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Want to hear my song?
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Brichelle, you back the fuck off!
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She got impulse-control issues, you know.
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I'm real smart.
I know the whole periodic chart.
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- I love science.
- Okay, Tasha.
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How about we get you a shaved ice, yes?
What flavor would you like?
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- B-But I was-
- Tasha.
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Blue.
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Ripped By mstoll
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That looks vile.
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It look blue, but it taste like red.
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Blue and red are colors,
darling. They're not flavors.
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Well, it's tasty.
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I like me somethin' tasty,
'specially on days like now.
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People only want the babies.
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- Of course they want the babies.
Babies are cute. - I'm cute.
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No. You're big.
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And, uh, your hair's ratsy.
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And you're too eager and too dark.
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And now your mouth is blue.
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But I suppose it tastes like red.
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- You nasty.
- Mm-hmm.
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I just call 'em like I see 'em, darlin'.
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Your group home in this neighborhood?
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How you know I live in a group home?
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My dear boy, this feels light to me.
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Light ain't right unless you
like sleeping on the street.
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Nah, I-it ain't light. It's just big bills.
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Well, then, I'll see you
at home for dinner, baby.
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Aw, Shit.
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You a connect.
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I'm a businesswoman.
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I couldn't help hear you
bragging on your science back there.
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I'm impressed.
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I also know pi.
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Your ass tells me you know pie.
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Pi. Not “pie.” Up to 56 digits.
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You care to learn a trade?
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Hell, no.
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Not with no connect.
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I'd get in trouble.
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I'd never find a forever family.
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You might want to start thinking about...
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making your own forever family, Taystee.
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You wait around for one to come along,
you might die waiting.
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My name is Tasha.
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Yeah, but Taystee suits you somehow.
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Like you said, everybody like
a little something “Taystee.”
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I'll be keeping my eye on you, Taystee Girl.
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See you 'round the way.
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This is sweet. Yo, I'd rock this if I wasn't
being all professional.
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Why do you care? You know it's all bullshit.
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Bullshit or no, I want to win.
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Ladies, it's about making
a good first impression.
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You got anything in white?
My mother always said that was my color.
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Ugh. You can smell every inmate
that's ever worn this.
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You ever wash this shit?
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You got somethin' for the larger woman-
big and beautiful?
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We have plus size... on the end there.
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Aw, shit.
I don't wanna wear no sack.
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I got curves.
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I'm a “plushious” woman.
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If this is really
about career dressing for us...
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shouldn't this be all, like,
McDonald's and maids' uniforms?
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No. Do not think small.
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We are dressing ourselves
for the career that we want.
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You have to put it into the universe.
Dress for success.
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Take the leopard.
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Oh, I didn't see the leopard.
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Ooh, that's cute!
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What if I want to be,
like, a marine biologist?
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You got a wet suit?
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If you want to apply for
a job in marine biology...
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you might have to go to an office
for an interview.
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Ha!
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What about this?
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The peach tones would look
so good with your skin.
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Uh, could somebody help zip me, please?
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- Uh, I don't think that's gonna work.
- You calling me fat?
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No. I'm just saying that you're, uh-
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Yeah, you're broad.
You're like a broad... broad.
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She a broad something.
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And you a bitch something.
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- I'm gonna pull in this side here.
- Careful. Careful.
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- And you pull in that side.
- Uh-huh.
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And someone's gotta get the zipper.
Okay, we can do this.
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- I'll do the zipper. Let's go. Suck it in, girl.
- I am sucking.
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Oh, my God.
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How's it look?
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Like I don't want to be anywhere near you...
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when those beads pop off
and shoot people in the face.
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Out of curiosity...
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what kind of job were you
thinking of getting in that?
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I'm just here playing dress-up.
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Ladies, better get moving.
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We're walking over to
that chapel in 10 minutes.
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I don't have anything.
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Hey, uh, can I ask you something?
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What would you wear...
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if you were going to a job interview...
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at a medical supply company in Utica?
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Just... hypothetically speaking.
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How come Flaca gets to do job fair
and we're stuck here?
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'Cause Flaca asked first.
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And if I let everybody go,
nobody would be here.
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Next time, ask first.
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She don't even need job fair.
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Her boyfriend's like the king of Molly.
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He be selling to every club kid in New York.
That shit is blowing up.
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What's Molly?
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The pure powder form of MDMA.
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Supposed to be like a clean ecstasy...
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but, uh, it made me grind my teeth.
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How come you ain't in jail, Luschek?
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I am in jail.
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Every fucking day.
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You want the radiator on or off?
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- Off. It's hot enough in here.
- And freezing everywhere else.
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The pipes in our bathroom froze again.
How about deal with that?
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- I'm not a plumber.
- Oh. Our mistake.
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You got that whole
ass-crack thing going, so-
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Inmate, you want me to give you a shot?
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Hey. Have a job-fair brownie.
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Maria, stop running your mouth
and run the dishwasher.
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Daya, ven.
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- I've got something for you.
- Thank God. I'm dying.
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- Think it's gonna work?
- It should. Drink up, mami.
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What are you giving her over there?
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- It's nothing.
- It's to help her poop. She's backed up.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- You don't want to hear about my bathroom.
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Of course I do.
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Okay, Aleida. I haven't shit for five days.
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You happy?
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Ugh!
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Thank you, Gloria.
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- What do you think you're doing?
- Oh, man, relax.
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It's prune juice, olive oil, a little magic.
It's not gonna hurt the baby.
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You're not her mother. I'm her mother.
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- I think right now you're more like her aunt.
- Uh-uh. No.
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I didn't get me a belly full of stretch
marks to be no fucking tía.
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Look, relax.
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She came to me. I helped her out.
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She's comfortable with me.
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Yeah. Too comfortable.
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So, as you can see, we have a very exciting
few days planned for all of you.
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And now to start things off...
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here from Dress for Success...
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to give you some dos and don'ts
of interview dressing...
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Mrs. Sackin.
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Thank you.
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Dress for Success is the premier support
network for today's unemployed woman.
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Let us begin our journey. Ladies.
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Ooh!
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Okay. Right away, what do we see?
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That a cocktail dress
is not proper interview attire.
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This is not corporate or even daytime wear.
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Wholly unprofessional.
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I'm just showing off my assets.
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Next, I'm going to say leopard, little
sailor girl and our friend in peach here...
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are also not properly attired
for an interview.
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- - The animal print
is too racy and implies poor judgment.
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And the sailor outfit is childish.
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- Companies are looking to hire adults.
- Adults.
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And finally, the peach is simply
ill-fitting, dated and not flattering.
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- But you told me to wear it.
- Yeah, you did.
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- I just want to swim with dolphins.
- Thank you.
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You can leave the stage now.
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Okay. Let's look at
what's going right up here.
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This...
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Is a good interview outfit.
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It fits her well.
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The dark stockings give it a conservative,
polished finish.
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I believe the makeup
is a bit gothic and heavy-handed...
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but overall the look is solid.
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That's right!
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Stylin'!
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Another strong ensemble we have
is the pantsuit and blouse.
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It's classic.
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However, we do run into
some serious problems...
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with personal grooming here.
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- Huh?
- The hair-
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It's, uh, messy, unpolished, unkempt.
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- My hair's clean.
- It's wild and slovenly.
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I'm sorry it's not uptight and boring!
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But here the hair is nicely coiffed.
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The makeup is subtle and understated.
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However, the shirt is too sheer...
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and the skirt is too tight.
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Uh-uh. Hold up. Pause.
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At job fair last year, this was the winning
outfit. I seen it myself.
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That's why I picked it instead of the blue
dress I know I'd look bangin' in.
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Let's talk a moment about dressing for your
body type and your skin tone.
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A fuller-figured woman might want to choose
a looser-fitting garment.
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- - Perhaps a
dress as opposed to a shirt and a skirt.
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Not as loose as this,
which resembles a large burlap muumuu.
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No shit.
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But something in a jewel tone
with a contrasting scarf.
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Man, I still look hella office.
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I walk in, they'd be like,
“Yeah, she know her business.”
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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So, who wins?
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Overall, despite the excessive eye makeup...
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00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:47,625
I would have to give it
to this young lady right here.
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That's right.
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00:11:51,215 --> 00:11:53,502
Latina, we the winna. Uh-huh.
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Man, you gave it to Franken-cha-cha?
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00:11:56,095 --> 00:11:58,177
This is some bullshit.
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Shit to the bull.
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Fuck.
