1 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,806 Chapman. 2 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,076 Chapman, let's go. Up, up, up. 3 00:01:16,168 --> 00:01:17,704 What? I'm up. 4 00:01:17,803 --> 00:01:20,682 - On your feet. - I th- 5 00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:24,585 I thought that Foley was on duty today. 6 00:01:24,677 --> 00:01:26,657 Is it breakfast already? 7 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:31,024 No, but if you're hungry, you can lick yesterdays off the wall. Nasty. 8 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:33,723 No, this- 9 00:01:33,819 --> 00:01:37,198 This- This is art. 10 00:01:37,256 --> 00:01:40,430 This is a yellow warbler drinking out of a daffodil. 11 00:01:40,526 --> 00:01:44,338 She just cannot get enough. 12 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,740 I'm calling it “Thirsty Bird.” It's almost done. 13 00:01:46,832 --> 00:01:49,073 Smells like old Easter in here. 14 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,704 I hate cooked yolks. 15 00:01:50,769 --> 00:01:53,181 - Well, you won't be finishing. - Why? What's happening? 16 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:57,346 Or annoying the living crap out of me. Stand up on your goddamn feet, inmate. 17 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,856 - Do you need to pee? - I need to know what's going on. 18 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,757 If there was a hearing, I was entitled to be there. Are you taking- 19 00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,227 - Am I going to max? - Remember, I asked. 20 00:02:07,453 --> 00:02:09,592 That warbler looks like the yellow Angry Bird. 21 00:02:12,258 --> 00:02:15,967 Please. Is this about Pennsatucky? 22 00:02:16,061 --> 00:02:18,405 Please. 23 00:02:18,464 --> 00:02:21,035 What happened to her? 24 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,570 - Where are we going? - Into this van. 25 00:02:24,637 --> 00:02:28,107 - Am I going back to camp? - Ask me more questions. Go ahead. 26 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:34,715 Ripped By mstoll 27 00:02:34,913 --> 00:02:37,484 Shit. You couldn't warm this bitch up first? 28 00:02:37,583 --> 00:02:39,221 Not a lot of warning on this one. 29 00:02:39,285 --> 00:02:41,162 Please tell me where we're going. 30 00:02:41,253 --> 00:02:42,994 Are we going back to camp? 31 00:02:44,089 --> 00:02:45,727 Just a yes or a no. 32 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,327 - Hey. - A head nod. 33 00:02:47,426 --> 00:02:49,929 What's up with the Mila Kunis chick from New Year's? 34 00:02:50,062 --> 00:02:54,135 Total psycho. She texted me yesterday, “How 'bout we meet before 10:00 PM sometime.” 35 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:56,645 With a period, not a question mark. 36 00:02:56,735 --> 00:02:58,806 The fuck? Ordering me around. 37 00:02:58,904 --> 00:03:01,748 And she's got that Kunis face, but she does not have that Kunis ass... 38 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:05,345 and you gotta have that Kunis ass if you're gonna be tellin', not asking. 39 00:03:05,444 --> 00:03:08,516 Got to have that ass. Can't abide by demanding flat-ass poochies. 40 00:03:08,614 --> 00:03:10,150 - Mm-mmm. - “Poochies”? 41 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:14,425 Can't say “bitches” no more. It's degrading. 42 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:16,523 Van nine, you're cleared to go. 43 00:03:24,863 --> 00:03:28,140 On the gate. Open at the gate. 44 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,506 Processing out. 45 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:36,609 Processing out? Processing out of the SHU? 46 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,451 - I'm diggin' the fresh shave. - No? 47 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:41,286 No. Then what am I processing out of? 48 00:03:42,548 --> 00:03:44,050 Come around back. 49 00:03:44,149 --> 00:03:46,390 What am I processing out of? 50 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:48,988 Good luck with it, Chapman. 51 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:57,205 Is that for me? 52 00:03:57,296 --> 00:03:59,139 Hey, these things- 53 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,371 These are really tight. 54 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:03,674 - Yep. - I still have basic human rights. 55 00:04:03,736 --> 00:04:06,342 You cannot put me on a mystery bus in the middle of the night... 56 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:08,885 and not tell me where I'm going. 57 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,715 I demand to know where I am being taken. 58 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:12,311 Can't abide demanding poochies. 59 00:04:12,378 --> 00:04:14,654 Get your flat-ass on the bus. 60 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,885 Take a seat. 61 00:04:15,981 --> 00:04:18,518 Have eyes on that inmate transport? 62 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:37,342 Inmate! 63 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:39,745 Cool it. 64 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,442 He's looking. 65 00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,611 - So? - So we'll get in trouble. 66 00:04:43,709 --> 00:04:45,620 No one's getting in trouble, Piper. 67 00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:47,850 Last year Marcy Klein broke her ankle. 68 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,756 She had to get pins in it or something. 69 00:04:49,848 --> 00:04:52,624 Yeah, 'cause she tried to do a herkie on her way out. 70 00:04:52,718 --> 00:04:55,255 Come on. We're all going to Ryan's after. 71 00:04:55,354 --> 00:04:57,027 We're getting close. You guys ready? 72 00:04:58,624 --> 00:05:00,968 Ew. He wears cologne. It's gross. 73 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:04,936 If my dad finds out, I'm totally getting grounded. 74 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:09,274 And if your dad doesn't find out, maybe we'll be invited to Ryan's New Year's Eve party. 75 00:05:09,368 --> 00:05:14,249 go into next semester being the same lame losers we are now. 76 00:05:14,306 --> 00:05:18,083 I don't have to jump off a bus to prove I'm fun. I'm fun. 77 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:22,421 I know that. Just... no one else really does. 78 00:05:22,481 --> 00:05:23,983 Come on. 79 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:28,227 Here we go. Have a rad Christmas, Ralph. 80 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:29,265 Go. 81 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,603 - That was so great. - Cool. 82 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,271 Yeah. 83 00:05:43,335 --> 00:05:48,182 Hey. I understand Nicole and Bojing, but why didn't you jump? 84 00:05:48,273 --> 00:05:51,686 I slowed to five miles an hour. It's tradition. 85 00:05:51,777 --> 00:05:54,951 - Unnecessary risk. - You're one of those. 86 00:05:55,013 --> 00:05:58,358 My dad says I should have strength of character, not be a lemming. 87 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:02,795 Hey, daddy's girl, get the door for me, will ya? 88 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,690 Hey. 89 00:06:33,785 --> 00:06:37,892 - Do you know where we're going? - Hoping for Mississippi. 90 00:06:37,990 --> 00:06:40,698 What? 91 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:43,739 How can they not tell us where we're going? This is so fucked. 92 00:06:43,829 --> 00:06:45,069 Hush it. 93 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:50,579 Oh, I should have peed. 94 00:06:52,804 --> 00:06:54,750 Excuse me. 95 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,480 Is there any way that we can stop for a bathroom? 96 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,413 Are we getting off? 97 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:27,950 Why do you keep thinking I know what the bus schedule is? 98 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,077 I don't know shit. Same as you. 99 00:07:30,175 --> 00:07:32,086 All the way to the back. 100 00:07:32,177 --> 00:07:34,088 It's just that I gotta pee so badly. 101 00:07:34,179 --> 00:07:36,921 They-They have to let us pee, right? 102 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:41,262 You think I should ask again? Should I ask- 103 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:44,232 They ain't gonna let you pee. No one told you to wear a pee pad? 104 00:07:44,289 --> 00:07:46,769 - A what? - A pee pad. 105 00:07:46,858 --> 00:07:50,772 Two maxis stacked so they like a maxi-maxi. 106 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:52,864 Then you just let out a little at a time. 107 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:57,937 Now some people do two down and then one across the front... 108 00:07:58,036 --> 00:07:59,947 one across the back, like a diaper. 109 00:08:00,038 --> 00:08:02,314 But me, I just do a double stack. 110 00:08:02,407 --> 00:08:05,411 Nobody told me. I've been in Seg for the last month. 