1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:06,040 Ho, ho, ho, guys. 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,280 Ho, ho, ho, indeed. 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,480 Here he is, dear old Santa Clogs, 4 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,440 handing out treats to the recently inconvenienced. 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,720 Marv Putnam has put me in charge 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:20,720 of doing some brand image rehabilitation for Softees, 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,480 after our bloody man mitts 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,480 caused a bit of a sewer clog situation, allegedly. 9 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,200 Well, Marv will finally see what old Ken Davies is capable of 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,480 when he is given total control of a project. 11 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,440 These may look like ordinary ice creams, but in actual fact, 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,720 they are sample rolls of peppermint-scented toilet paper. 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,160 This isn't ice cream! It's toilet paper! 14 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,000 Why does it smell like dessert? 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,080 It's peppermint-infused tissue, 16 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,200 madam, in the shape of the thing it smells of. 17 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,160 What about that do you not understand? I'm sorry. 18 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,560 No. No, no, chill! You have to chill! 19 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:57,880 Drive. Drive! 20 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,880 - Drive! - Keep throwing! 21 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:03,440 And remember, Softees is quality because Softees cares. Drive. 22 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,480 Hey. 23 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,560 I can't see you. 24 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,760 - Approved. - Thank you. 25 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,240 Ned got Oscar to pay for food and gas for me and Detrick today. 26 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,480 We're investigating this farm three hours south of here 27 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:48,960 that might be a cult. 28 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,040 They might also just love growing squash, 29 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,800 and all shop at the same poncho store, but come on. 30 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,560 Also my neighbour's son is there, and he missed his mom's birthday, 31 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,160 so I promised her we'd get to the bottom of it. 32 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,520 I'm not 100% sure it's a cult, 33 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,160 but it's a fun story for Mare. 34 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,360 And I got the gas money approved, 35 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,000 so that's fun too. 36 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,160 Hey. Ready to go? 37 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,560 Um... I'm not going. 38 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,240 - What? - Last night, I had a messed up dream. 39 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,760 There was a guy in it. He-He was wearing a red poncho. 40 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,520 He handed me a robe. 41 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,120 And he said, "Brother Detrick, don this." 42 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,440 I didn't even know I knew what "don" meant. 43 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,080 But I... I donned it. 44 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,640 - So you dream-joined the cult? - I just don't think I should go. 45 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,320 I'm too susceptible. 46 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,560 Oh, this is the squash collective? 47 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,760 I can go with you if Detrick can't. 48 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,240 Uh, why? So you can be my bodyguard? 49 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:44,360 No. Because it's my favourite stall at the farmer's market. 50 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,240 Love to see where they grow it all. 51 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,040 If someone tries to hurt you, I will just let them. 52 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:50,600 - Can I come? - Alright. 53 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,160 - Yeah? - Yeah. 54 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,600 Ah... 55 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,640 Don't drink the Kool-Aid, OK? 56 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,520 - I won't. - Alright. 57 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,240 A few weeks ago, in the archive room, 58 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:17,160 someone found a picture of Barry when he was 30, 59 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,200 and he was very handsome. 60 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,080 So that image stuck in my mind for several days. 61 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,960 But then Barry did something very inappropriate, because 62 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,880 when you think about a man that way, 63 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,960 he knows that he can come into your dreams, 64 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,440 and he can have his way with you. 65 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,000 I am very sorry to say 66 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,160 that Barry took that liberty. 67 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,840 If it happened once, it would be OK, because 68 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,760 I was willing. 69 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,840 There was a mutual attraction. 70 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,760 But then it happened every night! 71 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,840 Like, Barry has come every night, 72 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,520 unbidden, into my dreams, 73 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,120 and he has had me. 74 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,600 I have my needs, like everybody else, 75 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,960 maybe more, but he is insatiable. 76 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,600 And then the day after, I come into the office, 77 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,760 and he pretends like nothing happened. 