1 00:00:00,521 --> 00:00:01,730 FROM THE BEGINNING 2 00:00:01,855 --> 00:00:03,980 There are 18 villages in our district. 3 00:00:04,313 --> 00:00:07,146 But all fail before Dhadakpur. 4 00:00:07,563 --> 00:00:11,438 The only village to celebrate 25 years of being crime-free. 5 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:13,146 Wow! 6 00:00:13,271 --> 00:00:14,813 They're destined for six happy lifetimes. 7 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:17,146 I'm not available on the 25th. 8 00:00:17,355 --> 00:00:18,730 It's my first day at work. In the big city, Mumbai. 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,730 - What happened? - She had a general question. 10 00:00:24,271 --> 00:00:27,063 Can't your younger son marry first? 11 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:30,146 Why do you care if I marry the younger or the older brother? 12 00:00:30,313 --> 00:00:32,105 Your job becomes permanent either way. 13 00:00:32,563 --> 00:00:33,480 Now raise the budget! 14 00:00:34,063 --> 00:00:35,855 A scooter won't cut it for him. 15 00:00:36,146 --> 00:00:37,105 Kuber, show them. 16 00:00:38,855 --> 00:00:41,438 Watch how my backward life moves forward! 17 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,980 And mine... fast forward! 18 00:00:44,855 --> 00:00:48,188 I'm a reeler. I make reels. I'm off to Mumbai to become a superstar. 19 00:00:48,938 --> 00:00:51,688 It's here. The Bullet for Roshni's dowry. 20 00:00:51,813 --> 00:00:55,396 Did my job permanency request move forward? 21 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:57,813 Your file has moved to the senior officer. 22 00:00:59,021 --> 00:01:00,938 Bullet or your life? 23 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:03,896 I'll give my life only to my love! 24 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:06,271 Your life is in my hands, idiot. 25 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:08,146 Please, listen... 26 00:01:08,271 --> 00:01:09,355 Teepu, he's stealing. 27 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,605 Teepu! Teepu, he's stealing. 28 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,813 A robbery in Dhadakpur?! 29 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:14,813 Impossible! 30 00:01:14,980 --> 00:01:17,771 You'll be a candidate for the Village Chief! 31 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:21,230 Talk to Madam Pushpalata. 32 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,980 If you complain to the cops, Dhadakpur's record will break. 33 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:26,396 I have a plan. 34 00:01:26,563 --> 00:01:28,771 Why are you being so generous to Dhadakpur? 35 00:01:28,896 --> 00:01:30,355 I'm not here for Dhadakpur. 36 00:01:31,146 --> 00:01:32,188 I'm here for Roshni. 37 00:01:33,355 --> 00:01:34,313 A second-hand Bullet. 38 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:36,896 I don't have a single rupee left. 39 00:01:37,188 --> 00:01:40,438 The village can help raise one lakh. 40 00:01:41,605 --> 00:01:44,813 - Is something going on between you two? - I hope so. 41 00:01:45,938 --> 00:01:46,855 Pintu Bro! 42 00:01:47,188 --> 00:01:49,938 His day job is dealing in bikes. But he moonlights as a dancer. 43 00:01:50,646 --> 00:01:52,646 Do you still have feelings for me? 44 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:54,730 We were kids. It was a crush. 45 00:01:54,855 --> 00:01:56,021 It's a forever kind of love now. 46 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:57,771 Did you say something? 47 00:01:58,396 --> 00:02:01,105 Pose, click, snap Take my photograph! 48 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,521 Six months from now, I can imagine Roshni 49 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:05,688 sitting in a locked room and sobbing. 50 00:02:05,813 --> 00:02:08,771 Thanks to your idiotic brother-in-law. I won't take the Bullet back. 51 00:02:09,105 --> 00:02:11,771 My father thinks of me as a good-for-nothing idiot. 52 00:02:12,188 --> 00:02:14,355 Once in my life, I want him to hug me and say, 53 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,230 "Bhugol Banwari Jha, I'm proud of you." 54 00:02:17,313 --> 00:02:18,771 Listen to me. 55 00:02:19,063 --> 00:02:19,980 Please, Pintu Bro! 56 00:02:22,188 --> 00:02:26,146 One traitor is enough to sink a ship. 57 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,521 Trophy, ticket, clean water, and respect, we lost it all! 58 00:02:31,938 --> 00:02:33,355 If I give you the mastermind's name, 59 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,021 will you make me a government witness? 60 00:02:35,646 --> 00:02:37,146 - Mastermind? - Mastermind? 61 00:02:37,855 --> 00:02:38,730 Where's the Bullet? 62 00:02:40,771 --> 00:02:41,605 What? 63 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:42,688 Stop the music! 64 00:02:43,271 --> 00:02:44,230 What are you, boss? 65 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:45,563 Nobody! 66 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:46,813 I challenge you. 67 00:02:46,938 --> 00:02:50,396 In one year, I'll go to the city on my own merit. 68 00:02:50,771 --> 00:02:52,021 I'll be self-sufficient. 69 00:02:52,813 --> 00:02:55,563 Had you asked me nicely, 70 00:02:55,813 --> 00:02:57,813 I would've withdrawn my candidacy happily. 71 00:02:58,021 --> 00:03:00,063 Why devise such a complex ploy? 72 00:03:02,855 --> 00:03:04,896 But who will keep the Bullet? 73 00:03:05,396 --> 00:03:06,938 Everyone has contributed to buying it. 74 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:09,813 Bhugol, you've gone viral. 75 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:11,980 Someone released your gender-bender video. 76 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:13,688 I've gone viral! 77 00:03:14,313 --> 00:03:15,563 I've gone viral! 78 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:26,813 The world you have just come to see 79 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:30,313 no longer remains crime-free. 80 00:03:33,188 --> 00:03:36,771 Summer heat gives way to winter breeze. 81 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:39,938 Villagers drink hot tea 82 00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:42,271 so they don't sneeze. 83 00:03:43,438 --> 00:03:46,813 Everyone's out in the sun swapping stories, having fun. 84 00:03:47,730 --> 00:03:48,896 The coveted bike doesn't stay just for a day, 85 00:03:49,313 --> 00:03:51,438 but a joyride for a whole week that you can enjoy. 86 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:53,813 MR. BANWARI JHA 87 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:00,188 The Jha family got so much flak 88 00:04:00,313 --> 00:04:02,438 for sending the wedding procession back! 89 00:04:04,688 --> 00:04:06,605 Permanent job is down the drain. 