111 00:08:05,477 --> 00:08:08,651 I'm doin' it right now. 112 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:20,469 Line 'em up. 113 00:08:23,428 --> 00:08:26,102 Here we go, ladies. Exit to the front. 114 00:08:26,164 --> 00:08:27,643 An airplane? 115 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:30,236 - We're getting on a fuckin' airplane? - Let's go. 116 00:08:34,606 --> 00:08:36,108 Stick out your tongue. 117 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,788 All right. Next. 118 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,593 Stick out your tongue. 119 00:08:49,421 --> 00:08:51,799 Up. Up! 120 00:08:51,857 --> 00:08:53,962 I got a tight lingual frenulum. 121 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:58,975 I really don't need to know about that. Stick it up or I'll rip it out. Come on. 122 00:08:59,031 --> 00:09:00,874 Huh. Oh, Christ. 123 00:09:00,966 --> 00:09:02,877 - That's not mine. - Nice. 124 00:09:02,968 --> 00:09:04,208 Fucker. 125 00:09:04,302 --> 00:09:05,804 - Let me go! - Come on. 126 00:09:05,871 --> 00:09:10,115 Get her covered. Write up assault and occupational exposure, please. 127 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,882 Next. 128 00:09:14,212 --> 00:09:17,284 - You're not a spitter, are ya? - No, sir. 129 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:24,794 - Not hiding anything? - Just a very, very full bladder. 130 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,130 Stick out your tongue. 131 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:28,069 Up. 132 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,800 All right. Remind me on the plane. I'll get you to a bathroom. 133 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,569 - Thank you. - Thank you for not peeing your pants. 134 00:09:32,664 --> 00:09:35,372 - Hey, can you tell me where we're going? - Nope. Next. 135 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:38,038 Let's go. Today. 136 00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:45,549 Just sit tight. I'll be with you in a minute. 137 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:47,146 Here. 138 00:09:49,147 --> 00:09:51,252 What was that? 139 00:09:51,349 --> 00:09:53,192 It's normal. 140 00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:54,821 It's her first time on a airplane. 141 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,061 I can't talk. I gotta pee. 142 00:09:58,156 --> 00:10:00,659 Can't walk and chew gum at the same time? 143 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:01,898 Whatever. 144 00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:03,836 Can't have that. Give it up. 145 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,271 Sit. Stay. 146 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:11,109 Sir? 147 00:10:11,203 --> 00:10:12,773 Um, the restroom? 148 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:15,715 Ah, right. Uh, let me just get you a female marshal here. Sit tight. 149 00:10:15,774 --> 00:10:19,722 I-I've been sitting tight for about five hours. I'm all good with a male guard. 150 00:10:19,778 --> 00:10:21,382 I'm a marshal. Guards work at the beach. 151 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:24,427 Please don't mention anything that's near a body of water right now. 152 00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:27,759 - All right. Follow me. - Okay. Thank you. 153 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:33,194 Don't make me move you broads. 154 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:36,471 - Where's the, uh- - No door. 155 00:10:36,561 --> 00:10:38,802 Let's go. 156 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,741 Ah. 157 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,110 Everyone's on, sir. 158 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:54,315 Great. Tell the pilots we're running final security check. 159 00:10:56,148 --> 00:10:58,719 Can you, uh, kinda hurry it up a bit? 160 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,457 I'm going as fast as I can. 161 00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,623 Really? 'Cause it sounds a little light. 162 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,967 Better. 163 00:11:10,262 --> 00:11:12,674 In the movies there's always this thing about oxygen masks. 164 00:11:12,764 --> 00:11:15,973 They come out of the ceiling or something. Is someone gonna tell us about those? 165 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,513 - Oh, excuse me. - Hmm. Polite. 166 00:11:21,773 --> 00:11:23,275 Damn. Tight. 167 00:11:23,341 --> 00:11:25,184 You must've really pissed off whoever put these on. 168 00:11:25,277 --> 00:11:28,588 I was a demanding poochie. 169 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:32,151 Do you tell us where we're going, or do you guys hand out blindfolds when we land? 170 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,287 Ah. Frisky one? 171 00:11:34,352 --> 00:11:36,855 I like that. Seat belts. 172 00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,497 - All clear. - All clear. 173 00:11:39,591 --> 00:11:42,094 - All clear! - All clear! 174 00:11:47,132 --> 00:11:49,373 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's movin'. 175 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,174 We're movin'. 176 00:11:51,269 --> 00:11:54,443 This thing must weigh like a bazillion pounds. How's it gonna fly? 177 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,112 You know, I read once that you have a better chance of dying... 178 00:11:57,175 --> 00:12:00,315 from the food on an airplane than in an actual crash. 179 00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:02,153 Do they serve food on this flight? 180 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:04,626 Won't that make the plane heavier? 181 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:07,561 Close the shade... 182 00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:10,360 and pretend you're on the subway. 183 00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,630 My cousin died in a subway crash. 184 00:12:21,466 --> 00:12:22,911 What the fuck? Is she asleep? 185 00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:25,038 Boy, I hope so. 186 00:12:25,136 --> 00:12:27,343 - Do you think that I should get somebody? - No! No. 187 00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:29,009 Hell, no. 188 00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:33,056 It must be a stress thing. 189 00:12:33,144 --> 00:12:36,318 When I get agitated, I get this really weird eye twitch... 190 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,727 although it's not happening right now. 191 00:12:40,819 --> 00:12:45,359 I think I've moved beyond stress into something more deeply disturbing. 192 00:12:46,658 --> 00:12:48,569 I got Vaseline. 193 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,936 A friend of mine, she took this flight... 194 00:12:51,029 --> 00:12:55,705 and she said it was so long and so dry that her whole face almost cracked open. 195 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,269 - You want some? - No, thanks. 196 00:12:57,369 --> 00:13:00,009 - I got a whole glob if you want some later. - I don't want any. 197 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,608 I'll take some of that. It's dry as shit in here. 198 00:13:02,707 --> 00:13:06,678 - Come on. Help me out. - Here. 199 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,055 Even if I was willing to touch her ear glob... 200 00:13:09,114 --> 00:13:14,223 and even if I could reach across the aisle with these shackles on and no guard noticing... 201 00:13:14,286 --> 00:13:18,757 what makes you think that I could get up underneath that mask and touch your lips? 202 00:13:18,857 --> 00:13:21,963 Fuck you then, bitch. You ain't even willing to try? 203 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,937 Sorry. 204 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:25,975 Well, this one really thinks shit through, don't she? 205 00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:27,566 Shut your ugly face. 206 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:29,612 No one ever tell you crack kills? 207 00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:36,214 Makes me miss when this one was conscious. 208 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,611 - Lolly. - Piper. 209 00:13:39,711 --> 00:13:42,783 - Hey. - Please tell me you know where this plane is going. 210 00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,883 Nope. 211 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:48,454 But if it's got heat and a bed, it's better than where I been. 212 00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:53,134 You do something really bad? 213 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,068 Well, it wasn't good. 214 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:03,470 I did something kind of bad, and I was, um, doing my time for it. 215 00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,309 Mm-hmm. 216 00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:10,250 And then I did this, uh- I did this other thing. 