1 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,037 And now what? You wipe it up, but that does not disinfect. 2 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:30,913 How are you going to disinfect? 3 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,390 I don't know. I've never cleaned up another person's pee before. 4 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,471 Quite a privileged life you've led! 5 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,711 Yeah, well, now... Now I'm here. 6 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,918 I have to be up in three hours. 7 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,477 I ought to knock you into Tuesday for bringing that baggage to my house! 8 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:51,633 Like I asked for this? I don't want this. 9 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,233 I don't know what to do. 10 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,515 About what? You clean the piss! 11 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,519 The piss, the stalker, your anger, 12 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:03,355 my cluelessness, disinfectant. 13 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,192 There is another person's pee on me, 14 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,750 and I'm not allowed to use the bathroom until the morning. 15 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,830 I have to sleep with stranger pee on me. 16 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:17,871 Coo-coo. It's hard for you. Little girl lost. 17 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,271 Dee! Where's Dee? Get over here, child. 18 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,916 Dee, take off that uniform, put an iron to it, 19 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,831 and if you're not ready to go in five minutes, 20 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,710 I'm sending you back on the next boat! Go! 21 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,519 Baptiste, close the door, you're letting all the heat out. 22 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,639 Get in here. 23 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,399 Who's this one? 24 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,717 This is Claudette. 25 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,152 Look at this skinny cat. 26 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,312 Open your mouth. How are your teeth, skinny cat? 27 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,834 This is your home now. And you will only speak English here. 28 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:29,033 Understand? Let me hear. 29 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,151 Yes, understanding. 30 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,157 Go in the back and get changed. 31 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,074 Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall. Go on! There's work to do. 32 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:39,309 Work? 33 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:44,918 Yes. You'll be working for me until you pay off your parents' debt. 34 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,555 Now get in the back and change your clothes. 35 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,511 How about we feed the cat, Ti Tessa? 36 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,956 Give her a moment to breathe. It's all new. 37 00:03:58,160 --> 00:03:59,388 It's all new! 38 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,592 You got your money, Baptiste. Why are you still here? 39 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,713 No one makes manje kreyòl like you. You cook like home. 40 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,555 Go in the kitchen, both of you. 41 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,917 I got mad respect for you, OG. You know, mad props. 42 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,235 Can I ask you something? 43 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:36,913 I don't know, can you? 44 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,790 Yeah. It's just that my girl, Mercy, is getting out, 45 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,314 and I was thinking maybe you could make that cake that you do. 46 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,234 Like, the one you made at Easter. That shit was the bomb. 47 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:50,477 I made it to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. 48 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:53,595 Well, Mercy be resurrecting up out of here, right? 49 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,829 Don't you think that deserve cake? 50 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,958 Are you saying your Mercy is like the good Lord, Jesus? 51 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,114 Did your Mercy die for our sins? I don't think so. 52 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,629 She's my boo. 53 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,793 I'm tired and not in the mood. Go away now. 54 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,230 My friends went a little overboard. 55 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,591 When I first got here, my friends sent me all kind of shit, too. 56 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:21,869 Enjoy it while it lasts. 57 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,558 You got anything sexy in there? 58 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,557 I might have some Nicholson Baker. 59 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,876 -Who? -You need to leave. 60 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,511 Take some books with you. Educate yourself. 61 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,999 Not that it helped this one. 62 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,914 So, what you want? You want some of this, huh? 63 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:41,989 You like this? 64 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,156 I can make you feel good. That's how much I love my girl. 65 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,750 I'm struck by your devotion. 66 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,638 And sick to my stomach, too. Get out! 67 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,155 I'm gonna find something you want, OG. 68 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,832 You keep thinking, I'll keep thinking. 69 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:57,989 Out! 70 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,349 Children. 71 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:09,468 I got a new job assignment. 72 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:15,989 I don't like mess. 73 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,877 I'm sorry. I'll organize them. 74 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,270 Book mess, piss mess. 75 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,389 I know. 76 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,198 You take care of it or... 77 00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:26,589 Newts! 78 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:33,070 Newts? Where are my newts? Gather. Here. 79 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,395 Newts? 80 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,357 It's his adorable word for newbies. 81 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,029 What are you doing? 82 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:42,999 It's an art piece representing the futility of blue-collar labor 83 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,672 in a technological age. 84 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:46,795 And vaginas. 85 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,798 Go gather before he yells in your face. 86 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:52,279 He's got breath like dead things. 87 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,278 Welcome to the electric shop. 88 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,789 Tools are kept here. 89 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:08,679 If you want a tool, turn in a chit. 90 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:13,399 Chits have numbers. The numbers are assigned to you. 91 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:16,877 If the tools go missing, we know who has them, 92 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,879 and your ass is grass. 93 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,349 Demonstration. 