1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:07,882 -Welcome to Ashfield Place. 2 00:00:07,924 --> 00:00:09,467 -Now, I'm Samira. And that's Miles. 3 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,220 We really went from city loft to lawn so fast. 4 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:13,346 Robert: We did everything so fast. 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:14,764 -How long has that house been empty? 6 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,516 Robert: Twenty years, give or take. 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:18,601 -This is a cul-de-sac. People are weird. 8 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:20,020 Dana: You've been keeping tabs on us 9 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,271 through the window, Jimmy Stewart? 10 00:00:21,312 --> 00:00:23,189 Which one of us is the murderer? 11 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,607 [laughs wheezily] Your face. 12 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:27,694 -What's the deal with that Victorian house? 13 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,029 Lynn: A family lived there. 14 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:31,031 They had a daughter who-- Todd: Died. 15 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,866 Lynn: Maybe even-- Todd: Murdered. 16 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,075 Robert: She also keeps asking questions 17 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,452 about the house across the street. 18 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,078 Samira: Do you have a periodical section? 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,872 Judy: I'm afraid that March volume 20 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,040 has been checked out. 21 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:41,541 Lynn: It was an all-cash deal. 22 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,418 -Uh-uh. Those are for the new neighbor. 23 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:46,087 I just wanna know what his deal is, don't you? 24 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:49,341 -Hands where I could see 'em. -What's happening? 25 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:50,884 -We got a call about a trespasser 26 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,594 at the old Grant house. 27 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:55,138 Lynn: This is lunacy. -I think we should stay. 28 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,432 -There's space in the community 29 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,808 and our family's not gonna be 30 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,101 run out by some racist, 31 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,853 brownie-hating prick. 32 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,656 -[cooing] 33 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,742 [Samira shushing] 34 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:23,416 -Goodnight, Alison. 35 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,587 -I still wanna be Samira too. 36 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,673 Uh... [panting] 37 00:01:31,216 --> 00:01:33,927 Miles? Miles? 38 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,553 Oh, Miles. 39 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,264 Miles! Miles! 40 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,518 Ah! [panting] 41 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,686 Oh. 42 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,523 Miles! 43 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,816 [Miles crying] 44 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,485 -[panting] 45 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,533 Miles. 46 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,993 Oh. Oh. 47 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:02,747 Oh. Oh. [groaning] 48 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,336 [Miles continue crying] 49 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,171 -I'm coming, Miles. 50 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,925 Ow. [wind howling] 51 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,928 [Samira grunting] [Miles crying] 52 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,473 -Miles. No. 53 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:25,854 Gary: Hello, neighbor. 54 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,606 -[grunting] No. 55 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,735 No. [grunts] 56 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:34,654 Robert: Hey. Hey. 57 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,531 It's okay. You're safe. 58 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:39,617 -[panting] 59 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:42,245 I had a bad dream. 60 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,539 [panting heavily] 61 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:49,377 [theme music playing] 62 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:21,576 [light classical music playing] 63 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,244 [birds chirping] 64 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,627 [barking] 65 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:39,886 Lynn: Shoo. Shoo. 66 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,513 Shoo. Shoo. 67 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,765 [dog barking] -[sighs] 68 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,446 -Huh. Okay. 69 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:05,453 -[cooing] 70 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:09,916 -Agnes' dog took a dump on Lynn's lawn again. 71 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,292 -Please, honey. 72 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,336 -That man still hasn't touched my brownies. 73 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:14,504 You okay, Miles? -Oh, yeah? 74 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,755 -He's too busy being a racist 75 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,257 than putting up no trespassing signs 76 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,591 that point directly at your house. 77 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,593 -[sighs] Please don't get obsessed. 78 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,679 -I'm not. Naveen: Can you blame her? 79 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,848 The guy called the cops on her. -Thank you. 80 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,599 -Okay. We need to take these down. [sighs] 81 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,476 We should keep our distance. 82 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,021 He does his thing. We do ours. 83 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:34,107 We live across the street from this weird prick. 84 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,275 Let's just leave it at that. 85 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,776 -I love the lobster dicks. 86 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:37,777 -Absolutely not. 87 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,320 -No. Yeah. The dicks have gotta go. 88 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,364 -But why would he move into a murder house? 89 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,868 -It's not a murder house. No one got murdered there. 90 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,661 -Seriously, don't believe those stupid stories 91 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,121 about her parents killing her 92 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,414 and burying her in the basement. 93 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:50,999 It's so ridiculous. 94 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,125 -Who said that? 95 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,460 [clatters] 96 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,630 -What? -Naveen. 