1 00:02:20,368 --> 00:02:21,282 Come on, let's go. 2 00:02:31,855 --> 00:02:33,063 Close the door. 3 00:02:43,368 --> 00:02:44,647 Sleepwalking- 4 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:46,688 The condition of walking in your sleep.. 5 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,188 Sleepwalking- 6 00:02:48,397 --> 00:02:49,522 Fifteen percent children 7 00:02:49,547 --> 00:02:51,711 between the age of five and eight suffer from this disorder... 8 00:02:52,907 --> 00:02:56,282 Nearly twenty-five percent of these children suffer 9 00:02:56,307 --> 00:02:57,849 from this condition for a lifetime. 10 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,096 And this kid is one of them... 11 00:03:00,698 --> 00:03:07,615 whose sleepwalking condition wrecked my peace and gave me sleepless nights... 12 00:03:08,677 --> 00:03:09,760 Who this boy is? 13 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:11,778 Let's find out... 14 00:03:30,365 --> 00:03:31,823 Hello. Welcome. 15 00:03:33,073 --> 00:03:35,073 Welcome. Welcome. 16 00:03:36,272 --> 00:03:38,073 How are you? All good? 17 00:03:40,157 --> 00:03:41,657 -Did you put everything in it? -Yes. 18 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:43,073 Unbelievable, Pinky ji... 19 00:03:43,948 --> 00:03:45,823 You should be ashamed! 20 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:48,365 Despite being the wedding planner, 21 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:51,448 You've rushed to the snacks counter first. 22 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,157 I'm quite shameless, when it comes to a few things 23 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:06,073 Indian snacks being one of them... 24 00:04:06,823 --> 00:04:10,198 And anyway.. I'm not here to quell my lust for snacks 25 00:04:12,365 --> 00:04:14,073 Actually, Is it lust or craving? 26 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:16,365 Lust. 27 00:04:16,898 --> 00:04:18,007 Both are ok. 28 00:04:18,032 --> 00:04:21,073 Aww, you're so flexible, Mr. Puri. 29 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:25,740 It's not the lust for snacks that brought me here. 30 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:30,157 I came to make sure the server here 31 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,198 offers complimentary bites to my most handsome client, Mr. Puri, guests... 32 00:04:34,282 --> 00:04:37,282 without having to be reminded. 33 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,323 And he forgot. 34 00:04:39,532 --> 00:04:40,661 Listen up Charlie! 35 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:45,907 Make sure the end bites are ready before the client asks for them.. 36 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:49,532 The hospitality needs to be top notch.. Isn't it Puri! 37 00:04:50,443 --> 00:04:52,490 Okay. Let's bounce. 38 00:04:52,573 --> 00:04:54,532 The groom must be on his way. 39 00:05:09,115 --> 00:05:11,073 Bring the groom around. 40 00:05:16,865 --> 00:05:18,115 Where is the horse? 41 00:05:18,823 --> 00:05:20,448 What would a horse do without a groom? 42 00:05:20,532 --> 00:05:22,490 No groom? Dear God. Did this one run away too? 43 00:05:22,573 --> 00:05:24,740 -Run Away? -Nothing. Nothing. 44 00:05:25,282 --> 00:05:29,157 The groom's coming. But not on a horse. 45 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:30,115 Then? 46 00:06:07,948 --> 00:06:09,990 [Rap music plays] 47 00:06:54,823 --> 00:06:57,615 It's my wedding, and he's getting a floral shower. 48 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:01,740 Lift me up, bloody nincompoops. Help me. 49 00:07:02,740 --> 00:07:05,115 The bride will garland the groom first 50 00:07:05,198 --> 00:07:06,157 Sure. 51 00:07:10,615 --> 00:07:12,865 -What are you doing? -Are you cross-eyed? 52 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:14,407 Go on. Go on. 53 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:18,323 Clap for me, guys. I just got married. 54 00:07:23,407 --> 00:07:24,573 Wow. Amazing incantations. 55 00:07:24,657 --> 00:07:26,198 -Thank you, mister. -The loin-cloth bit was cherry on top. 56 00:07:26,282 --> 00:07:27,615 -Amazing songs. -Thank you, boss. 57 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:29,823 -Amazing decorations. -Thank you, sir. 58 00:07:32,573 --> 00:07:33,823 Why did you deduct my money? 59 00:07:35,782 --> 00:07:36,907 Why did we give him so much? 60 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,073 Why did we give him so much? 61 00:07:38,157 --> 00:07:39,073 Why, sir? 62 00:07:40,157 --> 00:07:42,573 Ask yourself this important question, you nincompoop. 63 00:07:42,657 --> 00:07:43,573 Nincompoop? 64 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:45,490 -You're breads.. -Were half-baked. 65 00:07:45,657 --> 00:07:47,948 -The Paneer Do Pyaza... -Had only one type of onion. 66 00:07:48,157 --> 00:07:49,448 No green onions?! 67 00:07:50,157 --> 00:07:52,115 I could have still ignored all of the above, Dinesh. 68 00:07:52,198 --> 00:07:54,740 -But the Tiramisu... -Had too little rum. 69 00:07:54,823 --> 00:07:56,948 And that is non-negotiable, bro! 70 00:07:57,282 --> 00:07:59,240 Fine. Next time I'll keep in mind. Give it. 71 00:07:59,323 --> 00:08:00,323 What did he say? 72 00:08:00,907 --> 00:08:01,782 Give it. 73 00:08:04,782 --> 00:08:06,157 Leave that, brother. 74 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:10,073 Maghai Saada Paan. With rose-petal, coconut slivers, and tutti-frutti. 75 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:13,740 Awesome. One thing I missed in LA- 76 00:08:14,032 --> 00:08:16,323 Maghai Saada paan with tutti Frutti 77 00:08:16,740 --> 00:08:18,032 Pack six more. 78 00:08:18,115 --> 00:08:20,448 You don't need to ask twice. Coming right up. 79 00:08:20,615 --> 00:08:23,198 Pack six more Maghai Saada for brother. 80 00:08:37,532 --> 00:08:38,740 She's still howling? 81 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,198 She is my daughter! 82 00:08:42,282 --> 00:08:43,823 She can laugh or cry whenever she likes. 83 00:08:43,907 --> 00:08:46,782 -Who are you to interfere? -Dad, don't scream at him. 84 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:48,698 He's cute! 85 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:52,990 My child. 86 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:58,615 It's Okay. 87 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,323 Pushpa... 88 00:09:07,657 --> 00:09:09,073 What kind of Pushpa is this? 89 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,323 That's not the gesture-this is. 90 00:09:11,407 --> 00:09:12,698 How? Show me again. 91 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,782 Not bowing down, damn it! 92 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,948 Too good, Aunt Roli. 93 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:18,865 If you didn't shave off your beard, 94 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,907 they would have cast you in part three. 95 00:09:21,365 --> 00:09:22,407 Stop it, naughty boy. 96 00:09:24,157 --> 00:09:26,032 Ray, Ray. 97 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:28,240 -Dad. -My child. 98 00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:31,073 Dad, how am I going to live without you? 99 00:09:31,365 --> 00:09:32,990 Make a pinky promise! Right away! 100 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,490 You'll never marry an Indian girl. 101 00:09:36,573 --> 00:09:38,698 -Why? -Look at the melodrama she's creating. 102 00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:41,907 -Mom. -What? 103 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:43,782 -What are you doing? -Let's go... 104 00:09:44,907 --> 00:09:46,282 Mad or what? 105 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:49,990 They pray for good husbands all their life. 106 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:51,032 And when they find one-- 107 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:52,448 -Papa! Papa... -Quiet! 108 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:54,282 Okay. 109 00:09:54,698 --> 00:09:56,032 Didn't you cry at your wedding? 110 00:09:56,115 --> 00:09:57,448 Who? Me? 111 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,782 I cried after I got married! 112 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:02,573 I know. 113 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:04,323 Oh, shit. 114 00:10:05,198 --> 00:10:07,657 -What is it now? -The broker called. 115 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,865 -Oh, shit! -Yeah... 116 00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:14,657 Even we'll own a house- 117 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,282 -We'll own a mansion in the US. -Yes. 118 00:10:18,698 --> 00:10:19,823 You did it, huh. 119 00:10:20,115 --> 00:10:21,532 Wonder Woman. 120 00:10:22,323 --> 00:10:23,157 No, you did it. 121 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,198 Always fixated on the idea of "We must have our own home". 122 00:10:26,365 --> 00:10:28,407 I, on the other hand, was happy living in a rental 123 00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:31,448 So... credit goes to you. 124 00:10:32,615 --> 00:10:33,990 Well.. I don't give up easily. 125 00:10:34,365 --> 00:10:37,532 Manufacturing defect. I get it from my mother after all 126 00:10:39,657 --> 00:10:40,573 See you. 127 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,407 I'm on my way to the hotel, and then to the airport. 128 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:44,448 Have a great trip. Take care. 129 00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:45,907 God bless you! 130 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:48,657 Hey, Pinky. Would you be ok with about a Croatian daughter-in-law? 131 00:10:49,073 --> 00:10:50,448 Like Khaleesi. 132 00:10:50,532 --> 00:10:52,240 Anyone, but not Indian 133 00:10:53,365 --> 00:11:07,073 "You are mine, I am yours, you are mine" 134 00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:51,448 Excuse me. 135 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:54,782 Yup. 136 00:11:54,865 --> 00:11:56,823 Oh...excuse me. 137 00:12:01,282 --> 00:12:02,865 -Hi. -Wassup! 138 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:06,823 Are you being able to read the names of those three books? 139 00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:09,823 Queen of Tajganj. 140 00:12:09,907 --> 00:12:11,032 Love in Ghagra. 141 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,823 Uhh.. Agra! Not Ghaghra.. 142 00:12:14,073 --> 00:12:15,407 -Agra? -Yes. 143 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:16,448 Is it? 144 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:19,032 Don't you feel this book would have been a runaway hit 145 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,573 If it was called Love In Ghagra" instead. 146 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,698 And would not be invisibly rotting in the last row like this. 147 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:28,865 I'll tell the writer to name the sequel "Ghagra" instead of "Agra". 148 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,448 But for now, can you get those three books down? 149 00:12:32,532 --> 00:12:33,490 Can you reach it? 150 00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:35,365 Of course. 151 00:12:35,657 --> 00:12:37,448 I've had long hands since I was a kid-- 152 00:12:37,532 --> 00:12:40,115 my mom even wanted to name me Mr. Long Hands. 153 00:12:43,198 --> 00:12:44,573 I'm joking. 154 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,157 I'm glad. 155 00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:50,948 So, what did your mom name you instead of "Mr. Long Hands"? 156 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,198 Rehaan. 157 00:12:52,490 --> 00:12:54,823 Affectionately peeps call me Ray. 158 00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:57,990 And what if someone doesn't feel affectionate towards you? 159 00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:00,323 Has the sun ever risen from the West? 160 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,782 So the idea of someone not liking me is impossible. 161 00:13:12,198 --> 00:13:13,740 -Love in Agra. -Yes, thank you. 162 00:13:18,948 --> 00:13:22,032 The writer is a friend, so I was just being a good friend. 163 00:13:25,823 --> 00:13:27,823 Would you like to become a better friend? 164 00:13:41,448 --> 00:13:42,615 What's going on? 165 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,115 It's written by our friend. 166 00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:49,573 We're trying to be good friends. 167 00:13:49,865 --> 00:13:52,240 Well, in that case, you should buy the book 168 00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:54,157 and help increase sales. 169 00:13:58,448 --> 00:13:59,448 Point. 170 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,490 -Please come. -Yeah. 171 00:14:03,657 --> 00:14:05,448 Ray lost my credit card. Call ASAP 172 00:14:05,532 --> 00:14:06,490 Shit. 173 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:10,032 I'm going. 174 00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:13,157 Okay, don't worry. 175 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,157 Enter the pasword. 176 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:15,865 Where are you lost nowadays? 177 00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:34,198 One... 178 00:14:34,823 --> 00:14:35,698 Two... 179 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:36,948 Three... 180 00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:38,198 Four... 181 00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:39,240 Five... 182 00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:40,490 Six... 183 00:14:40,698 --> 00:14:41,573 Seven. 184 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,615 Eight. 185 00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:43,698 Nine. 186 00:14:43,865 --> 00:14:44,740 Ten! 187 00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:47,532 Repeat. 188 00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:48,657 One... 189 00:14:49,032 --> 00:14:49,948 Two... 190 00:14:50,198 --> 00:14:51,115 Three... 191 00:14:57,032 --> 00:14:57,657 Hello, Dad. 192 00:14:57,740 --> 00:15:00,157 Did you speak with Tulsiram, Rumi? 193 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:02,282 -Tulsiram, who? -The broker. 194 00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:08,865 Yeah... I told you I wanted to get my own place, right? 195 00:15:08,948 --> 00:15:10,990 Think about your future. 196 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:14,407 Rather than wasting thirty grand on rent every month, 197 00:15:14,490 --> 00:15:16,198 give that money to me. I'll put it in a Fixed Deposit. 198 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,198 First of all... 199 00:15:20,657 --> 00:15:21,365 First of all... 200 00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:24,198 With such low interest rates FDs are hardly going to help in hard times.. 201 00:15:24,282 --> 00:15:27,407 I mean...how much can 6.9 percent ease anybody's problems? 202 00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:28,323 Ma'am, passport. 203 00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:30,740 Despite having a big house and your own room, 204 00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:34,115 Renting another place is ridiculous. 205 00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:35,157 That's how you look at it Dad. 206 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,240 For me, thirty-five grand is a small price for my independence. 207 00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:39,115 Okay. 208 00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:42,240 You have the audacity to speak to your father in a tone like this- 209 00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:43,865 What independence are you talking about? 210 00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:46,032 I want independence from my father. 211 00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:49,323 I can't listen to you going "RUMI RUMI" 10 times a day... 212 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,615 -I am fed up, Dad. -What... 213 00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:51,740 I need to move out. 214 00:15:52,282 --> 00:15:53,240 Jia. 215 00:15:53,823 --> 00:15:54,740 Jia. 216 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,115 -Jia. -Yes. 217 00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:57,407 -Come out, Jia. -Yes. 218 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,657 Do I keep rambling "Rumi-Rumi" ten times a day? Tell her. 219 00:16:00,740 --> 00:16:01,532 Not at all. 220 00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:02,907 Just a couple of times. 221 00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:03,698 Heard that? 222 00:16:03,782 --> 00:16:06,615 But you keep chanting "Jia-Jia" all day long... 223 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:09,990 "Jia, iron my shirt. Jia, switch on the geyser, Jia this-Jia that". 224 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,907 I'm the one who should be fed up. 225 00:16:12,948 --> 00:16:13,907 Have you heard? 226 00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:16,615 Wow.. Excellent.. 227 00:16:16,823 --> 00:16:18,573 Before any illness can kill him 228 00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:22,657 These mean girls and their mean remarks would kill this old man... 229 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:25,032 You're not old, Dad, you're just lazy. 230 00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:25,990 Lazy? 231 00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:28,865 I've served the nation...for 30 years.. 