78 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,440 How dares he?! 79 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:18,520 New comment on my South Pacific review at the Stranahan? 80 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,960 "Do you get paid by the adverb over there? 81 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,560 Write less pretentiously, asshat." 82 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:26,880 Oh, man. Gomudhens10 strikes again. 83 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,760 - It's brutal. - You know who this is? 84 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,000 Gomudhens10 is a troll on our website 85 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,920 who pounces on us every time we make a tiny mistake 86 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:39,600 and also includes some weirdly dated internet meme insult from 2012. 87 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,360 "Wow, your third article about brook trout this week. 88 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:45,360 It's amaze-balls how you refuse to broaden your scope." 89 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,240 "Er-mer-gerd. 90 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,360 Dangling modifier alert." 91 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,560 I don't... I don't understand any of that. 92 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,200 "Epic fact check fail." 93 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:57,560 This is funny. Gomudhens10 is funny. 94 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,280 - Yeah, they're so mean, but they're always right. - Mm, yeah. 95 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:04,240 Not... Not that they're right in this instance, boss. 96 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,080 Yeah, that's totally wrong. 97 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,920 Relax! Stop throwing that! 98 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,800 Get away from the truck, kids. 99 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,880 - Drive! Drive! Drive! - Keep throwing! 100 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,920 And remember, Softees is quality because Softees cares. Drive. 101 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,360 So you're saying this wasn't your idea? 102 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,360 Well, I mean, for the sake of gallantry, 103 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,960 I would say it was my idea. 104 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,280 But to be completely honest, 105 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,920 I'm compelled to say that it was the idea 106 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,600 of someone else. 107 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,680 Named... 108 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,760 Nicole Lee. 109 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,880 - The girl from the newspaper? - She can be a forceful little madam. 110 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,560 Well, I don't know what series of decisions led us here, Ken, 111 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,280 but Channel 5 offered to have you come on this afternoon 112 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,320 and apologise. - For which mistake, sorry? 113 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,800 For as many as you can fit into eight minutes. 114 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,280 That's all they've given us. 115 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:57,520 Mm-hmm. Well, I would be absolutely delighted to do that. 116 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:01,560 Serving children ice cream that turned out to be toilet paper. 117 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,720 We were indeed serving children ice cream 118 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,920 that turned out to be toilet paper. Yeah, that's a good assessment. 119 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,400 Alright, if we leave right now, 120 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,200 it'll take us like four hours and change. 121 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,880 Oh. 122 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,960 - Wow. - You can just sit on it. 123 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,200 - It's clean trash. - It's clean trash? 124 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,120 - Uh-huh. It's dry. - Alright. 125 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,360 You had a dream where you had sex with Barry? 126 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,920 No. Did you hear what I said? 127 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,840 Barry came into my dreams and just took me. 128 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,720 It wasn't like a dream that you make up. 129 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:35,280 It was him. 130 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,360 I'm confused. Like a nightmare? 131 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,960 Oh, no. Oh, no, no. 132 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,640 Oh, no, he was wonderful. Very surprising. 133 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,480 I can't complain about that. No. 134 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,560 It's just that I think he's an incubus. 135 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,880 Like he is a sexual demon. 136 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,080 Right. Hmm. 137 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,480 Maybe that's something you should talk about with a professional. 138 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,200 Oh, yes. 139 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,440 Right. 140 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,760 Oh, man. This is so much fun. 141 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,880 - Yeah. This is great. - I love it. 142 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,400 It's gonna be so great. 143 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,440 Road trip. 144 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,360 - Road trip. Road trip! - Road trip. 145 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,080 Road trip! Road trip! Road trip! 146 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:23,160 Kill, fuck, marry everybody in the office. 147 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,760 I'd marry them all. 148 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,880 - You? - Fuck Ken. 149 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,000 - God. - And kill Ken. 150 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,200 Before or after? 151 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,920 - Same time. - Might be easier. - Marry Nicole. - Yeah. 152 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,920 - Marry Nicole? - Of course. My best friend. She's great. 