97 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,549 -What's the story? -There's no story. 98 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:01,634 -You just referred to a story. Naveen: I know, but it's not-- 99 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,094 -Do you think there's truth to the story? 100 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,596 -I don't think so. 101 00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:06,139 -You don't think so? You don't know so? 102 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,974 -Uh, I... 103 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,309 [Miles cooing] 104 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:10,852 Where there's smoke, there's fire 105 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,312 and it's burnin'. 106 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:13,938 -Oh, there is no smoke 'cause there's no fire 107 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,483 and there's no burning 'cause it's nonsense. 108 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:18,777 It's a small town myth, nothing more. 109 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,487 -You're a good fucking lawyer, you know that? 110 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:23,281 -You bet I do. -And you're an idiot. 111 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,283 We gotta go. -[clears throat] 112 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,826 What just happened to me? 113 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:28,661 -I love you 114 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,955 and I love you too, little man. 115 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,415 Make sure your mama doesn't get in trouble 116 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,209 while I'm gone, okay? 117 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,045 Bye. I hate leaving you alone all day. 118 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,631 -[cooing] 119 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,925 -Exactly. 120 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,678 -[sighs] I can't stop thinking about the other night. 121 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:49,265 It's horrible seeing Samira that scared, seeing Danny. 122 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:51,393 Oh, I fucking hate that guy. 123 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,229 -Why is it always like the biggest douchebag 124 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,439 in high school that grows up to be a cop? 125 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,150 -Always. Fuck that guy. 126 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,527 -Fuck that guy. 127 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:02,278 You know, he still calls me Naveen the Peen 128 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,571 every time I run into him. 129 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,365 -I mean, it does have quite a nice ring to it. 130 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,576 -But you've got Quidditch Bitch which became... 131 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,370 Benedict Cumberbitch. -Benedict Cumberbitch, yeah. 132 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,413 He was quite creative. 133 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,206 -I was an easy target. 134 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:17,544 -Forgive me for not asking you this, like, decades ago. 135 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:19,546 How did you deal with all of that, 136 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:24,676 you know, being one of the few non-White kids in our class? 137 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,262 -I wouldn't have survived if I held on to everything 138 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:30,015 that was ever said about me or done to me. 139 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,477 [scoffs] 140 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,771 You're raising a Black son, man. 141 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,233 You kind of realize this shit goes way further 142 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:42,569 than anything else. 143 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,779 People are assholes everywhere. 144 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,574 -Dannys Dannys everywhere. -Uh-hmm. 145 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:50,535 Look, dwelling is not gonna get you anywhere. 146 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,371 New plan. You gotta do what Brits do. 147 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,791 Bottle it up and bury it deep into the crevices of your soul. 148 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,501 -I don't wanna do that, mate. 149 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,837 Not with Samira and Miles. 150 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,589 It's not healthy. 151 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,884 Or at least that's what Samira's therapist told her to tell me. 152 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,136 -Do I need therapy? 153 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,513 -Oh. I mean, extensive. 154 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,808 -Okay. You're here and you're committing. 155 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,102 You gotta re-frame and put down roots. 156 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:21,066 Let this go and move on for Miles... 157 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,650 for all of you. 158 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,236 -Thanks, Naveen the Peen. 159 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,989 -You're welcome, Benedict Cumberbitch. 160 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,160 -[sighs] 161 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,913 [birds chirping] 162 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,544 [door opens] -[gasps] 163 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,799 It's my neighbor. 164 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:51,971 Don't you make a move. 165 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:54,349 [shushing softly] 166 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:57,310 I'll be right back, Miles. 167 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,020 Be right back. 168 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,820 [tense music playing] 169 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,156 [birds cawing] 170 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,658 -[scoffs] 171 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:14,786 May I help you? 172 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,038 -I'm Samira. I live across the street. 173 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,585 -Gary Lawson. Pleasure. 174 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,088 -And I want to introduce myself 175 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,048 so there are no more misunderstandings. 176 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:30,176 -I'm not sure I'm understanding the misunderstandings. 177 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:32,137 -You told the cops that you saw a Black person 178 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:34,848 trespassing on your property the other day. 179 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,683 That's what you said, right? -I'm sorry. 180 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,727 I had--I had no idea that was you. 181 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,687 -Well, now you know. Gary: Yeah. 182 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,439 The house has been sitting vacant. 