94 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,109 You. 95 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,952 My chit number is seven. They all have seven on 'em. 96 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,510 I hand a chit in, I get my tool. 97 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,437 I hand the tool back, I get my chit back. 98 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,511 Hey, Rabbit Pearl! 99 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,550 Ease back, all right? We're all gonna go numb. 100 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,312 Anyways, simple as that. 101 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,353 Mr. Luschek, I think that there's been a mistake. 102 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,874 I asked to be put in the education program. 103 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,755 Is that right, sweetheart? 104 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,719 Yes. I think I'd be more useful there. I was a TA in college. 105 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,189 What's that, like, "tits" and "ass?" 106 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,114 I'm just saying that I know something about teaching. 107 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,589 I don't know the first thing about electrical work. 108 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,917 Repeat after me, "Don't electrocute yourself." 109 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,873 "Don't electrocute yourself." 110 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,439 Now you know the first thing. 111 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,955 Here, read this. 112 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,149 Then 113 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:25,989 fix this. 114 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,469 The light turns on, you can call it a day. 115 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,713 That goes for all of you newts. 116 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:34,714 Read, fix the lamp, go away. 117 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,873 That's your day, that's your job. 118 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,076 Jobs pay. This is bullshit. 119 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,035 You're making 1 1 cents an hour. 120 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,473 Right. So I could, like, save up 121 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:47,790 and buy a $6 Pepsi at the company store? 122 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:49,911 Pepsi, $5.75. 123 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,230 It's bullshit. I ain't picking cotton. 124 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,755 God, you're one of them. 125 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,194 Bet your ass I am. 126 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:00,230 Fine. Sit in the cage and check out the tools. 127 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,156 In other words, sit on your ass and do nothing all day. 128 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,389 You think you can handle that? 129 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,992 You speakin' my language. That's what I'm talking about. 130 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:22,915 I need a wrench. 131 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,268 Voilà! The monkey can dance. 132 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,589 What'd you call me? 133 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,351 You lose a tool, you go to SHU. 134 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:41,949 Time for my nap. 135 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:50,633 So you go to that address 136 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,638 and you tell them I trained you in my kitchen. 137 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,638 They'll pay you shit and work you like a Chinese on the railroad, 138 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:57,789 but it's a job. 139 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:01,755 Red, thank you so much for this. 140 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,798 You don't come back here, all right? 141 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,789 That's what I'm hopin'. 142 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,393 I hope so, too. 143 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,318 Most of these girls are in and out so much, 144 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:11,759 it's like they're fucking the place. 145 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,560 Mercy, can I have your combs? 146 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,833 Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock. 147 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,149 How about your muumuu? 148 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:20,309 Fine. 149 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,228 What about this? 150 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:23,749 You'll swim in that. 151 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,999 I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps. You know, for stretching. 152 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,231 Okay, whatever. 153 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:33,911 "Whatever?" That's my shirt. I gave you that shirt. 154 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:38,799 Yeah. You gave it to me, so it's mine. 155 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,590 And I can give it to who I want. 156 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,874 Little girl, don't make me go mental on you. 157 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,630 Boo, you don't run me no more. 158 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:53,435 I know you miss my ass. 159 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,795 But Tricia's been taking real good care of it, 160 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,716 and soon it's walkin' out of here. 161 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,513 Let me look at it. 162 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,233 You might wanna wash it. 163 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,199 Still got some stank on it. 164 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,995 You know, 165 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,715 it's not your ass that I want anymore, 166 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,195 it's your back. 167 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,356 Yeah. You better watch it, bitch. 168 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,635 What's the drama? 169 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:31,838 Mercy should know better than to fuck with Boo this close to her date. 170 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,713 Shit. Well, you think she'll try something? 171 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,598 She stole Shelly's date. 172 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,589 Shelly? 173 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:40,796 Mrs. Boo, three Mrs. Boos ago. 174 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,913 The week before her date, Boo had some girl jump her. 175 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,393 There was a fight. 176 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:50,199 Shelly had been growing out her nails, 177 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,430 mauled that girl like a tiger. 178 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,757 Caught two more years down the hill. 179 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,434 Jeez. 180 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,479 "Remove the stand off the body..." 181 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,278 Hey, how about a lunch break, Chapman? 182 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,156 God. Yes, please. 183 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:15,749 Thanks. 184 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,235 Bologna. 185 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,274 Like your lunch? 186 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,395 I'm not complaining. 187 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,917 You learn fast. So, how's it going? 188 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,319 I can't get my lamp to turn on. 189 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,675 Yeah, long day for you. 190 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,117 Well, I, on the other hand, am feeling great job satisfaction. 191 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,635 My hole in the wall goes very deep. 192 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,315 So, how's your mental health? 