232 00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:30,698 For which you've been awarded the "Vir Chakra" (bravery award) 233 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,115 But what's that got to do with you turning on the geyser? 234 00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:35,532 Look, Rumi, listen to me- 235 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:37,782 Okay, Dad. I have to go now. It's time to board. 236 00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:40,157 Okay, look. Take good care of your passport. 237 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,323 Dad, stop treating me like a child. I am 28 years old. 238 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:44,198 Bye. 239 00:16:44,282 --> 00:16:46,240 But you'll be 29 seven months. 240 00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:48,948 And my mom always says... 241 00:16:49,532 --> 00:16:51,115 No matter how old we grow, 242 00:16:51,615 --> 00:16:54,490 we'll always be kids in our parents' eyes. 243 00:16:55,323 --> 00:16:58,240 By the way, your birthday's in March, 244 00:16:58,698 --> 00:16:59,907 so that makes you a Piscean. 245 00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:01,907 They're known to be rude 246 00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:05,365 No wonder you were speaking so rudely to your dad. 247 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,490 Not cool, Ms. Rumi Vardhan. 248 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,615 How do you know my name? 249 00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,865 Love in Agra? 250 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:15,907 Friend has written it... 251 00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:18,365 My passport... 252 00:17:19,115 --> 00:17:21,032 -Thank you. -It's okay. 253 00:17:21,615 --> 00:17:25,907 Small mishaps in big countries can be catastrophic... 254 00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:29,198 God, what's with you women? 255 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,615 Why are you so careless? 256 00:17:31,407 --> 00:17:32,490 Excuse me? 257 00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:34,407 I'll explain. 258 00:17:35,157 --> 00:17:36,532 You would have boarded the flight, 259 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:39,907 but can you imagine the drama at the immigration without a passport? 260 00:17:40,115 --> 00:17:41,282 Total chaos! 261 00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:44,282 There's a reason why this is called the most important document. 262 00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:45,157 And please, 263 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:49,115 calling your bravery-award-winning old man "lazy" is not cool. 264 00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:53,157 Do you know you gradually start losing muscle mass in your 30s? 265 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:55,073 It's called Sarcopenia. 266 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,740 Who knows.. Uncle might be suffering from sarcopenia... 267 00:17:56,823 --> 00:17:58,282 Oh! Uncles long lost nephew 268 00:17:58,365 --> 00:17:59,865 I know what sarcopenia means. 269 00:18:00,073 --> 00:18:01,948 And I also know he's not suffering from it. 270 00:18:02,198 --> 00:18:05,073 But you definitely suffer from mansplaining. 271 00:18:05,698 --> 00:18:06,615 Woah! 272 00:18:06,948 --> 00:18:09,573 How the hell is this mansplaining...Missy? 273 00:18:09,657 --> 00:18:10,615 Of course it is. 274 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,073 It's how you started the conversation. 275 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:13,823 "What is with you women? Why are you so careless?" 276 00:18:13,907 --> 00:18:15,657 Which is stupid, because historically, 277 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,365 women have only been known for one thing. 278 00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:19,782 Taking care - of everyone and everything. 279 00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:20,907 Especially men! 280 00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:23,157 It's my passport and I misplaced it. 281 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,323 Whatever the consequences were mine to deal with.. 282 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:27,615 You want to help.. Help.. Don't behave like you're doing a huge favor on me... 283 00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:30,990 Because I can't stand such people... 284 00:18:31,073 --> 00:18:32,407 Oh, shit! 285 00:18:32,907 --> 00:18:34,990 But I had only one purpose in life. 286 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,282 To be liked by you... 287 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,407 What am I going to do now? 288 00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:39,407 Damn! I have no purpose left in life. 289 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,948 And I have no time for your shit. 290 00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:42,323 Okay. 291 00:18:45,948 --> 00:18:47,073 What are you doing? 292 00:18:47,157 --> 00:18:48,698 Waking the feminist in me. 293 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,990 You are such a child. Give me my passport. 294 00:18:51,073 --> 00:18:53,240 I'm a little, mischievous boy. 295 00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,698 I'm really sorry for doing you such a big favor... 296 00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,282 Sorry for the inconvenience. 297 00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:04,657 [Airline announcement] 298 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,990 You are not going to Croatia right? 299 00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:27,698 No personal questions, please. 300 00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:31,490 -Hi, good evening. -Hi. 301 00:19:31,573 --> 00:19:33,865 -Welcome to Lusavia. Please, this way. -Thank you. 302 00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:37,282 Hi, good evening. Welcome to Lusavia. 303 00:19:37,365 --> 00:19:38,615 -Hi, good evening, ma'am. -Good evening. 304 00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:39,782 -Please, this way. -Thank you. 305 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,573 -Good evening, sir. -Good evening. 306 00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:44,157 Straight. Left. Second row. 307 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,740 -Thank you... -Tanya. 308 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:50,740 You look like a Tanya. 309 00:19:51,448 --> 00:19:54,615 You have a "Tanya-ness" about you... 310 00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:56,532 Thank you. 311 00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:57,657 Welcome. 312 00:20:19,907 --> 00:20:21,240 -Hi. -Hi... 313 00:20:27,073 --> 00:20:28,532 Comfy, huh? 314 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:35,782 Please tell me you're not going for the Yacht Week! 315 00:21:08,698 --> 00:21:10,782 Ma'am, your Bloody Mary. 316 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:12,323 Thank you. 317 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:15,490 T... Can you get me a coffee, please? 318 00:21:15,573 --> 00:21:16,240 Sure, sir. 319 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:17,448 Americano, strong. 320 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:20,073 Or else, this book will put me in a coma. 321 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,865 Yes, sir. I've read it too. 322 00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:26,323 It's rather boring. 323 00:21:26,573 --> 00:21:29,657 Then why am I putting myself through this torture? 324 00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:32,323 What's far more interesting than all of this... are your eyes. 325 00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:35,282 All I need to figure is.. How do I read them? 326 00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:37,448 Kindle or hard copy? 327 00:21:38,823 --> 00:21:40,032 Enjoy your coffee, sir. 328 00:21:41,157 --> 00:21:42,073 I will. 329 00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:43,490 She laughs. 330 00:21:53,615 --> 00:21:54,573 Wow... 331 00:21:55,698 --> 00:21:59,365 You find this in-flight dining menu more interesting than my book? 332 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,490 Of course. 333 00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:04,490 I never imagined Upma would be available on a flight bound to Croatia... 334 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,073 That too with vermicelli 335 00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:07,407 Yummy. 336 00:22:08,448 --> 00:22:09,365 T... 337 00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,323 Yes sir? 338 00:22:11,073 --> 00:22:12,407 One Upma, please. 339 00:22:12,573 --> 00:22:13,282 Sure sir. 340 00:22:47,657 --> 00:22:48,490 Hi. 341 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:49,740 Ćao. Ćao. Ćao. 342 00:22:49,823 --> 00:22:51,490 -Welcome. -Thank you. 343 00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:55,615 Surprise. 344 00:22:56,365 --> 00:22:58,365 Welcome to Yacht Week. 345 00:23:00,657 --> 00:23:01,782 Ladies first. 346 00:23:03,032 --> 00:23:05,698 Rumi...go on... I'll be- 347 00:23:06,407 --> 00:23:09,323 right behind ya! 348 00:23:12,115 --> 00:23:13,115 Let's go, buddy. 349 00:23:42,282 --> 00:23:56,865 "I followed you across seven seas." 350 00:23:58,573 --> 00:24:00,865 This is your yacht, Ooh La La. 351 00:24:00,948 --> 00:24:04,573 "O tormentor..." 352 00:24:04,823 --> 00:24:06,740 You mean we are sharing a yacht. 353 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:07,698 Yup. 354 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:09,407 Ooh la la! 355 00:24:10,948 --> 00:24:12,365 Yes. Thank you. 356 00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:17,198 Wow! 357 00:24:17,698 --> 00:24:19,532 Oh, hi. I am Kate, 358 00:24:19,615 --> 00:24:20,990 and this is my husband Leo. 359 00:24:21,073 --> 00:24:21,990 Hey, nice to meet you. 360 00:24:22,073 --> 00:24:24,032 Kate and Leo in an alternate universe. 361 00:24:24,115 --> 00:24:25,865 Should have named this yacht Titanic. 362 00:24:27,698 --> 00:24:28,407 Good one. 363 00:24:28,490 --> 00:24:30,698 She laughed... means good joke. 364 00:24:32,115 --> 00:24:33,198 Nice one. 365 00:24:33,698 --> 00:24:34,615 Greetings. 366 00:24:35,115 --> 00:24:35,990 Greetings. 367 00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:37,032 Zoaib. 368 00:24:37,448 --> 00:24:39,073 And he's...Shoaib. 369 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,698 -Hi. -Zo and Sho. 370 00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:43,407 You two look like twins. 371 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:45,157 Hey... we're dating. 372 00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:46,615 He's my boyfriend. 373 00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:47,948 It's nothing serious. 374 00:24:48,032 --> 00:24:49,282 I'll keep that in mind. 375 00:24:49,365 --> 00:24:50,032 Please do. 376 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,157 Oh...you guys already met. 377 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,323 -Hello. -Hello. 378 00:24:53,407 --> 00:24:54,240 Oh, Nathulal. 379 00:24:54,323 --> 00:24:55,365 My name is Shaw. 380 00:24:55,448 --> 00:24:57,157 I'll be your skipper for the next few days. 381 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,657 Are you guys sorted with your cabin? 382 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,407 Actually, I don't know who I'm sharing my cabin with. 383 00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:02,907 We are all couples here, 384 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:04,907 so we all have a cabin each. 385 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:07,698 I guess that leaves the two of you. 386 00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:16,240 The moment...you've been waiting for- 387 00:25:16,323 --> 00:25:20,698 The moment...your heart was craving for 388 00:25:20,782 --> 00:25:24,115 has arrived. 389 00:25:25,573 --> 00:25:28,073 Dearly beloved, shall we check out our cabin then? 390 00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,365 By the way, which side do you like to sleep on? 391 00:25:30,698 --> 00:25:32,157 Left or right? 392 00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,157 I like to sleep in the centre. 393 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,782 Because I feel very centred when I sleep in the centre. 394 00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:37,990 My dreams are centred. 395 00:25:38,073 --> 00:25:40,407 My thoughts are centred. My life is centred. 396 00:25:41,698 --> 00:25:44,740 Excuse me. What's the procedure to change the cabin. 397 00:25:44,823 --> 00:25:45,782 Nothing. 398 00:25:46,198 --> 00:25:47,615 Come on, Hun. 399 00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:55,573 Heads up... 400 00:25:55,782 --> 00:25:57,198 I snore at night. 401 00:25:57,407 --> 00:25:59,032 If I'm not snoring, I am blabbing. 402 00:25:59,115 --> 00:26:01,365 If I'm not blabbing, I am kicking. 403 00:26:01,823 --> 00:26:03,907 I hope you're okay with that? 404 00:26:04,990 --> 00:26:05,990 No. 405 00:26:10,198 --> 00:26:11,073 No... 406 00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:56,240 Hello. Hello. 407 00:27:56,323 --> 00:27:57,157 Hello, Mom. 408 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,532 This is the place from the show.. With Khaleesi... 409 00:27:59,615 --> 00:28:01,282 Did you find your "Khaleesi"? 410 00:28:01,365 --> 00:28:02,990 Where would I find one? 411 00:28:03,073 --> 00:28:04,782 Okay, fine. Enjoy yourself. 412 00:28:08,407 --> 00:28:08,907 Hi 413 00:28:13,657 --> 00:28:14,823 Jia, my coffee. 414 00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:19,823 You're anyway going to the café.. Could have had it there... 415 00:28:19,907 --> 00:28:20,865 It's hot. 416 00:28:20,948 --> 00:28:22,532 What do you do on the phone all day? 417 00:28:22,615 --> 00:28:23,698 Tinder. 418 00:28:24,115 --> 00:28:25,073 What? 419 00:28:25,407 --> 00:28:26,740 It's a dating app. 420 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:29,115 Trying to find a guy for myself. 421 00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:31,740 I'm old enough, aren't I? 422 00:28:35,282 --> 00:28:37,698 Since you don't see me as someone you need to "give away", 423 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:40,698 I guess I'll have to carry my own burden. 424 00:28:41,115 --> 00:28:42,323 Naughty. 425 00:28:42,532 --> 00:28:44,782 Finish your coffee.. I won't heat it up again... 426 00:28:47,365 --> 00:28:48,948 Where did you go baby? 427 00:28:49,323 --> 00:28:51,907 I handled two thousand soldiers in the army. 428 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:55,740 But these two young daughters... 429 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,615 I wish you were around. 430 00:29:22,615 --> 00:29:23,948 -Here. -Thank you. 431 00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:36,823 Excuse me. 432 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:39,115 Can I get this? 433 00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:42,198 Thank you. 434 00:29:51,782 --> 00:29:53,323 Gulaš Premium, yeah. 435 00:29:53,657 --> 00:29:54,490 Thank you. 436 00:30:06,698 --> 00:30:07,740 Hi. 437 00:30:09,032 --> 00:30:10,115 Wassup. 438 00:30:11,823 --> 00:30:15,740 Listen, are you carrying any Theplas or anything, from India? 439 00:30:16,642 --> 00:30:18,448 You seem like a total mama's boy. 440 00:30:18,615 --> 00:30:20,698 Didn't your mom pack any food for you from India 441 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:24,782 No. 442 00:30:26,198 --> 00:30:27,532 First of all, I am not from India. 443 00:30:28,615 --> 00:30:29,865 I live in the US. 444 00:30:29,948 --> 00:30:33,532 Secondly...I was in Delhi to organise a wedding. 445 00:30:33,615 --> 00:30:35,323 -You're a wedding planner? -A-list type. 446 00:30:35,990 --> 00:30:39,073 Our wedding company is one of the top 10 companies in the world. 447 00:30:39,323 --> 00:30:40,240 Hitched Forever. 448 00:30:40,323 --> 00:30:41,532 And its net worth is... 449 00:30:42,490 --> 00:30:43,448 Why should I tell you? 450 00:30:43,532 --> 00:30:44,740 I don't even want to know. 451 00:30:46,407 --> 00:30:50,240 Even though you're not from India, your Hindi is pretty good. 452 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,407 Just like you're from Agra and still speak in English. 453 00:30:54,490 --> 00:30:58,032 Excuse me. I have a Master's in English Literature from Stephen's, Delhi. 454 00:30:58,115 --> 00:30:59,073 Excused. 455 00:30:59,157 --> 00:31:01,823 I'm a PhD in Bollywood films from my mother's womb. 456 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:03,823 I was only three years old when I saw Ram-Lakhan. 457 00:31:04,032 --> 00:31:04,907 Since then- 458 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,532 Very good. 459 00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:11,657 Got any Theplas? 460 00:31:11,948 --> 00:31:12,865 No. 461 00:31:12,948 --> 00:31:15,532 A: Because I'm gluten intolerant. 462 00:31:15,782 --> 00:31:19,907 And B: I believe, when in Rome, do as and... 463 00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:22,073 Do the Romans. 464 00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:26,407 Enjoy your food. 465 00:31:28,115 --> 00:31:30,323 Now that you're of no use to me. Bye. 466 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,198 Yeah, please. 467 00:31:32,282 --> 00:31:33,740 My mom always says, 468 00:31:33,823 --> 00:31:37,490 have your meals with good company and good thoughts. 