1 00:01:09,295 --> 00:01:11,502 All right. So, you got your visiting room over here... 2 00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:14,545 which is where your mommy or daddy will come and visit you. 3 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:16,379 You gotta put their names on the list. 4 00:01:16,455 --> 00:01:20,176 This area down here- out of bounds, okay, guys, until you get assigned. 5 00:01:20,255 --> 00:01:23,225 Ooh! They must have locked you up for your own good. 6 00:01:23,295 --> 00:01:25,502 Hey, don't be afraid, little girl. 7 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:27,782 Daddy can protect you from the criminal element. 8 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:31,257 All right, Boo. Keep it in your pants, okay? 9 00:01:33,575 --> 00:01:35,543 Come on. 10 00:01:39,115 --> 00:01:47,115 Ripped By mstoll 11 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:52,383 Oh, my God. 12 00:01:52,455 --> 00:01:55,618 Oh, shit. She is risen. 13 00:02:16,175 --> 00:02:18,177 Shit. 14 00:02:20,215 --> 00:02:22,536 Ah. Shit. 15 00:02:26,095 --> 00:02:28,143 Oh! 16 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:03,423 Oh, shit. 17 00:03:04,295 --> 00:03:07,265 Five, four, three, two, one. 18 00:03:07,335 --> 00:03:08,621 Go! 19 00:03:08,695 --> 00:03:10,663 Man, I don't know who the fuck this is. Pass! 20 00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:12,305 - Uh! No passin'. - But I don't know- 21 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,776 Man, time's running out! Say, like, “It sounds like” or somethin'. 22 00:03:14,855 --> 00:03:17,062 Uh, all right. 23 00:03:17,175 --> 00:03:18,745 Rhymes with Bleve Blerwin. 24 00:03:18,815 --> 00:03:21,056 Man, she's cheatin'! You can't do no “rhymes with!” 25 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:23,661 What I supposed to do? Stupid-ass people ain't nobody ever heard of. 26 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:25,703 - Time! - I know! 27 00:03:25,775 --> 00:03:27,425 Aah! 28 00:03:27,495 --> 00:03:29,657 Man, Steve Irwin. The Crocodile Hunter? 29 00:03:29,735 --> 00:03:32,261 Rest in peace, btdubs. All right. My turn. 30 00:03:32,335 --> 00:03:34,224 - Ready, P? - Ooh! 31 00:03:34,295 --> 00:03:36,024 We got this. 32 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:38,496 And... three, two, one, go! 33 00:03:38,575 --> 00:03:41,385 Um, uh, crazy dude who believes in aliens? 34 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,345 - Tom Cruise. - Yes, ma'am. Okay, okay. 35 00:03:44,415 --> 00:03:46,656 Um, basketball. Uh, nerd glasses. 36 00:03:46,735 --> 00:03:48,146 - LeBron. - Other one. 37 00:03:48,215 --> 00:03:50,616 - D-Wade. - Yes, ma'am! - Man, what the fuck? 38 00:03:50,695 --> 00:03:52,538 Chick whose husband died real young. 39 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:54,185 - The white Michelle Williams. - Yes! 40 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:55,820 Time! 41 00:03:55,895 --> 00:03:59,024 Whoo! 42 00:03:59,095 --> 00:04:01,575 Uh-uh. Now, see, as long as y'all two playin', I quit. 43 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:04,625 Yo, yo. Ain't our fault you ain't current on your US Weekly. 44 00:04:04,695 --> 00:04:07,824 Stars- They're just like us, Mackenzie. 45 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:11,665 Yo, you think I could try? 46 00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:13,578 Man, how many times I got to tell you? 47 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,180 We need you on clock duty. 48 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,223 And I like clock duty. 49 00:04:17,295 --> 00:04:20,265 You know, watching the clock and... smelling the clock. 50 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:23,737 But, you know, I was thinking, with my dramatic skills, I could play- 51 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:25,943 Yo, son. You straight up lost your mind last time... 52 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:27,744 all hitting yourself in the head and shit. 53 00:04:27,815 --> 00:04:30,785 Yeah. We still can't play Jenga 'cause of you. 54 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,699 But, look, thing is, we already got an even number. 55 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:36,665 Mm, mm, mm, mm. Mm-mmm. 56 00:04:37,655 --> 00:04:40,226 - So, come on, J. You up. - Clock duty. 57 00:04:40,295 --> 00:04:42,297 - Come on, J. - Okay. 58 00:04:47,815 --> 00:04:50,864 And... five, four... 59 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:55,105 three, two, one. 60 00:04:55,175 --> 00:04:56,665 Blast off! 61 00:05:02,935 --> 00:05:05,700 I dressed myself, Mama. 62 00:05:06,855 --> 00:05:09,984 She's so pretty. 63 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:13,855 - Isn't she? - She looks like you and Daddy. 64 00:05:13,935 --> 00:05:15,937 Mommy and Daddy made her, honey. 65 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,336 She's our miracle. 66 00:05:18,415 --> 00:05:20,702 Can I hold the miracle? 67 00:05:22,535 --> 00:05:24,697 Here. Sit back right here. 68 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,379 Now, just be extra careful. 69 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:39,419 Make sure to support her head. 70 00:05:39,495 --> 00:05:41,179 What's she called? 71 00:05:41,255 --> 00:05:42,859 Grace. 72 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:44,619 Hello, Grace. 73 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:47,858 I'm your best friend and your big sister, Suzanne. 74 00:05:47,935 --> 00:05:50,666 Just me and you, you and me, you and I. 75 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:52,897 Okay, honey. That's enough for now. 76 00:05:52,975 --> 00:05:55,262 She's had quite a journey today. 77 00:05:55,375 --> 00:05:56,979 You can hold her again later. 78 00:05:57,055 --> 00:06:00,741 No! She's my baby! You give her back! 79 00:06:00,815 --> 00:06:04,103 You told me she was mine! She's mine! Give her back! 80 00:06:04,215 --> 00:06:06,456 - Give her back! - Suzanne, stop it. Be a big girl. 81 00:06:06,535 --> 00:06:08,424 - Do something. - But I have the baby. 82 00:06:08,495 --> 00:06:10,384 - Give her to me. - No! No! No, no! 83 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,139 Hey, hey. 84 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:15,344 It's pretty exciting being a big sister, isn't it? 85 00:06:15,415 --> 00:06:18,658 You know, I couldn't wait to meet my little brother when he was born. 86 00:06:18,735 --> 00:06:23,582 But you know what? That kid cried for a whole year. 87 00:06:23,695 --> 00:06:26,938 I even asked my mommy if she could put him back in her tummy. 88 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,424 Hey, would you like me to fix your hair up? 89 00:06:31,535 --> 00:06:34,425 It seems you should have a fancy do to go with that fancy outfit. 90 00:06:35,735 --> 00:06:39,342 Ooh! I love, love your wings! 91 00:06:39,415 --> 00:06:42,703 Thank you. Pink's my favorite color. 92 00:06:42,775 --> 00:06:44,698 Oh, I can see that. 93 00:06:44,775 --> 00:06:46,777 Nice. 94 00:06:49,295 --> 00:06:51,536 All right, uh, Chapman. 95 00:06:51,615 --> 00:06:55,176 Well, looks like it's your lucky day, hon. 96 00:06:56,535 --> 00:06:58,583 Oh. 97 00:06:59,935 --> 00:07:01,346 Mwah! 98 00:07:01,415 --> 00:07:04,419 - Oh! - Come on. 99 00:07:04,495 --> 00:07:07,180 It's like family. 100 00:07:08,495 --> 00:07:12,466 Oh, I never thought I'd be so happy to be back here. 101 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,739 Blondie. 102 00:07:14,815 --> 00:07:17,295 I thought they'd shipped you away for good. 103 00:07:17,415 --> 00:07:20,100 I heard you gave what's-her-boobs... 104 00:07:20,175 --> 00:07:22,382 a pretty good- beat down. 105 00:07:22,455 --> 00:07:24,378 Didn't know you had it in you. 106 00:07:24,455 --> 00:07:26,935 You beat someone up? 107 00:07:28,895 --> 00:07:30,465 Yes. 108 00:07:30,535 --> 00:07:32,185 I did. 109 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,623 What's your name again, hon? 110 00:07:35,695 --> 00:07:38,460 Soso. 111 00:07:38,535 --> 00:07:40,617 No, no. I-I said, “What's your name?” 112 00:07:40,695 --> 00:07:44,666 Yeah. That's my name, Brook Soso. 113 00:07:44,775 --> 00:07:47,699 Oh. Um, funny story. 