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The doctor recommends...
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a bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy.
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Who doesn't love a surgery
with “ooph” in it?
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Yeah, well, uh...
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the, uh, DOC...
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has set certain limits on invasive-
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It's not gonna happen.
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You're- You're not out of options.
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- We'll stick with the chemo.
- “We”?
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You got cancer in your ovaries too?
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I'm your counselor.
I'm here to help you through this.
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There is no “through this.”
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- I'm gonna die.
- Hey, come on, now.
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You could live for years.
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- That's a fucking lie.
- Language!
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Look, I know this is difficult for you.
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My cousin had lung cancer.
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It didn't look good for him,
but he stuck with the chemo...
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and now he's back
fixing roofs in Oneonta.
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Lucky dog, your cousin.
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Me? Dead duck.
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You have to try to remain positive.
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No one knows the future.
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Doctors know the future.
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They think I need the surgery.
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I wish I could help you.
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But it's out of your hands.
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It's always out of your hands.
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You're all the same.
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Useless.
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Ripped By mstoll
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- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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¿ Si?
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Okay.
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Suits! On the floor! Down!
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Just stay down.
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No dye packs.
Don't want no Smurf money.
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Fill the bag.
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Don't.
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Stop.
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He got hit?
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We could take him to that vet.
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Marco.
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Marco?
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Looking good, Red.
You got a green thumb. Look at this.
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It's not rocket science.
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What's that?
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Oh. I was thinking
I could take a little area...
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for my own guys to bust out a little.
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- What are you planting?
- Vegetables.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of 'em myself.
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Come in in the morning,
sing 'em a little song.
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Every morning?
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Well, when it gets warmer,
I'll move them outside.
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Are you sure it's not too early?
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If they grow too big in here,
they might not transplant well.
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That's just little bitch vegetables,
like squash.
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Broccoli is no pussy.
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Don't worry.
I know what I'm talkin' about.
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This pot is way too big
for this seedling.
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You got to make sure you're
getting proper drainage here.
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Don't!
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That's Jimmy's pot.
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It's a beanstalk.
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She thought she was going
to steal a harp from a giant.
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It was a whole-
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Okay.
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If you're worried about the drainage...
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maybe you could buy me
some smaller pots.
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Yeah. It'll probably do just fine.
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Leave your seeds.
I'll get your plants going.
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Nah. Truth is,
I like doing it myself.
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Therapeutic.
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See you tomorrow.
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Good job.
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I have to say...
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there is something gratifying
about this, you know?
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Washing someone else's clothes...
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being of service
to another human being.
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Well, just wait till you come across
some of them period-soaked panties...
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or the shit stains on the undies...
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and see how gratified you are.
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I get what you're saying, Soso.
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Taking something dirty,
making it not dirty no more.
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And, uh, speaking of washin'...
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you see they got a new kind of deodorant
down at commissary?
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- Powder-fresh scent.
- ls that right?
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Yeah, I'm gonna have
to go check that out.
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Guys, antiperspirant
is so bad for you.
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You know it's completely toxic.
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Our bodies are meant
to breathe free.
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“Breathe.” Yeah.
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Yeah. You know, that makes me wish
that we had some windows down here...
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so we could air out the place,
you know?
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Yeah, they're trying to say you stink.
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I do?
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We know it's hard to get out
of that depression-funk thing...
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when you first get here, but-
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You reek.
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Go take a shower.
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All right, Tucky, lay off.
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Excuse me?
Leanne, you lay off.
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'Cause the Leanne I knew
would have told this dirty hippie...
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to go wash her hairy pits and her parts.
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But instead, you're off
making new friends now, aren't ya?
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Hmm. How's that going?
I can't imagine well.
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Because a real friend doesn't have to
dance around a subject...
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and a real friend
just tells it like it is.
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Watch and learn.
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You smell like a fuckin' turtle tank.
Go take a fuckin' shower.
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You try washing an 80-year-old woman...
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when she's forgotten
to shower for a month.
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Strange things grow in the folds.
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We hid Jimmy's condition for years.
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Spent half our days tracking her down
when she wandered...
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trying to get her back
in time for count...
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watching her get worse every day.
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How is she gonna eat?
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How is she gonna
take care of herself?
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She'll end up on the street, and then-
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- My guess- dead in a week.
- Oh.
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Don't get us wrong.
It's disgusting what they done.
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And she is-
was a lovely woman.
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So, compassionate release
is really just a dump and run.
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More like dump and sidle away
like the sneaky, shitty spiders they are.
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I know this guy, a reporter.
He might be able to help.
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“Demented Granny Set Free”
ain't a sexy headline, and it ain't news.
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No one gives a shit
about old ladies.
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We remind everyone
that they're gonna die.
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I don't feel that way.
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I find it comforting
to be around old people.
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Glad we could be of service.
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My grandmother is dying.
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Sorry to hear that.
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She taught me how to knit.
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I made a blanket
for my stuffed monkey.
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Took me six months.
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And then my mother sold it
at a yard sale for a quarter.
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Your mom sounds like a twat.
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She can be.
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But not my grandmother, no.
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When Granddad died, she taught herself
how to invest in the stock market...
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and got really, really good at it.
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She bought herself
a house in Wellfleet...
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and she started kayaking.
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She always used to say to me,
“Go out and eat the world, Piper.
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Don't you get stuck at home
with some man.”
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I may have taken that
last part too literally.
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Chapman.
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Let me guess.
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“Dear Miss Chapman,
no one gets furlough.
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Not you, not anyone,
but especially not you.
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Love, the DOC.”
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- Am I warm?
- You got your furlough.
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- Funny.
- Watch the sarcasm.
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I made a few phone calls,
moved the process along.
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You get to go and say good-bye
to your nana.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you- Are you serious?
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Don't ask questions, Chapman.
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Just say “thank you.”
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Mr. Healy.
Thank you.
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Okay. You're welcome.
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You're welcome, Chapman.
You're welcome.
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Did- Did he say “furlough”?
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You're deaf as a post, honey.
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No one gets a furlough.
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Good morning.
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Morning. How are you?
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Good morning, sunshine.
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- What's this?
- It's a hot chocolate.
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A little sweet for my... you.
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Thanks, Joel.
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- Was it too hot?
- Is there schnapps in this?
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Yeah. That one's mine.
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Ugh. What's wrong with you?
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- Babe, it's for flavor.
- Don't call me babe.
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You can't call me babe
if you can't return my texts.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't text.
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All right? If you want
to talk to me, call.
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Or drive over to my house, you know.
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But after midnight,
when my roommate's sleeping.
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Caputo, look at this. Do you see this?
Do you fucking see this?
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Your shoe? I see your shoe.
It's a nice shoe.
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- “Nice”?
- High.
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These are fucking Louboutins
with gum on the sole.
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I stepped in gum
not two feet into the building.
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Where are the prisoners getting gum?
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Gum is contraband.
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Caputo, how the hell is it
getting in, chewed, dropped...
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and stuck to the bottom
of my very expensive shoe?
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- I don't know.
- And that's what concerns me.
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I'm enforcing your shot quota.
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I'm doing everything I can.
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Well, do better.
Take control.
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- You, do you work here?
- Yes, ma'am.
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Don't call me “ma'am.” I'm not an old lady
you're bagging groceries for.
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You're a correctional officer.
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Your job is to enforce the rules.
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- Do you know what the rules are?
- Yes.
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Because right now, looking in
an arbitrary direction, I see large earrings.
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I see unapproved makeup.
Am I the only one who sees this?
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Do I have super vision?
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Am I like the boy
in The Sixth Sense...