469 00:31:37,657 --> 00:31:38,948 Otherwise, it gives indigestion. 470 00:31:39,157 --> 00:31:40,907 So please, vamoose. 471 00:31:43,615 --> 00:31:46,657 You know, you are stereotypically annoying. 472 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,365 I mean... Just irritate for the heck of it... 473 00:31:49,615 --> 00:31:51,532 I mean...unnecessarily, for no reason... 474 00:31:51,865 --> 00:31:53,032 Blah-blah-blah... 475 00:31:53,115 --> 00:31:54,740 Grow up, buddy. Please. 476 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,615 Did I walk up to you? 477 00:31:57,698 --> 00:31:59,573 I was clearly famished, that's why I came to you.. 478 00:31:59,782 --> 00:32:00,990 Sorry, I made a mistake! 479 00:32:01,073 --> 00:32:02,407 So did your parents. 480 00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:04,282 Very bad, Mr and Mrs Vardhan. 481 00:32:04,365 --> 00:32:05,823 How could you do this? 482 00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:12,823 Yummy. 483 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,865 What's the meaning of sleeping out here? 484 00:32:33,032 --> 00:32:35,948 What do you think I'm gonna do if you share a cabin with me? 485 00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:38,823 You look pretty disappointed that I am not sharing a cabin with you. 486 00:32:42,532 --> 00:32:44,573 If I want, I can get seven different girls 487 00:32:44,657 --> 00:32:47,948 to share the cabin with me this whole week. 488 00:32:48,282 --> 00:32:49,948 The classic male ego. 489 00:32:50,032 --> 00:32:52,698 Listen, wannabe feminist. It's not about ego. 490 00:32:52,782 --> 00:32:55,365 Sleeping here means you're judging my character. 491 00:32:55,448 --> 00:32:57,782 You think I am a pervert. And that I'm not okay with. 492 00:32:57,865 --> 00:32:59,282 Relax. 493 00:33:00,157 --> 00:33:01,573 Why are you sleeping out here? 494 00:33:02,323 --> 00:33:03,240 Lie down. 495 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:04,282 What? 496 00:33:04,365 --> 00:33:05,490 Lie down, dude. 497 00:33:05,573 --> 00:33:06,448 Dude? 498 00:33:06,948 --> 00:33:08,073 The dude will lie down. 499 00:33:13,782 --> 00:33:16,365 Stop staring at the moon and look up. 500 00:33:16,573 --> 00:33:17,573 You think you're the moon? 501 00:33:18,448 --> 00:33:19,490 Delulu. 502 00:33:21,907 --> 00:33:22,865 Wow! 503 00:33:36,740 --> 00:33:37,657 Tell me, 504 00:33:38,115 --> 00:33:42,573 with a view like this, which idiot would sleep in a cabin 505 00:33:47,657 --> 00:33:48,532 Me. 506 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:50,948 Listen, ZNMD's Katrina. 507 00:33:51,198 --> 00:33:52,865 All this sounds good only in the movies. 508 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,490 I need my bed, blanket, a hard pillow to rest my head, 509 00:33:55,573 --> 00:33:58,198 and a soft pillow to cuddle with. 510 00:33:58,407 --> 00:33:59,698 So I am off. 511 00:34:00,615 --> 00:34:01,698 And here you go... 512 00:34:02,782 --> 00:34:03,823 Theplas. 513 00:34:04,782 --> 00:34:05,865 Thepla? 514 00:34:06,282 --> 00:34:07,740 From a continental restaurant? 515 00:34:07,823 --> 00:34:08,657 Yes. 516 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:12,032 I got it made...by chef Benito... these Theplas. 517 00:34:12,573 --> 00:34:13,948 By buttering him. 518 00:34:15,448 --> 00:34:16,782 Cute, right? 519 00:34:17,948 --> 00:34:19,115 I know. 520 00:34:24,907 --> 00:34:26,073 Bon Apetit. 521 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:28,782 Theplas. 522 00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:44,907 Look who's back. 523 00:34:45,115 --> 00:34:46,698 My roomie. 524 00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:52,115 R O O M I E. 525 00:34:53,865 --> 00:34:56,907 And isn't she ready for the week-long party of the year? 526 00:34:59,032 --> 00:35:01,823 Your male ego allows you to do a skin routine? 527 00:35:01,907 --> 00:35:02,865 Shocking. 528 00:35:03,365 --> 00:35:04,573 What can I say? 529 00:35:05,365 --> 00:35:08,407 Breaking cliches...is my favourite hobby. 530 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,698 Good. I hate cliches. 531 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:13,782 By the way, thanks for the Thepla. 532 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:15,448 How much do I owe you? 533 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:21,198 If I say, "Don't be cheap, it's just a Thepla." 534 00:35:21,365 --> 00:35:26,448 You'll say, "Classic male ego, won't let a female pay, etcetera..." 535 00:35:26,823 --> 00:35:27,948 So, five Euros. 536 00:35:28,365 --> 00:35:29,282 Okay. 537 00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:32,073 Don't bother. 538 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,115 Buy me dinner tomorrow. 539 00:35:34,615 --> 00:35:36,115 Then we'll be quits. 540 00:35:48,032 --> 00:35:49,657 "I'm taken by your obsession." 541 00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:51,615 "Crave your possession." 542 00:35:51,823 --> 00:35:53,823 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 543 00:35:53,907 --> 00:35:55,448 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 544 00:35:55,532 --> 00:35:57,407 "I'm taken by your obsession." 545 00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,615 "Crave your possession." 546 00:35:59,698 --> 00:36:01,240 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 547 00:36:01,448 --> 00:36:03,115 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 548 00:36:03,198 --> 00:36:06,615 "What is your objection?" 549 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,282 "Be like the waves..." 550 00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:10,323 "...the heart's like a wandering boat." 551 00:36:10,407 --> 00:36:14,115 "This secret I want to share," 552 00:36:14,198 --> 00:36:17,990 "your anger feels fake." 553 00:36:18,073 --> 00:36:19,823 "You look startled," 554 00:36:19,907 --> 00:36:24,573 "that I've taken over your world." 555 00:36:25,365 --> 00:36:29,490 "So baby love me, even if it's just a lie." 556 00:36:29,532 --> 00:36:33,032 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 557 00:36:33,115 --> 00:36:35,032 "But in this moment I promise..." 558 00:36:35,115 --> 00:36:37,157 "tomorrow can wait..." 559 00:36:37,448 --> 00:36:39,615 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 560 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,032 "even if it's just a lie." 561 00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:44,823 "Come fall in love, even if it's just a lie." 562 00:36:44,907 --> 00:36:48,615 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 563 00:36:48,698 --> 00:36:52,448 "But in this moment I promise... tomorrow can wait..." 564 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:54,948 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 565 00:36:55,032 --> 00:36:56,865 "even if it's just a lie." 566 00:36:57,073 --> 00:36:59,032 "I'm taken by your obsession." 567 00:36:59,115 --> 00:37:00,740 "Crave your possession." 568 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:02,865 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 569 00:37:02,948 --> 00:37:04,573 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 570 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:06,490 "I'm taken by your obsession." 571 00:37:06,573 --> 00:37:08,198 "Crave your possession." 572 00:37:08,448 --> 00:37:10,323 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 573 00:37:10,407 --> 00:37:12,115 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 574 00:37:27,698 --> 00:37:29,323 "The darkness runs deep," 575 00:37:29,407 --> 00:37:34,657 "dive in with me, let's look for signs," 576 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:37,198 "let's go, let's go." 577 00:37:39,198 --> 00:37:42,032 "Before the dawn returns," 578 00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:48,657 "let's do something sinful-together." 579 00:37:50,157 --> 00:37:55,615 "And in all of this by sheer accident, this bittersweet season has taken over." 580 00:37:55,698 --> 00:37:59,407 "So baby love me, even if it's just a lie." 581 00:37:59,490 --> 00:38:03,115 "Whether we meet again or we don't." 582 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:05,115 "But in this moment I promise..." 583 00:38:05,407 --> 00:38:07,365 "tomorrow can wait..." 584 00:38:07,782 --> 00:38:09,865 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 585 00:38:09,948 --> 00:38:11,240 "even if it's just a lie." 586 00:38:11,907 --> 00:38:13,740 "I'm taken by your obsession." 587 00:38:13,823 --> 00:38:15,448 "Crave your possession." 588 00:38:15,698 --> 00:38:17,573 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 589 00:38:17,657 --> 00:38:19,365 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 590 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,532 "I'm taken by your obsession." 591 00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:23,240 "Crave your possession." 592 00:38:23,490 --> 00:38:25,365 "Chasing after you wherever you go." 593 00:38:25,448 --> 00:38:27,157 "Let things unfold exactly as it wants to." 594 00:38:27,282 --> 00:38:29,115 "I'm taken by your obsession." 595 00:38:29,198 --> 00:38:30,823 "Crave your possession." 596 00:38:31,073 --> 00:38:32,865 "You are mine, I am yours, I'm yours, you're mine" 597 00:38:32,948 --> 00:38:34,865 "even if it's just a lie." 598 00:38:52,448 --> 00:38:53,365 What happened? 599 00:38:54,532 --> 00:38:55,698 Nothing. 600 00:38:56,573 --> 00:38:57,698 Why are you crying? 601 00:38:59,365 --> 00:39:00,407 What happened? 602 00:39:00,865 --> 00:39:02,990 The initial reviews of my book are out. 603 00:39:03,073 --> 00:39:05,740 The one you tricked me into buying. 604 00:39:05,823 --> 00:39:07,282 No one's going to buy it now. 605 00:39:07,407 --> 00:39:09,198 Almost every reviewer gave it two stars. 606 00:39:09,282 --> 00:39:12,698 One of them even said he read it only because he had to review it... 607 00:39:12,782 --> 00:39:15,282 Or would have moved it to trash right after reading 10 pages... 608 00:39:17,198 --> 00:39:18,490 Oh Sweet Lord!. 609 00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:20,698 Tragic 610 00:39:22,907 --> 00:39:24,782 Why didn't you use CHATGPT. 611 00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:30,282 What? 612 00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:32,990 Why do you writers get so sensitive about AI? 613 00:39:33,073 --> 00:39:34,907 It's only because of this attitude of your tribe that, 614 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:37,581 I had to wait three years for the next season of Stranger Things. 615 00:39:37,813 --> 00:39:39,188 Those bloody kids were now grown-ups. 616 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,907 And the little girl...was married now. 617 00:39:40,990 --> 00:39:42,782 I felt so strange, you know. 618 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:43,615 And why? 619 00:39:43,698 --> 00:39:45,282 Because AI scared you out of your wits. 620 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:46,751 Adapt bro! 621 00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:48,407 Personally, if you ask me- 622 00:39:48,907 --> 00:39:49,823 AI is fab. 623 00:39:50,115 --> 00:39:52,615 I mean, what are these writers striking for anyway? 624 00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,115 Very good. Fantastic. 625 00:39:55,573 --> 00:39:57,407 You know what, finish your whining. 626 00:39:57,490 --> 00:39:58,948 I'll share my sorrows with myself. 627 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,740 By committing suicide? 628 00:40:03,323 --> 00:40:05,198 How does one share their sorrows with oneself? Nonsense. 629 00:40:07,615 --> 00:40:08,573 You've lost your mind... 630 00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:09,532 Rumi. 631 00:40:09,948 --> 00:40:11,698 I was seriously joking, man. 632 00:40:12,365 --> 00:40:15,157 Rumi. I was only kidding. 633 00:40:15,532 --> 00:40:17,407 Learn to take a joke, babe. 634 00:40:20,532 --> 00:40:23,115 I in fact found the first three pages pretty interesting. 635 00:40:23,782 --> 00:40:25,407 Just for those, I would have given it three stars. 636 00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:28,657 -The remaining 300 pages... -Finish the book. 637 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:31,782 And prove to me you don't think like the other reviewers. 638 00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:32,948 Definitely. 639 00:40:33,032 --> 00:40:35,698 -When I land in the US... -Read it now. 640 00:40:36,615 --> 00:40:37,490 Now? 641 00:40:37,698 --> 00:40:40,032 I want to feel good right now. So read. 642 00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:42,115 I'll make you feel good. 643 00:40:42,490 --> 00:40:45,032 I found this amazing club - Carpe Diem. 644 00:40:45,115 --> 00:40:48,698 I've heard that their music, dance, ambience, atmosphere... 645 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,615 I heard it too. And I am off. 646 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,532 But if you want to make me feel good, 647 00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:54,073 then sit and read. 648 00:40:57,865 --> 00:41:00,157 I never even read for my board exams. 649 00:41:00,657 --> 00:41:02,407 Why would I do it in Croatia? 650 00:41:02,990 --> 00:41:05,782 Carpe Diem means Seize the Day. 651 00:41:06,323 --> 00:41:07,823 And I am going to seize it, girl. 652 00:41:07,907 --> 00:41:09,240 Fine. Bye. 653 00:42:17,407 --> 00:42:18,365 Four stars. 654 00:42:26,448 --> 00:42:27,657 I read it on the flight itself... 655 00:42:28,490 --> 00:42:30,407 Then why the unnecessary drama? 656 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,448 Because I really like... 657 00:42:35,323 --> 00:42:36,365 teasing you. 658 00:42:36,907 --> 00:42:37,823 Is it? 659 00:42:38,157 --> 00:42:39,615 What else do you like? 660 00:42:41,157 --> 00:42:43,990 I don't like watching you dance with Zo-Sho. 661 00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:47,073 You know they are gay right 662 00:42:47,157 --> 00:42:51,032 I don't like watching you dance with gay boys either. 663 00:42:51,948 --> 00:42:53,573 You can't hear properly.. Can you? 664 00:42:53,657 --> 00:42:55,615 I asked what do you like about me... 665 00:42:58,157 --> 00:43:02,198 The way you DM into my eyes, midst conversation... 666 00:43:03,115 --> 00:43:04,157 I like that. 667 00:43:04,823 --> 00:43:07,865 Amazing line. I'll use it in my next book. 668 00:43:08,823 --> 00:43:12,907 Sure. But give me royalty for it.. Right now.. 669 00:43:14,573 --> 00:43:18,073 Isn't it the most cliched thing... 670 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,782 Hooking up with a stranger on a trip like this.... 671 00:43:21,865 --> 00:43:23,198 What if I say... 672 00:43:23,740 --> 00:43:24,948 I am married. 673 00:43:27,615 --> 00:43:29,323 Now that's serious a twist in the plot. 674 00:44:08,157 --> 00:44:09,407 Come on. 675 00:44:12,115 --> 00:44:13,323 Good morning. 676 00:44:14,823 --> 00:44:15,990 Sorry... 677 00:44:23,032 --> 00:44:24,823 We're going on a tuk-tuk ride today. 678 00:44:25,782 --> 00:44:26,740 Join us. 679 00:44:26,948 --> 00:44:27,740 Have fun. 680 00:44:27,990 --> 00:44:29,073 Is everyone going? 681 00:44:30,323 --> 00:44:33,907 Then I wouldn't miss this Tuk Tuk ride for the world 682 00:44:34,782 --> 00:44:35,907 So funny, huh. 683 00:44:35,990 --> 00:44:36,907 Always. 684 00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,532 You didn't tell me your wife's name. 685 00:44:38,615 --> 00:44:39,782 What wife? 686 00:44:40,198 --> 00:44:43,032 Your wife. You said you're married. 687 00:44:45,823 --> 00:44:47,532 You know I was joking. 688 00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:48,698 Joking? 689 00:44:48,782 --> 00:44:49,740 Yes. 690 00:44:50,073 --> 00:44:51,615 You lied to me. 691 00:44:52,115 --> 00:44:55,032 Here I was thinking my holiday is taking an adventurous twist 692 00:44:55,115 --> 00:44:57,448 And I'm gonna be involved with a married man... 693 00:44:57,532 --> 00:45:00,240 and you turn out to be single. 694 00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,532 Are you seriously upset that I am single? 695 00:45:02,615 --> 00:45:03,698 Obviously. 696 00:45:03,782 --> 00:45:05,698 If something were to even happen between us, 697 00:45:05,782 --> 00:45:07,782 what would we have told our kids? 698 00:45:07,865 --> 00:45:11,323 Mom-Dad met, hooked up, got married, and 699 00:45:11,615 --> 00:45:13,282 lived happily ever after? 700 00:45:14,698 --> 00:45:15,948 How boring is that!. 701 00:45:17,407 --> 00:45:18,448 -Huh? -Boring. 702 00:45:18,698 --> 00:45:19,615 Boring. 703 00:45:38,657 --> 00:45:40,323 What exactly do you want missy? 704 00:45:41,157 --> 00:45:45,073 I'm looking for a '90s love story in the 2025 hookup culture. 705 00:45:45,157 --> 00:45:47,740 What exactly is a 90s love story? 706 00:45:48,073 --> 00:45:51,115 A classic 90s love story has seven stages. 707 00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:52,115 First...? 708 00:45:52,365 --> 00:45:55,365 Meeting a stranger at an exotic location. 709 00:45:55,657 --> 00:45:57,532 Ooh... Check! 710 00:45:57,615 --> 00:45:58,573 Then? 711 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:04,157 At first sight, you want to break his jaw. 712 00:46:04,907 --> 00:46:07,032 Double check! I felt the same 713 00:46:07,740 --> 00:46:10,782 Eventually...you start warming up to the same stranger... 714 00:46:11,823 --> 00:46:12,782 Are we getting there? 715 00:46:12,865 --> 00:46:14,198 You certainly are. 716 00:46:15,198 --> 00:46:16,407 Number four...? 717 00:46:16,657 --> 00:46:19,032 When it's time to go your separate ways, 718 00:46:19,115 --> 00:46:23,990 you realise both your hearts are headed to the same destination. 719 00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:40,740 Then? 720 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,157 Then... 721 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,907 Then comes stage five... 722 00:46:44,073 --> 00:46:45,948 The big C - Conflict! 