114 00:07:47,775 --> 00:07:51,666 My parents named me Brook after Brooke Shields, the actress... 115 00:07:51,735 --> 00:07:53,703 um, but except without the 116 00:07:53,775 --> 00:07:55,903 'cause they thought it'd be a bit more original. 117 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,216 But sometime around my 10th birthday... 118 00:07:58,295 --> 00:08:01,583 they started saying I was named after a brook instead. 119 00:08:03,575 --> 00:08:06,146 Um, like the babbling kind. 120 00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:07,780 That's funny. 121 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:12,497 Proving, once again, you can either be pretty or smart. 122 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,385 Yeah. Chemo makes her cranky. 123 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:20,097 Why don't you take the bunk above Chapman, okay? 124 00:08:20,175 --> 00:08:21,779 Oh. I got something for ya. 125 00:08:21,895 --> 00:08:24,102 We got a toothbrush... 126 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:27,138 and soap. 127 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,582 I don't normally bend the rules like this... 128 00:08:29,695 --> 00:08:33,666 but you don't look full Asia. 129 00:08:33,735 --> 00:08:36,978 Well, thank you, seriously, for everything. 130 00:08:37,055 --> 00:08:41,424 - Ah. - This is not how I imagined prison to be at all. 131 00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:46,183 What happened to her? 132 00:08:46,295 --> 00:08:50,266 Oh! Well, she got burned. 133 00:08:50,335 --> 00:08:52,178 Anyway, I got a van run in a couple of minutes. 134 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:56,260 Rosa, I will see you tomorrow for your appointment. 135 00:09:00,335 --> 00:09:02,656 Oh! I almost forgot. 136 00:09:02,735 --> 00:09:05,420 Chapman. Brushy-brush... 137 00:09:05,495 --> 00:09:08,101 and soapy-soap. 138 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,343 I didn't know if you were coming back. 139 00:09:14,415 --> 00:09:16,543 Yeah. 140 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,305 Me either. 141 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,777 You have another one of those? 142 00:09:24,855 --> 00:09:28,098 Oh. I'm real sorry, hon. I don't. 143 00:09:28,175 --> 00:09:31,622 One of the black girls didn't come round when you got in? 144 00:09:33,495 --> 00:09:35,657 Tsk. That's a shame. 145 00:09:38,455 --> 00:09:41,345 Leanne, I feel free as a bird. 146 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,702 No. Like, not even a bird. Like a snake. 147 00:09:43,775 --> 00:09:46,142 More like a snake. Like an anaconda. 148 00:09:46,215 --> 00:09:49,742 Like, I had to, like, shed that scaly skin... 149 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:52,500 'cause it just didn't fit me anymore, you know? 150 00:09:52,575 --> 00:09:55,818 Why are you talking like one of those puppets with a hand up its butt? 151 00:09:59,135 --> 00:10:00,785 I'm not. 152 00:10:00,855 --> 00:10:03,699 I'm just smiling. See? 153 00:10:03,775 --> 00:10:07,177 I don't care what you say. They did something funny to you up in that hospital. 154 00:10:07,255 --> 00:10:09,417 Exactly! 155 00:10:09,495 --> 00:10:12,021 What do you think is different about me? Look. 156 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:15,144 I don't know. You're acting a little, like, retarded. 157 00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:19,703 I'm not retarded! 158 00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:22,176 I got new teeth! 159 00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,900 Oh. 160 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:29,460 “Oh! 161 00:10:29,535 --> 00:10:32,937 - You're jealous. - No. 162 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:36,701 Are you jealous that I'm kinda pretty now... 163 00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,777 and you're not? 164 00:10:40,175 --> 00:10:43,304 Mama says, “Pretty is for flowers and movie stars... 165 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:46,697 'cause neither one's got a brain.” 166 00:10:46,775 --> 00:10:49,142 So, what are you saying, I'm not smart? 167 00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:53,218 Well, I'm saying- 168 00:10:54,935 --> 00:10:59,862 I'm saying you're acting like you're better than us, and we don't like it. 169 00:11:03,215 --> 00:11:05,138 Okay. 170 00:11:05,215 --> 00:11:07,695 You know what, Leanne? Maybe you are onto something. All right? 171 00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:12,463 Maybe I am tired of being down here folding y'all's dirty panties, all right? 172 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,503 If you want to know the goddamn truth... 173 00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:17,784 maybe I want to aim higher... 174 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:21,746 for myself. 175 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,378 Yeah, you do that, 'Tucky. 176 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:34,423 You aim as high as the ceilings in here. 177 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:39,183 You might even be able to lick all the boogers people have flicked up there! 178 00:11:39,255 --> 00:11:42,498 Bloo. Bloo. Bloo. Bloo. 179 00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:46,182 Bloo. Bloo. Bloo. Bloo. Bloo. 180 00:11:46,255 --> 00:11:48,576 Bloo. Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! 181 00:11:52,535 --> 00:11:54,822 Do you have anywhere else to be? 182 00:11:54,895 --> 00:11:56,579 Anywhere? 183 00:11:56,695 --> 00:11:58,504 Nope. Exactly nowhere to be. 184 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:03,376 Then I'll find somewhere else to be because you are annoying as shit. 185 00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:06,618 - I was adopted, you know. - Good for you. 186 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:08,777 - I wasn't. - Weren't you? 187 00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:13,861 No. 188 00:12:13,935 --> 00:12:15,858 I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. 189 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,825 You're not even supposed to be in here. 190 00:12:18,895 --> 00:12:20,784 I got my ways. 191 00:12:20,855 --> 00:12:24,780 There's so much blood rushing to my head, I'm starting to feel like a tick! 192 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:27,017 You know how they bite a deer, and then it's like- 193 00:12:27,095 --> 00:12:30,019 Don't interrupt. 194 00:12:34,615 --> 00:12:37,095 Taystee. 195 00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:39,098 I had to go into hiding. 196 00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:44,217 I needed you when I was out. 197 00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,218 And you was nowhere to be found. 198 00:12:46,295 --> 00:12:51,335 Couldn't even be bothered enough to leave a note or nothin'. 199 00:12:51,455 --> 00:12:54,140 Baby, that wasn't personal. 200 00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:56,946 I had every cop above 125th Street lookin' for me. 201 00:12:57,015 --> 00:12:58,938 I couldn't tell anybody where I was. 202 00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:01,621 - It was too risky. - Of course not. 203 00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:05,586 'Cause you ain't too good at risky when it comes to yourself. 204 00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:09,785 Where I come from, we call that chickenshit. 205 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,823 I had my reasons. 206 00:13:11,935 --> 00:13:16,657 You know, I'm feelin' like I already gave you too much of my time. 207 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:20,780 And I don't need your explainin', and I don't need you... 208 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,505 especially in here. 209 00:13:25,815 --> 00:13:28,182 Ooh! 210 00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:32,736 Thanks for being patient, letting me finish. 