1 00:01:24,815 --> 00:01:32,815 Ripped By mstoll 2 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:02,096 Shit. 3 00:02:16,775 --> 00:02:18,777 Oh! Sorry, Miss Rosa. 4 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:21,096 It's colder than Eskimos' nuts in here. 5 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,143 I'm tryin' to get the heat goin'... 6 00:02:23,215 --> 00:02:27,459 but when I turn it up too high, a real bad smell comes out of the blowers. 7 00:02:27,535 --> 00:02:29,025 I-I think it's mouse shit. 8 00:02:29,095 --> 00:02:32,178 You know, they live in the engine. Just don't breathe in. 9 00:02:32,295 --> 00:02:36,937 I'm going to get poison pumped into my veins. 10 00:02:37,015 --> 00:02:40,224 What's a little mouse shit in my lungs? 11 00:02:40,935 --> 00:02:42,744 All set? Seat belts on? 12 00:02:58,335 --> 00:02:59,905 How's the wedding planning going? 13 00:03:01,175 --> 00:03:02,984 We're holdin' off for a minute. 14 00:03:03,055 --> 00:03:04,580 Just pressin' the pause button. 15 00:03:05,775 --> 00:03:07,618 Too many people want to come, you know? 16 00:03:07,695 --> 00:03:09,504 I-I got a big family. 17 00:03:09,575 --> 00:03:12,545 Big number-wise, not big fat. 18 00:03:12,615 --> 00:03:15,664 Although there are some fatties. 19 00:03:15,735 --> 00:03:18,261 And it's hard for me to book all the vendors from in here. 20 00:03:18,335 --> 00:03:20,576 You know, none of 'em are on my approved call list. 21 00:03:20,655 --> 00:03:23,340 Weddings were bad luck for me. 22 00:03:23,415 --> 00:03:24,860 All my husbands died. 23 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:26,864 - How many were there? - Two. 24 00:03:26,975 --> 00:03:28,943 The third one I wouldn't marry. 25 00:03:29,015 --> 00:03:32,178 Once you know you got a curse on you... 26 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,780 you can work around it. 27 00:03:33,855 --> 00:03:35,459 He lives in Canarsie. 28 00:03:35,535 --> 00:03:37,025 I didn't know that. 29 00:03:37,095 --> 00:03:38,904 You never talk about your life. 30 00:03:38,975 --> 00:03:41,421 Nobody cares. 31 00:03:42,895 --> 00:03:46,456 - How much time you got left? - More than two years. 32 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:49,898 You're still young, pretty. 33 00:03:49,975 --> 00:03:52,899 You got your whole life ahead of you. 34 00:03:52,975 --> 00:03:54,340 Me... 35 00:03:56,655 --> 00:03:58,578 I'm gonna die here. 36 00:04:05,415 --> 00:04:07,258 Where the heck have you been? 37 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:09,622 - At the movies. - Perfect. 38 00:04:09,695 --> 00:04:12,665 In the middle of the day. What'd you see? 39 00:04:12,735 --> 00:04:15,056 - Twilight. - For, what, the 14th time? 40 00:04:15,135 --> 00:04:17,217 Don't you live the fuckin' life of leisure? 41 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:18,945 Hey, noise pollution one and two. 42 00:04:19,015 --> 00:04:22,178 I'm trying to watch my program here. And send those kids outside. 43 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:23,745 Mikey, turn it up. 44 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,385 Ma's been ringin' her bell for an hour. 45 00:04:25,455 --> 00:04:28,026 - What am I, Cinderella? - It is your turn. 46 00:04:28,095 --> 00:04:30,780 I cleaned her sheets this morning, piss and everything. 47 00:04:31,735 --> 00:04:33,225 Oh! 48 00:04:34,455 --> 00:04:36,583 Watch your baby, would ya? 49 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:38,339 It's a miracle he's lived this long. 50 00:04:39,735 --> 00:04:41,544 - Ugh. - Hey. 51 00:04:43,295 --> 00:04:47,823 Lorna! Lorna! 52 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,100 All right. 53 00:05:32,655 --> 00:05:33,816 Hello. 54 00:05:33,935 --> 00:05:37,496 Yes, I, uh- I purchased a-a pair of shoes from you. 55 00:05:37,575 --> 00:05:42,183 Order 11006178. 56 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:45,145 A pair of patchwork platform Pradas. Uh-huh. 57 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:48,303 Yeah, I can see that my card has been charged... 58 00:05:48,375 --> 00:05:50,582 but I never received them. 59 00:05:51,815 --> 00:05:54,421 No, I haven't moved. 60 00:05:54,495 --> 00:05:57,146 Yeah. That's the address I gave you. 61 00:05:59,455 --> 00:06:02,777 No, I-I'm not accusing you of not having sent them... 62 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:05,745 but the fact is, they never came. 63 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:13,021 Yes. Yes, it is unfortunate 'cause I had this big party to go to... 64 00:06:13,095 --> 00:06:15,780 and I had to wear last season's Miu Mius. 65 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:17,181 Hmm. 66 00:06:17,255 --> 00:06:19,940 No. No, I don't want another pair. 67 00:06:20,615 --> 00:06:22,538 I want a refund. 68 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:25,221 Yeah, that's right, a full refund. 69 00:06:25,295 --> 00:06:27,138 Uh-huh. 70 00:06:27,215 --> 00:06:28,865 Oh, thank you for your honesty. 71 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:31,859 I really appreciate it. 72 00:06:31,935 --> 00:06:35,098 Yes. Yes, I do have my card number. 73 00:06:36,015 --> 00:06:37,858 Check this bitch out. 74 00:06:39,695 --> 00:06:42,460 I'm surprised she doesn't get a shot for putting on that face. 75 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:46,256 If the cop's in a bad mood, she does. 76 00:06:46,335 --> 00:06:50,056 I'm seeing a lot of blue eye shadow and red lipstick. 77 00:06:50,135 --> 00:06:51,864 It's not coming outta commissary. 78 00:06:51,935 --> 00:06:53,425 Who's importing around here? 79 00:06:53,495 --> 00:06:56,226 Not really a lot of contraband these days. 80 00:06:56,295 --> 00:06:59,378 Hey, not since Red got shut down. 81 00:06:59,455 --> 00:07:01,298 - Red, huh? - Mm-hmm. 82 00:07:01,375 --> 00:07:03,423 Well, that figures. 83 00:07:03,495 --> 00:07:05,623 Still, there's got to be some holes in this cheese. 84 00:07:05,735 --> 00:07:07,658 Somebody is bringing in something. 85 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,976 Well, Poussey makes hooch. 86 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:13,376 Oh, and Chang, she got that Tiger Balm... 87 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:17,420 but don't put it on your lips or your eyeballs. 88 00:07:17,495 --> 00:07:18,985 Bad idea. 89 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:21,217 - Hooch, huh? - Mm-hmm. 90 00:07:21,335 --> 00:07:23,337 Shit tastes nasty. 91 00:07:23,415 --> 00:07:25,383 It's like vomit wine coolers. 92 00:07:25,455 --> 00:07:31,019 It's got Kool-Aid, old fruit, ketchup and moldy bread. 93 00:07:31,135 --> 00:07:32,739 She sells that? 94 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:34,704 I can't drink it. Makes me feel funny. 95 00:07:34,775 --> 00:07:37,255 Makes my head all... fuzzy. 96 00:07:37,335 --> 00:07:39,861 You still cartin' that shit around? 97 00:07:39,935 --> 00:07:42,859 - You one determined mofo. - What the fuck is that? 98 00:07:42,935 --> 00:07:44,619 It's a pee funnel. 99 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:46,464 A what? 100 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:48,856 I'm tired of trying to pop a squat over them nasty-ass toilets. 101 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,266 This rig is gonna make it easy. 102 00:07:50,335 --> 00:07:53,339 Yo, that's crazy. How you gonna use that? 103 00:07:53,415 --> 00:07:55,986 Yo, with this, I can pee standing up like a dude. 104 00:07:56,055 --> 00:07:58,342 Take this part, put it over my stuff. 105 00:07:58,455 --> 00:08:00,537 Take this little tube part, put it in the toilet. 106 00:08:00,615 --> 00:08:02,379 Or, you know what I'm saying, right over it. 107 00:08:02,455 --> 00:08:03,820 It's genius, yo. 108 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:06,978 I'm gonna call it “The Stand and Deliver.” 109 00:08:07,055 --> 00:08:10,696 Hey, you should call the patent office right now, make a million dollars. 110 00:08:10,775 --> 00:08:12,459 - Really? - Hell, no. 111 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,219 That's the stupidest idea I ever heard. 112 00:08:14,295 --> 00:08:15,535 No, it ain't, man. 113 00:08:15,615 --> 00:08:17,617 Them toilets be cold as fuck in the morning. 114 00:08:17,695 --> 00:08:19,902 You'll see. Everybody gonna be wanting one of these to piss in. 115 00:08:19,975 --> 00:08:21,386 Please. We're eating. 116 00:08:24,455 --> 00:08:26,981 Yeah, I just gotta find me some waterproof tape or something... 