90 00:04:07,688 --> 00:04:09,813 Now unemployment is his biggest pain. 91 00:04:18,355 --> 00:04:19,730 Bhugol's a rage, 92 00:04:19,855 --> 00:04:21,063 dancing on every stage. 93 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,271 The SSC exam 94 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:27,063 has put Roshni in a jam. 95 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:30,313 The house is falling apart, just like Banwari's life. 96 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:33,563 His daughter is his only hope in this time of strife. 97 00:04:34,313 --> 00:04:37,980 Banwari is passing each day with this faith. 98 00:04:38,271 --> 00:04:40,521 Will she win the battle? 99 00:04:40,896 --> 00:04:43,355 Dhadakpur waits... Even the cattle. 100 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,646 Will you be able to do it? 101 00:04:56,688 --> 00:05:00,188 In one year, I will go to the city on my own merit. 102 00:05:00,813 --> 00:05:03,563 I'll shop in a mall with my own money 103 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:06,646 and watch a movie in a cinema. 104 00:05:06,980 --> 00:05:09,480 - I'm saying this in front of a camera. - I am getting disturbed, Papa. 105 00:05:09,938 --> 00:05:11,730 I was trying to motivate you, dear. 106 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,230 - Don't! - Oh! 107 00:05:20,938 --> 00:05:23,146 - Come and sit down. - Yes, yes. 108 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:24,646 Sit down. 109 00:05:25,771 --> 00:05:26,605 Okay. 110 00:05:33,271 --> 00:05:35,230 - It is inauspicious. - Yes, yes. 111 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:48,146 How... How much? 112 00:05:49,396 --> 00:05:51,438 I would have scored more if you hadn't disturbed me. 113 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:54,313 How much did you score after getting disturbed? 114 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:57,355 - Sixty. - Sixty. 115 00:05:58,021 --> 00:05:59,063 That's a good score. 116 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:01,105 Come and eat your meal. Come. 117 00:06:01,605 --> 00:06:02,855 - Sixty? - You haven't eaten a thing since morning. 118 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,438 - Sixty. - You've been studying all day. Come. Sit. 119 00:06:08,730 --> 00:06:09,896 Hold on. Hold on. 120 00:06:10,230 --> 00:06:12,813 What score would you need to outshine Kuber? 121 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:15,271 - Like seventy. - Seventy. 122 00:06:15,605 --> 00:06:18,021 Only eight days are pending for the exams. Eat now. 123 00:06:18,146 --> 00:06:21,480 The Earth rotates eight times in eight days, and she can't go from 60 to 70? 124 00:06:21,688 --> 00:06:23,355 Don't underestimate her. 125 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,896 Give it all you got, my dear. 126 00:06:26,021 --> 00:06:27,855 She needs food to give it everything she's got, doesn't she? 127 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,563 - Yes. Eat. Wait. - Come on. 128 00:06:31,313 --> 00:06:32,188 Just so you don't feel lethargic. 129 00:06:33,938 --> 00:06:35,646 - I'll eat in my room. - Eat. 130 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:36,605 - Of course. - Yes. 131 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:37,855 - Yes. - Eat well. 132 00:06:41,896 --> 00:06:44,021 Who will be the first female Officer of Dhadakpur? 133 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:45,563 Roshni Jha. 134 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:46,646 Roshni Jha. 135 00:06:46,896 --> 00:06:48,021 Who is the first female Officer of Dhadakpur? 136 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,605 Say, Roshni Jha. 137 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:52,396 That's why I was not raising my hand. 138 00:07:21,105 --> 00:07:25,896 SSC PRACTICE SET-39 139 00:08:25,146 --> 00:08:27,271 SAY HELLO TO 5G. 140 00:08:28,105 --> 00:08:29,105 Mr. Banwari! 141 00:08:30,105 --> 00:08:31,313 Hey, Banwari! 142 00:08:32,438 --> 00:08:35,438 Why are you yelling? 143 00:08:36,271 --> 00:08:37,105 What's the matter? 144 00:08:37,605 --> 00:08:39,355 I filled the tank. 145 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:42,563 Ride it only if you can afford to refill it. 146 00:08:42,896 --> 00:08:45,063 Otherwise, you can hand it over to Pappu as it is next week. 147 00:08:45,188 --> 00:08:47,855 It will stay put just like all my other problems. 148 00:08:48,230 --> 00:08:50,480 Don't lose courage, Mr. Banwari. 149 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:52,855 More problems are set to follow you. 150 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:55,896 You purchased the two-wheeler on Saturday, right? 151 00:08:56,688 --> 00:08:57,813 It is Saturday again. 152 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:05,355 Meeting? 153 00:09:08,313 --> 00:09:10,730 I've asked you all to come here today 154 00:09:11,563 --> 00:09:14,188 to tell you something very important. 155 00:09:15,438 --> 00:09:17,230 In search of greener pastures, 156 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,396 the youth are packing up and heading for the city. 157 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:23,605 To curb this, we have a solution. 158 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:27,313 To provide the detailed information on the matter, 159 00:09:27,688 --> 00:09:28,521 Mr. Sheetal has joined us. 160 00:09:29,938 --> 00:09:30,771 Come here, Mr. Sheetal. 161 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:32,646 Explain it to them. 162 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:39,605 First and foremost, greetings to the beautiful people of Dhadakpur. 163 00:09:39,896 --> 00:09:41,063 I am Sheetal Sahani, 164 00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:43,813 representative of Teer Tarang Mobile Company. 165 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:45,521 Will you give us jobs? 166 00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:50,146 Employment has become a game of musical chairs lately. 167 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:54,563 I have come to offer Dhadakpur a legacy that will endure. 168 00:09:55,688 --> 00:09:58,063 5G mobile tower. 169 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,355 We'd be better off with free recharges. 170 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,771 Be quiet and pay attention to him. 171 00:10:07,146 --> 00:10:08,813 Just be quiet. Why are you yapping? 172 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:11,480 This will give you a better network. 173 00:10:11,646 --> 00:10:13,480 In fact, your mobile connection 174 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:15,688 has been cleared of every last hurdle. 