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00:12:05,255 --> 00:12:08,225
Damn. That Kool take you
out to dinner first?
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Man, you sound just like Marsha.
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- You know she right there in that kitchen.
- Like I care.
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Only got two weeks left in this shit-hole.
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Little girl, you look like a dragon with all
that smoke coming out of your nose.
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00:12:20,215 --> 00:12:23,856
Please. You smoke like a hooptie's tailpipe,
puffin' up and down the street.
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I'm an adult.
Gives me the right to make bad choices.
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We're heading over to Rayleen's
for something delicious. Care to join us?
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- I gotta work.
- Well, we workin' too.
219
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'Cept our work doesn't leave us
smelling like rancid oil.
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Yeah, you clean as a drug-dealing whistle.
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You should decline an offer
by simply saying...
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“No, thank you.”
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Otherwise, people will
stop inviting you to things.
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I could eat.
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Well, come on then.
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Let's nourish that body.
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Bye-bye, Taystee Girl.
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Mm-hmm.
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00:13:06,855 --> 00:13:11,577
- Sure you not try to come out and eat though?
- No, I got to get to work.
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A'ight. Be safe though.
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Is the chicken flavor Cup of Noodles back in
stock, or have you only got the shrimp?
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- We got cream of chicken.
- No, I don't like that one.
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You want shrimpy?
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00:13:31,975 --> 00:13:34,103
Sure. I'll take five of those.
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00:13:34,175 --> 00:13:38,021
And I don't want the tuna
with the spicy sauce. Just plain tuna.
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Oh, and for the coffee,
the dark roast... please.
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How's the fitness going, O'Neill?
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Uh, I'm in the 4,700s.
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Over 10,000 steps a day.
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Oh, you'll make it easy. It's still early.
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And good for you.
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- Well, one step at a time.
- Uh-oh. Problem.
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- What kind of problem?
- No-money-in-account problem.
244
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,946
What are you talking about?
245
00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:08,135
Call your family.
246
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,138
I can't sell you shit.
247
00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:12,217
Sorry. Next!
248
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:21,185
Do you understand what this
is doing to my plants?
249
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,024
There was frost on my succulent.
250
00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:26,781
This is a desert plant.
It should not be freezing.
251
00:14:26,855 --> 00:14:29,142
Look, the furnace needs to be replaced.
252
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:31,741
I could dick-paw it all day.
It's never getting hot again.
253
00:14:31,815 --> 00:14:33,658
Mmm. Like your mother.
254
00:14:33,735 --> 00:14:36,705
Ah. Delightful.
That your mama joke? Priceless.
255
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,504
- What did Fig say?
- What do you think?
256
00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:41,499
- She hiked up her skirt.
- Yeah.
257
00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:45,660
Told me to Band-aid the old heap and gave me
50 bucks to buy a space heater for her office.
258
00:14:45,735 --> 00:14:48,978
And you ran off like a good little puppy
and you did it for her.
259
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,661
Joke's on her. Space heater cost 27 bucks.
260
00:14:51,735 --> 00:14:55,456
That's 23 bucks profit, man.
That's dinner for two at Sizzler.
261
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:01,336
Here's four dollars.
262
00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:05,097
Add it to the 23.
263
00:15:05,215 --> 00:15:07,946
Buy me one of those space heaters,
or I'm gonna rat you out.
264
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,665
No Sizzler for you.
265
00:15:09,735 --> 00:15:11,180
Shit.
266
00:15:11,335 --> 00:15:13,463
Don't forget, ladies.
267
00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:17,984
Your usual meal is 1,500 calories.
Beware of overeating.
268
00:15:18,055 --> 00:15:19,659
Hey, where's your doggy?
269
00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:21,658
Um-
270
00:15:22,815 --> 00:15:25,295
Look what I got.
Look what I got. That's right.
271
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,982
That's right. Oh!
You love that, don't you? Yeah.
272
00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,978
Oh. Oh, you just lick, lick, lick.
273
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,819
You like peanut butter, don't you?
274
00:15:32,895 --> 00:15:36,661
You like to lick that,
don't you? Just lick, lick, lick.
275
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:39,466
Lick, lick...
276
00:15:42,135 --> 00:15:43,819
lick.
277
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:47,340
- It got weird.
- Oh. Okay.
278
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:52,497
Look who's here.
279
00:15:56,575 --> 00:15:58,498
Should I tell Gloria?
280
00:15:58,575 --> 00:16:02,375
Nah. A few weeks ago Gloria said the roja
could eat, but she just never came in till now.
281
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:05,258
Why did she let her off the hook?
282
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:06,939
Well, you gotta figure...
283
00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:12,055
she lost her kitchen, she lost her girls,
and her hair is all fucked up.
284
00:16:12,135 --> 00:16:15,582
Let her have some shitty food
and get on with her life.
285
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:18,226
If it was up to me-
286
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:20,024
That's a bear.
287
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:25,021
She's hibernating
until she gets strong again.
288
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:31,144
...and she's gonna shred up...
289
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:36,785
What the fuck do you know about bears?
290
00:16:36,855 --> 00:16:39,665
What, you live by
the Bronx Zoo or something?
291
00:16:56,695 --> 00:16:59,983
- You're full of shit.
- No. Daya's the one who's full of shit.
292
00:17:01,815 --> 00:17:05,024
- It's not funny right now. I'm not in a good way.
- She's right.
293
00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:07,826
It's our “doodie” not to make fun of her.
294
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,660
Yeah, 'cause that would be crappy.
295
00:17:10,735 --> 00:17:13,181
Ha ha ha. You guys are such assholes.
296
00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:15,383
At least these assholes are working.
297
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,423
- Ah!
- Oh, snap!
298
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,577
Inmate Martinez...
299
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:22,943
move to an assignment at the laundry detail.
300
00:17:23,015 --> 00:17:26,224
“Ook-lay oo's-hay ere-hay.”
301
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,377
Subtle, Morello.
302
00:17:28,455 --> 00:17:32,983
It's still throwing me, you know, not seeing
her in her chef's jacket.
303
00:17:33,055 --> 00:17:34,500
- Mmm.
- You know?
304
00:17:34,615 --> 00:17:37,459
It's like when you see
a cop in sweat pants in your kitchen...
305
00:17:37,575 --> 00:17:40,658
after he's spent the night with your sister.
306
00:17:40,735 --> 00:17:45,059
A little splooge on the sweat pants,
and you feel weird about it.
307
00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:03,946
She said she's seen some shit.
308
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:05,858
Oh.
309
00:18:05,935 --> 00:18:08,700
She's high as a kite on psych meds.
310
00:18:08,815 --> 00:18:11,102
That's too bad.
311
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:13,940
- Care to join us?
- No. Thanks.
312
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,099
Happy here.
Nice and quiet. But thank you.
313
00:18:18,175 --> 00:18:19,745
Suit yourself.
314
00:18:31,255 --> 00:18:34,065
There she is.
315
00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:37,140
Penn?
316
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,744
Hi.
317
00:18:39,815 --> 00:18:43,581
We didn't think we were
ever gonna see you again. What happened?
318
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,703
Last thing I remember is, I was an angel.
319
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:53,183
Well, I heard y'all
beat the holy mess out of each other.
320
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:57,344
I mean, I suppose she got a few licks in.
321
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,777
Well, talk to you later.
322
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:06,537
I understand.
323
00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:16,661
Would you like to dance?
324
00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:22,859
Hey. Fischer, how you doing?
325
00:19:22,935 --> 00:19:26,064
Fine, sir. Thanks for asking.
Back in the swing of things.
326
00:19:26,135 --> 00:19:28,422
Good to hear. Doggett, take a seat.
327
00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:30,862
Would you close the door, please?
328
00:19:32,615 --> 00:19:35,095
So, out of the penalty box, huh?
329
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,064
I'm sorry. What?
330
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,025
Uh, nothing. Penalty box. Hockey?
331
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,144
Oh, no, no, no. No hockey, Mr. Healy.
332
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,058
I've been in SHU.
333
00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:48,617
It's been like a month, I think.
Right? A month? Yeah.
334
00:19:48,695 --> 00:19:52,336
So, they just pulled me out,
said I was back.
335
00:19:52,415 --> 00:19:53,826
Am I back?
336
00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,340
For now.
337
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:58,259
I suppose you're wondering
why I called you down here.
338
00:19:59,255 --> 00:20:01,656
Uh, counseling?
339
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,783
Make sure I don't go cuckoo again.