117 00:08:27,055 --> 00:08:28,580 to get these two parts together. 118 00:08:28,695 --> 00:08:30,538 I don't see why you need the funnel. 119 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:33,864 Like, can't you just put the tube up in you? 120 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:38,020 - Uh, no, 'cause that's not where the pee comes out. - Uh, yeah, it do. 121 00:08:38,095 --> 00:08:39,984 - Out the big hole. - Yeah. 122 00:08:40,055 --> 00:08:41,659 No, y'all. There's a different hole. 123 00:08:41,735 --> 00:08:43,464 For pee? What? 124 00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:44,980 Uh-uh. You crazy. 125 00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:47,740 Y'all, there's the main coochie hole... 126 00:08:47,815 --> 00:08:49,783 and then here's, like, another little hole just for pee. 127 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:53,018 - No. - Didn't y'all take sex ed? 128 00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:58,983 She's right. There's an eeny, meeny, weeny, weeny pee hole. 129 00:08:59,055 --> 00:09:02,423 Man, you trippin'. It all come out the same hole. 130 00:09:02,495 --> 00:09:04,099 The vagina hole. 131 00:09:04,175 --> 00:09:07,782 A'ight. Then how come you can still pee when you got a tampon in you? 132 00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:11,177 Mmm? I'm telling you, there's two holes. 133 00:09:12,295 --> 00:09:13,899 Three holes. 134 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,217 The butt! 135 00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:20,617 A'ight, you are all disgusting. 136 00:09:20,695 --> 00:09:21,776 I'm out. 137 00:09:21,855 --> 00:09:23,778 I am not even gonna entertain this conversation. 138 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:26,506 Suzanne, you comin? 139 00:09:28,615 --> 00:09:30,936 Available officers to inmate assignments. 140 00:09:34,535 --> 00:09:37,618 Put my order in. 141 00:09:39,215 --> 00:09:41,502 I'm so confused. 142 00:09:41,575 --> 00:09:43,464 Where is it at? 143 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:50,821 Yo, I still don't see what the hell you talkin' about. 144 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:53,216 You know, your hole, like, your sex hole? 145 00:09:53,295 --> 00:09:54,785 The vagina hole. 146 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,381 - Yeah, I got that. - Y'all are crazy. 147 00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:59,742 Man, I wish I had a phone to record this shit. 148 00:09:59,815 --> 00:10:03,422 Now, look, underneath your clit, before the main hole- 149 00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:05,816 or, like, just inside the top of it- 150 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:09,138 Man, I still can't see shit down here. 151 00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:12,583 There's like- like too many, like, flappy flap thingies. 152 00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,895 Oh, God. 153 00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:15,340 How you know all this? 154 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,417 I've been up close and personal with my share of pussy. 155 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:19,941 - You want me to just show you? - No. 156 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:23,502 No,no,no. I can do it. Just tell me where. 157 00:10:23,575 --> 00:10:26,226 Okay, right inside the big old hole... 158 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:29,538 there's another hole, like a little one. 159 00:10:29,615 --> 00:10:31,105 Wait. What? 160 00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:33,940 I thought you said it was a whole other hole. 161 00:10:34,015 --> 00:10:36,336 It's a hole in a hole. 162 00:10:36,415 --> 00:10:40,101 For the love of God, girls, the hole is not inside the hole. 163 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:43,896 You have your vagina proper, and you have your clitoris. 164 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:47,138 The urethra is located between the clit and the vagina... 165 00:10:47,215 --> 00:10:48,899 inside the labia minora. 166 00:10:49,975 --> 00:10:51,625 - For real? - For real. 167 00:10:51,695 --> 00:10:55,381 I designed one myself. Had plans drawn up and everything. 168 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,344 I've seen some funky poonanny in my day. 169 00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,941 I'm not gonna leave that shit up to chance. 170 00:11:00,055 --> 00:11:02,376 Here. Take a long look, honey. 171 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,184 You'll see what I'm talking about. 172 00:11:10,975 --> 00:11:13,501 Oh, my God. 173 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:16,225 Holy shit. 174 00:11:16,295 --> 00:11:18,184 Yo, yo, she's right. 175 00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:21,455 Aw, it's cute. 176 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:23,065 - Hey, I'm next. - Yeah, me too. 177 00:11:25,255 --> 00:11:27,940 Nichols. 178 00:11:28,015 --> 00:11:30,780 What the fuck? Why you pickin' all the peaches? 179 00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:33,062 - I have no idea what you're talkin' about. - Yes, you do. 180 00:11:33,135 --> 00:11:36,901 Hascowitz. I've been trying to get bumper-to-bumper with that for a month. 181 00:11:36,975 --> 00:11:39,740 And now she feels used... 182 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:43,900 and doesn't want to sleep around because you got there first. 183 00:11:44,015 --> 00:11:46,017 Uh, used, huh? 184 00:11:46,095 --> 00:11:48,257 She wasn't exactly new when I rode in her, eh? 185 00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,656 A little dented, actually. 186 00:11:50,735 --> 00:11:52,817 Right? The upholstery was worn. 187 00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,465 You knew I was after that. 188 00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,776 What can I say? Not everyone wants a diesel dyke. 189 00:11:57,855 --> 00:11:59,937 Lay off my marks. 190 00:12:00,015 --> 00:12:02,097 Seriously. Enough with the cliterference. 191 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:05,258 - What's this? - Oh, put that back, please. 192 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:06,575 Would you give it back. 193 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,339 Who is Brook? 194 00:12:08,455 --> 00:12:10,537 Oh, yeah. That's the new girl, isn't it? 195 00:12:10,615 --> 00:12:13,221 Hot one of the Asian persuasion? 196 00:12:14,815 --> 00:12:17,580 Oh, my God. I found your fuck book. 197 00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:20,181 - All right, so what if it is? - Oh, you fucking junkie. 198 00:12:20,255 --> 00:12:21,381 No, I get this. 199 00:12:21,455 --> 00:12:23,696 Better pussy than smack, right? 200 00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:27,666 It's not an addiction. It's a collection, right? 201 00:12:27,735 --> 00:12:30,261 Some people collect buttons or Taco Bell Chihuahuas. 202 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,383 I collect orgasms. 203 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:34,344 See, I'm all about giving. 204 00:12:34,415 --> 00:12:37,021 I am like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa. 205 00:12:37,095 --> 00:12:39,223 You know what? 206 00:12:39,295 --> 00:12:42,139 This here is my kind of competition. 207 00:12:42,215 --> 00:12:44,343 It's on. 208 00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,976 Ooh, bitch. This is on. 209 00:12:55,495 --> 00:12:57,384 So what's the deal with Miss Rosa? 210 00:12:57,455 --> 00:12:59,856 I mean, I know they say she has cancer and everything... 211 00:12:59,935 --> 00:13:01,778 but are they sure it's not alopecia? 212 00:13:01,855 --> 00:13:03,141 And what's the deal with this room? 213 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,503 Is everyone in here, like, new or sick or just old? 214 00:13:06,575 --> 00:13:09,101 I mean, I can't believe how many old people there are in here. 215 00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:12,338 Like, what did they do that they're still in here? 216 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,860 Like, what did she do? 217 00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:17,984 None of your fucking business, you mental patient. 