153 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,160 I hope I'm too smart to join a cult, but who knows? 154 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,400 I fell for Blue Apron, so clearly there's a hole 155 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,280 in my life, right? 156 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,520 I think the right cult could totally get me. 157 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,920 - You? - Yes. - Sceptical you? No way. 158 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:59,480 No, sometimes I think I enjoy the structure of the Army too much. 159 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,040 You never have to think about what to wear. 160 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,480 Ugh, you just eat whatever's under the foil. 161 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,000 Hey, sheep. 162 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,840 Mm. 163 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,720 Oh, that one... that one looks like Flossie. 164 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,000 - See that one? - Flossie? 165 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,720 Oh, my parents got me a, uh, 166 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,720 a pet lamb when I was seven. 167 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,280 Wait, but I thought you grew up in Cleveland Heights. 168 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,440 - Yeah, we went to a petting zoo. - Uh-huh. 169 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,680 And I fell in love with this lamb, 170 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,360 and I just begged my parents to get me one for the longest time, 171 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:35,000 and I kept at it, and eventually they got me Flossie. 172 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,560 Wow. 173 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:40,080 -And Flo... Flossie was a live sheep? -A lamb, yes. 174 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,040 And she was amazing. I loved her, 175 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,360 but she was never fully housebroken. And so eventually, 176 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,000 my dad sent her away to go live on a farm. 177 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:54,280 What? 178 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,280 What? 179 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,800 I mean, there's like 300 unrelatable things about what you just said. 180 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:05,040 - No, no. - First of all, that you were a young boy who desired a sheep. 181 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,600 Then, your parents actually bought you one. 182 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:10,160 - Mm-hmm. - Like, bought you a full-on live sheep, 183 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,200 and now you think the poor thing 184 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,520 lived to a ripe old age on a farmstead. 185 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,480 - They sent photos. - I love it so much. 186 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,560 You had the childhood of, like, a Hungarian prince. 187 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,600 - Don't make it a class thing. - Are you kidding? 188 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,400 I had a dog too. Sheep aren't that expensive. 189 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,800 Really? What did Flossie eat? 190 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,840 Cook would give it our leftovers. 191 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,720 - What? - No, I didn't have a... 192 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,960 Flossie's assistant gave it hay and flowers. 193 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,280 Yeah, I was a little worried when Ned asked to come along, 194 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:40,000 it meant he didn't trust me or something, 195 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,760 but he's actually been really fun. 196 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,160 Uh, Oscar, do you have the order number for... 197 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,840 "Asshat" is just such an unforgivably stupid word. 198 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,040 - "Unforgivably"? Another adverb. - OK, well, 199 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,600 it's a vile thing to call someone. - Dude, you gotta move on, OK? 200 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,840 Oh, no, no, no. I think it's funny. That's where I'm coming from. 201 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:02,400 But all I'm saying is how... how stupid it is. 202 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,520 Because, what? So in this scenario, what? 203 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,440 I'm a little hat worn by an ass? 204 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,080 An ass wears a hat? 205 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:12,800 Or am I an ass-shaped hat? What? 206 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,440 - Do you see what I'm saying? - Mm-hmm. -I... You just... 207 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:18,280 I wanna find them. I wanna find them and... 208 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:21,240 and grab them and just... 209 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,920 ..explain to them how funny it is, 210 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,200 the whole scenario, how amusing it is to me. 211 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,360 That's all. Because you can't... 212 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,080 But you can't because it's computers and it's internet, 213 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,760 so you can't tell them cos you can't find them cos there's no way... 214 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,600 - You could track down their IP address. - IP address? 215 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,560 - Yeah, it's traceable. - I can track them? 216 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,720 No, no, no, Oscar. Look at me, dude. 217 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,560 Revenge is a very dark road 218 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:47,120 and it can be surprisingly expensive. - What road? 219 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,040 We're chatting and I'm chatting, and that's it. But thank you. 220 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,560 - I appreciate it. - OK, but if you do wanna go down this road, 221 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:57,440 you'd call IT, and the number is 3-2-7-1. 222 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,240 Thank you, Adam. I'll just take it. Just... 223 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,160 Thank you. 224 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,440 I never told you to rent an ice cream truck. 