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who sees infractions
no one else sees?
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Am I in a fucking
M. Night “Shalamalama” movie...
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or is that inmate wearing
green eye shadow?
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I think its pronounced Shyamalan.
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I, uh, better get back to work.
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Miss Figueroa,
everyone wears makeup.
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Oh, good. I'm not crazy.
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So, are you gonna do something about it,
or are you just here for decoration?
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Inmate, hold up.
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That was totally unnecessary.
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Oh, did I make her sad puppy-dog eyes
look even sadder?
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I know you have some kind of pathetic
“Love is...” cartoon crush on her...
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but this isn't high school.
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Do your job,
or I will find someone who will.
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And make this one take a shower.
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I'm so fucking tired all the time.
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I fall asleep everywhere.
It's like I'm a necrophiliac.
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You guys come up
with a plan yet or what?
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Last idea was to pretend I'm fat...
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have it in the broom closet,
and then sneak it out in his leg.
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But I'm pretty sure he was kidding.
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He could be on to something
though, you know?
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People around here seem
to have all sorts of ways of getting shit in...
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so maybe you could
figure out the reverse.
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The top's extra for my kitchen.
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The bottom's some perks for my girls.
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- Don't want any drama.
- No drama.
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Just business.
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00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,979
Hey, lady, are you taking her blood
or giving her a tattoo?
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- I'm doing my best.
- Yeah, well, your best sucks.
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Maybe you'll start vomiting soon
so you can't talk so much, yes?
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Go stick your head in a bucket.
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Thank you for defending
my veins, bucket boy.
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Yeah, well, she's a useless bitch.
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She's a drunk.
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- What are you talking about?
- Watch.
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She'll drop off the blood
at the window...
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circle back to the cabinet,
where they keep their purses.
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Then she'll turn her back...
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and she'll take a slug of something.
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Then close it up...
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and pop a piece of gum
into her mouth.
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She's like clockwork.
251
00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:40,057
Every 20 minutes or so.
252
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:42,024
Shit.
253
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,177
You've been casing the joint.
254
00:17:44,255 --> 00:17:47,464
We got time here.
You're not that interesting.
255
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:49,264
Okay, okay.
256
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:53,545
So, if you were gonna pull off a heist
in this room right now, how would you do it?
257
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,425
One last heist before I go?
258
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,941
- This isn't the movies, kid.
- No.
259
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:01,786
Come on, humor me.
I have cancer.
260
00:18:03,055 --> 00:18:05,342
Who's the mark, smart-ass?
261
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,503
Drunky bitch.
Yeah, let's steal her wallet.
262
00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:13,146
Okay, fine. I'll play.
263
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:18,696
We're lucky today.
I got CO Ford.
264
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:23,224
He actually gets off his ass
to check the driver once an hour.
265
00:18:23,295 --> 00:18:24,979
Takes five minutes.
266
00:18:25,055 --> 00:18:27,456
Then he takes a bathroom break.
267
00:18:27,535 --> 00:18:30,584
- Two minutes.
- Good.
268
00:18:30,655 --> 00:18:34,785
Then he takes a coffee.
That's another four, tops.
269
00:18:34,855 --> 00:18:37,176
And the receptionist is a smoker.
270
00:18:37,255 --> 00:18:41,055
She takes a break
every three hours on the dot.
271
00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:42,705
So, how do I know
which purse is Drunky's?
272
00:18:42,775 --> 00:18:45,665
Feel for the one with the flask.
273
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:50,662
Smokey's last break
was... an hour-15 ago.
274
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,382
So, what?
Do we just- just wait?
275
00:18:54,455 --> 00:18:56,264
We wait.
276
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,736
It'd be faster if you go down Steinway.
277
00:18:58,815 --> 00:19:00,658
Except there's construction.
278
00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:03,215
Andy, you got to find
a way around it, okay?
279
00:19:03,295 --> 00:19:06,458
- No problem.
- Will you two stop? Hey, this is work.
280
00:19:06,535 --> 00:19:08,776
Work now, ass-play later.
I got it.
281
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:10,937
Okay, listen.
282
00:19:11,015 --> 00:19:12,779
We're looking at three tellers
and one guard.
283
00:19:12,855 --> 00:19:14,539
I'll cover the guard.
284
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,936
Don, you do the cash, okay?
285
00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:19,541
And we gotta do this before noon...
286
00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:22,221
because it's Friday,
and they add extra people in after lunch.
287
00:19:24,775 --> 00:19:26,777
Can you handle the guard?
288
00:19:30,575 --> 00:19:32,577
This fucking guy.
289
00:19:33,895 --> 00:19:37,536
Could I handle the guard in Bayside?
290
00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:41,137
The two in First National?
291
00:19:41,215 --> 00:19:44,378
Wasn't me who freaked out
at Commerce Bank, was it, Don?
292
00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:48,296
Okay.
293
00:19:48,415 --> 00:19:50,941
- We ready to roll?
- I'm off.
294
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,495
Hold up.
One more thing.
295
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:01,579
Ah, you gotta do this every time?
296
00:20:03,895 --> 00:20:05,385
It's good luck.
297
00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,618
Pull over. Pull over here.
There's the car.
298
00:20:15,575 --> 00:20:17,498
Andy, what are you doing?
We gotta do the switch.
299
00:20:17,575 --> 00:20:19,782
- Let's go.
- I need a minute.
300
00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:22,301
Papi, we don't got minutes.
Come on. There's no time to rest.
301
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,104
Rosa!
302
00:20:27,735 --> 00:20:30,420
- I think he's having a heart attack.
- Let's go.
303
00:20:32,695 --> 00:20:34,379
Please don't do this, papi.
Please, okay?
304
00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,981
We got to see Niagara Falls, okay?
We got tickets to Cats.
305
00:20:37,055 --> 00:20:38,739
Please, papi. Please.
306
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:40,340
Dios mío, papi.
307
00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:48,101
Oh, my God.
This can't be happening again.
308
00:20:48,175 --> 00:20:50,098
Not again.
309
00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:52,781
Papi, please.
310
00:21:04,615 --> 00:21:07,824
Hello. You've reached Carol Chapman.
311
00:21:07,895 --> 00:21:12,105
Please leave your name, number
and an ever-so-brief message...
312
00:21:12,175 --> 00:21:15,338
- and I'll return your call at my earliest-
- My God. Where are they?
313
00:21:15,415 --> 00:21:17,816
One call per inmate.
There's a line.
314
00:21:17,895 --> 00:21:20,660
- That wasn't even a call.
- You hung up. Get back in line.
315
00:21:20,735 --> 00:21:22,976
I need to make arrangements
for my furlough.
316
00:21:27,335 --> 00:21:28,860
Fine.
317
00:21:28,975 --> 00:21:32,741
Sure, it's dry for a Veltliner.
Grüner Veltliner is a sweet wine.
318
00:21:32,815 --> 00:21:35,625
I told you he doesn't like sweet wines.
319
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,266
That's why you didn't get the contract.
320
00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:40,463
Meanwhile, she's dictating a novel.
321
00:21:42,015 --> 00:21:43,619
You, Chapman.
322
00:21:45,855 --> 00:21:48,426
- That lip gloss?
- No. No, no. Nope.
323
00:21:48,535 --> 00:21:50,185
These are just my lips.
324
00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:52,826
- What about the eyelashes?
- I was born with them.
325
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,420
Fine.
326
00:21:56,735 --> 00:21:59,102
You wouldn't have let me down.
327
00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:00,825
Shit.
328
00:22:00,895 --> 00:22:03,102
It's supposed to light on fire.