218 00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:22,265 Seriously, have they all been in here since, like, the '70s? 219 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,578 No, most of them got transferred up from max for good behavior. 220 00:13:25,655 --> 00:13:29,216 Wow. It is crazy to think about... 221 00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:31,582 how many years they've spent in here, you know? 222 00:13:31,655 --> 00:13:35,102 I mean, I've been arrested before, like, loads of times. 223 00:13:35,175 --> 00:13:37,826 When they cleared out Zuccotti Park, I spent three whole days in a cell... 224 00:13:37,895 --> 00:13:39,545 but that was jail and this is prison. 225 00:13:39,615 --> 00:13:41,538 They're pretty much the same thing. 226 00:13:41,615 --> 00:13:44,300 No, they're not. Your parents pick you up from jail. 227 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:46,264 Take out her batteries, would you? 228 00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,497 I'm trying to take a nap over here. 229 00:13:49,255 --> 00:13:50,745 Chapman, Soso. 230 00:13:50,815 --> 00:13:53,261 Happy day in Cell Block A. You are being assigned. 231 00:13:53,335 --> 00:13:54,905 Oh. 232 00:13:54,975 --> 00:13:56,340 Wait, did we do something wrong? 233 00:13:56,415 --> 00:13:58,179 No, we're getting our bunks. 234 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,223 Oh. Cool beans. 235 00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,536 Oh, my God. Does that mean we're gonna be roomies? 236 00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:08,266 Just so you know, I do snore sometimes, so- 237 00:14:08,335 --> 00:14:10,622 But only if I'm on my back or if I have a cold... 238 00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:13,062 so just tell me to roll over, and I totally will. 239 00:14:13,135 --> 00:14:15,058 - Morning, Officer Bell. - O'Neill. 240 00:14:16,895 --> 00:14:20,422 Wow. I didn't expect the bunks to feel so dorm-y. 241 00:14:20,495 --> 00:14:22,304 Kind of reminds me of camp, you know? 242 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,821 Except without the gimp bracelets and the archery... 243 00:14:24,895 --> 00:14:26,545 and it's kind of sad. 244 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,663 What a bunch of vultures. 245 00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:32,376 Sort team requested at Gate A. Sort team requested at Gate A. 246 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,618 - Hey. Did you just steal that book? - It's mine. I'm reclaiming it. 247 00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:38,904 Chapman, in here. Soso, follow me. 248 00:14:39,655 --> 00:14:41,384 We're not together? 249 00:14:43,615 --> 00:14:45,504 Did you go to summer camp? 250 00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:47,703 But seriously, it was the best time. 251 00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:52,386 Hi, Red. 252 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,700 Oh, no, hon. 253 00:14:54,775 --> 00:14:56,777 You're not in here. 254 00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,504 Looks like I am. 255 00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:01,020 Your attention, please. 256 00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:03,097 Sign-ups are available for recovery meeting. 257 00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:04,865 Check the bulletin board. 258 00:15:06,695 --> 00:15:10,495 - Can I move some of this stuff? - No, you may not. 259 00:15:11,615 --> 00:15:13,026 Can I have a few of those hooks then? 260 00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:15,177 I need all four of them. 261 00:15:15,255 --> 00:15:16,780 They are mine. 262 00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:48,904 What are you gonna do? 263 00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:50,500 Not feed me? 264 00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:06,902 I have a mealy bug infestation. 265 00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:11,105 They secrete this powdery wax substance. It's a bitch to get off. 266 00:16:11,175 --> 00:16:13,860 - You gave me a roommate. - Yes, I did. 267 00:16:13,935 --> 00:16:16,700 I haven't had a bunkie in 12 years. 268 00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:20,860 We don't get special privileges when we turn our prison assignment... 269 00:16:20,935 --> 00:16:22,983 into a drug-smuggling operation. 270 00:16:23,055 --> 00:16:25,456 You know that was never my game. 271 00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:28,106 Sure, pin it on a guy who's not here to defend himself. 272 00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:30,024 He was counting on that. 273 00:16:30,135 --> 00:16:32,900 You got too big for your britches, Red. 274 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:37,299 We all turned the other way when you were bringing in panty hose and nail polish. 275 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,457 Seemed harmless. Kept the ladies happy. 276 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:42,778 And Healy, he had his head shoved so far up your ass... 277 00:16:42,895 --> 00:16:44,659 he could chew your food for ya. 278 00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:48,456 So frankly, I don't give a shit whether it was you or somebody else. 279 00:16:48,535 --> 00:16:50,458 You let drugs in here. 280 00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,617 A girl died because of you. 281 00:16:55,735 --> 00:16:59,217 A small leak can sink a great ship. 282 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:02,823 - You know who said that? - No. 283 00:17:02,895 --> 00:17:06,820 Neither do I. But I can't have leaky holes in my prison. 284 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,262 Nothin' coming in, nothin' going out. 285 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:11,700 Welcome to retirement, Red. 286 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:14,176 Get a hobby. 287 00:17:14,255 --> 00:17:17,304 Crochet yourself a fuckin' hammock for all I give a shit. 288 00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:23,616 Use a mixture of garlic, vinegar and hot pepper sauce. 289 00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:26,175 It's a natural insecticide. 290 00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:47,981 Park in the garage, and I'll see you in three hours. 291 00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:49,705 I know the drill. 292 00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:56,937 I hate this part. 293 00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,460 Poor you. 294 00:19:25,135 --> 00:19:27,024 Oh! Oh, oh, my goodness. 295 00:19:27,095 --> 00:19:28,585 I am so sorry. 296 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,305 - No, that was me. Please, please. - No. 297 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:34,061 - Oh, my God. I'm such a klutz. - Not at all. 298 00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:36,217 Just looks like you could use a couple more arms. 299 00:19:38,295 --> 00:19:39,820 Here you go. 300 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:43,297 Wow. I heard the postal service was going bankrupt... 301 00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,981 but looks like you're personally gonna turn that around. 302 00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:49,582 Uh- Well, you- I do- I do what I can. 303 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,818 - True patriot, huh? - Oh, yeah. Oh, I love my country. 304 00:19:52,895 --> 00:19:54,863 Either that or you're running a mail scam. 305 00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:56,266 Yes. Oh! 306 00:19:56,335 --> 00:19:57,825 Hey. Here. 307 00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:59,579 Let me help you with that. 308 00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,817 - Thank you. Thank you, uh- - Yeah. 309 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,135 Uh, Christopher. 310 00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:05,536 Christopher. 311 00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:06,980 Yeah. 312 00:20:07,055 --> 00:20:10,138 Um, sorry. You-You look like somebody. 313 00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:15,022 I'm Lorna Morello. 314 00:20:15,095 --> 00:20:16,540 Oh. 315 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,778 Beautiful and Italian. Today must be my lucky day. 316 00:20:23,775 --> 00:20:27,382 Well, Miss Morello, after you're done cleaning this place out of postage... 