1 00:01:11,095 --> 00:01:12,620 Mmm. 2 00:01:18,775 --> 00:01:20,140 Mmm. 3 00:01:26,015 --> 00:01:28,063 Oh, my God. 4 00:01:28,135 --> 00:01:30,536 Horrible, wasn't it? 5 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:33,141 The worst. 6 00:01:35,615 --> 00:01:37,265 You're really bad at that. 7 00:01:40,495 --> 00:01:41,826 Can I do you? 8 00:01:43,615 --> 00:01:45,617 You don't have to ask. 9 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:51,096 I've never- really- 10 00:01:54,655 --> 00:01:57,340 Gone down on a woman before? 11 00:01:57,855 --> 00:02:00,859 I mean, no. 12 00:02:02,535 --> 00:02:04,299 What kind of a lesbian are you? 13 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:06,776 The boob-touching kind. 14 00:02:06,895 --> 00:02:08,579 All right, well... 15 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:14,096 are you ready to take the plunge, so to speak? 16 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:15,859 Are you gonna coach me through it? 17 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,505 Yeah. 18 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,064 Shit. 19 00:02:23,135 --> 00:02:25,342 - Mmm. -Mmm. 20 00:02:26,535 --> 00:02:27,536 Mmm. 21 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:32,785 Shit. What time is it in Amsterdam? 22 00:02:32,855 --> 00:02:34,619 I have no idea. 23 00:02:34,695 --> 00:02:36,697 Okay, um, give me a second. 24 00:02:36,775 --> 00:02:38,459 I'm sorry. It's business. 25 00:02:38,535 --> 00:02:40,219 I'll be right back. 26 00:02:42,055 --> 00:02:43,580 Do you want a glass of water? 27 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:45,498 Is that a part of it? 28 00:02:46,655 --> 00:02:48,020 Hydration? 29 00:02:56,495 --> 00:02:59,180 What the- Alex! 30 00:03:04,255 --> 00:03:07,179 Jesus! What the fuck? Stop! Sylvie! 31 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,825 - Oh, my God. - Bitch! 32 00:03:08,895 --> 00:03:10,624 Stop it, Sylvie. Shit. 33 00:03:10,695 --> 00:03:12,459 Jesus. 34 00:03:12,535 --> 00:03:14,458 She- She attacked me. 35 00:03:14,535 --> 00:03:16,537 - Are you fucking kidding? - Stop. Piper- 36 00:03:16,615 --> 00:03:19,380 - She just broke in here. - I live here! 37 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:22,464 She does. 38 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:25,537 That's my girlfriend, you whore. 39 00:03:25,615 --> 00:03:26,855 No. 40 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:29,785 - Get her the fuck outta here. - Okay, I will. 41 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:33,786 - I'm gonna get her outta here, and then we're gonna talk. - I said, get her out now! 42 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:36,586 Sylvie. Come on, Sylvie. 43 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:38,780 Your girlfriend? 44 00:03:39,495 --> 00:03:41,304 It's complicated, Piper. 45 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,104 This is so fucked up. 46 00:03:43,175 --> 00:03:46,179 - I'm sorry. I should've said something. - You think? 47 00:03:46,255 --> 00:03:47,745 Are you hurt? Did she hurt you? 48 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:51,058 She punched me in the face. Yes, it hurts. Fuck. 49 00:03:51,135 --> 00:03:52,739 Where is my other shoe? 50 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:55,136 I just- I-I-I kept seeing you around... 51 00:03:55,255 --> 00:03:57,019 and, you know, I liked you. 52 00:03:57,095 --> 00:03:58,745 - And then when you called- - Okay, stop it. 53 00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:00,863 Please, don't. You're making it worse. 54 00:04:00,935 --> 00:04:02,619 Here. 55 00:04:02,695 --> 00:04:04,265 Did you find your other shoe? 56 00:04:04,335 --> 00:04:05,496 Forget it. 57 00:04:05,575 --> 00:04:08,340 Wait, you can't walk home without your shoes. 58 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,338 They're nice... shoes. 59 00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:15,024 They're from Marshalls. Fuck you. 60 00:04:15,095 --> 00:04:17,985 Movie night will be this Wednesday at 1900 hours. 61 00:04:18,055 --> 00:04:19,261 Strip. 62 00:04:19,335 --> 00:04:20,860 Good morning to you too. 63 00:04:20,935 --> 00:04:23,017 - Are you wearing perfume? - I am, in fact. 64 00:04:23,095 --> 00:04:26,577 I put on a little spritz right before I left the house. You have a good nose. 65 00:04:26,655 --> 00:04:29,465 I put almond extract behind my ears sometimes. 66 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:31,025 Makes me smell like a cookie. 67 00:04:31,095 --> 00:04:33,985 - Hmm. - Anyway, let's get to the squat and cough. 68 00:04:34,695 --> 00:04:35,935 Okay. 69 00:04:39,615 --> 00:04:42,824 Ladies, In-Out Program will begin in one hour. 70 00:04:42,895 --> 00:04:45,341 Well, well, there she is. 71 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,099 The prodigal daughter returns. 72 00:04:47,175 --> 00:04:51,146 Yep. It's not even 8:00 AM, and I've already been felt up three times. 73 00:04:51,215 --> 00:04:53,138 - How was it? - Not enough nipple play. 74 00:04:53,215 --> 00:04:57,265 Funny. So, you don't want to talk about it? 75 00:04:57,335 --> 00:04:59,303 I'm, uh, still processing, you know? 76 00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:02,538 Awkward conversations with old people, bad cheese plates... 77 00:05:02,655 --> 00:05:06,580 a funeral, a wedding, malt liquor. 78 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:08,862 A whole lifetime in 48 hours. 79 00:05:08,935 --> 00:05:10,460 You know what was so weird? 80 00:05:10,535 --> 00:05:12,902 Eating off of plates that weren't plastic. 81 00:05:12,975 --> 00:05:14,500 They felt so heavy. 82 00:05:15,855 --> 00:05:19,257 Did you, by any chance, have time? 83 00:05:23,255 --> 00:05:25,144 I did. 84 00:05:25,215 --> 00:05:26,546 I'm afraid to ask. 85 00:05:28,575 --> 00:05:31,306 It was great. It was really great. 86 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,503 And that is such a cute part of Queens. 87 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:35,896 - I've never spent much time there. - Did you go in? 88 00:05:36,455 --> 00:05:38,105 For a minute. 89 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:41,145 You know, it's doing really well. There was even a line. 90 00:05:41,215 --> 00:05:42,944 But you ordered something? 91 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:44,460 Yes. 92 00:05:44,535 --> 00:05:48,142 A, um, one of those- The sweet- 93 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,866 - Vatrushki. - Yes. 94 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:54,144 - I do them with peach puree in the summertime. - Delicious. 95 00:05:54,215 --> 00:05:57,139 It's such a beautiful place, Red. 96 00:05:57,215 --> 00:06:00,503 TB testing for high-risk inmates, 0730 hours. 97 00:06:00,575 --> 00:06:03,579 I can really see why you are so proud of it. 98 00:06:04,615 --> 00:06:06,379 Thank you, really. 99 00:06:06,455 --> 00:06:09,698 My boys had told me business was bad, and, you know... 100 00:06:09,775 --> 00:06:12,096 from in here, there's nothing I can do. 101 00:06:13,015 --> 00:06:15,256 Thank God they turned it around. 102 00:06:16,535 --> 00:06:18,742 So, how was it with Larry? 103 00:06:20,215 --> 00:06:24,265 Bizarre, sad, officially over... 104 00:06:24,335 --> 00:06:26,986 and he fucked someone else. 105 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:28,500 He told you this? 106 00:06:28,615 --> 00:06:33,303 In the middle of a drunken, grief-stricken sexual encounter. 107 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:35,264 But you know what the weirdest thing was? 108 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:38,145 I wasn't even mad at all. It kind of made sense. 109 00:06:38,215 --> 00:06:39,705 Tit for tat. 110 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:43,382 Or, well, tit for tit, as the case may be. 111 00:06:43,455 --> 00:06:48,256 Oh, honey. You're a bigger woman than I am. 112 00:06:48,335 --> 00:06:50,224 - Who was it? - I didn't want to know. 113 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:53,504 - Oh, bullshit. - No, really. I didn't want to know. 114 00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:58,502 He told me it was someone I-l know, and a name would just make it worse. 115 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:01,545 But you know who it probably was? Our neighbor, Natalie. 116 00:07:01,615 --> 00:07:03,617 She's a Bikram teacher. 117 00:07:03,735 --> 00:07:07,660 She's very touchy-feely. She's always offering us lots of free classes. 118 00:07:10,135 --> 00:07:12,741 But who cares? It doesn't matter anyway. 119 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:14,624 We broke up. 120 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:17,505 I'm the one who cheated first, right? 