1 00:01:09,215 --> 00:01:11,217 Super Storm Wanda is still gaining force... 2 00:01:11,295 --> 00:01:13,696 moving steadily up the Eastern Seaboard. 3 00:01:13,775 --> 00:01:17,461 Winds are expected to dissipate considerably before making landfall... 4 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:21,221 but this is still going to be a very large winter storm. 5 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:24,060 Oh, hell. Is this every year now? 6 00:01:25,935 --> 00:01:27,380 I hope my family's all right. 7 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:29,856 Michael and Crystal will be fine. 8 00:01:29,935 --> 00:01:32,415 They have a roof over their heads. Think about poor Jimmy. 9 00:01:33,815 --> 00:01:36,261 - You're the one who's looking at- - Hey, hey! 10 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:39,384 Okay, so, we want the “B” Dorm bathroom repaired... 11 00:01:39,495 --> 00:01:41,941 restrictions on SHU as a punitive instrument... 12 00:01:42,015 --> 00:01:43,779 and non-toxic laundry detergent. 13 00:01:43,855 --> 00:01:45,061 Anything else? 14 00:01:45,135 --> 00:01:49,584 Yeah, real maple syrup. I hate that fake-o kind, so- 15 00:01:49,655 --> 00:01:52,545 Actually, I like the fake kind better. 16 00:01:52,615 --> 00:01:54,344 We're gonna have to discuss this more. 17 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,338 What? No! 18 00:01:56,415 --> 00:01:58,417 Turn in the damn demands. 19 00:01:58,495 --> 00:02:00,816 We've been working on this for a week already. 20 00:02:00,895 --> 00:02:03,057 Somebody's cranky. 21 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:07,902 Maybe if somebody hadn't just joined the strike this morning, they'd be cranky too. 22 00:02:07,975 --> 00:02:09,420 I'm sorry. 23 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:11,975 I thought this was a movement where everyone's ideas were valid. 24 00:02:12,055 --> 00:02:13,705 Excuse me. 25 00:02:14,775 --> 00:02:16,425 Will you take your powwow somewhere else? 26 00:02:16,495 --> 00:02:18,145 We're trying to hear the television. 27 00:02:18,215 --> 00:02:20,980 Well, we're trying to effect positive change. 28 00:02:22,135 --> 00:02:23,625 Can you please do it quietly? 29 00:02:23,695 --> 00:02:26,778 I'd think it would be important to you too, Sister. 30 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:30,701 Yeah, aren't you in here 'cause you chained yourself to a flagpole at a nuclear test site? 31 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:35,541 It was for trespassing at a nuclear facility... 32 00:02:35,615 --> 00:02:38,937 and the flagpole was at the School for the Americas. 33 00:02:39,015 --> 00:02:41,177 And that's all behind me. I'm old. 34 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:44,099 I have low blood sugar. 35 00:02:44,175 --> 00:02:45,984 I was hoping that prison would give me a chance... 36 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:48,296 to find the time for solemn contemplation. 37 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,901 Yeah? Of what? 38 00:02:50,975 --> 00:02:53,376 Being a pussy? 39 00:02:57,535 --> 00:03:01,585 Sister Jane, you must remember to keep garments clean and ironed. 40 00:03:01,655 --> 00:03:02,816 Yes, Sister. 41 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,863 - And don't be late for meals. - I won't. 42 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,824 And don't speak at meals. 43 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,863 And don't ever talk to Sister Jen. 44 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:10,539 Why? Has she taken a vow? 45 00:03:10,615 --> 00:03:12,982 No. She's just terribly irritating. 46 00:03:13,055 --> 00:03:15,422 Do you have any other questions? 47 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,065 Well, I-I do have one. 48 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:22,703 How long before Jesus speaks to me? 49 00:03:22,775 --> 00:03:24,504 Do you not speak to Jesus in your prayers? 50 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:26,100 Yes, I speak to him. 51 00:03:27,535 --> 00:03:30,141 It's been a one-sided conversation so far. 52 00:03:30,215 --> 00:03:33,583 And the other sisters are always going on about how Jesus speaks to them... 53 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:35,339 and tells them he loves them. 54 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,895 The other sisters like to brag... 55 00:03:37,975 --> 00:03:42,105 but Christ only comes to those humble in their devotion to the Lord. 56 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:46,264 Focus not on what Christ may do for you... 57 00:03:46,335 --> 00:03:48,463 but on what you can do for Christ. 58 00:03:49,455 --> 00:03:52,459 Good tip. Thank you, Sister Kennedy. 59 00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:55,341 Constance. 60 00:03:57,015 --> 00:04:00,462 Rally in Washington. Stop the war in Vietnam. 61 00:04:01,735 --> 00:04:03,863 - What are you doing? - There's a rally tomorrow. 62 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:05,346 A rally? 63 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:08,225 I didn't even think we were allowed to read the newspaper... 64 00:04:08,295 --> 00:04:09,785 until we take the veil. 65 00:04:09,895 --> 00:04:12,216 Yes, put those away before Sister Constance sees you. 66 00:04:12,295 --> 00:04:13,979 This is important. 67 00:04:14,055 --> 00:04:16,865 Indiscriminate war is a crime against God. 68 00:04:16,935 --> 00:04:18,585 Sister Constance gave her blessing for this. 69 00:04:18,695 --> 00:04:19,981 She did? 70 00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:23,704 Oh. That's different. 71 00:04:23,775 --> 00:04:26,221 Rock Against Rape? 72 00:04:26,295 --> 00:04:28,343 Rape and Roll? Rape the Vote. 73 00:04:28,455 --> 00:04:32,699 “Rape” has to be in the title to connect it with the story- 74 00:04:32,775 --> 00:04:35,506 a small concert... somewhere. 75 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,703 Uh, good PR for the prison. 76 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:39,300 Right. The prison. 77 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:44,415 This shameful sexual violation is really working out for you, isn't it? 78 00:04:44,495 --> 00:04:48,022 I am just happy that we have helped to start a dialogue. 79 00:04:49,135 --> 00:04:51,297 And I want to thank you, Joe... 80 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,106 for your assistance in my handling of this. 81 00:04:54,175 --> 00:04:55,700 You deserve recognition. 82 00:04:55,815 --> 00:04:57,260 Hmm. 83 00:04:57,335 --> 00:05:01,101 How about a token of your appreciation in the $200 to $300 range? 84 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:03,860 In lieu of that, I have something else for you. 85 00:05:03,935 --> 00:05:07,382 - “B” Dorm bathroom. - You're fixing it? 86 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:10,584 With a contractor off the approved list. We got a very good price. 87 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,783 That's great. That's great. 88 00:05:12,855 --> 00:05:15,017 - How much? - A very good price. 89 00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:17,097 And I have some more good news. 90 00:05:17,175 --> 00:05:22,500 In light of the recent events, the warden is sending you some new riot gear. 91 00:05:22,575 --> 00:05:26,296 Riot gear. How's that gonna prevent rape? 92 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,298 Well, it's not gonna prevent rape. 93 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:31,663 But if somebody is raped and it incites a riot- 94 00:05:31,735 --> 00:05:36,582 Uh, we got some new gear in max, and we're sending you the old stuff. 95 00:05:36,655 --> 00:05:39,864 Just send the warden a thank you. 96 00:05:39,935 --> 00:05:41,778 I will. 97 00:05:41,855 --> 00:05:43,539 And, uh, by the way... 98 00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:47,626 i-if you end up doing this concert and you're looking for a band- 99 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,016 Oh, we- we have that covered. 100 00:05:50,095 --> 00:05:51,904 But-But thank you. 101 00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:54,780 Got it. 102 00:05:54,915 --> 00:06:01,615 Ripped By mstoll 103 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,102 Sorry the comic's not very funny this week. 104 00:06:04,215 --> 00:06:06,138 Oh, no, I think it's great. 105 00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:07,944 - Yeah? - Yeah. 106 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:10,899 You're not just saying that because you feel sorry for me 'cause I'm like a victim? 107 00:06:11,015 --> 00:06:12,665 No. Not at all. 108 00:06:14,135 --> 00:06:18,345 And I thought what the horse said to the eagle was very brave. 109 00:06:18,415 --> 00:06:20,417 Oh, it's a hawk, not an eagle. 110 00:06:22,135 --> 00:06:24,183 - Oh, yeah. - But thanks. 111 00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:26,940 - Hey, Chapman. Sorry I'm late with this. - What is it? 112 00:06:27,015 --> 00:06:29,780 Our strike demands for the paper. 113 00:06:29,855 --> 00:06:32,142 Oh, absolutely not. Forget it. 114 00:06:32,215 --> 00:06:33,865 It'll never get past Healy. 115 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,460 Besides, the paper's already laid out. 116 00:06:35,535 --> 00:06:39,506 I've got 300 words on Scott O'Neill's love for Civil War memorabilia. 117 00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:43,102 Please. Could you at least try? 118 00:06:45,095 --> 00:06:47,257 Fine. I'll put it in. 119 00:06:47,335 --> 00:06:49,542 But I guarantee you it's gonna end up in the trash. 120 00:06:49,615 --> 00:06:51,379 Thank you, Chapman. 