340
00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:08,101
I won't. I got all my marbles back.
341
00:20:08,175 --> 00:20:10,576
I thought we should talk.
342
00:20:11,575 --> 00:20:13,259
Get things straight.
343
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:19,258
All right.
344
00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:25,539
I mean, I can promise you that
I've never felt more saner...
345
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,663
than I do now.
346
00:20:27,735 --> 00:20:32,343
You know, when you spend
that much time down there in, uh, solitude...
347
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:35,584
it's like real purification, you know.
348
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,499
My heart feels right.
349
00:20:38,575 --> 00:20:41,784
I suppose you had time to reflect
on that evening then.
350
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,420
Nope.
351
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:48,226
'Cause my head is so fuzzy.
352
00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:50,502
Oh? ls that so?
353
00:20:50,575 --> 00:20:52,577
I mean, I suffered...
354
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:55,465
multiple contusions and...
355
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,300
lacerations...
356
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,299
and it just freaking painful.
357
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:05,096
And now that I got through it
I started to remember...
358
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:08,736
and then lots of stuff came back to me.
359
00:21:08,815 --> 00:21:10,783
Yep.
360
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:13,859
She angered you,
you confronted her, and you fought.
361
00:21:15,015 --> 00:21:16,096
Yes.
362
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:19,019
That's it. End of story.
363
00:21:22,255 --> 00:21:23,825
No.
364
00:21:23,895 --> 00:21:26,785
- There's more.
- Wh-What more?
365
00:21:28,575 --> 00:21:30,225
What are you talking about?
366
00:21:30,295 --> 00:21:33,219
There's, like, angles,
and there's, like, extenuations.
367
00:21:33,295 --> 00:21:35,536
I didn't know what I was seeing, Doggett.
368
00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:40,015
Do you hear what I'm saying?
369
00:21:40,095 --> 00:21:42,860
I had no idea that you two were gonna-
370
00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:47,425
You could have been having a talk.
371
00:21:47,535 --> 00:21:50,379
A lovers' quarrel even. I don't know.
372
00:21:50,495 --> 00:21:52,497
And I certainly didn't see a weapon.
373
00:21:52,575 --> 00:21:54,498
Holiday times. Tensions get high.
374
00:21:54,575 --> 00:21:57,465
I mean, God knows Katya
was testier than ever then.
375
00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:02,223
But don't think for a second that anyone is
gonna believe a meth-addled hillbilly over me.
376
00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:07,699
Be 100% fucking clear about that.
377
00:22:12,935 --> 00:22:15,142
Well, they might just, um...
378
00:22:16,895 --> 00:22:21,105
believe the poster girl
for the right-to-life movement.
379
00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:24,145
You know, I was on Greta Van Susteren...
380
00:22:24,215 --> 00:22:28,265
and what if they knew
you were about to let me get killed?
381
00:22:29,735 --> 00:22:32,739
I ought to throw you
back in Seg and let you rot.
382
00:22:39,055 --> 00:22:42,218
What would help you forget
what you think you saw?
383
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,616
Hmm.
384
00:22:44,695 --> 00:22:47,938
Uh, I'm still not sure how that answers the
questions I have regarding the budget.
385
00:22:48,015 --> 00:22:49,938
That's why I invited you today.
386
00:22:50,055 --> 00:22:53,855
Programs like Dress for Success,
our job fair...
387
00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:56,740
our Christmas pageant, Readers to Readers...
388
00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:59,182
are not a top priority for the DOC...
389
00:22:59,255 --> 00:23:02,304
but they are so important for morale...
390
00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:06,858
for education, for rehabilitation.
391
00:23:06,935 --> 00:23:10,337
Until we can get the government on board
for some serious reform...
392
00:23:10,415 --> 00:23:13,419
a little shifting of funds is a necessity.
393
00:23:13,535 --> 00:23:15,776
But I assure you all of the money...
394
00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:20,543
is being used for the good of the prison
and its residents.
395
00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,663
Okay.
396
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:26,740
Uh, and I noticed that your husband
is running for state senate.
397
00:23:26,815 --> 00:23:30,024
Is your passion for education
a value he shares?
398
00:23:30,135 --> 00:23:31,580
Absolutely.
399
00:23:31,655 --> 00:23:34,545
Uh, but any questions you have for Jason...
400
00:23:34,615 --> 00:23:37,539
you can direct towards his office.
401
00:23:37,615 --> 00:23:42,064
I hope I've shed some light on
how the money is being used...
402
00:23:42,135 --> 00:23:45,105
to benefit the inmates here at Litchfield.
403
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,257
Uh, actually, I've got a few more questions.
404
00:23:47,335 --> 00:23:51,579
Because I'm afraid, sadly,
I have to get back to work.
405
00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:53,145
Prison doesn't run itself.
406
00:23:58,055 --> 00:24:01,184
I mean, she gave me the freakin' outfit.
It was one big setup.
407
00:24:01,255 --> 00:24:05,055
So now the two black girls,
the lesbo junkie girl and some Mexican...
408
00:24:05,135 --> 00:24:07,979
get to go on and do the interview part,
and I'm back here.
409
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,535
Well, your makeup looks real pretty.
410
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,097
Like, I didn't even know you had eyelashes
till today. They look really nice.
411
00:24:14,175 --> 00:24:16,701
Thanks, Ange. That's nice of you to say.
412
00:24:16,775 --> 00:24:20,177
Hey. Did you know that Penn's out of Seg?
413
00:24:20,255 --> 00:24:22,496
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
414
00:24:22,575 --> 00:24:24,020
How do you know?
415
00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:27,338
'Cause I seen her after lunch,
walking to Healy's office.
416
00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:29,304
How'd she look?
417
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:32,106
She looked, uh, pretty rough.
418
00:24:32,175 --> 00:24:35,304
I mean, if her teeth was bad before- Woof.
419
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,537
Ain't much left in there.
420
00:24:37,615 --> 00:24:40,585
Guard Thompson to the tower.
421
00:24:41,575 --> 00:24:43,577
Don't get me wrong or nothing...
422
00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:47,296
but since she's been away,
hasn't it been, like, kind of nice in here?
423
00:24:47,375 --> 00:24:48,786
What do you mean?
424
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,017
I don't know. Like-
425
00:24:51,135 --> 00:24:53,741
Like peaceful, easy.
426
00:24:53,815 --> 00:24:56,466
No yelling,
no telling everyone they're going to hell.
427
00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:59,584
Just- Just quiet, you know.
428
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,218
Yeah.
429
00:25:03,615 --> 00:25:06,459
- You won't tell her I said nothing, right?
- Of course not.
430
00:25:06,535 --> 00:25:10,381
Ladies, check the board
for work assignments.
431
00:25:18,495 --> 00:25:21,180
So, where's Piper now?
432
00:25:22,295 --> 00:25:24,138
Still in Chicago, I imagine.
433
00:25:24,215 --> 00:25:26,138
Larry, I want to talk about you,
not her.
434
00:25:26,215 --> 00:25:28,946
Is she staying there? In Chicago?
435
00:25:29,015 --> 00:25:30,665
She hates deep-dish.
436
00:25:30,735 --> 00:25:34,217
Don't know if she's staying. Don't think
she's eating a whole lot of pizza.
437
00:25:34,295 --> 00:25:36,184
- Larry-
- How did she seem to you?
438
00:25:36,255 --> 00:25:39,657
Seemed like an idiot to me.
I gave her advice, and she didn't take it.
439
00:25:39,735 --> 00:25:43,535
You gave her love, she cheated on you.
I'm not a fan. End of topic.
440
00:25:44,735 --> 00:25:47,136
- I miss her.
- Well, then find a distraction, Son.
441
00:25:47,215 --> 00:25:50,697
Something that doesn't
involve moping around, eating crap...
442
00:25:50,775 --> 00:25:52,743
and playing that World of Warlock.
443
00:25:52,815 --> 00:25:54,863
- Warcraft.
- Warcraft. Perfect.
444
00:25:54,935 --> 00:25:57,859
You can join a tank corps.
Another waste of time.
445
00:25:57,935 --> 00:26:00,700
- Go get laid.
- I'm not ready.
446
00:26:00,775 --> 00:26:04,575
For what? Sticking your dick in something
new and cute and moving it around?
447
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:06,339
All guys are ready for that.
448
00:26:06,415 --> 00:26:09,737
These two over here
are ready for it any moment now.
449
00:26:09,815 --> 00:26:12,102
Get on with your life.