225 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:10,200 I don't know if I've ever even spoken to you. 226 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,120 The important thing is Marv thinks it was your idea, 227 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,440 so we are where we are. - But... - Does this ring a bell? 228 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,480 "Dear Ken, my name is Nicole Lee. I would like to shadow you." 229 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,560 I wrote that two years ago and you never responded. 230 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,920 This is me responding. Welcome aboard. 231 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,040 You are Joe Radlingshaffer, 232 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,360 host of WNWO's Afternoon Delights. 233 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,120 - Mr Davies. - Hmm! - What is your response 234 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,840 and Softee's response to the sewer crisis? - Mm-hmm. 235 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,600 Hello, Madame Radlingshaffer. 236 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,080 What? What is that face for? 237 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,560 - You just... seem weird. - Uh-huh. 238 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,280 I think we need you to come across in a more relatable way. 239 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,280 - Shall I lose my tie? - Mm! 240 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:53,440 - No, I don't think that's gonna get you there. - Damn it. 241 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,840 I know what Ken's doing. He needs a scapegoat. 242 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,120 But guess what? Goats climb fast. 243 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Hey, um, Detrick was gonna read over 244 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,960 our interview questions out loud so we could go over 'em. 245 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,280 - Oh, cool. - Uh-huh. 246 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:11,240 But we don't need to go over 'em. I bet they're great. 247 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:13,600 Thanks. 248 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,040 Mare Pritti. 249 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,400 'Mare, hi. Bethany DeAdona. I write for Cleveland Today Magazine. 250 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,720 I read your piece about the Toledo sewer clog. 251 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,880 Really impressive work.' 252 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,200 That's... Wow. 253 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,000 - Thank you so much. - 'So, I'm interested 254 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,400 in journalistic independence from corporate ownership. 255 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400 - Do you have a few minutes to talk?' - Yeah, sure. 256 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,200 'Really fantastic reporting, by the way.' 257 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,120 I mean, thank you for the kind words. That's... 258 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,840 'You deserve them. It must have been really stressful 259 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840 to stand up to corporate like that.' 260 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,520 - Yeah, it was stressful to, um, stand up... - Cup? 261 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,880 No, I don't. To stand up to, uh, 262 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,560 - corporate like that. Um... - Can I use this? 263 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,560 And, uh, I... 264 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,000 - 'Are you there?' - You know what? Bethany, 265 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,880 could I put you on the briefest of holds? 266 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,560 'Sure, no problem.' 267 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,480 Thank you so much. 268 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,320 - What are you doing? - I'm just... I got a system. 269 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,480 - Just smush it. - I'm not gonna smush it. I have a system. 270 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,120 - Just smush it. - It's humane. 271 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,720 - Can you just please be quiet? - Sure. 272 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,760 - This is good, right? - Yeah, it's fantastic. 273 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:12,000 OK, so... Thank you. OK. 274 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,280 Thank you, Bethany. I'm here, and I have a couple of minutes for sure. 275 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,400 'Great. So I just wanted to get some more details. 276 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,160 You had to weigh the public good against Enervate's interests.' 277 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,120 You know, I... 278 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,520 - 'And you held your own owners accountable.' - Mm-hmm. 279 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,600 'Yeah, that's the first thing that comes to mind.' 280 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,520 That is what I was thinking about when I started the article. 281 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,000 - Is it on me? - 'It takes a lot of courage 282 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,760 to write an article like that. I'm having trouble hearing you.' 283 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,280 Roll the window! 284 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,200 I know. I'm sure it's hard to hear me. 285 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,120 - 'Hello?' - Yes. - 'Great, whenever you're ready.' 286 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,920 'Is everything OK?' 287 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,120 No, I'm just so excited about... Woo-hoo! 288 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,720 ..the article. This is... Yeah, it's really good. 289 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,200 You know what? I'm just gonna move you off speaker. 290 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,960 - Is it on me? - Sorry. 291 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,320 - Is it on me? - I'm visiting my grandfather right now. 292 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,880 Barry, I was in the mail room, 293 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,320 and I found this box with your name on it. 294 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,440 It's very small, but I wonder what it is. 295 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,320 I'm so curious. 