1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,640 (GASPS) Oh! 2 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,560 (MELLOW PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:13,800 The Truth Teller was nominated in this year's Ohio Journalism Awards. 4 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,480 You heard right. The Truth Teller. Three times, in fact. 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,920 Mare for her great story on the Softees clog, 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,000 Ned for The Truth Teller itself, 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,600 and a fresh-faced new upstart, 8 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:28,040 named Oscar Martinez for the Mr Digit Puzzle. 9 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,880 Best New Game. 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,920 I can't remember the last time The Truth Teller won something. 11 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,720 Thank you, thank you. I'd like to say this means a lot, 12 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,720 but all it represents, really, is a year of 13 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,120 backbreaking, liver-destroying work 14 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,760 that nearly put me in the hospital. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 15 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,600 - Hey, Ned. - How you doing? - Did you meet my husband? 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,200 - Luke Putnam. - Oh! 17 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:52,720 - My brother. - Yes! Yes, yes. I see the resemblance. Very cool. 18 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,960 You didn't bring someone for, uh, moral support? 19 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,880 God, no, no. I don't need any moral support. 20 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,840 You only need support if you care about winning. 21 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,720 -It's just not a big deal either way. -Mm. 22 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:05,280 - What is not a big deal? - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 23 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:07,200 Uh, winning. 24 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,480 - I don't think winning's a big deal. - Spinning? 25 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,000 - Winning. - Oh, you really said winning! (LAUGHS) 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,120 That's bullshit. Winning's always better. 27 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,640 I don't think it is. I think sometimes it's actually worse. 28 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,680 How? 29 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:23,480 Well, if you need validation from strangers... 30 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,680 Is that a rabbit's foot in your hand? 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,560 No, no. This is, um... 32 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,160 (CLICKS TONGUE) It's part of a dead mouse 33 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,960 I found in the street, so... 34 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,920 It's not a mouse and it's not a rabbit's foot. 35 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,960 I cut the leg off my childhood stuffed animal 36 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,280 so that I can rub it whenever I want. 37 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,800 I mean, it's possible 38 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,200 my subconscious has some desire for awards, 39 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,960 cos I dream about it constantly 40 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,880 but as long as I shove that desire back down when I wake up... 41 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,920 everything's fine. 42 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,080 Oh, look! Mare's here. 43 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,280 And her date. 44 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,160 Ah. 45 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,760 I hope they have a pleasant evening. 46 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,320 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 47 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,520 (GLASSES CLINK) Summer and I really needed this. 48 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,960 Oscar gave me his plus one and all I had to do 49 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,440 was promise to match his purchase orders to invoices 50 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,080 for the entire month of July. But like, 51 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,480 July's weeks away. And look at that woman go. 52 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,400 What? 53 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,200 - You look beautiful, sweetie. - Thank you so much! 54 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,880 MARE: Good to see you too. (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 55 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,240 KEN: There's Marv's table. Social summit. 56 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,280 We should be here. 57 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,720 Nate, glad you could make it. 58 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,480 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, careful! 59 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,720 - Sober one month. - Bravest man I know. 60 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,400 Congrats. 61 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,560 I'm very proud of this. Gave a guy a bottle of whiskey for it. 62 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,280 - Hello, everybody. - Hello, everybody. 63 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:16,360 Hi, Oscar. I'm sorry, I think you're at the wrong table. 64 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,840 - Table 14. - Right, I'm sorry. 65 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,880 - Fifteen, but we should be 14. - Fifteen's over there. 66 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,840 (SUMMER LAUGHING) Aww! (SMACKS LIPS) 67 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,600 Is that a joke? Is that somebody's funny joke? 68 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,480 Wowee. 69 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,720 Making it look like we're at the kids' table. 70 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,160 - Maybe because I look so young. - It's not that. 71 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,240 - No. - I mean... (SIGHS) 72 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:39,240 (GROANS) OK. 73 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,240 - Mommy, Daddy. - Mommy. 74 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,360 - Hi! - Hi! 75 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,880 What are you doing here? 76 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,360 Well, we thought we'd bring them down to say goodnight to you guys. 77 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,360 - We already said goodnight. - They wanted to again! 