1 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:14,177 Chapman to Processing. Chapman to Processing. 2 00:01:20,655 --> 00:01:23,499 I know I said toasted, Scott. 3 00:01:23,575 --> 00:01:25,543 If you cover it with a paper towel... 4 00:01:25,615 --> 00:01:28,858 it'll still be warm when I finish the cavity search. 5 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:36,215 Ripped By mstoll 6 00:01:36,655 --> 00:01:39,022 Take the “N” train. Thank you. 7 00:01:41,495 --> 00:01:43,145 Off you go. 8 00:01:44,615 --> 00:01:47,186 Cough. 9 00:01:47,255 --> 00:01:50,577 You can do better than that. Shake out that pink. 10 00:01:56,895 --> 00:02:00,297 What could I possibly be trying to take out of prison? 11 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,946 It's procedure. Don't look for logic. 12 00:02:03,015 --> 00:02:04,540 Stand up. 13 00:02:07,535 --> 00:02:10,379 Ladies, announced programs will begin in one hour. 14 00:02:11,775 --> 00:02:13,698 Change into these. 15 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,261 Hurry up. Some of us have bagels to eat. 16 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:22,264 Do you understand you will be subjected to a urinalysis upon your return... 17 00:02:22,335 --> 00:02:25,782 and said test is your own financial responsibility? 18 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,619 Yes. 19 00:02:27,695 --> 00:02:29,936 You may not purchase, sell, possess, use, consume or administer... 20 00:02:30,015 --> 00:02:31,983 any narcotic drugs, marijuana, alcohol... 21 00:02:32,055 --> 00:02:33,819 or intoxicants of any form... 22 00:02:33,895 --> 00:02:35,624 or frequent places where such articles... 23 00:02:35,695 --> 00:02:38,619 are unlawfully sold, dispensed, used or given away. 24 00:02:38,695 --> 00:02:40,299 - That was really impressive. - Thanks. 25 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:43,743 I sing it to the tune of “Poker Face” in my head to remember. 26 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:46,295 Lady Gaga? You wanna hear? 27 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,059 No, that- that's okay. 28 00:02:50,055 --> 00:02:52,535 Go ahead, little bird. Fly free. 29 00:02:52,615 --> 00:02:54,697 - Pipette! - ls that your ride? 30 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:58,621 Pegged you more for a yuppie than a hippie. See you in 48 hours, inmate. 31 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,977 Come inside the Green Machine! 32 00:03:05,575 --> 00:03:07,816 Oh! 33 00:03:09,095 --> 00:03:10,824 What? 34 00:03:10,895 --> 00:03:13,899 - Why does it smell like tempura? - Oh, yeah, vegetable oil. 35 00:03:13,975 --> 00:03:15,500 Get hip to it. 36 00:03:15,575 --> 00:03:18,704 Neri barters with this teppanyaki place up the road from us. 37 00:03:18,775 --> 00:03:21,619 Yuki loves Neri's fairy coats. 38 00:03:24,695 --> 00:03:26,459 What's up? 39 00:03:28,015 --> 00:03:30,495 Just can't believe she's dead. 40 00:03:30,575 --> 00:03:32,782 I know. I know. 41 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,422 If it makes you feel any better, you didn't miss much. 42 00:03:36,495 --> 00:03:38,941 She just slept for a few days, and then... 43 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:41,097 the sleep stopped being temporary. 44 00:03:42,455 --> 00:03:45,140 I didn't get a chance to say good-bye. 45 00:03:45,215 --> 00:03:47,821 I told her for you. 46 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,306 She knew, Piper. 47 00:03:51,255 --> 00:03:52,586 Ready? 48 00:03:52,655 --> 00:03:54,623 Seat belts, please. 49 00:03:58,295 --> 00:04:01,458 - Culinary workers, report to your job assignments. - Next. 50 00:04:02,455 --> 00:04:05,584 Three Mrs. Dash's table blend... 51 00:04:05,655 --> 00:04:07,384 four lemon juices... 52 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,982 five adobo powders and two onion powders. 53 00:04:11,055 --> 00:04:13,535 Whoo-wee, chickadee. 54 00:04:13,615 --> 00:04:16,425 What do you need with all these spices these days? 55 00:04:16,495 --> 00:04:18,816 Oh, that's none of your business. 56 00:04:18,895 --> 00:04:21,296 You must have a pretty hefty fund, huh? 57 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,697 Those no-good sons finally doing the right thing? 58 00:04:25,855 --> 00:04:28,461 Dmitri hit it big with a scratcher ticket? 59 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:30,822 Don't you dare talk about my family. 60 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,501 Maybe your little market turned around... 61 00:04:33,575 --> 00:04:35,498 in spite of the economy and everything. 62 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,339 Let's keep the line moving, inmates. 63 00:04:37,415 --> 00:04:40,066 - The spices, please. - All righty. 64 00:04:40,175 --> 00:04:42,462 It just warms my heart... 65 00:04:42,535 --> 00:04:45,141 to see you finding your way in here... 66 00:04:45,215 --> 00:04:48,424 settling in with the AARP crowd. 67 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:52,022 Gardening. Looks like a comfortable little life. 68 00:04:52,655 --> 00:04:54,066 Next. 69 00:04:54,135 --> 00:04:56,183 Nicky. Nicky! 70 00:04:57,735 --> 00:05:00,306 - I need a favor. - Well, that's gonna cost you. 71 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,501 What's your price? 72 00:05:01,575 --> 00:05:03,100 Oatmeal pies. 73 00:05:03,175 --> 00:05:04,620 The Little Debbie ones... 74 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:06,777 that leave that oily residue all over your hands... 75 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:09,222 but are still somehow delicious. 76 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:10,865 Done. 77 00:05:10,935 --> 00:05:12,539 I need you to bring all the girls... 78 00:05:12,615 --> 00:05:14,504 to the greenhouse tomorrow... 79 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:16,065 at dinnertime. 80 00:05:16,135 --> 00:05:17,944 That'll run you two boxes. 81 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:19,619 And if you want my opinion... 82 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:21,697 you're going about this all wrong. 83 00:05:21,775 --> 00:05:24,665 This is going to be really special. 84 00:05:24,735 --> 00:05:27,136 Another layer of icing on a shit cake... 85 00:05:27,215 --> 00:05:28,899 doesn't make it taste good. 86 00:05:29,015 --> 00:05:30,619 I don't understand. 87 00:05:30,695 --> 00:05:33,824 You know what you haven't said, Red. 88 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:52,258 498. Interfering with a staff member in performance of duties. 89 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:55,020 Didn't your boyfriend teach you how to treat a staff member, floppy tits? 90 00:05:55,095 --> 00:05:58,383 That's a shot! Hey! What's on your shirt there, pigpen? 91 00:05:58,455 --> 00:06:01,299 Shit? Tears? Potato chips? 92 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:04,026 330. Being unsanitary. Shot! 93 00:06:04,095 --> 00:06:08,464 I don't like your face. 312. Insolence. 94 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,264 Shot! 95 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:12,615 Huh. 96 00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:15,266 Mendez is back, bitches. 97 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:23,222 What the hell is he doing here? 98 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:26,856 Well, yes, John, it's a beautiful morning. Peaceful, even. 99 00:06:26,935 --> 00:06:29,336 He endangers the inmates, and you know it, sir. 100 00:06:29,415 --> 00:06:32,225 It can't even be legal to have him here, can it? 101 00:06:33,855 --> 00:06:35,937 - Would you like to have a seat? - No. 102 00:06:37,975 --> 00:06:40,945 His suspension is up, so we're gonna have to deal with it. 103 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:45,942 And between you and me, some of the administration feel there's a job to do. 104 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:48,222 No one else is up to the task. 105 00:06:48,295 --> 00:06:50,059 I'm up to the task. 106 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:52,024 Good. 107 00:06:52,095 --> 00:06:54,223 Prove it. 108 00:06:54,295 --> 00:06:55,820 I will. 109 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:01,503 Why don't we start with why you're here? In your opinion. 110 00:07:01,575 --> 00:07:04,055 Well, it was, uh... 111 00:07:04,135 --> 00:07:06,297 suggested to me... 112 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,298 by more than one person. 113 00:07:08,375 --> 00:07:09,820 So- 114 00:07:09,895 --> 00:07:11,738 Uh, Dr. Maser- 115 00:07:11,815 --> 00:07:14,659 Oh, just Chris, please. I'm not a doctor. 116 00:07:16,535 --> 00:07:19,823 Maybe this was a bad idea. 117 00:07:19,895 --> 00:07:22,546 Well, it's okay to be uncomfortable, Sam. 118 00:07:22,615 --> 00:07:25,459 It's a feeling I would encourage you to embrace. 119 00:07:25,535 --> 00:07:28,015 Embrace it? I live it. 120 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:31,900 My whole life is uncomfortable. 