121 00:06:51,455 --> 00:06:52,900 History will remember you for this... 122 00:06:53,015 --> 00:06:55,666 although I still don't trust you personally. 123 00:06:55,735 --> 00:06:58,545 Revolution makes for strange bedfellows, huh? 124 00:06:58,615 --> 00:07:00,140 Not like we're going to bed together- 125 00:07:00,215 --> 00:07:02,183 Brook, have you heard of the Gandhi quote... 126 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,179 “Speak only if it improves upon the silence.” 127 00:07:05,255 --> 00:07:08,179 No. I haven't! What was the context? 128 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:12,419 I love Gandhi. That was a man who knew how to revolt. 129 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:14,902 Did you know he was born and died on a Friday? 130 00:07:14,975 --> 00:07:17,057 And also he had really bad handwriting. 131 00:07:17,135 --> 00:07:20,218 Also, they say he slept in- 132 00:07:20,335 --> 00:07:23,464 Hey. Can I- Can I talk to you for a minute? 133 00:07:23,535 --> 00:07:26,106 - Is that an order? - No. 134 00:07:26,215 --> 00:07:28,866 Then no. I'm busy. 135 00:07:38,735 --> 00:07:40,225 You're back at work. 136 00:07:40,295 --> 00:07:43,458 That was a nasty fall you took. 137 00:07:43,535 --> 00:07:46,220 Hold up, now. Where you going? I'm trying to talk to you. Stop. 138 00:07:48,375 --> 00:07:52,778 All I'm trying to say to you is I can give you some Arnica for the pain. 139 00:07:52,855 --> 00:07:56,177 You look like you're hurt. And we're neighbors. 140 00:07:56,255 --> 00:07:58,303 More than neighbors. 141 00:07:58,415 --> 00:08:00,304 You live in my house. 142 00:08:00,415 --> 00:08:01,905 Let me ask you something. 143 00:08:01,975 --> 00:08:04,376 You come back to prison on accident? 144 00:08:04,455 --> 00:08:08,016 Or 'cause outside you're too weak for anybody to take serious? 145 00:08:08,095 --> 00:08:10,860 You got some kids think you're hot shit? 146 00:08:11,855 --> 00:08:13,664 Big deal. 147 00:08:13,735 --> 00:08:16,102 You're like a pedophile without the sex. 148 00:08:18,295 --> 00:08:23,506 Bet the real players laugh in your face. 149 00:08:23,575 --> 00:08:26,385 Probably fuck you for free too. 150 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:33,584 How much worse do you want this to get? 151 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,345 Hmm? 152 00:08:36,415 --> 00:08:39,066 How much worse you got? 153 00:08:39,135 --> 00:08:40,899 Bring it. 154 00:08:42,215 --> 00:08:44,786 What do I got left to lose? 155 00:08:53,655 --> 00:08:55,384 Chapman. Come in. 156 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:57,662 - You got the paper? - Yes, I do. 157 00:08:57,735 --> 00:09:00,136 - Good. You put the ad in? - Yes. 158 00:09:02,215 --> 00:09:03,705 It's right here. 159 00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:10,184 You know, some of the other girls aren't sure what you're advertising. 160 00:09:10,255 --> 00:09:12,462 “Safe Place.” It sounds like a preschool play group. 161 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,299 Well, I had to be subtle. 162 00:09:14,375 --> 00:09:16,696 The word “therapy” scares people. 163 00:09:16,775 --> 00:09:19,016 But if you engage people in creative play... 164 00:09:19,095 --> 00:09:21,666 they're more interested in opening up about what's troubling them. 165 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,464 Sounds like you've been reading up. 166 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:26,015 You have to with the social sciences. 167 00:09:26,095 --> 00:09:28,177 The theories are constantly evolving. 168 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:29,820 It's a good thing. 169 00:09:29,895 --> 00:09:33,024 Otherwise, we'd still all be getting electroshock therapy for hysteria. 170 00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:35,706 My mother had that. 171 00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:36,936 Oh. 172 00:09:37,055 --> 00:09:39,057 It was pretty effective, actually. 173 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,776 She made a lot of soups after. 174 00:09:43,975 --> 00:09:46,546 Um, anyway, here. 175 00:09:46,615 --> 00:09:48,458 Let's get this out. 176 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:53,259 Donaldson! 177 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:56,098 Yeah? 178 00:09:56,175 --> 00:09:59,543 Go down to the office and make me a hundred copies of this. 179 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:01,822 - All right. - Thank you. 180 00:10:07,615 --> 00:10:09,583 While I'm here, I'd like to ask you something. 181 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:12,386 Hold on. Hold on. 182 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:15,823 I want you to take this piece of paper... 183 00:10:15,895 --> 00:10:18,262 and I want you to take this pencil. 184 00:10:18,335 --> 00:10:21,623 I want you to write down a feeling and put it in the feelings jar. 185 00:10:22,935 --> 00:10:25,586 - Why? - You'll see later in Safe Place. 186 00:10:25,655 --> 00:10:27,942 I'm very busy, but I'll be there if I can. 187 00:10:28,015 --> 00:10:29,858 Write down the feeling, Chapman. 188 00:10:29,935 --> 00:10:31,744 All right. 189 00:10:31,815 --> 00:10:33,260 Would you mind signing off on this? 190 00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:35,178 I'd like to add someone to my call list. 191 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,855 - Alex Vause? - It's not a lesbian thing. 192 00:10:39,935 --> 00:10:41,824 Still, you think this is a good idea? 193 00:10:41,895 --> 00:10:43,579 No, but she keeps writing me letters... 194 00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:46,818 and I think that it would help to give us some closure. 195 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:52,416 Which is psychologically... 196 00:10:52,495 --> 00:10:54,384 not without value. 197 00:10:57,935 --> 00:11:00,381 Thank you, Mr. Healy. 198 00:11:00,455 --> 00:11:02,378 Tell it to the feelings jar. 199 00:11:12,335 --> 00:11:13,860 That's a great word. 200 00:11:23,895 --> 00:11:25,704 So, what was it, Frieda? Hmm? 201 00:11:25,775 --> 00:11:29,496 Why did you do it, huh? Is it because I didn't let you grow pot? 202 00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:31,623 Because I overwatered your tomatoes? 203 00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:34,175 What did it take to sell me out? 204 00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,979 Red, I don't know what you're talking about. 205 00:11:36,055 --> 00:11:38,183 - I give you fiber supplement. - Hey, Red, come on. 206 00:11:38,255 --> 00:11:41,862 I give you Bengay! And this is how you repay me? 207 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:46,224 I- I- I don't know what she's talkin' about. 208 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:54,860 Red, come on. You just got your family back. 209 00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:57,336 You want to mess things up making crazy accusations? 210 00:11:57,415 --> 00:12:00,385 I know it's her. She's the Judas! 211 00:12:00,455 --> 00:12:04,585 Oh, and you're Jesus, huh? Come on. 212 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:07,943 You don't know she talked any more than, uh, Norma did. 213 00:12:10,455 --> 00:12:11,616 Norma? 214 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,819 All right. Now I know you're paranoid. 215 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:21,220 Look. Maybe Vee just put two and two together. 216 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:24,060 You know, we're not talking about Batcave-level secrecy here, right? 217 00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:27,582 Yeah, word. 218 00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:31,899 And it's not like you don't talk about this shit in normal volume in public places. 219 00:12:31,975 --> 00:12:33,215 Dummies. 220 00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:34,899 This isn't your bathroom. 221 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:37,979 I can take a shit where the fuck I want. 222 00:12:38,055 --> 00:12:41,696 And they got contractors on the black side. 223 00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:44,062 Finally getting renovated! 224 00:12:44,135 --> 00:12:47,423 Hey! Movin' on up. 225 00:12:49,495 --> 00:12:51,782 Don't you have a conscience? 226 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,620 Bringing drugs into this place? 227 00:12:54,695 --> 00:12:57,016 Don't you remember what happened to Tricia? 228 00:12:57,095 --> 00:12:58,142 Yeah! 229 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:04,659 I remember the Alamo too. But that don't keep me from eatin' Mexican food. 230 00:13:06,175 --> 00:13:09,577 And drugs in the prison ain't the craziest thing to ever happen. 231 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,419 I'll tell you what is though. 232 00:13:11,495 --> 00:13:18,140 You thinking you can open a road and say only white people can drive on it. 233 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:19,455 Uh-uh. 234 00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:21,663 This America. 235 00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:26,582 The bathrooms may be segregated, but the market be free. 236 00:13:30,695 --> 00:13:34,859 Oh, but, uh, FYI, somebody did rat you out. 237 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:37,461 It was Boo. Puff out. 238 00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:45,258 Well, that was a short mystery. 239 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:55,305 We got billy clubs and helmets and shields. Man, this stuff is great. 240 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,537 Yeah, hopefully we never have to use it. 241 00:13:58,335 --> 00:14:01,020 Right. Right- Oh, my God! 242 00:14:01,095 --> 00:14:02,585 Is that tear gas? 243 00:14:02,695 --> 00:14:05,062 - Let me see that! - Hey, take it easy! Careful! 