450
00:26:24,975 --> 00:26:26,977
You're right.
451
00:26:27,055 --> 00:26:28,819
No, you're right.
452
00:26:29,815 --> 00:26:31,624
She cheated.
453
00:26:31,735 --> 00:26:34,466
Right? I mean, sh-she lied.
454
00:26:34,535 --> 00:26:36,537
Why am I holding on?
455
00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:39,579
- Prison changed her. It changes people.
- I heard that.
456
00:26:39,655 --> 00:26:42,101
I mean, she was not a lesbian anymore,
not with me.
457
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:45,099
Then she's in prison,
what, a few weeks? Bam. A lesbian again.
458
00:26:45,175 --> 00:26:48,099
Or- Or- Or bi? I don't even know.
459
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:51,304
It was good with us. I know it was.
460
00:26:52,535 --> 00:26:55,505
I think. Shit.
I mean, what if that was a lie too?
461
00:26:55,575 --> 00:26:57,816
But I don't think it was. I mean-
462
00:26:57,895 --> 00:27:01,866
You know, I know I have some talent.
I'm very attentive and thorough.
463
00:27:01,935 --> 00:27:04,859
You know, I do-
I do good work. I-I'm not small.
464
00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:06,420
- Larry-
- You're right.
465
00:27:06,495 --> 00:27:09,066
I should get out there.
I need to. I'm gonna get out there.
466
00:27:09,135 --> 00:27:11,422
I made her come vaginally.
Do you know how hard that is to do?
467
00:27:11,495 --> 00:27:13,020
- Please, Larry.
- My point is-
468
00:27:14,135 --> 00:27:16,536
I don't even know what my point is anymore.
469
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:26,023
- Dad.
- Yeah?
470
00:27:27,135 --> 00:27:30,378
Why did you bring us to a gay bathhouse?
471
00:27:30,455 --> 00:27:32,901
It's a nice place. Clean.
472
00:27:32,975 --> 00:27:34,500
A shvitz is a shvitz.
473
00:27:37,935 --> 00:27:39,937
- I had a Groupon.
- Ah. I gotcha.
474
00:27:40,015 --> 00:27:43,462
Wait. So I could put that
on my résumé thing?
475
00:27:43,535 --> 00:27:45,105
- Working for my cousin?
- Sure.
476
00:27:45,175 --> 00:27:48,941
But instead of saying that, uh...
477
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:52,064
you helped make sure
that no one stole shit...
478
00:27:52,135 --> 00:27:56,379
you could say that
you monitored inventory...
479
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:58,662
and provided security.
480
00:27:58,735 --> 00:28:01,579
Ah. Okay. Okay. I see that.
481
00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:03,225
I could do that.
482
00:28:03,295 --> 00:28:06,902
I want the kind of job where
I could just chill, you know.
483
00:28:06,975 --> 00:28:08,818
Chill out. Collect a check.
484
00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,818
According to this aptitude test...
485
00:28:10,895 --> 00:28:13,466
I should be a professional athlete...
486
00:28:13,535 --> 00:28:17,381
um, a park ranger or a correctional officer.
487
00:28:17,455 --> 00:28:21,176
Working at Storky's means I have experience
in the food-service industry.
488
00:28:21,255 --> 00:28:22,381
That's it.
489
00:28:22,455 --> 00:28:24,822
And because I can remember shit
and add real fast...
490
00:28:24,895 --> 00:28:27,819
I have high retention abilities
and exceptional math skills.
491
00:28:27,935 --> 00:28:29,300
You're getting it.
492
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,026
I just want to get married to Christopher...
493
00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:34,018
and have his babies...
494
00:28:34,095 --> 00:28:36,177
and make the house look nice.
495
00:28:36,255 --> 00:28:39,020
Maybe in the sunshine, like on the beach...
496
00:28:39,095 --> 00:28:41,541
surrounded by, mmm, beautiful people.
497
00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:46,344
Are you at all aware that you
just told an inmate in prison...
498
00:28:46,415 --> 00:28:49,021
that she should become
a correctional officer?
499
00:28:49,095 --> 00:28:51,018
What the fuck is wrong with you?
500
00:28:51,095 --> 00:28:52,779
I do want to be a professional athlete.
501
00:28:52,855 --> 00:28:54,937
But you just don't
snap your fingers and become that.
502
00:28:55,015 --> 00:28:58,736
I was hoping to work
with mentally ill children.
503
00:28:58,815 --> 00:29:03,377
I think I could offer some insight into what
they might be experiencing...
504
00:29:03,455 --> 00:29:06,459
and help them to heal and recover.
505
00:29:06,535 --> 00:29:08,219
Maybe I'll Pinterest.
506
00:29:08,295 --> 00:29:09,785
I hear that's a thing.
507
00:29:09,855 --> 00:29:14,065
I went from wearing a habit
to wearing a prison uniform.
508
00:29:14,135 --> 00:29:17,457
I don't think the fashion industry would be
a viable option for me.
509
00:29:17,535 --> 00:29:20,698
I would also like to work
with round objects.
510
00:29:21,935 --> 00:29:23,744
Yeah, round things...
511
00:29:23,815 --> 00:29:26,136
are very pleasing to me.
512
00:29:26,215 --> 00:29:29,378
Maybe I can umpire women's softball.
Then I could get laid.
513
00:29:29,495 --> 00:29:32,419
I also can rhyme real good.
What do I say about that?
514
00:29:32,495 --> 00:29:34,623
Poetic inclinations.
515
00:29:35,575 --> 00:29:38,181
Ha! That's what I'm talking about!
516
00:29:38,295 --> 00:29:41,344
See, you and me, we gonna be friends.
517
00:29:41,415 --> 00:29:44,578
Give it to me. Give it to me. Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
518
00:29:44,655 --> 00:29:45,986
Now let's keep going.
519
00:29:47,255 --> 00:29:49,542
Vasily, what happened to your face?
520
00:29:49,615 --> 00:29:52,141
Did Ganya's people do that to you?
521
00:29:52,215 --> 00:29:55,822
No. No, Ma. Lida hit me in the face
with a bag of change.
522
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:57,420
What?
523
00:29:57,495 --> 00:30:00,419
She had this bag of quarters
for the laundry sitting on the table.
524
00:30:00,495 --> 00:30:02,862
I stumbled in late a little drunk,
she grabbed it, and whack.
525
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,505
Good for her.
526
00:30:05,735 --> 00:30:07,260
I appreciate your sympathy, Ma.
Thank you.
527
00:30:07,335 --> 00:30:10,259
I didn't raise you to come home drunk
and upset your wife.
528
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:13,538
- She's not my wife. - She's the mother
of my grandson. What should I call her?
529
00:30:13,615 --> 00:30:17,062
A violent criminal who hurt your baby boy.
This hurts, Ma.
530
00:30:17,135 --> 00:30:21,060
Why won't you marry her?
She's a nice girl. She puts up with you.
531
00:30:21,135 --> 00:30:25,299
I have a fear of commitment. Okay, mamushka?
Why don't we talk about you for a bit?
532
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:27,423
Because my life is sad and small...
533
00:30:27,495 --> 00:30:30,180
and a burden to those I love.
534
00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:35,856
Papa didn't put any money
in the account this month. What's going on?
535
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:39,303
Want to know what's going on?
Ma, the store is empty. Okay?
536
00:30:39,375 --> 00:30:41,025
Everyone's afraid to go in...
537
00:30:41,095 --> 00:30:44,224
because they know Ganya's mad at
you and Pop for blowing the prison contract.
538
00:30:44,295 --> 00:30:46,662
I got him that contract in the first place.
539
00:30:46,735 --> 00:30:50,660
Well, you should remind him,
because he doesn't remember that part.
540
00:30:50,735 --> 00:30:53,898
- Why didn't Papa come?
- He's at the store all day, half the night.
541
00:30:53,975 --> 00:30:57,377
He just sits there, waiting for someone to
come in. He's got no help, Ma.
542
00:30:57,455 --> 00:31:01,176
- So why don't you help him?
- Ma, I'm working. I got a family too.
543
00:31:01,295 --> 00:31:04,265
Don't you think I wish I could go there
and help him out some more?
544
00:31:04,335 --> 00:31:06,542
Maybe I should have gone
to college like you said.
545
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,937
- What about Yuri and Maxim?
- We're all working. We're all hustling.
546
00:31:10,055 --> 00:31:12,535
We're all trying
to avoid crazy women with weapons.