329
00:22:03,215 --> 00:22:05,456
That's the dumbest fucking thing
I've ever seen.
330
00:22:05,535 --> 00:22:10,097
Hey, am I wrong to assume that you and
Fischer have been riding the hobbyhorse?
331
00:22:10,175 --> 00:22:13,896
I don't kiss and tell,
but, uh, I fucked her.
332
00:22:13,975 --> 00:22:15,420
No, you didn't.
333
00:22:15,495 --> 00:22:17,259
I grabbed her boobs.
334
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:19,702
- No, you didn't.
- No, I did.
335
00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:22,341
Really? Hmm.
336
00:22:22,415 --> 00:22:24,656
That's farther than I got.
337
00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:26,464
- Jealous?
- Nah.
338
00:22:26,535 --> 00:22:30,540
Not at all. Now I know
she has horrible taste.
339
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,460
- Hey.
- Whoa.
340
00:22:33,535 --> 00:22:35,537
Mm-hmm. Told you.
341
00:22:37,415 --> 00:22:40,578
- How does that even work?
- God, you're head of electrical.
342
00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:43,340
Yeah, I know, but how's that work?
343
00:22:43,415 --> 00:22:45,816
- Luschek.
- Inmate.
344
00:22:45,895 --> 00:22:48,262
There better be a dozen batteries there.
345
00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:49,825
Count them again.
346
00:22:49,895 --> 00:22:52,739
Uh, one, two, three.
347
00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:56,786
Fuck, man. What-
What comes after three? I forgot.
348
00:22:56,895 --> 00:22:58,499
You haven't been smoking
out here, have you?
349
00:22:58,575 --> 00:23:00,384
Why do you assume I'm a smoker?
350
00:23:00,455 --> 00:23:02,981
'Cause you grew up in Oswego.
351
00:23:03,055 --> 00:23:04,625
Well, I quit.
352
00:23:04,735 --> 00:23:06,737
More, uh, money for whiskey.
353
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,336
I smell smoke.
354
00:23:14,855 --> 00:23:17,301
Is that mascara?
Why do you have mascara?
355
00:23:17,415 --> 00:23:19,417
'Cause they sell it at commissary.
356
00:23:23,015 --> 00:23:25,746
- Keep your people in line.
- All right.
357
00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:29,457
Now, what are those tits like?
358
00:23:31,175 --> 00:23:34,861
That article keeps on cutting off my comic.
Now they got no feet.
359
00:23:34,975 --> 00:23:38,696
Oh, she's wearing heels.
Now I get who the pig is.
360
00:23:38,775 --> 00:23:41,665
You should have her
holding money bags too.
361
00:23:41,735 --> 00:23:45,103
“Dear Flaca, my bunkie's lifting my shit.
362
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,303
How should I handle the situation?”
363
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:49,616
- You can't say “shit.”
- Well, can I say “bitch”?
364
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,345
'Cause here's what Flaca's saying.
365
00:23:51,415 --> 00:23:53,782
Try to reason with the bitch
to lay off the sticky fingers...
366
00:23:53,855 --> 00:23:56,904
but if she doesn't listen, drag her
to a place where no one can see...
367
00:23:56,975 --> 00:23:58,465
and bash her head real good.
368
00:23:58,535 --> 00:24:00,424
Shh!
369
00:24:00,495 --> 00:24:02,896
- Jesus saw that.
- You can't write any of that.
370
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,455
You know that the administration
needs to approve all of this.
371
00:24:05,535 --> 00:24:08,539
Why don't you tell her to go buy
a sturdy lock at the commissary?
372
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,379
That's what I'm saying.
373
00:24:10,455 --> 00:24:13,504
Buy a lock, stick it in a sock
and slock the bitch down.
374
00:24:13,575 --> 00:24:15,657
No. We have to finish this up.
375
00:24:15,735 --> 00:24:17,464
This has to be done by tomorrow.
376
00:24:17,535 --> 00:24:19,697
- I thought we had till Tuesday.
- Mm-mmm.
377
00:24:19,775 --> 00:24:22,938
- I won't be here Tuesday.
- Oh, what? You're taking a personal day?
378
00:24:23,015 --> 00:24:25,461
- No. I got furlough.
- For real?
379
00:24:25,535 --> 00:24:28,345
- Wait. No fucking way.
- Yeah.
380
00:24:28,415 --> 00:24:30,656
My grandmother's sick.
I applied, and it went through.
381
00:24:30,735 --> 00:24:33,306
I applied too.
I even had people call the warden.
382
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:34,979
That shit never works.
383
00:24:35,055 --> 00:24:37,296
I know. I had almost
completely given up.
384
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:40,663
Now I get to go say good-bye,
tell her how much I love her.
385
00:24:40,735 --> 00:24:43,341
Yo, get that shit out of the way
like in five minutes.
386
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,463
Say what you gotta say,
like, super quick.
387
00:24:45,535 --> 00:24:47,299
Then be like,
“Peace, abuelita.
388
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:51,699
I'll be in the club with my Long Island
and my fatty, making it clap.”
389
00:24:51,775 --> 00:24:53,584
No way that white ass
is gonna clap.
390
00:24:53,655 --> 00:24:55,623
Hey, hey, hey.
391
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,504
Girls are gonna be pissed at you.
392
00:24:57,575 --> 00:25:00,977
I kind of want to punch you right now.
You better watch your back.
393
00:25:01,055 --> 00:25:03,535
- You got furlough, Chapman?
- I did.
394
00:25:03,615 --> 00:25:06,664
I've been in the Catholic church
a lot of years...
395
00:25:06,775 --> 00:25:10,496
and this is my first
honest-to-goodness miracle.
396
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:13,260
- Use it well.
- I will.
397
00:25:13,335 --> 00:25:17,306
I'm gonna go and be
with my grandmother...
398
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:21,061
and ask her all the questions
I never got to ask.
399
00:25:25,535 --> 00:25:27,344
What is that?
400
00:25:27,415 --> 00:25:32,216
Smoothie. Uh, kale and dates
and, um, almond milk.
401
00:25:33,335 --> 00:25:35,303
- You smoke?
- No.
402
00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:38,379
But I chew tobacco sometimes.
403
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:41,459
Chewing tobacco defeats
the purpose of drinking kale, doesn't it?
404
00:25:41,535 --> 00:25:45,984
Well, I like to think that
they cancel each other out, maybe.
405
00:25:46,055 --> 00:25:48,786
Um, can I- can I help you
with something or-
406
00:25:48,855 --> 00:25:50,345
- Contraband.
- Right.
407
00:25:50,415 --> 00:25:52,656
I feel like I'm playing
Whac-A-Mole here.
408
00:25:52,735 --> 00:25:55,261
I-I beat it down in one place,
and it- it pops up in another.
409
00:25:55,335 --> 00:25:57,383
- Yeah.
- You need to tell me if you see anything.
410
00:25:57,455 --> 00:26:00,618
- Yeah, of course. Yeah.
- Yeah?
411
00:26:01,695 --> 00:26:04,858
Don't you dare try
to protect anyone.
412
00:26:04,935 --> 00:26:07,984
I know it's hard.
I know you make friends in this place.
413
00:26:08,055 --> 00:26:11,298
- No, I-l don't. I don't-
- You do. It happens.
414
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:14,458
Sometimes you don't even
realize it's happening...
415
00:26:14,535 --> 00:26:17,618
and all of a sudden,
you find yourself trusting somebody.
416
00:26:17,695 --> 00:26:19,424
You're asking somebody advice.
417
00:26:19,495 --> 00:26:22,180
That person is not your friend.