193 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,589 You know, I can't shake the feeling 194 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,910 that at the end of the day I'm gonna be able to go home. 195 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,472 And, like, in the morning, when I wake up, 196 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:02,155 there are these few seconds before I realize where I am, 197 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,998 and then I do realize, and I can't breathe. 198 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:12,035 And I wanna cry and throw shit and kill myself. 199 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,469 When does that end? 200 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,149 I'll let you know. 201 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,954 Lunch is over, ladies. Back in. 202 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,679 No, but we just sat down. 203 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,148 And now you can get up and get back to work. 204 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,274 Speaking of which, what the fuck are you doing in there, Nichols? 205 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:36,516 I'm makin' you a glory hole, Luschek. 206 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,353 Then, by all means, carry on. 207 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:41,349 Back inside. 208 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,749 Is there a problem?. 209 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,160 Not at all. In fact, I have some good news. 210 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,871 We could all stand a little good news. 211 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:56,149 Your case manager called, and there's interest in reopening your case. 212 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:02,709 Seems to be some immigration law reform, blah-di-blah. 213 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:05,149 You're being reviewed for potential early release. 214 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,233 I don't care to dredge up the past. 215 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,232 This could mean a lot less time. 216 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,197 I appreciate the opportunity, but no, thank you. 217 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,712 It will be a whole lot of aggravation for nothing. 218 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,078 I know how these things go. 219 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,074 Is there anything else? 220 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,755 No. No. 221 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,232 I'll let 'em know your decision. 222 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,071 That's the way it is. You work, you pay off your debt, 223 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,830 then you go off and live your life. Do you understand? 224 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,435 You can wear it with slacks, or with a skirt and tights. 225 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,839 What do you prefer? 226 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,239 Skirt. 227 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,759 Okay. It is important that you keep your uniform clean. 228 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:59,679 You can't be trusted to clean a house if you can't keep yourself. 229 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,359 Yes, Miss Claudette. 230 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,715 When you go to people's homes, you will be polite, 231 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:06,269 and clean, and respectful. 232 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,954 No foolishness, no laziness. 233 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:12,072 And it's, "Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir." 234 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,112 No back talk, understood? 235 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,075 Speak up, child. 236 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,639 Sorry. Yes, ma'am. 237 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,029 Good. 238 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,269 Put your things away 239 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,477 and come into the kitchen for some food when you've settled in. 240 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:29,869 Baptiste! 241 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,795 You were gone long this trip. 242 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,149 Too long. 243 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,589 I brought something for you. 244 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,395 You know I don't like gifts. 245 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,948 Everyone likes gifts, even you. 246 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,238 Mangoes! 247 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,309 Thank you. 248 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,309 They're my favorites. 249 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,509 I know that. 250 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,274 Hey... 251 00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,832 Claudette, I got married. 252 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,509 Congratulations. 253 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,509 She's here. 254 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,592 She's here? What do you mean, she's here? Where? 255 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,999 Josephine, come here. 256 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,193 -Hello. -Bonjour. 257 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,194 Claudette, this is Josephine. 258 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,793 Come in, please. So nice to meet you. 259 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,437 Can I get you something to drink? 260 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,873 Yes, that would be wonderful. 261 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:34,872 -Orange juice? -Perfect. 262 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,470 I'll get it. Claudette, sit down. 263 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,948 Can I get you a malta? 264 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,996 Yes, thank you. In the icebox. 265 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,477 My husband speaks of you often. 266 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,036 Yes. We've been friends a long time. 267 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,431 I don't know how you've done it all these years. 268 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:00,949 Done what? 269 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,311 Taken in these children when you couldn't have children of your own. 270 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,913 It must be so difficult. 271 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,479 I've made my peace with it. 272 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,474 "Put the body in the base and..." 273 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,273 And turn it... All right. 274 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,509 Okay. 275 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,517 It's like free shock therapy. 276 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,876 You might lose your short-term memory, but it's a sweet escape. 277 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,951 Work's done. Wrap it up, ladies. 278 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,598 I couldn't make my lamp work. 279 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,392 -You'll try again tomorrow. -But you said... 280 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,914 I say a lot of shit, then I wanna go home. 281 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,436 So, clean up, return your tools. 282 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,796 You get out of the cage when all the tools are back in. 283 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,397 Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw some shit at you, cracker. 284 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,228 Hit the floor, ladies. 285 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,549 What the hell is going on? 286 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,676 When the alarm goes off, you have to lay face-down on the ground. 287 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,075 -Why? -Because the white man said so. 288 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,235 She's right. 289 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,351 False alarm, false alarm. 