296 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,200 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 297 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,640 I'm trying to be rational and practical 298 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,320 about this Barry situation. 299 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,760 Of course, I sprinkled salt on my doorstep 300 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,680 and on my window sills. 301 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,600 That did nothing. 302 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,800 Now, my psychic told me that there is another method 303 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,200 that is scientifically proven 304 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,000 that is going to break the incubus. 305 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,360 - Oh, wow. That looks nice. - What the hell? 306 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,160 I think you should wear it for seven days and seven nights 307 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,920 without showering and then bury it under a red rock with a full moon. 308 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,800 Garlic. Yuck. 309 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,680 No, thanks. 310 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,160 What do you mean, "even psychics can be wrong"? 311 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,480 What the hell? I give you 900 dollars for the amulet, OK? 312 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,520 I want my money back. 313 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,000 Oh, you see him coming around? 314 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,200 Wow, you're positive? 315 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:10,080 Oh, because he's shy! 316 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,640 I know. No, I know sometimes I can be intimidating. 317 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,440 I will give him another chance for sure. OK, sí. 318 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,960 Yes, yes. I will wire you 100 for the call. 319 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,920 Thank you so much. Ta-ta. 320 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,120 Mm. 321 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,040 'And what about the conflict of interest? 322 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,600 Is it true your editor-in-chief is a former Softees employee?' 323 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,600 Yes, Ned Sampson. He was super heroic. 324 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,960 He, uh, stood up to corporate and gave me full latitude 325 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:37,320 to report as I saw fit. - 'Good for him. 326 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,000 What's his journalistic philosophy and background?' 327 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,280 Yeah, you know, he has a lot of principles, 328 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,560 wonderful principles, but he's not, like, 329 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,040 weighed down by experience. You know? 330 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,800 But he trusts his reporters, and that's why he's great. 331 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,480 He knows when to get out of the way. 332 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:53,920 'Sounds like a dream.' 333 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,080 - 'He's really that hands-off?' - Oh, my God, beyond. 334 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,640 Yeah, very hands-off. 335 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,080 I think in this story, the readers read it before he did. 336 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,560 'Wow. Mare, I'll update you when we publish.' 337 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,400 - OK, great. - 'Thanks so much for this.' 338 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,200 Bethany? Yeah... 339 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,360 That went great. 340 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,440 Oh, my God. 341 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,440 It's my first time being on the other side. 342 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,640 Uh-huh. 343 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,320 Great... 344 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,640 Jesus. Is that the spider? 345 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,640 - It's a raisin. - Oh. 346 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:26,760 Yeah, I think my dad took me to a pencil sharpener museum around here. 347 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,840 Hey, are those your interview questions? 348 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:31,680 - Mm-hmm. - I can read through 'em now that we're stationary. 349 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,400 Oh. Thought you didn't need to look them over. 350 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,080 Oh. Well, we have time now, so... 351 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,760 Uh-huh. 352 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,120 Hey, I hope I didn't say anything weird in the car. 353 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,680 - Oh! To the reporter? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. That was great. 354 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,360 - Cos I wasn't trying to make it sound like you... - No, no, no. 355 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:56,880 - You're finally getting your due. I'm so happy. - OK. 356 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,040 Eh... I don't believe in the exposed knee. 357 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,400 Back home, we would call these the schoolmaster's delight. 358 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,480 I swore off them for a reason. 359 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,200 You look like the American half of a Ninety-Day Fiancée. 360 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,680 - Should I do an American accent? - I would like to hear that. 361 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,400 I'd like a quarter pounder with cheese. 362 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,240 - I can do it better. - Pretty good. 363 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,040 - Quarter. - Quar-derr. 364 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,720 - Quar-ter. - Get me a quarter pounder 365 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,760 with cheese for my mom. 366 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,000 - Perfect. - No notes. 367 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,120 - You pick that up so fast. - I tell you what, 368 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,120 if you play your cards right, 369 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,920 you could be my new work wife. 370 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,600 Oh, I've stunned her. 371 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,240 Poor girl. 372 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,840 - OK... - This is it? - Yeah. 373 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:45,200 Great. 