723 00:46:46,032 --> 00:46:47,240 Parental opposition. 724 00:46:47,323 --> 00:46:49,490 If you manage to impress the parents in stage six, 725 00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:51,240 then stage seven is happy ever after. 726 00:46:51,323 --> 00:46:53,698 Otherwise, their love becomes immortal after death. 727 00:46:55,282 --> 00:46:57,448 Guys, come here for a group selfie. 728 00:46:57,532 --> 00:46:58,573 Coming. 729 00:46:58,948 --> 00:46:59,990 Say Hvar... 730 00:47:00,073 --> 00:47:02,073 Khaar... 731 00:47:02,157 --> 00:47:04,740 Hvar...from the epiglottis. 732 00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:08,907 Hvar! 733 00:47:10,865 --> 00:47:14,865 So you want your Akbar (dad) to oppose your love story. 734 00:47:14,948 --> 00:47:17,657 I do... but who's going to listen? 735 00:47:18,990 --> 00:47:20,490 Don't you get along with your old man? 736 00:47:21,073 --> 00:47:22,323 How can we? 737 00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:27,490 He just can't take that step from being a father to a friend. 738 00:47:33,157 --> 00:47:35,615 Who do you get along with more? 739 00:47:36,615 --> 00:47:38,490 Never got the chance to get along with my dad. 740 00:47:40,073 --> 00:47:41,782 I was three when he left us. 741 00:47:42,573 --> 00:47:44,365 But my Wonder Women 742 00:47:45,532 --> 00:47:47,448 never let me feel his absence 743 00:47:49,198 --> 00:47:51,782 So I was right - Mama's boy. 744 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:55,032 Truly, deeply, madly. 745 00:47:55,907 --> 00:47:59,448 The girls of 2025 are not into Mama's boys ha... 746 00:47:59,532 --> 00:48:00,823 It's a red flag. 747 00:48:19,073 --> 00:48:20,490 I Look photoshopped, don't I? 748 00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:25,657 From Malaika to Malala... 749 00:48:26,115 --> 00:48:27,782 Urfi to Kamala... 750 00:48:27,865 --> 00:48:30,157 no one will let this mama's boy slip away. 751 00:48:31,573 --> 00:48:34,032 You actually think you can impress all of them. 752 00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:35,490 They are as good as impressed. 753 00:48:35,573 --> 00:48:37,365 Malaika's sexy, I am super sexy. 754 00:48:37,615 --> 00:48:39,365 Urfi is cool, I am super cool. 755 00:48:39,448 --> 00:48:40,740 Malala is sensitive... 756 00:48:40,907 --> 00:48:43,157 I'm a sensitive sulk pot 757 00:48:43,282 --> 00:48:45,240 I cry watching Indian Idol. 758 00:48:45,323 --> 00:48:49,823 And that Kamala... will get this shoulder to cry on after losing the elections. 759 00:48:49,907 --> 00:48:50,907 How will she let go. 760 00:48:50,990 --> 00:48:53,490 I mean, look at these collar bones... 761 00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:55,157 Better than pillows. 762 00:48:55,198 --> 00:48:57,032 You've got your own little ivory tower don't you, 763 00:48:57,115 --> 00:48:58,865 Where pink unicorns fly. 764 00:48:58,948 --> 00:49:00,573 No, that's not the case. 765 00:49:00,657 --> 00:49:04,032 It's just a case of, "I'm sexy, and I know it". 766 00:49:04,407 --> 00:49:06,782 Good for you. I'm getting something to eat. 767 00:49:06,990 --> 00:49:08,032 Wait. 768 00:49:09,032 --> 00:49:09,990 Why? 769 00:49:10,573 --> 00:49:13,573 I think I'm coming down with Stage Three... 770 00:49:17,073 --> 00:49:18,698 Slowly... 771 00:49:20,615 --> 00:49:22,323 Warming up to the stranger. 772 00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:26,282 You know... 773 00:49:28,073 --> 00:49:31,865 like...falling in love type. 774 00:49:38,948 --> 00:49:43,115 If we get to stage four, we may be in trouble... 775 00:49:49,032 --> 00:49:50,115 Wait. 776 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,532 We have four more days. 777 00:49:55,782 --> 00:49:57,282 Let's see if we get there or not. 778 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,532 And if we do... 779 00:50:00,698 --> 00:50:07,365 I'll narrate our boring love story to our kids in the most entertaining way. 780 00:50:08,948 --> 00:50:10,240 Pinky promise. 781 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:18,282 "Be a little merciful." 782 00:50:18,532 --> 00:50:23,573 "Stop for a moment, just stay." 783 00:50:23,782 --> 00:50:27,823 "My heart is giving in." 784 00:50:27,907 --> 00:50:32,990 "I am starting to believe." 785 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:39,865 "For both of us." 786 00:50:39,948 --> 00:50:43,532 "For both of us." 787 00:50:58,907 --> 00:50:59,448 "Question." 788 00:50:59,532 --> 00:51:01,448 "Is this the road..." 789 00:51:02,948 --> 00:51:05,365 "...that leads to love." 790 00:51:06,907 --> 00:51:09,698 "Or does it stretch beyond love..." 791 00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:13,198 "...all the way to paradise." 792 00:51:13,907 --> 00:51:15,865 "For both of us..." 793 00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:20,782 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 794 00:51:21,948 --> 00:51:28,782 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 795 00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:34,240 "My feet stand still," 796 00:51:34,323 --> 00:51:38,157 "weighed down by the grief of nowhere to go." 797 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,907 "But rumours sound familiar," 798 00:51:42,198 --> 00:51:45,698 "that love is seeking..." 799 00:51:45,990 --> 00:51:48,365 "Both of us..." 800 00:51:48,782 --> 00:51:52,782 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 801 00:51:53,948 --> 00:52:00,865 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 802 00:52:35,365 --> 00:52:38,740 "These conversations sound so poetic." 803 00:52:38,907 --> 00:52:42,865 "The intoxication... grows on me like sunshine. " 804 00:52:43,198 --> 00:52:50,032 "The world spins...like a madman." 805 00:52:50,198 --> 00:52:54,032 "The heart's totally flipped," 806 00:52:54,198 --> 00:52:57,948 "lost entirely in love." 807 00:52:58,198 --> 00:53:02,115 "Leaving no stone unturned..." 808 00:53:02,198 --> 00:53:05,823 "to find the one destined" 809 00:53:05,907 --> 00:53:08,323 "For both of us..." 810 00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:12,823 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 811 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:20,823 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 812 00:53:23,490 --> 00:53:25,448 "Is this the road..." 813 00:53:26,907 --> 00:53:29,365 "...that leads to love." 814 00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:33,448 "Or does it stretch beyond love..." 815 00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:37,407 "...all the way to paradise." 816 00:53:38,032 --> 00:53:40,198 "For both of us..." 817 00:53:40,490 --> 00:53:44,782 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 818 00:53:45,948 --> 00:53:52,782 "Both of us. Both of us. Both of us." 819 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:03,740 What happened? It wasn't me. 820 00:54:03,990 --> 00:54:05,532 I got bitten by a jellyfish. 821 00:54:05,615 --> 00:54:06,532 Jellyfish? 822 00:54:07,365 --> 00:54:09,615 -I'll get you out of here. -Hurry up. 823 00:54:09,698 --> 00:54:11,407 -Slow down. Slow down. -Quickly. 824 00:54:11,490 --> 00:54:13,448 Hold on. I am hurrying. It's full of stones. 825 00:54:17,907 --> 00:54:20,198 Ray, do something. Suck the poison out. 826 00:54:20,282 --> 00:54:22,157 That's only when you're bitten by a snake, you idiot, 827 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,115 not a jellyfish. 828 00:54:23,198 --> 00:54:25,157 And we 've barely met... 829 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,948 why would I suck your poison out? 830 00:54:27,032 --> 00:54:28,948 Just do something. Call the doctor. 831 00:54:30,157 --> 00:54:30,823 Doctor? 832 00:54:30,907 --> 00:54:32,240 Yes. Doctor. 833 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,865 Hello, doctor. 834 00:54:38,157 --> 00:54:39,907 Rumi got bitten by a jellyfish. 835 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:42,532 Poor thing's lost her mind from the pain. 836 00:54:42,615 --> 00:54:45,907 Come immediately to the VIS Island in Croatia. 837 00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:48,615 Take a flight, then a taxi, then a yacht... 838 00:54:48,698 --> 00:54:49,907 And dive straight into the ocean... 839 00:54:49,990 --> 00:54:50,948 Can you swim? 840 00:54:51,032 --> 00:54:51,782 Ray! 841 00:54:51,865 --> 00:54:53,198 You can! What a doctor. 842 00:54:53,407 --> 00:54:55,282 We'll meet you halfway. 843 00:54:55,365 --> 00:54:56,782 The doctor's on his way. 844 00:54:56,990 --> 00:54:58,073 Do you want to speak? 845 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,532 Good God. 846 00:55:01,907 --> 00:55:03,657 There's only one solution to this right now. 847 00:55:03,782 --> 00:55:05,157 -Do you want to do it? -What? 848 00:55:05,865 --> 00:55:07,073 Have you seen Friends? 849 00:55:07,157 --> 00:55:10,282 Monica gets bitten by a jellyfish, and Chandler... 850 00:55:10,365 --> 00:55:12,032 Pee? No! 851 00:55:12,198 --> 00:55:13,865 I know. I know. 852 00:55:13,948 --> 00:55:15,948 And I won't be able to do it in this situation. 853 00:55:17,032 --> 00:55:19,115 Hold on until the yacht arrives, my love. 854 00:55:19,198 --> 00:55:19,823 Do it. 855 00:55:19,907 --> 00:55:21,532 Just do it. Do it. 856 00:55:21,948 --> 00:55:24,157 -Do it? -Yes. 857 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:27,657 I did drink water. 858 00:55:27,865 --> 00:55:29,323 Things you do for love. 859 00:55:38,282 --> 00:55:40,698 There's a cream available for everything these days, baby. 860 00:55:40,782 --> 00:55:43,282 This is the best one. No stings attached. 861 00:55:45,698 --> 00:55:47,323 Are you ever serious in life? 862 00:55:47,407 --> 00:55:50,240 Or always like this... a leaking laughing gas... 863 00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,615 This laughing gas has started to leak.. Just a couple of years ago... 864 00:55:54,698 --> 00:55:57,240 Before that, life barely gave me a chance to smile. 865 00:55:57,407 --> 00:55:58,407 Is it? 866 00:55:58,823 --> 00:56:01,323 How cruel was life to you, before that... 867 00:56:02,573 --> 00:56:04,698 Do you know why I never studied even during my board exams? 868 00:56:05,573 --> 00:56:07,532 Because my entire focus was on cricket. 869 00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:10,865 I was the captain of my school cricket team. 870 00:56:12,198 --> 00:56:14,865 My coach was convinced I'd represent the country one day. 871 00:56:15,948 --> 00:56:17,157 It was my dream too 872 00:56:18,532 --> 00:56:21,323 Then one day, mom's prayers and her dreams finally came true... 873 00:56:22,073 --> 00:56:24,115 And we got our Green Cards 874 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:27,365 We left India, and I forgot my dream. 875 00:56:32,532 --> 00:56:33,532 But why? 876 00:56:34,407 --> 00:56:36,407 If you had talked to your mom about it... 877 00:56:36,532 --> 00:56:38,198 I'm sure she would have understood. 878 00:56:38,907 --> 00:56:40,198 The responsibilities of her old parents.. 879 00:56:40,282 --> 00:56:42,157 My school.. College.. She had too much on her plate... 880 00:56:44,032 --> 00:56:47,657 So moving to the US... was the right decision. 881 00:56:48,157 --> 00:56:50,532 And had I told her about my dreams... 882 00:56:50,865 --> 00:56:52,448 she would've immediately torn those Green Cards.. 883 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:56,448 Fulfilling my dreams would have become her life's only motto.. 884 00:56:57,490 --> 00:56:59,990 That wouldn't have been fair to her... would it? 885 00:57:03,407 --> 00:57:05,990 But wasn't it unfair to you as well. 886 00:57:08,157 --> 00:57:12,115 Parents make so many sacrifices for their children. 887 00:57:13,365 --> 00:57:17,990 It's only fair that children make a few for their parents too. 888 00:57:20,573 --> 00:57:25,823 But still...sacrificing your dreams is not easy. 889 00:57:29,073 --> 00:57:31,532 When it comes to choosing between your family and your dreams... 890 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,532 Family First! 891 00:57:35,490 --> 00:57:36,532 And I truly believe.. 892 00:57:37,032 --> 00:57:40,073 A man who can't make sacrifices for the most important woman in his life.. 893 00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:43,157 Is not man enough.. 894 00:57:57,032 --> 00:57:58,865 Hello. Hello. How's it going? 895 00:57:58,948 --> 00:58:00,282 Much better than expected. 896 00:58:01,198 --> 00:58:02,657 I can see that. 897 00:58:02,865 --> 00:58:04,615 The glow on your face says it all... 898 00:58:05,198 --> 00:58:06,990 -Who is the girl? -Girl? 899 00:58:07,573 --> 00:58:08,948 How do you know it's a girl? 900 00:58:09,032 --> 00:58:10,073 Could be a guy. 901 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:11,615 I am okay with that also, 902 00:58:11,698 --> 00:58:16,990 but two days ago, I came across your porn search history on your laptop 903 00:58:17,073 --> 00:58:19,490 So I am sure...it's a girl. 904 00:58:19,573 --> 00:58:20,615 Mom... 905 00:58:20,907 --> 00:58:23,698 That's a cute laughter. Show me her face. 906 00:58:26,157 --> 00:58:27,157 Show me. 907 00:58:29,365 --> 00:58:31,282 Hi, aunty. I am Rumi. 908 00:58:31,365 --> 00:58:32,948 Hello. Hello, Rumi. 909 00:58:33,573 --> 00:58:36,032 What you seek is seeking you! 910 00:58:36,865 --> 00:58:38,198 Nice to meet you. 911 00:58:38,365 --> 00:58:39,240 God bless. 912 00:58:39,323 --> 00:58:40,532 Thank you, aunty. 913 00:58:43,115 --> 00:58:45,323 I think her phone died. 914 00:59:04,490 --> 00:59:06,323 What you seek is seeking you... 915 00:59:27,532 --> 00:59:28,657 I love you! 916 00:59:33,990 --> 00:59:35,032 I love you. 917 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,115 You are crazy. 918 00:59:41,448 --> 00:59:43,032 Even Mom approves of you now 919 00:59:43,532 --> 00:59:44,532 So, I love you. 920 00:59:47,198 --> 00:59:51,032 I've never told anyone about my dream.. About giving it all up... 921 00:59:51,948 --> 00:59:54,157 I don't know how I could say it to you.. So easily... 922 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,532 Since that day, I've had this feeling-- 923 01:00:00,448 --> 01:00:04,990 That you're the one I want share my fears, desires, emotions... 924 01:00:06,032 --> 01:00:07,407 And emotions. 925 01:00:10,573 --> 01:00:11,907 Will you let me? 926 01:00:16,532 --> 01:00:19,615 While Rumi and I had almost crossed Stage 4 927 01:00:20,198 --> 01:00:22,823 on the other side, 3600 miles away from Croatia- 928 01:00:24,782 --> 01:00:29,365 Mumtaz Mahal from Taj Ganj in Agra had also found her Shah Jahan. 929 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,407 Thanks to Tinder. 930 01:00:36,073 --> 01:00:37,948 And in the room below, 931 01:00:38,032 --> 01:00:41,073 the big C of our love story was about to begin. 932 01:00:41,573 --> 01:00:42,657 Conflict. 933 01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,782 Parental opposition. 934 01:00:55,698 --> 01:00:58,782 Remember...the eight-year-old boy, 935 01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:01,907 who was sleepwalking like a zombie. 936 01:01:02,615 --> 01:01:06,198 That's him. Colonel Amar Vardhan Singh. 937 01:01:17,823 --> 01:01:21,740 Jia, mom's final words were, "Lock the door at night". 938 01:01:21,823 --> 01:01:23,365 Where is your attention? 939 01:01:23,615 --> 01:01:25,198 On Tinder, of course. 940 01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:29,865 You are out holidaying, coming back and getting your own house on rent 941 01:01:29,948 --> 01:01:31,157 and have the guts to blame me. 942 01:01:35,532 --> 01:01:37,198 Leave it. I will handle everything. 943 01:01:37,990 --> 01:01:39,907 Just like I always have. 944 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,782 And Sukhi's with me. 945 01:01:44,698 --> 01:01:45,657 Sukhi? 946 01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:46,698 Jia... 947 01:01:48,865 --> 01:01:49,907 Hi. 948 01:01:51,532 --> 01:01:52,532 Hi 949 01:01:52,990 --> 01:01:53,740 You guys continue, 950 01:01:53,823 --> 01:01:55,365 -while I'll go get these medicines. -Okay. 951 01:02:00,532 --> 01:02:02,323 We met two months ago on Tinder. 952 01:02:02,782 --> 01:02:05,157 Flew to India six days ago and also met my dad. 953 01:02:06,073 --> 01:02:07,740 Dad likes him a lot, Rumi. 954 01:02:09,365 --> 01:02:12,365 I wanted to surprise you when you got back, but... 955 01:02:13,157 --> 01:02:14,240 It's alright. 956 01:02:16,407 --> 01:02:17,907 I am getting married, Rumi. 957 01:02:22,448 --> 01:02:24,823 Sukhi is from Canada, 958 01:02:25,073 --> 01:02:26,907 and that's where I want to settle down. 959 01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:30,073 I have finally found the man of my dreams. 960 01:02:30,865 --> 01:02:32,282 I have decided. 961 01:02:35,990 --> 01:02:37,407 I'll call you back. 962 01:02:37,490 --> 01:02:38,532 Okay, bye. 963 01:02:46,657 --> 01:02:48,157 The flight leaves at 10. 964 01:02:48,448 --> 01:02:49,990 Ferry leaves in 30 minutes. 965 01:02:50,115 --> 01:02:51,990 I've packed our bags. 966 01:02:55,990 --> 01:02:57,323 Our bags? 967 01:02:57,740 --> 01:02:59,782 The yacht week doesn't end for two more days. 968 01:02:59,990 --> 01:03:01,448 We were anyway planning on extending the trip. 969 01:03:02,323 --> 01:03:03,490 Let's go to India instead. 970 01:03:03,907 --> 01:03:05,448 That way, I can meet your dad. 971 01:03:08,615 --> 01:03:11,907 Ray, I think we should slow it down a bit, okay. 972 01:03:13,782 --> 01:03:15,365 Slow down exactly what? 973 01:03:16,157 --> 01:03:17,407 All of it. 974 01:03:17,782 --> 01:03:19,823 Saying I love you without thinking. 975 01:03:19,907 --> 01:03:22,282 Deciding to fly to India with me. Meeting dad... 976 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:24,532 And meet him and do what? Ask for my hand in marriage? 977 01:03:25,532 --> 01:03:26,448 Yeah. 978 01:03:28,157 --> 01:03:30,823 Ray, listen to yourself. 