78 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,480 - Oh, did you? - Yes! 79 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,680 OK, well, you guys are gonna go 80 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,040 with your Uncle Travis and Auntie Adelola. 81 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:01,720 (OVERLAPPING KIDS' CHATTER) 82 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:05,120 - What a night. - Yes. - What a night. 83 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,120 Have you two met my father? 84 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,520 Oh, Jesus wept. 85 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,200 Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? 86 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,800 Dude. Is it... Man! 87 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,000 You absolutely rock, dude. It's nice to meet you. 88 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,640 Theo Rolls Coal. I follow him on YouTube. 89 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:24,600 You get a diesel truck, you take off the carburettor, 90 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,960 you lock the brakes, you floor it, and all this black smoke... 91 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,160 Hello, hello. 92 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,680 ..goes everywhere. Isn't that cool? 93 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,800 It's very bad for the environment. 94 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:36,920 I cannot believe I just met Theo. 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,120 Mare, put a ring on that thing, for real. 96 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,240 Alright, Travis, no one needs to know about your backwoods viewing habits. 97 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,080 - No offence, you can go to bed. - OK. 98 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,880 See you tomorrow. 99 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,480 Do I think Ned is a little jealous? 100 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,160 I don't know. 101 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,440 Hey, isn't that the girl you're dating? 102 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,760 The weather girl you're hooking up with? 103 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,520 - Oh! - Uh-oh! Is your whole rotation here? 104 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,320 (BOTH CHUCKLE) Yeah, yeah. It's Gloria Tornado. 105 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,400 She's hot. Are you gonna say hi? 106 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,640 (CHUCKLES) "Hi" would be pretty tame for us. 107 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,000 I'm gonna say a lot more than "hi" tomorrow. 108 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,920 Yeah, yeah. If I start it, it's not gonna stop at "hi," believe me. 109 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,280 OK. Well, maybe I'll go say hello. 110 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,520 And, um, 111 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,000 we can compare notes on you. 112 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,160 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Mm? 113 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:41,560 Good evening, and welcome to the 63rd Annual Excellence Awards 114 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,680 of the Ohio Press Association. 115 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,680 (APPLAUSE) 116 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,520 I heard the chef is from Chicago. 117 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,200 How exciting is this evening, right? 118 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:56,720 Yes, it's good to be back. 119 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,640 It's been a few years. Hasn't it? 120 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:03,240 ..to turn our eyes away from the broader world around us. 121 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:06,480 I need to distance myself from Esmeralda. 122 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:10,280 I'm getting swept away in her mediocrity. 123 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:14,080 A prestige shift is happening. 124 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:18,680 Oscar now has the ear of Marv and that is a dangerous thing. 125 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,920 Accountants have a nasty habit of getting rid of dead weight, 126 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,400 which was my nickname at school, and before. 127 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:29,160 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Nannies can be very cruel. 128 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:32,040 (MARV COUGHS) Oh, my God, no. 129 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,520 Marv's choking and I'm not there. 130 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,800 I'm supposed to be the back-patter! 131 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,200 Oh yes, the Putnams have very narrow oesophagi. 132 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,720 The Oregon branch of the family was completely wiped out 133 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:49,640 after their wagon train passed through a cherry farm. 134 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,640 KEN: Mm. 135 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,280 - Ken, can I... can I help you? - No, I'm good. 136 00:06:57,280 --> 00:07:00,760 And now, "New Game of the Year." 137 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,720 This award honours a designer or news organisation 138 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,320 for exceptional engagement in print games. 139 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:11,200 - (quietly) Come on. - And New Game of the Year goes to... 140 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,880 Oscar Martinez for Mr Digit! 141 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,680 The Toledo Truth Teller. (ALL CHEERING) 142 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:18,800 Hey, it's good! It's good either way. 143 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,040 - MARE: Yeah! - Don't change. Don't change, though. 144 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,400 ESMERALDA: Thank you! 145 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,920 I... I'd be just as proud if he lost. 146 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:29,760 Oh, my God. Just admit you want something for once. (CHUCKLES) 147 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,240 You know what? I want to dedicate... (SIGHS) 148 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,680 ..this win to a group 149 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,200 that doesn't get enough attention. 150 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,920 The documentary film crew that's been following me around 151 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,200 for the better part of 20 years. 152 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:48,480 I'm sorry I pushed you guys away before. 153 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:53,120 I think you guys are the only ones who really see me. 154 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:55,560 And, um... 155 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,160 I guess I was put on Earth to be a... 156 00:07:58,160 --> 00:08:00,960 a documentary subject. 