290 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,354 Some rookie thought it was a light switch. Back to stat. 291 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,714 Copy that. 292 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,916 -It was called off. -What? 293 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,998 You can get up. False alarm. Everything is fine. 294 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,308 That alarm scared me. 295 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,317 Yeah. It's loud. 296 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,872 I'm trying to stop smoking. My buddy says that this helps. 297 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,080 Menthols were my thing. 298 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,639 Newports. 299 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,708 Still jonesin'. 300 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,359 Can I try some? 301 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,832 I guess if... 302 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,077 You can trust me, I'm not gonna tell anyone. 303 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,038 Where do you put it? Like, underneath your tongue or... 304 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,429 Between your lip and your lower front teeth. 305 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,709 Okay. Just... 306 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,789 Here. 307 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,954 That's disgusting. 308 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,114 That's horrible. 309 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,748 Thanks. Sorry. I didn't like that. 310 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,716 It's gross, I know. I shouldn't really do it either. 311 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,155 You got a little between your two teeth. 312 00:19:55,120 --> 00:20:00,194 No, the other two, but also those. It's in all your teeth. 313 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,034 -Wait, hold on. -What are you doing? 314 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,110 Would you use it as a toothpick and... 315 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,475 Would you? Just... 316 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,995 Yeah. 317 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,153 Come on, this is ridiculous. The screwdriver is missing? 318 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,438 -Someone's gotta have it. -I don't know. 319 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,159 Where's the list of names? 320 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,069 What do you mean? 321 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,912 I told you for every chit that comes in, 322 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,189 there has to be a name written down. 323 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,753 You did not tell me that. 324 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,796 You told me to take the chit, give the tool, 325 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,480 get the tool back, give back the chit. 326 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,675 I fucking did that. 327 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,068 Who the hell has it? 328 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,835 I don't know... 329 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,989 God! 330 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,389 Fuck! 331 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:56,155 A screwdriver is considered a deadly weapon. 332 00:20:56,480 --> 00:21:01,031 That is another five years on your sentence 333 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,953 if you are caught with it in your possession. 334 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,674 I don't like being threatened for something I didn't do. 335 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:12,432 No. I'm not threatening you, I'm informing you of the facts. 336 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,474 Sounds like a threat to me. I already told you, I don't have it. 337 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,233 I put her in charge of the tools, it's her fault. 338 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,756 Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the buck on me, it's your fuckin' job. 339 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,552 I'm just a monkey in a cage, remember? 340 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,914 No, no, I think that she means her... 341 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,514 No, I don't need you translating for me, Honey Boo Boo. 342 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:29,834 Be quiet! 343 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,835 If you had done your job correctly, 344 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,679 we would know who is responsible for this theft. 345 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,993 I want all these women searched. 346 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,878 I don't know about these other bitches, 347 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,679 but no man-guard is patting me down and coppin' a feel. 348 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,593 Of course, as is your right. 349 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,668 Donaldson, take her down to SHU and let her wait there 350 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,278 until we can find a female officer to conduct a thorough, thorough search. 351 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,476 Don't touch me, I can walk out myself. 352 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,710 Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 353 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:04,078 Yo, smell his breath! Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 354 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,636 Anyone else have a problem with a male officer? 355 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,919 If you cooperate, it tells me you have nothing to hide. 356 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,159 If you know who took this weapon and do not speak up, 357 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,872 you will be considered an accomplice and charged accordingly. 358 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,031 If your memory is jogged, you all know where my office is. 359 00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,274 Yep, they're good. 360 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:53,313 Everyone return to camp, report back here tomorrow. 361 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,312 Jesus Christ, that was scary. Did he touch your tit? 362 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,516 -Cupped my ass. -Who do you think took it? 363 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,199 Someone's going down for this. 364 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,996 You think your angry friend, Janae, took it? 365 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,799 I wouldn't say that she's my friend. 366 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,314 I say, "Hi," she says, "Shut the fuck up." 367 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,231 I say, "Hey, how's it going?" 368 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:27,153 She sucks her teeth, maybe calls me "bitch" 369 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,117 or "you Taylor Swift-ass motherfucker." 370 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,191 We're on our way. 371 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,709 That's just fucking racist, you look nothing like Taylor Swift. 372 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,360 We do not all look alike, despite what they think. 373 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:39,878 Is SHU really that bad? 374 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:45,115 It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible. 375 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,592 Okay, yeah, that was a dumb question. 376 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:52,956 A lady next door to me in there ate a rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her. 377 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:58,071 So, she bit it back, and back, and back. 378 00:23:58,360 --> 00:23:59,349 Hey. 379 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,837 Hey, brain, I wanna ask you something. 380 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,075 Okay. 381 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,315 What is this? 382 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,834 A letter to request an appeal. 