979 01:03:31,407 --> 01:03:32,990 We've only known each other for 10 days. 980 01:03:33,073 --> 01:03:35,198 My parents were in a 10-year relationship 981 01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:36,490 before they got married. 982 01:03:36,573 --> 01:03:37,948 Their marriage didn't last for two years. 983 01:03:39,323 --> 01:03:41,198 So time means nothing. 984 01:03:42,573 --> 01:03:45,198 I've had three relationships and multiple flings. 985 01:03:45,698 --> 01:03:47,490 But I never said I love you to anyone. 986 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,282 I had decided... 987 01:03:49,365 --> 01:03:51,240 The first girl I say I "love you" to 988 01:03:52,198 --> 01:03:53,907 will be the last girl I say "I love you" to. 989 01:03:56,698 --> 01:03:58,282 And now that I've said it, 990 01:03:59,615 --> 01:04:02,782 meeting your father and talking about marriage is just a formality. 991 01:04:09,032 --> 01:04:12,157 I am not in the same place as you are... 992 01:04:14,198 --> 01:04:15,907 Nor can I ever be. 993 01:04:25,907 --> 01:04:26,782 Rumi! 994 01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:28,907 Why not? 995 01:04:29,948 --> 01:04:31,823 Jia's wedding is already fixed. 996 01:04:32,615 --> 01:04:34,365 And her fiancé is from Canada. 997 01:04:35,032 --> 01:04:37,407 If both sisters settle abroad, 998 01:04:37,740 --> 01:04:39,323 who will look after Dad? 999 01:04:41,615 --> 01:04:45,490 And my sister made countless sacrifices for my dad and me. 1000 01:04:47,032 --> 01:04:49,115 I can't ask her to make one more. 1001 01:04:49,198 --> 01:04:50,490 I just can't. 1002 01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:56,198 In short, 1003 01:04:57,407 --> 01:04:59,448 I can't get married... 1004 01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:02,907 until my father draws his last breath. 1005 01:05:05,823 --> 01:05:07,948 Which I hope never happens. 1006 01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:03,615 Dad. 1007 01:06:04,990 --> 01:06:05,823 Dad. 1008 01:06:05,907 --> 01:06:06,948 Yeah. 1009 01:06:07,032 --> 01:06:08,740 What are you doing, Dad? I'll do it. 1010 01:06:08,990 --> 01:06:10,573 I'll do it. Leave it. 1011 01:06:11,448 --> 01:06:15,532 When I try to do something, you don't let me and then say I'm lazy 1012 01:06:15,615 --> 01:06:18,657 I just said don't do anything stressful. 1013 01:06:21,823 --> 01:06:22,990 Quick question... 1014 01:06:24,157 --> 01:06:26,490 Weren't you supposed to be on that trip for ten days? 1015 01:06:26,573 --> 01:06:27,948 Why'd you come back in eight? 1016 01:06:28,032 --> 01:06:30,198 That's two days of money wasted. What is this Rumi? 1017 01:06:30,282 --> 01:06:32,157 Otherwise you'd have harrowed me 1018 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,907 "Daughter's on vacation while her father is stuck in the hospital." 1019 01:06:35,407 --> 01:06:36,282 Harrowed? 1020 01:06:36,448 --> 01:06:37,740 -Don't strain yourself, Dad. -Dear God. 1021 01:06:37,823 --> 01:06:38,990 I am coming. Dad... 1022 01:06:39,073 --> 01:06:41,490 Who else would I harrow if not you? 1023 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:44,865 Jia's leaving us. Now you get her share. 1024 01:06:46,282 --> 01:06:47,573 Okay Sukhi, I will call you later. 1025 01:06:48,323 --> 01:06:49,323 Dad. 1026 01:06:49,573 --> 01:06:52,448 I was thinking I should apply for your Canadian visa too. 1027 01:06:52,573 --> 01:06:53,365 Canada? 1028 01:06:53,782 --> 01:06:54,657 Why? 1029 01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:55,740 Why else? 1030 01:06:55,823 --> 01:06:57,698 Who will look after you once I leave? 1031 01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,740 -Excuse me. -Correct me if I'm wrong. 1032 01:07:00,032 --> 01:07:02,573 You expect a devil to look after satan. 1033 01:07:02,698 --> 01:07:05,823 Even this devil will get married someday. 1034 01:07:05,907 --> 01:07:09,282 If she finds a foreigner like you, she will leave too. 1035 01:07:09,448 --> 01:07:10,407 What then? 1036 01:07:10,907 --> 01:07:15,157 That's why I keep telling you-hire a full-time caretaker for me. 1037 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,657 Because I am not leaving this place. 1038 01:07:19,323 --> 01:07:20,532 Why so stubborn? 1039 01:07:20,615 --> 01:07:22,198 It's not stubbornness, child. 1040 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,365 It's attachment. 1041 01:07:25,573 --> 01:07:28,157 It's not just a house... 1042 01:07:28,698 --> 01:07:29,657 It's a home. 1043 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,198 I didn't serve this country 1044 01:07:35,365 --> 01:07:36,907 to walk away from it one day. 1045 01:07:39,073 --> 01:07:42,323 I won't even leave this room. 1046 01:07:43,532 --> 01:07:46,073 My soul dwells here. 1047 01:07:52,782 --> 01:07:54,448 I am not leaving this place. 1048 01:07:58,823 --> 01:08:01,115 If it's a tree, should I just leave it and go? 1049 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,198 Hello, Sukhi. 1050 01:09:22,782 --> 01:09:24,532 All the medicines have been written in order... 1051 01:09:24,532 --> 01:09:26,907 And this BP medicine, cannot be skipped, anyhow. 1052 01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:56,157 Ray. 1053 01:10:30,573 --> 01:10:31,532 Finally... 1054 01:10:33,198 --> 01:10:34,573 I was waiting... 1055 01:10:35,782 --> 01:10:39,407 how long will you keep pretending that you're unaffected? 1056 01:10:59,865 --> 01:11:01,323 One thing I know for sure 1057 01:11:01,407 --> 01:11:03,657 This is the girl who's going to be my daughter-in-law. 1058 01:11:06,073 --> 01:11:08,365 She is putting family before love... 1059 01:11:09,198 --> 01:11:09,948 Fab! 1060 01:11:10,198 --> 01:11:13,448 -You went against your family for that... -Idiot. 1061 01:11:14,282 --> 01:11:15,823 You can call him an idiot. 1062 01:11:15,907 --> 01:11:16,907 I can't. 1063 01:11:17,115 --> 01:11:18,532 ...and got married to him. 1064 01:11:18,615 --> 01:11:20,823 So now this daddy's princess has become a role model for you. 1065 01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:22,490 Bloody convenient. 1066 01:11:22,948 --> 01:11:25,532 The other day, she was arguing with a broker about living independently. 1067 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:28,282 And one tiny accident suddenly made her-- 1068 01:11:28,365 --> 01:11:29,740 Hold on right there. 1069 01:11:30,282 --> 01:11:33,782 If I even sneeze, you behave like the world is ending. 1070 01:11:33,865 --> 01:11:35,365 Tiny accident! 1071 01:11:37,823 --> 01:11:42,698 We realise the true worth of our parents 1072 01:11:42,782 --> 01:11:46,573 Only when we realise they won't be with us forever. 1073 01:11:46,823 --> 01:11:48,490 And she has realised that. 1074 01:11:48,740 --> 01:11:52,532 Therefore, I won't give you permission to move on from her. 1075 01:11:52,698 --> 01:11:54,073 Have you lost your mind? 1076 01:11:54,532 --> 01:11:57,240 -She literally turned me down. -And you accepted it? 1077 01:11:57,657 --> 01:11:58,532 Loser. 1078 01:11:58,615 --> 01:12:00,615 -Loser? -Is this what I taught you? 1079 01:12:00,698 --> 01:12:02,698 Sit around doing nothing. That's it. 1080 01:12:02,782 --> 01:12:03,698 What do you expect me to do? 1081 01:12:03,782 --> 01:12:05,782 Go protest outside her house. 1082 01:12:05,865 --> 01:12:10,365 And don't come back until she says yes and comes home holding your hand. 1083 01:12:12,157 --> 01:12:13,490 Pinky swear to you. 1084 01:12:14,990 --> 01:12:16,282 Listen to me... 1085 01:12:17,365 --> 01:12:18,532 We know one thing about us- 1086 01:12:18,615 --> 01:12:22,615 we mother and son never give up on someone we like. 1087 01:12:22,865 --> 01:12:26,615 And since we both like her, we'll have to double our efforts. 1088 01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,782 One thing is clear 1089 01:12:29,032 --> 01:12:33,073 we're moving into our new house only after you bring Ruhi home as your wife.// 1090 01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:35,198 Rumi not Ruhi 1091 01:12:35,282 --> 01:12:36,907 Potato-potato... same thing. 1092 01:12:36,990 --> 01:12:39,865 She is never going to agree. She's twisted like a pretzel. 1093 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:50,073 If she's a pretzel, then Pinky is pure chilly. 1094 01:12:50,282 --> 01:12:52,198 Spicy... 1095 01:12:57,365 --> 01:12:58,490 You want me to go? 1096 01:12:58,740 --> 01:12:59,823 Go. 1097 01:13:13,448 --> 01:13:15,282 We can see it from our terrace. 1098 01:13:15,365 --> 01:13:16,907 We've come here at least a hundred times. 1099 01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:18,532 Why are we here to see the Taj? 1100 01:13:18,615 --> 01:13:20,282 These things are important, dear. 1101 01:13:20,907 --> 01:13:22,407 We're the bride's family. 1102 01:13:23,490 --> 01:13:25,323 Stop being so archaic, Dad. 1103 01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:27,740 Mom. Let's take a selfie. 1104 01:13:27,823 --> 01:13:30,823 Oh come on, when will this whole selfie culture get cancelled? 1105 01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:32,990 -Along with several other things. -What? 1106 01:13:33,073 --> 01:13:34,365 No... 1107 01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:36,032 -So, Mr. Bhatia, Mrs. Bhatia -Yes. 1108 01:13:36,198 --> 01:13:38,365 What do you think of the Taj? 1109 01:13:38,532 --> 01:13:39,448 Great. 1110 01:13:40,948 --> 01:13:44,032 We've already seen four other wonders of the world before this, 1111 01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:45,282 Oh, how lovely. 1112 01:13:45,365 --> 01:13:47,115 -How nice. -Yes. 1113 01:13:47,365 --> 01:13:49,698 -But I must tell you, this fifth one... -Yes. 1114 01:13:49,948 --> 01:13:51,823 -I truly mean this. -Yes. Yes. 1115 01:13:52,115 --> 01:13:55,532 It's the most underwhelming and pathetic one I've ever seen. 1116 01:13:55,615 --> 01:13:57,157 -Totally pathetic. -Fine, then let's head home. 1117 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,032 It's not right for Dad to stay out in the heat for so long. 1118 01:13:59,115 --> 01:14:00,407 -Me too. -Okay, come, come. 1119 01:14:00,490 --> 01:14:01,823 -Mrs. Bhatia... -Yes? 1120 01:14:01,907 --> 01:14:02,782 You should know 1121 01:14:02,865 --> 01:14:06,532 this one is actually the most beautiful of all the wonders. 1122 01:14:06,823 --> 01:14:07,698 Do you know why? 1123 01:14:07,782 --> 01:14:10,448 Because its foundation was built on love. 1124 01:14:11,323 --> 01:14:12,823 Well, it doesn't work for me. 1125 01:14:13,865 --> 01:14:14,782 Come on let's go. 1126 01:14:15,532 --> 01:14:16,323 Let's go. 1127 01:14:16,532 --> 01:14:17,865 Come. Come, dear. 1128 01:16:00,240 --> 01:16:01,073 See... 1129 01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:03,240 You broke... crumbled to dust, 1130 01:16:03,407 --> 01:16:05,240 my stubborn ways left you undone. 1131 01:16:05,615 --> 01:16:07,115 My charm finally worked. 1132 01:16:07,198 --> 01:16:09,073 Shut up you human jukebox. 1133 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,157 Surfaced out of nowhere to work your charm on me again. 1134 01:16:11,573 --> 01:16:13,740 You will just make it harder for me to move on. 1135 01:16:13,990 --> 01:16:15,698 Stupid boy, go back. 1136 01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:18,407 Listen. 1137 01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:21,657 Turn. 1138 01:16:23,948 --> 01:16:24,907 Turn. 1139 01:16:28,573 --> 01:16:31,448 Fine... I don't have an ego. I'll face you instead. 1140 01:16:34,865 --> 01:16:37,490 -Do you love me? -Isn't that obvious? 1141 01:16:46,573 --> 01:16:47,990 Then, don't give up so soon 1142 01:16:48,073 --> 01:16:50,615 Give me a chance to show the colonel what a big green flag I am. 1143 01:16:50,698 --> 01:16:52,657 The colonel was in the Indian Army. 1144 01:16:53,032 --> 01:16:55,032 He hates green flags. 1145 01:16:55,865 --> 01:16:56,782 Correct. 1146 01:16:57,282 --> 01:16:58,782 I have an orange jacket. 1147 01:16:58,865 --> 01:17:00,948 I'll wear that when I talk to your father. 1148 01:17:02,073 --> 01:17:03,032 About what? 1149 01:17:03,115 --> 01:17:04,198 About us. 1150 01:17:04,782 --> 01:17:07,365 He might probably agree to move to the US with us. 1151 01:17:09,073 --> 01:17:11,865 Indian cook, desi style... we'll arrange everything. 1152 01:17:11,948 --> 01:17:13,282 The best medical health. 1153 01:17:13,365 --> 01:17:16,407 Bed exit alarms, sleep walking wrist bands-you name it, you have it. 1154 01:17:16,573 --> 01:17:18,115 On top of that, he's retired. 1155 01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:19,740 It'll be an easy-peasy move. 1156 01:17:22,282 --> 01:17:26,490 Uprooting him at his age just for my happiness... doesn't feel right. 1157 01:17:28,157 --> 01:17:31,115 After all, who really retires from their roots? 1158 01:17:33,948 --> 01:17:34,990 And you... 1159 01:17:35,282 --> 01:17:37,282 Can you forget your love so easily? 1160 01:17:37,365 --> 01:17:39,198 I don't have to. 1161 01:17:39,282 --> 01:17:40,615 I love you. 1162 01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,532 And that feeling makes me happy. 1163 01:17:42,740 --> 01:17:44,615 But I can't live with you, 1164 01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:46,907 and that's my decision. 1165 01:17:47,698 --> 01:17:50,740 Why regret a decision you made for yourself? 1166 01:17:52,698 --> 01:17:54,032 You're not being fair. 1167 01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,157 To us... 1168 01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,365 I know. 1169 01:18:00,740 --> 01:18:02,157 But I am being fair to dad. 1170 01:18:02,865 --> 01:18:04,657 And that is what matters. 1171 01:18:05,657 --> 01:18:06,740 Rumi... 1172 01:18:06,907 --> 01:18:07,990 Ray... 1173 01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:10,240 don't make this harder for me. 1174 01:18:11,198 --> 01:18:12,282 Go away. 1175 01:18:24,657 --> 01:18:27,365 Is it even possible... to leave without you? 1176 01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,490 No chance... 1177 01:18:29,907 --> 01:18:31,282 No can do. 1178 01:18:32,092 --> 01:18:34,925 Right, Shah Jahan. Send me good vibes, bro. 1179 01:18:45,257 --> 01:18:47,215 Yes, son. Tell me. 1180 01:18:47,334 --> 01:18:50,084 I told you she won't agree. The trip was a total waste. 1181 01:18:51,032 --> 01:18:52,573 I'm forced to live in a four-star hotel. 1182 01:18:52,657 --> 01:18:53,782 As I told you... 1183 01:18:54,365 --> 01:18:58,115 she will never let you directly speak with her father. 1184 01:18:58,282 --> 01:18:59,907 The old man must have already said... 1185 01:19:00,365 --> 01:19:03,532 "I cannot leave this house, my soul dwells here." 1186 01:19:03,615 --> 01:19:07,823 That's it. He must have put her on a guilt trip with such tacky emotional lines. 1187 01:19:08,032 --> 01:19:10,615 But don't worry. I have another plan. 1188 01:19:10,698 --> 01:19:12,573 We need a foolproof plan, Mom. 1189 01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:17,532 The only foolproof plan is, son, that we get rid of the old man. 1190 01:19:18,948 --> 01:19:20,240 Kill the old man? 1191 01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,990 I want to get married, not land in jail. 1192 01:19:24,365 --> 01:19:28,323 Okay, leave it. I have another plan. This one will work. 1193 01:19:28,823 --> 01:19:32,365 Tomorrow at nine you've to meet two people. 1194 01:19:32,823 --> 01:19:33,740 Okay. 1195 01:19:36,198 --> 01:19:40,157 Meet San-Sunny. I mean Sana and Sunny. 1196 01:19:40,865 --> 01:19:41,865 Sana-Sunny. 1197 01:19:42,032 --> 01:19:44,032 Owners of Shagaai Shaadi Wagairah Wagairah. 1198 01:19:44,115 --> 01:19:45,073 I see. 1199 01:19:45,365 --> 01:19:46,198 They are the best in the business 1200 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:49,115 who have organised many high profile weddings. 1201 01:19:49,865 --> 01:19:50,782 I've made it pretty clear... 1202 01:19:50,865 --> 01:19:55,698 Jia and Sukhi has to be the best wedding Agra has ever seen, at least. 1203 01:19:57,448 --> 01:19:58,157 Oh, God. 1204 01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:59,865 That's not possible, aunty. 1205 01:20:04,490 --> 01:20:07,365 Dara Shikoh and Nadira Banu got married in Agra, 1206 01:20:07,448 --> 01:20:10,865 and the total cost in 1633 was 3.2 million. 1207 01:20:10,990 --> 01:20:14,698 Which adjusting to inflation be about... 900 million. 1208 01:20:14,782 --> 01:20:18,407 So assuming we're splitting the expenses equally... 1209 01:20:18,490 --> 01:20:20,407 Is your budget 450 million? 1210 01:20:30,740 --> 01:20:31,615 Joke. 1211 01:20:32,698 --> 01:20:34,865 She is the joker of the family. 1212 01:20:35,115 --> 01:20:38,407 This is not the time for a history lesson, dear. 1213 01:20:38,740 --> 01:20:40,032 What is the time? 1214 01:20:40,657 --> 01:20:41,907 He's late. 1215 01:20:44,948 --> 01:20:46,365 Our boss is here. 1216 01:20:48,782 --> 01:20:49,948 Your boss? 1217 01:21:19,407 --> 01:21:21,823 He's our boss... Rehan Mehra. 1218 01:21:22,282 --> 01:21:24,032 -And sir, he's... -I know. 1219 01:21:25,115 --> 01:21:26,157 He knows... ? 1220 01:21:28,115 --> 01:21:29,407 The groom's family. 1221 01:21:29,907 --> 01:21:32,698 Mr and Mrs Bhatia from Toronto. 1222 01:21:33,073 --> 01:21:34,740 Yes. That's right. 1223 01:21:37,323 --> 01:21:39,282 And he's... the bride's father. 1224 01:21:39,782 --> 01:21:40,657 Colonel sir. 1225 01:21:41,490 --> 01:21:44,698 Ex-Indian Army, Veer Chakra 2015 awardee. 1226 01:21:45,365 --> 01:21:47,490 -Jai Hind, sir. -Jai Hind. God bless, son. 1227 01:21:48,823 --> 01:21:52,948 With your blessings, happiness will kiss my feet. 1228 01:21:53,032 --> 01:21:53,865 God bless you. 1229 01:21:56,282 --> 01:21:57,907 Fryums. I love these. 1230 01:22:02,073 --> 01:22:03,698 So... where were you? 1231 01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:06,407 What type of hashtag is this? 1232 01:22:06,573 --> 01:22:08,448 JiahuiSukhi? 1233 01:22:09,823 --> 01:22:11,115 So regressive. 1234 01:22:12,115 --> 01:22:13,407 So misogynistic. 