121 00:07:31,975 --> 00:07:35,263 All these women, criminals, bureaucratic idiots. 122 00:07:35,335 --> 00:07:38,225 I don't even feel at home in my own home anymore. 123 00:07:38,295 --> 00:07:41,458 And now I'm sitting in an office with some weird painting of frogs... 124 00:07:41,535 --> 00:07:44,141 which I'm guessing is supposed to be soothing. 125 00:07:44,215 --> 00:07:47,936 Sam, I'm hearing a lot of stress. 126 00:07:48,015 --> 00:07:51,064 Yeah, well, that doesn't even begin to cover it, okay? 127 00:07:51,135 --> 00:07:53,342 Do you like your job? 128 00:07:55,295 --> 00:07:57,616 I used to. 129 00:07:57,695 --> 00:08:00,062 I really did. 130 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:01,660 I felt useful. 131 00:08:01,735 --> 00:08:04,659 - And what changed? - Hell if I know. 132 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,737 I got older. 133 00:08:08,415 --> 00:08:10,543 Maybe I care less. 134 00:08:12,695 --> 00:08:17,223 Maybe I've seen enough to know that I won't make a difference, that it's all a waste. 135 00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:18,865 You know... 136 00:08:20,975 --> 00:08:25,378 sometimes we get stuck seeing things from one perspective. 137 00:08:25,455 --> 00:08:29,460 But if we can just shift our perspective even a little bit... 138 00:08:29,535 --> 00:08:31,503 makes all the difference. 139 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,617 That's it? 140 00:08:34,935 --> 00:08:37,984 That's your fancy, $75-an-hour advice? 141 00:08:38,055 --> 00:08:40,899 Are you uncomfortable with the amount I charge? 142 00:08:40,975 --> 00:08:42,977 I thought we just established... 143 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,626 that I'm uncomfortable with everything! 144 00:08:47,255 --> 00:08:49,257 Are you always this quick to anger? 145 00:08:49,335 --> 00:08:51,383 Are you always a condescending cunt? 146 00:08:56,095 --> 00:08:58,826 Oh, I'm sorry. 147 00:08:58,895 --> 00:09:01,102 I'm really sorry. 148 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:05,141 Well, I think we have our work cut out for us. 149 00:09:05,815 --> 00:09:07,897 My shoes feel tight. 150 00:09:09,055 --> 00:09:11,103 But I'm saying this guy, Heinrich Dreser... 151 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,860 deserves to be right up there on the bad-guy shelf. 152 00:09:13,935 --> 00:09:18,338 O-Our buddy Heinrich oversaw the development of heroin at Bayer. Yep. 153 00:09:18,415 --> 00:09:20,622 So the corporate suits at Bayer... 154 00:09:20,695 --> 00:09:22,299 sold this shit over the counter... 155 00:09:22,415 --> 00:09:25,817 as a nonaddictive morphine substitute in the early 1900s. 156 00:09:25,895 --> 00:09:27,818 And you know why they called it heroin? 157 00:09:27,895 --> 00:09:32,264 'Cause when they started testing it, people said it made them feel heroic. Right? 158 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:38,502 I'd like to stand up here and be all, uh, inspiring and recovered... 159 00:09:38,575 --> 00:09:41,499 and tell you I'm over it. 160 00:09:41,575 --> 00:09:44,306 But I miss it every fucking day. Yeah. 161 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:48,300 Uh, heroin is the love of my life. 162 00:09:48,375 --> 00:09:50,821 She's my best girlfriend. 163 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:53,296 She's my soul mate. 164 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:57,619 'Cause, you know, she makes me feel better than anything. 165 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,657 So, in closing, uh... 166 00:10:01,815 --> 00:10:03,977 fuck the Germans! 167 00:10:05,975 --> 00:10:09,457 Okay. That's it for today, kids. 168 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:13,585 Strength to accept what you cannot change... 169 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:18,786 magical fairy dust, unicorns, et cetera. 170 00:10:21,175 --> 00:10:23,781 Hey. Rosa, right? 171 00:10:23,855 --> 00:10:25,505 How kind of you to remember. 172 00:10:25,575 --> 00:10:28,146 Did you read this? It's about kids with cancer. 173 00:10:28,215 --> 00:10:31,298 I don't know why the sick fuck wanted to write about this. 174 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:34,106 Anyway, I-I thought it might be right up your alley. 175 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,985 I got enough depressing shit in my life. 176 00:10:37,055 --> 00:10:38,944 I don't need it in my books too. 177 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:42,224 So, what's your escape then? Is it pain pills, booze? 178 00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:45,344 Everybody needs a little bit of help with reality now and then. 179 00:10:45,455 --> 00:10:48,106 The thing about reality... 180 00:10:48,175 --> 00:10:52,419 is it's still there waiting for you the next morning. 181 00:10:54,415 --> 00:10:57,385 Nice talk. They must've loved you on the debate team. 182 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:58,786 Oh, yeah. 183 00:10:58,855 --> 00:11:02,018 I was first place, Original Oratory, two years running... 184 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,496 until I got expelled for breaking my coach's toe. 185 00:11:04,575 --> 00:11:06,498 Long story. Not for now. 186 00:11:06,575 --> 00:11:08,100 Maybe one day. 187 00:11:08,175 --> 00:11:10,860 Uh, yeah. Sure. 188 00:11:10,935 --> 00:11:15,702 AA meeting is starting in 10 minutes in B Block library. 189 00:11:35,615 --> 00:11:37,856 I am here to unburden you. 190 00:11:37,935 --> 00:11:41,178 - You got my goods? - You got most of them already. 191 00:11:41,255 --> 00:11:43,257 Ooh, I'm not fluent in Russian... 192 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:47,499 but in Spanish and English, “most of them” means “not all of them.” 193 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:49,384 Gloria. You know me. 194 00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:52,379 The rest will be here soon. I'm a woman of my word. 195 00:11:52,455 --> 00:11:55,538 And I'm a woman who gets paid on time in full. 196 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:58,186 Reznikov. You're out of bounds. 197 00:11:58,255 --> 00:11:59,700 What did you call me? 198 00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:02,255 Get back in bounds right now. 199 00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:04,337 Since when do you care where I am? 200 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:08,898 That's a shot. 307. Refusing to obey an order from a staff member. 201 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:10,739 He's your bulldog now? 202 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:14,103 No, no. Don't look at me. He's off leash, and I don't want to get bitten either. 203 00:12:14,175 --> 00:12:16,860 I'll see you around. 204 00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:20,621 Don't let me catch you anywhere near the kitchen again. You know the drill. 205 00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:28,942 You're going to make a great father. 206 00:12:46,495 --> 00:12:48,099 You okay, hon? 207 00:12:49,015 --> 00:12:51,336 Fine. Yes. Thank you. 208 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:54,504 It's an adjustment. That's what they say. 209 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:58,306 - The commissary come through yet? - No. 210 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,822 No? Me either. Haven't brushed my teeth since we came in yesterday. 211 00:13:01,895 --> 00:13:04,978 It's startin' to feel like an agora sweater in there. 212 00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:09,100 Need a standing count for Alpha Dorm. Inmates only. 213 00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:12,536 Oh, uh, there's, uh... 214 00:13:12,615 --> 00:13:15,380 this lady in here, Carla, she'll want to do that for you. 215 00:13:15,455 --> 00:13:18,345 I've been around before. I got it. 216 00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:23,019 I gotta take a leak. 217 00:13:27,855 --> 00:13:29,857 You Parker? 218 00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,858 Rhonda. 219 00:13:31,935 --> 00:13:34,939 Brought you some stuff, a little welcome basket. 220 00:13:36,175 --> 00:13:37,745 We'll see you at breakfast. 221 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,220 I don't eat breakfast. 222 00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,343 It upsets my stomach. 223 00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:51,504 You eat it now. 224 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,703 Let's go. 225 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:01,984 Want some of this? 226 00:14:02,055 --> 00:14:03,466 No, thank you. 227 00:14:03,535 --> 00:14:06,664 Three toothbrushes in here. It's just showing off. 228 00:14:07,895 --> 00:14:09,863 Here. Take one. 229 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,744 Please. 