211 00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:35,182 Taystee mad at you? 212 00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:37,622 - Seems that way. - Don't take it personal. 213 00:13:37,695 --> 00:13:40,301 I try not to. 214 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,662 Now, I know what you're gonna say. 215 00:13:42,735 --> 00:13:45,784 “But, Suzanne, my heart hurts!” 216 00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:49,985 And I hear you. I do- a lot. 217 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:52,979 But you gotta put your head down... 218 00:13:53,055 --> 00:13:55,217 keep on buffing those floors. 219 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:57,502 Clockwise... 220 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,782 and counterclockwise. 221 00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:06,900 'Cause sometimes, people just don't want to play with you, and that's okay. 222 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:10,501 You work on the maintenance crew? 223 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:14,261 I do. 224 00:14:14,335 --> 00:14:18,863 Um, my specialty is buffing though. 225 00:14:19,935 --> 00:14:22,541 That's an impressive skill. 226 00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:25,141 Thank you. 227 00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:28,457 Thank you. 228 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:33,177 And, uh, by the way, who are you? 229 00:14:33,255 --> 00:14:35,622 I'm Vee. 230 00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:47,936 It's nice to meet you, Suzanne. 231 00:14:49,175 --> 00:14:53,578 Hey! You in orange, you're out of bounds. 232 00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:57,296 Don't let me see you in here till you're wearin' beige. 233 00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:05,176 Can we get a sort team in the yard? Sort team to the yard. 234 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,464 Remember, only one piece of cake. 235 00:15:12,535 --> 00:15:15,141 And, Suzanne, don't forget to wear your night guard. 236 00:15:22,295 --> 00:15:24,377 Hi, Grace. The girls are in the game room. 237 00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:26,423 They're just getting ready to watch a movie. 238 00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:30,301 Why don't you girls go on down and join the party? 239 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:32,696 Have a great time. 240 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,584 I hope you don't mind. 241 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:38,216 We just feel it's important for Suzanne to have the same social development as Grace. 242 00:15:38,295 --> 00:15:43,335 I don't think it's... appropriate for Suzanne to be here. 243 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,785 Fine. Let's cut the bullshit then. 244 00:15:47,855 --> 00:15:50,301 Is this because she's black? 245 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:53,345 She's 10 years old, and it's a birthday party for six-year-olds. 246 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:55,782 You know which kids suffer in this world, Melanie? 247 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,744 The ones who are told they're different. 248 00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,704 The ones who aren't given the opportunity... 249 00:15:59,775 --> 00:16:02,016 to succeed alongside every other kid their age. 250 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,224 I'll be damned if I label my child “less than”... 251 00:16:05,295 --> 00:16:08,504 so that the rest of the world can put her in a box and dismiss her... 252 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:11,055 before she's had a chance to succeed in life. 253 00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:17,341 I'm sure she'll have a great time tonight. 254 00:16:36,615 --> 00:16:38,424 Daya. 255 00:16:38,495 --> 00:16:40,736 - Oh. Hey. - No, just stay there. 256 00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:42,738 - Can you hear me okay? - Yeah, I can hear you. 257 00:16:42,855 --> 00:16:45,461 I couldn't find you. I didn't think you came here. 258 00:16:45,535 --> 00:16:49,142 - What are you saying, I don't read? - What? 259 00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,865 No. Of course not. 260 00:16:50,935 --> 00:16:53,984 I was just saying that this isn't one of your typical- 261 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,502 I'm sorry. It's the hormones. 262 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:01,059 I'm real sensitive right now. 263 00:17:02,775 --> 00:17:04,937 It's okay. 264 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:11,177 So, um, how's your day? 265 00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:13,383 Uh, it's fine. 266 00:17:13,455 --> 00:17:15,776 I had some special enchiladas for lunch. 267 00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:17,937 - That was good. - Mmm. 268 00:17:18,055 --> 00:17:19,545 Yeah. 269 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:22,497 How are you? 270 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,304 Um, tired. 271 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:27,106 Stayed up real late last night watchin' the game. 272 00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:29,337 What you reading there? 273 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:33,818 They got pregnancy magazines and stuff in here. 274 00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:37,581 Look. This whole article is on folic acid. 275 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:40,261 That sounds dangerous. 276 00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:43,418 No. It's actually good for the baby and shit. 277 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:47,102 It says we have better chances of not having a retarded kid if I take it. 278 00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:51,783 Daya. Daya, you don't need to worry about stuff like that. 279 00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:56,782 Look, my mom didn't take vitamins or whatever... 280 00:17:56,855 --> 00:17:59,825 and I-I think it's safe to say that yours didn't either. 281 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,738 What's that supposed to mean? 282 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,058 Nothing. No, I just meant... that- 283 00:18:05,135 --> 00:18:06,864 Never mind. 284 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:09,905 - I wanna be better than my mom. - I- I know. 285 00:18:09,975 --> 00:18:11,977 I want this baby to have everything. 286 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:17,815 I'm gonna tell them that I'm pregnant. 287 00:18:20,255 --> 00:18:21,859 Daya, you can't do that. 288 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,017 What if there's something wrong with the baby, John? 289 00:18:24,095 --> 00:18:25,745 Daya, we have been over this. 290 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,216 Half of the girls know anyway. I don't care. 291 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:31,179 - But not the administration. - So what? I can't- 292 00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:33,741 Looking to “edumacate” yourself there, Bennett? 293 00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:36,136 Yeah. Yeah, totally. 294 00:18:37,735 --> 00:18:39,339 7,300. 295 00:18:39,415 --> 00:18:42,817 Careful. No one likes a, uh, well-read beefcake. 296 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,064 I want to look fierce. 297 00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:50,545 Fierce or- 298 00:18:50,615 --> 00:18:52,105 fierce? 299 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:55,219 - Second one. - Tired of throwing them pity parties for yourself, huh? 300 00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,502 I don't do pity. 301 00:18:57,615 --> 00:18:59,743 Honey, those roots are saying otherwise. 