175 00:10:16,063 --> 00:10:19,813 Whether it be the breath-taking tension of an India-Pakistan final over, 176 00:10:19,938 --> 00:10:22,230 or the soul-stirring discourses of the revered Premanand ji. 177 00:10:22,646 --> 00:10:23,813 You can listen to it without hindrance. 178 00:10:24,438 --> 00:10:25,271 To top it all off, 179 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:30,188 as a bonus, the landowner will be granted 180 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,980 a one-time payment of two lakhs to kick things off. 181 00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:35,188 Two lakhs? 182 00:10:36,938 --> 00:10:38,355 - That's right. - Two lakhs? 183 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,438 A one-time of two lakhs to kick things off for the first year 184 00:10:41,563 --> 00:10:44,938 and 17000 rupees per month thereafter. 185 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,063 I possess an abundance of land. 186 00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:50,980 Go ahead and erect three to four towers on my land. 187 00:10:51,605 --> 00:10:53,313 I will give it to you at a discounted rate of 12000 rupees. 188 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:55,688 Construct one for me too. 189 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,896 Do you have land? 190 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:00,313 Erect it on my rooftop. 191 00:11:00,438 --> 00:11:01,771 We, too, are landowners. 192 00:11:02,271 --> 00:11:04,896 - Put the tower on our land! - Listen! 193 00:11:05,188 --> 00:11:06,146 - Erect it on my rooftop. - Please, listen! 194 00:11:06,271 --> 00:11:07,563 Everyone cannot get it. 195 00:11:08,396 --> 00:11:10,980 Mr. Sheetal has identified one piece of land. 196 00:11:11,313 --> 00:11:13,271 The tower will be erected only on that land. 197 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:14,396 - Okay. - Whose land? 198 00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:17,563 - Mr. Ghuttan... - Thank you very much. 199 00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:20,896 Please get out of the way. 200 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:26,688 The 5G tower will be erected on Mr. Banwari's land. 201 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:28,438 What? 202 00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:31,146 Oh... 203 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,521 Sir. 204 00:11:34,855 --> 00:11:35,688 Wow. 205 00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:46,438 SSC PRACTICE SET- 39. 206 00:11:56,521 --> 00:11:57,396 Give me the cup. 207 00:11:58,646 --> 00:11:59,521 Oh! 208 00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:01,313 You turned the tea into a cold drink. 209 00:12:02,313 --> 00:12:03,396 It slipped my mind, Mummy. 210 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,980 Don't fret it. 211 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:07,646 Don't mind him. 212 00:12:07,813 --> 00:12:08,938 He's got too much time on his hands, 213 00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,438 so he spends it breathing down your neck. 214 00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,730 Besides, you are not competing with Kuber. 215 00:12:16,396 --> 00:12:17,855 You are competing with yourself, sweetie. 216 00:12:18,396 --> 00:12:19,563 You will score at least 60 percent. 217 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:24,688 Be grateful for anything over and above that. Okay? 218 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:30,271 Oh! 219 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:33,146 What's the matter? Why are you sweating it? 220 00:12:35,896 --> 00:12:36,771 Something on your mind? 221 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:39,105 Mummy... 222 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:42,271 - Malti! - He's here. 223 00:12:42,396 --> 00:12:43,355 Continue with your studies. 224 00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,063 - Coming! - Malti! 225 00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:47,813 - Malti! - What's the matter? 226 00:12:47,938 --> 00:12:49,896 - Why are you screaming? - Malti! 227 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:51,063 - Malti. - What's the matter? 228 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,188 - Eat this. - Sweets? 229 00:12:53,563 --> 00:12:55,021 No, no, it's simple. 230 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,730 You know the barren land we have? 231 00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,146 - Did you find a buyer for it? - No, no. 232 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:02,230 A 5G mobile tower will be erected on it. 233 00:13:02,771 --> 00:13:04,105 We will get an advance of two lakh rupees 234 00:13:04,355 --> 00:13:06,896 with a monthly rental of 17000 rupees. 235 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,021 Yes! 236 00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:10,521 - Mummy! - What? 237 00:13:10,813 --> 00:13:11,646 Oh! 238 00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:13,021 What's the matter? 239 00:13:14,605 --> 00:13:16,980 Does this mean I won't have to secretly borrow money 240 00:13:17,105 --> 00:13:18,355 from Bhugol anymore? 241 00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:20,438 What? 242 00:13:22,146 --> 00:13:26,355 My beauty will bedazzle you 243 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:38,730 No gentleman to help undress, don't stress. 244 00:13:39,063 --> 00:13:43,188 {\an8}Bring home the first of its kind blouse with a front zip. 245 00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:45,605 {\an8}Open it quickly and close it easily. 246 00:13:45,730 --> 00:13:47,188 {\an8}Wear it swiftly and take it off swiftly. 247 00:13:47,313 --> 00:13:48,730 {\an8}Quick job! 248 00:13:49,355 --> 00:13:52,105 {\an8}Available at only one place in the world. 249 00:13:52,563 --> 00:13:55,980 {\an8}Jhumroo Tailor, Shop number four, Main Junction, Dhadakpur, Bihar. 250 00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:57,771 {\an8}Buy it soon. 251 00:14:01,605 --> 00:14:03,230 Bhugol's got enough flair 252 00:14:03,688 --> 00:14:05,313 to give any leading lady a real run for her money. 253 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:14,438 Do I look like a heroine to you? 254 00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,730 I'll shove this so far into your belly button 255 00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,271 you'll be twitching on the floor like a dying fish. 256 00:14:25,021 --> 00:14:25,855 Scram! 