418
00:26:22,255 --> 00:26:23,745
That person-
419
00:26:24,975 --> 00:26:26,340
Wh-What?
420
00:26:27,575 --> 00:26:29,100
Fuck.
421
00:26:30,975 --> 00:26:33,216
The fuck!
422
00:26:33,295 --> 00:26:34,820
Fuck!
423
00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:37,385
Fuck!
424
00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:45,977
Oh, hey. Look at me.
I'm still here.
425
00:26:47,095 --> 00:26:49,336
I'm just doing my job, Morello.
426
00:26:49,415 --> 00:26:51,816
Fischer never came to visit
when she had Rosa.
427
00:26:51,895 --> 00:26:53,465
You know what she'd do?
428
00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:57,426
She'd bring me a Heath bar
and a cold Dr. Pepper at the end of the day.
429
00:26:57,495 --> 00:26:59,463
Isn't that thoughtful? Oh!
430
00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:02,664
Maybe you could do that
when you come to check on me.
431
00:27:04,295 --> 00:27:06,059
I'll see you in an hour, Morello.
432
00:27:06,135 --> 00:27:10,140
Okay. Fine, fine. Maybe you could just bring me
an empty bottle I could pee into.
433
00:27:10,215 --> 00:27:11,865
I can't leave the van, right?
434
00:27:11,935 --> 00:27:16,145
Oh, you can get out and take a squat
in the back and then get back in.
435
00:27:16,215 --> 00:27:18,456
Okay. Great. Thank you.
436
00:27:18,535 --> 00:27:20,458
Thank you so much.
437
00:27:29,535 --> 00:27:33,096
Uh, well, I'm going off
to the bathroom.
438
00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:37,980
Nurse. Nurse?
439
00:27:38,055 --> 00:27:40,661
Can you come over here, please?
440
00:27:40,735 --> 00:27:45,377
- Is everything okay?
- I think my port is leaking.
441
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,618
Uh, no. Looks fine to me.
442
00:27:48,695 --> 00:27:51,539
Oh, what a- what a beautiful ring.
443
00:27:51,615 --> 00:27:55,256
Oh. What is that?
Two carats?
444
00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:58,339
It is. What?
Were you a jewel thief?
445
00:27:58,415 --> 00:28:01,783
Nah, that was never my main gig,
but I like the bling.
446
00:28:01,855 --> 00:28:04,745
- Six grand?
- Warm.
447
00:28:04,815 --> 00:28:07,944
Seven? Eight?
448
00:28:08,015 --> 00:28:11,258
Eight and a half. My fiancé is
a regional manager for Foodtown.
449
00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,503
- He had to save up for-
- Good for him.
450
00:28:13,575 --> 00:28:17,057
I'm a little thirsty.
I'll have some water, please.
451
00:28:17,135 --> 00:28:19,786
Oh. Yeah, sure.
452
00:28:19,855 --> 00:28:22,301
It was a false alarm.
453
00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:27,337
What the fuck, kid?
454
00:28:41,775 --> 00:28:47,259
I never thought
I'd get so excited over $63.
455
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,097
- Twenty dollars?
- That's your cut.
456
00:28:52,175 --> 00:28:55,418
- I did all the work.
- I was the brains of the operation.
457
00:28:55,495 --> 00:28:58,101
- Yusef Miremadi?
- She was the brains.
458
00:29:00,175 --> 00:29:02,064
Your mom is here.
459
00:29:03,895 --> 00:29:06,785
- The doctor needs to speak with you.
- Mama's boy.
460
00:29:09,135 --> 00:29:12,139
Uh, I will be back.
461
00:29:12,215 --> 00:29:14,502
Okay, but this is not enough.
462
00:29:16,495 --> 00:29:18,463
It's never enough.
463
00:29:21,255 --> 00:29:23,656
Fifty grand!
464
00:29:23,735 --> 00:29:27,945
- We're not home yet. Cool it.
- Oh, he's so serious.
465
00:29:28,015 --> 00:29:31,337
Come on. We kissed before.
It's time for the after-kiss.
466
00:29:31,455 --> 00:29:33,423
You know I won't do that.
467
00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:36,180
No. It's bad luck.
468
00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:38,662
Cut it out.
We got to drive more.
469
00:29:40,255 --> 00:29:41,825
Pull over right here.
470
00:29:44,975 --> 00:29:46,818
You're all hot from the job?
471
00:29:46,895 --> 00:29:48,545
Fine.
472
00:29:53,735 --> 00:29:55,419
What are you doing?
473
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:57,941
I don't want to fuck now.
I'm gonna rob that bank.
474
00:29:58,015 --> 00:30:00,416
- We just did one.
- Let's do one more.
475
00:30:00,495 --> 00:30:03,101
We don't know nothing
about that bank, okay?
476
00:30:03,175 --> 00:30:05,701
We don't know who's working,
where the alarms are.
477
00:30:05,775 --> 00:30:08,176
All right, this is crazy.
I'm not doing it.
478
00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:10,303
Then I don't need you.
479
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,343
Yes, you do need me, Rosa.
480
00:30:13,775 --> 00:30:16,426
What are you doing?
481
00:30:16,495 --> 00:30:19,738
Look at you thinking you all hot shit
'cause you got furlough.
482
00:30:19,815 --> 00:30:21,624
I ought to give you a skullet.
483
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:24,301
- What's a skullet?
- A mullet with the top shaved.
484
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,865
Ooh.
485
00:30:25,935 --> 00:30:29,621
Well, you might as well.
My family is expecting a hardened felon.
486
00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:32,062
It would be nice to meet
their expectations for once.
487
00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:34,900
You got 48 hours
in the free world, kid.
488
00:30:34,975 --> 00:30:36,898
Got big plans?
489
00:30:38,135 --> 00:30:40,342
Be with my family.
490
00:30:40,415 --> 00:30:42,417
Watch my grandmother fade away.
491
00:30:42,495 --> 00:30:45,260
Ah, come on.
That can't be it.
492
00:30:45,335 --> 00:30:47,815
You gonna stay with your husband?
493
00:30:47,895 --> 00:30:49,624
No- Well, he's not my husband.
494
00:30:49,695 --> 00:30:52,983
And I don't even know
if we're friends anymore.
495
00:30:53,055 --> 00:30:56,059
I mean, when I think of my home,
I think of where we live together...
496
00:30:56,135 --> 00:30:59,662
but I don't live there anymore.
497
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:03,262
I don't even know
if my stuff is still there.
498
00:31:03,335 --> 00:31:06,498
I don't even know if my lotions
are on the sink...
499
00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:08,862
or if he took them all
and he put them in a bag...
500
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,222
and they're all just leaking
all over each other...
501
00:31:11,295 --> 00:31:13,104
or if he just left them there.
502
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:15,985
Be- God forbid
he should change...
503
00:31:16,055 --> 00:31:19,855
or do or notice anything.
504
00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:27,862
Things are a little complicated
between us right now.
505
00:31:27,935 --> 00:31:30,506
So, how'd you do it, Chapman?
506
00:31:30,615 --> 00:31:32,743
Did you give Healy
a little reach-around?
507
00:31:32,815 --> 00:31:34,704
God, no, no. No!
508
00:31:34,775 --> 00:31:38,018
No. I think that they might have
finally taken pity on me.
509
00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:41,702
I mean, I'm about to lose
somebody that I love.
510
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:45,825
Maybe- Maybe this prison
has a heart after all.
511
00:31:45,895 --> 00:31:48,785
Bullshit! I applied twice.
512
00:31:48,855 --> 00:31:51,222
When my husband had
open-heart surgery...