374 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,000 Hey, guys, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to stay back. 375 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,800 The cult dude is kind of secretive in an on-brand way. 376 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,600 Alleged cult dude. 377 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,720 Alright. 378 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,360 - Hi there. - Hey. 379 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:03,080 - Shalom. - Shalom? - I don't know. 380 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,960 Well, I found out who the troll is. 381 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,560 - No. - You did not. 382 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:11,200 I spoke to IT. I thought you guys might be curious, 383 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,240 given that it's someone in the building. - What? - What's that? 384 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:17,120 But since you're not, I won't tell you who she is. 385 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,360 - She?! - Hold up. Gomudhens10 is a woman? 386 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,320 Yeah? 387 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,680 I mean, psh, of course it could be a woman. 388 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,840 - Anything could be a woman. - Alright, come on. Who is it? 389 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,680 I... I want to... 390 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,600 I'm at my limit with this coyness, Oscar. Just tell us who it is. 391 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,240 OK. The IP address Gomudhens10 392 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,960 can be traced to Suite 812, 393 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,640 - Anne Putnam's office. - Oh, my stars. 394 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,960 - Marv's assistant. - There's no way. 395 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:46,200 Anne calls my kids cherubs. Even Wayne, the worst one. 396 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,200 - She's beautiful. - She's just like a sweet lady. 397 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,400 Mm, I don't know. She once thanked me to take my feet off my own desk. 398 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:55,480 Why would someone Anne's age use words like "lame-sauce" or "noob"? 399 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,280 No, doesn't make any sense. 400 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,280 It makes perfect sense. 401 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,840 I see it often in people over 50. 402 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,640 They get trapped in the year that they join Facebook. 403 00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:10,400 It's... It's as if the technology sends their brain into shock 404 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,560 and their online personalities get frozen in time. 405 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,240 So Anne is basically a snarky millennial 406 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,000 trapped in the body of a boomer. 407 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,120 Well, they can't all be cults. 408 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,360 What are you talking about? 409 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,320 You heard what Father Joshua said. 410 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,840 - They're just a farm of friends. - I'm sor... 411 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,360 - I know you don't believe that. - Where's your proof? 412 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,200 - I couldn't get any proof. - Exactly. You couldn't get any... 413 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,040 Because any time I tried to ask a hard question, 414 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,080 you got awkward and complimented a pumpkin. 415 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,960 - They were legitimately huge. - Jesus Christ. 416 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,240 And you're not gonna get anywhere from insulting people. 417 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,400 - Well, we didn't get anywhere anyway, did we? - Well... 418 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:51,600 At least you can tell your neighbour her son is safe. 419 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280 They said he was selling zucchini in Canada? 420 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,960 Yeah. 421 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:01,240 Sounds like he's really rising through the ranks. It's great. 422 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,000 I cannot tell if you're being serious. 423 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,800 Shit. 424 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,560 What's that? Is there something stuck to the tyre? 425 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,000 Yeah. Probably a piece of gum. 426 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,160 -You sure you don't want to call AAA? -I got it. 427 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,960 Well, your skills are very impressive. 428 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,200 I'm just saying, I have AAA Gold. 429 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,040 Unlimited roadside assistance. 430 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,760 Hotel discounts, double points at Embassy Suites... 431 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,040 - OK, can you just let me do this? - Sorry for trying to help. 432 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,200 Are you trying to help or are you just sitting there? 433 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,360 I'll help. Give me the steel thing. 434 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,520 Do you actually know how to use one of these? 435 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,560 I can learn. If there's reception. 436 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,840 Steel... L-bar, car. 437 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,920 "You should use more water displacement 438 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,240 four-zero penetrating oil." 439 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,440 You mean WD-40? 