P.
821
00:55:13,455 --> 00:55:15,344
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
822
00:55:15,455 --> 00:55:18,265
- I'm sorry.
- I know. I know.
823
00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,783
You want to explain?
824
00:58:09,535 --> 00:58:11,264
Oh!
825
00:58:12,015 --> 00:58:13,176
Oh!
826
00:59:24,015 --> 00:59:32,015
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