302 00:18:59,815 --> 00:19:02,625 Dmitri coming to visit this weekend? 303 00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,299 No. 304 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,460 - Somebody inside? - Don't be ridiculous. 305 00:19:08,535 --> 00:19:10,458 If it ain't sex... 306 00:19:10,535 --> 00:19:13,425 what's got you crawling out of that gutter of bad hair? 307 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,463 Ever look at yourself and realize... 308 00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,458 how other people must see you? 309 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:22,903 You caught the whole “used to be a man” thing, right? 310 00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:30,424 A woman I knew a long time ago came back in yesterday. 311 00:19:30,495 --> 00:19:32,338 Oh! 312 00:19:32,415 --> 00:19:34,338 So you want to impress her. 313 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,423 More like intimidate her. 314 00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:40,101 “Don't fuck with me.” 315 00:19:40,175 --> 00:19:42,143 I got just the color for that. 316 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:44,138 And then these. 317 00:19:46,575 --> 00:19:49,818 I'm sorry. Franny, your reception's not so good. 318 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:53,058 It sounded like you said Christopher's gettin' married? 319 00:19:56,575 --> 00:19:59,306 He's gettin' married? 320 00:19:59,375 --> 00:20:01,821 Wa- Wait. 321 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:03,897 He's movin' to Albany? 322 00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,542 I don't- But- 323 00:20:07,615 --> 00:20:09,902 Oh, my God. 324 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,342 It's her. 325 00:20:12,415 --> 00:20:14,338 He's moving into her house? 326 00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:17,464 But that's less than an hour from here. 327 00:20:17,535 --> 00:20:20,266 He's trying to rub it in my face. 328 00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:26,337 I- I will fuckin' strangle that fuckin' cooze! 329 00:20:27,775 --> 00:20:29,618 I know. I know. I'm sorry. 330 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:32,016 I'm sorry, Franny. No, no. I'm sorry. 331 00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:34,382 I'm tryin'. I'm tryin'. 332 00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:37,857 I-I really am. Uh-huh. 333 00:20:37,935 --> 00:20:41,826 Now, honey, real quick, just before I go... 334 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,739 why don't you tell me, when is it? 335 00:20:47,135 --> 00:20:50,184 I can find a fucking newspaper if I want to. 336 00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:52,906 Just tell me when it is. 337 00:20:52,975 --> 00:20:55,819 I'm your sister, for crying out loud. 338 00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:01,943 My poor baby. He's so confused. 339 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:06,065 He doesn't realize she's a whore. 340 00:21:06,135 --> 00:21:09,821 You don't go Jessica Simpson when you got Rihanna. 341 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:14,226 Yes. Yes. Yes, I know that Rihanna is black. 342 00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:15,860 Thank you. 343 00:21:15,935 --> 00:21:18,905 But- I know that too. 344 00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:21,455 Okay. All right. 345 00:21:21,535 --> 00:21:24,300 Yes. Yes, I understand. 346 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:28,016 I'll be a good girl. Okay. 347 00:21:28,095 --> 00:21:31,258 I love you. I love you too. Okay. Bye. 348 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:37,864 God! 349 00:21:41,455 --> 00:21:43,264 Everything okay? 350 00:21:43,975 --> 00:21:45,864 I'm great! 351 00:21:50,295 --> 00:21:53,026 Hey. Andrew? Hey. Larry. 352 00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:54,620 - Of course. - Yeah. 353 00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:56,459 - Thanks for meeting me. - Oh, yeah. 354 00:21:56,535 --> 00:21:59,459 So, like I said in my e-mail, loved your NPR piece. 355 00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,742 Oh. Well, thanks. 356 00:22:01,815 --> 00:22:05,376 Well, um, I read City Post religiously. 357 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:07,822 I was really excited to get your e-mail. 358 00:22:07,895 --> 00:22:11,581 I'm hoping you can put me in touch with Piper. 359 00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:13,180 Oh. Uh- 360 00:22:14,695 --> 00:22:16,424 Wait. Uh, what? Why? 361 00:22:16,495 --> 00:22:18,497 I'm doing a story on Litchfield. 362 00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:21,101 She's my way in. 363 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,497 - What's your angle? - Fraud, embezzling. 364 00:22:24,575 --> 00:22:27,943 They filed plans for a gym that supposedly broke ground two years ago. 365 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:31,417 We're talking 6,000 square feet. Hard to hide, right? 366 00:22:31,535 --> 00:22:34,425 But when you look on Google Earth, no new structures. 367 00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:36,224 - Holy shit. - Yeah, man. 368 00:22:36,295 --> 00:22:38,696 I just need someone in there who can help corroborate... 369 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,664 and maybe, you know, sniff around for me. 370 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,817 Well, uh- 371 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,943 You know, I'm, uh- 372 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:48,497 I'm pretty deep into, uh, uh, journalism... 373 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,340 with, uh- with the prison story. 374 00:22:51,415 --> 00:22:54,419 Um, you know, and it's- and it's not just Piper. 375 00:22:54,495 --> 00:22:56,816 I mean, her counselor and I, we talk regularly. 376 00:22:56,935 --> 00:23:00,701 So, yeah, I mean, I'd- I'd- I'd be a really great asset. 377 00:23:00,815 --> 00:23:02,943 Great. 378 00:23:11,815 --> 00:23:14,705 You tell Denise I don't care what her mother heard on the Today show. 379 00:23:14,775 --> 00:23:16,504 I got nothing here gluten-free... 380 00:23:16,575 --> 00:23:18,623 so if she dies from a gluten overdose or whatever... 381 00:23:18,695 --> 00:23:20,618 then who am I to stand in the way of fate? 382 00:23:20,695 --> 00:23:22,777 Prison is gluten. 383 00:23:22,855 --> 00:23:25,586 Don't commit the crime if you can't fuckin' have flour. Got it? 384 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:32,263 Ay, Dios mío. Here. I'll tell her myself. 385 00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:34,258 Hey, you getting any more greens up in here? 386 00:23:34,335 --> 00:23:37,418 - Yo, I miss that creamed corn, man. - Yeah. 387 00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:40,977 Yeah. Well, I'd give my left tit for a piña colada and a smoke... 388 00:23:41,055 --> 00:23:43,376 but you don't see that on the menu, right? 389 00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:48,663 Mm. 390 00:23:48,735 --> 00:23:51,420 Piña colada do sound good though. 391 00:23:55,535 --> 00:23:57,981 All right. 392 00:23:58,055 --> 00:24:01,104 So, you and me, we're, like, snatch sisters now, right? 393 00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:03,826 Can we not talk about my ex-girlfriend's vagina? 394 00:24:03,895 --> 00:24:05,579 I hate to be a stickler here... 395 00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:09,660 but isn't it more like ex-girlfriend, mistress, life ruiner? 396 00:24:12,175 --> 00:24:16,180 Is everybody- Is everybody staring at me right now? 397 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,906 Because I really feel like everyone is staring at me. 398 00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:20,864 It's great to see you evolving, Chapman... 399 00:24:20,935 --> 00:24:25,020 and getting past the whole “I'm the star of my own movie and everyone else's too” complex. 