217 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:16,114 I did this really, really bad thing... 218 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:21,187 and I think maybe I'm going away for it, for a long time. 219 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:29,499 Well, did you- 220 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,096 did you kill somebody? 221 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:33,642 I don't know. 222 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,541 I don't know. 223 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:38,341 I mean, this girl- 224 00:14:38,436 --> 00:14:44,148 This girl, she was coming after me, and she was not gonna stop, and- 225 00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,850 She is- 226 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,882 Or was- 227 00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:55,696 She was... relentless. 228 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:58,461 I mean, just crazy. 229 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,696 So... 230 00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,671 so crazy. 231 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:08,001 And I completely lost it. 232 00:15:08,066 --> 00:15:10,808 I just, uh- 233 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,576 I just went there. 234 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,843 And I think- 235 00:15:14,906 --> 00:15:17,512 I didn't really know... 236 00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:21,182 that there was there there, but, um- 237 00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:27,058 I don't know if it just grew there recently or if it's always been there... 238 00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:32,226 but that really- that dark place, that place... 239 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:36,499 that let me just keep on hitting her... 240 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:39,337 and hitting her... 241 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:43,743 and-and, uh, hitting her. 242 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,516 I couldn't stop. 243 00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:54,084 I couldn't stop. 244 00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:07,636 That's- 245 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:10,262 That's some shit, man. 246 00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:12,363 Hello, passengers. 247 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,900 We want to thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice in your air travel. 248 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,538 Kidding. You have no choice at all 'cause you're prisoners. 249 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:23,449 Our prisoners. Anyhoo, please note the exit rows located in the middle of the plane. 250 00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:27,455 In the case of a water landing, we strongly suggest you do not try and swim to freedom. 251 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:30,219 Remember, it's winter, and hypothermia hurts. 252 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,784 Your seat cushion may be used as a floatation device. 253 00:16:32,884 --> 00:16:35,490 Please make sure your seat belts are securely fastened. 254 00:16:35,587 --> 00:16:39,467 If the oxygen masks come down, just push them back into the panel above your seat. 255 00:16:39,557 --> 00:16:41,298 We're having some issues with those. 256 00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:44,339 Sit back, relax and enjoy our in-flight entertainment... 257 00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:47,433 which is staring off into space. 258 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:54,180 Piper, will you please take off those stupid glasses? 259 00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:55,774 Fine, but stop saying my name. 260 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,513 I'm Zoe. Call me Zoe. 261 00:16:57,609 --> 00:17:00,021 Okay, Zoe. Here he comes. 262 00:17:00,111 --> 00:17:02,751 Here you go. Two tickets to Dazed and Confused. 263 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,919 - Have fun. - Thanks. 264 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:08,795 What if it's rated “R" because something really inappropriate happens... 265 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,332 something that scars us for life? 266 00:17:10,421 --> 00:17:12,799 Will you stop? We've got the tickets. 267 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:16,862 It's all cool. Why not try to enjoy it? 268 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:19,202 Oh, my God, my father. 269 00:17:19,297 --> 00:17:21,106 Yeah, right. Quit being such a spaz. 270 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,146 No, seriously. Look across the street. 271 00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:25,147 That's my dad. 272 00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,376 - Oh, shit. - See? 273 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,210 On, shit. 274 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:31,616 Who is that? 275 00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:42,530 Maybe the movie will take your mind off it. 276 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:46,625 I gave the guy 10 extra bucks to buy the tickets for us. 277 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:58,341 Fucking shit! 278 00:17:59,470 --> 00:18:01,746 - Are we there? - Oh, geez. I'm sorry. 279 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:03,876 We're somewhere. 280 00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,319 How long was I asleep for? 281 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,551 I don't know. I left my watch back with my freedom. 282 00:18:09,647 --> 00:18:12,218 All right, listen up. New inmates will be joining us. 283 00:18:12,317 --> 00:18:14,160 Remember, there is no touching. 284 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,928 Keep your hands and your feet and your legs and your hair and your face... 285 00:18:18,022 --> 00:18:20,229 and all your other body parts to yourself. 286 00:18:20,325 --> 00:18:22,430 If you cannot abide by this request... 287 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:25,872 we'll arrange for a nice little spot for you in Seg upon your arrival. 288 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:29,377 If you want to stay out of trouble, just avoid eye contact. 289 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,013 Settle down, people. 290 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:39,021 Oh, baby, I think you overshot first class. 291 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,381 - Jay? - No way! Spongie? 292 00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,359 Shit, girl, you got picked up? 293 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,918 Yeah. Fuckin' Robbie. 294 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:48,520 - Where he at? - Not here. 295 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:52,534 Gentlemen, sit your asses in your assigned seats. 296 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,194 I got a seat for you, mommy. 297 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,904 Got it all warmed up for you. 298 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,210 You a bad girl, huh? 299 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,869 You think that Suburbs over there... 300 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,279 can pop her puss like a sister? 301 00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:08,578 Black men get all snow-blind. 302 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,645 Don't know how good they got it with a cinnamon queen that knows how to handle her business. 303 00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:14,724 I got plenty for you too, boo. 304 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,554 Mm-hmm. 305 00:19:17,548 --> 00:19:19,152 Ain't that right, First Class? 306 00:19:20,585 --> 00:19:22,826 You can share. 307 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,422 I can make you share. 308 00:19:27,325 --> 00:19:29,498 Eyes front. Eyes front! 309 00:19:36,734 --> 00:19:39,305 Hold up. Hold up. Let me help you. 310 00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:40,747 Here. 311 00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:45,811 Mmm. Thank you. I'm starving. 312 00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:48,652 It's gonna be so weird gettin' fed every day. 313 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,420 I'm probably gonna get fat. 314 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:55,494 Hey, I see mountains! I think we're in the Midwest. 315 00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,430 Ain't no mountains in the Midwest, dumbass. 