230 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,260 Thank you. 231 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:17,819 Some toothpaste too. 232 00:14:17,895 --> 00:14:20,057 You're very kind. 233 00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:27,218 You got assigned a work detail yet? 234 00:14:27,295 --> 00:14:29,184 Kitchen. 235 00:14:29,255 --> 00:14:31,178 That's a plum gig. 236 00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:34,179 Yes. Feels like home. 237 00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:37,418 My family, we own a small market, and I serve food there. 238 00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:39,816 Yeah? You a good cook? 239 00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,300 I am very good. 240 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,946 And get this. 241 00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:48,019 I use the same produce people that the kitchen here uses. 242 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:52,783 Although if they delivered me the shit they send here, I'd have thrown it in their faces. 243 00:14:52,855 --> 00:14:56,143 They knew to give me the good stuff. 244 00:14:56,215 --> 00:14:58,217 They owed me. 245 00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,177 Now they really owe me. 246 00:15:01,295 --> 00:15:03,696 “Neptune.” Stupid name. 247 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:07,461 I told them Neptune is for seafood, not fruit. 248 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:11,735 - You know a vendor. - Know them? 249 00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:15,700 They're here because of me. 250 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,142 And I'm here because of them. 251 00:15:18,215 --> 00:15:21,458 You need to use that. Make your life here better. 252 00:15:22,815 --> 00:15:25,261 Breaking rules got me in here. 253 00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:29,738 Yeah, well, I'm not telling you what to do, you know. 254 00:15:29,815 --> 00:15:32,705 I'm just telling you how to survive. 255 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:42,455 - Next. - Only one. 256 00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:45,823 I just learned I like a smoke after I read my sexy-time novellas. 257 00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:49,980 It feels glamorous. But, like, I'm still not a real smoker, you know. 258 00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:52,985 Yeah, all right. Just make sure you reshelve this book in its proper place. 259 00:15:53,095 --> 00:15:54,984 We on Dewey Decimal and shit in here. 260 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,979 Don't let me find no aquatic sports over in paranormal phenomena. 261 00:15:58,055 --> 00:15:59,466 - Got it. - All right. 262 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,466 Fuck you. 263 00:16:05,055 --> 00:16:06,625 Stupid- 264 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:15,819 Oh, thanks, man. Heavy flow day over here. 265 00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:18,896 Ouch. 266 00:16:18,975 --> 00:16:20,625 I break your hand? 267 00:16:20,695 --> 00:16:22,982 Get back to your job. 268 00:16:33,455 --> 00:16:35,617 Hi. I rang the bell. 269 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,460 Is that weird? I didn't want to just walk right in. 270 00:16:38,535 --> 00:16:40,902 It- It's fine. You're fine. 271 00:16:40,975 --> 00:16:43,455 Wow, it's- You're actually here. 272 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,866 It's crazy. 273 00:16:44,935 --> 00:16:46,221 Yeah. 274 00:16:47,175 --> 00:16:48,586 - Hi. - Hi. 275 00:16:48,695 --> 00:16:50,220 No touching! 276 00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,059 Sorry. I'm just trying to ease your transition. 277 00:16:52,135 --> 00:16:54,422 Too much too fast can be a shock to the system... 278 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:56,862 like when POWs finally get to eat... 279 00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:59,859 and then they eat too much and their stomachs explode? 280 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,619 - Hey. - Hey. 281 00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:07,539 - We can touch though. - Yeah. Hello. 282 00:17:07,615 --> 00:17:09,060 Hello. Good to see you. 283 00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:11,706 Oh, my God. 284 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:15,416 You never remember what home smells like until you've been gone for a while. 285 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:18,419 I remember that I always used to think about that when I got back from camp... 286 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,418 that I was smelling what my friends smelled. 287 00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:22,543 What's it like? 288 00:17:22,615 --> 00:17:24,219 You. 289 00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:30,339 Laundry detergent. 290 00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:34,818 That, um- Those candles from Anthropologie. 291 00:17:34,895 --> 00:17:36,385 And... 292 00:17:37,735 --> 00:17:39,260 coffee. 293 00:17:39,335 --> 00:17:42,305 - Coff- Coffee? Coffee? - Sure. 294 00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:48,303 Hey, is this all my stuff? 295 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,025 It's your stuff. 296 00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:53,019 Why do I have so many clothes? My God. 297 00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:56,542 Did I really think that I needed all of these? 298 00:17:56,615 --> 00:17:59,505 Oh, my G- Oh, my God, my cashmere sweater! 299 00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:03,217 Larry, which one has all my pants in it? 300 00:18:03,295 --> 00:18:05,901 - Those are probably over at Polly's already. - Oh. 301 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,376 - How is she? - Uh, Polly? 302 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,981 - Yeah. - Um, she's fine. 303 00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:13,103 She's fine... I think. You know? 304 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,463 She's probably not gonna make it, uh, tomorrow. 305 00:18:16,535 --> 00:18:18,617 She's sleep-training the baby, and- 306 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:21,699 - Oh. - She said it's been really tough on her, so- 307 00:18:21,775 --> 00:18:23,664 Oh. 308 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:27,456 Hey, uh, I'm sorry about- sorry about Celeste. 309 00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:30,186 - Thanks, Bloomer. - Oh, it's fine. 310 00:18:31,255 --> 00:18:33,337 No, it's not fine. It's not. 311 00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,066 Do you remember that pillow that Mom had? 312 00:18:36,175 --> 00:18:39,736 The one with the cow on its back and its legs were all up in the air? 313 00:18:39,815 --> 00:18:43,422 Uh, under the cow it says, “I'm fine, really.” 314 00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:45,497 What a stupid fuckin' pillow. 315 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:47,657 Oh. I-I have it now. 316 00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:51,183 Mmm. 317 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,905 That's really good. 318 00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:56,383 Ooh, upholstery. 319 00:18:57,535 --> 00:18:59,776 Upholstery is really good. 320 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:06,221 You- You, uh- You could stay here... if you want. 321 00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:10,823 Wow. You couldn't even try to make that sound like you meant it. 322 00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:14,656 Well, lucky for you... 323 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:17,818 it's in my furlough paperwork that I have to stay with my parents. 324 00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:20,136 - I can wait in the car if you guys would like- - No. 325 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:22,616 - What do you want, Larry? - I don't know. 326 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:27,496 Okay, see, that's exactly how I do not want to spend these next two days. 327 00:19:27,575 --> 00:19:29,703 If I can't be with Grandmother... 328 00:19:29,775 --> 00:19:33,496 I'm going to at least enjoy this trip for her. 329 00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:36,021 You know what we're gonna do? 330 00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,177 The Spotted Pig. 331 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,825 Right? 332 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:43,661 Burgers and rye Manhattans. That's what we're gonna do. Who's with me? 333 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:46,022 Aren't you not supposed to drink? 