400 00:24:25,095 --> 00:24:27,257 Do I do that? 401 00:24:28,135 --> 00:24:30,706 You know, you really hurt her. 402 00:24:30,775 --> 00:24:32,425 I don't want to talk about that. 403 00:24:32,495 --> 00:24:36,341 She came running to me like an injured lamb. 404 00:24:36,415 --> 00:24:38,782 Yes, a lamb with great, sexy glasses... 405 00:24:38,855 --> 00:24:42,860 and giant pillowy tits inside of my mouth. 406 00:24:44,455 --> 00:24:46,901 Alex Vause was never a lamb. 407 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,855 She is the wolf that eats the lamb. 408 00:24:50,935 --> 00:24:52,983 You can't blame the wolf. 409 00:24:53,095 --> 00:24:55,223 Lamb's delicious. That's smart eating. 410 00:24:56,095 --> 00:24:57,824 Watch yourself, Chapman. 411 00:24:59,815 --> 00:25:03,740 - Oh, I can't believe she got out. - System's fucked, huh? 412 00:25:05,135 --> 00:25:07,741 They got your number now, honey. 413 00:25:08,815 --> 00:25:10,738 What are you looking at? 414 00:25:10,815 --> 00:25:14,456 I knew them bitches was lying when they said you left here looking like Omar from The Wire. 415 00:25:17,695 --> 00:25:20,096 See? I told you everybody's talking about me. 416 00:25:20,175 --> 00:25:21,586 Relax, Omar. 417 00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:25,618 Oh. 418 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:28,346 Gonna beat the shit out of me now too? 419 00:25:28,415 --> 00:25:30,861 Just tell me the safe word. 420 00:25:32,335 --> 00:25:34,576 I missed you. 421 00:25:34,655 --> 00:25:37,135 Yeah, I missed you too. 422 00:25:38,055 --> 00:25:39,898 You okay? 423 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:42,302 Fine. Fine. 424 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,218 Just a little antsy lately. 425 00:25:44,295 --> 00:25:48,300 Not me. This place is a spa compared to where I've been for the past few weeks. 426 00:25:48,375 --> 00:25:51,060 I thought the water tasted like cucumbers. 427 00:25:53,455 --> 00:25:56,777 Man, it sounds like it was a fucking nightmare. 428 00:25:59,175 --> 00:26:02,975 I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died. 429 00:26:04,015 --> 00:26:06,017 In the macro sense, no. 430 00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:08,939 You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. 431 00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:13,862 But you fucking tickle me, so I think it would matter. 432 00:26:25,095 --> 00:26:27,462 Cindy, right? 433 00:26:28,455 --> 00:26:30,901 Depends. 434 00:26:30,975 --> 00:26:34,582 - I'm told you work at the warehouse. - No. 435 00:26:34,695 --> 00:26:38,620 Got a real sweet gig as a Rockette right now. 436 00:26:38,695 --> 00:26:40,823 Would you be willing to do an errand for me? 437 00:26:40,895 --> 00:26:43,182 Mmm! 438 00:26:43,255 --> 00:26:47,340 Ain't you real polite using your white-folks words to get free work? 439 00:26:50,055 --> 00:26:52,626 I have something hidden in one of the electrical sockets... 440 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:55,585 behind where they stack the broken-down boxes. 441 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:58,386 I'd be very grateful if you could retrieve it for me. 442 00:26:58,455 --> 00:27:00,583 Ha-ha! 443 00:27:00,655 --> 00:27:05,695 Bitch, if grateful paid the bills, we'd all be Bill Gates. 444 00:27:07,455 --> 00:27:10,186 You know what I'm saying? 445 00:27:16,695 --> 00:27:18,345 There's a spot right there. 446 00:27:36,175 --> 00:27:40,544 Suzie? You want the Chipmunks or the Muppet Babies sleeping bag this time? 447 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:43,425 - Get outta here. I'm changing. - So? 448 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,418 I'm starting to become a woman... 449 00:27:45,495 --> 00:27:49,420 and Mom says I shouldn't let people see my bathing-suit parts. 450 00:27:49,495 --> 00:27:51,304 I'll take the Muppets tonight. 451 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:55,266 - Please don't be weird. - I'm not weird. 452 00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:57,417 I'm just like everyone else. 453 00:27:57,495 --> 00:28:00,658 Once upon a time, there was an extra-pretty girl. 454 00:28:00,735 --> 00:28:04,023 And then, Grace, you go. Make up the next part. 455 00:28:04,095 --> 00:28:06,018 And then we'll go around the circle. 456 00:28:06,095 --> 00:28:08,541 Okay. 457 00:28:08,615 --> 00:28:12,222 Once upon a time, there was an extra-pretty girl... 458 00:28:12,335 --> 00:28:16,738 who lived in a huge house on top of the hill with her family. 459 00:28:20,895 --> 00:28:25,219 But then a dragon came, swooping in... 460 00:28:25,295 --> 00:28:27,775 breathing fire out of its dragon nostrils... 461 00:28:27,855 --> 00:28:29,778 and lights the house on fire. 462 00:28:29,895 --> 00:28:31,784 Some of her family runs outside... 463 00:28:31,895 --> 00:28:36,025 but the little girl gets trapped inside by herself. 464 00:28:36,095 --> 00:28:39,861 She screams for help, but no one wants to come back and save her. 465 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:45,544 So she sits and she cries by herself... 466 00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:48,346 and gets burned up by the fire... 467 00:28:48,455 --> 00:28:50,503 and dies alone. 468 00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:52,259 That's not how it goes. 469 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:55,618 - But now it's more interesting. - No! 470 00:28:55,695 --> 00:28:58,904 That's stupid. 471 00:28:58,975 --> 00:29:00,420 You're stupid. 472 00:29:04,775 --> 00:29:06,777 But dragons are cool. 473 00:29:29,295 --> 00:29:31,502 Hey, hey, hey, Brook. 474 00:29:31,575 --> 00:29:33,782 Brook, Brook. 475 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:35,903 I thought everyone goes by their last names. 476 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:40,697 They do, but I can't say yours with a straight face right now, so- 477 00:29:40,775 --> 00:29:42,618 Try to take some deep breaths. 478 00:29:42,695 --> 00:29:45,460 Deep breaths, deep breaths. Okay. 479 00:29:46,975 --> 00:29:49,785 - Do you want to take some breaths with me, Chapman? - No. 480 00:29:49,855 --> 00:29:53,098 You know, when I was WWOOF-ing on a walnut farm in Xenia- 481 00:29:53,175 --> 00:29:56,019 - While you were what-ing? - WWOOF-ing. 482 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,541 Willing Workers on Organic Farms. 483 00:29:58,615 --> 00:30:01,778 - Where is Xenia? - It's in Ohio. 484 00:30:01,855 --> 00:30:05,143 You should probably just say “volunteering in Ohio” from now on. 485 00:30:05,215 --> 00:30:07,058 It's pretty misleading otherwise. 486 00:30:08,455 --> 00:30:13,746 Okay. Meadow said this really amazing thing. 487 00:30:13,815 --> 00:30:15,305 Meadow? 488 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:19,182 - Is that a person? - Yeah. 489 00:30:19,295 --> 00:30:20,945 She's my best friend. 490 00:30:21,015 --> 00:30:22,858 Huh. 491 00:30:25,175 --> 00:30:27,177 Was my best friend. 492 00:30:28,455 --> 00:30:30,457 Anyway, she said... 493 00:30:30,535 --> 00:30:34,176 “Brook, be a grasshopper.” 494 00:30:35,695 --> 00:30:38,175 And it just made so much sense, you know? 495 00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:39,859 No, I don't. 496 00:30:39,935 --> 00:30:43,223 It's about the synchronicity of life, Chapman. 497 00:30:45,055 --> 00:30:47,376 I miss her so much. 498 00:30:49,255 --> 00:30:50,984 - Meadow. - It's fine. 499 00:30:51,055 --> 00:30:52,739 It's gonna be fine. 500 00:30:52,815 --> 00:30:55,136 You seem so calm. 501 00:30:55,215 --> 00:30:57,821 - Are you a murderer? - No, I'm not a murderer! 502 00:30:57,895 --> 00:31:00,102 - Don't yell at me! I'm really scared. - Shh! 503 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:03,224 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay. I know. I know. 504 00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:09,506 You know, I cried my whole first night too. 505 00:31:09,575 --> 00:31:12,784 It gets easier. You'll adjust. 506 00:31:12,855 --> 00:31:14,857 You'll find friends... 507 00:31:14,975 --> 00:31:17,865 and pretty soon, the food is not gonna make you dry heave. 