244 00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:09,738 Just take an inventory and lock this stuff up in the armory. 245 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,943 - Armory? - Weapons holding. 246 00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:17,622 - The big closet! - Oh, yeah. 247 00:14:17,695 --> 00:14:19,504 Hey, O'Neill. Look, you're famous. 248 00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:21,259 Hey! Let me see that. 249 00:14:25,455 --> 00:14:27,298 You should've used that other picture I took of you. 250 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,855 Okay, shush your mush. 251 00:14:36,415 --> 00:14:39,385 What the hell is this? Hunger strike? 252 00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:42,299 - You didn't know about that? - No. 253 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,343 I didn't fuckin' know about that. 254 00:14:44,415 --> 00:14:46,782 Okay, do you guys know the Human Megaphone? 255 00:14:46,855 --> 00:14:48,345 - No. - What is that? 256 00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:50,099 It's like the “Occupy” hand signals. 257 00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:53,019 So what we do is “up twinkles” for “yea.” 258 00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:54,221 That means “yes.” 259 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:55,865 Down twinkles for “nay.” 260 00:14:55,935 --> 00:15:00,020 For God's sake, we don't need hand signals! There's only four of us! 261 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:02,905 Now. Thinking of the future. 262 00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:07,218 Okay, fist up. Fist up for “oppose.” Fist up. 263 00:15:07,295 --> 00:15:09,502 This means “I have a question.” 264 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,498 All right, who's the leader? 265 00:15:11,575 --> 00:15:13,100 We're a leaderless movement. 266 00:15:13,175 --> 00:15:15,496 Or, rather, leader-full. 267 00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,896 - Let's just say it's you. - I-I-I'd rather not. 268 00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:21,184 I read your demands. They're a little confusing. 269 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,337 It's a work in progress. 270 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:26,942 Well, you say you want the “B” Dorm bathroom fixed. Done. 271 00:15:27,015 --> 00:15:29,063 - We did it! - Yay! Yay! 272 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,261 You didn't do anything. 273 00:15:30,335 --> 00:15:33,100 - It was already happening. - Oh. 274 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:36,338 You want restrictions on the use of the SHU. What does that mean exactly? 275 00:15:36,455 --> 00:15:38,059 There's no accountability. 276 00:15:38,135 --> 00:15:42,185 People get thrown in for no reason, for any period of time, arbitrarily. 277 00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:45,060 Watson's been in there, like, every other month. 278 00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:46,739 She brought that on herself. 279 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,977 As far as the duration of her stay... 280 00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:51,103 there is a system in place with strict guidelines... 281 00:15:51,175 --> 00:15:55,544 and we are under no obligation to explain to you how it works. 282 00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:59,939 But, as it so happens, your friend Watson is coming out today. 283 00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:02,461 - Yes! - Congratulations, Yoga. 284 00:16:02,535 --> 00:16:04,856 - Yeah! - Again, just a coincidence. 285 00:16:04,935 --> 00:16:07,017 - Nothing to do with this. - Oh. 286 00:16:07,095 --> 00:16:08,506 Is there anything else? 287 00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:12,937 There is a maple syrup situation. 288 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,700 Anything I can take seriously? 289 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,142 I have an issue. 290 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:23,143 What are you going to do about the quality of senior care in this prison? 291 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,741 Excellent issue, Sister, but we haven't voted on that yet. 292 00:16:25,815 --> 00:16:28,056 Maybe we can put a pin in it, talk about it- 293 00:16:28,135 --> 00:16:30,581 The elderly are the fastest-growing population in prison... 294 00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,305 and they have special needs. 295 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:37,506 So-called “Compassionate Release,” in lieu of care, is completely unacceptable. 296 00:16:37,575 --> 00:16:40,260 You can't dump sick old ladies on the street! 297 00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:44,897 It's unconscionable, inhumane and... illegal. 298 00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:49,579 You must meet your obligations. 299 00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:54,220 This just got real. 300 00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,985 It's 'cause I called you a pussy, isn't it? 301 00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:03,979 It's for Jimmy. 302 00:17:04,055 --> 00:17:07,104 It's 'cause I called her a pussy. 303 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,299 Thank you so much. Are you sure we can't offer you money for gas? 304 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,265 Just consider it a donation to your so-called church. 305 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,099 - Bye! - Bye! 306 00:17:35,295 --> 00:17:37,218 That was wonderful. Truly. 307 00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:38,979 It was incredible. 308 00:17:39,055 --> 00:17:40,864 Thank you so much for bringing me. 309 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:44,906 I was afraid nunning was going to be boring, but that was so exciting. 310 00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,819 Sisters! Where have you been? 311 00:17:47,895 --> 00:17:49,784 We were at the rally. 312 00:17:49,855 --> 00:17:53,701 Sister Constance would like to see you immediately. 313 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,782 We aren't in trouble, are we? 314 00:17:56,855 --> 00:17:58,698 You told us we had Sister's permission. 315 00:17:58,775 --> 00:18:00,903 - In spirit. - What? 316 00:18:01,015 --> 00:18:03,063 “Open your mouths, judge righteously... 317 00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:06,218 - defend the rights of the poor and needy”- - 9. 318 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:09,139 - You duped us! - I can't believe it. 319 00:18:09,215 --> 00:18:11,866 I fell in with the bad nuns. 320 00:18:11,935 --> 00:18:14,222 So we'll do some penance. 321 00:18:14,295 --> 00:18:16,423 We do penance all day anyway. 322 00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:19,021 At least now it can be for something we're proud of. 323 00:18:19,095 --> 00:18:21,621 I mean, what is the point? 324 00:18:21,695 --> 00:18:24,426 To keep our heads down and be well-starched? 325 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:28,181 We have no jobs, no husbands. 326 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:31,498 If we don't fight to make the world a better place, who will? 327 00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:34,105 The pigs? 328 00:18:35,055 --> 00:18:36,944 You know I'm right. 329 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:40,779 It did feel good. 330 00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:44,940 So, I heard they got a special cell for you in Seg. 331 00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:50,340 Got a plaque outside the door that say, “Reserved for Watson.” 332 00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:52,941 Shut the fuck up! 333 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:56,497 You got no idea what it's like. So don't even fuckin' act like you fuckin' know! 334 00:18:56,575 --> 00:18:59,658 Easy, now. Easy, girl. You're all right. You're home now. 335 00:18:59,735 --> 00:19:01,419 I got you. 336 00:19:01,535 --> 00:19:04,618 - I'm gonna take care of you now. Sit down. - Me too. 337 00:19:04,695 --> 00:19:06,743 Can I get everybody's attention, please? 338 00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:11,184 This here is the last call for Safe Place sign-up. 339 00:19:11,295 --> 00:19:14,981 I repeat, it is the last call for Safe Place sign-up. 340 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:17,661 What the fuck is Safe Place? 341 00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:19,260 It's Healy's new thing. 342 00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:22,225 It's like some kind of snitchin' school. 343 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,980 You go and sound off on people... 344 00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:28,059 and he gives you a shot off your record. 345 00:19:28,135 --> 00:19:30,502 - Serious? - Word. I don't lie. 346 00:19:32,535 --> 00:19:34,742 He even got a snitchin' jar in his office. 347 00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:38,860 Hey, y'all. 348 00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:42,024 Want to sign up for Safe Place? 349 00:19:43,575 --> 00:19:45,896 - We're not interested. - How do you know? 350 00:19:48,815 --> 00:19:50,419 Bald blackie signed up. 351 00:19:55,255 --> 00:19:56,256 Nah. 352 00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,179 You want me to sign up? 353 00:20:03,255 --> 00:20:06,543 I can keep an eye on her, like a- an eye-spier. 