383 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,509 I need to get out, 384 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,795 'cause my girlfriend's getting out and I gotta be with her. 385 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,835 Frankly, I can't wait for that screamer to hit the bricks. 386 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,595 I'm not so good with words, and you read everything and shit, 387 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,715 so you'll help me out? 388 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,156 Sure, yeah. I'll take a look at it. 389 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,749 What? 390 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,797 Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? 391 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,871 Last time I drank tequila, I woke up in Weehawken. 392 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,712 Yeah, isn't that where you're from? 393 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,755 Fucking shithole. 394 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,353 Yeah, well, Piper loves tequila. 395 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,869 I gotta go. 396 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,434 What? Afraid I'll tell them the pork chop story? 397 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,832 Yeah, this is fuckin' weird, okay? 398 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,356 I have a pork chop story, too. You go first. 399 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,674 They're under the bed. 400 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:57,875 What? 401 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,277 Your books. I don't like clutter. 402 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,074 Yeah. No, clutter's the worst. 403 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,032 You get hit on the head today? 404 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,589 Okay. 405 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,632 Yo! Dump your shit, they're doing a sweep. 406 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,035 -My God. -What did you do? 407 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,071 I don't know. I literally... I do not know. 408 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,674 It was a mistake. I can't believe... Fuck! Fuck! 409 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,754 Outside! Both of you. 410 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,714 This is a mandatory random bunk inspection. 411 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,990 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 412 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,949 All clear. 413 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,956 What were you thinking? 414 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,679 My sweatshirt was outside. I don't remember putting it in my pocket. 415 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,638 -Maybe I am losing my memory. -Jesus. 416 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,950 No, I'll just tell them the truth. I'll just give it back. 417 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,314 -You can't do that! -Why? 418 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,516 Because here they don't believe the truth. 419 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,114 They'll throw you in SHU and me as an accomplice. 420 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,436 What should I do? Should I just... Should I dump it in the yard? 421 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,598 Suppose some nut job, like your peeing admirer, 422 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,752 were to find it and stab your tall girlfriend in the eye. 423 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,158 It would come back to you, and you would be an accomplice to murder. 424 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:59,513 If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall. 425 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,149 All clear! 426 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,029 Place looks like crap. 427 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,751 We're lucky they're letting us set up at all, after the raid. 428 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,518 Would you get more over on the left side? 429 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,752 'Cause that'll really make it more festive? 430 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,117 All we need now is a piñata full of rats. 431 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,749 You know what, stretch? Your ass just got uninvited. Thanks for the help. 432 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:33,036 Shit. I just got uninvited to the most depressing party ever. 433 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,715 What will I do now to make me not wanna kill myself? 434 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:39,909 She's kind of right. 435 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,434 This is more depressing than a Tori Amos cover band. 436 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,109 Look, when in Rome, use what you got. 437 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:49,317 Unless what you got ain't enough to keep your woman. Reflect, yo. 438 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,271 Chapman's writing my appeal, and she's hella smart, 439 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,634 so I'm gonna be out of here soon. 440 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,831 With Mercy, my girl. 441 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,074 Wigga, please. 442 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,276 Mercy gonna dump your ass the second she gets out of here. 443 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,078 She likes new, shiny things. 444 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,510 And out of here, you are as dull as an old pencil, 445 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,116 with saggy tits and a fucked-up tattoo on its neck. 446 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:14,678 Butchy, face it. I win, you lose. She hates you. She loves me. 447 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,994 Yeah. And she "loved" me, too. 448 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,759 For two whole years, and then she dropped my butch ass for you. 449 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,353 And if you don't think that's the way she do, 450 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,829 then you are dumber than you look, which is pretty fuckin' dumb, 451 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,114 'cause you look like your relatives have been 452 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,838 fucking each other for generations. 453 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,598 Yeah, she'll do the same to you. 454 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,479 That girl was raised by animals, she don't know how to love. 455 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,591 Yeah? Well, you're fat. 456 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,478 You got me. 457 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,919 Hey, Dandelion! I've been missin' on you. 458 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:17,274 Hey, don't be ignoring me now. I do like I do. 459 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,757 Don't be mad at me, Dandelion. I'm sorry. 460 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,313 Just don't make me angry, all right? 461 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,634 You don't wanna see me when I'm angry. 462 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,556 So I drank a lot of water! 463 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,749 Oh, my God. 464 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,233 Mr. Healy. Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? 465 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,113 Chapman, I don't wanna hear about the job thing. 466 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,912 I put you in Electric because there's toxic mold in the GED room. 467 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,878 The education program has been suspended. 468 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,075 That's life. Deal with it. 469 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,996 The... I... That's actually, that's not what I... 470 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,758 I actually wanted to thank you. 471 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,189 Okay. 472 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,958 Great. That's great. 