316 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:00,696 There's plains and corn... 317 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:03,602 and a shit-ton of white people who don't vote in their best interests. 318 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,335 Oh, excuse me, Carmen Sandiego. 319 00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:09,105 Didn't realize we had a geography expert on board. 320 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,670 Hell, maybe we're going to Vegas, baby. 321 00:20:11,769 --> 00:20:15,512 Marshals, prepare for landing. 322 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,489 Chicago? 323 00:22:44,522 --> 00:22:48,937 Now everyone turn around and grab your ankles. 324 00:22:51,963 --> 00:22:55,775 I said turn around and grab your ankles! 325 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,813 If you're feeling shy... 326 00:22:57,869 --> 00:23:00,941 I can set you up with a private show-and-tell... 327 00:23:04,942 --> 00:23:06,615 in solitary. 328 00:23:11,282 --> 00:23:14,388 Let's get those moons rising, ladies. 329 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,400 Line up! 330 00:23:20,491 --> 00:23:22,835 Females walking. Secure the unit. 331 00:23:24,462 --> 00:23:25,964 No talking. 332 00:23:29,967 --> 00:23:31,810 Against the wall. 333 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:40,985 You, you, you, you. Let's go. 334 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:45,152 - 1278-1945. - That's me. 335 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,025 You're up here. 336 00:23:47,084 --> 00:23:49,997 Unit A. Cell 21. Bunk five. 337 00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,762 Will I be able to speak with my counselor soon? 338 00:23:52,857 --> 00:23:56,031 I haven't been told why I'm here or how long I'm staying. 339 00:23:56,093 --> 00:23:57,766 Have I been resentenced? 340 00:23:57,862 --> 00:24:02,538 All I know, Unit A, cell 21, bunk five. 341 00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:09,241 Hey! 342 00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:11,251 - Step off it? - Step off what? 343 00:24:11,342 --> 00:24:12,446 Oh, God! 344 00:24:12,543 --> 00:24:14,386 Yeah, you better be prayin' to God about now. 345 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:18,416 Him, baby Jesus, Buddha, whoever else might look out for dumbass bitches... 346 00:24:18,516 --> 00:24:21,554 don't look before they stomp. 347 00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:24,099 I told you to be overly cautious today. 348 00:24:24,188 --> 00:24:28,261 I said you've got to slow down in order to excel. 349 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,897 I told you to quit it with that cosmic voodoo shit. 350 00:24:31,963 --> 00:24:35,274 Yeah, he's dead. She killed Yoda. 351 00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:38,074 I'm so sorry. Was Yoda your pet or something? 352 00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:39,773 He was our prize, pendeja. 353 00:24:39,870 --> 00:24:42,976 I would be more than happy to replace your prize. 354 00:24:43,074 --> 00:24:45,213 Oh, you think it's so simple to replace Yoda? 355 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,313 You owe us a motherfucking master, bitch. 356 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:50,258 Okay. What was he master of? 357 00:24:51,882 --> 00:24:54,453 These nuts, uh, they train cockroaches... 358 00:24:54,552 --> 00:24:56,964 to run smokes back and forth to solitary. 359 00:24:57,054 --> 00:25:00,831 Most of them make it one way if they're lucky, but Yoda always came back. 360 00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:03,064 He's not comin' back this time. 361 00:25:04,061 --> 00:25:05,563 You guys are fuckin' with me. 362 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,974 Yoda brought in 200 stamps last week. 363 00:25:08,065 --> 00:25:12,070 - You owe us a new Yoda or 400 stamps a week. - You said two. 364 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,309 Well, now we sayin' four. By week's end. 365 00:25:14,405 --> 00:25:16,476 And so you know, Celi's way of collecting debt... 366 00:25:16,574 --> 00:25:19,077 has not been approved by the FCC. 367 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:23,023 It's gotta be at least two inches long, but no longer than four. 368 00:25:23,114 --> 00:25:26,687 - I'll do my best. - That's right, you will. 369 00:25:26,784 --> 00:25:28,855 Poor little Jedi never saw it comin'. 370 00:25:32,423 --> 00:25:34,164 Well, uh- 371 00:25:34,258 --> 00:25:36,169 We have two bunks available. 372 00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:40,504 Uh, one over Joyce, and five's over me. 373 00:25:40,598 --> 00:25:42,703 - Uh, what are you assigned to? - Five. 374 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,438 Thankfully. 375 00:25:45,936 --> 00:25:48,314 - Gemini? - How did you know? 376 00:25:48,372 --> 00:25:50,682 It's a thing. 377 00:25:50,775 --> 00:25:52,948 - What's your birthday? - June 7. 378 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:56,048 - What year? - 1981 . 379 00:25:56,147 --> 00:25:58,058 What time were you born? 380 00:26:01,519 --> 00:26:03,294 Um, I'm not sure. 381 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,356 Your mom never told you your birth story? 382 00:26:05,456 --> 00:26:10,201 I was born in a huge snowstorm in October, which is weird for Michigan. 383 00:26:10,294 --> 00:26:12,365 Muskegon. 384 00:26:12,463 --> 00:26:15,410 I was born at 4:00 in the morning... on the dot. 385 00:26:15,499 --> 00:26:17,740 Are there instructions for making the bed? 386 00:26:17,835 --> 00:26:20,145 Have you never made a bed before? 387 00:26:22,473 --> 00:26:25,215 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't- I don't watch a lot of TV. 388 00:26:25,309 --> 00:26:27,846 Are you famous or something or- 389 00:26:29,146 --> 00:26:30,750 - You're Lindsay Lohan. - No. 390 00:26:30,848 --> 00:26:33,158 I mean for inspection. I'm Chapman. 391 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,322 Oh. Mazall. 392 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,266 So we spend all day in here together? 393 00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:40,164 Uh, except meals... 394 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,363 and one hour a day rec time... 395 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:44,235 and one day a week in the yard. 396 00:26:44,328 --> 00:26:46,103 Otherwise, home, sweet home. 397 00:26:47,031 --> 00:26:48,533 Home, sweet home. 398 00:26:48,599 --> 00:26:51,341 That's dinner. 399 00:26:53,671 --> 00:26:56,618 Keep them blue eyes on the floor, chica. 400 00:26:56,707 --> 00:26:58,846 And don’t even bother with the fast ones. 401 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,015 It's the slowbees who train the best. 402 00:27:08,285 --> 00:27:10,595 Are they for real? 403 00:27:10,688 --> 00:27:13,294 They're pretty serious about their roaches. 404 00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:19,466 So leave a message after the beep. 405 00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:22,806 Hey, it's me. lt's Piper. 406 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:25,813 Your name Piper? 407 00:27:25,903 --> 00:27:27,814 - Yeah. - You know Snazz? 408 00:27:27,905 --> 00:27:29,543 No. 409 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:33,646 Snazzy told me a story once about a girl she used to dance with named Piper. 410 00:27:33,744 --> 00:27:36,588 Said she could blow out candles with her coochie. 411 00:27:36,647 --> 00:27:38,320 Sorry. Different Piper. 412 00:27:39,383 --> 00:27:40,987 All right. 413 00:27:43,888 --> 00:27:45,595 Larry, I fucked up. 414 00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:49,731 I really fucked everything up. 415 00:27:49,794 --> 00:27:52,331 And not in a fun-loving, “Oh, that's so Piper” way... 416 00:27:52,429 --> 00:27:56,809 wh-which I know is growing very old. 417 00:27:56,901 --> 00:27:59,643 But, um... 418 00:27:59,737 --> 00:28:01,683 this is serious. 419 00:28:01,772 --> 00:28:04,651 And I'm- 420 00:28:04,742 --> 00:28:07,313 I'm not sure it can be made right. 421 00:28:07,411 --> 00:28:09,254 And I'm sorry. 422 00:28:11,582 --> 00:28:15,496 I'm sorry to have to pull you back into my Tilt-A-Whirl of a life... 423 00:28:15,586 --> 00:28:18,328 but I need you to call your dad for me... 424 00:28:18,422 --> 00:28:22,837 and tell him that I'm in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Chicago. 425 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,803 Tell him I need his help. 426 00:28:27,264 --> 00:28:29,540 Please, he's gotta help get me out of here. 427 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:31,135 You guys will be “feeders? 428 00:28:31,202 --> 00:28:34,445 Push the cart in, distribute the trays, push the cart out. 429 00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:35,711 That's it. 430 00:28:35,806 --> 00:28:37,547 The “cleaners” will do the rest. 431 00:28:37,641 --> 00:28:39,484 All right, let's keep walking. 432 00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:07,080 Hey, white girl, how the search comin? 