121 00:07:19,495 --> 00:07:21,543 Some mail came for you. 122 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:29,895 It's from Vause. 123 00:07:30,975 --> 00:07:34,218 And thank you for taking the time for me. 124 00:07:34,295 --> 00:07:38,664 You will be getting some very nice lip gloss. 125 00:07:39,115 --> 00:07:46,915 Ripped By mstoll 126 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:51,340 Don't forget, ladies, your usual meal is 1,500 calories. 127 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:53,656 Be aware of overeating. 128 00:07:58,215 --> 00:07:59,785 Any available officers... 129 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,017 to the admin building for prisoner transport. 130 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:04,382 There's two waffles on there. 131 00:08:13,295 --> 00:08:14,820 Thank you. 132 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:26,219 You got something to say to me? 133 00:08:26,295 --> 00:08:28,184 My girls need your seat. 134 00:08:28,255 --> 00:08:29,859 And when I'm done, they can have it. 135 00:08:46,095 --> 00:08:47,745 Done yet? 136 00:08:52,175 --> 00:08:55,065 You are a very rude woman. 137 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,785 Oh, you wound me. 138 00:08:59,015 --> 00:09:02,098 Yo, damn, Vee. Yo, we like ballers up in here. 139 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:05,099 What did I tell y'all? When you got something people want- 140 00:09:05,175 --> 00:09:08,338 Yo. This morning, Underbite Clementino... 141 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:12,101 was waiting for me in the bathroom to give me a back massage. 142 00:09:12,175 --> 00:09:13,745 - What? - A back massage. 143 00:09:13,815 --> 00:09:17,376 Like, I'm fucking Beyoncé in a yacht in Saint-Tropez, okay? 144 00:09:19,895 --> 00:09:23,536 Make it rain, bitches. 145 00:09:25,735 --> 00:09:28,420 Commissary queen in the hizzy. 146 00:09:30,055 --> 00:09:31,659 Fuck, this feels good. 147 00:09:31,735 --> 00:09:33,305 I cleaned Chang out. 148 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:36,458 “You take-a the everything. 149 00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:38,697 Nothing reft for the other lady.” 150 00:09:38,775 --> 00:09:42,177 Yo, didn't I tell you that Vee was gonna take care of us? 151 00:09:42,255 --> 00:09:45,065 - Mm-hmm. - System work you, you got to find a way to work the system. 152 00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:47,615 - Amen! - Hallelujah! 153 00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,546 Who cuts your hair? Danita? 154 00:09:52,615 --> 00:09:54,140 Hell no. 155 00:09:54,215 --> 00:09:56,616 I wouldn't let that butcher near me with a pair of scissors. 156 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,185 I do it myself. 157 00:09:58,255 --> 00:10:00,383 Don't look at the back. It's a mess. 158 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,577 What's the occasion? 159 00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:04,419 My son's coming to visit. 160 00:10:04,495 --> 00:10:07,021 Ah. Well, don't be upset if he doesn't notice. 161 00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:10,099 Boys are stupid. They never notice things like that. 162 00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:13,224 Michael hasn't seen me in a long time. 163 00:10:13,295 --> 00:10:14,785 He's never come before. 164 00:10:15,655 --> 00:10:16,986 Why not? 165 00:10:17,815 --> 00:10:19,579 He was pissed off... 166 00:10:19,655 --> 00:10:21,862 or ashamed or both. 167 00:10:23,695 --> 00:10:25,220 He turned me in. 168 00:10:27,175 --> 00:10:30,304 So you're strangling him at the beginning of the visit or at the end? 169 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:34,983 He was only 12... and angry. He's been through a lot. 170 00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:39,936 I'm gonna sit back, let him vent, you know, get it all out. 171 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,621 Well, if it were me, I'd kick him to death... 172 00:10:42,695 --> 00:10:45,301 but we all have our own way of parenting. 173 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:48,498 Gandhi did it to protest the caste system. 174 00:10:48,575 --> 00:10:50,816 It's the only way to make a real difference. 175 00:10:50,895 --> 00:10:55,378 You're wasting your breath. You're not gonna convince this crowd not to eat. 176 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,059 She's right. 177 00:10:57,175 --> 00:11:00,179 I mean, this oatmeal tastes like a bowl of chunky boogers... 178 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:03,145 but, fuck, if it isn't comforting to keep shoveling it in. 179 00:11:03,215 --> 00:11:06,822 So, I suppose you're all happy with the way things are going? 180 00:11:06,935 --> 00:11:09,939 You think the conditions in this prison are perfectly fine... 181 00:11:10,015 --> 00:11:14,782 that federal money should be spent on making women shower in feces-soaked stalls... 182 00:11:14,855 --> 00:11:17,381 and face physical abuse if they resist? 183 00:11:17,455 --> 00:11:19,856 Come on, Jane Fonda. Have a little bit of sausage. 184 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:21,983 Yeah, just a little bite. 185 00:11:22,055 --> 00:11:24,535 You look a bit pale. How many days has it been? 186 00:11:24,615 --> 00:11:27,095 Come on. Leave her alone. 187 00:11:27,175 --> 00:11:28,984 Sister? 188 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,944 I thought you, of all people, would support me. 189 00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:34,337 Oh, honey. It's not Guantanamo. 190 00:11:36,855 --> 00:11:38,539 Move over, Soso. 191 00:11:39,295 --> 00:11:42,424 Fine. I'll do it alone. 192 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:57,185 That is really disrespectful. 193 00:11:58,655 --> 00:12:01,261 How was furlough? Did you bring me back a T-shirt? 194 00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:07,218 Holy shit, dude. Wow. What's it say? 195 00:12:07,295 --> 00:12:09,138 Hey, let me guess. Oh. 196 00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:11,946 “Hey, girl. Uh, sorry I fucked you over in Chicago. 197 00:12:12,015 --> 00:12:14,495 It was for your own good. Let me lick your pussy.” 198 00:12:14,575 --> 00:12:19,024 Probably, but I don't know. I haven't read it. 199 00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:23,339 What? Man, that's some serious willpower right there. 200 00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,383 - Aren't you curious? - Of course I'm curious. 201 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,900 It's the first one I haven't thrown away. 202 00:12:27,015 --> 00:12:28,585 So, fucking read it already. 203 00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,464 - I'll do it. - No! No, no, no, no, no. 204 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,856 That is exactly what she wants. 205 00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:36,781 Yes, that is generally what people want when they send a piece of correspondence. 206 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,859 - What could she possibly say that I want to hear? - 207 00:12:39,935 --> 00:12:43,576 She's a liar. She's always been a liar, from the very beginning. 208 00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:46,306 Doesn't everyone lie to everyone? 209 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:51,621 She knows that if she keeps sending these, eventually I will crack... 210 00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:55,939 and then she'll apologize and she'll say all the right things, and fuck that. 211 00:12:56,015 --> 00:12:59,417 But you're not gonna throw it away either. You miss her. 212 00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:01,736 Of course I miss her. 213 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,102 I hate that she has this hold on me. 214 00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:05,904 I'm so sick of it. 215 00:13:07,415 --> 00:13:09,782 This oatmeal tastes like snot. 216 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,062 I'll take a sh-shot. 217 00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:16,460 It's all good. Okay, I got this one. 218 00:13:17,495 --> 00:13:19,736 Oh! That was terrible. 219 00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:23,496 Mmm. Whoo! 220 00:13:36,455 --> 00:13:38,344 Hey. 221 00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:41,856 Hey. 222 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:48,098 What are you doing here? 223 00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,496 Oh, I just, um- 224 00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:53,146 - I heard about the burlesque show. - Oh. 225 00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:55,343 - You? - My friend Rachel's in it. 226 00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:57,861 She does this routine with a Ray Romano puppet. 