1 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,109 Why aren't you at work? 2 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,358 Luschek never showed. 3 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:28,152 Probably passed out in his own vomit somewhere. 4 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,599 So you chose to come in here and help? 5 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:32,755 Yeah. Figured you could use it. 6 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,874 Then get your ass off my counter 7 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:37,110 and help Gina pull the turkeys out of the freezer. 8 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,157 Shit, we got real turkey this year! 9 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:43,157 We got trimmings from the factory. 50 cents a pound. 10 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,629 Trimmings? Jesus. The shit no one else wants. 11 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,711 That's a bag of turkey assholes right there. 12 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,870 The whole meal has to come in at $1.05 a prisoner. 13 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,793 Taxpayers don't give a shit if it's a holiday. 14 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,518 We're the bad guys. 15 00:01:54,542 --> 00:02:00,542 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 16 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,073 Pig-fucker. 17 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,671 Brown the onions for the gravy. 18 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,598 That too hot, baby? 19 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,870 No, it's perfect. 20 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,073 I feel so good. 21 00:02:55,840 --> 00:03:00,436 "Frequent blinking may actually be a way for your brain to rest while you're awake." 22 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,397 Wakeful rest? 23 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,879 You okay, honey? 24 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,874 It's just being touched by another person. 25 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,598 -I get it. -Thanks. 26 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,358 The body gets lonely in here. 27 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,392 Yeah. It's not even sex, you know? I just... 28 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,753 I miss contact. 29 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,188 Human beings aren't supposed to live like this. 30 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,439 I've been in almost two years 31 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,716 and there's still nights I reach out for my wife. 32 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:32,268 You know, I was thinking about you guys. 33 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:38,314 And I was imagining what I would do if Larry told me that he wanted to be a woman. 34 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,432 I'd like to think that I would be open to it, 35 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,278 but it would just be so weird. 36 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:45,832 I'm sorry, is that totally rude? 37 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,638 No. It's fine. 38 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,671 He would make such an ugly girl. 39 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,315 Is he coming to visit you today? 40 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,750 First holiday in prison can be rough. 41 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,549 Very emotional. 42 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,312 But she's gonna be fine, 43 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,437 'cause we about to make some Heidi Klum shit happen right here. 44 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:09,632 That smells nasty. 45 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,474 What's it made of? 46 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,793 You don't wanna know. 47 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,159 How did you learn all this? 48 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,873 My aunt was a santera. I used to help her out sometimes. 49 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,229 I dabble. 50 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,472 So what's gonna happen to me? 51 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,229 You're gonna cramp up, some wicked diarrhea. 52 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,351 This shit ain't pretty. 53 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:44,712 You drink this, then you're gonna go out and dig a hole in the yard. 54 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:46,838 You're gonna make me shit in a hole? 55 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,150 No. You're gonna put this bean in there. 56 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,751 Then you're gonna find a cigarette, 57 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:54,035 you're gonna blow some smoke in there, 58 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:56,588 you're gonna cover it up with a mound of dirt. 59 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,671 And that's gonna have to do it, 60 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:07,198 because I don't have any angelica or gris-gris oil. 61 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,954 Take it. 62 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,554 This is gonna kill it? 63 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,232 Well, that's what you want, right? 64 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:25,878 As long as it don't feel anything. 65 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,157 Please. It don't even have a brain yet. 66 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,157 Hurry up, drink it. 67 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,469 That's hot! 68 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,199 I told you it was, stupid. Go ahead, drink it all. 69 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:49,598 Where my Snickers? 70 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:07,395 You know, I pray for all the dead babies and all their baby souls. 71 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:16,150 And God, he's gonna let them into heaven, even though they weren't baptized. 72 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,917 -Are you getting all of this? -Yeah. 73 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,749 And you can also tell Judy that I pray for her as well. 74 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,512 Well, her name's Barbara. 75 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,318 -Barbara? -Barbara. 76 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:30,279 Damn! I can't keep all this fan mail straight. I can't keep up with it. 77 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,194 What? You have fans? 78 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:33,753 She's a hero. 79 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:36,158 She's a defender of the unborn. 80 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,791 Jeez, that sounds like a bad X-Men movie. What'd you do, bomb an abortion clinic? 81 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:47,949 And you can sign off with, "I will be out of here by 201 5, 82 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,876 "before the rapture." 83 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,075 Oh, man. 84 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,513 Is something fucking funny to you? 85 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:56,029 Yeah. It's just that people predict the rapture all the time. 86 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,475 I mean, wasn't that supposed to happen in 201 1? 87 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:02,553 No. It comes in two stages. If you study your shit. 88 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,712 The first one was a spiritual rapture. 89 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,797 And the second one coming is a physical one. 90 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,835 I see. 91 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:13,949 -Okay? -Got it. 92 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:18,556 And you're not invited, because they don't allow gay people on the rapture bus! 93 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,358 There's a bus? 94 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:23,678 Are all the seats already taken by Appalachian meth-heads? 95 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,716 Man, you're gonna... You're just gonna get it, Vause, aren't you? 96 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,558 Do we have to go back to the dryer? 97 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,312 You already locked me in that fucking dryer. 98 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,915 Yeah, maybe I'll fucking turn it on this time. Make you spin around like a gerbil. 99 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,797 Wanna know why? 100 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:41,678 'Cause I've had it with rich bitches like you. 101 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,748 Those are bobos! 102 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,238 Real Adidas have three stripes, not four. 103 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:53,639 Your shoes are bobos. 104 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,914 So? 105 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:58,874 So your mom shops at Payless. And works at Friendly's. 106 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,836 My mom has, like, four jobs. 107 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,276 That's not something to brag about. 108 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,118 You dress like a bum. 109 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,231 She smells like one, too. 110 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,468 Do you guys live in that janky car? 111 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,838 -Bye-bye, pigsty! -Bye-bye, pigsty! 