334 00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:48,143 Larry Abraham Bloom... 335 00:19:48,215 --> 00:19:51,662 I am free for the next 48 hours. 336 00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:55,535 Do not ruin this by being a pussy. Please. 337 00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,982 - I could eat. - See? Great. Cal? 338 00:19:58,055 --> 00:20:02,504 Yeah, you know, this sounds great. I like where your head's at. 339 00:20:02,575 --> 00:20:06,102 It's great to know that you're still a rule-breaking criminal at heart. 340 00:20:06,175 --> 00:20:09,702 But there's this one thing- 341 00:20:12,015 --> 00:20:13,699 I know. I know. 342 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,340 Thank you for coming. 343 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,736 Thank you for coming. 344 00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:20,625 Oh, good to see you, darling. Thanks so much. 345 00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:24,063 - Nice to see you. Thanks. - Hi. 346 00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,580 Thank you so much for coming. 347 00:20:25,655 --> 00:20:27,339 She was great. Yes. 348 00:20:27,455 --> 00:20:29,139 No, she doesn't have another granddaughter. 349 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:31,946 That's actually me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The felon. 350 00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:33,904 No, I am out. I'm just not “out” out. 351 00:20:33,975 --> 00:20:35,306 It's called furlough. 352 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,299 - It's temporary. Yeah. - Forty-eight hours. 353 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:41,140 I-It was nice of them to trust me. 354 00:20:42,015 --> 00:20:44,666 No. See? No handcuffs. 355 00:20:45,935 --> 00:20:47,858 How are you holding up, dear? 356 00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:51,184 - How much longer do you think this is gonna be? - Not long. An hour or so. 357 00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,700 Okay, well, I was thinking that I- 358 00:20:52,775 --> 00:20:55,381 Everyone's coming back to the house at 7:00... 359 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,537 so we have to be there before then. 360 00:20:57,615 --> 00:21:01,062 Funeral's tomorrow at noon, so eat a good breakfast. 361 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,025 Everyone's very excited to visit with you. 362 00:21:04,095 --> 00:21:08,783 So they can all stare at me like a lion in a zoo. 363 00:21:08,855 --> 00:21:11,301 Been a difficult day for everyone, dear. 364 00:21:11,415 --> 00:21:13,782 Hello, Mary. Thank you for coming. 365 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:16,663 Celeste despised her. 366 00:21:16,735 --> 00:21:19,056 She always wore kitten heels. 367 00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:21,900 You know how Grandmother felt about them. 368 00:21:21,975 --> 00:21:24,023 “The boiled carrots of footwear.” 369 00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:33,020 Stick your fingers in a fucking socket? What's wrong with your hair? 370 00:21:33,095 --> 00:21:35,257 Jesus Christ. 371 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,225 What's wrong with you, inmate? You meditating? 372 00:21:38,295 --> 00:21:41,026 Get some food. Put some meat on your bones. Shit. 373 00:21:41,095 --> 00:21:42,585 I'm not eating. 374 00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:45,426 I can see that with my normal-people eyes. 375 00:21:45,495 --> 00:21:48,817 Bet those slits make it hard for you to see, huh? 376 00:21:48,895 --> 00:21:51,660 I will report you to the administration. 377 00:21:52,575 --> 00:21:54,862 Ladies! 378 00:21:54,935 --> 00:21:58,337 Inmate... Soso? 379 00:21:58,415 --> 00:21:59,905 You're shittin' me, right? 380 00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:04,580 Inmate Soso here... 381 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:08,580 seems to be violating essential prison regulations... 382 00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:11,226 with her insubordinate attitude... 383 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,706 does she not? 384 00:22:14,015 --> 00:22:16,700 Take that, you tattletale. 385 00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:23,822 I am staging a hunger strike in protest of the reprehensible conditions in this facility! 386 00:22:23,895 --> 00:22:27,058 - I invite you all to join in standing up for what is- - Oh! 212! 387 00:22:27,135 --> 00:22:29,058 Engaging in or encouraging a group demonstration! 388 00:22:29,135 --> 00:22:32,264 Let's go talk about a little extra work duty, shall we, Soso? 389 00:22:34,815 --> 00:22:36,465 - Yeah! - Hey. 390 00:22:36,535 --> 00:22:38,060 Hey! 391 00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:44,018 Just... 392 00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:46,018 keep it down, please. 393 00:22:54,295 --> 00:22:56,741 Hmm? 394 00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:58,419 Mm-hmm. 395 00:23:00,015 --> 00:23:02,222 Oh, man. 396 00:23:04,335 --> 00:23:07,384 Can't believe you're wasting your time on lettuce. 397 00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,378 Do you know how long it's been since- 398 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,946 I had a vegetable that actually crunched? 399 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,584 Mmm. 400 00:23:23,655 --> 00:23:25,066 Whoa. Easy there, tiger. 401 00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:28,537 Mmm. But it's so delicious. 402 00:23:35,775 --> 00:23:37,584 What are you doing? 403 00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:42,381 Mmm. I missed you. 404 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,617 I missed you too, Pipes. 405 00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:47,020 You wanna? 406 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:49,505 No, I don't- I don't know. I- 407 00:23:49,615 --> 00:23:51,743 Oh, come on, Larry. 408 00:23:51,815 --> 00:23:53,863 How long has it been... 409 00:23:53,935 --> 00:23:58,224 since you came in a real, live vagina... 410 00:23:58,295 --> 00:24:00,297 and not in your hand? 411 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:01,940 - Huh? Come on. - Okay- 412 00:24:02,015 --> 00:24:04,666 - Let's go upstairs. - Uh, no. I need to, um- 413 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,737 I'm gonna use the bathroom. 414 00:24:08,335 --> 00:24:11,737 I don't think you're supposed to be drinking, honey. 415 00:24:11,815 --> 00:24:13,897 What's “supposed to” anyway, you know? 416 00:24:14,935 --> 00:24:16,505 Who makes those rules? 417 00:24:16,575 --> 00:24:19,579 I believe it's the Federal Department of Corrections in this case. 418 00:24:19,655 --> 00:24:21,020 Fuck 'em. 419 00:24:21,095 --> 00:24:22,745 The last thing anyone needs... 420 00:24:22,855 --> 00:24:25,506 is you getting your sentence extended for some silly furlough violation. 421 00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:27,100 Really, Dad? 422 00:24:28,215 --> 00:24:30,377 Is that the last thing that anyone needs... 423 00:24:30,455 --> 00:24:32,901 or is that the last thing that you need... 424 00:24:32,975 --> 00:24:36,582 because you refuse to come visit your only daughter in prison... 425 00:24:36,655 --> 00:24:40,546 and you'd rather not have that weighing on your conscience for any longer than it has to? 426 00:24:40,615 --> 00:24:44,859 Piper, can we not do this now, please? My mother has died. 427 00:24:48,215 --> 00:24:49,865 Fine. 428 00:24:50,735 --> 00:24:52,544 Sorry. 429 00:24:52,615 --> 00:24:55,186 Celeste was so proud of you. 430 00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:57,178 From the moment you were born. 431 00:24:57,255 --> 00:25:00,338 - It's hard to imagine that's true anymore. - It was. 432 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,419 I even think she liked me more for having fathered you. 433 00:25:06,775 --> 00:25:09,745 I'm sorry, honey. I just can't see you like that. 434 00:25:10,975 --> 00:25:12,420 Like what? 435 00:25:12,495 --> 00:25:14,145 You're my little girl. 436 00:25:14,215 --> 00:25:17,936 That woman in there, that's not who you are. 437 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,506 That's exactly who I am. 438 00:25:31,415 --> 00:25:34,100 Larry? 439 00:25:34,175 --> 00:25:36,303 I'm in here. Hello? 440 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:38,343 - Hey. Pipes- - Larry. 441 00:25:39,095 --> 00:25:40,506 Whoa, whoa. 442 00:25:40,575 --> 00:25:43,021 Okay, Piper, not here. What if- 443 00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:44,779 Piper- Jesus, Piper. 