513
00:31:51,295 --> 00:31:54,060
and for the birth
of my first grandchild.
514
00:31:54,135 --> 00:31:56,820
They told me to go fuck myself.
515
00:31:56,935 --> 00:31:59,142
Never held the baby...
516
00:31:59,215 --> 00:32:02,697
and I love me
some baby-holding.
517
00:32:02,815 --> 00:32:05,295
I applied too.
518
00:32:06,455 --> 00:32:08,856
- Nothing.
- What for?
519
00:32:08,935 --> 00:32:12,382
My father had a lung transplant
that didn't take.
520
00:32:12,455 --> 00:32:14,583
We hadn't spoken
since I transitioned.
521
00:32:14,655 --> 00:32:16,817
He was a real hard-ass.
522
00:32:16,895 --> 00:32:19,421
But in the end,
he started asking for me.
523
00:32:21,015 --> 00:32:23,859
He even used my new name-
524
00:32:23,935 --> 00:32:25,744
Sophia.
525
00:32:25,815 --> 00:32:28,864
People get soft, you know,
when they dying.
526
00:32:29,895 --> 00:32:33,377
If I could have seen him,
I don't know.
527
00:32:33,455 --> 00:32:35,901
May have felt like closure.
528
00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:39,497
But we don't get a lot of that
in this life, now, do we?
529
00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:43,536
Add it to my list of regrets.
530
00:32:47,095 --> 00:32:50,497
But grandmothers-
they important too.
531
00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:57,817
What are you doing?
What are you looking for?
532
00:32:57,895 --> 00:32:59,659
Use your words.
533
00:32:59,735 --> 00:33:02,739
- Where is it?
- What? The cilantro?
534
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,817
The squash?
535
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:08,062
Are you gonna smash every pot?
536
00:33:08,135 --> 00:33:13,221
You bet your ass. This is the last time, Red,
you pull one over on me.
537
00:33:14,135 --> 00:33:17,503
All right. Let me help you.
538
00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:19,145
What?
539
00:33:19,215 --> 00:33:21,183
Isn't this what we're doing now?
540
00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:23,383
Isn't this what we're doing?
541
00:33:23,455 --> 00:33:25,822
Here. This is the last one.
542
00:33:25,895 --> 00:33:28,296
You want to do the honors?
543
00:33:28,375 --> 00:33:30,139
No?
544
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,343
Okay then. That's that.
545
00:33:34,975 --> 00:33:37,421
I hope it was therapeutic for you.
546
00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:39,856
I don't mind being criticized.
It's not that.
547
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,256
I just think that if she's
so set on enforcing the rules...
548
00:33:42,335 --> 00:33:44,815
then maybe she shouldn't undermine
my authority in front of the inmates.
549
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:47,705
Some of us control with muscle.
Some of us control with charm.
550
00:33:47,775 --> 00:33:49,777
You know, you and me, we're charm.
551
00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:51,345
Something funny?
552
00:33:51,415 --> 00:33:53,702
This whole shot quota
is a bad idea.
553
00:33:53,775 --> 00:33:55,345
It's making things
harder for everyone.
554
00:33:55,415 --> 00:33:56,905
And all the friggin' paperwork.
555
00:33:56,975 --> 00:34:00,741
I don't mind the paperwork.
Gives me a chance to get off my feet.
556
00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:03,659
But what if you're tied up doing paperwork
and a fight breaks out...
557
00:34:03,735 --> 00:34:06,102
and it turns into a prison riot
and you could have stopped it...
558
00:34:06,175 --> 00:34:09,179
but you didn't because
you were in your office doing paperwork?
559
00:34:09,255 --> 00:34:11,462
You ever have those dreams
where you save everybody?
560
00:34:11,535 --> 00:34:13,185
Sometimes.
561
00:34:13,255 --> 00:34:15,781
One time, I received
the Congressional Medal of Honor.
562
00:34:15,855 --> 00:34:17,425
Nice.
563
00:34:29,815 --> 00:34:31,658
What?
564
00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:33,624
You got something to say?
Out with it.
565
00:34:34,775 --> 00:34:36,857
We don't think
the shot quota's reasonable.
566
00:34:36,935 --> 00:34:38,460
It doesn't improve conditions.
567
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,822
It creates mistrust between
the inmates and the staff.
568
00:34:40,895 --> 00:34:42,659
You'd like them to trust you more?
569
00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:45,056
I'd like them to think that when
they're disciplined, it's justified.
570
00:34:45,135 --> 00:34:47,706
Otherwise, why follow the rules at all?
The same goes for us.
571
00:34:47,815 --> 00:34:49,499
I don't think it's fair that I was yelled at.
572
00:34:49,575 --> 00:34:52,465
In order for me to run this facility...
573
00:34:52,535 --> 00:34:56,017
I need all of you to comply
with my directives...
574
00:34:56,095 --> 00:34:58,336
whether you find them
reasonable or not.
575
00:34:58,415 --> 00:35:00,417
The rules come from the top down.
576
00:35:00,535 --> 00:35:03,015
But there are rules that
we don't even enforce consistently...
577
00:35:03,095 --> 00:35:04,665
and then we get blamed.
578
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:09,104
Fischer, this is not the appropriate time
or place to air your complaint.
579
00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:12,543
Well, Mr. Caputo, I'm sorry,
but I have to speak my mind.
580
00:35:12,615 --> 00:35:15,505
You can't just punish someone arbitrarily
to make an example of them.
581
00:35:15,575 --> 00:35:19,182
- You're fired.
- What?
582
00:35:26,975 --> 00:35:29,660
I tried to warn you.
583
00:35:31,215 --> 00:35:33,741
You'll be paid through
the end of the month.
584
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:51,058
Does anyone else have the burning desire
to speak their mind?
585
00:35:51,135 --> 00:35:53,536
- Mm-mmm.
- Mm-mmm.
586
00:35:54,175 --> 00:35:56,018
Good.
587
00:35:57,375 --> 00:35:59,901
Oh, Blanca, Blanca.
I got that.
588
00:35:59,975 --> 00:36:01,784
I got that.
Go clean the mixer.
589
00:36:04,215 --> 00:36:07,617
Please. That girl's as useless as balls
on a dildo since she came back from Seg.
590
00:36:07,695 --> 00:36:10,904
And she was there what?
Three minutes?
591
00:36:11,935 --> 00:36:15,223
- Can I help you?
- Brought you a gift.
592
00:36:17,895 --> 00:36:19,943
I don't need no more
stale-ass tobacco.
593
00:36:20,015 --> 00:36:22,017
This is to make up for that.
594
00:36:22,095 --> 00:36:27,306
This is fresh, I promise. Put some
peppermint in it, turned it into a menthol.
595
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:29,776
CO catches you back here,
you gonna get a shot.
596
00:36:31,015 --> 00:36:35,418
So, uh, you and Red
on friendly terms now?
597
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:38,021
Doesn't concern you.
598
00:36:38,095 --> 00:36:40,746
Damn, that woman knows how to-
how to run a game on people.
599
00:36:40,815 --> 00:36:42,499
I could tell you some stories.
600
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,419
Have you ever heard of the fable
of the- the scorpion and the frog?
601
00:36:45,495 --> 00:36:47,304
What? I'm the fuckin' frog?
602
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:50,458
You two in cahoots?
I know she's doing business.
603
00:36:50,535 --> 00:36:54,426
Let me guess. You've got a vendor connection,
and she's handling your sales.
604
00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:58,500
I'm just here to cook. Whatever Red's
got going got nothing to do with me.
605
00:36:58,575 --> 00:37:00,304
You want a partner?