473 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:08,995 You wanted to thank me? 474 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:13,676 Yes. Yeah. I mean, I haven't... 475 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,277 I haven't quite figured it out yet, 476 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,555 but I'm gonna be able to rewire a lamp. 477 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,790 Soon. And I'm very excited about that. 478 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:30,275 I've always felt that I lacked practical skills in life and... 479 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,269 I don't know. 480 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,554 Are you okay, Chapman? 481 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,317 No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just, I'm just tired. 482 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,436 I hear there was a problem in your shop. 483 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,439 I hope you're staying clear of trouble. 484 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:47,032 Of course, of course, of course. Yeah. 485 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,719 I'm sure they'll find the culprit. 486 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,152 That's great. I gotta go. Thank you for everything. 487 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,076 Heard you were helping Tricia with a letter. 488 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,436 I just said that I would look at it with her. I don't... 489 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,714 I don't want any trouble. 490 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,828 Neither do I. I just want you to help me with mine. 491 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,114 -Yeah, me, too. -Yeah, same here. 492 00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,313 Well, I'm not a lawyer. You guys know that, right? 493 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:46,598 I just said that I would look over it with her. 494 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,874 But I guess that I can do that with you guys, too. 495 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:56,398 So, why don't we set up a time to talk, or, I guess, times to talk? 496 00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,914 Why not now? No day like today. 497 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:04,749 Now is really not a good time. 498 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:05,909 Wow, blanca. Really? 499 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,832 No. I need to look over everything first, 500 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,399 so why don't you leave the papers with me. 501 00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,754 Okay, well, how about this? 502 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,989 I'm innocent, I was set up. How about that? 503 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,957 Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in Jersey when that shit went down. 504 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,713 And, I mean, I may be a thief, but I'm not an embezzler, you know. 505 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,233 And that guy shot himself. 506 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,389 -We should probably look at... -I don't know anybody. 507 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,311 This is my room. 508 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,872 Not a sorority. 509 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,997 I'm sorry. I know how you feel about guests. 510 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,231 I asked them to leave. They are looking for legal help. 511 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:37,359 If you want to open a law office, do it someplace else. Not in my room! 512 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:41,789 Ladies, 513 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,949 if you don't mind. 514 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,588 Food stamp fraud? I mean, really, I was only feeding starving children. 515 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,949 Yeah. 516 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,311 Did you take care of that problem of yours? 517 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,877 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's all good. 518 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,117 Wait, shortie, you want a book to read, or a step stool? 519 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,829 'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't steppin' on the Goblet of Fire. 520 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,797 Don't be fuckin' with Harry Potter. 521 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,917 Now, you could step up on Ulysses. 522 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,993 Everyone says it's so genius, but I call it bullshit. 523 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,433 No one wants to go through all that ramblin'. 524 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,715 Ain't nobody got time for that. 525 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,998 Look at you, you're having a little Barnes & Nobles moment. 526 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,797 My bunkie is hosting Bible study, 527 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,030 which usually I can tune out, 528 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,238 but once they started arguing over who gets raptured first, I had to go. 529 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,193 Yeah. 530 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,111 I am so getting raptured first. 531 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,478 Yeah, I've technically died on three separate occasions and I've met God. 532 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,073 Dude fucking loves me. 533 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,032 I had this roommate, she was a history major. 534 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,879 She claims that she died doing a bunch of whip-its 535 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:10,553 and that an angel of darkness gave her 536 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,279 all the answers to her Renaissance final and sent her back. 537 00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:15,790 -How'd she do? -I think she got a B. 538 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,435 -That's not bad. -Yeah. 539 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,714 What was your major? 540 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,793 I just lived on campus, went to parties. 541 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,269 No moolah and no school-ah. 542 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,711 Although sometimes I sat in on classes. Film classes, free movies. 543 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,868 Is that how you know Chapman? 544 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,434 Kind of. 545 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,718 Look, I've been in here almost three years. 546 00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,314 I thought I saw all the permutations of runcher theater, 547 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,277 but you two are in a whole new play. 548 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,475 What the fuck went on with you outside? 549 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,512 I don't know. Things. 550 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,829 And stuff. 551 00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:00,399 Fine. I'll let my imagination keep running wild. 552 00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,915 Wait, three years? How much time do you have left? 553 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,669 Two more. 554 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,318 Jesus fuck. 555 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,869 What for? 556 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,393 Drugs, basically. What do you have? 557 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,356 Counting good time, subtract the three, add the one... A fuckload. 558 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:20,828 Of shitty time. 559 00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:26,032 With shitty, smelly, farting, 560 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,998 crazy, stupid fucking bitches. 561 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,992 Most of whom fucking hate me. 562 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,997 Yo, should we plan an escape? 563 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,675 Where do you wanna go? 564 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,831 I don't even know anymore. I used to. 565 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,791 I had grand plans. 