317 00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,497 maybe I could take you for a coffee? 318 00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:32,977 I would love that, Christopher. 319 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,705 Thank you. 320 00:20:58,775 --> 00:21:01,540 Well, if it isn't the wily inventress of Litchfield- 321 00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,737 About to make a fortune for herself. 322 00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:06,739 Uh, you know it. Yo, but I'm thinking of changing the name. 323 00:21:06,815 --> 00:21:08,658 What you think about the “She-wee”? 324 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,306 No, I'm talking about your other little side business. 325 00:21:11,415 --> 00:21:14,225 - Pruno. - Oh, my hooch? 326 00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,337 Oh, that's just for fun. There's no charge. 327 00:21:16,415 --> 00:21:19,066 - The girls would pay for it. - I mean, but that ain't the point. 328 00:21:19,135 --> 00:21:22,264 - I make it for me and my friends. - Yeah, but you're missing an opportunity. 329 00:21:22,335 --> 00:21:25,817 Besides, I got me a killer recipe. 330 00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:29,900 We could compare notes, tweak it a little bit, charge by the cup. 331 00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:32,621 Hell, we could charge by the sip. 332 00:21:34,935 --> 00:21:38,860 Uh, nah. That ain't my bag. 333 00:21:38,935 --> 00:21:40,425 Sorry. 334 00:22:02,775 --> 00:22:05,540 How are you feeling? You look better. 335 00:22:10,135 --> 00:22:12,456 You want to keep a burn from scarring? 336 00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:16,176 Mix some lemon juice with Vaseline. Apply it every day. 337 00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:20,299 - What do you want? - I want you to stop sulking. 338 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,582 I never meant for you to get hurt. 339 00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:25,380 I did it for the good of the family. 340 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:31,904 It's not good enough, Red. No. 341 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,141 Fine. 342 00:22:38,215 --> 00:22:40,741 Guard Wester, call 609. 343 00:22:59,455 --> 00:23:00,980 May I sit here? 344 00:23:01,055 --> 00:23:02,784 Of course, dear. 345 00:23:02,855 --> 00:23:06,780 Tell that man at the end of the table to stop winking at me. 346 00:23:11,295 --> 00:23:14,185 Don't watch her eat. It'll drive you insane. 347 00:23:14,255 --> 00:23:16,144 She'll finish that soup next Monday. 348 00:23:16,215 --> 00:23:17,740 This is not looking right. 349 00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:19,499 Because you stitch too tight. 350 00:23:19,575 --> 00:23:23,660 Make a gauge swatch like I told you, and count your stitches. 351 00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,578 You won't have that problem. 352 00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,261 We have a crochet circle, if you'd like to join. 353 00:23:28,335 --> 00:23:30,178 Oh, I don't crochet. 354 00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:33,259 But that sounds... very nice. 355 00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:35,941 Oh, it's boring as hell, but what else have we got to do? 356 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:37,505 What happened to my pants? 357 00:23:37,575 --> 00:23:38,986 The ones you're wearing? 358 00:23:40,455 --> 00:23:43,186 You just work on that soup there, Jimmy. 359 00:23:44,175 --> 00:23:46,098 Like a liquefied bowl of Jell-O. 360 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,826 I can hear you, you old cunt. 361 00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:02,146 Fuck these bitches. 362 00:24:05,335 --> 00:24:09,181 - I'm not done reading that! - Everybody dies. 363 00:24:09,255 --> 00:24:10,984 B Block, pick up your work cards. 364 00:24:17,295 --> 00:24:18,820 - This is mine. - No, it ain't. 365 00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:22,337 Then why does it have my inmate number carved in the back? 366 00:24:22,415 --> 00:24:24,622 Fine, Inspector Gadget. 367 00:24:24,695 --> 00:24:27,983 Inspector Gadget was not a good detective. 368 00:24:28,055 --> 00:24:29,864 He just had a lot of stuff. 369 00:24:29,935 --> 00:24:32,097 Plus, he had Penny and the Brain helping him. 370 00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:34,382 You best get the fuck out now. 371 00:24:37,015 --> 00:24:38,505 This is unbelievable. 372 00:24:38,575 --> 00:24:40,225 You too? 373 00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:42,821 None of us thought you were coming back. 374 00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:48,496 Really? 375 00:24:52,135 --> 00:24:54,866 Ain't about you. I like the beach. 376 00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:58,100 Keep it. 377 00:25:01,695 --> 00:25:03,379 That's my blanket. 378 00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:05,583 - No, this is Miss Claudette's blanket. - It's mine. 379 00:25:05,655 --> 00:25:08,499 We've talked about this. And I'm taking it back. 380 00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,464 Really? 381 00:25:10,535 --> 00:25:13,061 And how do you suppose you're going to do that? 382 00:25:16,135 --> 00:25:17,864 I don't want to have to get physical with you. 383 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:19,744 Oh, please. 384 00:25:19,815 --> 00:25:22,136 I could snap your femur like a toothpick, Twiggy. 385 00:25:22,215 --> 00:25:23,421 Fuck off. 386 00:25:24,255 --> 00:25:26,098 Piper, there you are. Hi. 387 00:25:26,175 --> 00:25:28,143 Um, so, I heard tonight is movie night... 388 00:25:28,255 --> 00:25:30,622 and I don't have headphones yet, so I went to the- 389 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,538 Hey. What's your name? 390 00:25:33,775 --> 00:25:35,584 Um- So, anyway... 391 00:25:35,655 --> 00:25:38,738 I guess I just don't understand this Chinese lady at the commissary. 392 00:25:38,815 --> 00:25:41,944 Is she Chinese? I don't want to presume. She could be Malay. 393 00:25:42,015 --> 00:25:44,666 - Not now, Brook. - Okay, should I meet you out here? 394 00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:47,420 I'm busy. Go back to your cube. 395 00:25:47,495 --> 00:25:48,621 Now. 396 00:25:48,695 --> 00:25:50,459 Okay, yeah. 397 00:25:53,895 --> 00:25:56,944 Looks like you got yourself a pet kitten. 398 00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,017 I want to put her in a bag of rocks... 399 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:01,780 and dump her at the bottom of the lake. 400 00:26:02,575 --> 00:26:04,179 Hey. 401 00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:06,178 You really want that blanket? 402 00:26:06,255 --> 00:26:08,781 Maybe we could... work out a trade? 403 00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:16,377 All this pee-hole business- 404 00:26:16,455 --> 00:26:19,026 Like, what the fuck else don't I know? 405 00:26:19,095 --> 00:26:23,339 I been livin' all these years and never even looked at my own damn vajayjay. 406 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,862 What other surprises my body gonna spring on me? 407 00:26:26,935 --> 00:26:29,381 I mean, have you looked at these feet ever? 408 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:34,382 Like, I don't want to scare you, but I'm not sure this one right here's a toe. 409 00:26:34,455 --> 00:26:37,140 - Shut up. - Nah, the little one, it don't look right. 410 00:26:37,215 --> 00:26:39,695 Could be a pencil eraser, old piece of jerky. 411 00:26:39,775 --> 00:26:42,255 Oh, leave my feet alone. 412 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:43,985 Yo, I'm done anyway. 413 00:26:45,015 --> 00:26:47,461 Check out my masterpiece. 414 00:26:49,095 --> 00:26:52,304 What? That's a hot-ass mess. 415 00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:56,460 - It's abstract, yo. - You only supposed to paint the nail, not the skin. Fuck. 416 00:26:56,535 --> 00:27:00,256 Look, all innovators have their work criticized at first. 417 00:27:00,335 --> 00:27:02,144 Appreciation will come. I'll give you time. 418 00:27:02,215 --> 00:27:06,186 I already have time- Time and a shit pedicure. 419 00:27:06,255 --> 00:27:08,656 No, stop. You gonna mess it up. 420 00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:12,418 - Stop! - I'm bigger than you, bitch. 