227 00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:00,379 It's surprisingly sexy. 228 00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:12,218 L-Look, I'm really sorry about that night, Piper. 229 00:14:12,295 --> 00:14:14,218 I'm not a shady person. 230 00:14:14,295 --> 00:14:16,059 Oh, come on. Don't worry about it. 231 00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:18,536 I mean, I've never been punched before. 232 00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:20,538 It was probably a good life experience. 233 00:14:24,615 --> 00:14:27,221 I meant it when I said that things were complicated. 234 00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:30,583 I'm new to this whole relationship thing, you know? 235 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:34,057 I don't- I don't know the rules. 236 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:37,303 That's the whole problem, isn't it? 237 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:40,896 Rules aren't any fun. 238 00:14:53,215 --> 00:14:56,219 Listen, I don't want to stand in the way of true love. 239 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,138 I mean, if that is your future wife out there... 240 00:14:58,215 --> 00:15:00,900 by all means, tell me to back off. 241 00:15:01,655 --> 00:15:03,305 But you pursued me... 242 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,616 and I liked it. 243 00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:09,302 I've- I've never felt- 244 00:15:11,095 --> 00:15:15,419 You know, I've never really thought of myself as a very sexual person, but... 245 00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:17,821 ever since- 246 00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:25,258 I want to taste what you taste like. 247 00:15:52,095 --> 00:15:55,463 What were they serving in there, Red? Humble pie? 248 00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:59,142 - Crow? Whipped old lady? - You been practicing those? 249 00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:02,219 High-horse hamburger? Egg on your face? 250 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,785 Did you eat your hat? 251 00:16:11,415 --> 00:16:12,940 - Hey, bud. - Hey. 252 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,256 How you doin'? 253 00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:19,056 Did you cry it out the other night after your little lady meltdown? 254 00:16:19,135 --> 00:16:21,979 Oh, come on, man. Relax. Shit, loosen up. 255 00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:25,377 It's like my mom used to say, “Wipe that puss off your face.” 256 00:16:25,455 --> 00:16:27,901 Course, that was before I learned I liked puss on my face. 257 00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:31,538 It's a new day, Benerino. 258 00:16:32,655 --> 00:16:35,579 What the fuck is this? 259 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:39,262 The Big House Bugle ? Clearly, you supported this prisoner propaganda. 260 00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,497 They did a nice cover story on me. 261 00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:45,102 And none of you morons caught on that the walrus in the comic is Healy? 262 00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:46,859 I thought it was pretty funny. 263 00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:51,497 And who do you think is the pig in high heels carrying around the bags of money? 264 00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:54,462 You got me there. 265 00:16:54,575 --> 00:16:56,737 Oh. 266 00:16:58,095 --> 00:16:59,665 Who's in charge of this garbage? 267 00:16:59,735 --> 00:17:02,545 That would be Chapman, Inmate-In-Chief. 268 00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:04,538 I don't want to see this shit again. 269 00:17:04,615 --> 00:17:08,301 You might want to reconsider. You can use all of the journalistic spin you can get. 270 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:13,666 - Why? - Your favorite rapist guard has exceeded all expectations. 271 00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,385 The Diaz girl is pregnant. 272 00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,026 - Are you sure? - Tested her this morning. 273 00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:20,506 Jesus. 274 00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,782 Big, bad baby daddy. 275 00:17:22,895 --> 00:17:25,057 And you brought him back. 276 00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:27,376 Fuck me. I gotta get out in front of this. 277 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:30,743 Mendez can't know anything until I frame the whole thing. 278 00:17:30,815 --> 00:17:32,340 You're keeping him at work? 279 00:17:32,415 --> 00:17:36,181 Just until I get my ducks in a row. This thing has to be handled right. 280 00:17:37,935 --> 00:17:40,256 You want me to keep this under wraps... 281 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,576 you're gonna have to do something for me. 282 00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:43,656 What? 283 00:17:43,735 --> 00:17:46,022 When it's time... 284 00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:47,779 I get to fire the bastard. 285 00:17:49,095 --> 00:17:50,460 Fine. 286 00:17:52,615 --> 00:17:55,300 - So, why a Russian? - I don't know. 287 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,106 I just, uh, did some online research... 288 00:17:58,175 --> 00:18:03,215 and I found that the top-rated mail-order sites were either Eastern Europeans or Orientals. 289 00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:08,096 So, I figured there'd be less cultural barriers with the Russians. 290 00:18:08,175 --> 00:18:11,384 And there was money exchanged? 291 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:13,344 I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with- 292 00:18:13,415 --> 00:18:15,656 You know, I-I don't need your judgment, okay? 293 00:18:15,735 --> 00:18:19,376 'Cause from the looks of it, you know, I'm guessing your love life isn't so hot either. 294 00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:23,221 Perhaps you're projecting your experiences onto me, Sam. 295 00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:25,218 Oh, let's cut the fuckin' psychobabble, okay? 296 00:18:25,295 --> 00:18:27,901 I have a wife that I paid for. So fuckin' what? 297 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:30,740 I don't need you goin' around throwin' out these textbook terms... 298 00:18:30,815 --> 00:18:32,658 like some condescending know-it-all. 299 00:18:32,735 --> 00:18:36,820 This is what I do for a living too. I'm a counselor. 300 00:18:37,655 --> 00:18:39,384 Why did you come here? 301 00:18:39,455 --> 00:18:41,742 You know, I don't fucking know why I came here. 302 00:18:41,815 --> 00:18:44,102 Because I don't need your fuckin' help. 303 00:18:44,175 --> 00:18:46,223 Because I'm the one that's helpin' people. 304 00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:48,218 All day long. 305 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,820 Do you? 306 00:18:50,935 --> 00:18:53,586 Do you really help people? 307 00:18:53,695 --> 00:18:55,697 You bet your ass I do. 308 00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,105 Man, these tracks itchin' somethin' fierce. 309 00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:03,179 I got to get these to Vee so she can get 'em out to her people. 310 00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:05,906 Yo, how many stamps you need to send stamps? 311 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,704 Yo, you got a second? 312 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:12,140 I know y'all are dealing. 313 00:19:12,255 --> 00:19:13,780 Yeah, so? 314 00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,664 So, you lied to me, T. 315 00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:18,818 - Like you never sold drugs. - I sold weed, not real shit. 316 00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:21,501 Real enough to get your ass locked in here. 317 00:19:21,575 --> 00:19:23,862 So don't be acting all high siddity. 318 00:19:23,975 --> 00:19:29,106 In case you ain't notice, this place is full of criminals... 319 00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:30,984 and we're two of 'em. 320 00:19:31,055 --> 00:19:33,422 Three, if you include cuckoo over here. 321 00:19:33,495 --> 00:19:36,499 Yo. We's gettin' paid, man. 322 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,545 Our crew rules. Fuck the police. 