1 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,753 Don't fucking touch it. 2 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,234 We'll take care of it from here. 3 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,677 This shit better be spotless when I get back. 4 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,999 Here you go. It's okay. 5 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,390 Wow. It's tight in here with three people, huh? 6 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,835 T ell me how it's also dark at night and cold in the snow. 7 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,309 Hey, hey, you're gonna need to clean that up. 8 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,391 That's all you gotta say to the mother of your child? 9 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,549 You have to be quiet, please. 10 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:32,200 I'm sorry. Are you okay? Can I do anything or... 11 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,432 So what do you want? Hurry it up. It fucking stinks in here. 12 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,272 I have a plan. It's a pretty good one, I think. 13 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:38,714 You see, I told you. 14 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,949 So there's this thing called furlough, 15 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,359 where they grant an inmate temporary leave... 16 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:42,759 I know what furlough is. 17 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,910 They don't actually give that shit to anyone. Ever. 18 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,712 It's rare, yes. But my uncle knows the warden. 19 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,994 I think we can make an appeal. 20 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,275 For the love of your poor, long-suffering grandma. 21 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,395 Mama Lourdes? 22 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,910 Ay, Mama Lourdes is so mean, she's gonna outlive all of us. 23 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,834 He's talking about a fake abuela, who's really sick. 24 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,956 Then fake abuela fake dies. 25 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,270 And you get to leave for the weekend to go to her fake funeral. 26 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,632 What's that have to do with the baby? 27 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,314 Ay, Dios mio, between the two of yous, 28 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,072 this child's gonna be 1 00%%% retard. I swear. 29 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,508 When you start to show and we can't hide it anymore, 30 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,196 we tell everyone that you got your pussy fucked while you were on furlough. 31 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,074 Peg-leg Pete here gets to keep his job and no one knows shit. Get it? 32 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,753 Yo, that shit is smart. 33 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:24,869 Thanks. 34 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,319 But it ain't never gonna work. 35 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:29,391 Like you're the first person who ever tried this game. 36 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,751 Well, it's all we have, right? So, I'll submit it today. 37 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,514 Just do your best to hide the puking. 38 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,514 Hi. 39 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,872 Larry Bloom. I'm here for Urban Tales. 40 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,519 Great. You can have a seat. Maury's not quite ready for you. 41 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,717 Can I get you anything while you wait? Water? Coffee? 42 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,435 Sir? 43 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,118 Sorry... Yes. Water, please. Would be great. 44 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,953 Got to keep the vocal chords hydrated, you know? 45 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,195 Too eager? 46 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,554 -Just a little. -Okay. Thank you. 47 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,351 You here for Urban Tales?. 48 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,796 -I am, yeah. Ben Palmer. -Larry Bloom. 49 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,312 Does your boyfriend live far away? 50 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:48,228 My fiancée is in prison. She's a she. She's a girl. 51 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,595 The cardigan threw me. 52 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:54,195 So, prison? That's gotta be some rough stuff, huh? 53 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,079 Yeah. It's very difficult. 54 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:00,839 How about you? 55 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:04,316 My husband's a scientist down at McMurdo in Antarctica. 56 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,755 So, it's a different kind of prison. 57 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:11,231 Jeez. Yeah, that's like, as long distance as you can get. 58 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,198 Haven't seen him in almost two years. 59 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,076 -Where's your fiancée locked up? -She's upstate. 60 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,312 I get to see her, you know, pretty often. 61 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,915 Ready, guys? 62 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,951 It's gonna be a great show. 63 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,158 I'm sorry... Okay. Thanks. 64 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:36,749 Hey, heard your dude's gonna be on the radio tomorrow. 65 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,918 What? Where did you hear that? 66 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:45,795 Well, a little birdie who listens to N PR in her transport van told me. 67 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:48,189 -You didn't know? -No, I had no idea. 68 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,510 I have not been able to get in touch with him for a week. 69 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,875 Maybe he's cheating on me with Maury Kind. 70 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:57,037 Then you'd both be gay. So post-modern. 71 00:05:57,240 --> 00:06:00,915 You know, it's like the sole purpose of these things is to end up tangled. 72 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,474 Why has no one figured out a solution yet? 73 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,438 All right, Seinfeld. Calm down. You in a hurry to hang yourself with it? 74 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,629 Less than 24 hours and you're making a joke? 75 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,679 Someone is dead. 76 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:17,878 Jesus Christ. You having your red dot special? 77 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,952 Communists in your funhouse? Crimson tide? 78 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,313 Okay, perfect. 79 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:26,870 By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses. 80 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:28,838 You really just say menses? 81 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,955 That's gross. 82 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,275 -You're gross. -Great comeback. 83 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:35,511 Excuse me, inmate? What did you say to me? 84 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,798 Hey, Chapman. Pick your battles. 85 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,713 Didn't your vacation on the sunny island of SHU teach you anything? 86 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,275 Are they really not gonna have a memorial for her? 87 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,833 Are you kidding? 88 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,117 The administration cares about burying the story, not her. 89 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,793 Well, fuck that. 90 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:58,753 Everybody deserves a funeral. I'm gonna organize something for her. 91 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,115 You barely knew her. What are you doing? 92 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,953 I'm untangling. 93 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,478 Have you ever seriously considered suicide? 94 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,520 What are you? One of those hippy-dippy docs? 95 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,074 Like, if I told you I was dreaming about a pineapple 96 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,277 you would ask me if I wanna have sex with my mama? 97 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,472 Have you experienced any of the following during the last two weeks? Anxiety? 98 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,114 Of course I've experienced anxiety. 99 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,316 You think this is an easy job? 100 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,915 Having to heal the whole world with just these 1 0 fingers. 101 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,069 It's a lot of pressure. 102 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,235 Loss of appetite? 103 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,073 What does that have to do with anything? Doc? 104 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,629 You know, it's people like you that give America a bad name. 105 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:43,076 You all go squawking around talking about guns being dangerous, 106 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,755 when all you want to do is shove pills down people's throats. 