444 00:25:44,895 --> 00:25:47,057 Oh, God, are you sure about this? 445 00:25:47,135 --> 00:25:49,342 - Is the door locked? Is the door locked? - Um- 446 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:51,417 Is the door locked? Shit. 447 00:25:51,495 --> 00:25:54,180 Oh, my God. 448 00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:04,783 Fuck me. 449 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,540 Okay. Okay, just... move your leg over. 450 00:26:07,615 --> 00:26:10,619 - Okay. Like that? Are you okay? - Mm-hmm. 451 00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:13,266 - Yeah. - Okay. 452 00:26:13,335 --> 00:26:14,780 Shit. 453 00:26:14,855 --> 00:26:16,186 What? 454 00:26:16,255 --> 00:26:17,939 Oh. 455 00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:22,060 - It's okay. Let me help you. - I'm sorry. I can't stop thinking about your dad walking in. 456 00:26:22,135 --> 00:26:25,105 No, no- Oh, Jesus, Piper, you don't have to- Oh, fuck. 457 00:26:25,175 --> 00:26:29,066 Come on. This is weird. We're mourning. We're- We haven't done this in so long. 458 00:26:29,135 --> 00:26:31,820 - We're not even together. - Larry, shut up. 459 00:26:32,935 --> 00:26:34,346 Fuck. 460 00:26:34,415 --> 00:26:36,736 I slept with someone. 461 00:26:41,815 --> 00:26:43,499 - Really? - I'm sorry. 462 00:26:43,575 --> 00:26:46,897 You decide to tell me that with your flaccid dick in my mouth? 463 00:26:46,975 --> 00:26:49,137 Shh. It was a semi. 464 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:52,976 Do not defend your boner to me right now. 465 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:04,226 I'm sorry. I know this is... 466 00:27:05,335 --> 00:27:06,746 tough for you. 467 00:27:06,815 --> 00:27:10,820 - Is there anything you- you want to ask me or- - No. God, no. 468 00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:18,466 Maybe. ls it someone that I know? 469 00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:20,458 Yes. 470 00:27:20,575 --> 00:27:23,385 That's it. I don't want to know anything else. Please don't tell me anything else. 471 00:27:23,495 --> 00:27:28,103 Yeah, well, it's much worse when you can imagine it in your own head. 472 00:27:28,175 --> 00:27:29,825 Trust me. 473 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,181 This is really over, isn't it? 474 00:27:57,415 --> 00:27:59,816 I don't- I don't want it to be. 475 00:28:03,655 --> 00:28:05,384 Yes, you do. 476 00:28:12,735 --> 00:28:15,978 Yeah, but it feels so shitty actually saying it. 477 00:28:31,775 --> 00:28:33,425 I know. 478 00:28:44,335 --> 00:28:45,860 Fuck. 479 00:28:45,935 --> 00:28:48,097 I'm gonna miss you. 480 00:28:53,855 --> 00:28:55,857 I love you. 481 00:29:04,135 --> 00:29:06,137 I love you too. 482 00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:18,657 You don't have to come to my grandmother's funeral tomorrow. 483 00:29:18,775 --> 00:29:20,777 Oh, thank God. 484 00:29:21,815 --> 00:29:23,897 Yeah. 485 00:29:23,975 --> 00:29:26,740 Guard McClellan, call 219. 486 00:29:26,815 --> 00:29:30,262 You ain't gonna get a gold star for showin' up early. 487 00:29:30,335 --> 00:29:33,817 That guard. That awful, awful man. 488 00:29:33,895 --> 00:29:36,216 - Which one? - That new guard. 489 00:29:36,335 --> 00:29:38,702 The D-list Burt Reynolds, but more rapey. 490 00:29:38,775 --> 00:29:40,539 - Pornstache. - Yeah. 491 00:29:40,615 --> 00:29:42,185 He gave me extra work duty. 492 00:29:42,255 --> 00:29:44,303 He's punishing me for believing in something. 493 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:47,743 Well, people don't like conviction around here. Okay? 494 00:29:47,815 --> 00:29:49,863 No, sir. 495 00:29:49,975 --> 00:29:53,900 Well, I'm gonna show them. Soon, no one will be eating, and then they'll see. 496 00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:57,866 - Why ain't we eating? - In protest of the conditions in here. 497 00:29:57,935 --> 00:30:01,144 Well, that's just super stupid. 498 00:30:01,215 --> 00:30:02,979 And dumb. 499 00:30:03,055 --> 00:30:05,740 And mean and cruel and stupid. 500 00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:07,624 And, yeah, I said “stupid” twice... 501 00:30:07,695 --> 00:30:11,097 only to emphasize how stupid that is. 502 00:30:11,175 --> 00:30:13,542 Hey. Leave Mulan alone. 503 00:30:13,615 --> 00:30:15,617 It's Brook, actually. 504 00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:17,584 Soso. 505 00:30:18,575 --> 00:30:20,543 You know what? You're right, Soso. 506 00:30:20,615 --> 00:30:22,458 I mean, look around this place. 507 00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:25,982 We're criminals, but that don't mean we don't deserve to be treated like normal people. 508 00:30:26,095 --> 00:30:27,938 Exactly. 509 00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:31,616 Since when do you care about the conditions, Leanne? 510 00:30:31,695 --> 00:30:33,504 Since always. 511 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:35,942 Nobody likes to live like an animal. 512 00:30:36,015 --> 00:30:39,224 So... you want to join me? 513 00:30:39,295 --> 00:30:42,424 It depends on what they're serving for lunch today... 514 00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:44,463 but I'll think On it. 515 00:30:44,535 --> 00:30:45,661 Okay. 516 00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:47,658 You know, I could tell you more... 517 00:30:47,735 --> 00:30:50,944 about the efficacy of prison hunger strikes historically, if you want. 518 00:30:51,015 --> 00:30:53,097 That sounds real interesting. 519 00:30:54,175 --> 00:30:55,665 Great. 520 00:30:55,735 --> 00:30:58,056 Lilo and Stitch starving themselves to save the world. 521 00:30:58,135 --> 00:30:59,625 This is- 522 00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:05,540 She's Lilo, isn't she? 523 00:31:07,135 --> 00:31:10,901 So, you're saying that I'm Stitch, you friendless freak. 524 00:31:11,015 --> 00:31:13,666 No one likes you. 525 00:31:34,615 --> 00:31:36,663 Aw. Are you guys lost? 526 00:31:36,735 --> 00:31:38,976 We ain't ready for breakfast yet. 527 00:31:39,055 --> 00:31:41,706 But today, we have Cream of Wheat. 528 00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:43,903 Yay. Old people food. 529 00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:45,864 Didn't your mother teach you manners? 530 00:31:45,935 --> 00:31:48,905 Why you old people always gotta be so cranky all the time? 531 00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:52,138 Yeah, you here to teach us a morality lesson and shit? 532 00:31:53,735 --> 00:31:55,624 We're here to collect what belongs to Red. 533 00:31:55,695 --> 00:31:58,266 Well, we don't know nothing about that, so- 534 00:31:59,575 --> 00:32:02,499 Aren't you cute? 535 00:32:02,575 --> 00:32:06,739 Did you get caught up in your boyfriend's drug game? 536 00:32:06,815 --> 00:32:09,341 You want to know what I did? 537 00:32:09,415 --> 00:32:14,546 Cut my husband's dick off with a butcher knife, and it wasn't even sharp. 538 00:32:14,615 --> 00:32:17,095 I still dream about it- 539 00:32:17,175 --> 00:32:18,779 all the blood... 540 00:32:18,855 --> 00:32:22,746 the way it flopped around in my fist. 541 00:32:24,135 --> 00:32:26,456 Hmm. Best thing I ever did. 542 00:32:31,135 --> 00:32:35,299 It's so disappointing, being underestimated as you age. 543 00:32:37,615 --> 00:32:40,061 I don't know what happened. Nobody tells the new girl. 544 00:32:40,135 --> 00:32:42,741 One day she was running things, large and in charge. 545 00:32:42,855 --> 00:32:44,937 And the next- Poof. Gone. 546 00:32:45,015 --> 00:32:46,460 So long, Rhonda. 547 00:32:46,535 --> 00:32:50,426 Something major must've happened for her to be sent down to max, no? 548 00:32:50,495 --> 00:32:53,419 Yeah, well, who knows how stuff works around here. 549 00:32:53,495 --> 00:32:56,499 You hear Anita had a heart attack last night? 550 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:58,384 The guido who rooms with us? 551 00:32:59,975 --> 00:33:02,706 Probably too much ragout in her arteries. 552 00:33:03,655 --> 00:33:05,657 Speaking of. 553 00:33:13,455 --> 00:33:14,820 Put your hand in. 554 00:33:14,895 --> 00:33:16,863 Oh, God. That's unsanitary. 555 00:33:16,935 --> 00:33:18,858 Just do it. 556 00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:22,578 Pull. 557 00:33:25,935 --> 00:33:29,576 - Holy shit. - Not too bad for a white girl, hmm? 558 00:33:30,895 --> 00:33:33,102 Not too bad at all. 559 00:33:33,175 --> 00:33:35,860 - You selling already? - Oh, a little here and there. 560 00:33:35,935 --> 00:33:37,425 Testing the waters. 561 00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:40,584 I don't want to get in over my head. 562 00:33:40,655 --> 00:33:44,865 Shit. You gonna be running things around here in a few months. 563 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:46,505 We'll see. 564 00:33:46,575 --> 00:33:48,464 Slow and steady. 565 00:33:48,535 --> 00:33:51,664 But I do thank you for your advice. 566 00:33:53,495 --> 00:33:55,304 Hey, Vee. 567 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:58,345 I'm sorry to bother you, but the one without the eyebrows- 568 00:33:58,415 --> 00:34:00,304 she ain't got her money. 569 00:34:00,375 --> 00:34:02,662 Figured you wanted to deal with her yourself, like you told us. 570 00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:04,419 I'll be right there. 