433 00:29:07,171 --> 00:29:09,811 There are no real contenders yet, but I remain hopeful. 434 00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,980 Let me- tell you somethin'. 435 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:17,048 Fuckin' feds locked me up here five months now waitin' for trial. 436 00:29:17,147 --> 00:29:18,854 I lost my job, my car. 437 00:29:18,916 --> 00:29:22,386 I'm scraping pennies together to keep my kids in the apartment. 438 00:29:22,486 --> 00:29:24,488 You know where them pennies come from? 439 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,535 Yodas. Gremlins. 440 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,433 Fred Savage the Thirds. 441 00:29:28,525 --> 00:29:31,563 Now Celi over here workin' hard to get Smokie up to speed... 442 00:29:31,662 --> 00:29:33,266 but it ain't goin' so well. 443 00:29:33,364 --> 00:29:36,345 So how about instead of you remaining “hopeful"... 444 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,609 you go sit in front of that door and start grabbin' what comes under it? 445 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:43,548 I'm just supposed to grab it with my hands? 446 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:46,281 - And then what? - Deliver. I mean it. 447 00:29:46,377 --> 00:29:49,688 Get on that floor, make like you one giant blonde crumb... 448 00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:52,250 and grab yourself a fine “carachacha” now. 449 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,254 Quiet down. 450 00:29:57,354 --> 00:29:59,231 Mm-hmm. That-a-girl. 451 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:02,797 Hey. 452 00:30:02,893 --> 00:30:04,600 Can you call your mom? 453 00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:06,572 I really need to know your time of birth. 454 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:10,806 It'll help me figure out how strong your powers of attraction are. 455 00:30:10,901 --> 00:30:15,816 That's mostly for sexual partners, not insects. 456 00:30:21,578 --> 00:30:23,080 A hand would be nice. 457 00:30:25,049 --> 00:30:27,086 Mom, I have to tell you something. 458 00:30:27,151 --> 00:30:30,132 What? Oh, good heavens. 459 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:33,258 The Neals finally decide to repaint, and they choose that color? 460 00:30:33,324 --> 00:30:34,894 I've got to call Barbara. 461 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,563 Wait. Mom? 462 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,004 What? 463 00:30:38,095 --> 00:30:41,167 I really want to talk to you about something I saw. 464 00:30:41,265 --> 00:30:44,644 Was it worse than the Neals' puke-green house? 465 00:30:44,735 --> 00:30:46,806 - Yes. - Well, that's saying something. 466 00:30:46,904 --> 00:30:48,406 What is it, dear? 467 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:51,077 Well, the other day... 468 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:53,781 Sara and I went to the movies at the Suffolk. 469 00:30:53,844 --> 00:30:55,949 Sara B. or Sara H.? 470 00:30:56,013 --> 00:30:57,686 - Sara H. - Mmm. 471 00:30:57,781 --> 00:30:59,590 Go on. 472 00:31:00,684 --> 00:31:02,186 I-I saw Daddy. 473 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,955 Okay. 474 00:31:05,089 --> 00:31:06,591 He was with someone. 475 00:31:08,959 --> 00:31:12,270 A lady someone. He kissed her. 476 00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:20,438 What movie did you and Sara H. see at the Suffolk? 477 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,347 Um, Dazed and Confused, but- 478 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:24,180 Piper Elizabeth Chapman. 479 00:31:24,274 --> 00:31:25,878 You're grounded. 480 00:31:25,976 --> 00:31:29,822 - What? - That is an R-rated movie, and you are not 17. 481 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,384 And I did not give you permission to see that movie. 482 00:31:33,484 --> 00:31:36,192 H-How do you even get tickets? 483 00:31:36,286 --> 00:31:39,665 You know, I don't want you hanging around with that Sarah H. 484 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:41,828 She is a bad influence. 485 00:31:43,660 --> 00:31:47,233 Please put away the groceries while I call Barbara. 486 00:31:47,331 --> 00:31:50,540 You know that color is actually making me feel nauseous. 487 00:31:50,634 --> 00:31:52,409 I feel queasy. 488 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,745 Grab a coat and a hat... 489 00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:01,880 if you dare. 490 00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:04,084 You're feeling lucky. 491 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:12,256 You lookin' for a pet there? 492 00:32:12,356 --> 00:32:13,733 Uh- 493 00:32:13,824 --> 00:32:16,395 No, it- Uh, it's a long story. 494 00:32:18,328 --> 00:32:20,365 Come keep warm with us. 495 00:32:20,431 --> 00:32:23,173 We rotate every five minutes like penguins. 496 00:32:25,335 --> 00:32:27,178 Got someplace else to be? 497 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,176 No. 498 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,913 Tina, Birdie, Elaine Toromocho... 499 00:32:36,013 --> 00:32:38,220 - Chapman. - Hello. 500 00:32:40,617 --> 00:32:43,427 Have a turn in the middle. 501 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,763 Fuckin' penguin daddies are fuckin' men. 502 00:32:46,857 --> 00:32:49,565 Imagine our baby daddies stayin' in one spot. 503 00:32:50,694 --> 00:32:53,868 No food, taking care of the kids for months... 504 00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:55,638 all alone in the freezing cold. 505 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:56,938 No way. 506 00:32:57,034 --> 00:32:58,536 But you know... 507 00:32:58,602 --> 00:33:03,051 emperor penguins are set up for that, physiologically speaking. 508 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:06,714 They have short feathers and an under-layer of woolly down. 509 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:09,087 I did a report on penguins once. 510 00:33:09,146 --> 00:33:11,717 Uh-huh. 511 00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:14,719 But, yeah, fuckin' men. 512 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:16,594 Piper! 513 00:33:16,653 --> 00:33:18,496 - How you holding up? - Uh. 514 00:33:18,589 --> 00:33:21,798 Your voice annoys me. Keep walkin'. 515 00:33:21,892 --> 00:33:24,395 - Fuck you. I'm saying hi to my friend. - She's your friend? 516 00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:27,999 - We met on the, uh- - No, I asked you a yes-or-no question. 517 00:33:28,098 --> 00:33:30,772 Hey, I wouldn't start shit with her if I was you. 518 00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:34,111 She's here 'cause she killed another inmate with her bare hands. 519 00:33:34,905 --> 00:33:35,849 Huh? 520 00:33:35,939 --> 00:33:37,009 You did! 521 00:33:37,107 --> 00:33:39,587 So you've been down before, princess? 522 00:33:40,744 --> 00:33:42,189 Litchfield. 523 00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:43,849 Knuckled her? 524 00:33:45,682 --> 00:33:48,424 Did you get to feel the bones crack? 525 00:33:49,786 --> 00:33:52,289 Yes, actually. 526 00:33:52,356 --> 00:33:53,835 So, Piper, what unit you in? 527 00:33:53,924 --> 00:33:55,767 Christ. 528 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,534 You have to take that molest-me-daddy voice... 529 00:33:58,629 --> 00:34:01,701 and go someplace else right now. 530 00:34:01,798 --> 00:34:03,778 Fuck you, menopause. 531 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:06,838 Fuck you, GI Jane Joe. 532 00:34:06,937 --> 00:34:09,383 - Oh, that's what we're gonna do now? - Oh. We are gonna play. 533 00:34:09,473 --> 00:34:12,454 Fuck off. You piece of shit! You want to get in at me? 534 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:16,487 Get you down, you bitch! 535 00:34:16,547 --> 00:34:18,959 - Fuck you! - Ah! Ow! 536 00:34:19,016 --> 00:34:20,017 Piper! 537 00:34:20,117 --> 00:34:21,494 Against the wall! Let's go! 538 00:34:21,552 --> 00:34:23,395 Piper, help! 539 00:34:23,487 --> 00:34:26,400 Everybody line up! Outdoor time is over. 540 00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:29,794 Let's go back to your cell. 541 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,362 - Get up against the wall. - Alex? 542 00:34:31,461 --> 00:34:33,304 - Everyone move! - Alex! 543 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:35,172 Against the wall now! 544 00:34:35,232 --> 00:34:38,179 Turn around. Come on. Show's over. 545 00:34:38,235 --> 00:34:40,181 Alex! 546 00:34:41,471 --> 00:34:44,247 Move up against the wall. Don't you mess around here. 547 00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,050 You have a Mercury trine Mars... 548 00:34:49,146 --> 00:34:52,252 which is a really compelling dynamic. 549 00:34:56,486 --> 00:34:59,763 I wanna work your chart and get back to you, okay? 550 00:34:59,856 --> 00:35:01,563 Hey. 551 00:35:01,658 --> 00:35:04,764 Roaches are usually found on the ground. 