107 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:50,150 When all they need is just a little bit of faith. 108 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:55,311 Ask me about my appetite. Why? Because I'm just naturally kind of skinny? 109 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,431 Miss Doggett, if you could please just answer the question. 110 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,476 I have answered the question. 111 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,757 I'm not crazy. I'm chosen. There's a difference. 112 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,960 Now, if you just let me out of this cage, we can both get back to our jobs. 113 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,193 Please? 114 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,953 You've stated that you believe God is speaking to you and allowing you... 115 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:18,798 I don't have to believe, Doc. I know. 116 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,632 Why don't you just go ask some of the other girls? 117 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,312 They're all gonna tell you. 118 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:28,396 I've been healing ailments left and right. Miracle. There's proof. 119 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,959 These hallucinations you've been having... 120 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:35,200 I'm not having fucking hallucinations! I don't belong in here! Come on! 121 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,669 -Miss Doggett... -I'm not a freaking animal, get me out! 122 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,159 Miss Doggett, when you calm down 123 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,310 I will get you on a sedative, take you to a nice room... 124 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:45,916 I don't need any sedatives! Jesus has my back! 125 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,389 Please! Doc! 126 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,520 Doc, come back! 127 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,234 An inmate is dead and a crippled delinquent was attacked. 128 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,676 What happened yesterday was an epic fuckup, people. 129 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,512 All of you better get on your knees tonight 130 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,751 and pray that none of those kids' families sue the shit out of the DOC, 131 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,149 because we're all out of a job if they do. 132 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,800 You think she's gonna get on her knees tonight? 133 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,229 Something funny, gentlemen? 134 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,309 Hi. I was just wondering, 135 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,958 is there gonna be an investigation into Miller's death? 136 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,713 Our manual says that the FBI is supposed to be informed anytime there's... 137 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,712 This was a clear-cut suicide case. There's nothing to investigate. 138 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,156 The body was cremated. May she rest in peace. 139 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:34,195 So, the warden has asked us to draft a memo to distribute to the inmates, 140 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:39,035 telling them that we care, the services that are available, etc. 141 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,394 You've got to be kidding me. 142 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:43,877 I'm sorry, but how is this a good use of our time, exactly? 143 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:44,949 Excuse me? 144 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:47,999 I don't know about the rest of you, but I've got real work to do. 145 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,752 Sit down. 146 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,632 Unless you want me to tell the warden that you refused to participate. 147 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,919 So, who wants to begin? 148 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,756 We should offer our condolences, right? 149 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:05,515 Insurance companies always tell you not to apologize when you're in an accident. 150 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,153 Admits fault. 151 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,916 Just say, "Being locked up sucks. 152 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,309 "But that's no reason to hang yourself, 153 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,039 "slit your wrists or chug 1 0 bottles of NyQuil." 154 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,512 Mendez out. 155 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,875 You think a dead prisoner is a joke, Mendez? 156 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,673 Something to make light of? 157 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,595 Let me be clear. 158 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,399 When these women are at Litchfield, they're in our care. 159 00:10:27,520 --> 00:10:30,159 And yesterday, we failed. 160 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:35,110 A girl died because of us. All of us. 161 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,350 So quit fucking around and show some goddamn humanity. 162 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,519 Heavy stuff, huh? 163 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,318 Yeah. It's so hard to believe. 164 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,991 What are you doing tonight? 165 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,355 Nothing. Probably gonna watch some SportsCenter, hit the hay. 166 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,353 You want to... Want to get a drink? 167 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,194 -You know I would, I have a thing... -Come on. 168 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,958 Don't be a pussy. One drink. 169 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,235 You can watch your gay sports show tomorrow. 170 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,036 Yeah. All right. Cool. 171 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:03,955 See you in the parking lot. 172 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,549 Hey. I wanna order some of that ginger gum. I got some commissary credit. 173 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,478 There's ginger ale at commissary. 174 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,273 No, I tried that shit. I got a really bad stomach thing. 175 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,675 What's my name? 176 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,637 -What? -I said, what's my name? 177 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,029 I don't know. 178 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:27,078 Exactly. All day long it's, "Get me this, get me that." 179 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:29,151 There are, what, 250 women in here? 180 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,232 Is it that hard to know my name? I bet you know Red's name. 181 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:33,639 We can't help you. 182 00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,949 What? 183 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,478 Look, I don't mean no problems. Gloria said I should ask in here. 184 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:48,872 No problem. Gina's a sensitive little squirrel when she's on the rag. 185 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,118 Your daughter's pregnant, yes? 186 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,236 What? No. 187 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,598 There's this stomach thing going around. 188 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,318 She hasn't eaten in weeks. 189 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,228 She's nauseous all the time but still has a glow on her skin. 190 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,119 It's none of your business. 191 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,352 You bring it into my kitchen, you make it my business. 192 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,475 Okay, Sherlock. Yes. You got it. 193 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,672 You're out of bounds, inmate! 194 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,751 Get the fuck out of here. 195 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:51,319 Hey, what's your sign? 196 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,156 Yo! My sign is get your ass up and help me with this shit. 197 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:58,559 You don't wanna know what the planets have in store for you, 198 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,471 that's your business. 199 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:02,795 Man, the planets have jail in store for me. 200 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,071 And some more of the same tomorrow, and the day after that. 201 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,872 -Yeah. -Aries. 202 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,399 All right. 203 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:15,510 "It might be an excellent time to take a trip or see a new part of the world. 204 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,989 "Expand your horizons, dear Aries." 205 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:23,669 Yo! Expand your horizons, boo. 206 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,749 Stupid. 207 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,799 This is for the birds. 208 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,952 Hate to break it to you, son, but we the birds. 209 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,833 If you want me to read yours, all you had to do was ask. 210 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,480 -What's your sign? -Taurus. 