157 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,600 And I never told you guys this, but sometimes 158 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,680 I answer, uh, interview questions in my dreams. 159 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,640 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) (SIGHS) So, there you have that. 160 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,640 And they're playing me out now, which is pretty cool. 161 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,840 Um... uh... 162 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:19,600 I need to thank Marv Putnam. 163 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,480 (APPLAUSE) Marv, thank you 164 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,920 for ignoring the naysayers, 165 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,800 and for believing in us. 166 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,240 Thank you, Marv! 167 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:34,280 When he says naysayers, he means me. 168 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,760 I can only see one way out of this. 169 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,400 I need to save Marv's life. 170 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Tonight. 171 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,280 (JAZZY UPBEAT RIFF PLAYS) (APPLAUSE) 172 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,560 - Your category's up soon. - Oh, I know. 173 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,240 Unlike you, I'm not pretending I don't care. 174 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,600 God, it just feels so ridiculous to even be nominated. 175 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,960 I think it would be ridiculous if you didn't win. 176 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,560 (SIGHS) 177 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,600 ..Don Lye for "Kroger Wage Violations", 178 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:17,840 Mare Pritti for "Softees Clogs Toledo", 179 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:22,600 Kelcy Fist for "P and G: A Flood of Greenwashing", 180 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,520 and Huey Cheang for "Ohio State Admissions Explained." 181 00:09:25,520 --> 00:09:27,560 And the winner is... 182 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,600 Mare Pritti for Toledo Truth Teller. 183 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,720 Oh, my God! (SCREAMS) 184 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,360 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get over here! 185 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,400 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God! 186 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,480 (CHEERING, WHOOPING) 187 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,880 Yeah! Whoo! 188 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,760 - We did this together! - No, we didn't. 189 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,080 - We did this together! Wow! - No, we didn't. 190 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,840 - Whoo! - No, no. 191 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,800 Thank you. Oh, my God. (LAUGHS) 192 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,560 OK. Um... 193 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:02,560 When I first started here at the Toledo Truth Teller, 194 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:06,520 I wasn't even sure I would write an article I'd be proud of, 195 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,800 let alone winning an award. 196 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,640 Um... I mean, five months ago, 197 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:13,120 I was pulling articles off a wire, 198 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,720 ranking the arches on Love Islanders' feet. 199 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:19,040 (LIGHT LAUGHTER) Sorry, my heart is racing so fast. 200 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,800 OK, I need to thank my first editor-in-chief, 201 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,320 Sergeant Jones, the only editor 202 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,320 who can make you drop and give you 50 push ups 203 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,040 if you misuse the word "hopefully." 204 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:31,960 My high school English teacher, shout out to Mr Jenkins. 205 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,880 And finally, I need to thank 206 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,960 Ned Sampson... (APPLAUSE) 207 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,600 ..our editor-in-chief, my editor-in-chief. 208 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,320 He gave me an opportunity 209 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,680 that changed my life. 210 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:48,440 And he tends to do that with people, so thank you. 211 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,960 All you need to do to make a dream come true is chase it. 212 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,680 Don't stop chasing. 213 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,560 Thank you, Ned. I can't wait to celebrate with you tonight. 214 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,560 (APPLAUSE) 215 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,000 (LAUGHS AWKWARDLY) 216 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,560 NATE: That's awesome, Mare. 217 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,720 (SQUEALS, LAUGHS) 218 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,560 I can't believe I won an award for journalism. 219 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,920 It's just, uh... I don't know, it's hard to believe 220 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,760 how hopeful I feel right now. 221 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,560 I feel like, uh, anything could happen. 222 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,960 Ohio Award! (LAUGHS) 223 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,560 Theo and I, um, we go back to seventh grade. 224 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:26,000 He's a bozo, but we bring each other to stuff sometimes. 225 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 This year, we have felt the loss 226 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,720 of some of Ohio's most treasured journalists. 227 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,920 Let us take a moment to honour them. 228 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,960 (SOLEMN PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 229 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,440 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) (AUDIENCE GASPS) 230 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,960 Good evening, my colleagues. (PIANO MUSIC STOPS) 231 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,800 Keep playing, maestro. (PIANO MUSIC RESUMES) 232 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,520 My name is Esmeralda Grand, 233 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,520 and I'm so very sad 234 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,360 for all these dead people. 