257 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:30,646 He's a hero. 258 00:14:31,813 --> 00:14:32,688 Hero! 259 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:44,730 - Bhugol. - Yes. 260 00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:46,063 We have already got 1200 views. 261 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:53,605 {\an8}Darn it! Scoundrel "blacknight.123" has dropped a comment again. 262 00:14:54,063 --> 00:14:54,938 What's he saying? 263 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:58,188 {\an8}"You've got the grace of a lady and the attitude to match. 264 00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:03,021 I half expect to see you sit sideways on a bike." 265 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,063 Bhugol, 266 00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:17,271 Govinda played the role of auntie in Aunty No. 1, 267 00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:20,771 and Kamal Hassan played the role of auntie in Chachi 420. 268 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:21,896 That is in the movies. 269 00:15:22,813 --> 00:15:24,063 I have become a heroine in real life. 270 00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:27,021 When I cover myself with a sheet at night, it feels like a skirt. 271 00:15:27,146 --> 00:15:28,980 When mummy tells me to come to dinner, I say, coming, like a girl. 272 00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:30,230 But yesterday took the cake, man. 273 00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:32,271 I sat down to pee. 274 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:42,438 What do I do, Teepu? 275 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,771 Pee in a standing position. 276 00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:52,563 What am I to do with this feminine charade? 277 00:15:54,771 --> 00:15:58,730 The true hero dwelling within me weeps and writhes for liberation. 278 00:15:58,855 --> 00:16:00,188 He constantly asks me, "When will you go to Mumbai?" 279 00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:07,605 The moment it screams, show off this. 280 00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:14,896 I've been doing that for a long while. 281 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,896 I've only managed to save up 30000 rupees so far. 282 00:16:19,105 --> 00:16:20,521 I will run out of money before the month ends in Mumbai. 283 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,146 I would go if I could save up enough money for one year. 284 00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:25,813 How will you save up enough money 285 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:28,021 if you blow so much money on clothing, shoes, and so on? 286 00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:33,105 I will save up. 287 00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:40,230 Dear hero, 288 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:42,730 do not die. 289 00:16:44,688 --> 00:16:46,021 I will come to Mumbai. 290 00:17:17,396 --> 00:17:20,355 The laughs you give today 291 00:17:21,438 --> 00:17:25,021 The tears you'll bring someday 292 00:17:25,355 --> 00:17:26,396 The laughs-- 293 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:28,688 Yes. 294 00:17:32,396 --> 00:17:33,480 Yes. 295 00:17:38,313 --> 00:17:39,355 Why did you stop the jeep? 296 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:40,730 It stalled. 297 00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:41,730 All of you, get off. 298 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,021 How can it stall out of the blue? 299 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,396 It notified me before stalling. 300 00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:47,313 I received a call just now, right? 301 00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:48,646 It was from the jeep. 302 00:17:49,771 --> 00:17:50,646 Get off. 303 00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:53,313 Will you get down here or come with me? 304 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,188 Check your belongings. 305 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:01,730 I can't find my handkerchief. 306 00:18:35,063 --> 00:18:38,230 I thought I'd have to turn into a book to see you. 307 00:18:39,730 --> 00:18:40,980 I've come here for my own problems. 308 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:43,646 {\an8}Really? 309 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,105 Start. 310 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:51,896 For the past six months, 311 00:18:52,271 --> 00:18:56,355 I've done nothing but study around the clock. 312 00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:59,438 But my mind drifts when I am answering my test papers. 313 00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:00,855 I don't understand it. 314 00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,313 If it takes six men four hours to build a wall, 315 00:19:03,438 --> 00:19:05,146 how many hours will it take eight men to build the wall? 316 00:19:05,355 --> 00:19:07,355 I cannot remember when the battle of Plassey took place 317 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,105 - or who Akbar's son was. - Birbal. 318 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:11,730 Birbal was Akbar's son. 319 00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:14,021 Everything is a joke to you. 320 00:19:14,146 --> 00:19:14,980 Oh! 321 00:19:19,438 --> 00:19:20,355 Sit down. 322 00:19:20,896 --> 00:19:22,480 I am going to fail. 323 00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,771 Kuber isn't going to fall at your feet even if you pass. 324 00:19:28,938 --> 00:19:29,855 All you did was challenge him. 325 00:19:30,355 --> 00:19:31,313 If you don't succeed, then that's that. 326 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,730 The villagers mock me. 327 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,938 "Can you do it? Can you do it?" 328 00:19:36,855 --> 00:19:38,563 How will I face everyone if I fail? 329 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,563 How will I face Papa? 330 00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:47,480 He claims he got lucky the day I was born. 331 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:48,980 He is lying. 332 00:19:50,813 --> 00:19:53,188 Who was responsible for his humiliation in the village? 333 00:19:53,730 --> 00:19:54,605 I was. 334 00:19:55,313 --> 00:19:56,646 Who was responsible for his losing his job? 335 00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:58,105 I was. 336 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:00,688 Who is responsible for his poverty? Even that is because of me. 337 00:20:01,855 --> 00:20:03,438 I am responsible for all his stress. 