552 00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:07,705 I saw someone I know in the yard. I need to find her. 553 00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:10,404 Uh, she might be in another unit. 554 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:13,947 We- We go out with “B” and but we only eat with 555 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:18,213 But we won't be out in the yard for another week. Do we see the other units at any other times? 556 00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:22,052 We have the same rec time, but the gate pretty much keeps us separate. 557 00:35:22,112 --> 00:35:24,854 Hey, did you get a chance to get your birth information? 558 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,895 'Cause Mercury's gonna be in retrograde soon... 559 00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:29,396 and you really don't want to get caught with your pants down. 560 00:35:29,453 --> 00:35:31,194 Can I have this? 561 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,861 Urn, that's- 562 00:35:36,293 --> 00:35:38,796 Hey. Hey. 563 00:35:38,895 --> 00:35:40,875 Hey, there, First Class. 564 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:44,810 I need a favor. 565 00:35:44,901 --> 00:35:48,280 They said the fatties would be the ones askin' for an extra tray. 566 00:35:48,372 --> 00:35:51,444 No. I need to get a note to somebody, and I'm not sure what unit she's in. 567 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:53,817 I thought maybe you could, um, pass this to her. 568 00:35:54,544 --> 00:35:56,046 What does she look like? 569 00:35:56,113 --> 00:36:00,493 5'9", long black hair, secretary glasses. 570 00:36:00,584 --> 00:36:02,086 Her name is Alex Vause. 571 00:36:03,387 --> 00:36:05,833 What are you willing to give? 572 00:36:07,724 --> 00:36:10,637 A kiss? 573 00:36:10,727 --> 00:36:14,470 - This is important. - I can feel that. 574 00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:16,601 Okay, with my hand. 575 00:36:18,435 --> 00:36:20,472 I'm a predator, bitch. 576 00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:22,311 No fun if you offer. 577 00:36:22,406 --> 00:36:26,252 There's nowhere for you to violently assault me in private here, so what do you want? 578 00:36:29,413 --> 00:36:31,120 Your panties. 579 00:36:32,249 --> 00:36:33,785 They haven't given us new ones yet. 580 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:35,693 I've been wearing these for four days. 581 00:36:36,753 --> 00:36:38,255 Even better. 582 00:36:40,924 --> 00:36:42,767 I'll be right back. 583 00:36:54,538 --> 00:36:56,449 Alex Vause. 584 00:37:00,944 --> 00:37:04,517 For a girl with a deadline, you sure got a lot of time for socializing with Gun. 585 00:37:04,614 --> 00:37:06,150 - This ain't a game. - Gun? 586 00:37:06,216 --> 00:37:09,220 My girl know him from the outside. He kill people for money. 587 00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,493 - He's a hit man? - Mm-hmm. 588 00:37:12,556 --> 00:37:14,229 Oh, I thought he was a rapist. 589 00:37:14,324 --> 00:37:15,894 I'm so relieved. 590 00:37:15,992 --> 00:37:17,528 You fuckin' weird. 591 00:37:21,631 --> 00:37:23,133 Shh! 592 00:37:24,468 --> 00:37:26,675 I need you to tell me what time you were born. 593 00:37:26,737 --> 00:37:28,512 - I don't know. - Tell me! 594 00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:32,676 11:42. 595 00:37:32,743 --> 00:37:34,586 - AM or PM? - AM. 596 00:37:34,678 --> 00:37:37,318 - Where? - Connecticut. 597 00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:41,921 Thank you. 598 00:37:45,989 --> 00:37:47,662 You know, it's surprising you're in prison. 599 00:37:48,525 --> 00:37:49,731 Oh, yeah? 600 00:37:49,826 --> 00:37:51,897 Typically, people in prison... 601 00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:54,908 have been led astray by a powerful force. 602 00:37:54,998 --> 00:37:56,500 That's not in your chart. 603 00:37:57,434 --> 00:37:59,675 Bears and water, but not prison. 604 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:02,683 - You sure you gave me all the right information? - Positive. 605 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:05,185 All right. Well, I gotta reexamine this then... 606 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:08,280 because there's definitely some shit in your first and 12th houses. 607 00:38:08,378 --> 00:38:10,688 Something askew in your formative years? 608 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,694 Were you led astray by a powerful force? 609 00:38:15,252 --> 00:38:17,630 I bit my girlfriend's tongue off and swallowed it. 610 00:38:17,721 --> 00:38:19,860 Well, that was the beginning of the fall. 611 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:23,530 Pretty straightforward manic-rage stuff. 612 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,470 Makes sense. Aries rising. 613 00:38:25,562 --> 00:38:28,543 - - Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude. I gotta go. 614 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,804 I'm likin' that hustle! 615 00:38:37,541 --> 00:38:40,112 Alex. Alex. 616 00:38:40,210 --> 00:38:42,281 Alex, what are you doing here? Were you there? 617 00:38:42,379 --> 00:38:44,825 Did you see us? She's dead. 618 00:38:44,915 --> 00:38:46,758 - I killed her, didn't I? She's dead. - Whoa. Whoa. 619 00:38:46,817 --> 00:38:48,455 Killed who? What are you talking about? 620 00:38:48,552 --> 00:38:50,259 - Pennsatucky. - What? 621 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,300 Pennsatucky's not dead. 622 00:38:52,389 --> 00:38:53,834 You fucked her up pretty good... 623 00:38:53,924 --> 00:38:55,767 but that piece of shit is very much alive. 624 00:38:55,826 --> 00:38:59,103 - You know that for sure? - I work in the laundry. 625 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:01,665 Every day there's a fucking progress report on “Tucky.” 626 00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:05,269 Pipes, you are many things. Murderess is not one of them. 627 00:39:05,335 --> 00:39:07,781 Oh, my God. Je- I didn't kill her? 628 00:39:10,006 --> 00:39:11,917 - I didn't kill her. - No. Congratulations. 629 00:39:15,278 --> 00:39:18,282 So what are you doing here? What am I doing here? 630 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,690 For the trial, dumbass. 631 00:39:21,785 --> 00:39:23,696 Trial? What fucking trial? 632 00:39:23,787 --> 00:39:26,199 Kubra's. He's been extradited. 633 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:33,967 So that means that all of this is only temporary? 634 00:39:34,764 --> 00:39:36,266 Oh, my God. 635 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:42,214 Oh, my God, I'm so relieved. 636 00:39:42,305 --> 00:39:47,721 I mean, I knew-I knew I went a little crazy while I was in the SHU... 637 00:39:47,811 --> 00:39:51,384 but, man, coming in here and not knowing, but thinking- 638 00:39:51,481 --> 00:39:54,553 I was really on the brink. 639 00:39:54,651 --> 00:39:58,531 You hate me. In all of this shit, I forgot that you hate me. 640 00:39:58,622 --> 00:40:00,863 But you're talking to me. 641 00:40:00,957 --> 00:40:02,903 So does this mean you don't hate me anymore? 642 00:40:02,993 --> 00:40:05,132 It means that I'm not holding grudges today. 643 00:40:07,330 --> 00:40:08,832 I'm happy to see you. 644 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,144 No touching! 645 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:14,972 Ooh! Alex, get that! 646 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:16,517 - What? - Get that bug. 647 00:40:16,573 --> 00:40:18,678 Oh, it's a slow one, and it's a big one. 648 00:40:18,742 --> 00:40:20,688 Alex, it's a biggie-slow. 649 00:40:20,744 --> 00:40:22,485 Come on. It might be Yoda. 650 00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:25,891 Jesus Christ. The SHU really did do a number on you. 651 00:40:25,982 --> 00:40:28,394 Oh, right. I owe my bunkie, who takes four shits a day- 652 00:40:28,485 --> 00:40:30,055 yes, four, out in the open- 653 00:40:30,153 --> 00:40:33,327 I owe her a cigarette-toting roach or she's gonna sic tattoo-face on me. 654 00:40:35,091 --> 00:40:36,593 When is the trial? 655 00:40:37,994 --> 00:40:40,372 Now, I guess. They can call us at any minute. 656 00:40:41,498 --> 00:40:43,068 Listen. 657 00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:44,668 We cannot say that we knew Kubra. 658 00:40:45,835 --> 00:40:47,041 What? 659 00:40:47,103 --> 00:40:49,413 Revenge is part of his business model, okay? 660 00:40:49,506 --> 00:40:51,747 Sick, deep revenge. 661 00:40:51,841 --> 00:40:54,754 Disassociate. You never knew him. You never fuckin' met him. 662 00:40:54,844 --> 00:40:58,291 Wh- That means lying under oath. 663 00:40:58,381 --> 00:41:01,919 Jesus. It is so hard to keep up with what's black-and-white with you. 664 00:41:02,018 --> 00:41:04,294 Kubra is never going down for this. 665 00:41:04,387 --> 00:41:07,459 There is no justice, Piper. Don't you know that by now? 666 00:41:09,059 --> 00:41:11,869 So we will lie to protect ourselves. 