354 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:08,140 Yeah, baby, you do that. 355 00:20:08,215 --> 00:20:10,946 - Safe Place! - That is some good thinking. 356 00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:15,977 My brain will always be there for you... 357 00:20:16,055 --> 00:20:20,299 thinking things so you don't have to. 358 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,696 Safe Place sign-up. Last call right here. Anyone? 359 00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:25,426 Hey, Pennsabama. 360 00:20:26,575 --> 00:20:28,020 Wait up. 361 00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:31,144 I know what makes a great radio story. 362 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:32,944 Alaska's an interesting place. 363 00:20:33,015 --> 00:20:36,906 I wouldn't have gone there if I thought nobody wanted to hear about it. 364 00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,182 - Pete, can you come sit down? - But I'm still venting! 365 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,984 We want to talk to you about something. 366 00:20:41,055 --> 00:20:42,580 Uh-oh. 367 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,180 I sense an ambush here. 368 00:20:44,775 --> 00:20:47,142 Come... sit. 369 00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,785 I'm not an alcoholic. 370 00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:50,701 I'm Australian. 371 00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:54,097 Sit down. We don't care if you drink. 372 00:20:55,615 --> 00:20:56,616 Hmm. 373 00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:04,702 Mmm. 374 00:21:04,775 --> 00:21:06,459 Okay, so... 375 00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:09,220 while you were away... 376 00:21:09,295 --> 00:21:11,662 Larry and I spent a lot of time together. 377 00:21:11,735 --> 00:21:13,066 Right. And? 378 00:21:13,135 --> 00:21:15,217 And... 379 00:21:15,335 --> 00:21:17,417 we became close. 380 00:21:17,495 --> 00:21:19,782 Closer than before. 381 00:21:19,855 --> 00:21:20,936 Okay. 382 00:21:21,015 --> 00:21:22,904 - This is awkward. - Okay. 383 00:21:22,975 --> 00:21:25,865 No, mate. I know what you're gonna say. 384 00:21:27,575 --> 00:21:30,101 - You do? - Yeah. 385 00:21:30,175 --> 00:21:32,177 I'm not an idiot. 386 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:34,064 You think I don't know what's going on here? 387 00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,945 - It's nothing we ever planned. - Of course not. 388 00:21:37,015 --> 00:21:39,097 I mean, it all makes sense. 389 00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:42,497 You, Polly... and me. 390 00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:46,342 - And you? - Why not? We're all friends. 391 00:21:47,455 --> 00:21:50,345 No, Pete. This isn't about having a threesome. 392 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,778 Oh. 393 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:57,177 No? My bad. What is n? 394 00:21:59,815 --> 00:22:01,897 I'm leaving you. 395 00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:06,425 Uh- 396 00:22:13,695 --> 00:22:15,185 Uh, for him? 397 00:22:15,255 --> 00:22:17,462 It hasn't been going on long. 398 00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:20,937 You... cuckolded me? 399 00:22:22,255 --> 00:22:24,064 I never thought of it that way. 400 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,501 You... fucked my wife... 401 00:22:27,615 --> 00:22:28,980 without me being there too. 402 00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:30,580 You cuckolded me. 403 00:22:30,655 --> 00:22:34,216 Pete, let's admit something. The moment I had the baby, you bailed. 404 00:22:34,295 --> 00:22:37,617 - You're not ready to be a grown-up. - And rebound boy is? 405 00:22:37,695 --> 00:22:40,016 Larry fucking shows up. 406 00:22:40,095 --> 00:22:43,736 Look, you think this is easy? I'm ending a marriage. He's ending a relationship. 407 00:22:43,815 --> 00:22:45,897 I fucked my best friend's fiancé. 408 00:22:45,975 --> 00:22:47,625 But it's real. 409 00:22:49,295 --> 00:22:53,061 And I think it's the best thing that's ever happened to both of us. 410 00:22:56,575 --> 00:23:01,456 I went away... so I could be somebody for our son. 411 00:23:03,575 --> 00:23:05,100 Come on, Pete. 412 00:23:06,815 --> 00:23:09,819 You know that's not true. You went away because- 413 00:23:09,895 --> 00:23:11,465 - Oh! - Shit! 414 00:23:11,575 --> 00:23:13,816 - Don't tell me what I know. - Pete! 415 00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:15,101 Fuck! 416 00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:20,545 Oh! Fuck. 417 00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,105 - On. on, my God. - Shit. 418 00:23:26,295 --> 00:23:28,059 You got a minute? 419 00:23:28,175 --> 00:23:30,462 What, you can't find your other mommy nowhere? 420 00:23:31,575 --> 00:23:33,623 I'm kidding. 421 00:23:33,695 --> 00:23:35,220 What? 422 00:23:35,295 --> 00:23:38,504 You should be walkin' on air, the way this shit turned out. 423 00:23:38,575 --> 00:23:40,304 The way what shit turned out? 424 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,457 There's a dude going to jail because of me. 425 00:23:42,535 --> 00:23:46,824 Yeah, but at least you and Stumpy get to limp off into the sunset. 426 00:23:46,895 --> 00:23:49,421 I can't even fucking look at him. 427 00:23:50,455 --> 00:23:52,696 And now everybody knows I'm pregnant. 428 00:23:52,775 --> 00:23:54,300 This is never gonna work. 429 00:23:55,815 --> 00:23:58,341 I'm so fucking stupid. 430 00:23:58,455 --> 00:24:00,184 Hey, it's all right. 431 00:24:00,895 --> 00:24:02,420 It's all right. 432 00:24:02,495 --> 00:24:07,501 A lot of people are stupid and still live full, productive lives. 433 00:24:08,775 --> 00:24:11,824 - At least you know you're getting paid. - Paid? 434 00:24:11,895 --> 00:24:13,420 Oh, Jesus, girl. 435 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,782 Didn't I teach you nothing? 436 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:19,257 You get raped by a guard, you get to sue the government. 437 00:24:19,335 --> 00:24:22,544 Plus, even better, you got a baby... 438 00:24:22,615 --> 00:24:25,346 which means child support from Mendez... 439 00:24:25,415 --> 00:24:28,544 and extortion money from Gimpy. 440 00:24:28,615 --> 00:24:33,303 I'm telling you, this rape is the best thing that ever happened to you. 441 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:36,777 The only reason them bitches is talking is because they're jealous. 442 00:24:36,855 --> 00:24:39,699 And then what happens when the baby ends up with no daddy? 443 00:24:41,255 --> 00:24:43,701 Another fucking barrio baby. 444 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:47,625 You don't think about that. 445 00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:51,063 You was raised in a nontraditional setting... 446 00:24:51,175 --> 00:24:53,416 and you turned out great. 447 00:24:54,135 --> 00:24:55,625 Thanks, Mom. 448 00:24:57,335 --> 00:24:58,825 Sure. No problem. 449 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,219 Just remember me when them checks start comin' in. 450 00:25:11,015 --> 00:25:14,258 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you. 451 00:25:14,335 --> 00:25:17,418 To accept this call, please press one. 452 00:25:19,575 --> 00:25:21,145 So, in your letter... 453 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:24,458 you claim you tried to ask if I could get the same deal you got. 454 00:25:24,535 --> 00:25:26,663 But what you failed to explain is why... 455 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,625 after you coached me in exactly what to say in my testimony... 456 00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,778 you suddenly do an about-face and say the exact opposite thing. 457 00:25:32,855 --> 00:25:34,857 You want the long version or the short version? 458 00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:38,064 I want the short version. You have one minute. 459 00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:41,617 Oh- It's like that, huh? 460 00:25:41,695 --> 00:25:44,938 No, my... phone credit is running low. 461 00:25:46,135 --> 00:25:49,298 Look, Piper, I was facing more time than you. 462 00:25:49,375 --> 00:25:51,946 My lawyer told me that my testimony would put Kubra away .. 463 00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:53,505 for sure... 464 00:25:53,575 --> 00:25:55,703 and that I could walk that same day. 465 00:25:55,775 --> 00:25:57,539 Congratulations. 466 00:25:57,615 --> 00:26:00,903 - Your lawyer's a better lawyer than Larry's dad. - No, he isn't. 467 00:26:00,975 --> 00:26:03,103 He was wrong. Kubra walked. 468 00:26:03,175 --> 00:26:04,256 What? 469 00:26:05,255 --> 00:26:06,859 There was a mistrial. 470 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:10,144 Some dumb fuck mishandled the evidence. 471 00:26:10,255 --> 00:26:11,745 He's out. 472 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:16,464 So I'm the only one who went to prison? 473 00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:19,584 I tell you that Kubra's free after I testify against him... 474 00:26:19,655 --> 00:26:21,498 and that's all you have to say? 475 00:26:21,575 --> 00:26:23,225 Well, they're protecting you, right? 476 00:26:23,295 --> 00:26:26,185 Yeah. They're protecting me. 477 00:26:26,255 --> 00:26:28,622 There's around-the-clock surveillance. 478 00:26:28,695 --> 00:26:32,939 By that, I mean, I see my probation officer every week for about 20 minutes. 479 00:26:33,015 --> 00:26:35,177 Oh, my God. 480 00:26:35,255 --> 00:26:37,735 Alex- Alex, are you serious? 481 00:26:37,815 --> 00:26:39,738 - Where are you right now? - Queens. 