338 00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:06,313 I have got to restore his pride. 339 00:20:07,313 --> 00:20:10,563 Papa's expectations can't be broken even if it kills me. 340 00:20:10,688 --> 00:20:11,730 Don't say that. 341 00:20:12,730 --> 00:20:13,563 Calm down. 342 00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:19,563 A passenger left it behind. 343 00:20:24,438 --> 00:20:28,896 Had I known SSC would be a matter of life and death for you, 344 00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,230 I would have done something about it long ago. 345 00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:34,646 It's not too late, though. 346 00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:38,021 Come. 347 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:39,480 Come. 348 00:20:41,355 --> 00:20:42,230 Come, come. 349 00:20:54,605 --> 00:20:55,730 Do you see the guy in the center? 350 00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:02,396 Brajesh is a complete loser. How did he pass SSC? 351 00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:03,646 I asked him. 352 00:21:04,188 --> 00:21:05,063 He dithered. 353 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:08,021 But a few drinks in, and the truth was out. 354 00:21:09,063 --> 00:21:11,146 He had the question paper before the exams. 355 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:12,646 The actual papers?! 356 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,021 Actual papers. 357 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,105 But that would be cheating, Amavas. 358 00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,146 So, cheat for once in your life. 359 00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:23,813 When you make it, 360 00:21:24,313 --> 00:21:25,563 use your honesty to make things fair 361 00:21:25,688 --> 00:21:26,813 and settle every debt. 362 00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:28,938 Okay? 363 00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:39,188 Do I have your consent? 364 00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:43,188 - We do not consent! - We do not consent! 365 00:21:43,396 --> 00:21:45,813 Why aren't you consenting today? 366 00:21:46,021 --> 00:21:49,355 My father-in-law, Kadak Singh Ji, caught a bug from drinking muddy water 367 00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:52,480 and sadly passed away well before his number was up. 368 00:21:56,771 --> 00:21:57,688 Before his number was up? 369 00:22:01,938 --> 00:22:04,938 He was born the day the wheel was invented. 370 00:22:05,355 --> 00:22:06,980 How much longer would he have survived? 371 00:22:08,146 --> 00:22:11,646 {\an8}- May he rest in peace! - May he rest in peace! 372 00:22:12,146 --> 00:22:13,938 {\an8}I request the committee 373 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,313 to get a move on with the borewell permit before a full-blown outbreak 374 00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:20,146 takes hold of the town. 375 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,313 We don't have the funds, Mrs. Pushplata. 376 00:22:23,938 --> 00:22:28,188 When you sit on that chair after the next elections, 377 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:29,980 you can get the borewell made yourself. 378 00:22:33,105 --> 00:22:35,646 That is, if you are voted into office. 379 00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:46,063 And then I will solve all your problems, not just mine. 380 00:22:46,438 --> 00:22:50,146 That is the distinction between you and me. 381 00:22:54,855 --> 00:22:55,730 Sir. 382 00:22:56,521 --> 00:22:57,730 Have arrangements been made for this evening? 383 00:22:58,188 --> 00:23:00,230 Of course, arrangements have been made. 384 00:23:00,396 --> 00:23:01,230 Very well. 385 00:23:01,938 --> 00:23:02,813 Mrs. Pushplata, 386 00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:07,563 I hear a 5G tower is being constructed in your village. 387 00:23:09,313 --> 00:23:10,188 Yes. 388 00:23:10,646 --> 00:23:11,563 Better watch out. 389 00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:15,021 It emits waves that are profoundly harmful to one's health. 390 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:16,396 What? 391 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,438 The word on the street is that these emissions 392 00:23:19,563 --> 00:23:20,605 significantly diminish masculine virility. 393 00:23:22,355 --> 00:23:24,396 I never heard that. 394 00:23:24,896 --> 00:23:26,938 You aren't active on social media. 395 00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:28,646 Where? 396 00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:30,188 That's exactly why you've missed the boat. 397 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,313 The 2025 medical results are out. 398 00:23:45,313 --> 00:23:46,188 Wonderful! 399 00:23:46,771 --> 00:23:49,063 Tea is a magic potion during winter. 400 00:23:55,355 --> 00:23:56,230 Excuse me. 401 00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,855 Hello. 402 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:03,855 Sure, I'll find out. 403 00:24:05,938 --> 00:24:06,771 Okay. Goodbye. 404 00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:11,646 Is it true 405 00:24:13,438 --> 00:24:15,813 that these mobile towers result in a diminution of masculine virility? 406 00:24:20,146 --> 00:24:22,855 {\an8}I don't know of masculine virility, but my neighbor's mother-in-law. 407 00:24:23,063 --> 00:24:24,646 - Okay. - She had a tower installed on her property 408 00:24:24,771 --> 00:24:25,771 and she started getting fits. 409 00:24:26,105 --> 00:24:27,438 What about the mother-in-law? 410 00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:29,230 Does anything ever truly affect a mother-in-law? 411 00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:32,938 {\an8}Word is that mobile towers are the biggest cause 412 00:24:33,063 --> 00:24:34,396 of divorces in the city. 413 00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:38,271 It depletes masculine virility. 414 00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:40,771 Is that true? 415 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,813 It has been forwarded 1300 times, bro. 416 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,563 Nirmal! 417 00:24:51,438 --> 00:24:52,313 Nirmal! 418 00:24:54,271 --> 00:24:57,438 Do mobile emissions deplete masculine virility? 419 00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:58,813 Why are you asking me? 420 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,688 For the sake of our future. 421 00:25:01,938 --> 00:25:04,396 A tower had been erected near my uncle's home. 422 00:25:05,188 --> 00:25:06,980 He lost four teeth in three days. 423 00:25:08,521 --> 00:25:09,480 Something is surely happening, bro. 424 00:25:12,146 --> 00:25:13,730 How did the common sparrow end up disappearing? 