547
00:31:12,615 --> 00:31:14,663
It's just rough times right now.
548
00:31:14,735 --> 00:31:18,182
I'm gonna put some things together. I'll get
you money next week. I promise.
549
00:31:18,255 --> 00:31:20,940
Thank you.
550
00:31:21,015 --> 00:31:22,779
You're a good son.
551
00:31:23,575 --> 00:31:25,782
Not great. Well, pretty good.
552
00:31:26,655 --> 00:31:28,100
I'll take it.
553
00:31:29,495 --> 00:31:30,906
God, she already looks so different.
554
00:31:30,975 --> 00:31:33,216
- Yeah.
- Hello!
555
00:31:33,295 --> 00:31:35,901
Yeah, that's right. I'm your mommy.
556
00:31:35,975 --> 00:31:37,898
And I love you so, so, so, so- mwah!
557
00:31:37,975 --> 00:31:41,058
So- Mwah, mwah! So, so much.
558
00:31:41,135 --> 00:31:45,459
And soon we're gonna be
spending lots of time together. I promise.
559
00:31:45,535 --> 00:31:49,984
Before you can even remember stuff,
we're gonna be together.
560
00:31:51,135 --> 00:31:53,706
When is that? When you can remember?
561
00:31:53,775 --> 00:31:55,857
Like when you're four and five, right?
562
00:31:55,975 --> 00:31:58,899
I think I remember something
from when I was four.
563
00:31:58,975 --> 00:32:00,898
Don't know.
564
00:32:00,975 --> 00:32:03,660
Oh. Her head smells so good.
565
00:32:04,935 --> 00:32:06,858
And she looks like you, but pretty.
566
00:32:06,935 --> 00:32:09,142
Mm-hmm.
567
00:32:09,215 --> 00:32:12,344
Is she a good baby?
Does she sleep okay? ls she eating?
568
00:32:12,415 --> 00:32:13,780
Yeah.
569
00:32:15,815 --> 00:32:17,579
It's so good talking to you.
570
00:32:17,655 --> 00:32:18,816
Yeah.
571
00:32:18,895 --> 00:32:22,456
Mommy's got you. ¡Mira, mira!
572
00:32:22,535 --> 00:32:23,866
See, I ain't worried.
573
00:32:23,935 --> 00:32:25,744
I'm gonna rock that interview.
574
00:32:25,815 --> 00:32:29,900
Then I'm gonna be the winner of the job fair
and they gon' hook me up with a real job.
575
00:32:29,975 --> 00:32:34,458
I'm gonna be like an assistant to Judge Joe
Brown or one of them TV judges.
576
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:36,060
Maybe even Judy.
577
00:32:36,135 --> 00:32:40,379
Yeah, man. She don't take shit from nobody.
I know we'd vibe.
578
00:32:40,455 --> 00:32:42,981
Yo, what the fuck are you
talking about, real job?
579
00:32:43,055 --> 00:32:45,456
Last year, the girl who did the best...
580
00:32:45,535 --> 00:32:49,824
the job fair people hooked her up with a
real job once she was released.
581
00:32:49,895 --> 00:32:53,945
They don't announce it 'cause people get all
crazy, but she told me on the low-low.
582
00:32:54,015 --> 00:32:55,460
Wait. Who won last year?
583
00:32:55,575 --> 00:32:57,100
Pocano.
584
00:32:57,175 --> 00:32:58,859
Ocampo?
585
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,858
The Filipino chick with the mole.
586
00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:03,666
- Ocampo.
- Man, the one that worked in the woodshop.
587
00:33:03,735 --> 00:33:07,103
She won for best outfit,
and she had the best resume.
588
00:33:07,175 --> 00:33:10,577
- Why didn't you tell us there was a prize?
- Ow! Man, why do you think?
589
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,225
We are the competition.
590
00:33:12,295 --> 00:33:14,263
Now we out of the way...
591
00:33:14,335 --> 00:33:16,542
so it's just her and the little skinny
Mexican doing the interview tomorrow.
592
00:33:16,615 --> 00:33:20,665
- That shit ain't right, man. You should
have told us. - I'm a child of the system.
593
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:22,783
No one ever taught me right from wrong.
594
00:33:22,895 --> 00:33:27,105
- Girl, fuck you. - Like you would
have did better in your potato sack?
595
00:33:30,095 --> 00:33:31,938
Man, I got a chance here.
596
00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:34,461
And I'm doing it for all of us.
597
00:33:34,575 --> 00:33:36,020
Man, come on.
598
00:33:36,095 --> 00:33:38,143
I need y'all rooting for me.
599
00:33:38,215 --> 00:33:40,456
We can't let skinny bean win.
600
00:33:40,535 --> 00:33:44,699
They already got the kitchen,
and they got the best seats at movie night.
601
00:33:44,775 --> 00:33:46,698
Y'all gonna let them take this too?
602
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,982
You had your shot. You had several shots.
603
00:33:49,055 --> 00:33:52,104
Now you got a change of heart?
Get out of here.
604
00:33:52,215 --> 00:33:54,456
I can't stay no more in that place.
605
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:56,537
And I can't start over in another home.
606
00:33:57,855 --> 00:33:59,857
Excuse me. Ma'am?
607
00:33:59,975 --> 00:34:02,660
I was just walking through your store,
hoping to buy some bubble wrap...
608
00:34:02,735 --> 00:34:04,897
and maybe ship some chocolates
to my aunt in Carolina.
609
00:34:04,975 --> 00:34:08,104
And that's about all I'm gonna sell you
is some bubble wrap.
610
00:34:08,175 --> 00:34:10,257
Anything else, you've got the wrong shop.
611
00:34:10,335 --> 00:34:13,464
What you talking about?
We all good. I paid you 800 last month.
612
00:34:13,535 --> 00:34:16,345
For real?
You gonna make me go to the books?
613
00:34:16,415 --> 00:34:18,622
He paid you 800, right?
614
00:34:18,695 --> 00:34:23,337
What was the initial agreed-upon price for
the, um, quantity in question?
615
00:34:25,455 --> 00:34:28,538
Well, look at you, using your big words.
616
00:34:28,615 --> 00:34:31,778
1,250. Plus, he owes me 130 from before.
617
00:34:31,855 --> 00:34:34,017
1,250 and 130.
618
00:34:34,095 --> 00:34:37,099
He in the hole to you for 580,
unless there's a vig.
619
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,462
Oh, you can bet your ass there's a vig.
620
00:34:39,535 --> 00:34:41,503
So that would bring it up to 182...
621
00:34:41,575 --> 00:34:45,580
plus $50 penalty
for partial payment on the 1,250.
622
00:34:45,655 --> 00:34:48,818
Now we talking $682.
623
00:34:48,895 --> 00:34:51,341
Fucking Goldberg over here.
624
00:34:51,415 --> 00:34:54,419
Come on, Vee. I got customers waiting on me.
625
00:34:54,495 --> 00:34:57,499
And you my wholesaler. Help a brother out.
626
00:34:58,415 --> 00:35:00,417
What you think?
627
00:35:01,415 --> 00:35:03,543
I think he seems pretty desperate.
628
00:35:03,615 --> 00:35:07,620
I say give him half now and the other half
when that debt drops to zero.
629
00:35:07,695 --> 00:35:09,345
This is fucked.
630
00:35:14,775 --> 00:35:16,186
Careful now.
631
00:35:17,335 --> 00:35:19,622
He up to 1,307 now.
632
00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,346
You find me by week's end.
633
00:35:28,015 --> 00:35:33,499
Well, looks like addin' up all them nickels
and dimes at Burger McFat-ass...
634
00:35:33,575 --> 00:35:35,737
done taught you a thing or two.
635
00:35:35,815 --> 00:35:37,340
Huh, Taystee Girl?
636
00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:43,019
You ready to work?
637
00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:50,176
I'm gonna go check on inventory.
638
00:36:26,575 --> 00:36:28,498
- Hey.
- Oh, thank God.
639
00:36:28,575 --> 00:36:30,259
Come in. Did you bring the beer?
640
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,343
- Coronas, right?
- No! No, no, no!
641
00:36:32,415 --> 00:36:35,897
Dark beer. It's supposed to be dark beer.
It helps my milk come in.
642
00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:40,264
I'm not making fucking fish tacos, Larry.
I'm trying to feed my child.
643
00:36:40,335 --> 00:36:43,339
And you brought the dark beer.
Thank you.
644
00:36:43,415 --> 00:36:46,624
- You're welcome.