571 00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:07,779 I better get goin'. 572 00:34:07,855 --> 00:34:09,857 We can talk more later. 573 00:34:10,855 --> 00:34:13,017 I'm impressed, Red. 574 00:34:18,655 --> 00:34:22,023 - Red helped me with Mendez. - Does the entire prison know? 575 00:34:22,095 --> 00:34:24,018 That's it. I promise. 576 00:34:24,095 --> 00:34:26,496 Babe, you need to relax. 577 00:34:26,575 --> 00:34:29,181 How can you act like everything is fine when he's back here? 578 00:34:29,295 --> 00:34:31,616 He could ruin our lives. He could- 579 00:34:31,695 --> 00:34:33,424 He could ruin my life. 580 00:34:36,135 --> 00:34:38,581 Everything's gonna be fine. Red's on our side. 581 00:34:38,655 --> 00:34:40,578 And Mendez doesn't even try to talk to me. 582 00:34:40,655 --> 00:34:43,056 Good. I'm- I'm sure they probably- 583 00:34:43,135 --> 00:34:46,105 I'm sure they probably told him to stay as far away as possible. 584 00:34:46,175 --> 00:34:48,906 Just feels a little weird since, you know, he's in love with me or whatever... 585 00:34:48,975 --> 00:34:51,455 you would think that he'd try to say hi. 586 00:34:51,535 --> 00:34:54,857 Okay, you know, I- I'm gonna tell Caputo that Mendez is the father. 587 00:34:56,255 --> 00:34:58,019 But that's a lie. 588 00:34:58,095 --> 00:35:00,063 But didn't he have sex with you? 589 00:35:00,135 --> 00:35:03,776 - Yeah. - So he's a criminal and he deserves to go to prison. 590 00:35:03,855 --> 00:35:07,223 But you had sex with me. You used to, anyways. 591 00:35:07,295 --> 00:35:10,617 - That's different. I- I love you. - So does he. 592 00:35:10,695 --> 00:35:13,301 Are you actually defending him right now? 593 00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:17,266 - I just can't believe you would send an innocent man to prison. - I'm sorry- What? 594 00:35:17,335 --> 00:35:19,224 The whole plan was to send him to prison. 595 00:35:19,295 --> 00:35:23,619 That's why you fucked him in the first place, was it not? It just didn't work. 596 00:35:23,695 --> 00:35:26,585 I don't know what I was doing. They talked me into it. 597 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:29,625 You know how scary my mom can be. 598 00:35:29,695 --> 00:35:32,619 But I've had time to reflect, and he's innocent. 599 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:36,097 Oh, come on, Daya. You know he deserves to go to prison for something. 600 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,337 This is just how life works. 601 00:35:38,415 --> 00:35:40,338 Well, I need time to think. 602 00:35:40,415 --> 00:35:44,340 Don't you go doing nothing without talking to me. You hear me? 603 00:35:45,335 --> 00:35:47,906 Now, you want me to finish, or what? 604 00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,706 Yes. 605 00:35:53,255 --> 00:35:55,223 Red light special, please. 606 00:35:55,295 --> 00:35:58,697 Man, you people are like a 3-D “don't do drugs” ad. 607 00:35:58,775 --> 00:36:00,539 Ain't that the code? 608 00:36:02,455 --> 00:36:04,264 Damn, you want that many? 609 00:36:04,335 --> 00:36:06,576 Isn't that what it costs? 610 00:36:06,655 --> 00:36:08,623 What are you talkin' about? 611 00:36:08,695 --> 00:36:10,220 The stuff. 612 00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:11,626 You can say “cigarette.” 613 00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:13,902 Wh- No. The special stuff. 614 00:36:13,975 --> 00:36:16,216 I know the black girls are selling it. 615 00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:18,741 - You saying we all look alike? - Come on. 616 00:36:18,815 --> 00:36:21,659 My face is all achy. I need to not feel it for a while. 617 00:36:21,735 --> 00:36:24,261 Then go buy some aspirin from commissary. 618 00:36:24,335 --> 00:36:25,746 Get out of here. 619 00:36:25,815 --> 00:36:28,625 And I'm keeping these for my time. 620 00:36:30,215 --> 00:36:31,899 Go. 621 00:36:36,415 --> 00:36:39,464 This one Christmas... 622 00:36:39,535 --> 00:36:43,540 I was allowed to help Grandmother make her really famous sugar cookies... 623 00:36:43,615 --> 00:36:45,299 for the very first time. 624 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:48,982 I think most of you have probably received a tin of her cookies over the years. 625 00:36:49,055 --> 00:36:51,057 If you didn't, Grandmother didn't like you. 626 00:36:52,415 --> 00:36:54,417 - I'm just sayin'. - Anyway... 627 00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:58,819 it took less than five minutes for me to mess up... 628 00:36:58,895 --> 00:37:01,819 and I poured too much baking soda into the dough... 629 00:37:01,895 --> 00:37:04,023 and I immediately started crying. 630 00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:08,623 I thought I had completely ruined Christmas. 631 00:37:09,615 --> 00:37:12,505 But instead of yelling at me... 632 00:37:12,575 --> 00:37:15,385 Grandmother told me that they were gonna be fine... 633 00:37:15,455 --> 00:37:17,378 and she said better, even. 634 00:37:17,455 --> 00:37:19,025 And then- 635 00:37:20,015 --> 00:37:21,938 And then she said to me... 636 00:37:22,015 --> 00:37:24,222 “Piper... 637 00:37:24,295 --> 00:37:27,219 life is made in the mistakes.” 638 00:37:29,935 --> 00:37:33,621 In retrospect, I'm sure she remade them after I left. You know? 639 00:37:36,455 --> 00:37:38,981 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 640 00:37:39,055 --> 00:37:40,500 Um- 641 00:37:41,775 --> 00:37:45,825 I mean, the woman's name was Celeste, for God's sake. 642 00:37:45,895 --> 00:37:48,375 Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Father. 643 00:37:48,495 --> 00:37:52,056 Um, I- I don't know if any of you have ever heard one of those things played before- 644 00:37:52,135 --> 00:37:53,705 a Celeste, I mean- 645 00:37:53,775 --> 00:37:58,417 but it is this magical, ethereal experience. 646 00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:02,341 Uh, all these steel plates that ting and sound like- 647 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:07,819 I don't know, like if an ocean were to suddenly make music. 648 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,259 Um, that's- 649 00:38:10,335 --> 00:38:11,939 that's not really like Grandmother... 650 00:38:12,015 --> 00:38:14,017 but she was- she was special. 651 00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:17,019 She- She made you feel like there was something important about you... 652 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:22,386 even when you knew you were nothing but a polyp in the sea of human mundanity. 653 00:38:23,455 --> 00:38:25,981 Lot of ocean imagery here. 654 00:38:26,055 --> 00:38:28,217 But look, the point is that- 655 00:38:28,295 --> 00:38:30,616 that Grandmother was a wonderful woman. 656 00:38:30,695 --> 00:38:34,063 That's the point I'm trying to make. And she should be celebrated. 657 00:38:34,135 --> 00:38:37,935 And my sister, Piper, is here, and that is truly incredible... 658 00:38:38,015 --> 00:38:41,701 because she is technically a ward of the federal government. 659 00:38:41,775 --> 00:38:43,425 Or... 660 00:38:43,495 --> 00:38:47,102 just returned from Africa, Aunt Kathy. 661 00:38:47,175 --> 00:38:51,021 Um, either way, today is a day to celebrate life. 662 00:38:51,095 --> 00:38:54,417 Today is a day to celebrate today. 663 00:38:55,815 --> 00:38:57,579 And that is wh- 664 00:38:59,895 --> 00:39:03,342 That is why I can't think of a better time to do this. 665 00:39:05,215 --> 00:39:06,705 Come on. 666 00:39:06,775 --> 00:39:10,302 Come on, my little hen of the woods. 667 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,059 Aah! 668 00:39:13,535 --> 00:39:16,778 Friends... family- 669 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,778 - Do something. - lovers, um... 670 00:39:18,855 --> 00:39:21,381 older family friends that I can never remember the names of... 671 00:39:21,455 --> 00:39:23,856 Neri and I are getting married. 672 00:39:25,095 --> 00:39:27,496 Right now. 673 00:39:27,575 --> 00:39:29,816 With all of you as our witnesses. 674 00:39:29,895 --> 00:39:32,660 Our friends are here, Piper's on furlough... 675 00:39:32,735 --> 00:39:36,023 our buddy, Sam, got ordained last week just for us. 676 00:39:36,095 --> 00:39:37,938 Thank you, Sam. 677 00:39:38,015 --> 00:39:41,383 Uh, Neri's family is here. Pam and Joe in the back. 678 00:39:41,455 --> 00:39:44,220 Hi, guys. You're so cute. You are awesome. Thank you for coming. 679 00:39:44,295 --> 00:39:46,059 Love you. 680 00:39:46,135 --> 00:39:47,546 And, uh... 681 00:39:47,655 --> 00:39:50,386 I think that Celeste... 682 00:39:51,615 --> 00:39:53,105 would be pleased... 683 00:39:53,175 --> 00:39:56,065 with our judicious use of the free flowers and food... 684 00:39:56,135 --> 00:39:58,502 if not a tiny bit judgmental. 685 00:39:58,575 --> 00:40:01,499 And I think that she would admire our spirit. 686 00:40:01,575 --> 00:40:03,179 Right? 687 00:40:05,455 --> 00:40:07,105 Pipes. 688 00:40:09,895 --> 00:40:11,943 We're gonna eat the world. 