421 00:27:12,495 --> 00:27:13,621 I hate tickling. No, no. 422 00:27:13,735 --> 00:27:16,386 Uncle. Uncle. I can't breathe. 423 00:27:32,695 --> 00:27:34,220 Sorry, P. 424 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:39,262 We been through this. 425 00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:45,337 I know. 426 00:27:48,695 --> 00:27:50,697 - I'm not- - I know. 427 00:27:54,495 --> 00:27:58,102 Maybe we could... 428 00:27:58,175 --> 00:28:00,018 cuddle for a minute? 429 00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:03,940 Yeah. 430 00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:28,179 Go back. 431 00:28:28,255 --> 00:28:30,098 You can still go back. 432 00:28:36,775 --> 00:28:40,222 Dr. Cole, please call Psychiatric Evaluations. 433 00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:42,582 Dr. Cole, please call- 434 00:28:42,655 --> 00:28:44,259 That looks like fun. 435 00:28:46,335 --> 00:28:49,100 So how long you been in treatment? 436 00:28:50,335 --> 00:28:52,303 Listen, I've gotta sit here for the next two hours... 437 00:28:52,415 --> 00:28:54,816 and I don't really feel like talking to some old bald lady. 438 00:28:54,895 --> 00:28:56,784 So can we just, like, pretend I'm not here? 439 00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:03,099 I was gonna tell you a joke. 440 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,098 I'm good, thanks. 441 00:29:10,895 --> 00:29:12,135 Yo, nurse. 442 00:29:13,015 --> 00:29:14,699 Do you have an iPhone charger? 443 00:29:14,815 --> 00:29:16,305 No, sorry. 444 00:29:17,135 --> 00:29:19,342 Oh, my God. This is bullshit. 445 00:29:23,695 --> 00:29:26,175 - What's your joke? - Too late. 446 00:29:26,255 --> 00:29:28,781 Whatever. I'm sure it's stupid. 447 00:29:30,815 --> 00:29:32,146 So... 448 00:29:33,295 --> 00:29:35,662 the doctor says to the patient... 449 00:29:35,735 --> 00:29:38,579 “I got bad news and some more bad news. 450 00:29:38,655 --> 00:29:41,545 The bad news is you got cancer.” 451 00:29:42,295 --> 00:29:43,740 “And the more bad news?” 452 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:46,625 “You also got Alzheimer's disease.” 453 00:29:46,695 --> 00:29:49,778 So the patient thinks for a minute and then she says... 454 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,940 “Well, at least I don't have cancer.” 455 00:29:55,255 --> 00:29:58,577 - I don't get it. - I'm not gonna 'splain it to you. 456 00:29:58,655 --> 00:30:00,862 Figure it out. 457 00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:04,017 I'm gonna grab a soda from the vending machine. 458 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:07,702 - Would you like anything? - I'd love a Pepsi. 459 00:30:07,775 --> 00:30:09,425 Don't tell anyone. 460 00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,382 Who's that? ls it your daughter? 461 00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:17,538 She's a correctional officer. 462 00:30:18,615 --> 00:30:20,902 - Prison guard? - Exactly. 463 00:30:20,975 --> 00:30:22,977 Wait. So you're not a- 464 00:30:24,655 --> 00:30:25,702 Are you? 465 00:30:27,455 --> 00:30:29,139 For serious? 466 00:30:29,215 --> 00:30:31,695 I thought those were just, like, comfy old-lady chemo clothes. 467 00:30:34,215 --> 00:30:37,264 - What'd you do? - Robbed a bank. 468 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,905 You're lying. No way. 469 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,182 Google me. 470 00:30:41,255 --> 00:30:43,826 All right. Come on. Tell me about it. 471 00:30:43,895 --> 00:30:47,217 You want the first time... or the last? 472 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:51,265 The first time was in 1982. 473 00:31:06,055 --> 00:31:07,580 Fuck it. 474 00:33:32,335 --> 00:33:35,100 Huh? This too much for the Jersey shore? 475 00:33:35,175 --> 00:33:38,099 Not if you're gonna walk the boardwalk, lookin' to make some extra cash. 476 00:33:38,175 --> 00:33:40,257 Uh, it's Dolce and Gabbana, you nut. 477 00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:41,746 How the heck are you paying for all this stuff? 478 00:33:41,815 --> 00:33:44,819 I get good deals. I'm a savvy shopper. 479 00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:47,296 And Christopher likes me to look sophisticated. 480 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:48,979 He says I'm like Audrey Hepburn. 481 00:33:49,055 --> 00:33:51,342 Besides, this is our first weekend away together... 482 00:33:51,415 --> 00:33:53,941 - and we're stayin' somewhere fancy. - Where? 483 00:33:54,015 --> 00:33:57,098 I don't know. He has the whole time planned. 484 00:33:57,175 --> 00:33:59,701 He is gonna take me on a sailboat... 485 00:33:59,775 --> 00:34:04,144 and then we're gonna ride the Wildwood Ferris Wheel at sunset. 486 00:34:04,215 --> 00:34:07,139 I can't believe I met a guy like this, Franny. 487 00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:08,785 You should bring him over for dinner. 488 00:34:08,855 --> 00:34:11,176 What, to meet Ma and everybody? Are you crazy? 489 00:34:11,255 --> 00:34:14,020 I don't want him getting scared off, okay? He's the one. 490 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,860 You don't know if he's the one until he's met the family. 491 00:34:16,935 --> 00:34:20,735 - It's like a test. - He don't need a test, okay? 492 00:34:20,815 --> 00:34:22,305 He's my destiny. 493 00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,981 I-I'm tellin' you, it was like the movies- 494 00:34:25,055 --> 00:34:26,625 like- like, you know, in Notting Hill... 495 00:34:26,695 --> 00:34:28,936 where Hugh Grant, uh, bumps into Julia Roberts... 496 00:34:29,015 --> 00:34:30,665 and he spills his orange juice on her? 497 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,658 That's what happened to us. 498 00:34:32,735 --> 00:34:34,976 We crashed into each other, literally. 499 00:34:35,055 --> 00:34:39,219 Franny, it was meant to be. 500 00:34:42,975 --> 00:34:44,545 You look cute in that dress. 501 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,344 Like Pretty Woman? 502 00:34:46,415 --> 00:34:48,417 Yeah, like Pretty Woman. 503 00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:53,419 Bastards. 504 00:34:53,495 --> 00:34:55,304 They grow as fast as bamboo. 505 00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,218 It's an invasion. 506 00:34:58,815 --> 00:35:00,305 You know, I get them too. 507 00:35:02,495 --> 00:35:05,897 Well, most of the time they're blonde and they are soft. 508 00:35:05,975 --> 00:35:10,185 But every once in a while, I do get one that is black and spiky. 509 00:35:10,295 --> 00:35:11,979 And if you don't catch it in time... 510 00:35:12,055 --> 00:35:13,784 all of a sudden, it's like two feet long... 511 00:35:13,855 --> 00:35:15,698 and it's growing right out of the side of your face... 512 00:35:15,775 --> 00:35:18,665 like this giant, pubey lady-beard hair. 513 00:35:18,735 --> 00:35:20,499 - Geez. - You know, I get one right here. 514 00:35:20,575 --> 00:35:22,623 Larry called him “Spike.” 515 00:35:22,695 --> 00:35:25,221 - How is he? - Spike? 516 00:35:25,295 --> 00:35:29,505 Well, he's just startin' up, but I can feel him. 517 00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:33,177 - The husband. - Oh. 518 00:35:34,335 --> 00:35:36,861 I don't know. We don't talk. 519 00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:39,099 No letters. 520 00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:41,177 I used to get two a week. 521 00:35:43,695 --> 00:35:48,098 In fact, this week, all I got was a card from my grandmother. 522 00:35:48,175 --> 00:35:51,179 My friends aren't feeling too prolific these days. 523 00:35:51,295 --> 00:35:55,300 I'm sure he told them what a horrible, evil cheater I am... 524 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:58,299 and it's not like I'm in any position to defend myself. 525 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:00,742 Nobody has any idea what to say to me. 526 00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:05,056 People are fickle fucks. 527 00:36:05,135 --> 00:36:07,615 You know, the thing is, I don't blame them. 528 00:36:07,695 --> 00:36:11,256 I don't even blame him, ultimately. I was selfish. 529 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,337 You have to be selfish in here. 530 00:36:13,415 --> 00:36:15,338 That's how you survive. 531 00:36:18,535 --> 00:36:21,618 People's loyalty means nothing. 