566 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,560 Now I can't even get past the swirling darkness in my brain 567 00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,235 Iong enough to land on anything. 568 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,594 Man. I was just starting to like you, Vause. 569 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,593 You gonna go soft on me? 570 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,150 Fuck. Come here. 571 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,639 It'll be okay, sister. 572 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,877 There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night. 573 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,793 Tomorrow's beef and noodles. 574 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,999 Or beef and noodles. 575 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,949 What are you reading? 576 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,594 I'm going over Tricia's appeal. 577 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,234 It's a... It's a mess. 578 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,868 I want to say no, but she really needs help. 579 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,795 Is the light bothering you? 580 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:54,709 The light is fine. 581 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,835 Okay. 582 00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,559 Have you ever written anything like this? An appeal? 583 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,318 I'm really not sure where to start. 584 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,793 Miss Claudette? Are you asleep? 585 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,114 Maybe you should stay out of other people's affairs. 586 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:23,076 Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt and actually legible letter 587 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,999 would help her case, you know? 588 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,559 There's always a chance, right? 589 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,152 Hope is a dangerous thing. 590 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,554 You come in here and you tell me you've come up empty? 591 00:37:38,240 --> 00:37:43,189 No, that's unacceptable. It's totally unacceptable. 592 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,514 You find it. 593 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,592 Sir, shouldn't this be on Luschek? 594 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,676 It's Luschek's fault it's missing, 595 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,196 it's your fault it hasn't been found. 596 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,912 You go easy on these girls and what happens? 597 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,399 They take advantage. 598 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:03,435 These women are fucking criminals. Have you forgotten that? 599 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,269 And don't get me started on Luschek. 600 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,316 You know how many times I tried to fire his ass? 601 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,757 Fucking unions were not created to protect the drunk and retarded, 602 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:14,159 yet lookie here. 603 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,992 It's a lot harder to laugh with a punctured lung. 604 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,316 It goes right between the ribs. 605 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,555 Ticklish, sir. 606 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,390 It can be used to kill a CO. 607 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:35,000 It's happened before and it wouldn't surprise me if it happened again. 608 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,877 Find the fucking screwdriver! 609 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,198 The screwdriver is still in there. 610 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,239 What? 611 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,793 I tried returning it to the shop, but they were patting people down. 612 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,199 You lied to me? 613 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,315 I was gonna return it this morning. 614 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,709 I didn't realize that there was gonna be a sneak attack. 615 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,668 Where is it? 616 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,595 It's under the mattress. 617 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,629 It's clean! 618 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,516 This is a mandatory bunk inspection. 619 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,511 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 620 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,473 If you have any information, please come forward. 621 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,756 You're as sick as your secrets, ladies. 622 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,598 Sick as your secrets. 623 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,833 It's gone. I have no idea where it went. 624 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,115 I'm losing my mind. Jesus! 625 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,439 Am I really going crazy? 626 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,150 Shit. Well, 627 00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:59,434 either way, problem solved. 628 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,478 My problem is solved, yours has just begun. 629 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,669 What? 630 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,237 You lied to me. That's strike two. If there's a strike three... 631 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,357 Can you please just cut me a little bit of slack? 632 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,269 Slack? 633 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,475 Slack! 634 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,193 I have been here for less than two weeks. 635 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,834 I have been starved out, felt up, 636 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,316 teased, stalked, threatened, 637 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,750 and called Taylor Swift. 638 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,832 And now, you. 639 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,595 I am doing my best to learn the ropes. 640 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,830 I really, really am. 641 00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,595 The screwdriver is no longer here. 642 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,792 It cannot get you in trouble. 643 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,109 I take full responsibility, 644 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,395 and I may be suffering from short-term memory loss 645 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,555 and I don't know why, 646 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,712 so can you please just cut me some slack? 647 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,029 Okay? 648 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:16,312 Okay?. 649 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:27,037 You go in, get undressed, and bathe now. 650 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,276 What's going on? 651 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,597 Speak up for yourself! 652 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,753 Leave us be. 653 00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:47,795 What happened to you? 654 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,439 You can tell me. 655 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,593 "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows 656 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,273 "It's a very mean place 657 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,910 "So you wind up in prison and everybody's up in your face 658 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,995 "I don't care how tough you are, the world will beat you to your knees 659 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,072 "You lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas 660 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,675 "Nobody's gonna hit you harder than life 661 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,433 "Not a guard, not a gangster, not even your wife 662 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:45,032 "Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's no need to sit around and pout 663 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,591 "We gonna open up a booth, so you can sit and mourn for your lost youth" 664 00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,758 I hope you enjoyed my original piece. 