667 00:41:12,963 --> 00:41:16,240 Or I will. And I hope you do too. 668 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,917 Did you know my dad cheats on my mom? 669 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,551 No. How do you know that? 670 00:41:26,409 --> 00:41:28,286 I saw him kiss another woman... 671 00:41:28,378 --> 00:41:29,982 and then they got in a car together. 672 00:41:31,715 --> 00:41:33,922 Yeah, he's pretty much a big hypocrite. 673 00:41:33,984 --> 00:41:36,726 - Oh, big word. - Just learned it. 674 00:41:37,988 --> 00:41:40,798 And then I told my mom, and she got mad at me. 675 00:41:40,890 --> 00:41:42,392 I got grounded. 676 00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:44,905 Oh, well, now. If you really think about it... 677 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:48,170 could you imagine your mom having any other reaction? 678 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:52,578 - No. Not really. - Mmm. 679 00:41:53,737 --> 00:41:55,307 Are you saying I should have shut up? 680 00:41:55,405 --> 00:41:56,941 He's a cheater. That's wrong! 681 00:41:57,007 --> 00:41:59,180 Sometimes it's not a matter of right and wrong. 682 00:41:59,275 --> 00:42:03,746 It's about making a choice that will cause the least amount of pain to others. 683 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,690 Keeping things to yourself... 684 00:42:05,782 --> 00:42:10,253 sitting on information and feelings and living with your secrets. 685 00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:15,625 - That sounds horrible. - Oh, it is, dear. 686 00:42:15,692 --> 00:42:17,171 - Um, Grandma? - Yes, Cal? 687 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,706 I was trying to launch Whiskers up into outer space... 688 00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:21,639 and now my room is kind of on fire. 689 00:42:25,201 --> 00:42:26,509 Mmm. 690 00:42:27,437 --> 00:42:28,438 Wow. 691 00:42:29,939 --> 00:42:32,943 Decent coffee runs a close second to what I miss most. 692 00:42:35,879 --> 00:42:37,153 Larry. 693 00:42:38,448 --> 00:42:39,950 Larry is what I miss most. 694 00:42:41,484 --> 00:42:43,191 Larry's a who, not a what. 695 00:42:43,286 --> 00:42:45,163 Look, Piper, I've come here as your lawyer... 696 00:42:45,221 --> 00:42:48,225 and I think it's best if we just stick to the case. 697 00:42:50,627 --> 00:42:52,971 How was Hanukkah? 698 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,669 Is Aunt Joanie still with the talker? 699 00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:00,413 Forty-five minutes I heard about diseased cows on dairy farms... 700 00:43:00,503 --> 00:43:02,847 the horrors of genetic engineering... 701 00:43:02,906 --> 00:43:05,045 and the overuse of antibiotics in cattle. 702 00:43:05,141 --> 00:43:07,678 Lesson being, he takes his coffee black. 703 00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:14,219 All right, Kubra Balik... 704 00:43:14,317 --> 00:43:18,493 the big jewel in your drug ring, was extradited from Europe to stand trial. 705 00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:20,762 Prosecution needs to nail down his timeline. 706 00:43:20,857 --> 00:43:23,167 They're looking for testimony that helps do that. 707 00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,763 Did you ever meet, uh, Kubra Balik? 708 00:43:26,996 --> 00:43:29,203 It was a confusing time. 709 00:43:30,867 --> 00:43:33,108 I-I-I'm sure, but my question is pretty straightforward. 710 00:43:33,203 --> 00:43:34,705 Did you ever meet Kubra Balik? 711 00:43:37,207 --> 00:43:38,914 Yeah. 712 00:43:39,008 --> 00:43:40,510 Yes. I knew him. 713 00:43:41,344 --> 00:43:42,789 In what capacity? 714 00:43:42,879 --> 00:43:45,223 Were you aware of his role in the ring? 715 00:43:45,281 --> 00:43:48,592 Did you hear him give orders? These are the questions the prosecution's... 716 00:43:48,685 --> 00:43:50,722 going to be drilling you on before you testify. 717 00:43:50,787 --> 00:43:53,563 Yes. But what about my safety if I testify? 718 00:43:53,623 --> 00:43:56,069 This guy is the real deal. 719 00:43:56,126 --> 00:43:57,764 And from what I've seen on The Sopranos... 720 00:43:57,861 --> 00:44:00,808 these types do not take too kindly to those that they consider traitors. 721 00:44:00,897 --> 00:44:04,970 They hire killers with underwear fetishes to take them out. 722 00:44:06,202 --> 00:44:07,943 They've been working on this case for five years. 723 00:44:08,037 --> 00:44:09,744 Spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. 724 00:44:09,806 --> 00:44:13,117 I'm sure you, for one, can attest to how little the feds like to spend money. 725 00:44:13,209 --> 00:44:14,153 Mmm. 726 00:44:14,244 --> 00:44:15,951 Mr. Balik is a very bad man... 727 00:44:16,045 --> 00:44:18,116 who's going away for a long, long time. 728 00:44:18,214 --> 00:44:20,421 Lying is not an option. 729 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:24,557 Do you always tell the truth? 730 00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:29,666 Sometimes when they ask if I want to donate a dollar for heart disease... 731 00:44:29,759 --> 00:44:33,434 I'll say I already gave, but mostly, yes, I tell the truth. 732 00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:34,907 Hmm. 733 00:44:36,399 --> 00:44:41,007 Telling the truth wasn't much of a priority in my family. 734 00:44:41,104 --> 00:44:44,950 You know, as long as everybody smiled pretty for the Christmas picture... 735 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,751 lie it up. 736 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:53,085 I wouldn't carry on your family tradition here. 737 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:56,460 This is about crime and punishment and justice. 738 00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:58,021 You need to tell the truth. 739 00:45:00,957 --> 00:45:03,494 Yes. 740 00:45:03,593 --> 00:45:05,129 Of course. 741 00:45:06,629 --> 00:45:08,131 Good. 742 00:45:08,198 --> 00:45:10,109 Let's go meet the prosecutors. 743 00:45:11,034 --> 00:45:12,775 Can I bring my coffee? 744 00:45:19,709 --> 00:45:22,349 One and three-quarters. 745 00:45:22,445 --> 00:45:24,049 - No good. - This is bullshit. 746 00:45:24,147 --> 00:45:27,287 I got grilled all day and all night... 747 00:45:27,350 --> 00:45:30,524 and still I brought back a bug for you. 748 00:45:30,620 --> 00:45:34,693 A prosecutor trapped that between a file and a coffee cup... 749 00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:37,465 and I carried it back in my bra. 750 00:45:39,896 --> 00:45:42,467 You guys are full of shit. 751 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:45,172 There's no roach business. 752 00:45:45,235 --> 00:45:47,044 I'm done. Fuck you. 753 00:45:47,136 --> 00:45:48,877 We heard what you done back at Litchfield. 754 00:45:48,972 --> 00:45:51,851 - Don't think that scares us any. - That's right. 755 00:45:51,908 --> 00:45:54,514 You, one. 756 00:45:54,577 --> 00:45:56,887 Me? 757 00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:58,482 - Thirteen. - Mmm. 758 00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:03,756 Chapman. You're going to court. 759 00:46:03,853 --> 00:46:05,855 Don't think this gets you off the hook. 760 00:46:05,922 --> 00:46:07,526 We'll be waitin'. 761 00:46:11,561 --> 00:46:13,199 I don't know if I can do it. 762 00:46:15,498 --> 00:46:19,071 - What? - My lawyer said Kubra's going away no matter what. 763 00:46:19,168 --> 00:46:21,842 Did you not hear everything I said? 764 00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:24,886 When you told me that nothing bad was gonna happen? 765 00:46:24,941 --> 00:46:27,353 How long have you been holding on to that one? 766 00:46:31,014 --> 00:46:33,756 We have got to go in united on this. 767 00:46:33,850 --> 00:46:37,093 It'll be a red flag if you say you knew him and I say I don't. 768 00:46:37,186 --> 00:46:38,631 They'll know that I'm lying. 769 00:46:38,721 --> 00:46:40,701 Maybe we should both just be honest. 770 00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:42,532 This is- 771 00:46:45,128 --> 00:46:47,608 This is not the time to take some moral high ground. 772 00:46:47,697 --> 00:46:51,474 You know, I only seem to be faced with these extreme moral choices... 773 00:46:51,567 --> 00:46:53,069 when I am with you. 774 00:46:53,136 --> 00:46:54,911 Exciting, right? 775 00:46:57,974 --> 00:47:00,250 Look, I wish I could do this all over again... 776 00:47:00,310 --> 00:47:02,381 but I can't, okay? 777 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,486 This is the only way I can keep you safe now. 778 00:47:06,582 --> 00:47:08,323 You have to do what I'm telling you. 779 00:47:09,986 --> 00:47:11,624 Or what? 780 00:47:11,721 --> 00:47:13,223 We're over? 781 00:47:13,289 --> 00:47:15,098 No. 782 00:47:15,158 --> 00:47:16,660 I want to be your prison wife. 783 00:47:17,727 --> 00:47:19,229 I'm glad you can make jokes. 784 00:47:21,564 --> 00:47:23,009 Alex... 785 00:47:23,099 --> 00:47:26,012 I need to do the right thing for a change. 786 00:47:27,070 --> 00:47:28,572 I have to. 787 00:47:30,273 --> 00:47:32,685 And truthfully, you- 788 00:47:33,977 --> 00:47:36,514 you can't keep me safe either way. 789 00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:44,130 Left hand, please. Raise your right. 