606
00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:02,343
I promise, I'm a much better bet...
607
00:37:02,415 --> 00:37:05,544
because all Red wants is
to get her kitchen back.
608
00:37:05,615 --> 00:37:08,016
You listen to me.
609
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:11,497
Whatever you think you know,
you don't.
610
00:37:11,575 --> 00:37:14,579
I'm keeping my hands clean,
my shit polished.
611
00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:18,785
I got no connections with vendors
or illegal swag coming through.
612
00:37:18,855 --> 00:37:22,382
And I don't trust any of you crazy bitches.
613
00:37:22,455 --> 00:37:25,140
You're both fuckin' scorpions.
614
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,423
Shit.
615
00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:01,658
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Fuck.
616
00:38:01,735 --> 00:38:04,136
Hey, listen, in-
in the grand scheme of things...
617
00:38:04,215 --> 00:38:06,900
I mean, what's a cigarette, really?
It's a plant and some paper.
618
00:38:06,975 --> 00:38:09,421
When you think about
all the horrible things I could be doing.
619
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:12,385
Smoke all you want.
I don't care anymore.
620
00:38:13,415 --> 00:38:14,985
I got fired.
621
00:38:15,055 --> 00:38:17,706
Oh. Hey, good for you.
622
00:38:17,815 --> 00:38:21,706
You don't get it. What am I gonna do now?
I'm not good at stuff.
623
00:38:21,775 --> 00:38:24,426
Well, for sure
you weren't great at this.
624
00:38:24,495 --> 00:38:26,896
Uh, but that reflects
highly on you. Trust me.
625
00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:30,422
I had medical and dental.
I was paying off my Kia.
626
00:38:30,535 --> 00:38:33,345
You're a decent human being.
627
00:38:33,455 --> 00:38:35,423
Getting canned from
this soul-sucking pit...
628
00:38:35,495 --> 00:38:37,623
is the best thing
that ever happened to you.
629
00:38:37,695 --> 00:38:40,096
Go home, take a hot bath...
630
00:38:40,175 --> 00:38:44,180
and start looking
into technical colleges or cosmetology.
631
00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,462
Learn to wax armpits and vag lips.
632
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:48,537
There's a million things
out there for you.
633
00:38:52,855 --> 00:38:55,176
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah, shoot.
634
00:38:55,255 --> 00:38:58,099
Like, a while back,
were you hitting on me?
635
00:38:59,135 --> 00:39:01,058
We don't dream, we die, right?
636
00:39:02,855 --> 00:39:06,177
So, how'd I do?
637
00:39:06,255 --> 00:39:09,657
- I thought about it.
- Seriously?
638
00:39:09,735 --> 00:39:11,624
Not in a thousand years.
639
00:39:14,055 --> 00:39:16,979
But thank you.
640
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,423
Susan, pack your shit...
641
00:39:20,495 --> 00:39:22,736
and get the fuck outta here.
642
00:39:28,215 --> 00:39:31,458
- Are you gonna be okay?
- It is what it is.
643
00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:39,735
Babe, you got fired?
644
00:39:41,135 --> 00:39:42,625
Lame.
645
00:39:55,735 --> 00:39:57,942
Let me go see him.
646
00:39:58,015 --> 00:40:00,097
We need to get back.
647
00:40:00,175 --> 00:40:02,382
It's all part of my escape plan.
648
00:40:02,455 --> 00:40:05,777
He's going to distract you
with his tears.
649
00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:16,777
Just give me a second.
650
00:40:19,615 --> 00:40:22,016
It's the fucking curse.
651
00:40:22,095 --> 00:40:24,336
I pull you in.
I don't kiss you.
652
00:40:24,415 --> 00:40:26,497
But still, we did a job.
653
00:40:26,575 --> 00:40:28,179
What are you talking about?
654
00:40:28,255 --> 00:40:30,940
I told you,
all the men in my life die.
655
00:40:31,015 --> 00:40:33,177
I'm not a man in your life, okay?
656
00:40:33,255 --> 00:40:35,064
You said so yourself.
I'm a little shit pot.
657
00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:38,537
You're too fucking young to die!
658
00:40:40,175 --> 00:40:43,065
So I'm not gonna die,
but I'm done with chemo.
659
00:40:43,135 --> 00:40:45,979
I'm in remission.
660
00:40:51,775 --> 00:40:54,096
Listen, Rosa, it's been
a lot of fun hanging out.
661
00:40:54,175 --> 00:40:56,746
It's been a trip.
662
00:40:56,815 --> 00:40:58,340
Congratulations.
663
00:41:01,255 --> 00:41:02,620
Enjoy prison.
664
00:41:02,695 --> 00:41:06,063
Enjoy your life, shit pot.
665
00:41:11,655 --> 00:41:13,100
So?
666
00:41:13,175 --> 00:41:14,904
What should I say?
667
00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:17,342
You was right?
I was wrong?
668
00:41:20,335 --> 00:41:22,383
I should have stuck with the band.
669
00:41:22,455 --> 00:41:25,538
I'm clearly not a solo artist.
670
00:41:25,615 --> 00:41:27,617
But at least you're still alive.
671
00:41:27,695 --> 00:41:31,381
- The curse never got you.
- Well, I never did the after-kiss.
672
00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:34,140
Maybe that's what saved me.
673
00:41:34,215 --> 00:41:36,582
Why did I do that?
674
00:41:36,655 --> 00:41:39,261
You didn't want to fuck me.
675
00:41:40,255 --> 00:41:42,496
Oh, but I did.
676
00:41:42,575 --> 00:41:45,340
Just on a bigger bed of money.
677
00:41:47,215 --> 00:41:49,058
Greedy me.
678
00:41:49,135 --> 00:41:51,502
I miss the smell, Donny.
679
00:41:52,735 --> 00:41:55,898
I love the smell of cash, man.
680
00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:03,258
The excitement,
the performance, the rush.
681
00:42:06,415 --> 00:42:08,622
What am I gonna do
in here for kicks?
682
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:14,505
Man, Chapman been getting special treatment
since the minute she got here.
683
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:17,306
It figures she'd be
the first to get furlough.
684
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:19,264
Man, I fucking blew it.
685
00:42:19,335 --> 00:42:21,656
I had a solid two weeks
out of this joint...
686
00:42:21,735 --> 00:42:25,456
and I wasted half that time
looking for your sorry ass.
687
00:42:25,575 --> 00:42:29,944
Fuck that. You found time to violate your probation
and land your wide butt back up in here.
688
00:42:30,015 --> 00:42:32,700
Bitch, at least you seen daylight
outside this fence.
689
00:42:32,775 --> 00:42:36,018
Shit, man, I tried for six months
to get furlough.
690
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:40,066
Clearly, a dead black mama ain't no
competition for a sick old white granny.
691
00:42:40,135 --> 00:42:44,345
You and your man aren't even
together no more. What a waste.
692
00:42:44,455 --> 00:42:47,902
If I got out, me and Cesar
would be fucking all damn day.
693
00:42:47,975 --> 00:42:50,342
Diablo and I would go
all day and all night.
694
00:42:50,415 --> 00:42:52,258
Sick abuela.
695
00:42:52,335 --> 00:42:54,781
The fuck you came up
with that one?
696
00:42:59,135 --> 00:43:02,503
Christ, Chapman, everybody
hates your fucking guts.
697
00:43:02,575 --> 00:43:04,498
Yeah. What else is new?
698
00:43:05,895 --> 00:43:08,216
“Jealousy is as fierce as the grave.”
699
00:43:08,295 --> 00:43:10,866
- The Song of Solomon.
- Toni Morrison?