532 00:36:21,695 --> 00:36:25,620 Because the second you're not useful to them, you're out. 533 00:36:26,735 --> 00:36:28,863 You think that's why your girls turned on you? 534 00:36:28,935 --> 00:36:30,858 Is that what you heard? 535 00:36:30,935 --> 00:36:32,858 No. 536 00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:34,460 I've just... 537 00:36:34,535 --> 00:36:37,584 noticed that you've been... flying solo lately. 538 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:39,862 My friendship used to come with perks. 539 00:36:39,935 --> 00:36:42,541 Now I'm just an angry, old Russian lady. 540 00:36:42,615 --> 00:36:44,777 Without the free stockings and eyeliner... 541 00:36:44,855 --> 00:36:47,142 I'm not quite the draw I used to be. 542 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,144 And take it from me, Chapman... 543 00:36:50,215 --> 00:36:52,616 husbands are overrated. 544 00:36:52,695 --> 00:36:55,460 They're as useless as children. 545 00:36:55,535 --> 00:36:57,299 Count yourself lucky. 546 00:36:58,575 --> 00:37:01,260 If it was meant to last, it would have. 547 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,384 Here. 548 00:37:06,495 --> 00:37:07,656 For Spike. 549 00:37:17,855 --> 00:37:21,541 Officer Sanchez to the rec room. 550 00:37:21,695 --> 00:37:25,097 He cried nonstop. By 4:00 a.m., I was ready to smother him with a Boppy. 551 00:37:25,175 --> 00:37:27,018 I know. That's really dark. 552 00:37:27,095 --> 00:37:29,826 But I'm all alone until the new baby nurse comes at 7:00, and then she leaves at 3:00. 553 00:37:29,935 --> 00:37:32,905 Fucking Pete. What if I went off to Alaska? 554 00:37:32,975 --> 00:37:36,218 Just, “Peace out. I'm off to kayak and pretend I'm fucking Bear Grylls... 555 00:37:36,295 --> 00:37:38,263 cause we've spawned the symbolic end of childhood... 556 00:37:38,335 --> 00:37:40,702 and I can't handle it 'cause I'm fucking Peter Pan... 557 00:37:40,775 --> 00:37:43,745 and my therapist is an idiot, misogynistic piece of shit.” 558 00:37:43,815 --> 00:37:45,385 You should go. 559 00:37:45,455 --> 00:37:48,982 Seriously, just go, you know, kayak with the lost boys. 560 00:37:49,055 --> 00:37:51,979 I'll keep this little monkey, breast-feed him, raise him as my own... 561 00:37:52,055 --> 00:37:53,898 along with the baby nurse from 7:00 to 3:00. 562 00:37:53,975 --> 00:37:55,500 She's not hot. 563 00:37:55,575 --> 00:37:59,182 She's got a wonky eye and bad acne scars. And she's in her 50s. 564 00:37:59,295 --> 00:38:02,697 But she makes these amazing plantains and sings him Jimmy Cliff songs. 565 00:38:02,775 --> 00:38:03,981 Sold. 566 00:38:06,015 --> 00:38:08,256 You are the only one who'll still hang out with us. 567 00:38:08,335 --> 00:38:11,623 Everyone swears they'll still come around, but they don't. 568 00:38:11,695 --> 00:38:13,220 How old is the baby? 569 00:38:13,295 --> 00:38:16,378 - Uh, 10 weeks. - Congratulations. 570 00:38:16,455 --> 00:38:18,457 Oh, you're such an attractive family. 571 00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:21,379 - Oh. - Thank you. 572 00:38:21,455 --> 00:38:25,540 Yeah. You know, despite the blond hair, she still swears he's mine. 573 00:38:25,655 --> 00:38:28,226 - What's his name? - Hampus. 574 00:38:28,295 --> 00:38:30,059 Hampus Renselor. 575 00:38:30,135 --> 00:38:31,466 It's an old family name. 576 00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:33,537 It's beautiful, isn't it? Little Hampy. 577 00:38:33,615 --> 00:38:35,936 - How long have the two of you been married? - Long time. 578 00:38:36,015 --> 00:38:38,825 Uh, we got married on the Circle Line in front of the Statue of Liberty. 579 00:38:38,895 --> 00:38:40,499 It was beautiful. Huge wedding. 580 00:38:40,575 --> 00:38:41,861 Did you meet in the city? 581 00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:44,586 - Oh! Yeah, we sure did. - At a Star Trek convention. 582 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,737 - Oh. - Yeah, we were both dressed as Klingons. 583 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:49,136 It's a passion of ours. 584 00:38:49,215 --> 00:38:50,740 I knew right away she was the one. 585 00:38:50,815 --> 00:38:52,544 Well, enjoy. 586 00:38:52,615 --> 00:38:55,221 You're perfect together. It's very clear. 587 00:38:59,695 --> 00:39:02,983 “Hampus.” It's not half bad, actually. 588 00:39:03,055 --> 00:39:04,944 There might still be time to change the birth certificate. 589 00:39:06,495 --> 00:39:08,497 Little Hampy. 590 00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:12,902 Uh-uh! Careful with that box. 591 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,897 How many do we have in there? 592 00:40:13,855 --> 00:40:15,380 Oh. 593 00:40:57,775 --> 00:40:59,425 Mmm. 594 00:41:04,815 --> 00:41:08,900 Please let the record show that the witness has indicated the defendant. 595 00:41:08,975 --> 00:41:11,262 Proceed, counselor. 596 00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:16,899 Please tell the court how you happen to know the defendant, Lorna Morello. 597 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,626 We went on one date. 598 00:41:19,695 --> 00:41:22,266 I met her at the post office, and we had a coffee. 599 00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:24,742 And that was the extent of your relationship? 600 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:27,102 I wasn't interested in pursuing things further. 601 00:41:27,175 --> 00:41:30,622 I told her that. Very clearly. 602 00:41:30,695 --> 00:41:34,984 And did Miss Morello continue to contact you after this initial date? 603 00:41:35,095 --> 00:41:37,336 Relentlessly- 604 00:41:37,415 --> 00:41:41,784 Phone calls, Facebook messages, texts, e-mails. 605 00:41:41,895 --> 00:41:43,659 She showed up at my house. 606 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:46,022 Did you make it clear to her that these advances were unwanted? 607 00:41:46,095 --> 00:41:47,585 I did. 608 00:41:47,655 --> 00:41:49,544 And then I began receiving threats. 609 00:41:49,615 --> 00:41:54,223 Now, Mr. MacLaren, did you take any action to prevent these advances? 610 00:41:54,295 --> 00:41:58,698 I changed my phone number, my e-mail account and I moved twice. 611 00:41:58,775 --> 00:42:00,664 Each time, she found me. 612 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:02,703 When I started dating my current girlfriend, Angela... 613 00:42:02,775 --> 00:42:05,585 she showed up in Atlantic City, where we'd gone for the weekend. 614 00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:09,057 She left notes on my car. She threw trash on my lawn. 615 00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:12,821 She left voice mails, yelling about how I wasn't helping enough with the dog. 616 00:42:12,895 --> 00:42:14,385 I don't even have a dog. 617 00:42:14,455 --> 00:42:16,617 And then she threatened to strangle Angela... 618 00:42:16,695 --> 00:42:18,345 and that's when I got a restraining order. 619 00:42:18,415 --> 00:42:20,543 Did she ever make an attempt on your life? 620 00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:23,259 Yes. 621 00:42:23,335 --> 00:42:26,179 We found a homemade explosive device under Angela's car. 622 00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:29,225 Oh, he's being so dramatic. 623 00:42:29,295 --> 00:42:31,218 They're twisting this whole story. 624 00:42:32,775 --> 00:42:34,425 Oh, sorry. 625 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:43,939 Hey, Angela. 626 00:42:44,535 --> 00:42:46,537 Angela? Babe? 627 00:42:46,615 --> 00:42:49,016 Look at this. There's glass all over the- 628 00:42:59,295 --> 00:43:02,424 Hello? ls anyone in here? 629 00:43:31,535 --> 00:43:33,060 You were right, Caputo. 630 00:43:33,135 --> 00:43:34,341 About? 631 00:43:34,415 --> 00:43:36,656 I'm tired. I'm getting old. 632 00:43:36,735 --> 00:43:38,817 It's a new phase of life. 633 00:43:38,895 --> 00:43:40,545 Time to pack it in. 634 00:43:40,615 --> 00:43:42,504 I'm glad to hear it. 635 00:43:42,575 --> 00:43:44,577 I'm officially one of the golden girls. 636 00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,623 I sit with them at lunch. 637 00:43:46,695 --> 00:43:48,902 They've even asked me to join their craft circle. 638 00:43:49,775 --> 00:43:51,504 What are you doing in my office? 639 00:43:51,575 --> 00:43:54,146 You told me to find a hobby... 640 00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:56,263 and that's exactly what we need... 641 00:43:56,335 --> 00:43:57,780 especially the old ladies. 