689 00:40:18,495 --> 00:40:20,020 Sorry, Mom. 690 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,177 Next Wednesday at 1900 hours. 691 00:40:29,655 --> 00:40:32,135 - Yo. - Yo, what the hell you are doin'? 692 00:40:32,215 --> 00:40:35,378 I need to talk to you. I think Vee's bringin' in drugs. 693 00:40:35,495 --> 00:40:39,466 P, ain't you bored of havin' the same damn conversation every day? 694 00:40:39,535 --> 00:40:42,379 - Shit. I know I am. - Yo, just listen, all right? 695 00:40:42,455 --> 00:40:43,900 - One of them meth heads- - No! 696 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,865 Why don't you listen and stop running your mouth? 697 00:40:46,935 --> 00:40:48,699 Who cares what she's doing? 698 00:40:48,775 --> 00:40:50,937 That's her business. 699 00:40:51,015 --> 00:40:55,737 She's been real good to me, and I am not about to turn away from that. 700 00:40:55,815 --> 00:40:58,182 Vee is my family. 701 00:40:58,975 --> 00:41:00,545 Thought I was your family. 702 00:41:00,615 --> 00:41:02,663 You both are my family, yo, like- 703 00:41:02,735 --> 00:41:06,023 What if we was- What if we was drownin' in the middle of the ocean... 704 00:41:06,095 --> 00:41:08,257 and you could only save one of us? 705 00:41:08,335 --> 00:41:10,064 - Why can't I save both of you? - I don't know. 706 00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,615 Because you can't. 'Cause there's not enough room in the boat. 707 00:41:12,695 --> 00:41:15,904 - It's like the world's tiniest boat or some shit? - Yes. Okay? Yes. 708 00:41:15,975 --> 00:41:19,263 It's like a little raft for kiddies and shit. All right? Just play the game with me. 709 00:41:19,335 --> 00:41:20,905 Listen up, Poussey. 710 00:41:20,975 --> 00:41:25,902 I love you, but I am done as a burnt burger talkin' about this shit. 711 00:41:25,975 --> 00:41:29,297 No more talkin' about Vee to me or to anyone. 712 00:41:29,375 --> 00:41:31,184 And, P... 713 00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:33,542 that woman don't play around. 714 00:41:34,815 --> 00:41:37,102 Don't get in her way. 715 00:41:37,175 --> 00:41:39,496 Or mine. You hear? 716 00:41:40,615 --> 00:41:42,822 Yeah. 717 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:50,025 What happened, Doggett? 718 00:41:50,095 --> 00:41:52,826 You know I get mad sometimes. 719 00:41:54,175 --> 00:41:57,179 I know I've been a bully. I know. 720 00:41:59,975 --> 00:42:02,979 But I was really trying to turn a new leaf. 721 00:42:08,895 --> 00:42:10,738 Please. 722 00:42:11,975 --> 00:42:15,616 Please don't send me down to SHU, Mr. Healy. Please. 723 00:42:15,695 --> 00:42:19,256 It is truly awful down there. 724 00:42:22,495 --> 00:42:26,261 Doggett, have you always been quick to anger? 725 00:42:27,135 --> 00:42:28,625 What you mean? 726 00:42:28,695 --> 00:42:32,905 I mean, does it sit right below the surface? 727 00:42:32,975 --> 00:42:36,696 Does it bubble up and surprise you when you're not expecting it? 728 00:42:36,775 --> 00:42:39,016 Do you have a pounding right here... 729 00:42:39,095 --> 00:42:41,666 like it feels like a vein's gonna explode? 730 00:42:41,735 --> 00:42:43,578 Yeah. 731 00:42:43,655 --> 00:42:45,657 Are you a psychic or something? 732 00:42:45,735 --> 00:42:49,103 - No. - How are you in my head then, right now? 733 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:54,106 Because I've had anger issues of my own... 734 00:42:54,215 --> 00:42:58,459 and what I've found is that a change of perspective can make all the difference. 735 00:43:00,015 --> 00:43:03,337 You mean like looking left rather than right kind of thing? 736 00:43:03,415 --> 00:43:05,144 Exactly like that. 737 00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:09,457 Instead of me sending you down to SHU... 738 00:43:09,535 --> 00:43:12,345 I want you to come and visit me once a week. 739 00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:14,304 What would we do? 740 00:43:17,775 --> 00:43:19,345 Talk. 741 00:43:21,055 --> 00:43:22,420 What will we talk about? 742 00:43:22,535 --> 00:43:25,220 I could counsel you through some of these issues. 743 00:43:25,295 --> 00:43:27,024 Yes. 744 00:43:27,095 --> 00:43:29,939 Thank you. Yes. 745 00:43:30,015 --> 00:43:32,859 That's so awfully nice of you, Mr. Healy. 746 00:43:32,935 --> 00:43:35,302 I'm a nice guy. 747 00:43:35,375 --> 00:43:37,184 That's the truth. 748 00:43:42,415 --> 00:43:44,099 Maybe they're runnin' late. 749 00:43:44,175 --> 00:43:46,416 It's a prison. They didn't get lost in the moment. 750 00:43:46,495 --> 00:43:48,543 Hey, whatever. 751 00:43:48,615 --> 00:43:52,097 No, I mean, Jesus, why you fucking breaking my balls? 752 00:43:52,175 --> 00:43:56,499 Man, this took way more convincin' than two boxes of oatmeal pies are worth. 753 00:43:56,575 --> 00:43:58,145 Please, sit. 754 00:43:58,215 --> 00:44:01,617 I thought we could enjoy a family meal together. 755 00:44:01,695 --> 00:44:04,665 - You made this? - How the fuck you do this without a kitchen? 756 00:44:04,735 --> 00:44:06,260 I'm a good improviser. 757 00:44:06,335 --> 00:44:08,941 And I had some help from the baddest bitches around. 758 00:44:09,015 --> 00:44:10,858 Smells wonderful, Red. 759 00:44:10,935 --> 00:44:13,586 - Doesn't mean it tastes good. - Ooh! 760 00:44:13,655 --> 00:44:16,864 Daddy's gettin' blotto tonight, huh? 761 00:44:20,495 --> 00:44:22,623 Thank you for coming. I know you didn't have to. 762 00:44:22,695 --> 00:44:25,983 Hey, uh, Red. Gotta let us in on the secret. I mean, this shit is crazy. 763 00:44:26,055 --> 00:44:28,183 You're my family. 764 00:44:28,255 --> 00:44:31,145 All of you are very important to me. 765 00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:36,062 A-And I... let a lot of things get in the way of that these past few months. 766 00:44:36,135 --> 00:44:37,785 - I truly- - Hey! 767 00:44:37,855 --> 00:44:41,496 Golden oldies. How about I get some of that slop down here, huh? 768 00:44:41,615 --> 00:44:43,424 Seriously. Food me. 769 00:44:45,255 --> 00:44:48,896 I'm trying to have a moment. Now shut up and eat. 770 00:44:53,255 --> 00:44:55,064 Thank you. 771 00:44:56,855 --> 00:44:59,176 As I was saying... 772 00:44:59,255 --> 00:45:02,737 I realize I never said the most important thing. 773 00:45:06,975 --> 00:45:09,262 I'm sorry. 774 00:45:12,415 --> 00:45:14,622 You know, Red, we've done okay without you. 775 00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:18,222 I know you have, but I want you to do better than okay. 776 00:45:18,295 --> 00:45:21,504 Yeah, but maybe there's some parts that we didn't miss so much. 777 00:45:21,575 --> 00:45:24,465 - Like being pushed around. - Or burned. 778 00:45:25,535 --> 00:45:27,902 Gina. 779 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:30,740 I don't know that I'll ever have the words to express... 780 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,580 the regret I feel for what happened to you. 781 00:45:34,935 --> 00:45:37,415 I made a mistake. 782 00:45:37,495 --> 00:45:40,180 I hope you accept my apology. 783 00:45:45,295 --> 00:45:46,820 Okay. 784 00:45:48,615 --> 00:45:52,506 I'm willing to make this more of a democracy, if that's what you all want. 785 00:45:52,575 --> 00:45:54,543 I just want my family back. 786 00:45:54,615 --> 00:45:57,937 Aw, get over here, Red. 787 00:45:59,055 --> 00:46:00,978 Right? 788 00:46:01,055 --> 00:46:03,661 Norma. 789 00:46:03,735 --> 00:46:05,339 My dear Norma. 790 00:46:05,415 --> 00:46:08,498 You've been by my side for many years. 791 00:46:08,575 --> 00:46:12,182 You stood beside me, listened to me... 792 00:46:12,255 --> 00:46:15,225 plucked the hair out of that weird mole on the back of my arm. 793 00:46:17,015 --> 00:46:19,302 You're my best friend... 794 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:21,616 and I missed you so much. 795 00:46:28,495 --> 00:46:31,783 Thank you for giving me another chance. 796 00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,505 What about me? 797 00:46:33,575 --> 00:46:37,102 Don't you have a special dedication for me? 798 00:46:37,175 --> 00:46:38,586 Boo. 799 00:46:38,655 --> 00:46:41,943 Thank you for always being a pain in my ass. 800 00:46:42,015 --> 00:46:45,303 Let's stick together from now on, huh? 801 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,820 Nazdrovje! 802 00:46:46,895 --> 00:46:48,340 Nazdrovje! 803 00:46:48,415 --> 00:46:49,860 Nazdrovje! 804 00:46:51,495 --> 00:46:53,099 Uh-huh. 805 00:46:54,335 --> 00:46:56,383 Ah. 806 00:47:04,215 --> 00:47:06,377 What do you want? 807 00:47:06,455 --> 00:47:09,345 Hear you have a pretty good system worked out for yourself in here. 808 00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:13,659 Norma. Get the nice young woman a form. 809 00:47:13,735 --> 00:47:17,057 Write down what you want, and I'll do my best. 810 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:20,139 We're a little overwhelmed with orders lately though. 811 00:47:21,855 --> 00:47:25,098 Ain't here to place no orders. Here to buy the company. 812 00:47:26,215 --> 00:47:28,422 It's not for sale. Sorry. 