1235 01:22:13,490 --> 01:22:14,782 Cancel it right now. 1236 01:22:15,032 --> 01:22:17,240 And anyway, look at these two, 1237 01:22:17,323 --> 01:22:19,782 It's obvious the boy's happy because she walked into his life. 1238 01:22:22,698 --> 01:22:23,615 One minute. 1239 01:22:24,490 --> 01:22:26,365 How is this man your boss? 1240 01:22:26,490 --> 01:22:27,407 Exactly. 1241 01:22:27,490 --> 01:22:30,240 Aren't you two the owners of Shaadi Shagaai Wagaira Wagaira? 1242 01:22:30,407 --> 01:22:31,448 We got sold. 1243 01:22:31,698 --> 01:22:33,032 -What? -Exactly. 1244 01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:36,282 You see, my US-based company Hitched Forever, 1245 01:22:36,532 --> 01:22:39,115 which is one of the world's top ten wedding planning companies... 1246 01:22:39,198 --> 01:22:43,407 bought 75 percent stake in these sellouts company Wagairah Wagaira. 1247 01:22:43,490 --> 01:22:44,782 Who's the boss now? 1248 01:22:45,032 --> 01:22:45,907 Moi. 1249 01:22:46,823 --> 01:22:47,907 Interesting. 1250 01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:51,532 And how many similar companies in India did you buy stakes in? 1251 01:22:53,740 --> 01:22:54,657 This is the first one. 1252 01:22:55,032 --> 01:22:56,115 Lovely. 1253 01:22:56,198 --> 01:22:57,490 And why this one? 1254 01:22:57,573 --> 01:23:01,073 Yes, sir. Even I was thinking, why did you choose us? 1255 01:23:05,615 --> 01:23:06,740 What can I say? 1256 01:23:07,490 --> 01:23:12,698 When something catches my attention, I don't... give up. 1257 01:23:13,115 --> 01:23:14,990 We caught your attention. Yah! 1258 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:17,532 So excited you two. Sit down. 1259 01:23:19,573 --> 01:23:21,198 Any more questions, madam? 1260 01:23:28,240 --> 01:23:29,240 What's going on? 1261 01:23:29,615 --> 01:23:32,740 Effort, attempt, strive, endeavour. 1262 01:23:34,698 --> 01:23:35,698 Got it. 1263 01:23:35,865 --> 01:23:37,115 You already gave up, 1264 01:23:37,198 --> 01:23:38,698 but I cannot give up on us. 1265 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:41,032 Because that's not the man Pinky raised me up to be 1266 01:23:41,115 --> 01:23:43,032 Listen, Mama's Boy... I didn't give up. 1267 01:23:43,198 --> 01:23:44,823 Not living with you was my decision. 1268 01:23:44,907 --> 01:23:45,698 No regrets. 1269 01:23:45,782 --> 01:23:47,490 Show me. Give it back. 1270 01:23:47,573 --> 01:23:48,740 Don't irritate me. 1271 01:23:51,073 --> 01:23:52,532 Guts Pro Max. 1272 01:23:54,532 --> 01:23:55,740 You are irritating me. 1273 01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:58,032 I made such a big gesture... 1274 01:23:58,198 --> 01:24:01,615 bought 75 percent stake in that stupid company Wagairah Wagairah overnight. 1275 01:24:02,032 --> 01:24:03,907 And you are not even getting that aww feeling? 1276 01:24:03,990 --> 01:24:04,990 How is that going to help? 1277 01:24:05,073 --> 01:24:07,407 There is no problem to this solution. It's a dead end. 1278 01:24:07,823 --> 01:24:09,323 Dead end so soon. 1279 01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:11,365 If ours is just a few days of love 1280 01:24:11,532 --> 01:24:14,073 Then it's not like Jia and Sukhi's love is a lifetime old. 1281 01:24:14,407 --> 01:24:15,948 Why do we have to sacrifice? 1282 01:24:16,323 --> 01:24:18,990 They get an epic happily ever after and ours remains a short story! 1283 01:24:19,198 --> 01:24:20,365 Unfair, right? 1284 01:24:21,532 --> 01:24:24,532 And anyway, did you run a background check on the Bhatias? 1285 01:24:25,198 --> 01:24:27,073 That Sukhi has two broken engagements. 1286 01:24:27,907 --> 01:24:31,698 And Mrs Bhatia is having an extra-marital affair with her gym trainer. 1287 01:24:32,115 --> 01:24:32,990 I know, right? 1288 01:24:33,073 --> 01:24:35,115 She doesn't look like she goes to the gym. 1289 01:24:35,490 --> 01:24:38,115 -If she's exercising on the bed... -Stop body shaming. 1290 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,657 And how did you get dirt on the Bhatias? 1291 01:24:40,823 --> 01:24:42,448 I have done my homework, baby. 1292 01:24:42,990 --> 01:24:46,198 One who carries truth and courage in their heart wins in the end. 1293 01:24:48,032 --> 01:24:51,532 Look... my family background is absolutely perfect. 1294 01:24:52,365 --> 01:24:54,823 Except my father... who is nowhere. 1295 01:24:55,282 --> 01:24:58,240 Other than him, everything is in front of you. 1296 01:24:58,615 --> 01:25:00,448 My love... that's okay. 1297 01:25:00,740 --> 01:25:04,073 But my company's net worth is 4.2 billion. 1298 01:25:04,948 --> 01:25:06,865 Now I can tell you because I love you. 1299 01:25:07,573 --> 01:25:09,573 Try to fight for it. 1300 01:25:09,907 --> 01:25:12,198 Confuse... your sister. 1301 01:25:12,615 --> 01:25:15,240 Put her in doubt... against her would-be husband. 1302 01:25:18,907 --> 01:25:19,823 Rumi. 1303 01:25:23,782 --> 01:25:28,907 Look... rather than you leaving me, let Jia leave Sukhi. 1304 01:25:29,532 --> 01:25:30,698 She'll get over him. 1305 01:25:31,407 --> 01:25:33,365 But you'll never be able to handle my FOMO. 1306 01:25:33,615 --> 01:25:34,657 Trust me. 1307 01:25:34,740 --> 01:25:35,907 I've been through three breakups, 1308 01:25:35,990 --> 01:25:38,698 but all three of my exes are miserable without me. 1309 01:25:38,782 --> 01:25:41,032 In fact, one of them is getting married to a guy called Yogesh. 1310 01:25:41,115 --> 01:25:43,073 -Imagine. -What's wrong with Yogesh? 1311 01:25:43,157 --> 01:25:45,740 There's no vibe... like Ray. 1312 01:25:45,823 --> 01:25:47,282 Vibe is necessary. 1313 01:25:47,782 --> 01:25:50,657 Do you think I would be desperately chasing you 1314 01:25:50,740 --> 01:25:53,157 if your name was Shobha instead of Rumi? 1315 01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,782 My mom's name was Shobha. 1316 01:25:58,532 --> 01:26:00,740 And Shobha suits mother-in-law. 1317 01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:02,198 Sounds so good on her. 1318 01:26:02,365 --> 01:26:04,032 But anyway, the point is... 1319 01:26:04,115 --> 01:26:08,073 I can't see you in the same condition as my exes, baby. 1320 01:26:08,407 --> 01:26:09,990 Who am I doing this for? 1321 01:26:10,073 --> 01:26:11,073 For you. 1322 01:26:11,282 --> 01:26:13,532 So please, help me help you. 1323 01:26:14,407 --> 01:26:15,782 -You know what? -What? 1324 01:26:16,115 --> 01:26:18,073 I'll have JOMO not FOMO 1325 01:26:18,240 --> 01:26:20,698 That I didn't end up with a self-obsessed... Sorry. 1326 01:26:20,782 --> 01:26:22,698 Self-possessed guy like you. 1327 01:26:22,782 --> 01:26:23,823 So, here's what you do... 1328 01:26:23,907 --> 01:26:26,532 Go grab Kamala, Malaika, Malala or Urfi... 1329 01:26:26,615 --> 01:26:27,782 I am leaving, okay. 1330 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:31,032 It's not self-possessed. 1331 01:26:31,365 --> 01:26:33,740 It's just a simple case of, "I'm sexy, and I know it". 1332 01:26:34,198 --> 01:26:35,198 Rumi. 1333 01:26:35,407 --> 01:26:36,490 Oh, God. 1334 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:40,948 She made me walk in this heat. 1335 01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:44,907 I think I'm fine. 1336 01:26:49,115 --> 01:26:52,157 Do you know Sukhi's had three broken engagements? 1337 01:26:52,365 --> 01:26:56,115 And his mom, Mrs. Bhatia, is having an affair with her gym trainer. 1338 01:26:56,407 --> 01:26:58,407 I wonder what else we don't know about them. 1339 01:26:58,615 --> 01:26:59,657 Should we find out? 1340 01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:00,782 I know. 1341 01:27:01,115 --> 01:27:02,865 Even I had three broken relationships. 1342 01:27:03,115 --> 01:27:04,073 So? 1343 01:27:08,323 --> 01:27:09,282 How is it? 1344 01:27:09,657 --> 01:27:10,615 Very nice. 1345 01:27:12,657 --> 01:27:16,032 Right. We never discussed your relationships. 1346 01:27:16,657 --> 01:27:18,282 Especially that Vicky. 1347 01:27:18,657 --> 01:27:20,073 It was pretty serious, wasn't it? 1348 01:27:27,698 --> 01:27:28,657 Keep it. 1349 01:27:29,948 --> 01:27:30,990 Thank you. 1350 01:27:31,407 --> 01:27:34,423 - I don't like the gold here but... - It goes well for a cocktail party... 1351 01:27:34,448 --> 01:27:36,032 -I am getting it changed. -Give it to me... 1352 01:27:36,115 --> 01:27:39,365 In the army, I did everything myself. but I got spoiled here, son. 1353 01:27:41,198 --> 01:27:43,240 And they are the ones who spoiled me. 1354 01:27:43,573 --> 01:27:45,865 Ghanshyam stood us up again. 1355 01:27:46,115 --> 01:27:47,740 He didn't show up at Shastri's place either. 1356 01:27:49,657 --> 01:27:50,990 Which is why I am here. 1357 01:27:54,823 --> 01:27:55,990 Daaling away to glory. 1358 01:27:56,907 --> 01:27:58,365 You hired a new cook? 1359 01:27:58,448 --> 01:27:59,657 Yes, and I like him better. 1360 01:27:59,740 --> 01:28:01,657 He's hired a better cook than Ghanshyam. 1361 01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:02,907 I can guarantee you that. 1362 01:28:02,990 --> 01:28:05,865 Tarla Dalal... is a distant aunt of mine. 1363 01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:06,782 Hold on. 1364 01:28:07,032 --> 01:28:10,032 Proof is always in the pudding. 1365 01:28:17,698 --> 01:28:18,532 Told ya. 1366 01:28:20,323 --> 01:28:22,240 Can you tell me why you're actually here? 1367 01:28:23,573 --> 01:28:24,407 Want me to say it? 1368 01:28:27,698 --> 01:28:28,740 Fine. I'll say it. 1369 01:28:29,407 --> 01:28:30,282 Go ahead. 1370 01:28:30,782 --> 01:28:32,532 Although we discussed it in the morning with everyone, 1371 01:28:33,032 --> 01:28:35,865 but a truly memorable wedding is the one where 1372 01:28:36,198 --> 01:28:37,448 the bride's side picks everything. 1373 01:28:38,532 --> 01:28:41,157 So I thought I should ask about your likes and dislikes. 1374 01:28:41,407 --> 01:28:42,907 Without those Bhatia's bark... 1375 01:28:43,157 --> 01:28:45,615 -Yapping in my ear. -Yap. 1376 01:28:47,115 --> 01:28:49,198 There wouldn't be any yapping 1377 01:28:49,282 --> 01:28:51,115 if she hadn't shown off her mastery of history. 1378 01:28:51,198 --> 01:28:52,740 That's the problem with these pseudos. 1379 01:28:52,823 --> 01:28:53,823 Right. 1380 01:28:54,990 --> 01:28:56,240 What did I do? 1381 01:28:56,615 --> 01:29:00,365 Were you the cook at Dara and Nadira's wedding? 1382 01:29:00,448 --> 01:29:01,948 Taking to them in that cheeky tone of yours. 1383 01:29:02,032 --> 01:29:04,073 -We're the bride's family-- -Please, Dad. 1384 01:29:04,157 --> 01:29:06,573 Stop lecturing me on the dos and don'ts of the bride's family. 1385 01:29:06,657 --> 01:29:08,990 Actually, he's right, you know. We really do have to keep these things in mind. 1386 01:29:09,073 --> 01:29:09,698 Otherwise, 1387 01:29:09,782 --> 01:29:12,490 the groom's side starts counting the cubes of cottage cheese in the gravy. 1388 01:29:12,573 --> 01:29:13,823 So true. 1389 01:29:13,907 --> 01:29:14,782 Don't worry. 1390 01:29:14,865 --> 01:29:18,615 Tomorrow, my publisher will transfer a fat amount for my next book. 1391 01:29:18,823 --> 01:29:21,490 That will put Mrs. Bhatia's pride in place. 1392 01:29:21,948 --> 01:29:24,073 We won't have to compromise on the pieces of cottage cheese, okay? 1393 01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:25,365 Amazing. 1394 01:29:25,865 --> 01:29:27,823 It's truly a Woman's World! 1395 01:29:27,907 --> 01:29:28,990 Amar. 1396 01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:30,365 Why are you shouting? 1397 01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:32,532 -Take a breather. Heart attack. -Hello. 1398 01:29:32,615 --> 01:29:34,657 -Hello. -Hello, dear. 1399 01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:37,823 Since Ghanshyam didn't show up today, we brought you food. 1400 01:29:38,157 --> 01:29:40,323 Love grows when you share your food. 1401 01:29:40,490 --> 01:29:42,198 -How are you, dear? -I am good, aunty. 1402 01:29:44,948 --> 01:29:45,907 God... 1403 01:29:45,990 --> 01:29:47,032 -Rumi. -Yeah. 1404 01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:48,198 Who's the stud? 1405 01:29:48,948 --> 01:29:49,865 Jia's wedding planner. 1406 01:29:49,948 --> 01:29:52,740 Dear God, he's so cute. 1407 01:29:53,365 --> 01:29:54,448 Please, Mom. 1408 01:29:56,657 --> 01:29:58,782 -Sister-in-law. -Hello, brother. 1409 01:29:59,407 --> 01:30:00,490 Rumi. 1410 01:30:02,115 --> 01:30:03,157 Sorry. 1411 01:30:04,948 --> 01:30:05,990 Thanks. 1412 01:30:09,823 --> 01:30:12,740 Her eyes have popped out. What are you loocking at the back for? 1413 01:30:17,990 --> 01:30:19,698 Control. Control. 1414 01:30:20,198 --> 01:30:21,365 But how? 1415 01:30:23,407 --> 01:30:25,198 Are you alright? What are you doing? 1416 01:30:25,282 --> 01:30:26,907 There she goes. 1417 01:30:38,782 --> 01:30:39,865 Fantastic. 1418 01:30:40,198 --> 01:30:41,573 -Sister-in-law. -Yes. 1419 01:30:41,823 --> 01:30:44,657 Rehan's dal outdid yours. 1420 01:30:44,823 --> 01:30:45,740 Tots. 1421 01:30:46,198 --> 01:30:47,282 Tots? 1422 01:30:48,157 --> 01:30:49,115 Totally. 1423 01:30:50,157 --> 01:30:52,365 -It's a Gen Z thing. -Zen Z? 1424 01:30:52,448 --> 01:30:54,657 Forget it, you baby boomer. 1425 01:30:54,740 --> 01:30:55,532 What the... 1426 01:30:55,615 --> 01:30:57,865 I like mama's dal always... 1427 01:30:58,365 --> 01:31:00,073 Then have some of mama's... 1428 01:31:00,532 --> 01:31:01,198 dal. 1429 01:31:01,282 --> 01:31:03,532 -But I want your... -What? 1430 01:31:03,782 --> 01:31:04,740 Maal. 1431 01:31:05,448 --> 01:31:07,115 I mean dal. 1432 01:31:07,782 --> 01:31:08,740 Yah. 1433 01:31:09,198 --> 01:31:10,615 Please, Mom. 1434 01:31:14,365 --> 01:31:15,407 Stop. 1435 01:31:16,365 --> 01:31:17,948 Do you want to make me fat? 1436 01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,657 -Control. Control. -Shut up. 1437 01:31:21,740 --> 01:31:22,657 Honestly, Ray. 1438 01:31:22,865 --> 01:31:25,448 After tasting your dal, it's hard to believe you're from the US. 1439 01:31:25,990 --> 01:31:28,157 Mom and I have travelled all over. 1440 01:31:29,032 --> 01:31:31,365 We've tried different cuisines from every country. 1441 01:31:31,657 --> 01:31:34,323 But we cook Indian food at home daily. 1442 01:31:34,782 --> 01:31:36,323 Dal, rice, roti, and vegetables. 1443 01:31:36,907 --> 01:31:42,948 [Rap music plays] 1444 01:31:43,198 --> 01:31:44,323 We begin our day with, 1445 01:31:44,407 --> 01:31:49,157 "You are everything to me-my parent, my guide, my God." 1446 01:31:49,323 --> 01:31:50,740 Are you spiritual too? 1447 01:31:50,907 --> 01:31:52,490 That's so hot. 1448 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,782 Strict instructions have been given to Alexa. 1449 01:31:54,865 --> 01:31:56,282 And Alexa plays. 1450 01:31:56,365 --> 01:32:09,490 [Rap music plays] 1451 01:32:09,573 --> 01:32:11,573 Technically, we live in the US, 1452 01:32:11,823 --> 01:32:14,407 but we've literally recreated another India out there. 1453 01:32:14,490 --> 01:32:16,532 Because we love India. 1454 01:32:25,865 --> 01:32:27,407 I love America! 1455 01:32:29,407 --> 01:32:31,365 Wow! That's great. 1456 01:32:31,740 --> 01:32:33,448 You should visit it once. 1457 01:32:33,782 --> 01:32:35,782 You will never miss India. 1458 01:32:36,282 --> 01:32:39,448 In fact, the US is the best place to settle down in old age. 1459 01:32:40,073 --> 01:32:43,573 Their health benefits and facilities... are the best in the world. 1460 01:32:43,865 --> 01:32:44,573 In fact... 1461 01:32:44,657 --> 01:32:47,198 Nothing is going to happen to his health. 1462 01:32:47,407 --> 01:32:49,365 He got shot eight times while serving in the army. 1463 01:32:49,448 --> 01:32:51,282 Even those bullets couldn't harm him. 1464 01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:53,823 And I've read his birth chart six times. 1465 01:32:54,782 --> 01:32:56,907 He won't draw his last breath before completing a bloody century. 1466 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:00,407 That I don't know... 1467 01:33:00,615 --> 01:33:05,490 But what I know is this is where I will breathe my last. 1468 01:33:08,782 --> 01:33:09,740 Rehan... 1469 01:33:10,615 --> 01:33:13,740 I am better off where I am. 1470 01:33:17,490 --> 01:33:18,698 Amazing, uncle. 1471 01:33:18,823 --> 01:33:21,323 East or West, India is the best. 1472 01:33:21,407 --> 01:33:22,157 Any doubt? 1473 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,948 No... not at all. 1474 01:33:24,532 --> 01:33:27,157 Want some, Rumi... dal of India. 1475 01:33:27,615 --> 01:33:29,573 I like the US dal instead. 1476 01:33:30,490 --> 01:33:31,407 Give me some. 1477 01:33:31,823 --> 01:33:32,698 Yes. 1478 01:33:37,407 --> 01:33:39,782 Stop. Do you want to make me fat? 1479 01:33:40,157 --> 01:33:41,323 Don't get cute. 1480 01:33:48,407 --> 01:33:50,907 That's quite a full, flourishing tree... 1481 01:33:52,657 --> 01:33:53,615 Depth. 1482 01:33:54,573 --> 01:33:55,490 Heft. 1483 01:33:56,365 --> 01:33:57,407 Juicy. 1484 01:33:58,365 --> 01:34:00,032 And here's your full glass. 1485 01:34:05,115 --> 01:34:06,115 Baby. 1486 01:34:07,073 --> 01:34:08,115 Baby? 1487 01:34:08,407 --> 01:34:09,865 My beloved wife. 1488 01:34:10,740 --> 01:34:12,032 Shobha... 1489 01:34:13,657 --> 01:34:14,323 ... Ji! 1490 01:34:14,407 --> 01:34:15,240 Yes. 1491 01:34:16,240 --> 01:34:20,448 Her last wish was that her ashes shouldn't be immersed. 1492 01:34:20,532 --> 01:34:24,323 It should always remain in her house, where her family is. 1493 01:34:24,657 --> 01:34:25,990 That's why... 1494 01:34:27,532 --> 01:34:30,323 I buried my wife's ashes right here. 1495 01:34:31,823 --> 01:34:33,615 And planted this tree on top of it. 1496 01:34:33,948 --> 01:34:36,282 Papanas. Her favourite. 1497 01:34:37,657 --> 01:34:38,740 Papanas? 1498 01:34:38,823 --> 01:34:39,865 Chakotra. 1499 01:34:40,657 --> 01:34:41,740 Chakotra. 1500 01:34:42,865 --> 01:34:44,740 Pomelo in English. 1501 01:34:44,865 --> 01:34:46,323 Oh... papanas. 1502 01:34:47,490 --> 01:34:48,490 Say like that. 1503 01:34:49,240 --> 01:34:53,240 By the way, the evening in Dal was amazing. 1504 01:34:53,532 --> 01:34:56,115 Makes me want to fire you and hire Ghanshyam. 