211 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:40,037 Yeah, you a stubborn bull, all right. Okay. 212 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,439 "The news that you've been waiting for might be delivered in a few days, 213 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,829 "and will likely be positive. 214 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,672 "Gather your loved ones around, 215 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,355 "in case you need extra support for the changes to come." 216 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,714 Yo, your appeal. 217 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,552 I don't think that's any of your business. 218 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,195 Excuse me. 219 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,119 So, what's up? You really believe in all that stuff? 220 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,397 Sure do. But this paper's eight months old. 221 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,835 What? 222 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,078 Okay. Here's some advice, 223 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,153 when a girl makes you cum the way that I do, 224 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,595 you should always act thrilled to see her. 225 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,795 Stop it. 226 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,435 Okay. You're not in the mood to banter, I withdraw my bant. 227 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,231 I asked some of the girls to come help me plan a memorial for Tricia, 228 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,675 nobody showed up. I don't get it. 229 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,638 I guess I'm the only one who cares if there is a funeral. 230 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,718 Okay. That's not the most self-involved thing I've heard you say, 231 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,717 but it's definitely up there. 232 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,429 Please. Alex, will you stop pretending like nothing happened? 233 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,478 Pipes, you can't force people to mourn the way you want them to 234 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,875 -just because it'll make you feel better. -That's not what I'm doing. 235 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,319 -Really? -No! 236 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,394 'Cause I think we both know that dealing with emotional chaos 237 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,835 is not one of your strong suits. 238 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,279 Which is why we're not having an affair, we're just being human. 239 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:14,148 And why you are planning a memorial for a girl that you barely knew. 240 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,793 We talked. I did know her. 241 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,349 Did you know her better than you knew my mom? 242 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,435 That's not fair. 243 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,514 None of it was fair. 244 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,959 Look, life gets messy sometimes. 245 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,750 You know, you gotta learn you can't always fix it. 246 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,960 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. It's off to work I go. 247 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,996 Don't mind me, ladies. Just gonna do a little buffering. 248 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,478 All in a day's work. 249 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:01,555 Vanilla and vanilla 250 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:07,516 Swirl, swirl 251 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,592 You know, I don't actually think it's a swirl if it's the same flavor. 252 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,352 You know, if you were still my wife, 253 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,353 I would tell you all the time how much I like your titties. 254 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,749 'Cause girls like that. 255 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:24,998 And that is a tip from me to you. 256 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,998 Alex, I miss you. 257 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:31,351 I don't have time to wander around flea markets and drink café au lait with you. 258 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,080 But I'm so cute. Look how cute I am. 259 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,278 Babe, I'm sorry. I'm so fucking stressed. 260 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,113 But you're always so fucking stressed. 261 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,190 I feel like a pathetic housewife. 262 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,756 Is this our life now? 263 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,711 Hey. Hey. 264 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:01,670 Let me take you out tonight, okay? Anywhere you want to go. 265 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,195 Okay? 266 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,229 Okay. 267 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,595 Hey, 268 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,114 would you be up for a trip to Istanbul this weekend? 269 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,832 Yes! Of course! 270 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,753 Babe, that's great. Thank you. 271 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,910 I think you should be able to get there and back in a day, 272 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,596 so you won't even have to stay overnight. I'm gonna call and set up your ticket for you. 273 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,153 Oh, my God. 274 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,435 I thought for a second you meant we would go together. 275 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,512 Like a vacation. Like normal people. 276 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,798 I need you to do this. 277 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,757 I wouldn't ask if I had any another option. 278 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:44,038 I specifically told you that I would never do that again. 279 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,517 Jesus, I am so stupid. 280 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,314 I really am. I'm just another drug mule to you. 281 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,635 You are such a naive asshole sometimes. 282 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,789 I'm an asshole? 283 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,633 I'm drowning right now and you won't even consider helping me. 284 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,837 I am done. I can't do this anymore. I can't be with you. 285 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:03,356 -Are you serious? Where are you gonna go? -I don't know where I'm gonna go. 286 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,476 I'm gonna go back to the States, where I'm not your errand girl. 287 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:07,869 I can't believe I didn't see this coming. How did I not see this... 288 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,757 You know what, I did see this coming. Years ago. 289 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,593 Rule number one. Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl. 290 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,076 Is that what you think this is about? That I like dick? 291 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:19,630 You know, I guess that is easier than facing the fact that you are a drug dealer. 292 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,356 And it is ruining everything good in your life. 293 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,710 Don't you dare push this on me. 294 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,715 You knew exactly what you were getting into. 295 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,036 I thought we were a team. 296 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,790 This shit is weird. Why aren't we playing dominoes? 297 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,350 And what's she doing here? 298 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,159 You gotta fuck Pornstache. 299 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:01,035 What the fuck? What are you even talking about? 300 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:08,191 If you want to keep your baby and Bennett, this is the only way. 301 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,709 Otherwise, you don't get both. 302 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,079 You just gotta get him to fuck you. 303 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:16,470 Then you go to Caputo, and tell him that Pornstache raped you, 304 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,278 you got the proof. 305 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,038 The proof is in the pudding, as they say. 306 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,829 You let soldier boy dream about his furlough. 307 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,876 It ain't gonna happen. 308 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,195 Girls in here miss their own mother's funeral. 309 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,316 And I think we all know your mother's doing just fine. 310 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,516 I don't care. 311 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,797 I won't cheat on John. I love him. 312 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,194 Of course, 313 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,754 which is exactly why this is your only option. 314 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:44,311 We've all known girls in your situation, and do you know what happens to them? 315 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,075 They get punished. Sent out to the SHU. 316 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,794 Transferred to maximum security. 