508 00:31:17,975 --> 00:31:22,060 And, you know, you'll even get the hang of pooping while making eye contact with somebody. 509 00:31:22,135 --> 00:31:24,422 Oh. 510 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:28,137 Everything ends, Brook... 511 00:31:29,295 --> 00:31:30,820 even prison. 512 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,501 Try to focus on that. 513 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,663 Here's some tissues. 514 00:31:46,975 --> 00:31:49,740 I think I'm finding friends already. 515 00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:53,183 Okay. All right. 516 00:32:02,535 --> 00:32:05,539 Should I go check on the table? It's been 45 minutes. 517 00:32:05,615 --> 00:32:08,300 I'm sure the hostess is good at her job. 518 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:11,696 Right. 519 00:32:11,775 --> 00:32:14,858 - Do you want another drink? - I'm good. 520 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:17,063 So, how's Piper doing? 521 00:32:18,055 --> 00:32:19,898 - Pardon? - Piper? 522 00:32:19,975 --> 00:32:21,864 Your ex-fiancée who's in prison? 523 00:32:21,935 --> 00:32:26,099 It's- It- It feels... weird... 524 00:32:26,215 --> 00:32:27,944 that you're asking me about her. 525 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,426 Well... 526 00:32:29,495 --> 00:32:32,226 would it be weirder if I pretended not to know about you? 527 00:32:32,295 --> 00:32:34,184 Because, you know, even if your dad hadn't told me... 528 00:32:34,255 --> 00:32:35,905 it is the 21st century... 529 00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:40,179 and a quick click on Google can give me any information that I need, so- 530 00:32:40,255 --> 00:32:44,579 I like efficiency. Let's just skip the small talk. 531 00:32:44,655 --> 00:32:47,579 Um... I-I don't- I don't know how Piper is. 532 00:32:47,695 --> 00:32:50,266 - We're not speaking at the moment. - Smart. 533 00:32:50,335 --> 00:32:53,384 I'm sorry. My dad said you were a pediatrician of some sort? 534 00:32:53,455 --> 00:32:54,945 Pediatric neurologist. 535 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:58,940 Here I am, 29 years old and really impressive to parents. 536 00:33:00,215 --> 00:33:02,058 Do you live with them? 537 00:33:02,135 --> 00:33:04,183 - Who? - Your parents. 538 00:33:05,455 --> 00:33:08,425 What? No. No. 539 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:09,940 Did- Did he say that? 540 00:33:10,015 --> 00:33:12,825 Well, no. It's just they seem pretty involved in your life. 541 00:33:12,895 --> 00:33:15,375 Yeah. 542 00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,186 Yeah, they are. 543 00:33:19,775 --> 00:33:22,779 - So, you working on anything right now? - Oh. 544 00:33:22,895 --> 00:33:26,342 Uh, yeah. You know, I mean, I'm, uh- 545 00:33:26,415 --> 00:33:28,543 I'm considering some options. 546 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:30,617 I'm trying to, uh, figure out what's next. 547 00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:32,385 Oh, no. That's great. 548 00:33:32,455 --> 00:33:34,822 I am just so tired of going on dates... 549 00:33:34,895 --> 00:33:37,136 where I have to listen to guys go on and on... 550 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:39,900 about how they're turning their Twitter feeds into blogs, their blogs into books... 551 00:33:39,975 --> 00:33:41,659 and their books into Twitter feeds. 552 00:33:41,735 --> 00:33:45,137 It's exhausting. Stop pretending that your podcast is work, right? 553 00:33:45,215 --> 00:33:48,139 - Right. - No, it's just- 554 00:33:48,255 --> 00:33:51,065 It's really refreshing that you're not doing anything. 555 00:33:52,575 --> 00:33:54,816 - Yeah? - No, it's great. 556 00:33:54,895 --> 00:33:57,296 A guy without ambition is at the top of my list. 557 00:33:57,375 --> 00:34:00,538 Someone who's happy to stay at home with our three kids... 558 00:34:00,615 --> 00:34:02,617 while I take care of other people's. 559 00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:06,177 Did you want kids? Because your Facebook profile didn't say. 560 00:34:14,775 --> 00:34:15,936 Shh! 561 00:34:36,815 --> 00:34:38,340 Hello? 562 00:35:00,255 --> 00:35:02,735 Whoa! 563 00:35:02,815 --> 00:35:04,340 Ow! 564 00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:34,822 Ooh! 565 00:35:53,335 --> 00:35:55,542 Diaz, your side of the bunk is looking dirty. 566 00:35:55,615 --> 00:35:58,346 I suggest you take a maxi pad to that floor stat... 567 00:35:58,415 --> 00:36:00,736 if you want to pass inspection. 568 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,904 Did you get my gift? 569 00:36:06,015 --> 00:36:07,619 Yeah. 570 00:36:07,695 --> 00:36:10,062 What's wrong? I thought you'd be excited. 571 00:36:10,135 --> 00:36:12,820 Yeah. I've been dreaming about meeting a man... 572 00:36:12,895 --> 00:36:15,421 who will leave a bag of raw spinach underneath my pillow... 573 00:36:15,495 --> 00:36:17,259 with a note that says, “For my baby.” 574 00:36:17,335 --> 00:36:19,463 You're a real Prince Charming. 575 00:36:19,535 --> 00:36:21,583 Fuck diamonds. I got spinach. 576 00:36:21,655 --> 00:36:24,499 - Spinach has folic acid in it. - Mm-hmm. 577 00:36:24,575 --> 00:36:28,978 A lot. And... I even got the organic kind. 578 00:36:29,055 --> 00:36:32,343 The guys up front are calling me Popeye now. They think it's my lunch. 579 00:36:32,415 --> 00:36:34,861 John, I ain't gonna eat a whole bag of spinach every day. 580 00:36:34,935 --> 00:36:37,256 - I'm not a fucking rabbit. - Yeah. 581 00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:40,179 The prenatal vitamins have all kinds of other stuff in them anyway. 582 00:36:40,255 --> 00:36:44,704 Look, I- I can't get the pills in, Daya. I'm sorry. 583 00:36:44,775 --> 00:36:47,984 Look, we're not even allowed to have vitamins in our bags now. 584 00:36:49,135 --> 00:36:52,105 I'll reinspect tomorrow at 7:00 AM, Diaz. 585 00:36:56,295 --> 00:36:58,946 If you're not gonna be concerned about the health of our child... 586 00:36:59,055 --> 00:37:01,865 - and you don't wanna figure this out, you know what? - Oh, my God. Please. 587 00:37:01,935 --> 00:37:04,620 - I'm done. - Do not talk like your mother. 588 00:37:04,695 --> 00:37:07,380 It's- It scares me. 589 00:37:12,935 --> 00:37:15,017 Hey, can we, uh- 590 00:37:15,095 --> 00:37:18,622 Can we meet at our spot later? I miss touching you. 591 00:37:22,695 --> 00:37:24,743 Go. 592 00:37:57,335 --> 00:37:59,497 What are you doin? 593 00:38:01,815 --> 00:38:03,499 I saw Dandelion. 594 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,099 Try again. What are you tryin' to say? 595 00:38:08,775 --> 00:38:10,300 Piper. 596 00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:13,544 She hates me. 597 00:38:13,615 --> 00:38:17,665 She's dangerous. But so am I. 598 00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:21,103 Who, that white girl? 599 00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:24,622 Oh, man. Suzanne. 600 00:38:24,695 --> 00:38:26,618 Listen to me, okay? 601 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:31,178 In my day, the black women ran this place. 602 00:38:31,255 --> 00:38:34,418 And I say “women” because that's what we were. 603 00:38:34,495 --> 00:38:35,940 Women. 604 00:38:36,015 --> 00:38:39,861 Not a bunch of little girls running round here with bad attitudes. 605 00:38:41,135 --> 00:38:43,376 Now, I see you. 606 00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:45,776 You understand? I see you. 607 00:38:46,855 --> 00:38:49,904 You're a smart, strong black woman. 608 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:05,743 Everybody else around here underestimates you... 609 00:39:05,815 --> 00:39:08,022 but not me. 610 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,621 You remember that the next time you run into Dandelion... 611 00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:13,266 or whatever the hell you want to call her. 612 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:17,140 You hold your head up high. You hear me? 613 00:39:17,215 --> 00:39:19,263 Because at the end of the day... 614 00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:23,016 you are a garden rose... 615 00:39:23,095 --> 00:39:25,701 and that bitch is a weed. 616 00:39:28,815 --> 00:39:31,056 Thank you for these. 