642 00:43:57,855 --> 00:44:00,506 The rest of the women here have work. 643 00:44:00,615 --> 00:44:03,858 There's no programs for those who've been put out to pasture. 644 00:44:03,935 --> 00:44:05,824 What do you suggest? 645 00:44:05,895 --> 00:44:07,738 Aquarobics? 646 00:44:09,135 --> 00:44:12,503 I hear gardening is very therapeutic. 647 00:44:12,575 --> 00:44:14,418 - It is. - It lowers stress... 648 00:44:14,495 --> 00:44:16,145 helps with depression. 649 00:44:16,255 --> 00:44:19,145 There's something about actually putting your fingers in the dirt... 650 00:44:19,215 --> 00:44:21,980 nurturing something to life. 651 00:44:22,095 --> 00:44:24,097 I've read it can be very healing. 652 00:44:24,175 --> 00:44:28,180 People who do three hours of gardening a week actually live longer. 653 00:44:28,255 --> 00:44:29,780 It's a fact. 654 00:44:29,895 --> 00:44:32,102 That old shed we use on grounds crew- 655 00:44:32,175 --> 00:44:34,018 it used to be a greenhouse, no? 656 00:44:34,095 --> 00:44:36,701 - Mm-hmm. - Wouldn't be so hard to clean it out... 657 00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:38,300 bring it to life. 658 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,776 Let the old codgers tinker around. 659 00:44:40,855 --> 00:44:45,622 There's even a place to put your little plants besides your office window. 660 00:44:45,695 --> 00:44:47,584 From the look of them... 661 00:44:47,655 --> 00:44:50,135 they're not getting the sun they need. 662 00:44:50,215 --> 00:44:52,104 What do you get out of it? 663 00:44:52,175 --> 00:44:54,337 I get to boss people around again... 664 00:44:54,415 --> 00:44:56,258 even if it is a bunch of fossils. 665 00:44:57,815 --> 00:45:00,295 Fig would never go for a new program. 666 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:02,616 It wouldn't cost much. 667 00:45:02,695 --> 00:45:04,936 Justine Phillips, report to the warden's office. 668 00:45:05,735 --> 00:45:07,783 Bring me a budget- 669 00:45:07,855 --> 00:45:10,984 seed, soil, everything spelled out on paper. 670 00:45:11,055 --> 00:45:12,545 I'll see what I can do. 671 00:45:22,615 --> 00:45:24,777 - I'm so sorry. - For what? 672 00:45:24,855 --> 00:45:27,506 I-I just- I fell asleep. I don't know what time it is. 673 00:45:27,575 --> 00:45:29,816 No worries. We just finished. You're right on time. 674 00:45:48,295 --> 00:45:51,617 - You okay, Morello? - Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Fine. 675 00:45:51,695 --> 00:45:53,459 How did it go, Rosa? 676 00:45:55,895 --> 00:45:58,262 Maybe you should just drive. 677 00:46:11,015 --> 00:46:13,461 I always thought it was one pooter hole... 678 00:46:13,535 --> 00:46:15,424 and a couple of different holes off of it... 679 00:46:15,495 --> 00:46:18,066 like a cave system or somethin'. 680 00:46:18,135 --> 00:46:21,935 See, sometimes my pee comes out like a sprinkler. 681 00:46:22,015 --> 00:46:23,619 Like, it's not a steady stream. 682 00:46:23,695 --> 00:46:25,777 It's more like- like a mini showerhead. 683 00:46:25,855 --> 00:46:27,505 You listening to this? 684 00:46:27,575 --> 00:46:31,944 It's the talk of the town- the wonders of the female anatomy. 685 00:46:32,015 --> 00:46:34,495 You know, someone needs to get these women a medical book. 686 00:46:34,575 --> 00:46:36,498 This is ridiculous. 687 00:46:37,615 --> 00:46:39,105 Do you know? 688 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:40,904 I mean... 689 00:46:41,815 --> 00:46:43,817 generally. 690 00:46:47,815 --> 00:46:50,182 Remember when that was you, Chapman? 691 00:46:50,255 --> 00:46:54,465 A lost little kumquat looking for a place to sit. 692 00:46:54,535 --> 00:46:56,264 What's she in for? 693 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:58,457 Some kind of political protest. 694 00:46:58,535 --> 00:47:00,936 You know, the two of you might have a lot to talk about. 695 00:47:01,015 --> 00:47:03,302 I doubt that. 696 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:08,666 These bogus bohemian babies have no idea what a nonviolent direct action is. 697 00:47:08,735 --> 00:47:11,261 - Dirty fake hippies. - Wow. 698 00:47:11,335 --> 00:47:13,702 Someone's got some issues. 699 00:47:13,775 --> 00:47:15,015 Brook! 700 00:47:16,455 --> 00:47:17,866 Right here. 701 00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:20,905 Please don't do that. She's a gabber. 702 00:47:20,975 --> 00:47:23,546 - Shall we adjourn? - I think that's wise. 703 00:47:24,455 --> 00:47:26,901 Oh, my God. I am so relieved. 704 00:47:26,975 --> 00:47:29,501 I thought you were mad at me. You're totally not mad at me, right? 705 00:47:29,615 --> 00:47:31,777 No, of course I'm not mad at you. 706 00:47:31,855 --> 00:47:34,256 Oh, thank God. 707 00:47:34,335 --> 00:47:38,056 Everyone in here is in such a bad mood all the time. 708 00:47:38,135 --> 00:47:39,660 I mean, like, I always thought... 709 00:47:39,735 --> 00:47:44,616 women's prison would be more about community and girl power and stuff. 710 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,857 Some of these women just seem crazy. 711 00:47:46,935 --> 00:47:48,664 It can be a lot worse than that, Brook. 712 00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:52,945 It can be seriously dangerous in here. 713 00:47:53,055 --> 00:47:54,625 Don't kid yourself. 714 00:47:54,695 --> 00:47:56,140 What do you mean? 715 00:47:56,215 --> 00:48:00,106 You're a pretty girl and you're gonna be a target. 716 00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:03,736 - I know that I was. - You mean like... rape? 717 00:48:03,815 --> 00:48:07,297 Oh, rape, assault, battery. 718 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:11,619 You need to find yourself a prison wife- 719 00:48:12,255 --> 00:48:13,745 somebody really tough... 720 00:48:13,815 --> 00:48:16,102 somebody nobody's gonna fuck with. 721 00:48:16,175 --> 00:48:17,700 Did you do that? 722 00:48:17,775 --> 00:48:20,938 All I'm saying is that one night with the right protector... 723 00:48:21,015 --> 00:48:25,225 can keep you safe for the rest of your sentence. 724 00:48:25,295 --> 00:48:26,740 You mean you? 725 00:48:26,815 --> 00:48:28,738 No. See, I'm not tough. 726 00:48:28,815 --> 00:48:33,776 What you need is somebody who inspires real fear. 727 00:48:33,855 --> 00:48:36,779 You know, somebody who's kind of mannish... 728 00:48:36,855 --> 00:48:40,098 and kind Of... bulky... 729 00:48:40,175 --> 00:48:41,665 but tender at heart. 730 00:48:41,735 --> 00:48:43,499 And there's not a lot of good ones. 731 00:48:43,575 --> 00:48:45,464 Most of them are taken. 732 00:48:45,535 --> 00:48:47,424 Hey, you two. 733 00:48:47,495 --> 00:48:50,624 What are we talking about here? 734 00:48:50,695 --> 00:48:53,778 Well, you know... 735 00:48:53,855 --> 00:48:57,541 I am feeling so single today. 736 00:48:58,895 --> 00:49:00,545 What's going on? 737 00:49:00,615 --> 00:49:02,902 Nothing. Big Boo, this is Brook. 738 00:49:02,975 --> 00:49:04,579 And, Brook, this is Big Boo. 739 00:49:04,655 --> 00:49:08,376 Uh, is this some kind of game? 740 00:49:09,815 --> 00:49:11,419 I don't get it. 741 00:49:11,495 --> 00:49:13,623 What is going on? 742 00:49:13,695 --> 00:49:15,777 Could you suck any more at this? 743 00:49:15,855 --> 00:49:17,983 I suck at this? I mean, look at your ridiculous timing. 744 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,616 Clearly, this is not working, so can I just have my blanket back? 745 00:49:21,695 --> 00:49:24,824 - No. You didn't deliver. - Deliver what? Me? 746 00:49:24,895 --> 00:49:27,501 I did my part. 747 00:49:27,575 --> 00:49:30,545 Were you trying to pimp me out? 748 00:49:30,655 --> 00:49:33,261 She took my blanket. It belonged to my roommate. 749 00:49:33,335 --> 00:49:38,785 It meant a lot to me. Plus, it is very fucking cold in the dormitories. 750 00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:43,304 You tried to sell me for a blanket? 751 00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:45,865 Well, when you put it that way- 752 00:49:46,655 --> 00:49:48,464 You are sick. 753 00:49:48,535 --> 00:49:50,458 You know that? 754 00:49:50,535 --> 00:49:52,856 You are seriously fucked up. 755 00:49:58,615 --> 00:50:01,016 You know, she's right, Chapman. 756 00:50:01,095 --> 00:50:03,336 You're a horrible person. 757 00:50:17,815 --> 00:50:19,385 Hey, hey. 758 00:50:19,495 --> 00:50:21,020 What's the matter? 759 00:50:23,895 --> 00:50:25,420 Wanna talk about it? 760 00:50:31,935 --> 00:50:33,539 Oh, my God! 761 00:50:33,615 --> 00:50:34,946 Oh, wow. 762 00:50:36,735 --> 00:50:39,739 You know, I've only ever done this with one other girl before. 