440 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,920 - Mm-hmm. - No. - You know what? 441 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,560 - I think I saw some down there. - Mm-hmm? 442 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,680 - With a bunch more reception. - No. Are you...? 443 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,080 Oh, real nice. You're gonna have to go get that. 444 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:12,920 Are you kidding me? 445 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,280 I... Go and get the... Go and get the tyre, Mare. 446 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,640 Mare, 447 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,080 as your editor, I command you... Goddamn it! 448 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,920 Watching him run is... tough. 449 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:31,280 I hate these clothes! Is this the best look we have? 450 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,920 - Yes! - Oh, no! 451 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,880 - Yeah! - Really? - Yeah! - Oh, my God. 452 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,080 -Do you have the polo and the shorts? -Shoot, I left them at the office. 453 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,440 You said you wanted to look more rustic. 454 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,440 In the heat of the moment, I said that. 455 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,600 You have to push back on that. 456 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,440 - That's the job of an intern. - We're on in five, guys. 457 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,120 - Thanks. - Thank you. 458 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,840 I'm dead. I'm gonna lose the lot. 459 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,600 My respect, my visa. 460 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,480 - Up in smoke. - You know what, Ken? You know... 461 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,880 Go on. 462 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,360 I'll do it. 463 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,320 I'll... I'll go ahead and do the interview for you. 464 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,280 - Seriously? - Yeah. - You'll take the heat? - Sure. 465 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,520 Do you know what? When I decided to pin all of the blame on you, 466 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,640 that was completely at random. 467 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,920 But now I see everything happens for a reason. 468 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,320 - Yep. - Mm-hm. You good? 469 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,160 - Just... nervous. - Oh, I was nervous a minute ago. 470 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,760 - Yeah. - Do you want a hat? 471 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,880 - No, I'm OK. - There we are. Look at that. 472 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,800 "Just licky it." 473 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,640 - Wish me luck. - I'm worried for you. 474 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,160 Yeah. 475 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,160 Oy-oy. Good luck. 476 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,240 We were trying to make a product to help men and kids stay clean. 477 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,280 But we failed you, Toledo. 478 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,960 And we hope you give us the chance to make it up to you. 479 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,200 - Thank you, Nicole Lee. - And thank you, Toledo, 480 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,720 for trusting us with your tushies. 481 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,960 Tushies. 482 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,160 Great job, Nicole. 483 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,800 Oh. Hey, guys. 484 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,640 Marv's busy. He's watching TV. 485 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,520 Actually, we're here to see you. 486 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,960 Me? Oh, gosh, oh. Wish I'd worn my good brooch. 487 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,800 - What about? - About this. 488 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,520 Oh, OK. Well, let me take a look at what this is. 489 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,600 How you doing there, Detrick? How are your nieces? 490 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,840 Oh, um, they're really good. Layla just started dancing. 491 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,800 - Now Allison, she's blowing glass... - Dedrick. 492 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,800 Just read the file, Anne. 493 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,960 Or should I say, Gomudhens10? 494 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,880 Yeah. Epic fail, Anne. 495 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,760 Oh, my God. Who could write this awfulness? 496 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,200 Who could write this? The world is a sick place, isn't it? 497 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,600 - Isn't it, you poor kids? - Come on, Anne. 498 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,560 - You wrote such awfulness. - No, Oscar. 499 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,080 No, I swear to you, I had nothing to do with this. 500 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,240 We traced your IP address! It's you! 501 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,080 We know it's you. You know it's you, and you should be ashamed. 502 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,200 Well, you don't gotta yell at her, dude. Chill. 503 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,040 - Well, OK. - Oh, dear. 504 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,960 Marv was right. Marv was right. 505 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,920 He told me that I should set a password. 506 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,600 And I always said, "Well, Marv, what for? 507 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,960 I haven't had a secret since I was 30." 508 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,000 And... And he was... 509 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,880 He was right. 510 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,200 I mean, I'm up and down from my desk all day long, 511 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,960 running errands for Marv, and anybody could just sneak in here, 512 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,720 and they could do whatever they wanted with my computer. 513 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,120 - I mean, they could do porn. - Yeah. 514 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,160 Oh, God. 515 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:20,000 They shouldn't even give these to old fools like me. 516 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,600 No. You're not old. You're a little old, but... 517 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,320 Look, I didn't even think of that as a possibility, OK? 518 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:27,200 And so maybe we should not have ambushed you. 519 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,360 - Maybe we should have... - We're really, really sorry. 