323 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,180 What? Now you all gangster? 324 00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:43,542 Man, y'all are fuckin' brainwashed. 325 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,185 You're jealous. 326 00:19:45,255 --> 00:19:49,180 Jealous of what? You acting like a hood rat corner kid? 327 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,145 You don't know where I come from. 328 00:19:52,215 --> 00:19:54,343 I ain't have no daddy in the army... 329 00:19:54,415 --> 00:19:59,865 parents lookin' out for me, and a fuckin' winter coat, you bougie bitch. 330 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:02,984 So don't pretend like you know me or my people. 331 00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:05,097 Thought you wanted to be better than that. 332 00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:10,096 Get the fuck outta my bunk. 333 00:20:11,695 --> 00:20:15,063 Yo! It's a sweep. They sweepin'! 334 00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:20,224 Inmates! Outside your bunks now! 335 00:20:20,295 --> 00:20:22,662 Don't move a muscle. 336 00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:26,535 I see you swallow anything or tuck anything away, your ass goes to the box. 337 00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:36,503 Aaah! I think I did the left side too much, right? The arch is too high? 338 00:20:36,575 --> 00:20:39,055 Eh, it kind of looks like you're really skeptical about everything. 339 00:20:39,175 --> 00:20:40,665 I think the leery look is hot. 340 00:20:40,735 --> 00:20:42,737 - “A” Dorm! - Fuck! 341 00:20:42,815 --> 00:20:44,977 - Sweep time! - They're gonna take my lipstick. 342 00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,257 Sweep time, ladies. 343 00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:48,461 Fuck. 344 00:20:51,975 --> 00:20:54,023 Shit. 345 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,104 Inmate, outside. 346 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:10,063 Illegal foodstuffs. That's a shot. 347 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:14,379 Nail polish. Sharp tweezers. There goes your phone time, inmate. 348 00:21:20,415 --> 00:21:24,215 Jackpot! I doubt these are super-absorbent, huh? 349 00:21:24,295 --> 00:21:26,536 Whose bunk is this? Watson. 350 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,339 How much these little rollies goin' for, huh? 351 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,180 - Got yourself a little business? - No, sir. 352 00:21:33,255 --> 00:21:35,383 Don't you “No, sir” me! 353 00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,822 You start marchin' your pretty black ass to the SHU! 354 00:21:37,895 --> 00:21:39,863 I know how much you love it in there! 355 00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:41,380 Move! 356 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,459 I'll take that. 357 00:21:52,535 --> 00:21:55,459 Reminder, ladies, possession of a uniform... 358 00:21:55,535 --> 00:21:59,426 that is not your own is a violation of code 296. 359 00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:05,502 Aw. You have my card. 360 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,459 Kids are cute, right? 361 00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:10,741 Hmph. 362 00:22:10,815 --> 00:22:12,624 It was between this or some cats that said... 363 00:22:12,695 --> 00:22:14,379 “You're purr-fect.” 364 00:22:16,255 --> 00:22:17,825 Yep. 365 00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:21,421 I made the right choice. 366 00:22:27,375 --> 00:22:31,585 You look so different. Softer somehow, in a good way. 367 00:22:42,575 --> 00:22:45,181 I'm gonna let you keep that. 368 00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:53,260 Clear! 369 00:22:56,495 --> 00:22:58,065 Jesus, what a haul. 370 00:22:58,135 --> 00:23:01,184 I'm takin' this home after I rip it open and check for drugs. 371 00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,144 It's adorable. 372 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,502 Look at all this stuff. There's some serious open channels here. 373 00:23:05,575 --> 00:23:07,782 - Here, smell this, would ya? - Whoa. 374 00:23:07,855 --> 00:23:09,857 That's awful. Smell it. 375 00:23:09,935 --> 00:23:12,825 - Oh, it smells like poo. - Yeah, it all smells like poo. 376 00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:14,385 You know what that means? 377 00:23:14,495 --> 00:23:16,623 It's all comin' in through the rectal pipeline. 378 00:23:18,055 --> 00:23:22,060 Someone has been slackin' with the squat and cough. 379 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:25,776 You know what this means? It's not enough to look. We got to start probin'. 380 00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:27,380 We can't touch 'em. It's illegal. 381 00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:29,662 - I'm not sticking my arm up there. - What about a finger? 382 00:23:29,735 --> 00:23:33,103 What's wrong with that? A finger's nice once in a while. 383 00:23:33,175 --> 00:23:35,542 Visual inspections only. 384 00:23:35,615 --> 00:23:37,344 Tiny little finger? 385 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:42,057 Come on. I don't know about you all, but I'm ready to be the hero. 386 00:23:42,135 --> 00:23:43,625 Nothing's gettin' past me. 387 00:23:43,735 --> 00:23:46,500 You didn't see what you thought you saw, end of story. 388 00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:49,101 - What was it then? - Oh, Jesus, really? 389 00:23:49,175 --> 00:23:50,825 Look, I'm not gonna leave you alone. 390 00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:53,023 I am not doing anything. 391 00:23:53,095 --> 00:23:54,745 Do you want to join me in the bathroom? 392 00:23:54,815 --> 00:23:56,579 'Cause that's where I'm headed, to take a dump. 393 00:23:56,655 --> 00:23:58,657 Come on. You can hand me neatly folded squares of paper... 394 00:23:58,735 --> 00:24:01,261 like you're the groom of the stool and I'm Henry the Eighth. 395 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:10,738 How would you rate your state of mind today? 396 00:24:10,815 --> 00:24:12,305 A four. 397 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:14,298 You having any angry thoughts? 398 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,343 They coming up regularly for you? 399 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:21,103 Are you having angry thoughts that are comin' up regularly? 400 00:24:21,175 --> 00:24:24,543 - That's projection. - What does that mean? 401 00:24:24,615 --> 00:24:27,221 You have any idea what I do for a livin', what my job is? 402 00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:28,945 Of course I do. 403 00:24:29,015 --> 00:24:32,656 You- You fill out the paperworks for the ladies that get shots. 404 00:24:35,095 --> 00:24:37,666 I provide guidance. 405 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:39,817 I counsel people with their problems. 406 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,863 Oh. 407 00:24:42,935 --> 00:24:45,779 I'm thinking about starting a support group. 408 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,142 It's a therapy thing. 409 00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:50,622 I think the women here could really use it. 410 00:24:50,695 --> 00:24:53,778 There's some angry bitches around here. 411 00:24:53,855 --> 00:24:57,416 But you know that ain't nobody gonna do nothin' without gettin' somethin' from it. 412 00:24:57,495 --> 00:25:02,262 They will be getting something. Help with their problems. 413 00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:06,897 No, I'm talkin' about, like, free doughnuts or days off work. 414 00:25:06,975 --> 00:25:10,024 I've, uh, printed out some flyers. 415 00:25:11,495 --> 00:25:13,224 I'd like you to distribute them. 416 00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:17,502 All right, Mr. Healy, but I'm tellin' you... 417 00:25:17,575 --> 00:25:19,623 no one's gonna come on their own. 418 00:25:19,695 --> 00:25:21,777 You're underestimating them. 419 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,860 These women have been through a lot. They'll come. 420 00:25:36,895 --> 00:25:39,899 Didn't realize y'all had such literary interests. 421 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:42,621 Yeah, well, we were hopin' you could make a few suggestions... 422 00:25:42,695 --> 00:25:45,904 'cause from what I hear, you're quite the little critic. 423 00:25:45,975 --> 00:25:47,465 Yeah, I got some thoughts. 424 00:25:47,535 --> 00:25:49,264 - Yeah? - And some questions. 