813 00:47:28,495 --> 00:47:30,975 You don't even wanna hear the offer? 814 00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:32,341 Try me. 815 00:47:32,415 --> 00:47:36,420 You get to stay in cozy minimum security. 816 00:47:36,495 --> 00:47:38,543 Oh, and we don't break your ribs. 817 00:47:39,855 --> 00:47:41,903 You, my dear... 818 00:47:41,975 --> 00:47:46,776 have chosen the one fight in here that can't be won. 819 00:47:47,815 --> 00:47:50,261 Go run to your mommy. 820 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,781 Tell her Red needs to talk to her. 821 00:47:52,855 --> 00:47:55,620 Then the adults will discuss this. 822 00:47:55,695 --> 00:47:59,017 You know that's a real stupid move, right? 823 00:47:59,095 --> 00:48:01,462 I mean, I'm happy to go get her for you. 824 00:48:02,895 --> 00:48:05,705 Today has been kind of boring anyhow. 825 00:48:05,775 --> 00:48:07,777 Go. 826 00:48:07,855 --> 00:48:09,857 Go, go, go. 827 00:48:15,735 --> 00:48:18,181 I'm sorry. Maybe I'm just an idiot. 828 00:48:18,255 --> 00:48:21,577 'Cause I'm having a hard motherfucking time understanding how three little old ladies... 829 00:48:21,655 --> 00:48:23,657 come in here and stole from us. 830 00:48:23,735 --> 00:48:25,225 They was really scary. 831 00:48:25,295 --> 00:48:27,775 Yeah, and one of them looked like a Disney witch. 832 00:48:28,615 --> 00:48:30,219 ¡Dios mío! 833 00:48:30,295 --> 00:48:32,616 You know what? Go. Get out of my face. 834 00:48:32,695 --> 00:48:34,299 Yo. 835 00:48:35,695 --> 00:48:37,618 Red sends her apologies. 836 00:48:42,815 --> 00:48:44,817 I hate this kitchen. 837 00:49:01,735 --> 00:49:03,976 What the fuck is this? 838 00:49:04,055 --> 00:49:05,705 Huh? 839 00:49:05,775 --> 00:49:07,584 What is this? 840 00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:11,660 You think you can just get away with this shit? You think I'm gonna turn a blind eye? 841 00:49:11,735 --> 00:49:14,136 Think I'm a pussy? 842 00:49:14,215 --> 00:49:17,264 It's time for a good old-fashioned search, ladies. 843 00:49:26,895 --> 00:49:28,499 Oh, what is this? 844 00:49:30,055 --> 00:49:32,183 Illegal contraband? 845 00:49:33,615 --> 00:49:36,221 You're awfully quiet, inmate. Got nothing to say now? 846 00:49:36,295 --> 00:49:38,184 You scared? 847 00:49:38,255 --> 00:49:40,303 'Cause you fucking should be! 848 00:49:40,415 --> 00:49:42,099 I'm in control! 849 00:49:42,175 --> 00:49:44,018 I'm in charge! 850 00:49:55,215 --> 00:49:57,138 - Fuckin'- - Hey-hey-hey-hey. Hey! 851 00:49:57,215 --> 00:49:58,785 Buddy! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 852 00:49:58,855 --> 00:50:00,937 Shh. Hey. Hey. 853 00:50:01,015 --> 00:50:04,098 We are gonna fucking crack down on you! On all of you! 854 00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:06,303 You're gonna get yourself fired, pal. 855 00:50:06,375 --> 00:50:08,104 Shh. 856 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,382 It's okay. Come on. 857 00:50:11,735 --> 00:50:13,180 You all right? 858 00:50:13,255 --> 00:50:15,462 Come on. Let's get you out of here. 859 00:50:15,575 --> 00:50:16,940 Everything's okay, ladies. 860 00:50:17,015 --> 00:50:20,383 Just, um... clean this shit up. All right? 861 00:50:36,215 --> 00:50:37,785 Sorry for the fuss. 862 00:50:37,855 --> 00:50:40,017 Come on. 863 00:50:40,095 --> 00:50:42,257 You're all right, buddy. Come on. 864 00:50:51,575 --> 00:50:55,136 for the very first time, the bride and the groom. 865 00:50:57,055 --> 00:51:00,696 It's so wonderful that you could be here, Piper. 866 00:51:00,775 --> 00:51:02,777 How are you doing? 867 00:51:04,175 --> 00:51:07,258 Fine. I'm fine. 868 00:51:07,375 --> 00:51:12,063 We would be so heartbroken for our Julie if she were in your... position. 869 00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:15,218 You know, we- we were just talking earlier... 870 00:51:15,295 --> 00:51:17,866 about what a wonderful kid you were. 871 00:51:17,935 --> 00:51:23,419 Always in the newspaper for something, a-always achieving. 872 00:51:23,495 --> 00:51:27,580 We just want you to know, dear, we still see you as that person. 873 00:51:27,655 --> 00:51:31,137 I'm sure you're anxious to return to your old self. 874 00:53:25,095 --> 00:53:27,541 Guard Wester, call 609. 875 00:53:28,575 --> 00:53:30,418 Well, now. 876 00:53:30,495 --> 00:53:33,499 There's the black beauty I've been waitin' for. 877 00:53:33,575 --> 00:53:35,065 Can I help you? 878 00:53:35,135 --> 00:53:38,059 I think that's the other way around, sistah. 879 00:53:38,135 --> 00:53:41,059 Jesus. Can't even brush your teeth around here without getting into something. 880 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,705 What do you want, man? 881 00:53:42,775 --> 00:53:47,383 How much would it be worth to you to find another route in? 882 00:53:49,135 --> 00:53:51,024 Depends on where the route goes. 883 00:53:51,095 --> 00:53:54,417 Oh, now, you know I can't give you information... 884 00:53:54,495 --> 00:53:56,418 unless I know what I'm getting for it. 885 00:53:59,095 --> 00:54:01,462 I'm supposed to be interested in that? 886 00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:06,624 I know how Red's importing contraband. 887 00:54:06,695 --> 00:54:08,823 Interested in that? 888 00:54:08,895 --> 00:54:12,980 'Cause I also know that the guards are hot on your trail. 889 00:54:13,055 --> 00:54:15,820 So you're gonna need a new cover. Right? 890 00:54:15,895 --> 00:54:18,819 I want 20% of the tobacco intake. 891 00:54:21,295 --> 00:54:23,741 You are a smug little dyke, aren't you? 892 00:54:23,815 --> 00:54:25,465 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 893 00:54:25,575 --> 00:54:28,579 I am a big, smart dyke. 894 00:54:28,655 --> 00:54:30,942 Yes, ma'am. 895 00:54:33,095 --> 00:54:34,665 Ten percent. 896 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,261 You got yourself a deal. 897 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:50,981 On the gate, exit 3218. 898 00:54:52,615 --> 00:54:56,097 Did you get your pack of wild dogs under control? 899 00:54:56,175 --> 00:54:58,257 - They're always obedient. - Good. 900 00:54:58,335 --> 00:55:02,306 Then I'll look forward to never seeing them in here again. 901 00:55:04,815 --> 00:55:07,864 Who do you think gave the order, Red? 902 00:55:09,695 --> 00:55:11,185 You're my friend. 903 00:55:11,255 --> 00:55:14,543 I don't remember us exchanging woven bracelets. 904 00:55:16,535 --> 00:55:19,425 You're not taking over my business. 905 00:55:19,495 --> 00:55:20,940 I started it. 906 00:55:21,015 --> 00:55:23,700 Come on. Can't we share? 907 00:55:23,775 --> 00:55:26,426 Didn't I give you the idea in the first place? 908 00:55:26,495 --> 00:55:29,578 - Now all of a sudden it's yours? - What did you do to Rhonda? 909 00:55:31,535 --> 00:55:33,617 Here's what's gonna happen. 910 00:55:33,695 --> 00:55:36,699 You're gonna keep taking orders and filling them. 911 00:55:36,775 --> 00:55:39,699 My girls will be distributing the goods... 912 00:55:39,815 --> 00:55:41,544 and collecting the payments. 913 00:55:41,615 --> 00:55:43,856 I'll tell Healy. 914 00:55:43,935 --> 00:55:46,666 Oh, Red. 915 00:55:48,055 --> 00:55:49,580 You do that... 916 00:55:49,655 --> 00:55:51,942 and I will make sure that you end up... 917 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,336 exactly like Rhonda. 918 00:55:54,455 --> 00:55:58,699 You are not taking this from me. 919 00:55:58,775 --> 00:56:02,382 Your first mistake is not having backup. 920 00:56:09,775 --> 00:56:11,777 Go ahead. 921 00:56:48,775 --> 00:56:51,779 Shh, shh, shh. 922 00:56:58,855 --> 00:57:01,859 Hey. I got a gift for you. 923 00:57:01,935 --> 00:57:04,302 Shit. It's not even my birthday. 924 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,825 First one's free. 925 00:57:06,895 --> 00:57:09,296 Let me know if you want more. 926 00:57:22,055 --> 00:57:23,580 When I said “prove it”... 927 00:57:23,655 --> 00:57:26,784 I meant it in a Coach Taylor kind of way. 928 00:57:26,855 --> 00:57:30,496 Not a “terrify all the inmates, get yourself suspended” way. 929 00:57:30,575 --> 00:57:32,782 Sorry, sir. I don't know what, uh- 930 00:57:32,855 --> 00:57:34,903 I don't know what got into me. 931 00:57:34,975 --> 00:57:38,775 I don't have time for any more headaches on top of everything else right now. 932 00:57:38,855 --> 00:57:43,417 I understand. I'm just-just under a lot of stress with the shot quota. 933 00:57:43,495 --> 00:57:45,782 And some, uh- 934 00:57:45,855 --> 00:57:47,664 some personal stuff. 935 00:57:47,775 --> 00:57:51,575 Yes, and your personal crap belongs at home next to your tchotchkes. 936 00:57:51,695 --> 00:57:56,417 That's the thing, sir. I... can't exactly leave this stuff at home. 937 00:57:56,535 --> 00:57:58,856 What are you trying to tell me? 938 00:58:02,415 --> 00:58:04,543 Diaz is pregnant. 939 00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,777 Dayanara. 940 00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:09,857 What? 941 00:58:12,735 --> 00:58:14,624 Must've been Mendez. 942 00:59:39,815 --> 00:59:47,815 Ripped By mstoll