235 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:03,640 It's so sad to be dead. 236 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:08,080 Oh, sad, dead journalist 237 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:14,760 You made your final deadline... 238 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,960 (AUDIENCE SHUSHES) 239 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,080 Oh, yes, please. Respect to the dead! 240 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:23,480 You are gone 241 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,600 Sad dead journalist 242 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,680 You are gone 243 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:33,760 And no one will read you anymore 244 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,000 R-I-P! 245 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,440 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 246 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,600 (SIGHS) Thank you, thank you, guys. 247 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,760 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 248 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,800 - Hey, hey, hey. - Don't, please, don't. 249 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,360 You specifically told me that you were dating other people, 250 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,840 but this whole time, I was the only person you've been seeing. 251 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,440 Glori... Gloria and I, we-we just went... 252 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,840 We went to go get drinks, right? I don't know how it happened. I was... 253 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,280 I don't know, one thing led to another, and we didn't have sex. 254 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:15,080 You tricked me into a monogamous relationship. 255 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,360 - It won't... It won't happen again. - Wow, that's great. 256 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,840 I wish I could believe you, but how am I supposed to trust you? 257 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,280 Am I supposed to, like, hire a detective and 258 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,560 get a video of you sleeping with someone else? 259 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,560 We had a good thing, 260 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:30,280 and then you acted like a dog, all loyal. 261 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Oh. 262 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,800 I... I think we need to break up. 263 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,960 We don't, actually. 264 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:41,000 We can just not make a plan for a while. 265 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,400 We aren't in that kind of a relationship. 266 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,840 Yeah, see, um, I kind of was, though. 267 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,000 JEOFFRY: Wesley Holdswanger! SoWesley. 268 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,520 (CHUCKLING) He's still in high school. 269 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,080 Thanks. 270 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,040 Again, this is my third. 271 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:07,320 It's like he was born to be strangled. 272 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,920 (QUIETLY LAUGHS) WESLEY: ..work out, but, um... 273 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,320 I don't wanna mess up your performatively low expectations, 274 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,520 but you might win tonight. 275 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:18,200 - Do you wanna go over your speech? - Sure. 276 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,680 Let's find another place. I feel like it's so hard to think in here. 277 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,320 OK. 278 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,960 ..who like to prey on my downfall, but, um, you know what they say, 279 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,960 "If you got a prize in your hand, you're the guy." So... - Boo. 280 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,400 - (LAUGHS) You can't boo. - I'm saying "blue," 281 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,440 like the cheese, cos he stinks. 282 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,480 Gotta be somewhere. 283 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,480 Let's see. 284 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,480 No. 285 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,640 Mm-mm. 286 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,640 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - Oh! - Oh, no, no. 287 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,800 - God, no. Ooh! - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 288 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,680 No, no, that's a wedding. No, no, we can't. 289 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,560 I love this song. It's fine. 290 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,240 OK, this is nuts. No, no, no. This is nuts. 291 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,240 - No, it's fun. - I don't... 292 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960 - Shouldn't be doing this. - Who cares? 293 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,400 - That was nice. - Thanks. 294 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,440 (EXHALING) 295 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,840 Alright. OK. 296 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,960 Do I start with a joke? 297 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,960 What is the joke? 298 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:20,280 "Being a good journalist runs in my blood. Literally. 299 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,640 I cannot make mistakes, cos I'm 'typo' negative." 300 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,000 (LAUGHING) 301 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,520 Forget the joke. 302 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,640 You laughed. (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 303 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,800 - Oh. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 304 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:39,160 No, it's OK. And then I'll thank the staff, obviously. 305 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:42,320 Yes. Oh, make sure you, um, thank Esmeralda. 306 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,040 She's been a little off tonight. 307 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,720 Yeah, yeah. I can say, uh, "Esmeralda, hey. 308 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,760 Great dress, where's your pitchfork?" 309 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,760 (BOTH LAUGH) 310 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,880 (SLOW SONG STARTS PLAYING) 311 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,120 (CHUCKLES) 312 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,320 - You know what? - Mm-hmm? 313 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,160 You say I'm the only one you need... 314 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,040 I think, uh, 315 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,880 whatever you feel when you get up there will be just great. 