482 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,260 You're in Queens? 483 00:26:41,335 --> 00:26:42,939 I was just there. 484 00:26:44,415 --> 00:26:46,736 - What? - Never mind. I can't get into that right now. 485 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,897 Alex, you shouldn't be in New York. 486 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:52,775 Alex, you should be in fucking Nevada or- or Argentina or something. 487 00:26:52,855 --> 00:26:54,619 That's fine. 488 00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:56,823 Thomas Pynchon hid in New York for years. 489 00:26:56,895 --> 00:27:00,217 And Queens isn't that bad. No one comes to visit, but- 490 00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:02,059 Pretty good Greek food. 491 00:27:03,735 --> 00:27:07,217 Besides, I'm not allowed to leave the fuckin' state. It's part of my release. 492 00:27:07,295 --> 00:27:10,105 You have 30 seconds remaining for this call. 493 00:27:10,175 --> 00:27:11,415 Oh, Shit! 494 00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:15,261 You couldn't have added more credit before calling me? 495 00:27:15,335 --> 00:27:18,179 - I need to talk to you. - Well, I didn't plan ahead. 496 00:27:18,255 --> 00:27:20,781 I need to talk to you in person. 497 00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:22,619 Can you get me on your visitation list? 498 00:27:22,695 --> 00:27:25,665 Well, I'll try. But, Alex, are you sure that you're safe? 499 00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:28,145 Yeah. I'm fine. 500 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:32,061 Just... get me on your list, and we can talk about it then. 501 00:27:32,135 --> 00:27:33,625 Okay. 502 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:35,823 Fuck! Motherfucker! 503 00:27:37,935 --> 00:27:40,336 You call that 30 seconds? 504 00:27:40,415 --> 00:27:42,543 Hey. That's federal property. 505 00:27:42,615 --> 00:27:44,344 You're federal property! 506 00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,697 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 507 00:27:48,775 --> 00:27:51,506 Menses. It's menses madness. 508 00:27:52,695 --> 00:27:54,777 Ew. Just go. 509 00:28:11,335 --> 00:28:13,576 Come on. Open up. 510 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:15,578 I know you're in there. I saw you go in. 511 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:18,659 - What do you want? - You know what I want. 512 00:28:18,735 --> 00:28:21,500 I want you to separate your damn recyclables. 513 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,657 And you can't keep leaving cardboard boxes outside. 514 00:28:23,735 --> 00:28:25,260 You need to break them down first. 515 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,621 I see you! 516 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:36,742 - What? - Oh, you're not Mrs. Woo. 517 00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:39,136 No, I am not Mrs. Woo. I am Alex. 518 00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:43,015 Hey, I'm Jay. I, uh- I deal with the garbage. 519 00:28:43,095 --> 00:28:45,666 I'm sorry about the boxes. I'll break them down next time. 520 00:28:45,735 --> 00:28:48,864 That's all I ask. Welcome to the building. 521 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:52,542 - Yeah. - Oh, Alex- Alex Vause? 522 00:28:52,615 --> 00:28:54,982 - What? - Some Arab guys were looking for you. 523 00:28:55,055 --> 00:28:59,902 Maybe not Arab, but, you know... dusky gentlemen. 524 00:29:08,135 --> 00:29:10,217 Well, you're right. 525 00:29:10,295 --> 00:29:12,901 It was good you hid the Aleut whaling spear. 526 00:29:12,975 --> 00:29:15,057 - Sorry. - No. 527 00:29:15,135 --> 00:29:17,456 I'm glad I was here to tell him with you. 528 00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:20,618 It was the right thing to do under the circumstances. 529 00:29:21,975 --> 00:29:24,455 Honestly, Pete is secretly jumping up and down with joy... 530 00:29:24,575 --> 00:29:26,065 to be let off the hook. 531 00:29:26,135 --> 00:29:29,184 He just needed to affirm his manhood. 532 00:29:29,255 --> 00:29:32,179 Maybe he can fuck Piper and we'll have reciprocity. 533 00:29:32,255 --> 00:29:34,826 Piper and I actually- 534 00:29:34,895 --> 00:29:36,465 actually ended in a good place. 535 00:29:36,535 --> 00:29:39,379 - Yeah? - Yeah. 536 00:29:39,455 --> 00:29:43,505 I still need to work some shit out with her, but... 537 00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:45,816 I'm glad you two are good. 538 00:29:49,135 --> 00:29:50,625 So that's it, huh? 539 00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:54,664 Piper knows. Pete knows. 540 00:29:56,735 --> 00:30:01,616 We're doin' this. 541 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,615 - You can still leave. - Leave? Why would I leave? 542 00:30:05,695 --> 00:30:09,939 I guess I don't know what you get out of this relationship, and I'm scared because... 543 00:30:10,015 --> 00:30:12,700 what happens when you want to trek across an ice field? 544 00:30:12,775 --> 00:30:17,258 I can guarantee you that I will never want to trek across an ice field. 545 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,537 I know. You're so not rugged. 546 00:30:19,615 --> 00:30:21,344 That is not true. 547 00:30:21,415 --> 00:30:24,419 - I once did Israeli Army summer camp. - Mm-hmm. 548 00:30:24,495 --> 00:30:29,581 I shot Uzis in a desert with a commander named Shmulik. So I can do rugged. 549 00:30:29,655 --> 00:30:31,384 It's the cold I don't like. 550 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,139 Idiot. 551 00:30:33,215 --> 00:30:35,058 You know, you're the only person I've ever met... 552 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:38,821 who can call me an idiot without actually making me feel like one. 553 00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:41,102 Maybe I'm using the wrong inflection. 554 00:30:46,055 --> 00:30:47,705 We all have feelings. 555 00:30:48,815 --> 00:30:51,580 And some feelings that we feel are so strong... 556 00:30:51,655 --> 00:30:53,942 that it's hard for us to be the person... 557 00:30:54,015 --> 00:30:55,824 that we know in our hearts that we can be. 558 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,624 So, what's the best way for us... 559 00:30:57,695 --> 00:31:03,145 to deal with these kinds of powerful and dangerous feelings? 560 00:31:03,255 --> 00:31:04,984 Let 'em have it. 561 00:31:05,055 --> 00:31:07,057 No. Talk about them. 562 00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:10,299 If we talk about our problems... 563 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:12,662 it makes it easier for us to process our feelings... 564 00:31:12,735 --> 00:31:15,818 and it helps us to realize that we're not alone. 565 00:31:15,935 --> 00:31:18,984 - Who'd like to start the sharing for today? - Oh, me. 566 00:31:19,055 --> 00:31:20,580 Hold on. 567 00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:24,017 Hey, let's- let's start with Flores. 568 00:31:24,095 --> 00:31:26,336 - Me? - Yeah. 569 00:31:26,415 --> 00:31:29,259 This is a talking stick. 570 00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:32,418 Whoever's gonna be talking in the group will be carrying that stick. 571 00:31:34,095 --> 00:31:37,497 - How do you feel? - Good. 572 00:31:37,575 --> 00:31:39,896 Good? You sure? 573 00:31:39,975 --> 00:31:42,899 Yeah. I feel very happy. 574 00:31:42,975 --> 00:31:44,500 Okay. 575 00:31:44,575 --> 00:31:48,057 The thing is, I don't believe you. 576 00:31:48,175 --> 00:31:50,462 And for Safe Place to work... 577 00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:53,459 you're gonna have to be really honest about how you're feeling. 578 00:31:53,535 --> 00:31:56,539 Here. You want to take a look at the feelings chart? 579 00:32:02,095 --> 00:32:03,620 Okay. 580 00:32:05,215 --> 00:32:08,583 I feel... very depressed. 581 00:32:08,695 --> 00:32:10,424 - Good. - Good? 582 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,419 You just made her say that. Now she feels crappy. 583 00:32:13,535 --> 00:32:15,219 Hey! Excuse me. 584 00:32:15,295 --> 00:32:17,343 You can't talk without the talking stick. 585 00:32:17,455 --> 00:32:20,220 - Why? You don't have one. - Oh, it doesn't apply to me. 586 00:32:20,295 --> 00:32:21,945 I'm the group facilitator. 587 00:32:22,015 --> 00:32:23,744 No. No, you're not. 588 00:32:23,815 --> 00:32:25,863 - I'm not? - No. 589 00:32:25,935 --> 00:32:27,425 That being said... 590 00:32:27,495 --> 00:32:31,102 I want this place to be a place where you all feel free to talk... 591 00:32:31,175 --> 00:32:32,825 within the given guidelines. 592 00:32:34,855 --> 00:32:36,380 Tell you what. 593 00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:38,745 Let's switch. 594 00:32:38,815 --> 00:32:41,295 - Here, you take the stick. - No. 595 00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,696 - Come on. - Well, I-I don't got nothin' to say. 596 00:32:43,815 --> 00:32:45,260 Sure you do. 597 00:32:45,335 --> 00:32:47,815 Just tell us how you're feeling. 598 00:32:51,655 --> 00:32:53,976 - Bored. - Bored isn't a feeling. 599 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:57,059 - What you mean, it's not a feeling? - It's not on the feelings chart. 600 00:33:07,775 --> 00:33:09,140 Fine! 601 00:33:09,935 --> 00:33:12,825 Mad. I feel mad. 602 00:33:12,895 --> 00:33:15,501 Okay. And why do you feel mad? 603 00:33:15,575 --> 00:33:18,101 'Cause you told me I couldn't feel bored. 604 00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:25,825 - Sorry. - You're late. 605 00:33:25,895 --> 00:33:28,501 - I thought it was in the chapel. - Take a seat. 606 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,462 Okay, Washington. You were saying? 607 00:33:35,095 --> 00:33:37,621 I wasn't saying anything. 