425 00:25:49,335 --> 00:25:51,815 Like why you let my girl Janae get dragged off to Seg? 426 00:25:51,895 --> 00:25:55,138 Well, she knew better than to keep contraband in her bunk. 427 00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:59,015 I guess she got a lot of alone time now to think about it. 428 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:02,065 She'll be fine, so long as she thinks and doesn't speak. 429 00:26:06,455 --> 00:26:07,980 You in or out? 430 00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:10,456 The library's prime real estate for us. 431 00:26:11,775 --> 00:26:14,460 Look, you got your spot. Deal out of there. 432 00:26:14,535 --> 00:26:17,823 There's no reason for the inmates to flow through the warehouse. 433 00:26:17,895 --> 00:26:19,738 There's no excuse to browse. 434 00:26:19,815 --> 00:26:21,658 Plus, the hacks got a taste of blood. 435 00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:24,215 It's only a matter of time before they sweep all the work sites. 436 00:26:24,295 --> 00:26:27,344 I ain't no corner girl. 437 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:31,176 I like this spot. 438 00:26:32,575 --> 00:26:36,546 So, you either get your ass in line or request a transfer. 439 00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:38,862 I hear electrical is looking. 440 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,822 You feel me? 441 00:26:43,015 --> 00:26:45,621 I ain't goin' nowhere. 442 00:26:45,695 --> 00:26:47,379 You feel me? 443 00:26:55,295 --> 00:26:57,582 Miss Diaz, we just need verbal confirmation... 444 00:26:57,655 --> 00:27:00,659 that Officer Mendez forced himself on you. 445 00:27:00,735 --> 00:27:02,624 - Can you provide that? - Didn't you see it? 446 00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:09,062 This is for our paperwork. 447 00:27:09,135 --> 00:27:12,617 Joe, I think Miss Diaz would be more comfortable if you weren't in the room. 448 00:27:26,015 --> 00:27:28,700 Look, there are laws in place... 449 00:27:28,775 --> 00:27:32,222 which criminalize sex between prisoners and prison staff... 450 00:27:32,335 --> 00:27:35,623 which means that employees who engage in sexual misconduct... 451 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:38,699 cannot claim consent as a defense. 452 00:27:38,775 --> 00:27:43,258 So, officially, it's a rape, yes, and we're all gonna call it that. 453 00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:47,226 But I need to know, girl-to-girl, was it consensual? 454 00:27:49,455 --> 00:27:52,459 Listen, I get it. You're lonely. You want to flirt a little. 455 00:27:52,535 --> 00:27:54,537 Attention from a guard makes you feel special. 456 00:27:54,615 --> 00:27:57,983 I mean, those uniforms alone can be a real turn-on, right? 457 00:27:58,055 --> 00:28:02,424 So, just between us, I need to know if you encouraged him. 458 00:28:05,535 --> 00:28:08,505 - Yes. - I thought as much. 459 00:28:10,095 --> 00:28:13,065 Well, you've created quite a headache for me, young lady. 460 00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:17,026 Now, not only am I responsible for you but for your little spawn of the system. 461 00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:21,703 So do me a favor, sweetheart. From now on, keep your legs closed. 462 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:27,420 Congratulations. You've officially destroyed a man's life. 463 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:33,863 No. You gotta tell her that if the bank is closed on Sunday... 464 00:28:33,935 --> 00:28:36,541 that there's no fucking late fee if you pay her Monday morning. 465 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:38,777 - That shit's not right. - I did. 466 00:28:38,855 --> 00:28:41,096 - And she's still tryin' to charge you? - Mm-hmm. 467 00:28:41,175 --> 00:28:43,940 Okay. So, here's what you got to do. 468 00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:48,703 You get a baseball bat- the wood kind, not the fucking metal kind- 469 00:28:48,775 --> 00:28:51,255 and a big trash bag... 470 00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,504 the black kind, not the see-through kind. 471 00:28:54,575 --> 00:28:57,419 Michael. You look all grown-up. 472 00:28:57,495 --> 00:28:59,543 You must have grown, like, four inches. 473 00:28:59,615 --> 00:29:01,140 It's Mike now. 474 00:29:01,935 --> 00:29:03,141 Ah. 475 00:29:04,455 --> 00:29:06,378 Now take a look at his feet. 476 00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:10,824 I told him he's as tall layin' down as he is standin' up. 477 00:29:12,895 --> 00:29:16,138 Anything you want to say to me... 478 00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:20,499 you can say it, okay? 479 00:29:25,655 --> 00:29:28,226 Well, you know, maybe we should play a game. 480 00:29:28,295 --> 00:29:29,820 Hmm? 481 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:33,502 They got a deck of cards over there by the kids' stuff. Huh? 482 00:29:37,415 --> 00:29:40,578 When in the visitation room, you're allowed two hugs- 483 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,817 one on arrival and one on departure. 484 00:29:42,895 --> 00:29:45,580 Well, they still haven't fixed the, uh, bathrooms... 485 00:29:45,655 --> 00:29:47,862 and they were supposed to put in a retaining wall by the lake... 486 00:29:47,935 --> 00:29:49,585 but there's just a couple of sandbags. 487 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:53,455 I ran the name FCP, and it doesn't exist. No trace of the company. 488 00:29:53,535 --> 00:29:56,061 - You sure that's the name you saw on the truck? - I'm positive. 489 00:29:56,135 --> 00:30:00,618 Well, my guess is that the prison is giving inflated contracts to companies... 490 00:30:00,735 --> 00:30:03,022 that are either shells or subsidiaries of Fitzcore... 491 00:30:03,095 --> 00:30:06,702 and Fitzcore is paying kickbacks into the Jason Figueroa campaign. 492 00:30:06,775 --> 00:30:10,985 What I need are invoices so I can see who's getting paid. 493 00:30:12,535 --> 00:30:14,424 Right. 494 00:30:14,495 --> 00:30:16,099 Well- 495 00:30:16,175 --> 00:30:19,736 What about photos of all the unfinished work? If I could get you a camera- 496 00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:22,466 No, why don't you get me an iPhone... 497 00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:25,141 so then I can take pictures and play Candy Crush? 498 00:30:25,215 --> 00:30:26,705 Are you insane? 499 00:30:26,775 --> 00:30:30,461 I told you before, I'm not risking my freedom for your fucking byline. 500 00:30:30,535 --> 00:30:32,378 Piper, this woman is a criminal. 501 00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,344 Yeah, well, so am I. 502 00:30:35,695 --> 00:30:38,539 - Collectin' twos? - Nope. 503 00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:43,177 Better for me. 504 00:30:44,775 --> 00:30:46,903 You sure about that? 505 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:51,343 Hoo-hoo! 506 00:30:51,415 --> 00:30:52,940 You're kickin' my ass here. 507 00:30:53,015 --> 00:30:55,416 Yep. My turn to deal? 508 00:31:02,375 --> 00:31:03,900 Thank you. 509 00:31:05,415 --> 00:31:07,941 Mr. Nance. What brings you here? 510 00:31:08,015 --> 00:31:10,780 Miss Figueroa. Uh, how are you? 511 00:31:10,855 --> 00:31:13,301 Better once I know what the fuck you're doing in my prison. 512 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:16,060 - I was... visiting a friend. - And what friend might that be? 513 00:31:16,135 --> 00:31:19,184 - You know, I've called your office a bunch of times. - Have you? 514 00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:22,418 I can find out whose list you're on in five seconds flat... 515 00:31:22,495 --> 00:31:24,896 so there's no need to play games here. 516 00:31:24,975 --> 00:31:26,977 Piper Chapman. 517 00:31:27,055 --> 00:31:29,262 Piper Chapman. And how do you know Piper Chapman? 518 00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:31,906 We have... mutual friends. 519 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:33,943 Hmm. 520 00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:50,498 You seein' this shit? I mean, it's like she's got a fuckin' hit out on me. 521 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:55,342 I think she wants some of those cheesy puffs you got. Maybe just give her a few. 522 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:58,703 Oh, yeah. That must be it. She's after my puffs. 523 00:31:58,775 --> 00:32:01,381 - Hmm. - Morello, you have a visitor. 524 00:32:01,455 --> 00:32:03,457 Report to visitation, Morello. 525 00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:05,424 That's you, kid. 526 00:32:07,215 --> 00:32:10,264 I'm not expecting anybody. Maybe it's my sister. 