316 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,440 If you leave, my heart would bleed... 317 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,040 Thanks. 318 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:18,480 Tell me that our love's just begun... 319 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,800 And stay by my side... 320 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,000 What if I say that journalism is at a crossroads 321 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,360 because of underfunding? Would that be abusing my pulpit? 322 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,280 Excuse me? 323 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,440 Yeah. 324 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,880 (SIGHS) I don't wanna abuse my pulpit. 325 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,880 God forbid. 326 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,440 (SIGHS) Hi. 327 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,240 Hello, mate. 328 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,600 Do us a couple of thick slices, will you? 329 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,080 A hair wider than a common garden hose. 330 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,040 With the gristle. With the gristle. 331 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,960 Some lovely beef 332 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,120 for you to swallow. - Oh, thank you. 333 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,280 Now, who would like to hear 334 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,240 101 facts that'll make you gasp? 335 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,000 Huh, Marv? 336 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,840 Easter Island, the heads on Easter Island have bodies underneath. 337 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,160 Huh. I didn't know that. 338 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,200 - ANNE: Yeah. - Oh. Interesting. 339 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:16,280 The Terminator script was sold for one dollar. 340 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,080 - Ha! One dollar. - How? (GASPS) 341 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,920 One dollar. 342 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,520 - Otters perform necrophilia. - OSCAR: Why is that? 343 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,720 Because they're cheeky, Oscar. (MARV CHUCKLES) 344 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,080 Hey, Marv, what's not funny, ugly, 345 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,800 and, uh, speaks with a British accent? 346 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,680 (LAUGHS HEARTILY) Touche. 347 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,440 (COUGHING) 348 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,200 We're in. 349 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,000 Marv's choking. Marv? It's Ken. 350 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,720 I'm gonna save you. 351 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,360 Alright. Oi! Excuse me. 352 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,400 Oscar, you greedy bastard! He's mine! 353 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,320 Oh, God! No! Both the Putnam brothers are choking! 354 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,360 - They're choking! - Uh, Marv? 355 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,040 Marv, would you like me to save your brother? Marv? 356 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,920 Stop asking! Why are you just standing there? 357 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,920 - No, you have to... - I save Anne! I save Anne. 358 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,400 (SPLUTTERS) (ALL GASPING) Oh! 359 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,160 - ANNE: Great job, Oscar. - Whoo! You're OK. 360 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,640 (APPLAUSE) 361 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,680 Well, I'm not gonna stand here waiting to be thanked. 362 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,120 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED) 363 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,280 - Thank you. - Alright. 364 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,280 (LAUGHING) 365 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,920 We should... We should get inside, right? 366 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,120 - Yeah. - Yeah. OK. 367 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,480 And Outstanding Print Coverage goes to... 368 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,760 ..the revitalised Toledo Truth Teller! 369 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,800 (ALL CHEERING) MARV: Alright, oh! 370 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,200 Accepting for the Truth Teller will be Editor-in-Chief 371 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,960 - Ned Sampson. - MARV: Three wins. Not bad. 372 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,960 (CHEERING) Where's Ned? 373 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,440 Ned Sampson? Where are you? 374 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,040 (PHONE CHIMES) Oh, my God. We won. 375 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,040 - You won! You won! - What? 376 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,360 - No. - Yes! - How did we win? We won? 377 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,480 - You can give your speech! - Oh, my God! 378 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,240 These won't... Ugh! (DOOR RATTLING) 379 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,520 Let's get in this way. This way. (SQUEALING) 380 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,520 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 381 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,360 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) Oh! Is such an honour. 382 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,160 Thank you! Is such an honour! 383 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,600 - OK. - Holy shit. 384 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,720 (BOTH LAUGHING) Oh, man. 385 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,840 - OK. - Is that one? 386 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,640 - Agh! OK. - Yeah! 387 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,720 - It's easy to be nominated... - Earlier this year... 388 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,520 ..build a dream. - ..to get an award... 389 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,760 - But not to be nominated... - Rejuvenating local news... 390 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,800 - Toledo, thank you so much. - That's the real thing. 391 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,760 Sit down, asshats. 392 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,920 ..improve local news in Toledo. Well, look at us now. 393 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,120 - Oh, God. - A way in? - Wait, I don't know. 394 00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,080 Hello. Sorry. He won an award. 