665 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:58,119 It was a Taystee delight. Thank you, and I bid you all a good night. 666 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,633 Yo, please, that ain't yours! 667 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,712 You stole half that shit from Rocky VI. 668 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,553 Maybe, but I made it rhyme. 669 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:08,629 True. 670 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,596 Don't know how you are with the word stuff, 671 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,557 but "uninvited" means "not invited." 672 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,393 Yeah, I'm just using the microwave. 673 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,794 Yeah, right. 674 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,152 I don't want to be at this lame-ass thing anyway. 675 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,593 And yet you decided to cook your noodles 676 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,398 right in the middle of it all. 677 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:37,918 Baby, high school is high school. 678 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,993 Thanks. 679 00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,755 And don't be talking to me, white girl. 680 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,514 You okay? 681 00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,679 No. I'm gonna miss you. 682 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,395 And I may be in here for a little while. 683 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,879 Promise you'll wait for me? 684 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,834 Baby, course I promise. 685 00:44:08,240 --> 00:44:09,878 Don't let Boo get into your head. 686 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,549 I'm your girl. 687 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,832 Plenty of other pussy in here. 688 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,834 Let it go. 689 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:28,039 Come on, white girl. 690 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,588 You scared me. 691 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,194 Yeah, I get that a lot. What? No party for you? 692 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:00,439 No. 693 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,592 You all right, kitten? 694 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,954 I think I might've gotten Miss Claudette really mad at me. 695 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,512 Look, you know how some people have imaginary friends? 696 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,757 I think you might have imaginary enemies. 697 00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:20,835 What did she say to you? 698 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:21,995 Miss Claudette? 699 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,832 No, Alex. 700 00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,279 Wouldn't you like to know? 701 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,669 Yes, I would. 702 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,518 She said you were a squirter. 703 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,310 I don't... That's... 704 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,838 Once. It happened once. And it took us both by surprise. 705 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,149 Wow. 706 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,997 I was kidding. But good to know. 707 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,072 Whatever they are, she's keeping your secrets. 708 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,310 But I'll get 'em out of you. More than once. 709 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,229 Do you think that she'll try and hurt me in my sleep? 710 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,349 Who, Alex? 711 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,273 No. Miss Claudette. 712 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,312 Miss Claudette was into some kind of slave-trade shit. 713 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,910 All that murder talk is rumor, and if you ask me, bullshit. 714 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,072 So unless you're worried she's gonna harbor you illegally, 715 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,349 I wouldn't sweat it. 716 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,192 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 717 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,114 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 718 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,269 You didn't come to mail call. 719 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,428 I never get any mail. 720 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,829 You did today. 721 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,119 Hello, Mr. Jones. I'm from Clean Makers. 722 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,237 The regular girl couldn't make it, so I'm here. 723 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,989 What are you doing? 724 00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,354 You. I got cake from Red, so fuck off. 725 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,119 I said, what are you doing? 726 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,155 Mind your own business. 727 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,832 I see those drugs in your hand. 728 00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,150 The more you struggle, the more it will hurt. 729 00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,071 Get the fuck off me, you old bitch! 730 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,879 You can't take away that girl's shot at getting out. 731 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,109 I don't know what you're talking about. 732 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,389 Yes, you do! 733 00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,951 You will not steal Mercy's date over a school girl crush! 734 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,195 You can't play with someone's life like that. 735 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,789 But I love her. 736 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,155 Love 737 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,394 is not an excuse! 738 00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,352 I'd like a pair of pliers and a wire-cutter, please. 739 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,513 So is that the screwdriver? 740 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,034 Lucky for you gals, I found this thing under the sink. 741 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,515 Now let's all get back to normal, all right? 742 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,353 Make the lamps work. Leave me alone. 743 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,355 Have a nice day. 744 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,789 Mercy's leaving. 745 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,429 Come in. 746 00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,589 Do you have a second? 747 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,759 No. But you're here now. 748 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,993 I've changed my mind. 749 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,158 I'd like to reopen my case. 750 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:30,993 Abusive and obscene language is strictly prohibited under Code 404. 751 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,954 Be good, okay? 752 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,319 Sorry I've been such a dick. 753 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,957 You know, I'm gonna miss you, little girl. 754 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,915 Black. 755 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,758 Hey, that's enough, ladies. Break it up. 756 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:20,956 Come on. Hey, hey! 757 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,271 No tongue-fucking in the visitation room, you know that. 758 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:26,789 Love you. 759 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:28,953 I promise I'm gonna wait for you. 760 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,118 Bye, guys. 761 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,273 Be good, okay?