527 00:32:10,335 --> 00:32:12,702 Geez, I hope there's nothing wrong. How do I look? 528 00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:15,500 - Fuckin' hot. - All right. 529 00:32:19,895 --> 00:32:21,897 Stop! 530 00:32:21,975 --> 00:32:24,137 Man, at least get in here where I can see you. 531 00:32:26,295 --> 00:32:28,104 How much longer is this shit gonna go on for? 532 00:32:28,215 --> 00:32:31,662 - You need to take it to Red. - I don't know what you're talkin' about. 533 00:32:34,855 --> 00:32:38,416 You really think I'm gonna throw away two years of sobriety for one little high? 534 00:32:38,495 --> 00:32:41,226 I saw Tricia get wheeled outta here in a body bag. 535 00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:43,423 How stupid do you think I am? 536 00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:51,983 Any available officers to the front gate for transfer. 537 00:32:59,415 --> 00:33:02,021 - Well, hello. I- - Don't you fuckin' touch me. 538 00:33:03,975 --> 00:33:05,306 Sit down. 539 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:07,855 Available officers to the admin building... 540 00:33:07,935 --> 00:33:09,858 for prisoner transport. 541 00:33:09,935 --> 00:33:11,903 It's nice to see you. 542 00:33:11,975 --> 00:33:14,216 - I-I like your sweater. - Listen to me. 543 00:33:14,295 --> 00:33:16,024 I know you broke into my house. 544 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:18,177 I don't know how you did it, but you did. 545 00:33:18,255 --> 00:33:20,337 Now, the cops don't believe me, but I know it was you. 546 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:22,258 I don't understand. Why did you come here? 547 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:24,736 Because I wanna hear you say it. Tell me it was you. 548 00:33:24,855 --> 00:33:27,062 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 549 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:32,062 So, clearly your time in prison has done nothing to bring you back into reality, you psycho. 550 00:33:33,215 --> 00:33:34,705 I swear to God... 551 00:33:34,775 --> 00:33:39,497 if you come near me or my family or my wife again, ever... 552 00:33:39,575 --> 00:33:41,862 I will kill you with my bare fucking hands. 553 00:33:41,935 --> 00:33:44,700 I will choke you until you are dead. 554 00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:46,584 Could you keep your voice down just a little? 555 00:33:46,655 --> 00:33:48,657 You- Are you- Why? 556 00:33:48,735 --> 00:33:51,420 You want me to keep my voice down so your criminal friends in here... 557 00:33:51,495 --> 00:33:54,260 won't know that you're a mental case who broke outta prison to stalk me? 558 00:33:56,295 --> 00:33:57,785 Is that him? 559 00:34:00,095 --> 00:34:02,097 What is that? 560 00:34:02,175 --> 00:34:04,860 Are you trying to keep up this lunatic charade... 561 00:34:04,935 --> 00:34:07,541 - pretend that I'm your boyfriend? - No. 562 00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:14,056 I don't know this woman, okay? 563 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,661 We went on one date. One. 564 00:34:16,735 --> 00:34:18,180 She's a fucking stalker. 565 00:34:18,255 --> 00:34:20,735 Sir, you need to leave now. 566 00:34:20,815 --> 00:34:22,624 She's fuckin' dangerous, okay? 567 00:34:22,695 --> 00:34:24,504 - Leave now. - She- 568 00:34:24,575 --> 00:34:26,896 You know she broke outta here, right? 569 00:34:26,975 --> 00:34:29,945 - She's a psycho bitch. - Sorry. 570 00:34:30,015 --> 00:34:33,622 - Come on. - Hey, man, I'm not the criminal here, okay? 571 00:34:46,855 --> 00:34:48,345 Shh. 572 00:34:51,295 --> 00:34:55,016 I'm crazy. I'm a crazy person. 573 00:34:55,095 --> 00:34:58,383 There is somethin' really wrong with me. 574 00:34:58,455 --> 00:35:01,584 There's somethin' wrong with all of us. Otherwise, we wouldn't be in here. 575 00:35:01,655 --> 00:35:05,455 No. I did something bad. 576 00:35:05,535 --> 00:35:07,060 Really bad. 577 00:35:07,135 --> 00:35:10,184 When I was supposed to be at the hospital... 578 00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:15,096 I stole the van, and I went to his house in Albany. 579 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,180 Are you serious? 580 00:35:19,135 --> 00:35:21,741 Do you know what could have happened if you got caught? 581 00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,944 I think they charge you with felony escape- triple your sentence. 582 00:35:25,015 --> 00:35:27,586 I know. Believe me, I know. 583 00:35:27,655 --> 00:35:31,341 Well, don't fuckin' do that again, you maniac. 584 00:35:31,415 --> 00:35:33,224 Seriously. 585 00:35:33,295 --> 00:35:35,980 It's a miracle that you-you didn't get caught. 586 00:35:36,055 --> 00:35:39,502 I just wanted to see him. 587 00:35:41,015 --> 00:35:46,226 But he's so mean. I mean, he's really mean. 588 00:35:46,295 --> 00:35:49,139 He's not the man that I thought he was. 589 00:35:50,575 --> 00:35:52,418 Do you hate me? 590 00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:54,338 No, I don't hate you. 591 00:35:54,415 --> 00:35:55,940 Really? 592 00:35:56,015 --> 00:36:00,703 But it's getting clearer every second that you're totally batshit crazy. 593 00:36:00,775 --> 00:36:03,745 But you're a beautiful, sweet girl. 594 00:36:03,815 --> 00:36:06,785 Fuck this guy. 595 00:36:06,855 --> 00:36:09,426 So many people are gonna love you. 596 00:36:09,495 --> 00:36:11,304 No. No. 597 00:36:11,375 --> 00:36:13,423 Nobody's gonna love me. 598 00:36:15,095 --> 00:36:17,177 I do. 599 00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:24,058 Come here. 600 00:36:30,735 --> 00:36:33,056 Hi. Larry, it's me. 601 00:36:33,135 --> 00:36:37,504 Listen, I know that I said I didn't want to know who it was- and I didn't- 602 00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:41,899 but being in here, it just has a way of making you obsess... 603 00:36:41,975 --> 00:36:46,503 and feel a little crazy-jealous. 604 00:36:46,575 --> 00:36:50,375 So, I know this is totally unfair, but it's how I feel. 605 00:36:50,455 --> 00:36:52,662 So, I just think it would be better if I knew- 606 00:36:52,735 --> 00:36:56,182 if I just knew who it was, and then I could stop guessing. 607 00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,338 Your phone time is up. 608 00:36:59,415 --> 00:37:01,099 I- I'm just- 609 00:37:03,615 --> 00:37:05,583 Um, bye. 610 00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:07,305 That's right. 611 00:37:08,615 --> 00:37:10,140 Your attention, please. 612 00:37:10,215 --> 00:37:13,059 - Move along. - I was done anyway. 613 00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:18,342 I'm not gay. I'm not. 614 00:37:18,415 --> 00:37:21,817 I'm just experimenting. I don't know. 615 00:37:21,895 --> 00:37:24,865 Maybe all of the guys that I've been with so far... 616 00:37:24,935 --> 00:37:28,985 have just been really bad in bed, but I'm telling you... 617 00:37:29,055 --> 00:37:33,458 it's like I just discovered what sex is supposed to be. 618 00:37:33,535 --> 00:37:36,584 - But she has a girlfriend? - Mmm, she had a girlfriend. 619 00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:39,261 They were having problems. It's over. 620 00:37:39,335 --> 00:37:41,337 - For sure? - Yeah. 621 00:37:41,415 --> 00:37:43,736 I don't know, Piper. 622 00:37:46,815 --> 00:37:48,624 Who is that? 623 00:37:56,495 --> 00:37:58,782 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 624 00:37:58,855 --> 00:38:00,380 There's shit in that bag! 625 00:38:00,455 --> 00:38:02,617 You fell for that? That's, like, the oldest trick in the book. 626 00:38:02,695 --> 00:38:04,424 What is the oldest trick in the book, poop? 627 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,896 In a bag? On fire? 628 00:38:06,975 --> 00:38:08,864 Yes. My brother and his friends used to do it. 629 00:38:08,935 --> 00:38:10,744 It's so fucking stupid. It's a prank. 630 00:38:10,815 --> 00:38:12,101 Oh. 631 00:38:12,175 --> 00:38:13,336 Ugh. 632 00:38:13,415 --> 00:38:16,100 Oh, my God. It's her. 633 00:38:16,175 --> 00:38:18,496 - Who? - Sylvia. Alex's ex. 634 00:38:18,575 --> 00:38:20,577 - Really? - Yeah, she's fucking crazy. 635 00:38:20,655 --> 00:38:24,262 She attacked me. This- This is her. I know it. 636 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,986 Do you think it's human shit? 637 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:30,025 No, I mean, this is- this is dog shit, right? 638 00:38:30,095 --> 00:38:33,065 I mean, if she's really as crazy as you say. 639 00:38:33,135 --> 00:38:36,423 You don't think that she squatted and pooped in a bag, do you? 640 00:38:37,935 --> 00:38:39,664 Well, she did get her point across. 641 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:41,419 I'll give her that much. 642 00:38:41,495 --> 00:38:44,260 Lesbians are insane. 