112 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,513 -Are those your friends? -No. 113 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,959 How was school? 114 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:27,715 They changed the schedule around, so I don't gotta work nights no more. 115 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,633 Fucking Brenda keeps trying to get me to cover her shifts. 116 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,359 What are you doing? It's freezing out. 117 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,673 What the fuck was that? 118 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,389 I'm not wearing those anymore. They're bobos. 119 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,474 Go get 'em back. 120 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,073 Jessica Wedge says they're lame. 121 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,918 So fuck Jessica Wedge. 122 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:51,197 They all make fun of me. They call me pigsty. 123 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,993 Did you tell them who your dad is? 124 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,078 -I've never even met him. -Well, you tell them. 125 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,357 You tell them, "My dad is Lee Burley, the drummer for Death Maiden." 126 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:04,079 You see what those smug little bitches say then. 127 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,195 I mean, who are they? 128 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,077 What? 'Cause their parents work at the college, 129 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,673 they think they're all fucking fancy? 130 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,876 You are the daughter of a rock god. 131 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,751 If he's so rich and famous, why are we so broke? 132 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:18,354 You know how many girls used to scream at his concerts? 133 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,513 You know, rip their clothes off? Throw themselves at him? 134 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:26,957 But your dad chose me. And together we made you. 135 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,637 Now go get your fucking sneakers. 136 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:34,030 Don't you listen to those smarty-pants assholes. 137 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,519 They're gonna have boring-ass lives. 138 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:39,275 They're gonna wish that they were you. You are cool. 139 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,113 Listen up, turd-bags! 140 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,876 We're gonna let you have your little going-away party, 141 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,794 but do not make our lives more difficult afterwards by hanging yourself, 142 00:09:52,880 --> 00:09:55,713 with a sheet, or a tampon string, 143 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,360 or whatever the fuck you like to get all arts and craftsy with. 144 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,113 No Thanksgiving suicides. 145 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,556 Chapman, what are we not to do on this day of thanks? 146 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,073 Commit suicide? 147 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,149 Exactly. 148 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,076 We are the Pilgrims, you bitches are the Indians. 149 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,957 This is the holiday where we cooperate. 150 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,433 Yes. 151 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,479 We bring you maize, and you give us small pox blankets. 152 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,955 Exactly. Everybody wins. 153 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,833 -You look like JonBenét Ramsey. -Well, that's what I was going for. 154 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,829 -Can you hold this for me? -Yeah. 155 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,109 Did you make this? 156 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,717 It's my second attempt. I spelled it wrong the first time. 157 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,078 And they say you went to college. 158 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,799 God, I hate seeing people go. It reminds me how much time I have left. 159 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,955 Yeah. 160 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,678 But think of the story that you'll have. 161 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,875 That is my line. 162 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,713 I know it is. You always trot it out in times of suckiness. 163 00:10:58,920 --> 00:10:59,989 Yeah. 164 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,517 Like that stomach virus I had in Java. 165 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,392 It was a great fucking story. 166 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,198 The whole village came out to watch you poop. 167 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,552 So maybe this is kind of like that. 168 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:16,317 Yo, yo, she coming, y'all! Taystee! 169 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,035 Taystee, Taystee, Taystee! 170 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,591 I'm getting out, bitches! 171 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,274 Yeah. Fight the power! Fuck the man! 172 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,349 Hey! 173 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,629 Watch it. 174 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,312 Hey, yo, come here. 175 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,509 Girl, you my shawty. 176 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,513 Cut it out. 177 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:38,070 You scrubby little hood rats gonna make a bitch cry. 178 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,679 I'll miss you, bitch. 179 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:43,995 Yeah, girl. 180 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,114 -My God, do you remember this? -Yes. 181 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,031 I don't even know how the arms go. I think... 182 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,638 What the fuck? 183 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,278 Shit, these white girls trying to throw down. 184 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,553 -Yeah. -Yeah, girl! 185 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,392 Shake that ass. 186 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,434 That's lesbian activity. 187 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,679 It sure is. 188 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,513 White girls gone wild. 189 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,953 Oh, my gosh. 190 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,597 They're sexing, Mr. Healy. I seen it. 191 00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,591 This morning, in the bathroom, 192 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,796 one girl's face was all up in the other one's hoo-ha. 193 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,035 It was so nasty. 194 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,476 -It's an abomination. -Okay, enough. 195 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,433 They were moaning and everything. 196 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,750 Speaking in tongues, like it's some kind of revival. 197 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,790 Who? Who are you talking about? 198 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,269 Vause and Chapman. 199 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,315 Chapman? 200 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,348 Chapman. 201 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,479 She a lesbian. They lesbianing together. 202 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,593 They're in there right now in front of everyone, 203 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,671 dancing all up on each other. 204 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:12,915 Show me. 205 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,749 Chapman! 206 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,114 Get over here. 207 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:28,988 Party's over. 208 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,031 -We were just... -Shut your mouth, Chapman. 209 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,193 You think it's appropriate to violate your fellow inmate? 210 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,271 -Violate? We were just dancing... -I said shut your mouth! 211 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,588 You asked me a question. 212 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,399 That looked like attempted rape to me. 213 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,549 Take her to SHU. 214 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,235 What? You can't do that. 215 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,349 Yeah, she's kind of right. 216 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,032 Shut up, Mendez! 217 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,031 You know, I'm tired of your shit. 218 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:56,271 I'm your superior fucking officer! 219 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,239 Now, you put her in the goddamn box, or I will fucking write you up, too! 220 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,395 No, no, no, no. 221 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,799 -She didn't even do anything. -Step back! 222 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,269 Or I will cite you for assaulting an officer. 223 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,953 I have visitation today. 