317 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,189 And when it comes out that Bennett is the father, 318 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,637 he'll be arrested and convicted as a sex offender and he'll go to prison, too. 319 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,756 This is bigger than you. 320 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,237 Every decision you make now affects your family. 321 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:06,918 Welcome to motherhood. 322 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:15,914 Even if I say yes, and I'm not, how would I get him to do it? 323 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,037 You're good at getting guys to sleep with you, no? 324 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,239 No. Toss those. 325 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,359 Here, I'll take that. Used it on her corn rows. 326 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:35,115 You called her "corn hoes" when she and Mercy started dating. 327 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,118 Yes, well, that was before she was dead. 328 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,111 Besides, I told Mercy I'd keep a few things for her. 329 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,508 You talked to Mercy? 330 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,990 Yeah. I mean, somebody had to talk to her. 331 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,354 That was good of you, Boo. 332 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,429 Yeah. 333 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,438 Remember when Danita tried to do Trish's corn rows? 334 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,837 -Even Black Cindy couldn't fix that shit. -Yeah. 335 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,909 Poor kid. She walked around looking like Ursula from The Little Mermaid for weeks. 336 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,354 You eat. 337 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,709 Thank you. 338 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,275 Fucking Chang. Who would've thought it, huh? 339 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,668 Yeah. 340 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,592 Hey! Fresh out of the microwave. 341 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,275 -Gracias. -Always thought Tricia seemed nice. 342 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:24,638 I mean, I never talked to her much or nothing, but she had a good vibe. 343 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:25,909 Yeah. 344 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,036 Sucks she hung herself. 345 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,993 I'm really sorry for your loss. 346 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,957 Yeah. Gracias. 347 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,515 -Let me smell. -What do you think? 348 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,193 What's up? 349 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,874 Thought y'all could use some comfort food. 350 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,479 Oh, shit! 351 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,676 You know, I talked to her once in the food line. 352 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,239 Man, we both hated goulash day. 353 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,748 She pulled off them rows really nice, too. 354 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,831 Yeah. Well, for a white girl. 355 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,194 Thanks for all of this. 356 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,713 Also... 357 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:03,469 This. 358 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:06,159 Holy shit. 359 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,117 Looks like they forgot to turn these potatoes into chips. 360 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:11,829 -Open that up, shawty. -Shit! You gotta check this out. 361 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,520 What? Let me see. What? No fucking way. 362 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,517 Fucking check it out! 363 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,993 You gotta pour one out for her, right? 364 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,030 -Thanks, son. -Yeah. 365 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,993 Looks like we throwing a party. 366 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,354 Fucking-A. 367 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:35,116 We were having our coffee, reading the paper. 368 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:41,554 And all of a sudden there are two huge guys with badges at our front door. 369 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,439 Piper wasn't even dressed. 370 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:47,274 You never expect to be in your pajamas the moment your life changes forever. 371 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:48,833 That's true, isn't it? 372 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,679 At the very least you'd have underwear on, hopefully. 373 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,352 And how did you feel once you started to understand 374 00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:00,156 that she'd actually committed the crime? That your fiancée was an indicted criminal? 375 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,431 I was blindsided, that's for sure. 376 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,555 But it's like anything, eventually it starts to feel normal. 377 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,791 You figure out the right words to say to other people. You adjust. 378 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,517 I have to assume that Piper is much more fortunate 379 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,392 than a lot of the women in there with her. 380 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,991 You're able to drive up to see her, you have resources, family. 381 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,796 Yeah. Yeah. We're very lucky. I see her a lot. 382 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,154 What are your visits like? 383 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:37,354 You know. She catches me up on all the latest prison gossip. 384 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,192 Which is actually highly entertaining. 385 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,355 -Really? -Yeah. 386 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,552 Can you tell us some of your favorite stories? 387 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,795 Oh, man. Well, I think my favorite is one of the first. 388 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,632 Dandelion! You okay? 389 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,351 No touching. No touching, okay? I'm fine. 390 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,677 I'm real sorry about that. 391 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,152 There used to be a sign that said, "Caution. Wet floor." 392 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,151 Really told people what was going on. 393 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,908 Suzanne, do you think you could help me up? 394 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,839 It's okay. 395 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,876 Okay. Man. Okay. 396 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,151 Here we go. Okay. 397 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,078 Okay. Okay. 398 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:32,272 This is my fault. This is my fault. 399 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,836 My fault. My fault. 400 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,673 Oh, no, no, no, no. Please, don't, please, please, please, don't do that. 401 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,796 Please... It's okay. 402 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:42,155 Thanks. 403 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,840 I'm gonna make sure you get home okay. 404 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,399 No weird stuff. 405 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,514 Thanks. 406 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,712 You know this doesn't mean I'm your wife, right? 407 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,798 I'm in much more of a loving-being-single phase, anyway. 408 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,190 I don't wanna be tied down. You feel me? 409 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,513 I feel you. 410 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:19,349 Thank you, Suzanne. Thank you very much. 411 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,912 Suzanne, would you mind taking this pillow and putting it underneath my knee? 412 00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,798 You're not gonna pee, are you? 413 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,676 No. When I get angry sometimes I can't control myself. 414 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:43,709 That's why I go to Looney Jail sometimes. Psych. But not like "psych!" 415 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:46,836 I gotta work on self-control. 416 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,797 I can come back up here when I'm in control 417 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,919 'cause Mommy and Daddy and the lawyer have an agreement with the warden. 418 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,755 Yeah. I like it up here. I just gotta use the signal. 419 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,428 What's the signal? 420 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,873 Yeah. Helps the guards know it's cool. 421 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,275 Otherwise, back down. 422 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,112 Is Psych worse than the SHU? 423 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:10,873 Way worse. 424 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,115 Scary. 