425 00:25:14,563 --> 00:25:15,396 How? 426 00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:16,688 Thanks to mobile towers. 427 00:25:17,396 --> 00:25:21,896 Golu mentioned that the 5G tower causes buffalo milk to run low. 428 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,688 I am already feeling weak. 429 00:25:25,313 --> 00:25:26,146 Look. 430 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:29,563 Look at what 5G can do. 431 00:25:29,688 --> 00:25:30,813 Oh! 432 00:25:30,938 --> 00:25:33,980 I have heard mobile towers can cause hair fall. 433 00:25:34,730 --> 00:25:35,646 A revelation from NASA. 434 00:25:35,855 --> 00:25:38,771 Scientists have finally unearthed the definitive cause behind the tsunami. 435 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,063 That's correct. 436 00:25:40,188 --> 00:25:45,980 You will be baffled as mobile emissions are responsible. 437 00:25:48,230 --> 00:25:49,105 Can you believe this? 438 00:25:50,146 --> 00:25:51,896 Why the hell should we all have to suffer through a tsunami 439 00:25:52,438 --> 00:25:53,688 just so one guy can line his pockets? 440 00:25:54,771 --> 00:25:58,146 Sure, the land belongs to him, but the village belongs to us all, right? 441 00:25:58,396 --> 00:25:59,855 - That's right! - Correct! 442 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,521 - Yes. - You are right. 443 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,188 Let's go and talk to Mrs. Pushplata. 444 00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:10,021 - Let's go. - Come on. 445 00:26:13,146 --> 00:26:14,730 That sounds like fake news to me. 446 00:26:16,188 --> 00:26:19,063 Hey, charge Madan for all the tea that we had. 447 00:26:19,563 --> 00:26:20,813 "Sounds like fake news." 448 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:28,438 Return of our buffalo. 449 00:26:28,938 --> 00:26:31,230 House repairs. 450 00:26:33,563 --> 00:26:35,521 And the water heating rod. 451 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:36,855 - Yes. - Right. 452 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:39,980 Cycle tire. 453 00:26:41,355 --> 00:26:42,188 Anything else? 454 00:26:42,605 --> 00:26:43,938 Ghuttan's outstanding credit. 455 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:46,271 Ghuttan can be paid anytime. 456 00:26:49,688 --> 00:26:50,771 And something for yourself? 457 00:26:51,438 --> 00:26:52,563 I don't want anything. 458 00:26:54,855 --> 00:26:56,938 There must be something you like. 459 00:26:59,355 --> 00:27:00,730 Can I buy you four blouses? 460 00:27:02,063 --> 00:27:04,563 Pink, baby pink, blue, baby blue. 461 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:07,896 I don't want anything. I shall sow what I have. 462 00:27:08,105 --> 00:27:09,980 You must ask for something, Malti. 463 00:27:11,146 --> 00:27:13,105 I asked you to buy me a mixer. But that you didn't remember. 464 00:27:13,313 --> 00:27:15,438 You're right. Mixer. 465 00:27:15,563 --> 00:27:17,521 Never mind. I told Bhugol to get one for me. 466 00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:20,730 Who's the head of the family? Him or I? 467 00:27:20,896 --> 00:27:21,938 What's the big deal? 468 00:27:22,063 --> 00:27:22,896 Mummy! 469 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,313 Mummy! 470 00:27:24,521 --> 00:27:25,396 Yes! 471 00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:30,688 Throw the old stone away. Here's a brand new mixer! 472 00:27:30,855 --> 00:27:32,230 You really expect us to eat spices ground in a mixer 473 00:27:32,355 --> 00:27:33,980 you hauled in by shaking your booty? 474 00:27:34,271 --> 00:27:35,271 That's twerking. 475 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:36,938 It's an African dance. 476 00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:38,271 I've taken dancing to a whole new level. 477 00:27:38,396 --> 00:27:39,230 You want to see? 478 00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:40,563 Gross! 479 00:27:40,688 --> 00:27:41,521 You see that, Malti? 480 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,480 He's doing a good job. 481 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:48,105 Thanks to you, the master's got zero respect left in the village. 482 00:27:54,646 --> 00:27:55,521 Who master? 483 00:27:55,813 --> 00:27:56,646 Bhugol! 484 00:27:57,688 --> 00:28:01,188 Just because you earned a few bucks you think of yourself as the top dog? 485 00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:05,230 Malti, tell him we don't want his dirty money. 486 00:28:05,646 --> 00:28:08,355 {\an8}You ought to be grateful the tower is being constructed, 487 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,063 else you'd end up starving. 488 00:28:11,188 --> 00:28:13,063 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 489 00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:16,563 I would starve, but I wouldn't accept a dime from you. 490 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,396 - I wouldn't give you any! - I wouldn't accept it! 491 00:28:18,521 --> 00:28:19,646 {\an8}- I wouldn't give you any! - I wouldn't accept it! 492 00:28:19,771 --> 00:28:20,855 - I wouldn't give you any! - I wouldn't accept it! 493 00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,146 - I wouldn't give you any! - I wouldn't accept it! 494 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:23,146 - I wouldn't give you any! - Hey, Bhugol. 495 00:28:24,105 --> 00:28:24,938 Why are you screaming? 496 00:28:25,688 --> 00:28:26,563 Go and hit your books. 497 00:28:27,396 --> 00:28:29,605 He starts whining over every little thing. 498 00:28:31,188 --> 00:28:32,021 Hit the books? 499 00:28:32,313 --> 00:28:35,271 You flunked and you're lecturing her on studying? 500 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:41,021 Roshni's 60 percent score beats your lifetime score, hands down. 501 00:28:45,646 --> 00:28:48,646 Stick some cotton in your ears and study, Roshni. 502 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:51,188 Land that government job! 503 00:28:52,646 --> 00:28:55,480 You're the only one who can restore my honor 504 00:28:56,021 --> 00:28:57,855 that he's tarnished. 505 00:28:58,355 --> 00:28:59,396 That's right. Go. 506 00:29:04,855 --> 00:29:05,688 Malti. 507 00:29:07,521 --> 00:29:09,896 Folks in the village are talking. 508 00:29:10,813 --> 00:29:11,646 They say, Mr. Banwari, 509 00:29:12,396 --> 00:29:14,355 {\an8}we thought you had given birth to a man, 510 00:29:15,271 --> 00:29:16,813 {\an8}so how'd you end up with a cabaret dancer? 511 00:29:17,688 --> 00:29:18,688 {\an8}You're doing that again. 512 00:29:18,813 --> 00:29:20,855 {\an8}- What am I doing again? - This is too much, Mummy! 