224 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,234 Larry's coming to see me. 225 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:09,753 -You can't do this. -It's all right. 226 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,558 -Let's do what the man says... -Please don't do this to me. 227 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,312 ... before he has an aneurysm. Come on. 228 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,991 -Please don't do this. -Come on! 229 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,469 Give me a shotgun! 230 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,915 Give me a motherfucking shotgun, motherfucker! 231 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,159 This is you. 232 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,875 How long am I gonna be in here? 233 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,990 Till we let you out. 234 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,792 So tomorrow's the day. 235 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:02,594 My cousin was supposed to send me my dress-out pack, but it never came. 236 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,433 Now I gotta wear the same shit I came in here with. 237 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,794 Man, it's gonna be too tight. 238 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,030 Man, you can walk out of here in a garbage bag, 239 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,838 you'll still be dancing all the way to the bus. 240 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,993 I'm scared. 241 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,589 Nothing out there gonna be scarier than this shit. 242 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,995 Shit, I been in institutions my whole life. 243 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,277 I was a ward of the state till I was 1 6. Then juvie. 244 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,234 I got no skills. 245 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,873 Well, now you're just lying. 246 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,918 You've worked in that law library for two years. 247 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,752 You know more than my public defender. 248 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,549 Yeah, but out there, you need real school for that stuff. 249 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,232 No one's gonna take me serious. 250 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,675 You're a smart girl. 251 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,478 You like to play the clown, 252 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,748 but you've got a lot to offer this world. 253 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,632 This is not a life, Taystee. 254 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,915 Yo, listen to Voodoo Mambo, yo. 255 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,831 Hey, yo, you think you just having... 256 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,909 What they call it? 257 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,549 That thing that happens to animals in captivity where it changes they brains? 258 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,959 I seen it at the Bronx Zoo once. 259 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:04,068 This giraffe ate its own vomit, banged its head up against the bars. 260 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:07,675 'Cause it ain't fit to live in the wild no more. Don't know how to eat leaves. 261 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,197 That's what I'm saying. I'm the giraffe. 262 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,511 Fuck no, you ain't. Giraffes skinny. Look at that ass. 263 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,193 Yo, don't let 'em get to you, T. 264 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,031 This ain't where it's at. 265 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,752 Jed and Lane are flying in from Chicago tonight with the kids. 266 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:25,875 Will Grammie be there? 267 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,592 Grammie's gonna stay in North Carolina. 268 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,874 She's got a boyfriend. 269 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,355 No shit! 270 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,469 Suzanne. 271 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,949 Sorry, language. 272 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,996 I know I'm a mess. I've been cooking at the soup kitchen at church. 273 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,433 Sweet potato casserole? 274 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,879 Yeah, I'm a one-trick pony. 275 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,272 See, you're back at church. 276 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,948 I told you, people will get over it. 277 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,957 Well, there's a new pastor. 278 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,871 He's been really welcoming. Very nice. 279 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,151 He introduced me to a money manager, 280 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,708 who gave me some free advice on how to talk to the bank. 281 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,916 And he's sweet with Michael. 282 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,558 Eva stopped by the salon. She's pregnant. 283 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,832 You know, she's been trying for a long time. 284 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,956 You like him? This pastor? 285 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,394 He's a good man. 286 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,399 That's not what I'm asking. 287 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,758 I'm not gonna talk about this. It's Thanksgiving. 288 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,273 Well, I wanna talk about it. 289 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,438 What do you want me to say? 290 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,671 That I met someone and I'm interested? 291 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,431 That I'm lonely and I miss men? 292 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,549 When you went away, you told me... 293 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,232 I know what I said. 294 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:41,119 Baby, I don't want some strange man around my son, my wife. 295 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,671 Well, we don't always get what we want now, do we? 296 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,197 -What about your hair? -Mommy! 297 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,792 I happen to like my hair like this. 298 00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,789 Hi. 299 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:01,873 -Here to see Chapman? -Yep. 300 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,154 You two are such a cute couple. 301 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,118 She's the cute one. I'm like her furry sidekick. 302 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,391 Actually, you can't see her today. 303 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,629 Why not? 304 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,990 She's had some privileges revoked. 305 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,714 -She's in the Security Housing Unit. -The what? 306 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,236 Solitary? She's in solitary? What did she do? 307 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,071 I'm sorry, I can't tell you that. I don't... 308 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,718 This is ridiculous! 309 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:28,392 I need to speak with your manager, 310 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:32,234 or your superior, whoever the fuck is in charge here, please! 311 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,436 Please don't swear at me. I can give you a number to call... 312 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,555 Is she okay? 313 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,200 Can't I just see her for a minute? 314 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,669 I mean, it's a holiday, for God's sake. 315 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:47,473 Okay, can you at least give my phone number to her counselor, Mr. Healy? 316 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,518 Okay? And have him call me? Right away, he needs to call me right away. 317 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,756 -I'm not allowed to... -Please. 318 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,034 Please. 319 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,634 -I guess, maybe. -Thank you. 320 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,073 Thank you! 321 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,474 Do you have... 322 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,834 Can I... 323 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,509 -I'll pass it along. -Okay. 324 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:18,197 And if you see Piper, will you tell her that I love her? 325 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,192 Okay? And to call me. Have her call me. 326 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:26,554 And also that I love her. 327 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,355 Okay. 328 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,714 Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Bloom. 329 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,957 -Motherfucker! -Shut up! 330 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,589 Motherfucker. I'll kill you, motherfucker. 331 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,072 I'll kill all you motherfuckers! 332 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,070 I'm gonna kill myself if I can't get out of here. 333 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,517 My brother, Donny, shot a turkey last year, 334 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,388 but it weren't really a turkey. It was a fucking bald eagle. 