- I'm sorry. I'm going bat-shit.
645
00:36:47,975 --> 00:36:51,058
Uh, Polly, your- your, um-
646
00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:53,263
your breast is kind of, uh-
647
00:36:53,335 --> 00:36:57,863
Please. They're always out.
I'm the UPS guy's new favorite stop.
648
00:36:57,935 --> 00:37:00,666
Hey, uh, have you, um-
649
00:37:00,735 --> 00:37:02,737
have you talked to Piper at all?
650
00:37:03,655 --> 00:37:05,942
No. And you know that.
651
00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:08,977
And I know you broke up.
652
00:37:09,055 --> 00:37:13,504
And I know she freaked out and got sent to
live in a shoe or something...
653
00:37:13,575 --> 00:37:15,896
and now she's in Chicago.
654
00:37:15,975 --> 00:37:18,023
- She fucking hates deep-dish.
- I know!
655
00:37:19,295 --> 00:37:21,821
Well, I heard all this from her mom.
656
00:37:21,895 --> 00:37:23,659
Look, Larry, she's my friend...
657
00:37:23,735 --> 00:37:26,386
and I will always
take her side over yours...
658
00:37:26,455 --> 00:37:28,378
and I will always be friends with her.
659
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,776
Who knows how long I'll know you?
660
00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:35,417
But just between us, I think she's being an
idiot and self-destructive and stupid.
661
00:37:35,495 --> 00:37:39,102
And my sympathies are with you
all the way on this one.
662
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:41,382
Well...
663
00:37:41,455 --> 00:37:43,184
thank you.
664
00:37:43,255 --> 00:37:45,576
For what? I never said a thing.
665
00:37:45,655 --> 00:37:47,578
I don't talk about Piper with you.
666
00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:49,737
That would be disloyal and wrong.
667
00:37:49,815 --> 00:37:51,419
Gotcha.
668
00:37:51,495 --> 00:37:53,099
So, when is Pete back?
669
00:37:53,175 --> 00:37:56,099
I don't know.
I may not let him come back.
670
00:37:56,175 --> 00:37:58,018
The baby is less than three months old...
671
00:37:58,095 --> 00:38:00,416
and suddenly he has to go on a vision quest
in the fucking tundra?
672
00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:03,624
- Well, to be fair, he said you told him to go.
- I'm a hormonal moron.
673
00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:06,744
I didn't mean it.
I didn't think he would actually go.
674
00:38:06,815 --> 00:38:08,897
I haven't showered in three days, Larry.
675
00:38:09,015 --> 00:38:11,666
My mother is in a fucking pinochle
tournament for the whole week...
676
00:38:11,735 --> 00:38:13,658
not that she's any help when she's here.
677
00:38:13,735 --> 00:38:16,659
And I don't have a goddamn baby nurse
because I'm trying attachment parenting...
678
00:38:16,735 --> 00:38:18,419
and it's fucking bullshit.
679
00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:22,102
Here, take this child before I drown him
in my tears and sweat.
680
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,781
Hey, buddy. Hello.
681
00:38:24,855 --> 00:38:26,584
Hello, baby.
682
00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:30,216
Hi. Hi. It's your Uncle Larry.
683
00:38:30,295 --> 00:38:32,775
Hi. How's it going, buddy?
684
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:35,665
We're gonna hang out tonight, man.
Yeah.
685
00:38:35,735 --> 00:38:39,376
We're gonna order some Thai food,
maybe watch a little TV.
686
00:38:39,455 --> 00:38:41,025
How's that sound? Cool with that?
687
00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:44,224
I'm gonna take a shower. Can you change him?
688
00:38:45,215 --> 00:38:47,866
Uh, yeah. I mean, I sure can try.
689
00:38:47,935 --> 00:38:49,539
Okay.
690
00:38:53,055 --> 00:38:54,944
Mmm.
691
00:38:55,015 --> 00:38:58,815
He's all new and just... happy.
692
00:38:58,895 --> 00:39:00,579
Yep. Don't worry.
693
00:39:00,655 --> 00:39:03,056
Pete and I will fuck that right up.
694
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,698
No. ls that true?
695
00:39:05,775 --> 00:39:07,061
That's not true.
696
00:39:07,135 --> 00:39:09,058
You stay nappy, buddy. Okay?
697
00:39:09,135 --> 00:39:12,025
You just- You just stay happy.
698
00:39:12,095 --> 00:39:13,620
All right?
699
00:39:13,695 --> 00:39:16,266
I got the idea from when you was a baby.
700
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:20,858
No one was allowed to ever give you yogurt,
'cause you would, like, fucking explode.
701
00:39:20,935 --> 00:39:26,021
There'd be shit everywhere- up your back, in
your hair. It was so disgusting.
702
00:39:26,095 --> 00:39:28,018
But now...
703
00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:30,297
It's coming in handy, right?
704
00:39:31,455 --> 00:39:33,457
Right? ls it working?
705
00:39:33,535 --> 00:39:36,505
Could you just please give me
some privacy here?
706
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:39,419
You're making me really,
really uncomfortable.
707
00:39:39,495 --> 00:39:41,702
- I'm your mother.
- Oh, God.
708
00:39:41,815 --> 00:39:45,058
Can I just shit in peace?
709
00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:46,739
Fine.
710
00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:50,706
But if you have any action,
you let me know, okay?
711
00:39:50,775 --> 00:39:52,300
I fucking care.
712
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:55,140
Fine. Fine. Just go.
713
00:40:05,935 --> 00:40:08,176
All right. Here. Stand up.
714
00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:12,464
This should fit you better
around the waist now.
715
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:15,584
Yeah. Thanks for looking out,
716
00:40:15,655 --> 00:40:17,339
It's what you do for family.
717
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,021
Yeah. What, you my crazy Aunt Poussey now?
718
00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:22,416
No. I'm your sister from another mister...
719
00:40:22,495 --> 00:40:25,499
'bout to beat your ass down if you don't
read that book till you know it cold.
720
00:40:25,575 --> 00:40:28,579
You got some interview ass-kicking to do.
721
00:40:28,695 --> 00:40:30,299
Make me proud.
722
00:40:41,415 --> 00:40:45,022
Guess who's back and better than ever? Hey!
723
00:40:47,535 --> 00:40:49,822
I know you said to get any stamp...
724
00:40:49,895 --> 00:40:51,977
but that hobby shop is mad fun, yo.
725
00:40:52,095 --> 00:40:55,258
You ever been in there?
Made me want to get all crafty.
726
00:40:55,335 --> 00:40:59,499
Get some puffy paint
or a rhinestone machine.
727
00:40:59,575 --> 00:41:03,102
They had a whole fucking aisle
of pipe cleaners!
728
00:41:03,175 --> 00:41:04,939
Pipe cleaners!
729
00:41:05,015 --> 00:41:09,942
Man, in group home, all we got was broken
crayons and dried-up glue sticks.
730
00:41:10,015 --> 00:41:12,382
Are we marking scag bags
or decorating your journal?
731
00:41:12,455 --> 00:41:14,139
I don't know though, Vee.
732
00:41:14,215 --> 00:41:17,219
I mean, maybe you want
to consider one of these for your trademark.
733
00:41:17,295 --> 00:41:19,980
Glue a pair of these on every bag.
734
00:41:20,055 --> 00:41:23,104
Or call it “Googly Smack.”
You know? Shit's all gangsta.
735
00:41:23,175 --> 00:41:26,577
All right. Maybe I got
a little carried away.
736
00:41:26,655 --> 00:41:29,864
But look how cute this one is.
737
00:41:29,935 --> 00:41:31,505
Can I have my change, please?
738
00:41:31,575 --> 00:41:35,899
I did not send you to the store with a
C-note to bring back googly eyes.
739
00:41:35,975 --> 00:41:37,465
But for serious, like...
740
00:41:37,535 --> 00:41:39,981
why couldn't you use something
different for a stamp, like...
741
00:41:40,055 --> 00:41:41,784
Mr. Owl here?
742
00:41:41,895 --> 00:41:46,264
People do this shit, right? Like, there's
dope with all sorts of crazy shit on it.
743
00:41:46,335 --> 00:41:48,258
It's not about what you put on the package.
744
00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:50,224
It's about the quality of your product.
745
00:41:50,295 --> 00:41:52,502
I don't know though. She kind of right.
746
00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:56,864
You pick something weird,
people gonna remember that shit, for sure.