513 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:24,021 If he utters another word, I'm out of here. 514 00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:25,021 Do you mean that? 515 00:29:29,730 --> 00:29:30,563 Where will you go? 516 00:29:31,563 --> 00:29:32,396 {\an8}Mumbai? 517 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,771 {\an8}Return this mixer on your way. 518 00:29:40,188 --> 00:29:41,021 {\an8}Take this. 519 00:29:42,271 --> 00:29:43,355 {\an8}As if he'll go to Mumbai. 520 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:45,813 This is not right. 521 00:29:47,355 --> 00:29:52,313 {\an8}That boy has turned my life into an African dance. 522 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:00,855 {\an8}Bhugol! 523 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,605 {\an8}I worked my fingers to the bone for that! 524 00:30:02,813 --> 00:30:04,730 Where are you taking it? Stop him-- 525 00:30:05,521 --> 00:30:06,355 Bhugol! 526 00:30:09,396 --> 00:30:10,980 Seems like they are waiting on us! 527 00:30:11,105 --> 00:30:11,980 Come on, let's go. 528 00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:15,771 We are here to return your sweets. 529 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:21,521 Pushplata, 530 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,230 you are not a man... 531 00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:25,938 so a mobile tower shouldn't have any effect on you. 532 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:30,438 Mr. Ghuttan's wife has passed away. Why does he need virility? 533 00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:33,605 As for Madan, the entire village is aware that he lacks the mettle. 534 00:30:35,105 --> 00:30:36,563 The tower causes a tsunami, too. 535 00:30:37,396 --> 00:30:39,730 How can there be a tsunami when there's no water body in the village? 536 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,730 There are too many other issues with the tower! 537 00:30:42,855 --> 00:30:44,105 Correct! That's right! 538 00:30:44,230 --> 00:30:45,688 We will make a list and hand it to you. 539 00:30:46,438 --> 00:30:48,730 If that tower were on his land, 540 00:30:48,855 --> 00:30:50,521 there wouldn't be a single issue! 541 00:30:52,313 --> 00:30:54,771 Fact is, you are jealous of me. 542 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,271 You are a jealous little gremlin! 543 00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:57,980 - Jealous little gremlin? - Yes. 544 00:30:58,230 --> 00:30:59,063 - Jealous little gremlin? - Yes. 545 00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:00,021 You know what? 546 00:31:00,396 --> 00:31:01,855 Out with it. Pull out the money you owe me. 547 00:31:01,980 --> 00:31:02,813 What is this? 548 00:31:02,938 --> 00:31:05,188 What does the debt have anything to do with this? 549 00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:06,563 Return the money I loaned you. 550 00:31:06,688 --> 00:31:07,813 - Take him away, Madan. - Let's go. 551 00:31:07,938 --> 00:31:08,771 Are you going to drag me away? 552 00:31:08,896 --> 00:31:10,271 - How can I possibly drag you? - You have to pull out my money! 553 00:31:10,396 --> 00:31:11,230 Mr. Ghuttan. 554 00:31:11,355 --> 00:31:13,521 - I will surely get it out of you. - Let's go, Mr. Ghuttan. 555 00:31:13,646 --> 00:31:14,771 Why are you pushing this hard? 556 00:31:14,938 --> 00:31:16,271 Please come inside. 557 00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,063 Let's go. 558 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,355 Wait. 559 00:31:19,771 --> 00:31:20,646 This is my home, 560 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,480 not a guesthouse. 561 00:31:22,938 --> 00:31:23,813 Show some mercy. 562 00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:29,480 What do you want to discuss with me in private? 563 00:31:30,021 --> 00:31:31,563 It is a confidential matter. 564 00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,313 You're mistaken. Look at this. 565 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:39,063 This. 566 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:44,563 In this relentless winter, I walk with torn shoes. 567 00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:45,980 Come in. I'll show you more. 568 00:31:47,938 --> 00:31:50,563 This way, Mrs. Pushplata. Look at the condition of the house. 569 00:31:51,063 --> 00:31:52,813 Everything is in shambles. Look. 570 00:31:53,396 --> 00:31:55,313 Look at this plate. 571 00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:59,605 All four of us eat from the same plate, so we save on dish soap. 572 00:31:59,730 --> 00:32:02,188 Look at this. Look at the house! 573 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,646 This ceiling could crumble any minute. 574 00:32:04,896 --> 00:32:07,480 The entire family will disappear. We'll be finished. Gone! 575 00:32:07,605 --> 00:32:09,771 Come and take a look over here. 576 00:32:10,188 --> 00:32:11,438 Here. Look at her blouse. 577 00:32:11,605 --> 00:32:12,480 The fabric is so worn out. 578 00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:13,438 Can't even fix this. 579 00:32:13,813 --> 00:32:14,896 What are you doing? 580 00:32:19,313 --> 00:32:20,896 That looks like a new mixer. 581 00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:22,771 {\an8}Yes. 582 00:32:23,146 --> 00:32:23,980 Yes, yes. 583 00:32:24,396 --> 00:32:25,271 Yes. 584 00:32:26,730 --> 00:32:27,896 It's been taken out to sell. 585 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,230 It is a part of Roshni's dowry. 586 00:32:31,855 --> 00:32:35,063 If I hadn't lost my job, things would be fine. 587 00:32:35,646 --> 00:32:38,021 I would have voluntarily surrendered the tower. 588 00:32:38,563 --> 00:32:40,688 But understand, if anyone is harmed after the tower is made, 589 00:32:40,813 --> 00:32:42,771 everyone will hold me responsible. 590 00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:44,855 Those are rumors. You can't rely on rumors. 591 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,438 That's possible, Mr. Banwari, but I am helpless. 592 00:32:48,105 --> 00:32:50,730 The pulse of a democracy beats with a majority. 593 00:32:51,146 --> 00:32:52,896 When I become the Headperson, 594 00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:55,355 I will get you reinstated to your position. 595 00:32:55,855 --> 00:32:59,355 Meanwhile, if you require oil, soap, or anything else, 596 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:03,313 I will send it over to you, but forget about the tower. 597 00:33:05,938 --> 00:33:06,980 Listen... 598 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:12,980 I shall lay out a spread for the whole village on my account 599 00:33:13,105 --> 00:33:14,855 when she becomes an Officer. 