700
00:43:10,935 --> 00:43:13,586
The Bible, sweetie.
701
00:43:15,735 --> 00:43:18,386
Man, people's parents
fucking go.
702
00:43:18,455 --> 00:43:21,220
Got sick people in here
can't get proper treatment.
703
00:43:21,295 --> 00:43:23,297
Chapman ain't got
no strife in her life...
704
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:26,504
but bitch gets the red carpet
laid out for her.
705
00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:29,544
The new Jim Crow.
706
00:43:29,615 --> 00:43:32,141
Bitch probably got down on her knees.
707
00:43:32,255 --> 00:43:34,826
Took a mouthful
of that pink Healy dick.
708
00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:37,262
Yes, I am white!
709
00:43:37,335 --> 00:43:38,905
We have established that!
710
00:43:38,975 --> 00:43:40,420
And I got furlough too.
711
00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:42,259
I guess white privilege wins again.
712
00:43:42,335 --> 00:43:46,021
And as a speaker
for the entire white race...
713
00:43:46,095 --> 00:43:50,464
I would like to say I am sorry
that you guys got the raw deal.
714
00:43:50,535 --> 00:43:55,541
But I love my fucking grandmother.
715
00:43:55,615 --> 00:43:59,984
And yeah, yeah,
she may be a whitey too...
716
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:02,422
but she's a fucking person...
717
00:44:02,535 --> 00:44:05,106
and she's sick...
718
00:44:05,175 --> 00:44:07,337
and she needs me.
719
00:44:11,335 --> 00:44:13,417
So shut the fuck up.
720
00:44:19,855 --> 00:44:22,176
Ooh!
721
00:44:26,855 --> 00:44:31,179
It's not my problem. You and Vee got beef,
don't drag me into your shit.
722
00:44:31,255 --> 00:44:33,906
I thought Puerto Ricans
hated black people.
723
00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:36,137
- We don't like Russians neither.
- She's a bully.
724
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:39,264
You're both fuckin' bullies,
and I don't trust neither one of you.
725
00:44:39,335 --> 00:44:41,861
Now, I said that
I would help you, and I did...
726
00:44:41,935 --> 00:44:44,222
but I am not gonna get
caught up in the middle...
727
00:44:44,295 --> 00:44:46,662
of some whitey versus blackie war.
728
00:44:46,735 --> 00:44:49,579
Y'all got history.
I want nothing to do with that.
729
00:44:49,655 --> 00:44:53,660
- I'll get it out as soon as I can.
- You got tres días.
730
00:44:53,735 --> 00:44:56,466
That's “three days” in English.
731
00:44:56,535 --> 00:44:58,822
Sí, señora.
732
00:44:58,895 --> 00:45:02,422
In the meantime, is that really
the best that you can do?
733
00:45:02,495 --> 00:45:05,578
What?
I saved your ass, bitch.
734
00:45:08,935 --> 00:45:12,382
Here's your shit
all safe and sound.
735
00:45:12,455 --> 00:45:14,537
You want Caputo playing “hot and cold”
in your greenhouse?
736
00:45:14,615 --> 00:45:17,459
'Cause we can go right back
to your little planter system right now.
737
00:45:17,535 --> 00:45:20,937
Okay, okay.
I appreciate the gesture.
738
00:45:21,015 --> 00:45:23,097
Give me a little time
for things to cool down.
739
00:45:24,975 --> 00:45:28,946
I've got your order coming.
Deal's still on.
740
00:45:29,015 --> 00:45:32,098
We're good, you and me, huh?
We're good.
741
00:45:35,375 --> 00:45:40,017
TB testing for high-risk inmates
0730 hours in the infirmary.
742
00:45:48,135 --> 00:45:50,024
Mr. Healy, I can't take my furlough.
743
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,416
I want to give it back.
744
00:45:52,495 --> 00:45:54,577
There are people here
who are way more needy.
745
00:45:54,655 --> 00:45:57,056
There are people here
whose parents are sick- children.
746
00:45:57,135 --> 00:45:58,944
Christ's sake.
What is with you?
747
00:45:59,015 --> 00:46:03,737
Look, I don't even understand
why you did this for me.
748
00:46:03,815 --> 00:46:06,864
You hate me.
Nobody gets this.
749
00:46:09,095 --> 00:46:14,420
Chapman, I spent my morning
telling an old lady...
750
00:46:14,495 --> 00:46:16,975
that she has terminal cancer...
751
00:46:17,055 --> 00:46:20,855
and that the DOC
won't cover her surgery.
752
00:46:20,935 --> 00:46:23,302
And she said I was useless.
753
00:46:23,375 --> 00:46:26,026
And you know what?
She was right.
754
00:46:26,135 --> 00:46:29,423
When I started this job,
I was very idealistic.
755
00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:31,338
I was gonna make a difference.
756
00:46:31,415 --> 00:46:34,658
But I'm a paper-pusher.
I fill out forms.
757
00:46:34,735 --> 00:46:39,104
Most of what I do
is I keep you safe and clean.
758
00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:43,066
And occasionally,
once in a blue moon...
759
00:46:43,135 --> 00:46:47,663
I get an opportunity to give
one of those forms an extra nudge.
760
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,825
Most people would be grateful.
761
00:46:52,895 --> 00:46:54,465
I was.
762
00:46:54,535 --> 00:46:56,219
lam.
763
00:46:56,295 --> 00:46:58,821
Until it turned me into a target.
764
00:47:03,295 --> 00:47:05,662
There's no taking back furlough.
765
00:47:05,735 --> 00:47:10,536
When your ride is ready, you be in that car
on your way to see your sick grandmother.
766
00:47:13,695 --> 00:47:16,016
And girls will talk...
767
00:47:16,095 --> 00:47:17,984
and they'll get jealous...
768
00:47:18,055 --> 00:47:21,184
and, yes, it's possible they may
even try to slock you in your sleep.
769
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,223
But ignore them.
770
00:47:23,295 --> 00:47:26,299
Chapman, people die,
and you don't get that moment back.
771
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:29,299
So you go and see her,
and you tell her how much you love her...
772
00:47:29,375 --> 00:47:32,822
and you tell her how sorry you are
for letting her down.
773
00:47:32,895 --> 00:47:34,545
You clear your conscience.
774
00:47:34,615 --> 00:47:36,583
This is about saying good-bye.
775
00:47:36,655 --> 00:47:38,657
I'm giving you that.
776
00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:40,624
Take it.
777
00:47:43,415 --> 00:47:45,338
Okay, I will.
778
00:47:47,175 --> 00:47:49,985
That wasn't bad, your counseling.
779
00:47:55,255 --> 00:47:57,178
You did a good job.
780
00:48:11,495 --> 00:48:13,020
Good morning.
781
00:48:14,135 --> 00:48:16,103
I brought you some plants.
782
00:48:16,175 --> 00:48:17,745
They're in smaller pots, you see?
783
00:48:17,815 --> 00:48:21,661
- You gonna grow 'em in here?
- No. These are for you.
784
00:48:23,775 --> 00:48:26,585
Uh, I'm not gonna grow in here.
785
00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:29,306
I don't have the time.
786
00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:31,946
I'll find some other way to relax.
787
00:48:35,975 --> 00:48:38,455
Make sure Red gets those, okay?
788
00:48:47,775 --> 00:48:50,984
If you had one day on the outside,
how would you spend it?
789
00:48:51,055 --> 00:48:55,219
Oh, go to my market,
taste the pirozhkis...
790
00:48:55,295 --> 00:48:58,538
make sure Dmitri hasn't
let it all go to shit.