617 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:34,696 It's- It's good to know I have a friend in here. 618 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:49,741 Jesus fucking Christ, Nichols. You gotta work on your technique. 619 00:39:49,815 --> 00:39:51,863 No babe ever takes this long when I'm doing her. 620 00:39:51,935 --> 00:39:54,256 You know, some nuts are tougher to crack than others. 621 00:39:54,335 --> 00:39:57,020 Oh, please. Two in the pink, one in the stink. 622 00:39:57,095 --> 00:40:00,577 - It ain't rocket science. - Hey, I'll be out in a second. 623 00:40:00,655 --> 00:40:04,023 Yes! Oh, my God! Yeah! 624 00:40:04,095 --> 00:40:07,577 - Oh! - We have a touchdown. 625 00:40:11,335 --> 00:40:14,339 We're no longer accommodating any bullshit allergy requests. 626 00:40:14,415 --> 00:40:16,861 Listen, I'm just here to tell you... 627 00:40:16,975 --> 00:40:20,741 that the habanero sauce last night at dinner was almost as good as La Rica's. 628 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:24,257 How you know La Rica? 629 00:40:24,335 --> 00:40:27,544 Spiciest salsa in New York. 630 00:40:27,615 --> 00:40:29,299 Best salsa in New York. 631 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:32,106 Oh, yeah. You're a good imitator. 632 00:40:33,695 --> 00:40:37,256 - I'll take that as a compliment. - It was meant as such. 633 00:40:37,335 --> 00:40:38,860 I'm Vee. 634 00:40:40,495 --> 00:40:42,736 - Welcome to prison. - Welcome back, actually. 635 00:40:50,055 --> 00:40:52,103 I was just wondering if we could, uh... 636 00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:56,017 make a trade. 637 00:41:02,455 --> 00:41:04,617 Flip the top. 638 00:41:13,935 --> 00:41:16,017 Well, the gang's all here, huh? 639 00:41:16,095 --> 00:41:18,097 Chapman, welcome back. 640 00:41:19,495 --> 00:41:23,978 Ms. Doggett, you're looking... rested. 641 00:41:25,575 --> 00:41:29,341 Any available officers to the front gate for transfers. 642 00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:33,298 Uh? No? 643 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:35,104 Really? 644 00:41:35,175 --> 00:41:36,859 You didn't notice my teeth? 645 00:41:38,215 --> 00:41:39,705 Dang it! 646 00:41:39,775 --> 00:41:43,461 Well, I got new teeth 'cause she knocked my old ones out. 647 00:41:43,535 --> 00:41:47,859 I think we can all agree there were some... dental issues... 648 00:41:47,935 --> 00:41:50,256 before the fight, Ms. Doggett. 649 00:41:50,335 --> 00:41:52,417 Mr. Caputo, I would just like to say... 650 00:41:52,495 --> 00:41:56,580 that I am prepared to behave like a model inmate, and I feel I no longer pose a threat. 651 00:41:56,655 --> 00:42:00,057 Spare us, Chapman. This isn't a beauty pageant. 652 00:42:00,135 --> 00:42:03,457 I wanted to see you both so we can put this all behind us... 653 00:42:03,535 --> 00:42:05,264 bury the hatchet... 654 00:42:05,375 --> 00:42:09,300 or something with a little less violent history than that particular idiom. 655 00:42:10,255 --> 00:42:12,178 From an administration perspective... 656 00:42:12,255 --> 00:42:14,337 you're both found at fault. 657 00:42:14,415 --> 00:42:15,905 Case closed. 658 00:42:17,215 --> 00:42:19,422 But she- she didn't hit me. 659 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:25,184 While I admire your incessant need to be special, Chapman, she did. 660 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:27,257 No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I meant. 661 00:42:27,335 --> 00:42:32,785 Unless you'd like to explain how else you wound up in the snow with your face bashed in- 662 00:42:34,775 --> 00:42:36,425 Ah. I didn't think so. 663 00:42:36,495 --> 00:42:40,022 I presume your ego will be all right with Ms. Doggett getting a few punches in... 664 00:42:40,095 --> 00:42:43,781 seeing as how you're both enjoying the cozy comforts of minimum security... 665 00:42:43,855 --> 00:42:46,381 instead of rotting away in the SHU. 666 00:42:46,455 --> 00:42:51,256 I'd like to assume we're all squared away here, ladies. 667 00:42:51,975 --> 00:42:55,866 Now, can I... 668 00:42:55,935 --> 00:42:57,619 assume that, huh? 669 00:42:58,735 --> 00:43:00,225 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Yeah. 670 00:43:00,295 --> 00:43:01,820 Good. 671 00:43:01,895 --> 00:43:06,025 Perhaps you'd like to, uh... hug. 672 00:43:07,615 --> 00:43:11,540 To help assure me of your new friendship? 673 00:43:11,615 --> 00:43:13,105 Are you serious? 674 00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:32,785 Good. Okay. You may go. 675 00:43:35,495 --> 00:43:38,704 Peace be with you. Close the door behind you. 676 00:43:58,015 --> 00:44:00,177 Mm-mmm. No. 677 00:44:37,975 --> 00:44:40,262 - Well, you haven't changed a bit. - Oh. 678 00:44:40,335 --> 00:44:43,225 I'm sure there are a few differences. 679 00:44:43,295 --> 00:44:45,662 - You've been well? - Never better. 680 00:44:45,735 --> 00:44:47,464 Till I landed back in here. 681 00:44:47,535 --> 00:44:51,017 - All the new drug laws these days. - Nasty business. 682 00:44:51,095 --> 00:44:54,224 You didn't say hello to me in the bathroom yesterday. 683 00:44:54,335 --> 00:44:56,542 I didn't see you in the bathroom. 684 00:44:56,615 --> 00:45:00,176 - You're mistaken. - I must be. 685 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:02,826 I'm sorry to see that you're not in the kitchen. 686 00:45:02,895 --> 00:45:06,342 The food now is, uh, no bueno. 687 00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:08,736 Perhaps that will help with your weight. 688 00:45:08,815 --> 00:45:11,421 Yeah. Well, at least black don't crack. 689 00:45:13,255 --> 00:45:16,543 You're right. Nothing has changed. 690 00:45:20,135 --> 00:45:24,026 Oh, Red. I'm gettin' too old for this shit. 691 00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:27,702 I've been back here two days, and already I can see the game has changed. 692 00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:29,618 It has. 693 00:45:31,855 --> 00:45:33,937 Yeah, well, I think this time... 694 00:45:34,015 --> 00:45:36,302 I'm just gonna keep my head down... 695 00:45:36,375 --> 00:45:39,618 read my books, do my time like the good Lord intended. 696 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:44,656 These old bones just need a little bit of peace and quiet. 697 00:45:44,735 --> 00:45:46,783 That sounds nice. 698 00:45:46,855 --> 00:45:51,417 Ambitious... and bullshit, but nice. 699 00:46:09,775 --> 00:46:12,016 You're gonna be great, honey. 700 00:46:12,095 --> 00:46:14,018 You did your scale warm-ups? 701 00:46:14,095 --> 00:46:17,224 And now I'd like to introduce Suzanne Warren... 702 00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:20,498 who will be singing a special graduation song. 703 00:46:30,815 --> 00:46:32,943 Come on, sweetie. This is your chance. 704 00:46:33,015 --> 00:46:35,416 Go show them how great you are. 705 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,582 No, I can't! 706 00:47:10,655 --> 00:47:13,465 I can't do it, Mom! No! 707 00:47:13,535 --> 00:47:15,776 Mom, I can't do it! 708 00:47:15,895 --> 00:47:17,704 I can't! 709 00:47:17,775 --> 00:47:21,143 I can't! I can't! 710 00:47:21,215 --> 00:47:23,980 I can't! 711 00:47:56,695 --> 00:47:58,618 Hee! Hey! Ooh! 712 00:48:01,015 --> 00:48:03,985 Ooh, I felt alive with the spirit! 713 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:07,184 Like- Like baby Jesus in the bear suit. 714 00:48:07,255 --> 00:48:08,745 - Ooh! - Yeah. 715 00:48:08,815 --> 00:48:11,466 - I felt his presence. - You felt his presence? 716 00:48:11,575 --> 00:48:14,897 - Mm-hmm. - Or did you feel pee running down your leg? 717 00:48:17,535 --> 00:48:21,176 Yo, you know shit is bad when the mute has to save you. 718 00:48:21,255 --> 00:48:24,941 - Ooh! - Mm! Mm! Mm! Mm! 719 00:48:26,335 --> 00:48:28,383 Go ahead. How does it go? How does it go? 720 00:48:28,455 --> 00:48:30,776 - Like this? - Am I doing it right? 721 00:48:40,975 --> 00:48:44,775 No! Mommy! 722 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:46,900 Oh! 723 00:48:49,015 --> 00:48:52,497 I don't want to! You're always pushing me to do these things! 