425 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,117 It's bold. Cold. Old. 426 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,952 It's real bad. I wouldn't wish it on the worst gremlin. 427 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,234 -But they give you a therapist... -No. 428 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:29,155 Nope. I mean, they give me medication and make me calm. 429 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,589 But that just makes me sleepy. 430 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,638 Sometimes when I'm real upset, they tie me down. 431 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,155 Like a balloon. So I don't fly away. 432 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,959 That sounds horrible. 433 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,634 Yeah. Nobody comes back from Psych. 434 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,959 Except me. 435 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:49,357 Once you go to Psych, you get lost in Psych. 436 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,873 It's like that place with the three corners? In the ocean? 437 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,473 The Bermuda Triangle. 438 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,478 We should play charades sometime, Dandelion. 439 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:03,680 We'd make great partners. Not wives. Just partners. 440 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,354 Can I ask you one more question? 441 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,274 Yeah, of course. 442 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,832 How come everyone calls me Crazy Eyes? 443 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,589 Oh! God, no! 444 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,198 Another five milligrams of diazepam for Doggett. 445 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,794 I don't need any more. I don't need no... 446 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,239 Hey! 447 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,473 I'm not crazy. 448 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,359 Jesus, where are you when I need you? 449 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,397 No! Please. I'm not crazy, I swear. 450 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,279 If you weren't crazy, you wouldn't have to work so hard 451 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,958 to convince everyone you're sane. 452 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,832 To Tricia. May she rest in peace. 453 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,869 -Hey, Boo! -Hey! 454 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:43,949 Oh, fuck off! 455 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,474 Got to pour one out for our girl, huh? 456 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,755 Shit. 457 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,629 Take it, take it. 458 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,553 I thought you said they weren't doing rounds today. 459 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,268 Oh, it's just you. 460 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,435 Yeah. 461 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,834 Girl, get your ass in here. 462 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,718 So this is what you guys decided to do instead of come to my memorial? 463 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:08,994 Get drunk? 464 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,311 -Which looks like more fun? -Point, Nun. 465 00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:14,709 No, I can't. 466 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,711 Hey, hand it over. 467 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,434 Used to be a lady in here who made the best toilet hooch you've ever had. 468 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,393 Shame she got out. 469 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,551 Why is having a drink so cathartic sometimes? 470 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,674 Booze helps you process. At least where I come from. 471 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,711 My family just yelled at each other when they drank 472 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,558 and then pretended like nothing happened. 473 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,753 This explains the wide-eyed, ice-princess uptight thing. 474 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,432 I'm not uptight! 475 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,794 Really? Is that funny? It's really that hilarious? 476 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,029 No, it's fine. 477 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,873 You're awfully quiet, Nichols. 478 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,432 It's been a long day, you know? 479 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,433 Look at this shit. 480 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,875 Still kept track of everything she owed everybody. 481 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:21,353 How's that for karma, Yoga? 482 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,232 That girl, she was good. 483 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,236 Better than any of us. Too fucking good for this fucking place. 484 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,199 Well, fuck that. We all are. 485 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,034 To Trish. 486 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,555 Hey, come on, Benny. Shoot one back with me, bud? 487 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:41,914 Nah, it's all right. I'm driving. 488 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,712 Suit yourself. 489 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,553 Hello, ladies. 490 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,559 How are we doing this evening? 491 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,193 Buy us a drink? 492 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,799 Are you serious? 493 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,917 That's the first thing you say to me, buy us a fucking drink? 494 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,833 You believe these fucking sluts, Bennett? 495 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,478 What the fuck is wrong with you? 496 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,558 I'm sorry. We just had a long week, we're letting off some steam here. 497 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,755 He didn't mean it. 498 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,751 Yeah, 'cause we work at the prison. 499 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,070 No shit? That's gotta be scary. 500 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,515 A girl died yesterday. Hung herself. 501 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,275 Should've seen how her eyes fucking bulged out of her head. 502 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:36,079 Like that actor, that... 503 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,913 Come on, the one with the big eyes... 504 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,635 Oh, come on! You know, the fucking... The ugly one. 505 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,873 All right. I think, maybe we should get you home, man. 506 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,480 You know what pisses me off, Benny? 507 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,637 These fucking bitches look at me like I'm some goddamn piece of meat, you know? 508 00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,711 Like a fucking sex toy. 509 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,870 But I'm a human being, man. 510 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:05,589 I'm a person, you know, with feelings and emotions. 511 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,678 Does anybody ever ask me how my day is going? 512 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,239 No. 513 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,397 We practically live with these girls. We know everything about them. 514 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,433 Do they ever for a second think about our life outside of work? 515 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,357 It's like we cease to exist outside of those fucking walls. 516 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,317 What the fuck is that? 517 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:34,356 I'm sitting here, right? Yeah, I exist! 518 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,508 They think I'm so tall, my feelings don't get hurt. 519 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:47,509 All right, yeah. 520 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,913 You are tall, buddy. Come on. I'll drive you home. 521 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,593 All right. 522 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,236 All right, all right. 523 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,590 Still a lightweight, kid? 524 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,719 Hooch is a little stronger than Pinot Grigio, you know? 525 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,316 You're looking very nice today. 526 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,072 Better than you, at least. 527 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,111 Are you off to see you-know-who? 528 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,514 Perhaps. 529 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,956 Well, don't forget Larry's interview is at 1 1 :00 a. m. 530 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,878 I wouldn't miss it. 531 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,873 You two are like real butt buddies these days. 532 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,032 What do you think about that thing that Big Boo said last night? 533 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,918 About Tricia's karma? 534 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,668 I think that we were all drunk and bullshitting. 535 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,871 What if it's not bullshit? 