790 00:47:44,187 --> 00:47:46,793 Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth... 791 00:47:46,856 --> 00:47:48,699 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 792 00:47:48,791 --> 00:47:50,293 I do. 793 00:47:51,627 --> 00:47:54,767 Thank you. All right, we can begin. 794 00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:57,107 Will you state your full name for the court, please? 795 00:47:57,934 --> 00:48:00,346 Piper Elizabeth Chapman. 796 00:48:00,436 --> 00:48:01,881 Thank you. 797 00:48:01,971 --> 00:48:05,851 Ms. Chapman, you are currently serving a 15-month sentence... 798 00:48:05,942 --> 00:48:09,856 in a federal penitentiary for crimes associated with Mr. Kubra Balik... 799 00:48:09,946 --> 00:48:11,391 is that correct? 800 00:48:11,481 --> 00:48:12,983 Yes, that's correct. 801 00:48:13,049 --> 00:48:15,655 And when were these crimes committed? 802 00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:18,631 Crime. It was just one crime. 803 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:20,668 In 2003. 804 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:24,796 Right. And can you explain to me how you came to be associated... 805 00:48:24,861 --> 00:48:26,863 with Mr. Balik's drug ring? 806 00:48:28,631 --> 00:48:31,805 My girlfriend at the time, Alex. 807 00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,973 Is that Ms. Alex Vause? 808 00:48:34,037 --> 00:48:35,380 Yes. 809 00:48:35,471 --> 00:48:37,644 Are you two still a couple? 810 00:48:39,075 --> 00:48:40,486 No. 811 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:45,492 But in 2003, how would you describe the relationship? 812 00:48:47,150 --> 00:48:48,823 We were together. 813 00:48:51,154 --> 00:48:55,000 She was the love of my life. 814 00:48:55,058 --> 00:48:57,231 And was it Ms. Vause... 815 00:48:57,326 --> 00:49:00,170 who introduced you to Mr. Balik? 816 00:49:02,365 --> 00:49:03,867 I don't recall. 817 00:49:04,934 --> 00:49:07,073 I see. 818 00:49:07,170 --> 00:49:09,616 Uh, someone else made the introduction? 819 00:49:10,540 --> 00:49:12,178 I don't recall. 820 00:49:15,011 --> 00:49:18,288 Are you saying you never met Mr. Balik? 821 00:49:19,849 --> 00:49:22,022 Not that I can recall. 822 00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:27,558 Ms. Chapman, your girlfriend... 823 00:49:27,623 --> 00:49:29,603 Ms. Vause... 824 00:49:29,692 --> 00:49:32,104 was one of Mr. Balik's most profitable traffickers. 825 00:49:32,195 --> 00:49:34,141 Were you aware of that? 826 00:49:35,465 --> 00:49:37,411 We didn't discuss her business much. 827 00:49:39,068 --> 00:49:41,070 But you must have been aware of her success. 828 00:49:41,137 --> 00:49:43,117 You- You traveled together... 829 00:49:43,206 --> 00:49:47,484 to Bali, Brussels, Paris, Turkey, Greece... 830 00:49:47,577 --> 00:49:50,285 all in the span of one year. 831 00:49:50,379 --> 00:49:51,915 We traveled a lot. 832 00:49:51,981 --> 00:49:53,927 And never in that time... 833 00:49:53,983 --> 00:49:57,726 did she introduce you to her boss, Kubra Balik? 834 00:50:00,890 --> 00:50:02,392 Not that I can recall. 835 00:50:07,430 --> 00:50:09,967 Ms. Chapman... 836 00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:15,641 you are aware of the consequences of lying under oath? 837 00:50:15,738 --> 00:50:17,240 Yes, of course. 838 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:19,752 And your responses remain the same? 839 00:50:20,776 --> 00:50:22,813 I was there for Alex. 840 00:50:24,247 --> 00:50:26,750 She was what I paid attention to. 841 00:50:27,984 --> 00:50:30,863 Who I paid attention to. 842 00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:33,858 Everything else was just... 843 00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:37,531 background. 844 00:50:42,532 --> 00:50:45,513 I'm sorry that I can't help you more. 845 00:50:45,601 --> 00:50:49,447 Prosecution has completed examination with this witness. 846 00:51:02,218 --> 00:51:06,633 Since I'm not a half-wit like my son... 847 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:09,135 I don't have to bother asking why you did that. 848 00:51:09,192 --> 00:51:13,140 I guess the possibility of added time... 849 00:51:13,196 --> 00:51:15,870 or resentencing on new charges... 850 00:51:15,965 --> 00:51:17,638 just isn't that big a deal for you. 851 00:51:19,068 --> 00:51:21,070 I'm sorry I disappointed you. 852 00:51:21,170 --> 00:51:23,343 Dis- Disappointed me? 853 00:51:23,406 --> 00:51:25,977 You broke the law! Again. 854 00:51:27,743 --> 00:51:31,657 I made a decision that I don't expect you to understand. 855 00:51:32,682 --> 00:51:34,184 Well, I'm done. 856 00:51:35,318 --> 00:51:36,763 You live on this slippery slope, kid... 857 00:51:36,852 --> 00:51:40,231 and for some reason, you can't seem to stop doing rain dances. 858 00:51:40,323 --> 00:51:41,996 Good luck, honey. 859 00:51:45,494 --> 00:51:47,872 You let me down. You were a letdown. 860 00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,739 It was 3:00 AM. 861 00:51:49,832 --> 00:51:53,405 I think that anything after 2:00, it's like, you're not bailing. 862 00:51:53,502 --> 00:51:55,004 You're just tired. 863 00:51:55,071 --> 00:51:56,675 - But you missed the live sex show. - Mmm. 864 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:59,583 - And the flamingos. - Oh, the flamingos! 865 00:51:59,675 --> 00:52:02,212 That's right! There were flamingos! 866 00:52:02,278 --> 00:52:04,224 Kubra had a front row seat to both. 867 00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,351 - Uh-huh. - So much pink. 868 00:52:08,017 --> 00:52:09,792 God. 869 00:52:09,885 --> 00:52:13,731 - Mmm. - Huh? 870 00:52:16,859 --> 00:52:19,271 I think it's time for me to go call my dad. 871 00:52:19,362 --> 00:52:21,239 On, tell Bill I said happy birthday. 872 00:52:21,297 --> 00:52:23,436 You don't exist, remember? 873 00:52:23,532 --> 00:52:26,240 That's right. I'm the invisible woman. 874 00:52:26,302 --> 00:52:28,873 Maybe I should switch careers and become a jewel thief. 875 00:52:30,873 --> 00:52:32,375 Steal me something good. 876 00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:41,221 Yes, all good. But what about you? How was your day? 877 00:52:41,284 --> 00:52:43,286 Oh, it was nice. Nothing crazy. 878 00:52:43,386 --> 00:52:46,595 Morn and I went out to dinner. How about you? You still in Barcelona? 879 00:52:47,890 --> 00:52:49,335 No, we're in Paris now. 880 00:52:49,425 --> 00:52:51,098 Oh, that's exciting, honey. 881 00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:53,731 But please tell me you’re not staying in youth hostels. 882 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,742 - I'm happy to wire you money. - Don't worry. 883 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:58,438 Polly has relatives here, and they're letting us stay with them. 884 00:52:58,501 --> 00:53:01,778 It's beautiful, and it's safe. 885 00:53:01,837 --> 00:53:03,680 It's on the right bank. 886 00:53:03,773 --> 00:53:05,684 Better than the wrong bank. 887 00:53:06,509 --> 00:53:07,988 Ha-ha, Dad. 888 00:53:08,077 --> 00:53:09,613 So you're loving it? 889 00:53:09,679 --> 00:53:11,352 You girls are getting along? 890 00:53:11,447 --> 00:53:13,324 Well, I mean, you know how Polly is. 891 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,363 Yesterday she had us scheduled from morning until midnight. 892 00:53:16,452 --> 00:53:18,932 You know if it's late, you need to take a taxi, right? 893 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:20,968 Yes. 894 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,333 And always walk on the well-lit side of the street... 895 00:53:23,426 --> 00:53:27,374 and hold on to my wallet, and don't jump out of the back of buses. 896 00:53:27,463 --> 00:53:30,808 You taught me everything, Dad. 897 00:53:30,866 --> 00:53:32,641 You're a good girl. 898 00:53:34,136 --> 00:53:36,207 Thanks, Dad. 899 00:53:36,305 --> 00:53:39,013 I gotta go. 900 00:53:39,108 --> 00:53:40,678 Happy birthday, Daddy. 901 00:53:40,776 --> 00:53:42,278 Thanks, baby. 902 00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:44,120 Thanks for calling. 903 00:53:53,622 --> 00:53:54,965 Alex! 904 00:53:56,659 --> 00:54:00,004 - Alex, I did what you said. - Listen, Piper. 905 00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:02,372 Everything just happened so fast. 906 00:54:02,465 --> 00:54:03,705 What's going on? 907 00:54:03,799 --> 00:54:05,904 I had to tell the truth. 908 00:54:07,970 --> 00:54:09,847 - My lawyer said- - Are you kidding? 909 00:54:09,905 --> 00:54:12,010 - Piper, you don't understand. - Are you- 910 00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:13,712 Are you fuckin' kidding me? Where are you going? 911 00:54:13,809 --> 00:54:15,880 - Are you getting out? - I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Piper! 912 00:54:15,978 --> 00:54:17,753 - I'll write you. I need to explain. - You're getting out! 913 00:54:17,847 --> 00:54:21,385 Wait. What? What the fuck did you do, Alex? 914 00:54:21,484 --> 00:54:23,725 What the fuck did you do? 915 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,491 Fuck you, Alex! Fuck you! 916 00:55:49,415 --> 00:55:57,415 Ripped By mstoll