335 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,552 But he still shoved a Coors Light up the damn thing's ass 336 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,278 and put it on the grill. 337 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,429 And proceeded to eat it. 338 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:47,433 And when the ranger walked up, he had the bird hanging out of his mouth. 339 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,877 He took his ass right to jail. And now he's in Federal, in Virginia. 340 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,428 Did it taste like chicken? 341 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,357 No, it tasted like an eagle. 342 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,714 -Was your brother smoking tina? -He snorts Oxy now. 343 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,313 Fuck you. 344 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,595 What the... Get the... The fuck! 345 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,555 Thanks for last night, baby. 346 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,996 That shit was amazing. Nobody's ever licked my pussy like that. 347 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,554 You are lying! I would never touch this bitch! 348 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,392 Hey, knock it off! You wanna join your friend down the hill? 349 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,072 You know, you're going to hell! 350 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,833 And you're gonna burn there for the entire eternity! 351 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,831 -I'm already there. -Have a seat. 352 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,269 Taste it, Norma. 353 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,239 What did I tell you? 354 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,515 It's damn near perfect. 355 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,071 Ladies! Listen up! It's time to leave. 356 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:44,153 Let's go! Everybody out, except for you. You can stay. 357 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,919 Let's go, Silent Bob. That means you, too. Come on. 358 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,110 It's okay, I'll take over. 359 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,839 Attagirl. 360 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,188 Where's my shit, Red? 361 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,631 I don't know what you're talking about. 362 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,039 Really? 363 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,509 Are you gonna make me look through every box in here? 364 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,788 How'd you do it? You stopped the truck? 365 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,789 Maybe. 366 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,870 Or maybe I got it from one of your girls. 367 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,837 My girls wouldn't tell you shit. 368 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,152 You want your pills? 369 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:47,392 You can go stick your head in the toilet. There might be a few still floating around. 370 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,908 You listen to me, you crazy cunt! 371 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,518 The next time my shipment comes in, you're gonna put it to the side, 372 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,439 top shelf, in the walk-in. 373 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,278 Tricia's in detox. 374 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,999 I hear Caputo's looking for her source. 375 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,190 What would he think of your little operation? 376 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,351 You mean, your operation? 377 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,112 All the contraband comes through your kitchen. 378 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,593 Looks like we're at a Cold War stand-off, Ruskie. 379 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,271 And I got a bigger weapon than you. 380 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,429 You wanna see it? 381 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,437 Just a little something extra for the holidays. 382 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:23,877 Next time you fuck with my stash, I'll end your life. 383 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,349 Hello?. 384 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,671 Hi! Yes, hi. 385 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:42,111 Hello, I am trying to reach the Executive Assistant or the Assistant Warden, please. 386 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:43,633 Sir, it's after duty hours. 387 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,438 Okay. Yes. Look my wife is in the solitary unit. 388 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,431 Okay? She's being held there illegally. 389 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,557 Now, my father is a lawyer, I know her rights. 390 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,517 It's a holiday, sir. 391 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,638 Exactly! That's exactly right! I know it's a holiday. 392 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,631 That's what makes this so outrageous. 393 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:01,869 You can call back on Monday... 394 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,558 Would you please listen to me? 395 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,756 Sir, please. Listen to me. 396 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,400 I have left messages for the Associate Warden, 397 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,869 for the Public Information's Officer, 398 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,509 for the Department of Corrections, for the fucking Governor's office. 399 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,589 Okay? 400 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,389 If I don't get a call back from somebody soon, 401 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,995 you people are gonna have a fucking lawsuit on your hands. Now... 402 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,992 Hello, you have reached the Federal Correctional Institution in Litchfield. 403 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,954 God! Fuck! 404 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,560 Dude, that was really dramatic. 405 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,674 You know how much Piper loves Thanksgiving. 406 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,832 -It is her favorite. -Yeah, I don't know why. 407 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,036 Had to wear a suit jacket. Fucking toxic. 408 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,838 You've been to Thanksgiving with my parents. 409 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:51,230 Yeah, no, I know, it's horrible. She loves our Thanksgivings. 410 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,516 In your parents' apartment? 411 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,675 They go to South Beach. They have gravy boats. 412 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,671 A maid comes and cleans up in the morning. Come on. 413 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:04,117 They won't mind me using these awesome tchotchkes for my table-scape, will they? 414 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,673 We have to cancel. 415 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,354 We have to cancel. You have to cancel the whole thing. 416 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,228 Cal, I can't host people here, all right? 417 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,154 Not under these circumstances. All right? It does not feel right. 418 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:22,115 No, yeah, you're right, man. We should cancel. 419 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:27,558 We'll cancel. We'll cover the mirrors, sit shivah. 420 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,677 It's what your people do, right? 421 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,030 It's when someone dies, Cal. She's not dead. 422 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:37,432 Exactly. Look, I love my sister, dude. 423 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,954 But she got herself sent to the hoosegow. 424 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:43,555 And now she's clearly pulled some other shit to get herself into even more trouble. 425 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,632 You have done everything that you can do. 426 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,395 And Piper would love the fact that you're throwing Thanksgiving, 427 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,712 our friends are coming, the maid is coming tomorrow. 428 00:26:54,840 --> 00:27:00,517 And I've spent my entire life-savings on this, this marvelous turkey. 429 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,312 She'd want us to celebrate. 430 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:06,398 I'm sure she's fine. 431 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,469 Chapman? 432 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,239 Mr. Healy? 433 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,435 How are you? 434 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,240 I'm in a cement box and people are screaming. 435 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,831 You needed a little time-out to think about your behavior. 436 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,519 My what? 437 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,752 I was dancing. 438 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,600 Provocatively. Sexually. 439 00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,033 Gay sexually. 440 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,918 This is illegal. You can't keep me in here. 441 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,951 See, there's where you're wrong. 