600 00:33:16,313 --> 00:33:17,188 You will do it, won't you? 601 00:33:18,521 --> 00:33:19,438 Good going! 602 00:34:09,188 --> 00:34:10,646 Since I was in the cradle, you have dealt me nothing 603 00:34:14,105 --> 00:34:16,438 but a losing hand. 604 00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,396 You even cursed me with a father whose heart is made of stone. 605 00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:25,730 With diligence, I began every notebook 606 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,438 by dedicating it to you, Goddess. 607 00:34:28,438 --> 00:34:29,896 And yet you orchestrated my every failure. 608 00:34:34,063 --> 00:34:36,813 When I started making reels, you didn't give me enough followers. 609 00:34:36,938 --> 00:34:38,480 Out of the zillion followers you have! 610 00:34:39,230 --> 00:34:42,480 How would it hurt you if you'd given me a few million followers, Goddess? 611 00:34:45,938 --> 00:34:47,980 And finally, you gave me followers 612 00:34:51,063 --> 00:34:51,938 only when I danced like a heroine. 613 00:34:57,313 --> 00:34:58,146 But it's okay. 614 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,021 I am granting you one last opportunity... 615 00:35:14,021 --> 00:35:17,813 to redeem yourself. 616 00:35:26,146 --> 00:35:27,146 I am going to Mumbai. 617 00:35:29,688 --> 00:35:31,021 I will purchase the ticket. 618 00:35:32,605 --> 00:35:33,646 As for talent, I have that. 619 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,771 But my only request is to 620 00:35:44,646 --> 00:35:48,271 make me a superstar within one month of reaching Mumbai. 621 00:35:52,105 --> 00:35:53,980 My money will only stretch that far. 622 00:35:54,105 --> 00:35:55,646 I'll end up on the street beyond that, Goddess. 623 00:35:58,688 --> 00:35:59,563 Can you do it, Goddess? 624 00:36:01,313 --> 00:36:02,146 Do you have it in you? 625 00:36:03,896 --> 00:36:07,938 Your destiny is etched with a flaw that even the Gods might fear. 626 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:16,271 There is a major flaw in your horoscope. 627 00:36:22,563 --> 00:36:23,563 What flaw, Pandit ji? 628 00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:25,480 The feminine curse. 629 00:36:51,813 --> 00:36:52,980 Why are you so depressed? 630 00:36:54,355 --> 00:36:56,605 Imagine winning the jackpot, 631 00:36:57,063 --> 00:37:00,896 only to realize you had read the winning numbers upside down. 632 00:37:02,230 --> 00:37:03,063 Okay? 633 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:13,646 You have troubled a woman 634 00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:15,188 in your past life. 635 00:37:15,813 --> 00:37:17,063 I was a dog in my past life. 636 00:37:18,063 --> 00:37:18,896 Who told you that? 637 00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,271 Papa. 638 00:37:20,396 --> 00:37:21,230 Nonsense! 639 00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:24,063 It is this very curse that has reduced you 640 00:37:24,355 --> 00:37:25,855 to mimicking a woman's grace in the dance of the shamed. 641 00:37:26,271 --> 00:37:27,605 Without a remedy, 642 00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:31,271 your grand Mumbai debut will turn into a circus of humiliation. 643 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,355 My fate is in your hands. 644 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:38,521 I will follow your advice to the T. 645 00:37:40,230 --> 00:37:42,646 Just break these karmic chains. 646 00:37:44,938 --> 00:37:47,063 Your path to redemption is in supporting a women 647 00:37:47,188 --> 00:37:48,230 in her mission. 648 00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:54,355 Shall I plough Aunt Sheela's land on her behalf? 649 00:37:55,188 --> 00:37:56,188 She struggles with it all day long. 650 00:37:56,313 --> 00:37:58,938 Not that kind of help. 651 00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:00,730 Well? 652 00:38:01,146 --> 00:38:03,563 You are to be the wind beneath a woman's wings 653 00:38:03,688 --> 00:38:06,188 until she reaches her horizon. 654 00:38:06,813 --> 00:38:09,688 And it must be done in good faith. 655 00:38:10,396 --> 00:38:15,063 Once she harbors a true sense of debt toward you, 656 00:38:15,646 --> 00:38:18,730 her blessing shall serve as the key to your liberation. 657 00:38:21,396 --> 00:38:23,938 Then you will achieve superstardom. 658 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:44,771 Why, boss?! Why are you secretly checking out my photograph? 659 00:39:45,646 --> 00:39:46,730 Watch my video instead. 660 00:39:47,355 --> 00:39:50,646 Actually, you could have watched me live if you'd come to Mumbai. 661 00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:55,480 But that's not happening! Clearing the SSC exam is not possible for you! 662 00:39:55,813 --> 00:39:57,355 You and your father 663 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,105 shall go to your graves with empty pockets. 664 00:39:59,896 --> 00:40:00,730 Bye-bye. 665 00:40:01,063 --> 00:40:01,896 Take care. 666 00:40:02,438 --> 00:40:04,730 Yours hatefully, Kuber Tripathi, 667 00:40:05,896 --> 00:40:07,688 SSC topper. 668 00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:16,980 Roshni? 669 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:18,355 Tell me one thing? 670 00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:22,230 Will it be a risk to get hold of the question paper? 671 00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:23,980 I'll handle it for you. 672 00:40:25,771 --> 00:40:26,730 I want it. 673 00:40:33,146 --> 00:40:34,688 It will cost money, Roshni. 674 00:40:35,396 --> 00:40:36,271 How much will it cost? 675 00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:38,021 Two lakh rupees. 676 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,313 Two lakh rupees? 677 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,896 You are talking about two lakh rupees. 678 00:40:43,521 --> 00:40:44,646 What are you saying? 679 00:40:45,146 --> 00:40:46,771 It is not a petty amount. 680 00:40:47,563 --> 00:40:48,896 Just give me two minutes, Mr. Sheetal. 681 00:40:49,021 --> 00:40:50,230 Please listen to me for two minutes. 682 00:40:51,355 --> 00:40:53,230 Do you think two lakh rupees is a paltry sum, Mr. Sheetal? 683 00:40:54,021 --> 00:40:55,146 This money is my birthright. 684 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,313 I'll be damned if I let it slip through my fingers. 685 00:40:57,521 --> 00:40:59,438 The tower will surely be constructed. 686 00:41:07,521 --> 00:41:09,230 Just arrange the question paper, 687 00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:12,021 and I will arrange the funds! 688 00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:26,063 {\an8}SEVEN DAYS TO GO FOR ROSHNI'S EXAM!