643 00:38:44,335 --> 00:38:47,225 I can't believe she said that to you. The fuckin' nerve. Jesus. 644 00:38:47,295 --> 00:38:50,822 She was right. I seduced him. We set him up. 645 00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,023 Yeah, but she doesn't know that. 646 00:38:53,095 --> 00:38:56,497 - It's wrong. He's goin' to jail, John. - What is the alternative? 647 00:38:56,575 --> 00:38:59,977 You want me to stand up and shout, “Hey, everyone, that's my baby in there”? 648 00:39:00,055 --> 00:39:02,501 In my neighborhood, real men stand up and claim their kids. 649 00:39:02,575 --> 00:39:04,225 We're not in your neighborhood, are we? 650 00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:06,218 What the fuck do you want from me, Daya? 651 00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:08,502 Stand up and tell the world that you love me. 652 00:39:08,615 --> 00:39:11,505 That is insane. They would cart me off in front of the local news. 653 00:39:11,575 --> 00:39:14,101 - Is that what you want? - No. Yes. 654 00:39:14,175 --> 00:39:16,940 I don't know what I want. It just feels really bad. 655 00:39:17,015 --> 00:39:19,256 Daya, I would go to jail. 656 00:39:20,535 --> 00:39:22,299 Well, then at least we'll be even. 657 00:39:48,775 --> 00:39:53,019 If you're here to mock me, I don't have the energy to argue. 658 00:39:53,095 --> 00:39:54,824 Everything hurts. 659 00:39:54,895 --> 00:39:56,818 I'm not here to make fun of you. 660 00:39:57,735 --> 00:39:58,896 Really? 661 00:40:00,095 --> 00:40:04,657 I watched a friend get taken to the SHU yesterday. 662 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,022 That's the second time she's been in there... 663 00:40:07,095 --> 00:40:09,336 and the first time was rough. 664 00:40:09,415 --> 00:40:11,463 I'm sick and tired of the guards... 665 00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:15,506 using solitary like it's some kind of toddler time-out. 666 00:40:16,855 --> 00:40:19,779 These are not violent offenders. 667 00:40:21,135 --> 00:40:24,981 It's inhumane, and it's torture. 668 00:40:26,775 --> 00:40:31,303 I think what you're doing is very, very brave. 669 00:40:34,055 --> 00:40:36,820 You are a true activist. 670 00:40:53,335 --> 00:40:56,544 - Did you hand out all the flyers I gave you? - Of course I did. 671 00:40:56,615 --> 00:40:57,776 Yes, sir. 672 00:40:59,135 --> 00:41:01,945 - But I really don't think anybody's co- - I know, Doggett. 673 00:41:02,015 --> 00:41:03,665 I got it. 674 00:41:03,735 --> 00:41:06,739 Recreation sign-up is now full. 675 00:41:06,815 --> 00:41:09,056 - Hey, Pol. - Hi. 676 00:41:09,135 --> 00:41:11,103 - Oh, my gosh. You're so skinny. - Oh. 677 00:41:11,175 --> 00:41:13,462 Your big pregnancy ass is gone. 678 00:41:13,575 --> 00:41:15,862 I know. 679 00:41:16,895 --> 00:41:19,626 I am so sorry it's been so long... 680 00:41:19,695 --> 00:41:22,221 and, Pipe, I'm sorry about Celeste. 681 00:41:22,295 --> 00:41:24,218 I should've been at the funeral. 682 00:41:24,335 --> 00:41:28,260 I just- I'm not making that much milk, and pumping is really hard. 683 00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:31,703 - Larry says you've been lost in the baby fog. - I feel horrible. 684 00:41:31,775 --> 00:41:33,823 You lost someone. I should've been there for you. 685 00:41:33,895 --> 00:41:36,899 I'm so, so sorry. It was really shitty of me. 686 00:41:37,015 --> 00:41:39,063 - Stop. It's fine. - It's not. It's not fine. 687 00:41:39,135 --> 00:41:40,785 You needed me, and I wasn't there. 688 00:41:40,855 --> 00:41:42,778 I've been a really bad friend, like, the worst. 689 00:41:42,895 --> 00:41:46,536 You don't deserve that. You don't deserve any of this. 690 00:41:49,015 --> 00:41:50,460 How is mommy life? 691 00:41:50,535 --> 00:41:53,186 Hard. It's so much harder than anyone tells you. 692 00:41:53,255 --> 00:41:55,940 I feel like I've lost my mind. I'm not myself. 693 00:41:56,015 --> 00:41:57,665 - Is Pete being good? - Pete took off to Alaska. 694 00:41:57,735 --> 00:42:00,136 It was weird and totally horrible of him. 695 00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:02,456 Have you seen Larry a lot? 696 00:42:02,535 --> 00:42:04,583 No. Why, did he tell you that? 697 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:06,817 I-I mean, just when Pete was gone. 698 00:42:06,895 --> 00:42:09,182 - He helped me a lot with Finn. - Oh. 699 00:42:09,295 --> 00:42:11,343 Are-Are you guys still talking a lot? 700 00:42:11,415 --> 00:42:13,736 Well, we just spent the past 48 hours together. 701 00:42:14,895 --> 00:42:16,863 How did that go? 702 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:22,339 We had sex. Well, we started to, at my grandmother's wake. 703 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:25,339 - Really? - Does that surprise you? 704 00:42:25,415 --> 00:42:28,658 Uh, well, yeah. I-I thought you ended things. 705 00:42:28,775 --> 00:42:31,221 He was my fiancé, Polly. There's still a lot of love there. 706 00:42:31,295 --> 00:42:33,263 Of course. 707 00:42:34,215 --> 00:42:36,343 He slept with someone else. 708 00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:37,940 Really? 709 00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:42,065 - Did he tell you that? - No. Why would he tell me that? 710 00:42:42,135 --> 00:42:46,936 You two have been talking, you're close, he's been helping you with Finn- 711 00:42:47,015 --> 00:42:48,619 Oh, we're not that close. 712 00:42:51,415 --> 00:42:54,419 Um, what did he tell you? 713 00:42:57,815 --> 00:42:59,897 That it was someone I know. 714 00:43:03,975 --> 00:43:06,296 I think he was feeling pretty guilty. 715 00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:10,505 He probably felt like it was a mistake. 716 00:43:12,775 --> 00:43:14,265 He doesn't want to hurt you. 717 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,218 I'm sure that he doesn't. 718 00:43:18,815 --> 00:43:20,704 Do you think she's gonna murder me? 719 00:43:20,775 --> 00:43:23,346 Just how unstable is this Sylvia person? 720 00:43:23,455 --> 00:43:25,617 - It was a joke. - It was not a joke. 721 00:43:25,695 --> 00:43:28,062 It was a very clear message. 722 00:43:28,135 --> 00:43:31,423 “I know what you did, bitch, and I want you to know that I know.” 723 00:43:32,535 --> 00:43:36,506 Look. Being with you was my choice. 724 00:43:36,575 --> 00:43:39,260 I wasn't happy. 725 00:43:39,335 --> 00:43:41,099 And then I took advantage of that. 726 00:43:41,175 --> 00:43:43,337 I'm a grown-up, Piper. 727 00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:45,497 Do you think that she's gonna come after me? 728 00:43:47,295 --> 00:43:50,822 Look, I think that she needed to get it out of her system, all right? 729 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:54,616 Sometimes you gotta rage in order to move on. 730 00:43:56,215 --> 00:43:58,343 Did you love her? 731 00:44:00,455 --> 00:44:01,661 No. 732 00:44:03,535 --> 00:44:05,458 But I love you. 733 00:44:07,975 --> 00:44:09,659 You do? 734 00:44:22,175 --> 00:44:24,177 I don't say that to everyone. 735 00:44:28,535 --> 00:44:30,060 You have to say it back. 736 00:44:33,175 --> 00:44:35,018 I love you too. 737 00:44:59,895 --> 00:45:02,216 Do you want to talk about it? 738 00:45:02,295 --> 00:45:03,376 No. 739 00:45:12,015 --> 00:45:15,337 Remember I told you that my fiance fucked somebody else? 740 00:45:15,415 --> 00:45:16,780 Yeah. 741 00:45:19,895 --> 00:45:21,943 It was my best friend. 742 00:45:22,655 --> 00:45:24,737 Oh. 743 00:45:25,975 --> 00:45:27,659 Can I be alone for a minute, please? 744 00:45:27,735 --> 00:45:29,499 Sure, honey. 745 00:45:32,135 --> 00:45:36,026 Inmate 3155, you can go to the infirmary now. 746 00:45:40,935 --> 00:45:45,896 Honey, you don't drink poison and wait for it to kill your enemy. 747 00:45:45,975 --> 00:45:49,821 Stop hitting walls and plot your revenge. 748 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:32,616 Oh, fuck. 749 00:48:06,575 --> 00:48:09,146 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 750 00:48:10,615 --> 00:48:15,655 You know, I think I'd like to join your little gardening club. 751 00:48:15,735 --> 00:48:18,261 We're not accepting new members. 752 00:48:19,055 --> 00:48:20,625 A tunnel, Red? 753 00:48:20,695 --> 00:48:23,426 That is so Bugs Bunny. 754 00:48:23,495 --> 00:48:25,816 What are you gonna do, turn me in? 755 00:48:25,895 --> 00:48:27,579 No, I'm gonna use it. 756 00:48:28,575 --> 00:48:30,339 You have your own operation. 757 00:48:30,415 --> 00:48:32,417 Yeah, I know, but this is better. 758 00:48:32,495 --> 00:48:36,102 Fewer people involved and no unstable vendor connections. 759 00:48:36,175 --> 00:48:38,257 - You're not taking it. - No, no, no, no, no. 760 00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:42,659 I wouldn't want to deprive your girls of their shit-flavored panty hose. 761 00:48:43,535 --> 00:48:45,856 We could share. 