395 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,440 Teamwork makes the dream work. It's a team effort. 396 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,440 Yes, but he wasn't part of the team. 397 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,200 (LAUGHING) Oh! 398 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,120 - Do you know what you're gonna say? - No! Oh, shoot, my... 399 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,080 OK. Oh! Should I talk about my dad? 400 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,480 - Uh... No. - No? 401 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,600 OK. Why not? I've got a whole thing... 402 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,400 That's it. Hey! 403 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,040 (DOOR RATTLES) 404 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,800 (SCOFFS) Damn it, dude. You're winning. 405 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,120 And we have meetings every day, he's never there. 406 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,720 KEN: I would be catching up on them through the means of a memo. 407 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,440 - OK, we need to get you in there. - No, it's OK. 408 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,040 - Yes, we have to. - It's OK. I'm Zen. 409 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,760 Cut the shit, OK? You're winning. We have to get you in there. 410 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,800 - Look, this way. - Here... 411 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,200 (KEN CONTINUES TALKING INDISTINCTLY) Wait, OK, OK. 412 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,240 - Can you get through? - Yeah. 413 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,120 (GROANS) 414 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,280 You don't know even what responsibility means. 415 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,320 - Thank you, Toledo! - NED: Wait! 416 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,800 - I consult. - You do not consult... 417 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:23,280 Oh, my God. I'm here. I'm here! Don't... Don't start. I'm here! 418 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,400 Thank you so much. (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 419 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,640 Thank you so much! This is great! 420 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,920 Oh, my God! Thank you so much. 421 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,160 Oh, man. (CHEERING) 422 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,160 Oh, my God. I have some people I'd like to thank. Um... 423 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,640 - (quietly) Esmeralda Grand. - Uh, no. 424 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,000 - Uh, I have, uh... - No? Not at all? 425 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000 I have my cards. I think I left my cards... 426 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,960 I know what I wanna say. 427 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,360 I know what I wanna say. 428 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,440 God. 429 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:57,680 I thought I didn't care. 430 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,960 So I-I just... I just wanna tell the truth. 431 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,560 And that is what we're try... (AUDIENCE GASPING) 432 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,400 - Goddamn it. - MARV: Give her room to breathe. 433 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,720 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) BARRY: That was a damn mess. 434 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,480 JEOFFRY: Miss? Miss, are you OK? 435 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,920 - To the Truth Teller! - Truth Teller! (ALL WHOOPING) 436 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,080 Detrick broke up with me tonight. 437 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,560 No! 438 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,480 So, what? Then you guys were, like, dating? 439 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,080 Nope. 440 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,880 - Are you OK? - Oh, yeah. I'm fine. 441 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,240 I just hope he's OK. 442 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,480 Wait, who's he with? 443 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,520 - Oh, well, that's a relief. - OK. 444 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,280 OK. I'm gonna get changed. See you later. 445 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,280 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 446 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,880 - Hey. - Hey. 447 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,840 (CHUCKLES) 448 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,080 Look at that. (LAUGHS) 449 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,840 Man, everyone looks magnificent in the light of the Preston. 450 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,440 - Mm. - Must be some special bulbs they use or something. 451 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,600 Everyone? 452 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,920 Yeah. Barry. 453 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,920 Barry's dad. 454 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,320 You. 455 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,040 Are you... 456 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,240 trying to tell me I look magnificent? 457 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,480 THEO: Ugh, there you are. 458 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:35,520 Mare, I'm dying. My eyes are closing. 459 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,320 - Um... Yeah. Theo, you know, I... - Good night. 460 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,320 - Good night, you two. - Wait, what? 461 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,040 Yeah. Don't worry about me. 462 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:45,400 - Get some rest. - OK. 463 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:47,840 Good night, dude. 464 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:50,440 - This is fun. - Yeah. 465 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,520 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 466 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,160 - Hey. - Congratulations. 467 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,720 - Thank you. - Congratulations to you both. 468 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,280 (LAUGHS) 469 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,680 Esmeralda, are you OK? 470 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,040 - Recovering. - You think you should be drinking? 471 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,680 - It's highly recommended. - OK. 472 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,280 Ooh. Tragic. 473 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,000 What? 474 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,440 Did we both not see the same thing tonight? 475 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,440 Marv is in love with Anne. 476 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,880 - Probably has been for decades. - He's principled. 