442 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,318 Chapman, I tried to be nice to you, because I understand where you come from. 443 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,754 You don't know me. 444 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,758 I thought we could be friends. 445 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,393 You're not yourself lately. You're acting out. 446 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,959 So you're teaching me a lesson? 447 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,712 You should be thanking me. 448 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,196 Alex Vause is sick. 449 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,875 I get you. 450 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,433 You're not like her. 451 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,676 The only sicko here is you. 452 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,236 And under different circumstances, what? 453 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,551 I'd be your girlfriend? 454 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,909 Is that it? 455 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,198 Did I make you jealous? 456 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,916 You put me in this hellhole for no reason. 457 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,438 Wake up, Healy! 458 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,438 Girls like me? 459 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,914 We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old men with weird lesbian obsessions! 460 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,436 We go for tall, hot girls, 461 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,480 and we fucking love it! 462 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,835 So that leaves you on the outside, 463 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,469 Iiving your sad, sad little life. 464 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,192 You don't get me! Ever! 465 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,111 So go fuck yourself! 466 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,996 Happy Thanksgiving, Chapman. 467 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,631 Where's my mattress? 468 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,237 Where the fuck is my mattress? What did you do to it? 469 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,038 Fucking crackhead. 470 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,630 My bunkie stole my mattress. 471 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,749 Yeah. And? 472 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,677 It's gone. It's not there. 473 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,869 Then how do you know it was stolen? 474 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,996 Because it's not on my bed, 475 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,798 and she and her hick friend have been fucking with me. 476 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,869 I need a new one. 477 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:11,032 Okay, we issue one mattress per inmate. You can fill out a form. 478 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,236 It'll take a couple weeks to replace it. 479 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,232 And what am I supposed to do in the meantime? Sleep on the frame? 480 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,959 It's probably good for you. A hard surface aligns the vertebrae. 481 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,917 Your body will thank you. Excuse me. 482 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,555 Who are you? 483 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,155 I'm Alex. 484 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,199 I'm your daughter. 485 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,199 Holy shit. 486 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,594 How'd you find me? 487 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:52,236 Well, I saw the show. And then the manager sent me back here. 488 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,470 You saw that shit? That was embarrassing. 489 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,393 We can't even fill a fucking basement anymore. 490 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,119 If one more jerk-off asks me to play Dirty Girl... 491 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,395 I wish I had never written that fucking song. 492 00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,916 It is a great song. That is still a great song. 493 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,399 Shut up, Lonnie. 494 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,874 We're supposed to be in Philly, 495 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,032 but Jimmy over here punched the booking agent in the neck. 496 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,996 I can't believe you're my kid, man! You're my kid! 497 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,232 I'm so happy to see you. 498 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,679 Yeah. Me, too. 499 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,877 'Cause I would've never recognized you in a million years. 500 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,232 And you got a serious rack on you, too. 501 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,914 I mean, I could have accidentally fucked her, right? 502 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,149 But that would have been bad. 503 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,550 No. Seriously, that's twisted. 504 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,039 I didn't say that. 505 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,872 Is there a bathroom? 506 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,191 -Is there a bathroom? -It's down there. 507 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,429 Right. Thank you. 508 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,108 Her rack? 509 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,958 That would've been fucked up. 510 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,598 Wow. 511 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,558 Her fucking rack. 512 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,518 Jesus, you scared me. 513 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,079 You okay? 514 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,556 I'm fine. I'm just gonna go home. 515 00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,231 He's not what you thought. 516 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,473 It's fucking depressing. 517 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,953 Been imagining this moment your whole life? 518 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,119 I had this white fringe pleather jacket I always thought I'd wear if I ever met him. 519 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,838 Nice, pleather. What happened? 520 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,194 You're right. 521 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,156 Maybe that would've made the difference. 522 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,799 Most people are better in the abstract. 523 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,159 It's Alex, right? 524 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,069 Yeah. 525 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,189 Fahri. 526 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,795 You want a bump? 527 00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,598 No, thanks. 528 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,039 Smart girl. 529 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,030 Fahri, what are you doing hanging out with these losers? 530 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,553 They're my clients. 531 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,829 What do you do? 532 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,673 I work for an international drug cartel. 533 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,709 Right. 534 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,676 Will you get Gloria? I'm dying. 535 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,039 You're not dying. 536 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,074 Here. 537 00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:59,997 Serves you right for drinking some stupid potion from some half-assed santera. 538 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,833 -Who told you? -She told me. 539 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,071 So I told her to give you some roots and berries. 540 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,958 Make you shit your brains out and learn your lesson. 541 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,992 So the tea was bullshit? It's not gonna work? 542 00:34:12,240 --> 00:34:14,959 You think I'm gonna let you ice my grandbaby? 543 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,312 You want me to end up like you? 544 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,356 I'm already in prison. 545 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,149 All I need is five different baby daddies and an ass tattoo of a dog. 546 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,713 It's a wolf. 547 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:30,870 Daya, I made mistakes, okay? 548 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,428 I didn't have nobody teaching me what to do. 549 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,152 Get away from me. 550 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,032 -Maybe I'm not the mother of the year... -You think? 551 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,793 But at least I put something into this world that could still be good. 552 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,669 I made something. 553 00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:49,994 I fucked up my own life, but Eva, Lucy and Christina, 554 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,198 Emiliano, even you could still be something. 