1505 01:34:58,407 --> 01:34:59,490 You goofed up. 1506 01:34:59,865 --> 01:35:00,782 But I understood. 1507 01:35:01,490 --> 01:35:03,240 Ghanshyam can stay here, 1508 01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:05,657 but I can't leave Mom alone. 1509 01:35:05,948 --> 01:35:07,032 Dad? 1510 01:35:08,365 --> 01:35:09,532 Dad... 1511 01:35:12,282 --> 01:35:14,365 He didn't think it was necessary to inform us, 1512 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:16,490 and we didn't even ask. 1513 01:35:18,907 --> 01:35:19,865 What an idiot. 1514 01:35:22,782 --> 01:35:25,865 Doesn't know what he lost. 1515 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:29,115 Cheers. 1516 01:35:30,407 --> 01:35:31,907 Cheers to Papanas. 1517 01:35:31,990 --> 01:35:34,032 -Baby. -Love you, baby. 1518 01:35:34,115 --> 01:35:35,490 Love you, baby, too. 1519 01:35:40,657 --> 01:35:42,782 Next time, I'll check the weather before falling in love. 1520 01:35:42,865 --> 01:35:43,698 Is it? 1521 01:35:43,782 --> 01:35:46,865 Had I known it was going to be so hot, I would have long forgotten Rumi. 1522 01:35:46,990 --> 01:35:48,365 She is not easy to forget. 1523 01:35:49,115 --> 01:35:50,782 Want a betel leaf... with tooti-frooti. 1524 01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,282 Go on. 1525 01:35:53,490 --> 01:35:56,157 -Brother. -Come, Ghanshyam. 1526 01:35:56,240 --> 01:35:58,740 What a splendid job. 1527 01:35:59,782 --> 01:36:00,657 Here you go. 1528 01:36:07,240 --> 01:36:08,990 Keep it. Keep it all. 1529 01:36:09,740 --> 01:36:14,240 Brother, I can help you every day like this. 1530 01:36:14,365 --> 01:36:17,657 Just keep-- What the... Sister? 1531 01:36:19,365 --> 01:36:20,615 Be on time tomorrow. 1532 01:36:20,990 --> 01:36:22,115 Yes, sister. 1533 01:36:22,532 --> 01:36:23,865 -Brother. -Yes. 1534 01:36:24,365 --> 01:36:25,740 -Call. -Yes. 1535 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:27,948 Idiot. 1536 01:36:29,865 --> 01:36:32,490 Hook or crook... I'll use every means possible... 1537 01:36:33,115 --> 01:36:34,615 Sister! 1538 01:36:35,740 --> 01:36:36,865 Then go ahead. 1539 01:36:38,240 --> 01:36:41,073 While speaking with Jia today, 1540 01:36:41,157 --> 01:36:43,865 When her ex's name cropped up 1541 01:36:44,115 --> 01:36:47,240 The smile faded off her face 1542 01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,240 It seemed like she was still not over him. 1543 01:37:01,573 --> 01:37:04,240 Meet my assistant, Vicky. 1544 01:37:06,032 --> 01:37:06,907 Hello. 1545 01:37:06,990 --> 01:37:07,990 An idealist. 1546 01:37:12,282 --> 01:37:13,240 Vicky. 1547 01:37:13,407 --> 01:37:14,365 Yes. 1548 01:37:14,490 --> 01:37:16,157 Show Madam the decor options. 1549 01:37:16,240 --> 01:37:20,407 Until then... her sister and I... will discuss the food menu. 1550 01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:22,115 Done. 1551 01:37:22,490 --> 01:37:23,407 Madam... 1552 01:37:25,782 --> 01:37:26,740 Hi. 1553 01:37:28,365 --> 01:37:31,032 -Decor. -Yes, decor. 1554 01:37:35,490 --> 01:37:37,865 So you quit your father's garage... finally? 1555 01:37:38,032 --> 01:37:40,532 Yes. You said I should take up a job. 1556 01:37:40,615 --> 01:37:42,532 And you joined my wedding planner? 1557 01:37:42,740 --> 01:37:45,948 Yes... This was my best chance to get the wedding called off. 1558 01:37:46,032 --> 01:37:47,532 Call off the wedding? Excuse me? 1559 01:37:49,032 --> 01:37:50,865 Did you check his background? 1560 01:37:51,115 --> 01:37:52,032 Yes. 1561 01:37:53,073 --> 01:37:55,490 He's short-tempered. Didn't finish college. 1562 01:37:55,907 --> 01:37:57,365 Is jobless. 1563 01:37:58,365 --> 01:37:59,990 Usual issues. Nothing major. 1564 01:38:00,990 --> 01:38:03,740 And you're trying to patch Jia up with a guy like him? 1565 01:38:03,865 --> 01:38:05,782 That Sukhi isn't exactly perfect either 1566 01:38:06,115 --> 01:38:08,115 He never touches his father-in-law's feet... so rude. 1567 01:38:08,740 --> 01:38:10,532 He whiles away time in his father's garage, 1568 01:38:10,865 --> 01:38:13,490 and that Sukhi in his dad's bathroom fitting company. 1569 01:38:13,698 --> 01:38:14,990 They are both nepo babies. 1570 01:38:15,115 --> 01:38:16,865 Not like me... came up the hard way. 1571 01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:22,157 Don't stress. I've hired him in my company. 1572 01:38:22,907 --> 01:38:24,615 And his biggest USP... 1573 01:38:25,282 --> 01:38:27,282 He lives only fifteen minutes away from your house. 1574 01:38:27,615 --> 01:38:29,490 Your father's issue... sorted. 1575 01:38:29,990 --> 01:38:32,657 - It is not my fault. - Please make him understand. 1576 01:38:32,823 --> 01:38:33,907 What mess has he created? 1577 01:38:34,032 --> 01:38:34,698 Over there. 1578 01:38:34,782 --> 01:38:35,740 What? 1579 01:38:35,907 --> 01:38:36,990 -Dad. -Rehan. 1580 01:38:37,990 --> 01:38:38,990 It's a good thing I found you. 1581 01:38:39,115 --> 01:38:41,240 Why didn't we find you earlier? 1582 01:38:42,490 --> 01:38:43,532 What happened, Dad? 1583 01:38:43,907 --> 01:38:47,407 Don't know what conversation Mrs Bhatia and this idiot had... 1584 01:38:47,490 --> 01:38:48,990 Total miscommunication. 1585 01:38:49,490 --> 01:38:52,157 She said Sukhi was born at 10:15. 1586 01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:54,282 This idiot thought it was 10:15 in the morning, 1587 01:38:54,323 --> 01:38:56,240 when in fact he was born at 10:15 at night. 1588 01:38:56,365 --> 01:38:57,740 She didn't bother to tell, nor did he ask. 1589 01:38:57,823 --> 01:39:00,157 But she should have told me 10:15 in the... 1590 01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:02,157 -You should have asked. -Wait a second. 1591 01:39:03,157 --> 01:39:05,282 Does that mean the birth charts don't match? 1592 01:39:05,407 --> 01:39:06,615 Is the marriage cancelled? 1593 01:39:07,032 --> 01:39:07,740 Who's he? 1594 01:39:07,823 --> 01:39:09,115 Hello. I am Vicky. 1595 01:39:10,240 --> 01:39:11,115 Birth chart. 1596 01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:14,990 The birth charts are a perfect match now. 1597 01:39:16,532 --> 01:39:17,323 Okay. 1598 01:39:17,407 --> 01:39:20,615 But... they can't get married after two weeks. 1599 01:39:20,865 --> 01:39:21,657 Oh... 1600 01:39:23,365 --> 01:39:26,115 So... the wedding has to be postponed? 1601 01:39:28,615 --> 01:39:33,407 Well, I believe any amount of time invested in a wedding is too little. 1602 01:39:33,907 --> 01:39:35,240 I think you need time. 1603 01:39:35,782 --> 01:39:36,698 Yeah. 1604 01:39:36,865 --> 01:39:37,782 No. 1605 01:39:39,032 --> 01:39:42,490 Not postpone... the wedding has to be pre-poned. 1606 01:39:44,115 --> 01:39:46,240 -In exactly... -Five days! 1607 01:39:46,323 --> 01:39:46,907 Five days. 1608 01:39:46,990 --> 01:39:49,865 Meaning... we have very little time. 1609 01:39:49,948 --> 01:39:52,157 -Oh, God! -Control! 1610 01:39:52,240 --> 01:39:53,907 We all have very little time. 1611 01:39:53,990 --> 01:39:56,282 Who's going to explain Bhatia? 1612 01:39:56,782 --> 01:39:58,240 We'll do it, Dad. 1613 01:40:03,907 --> 01:40:04,907 Down. 1614 01:40:12,073 --> 01:40:14,823 Moments this auspicious come once in a century. 1615 01:40:14,907 --> 01:40:16,532 If you ask me, you really shouldn't miss it. 1616 01:40:16,615 --> 01:40:18,323 Grab it. Grab it now. 1617 01:40:18,407 --> 01:40:20,532 It's a disaster, Shastri ji. 1618 01:40:21,323 --> 01:40:22,740 A complete catastrophe! 1619 01:40:23,073 --> 01:40:24,115 You don't understand. 1620 01:40:24,282 --> 01:40:26,073 Tell me-how are we supposed to manage everything in five days? 1621 01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:29,073 Just stitching his wig alone takes six days. 1622 01:40:29,615 --> 01:40:30,532 Is that a wig? 1623 01:40:30,615 --> 01:40:32,032 Yes. Fooled you, didn't it? 1624 01:40:32,573 --> 01:40:34,490 You are not worried about my wig. 1625 01:40:34,573 --> 01:40:37,948 You're worried your gym trainer won't make it here in time. 1626 01:40:38,032 --> 01:40:38,948 It's not funny. 1627 01:40:39,032 --> 01:40:40,115 Who started it? 1628 01:40:40,448 --> 01:40:41,698 And I'll finish it. 1629 01:40:42,657 --> 01:40:45,990 As I was saying, Shastri ji-this mess is massive. 1630 01:40:46,073 --> 01:40:48,782 But I get it... I truly get it. 1631 01:40:48,865 --> 01:40:52,698 People use certain tricks to cut down expenses. 1632 01:40:52,782 --> 01:40:54,882 No, no. It's not the way you are thinking. 1633 01:40:54,907 --> 01:40:56,740 -I understand... -What are you saying? 1634 01:40:56,823 --> 01:40:59,073 -What are you saying? -Be quiet. 1635 01:40:59,157 --> 01:41:01,740 -Mom... -Shut up! It's basic math. 1636 01:41:02,157 --> 01:41:04,740 Fewer guests means less expense. 1637 01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:06,573 But sounds rude. 1638 01:41:06,657 --> 01:41:07,407 I said it. 1639 01:41:07,490 --> 01:41:09,240 -Why... -Why shouldn't I? 1640 01:41:09,323 --> 01:41:11,490 Tell me how? Are you going to tell me? 1641 01:41:11,573 --> 01:41:13,157 You don't understand my point... 1642 01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:18,990 And I believe, fewer people means double the fun. 1643 01:41:20,448 --> 01:41:22,615 So, whether your trainer shows up or not- 1644 01:41:23,115 --> 01:41:24,823 and your wig's ready or not- 1645 01:41:25,532 --> 01:41:28,407 If you truly want to enjoy your son's wedding, 1646 01:41:28,782 --> 01:41:31,865 you should go with the auspicious date, which is five days from now. 1647 01:41:32,157 --> 01:41:36,032 And anyway...it's not a party if you can't let your hair down. 1648 01:41:36,365 --> 01:41:37,615 Right, Bhatia sir. 1649 01:41:39,615 --> 01:41:41,240 It's a personal attack on you. 1650 01:41:43,490 --> 01:41:44,490 I agree. 1651 01:41:44,698 --> 01:41:47,282 Mom... I can't wait for a year. 1652 01:41:47,365 --> 01:41:48,282 Son... 1653 01:41:48,490 --> 01:41:51,573 It's okay. We'll get married in five days. 1654 01:41:51,698 --> 01:41:53,282 Right Jiya? 1655 01:41:54,740 --> 01:41:55,990 Don't worry, sir. 1656 01:41:56,865 --> 01:41:58,115 Everything will get done on time. 1657 01:42:00,115 --> 01:42:01,115 God bless. 1658 01:42:07,407 --> 01:42:08,782 -Wagairah-Wagairah... -Yes, sir. 1659 01:42:08,948 --> 01:42:10,198 -Get to work. -Yes, sir. 1660 01:42:10,282 --> 01:42:12,198 -For the cocktail party. -Let's go. Hurry up. 1661 01:42:12,282 --> 01:42:13,740 -Jai Hind, sir. -Jai Hind. 1662 01:42:14,573 --> 01:42:15,407 Smile. 1663 01:47:29,198 --> 01:47:32,198 -Check if that went in. -No, it didn't. 1664 01:47:33,032 --> 01:47:35,490 Who's missing you at this late hour? 1665 01:47:35,573 --> 01:47:36,657 Listen to this. 1666 01:47:37,240 --> 01:47:42,115 -Stories, gossip, tales... -Wow! 1667 01:47:42,615 --> 01:47:45,823 Are often only of unrequited love... 1668 01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:51,073 A love that succeeds is rarely ever spoken of. 1669 01:47:51,157 --> 01:47:56,198 Who is sending you such sad, helpless, depressing messages? 1670 01:47:56,282 --> 01:47:58,032 It's a group of lovers. 1671 01:47:58,282 --> 01:48:02,032 Here, we provide services to mend each other's hearts. 1672 01:48:02,490 --> 01:48:04,073 Add me too. 1673 01:48:04,157 --> 01:48:06,907 You don't need it. Girls must be queuing up after you. 1674 01:48:06,990 --> 01:48:07,990 Long queues. 1675 01:48:08,657 --> 01:48:11,032 -Right? -That's true. 1676 01:48:11,115 --> 01:48:13,490 Monday to Friday, outside my office. 1677 01:48:13,573 --> 01:48:15,032 Saturday to Sunday, outside the house. 1678 01:48:15,115 --> 01:48:16,073 I told you. 1679 01:48:16,365 --> 01:48:17,823 But they are not my type, you know. 1680 01:48:19,240 --> 01:48:19,990 Is it? 1681 01:48:20,532 --> 01:48:21,573 Not at all. 1682 01:48:23,532 --> 01:48:24,740 Can I ask you a question? 1683 01:48:24,823 --> 01:48:25,657 Duh! 1684 01:48:26,240 --> 01:48:31,615 Gandhi-Nehru fought so that we could ask anyone anything in this country. 1685 01:48:31,823 --> 01:48:33,782 Ask away. It's a democracy, bro. 1686 01:48:35,032 --> 01:48:36,198 Come here. 1687 01:48:42,740 --> 01:48:44,115 Leave it. 1688 01:48:46,323 --> 01:48:49,073 If you say no, I will be heartbroken. 1689 01:48:49,157 --> 01:48:51,407 How can I break your heart? 1690 01:48:51,782 --> 01:48:53,698 I like you a lot. 1691 01:48:54,157 --> 01:48:55,823 Ask away. Hit me. 1692 01:49:02,365 --> 01:49:03,740 No... first ask. 1693 01:49:06,823 --> 01:49:10,240 How do you like my little witch? 1694 01:49:20,532 --> 01:49:22,032 Very cute. 1695 01:49:22,657 --> 01:49:24,240 She's one in a million. 1696 01:49:27,115 --> 01:49:28,782 Will you marry her? 1697 01:49:31,407 --> 01:49:34,490 Old man, it's what I came here for. 1698 01:49:36,073 --> 01:49:37,865 We met in Croatia. 1699 01:49:38,032 --> 01:49:40,407 -Great. -During our first meeting, 1700 01:49:40,657 --> 01:49:45,365 it felt like destiny was trying to bring us together. 1701 01:49:45,448 --> 01:49:46,490 How nice. How nice. 1702 01:49:46,573 --> 01:49:47,740 -Same flight. -Wow. 1703 01:49:47,823 --> 01:49:48,990 -Same yacht. -Amazing. 1704 01:49:49,073 --> 01:49:49,990 Same cabin. 1705 01:49:50,073 --> 01:49:54,448 In fact, we crossed the four stages of the '90s love story. 1706 01:49:54,532 --> 01:49:57,448 -I am so proud of you. -Thank you. 1707 01:49:57,532 --> 01:50:00,698 Crossed four stages! 1708 01:50:06,490 --> 01:50:09,698 -Where are you going? -Who's making that noise? Thank God. 1709 01:50:09,782 --> 01:50:12,532 "Has my heart gone crazy" 1710 01:50:12,615 --> 01:50:15,698 "It says that don't worry now" 1711 01:50:15,782 --> 01:50:19,782 "Come and say this freely" 1712 01:50:19,865 --> 01:50:22,448 "It's the time to disco" 1713 01:50:22,532 --> 01:50:23,740 What's going on here? 1714 01:50:23,948 --> 01:50:24,865 Huh? 1715 01:50:25,323 --> 01:50:26,782 Sorry. You were supposed to ask this question, but I did. 1716 01:50:26,865 --> 01:50:28,115 That's my question. I'm going to ask. 1717 01:50:28,323 --> 01:50:29,615 Oh...territorial? 1718 01:50:29,698 --> 01:50:31,865 Yes, territorial. Ask. 1719 01:50:32,615 --> 01:50:34,282 What's going on here? 1720 01:50:34,365 --> 01:50:35,240 What's going on here? 1721 01:50:36,157 --> 01:50:37,657 You cut it off at my favourite part. 1722 01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:39,157 She threw up after four drinks. 1723 01:50:39,323 --> 01:50:40,657 Embarrassed the entire family. 1724 01:50:40,740 --> 01:50:42,157 Is it? And you... 1725 01:50:42,865 --> 01:50:44,323 What did you do with him in Croatia? 1726 01:50:44,407 --> 01:50:45,615 What did you do with me in Croatia? 1727 01:50:45,698 --> 01:50:47,198 -Tell me. -Tell him. 1728 01:50:47,282 --> 01:50:49,115 -Tell me! -Tell him! 1729 01:50:49,740 --> 01:50:51,282 Which stage? 1730 01:50:51,490 --> 01:50:52,198 Fourth stage. 1731 01:50:52,282 --> 01:50:54,323 -Fourth stage.? -Fourth stage.? 1732 01:50:56,323 --> 01:50:58,323 Sorry, baby. It's not me. It's the whiskey. 1733 01:50:59,032 --> 01:51:00,032 Sorry. 1734 01:51:00,115 --> 01:51:03,532 But don't get us wrong, okay. What we have between us is... 1735 01:51:05,073 --> 01:51:06,115 true love. 1736 01:51:06,198 --> 01:51:07,657 -Wow. -Yes. 1737 01:51:07,990 --> 01:51:09,532 That day you slipped... 1738 01:51:09,990 --> 01:51:12,032 I mean, fell down. So she flew back to India. 1739 01:51:12,115 --> 01:51:13,448 And I followed her. 1740 01:51:15,032 --> 01:51:16,407 I want to marry her. 1741 01:51:16,490 --> 01:51:18,740 Ray, stop it. I told you not to. 1742 01:51:18,823 --> 01:51:20,573 Okay. Okay. 1743 01:51:22,865 --> 01:51:24,490 She said no. 1744 01:51:25,032 --> 01:51:26,240 Do you know why? 1745 01:51:27,198 --> 01:51:28,782 For this girl who's throwing up. 1746 01:51:28,990 --> 01:51:31,032 Come here. You can throw up later. Come here. 1747 01:51:32,073 --> 01:51:34,782 Because if both sisters get married and settle abroad, 1748 01:51:34,865 --> 01:51:36,157 then who will look after you? 1749 01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:37,198 God of Death. 1750 01:51:37,407 --> 01:51:38,490 Go on. 1751 01:51:41,782 --> 01:51:45,282 And thus our love story's on the fifth stage. 1752 01:51:46,532 --> 01:51:48,073 Parental opposition. 1753 01:51:48,865 --> 01:51:49,782 Conflict. 1754 01:51:50,365 --> 01:51:51,615 A big C. 1755 01:51:59,823 --> 01:52:04,782 "What's behind your blouse" 1756 01:52:04,865 --> 01:52:09,615 "What's behind your blouse" 1757 01:52:09,657 --> 01:52:11,740 "What's beneath your veil" 1758 01:52:11,823 --> 01:52:14,032 She's here... Mother India. 1759 01:52:15,073 --> 01:52:17,032 How are you doing, Colonel? 1760 01:52:17,115 --> 01:52:18,198 I am doing great. 1761 01:52:18,282 --> 01:52:23,240 Your dance today was simply amazing. I'm impressed. 1762 01:52:23,615 --> 01:52:24,865 Thank you. Thank you. 1763 01:52:24,948 --> 01:52:27,323 Even you danced beautifully. Very beautiful. 1764 01:52:27,865 --> 01:52:32,240 My childhood dream was to become an item girl. 1765 01:52:32,823 --> 01:52:33,948 Item mom... 1766 01:52:35,740 --> 01:52:41,948 Tell me, Colonel, what is your problem with moving to the US? 1767 01:52:42,032 --> 01:52:44,323 Mom...I'll tell you what the problem is. 1768 01:52:44,407 --> 01:52:45,657 It's not her. It's the whiskey. 1769 01:52:45,740 --> 01:52:48,532 -Come down. Come down. -Coming. Coming. 1770 01:52:48,615 --> 01:52:50,032 Come on. 1771 01:52:54,740 --> 01:52:56,532 Are you dancing at your mother's wedding? Turn it off. 1772 01:52:56,823 --> 01:52:58,532 Ghanshyam, turn off the music. 1773 01:52:58,948 --> 01:53:00,490 Yes, brother. 1774 01:53:00,948 --> 01:53:01,990 Turn it off. 1775 01:53:03,073 --> 01:53:04,032 Mom... 1776 01:53:05,865 --> 01:53:07,573 Is this what I taught you? 1777 01:53:07,740 --> 01:53:09,907 When elders are talking, never interfere. 1778 01:53:09,990 --> 01:53:12,657 -Alright. Listen to me... -Pinky swear. 1779 01:53:13,615 --> 01:53:15,032 STFU. 1780 01:53:22,615 --> 01:53:23,657 It's okay. 1781 01:53:25,448 --> 01:53:26,573 Keep the calm. 1782 01:53:27,115 --> 01:53:28,407 What an arm! 1783 01:53:28,948 --> 01:53:32,657 So, Colonel, what is your problem? 