477 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,080 Denying two people a lifetime of happiness is principled? 478 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,400 Anne works for him. 479 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,240 So? He can get another job. 480 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:36,280 Or he can stop being paralysed by what other people think of him. 481 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,200 A great man once said: 482 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,440 "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." 483 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,520 Also an idiot I used to know. 484 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,240 Alright. 485 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,240 - Good night. - Bye. 486 00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,640 Esmeralda. 487 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,720 You know what? 488 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,240 So what? So what, if you didn't win tonight? 489 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,160 You made it to the stage a couple of times. 490 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,840 - Three. - I counted two. 491 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,360 I also made a toast at the wedding. 492 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,880 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 493 00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,400 (KNOCKS) 494 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,120 - Hey. - Hey. 495 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,800 - So... - What's up? 496 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,240 I didn't get to, uh, say my speech earlier on, 497 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,640 and I thought that you might wanna hear it now. 498 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,640 You know, it's not really a good time. 499 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,320 I know. 500 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,000 - It's just... It's one part. - Yeah. 501 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,240 OK. 502 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,400 "Jokes aside..." I did a joke. 503 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,600 "..I want to thank one person, most of all. 504 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,280 Someone that I consider my partner in this, 505 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,000 and without whom, my days..." 506 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,800 - Maybe you should read it. - OK. 507 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,080 It's a lot of "without whom"s. 508 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,320 I think the speech would have gone over really well. 509 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,040 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 510 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,080 Alright. 511 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,080 Good night. 512 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,560 - Are you kidding? - What? 513 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,000 - You're just gonna walk away again, right now? - What? Yes. 514 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,400 -What else am I gonna do? I'm your boss, Mare. -Bullshit, dude. 515 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,480 It's the definition of a boundary. You got Theo. I don't wanna... 516 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,480 Shh. 517 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,600 (SOBBING) 518 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,040 Oh, my God... 519 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,320 This is probably awful to say, but that makes me really happy. 520 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,640 If any of your reasons were any good... 521 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,560 you would have left by now. 522 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,840 You don't think I want to kiss you? 523 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,760 - I have no... - I want to kiss you. 524 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,440 But this is... our team. 525 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,320 - You and me, we're just... - The Buddy and the Dude. 526 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,280 Buddy and the Dude. We're making it work. 527 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,040 We're making the paper work. This would be the classic, 528 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,080 fastest way to mess everything up. We can't do that. 529 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,680 I don't know, maybe we just need to, like... 530 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,680 get it out of our system. 531 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,440 Just get it out of the way so we can go back to being pals again. 532 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,840 I would love to be pals again. That would be... great. 533 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,560 I just feel like it's also gonna suck now it's been built up and... 534 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,440 That'd be great if it was terrible, cos then we could go back to normal. 535 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,320 -Exactly. -Because we would be a terrible idea. 536 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah. No, I know. You drive me crazy as it is. 537 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,040 - So I just... - Yeah. 538 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,360 You know, we're journalists, and I feel like... 539 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,160 We should verify. 540 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,000 We should do the research. 541 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,000 - OK, so approach the pal-maker. - Aah... 542 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,240 Oh, God. 543 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,480 Oh, shit. 544 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,080 (UPBEAT THEME PLAYING) 545 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,480 I would like to make a toast 546 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,920 to this beautiful, beautiful couple. 547 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,680 My love, you are much shorter, right? Oh, my God. 548 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,720 Well, how... how does this work? 549 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,160 Uh... Oh, OK. No, but you look beautiful. 550 00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,160 You look beautiful, and I really wish you a long marriage. 551 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,160 You just have to tolerate sometimes his affairs because... 552 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,960 I mean, who is in charge between you guys? 553 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,440 Probably you, right? 554 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,560 Because of the dimensions, maybe? 555 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,560 (UPBEAT THEME PLAYING)