724 00:48:52,615 --> 00:48:57,303 Pushing me! No more, Mommy! 725 00:48:59,215 --> 00:49:00,740 No more. 726 00:49:11,775 --> 00:49:13,459 Can I talk to you? 727 00:49:23,855 --> 00:49:27,746 I'm real sorry for what I did. Please, don't be mad at me. 728 00:49:27,815 --> 00:49:30,341 No. No. 729 00:49:30,415 --> 00:49:31,940 Suzanne- 730 00:49:34,335 --> 00:49:36,941 Suzanne, you saved me. 731 00:49:37,015 --> 00:49:38,744 No. 732 00:49:38,815 --> 00:49:41,864 I hit you... in your face. 733 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:44,859 Like wham, bam, slam! 734 00:49:44,935 --> 00:49:47,302 Yes, I- but you- 735 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:50,140 you made it look like it was a fair fight. 736 00:49:51,735 --> 00:49:54,978 You are the whole reason I am back here. 737 00:49:55,095 --> 00:49:58,065 I am so grateful to you. 738 00:50:01,775 --> 00:50:04,176 Do you want to go see the movie tonight together? 739 00:50:09,735 --> 00:50:13,535 No. I don't think so, Dandelion. 740 00:50:15,495 --> 00:50:17,702 I'm a garden rose. 741 00:51:06,535 --> 00:51:09,698 Hey. Hey. 742 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:11,539 What's going on, kid? 743 00:51:11,615 --> 00:51:14,698 Did you have another dream about Mr. Snuffles? 744 00:51:14,775 --> 00:51:17,824 That whore is stealing my date! 745 00:51:17,895 --> 00:51:20,102 What? Are you getting out? 746 00:51:20,175 --> 00:51:22,655 No! No, my wedding date! 747 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:29,903 Christopher's getting married on my date... 748 00:51:29,975 --> 00:51:32,626 just like we were supposed to. 749 00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:36,705 I'm sorry. 750 00:51:36,775 --> 00:51:39,585 I know he's doing it just to hurt me. 751 00:51:41,615 --> 00:51:44,505 What kind of a woman doesn't want to pick her own date? 752 00:51:44,575 --> 00:51:47,260 Someone who doesn't get excited by the wedding industrial complex... 753 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:50,618 and society's bullshit need to infantilize grown women. 754 00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:52,379 And she's fat. 755 00:51:56,535 --> 00:51:58,344 Yeah, that's a slut. 756 00:52:00,095 --> 00:52:01,824 Come here. 757 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,146 Fuck Christopher. 758 00:52:06,215 --> 00:52:08,536 I bet he sucks dicks. 759 00:52:12,455 --> 00:52:14,583 What are you doing? 760 00:52:14,655 --> 00:52:16,464 I'm really good, Chapman. 761 00:52:16,535 --> 00:52:18,344 No. I said, “What are you doing”? 762 00:52:20,015 --> 00:52:21,983 I'm just setting my intention for the day. 763 00:52:22,055 --> 00:52:24,296 Well, set your intention on your own bed. 764 00:52:25,335 --> 00:52:29,226 You are so much like Meadow, it kills me. 765 00:52:29,295 --> 00:52:33,186 You know, traditionally, women are much more communal than men. 766 00:52:33,295 --> 00:52:35,616 That's why most women are less violent. 767 00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:39,666 I read that in a book about matriarchy in Papua New Guinea. 768 00:52:41,175 --> 00:52:44,497 Anyway, I think that if you shared a bit more easily... 769 00:52:44,575 --> 00:52:47,101 maybe you wouldn't have beat that girl up, you know? 770 00:52:48,455 --> 00:52:51,140 No, Soso. 771 00:52:51,215 --> 00:52:53,502 I don't know. 772 00:52:53,575 --> 00:52:57,182 No one has a fucking clue what you are talking about, ever. 773 00:52:57,255 --> 00:53:01,943 And I definitely do not need your advice, ever. 774 00:53:02,015 --> 00:53:04,063 We are not friends. 775 00:53:04,135 --> 00:53:06,661 I am not your new safety blanket. 776 00:53:06,735 --> 00:53:09,705 And I am definitely not going to be your new Meadow. 777 00:53:11,895 --> 00:53:15,104 I am a lone wolf, Brook... 778 00:53:15,175 --> 00:53:17,223 and a vicious one. 779 00:53:20,015 --> 00:53:23,337 Don't make me rip your throat out with my teeth. 780 00:53:37,095 --> 00:53:38,585 - Weezy. - Lil Wayne! 781 00:53:38,655 --> 00:53:41,420 - Yeah! - No. You can't be saying that name like that. 782 00:53:41,495 --> 00:53:43,338 - Time! - Yo, I ain't say shit. 783 00:53:43,415 --> 00:53:45,065 That's his nickname. 784 00:53:45,135 --> 00:53:48,776 And it could have just as easy been a George Jefferson reference. 785 00:53:48,855 --> 00:53:50,778 Oh, shit. 786 00:53:53,895 --> 00:53:56,705 - Yo, what's the deal with that bitch anyway? - I don't like her. 787 00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:59,460 Askin' favors already like she own the damn place. 788 00:53:59,535 --> 00:54:02,857 She used to. That's what some of the girls were saying. 789 00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:06,382 I don't care about no “used to.” I live in the present. 790 00:54:06,455 --> 00:54:08,537 Namaste and shit. 791 00:54:08,615 --> 00:54:10,026 That's Vee. 792 00:54:11,735 --> 00:54:14,705 Hold up. Like- Like Vee Vee? 793 00:54:14,775 --> 00:54:16,982 Yep. 794 00:54:18,135 --> 00:54:20,342 Why you ain't say nothin? 795 00:54:20,415 --> 00:54:22,099 Uh, who the fuck is Vee? 796 00:54:23,135 --> 00:54:25,024 Basically like T's mom. 797 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,664 Gracias. 798 00:54:43,695 --> 00:54:44,856 Suzanne. 799 00:54:46,295 --> 00:54:47,899 Come get you some cake. 800 00:54:47,975 --> 00:54:49,500 Uh! 801 00:55:02,975 --> 00:55:06,502 Why she get cake? Why can't we get no cake? Who she think she is? 802 00:55:21,415 --> 00:55:23,383 Hey, Taystee girl. 803 00:55:24,535 --> 00:55:26,583 Peace offering. 804 00:55:27,695 --> 00:55:29,857 Funfetti with chocolate icing. 805 00:55:36,175 --> 00:55:38,382 How did you- Like, what did you- 806 00:55:38,455 --> 00:55:40,583 I get by with a little help. 807 00:55:40,655 --> 00:55:42,657 Suzanne here played a big part. 808 00:55:56,055 --> 00:55:57,580 Forgive me. 809 00:55:59,735 --> 00:56:01,976 I promise I will never let you down again. 810 00:56:02,055 --> 00:56:04,899 Wasn't I there for you all those years? 811 00:56:06,455 --> 00:56:08,696 Didn't I take care of you? 812 00:56:10,895 --> 00:56:13,899 Let me do the same here. 813 00:56:30,055 --> 00:56:34,185 Why don't you, uh, invite your friends to join us? 814 00:56:34,255 --> 00:56:37,145 Be a shame to waste all this cake. 815 00:56:37,215 --> 00:56:40,503 Mm-hmm. 816 00:56:40,575 --> 00:56:42,782 Hey-hey-hey-hey! 817 00:56:44,695 --> 00:56:46,982 This is Vee. Vee, this is- 818 00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:50,901 Hey, I know. Janae. Cindy. 819 00:56:51,615 --> 00:56:53,185 Poussey. 820 00:56:54,775 --> 00:56:57,984 Ladies, are ya hungry? 821 00:56:58,055 --> 00:56:59,784 Yep! 822 00:57:06,975 --> 00:57:10,104 So, what was that game y'all were just playing? 823 00:57:10,175 --> 00:57:13,463 Don't work with an uneven number. No offense. 824 00:57:13,575 --> 00:57:15,179 Well, I count six of us. 825 00:57:15,255 --> 00:57:17,303 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 826 00:57:18,495 --> 00:57:20,099 Someone needs to keep time. 827 00:57:20,175 --> 00:57:23,861 Well, everybody can take turns keeping time. 828 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:29,539 You think maybe we should mix up them teams, right? 829 00:57:29,615 --> 00:57:33,859 - Don't you think? - I don't see why not. 830 00:57:35,335 --> 00:57:38,418 You know, I had a feeling about you. 831 00:57:38,495 --> 00:57:40,543 Knew we would get along. 832 00:57:42,655 --> 00:57:45,625 Man, you so full of shit, your eyes brown. 833 00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:47,743 - Duh! - Here. 834 00:57:47,815 --> 00:57:49,738 Let me help you with that, baby. 835 00:57:51,975 --> 00:57:55,024 You know, I think it's time we found you a new look, Suzie. 836 00:57:55,095 --> 00:57:58,338 Oh. But this is how I've always done it. 837 00:58:00,495 --> 00:58:04,341 Maybe it's time to just, you know, air it out a little bit. 838 00:58:16,175 --> 00:58:19,463 These are stale as fuck. Where'd you get these, 1983? 839 00:58:21,535 --> 00:58:23,537 Motherfucker. 840 00:58:26,535 --> 00:58:29,220 I've got crazy eyes for you, baby. 841 00:59:35,115 --> 00:59:43,115 Ripped By mstoll