536 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,708 I don't think that Pennsatucky deserves to be in Psych. 537 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,595 Look, you're just hung over and feeling emo, all right? 538 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,280 She's exactly where she belongs. 539 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,716 -We basically performed a public service. -It's pretty horrible, Alex. 540 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,149 You thought it was hilarious. 541 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,913 That was before I talked to Suzanne about what psych was like. 542 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,070 -Who's Suzanne? -Crazy Eyes. 543 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,116 Are you cheating on me and Larry with Crazy Eyes? 544 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,872 'Cause there is not room for the four of us. 545 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,757 Shut up. This is not funny. 546 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,469 She said that Psych is even worse than the SHU. 547 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,994 And I can't even begin... I can't. 548 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,833 You know, you really shouldn't have started this whole gaslighting thing. 549 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,989 Whoa, what is with the blaming? 550 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,917 You sent her into that bathroom. 551 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,596 Do not project your conscience onto me. Especially before I'm barely awake. 552 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,235 You know, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. 553 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,153 I am gonna go to Caputo's office and I'm gonna tell him that it was my fault 554 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,514 and that he should let her out. 555 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,390 Okay, I get your point, Pipes. I get it. You think that it was wrong. Cool. 556 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,550 I am so tired of running away from my shit, Alex. 557 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,031 You said it yesterday. I compartmentalize everything to make myself feel better. 558 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,475 I mean, I'm having an affair with you. 559 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,191 And we did not play a prank on Pennsatucky, we were mean. 560 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,392 I cannot let her stay in Psych. I can't. 561 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:02,837 Okay, I would like to stress that I think this is truly fucking stupid. 562 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,919 It was me that started this whole thing. 563 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,992 Then I'll take this one for the both of us. 564 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,869 Are you off the phone now? 565 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,199 It wasn't in the bathroom, either. 566 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,999 Did you look at all while I was out? 567 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,156 Alex, I understand you're upset, 568 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:31,153 but could you at least acknowledge I'm a person who is speaking? 569 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,431 If I miss this flight I'm screwed. 570 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,359 Alex! Passport! Hello? 571 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,873 My mom died. 572 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,034 What? 573 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,513 My aunt just called up. It happened this morning, I guess. 574 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,998 Oh, Alex. 575 00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,272 I'm so sorry. 576 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,995 My first instinct was to call her to talk about it. 577 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,712 What happened? 578 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,236 An aneurysm. 579 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,428 I don't know. My aunt said so many things I don't even remember now. 580 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,118 What can I do? 581 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,472 I don't know. I mean, I need to fly home. 582 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,791 I need to figure out the funeral because there's no one else to do it. 583 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,115 Okay. 584 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,918 Will you see if you could find us two seats out on a flight today? 585 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:47,637 Al, I can't go with you. 586 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:52,709 What? 587 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,038 I am so sorry about your mom. 588 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,151 But this doesn't change anything. 589 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,751 You're still leaving? 590 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,193 Right now? 591 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,517 My mother just died. I can't fucking believe you. 592 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,796 I can't be your girlfriend anymore. 593 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,633 Yeah, and apparently not even my friend. 594 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,791 Top drawer, underneath my T-shirts. 595 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,234 Jesus, Alex! 596 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,596 You fucking hid it? 597 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,472 Please don't leave. 598 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,074 Not now. 599 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,311 You shouldn't really be out here. 600 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,675 It's okay. I wanted to see you. 601 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,594 How are you feeling? 602 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,676 Okay. A little better. You heard anything from the warden? 603 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,109 No. I'm... 604 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,078 To be honest, I think I might have underestimated how long it'll take. 605 00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,515 They said it could be weeks, or maybe even months. 606 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,517 -We don't got much time. -I know. 607 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,114 Daya, look, I'm really starting to freak out a little. 608 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,838 I mean, I'm trying to be cool. 609 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,478 But, you know, I could be arrested for this. 610 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,357 It's not just my job. It's my whole life, you know? 611 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,353 And I know it's yours, too, of course. I don't know how we're gonna fix this... 612 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,678 It'll be okay. I know it will. 613 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,829 We'll figure something out, okay? 614 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:36,834 Okay. 615 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,830 You know, would you have liked me if we would have met out in the real world? 616 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,228 Yeah. 617 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,598 -For real? -Of course. 618 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,275 I would've bought you a drink. Chatted you up. 619 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,228 I don't know if we would have been in the same club. 620 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,955 Who knows? You know, I ended up in a skeezy dive bar with Mendez last night. 621 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:03,272 Never thought I'd be in a place like that. Oh, man, he was so drunk. 622 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,389 Really? 623 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,551 Wasted, Daya. It was hilarious. 624 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,677 These two nasty girls started hitting on him, then he went on this whole rant 625 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,318 about how women treat him like meat 626 00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,038 and never ask him how he's doing or anything. 627 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,833 Who knew he was such a delicate flower? 628 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,551 I wish you could've seen it. 629 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,078 Me, too. 630 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,199 Mr. Caputo? 631 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,791 What do you need, Chapman? 632 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:49,915 I'd like to talk to you about Tiffany Doggett. 633 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,197 We took care of her. She won't be a problem anymore. 634 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,194 It wasn't her fault. It was mine. 635 00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,795 And I would like to fill out a report. Officially. 636 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,075 Have a seat. 637 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,676 What the fuck are you doing? 638 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,309 You are out of bounds. Get back behind the line immediately, inmate. 639 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:32,474 Sorry, I was just... I wanted to talk. Is that okay? 640 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,436 You must get bored in here. 641 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,476 It's not stimulating, no. 642 00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,869 You like other posts more than the bubble? 