762 00:48:45,935 --> 00:48:48,222 You don't know how to share. 763 00:48:48,295 --> 00:48:51,139 Just to take and to bully. 764 00:48:52,415 --> 00:48:53,940 We used to be friends once. 765 00:48:56,415 --> 00:48:58,543 I want to be friends again, man. 766 00:48:59,855 --> 00:49:01,983 Some friend. 767 00:49:03,055 --> 00:49:04,978 Will you think about it, huh? 768 00:49:07,215 --> 00:49:11,379 And would you think about how much you've changed over the years? 769 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:14,503 People change, Red. 770 00:50:30,335 --> 00:50:32,019 Hey. 771 00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:33,699 Nicky. 772 00:50:35,415 --> 00:50:37,736 Do you think people can change? 773 00:50:45,415 --> 00:50:47,463 I need you to take this from me... 774 00:50:47,535 --> 00:50:49,617 'cause I'm gonna do it. 775 00:50:49,695 --> 00:50:51,265 And I really, really don't want to. 776 00:50:54,775 --> 00:50:56,857 Who gave that to you? 777 00:50:56,935 --> 00:50:58,983 Taystee. Came from Vee. 778 00:51:00,895 --> 00:51:03,375 I'm so sorry, Red. I-I let you down. 779 00:51:04,975 --> 00:51:08,184 - No, you didn't. - Yeah. 780 00:51:08,255 --> 00:51:12,055 You brought it here. You did good, Nicky. 781 00:51:14,015 --> 00:51:16,336 - You did. - Yeah? 782 00:51:32,655 --> 00:51:35,135 Hey, girl. Steady there. 783 00:51:36,215 --> 00:51:38,741 I'm fine. I'm good. 784 00:51:41,455 --> 00:51:43,935 - Yo, Vee. - Yeah? 785 00:51:44,015 --> 00:51:47,224 - Fuck you. - Oh, shit, girl. You're blind drunk. 786 00:51:47,295 --> 00:51:50,105 You wanna take my fuckin' job assignment? 787 00:51:50,175 --> 00:51:52,781 You wanna take all my friends? Well, fuck you! 788 00:51:52,855 --> 00:51:54,857 Somebody get her out of here before she hurts herself. 789 00:51:54,935 --> 00:51:57,336 What the fuck? 790 00:52:01,055 --> 00:52:03,342 - Fuck! - Don't you touch her! 791 00:52:10,975 --> 00:52:12,101 Ow! 792 00:52:15,735 --> 00:52:19,296 That's what you get when you don't listen! 793 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:22,936 That's what you get! 794 00:53:13,335 --> 00:53:14,700 Hello? 795 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:16,459 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison... 796 00:53:16,535 --> 00:53:18,139 is attempting to contact you. 797 00:53:18,255 --> 00:53:21,418 To accept this call, please press one. 798 00:53:22,575 --> 00:53:24,498 Cal's phone. 799 00:53:24,575 --> 00:53:26,657 Neri. Hey. Is Cal there? 800 00:53:26,735 --> 00:53:28,464 No, he's out foraging in the forest... 801 00:53:28,535 --> 00:53:30,503 for greens that taste really green. 802 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:32,464 But he's probably almost done. Should I go get him? 803 00:53:33,495 --> 00:53:35,099 Actually, maybe you can help me. 804 00:53:35,175 --> 00:53:38,179 Yeah, sister-in-law. 805 00:53:38,255 --> 00:53:39,745 Whatever you need, dude. 806 00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:43,501 I need you to do me a favor. 807 00:53:43,615 --> 00:53:45,060 It's a big one. 808 00:54:06,575 --> 00:54:08,418 I deserve that. 809 00:54:11,975 --> 00:54:13,784 Barn. 810 00:54:13,895 --> 00:54:15,818 - All right. - Hey. 811 00:54:16,815 --> 00:54:18,419 I'm proud of you. 812 00:54:18,495 --> 00:54:20,259 Then get the fuck outta here. 813 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:25,899 What was that about? 814 00:54:25,975 --> 00:54:27,306 Nothin'. 815 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:34,018 You ever seen an image that sears itself into your brain? 816 00:54:34,095 --> 00:54:35,745 Like the movie about the hiker guy... 817 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:40,423 where he cuts off his own arm with a Swiss Army knife? 818 00:54:40,495 --> 00:54:43,704 Yeah, the-the sound, the tendons? 819 00:54:43,775 --> 00:54:47,496 Fuck! I wish I never watched that part. 820 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,865 You know what tops that for me? 821 00:54:49,935 --> 00:54:53,496 You know what image I can't unsee, it's still stuck in there... 822 00:54:53,575 --> 00:54:57,341 flickering at least once a day, making me want to lose my lunch? 823 00:54:58,655 --> 00:55:00,145 No, sir. 824 00:55:00,215 --> 00:55:03,264 Your bare ass, Mendez. 825 00:55:03,335 --> 00:55:06,100 Your pimply, white ass... 826 00:55:06,175 --> 00:55:10,066 bouncing up and down between the brooms and the mops... 827 00:55:10,135 --> 00:55:12,456 ramming into that poor girl- 828 00:55:12,535 --> 00:55:17,063 a girl you were supposed to protect and keep safe. 829 00:55:17,135 --> 00:55:19,581 Your ass. It haunts me. 830 00:55:20,895 --> 00:55:22,977 I'm sorry to hear that, sir. 831 00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:26,137 I've been doin' this kind of work 25 years... 832 00:55:26,215 --> 00:55:28,821 and it's guys like you... 833 00:55:28,895 --> 00:55:32,342 that give the whole profession a bad name. 834 00:55:32,415 --> 00:55:35,385 If it was up to me, you'd never set foot on this property again. 835 00:55:35,455 --> 00:55:37,935 But considering the D.O.C. didn't press charges... 836 00:55:38,015 --> 00:55:40,541 it was your word against mine. 837 00:55:43,055 --> 00:55:44,705 Until now. 838 00:55:46,295 --> 00:55:48,821 Well, I've been doin' my job, sir. 839 00:55:48,895 --> 00:55:51,023 Just gave out 15 shots this morning. 840 00:55:52,575 --> 00:55:54,225 You got her pregnant. 841 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:00,736 No. 842 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:03,898 Mmm. Sadly, for her, yes. 843 00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,784 That poor girl is carrying around... 844 00:56:06,855 --> 00:56:11,099 a sadistic little mustachioed shit inside her. 845 00:56:11,655 --> 00:56:13,339 Whoa. 846 00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:16,464 Mendez, you're fucking fired. 847 00:56:19,935 --> 00:56:21,539 I understand, sir. 848 00:56:24,335 --> 00:56:26,815 Mm-mmm. No. I-I-I- 849 00:56:26,895 --> 00:56:28,897 I don't think you do understand. 850 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,457 You're also under arrest. 851 00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:36,465 Your hand. 852 00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:38,185 Let me get that for you. 853 00:56:40,935 --> 00:56:42,460 All right, let's go. 854 00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:47,383 We're reporting from Litchfield Federal Penitentiary... 855 00:56:47,455 --> 00:56:50,425 where the arrest of Correctional Officer George Mendez... 856 00:56:50,495 --> 00:56:53,066 on charges of sexual assault is under way. 857 00:56:53,135 --> 00:56:55,979 - There she is. - I'm here with Natalie Figueroa... 858 00:56:56,055 --> 00:56:57,864 assistant warden of Litchfield Prison... 859 00:56:57,975 --> 00:57:01,582 and wife of Jason Figueroa, who is currently running for state senate. 860 00:57:01,655 --> 00:57:05,660 Mrs. Figueroa, were you aware of misconduct among your officers? 861 00:57:05,775 --> 00:57:10,178 Here are Litchfield, we have a zero-tolerance policy... 862 00:57:10,255 --> 00:57:12,462 when it comes to sexual offenders. 863 00:57:14,255 --> 00:57:16,781 Since the Prison Rape Elimination Act... 864 00:57:16,855 --> 00:57:22,021 we have made it our mandate to weed out rogue officers. 865 00:57:24,655 --> 00:57:28,785 These vulnerable women are under our care... 866 00:57:28,855 --> 00:57:32,621 and we do everything in our power to protect them. 867 00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:39,946 Of course, there are still bad people in this world who commit heinous crimes... 868 00:57:40,015 --> 00:57:45,419 and it is unfortunate that one of these sickos ended up under our roof. 869 00:57:45,495 --> 00:57:49,466 But I assure you, we are doing everything in our power... 870 00:57:49,535 --> 00:57:52,539 to take care of this young woman... 871 00:57:52,655 --> 00:57:55,704 who is the real victim here. 872 00:57:55,775 --> 00:57:57,743 - Wait for me, baby. - All right, keep it movin'. 873 00:57:57,815 --> 00:58:00,341 You know what? I don't care anymore. 874 00:58:01,495 --> 00:58:03,463 Go ahead! Arrest me! 875 00:58:03,535 --> 00:58:05,503 I love this woman! 876 00:58:05,575 --> 00:58:10,217 You hear me? That is my baby in there, and I fuckin' love you! 877 00:58:10,295 --> 00:58:13,697 - Hey, hey. - I want to call it Stan, okay? 878 00:58:13,775 --> 00:58:18,303 Don't lift anything heavy, and no tuna fish or soft cheese! 879 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:21,345 I'm comin' back for you, baby! I'm gonna take care of you- both of you! 880 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:22,940 Let's go. You're done here. 881 00:58:29,015 --> 00:58:37,015 Ripped By mstoll