183 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,525 So, I figured anyone coming around 184 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,819 must be a squatter or a vagrant. 185 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,739 -Well, I'm a litigator. -Oh, well, look at that. 186 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,200 You know what they say when you assume? 187 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,618 -You're an asshole. 188 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,830 -Something like that, yeah. 189 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,709 Just so you know... 190 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:04,794 it wasn't a race thing. 191 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:06,212 -It's usually a race thing. 192 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,089 -I assure you... 193 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,052 Never mind. 194 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:16,097 You know what? [clears throat] 195 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,772 I'm not big on sweets. 196 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,940 -No problem. 197 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,109 Doing some gardening? 198 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,153 -I'm renovating. 199 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:32,072 House needs a lot of work. 200 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,282 But it has good bones. 201 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:44,125 [Miles crying on phone] -Your phone seems to be crying. 202 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,338 -Excuse me. 203 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,173 [Miles crying loudly] 204 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:51,341 -Bye, neighbor. 205 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,312 -Somethin' not right about that man. 206 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,816 Remember what I say, Miles, believe women. Okay? 207 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:10,694 We have instincts, gut, maternal, 208 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,322 killer, basic instincts. 209 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,658 Rob? Oh, my goodness. 210 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,159 I thought I locked the door. 211 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,828 -Nobody locks their doors around here, honey. 212 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:21,538 -We do. We're lockers. 213 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,707 -What the hell happened out there? 214 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,085 ♪ I know you're not... ♪ 215 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,129 Samira: It was the smugness that pissed me off. 216 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,631 I mean, there was no remorse in his voice, zero. 217 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,466 Not an ounce. [Miles cooing] 218 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,720 -Wow, you are a natural. 219 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:39,639 Oh, it's all muscle memory. 220 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:41,474 I was always good with babies. 221 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:44,060 Older kids, not so much. 222 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:47,022 And teenagers, forget about it. 223 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:50,650 They wake up one day and just decide to hate you. 224 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,193 My kids and I fought so much. 225 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:54,738 I'm surprised they never ran away. 226 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,700 But they adored Marty. 227 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,035 Everybody did. 228 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,828 -I wish I got a chance to meet him. 229 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,872 Lynn: Me too, sweetie. 230 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,710 -Thank you. I didn't know how much I needed the company. 231 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:12,881 -I assume Bev Fisher offers minimal help? 232 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,467 -Warmth is not exactly her style. 233 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,802 -She's very British. 234 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,679 -When we're in the hospital, she and Don came. 235 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:22,182 You know, they gave Miles a stuffed rabbit 236 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,185 and told us that they were going on a cruise forever. 237 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:26,770 -Small favors. 238 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,063 -It's definitely a huge favor 239 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,856 that they gave us this house, but... 240 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:31,649 -Yeah. -...that's how they show love, 241 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,904 through grand gestures and minimal emotion. 242 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,782 But I'm really glad that Rob didn't turn out that way. 243 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,035 -You need your village... 244 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,997 and I'm gonna tell them to bring food. 245 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,793 Todd: Usually, you have to wait 24 hours 246 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,461 to give one this size, 247 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:55,090 but I am a Hinkley hero's hero. 248 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,300 It's part of their loyalty program. 249 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,468 -Loyalty? 250 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:00,053 That's what I'm talkin' about. 251 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,888 Hinkley Hills is like... Samira: Thanks. 252 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,599 -...a community, you know, people care. 253 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,476 They watch out for each other. 254 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,644 -Or just watch each other. 255 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,188 -A street light'll go out, it's fixed right away. 256 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:13,900 There's a pothole, it's filled overnight magically. 257 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,860 It's like military precision. 258 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,779 Samira: Hmm. -It's... 259 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,280 it's like Disneyland. 260 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,907 -Or Singapore, 261 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785 which I guess is kind of like Disneyland 262 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:26,162 but with corporal punishment. 263 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,747 -Todd, clearly, you have never 264 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,749 gotten in real trouble at Disneyland. 265 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,167 It's no joke, Todd. -Okay. 266 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:35,338 -And it is the safest town in America. 267 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,424 -Is it? Do you actually trust the burger place 268 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,759 that claims they have the best burger in the country? 