763 00:50:39,815 --> 00:50:43,422 I think it was at Bonnaroo, and I made out with the chick who painted my breasts. 764 00:50:43,495 --> 00:50:47,898 We were both wearing these, like, big headdresses... 765 00:50:47,975 --> 00:50:50,216 and, like, the String Cheese Incident was playing... 766 00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:54,016 - and we got up on stage and we just started dancing. - Uh-huh. 767 00:50:54,095 --> 00:50:56,177 And, you know, when I think back on it... 768 00:50:56,255 --> 00:50:58,178 I think I probably ended up getting heatstroke... 769 00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:00,144 'cause the tent was like a thousand degrees. 770 00:51:00,215 --> 00:51:01,660 Oh! 771 00:51:05,535 --> 00:51:07,378 That feels good. 772 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:09,776 Do you ever feel like you're in your body... 773 00:51:09,855 --> 00:51:13,746 but you can really feel, like, the space around you? 774 00:51:13,815 --> 00:51:16,739 Like, the air just suddenly becomes, like, really heavy... 775 00:51:16,815 --> 00:51:20,376 and you can feel, like, the atmosphere and the molecules- 776 00:51:20,455 --> 00:51:22,298 just hanging around your head? 777 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,946 And then you feel this tingling- 778 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:26,505 There we go. 779 00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:32,182 Fuckin' String Cheese. 780 00:52:09,695 --> 00:52:11,379 Where's your little cuddle bunny? 781 00:52:12,015 --> 00:52:13,505 What? 782 00:52:14,495 --> 00:52:16,179 I saw what went down in here. 783 00:52:16,255 --> 00:52:18,906 You were all cozied up with your little girlfriend. 784 00:52:18,975 --> 00:52:22,343 - Man, I ain't gay. - Looked pretty gay to me. 785 00:52:22,415 --> 00:52:24,179 We're just friends. 786 00:52:24,255 --> 00:52:26,144 Yeah? Just friends? 787 00:52:27,415 --> 00:52:29,383 And you're lonely. 788 00:52:30,015 --> 00:52:31,779 Want to be touched. 789 00:52:31,855 --> 00:52:33,937 Need a hug. 790 00:52:34,015 --> 00:52:36,097 Maybe even more than a hug. 791 00:52:36,215 --> 00:52:41,585 You need all that drama of someone to call your own. 792 00:52:44,655 --> 00:52:46,976 Let me tell you something. 793 00:52:47,055 --> 00:52:49,786 Gay for the stay is for punk-ass bitches... 794 00:52:49,895 --> 00:52:52,739 who aren't strong enough to be true to themself. 795 00:52:52,855 --> 00:52:55,222 I told you. I ain't like that. 796 00:52:55,295 --> 00:52:56,820 I know that. 797 00:52:56,895 --> 00:52:58,704 And I also know that when you get outta here... 798 00:52:58,775 --> 00:53:02,575 you don't want people on the block talking about how you went that way. 799 00:53:04,935 --> 00:53:06,699 That's why I'm telling you... 800 00:53:06,775 --> 00:53:10,177 do not let her drag you into that shit. 801 00:53:10,255 --> 00:53:12,064 She is not your real friend. 802 00:53:12,135 --> 00:53:15,503 She is only your friend in here. 803 00:53:18,735 --> 00:53:20,737 She doesn't know you like I do. 804 00:53:37,575 --> 00:53:39,976 I can't really tell if he's breathing on here. 805 00:53:40,055 --> 00:53:42,023 Does he look dead to you? 806 00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:43,699 Yes. 807 00:53:43,775 --> 00:53:46,699 No. No, he's asleep. 808 00:53:46,775 --> 00:53:48,903 He is blissfully asleep. 809 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,500 He is so cute, right? 810 00:53:51,455 --> 00:53:54,937 When he's sleeping, he's perfect. 811 00:53:56,535 --> 00:53:59,300 I loved playing house with you today. 812 00:54:01,575 --> 00:54:03,623 I don't know if I'm ever gonna have that. 813 00:54:03,695 --> 00:54:05,777 Yeah, you will. 814 00:54:05,855 --> 00:54:08,586 Shut the fuck up. 815 00:54:08,655 --> 00:54:11,340 I don't want to go home. 816 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,656 Good. I don't want you to. 817 00:54:13,735 --> 00:54:17,421 You're saving my life and my sanity. 818 00:54:17,495 --> 00:54:19,179 Plus, you change diapers... 819 00:54:19,255 --> 00:54:23,783 and I can pay you with leftover Jamaican food. 820 00:54:25,815 --> 00:54:27,305 Honestly, Larry... 821 00:54:29,095 --> 00:54:32,258 I really wouldn't have made it through this week without you. 822 00:54:33,135 --> 00:54:34,819 Thank you. 823 00:54:45,935 --> 00:54:48,506 Now don't be so juvenile, ladies. 824 00:54:48,575 --> 00:54:50,577 Listen up and learn, okay? 825 00:54:50,655 --> 00:54:52,180 Now, this is your vagina. 826 00:54:52,255 --> 00:54:54,178 This is your labia minora. 827 00:54:54,255 --> 00:54:57,577 This- This is your clitoris. 828 00:54:57,655 --> 00:55:00,101 And this is your urethra. 829 00:55:00,175 --> 00:55:01,620 This is where you pee from. 830 00:55:01,735 --> 00:55:03,305 Aha! 831 00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:06,458 Now, ladies, I want each and every one of you... 832 00:55:06,535 --> 00:55:08,424 to go back to your bunks tonight... 833 00:55:08,495 --> 00:55:11,180 and get to know your own cha-chas, okay? 834 00:55:11,255 --> 00:55:15,624 - No fucking way. I got a mons pubis. - Yes, you do. 835 00:55:15,695 --> 00:55:19,984 And you also have a labia majora and a clitoral hood. 836 00:55:20,055 --> 00:55:22,535 Now, for those of you who are having trouble finding your clitoris... 837 00:55:22,615 --> 00:55:25,585 or your partner is having trouble finding your clitoris... 838 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:29,626 you might have to pull back the clitoral hood to expose it. 839 00:55:29,695 --> 00:55:31,185 Little-known fact. 840 00:55:31,255 --> 00:55:34,384 The day I use this ticket... 841 00:55:34,455 --> 00:55:37,345 is the day New York has beaten me. 842 00:55:37,415 --> 00:55:39,179 You know, I just thought of something. 843 00:55:39,255 --> 00:55:40,939 You're kind of a mess. 844 00:55:41,015 --> 00:55:43,177 Thank you. 845 00:55:43,255 --> 00:55:45,542 No, I mean, anybody would tell you that. 846 00:55:45,655 --> 00:55:47,464 Since when do they get all the best seats? 847 00:55:47,535 --> 00:55:50,345 The reign of whitey is over. 848 00:55:52,655 --> 00:55:54,737 I've never seen this movie before... 849 00:55:54,815 --> 00:55:57,102 but this is some serious capitalist propaganda. 850 00:55:57,175 --> 00:55:59,064 I mean, why is that success? 851 00:55:59,135 --> 00:56:02,457 Are we supposed to want to work in a corner office and make buttloads of money? 852 00:56:02,535 --> 00:56:05,345 It's a total corporate agenda. 853 00:56:23,615 --> 00:56:25,140 Hmm? 854 00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:28,344 Oh, my- You know- 855 00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:34,020 Yo, the Spanish bitches are sittin' on too many freakin' pillows... 856 00:56:34,095 --> 00:56:35,859 making it hard to see and shit. 857 00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:38,097 Cállate, choncha. 858 00:56:38,175 --> 00:56:40,064 - What'd you call me? - Shit. 859 00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:42,376 - In my day, the black women would have- - Yeah, yeah. 860 00:56:42,455 --> 00:56:44,696 We know. Y'all ran this place. 861 00:56:44,775 --> 00:56:46,584 Shh. 862 00:56:50,295 --> 00:56:52,616 Shit. I missed, like, half the movie. 863 00:56:53,695 --> 00:56:55,777 Where-Where my seat at? 864 00:56:56,375 --> 00:56:58,059 Sorry. 865 00:56:58,135 --> 00:56:59,819 You ain't save me a seat? 866 00:56:59,935 --> 00:57:02,256 You always save me a seat. 867 00:57:03,415 --> 00:57:05,099 You know how people are. 868 00:57:08,535 --> 00:57:09,946 What? 869 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:14,103 Maybe you should get here on time. 870 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:42,220 Are you okay? 871 00:57:43,855 --> 00:57:45,584 I'm fine. 872 00:57:45,655 --> 00:57:50,058 I'm just- I'm missing my fiancé Christopher, is all. 873 00:57:51,015 --> 00:57:53,222 Oh, honey. 874 00:57:53,295 --> 00:57:55,297 Deep breaths. 875 00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:57,776 Time is all relative. 876 00:57:57,855 --> 00:58:00,096 You'll be together before you know it. 877 00:58:00,175 --> 00:58:02,621 And married. We'll be married? 878 00:58:02,695 --> 00:58:04,459 Of course you will. 879 00:58:10,135 --> 00:58:13,298 I've decided not to wear a veil. 880 00:58:13,375 --> 00:58:15,298 It's too traditional. 881 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:19,185 I want him to see my face. 882 00:58:20,815 --> 00:58:22,385 Why hide it? 883 00:58:23,455 --> 00:58:25,696 It's gorgeous. 884 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:45,115 Ripped By mstoll