608 00:33:37,695 --> 00:33:39,140 What is the point of this? 609 00:33:39,215 --> 00:33:40,865 To get a shot off your record. 610 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:46,066 No. The point is to help you to start to get in touch with your feelings. 611 00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:50,779 Did it ever occur to you that we don't want to get in touch with our feelings? 612 00:33:50,855 --> 00:33:53,938 That actually feeling our feelings... 613 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:56,461 might make it impossible to survive in here? 614 00:33:56,535 --> 00:34:00,381 Look. I'm trying to look out for you. 615 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,982 Everybody in here, we have to look out for each other. 616 00:34:04,055 --> 00:34:07,104 Now, you look like you got hurt. What happened? 617 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,740 Nothing happened. 618 00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:15,664 - What? - Washington. 619 00:34:16,975 --> 00:34:20,263 What happens in Safe Place stays in Safe Place. 620 00:34:20,335 --> 00:34:22,781 That's why it's called “Safe Place.” 621 00:34:24,015 --> 00:34:25,699 Nothing happened. 622 00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:28,659 I slipped in the shower. 623 00:34:30,455 --> 00:34:32,105 Totally random. 624 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:38,700 We have a limited amount of time, and the pressure needs to come from outside. 625 00:34:38,775 --> 00:34:40,937 Who have you already talked to about this? 626 00:34:41,055 --> 00:34:43,422 I have some activist friends I told to get the word out. 627 00:34:43,495 --> 00:34:45,975 - Who are they? - Terry and Gus. 628 00:34:46,055 --> 00:34:48,501 Gus is a Webmaster for an anti-logging blog... 629 00:34:48,575 --> 00:34:52,341 and Terry runs a bakery that sells anti-authoritarian cupcakes. 630 00:34:52,415 --> 00:34:53,746 Oh. 631 00:34:53,815 --> 00:34:56,546 Contact the Leadership Conference of Women Religious... 632 00:34:56,655 --> 00:34:59,386 and the National Catholic Social Justice Lobby. 633 00:34:59,455 --> 00:35:01,537 They can network with the major newspapers. 634 00:35:01,615 --> 00:35:03,583 Okay. Okay. 635 00:35:03,655 --> 00:35:06,420 Back up. I have to say something. 636 00:35:06,495 --> 00:35:09,180 I was told this is a leaderless movement... 637 00:35:09,255 --> 00:35:11,257 and I'm feeling uncomfortable with the fact... 638 00:35:11,335 --> 00:35:15,306 that you're really, I feel, acting like a leader. 639 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:19,096 Because we all got ideas, but you were the last one to join up. 640 00:35:19,175 --> 00:35:21,826 Yeah, and I also feel that way. 641 00:35:21,895 --> 00:35:25,980 I'm sorry that you feel I've been... leader-y. 642 00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:29,616 Everyone's ideas are important. 643 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,778 - That's okay. Water under the creek. - We forgive ya. 644 00:35:32,855 --> 00:35:36,940 Long as you know, all our interests gots to be represented. 645 00:35:37,015 --> 00:35:40,178 'Cause me and Angie got some new demands. 646 00:35:40,255 --> 00:35:43,941 - We would like more dessert options. - Yeah. 647 00:35:44,015 --> 00:35:45,540 And field trips. 648 00:35:45,615 --> 00:35:49,017 And musical guests in the prison, like Johnny Cash. 649 00:35:49,095 --> 00:35:51,496 Johnny Cash is dead. 650 00:35:51,575 --> 00:35:53,259 I want what I want. 651 00:35:54,735 --> 00:35:56,305 Oh, boy. 652 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:59,299 You'll never believe this. We ordered too many pizzas. 653 00:35:59,375 --> 00:36:01,139 - Mm-hmm. - Anybody want a slice? 654 00:36:01,215 --> 00:36:03,695 - That's dirty warfare. - Uh, maybe. 655 00:36:03,775 --> 00:36:05,823 But that is one good-lookin' pie. 656 00:36:05,895 --> 00:36:07,943 Leanne, Angie, what are you doing? 657 00:36:08,015 --> 00:36:09,619 - Nothin'. - We're smellin' it. 658 00:36:09,695 --> 00:36:12,096 We're just smellin' it. That's allowed. 659 00:36:12,175 --> 00:36:14,143 It sure does smell good, doesn't it? 660 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:18,061 Little Caesars. It's the only thing better than getting what you want. 661 00:36:18,135 --> 00:36:20,297 That should be their slogan. 662 00:36:20,375 --> 00:36:23,697 Why are we punishing ourselves when we're already being punished? 663 00:36:23,775 --> 00:36:25,300 That makes no sense. 664 00:36:25,375 --> 00:36:27,946 Yeah, we could still say we're not eating, and nobody would know. 665 00:36:28,015 --> 00:36:29,505 Leanne! 666 00:36:29,575 --> 00:36:32,499 Your mind is the enemy. Don't listen to your- Angie! 667 00:36:32,575 --> 00:36:35,658 I'm just lickin' it! A lick is all right. 668 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,499 It's all right. Let them eat. 669 00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:39,065 - What? - Go ahead, girls. 670 00:36:39,175 --> 00:36:40,665 Take a break from your values. 671 00:36:40,735 --> 00:36:43,420 Oh. That's another good slogan. 672 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:46,578 - What did you do that for? - We don't need them. 673 00:36:46,655 --> 00:36:48,464 They confuse our message. 674 00:36:48,535 --> 00:36:50,219 They're half our movement! 675 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,946 What happened to everyone's ideas being important? 676 00:36:54,095 --> 00:36:56,143 I changed my mind. 677 00:36:56,215 --> 00:36:58,502 Hey, look. I'm Edward Pizzahands. 678 00:37:01,975 --> 00:37:05,184 So, when they arrest us, that's 14 arrests for me. 679 00:37:05,255 --> 00:37:08,543 That's two more than Sister Joann and five more than Sister Patricia... 680 00:37:08,615 --> 00:37:11,664 even though she's the little darling over there at Friends of the Earth. 681 00:37:11,735 --> 00:37:14,102 - That's not what's important. - It's a bonus. 682 00:37:21,295 --> 00:37:23,024 I guess we should have brought more banners. 683 00:37:23,135 --> 00:37:25,137 I know. What a shitty day to do this. 684 00:37:25,215 --> 00:37:27,616 I mean, does anybody work here? 685 00:37:27,695 --> 00:37:28,742 Hello? 686 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:30,658 - We're trespassing! - Shh! 687 00:37:30,735 --> 00:37:33,136 Oh, Gene. Take a picture. 688 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,666 What's that? 689 00:37:38,775 --> 00:37:41,142 When Sister Patricia was protesting the Portsmouth Plant... 690 00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:43,104 she threw a pint of blood. 691 00:37:43,175 --> 00:37:45,860 - So, what, you brought a quart? - Two quarts. 692 00:37:45,935 --> 00:37:47,539 Fake. Costume blood. 693 00:37:47,615 --> 00:37:49,060 The blood that Sister Patricia threw... 694 00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:52,218 was from an actual victim of radiation poisoning. 695 00:37:52,295 --> 00:37:53,945 The pictures will look spectacular. 696 00:37:54,015 --> 00:37:56,461 What? 697 00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:58,264 I don't think you're doing this in the right spirit. 698 00:37:58,335 --> 00:38:00,383 Don't talk to me about spirit. 699 00:38:00,455 --> 00:38:03,504 Without me, you're just a couple of hippies on welfare. 700 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:06,579 I'm the one who gives you credibility. All right? 701 00:38:06,655 --> 00:38:09,340 You ready, Gene? Get snapping. 702 00:38:17,215 --> 00:38:18,580 All right, Pigs! 703 00:38:18,655 --> 00:38:21,056 Don't make another move, or the bitch gets it! 704 00:38:27,495 --> 00:38:29,418 Ah, what did you do that for? 705 00:38:29,535 --> 00:38:32,698 That's the drill. We don't negotiate for hostages. 706 00:38:32,775 --> 00:38:35,824 - So, you let me kill her? - Yeah, seriously, O'Neill! 707 00:38:35,895 --> 00:38:39,502 Okay, I'm pretty sure I knocked the gun away. 708 00:38:39,575 --> 00:38:41,065 I'm pretty sure she's still alive. 709 00:38:41,135 --> 00:38:43,820 No. I killed her. I shot her in the face. 710 00:38:43,895 --> 00:38:47,695 The bullet entered the left eye socket and exited through the back of her head. 711 00:38:47,775 --> 00:38:49,743 There's blood and brains everywhere. 712 00:38:53,215 --> 00:38:55,786 Hey, Watson. 713 00:38:55,895 --> 00:38:57,545 Didn't mean to startle you. 714 00:38:58,695 --> 00:39:02,142 Just wanted to say I'm happy you're back. 715 00:39:07,175 --> 00:39:09,940 You know, one good thing to come out of all this... 716 00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:14,065 it got me motivated to join the hunger strike. 717 00:39:16,215 --> 00:39:17,865 Do you know about that? 718 00:39:20,495 --> 00:39:22,497 I haven't eaten in a week. 719 00:39:24,735 --> 00:39:26,260 So what? 720 00:39:29,455 --> 00:39:32,299 Am I supposed to be grateful? 721 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:35,379 I'm not here to make you feel good about yourself, all right? 722 00:39:38,575 --> 00:39:42,580 You got guilt about somethin', that's not my problem. 723 00:39:44,135 --> 00:39:46,820 No, it's not anything like that. 724 00:39:46,895 --> 00:39:48,545 Look... 725 00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:52,296 I don't feel like being your token black friend. 726 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:54,946 So don't talk to me anymore. 727 00:39:57,895 --> 00:40:00,216 Okay. Fine. 728 00:40:08,135 --> 00:40:09,421 Sure, baby. 729 00:40:09,495 --> 00:40:11,224 You know, I can get you anything you want... 730 00:40:11,295 --> 00:40:12,979 'cause around here, I'm like King Bee. 731 00:40:13,095 --> 00:40:14,984 You know what I'm sayin'? 732 00:40:15,055 --> 00:40:16,386 Hey, Red. 733 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:19,026 Aren't you usually playing with the garden club about now? 734 00:40:19,095 --> 00:40:22,224 The greenhouse is closed for a little while. 