269 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,052 -Well, yes. 270 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,472 [doorbell dings] 271 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,891 -Oh, don't move. I'll get it. 272 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,476 -Okay. Thanks, Lynn. 273 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,603 -Oh, God. -Who is it? 274 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,147 -The evil overlord. 275 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,398 -Mickey? 276 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:57,652 Lynn: Agnes. -Lynn. 277 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,945 -Hi, Agnes. -Hello. 278 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,614 -Hi. -Hello. Oh, my goodness. 279 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,992 Looks like a party. -[soft chuckles] 280 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,162 -Are you going to arrest us for having a nice time? 281 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,039 Oh, I would offer you something 282 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,500 but, uh, there isn't enough. 283 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,002 -Samira, dear. -Samira. 284 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,880 -I got a call from my very, very dear friend, 285 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,299 your mother-in-law, who gave me the welcome news 286 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,343 that you and Robert and Milo... -Miles. 287 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,303 -...decided to make Hinkley Hills 288 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,763 your permanent home. 289 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,348 So, as president of the Hinkley Hills 290 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,682 Homeowners Association, 291 00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,101 it's incumbent upon me to tell you... 292 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,937 that we're thrilled. [chuckles] Samira: Oh. 293 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,522 -And you are very, very welcome here. 294 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,982 -Well, thank you so much. Agnes: And to give you your 295 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,984 official HOA handbook... 296 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,195 -Okay. -...helpful hints, 297 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,365 bylaws about the way we like to do things around here. 298 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,449 -Okay. 299 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,201 Agnes: Everything is right in there. 300 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,869 Think of it as your new Bible. 301 00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,914 -If you don't, fury will reign down 302 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,707 upon the heads of the unbelieving. 303 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:56,878 -If you're referring to the dispute of April 24th, Lynn, 304 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,714 proper trash disposal and containment 305 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,257 is essential in neighborhoods 306 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,385 with wild land and urban interface. 307 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,138 We are not looking to lure any unwanted creatures... 308 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,598 -Like yourself. -...let alone 309 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,433 their attendant pathogens 310 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,560 into our environment. 311 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,979 The next global pandemic 312 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,107 is not starting on my block. 313 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,316 I'll leave you to it. 314 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,318 -Yes, ma'am. Thank you, ma'am. 315 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,114 I'm sorry. I just really respond to her leadership style. 316 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,241 [Lynn scoffs] -If I was a little older. 317 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,409 [chuckles] 318 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,743 -Oh, Todd. 319 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,161 [♪♪♪] 320 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,663 Samira: So then Agnes shows up, 321 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,956 like she's watching the whole thing. 322 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,249 [chuckles] -She probably was. 323 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,209 She's watching all of the time. 324 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,752 Honestly, you leave your bins out 325 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,087 for more than a day she's on to you. 326 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:41,172 -[chuckles] -She's so annoying. 327 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,425 She's get me in so much trouble when I was a teenager 328 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,926 with my mom, full nerd. 329 00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,137 -Why? Weren't you like a nerd? 330 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,304 -Babe, I was not a nerd. 331 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,723 I was getting in trouble... -Oh. 332 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,516 -...all of the time. -Okay. For what? 333 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,809 -Crashing through hedges, 334 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,645 getting lit on hot lemonade in the woods. 335 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,106 I hate to break it to you but you married a bad boy. 336 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,900 -[laughs] Come on. White boys would act too. 337 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,278 -What do you think here? Little Boy Blu? 338 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,363 Samira: Hmm. -Bit on the nose for a nursery? 339 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,614 -Yeah. 340 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,492 -Slate, Eau-de-Nil, masculine, 341 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,910 but without an agenda? 342 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,871 Hmm, not feeling it. 343 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,706 Kind of Blue, that's nice. [gasps] 344 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,792 Miles Davis. -Miles Davis. 345 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,502 -Gotta be that, right? -It's perfect. 346 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,630 -This is great. 347 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,299 Nesting, focusing on our future. 348 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:27,469 -[gasps] Oh, I also met the new neighbor today. 349 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:28,720 -Oh, God. -Yeah. 350 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:29,971 -What was the asshole doing? 351 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,556 -So I just... [Miles cooing] 352 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,519 -What? 353 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,731 Shit, shit, shit. 354 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,191 -Hello, neighbors. 355 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,152 -Hi. 356 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:47,572 [suspenseful music playing] 357 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,658 -Have a good night. 358 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,410 Enjoy your nesting. 359 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,829 -Yup. He definitely heard us. 360 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,290 -Did you see his cart? 361 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,877 Axe, lighter fluid, quicklime, the hell? 362 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,088 That's a cart full of murder right there. 