555 00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,357 Babies give you hope. 556 00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,149 Fuck. 557 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:57,874 Oh, my God. 558 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,873 There's mold. 559 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,390 There's mold on the bologna. 560 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:09,759 Oh, my God. 561 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,839 I found a maggot. 562 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,514 Hello? 563 00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:27,233 Is someone there? 564 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,994 Are you real? 565 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,390 Yes. Yes, I'm real. Are you real? 566 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:39,353 I don't know. 567 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,232 I'm gonna take a bus all the way to the Bronx. 568 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,833 Right to Angelo's Pizza 569 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,797 and I'm gonna get a giant slice with the works. 570 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,075 But just one, because after, 571 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,118 we're gonna have a big old Thanksgiving at my cousin, Neicey, house, 572 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,749 and we probably gonna go out dancing at the Monte Carlo Room, 573 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:03,278 and I'ma order a Sex on the Beach with 1 0 maraschino cherries in it. 574 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,869 And some man gonna buy it for me. 575 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,638 Well, that sounds like a plan. 576 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:17,275 You know, ain't no one on the outside gonna do my 'do for a can of Pepsi. 577 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,519 Which you still owe me, by the way. 578 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,110 Jefferson, they're releasing you now. Van's leaving. 579 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,997 Right now? I gotta say my goodbyes. 580 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:30,317 It's a holiday. COs wanna go home and see their families. 581 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,109 If you don't go now, you're not getting out till Monday. Let's go. 582 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,993 Yo! Where's Poussey at? 583 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,798 Jefferson! Now. 584 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,073 What the fuck? What the fuck? They already took her? 585 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,479 I didn't even say goodbye. 586 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,795 Taystee! Yo! Tays! 587 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,037 She can't hear you. 588 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,075 -Hello? -Hello! 589 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,195 -Hello! -Hi! 590 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,716 Come in, new family. Hello, happy Thanksgiving. 591 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:29,956 -Your parents have a nice place. -Yeah. 592 00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,029 -Cal! -Hi. 593 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,918 -Hi. Do you know Pete? -No. 594 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,479 And this is Finn. 595 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:37,434 Wow. 596 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,194 He looks like Steve Buscemi. 597 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,278 Congratulations, man. 598 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,078 Gotta wash your hands first. 599 00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:44,269 Isn't that just to touch the baby? 600 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,749 And to touch me, too. Polly's being a total nutter. 601 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,474 If it were up to Pete, he'd let him suck on the bottom of his shoe. 602 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,630 I hope you guys don't mind, but we brought a stray. 603 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,473 -Larry, this is our friend, Maury. -Hi. 604 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,758 Yeah, Maury Kind. 605 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,354 I'm sorry, you're not a stray. You're Maury Kind from NPR! 606 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,431 -Guilty. -Oh, my God, I love you. 607 00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,876 I love your show. I mean, I love... I love you. 608 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,194 -Thank you. -Wow. 609 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,355 -Back off, Larry. -Sorry, sorry. 610 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,874 -Where should we put our stuff? -Put it in the kitchen, follow me. 611 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,473 You come meet my girlfriend! 612 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,070 Don't get in her way, Cal! She's got an angry, red vagina 613 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,515 and she's been drinking rum punch since 1 0:00 a.m. 614 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,999 Thank God we pumped. 615 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,909 I cannot believe you brought Maury Kind. 616 00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,474 Yeah, I'm mixing sound on Urban Tales. 617 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,835 He's going through a divorce, so I invited him. 618 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,799 -I didn't know you'd geek out so hard. -You know, I'd love to talk to him. 619 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,993 Well, it'd be weird if you didn't. 620 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,833 Besides, he read your "Modern Love" column and loved it. 621 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,353 Stop it. Seriously? 622 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,635 Holy shit. 623 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,195 -Your language. -Sorry. 624 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:45,469 What an asshole. 625 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:51,434 I cannot believe people like him are even allowed to work here. 626 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:55,878 They take these insecure, and frustrated men 627 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,190 and they put them in charge of a bunch of powerless women 628 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,795 and they become these predatory creeps. 629 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:07,153 I mean, all of that condescending "I know what's best for you" bullshit. 630 00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:13,238 You can rage, but they always win. They're the ones with the keys. 631 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,797 How long have you been down here? 632 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,274 I've lost track. I don't know. 633 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,479 Nine months? 634 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,279 A year? 635 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,953 A year? 636 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,399 That's insane. 637 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,712 They keep the lights on, so you lose all sense of time. 638 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,074 It's not living. 639 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,789 I mean, yeah, you're breathing, but you ain't a person no more. 640 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:46,351 It's bad. You start to see shit that ain't there. 641 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,912 You start to hear voices. 642 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,633 Oh, my God. 643 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,476 They keep you here till they break you. 644 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,672 I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 645 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,438 Why did I do that? 646 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,992 Why did I say those things? 647 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,313 He's never going to let me out of here. 648 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,237 I am so fucking stupid. 649 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,913 I am so fucking stupid! 650 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,231 What's wrong with me? 651 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,672 You still there? 652 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,670 I swear to God that if they let me out of here... 653 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,233 I will shut up. 654 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:52,959 I will shut up and I will put my head down and I will do my time 655 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:58,239 and I'll smile at Healy and I won't go near her. 656 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,636 I won't even look at her. 657 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,474 I can do that. I can do that. I can. 658 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,193 Please. 659 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,870 Please don't leave me here. 660 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,154 Please. 661 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,551 Hey, Vause, I know you're not working, but can I get my bag? 662 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,835 Yeah, just give me a sec. 663 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,871 What happened to your glasses? 664 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,996 Smashed in the name of Jesus. 665 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,150 Shit. Pennsatucky? 666 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,153 Wow, you guys have released the kraken. 