735 00:40:22,295 --> 00:40:25,617 There's a health hazard that needs to be sorted out. 736 00:40:26,415 --> 00:40:28,338 - Really? What? - A rat. 737 00:40:31,255 --> 00:40:32,745 What the hell? 738 00:40:32,815 --> 00:40:35,580 Hey, take a walk, bouncy boobs. 739 00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:37,623 All right, none of you bitches better come near me. 740 00:40:37,695 --> 00:40:40,266 Relax. We're not going to hurt you. 741 00:40:42,135 --> 00:40:43,375 Here. 742 00:40:44,415 --> 00:40:46,463 You asked for these. 743 00:40:46,535 --> 00:40:48,856 Enjoy them. 744 00:40:48,935 --> 00:40:52,621 It'll be the last favor I ever do for you. 745 00:40:54,175 --> 00:40:56,701 Oh. I'm out of the family. 746 00:40:56,775 --> 00:40:58,459 What a shame. 747 00:40:58,535 --> 00:41:00,060 Especially since our relationship... 748 00:41:00,135 --> 00:41:02,536 has always involved such a high degree of mutual respect. 749 00:41:02,615 --> 00:41:05,346 - You need more love? - I don't need shit. 750 00:41:05,415 --> 00:41:07,304 Fuck your Jolly Ranchers. 751 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:11,824 There are houses on this block with much better candy. 752 00:41:11,895 --> 00:41:15,024 You'd rather eat at Vee's table, would you? 753 00:41:15,095 --> 00:41:18,941 Yeah. So what? Does that make me some kind of race betrayer? 754 00:41:19,015 --> 00:41:20,779 Give me a fucking break. 755 00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:24,337 You come down here with your scarecrows, trying to act all gangster? 756 00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:27,419 You buy loyalty with candy and skin-care products. 757 00:41:27,495 --> 00:41:31,181 Your gang looks like a bunch of half-priced Garbage Pail Kids. 758 00:41:32,695 --> 00:41:36,097 Red, you're a fuckin' joke. 759 00:41:40,615 --> 00:41:42,504 You're right. 760 00:41:42,575 --> 00:41:45,101 I'm a joke. 761 00:41:45,175 --> 00:41:47,781 I'm sure you'll be better off on your own. 762 00:41:47,855 --> 00:41:49,664 I know I fuckin' will. 763 00:41:51,215 --> 00:41:53,138 Boo got Boo. 764 00:41:53,215 --> 00:41:55,024 And that's all Boo needs. 765 00:41:57,615 --> 00:41:59,105 Boo. 766 00:42:08,495 --> 00:42:09,940 Fuck. 767 00:42:15,935 --> 00:42:19,064 Thank you for making those. I should help. 768 00:42:19,135 --> 00:42:22,856 It's okay. I got it. You should conserve your energy. 769 00:42:25,855 --> 00:42:29,302 Queens, huh? I should hook her up with my buddy Michel. 770 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:32,026 He runs a strip joint underneath the Queensboro Bridge. 771 00:42:32,095 --> 00:42:34,939 It's full nude, but they don't serve alcohol. 772 00:42:35,015 --> 00:42:37,302 It's just such a fucked situation. 773 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:39,298 I know, man. That's the law. 774 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,025 I guess some schmuck decided... 775 00:42:41,095 --> 00:42:43,746 that nudity and booze at the same time is just too much fun. 776 00:42:43,815 --> 00:42:45,738 He's probably a Mormon with six wives. 777 00:42:45,815 --> 00:42:47,704 I'm talking about Alex. 778 00:42:47,775 --> 00:42:50,255 She should be under witness protection. 779 00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:53,259 What do you care? Didn't she screw you over in Chicago? 780 00:42:53,335 --> 00:42:56,066 Oh, that's right. That's kind of how you two relate, isn't it? 781 00:42:56,175 --> 00:42:58,826 It's like Spy vs. Spy, but sexual. 782 00:43:00,055 --> 00:43:02,103 This guy Kubra, he's no joke. 783 00:43:02,175 --> 00:43:03,939 And they know that. 784 00:43:04,015 --> 00:43:07,542 They're not taking responsibility for the fact that they put her in harm's way. 785 00:43:07,615 --> 00:43:11,017 If it's not part of your deal, it's not part of your deal. 786 00:43:11,095 --> 00:43:14,224 The system doesn't have a conscience, and nobody likes extra work. 787 00:43:14,295 --> 00:43:17,856 Oh, by the way, we're gonna be helping put sandbags around the lake... 788 00:43:17,935 --> 00:43:19,425 in electrical this week. 789 00:43:19,495 --> 00:43:21,338 What? What does that have to do with electrical? 790 00:43:21,415 --> 00:43:24,066 If the lake overflows during the storm... 791 00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,103 then we all get electrocuted. 792 00:43:26,175 --> 00:43:27,700 I don't know. 793 00:43:27,775 --> 00:43:29,937 It's not like there's a sandbag department. 794 00:43:30,015 --> 00:43:34,225 Officer, confiscate those markers, paper, posters- all of it. 795 00:43:34,295 --> 00:43:36,059 But these are just art supplies. 796 00:43:36,175 --> 00:43:38,860 They are a privilege that has been abused. 797 00:43:38,935 --> 00:43:41,461 It's not a privilege. It's a right. 798 00:43:41,535 --> 00:43:44,300 Careful, Sister. Don't stand up too fast. 799 00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:45,979 We have freedom of speech. 800 00:43:46,055 --> 00:43:49,616 You did, and then you broke the law. Where do you think you are? 801 00:43:51,015 --> 00:43:53,541 And as for this- no more. 802 00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:55,424 This little experiment... 803 00:43:55,495 --> 00:43:59,705 in free expression, Waldorf-style prison, is over. 804 00:44:01,455 --> 00:44:03,059 She's a fucking cunt. 805 00:44:04,815 --> 00:44:06,226 You didn't need to do that. 806 00:44:06,295 --> 00:44:08,536 Let 'em get a rise out of you, it gives them more power. 807 00:44:08,615 --> 00:44:11,459 Is that what your mommy told you when you were being bullied? 808 00:44:11,535 --> 00:44:13,537 A hunger strike? Really? 809 00:44:13,615 --> 00:44:15,538 - What should I be doing, force-feeding them? - Why not? 810 00:44:15,615 --> 00:44:19,336 Because I can't, unless they're unconscious. Then I can, if they don't have a DNR. 811 00:44:19,415 --> 00:44:21,338 Fine. Then get them while they're sleeping. 812 00:44:21,415 --> 00:44:24,498 We have a responsibility to feed these women three square meals a day... 813 00:44:24,575 --> 00:44:26,816 and I am a defender of women. 814 00:44:26,935 --> 00:44:28,539 You want me to do anything else, sir? 815 00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:34,338 It's all right. 816 00:44:34,415 --> 00:44:36,577 It's gonna play itself out. 817 00:44:36,695 --> 00:44:38,697 An embarrassment? 818 00:44:38,775 --> 00:44:40,857 It should be a triumph. 819 00:44:40,935 --> 00:44:42,937 I was on the cover of The New York Times. 820 00:44:43,015 --> 00:44:45,143 You see, that is exactly the issue. 821 00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:48,059 It's not about service to God. It's about you. 822 00:44:48,135 --> 00:44:51,184 - You're a narcissist. - That's not true. 823 00:44:51,255 --> 00:44:52,780 No? 824 00:44:54,895 --> 00:44:58,786 You timed this protest to coincide with your book release. 825 00:44:58,855 --> 00:45:01,176 And you didn't even credit your ghostwriter. 826 00:45:01,255 --> 00:45:03,178 I'm giving all the proceeds to charity. 827 00:45:03,255 --> 00:45:05,223 I'm doing God's work. 828 00:45:05,295 --> 00:45:07,696 Hey, you know what this stands for? 829 00:45:08,815 --> 00:45:10,101 Vatican Two. 830 00:45:12,575 --> 00:45:14,703 Are you not happy being a nun? 831 00:45:15,575 --> 00:45:16,906 No! 832 00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:19,785 I love being a nun. 833 00:45:19,855 --> 00:45:24,144 If I seem prideful, it's only because I love the work I do. 834 00:45:24,215 --> 00:45:26,104 And because I'm really good at it. 835 00:45:26,175 --> 00:45:28,143 By your own estimation. 836 00:45:28,215 --> 00:45:31,503 There is a page in your book I'd like to read for you. 837 00:45:33,615 --> 00:45:37,381 “I have never heard Christ clearly in my heart. 838 00:45:37,455 --> 00:45:41,699 Either my heart's hard of hearing or Christ can be a bit of a mumbler. 839 00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:46,178 And so I have learned to trust in my own moral instincts.” 840 00:45:47,335 --> 00:45:49,178 It's a joke. 841 00:45:50,255 --> 00:45:54,226 I'm comparing my marriage to Christ... 842 00:45:54,295 --> 00:45:56,662 to a typical marriage. 843 00:45:56,775 --> 00:46:01,337 “But it wasn't my moral instincts that led me to Nicaragua in the summer of '88. 844 00:46:01,415 --> 00:46:04,180 It was a young freedom fighter named Carlos.” 845 00:46:04,255 --> 00:46:05,905 - Okay. - “With rock-hard abs... 846 00:46:05,975 --> 00:46:07,898 under his jungle fatigues... 847 00:46:07,975 --> 00:46:11,582 Carlos was revolutionary in more ways than one. 848 00:46:11,655 --> 00:46:16,456 And overthrowing the Sandinistas was not his only objective.” 849 00:46:16,535 --> 00:46:20,256 Okay. That chapter's there for the mommy-book-club crowd. 850 00:46:20,335 --> 00:46:23,817 They need a little beefcake with their politics. 851 00:46:23,895 --> 00:46:28,662 I'm sorry, Sister, but the church has decided we can't support you any longer. 852 00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:30,385 Support me? 853 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:34,141 You mean- You won't pay my legal fees? 854 00:46:34,215 --> 00:46:36,343 I mean we can't support you... 855 00:46:37,135 --> 00:46:38,546 period. 856 00:46:43,015 --> 00:46:44,744 What do you mean, she's not coming? 857 00:46:44,815 --> 00:46:47,386 She said she doesn't want to do it anymore. 858 00:46:47,455 --> 00:46:49,344 And no more contraband either. 859 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:52,658 But we just started. Is this about the black one? 860 00:46:52,735 --> 00:46:54,305 What? Fuck you! 861 00:46:54,415 --> 00:46:57,259 Not you. You're not one of the bad ones. 862 00:46:57,375 --> 00:47:02,381 She means Vee. Red would rather kill the tunnel than let her take it. 863 00:47:02,455 --> 00:47:05,140 That's the one with the big hair. I know her. 864 00:47:05,215 --> 00:47:07,536 But I love being in touch with the soil. 865 00:47:07,615 --> 00:47:09,185 I know. 866 00:47:09,255 --> 00:47:13,101 This club is the best thing that's happened to me since work exemption. 