747
00:41:58,055 --> 00:42:00,137
That owl looks drunk.
748
00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:02,900
- I like the horse and the bicycle.
- Okay.
749
00:42:02,975 --> 00:42:04,500
Say we use the horse.
750
00:42:04,575 --> 00:42:07,545
Call our shit... Horsey Horse.
751
00:42:07,615 --> 00:42:09,663
Get it? Because heroin's called horse.
752
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:11,339
Yo, that's money!
753
00:42:11,415 --> 00:42:13,338
I'm telling you, people be like...
754
00:42:13,415 --> 00:42:17,181
“Ooh, I need me some more of that horsey
horse. That shit was so good.”
755
00:42:17,255 --> 00:42:19,735
Before you know it, you got a call brand.
756
00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:22,580
Listen to her, trying to
teach me how to deal.
757
00:42:22,655 --> 00:42:25,101
Y'all laughing now, but I'm telling you...
758
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:29,260
come visit me one day when I'm on Wall Street
and having some white boy get me lunch...
759
00:42:29,335 --> 00:42:32,020
and I'm wheeling a big old deal,
and he talking about...
760
00:42:32,095 --> 00:42:34,826
“Miss Jefferson, you have
a call on line two.”
761
00:42:34,895 --> 00:42:36,385
You been watching too many movies.
762
00:42:36,455 --> 00:42:40,176
I'm just saying, yo,
this is not my forever career.
763
00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:43,418
Girl, you from this hood.
You don't get a career. You get a job.
764
00:42:43,495 --> 00:42:46,419
- This right here's the best-paying job around.
- Preach it, Vee.
765
00:42:46,495 --> 00:42:49,704
You know what people respect?
Money.
766
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:52,824
You keep working for me,
that's exactly what you're gonna have.
767
00:42:52,895 --> 00:42:54,943
Isn't that right, RJ?
Don't I take care of my people?
768
00:42:55,015 --> 00:42:56,938
- Yes, ma'am.
- Ah, whatever.
769
00:42:57,015 --> 00:42:59,177
Look here. Taste this, girl.
770
00:42:59,255 --> 00:43:01,986
Tell me if it needs some more salt.
771
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,179
Mmm. That is good.
772
00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:08,622
- I know.
- What is that, pumpkin?
773
00:43:08,695 --> 00:43:11,744
Butternut squash and ginger.
And I threw in some leeks just 'cause.
774
00:43:11,815 --> 00:43:15,183
All right, now, listen.
RJ, clear off that table. Grab the salad.
775
00:43:15,255 --> 00:43:18,498
- Is anybody else coming home for dinner?
- I think it's just us.
776
00:43:18,615 --> 00:43:22,142
All right, grab some bowls, please.
777
00:43:23,775 --> 00:43:26,346
Oh, yes. Ooh, this smells good.
778
00:43:26,455 --> 00:43:27,900
Get the place mats.
779
00:43:27,975 --> 00:43:29,500
All right.
780
00:43:30,935 --> 00:43:32,858
Horsey Horse.
781
00:43:32,935 --> 00:43:37,065
That's kind of fun, but Lord, have mercy,
it's silly, just like you.
782
00:43:37,175 --> 00:43:39,576
I tried a new bread tonight, y'all.
783
00:43:39,655 --> 00:43:43,102
It's a whole-grain flaxseed bread.
784
00:43:43,175 --> 00:43:45,462
Y'all need some more fiber in your diet.
785
00:43:45,535 --> 00:43:47,617
Grab a knife for this bread too, Tayst.
786
00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:50,505
Bring the bowls, girl. What you waiting for?
787
00:44:03,335 --> 00:44:04,746
Hey, Red.
788
00:44:06,175 --> 00:44:08,098
These are great seats.
789
00:44:08,175 --> 00:44:10,701
You can really
see the stage from here.
790
00:44:12,015 --> 00:44:13,938
You really don't need to do this.
791
00:44:14,015 --> 00:44:17,462
I mean, I appreciate the gesture
and everything, but-
792
00:44:17,535 --> 00:44:19,856
But what? We'll be ostracized?
793
00:44:19,935 --> 00:44:21,824
Already no one notices us.
794
00:44:21,895 --> 00:44:24,978
We're old and invisible.
795
00:44:25,055 --> 00:44:26,819
So why not be old together?
796
00:44:26,935 --> 00:44:28,585
We keep each other company.
797
00:44:29,655 --> 00:44:31,145
You calling me old?
798
00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:33,138
I'm 23.
799
00:44:33,215 --> 00:44:35,138
How about matured?
800
00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:37,217
Like a big, branchy tree.
801
00:44:37,295 --> 00:44:40,265
With snow-white roots.
802
00:44:40,335 --> 00:44:42,099
Oh, shit.
803
00:44:42,175 --> 00:44:44,098
I gotta deal with that, huh?
804
00:44:44,175 --> 00:44:46,576
Or just let it go.
805
00:44:46,655 --> 00:44:48,578
Fuck it.
806
00:44:48,655 --> 00:44:50,942
Who we trying to impress?
807
00:44:55,255 --> 00:44:57,257
She looks rough for 23.
808
00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:16,220
Where we going?
809
00:45:16,295 --> 00:45:18,059
We're going to town.
810
00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:21,302
- Really?
- Medical center.
811
00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:23,582
She's going to the oral surgeon.
812
00:45:23,655 --> 00:45:27,899
Hope you got lots of those magazines, 'cause
it's gonna be hours and hours and hours.
813
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:30,421
Oh, I got plenty.
814
00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:33,977
And I got my radio shows. I'll be fine.
815
00:45:34,055 --> 00:45:35,739
Good for you, Doggett.
816
00:45:37,095 --> 00:45:39,302
Congratu-fucking-lations.
817
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:41,343
Thank you.
818
00:45:41,415 --> 00:45:45,056
That's right. We at the Philip Morris
Companies believe in second chances.
819
00:45:45,135 --> 00:45:47,741
We welcome people
who can handle the challenges...
820
00:45:47,815 --> 00:45:50,739
of manufacturing and marketing products
meant for adults...
821
00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:53,785
in a highly regulated
and restricted environment...
822
00:45:53,895 --> 00:45:56,182
while striving each day...
823
00:45:56,255 --> 00:45:58,462
to operate responsibly.
824
00:45:58,535 --> 00:46:00,697
Thank you.
825
00:46:02,775 --> 00:46:07,224
I thought special guests meant like Mo'Nique
or Wesley Snipes or something.
826
00:46:07,295 --> 00:46:09,582
Not some cigarette-hawking
fuck-nut reminding us...
827
00:46:09,655 --> 00:46:12,738
that the only people who want to hire felons
are already hated by everybody else.
828
00:46:12,815 --> 00:46:14,863
Nah, see, they ain't so bad.
829
00:46:14,935 --> 00:46:17,586
People can decide for theirselves
if they want to smoke.
830
00:46:17,655 --> 00:46:22,263
The real evil are them companies
killing us without consent-
831
00:46:22,335 --> 00:46:24,576
Monsanto. Rio Tinto.
832
00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:27,738
Uh, Big Pharma, BP, Halliburton.
833
00:46:27,815 --> 00:46:29,260
- Yeah.
- I been reading.
834
00:46:29,335 --> 00:46:31,463
There's some dark shit going down.
835
00:46:31,535 --> 00:46:34,186
Not that any of them motherfuckers
ever want to hire us.
836
00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:38,385
The real criminals,
they don't bother with us small-timers.
837
00:46:39,935 --> 00:46:44,862
And now Mr. Slovin will interview
two prospective employees.
838
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:47,586
Many lessons to be learned here, ladies.
839
00:46:47,655 --> 00:46:50,499
Please pay close attention.
840
00:46:59,135 --> 00:47:02,457
Hello. And thank you for coming in today.
841
00:47:02,535 --> 00:47:04,822
Well, hello to you too.
842
00:47:04,895 --> 00:47:08,900
Hello. And thank you so much
for taking the time to see me today.
843
00:47:08,975 --> 00:47:11,057
The best boss I ever had?
844
00:47:12,295 --> 00:47:15,538
I would have to say Gloria
in the kitchen right here...
845
00:47:15,615 --> 00:47:17,583
because,uh...
846
00:47:17,655 --> 00:47:19,100
she's really organized...
847
00:47:19,175 --> 00:47:21,143
and she plays real good music.
848
00:47:21,215 --> 00:47:24,697
My greatest strength,
I'd have to say, is my positive attitude.