667 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,119 She's decided it's her Christian duty to annihilate me. 668 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,515 Because I'm a "privileged rich girl." 669 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,919 Which is hilarious, because those types of girls tortured me my whole fucking life. 670 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,431 If you and I had met in fifth grade, you'd have made fun of my clothes. 671 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,275 Who, me? 672 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,316 No, no, no, no. I would never. 673 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,595 -You look terrific. -Fuck! 674 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:56,153 I know what you were like. 675 00:42:56,240 --> 00:43:01,837 Upper West Side, doorman building, skiing in Jackson Hole. 676 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,275 Am I wrong? 677 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,197 -Who told you that shit? -No one. 678 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:10,956 My business was built on sniffing out girls like you and turning 'em into drug mules. 679 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,759 I knew it. You're a pimp. 680 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,911 Man, you would've been perfect. 681 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,876 Little Nicky at 1 9? I would've turned you out in two seconds. 682 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,349 I'd make a terrible mule. I would've done all your drugs. 683 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,556 Besides, okay, what makes you think I would've fallen for your shit? 684 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,313 Well, you grew up rich, so you're used to easy money. 685 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,233 You have enough stamps in your passport to avoid suspicion. 686 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,550 -You hate your parents. -Yeah, totally. 687 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,551 You're in your experimental phase. 688 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,471 All you wanna do is fuck a woman or black guy, 689 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,471 have some adventure 690 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,391 and still be able to afford a Birkin bag. 691 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:44,795 Shit, I'm in! 692 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,435 Fuck it. You know me. 693 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,153 Sign me up. 694 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,239 Was that who Piper was? 695 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,591 No, no, Piper was different. 696 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:54,954 Why? 'Cause you loved her? 697 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:58,713 Because she was different. 698 00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,154 Get some glue, pimp. 699 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:07,795 Fuck. 700 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,353 Crystal is in love with her pastor. 701 00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,118 I'm not surprised. 702 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,509 A lot of women lust after their pastors, it's very common. 703 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,957 And pastors can do that. Priests have to learn to bounce their eyes. 704 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,959 What's that? 705 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,192 You never stay focused on a member of the opposite sex for too long. 706 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,910 That's how I watch every Russell Crowe movie. 707 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,519 She wants my blessing. 708 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,280 -Then you should give it to her. -Why? 709 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,471 I don't understand why she needs to have sex. 710 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,471 I mean, look at you. 711 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,992 I'm a nun, I took a vow. 712 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:57,470 She married a man with a penis, I assume because she wanted to use it occasionally. 713 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,790 How much time do you have left? 714 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,911 Three years, eight months. 715 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,279 You got what you needed at a pretty big cost to your family. 716 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,311 This is what she needs. 717 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,514 Doesn't Crystal deserve some happiness? 718 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,918 Let her go. 719 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,068 I can't. 720 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,230 It's the right thing to do. 721 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,599 Did you want some more sweet potatoes? 722 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,913 So, Neri, what do you do? 723 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,792 I'm a hyperbaric welder. 724 00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,714 Yeah, I used to work on the pipelines, but now I just normal weld. 725 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,272 Isn't she a badass? 726 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:43,874 We met when I was fabricating some sculptures. 727 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,316 I have so many burn scars, Cal and I are naming them. 728 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,795 Speaking of scars, how was it? The whole birth thing? 729 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,869 Did you eat your placenta? 730 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,712 No. We passed on that. 731 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,638 It's really good for you. Crazy nutrients. 732 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,833 People dehydrate it and make it into pills, but that's the expensive way. 733 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,309 I always just thought you could, like, scramble it up. 734 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,079 Just, like, put it in a pan with some salt and pepper. 735 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,519 It sounds gross, but possibly delicious. 736 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,919 Throw some sage in there, too. 737 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,915 Do you still have it? 738 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,359 I don't. 739 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,909 Pete, you're dropping food on his head. 740 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,078 So, yeah, you know, we both decided to stick it out, you know. 741 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:29,075 I mean, it hasn't been easy, but, you know, relationships are not easy. 742 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,149 -Right? -Right. Yeah. 743 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,232 Well, I thought your column was an interesting perspective. 744 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,279 -You know, the long-suffering husband. -Fiancé. 745 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,635 I mean, I didn't really mean for it to come off that way. 746 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,472 No. No, no, no, it was very entertaining. 747 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,831 -Thank you... Yeah. -Yeah. 748 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,150 -Well, I'm a big fan of yours. I mean... -Well. 749 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,914 Yeah, I love your show and... 750 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,595 I was just listening to the one on road trips. 751 00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,872 Cal, the turkey is amazing. 752 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,833 -It's perfectly cooked. -Thanks, man. It's a heritage bird. 753 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,871 Actually, Maury... 754 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:07,593 I was thinking that my story would work really well aloud. 755 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,156 -Right. -You know, 'cause I consider myself 756 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:12,754 a much better verbal storyteller. 757 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,869 -Right. -You know, I don't know if you ever... 758 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,275 Cal, what is a heritage... I'm sorry, what was that? 759 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:21,718 Sorry. No, I didn't know if you ever were open to maybe doing a prison episode. 760 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,519 You know, if you ever had guests like me on. 761 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,630 Yeah. The thing is, if we wanted to document prison, 762 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:30,473 we'd probably talk to actual inmates. 763 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:34,473 And if we were gonna do a story about someone whose loved one was in prison, 764 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,949 we'd find a more representative example. 765 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,833 Cycle of poverty, that sort of thing. 766 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:44,710 Right. Yeah, no, that... I get... That makes sense. I get it. 767 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:51,672 But, you know, we are working on a show about unique long-distance relationships. 768 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,594 You know, a guy who works down on the ice every year, 769 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,272 a pair of married missionaries. 