520 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,200 No, no, I am sorry. 521 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,440 No, no, no. I feel partially responsible. 522 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,040 We apologise to you, OK? 523 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,040 And, uh, we apologise, and that's a beautiful brooch. 524 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,760 - Yeah. Very beautiful. - He's my boss. 525 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,720 - I feel terrible. - Don't beat yourself up. 526 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,760 I do think that whoever that troll is, 527 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,760 that they just want to hold the Truth Teller 528 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,080 to a high standard of quality, that's all. 529 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,280 Marv invests a lot of money in that paper. 530 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,800 So we've got to make sure that it's awesome sauce. 531 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,440 - We're sharing? - No. 532 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,560 This is for you. 533 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,080 You earned a treat because of the tyre change. 534 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,840 Unfortunately, I didn't, because apparently I messed up the interview. 535 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,720 - Oh, my God. - So there's just only one float. 536 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,120 I don't want you to watch me eat a float, you weird martyr. 537 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,640 I didn't earn it. 538 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,320 - Take a sip of the float. - I'm not drinking the float. 539 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,400 -Take a tiny little sip of the float. -You take a sip of the float. 540 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,040 It'd mean a lot to me if you take a tiny sip of the float. 541 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,800 - I didn't earn it. - Have a sip of the float. 542 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,120 - You have to earn a treat. - Put your tiny little lips 543 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:37,200 around that straw and have a little bit of the float. 544 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,080 - No, thanks. - Oh, my God. What is wrong with you today? 545 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,400 Why are you needing to be Mr Boss everywhere we go? 546 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,160 I don't need to be Mr Boss, OK? 547 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,320 - Because I am Mr Boss. - Jesus. 548 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,680 I'm so sorry. - Sorry. 549 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:54,480 He actually can be as loud as he wants because he's Mr Boss, so... 550 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:59,000 Are you ever gonna take me seriously as an editor? 551 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,280 I-I-I'm not confused about 552 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,480 how weird it is that I have this job, 553 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,960 but I have it, so I'm not just gonna let you do 554 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,520 whatever you want to do all the time. I'm sorry. 555 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,440 - Because you don't trust me. - I do trust you. 556 00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,840 - I made you editor when I resigned. - Oh, my God, for two hours. 557 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,720 It's very clear you think I'm dumber than you. 558 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,880 -I don't think you're dumber than me. -Yes, you do. 559 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,640 "Oh, Mare, wow, you're so impressive with your manual labour." 560 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,280 - "Oh, Ned, you're so hands-off." - Wanna know what I think is dumb? 561 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,720 - What? - A person who takes squash from a full-on Manson family. OK? 562 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,080 - We couldn't prove it. - They wore matching ponchos! 563 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,480 Mare, could you give me the receipt, please? 564 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,480 I don't want it to disappear in the recycling bin you call a car. 565 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,320 Yeah, sorry, my car doesn't come with a maid. Dick. 566 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,200 Hello? 567 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,120 What? 568 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,160 That's... What nominations? 569 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,720 Uh... OK, no, wait. 570 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,880 I'm gonna put you on speaker for Mare. Say that again. 571 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,440 - Hi. - 'Oh, good. 572 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,000 You didn't join the cult. 573 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,920 Yeah, the nominations in the Ohio Journalism Awards came through. 574 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,920 And Mare, you got nominated for the best short investigative piece 575 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,720 for Softees Clogs Toledo.' - No. 576 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,760 'Ned, there's more. The whole paper's up 577 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,120 for overall excellence in journalism. The whole paper! 578 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,280 So start writing a speech. Don't forget to thank me.' 579 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,040 Um, I-I won't. Thank you so much. Peace. 580 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,200 I mean, uh, bye. 581 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,600 Oh, my God, it's true. Holy shit. 582 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,960 This is incredible. What's... 583 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,040 Oh, my God! 584 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,640 Yes! 585 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,920 You have been kissen on the 17th day of the month. 586 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,320 I command you to forsake me. 587 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,760 Set me free, set me free, set me free. 588 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,880 The spell is broken. 589 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,000 OK, fine.