643 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,990 Cafeteria's my favorite. 644 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,230 More to do, keeps you busy. 645 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,038 Fucking hate that intake. 646 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:53,193 The goddamn ID machine's always broken. Why? 647 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,674 No reason. Just curious about your day. 648 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,989 Well, it's important to stay occupied. That's why I work on these brain exercises. 649 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,196 You know, a job like this, you gotta stay sharp. 650 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,236 You gotta stay on top of your game. 651 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,511 You gotta stay a step ahead. Quick like a snake. 652 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,752 In case any crossword criminals jump out at you? 653 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:26,958 You know, the other day I just read this article about Sudoku. 654 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,956 Turns out, the Japanese did not invent it. 655 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:38,031 Some American, some guy came up with it, originally called it Numbers Place. 656 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,440 Now I don't know what Sudoku means in Japanese, 657 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:45,473 but I find it a little bit odd that it came out right before 9/1 1. 658 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,108 You are glowing. 659 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,554 Am I? 660 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:11,948 Jean, I don't want to jinx it, but I think I'll hear about my appeal soon. 661 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,716 Where would you like to go? 662 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,552 What do you mean? 663 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,991 On your first night out. Where should we go? 664 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,071 Anywhere you like. 665 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:28,755 You must believe, lanmou mwen. Believe and it will happen. 666 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:37,509 You remember that little Italian place down in the basement, on Montague Street? 667 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,079 The one with the fresh bread. 668 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,679 Of course I do. 669 00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,711 I'd like to go there. 670 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,513 And after? 671 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,634 Anywhere, with you. 672 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,118 MAN ON PA: Attention all officers, intake for new prisoners will be in one hour. 673 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,237 Come in. She's family. 674 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,431 I'll do it. I got it all set up. 675 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,512 You're sure? Did you tell him you wanted drugs? 676 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,108 No, I just talked to him. 677 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,795 Simple. It's clean. I like it. 678 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,593 I didn't want to be this graphic in front of your mother. 679 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,232 But you know he needs to... 680 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:24,634 Cum inside of you. 681 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,193 Or on you. 682 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,950 Right. Okay, if... At the very least, you got to Lewinsky this shit. 683 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:33,589 Get some splooge on your uniform. Anything that'll be concrete proof. 684 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,353 After you're done, you go straight to the medic's office. 685 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,955 T ell him you've been raped. Have him do an exam immediately. 686 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,473 Don't stop to pee. 687 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,233 Don't wash anything. Understand? 688 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,759 Go get 'em, tiger. 689 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:05,836 Well, you're not in the SHU. 690 00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:09,669 Janitorial duty. Night shift. Two weeks. 691 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,674 You're lucky. 692 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,316 You better be careful for a while. 693 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,919 No, no, no, no, no. 694 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,911 I think that looks like the exact opposite of being careful. 695 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,439 Regnery is on duty again. 696 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,197 Come be my little spoon. 697 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,793 Gosh! 698 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,149 How do you sleep on this thing? 699 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:39,994 Not well. 700 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,958 I am proud of you. 701 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,592 -Yeah? -Yeah. 702 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:58,239 That was really brave. I mean, it was dumb, but brave. 703 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,235 You know, 704 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:09,395 I don't think that anyone has ever used that word to describe me 705 00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,232 in the history of the universe. 706 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,194 I'm glad we have each other in here, kid. 707 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,874 Yeah, me, too. 708 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:25,278 I mean, I'd rather be on a beach in Tahiti, but this is a close second. 709 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,436 Why do you always feel so inevitable to me? 710 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,793 I heart you. 711 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,394 -You heart me? -Yeah. 712 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,632 What is that? Is that like "I love you" for pussies? 713 00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:44,432 Say "pussy" again. 714 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,952 I heart you, too. 715 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,990 Hey, not-lesbians. It's 1 1 :00. 716 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,838 -Oh, shit. -Oh, shit. 717 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,479 -Do you have a radio? -Yeah. 718 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,150 Are you gonna be okay to listen to this thing together? 719 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,828 I mean, I don't think it's against the rules. 720 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,197 -Okay. -Okay. Here. 721 00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,796 Chances are, most of you have been there. 722 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,713 It starts with two people in love. 723 00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,076 You make a lot of promises, tell each other you're different from the rest, 724 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,513 the exception. 725 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:48,397 For a month or two, the long, meandering conversations feel foreign and exciting. 726 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,233 A chance to get to know one another in a more intimate level. 727 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,518 And then, slowly, so slowly you might not even notice, 728 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:01,628 conversations are replaced by missed calls and resentful voicemails. 729 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,428 And then finally, 730 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:08,034 the day comes when the two of you admit that you aren 't, in fact, the exception. 731 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,838 That being far away from the person you love most 732 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,630 is difficult on the good days and impossible on the bad ones. 733 00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,077 Today, we 're exploring long-distance relationships 734 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,592 and talking with a few New Yorkers 735 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,797 who are currently navigating these treacherous waters. 736 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:39,153 I'm Maury Kind, encouraging you to take a break from life and join us, won 't you?. 737 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,068 Can you tel I us some of you r favorite stories? 738 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,235 Oh, man. 739 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,313 Well, I think my favorite is one of the first. 740 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,753 This insane girl, like, actually insane, 741 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,753 the kind of person who belongs in a psychiatric hospital not a prison, 742 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,711 but that's a whole other discussion. 743 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,839 She decides that Piper is going to be her wife. 744 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:10,390 She followed her around for days. Wrote her this horrible poem. 745 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:14,915 Do things like that concern you in terms of Piper's safety?. 746 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,835 Of course. Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 747 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,751 I know she can handle herself, 748 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,237 but when you're dealing with unstable women, 749 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,834 you have no idea what they're actually capable of. 750 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:32,478 I mean, when your fiancée says that she sleeps with one eye open 751 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,714 because her roommate is rumored to be a murderer and might shiv her in her sleep, 752 00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,995 it's impossible not to be scared. 753 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,993 And I don't want to imply that they're all crazy and dangerous. 754 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,029 There's one girl who should've been a track star. 755 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:53,511 She was actually gonna start training again while she was in there, 756 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,479 but they shut the track down because of budget cuts. 757 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,472 There 's the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, 758 00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,437 just like everything is normal. 759 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:06,229 But she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. 760 00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,436 How's that for a prison cliché?. 761 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,795 I mean, the cast of characters goes on and on. 762 00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,795 There is the Russian woman who runs the kitchen, totally terrifying, 763 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:22,670 but she takes so much pride in feeding everyone. 764 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:28,752 You really have to admire the way these women find meaning in their days. 765 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,674 How they take care of each other. 766 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,318 I'd like to talk about the idea of female prison tropes, if we could. 767 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:47,709 It certai n ly seems that sexual abuse and rape are very real th reats. 768 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:52,148 And then, of course, there's the consensual sex. 769 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:55,516 Did you and Piper make any agreements before she left? 770 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,189 Agreements? 771 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:03,435 Well, pardon the pun, were any "get out of jail free" cards handed out? 772 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,430 No. I'm very committed to the relationship. 773 00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,879 How about for her?. 774 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,759 No. 775 00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:21,915 No, we never discussed any agreements. 776 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,356 Which was probably naive of us. 777 00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:32,032 You know, it's funny, whenever we talked about cheating in an abstract way, 778 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:37,915 I always said I wouldn't care if she had sex with someone else, if it's just sex. 779 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:43,558 But suppose, theoretically, 780 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:48,313 that someone she loved was in there with her. 781 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,670 Someone she had history with. 782 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:57,439 Someone who could understand her life in there 783 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,275 in a way that I'll never be able to. 784 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,430 It would be devastating to think that 785 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,751 that person could give her something that I can 't. 786 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,077 It would be way worse than just sex. 787 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,111 It would be... 788 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,236 It would be a betrayal. 789 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,114 He knows. 790 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:40,470 It's not phone hours yet, Chapman. 791 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,838 This is an emergency. 792 00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,394 Go eat lunch. You can deal with your emergency in a few minutes, 793 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,311 just like everyone else. 794 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,992 Nice radio play. 795 00:51:53,240 --> 00:51:54,593 Oh, my God. 796 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:19,312 He used a condom. 797 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,555 Do you have it? 798 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,671 No. He took it with him. 799 00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,235 -We went over this. -I know, but... 800 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,193 I couldn't do anything about it. I... 801 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,790 Well, you're just gonna have to do it again. 802 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,670 Better hope you were good enough for him to want more. 803 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:39,948 Oh, fuck! 804 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:54,719 I am so, so, so sorry. 805 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,349 I had no idea that he was gonna say those things. 806 00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:59,397 Is that what you think of me? 807 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:19,110 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you. 808 00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,668 To accept the call, please press one. 809 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,077 So what did you think?. 810 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,028 How did you know? 811 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,158 Know what, Pi per? 812 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,752 I know that you know. 813 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,069 I want to hear you say it. T ell me you had sex with her. 814 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,348 Please don't do this. 815 00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,034 Are you still having sex with her?. 816 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,909 Yes. 817 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:57,314 Your counselor called me. 818 00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:02,238 Freely, Healy, told me he was concerned about your behavior. 819 00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:07,275 He told me that you had to spend some time in the SHU for lesbian activity. 820 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:12,679 So was this your revenge? Trying to get me killed? 821 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,591 Wait, wait, so, so, you're the victim in all of this? 822 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,068 They're just people, Larry. 823 00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,031 They're just women who are trying to do their best. 824 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,628 And you made them sound like they were... 825 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,709 Criminals? 826 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,794 Jesus! 827 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,438 Who are you? 828 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,878 Who... I can't believe... You're the one asking me that right now? 829 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:36,270 I can't believe that... No, actually, actually, actually, of course, I can. 830 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:42,310 I totally can, because, because God forbid I would get to dictate the conversation, ever! 831 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,519 There hasn't been any conversation to dictate, Larry. 832 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,319 You haven't picked up the phone in over a week! 833 00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,678 Do you have any idea what it has been like in here for me? 834 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,716 Do you have any idea how lonely I've been?. 835 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:58,315 Lonely? Lonely, really? You've been lonely? 836 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,234 That's... Okay, that's interesting, because, you know, I just assumed you were okay, 837 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,878 because you have Alex now. 838 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,833 Do you love her? 839 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:13,199 No, that's... It's difficult. 840 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,399 Do you love her? 841 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,875 Yes. 842 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,308 She named you, you know? 843 00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:48,595 She's the whole fucking reason you're in there. 844 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,996 How does it feel to be in love with the woman who ruined our lives?. 845 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,073 You lied to me? 846 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:01,032 Guess that makes us perfect for each other. 847 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,950 I didn't mean for any of this to happen. 848 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:11,756 I think I need some time. 849 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,359 What does that mean? 850 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,556 I don't know. I just... I need... 851 00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:22,035 I need some time, okay? I need some time away from you. 852 00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:25,470 You have to let me fix this. 853 00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,596 I don't know if you can.