770 00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,713 Your story could be good on that. 771 00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,518 -Really? -Yeah. 772 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,072 Wow. Yeah. I mean... 773 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,390 Wow, I would love that. 774 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,357 I mean, I would love to do that. 775 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,589 -Hey, toast! -Yes! 776 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,511 -Toast. -Cheers. 777 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,477 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. 778 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,549 Eye contact. 779 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,992 No gravy? 780 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,038 Why is there no gravy? 781 00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,792 You complaining? 782 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,792 No, ma'am. No, no, no. 783 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,757 Come on, Little Boo. Let's not complain. 784 00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:42,718 I don't know why you threw it out. I tried it. It tasted great to me. 785 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:52,230 I'm thankful for my health, for my strong body and mind. 786 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:58,316 And for you girls, who remind me every day that self-forgiveness is possible. 787 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,189 I'm thankful that Taystee got the fuck out of this dump. 788 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,759 Yeah, I'll second that. 789 00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,877 I'm thankful for my new bitch, Little Boo. 790 00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,394 Sit, hooker. Good girl. 791 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,959 There you go. 792 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,229 And, of course, I'm thankful for all y'all other bitches. 793 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,278 Do you wanna say grace, Sister? 794 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,513 I trust in the Lord 795 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:28,037 with all my heart and lean not on my own understanding. 796 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,912 Amen. 797 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:40,398 Man, it sucks to get glasses replaced, 798 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,994 you have to get someone on the outside to fill your prescription. 799 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,275 How blind are you? 800 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:46,508 Blindish. 801 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,035 Bright side, you can't see the color of these potatoes. 802 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,680 It doesn't feel right to be eating while she's in there. 803 00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,349 Straight girls. They'll fuck you up every time. 804 00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:52,394 Hey! 805 00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,079 Hey. 806 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,590 Did you get this loaf thing? 807 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,075 Looks like three different dinners mushed together into a mound. 808 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,113 Are you looking at it? 809 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,749 Hello? 810 00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,114 Can you hear me? 811 00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,271 Please tell me that you're still there. 812 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,395 You can't leave her in there. 813 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,636 I don't know what the hell she's doing in Seg in the first place. 814 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:32,395 Christ, even Mendez said it was uncalled for 815 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,436 and that guy lives to throw people in the box. 816 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,351 -You're not my boss. -Today I am. 817 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,759 Fig is on vacation. 818 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:43,870 And I am telling you I don't have the write-ups or the paperwork to support it. 819 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:47,032 She got under your skin, Sam. This is personal. 820 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,628 She thinks she's running the place. 821 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,110 You don't have to tell me that. 822 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,315 Her fiancé is raising a stink bigger than the shit I took this morning. 823 00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,914 Christ, he's probably got the Obamas on the phone by now. 824 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,912 These liberal, wealthy offenders, they're connected. 825 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:06,952 And if they review this, the paper trail is going to be sweaty. 826 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,672 So do us all a favor and get her out of there. 827 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,831 It's not even 48 hours. 828 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,393 Get her out of there. 829 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:38,510 I'm sorry you feeling like shit, chica, but I had to do it. 830 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,358 It's okay. I'm relieved, actually. 831 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,548 I wanna keep it. 832 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,552 But I don't wanna get him in trouble, though. 833 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,675 Don't worry, nena. We'll figure something out. 834 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,036 You're gonna have a baby. I'm gonna be a grandmother. 835 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,071 Hello? 836 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,072 An inmate from Litchfield Federal Prison is attempting to contact you. 837 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,435 To accept the call, please press one. 838 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,797 Baby?. It's me. 839 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,070 I'm just getting in the car. 840 00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,312 I'll just take a minute. 841 00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,958 I was wrong. 842 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,433 You do whatever you need to do. 843 00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:46,959 You have my blessing. 844 00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,118 Thank you. 845 00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,471 Happy Thanksgiving. 846 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,034 You Josie's girl? 847 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,951 My cousin, Neicey, told me I could stay here. 848 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:11,958 Neicey don't live here no more. And I know she ain't your cousin. 849 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,672 We had the same foster family. 850 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:18,478 Look, I ain't getting my ass in trouble letting some ex-con stay in my house. 851 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,313 But I have to stay here. This is the address I gave my supervisor. 852 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,476 The system gonna come check on me. 853 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,318 That ain't my problem. 854 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,311 I ain't got nowhere else to stay at. 855 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:29,515 Shit. 856 00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,957 You can sleep in that corner. 857 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,313 On the floor. 858 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,198 Leave that mattress where it is. 859 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,671 'Cause I ain't having no rapey motherfuckers coming in off that fire-escape again. 860 00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,791 And you're out in the morning, understand? 861 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,674 Burset. 862 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,519 You gave me four. 863 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,272 Yeah, new doctor. 864 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,948 He said your chart was wrong. So you're back to your old dosage. 865 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,475 Thank you. 866 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,189 Thank you. 867 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,276 Chapman! You're out. 868 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,679 Back to camp. 869 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,195 Mr. Healy? 870 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,598 Piper Chapman's fiancé came to visit while she was in lock-up. 871 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:45,629 And? 872 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,915 He left his number, sir. 873 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,319 I'm sorry, I know that's against the rules, 874 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,470 but he wanted to know why she was in SHU. 875 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,073 Okay. Thank you. I'll take that. 876 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,913 Hello?. 877 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,513 Hello, Mr. Bloom? 878 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,717 This is Counselor Healy from the Department of Corrections. 879 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,873 I have some information that might interest you regarding your fiancée. 880 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,956 Holy shit, Chapman, you're out. 881 00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,235 Oh, my God... 882 00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:05,790 -Let's get out of here. -Are you okay? 883 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,911 What are we doing here?