1784 01:53:32,740 --> 01:53:34,907 -Nothing. I don't have a problem, I... -Look... 1785 01:53:34,990 --> 01:53:38,948 We'll hired a talented manager for your cafe. 1786 01:53:39,115 --> 01:53:42,365 List your home on Airbnb. 1787 01:53:42,740 --> 01:53:47,282 And...there's a collar available for sleepwalking back home. 1788 01:53:47,573 --> 01:53:49,157 We'll put it on you. 1789 01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:52,657 We'll know as soon as you step out of the room. 1790 01:53:52,740 --> 01:53:54,948 Aunty...let's not discuss this right now. 1791 01:53:56,198 --> 01:53:58,532 When elders are talking, never interfere. 1792 01:53:59,907 --> 01:54:01,032 And Colonel... 1793 01:54:01,115 --> 01:54:04,782 if you still want to carry on with your "Won't Quit India" movement, 1794 01:54:05,198 --> 01:54:10,407 there's a state-of-the-art old age home in Dehradun. 1795 01:54:10,490 --> 01:54:12,198 We'll have you enrolled there. 1796 01:54:12,282 --> 01:54:13,615 Are you going to say something? 1797 01:54:15,032 --> 01:54:17,490 He won't break a swear. 1798 01:54:17,657 --> 01:54:19,990 We don't have a choice, dear. 1799 01:54:20,282 --> 01:54:24,573 Shastri ji says your dad's going to live till he's 100. 1800 01:54:25,073 --> 01:54:26,073 How old are you? 1801 01:54:26,157 --> 01:54:28,657 Currently...63. 1802 01:54:29,740 --> 01:54:31,740 37 years? My God. 1803 01:54:31,823 --> 01:54:35,657 How will these two manage for 37 years? 1804 01:54:37,323 --> 01:54:38,782 Look, Colonel... Understand. 1805 01:54:39,407 --> 01:54:40,823 Either you die on your own... 1806 01:54:42,532 --> 01:54:45,657 Or our last option is to kill you. 1807 01:54:45,740 --> 01:54:47,490 Aunty, stop it. What are you saying? 1808 01:54:47,573 --> 01:54:48,532 Have you lost your mind? 1809 01:54:48,615 --> 01:54:50,157 -No. -Then enough! 1810 01:54:50,323 --> 01:54:51,990 She's rambling under intoxication. 1811 01:54:52,282 --> 01:54:53,240 -Please... -Not a word more. 1812 01:54:53,323 --> 01:54:54,532 -Please. Rumi, please. -Dad, please. 1813 01:54:54,990 --> 01:54:55,948 Quiet! 1814 01:54:56,073 --> 01:54:56,990 Rumi! 1815 01:54:57,823 --> 01:54:59,032 Mom, one minute. 1816 01:54:59,115 --> 01:55:03,698 I was only giving the solution. I... 1817 01:55:07,782 --> 01:55:09,490 This is not the way to speak to mom. 1818 01:55:10,282 --> 01:55:11,573 Mama's boy to the rescue. 1819 01:55:11,782 --> 01:55:15,407 Didn't I say I don't want Dad to find out about us? 1820 01:55:15,490 --> 01:55:17,448 And you didn't respect it. 1821 01:55:17,532 --> 01:55:18,740 What else should I do? 1822 01:55:19,532 --> 01:55:20,698 What is the solution to your obstinacy? 1823 01:55:20,782 --> 01:55:23,407 Did anyone ask for a solution? No! 1824 01:55:24,698 --> 01:55:26,573 Do we want to hire a manager for the cafe? 1825 01:55:26,823 --> 01:55:27,698 No! 1826 01:55:27,782 --> 01:55:29,615 List our home on Airbnb? 1827 01:55:29,698 --> 01:55:30,407 No! 1828 01:55:30,490 --> 01:55:33,115 Enrol Dad in an old-age home? Absolutely not. 1829 01:55:33,198 --> 01:55:34,198 So, please. 1830 01:55:34,948 --> 01:55:37,657 Keep your solutions to yourself and get the hell out of here. 1831 01:55:37,823 --> 01:55:38,740 Rumi! 1832 01:55:40,448 --> 01:55:41,865 You are being rude! 1833 01:55:44,323 --> 01:55:45,115 Apologise. 1834 01:55:45,198 --> 01:55:47,407 -I didn't say anything wrong. -Everything you said is wrong! 1835 01:55:49,490 --> 01:55:50,782 Your ideology is flawed. 1836 01:55:52,490 --> 01:55:54,115 When daughters are born, 1837 01:55:54,198 --> 01:55:58,490 parents are aware that eventually she will move to her own household. 1838 01:56:02,448 --> 01:56:03,948 This... is my home. 1839 01:56:05,448 --> 01:56:07,157 Want me to get married and move to the US? 1840 01:56:08,573 --> 01:56:10,532 You nearly died the other night. 1841 01:56:11,782 --> 01:56:14,490 How can I live with my guilt if anything happens to you? 1842 01:56:17,073 --> 01:56:18,865 I am not going anywhere, leaving you. 1843 01:56:19,740 --> 01:56:21,490 Because my soul dwells here. 1844 01:56:24,115 --> 01:56:25,990 I am ready to settle down in the US. 1845 01:56:26,073 --> 01:56:28,073 I will go. 1846 01:56:33,032 --> 01:56:36,157 You refused to go to Delhi for two days for the wedding of your own niece- 1847 01:56:36,240 --> 01:56:37,698 Leaving this tree behind. 1848 01:56:38,198 --> 01:56:39,615 Can you move to the US? 1849 01:56:41,448 --> 01:56:44,657 Don't sacrifice your future for my past. 1850 01:56:45,157 --> 01:56:45,948 Don't 1851 01:56:46,615 --> 01:56:47,657 Don't. 1852 01:56:54,323 --> 01:56:56,407 Don't sacrifice your love. 1853 01:56:57,323 --> 01:56:58,865 Don't. 1854 01:57:00,615 --> 01:57:02,532 It's no longer about love, sir. 1855 01:57:06,365 --> 01:57:09,490 Any girl who misinterprets my mother's intentions, 1856 01:57:11,657 --> 01:57:14,115 speaks rudely to her, 1857 01:57:16,032 --> 01:57:18,698 doesn't deserve my love. 1858 01:57:19,782 --> 01:57:21,615 Marriage is out of the question. 1859 01:57:21,698 --> 01:57:22,740 Ray. 1860 01:57:26,282 --> 01:57:29,282 If anyone else had spoken so rudely to you, 1861 01:57:31,657 --> 01:57:33,782 you know what I would have done. 1862 01:57:43,282 --> 01:57:45,532 I am not a mama's boy for namesake. 1863 01:57:51,032 --> 01:57:52,032 Let's go. 1864 01:58:06,573 --> 01:58:07,448 Dad! 1865 01:58:45,115 --> 01:58:45,990 Rumi. 1866 01:58:50,157 --> 01:58:51,865 Why should you make the sacrifice? 1867 01:58:53,615 --> 01:58:54,698 Why not me? 1868 01:58:57,407 --> 01:59:00,240 Because you've already made your share of sacrifices. 1869 01:59:00,698 --> 01:59:01,240 But Rumi... 1870 01:59:01,323 --> 01:59:03,740 Who took care of Mom till she breathed her last? 1871 01:59:05,615 --> 01:59:07,073 Could I become a writer 1872 01:59:08,115 --> 01:59:10,115 if I had quit my course midway? 1873 01:59:11,240 --> 01:59:14,448 So... it's my turn to greatness. 1874 01:59:27,657 --> 01:59:29,823 Don't let mom's love blind you. 1875 01:59:31,282 --> 01:59:33,032 Even you know it's my fault. 1876 01:59:36,573 --> 01:59:39,282 I wasn't amused either when you said you'd get him killed. 1877 01:59:54,698 --> 01:59:55,657 Rumi. 1878 01:59:57,948 --> 01:59:59,198 I am sorry, dear. 1879 02:00:00,448 --> 02:00:02,532 Don't apologise, aunty. 1880 02:00:04,032 --> 02:00:06,240 I shouldn't have spoken to you so rudely. 1881 02:00:06,990 --> 02:00:07,865 I am sorry. 1882 02:00:08,823 --> 02:00:09,990 I crossed the line. 1883 02:00:13,907 --> 02:00:16,115 If you hadn't crossed that line, 1884 02:00:17,323 --> 02:00:19,615 my words wouldn't have come true. 1885 02:00:21,948 --> 02:00:25,240 That my son will never find anyone better than you. 1886 02:00:39,698 --> 02:00:40,657 Rumi. 1887 02:00:40,990 --> 02:00:41,865 Doctor. 1888 02:00:42,115 --> 02:00:43,698 Did you miss his blood pressure dosage in the morning? 1889 02:00:44,657 --> 02:00:45,573 Rumi? 1890 02:00:46,282 --> 02:00:48,782 Carelessness with medicine, can prove to be fatal. 1891 02:00:50,990 --> 02:00:51,823 Look. 1892 02:01:24,573 --> 02:01:26,198 Even if you leave the medicines on his table, 1893 02:01:27,240 --> 02:01:28,490 he still forgets. 1894 02:01:30,448 --> 02:01:32,198 They need to be handed to him directly 1895 02:01:36,657 --> 02:01:38,407 We were lucky we were together today, 1896 02:01:39,740 --> 02:01:41,698 so we got to the hospital on time. 1897 02:01:44,365 --> 02:01:45,990 But what if no one had been here? 1898 02:01:49,490 --> 02:01:51,407 I know you'll say... 1899 02:01:52,740 --> 02:01:54,490 He's ready to move to the US. 1900 02:01:58,907 --> 02:02:03,657 But how can I... put my happiness before his? 1901 02:02:06,782 --> 02:02:08,240 I can't do it. 1902 02:02:16,073 --> 02:02:21,365 Parents make many sacrifices for their children, so... 1903 02:02:21,782 --> 02:02:23,198 It's only fair that... 1904 02:02:26,240 --> 02:02:28,782 the children make some sacrifices for their parents. 1905 02:02:33,990 --> 02:02:35,240 I really thought you well. 1906 02:02:37,073 --> 02:02:37,948 You did. 1907 02:03:16,198 --> 02:03:18,615 There was already a lot of drama at the musical nite, 1908 02:03:19,407 --> 02:03:21,948 that you topped it all with this melodrama. 1909 02:03:23,490 --> 02:03:24,782 You scared us, dude. 1910 02:03:24,865 --> 02:03:26,157 That Rumi... 1911 02:03:26,740 --> 02:03:29,865 That Rumi is naive. 1912 02:03:30,282 --> 02:03:31,282 She's like me. 1913 02:03:31,490 --> 02:03:32,740 I'll explain to her. 1914 02:03:32,823 --> 02:03:34,490 I'll explain to her. 1915 02:03:34,865 --> 02:03:38,490 I am ready to move to the US. 1916 02:03:44,948 --> 02:03:46,490 You are such a latch-on person. 1917 02:03:47,615 --> 02:03:49,323 No one's willing to take you there. 1918 02:03:50,532 --> 02:03:52,032 What are you ready for? 1919 02:03:54,573 --> 02:03:57,198 So emotionally, you were singing "I love my India". 1920 02:03:57,865 --> 02:03:58,990 Now stay here. 1921 02:04:00,740 --> 02:04:02,323 But promise me... 1922 02:04:05,407 --> 02:04:06,782 you will complete the century. 1923 02:04:11,323 --> 02:04:16,532 Because I love you more than I love your daughter. 1924 02:04:20,407 --> 02:04:21,990 You filled the gap... 1925 02:04:24,907 --> 02:04:26,740 that my idiot father left behind. 1926 02:04:31,407 --> 02:04:32,532 And anyway... 1927 02:04:33,573 --> 02:04:39,198 Stories, rumours, legends, These are all marks of love that failed. 1928 02:04:40,490 --> 02:04:41,323 Aren't they? 1929 02:04:42,407 --> 02:04:43,448 But... 1930 02:04:45,198 --> 02:04:46,198 Oh, please. 1931 02:04:48,282 --> 02:04:52,615 I am doing a pathetic job of trying to act strong. 1932 02:04:54,073 --> 02:04:56,907 Don't ruin my performance with your practical talks. 1933 02:05:00,615 --> 02:05:01,948 What do you want? 1934 02:05:05,823 --> 02:05:06,907 Permission... 1935 02:05:10,115 --> 02:05:12,407 ... to call you dad from now on. 1936 02:05:16,782 --> 02:05:18,365 You have every right. 1937 02:07:39,865 --> 02:07:41,032 Give up your stubbornness. 1938 02:07:41,240 --> 02:07:42,740 I am ready to settle in USA. 1939 02:07:42,823 --> 02:07:44,490 Dad, is it necessary to get married? 1940 02:07:44,615 --> 02:07:45,365 Absolutely not. 1941 02:07:45,740 --> 02:07:46,115 Only... 1942 02:07:46,365 --> 02:07:47,490 The reasons have to be valid. 1943 02:07:47,573 --> 02:07:50,365 The burden of your marriage not happening because of me. 1944 02:07:50,448 --> 02:07:53,490 I wouldn't be able to carry this burden for a long time. 1945 02:07:54,282 --> 02:07:55,490 Rest is upto you. 1946 02:08:48,198 --> 02:08:49,907 I am so sorry, son. 1947 02:08:49,990 --> 02:08:51,032 Mom. 1948 02:08:51,115 --> 02:08:53,407 -What happened? -I am so sorry. 1949 02:09:04,990 --> 02:09:06,115 What happened, Mom? 1950 02:09:07,615 --> 02:09:08,782 Pinky promise. 1951 02:09:12,115 --> 02:09:13,532 Will you do as I say? 1952 02:09:18,990 --> 02:09:23,282 Remember how the girl at the wedding in Delhi 1953 02:09:23,365 --> 02:09:26,115 wouldn't stop crying and was irritating us. 1954 02:09:28,073 --> 02:09:29,907 I was laughing at that time, 1955 02:09:30,323 --> 02:09:33,115 but I knew exactly the state of her heart. 1956 02:09:34,532 --> 02:09:39,407 It's... truly the hardest day in a girl's life. 1957 02:09:42,073 --> 02:09:48,490 Where she is expected to instantly leave behind 1958 02:09:49,323 --> 02:09:56,365 her life, her relations, and her home. 1959 02:09:58,282 --> 02:10:02,407 And make this new place and people her whole life. 1960 02:10:05,740 --> 02:10:06,990 Unfair, right? 1961 02:10:12,573 --> 02:10:14,073 I'm gonna change it. 1962 02:10:17,157 --> 02:10:18,573 I'm gonna change it. 1963 02:10:20,907 --> 02:10:23,115 Someone will have to take the initiative. 1964 02:10:24,782 --> 02:10:26,157 You... 1965 02:10:27,782 --> 02:10:30,032 marry Rumi and... 1966 02:10:32,740 --> 02:10:34,448 settle down in Agra. 1967 02:10:43,282 --> 02:10:44,698 Have you lost it, Mom? 1968 02:10:48,323 --> 02:10:49,698 Do you know what you're saying? 1969 02:10:49,948 --> 02:10:52,282 You won't find a better girl than her. 1970 02:10:52,907 --> 02:10:56,490 She thinks only about her father, and you only think about your mother. 1971 02:10:58,448 --> 02:11:01,907 She is trying to get over her love for her father. 1972 02:11:01,990 --> 02:11:05,407 And you quit your dreams for your mother. 1973 02:11:07,365 --> 02:11:09,282 But no more. Enough. 1974 02:11:09,513 --> 02:11:10,763 You're not getting it, Mom. 1975 02:11:12,821 --> 02:11:14,404 I can't live without you. 1976 02:11:15,166 --> 02:11:17,000 I love Rumi a lot. 1977 02:11:17,532 --> 02:11:20,365 And no one can probably change this fact. 1978 02:11:20,950 --> 02:11:23,867 But no one can also change the fact that you are my first love. 1979 02:11:26,158 --> 02:11:28,575 And I can't think of living someplace else without you. 1980 02:11:29,032 --> 02:11:30,740 Then I'll come along with you. 1981 02:11:31,413 --> 02:11:34,704 We, mother-son, we'll be all over the old man's place like we own it. 1982 02:11:34,729 --> 02:11:36,854 It's not that easy. This house, the... 1983 02:11:38,198 --> 02:11:40,948 My home is where you are. 1984 02:11:43,490 --> 02:11:46,282 So, if it's Agra, then f**k it. 1985 02:11:46,365 --> 02:11:47,948 We're moving to Agra. 1986 02:11:52,073 --> 02:11:53,782 You made a pinky promise. 1987 02:12:07,568 --> 02:12:10,943 And as the two soulmates, that they always knew they were, 1988 02:12:11,323 --> 02:12:12,490 kissed each other. 1989 02:12:13,365 --> 02:12:16,073 The fireworks illuminated the dark sky. 1990 02:12:17,216 --> 02:12:20,049 The two lovers not only left each other's embrace, 1991 02:12:20,157 --> 02:12:21,740 but also each other's lives. 1992 02:12:22,490 --> 02:12:26,448 With a promise in their heart to love each other forever... 1993 02:12:26,657 --> 02:12:27,657 ...and ever. 1994 02:12:27,740 --> 02:12:29,407 I will always love him. 1995 02:12:30,240 --> 02:12:32,115 Forever and ever. 1996 02:12:34,490 --> 02:12:35,073 Very Nice. 1997 02:12:40,490 --> 02:12:42,032 How did you all like the book? 1998 02:12:42,490 --> 02:12:43,865 I am sure you all loved it. 1999 02:12:44,323 --> 02:12:45,990 Rumi wrote it with a lot of love. 2000 02:12:46,698 --> 02:12:48,282 I will give it five stars - No! 2001 02:12:48,948 --> 02:12:50,073 I'll give it gold stars. 2002 02:12:50,573 --> 02:12:54,865 But, Rumi, today I want to give something more than stars. 2003 02:13:00,490 --> 02:13:01,490 Rumi. 2004 02:13:03,615 --> 02:13:04,823 Will you marry me? 2005 02:13:12,071 --> 02:13:12,904 Hey... 2006 02:13:16,032 --> 02:13:25,157 "You are mine, I am yours." 2007 02:13:26,157 --> 02:13:30,157 "You are mine." 2008 02:13:39,157 --> 02:13:40,032 Where? 2009 02:13:40,490 --> 02:13:41,448 Why? 2010 02:13:41,782 --> 02:13:42,657 Without a reason... 2011 02:13:44,282 --> 02:13:45,365 Wait right there. 2012 02:13:58,782 --> 02:14:01,907 How are you? 2013 02:14:04,823 --> 02:14:06,157 I read your book. 2014 02:14:07,407 --> 02:14:08,490 It's nonsense. 2015 02:14:09,990 --> 02:14:14,782 Because in real life, only knowing how much the hero loves the heroine, 2016 02:14:15,907 --> 02:14:16,990 is not enough. 2017 02:14:17,782 --> 02:14:19,032 It's just not enough. 2018 02:14:20,328 --> 02:14:23,578 It's a happy ending only when the hero and heroine 2019 02:14:24,151 --> 02:14:26,818 live happily ever after. 2020 02:14:28,782 --> 02:14:32,990 Can Dad add our names to his ration card? 2021 02:14:34,698 --> 02:14:36,782 Because we, Mom and Son, are here for good 2022 02:14:37,407 --> 02:14:39,698 to set up camp permanently in your home. 2023 02:14:40,823 --> 02:14:43,073 And if your father has a problem with you, 2024 02:14:44,115 --> 02:14:46,448 then he has no idea what's in store for him. 2025 02:14:46,740 --> 02:14:49,782 But that he has to be okay with. 2026 02:14:50,365 --> 02:14:52,907 Because mom's coming with me in a package deal. 2027 02:14:54,547 --> 02:14:56,172 What are you saying? 2028 02:14:56,669 --> 02:14:58,044 It's very simple. 2029 02:15:01,943 --> 02:15:03,401 Had I realised this earlier, 2030 02:15:04,548 --> 02:15:07,131 it would have saved months of emotional drama. 2031 02:15:08,323 --> 02:15:10,573 I forgot my own rule. 2032 02:15:11,948 --> 02:15:18,073 What is a man who cannot make a sacrifice... for his favourite woman? 2033 02:15:19,532 --> 02:15:22,532 How does it matter whether you move in with me or I move in with you? 2034 02:15:23,073 --> 02:15:25,282 Whether Dad moves to the US with us 2035 02:15:26,782 --> 02:15:28,323 or Mom moves to Agra. 2036 02:15:28,865 --> 02:15:30,490 Doesn't matter. 2037 02:15:33,240 --> 02:15:34,698 So we came here. 2038 02:15:36,282 --> 02:15:37,907 Plus, this is 2025. 2039 02:15:38,115 --> 02:15:40,240 When the bride sweeps away the groom, 2040 02:15:41,323 --> 02:15:44,948 that will make a classic love story. 2041 02:15:47,823 --> 02:15:49,532 Which we will tell our children. 2042 02:15:51,282 --> 02:15:54,907 And if we have daughters, I won't let them go anywhere. 2043 02:15:55,240 --> 02:15:56,490 After their marriage, 2044 02:15:57,990 --> 02:16:00,657 I will make their husband live-in sons-in-law. 2045 02:16:01,073 --> 02:16:02,323 Like my father-in-law. 2046 02:16:13,740 --> 02:16:15,157 So Rumi Vardhan... 2047 02:16:18,240 --> 02:16:21,198 Will you marry me and my mom? 2048 02:16:46,948 --> 02:16:47,948 Yeah. 2049 02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:11,740 -I am so sorry, baby. -It's alright. It's all in the family now. 2050 02:17:47,698 --> 02:17:53,407 So finally, Rumi and I found our '90s love story in the 2025 hookup culture. 2051 02:17:54,032 --> 02:17:57,157 Our story didn't have any parental opposition, 2052 02:17:57,365 --> 02:17:59,240 but without parental support, 2053 02:17:59,448 --> 02:18:01,823 this love story would have never been complete. 2054 02:18:02,365 --> 02:18:03,573 And it's also right... 2055 02:18:03,782 --> 02:18:05,865 Without the support and blessings of the parents, 2056 02:18:06,198 --> 02:18:08,532 no love story can ever be complete. 2057 02:18:09,615 --> 02:18:11,698 Whether Alexa plays it or not, but the truth is... 2058 02:18:12,073 --> 02:18:13,032 But the truth is... 2059 02:18:13,698 --> 02:18:17,948 You are everything to me-my parent, my guide, my God."