791
00:48:58,615 --> 00:49:01,937
The what? The piroso- pirosis?
792
00:49:02,015 --> 00:49:03,744
Pirozhkis.
793
00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:06,739
Stuffed buns, like a meat pie.
794
00:49:06,815 --> 00:49:08,738
I was famous for them.
795
00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:11,056
On Sunday, there would be
a line out the door.
796
00:49:11,175 --> 00:49:13,576
It was my favorite day.
797
00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:16,499
I'd imagine the families
laughing, talking-
798
00:49:16,575 --> 00:49:18,623
fighting...
799
00:49:18,695 --> 00:49:22,017
all while enjoying my pirozhkis.
800
00:49:27,335 --> 00:49:29,383
It's in Queens.
801
00:49:29,455 --> 00:49:32,106
A quick ride on the “N” train.
802
00:49:32,175 --> 00:49:33,700
Will you go?
803
00:49:35,175 --> 00:49:39,305
- To your place?
- I wouldn't ask if I wasn't worried.
804
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,264
I need someone to check it out.
805
00:49:41,335 --> 00:49:44,498
Order a sandwich, take a look.
806
00:49:44,575 --> 00:49:46,225
Let me know how it's running.
807
00:49:46,335 --> 00:49:47,905
Can't you ask your sons?
808
00:49:47,975 --> 00:49:51,024
I don't think they're
being honest with me.
809
00:49:51,095 --> 00:49:53,223
I know you have family business.
810
00:49:53,295 --> 00:49:55,536
I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
811
00:49:55,615 --> 00:50:00,382
I'm not sure I-
I need to be at the hospital.
812
00:50:00,455 --> 00:50:01,980
Of course.
813
00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:05,620
I don't know if I'll have time.
814
00:50:05,695 --> 00:50:08,585
- I'll go if I can.
- Only if you have time.
815
00:50:08,655 --> 00:50:11,181
How do you say that?
Pirosis?
816
00:50:11,255 --> 00:50:15,101
Pirozhkis.
817
00:50:16,415 --> 00:50:18,736
The best.
818
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:22,262
Hell, what's with the backup?
819
00:50:22,335 --> 00:50:24,656
Latin girls have a lot of hair.
820
00:50:24,735 --> 00:50:26,499
This is not right.
821
00:50:26,575 --> 00:50:29,943
You cannot force me to shower.
I'm not hurting anybody.
822
00:50:30,015 --> 00:50:32,461
My nose would disagree,
and four complaints have been filed.
823
00:50:32,535 --> 00:50:34,344
It's in the rules-
you shower regularly.
824
00:50:34,415 --> 00:50:37,066
- Who determines what's regular?
- Christ, let's go to “C” block.
825
00:50:37,135 --> 00:50:39,581
No! I refuse!
826
00:50:41,575 --> 00:50:43,464
I'm demonstrating
passive resistance.
827
00:50:46,015 --> 00:50:49,019
We're demonstrating
aggressive aggression!
828
00:50:49,095 --> 00:50:51,416
Let's go, Pocahontas.
829
00:50:52,695 --> 00:50:55,175
- Off with it, Soso!
- No.
830
00:51:21,735 --> 00:51:23,544
You better wash fast, bitch...
831
00:51:23,615 --> 00:51:27,062
because a shit storm coming up
out of there any second now.
832
00:51:28,695 --> 00:51:31,585
Hey, hey, hey! Kojak.
833
00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,023
How'd it go yesterday?
Did you see your little friend?
834
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:38,338
- He's in remission.
- Oh!
835
00:51:38,415 --> 00:51:40,099
That's wonderful, right?
836
00:51:40,175 --> 00:51:42,177
Wonderful for him.
837
00:51:42,255 --> 00:51:46,101
Come on. Soon you'll be getting
your clean bill of health.
838
00:51:47,975 --> 00:51:50,706
No. Soon I'm gonna be dead.
839
00:51:53,775 --> 00:51:56,506
I always pictured myself...
840
00:51:56,575 --> 00:52:00,785
going out in a blaze of glory.
841
00:52:00,855 --> 00:52:03,699
Hail of gunfire...
842
00:52:03,775 --> 00:52:06,176
screech of tires.
843
00:52:11,055 --> 00:52:13,057
But this kind of death-
844
00:52:15,415 --> 00:52:19,056
this slow...
845
00:52:19,135 --> 00:52:23,857
invisible disappearing into nothing?
846
00:52:26,215 --> 00:52:28,866
It's terrifying.
847
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,986
I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
848
00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:41,901
The chemo- it wipes me out.
849
00:52:41,975 --> 00:52:43,500
Yeah.
850
00:52:44,655 --> 00:52:47,340
You do that.
851
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:50,419
Any available officers
to the admin building...
852
00:52:50,495 --> 00:52:52,338
for prisoner transport.
853
00:53:13,055 --> 00:53:14,898
- Hello?
- Mom.
854
00:53:14,975 --> 00:53:18,297
God, I've been trying to get in touch
with you guys for the past day.
855
00:53:18,375 --> 00:53:21,140
- My furlough went through.
- Piper?
856
00:53:21,215 --> 00:53:24,424
So, I need Daddy's
license plate number or Cal's.
857
00:53:24,495 --> 00:53:27,021
Who's coming?
And, uh, a change of clothes.
858
00:53:27,095 --> 00:53:28,699
- Piper.
- Change of clothes.
859
00:53:28,775 --> 00:53:32,063
Um, tell Larry the blue sweater.
I think it's at Polly's.
860
00:53:32,135 --> 00:53:34,741
Grandmother's gone.
861
00:53:34,855 --> 00:53:36,823
She passed last night.
862
00:53:47,655 --> 00:53:49,623
But I'm getting out.
863
00:53:55,175 --> 00:53:57,337
Honey?
864
00:53:57,415 --> 00:53:59,338
I missed it.
865
00:54:04,615 --> 00:54:06,344
I missed it.
866
00:54:10,095 --> 00:54:12,143
You were there in spirit.
867
00:54:18,295 --> 00:54:19,785
Piper?
868
00:54:31,215 --> 00:54:32,740
Yes, Joe?
869
00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:36,660
I terminated Fischer yesterday.
870
00:54:36,735 --> 00:54:39,261
She needs to get paid
through the end of the month.
871
00:54:39,335 --> 00:54:41,337
That must have been hard for you.
872
00:54:41,415 --> 00:54:44,703
Please don't start.
We're already understaffed.
873
00:54:44,775 --> 00:54:46,265
She had value.
874
00:54:46,335 --> 00:54:48,656
I suppose you must have thought so.
875
00:54:50,215 --> 00:54:53,378
We're not gonna get stuck
with a sexual harassment suit, are we?
876
00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:57,906
Good.
As for the staffing issue...
877
00:54:57,975 --> 00:54:59,977
I understand it's hard
to find quality people.
878
00:55:00,055 --> 00:55:02,820
It takes a certain kind
of je ne sais quoi...
879
00:55:02,895 --> 00:55:04,579
to be effective in this environment.
880
00:55:04,695 --> 00:55:09,576
Je ne sais quoi doesn't
always work for 18 an hour.
881
00:55:09,655 --> 00:55:11,817
I hire the best people I can find.
882
00:55:11,895 --> 00:55:13,818
I know, and you're overwhelmed.
883
00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:16,899
But we need some more muscle in here.
I'm gonna help you out.
884
00:55:16,975 --> 00:55:19,785
I'll do my own hiring, thank you.
885
00:55:19,855 --> 00:55:22,096
It's already been taken care of.
886
00:57:01,315 --> 00:57:09,315
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