849
00:47:26,335 --> 00:47:28,258
And my aptitude for rote memorization.
850
00:47:28,335 --> 00:47:30,622
I see something once, and I got it down.
851
00:47:30,695 --> 00:47:34,461
I use my time very efficiently.
I'm almost never late.
852
00:47:34,535 --> 00:47:36,424
She was late today.
853
00:47:36,495 --> 00:47:38,304
For example, in my old job...
854
00:47:38,415 --> 00:47:41,464
a long-term client was
about to take his business to a competitor.
855
00:47:41,535 --> 00:47:43,617
I was able to meet with the customer...
856
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:46,858
and change the way we handled his account
on a day-to-day basis...
857
00:47:46,935 --> 00:47:48,664
in order to keep the business.
858
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:50,419
I think it's important...
859
00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:55,376
to have close,
intimate relationships with your coworkers.
860
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:58,265
It's good for morale. You know?
861
00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:02,303
Okay, that's like a foul.
862
00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:05,424
It was lovely meeting
both of you. Thank you.
863
00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,338
Thank you, Mr. Slovin.
864
00:48:07,415 --> 00:48:12,023
And may I say what a privilege it would be
to work for the Philip Morris Corporation...
865
00:48:12,095 --> 00:48:15,542
a company that has remained the largest
cigarette manufacturer...
866
00:48:15,615 --> 00:48:17,424
in the US since 1983...
867
00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:22,342
plus has increased its dividends
46 times in the last 44 years.
868
00:48:22,415 --> 00:48:27,023
You all tore this market up in the face of a
world that was trying to tear you down.
869
00:48:27,095 --> 00:48:29,780
Now, that's the company for me.
870
00:48:29,855 --> 00:48:32,335
Yeah! Yeah!
871
00:48:32,415 --> 00:48:35,100
Thank you, Miss Jefferson.
872
00:48:35,175 --> 00:48:38,145
Yes. Let's hear a round of applause
for Miss Jefferson.
873
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:40,104
And Miss Gonzales.
874
00:48:40,175 --> 00:48:42,064
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Taystee!
875
00:48:42,135 --> 00:48:44,979
Taystee! Taystee!
876
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:07,377
They gonna need that picture, boo.
877
00:49:08,895 --> 00:49:11,296
I'm afraid to see him lying there.
878
00:49:12,415 --> 00:49:15,897
I think once you see him,
you won't be scared.
879
00:49:16,015 --> 00:49:19,815
He's still our RJ.
He's just not in that body anymore.
880
00:49:20,895 --> 00:49:24,024
But it's like, once the funeral is over...
881
00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,177
he's really gone, you know.
882
00:49:27,655 --> 00:49:29,259
Yeah.
883
00:49:31,055 --> 00:49:33,945
I raised that boy.
884
00:49:34,015 --> 00:49:39,465
Watched that smile
go from snaggletooth to lady killer.
885
00:49:39,535 --> 00:49:43,142
I swear he could charm
the fish out of water.
886
00:49:43,215 --> 00:49:46,139
Man, how can they get away with this?
887
00:49:46,215 --> 00:49:48,263
Ain't nobody gonna do nothing?
888
00:49:50,495 --> 00:49:53,339
Cops claim he was armed.
889
00:49:53,415 --> 00:49:55,941
I don't know. Maybe he was. I-
890
00:49:56,055 --> 00:49:59,616
I told him to not carry a piece.
891
00:49:59,695 --> 00:50:03,063
A black man
walking around this city at night?
892
00:50:05,495 --> 00:50:09,022
We had plans to go to
the Statue of Liberty together.
893
00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:13,580
Neither of us ever been.
894
00:50:13,695 --> 00:50:17,905
We had reservations
to walk up into the head and everything.
895
00:50:19,415 --> 00:50:22,021
So stupid.
896
00:50:24,615 --> 00:50:26,743
I'll take you.
897
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:28,738
I got you now, Taystee Girl.
898
00:50:28,815 --> 00:50:30,977
You can't promise that.
899
00:50:33,575 --> 00:50:35,577
I protect my babies.
900
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:38,259
This one got away.
901
00:50:40,095 --> 00:50:41,904
But I swear to you...
902
00:50:42,015 --> 00:50:45,417
I will die before I see that happen again.
903
00:50:46,455 --> 00:50:49,265
I will keep you safe.
904
00:51:13,855 --> 00:51:16,381
Come on. Let's go.
905
00:51:16,455 --> 00:51:18,981
Come on. I got you.
906
00:51:25,135 --> 00:51:26,660
- Well?
- How'd it go in there?
907
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,818
- Victory.
- Yeah! That's my girl!
908
00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:33,058
Ay, good for you.
You must feel so much better.
909
00:51:33,135 --> 00:51:35,786
- I just feel free.
- It was the yogurt, right? A mother knows.
910
00:51:35,855 --> 00:51:40,224
The drink that I gave you has helped women
in my family dookie for 14 generations.
911
00:51:40,295 --> 00:51:42,218
I think it was a combination
of both things.
912
00:51:42,295 --> 00:51:45,219
Whatever it was,
it don't matter. I am so happy.
913
00:51:45,295 --> 00:51:46,899
- Oh.
- Ay, qué lindo.
914
00:51:48,495 --> 00:51:50,657
Hey, what's going on here?
915
00:51:50,735 --> 00:51:52,624
- Daya finally shit.
- A big one.
916
00:51:52,695 --> 00:51:54,504
- She feels so much better now.
- Oh.
917
00:51:54,575 --> 00:51:56,498
My God! I can't believe you guys!
918
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:58,703
I've never been so humiliated. Jesus!
919
00:52:01,895 --> 00:52:03,897
Well, go on. Go after her.
920
00:52:04,015 --> 00:52:06,017
Tell her it's gonna be okay.
921
00:52:07,295 --> 00:52:08,865
Okay.
922
00:52:12,655 --> 00:52:14,180
We embarrassed her.
923
00:52:14,255 --> 00:52:16,986
Whatever. It happens.
Mothers embarrass their kids.
924
00:52:18,015 --> 00:52:19,426
Yeah.
925
00:52:19,495 --> 00:52:23,022
Hey, where the fuck did you get the yogurt?
926
00:52:24,655 --> 00:52:27,499
So, Mr. Slovin, who gets the job?
927
00:52:30,135 --> 00:52:32,581
Miss Tasha Jefferson.
928
00:52:32,655 --> 00:52:34,145
Ooh! Whoo-hoo!
929
00:52:39,575 --> 00:52:42,704
That's right! In your face, skinny bean!
930
00:52:42,775 --> 00:52:45,255
Whatever. It don't even mean nothing.
931
00:52:45,335 --> 00:52:46,985
I don't even smoke.
932
00:52:47,055 --> 00:52:48,705
Taystee!
933
00:52:48,775 --> 00:52:51,699
Okay! And that concludes job fair.
934
00:52:51,775 --> 00:52:54,426
Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
935
00:52:58,015 --> 00:53:01,701
Hey, so, uh, how do I get a hold of
someone about that job?
936
00:53:01,775 --> 00:53:03,300
- Excuse me?
- A job.
937
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:06,299
I heard you get hooked up with one
if you win this thing.
938
00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,776
Winning is a victory in itself.
939
00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:12,462
But last year, Ocampo got set up
with some receptionist gig.
940
00:53:12,535 --> 00:53:14,742
That's simply untrue. This isn't a contest.
941
00:53:14,815 --> 00:53:17,136
You do your best because that's what
you're supposed to do.
942
00:53:17,255 --> 00:53:20,259
Why is it so hard
for you people to understand?
943
00:53:20,335 --> 00:53:22,815
You're like babies. “Where's my present?
944
00:53:22,895 --> 00:53:26,183
Pay attention to me.
Give me things. Fix the heat. Build a gym.”
945
00:53:26,255 --> 00:53:28,178
I'm not your goddamn mommy.
946
00:53:28,255 --> 00:53:29,745
Grow up!
947
00:53:35,415 --> 00:53:40,023
In acknowledgement of
your hard work and success...
948
00:53:40,095 --> 00:53:43,144
an award of $10 will be added to
your commissary fund.
949
00:53:43,215 --> 00:53:45,661
- Enjoy.
- Yeah. That's something.
950
00:53:45,735 --> 00:53:48,500
That is something. Thank you, Ms. Figueroa.
951
00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:58,821
Oh, shit.
952
00:55:08,415 --> 00:56:16,415
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