867 00:47:13,175 --> 00:47:16,418 Well, maybe Red isn't thinking straight. 868 00:47:16,495 --> 00:47:18,418 When the pirates are boarding... 869 00:47:18,495 --> 00:47:20,657 you don't sink the ship. 870 00:47:20,775 --> 00:47:24,097 You fight the damn pirates. 871 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,336 Say again? 872 00:47:25,415 --> 00:47:27,497 How 'bout I kill the bitch? 873 00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:34,341 Then we played a game called Human Knot... 874 00:47:34,455 --> 00:47:38,665 where we all held hands and tried to unknot the knot without lettin' go. 875 00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:42,137 And Flores- she accidentally got tickled and started laughin'... 876 00:47:42,255 --> 00:47:43,825 and then we all started laughin'. 877 00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:45,863 Sounds mad gay. 878 00:47:45,935 --> 00:47:47,778 Yeah. It was mad gay. 879 00:47:47,855 --> 00:47:50,017 Yo, what y'all talkin' about? 880 00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:52,706 She went to keep an eye on Poussey in Healy's thing. 881 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,936 You didn't have to do that. I told you she ain't no fink. 882 00:47:58,015 --> 00:47:59,505 You said that. 883 00:47:59,575 --> 00:48:02,146 But I'm not really sure where your loyalties lie these days. 884 00:48:02,215 --> 00:48:04,661 - What do you think, Suzanne? - I don't think she's gonna talk. 885 00:48:04,775 --> 00:48:09,337 But I was a little disturbed by her contribution to the group poem. 886 00:48:09,415 --> 00:48:12,464 There's a lot of anger. There's a lot of fear. 887 00:48:12,575 --> 00:48:14,623 Well, of course there was, with you right there. 888 00:48:14,695 --> 00:48:16,936 You would spook a vampire! 889 00:48:17,015 --> 00:48:19,063 If you would've had me go, it would've been better. 890 00:48:19,135 --> 00:48:24,858 And if “ifs” and “buts” were candies and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas. 891 00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:29,020 And if snitches and bitches were wine and beer, we'd all have a Happy New Year. 892 00:48:29,135 --> 00:48:32,935 - Am I right? - If wishes were horses, beggars would ri- 893 00:48:34,215 --> 00:48:38,459 Why do you keep defending her over your family? 894 00:48:42,815 --> 00:48:44,340 I'm not. 895 00:48:46,655 --> 00:48:49,659 I just think she's been through enough. 896 00:48:49,735 --> 00:48:52,818 You don't have to worry about her, Vee, for real. 897 00:48:54,375 --> 00:48:56,264 Fine. I don't worry. 898 00:48:56,335 --> 00:48:58,224 But from now on, she's your responsibility. 899 00:48:58,295 --> 00:49:00,946 Anything happens again... 900 00:49:01,015 --> 00:49:02,540 it's on you. 901 00:49:14,815 --> 00:49:16,897 Multiple code violations will result... 902 00:49:17,015 --> 00:49:19,541 in a loss of yard privileges. 903 00:49:19,615 --> 00:49:22,095 - What happened? - She fainted. 904 00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:23,700 For a second. 905 00:49:23,815 --> 00:49:25,863 I'm not unconscious. 906 00:49:27,015 --> 00:49:29,461 I'm not unconscious. 907 00:49:29,535 --> 00:49:33,221 Sister, I talked to your compatriots. 908 00:49:33,295 --> 00:49:35,218 I think there's been a decision made. 909 00:49:35,295 --> 00:49:36,820 Let me guess. 910 00:49:36,895 --> 00:49:39,626 You gave up. 911 00:49:39,695 --> 00:49:43,302 It's just not safe anymore, especially for you. 912 00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:45,656 That's an excuse. 913 00:49:45,735 --> 00:49:48,705 Did you contact the media, like I asked you? 914 00:49:48,775 --> 00:49:50,300 I tried. 915 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,343 Nobody took the bait with the story. 916 00:49:52,415 --> 00:49:56,340 - There's a storm coming. - You're damn right there's a storm coming. 917 00:49:57,375 --> 00:49:58,865 No, I don't mean it that way. 918 00:49:58,975 --> 00:50:01,819 There's actually a big winter storm that's dominating all the news. 919 00:50:01,935 --> 00:50:03,664 It's just bad timing. 920 00:50:04,895 --> 00:50:07,660 Wait a minute. Sister's a nun. 921 00:50:07,775 --> 00:50:09,777 You're telling me that's not a story? 922 00:50:09,855 --> 00:50:12,938 Yeah. It's less of one since she's been excommunicated. 923 00:50:19,015 --> 00:50:20,062 Labels. 924 00:50:20,135 --> 00:50:22,137 They told me that... 925 00:50:22,215 --> 00:50:24,263 they'd reconsider letting me back in the church... 926 00:50:24,375 --> 00:50:27,379 if I showed contrition in prison, but... 927 00:50:28,935 --> 00:50:30,937 bad habits die hard. 928 00:50:33,055 --> 00:50:34,580 Bad habits. Get it? 929 00:50:36,695 --> 00:50:38,618 It's good to be back in the saddle. 930 00:50:38,695 --> 00:50:40,584 Yeah, well, unless you get out of the saddle... 931 00:50:40,655 --> 00:50:42,544 you're gonna be riding straight into medical Seg... 932 00:50:42,615 --> 00:50:44,140 and I don't wanna have to do that. 933 00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:45,660 So let's call it a day, huh? 934 00:50:45,735 --> 00:50:47,817 I'll call it a day... 935 00:50:47,895 --> 00:50:52,184 when you make meaningful changes to the way this prison is run! 936 00:50:52,255 --> 00:50:55,543 I can't do that. Didn't you hear what she said? 937 00:50:55,655 --> 00:50:57,703 There's no point. 938 00:50:57,775 --> 00:51:00,745 You're all alone. Nobody even knows you're doing this. 939 00:51:00,815 --> 00:51:02,499 You know. 940 00:51:07,055 --> 00:51:10,059 All right. Have it your way. 941 00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:21,624 Please, Sister. Don't do this to yourself. 942 00:51:21,695 --> 00:51:24,938 I'm fine, Sophia. I feel good. 943 00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:28,703 Almost blissful. 944 00:51:28,815 --> 00:51:30,305 She's delirious. 945 00:51:34,095 --> 00:51:36,746 Rock on, Sister! Fight the power. 946 00:51:36,815 --> 00:51:38,624 She thinks she's a rock star. 947 00:51:38,695 --> 00:51:40,299 She is. 948 00:51:42,815 --> 00:51:45,216 What ever happened to humility? 949 00:51:45,295 --> 00:51:46,865 Isn't that a virtue or somethin'? 950 00:51:46,935 --> 00:51:48,858 One of the highest. 951 00:51:48,935 --> 00:51:52,337 People in power are always saying so. 952 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:07,662 Mr. Healy, did you hear about The Bugle? 953 00:52:07,735 --> 00:52:11,103 - I can't do anything about it. - But it was so good. 954 00:52:11,175 --> 00:52:12,665 It really was. 955 00:52:12,775 --> 00:52:15,585 People were taking responsibility. People were opening up. 956 00:52:15,695 --> 00:52:18,062 It's everything that you wanted to see happen. 957 00:52:19,935 --> 00:52:22,461 - Chapman- - I mean, as a counselor- 958 00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:24,896 You're being transferred... 959 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,306 to Virginia. 960 00:52:27,815 --> 00:52:29,146 What? 961 00:52:31,135 --> 00:52:33,866 I received a memo from the warden's office. 962 00:52:33,935 --> 00:52:38,497 Yeah. Your name was included on a list with 12 other girls. 963 00:52:40,215 --> 00:52:43,742 Is this because of the paper? Is this because I published the strike demands? 964 00:52:43,815 --> 00:52:47,137 - Is this Fig? - It's not punitive. 965 00:52:47,215 --> 00:52:50,697 We shuffle prisoners around all the time. 966 00:52:50,775 --> 00:52:53,221 We're overpopulated. 967 00:52:54,615 --> 00:52:57,186 The fact that you're on a list- 968 00:52:57,255 --> 00:53:00,737 it's... just a random thing. 969 00:53:02,215 --> 00:53:04,695 - When? - Maybe in a week. 970 00:53:04,775 --> 00:53:08,461 They usually pick 'em up on Saturday. 971 00:53:08,535 --> 00:53:10,060 No, that's visitation day. 972 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,062 Alex was gonna come visit me. 973 00:53:16,415 --> 00:53:18,895 I don't know if she can come before then. 974 00:53:20,295 --> 00:53:23,026 She said that she needs to speak with me in person. 975 00:53:23,135 --> 00:53:26,537 Chapman, you're going down south. 976 00:53:29,055 --> 00:53:31,945 Not having closure with Alex Vause... 977 00:53:32,015 --> 00:53:34,495 would be the least of your problems. 978 00:53:45,975 --> 00:53:47,500 How much longer? 979 00:53:47,575 --> 00:53:50,784 How much- How much longer at this level of noise? 980 00:53:51,575 --> 00:53:53,145 Probably a few hours! 981 00:53:53,215 --> 00:53:56,025 All right! As long as it gets done! 982 00:53:56,095 --> 00:53:57,301 It'll get done. 983 00:54:05,175 --> 00:54:08,258 I see “B” Dorm bathroom is being fixed. 984 00:54:08,335 --> 00:54:09,825 That's right. 985 00:54:10,855 --> 00:54:13,381 Funny how things work out sometimes. 986 00:54:17,055 --> 00:54:18,819 Yo! Vee! 987 00:54:23,175 --> 00:54:27,578 I'm not with Red anymore, so I'm, uh, all yours. 988 00:54:27,655 --> 00:54:29,145 - Mine? - Yeah. 989 00:54:29,215 --> 00:54:32,059 - And why would I want you? - I did right by you, Vee. 990 00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:35,105 - I gave you the 411. - I don't like snitches. 991 00:54:48,655 --> 00:54:52,137 Why are you always so quiet? 992 00:54:53,575 --> 00:54:57,296 Why do I always have to do all the talking? 993 00:55:19,055 --> 00:55:22,616 What the... fuck did I do? 994 00:55:22,695 --> 00:55:26,416 What did I do? 995 00:55:33,695 --> 00:55:37,541 I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm awake! 996 00:55:39,015 --> 00:55:41,382 I'm awake! I'm awake! 997 00:55:42,735 --> 00:55:44,260 No! Don't feed me! 998 00:55:46,775 --> 00:55:48,857 This is not right! It's not fair! 999 00:57:02,215 --> 00:57:10,215 Ripped By mstoll