363 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,756 [suspense builds up, stops] 364 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:12,013 Samira: Good night brush. 365 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:13,932 Good night nobody. 366 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,642 Good night mush. 367 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:19,145 -And good night to the old lady whispering "hush." 368 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,480 -[chuckles softly] 369 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,774 -I never understood who "she" was. 370 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,360 I was always worried she was meant to symbolized death. 371 00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,362 -Rob. 372 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:28,363 Sorry. 373 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,073 [chuckles] 374 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:32,033 both: Good night stars. 375 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,702 Good night air. 376 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,122 Good night noises everywhere. 377 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,832 -We did it. -Yeah. 378 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,169 [sniffles] -Are you tearing up? 379 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,921 -I just hate goodbyes. 380 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,464 -[chuckles] 381 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,844 You know, I think I'm getting used 382 00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,512 to this suburban silence. 383 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,805 -[chuckles softly] 384 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,101 -But you know what I'm not getting used to? 385 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,269 The decorations. 386 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,687 -What? You don't like decorative plates 387 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,855 on every wall? 388 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,732 -It's the pelicans. They're scaring me. 389 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,191 Am I in a house or a swamp? 390 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,402 -Moms and animal knickknacks, it's insane. 391 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,946 You give them one and then you blink, and bam, 392 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:11,239 pelicans everywhere. 393 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,699 -I can't wait for this little guy 394 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,034 to have his own room. 395 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,745 So we can draw him back down and get into it. 396 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,206 Shh. 397 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:24,419 [soft music playing] 398 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,799 -[shushing] 399 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:38,558 [sighs] So... 400 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,354 [whispers] Rob. 401 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,773 [Robert snoring] -[sighs] 402 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,735 [distant dog barking] 403 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,821 [suspense music playing] 404 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,825 [owl hooting] 405 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,870 -What's your deal? 406 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,044 -Well, as you can see, most of my childcare experience 407 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,796 is directly related to early infancy. 408 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,341 I know baby CPR, baby swim, and all baby games. 409 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:13,134 I'm almost too good at peekaboo. 410 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:14,469 -[exhales sharply] Yeah, wow. 411 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,680 Uh, it's just very impressive. 412 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,390 -If you're concerned about my age, my references... 413 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,183 -No, it's not your age. 414 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,311 It's just... 415 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,438 It's hard to accept help. 416 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,815 -I get it, Mr. and Mrs. Fisher. 417 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,775 -It's fine. You can call us Rob and Samira. 418 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:29,984 -Okay. 419 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,403 Rob and Samira, 420 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,821 nobody can be you but you. 421 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,990 But rest assured, I am an excellent mother's helper. 422 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,409 I can help you run errands 423 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,994 and I'll just be an extra set of arms and ears 424 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:42,789 so you can sit down sometimes, relax, 425 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,332 and take a shower if you need. 426 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,709 -You're hired. -When can you start? 427 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,752 -[giggles] Thank you. 428 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,839 Oh, and feel free to reach out to any of my references 429 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,507 for due diligence. 430 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,926 -Michelle Obama? -Michelle Obama? 431 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,095 [bell pealing] 432 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,847 Samira: You need help with it? Oh, wow. 433 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,765 -No, I got it. -A pro. 434 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,017 -Is that who I think it is? 435 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,685 -Oh, no. Uh-uh. -What's happening? 436 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,645 -It's Samira, right? 437 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,816 Sorry. I must sound like a total stalker. I'm Lauren. 438 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,860 My parents live across the street from you, 439 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,111 the Festersons? 440 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,487 Agnes and Bill? And I went to school with Rob. 441 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,823 God, like a million years ago. 442 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:19,159 We are actually dinosaurs, it's disgusting. 443 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,869 But it is so... 444 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:22,954 so nice to meet you? 445 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,247 -So nice to meet you too? 446 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,582 -Oh, no. Oh, no. 447 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,625 Who is this little lady killer? 448 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,127 Samira: That's Miles. [Lauren gasps] 449 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,211 -But we are trying to stop him 450 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,796 from killing so many women. 451 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,548 -[gasps] Oh, you're funny. 452 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:34,716 I love funny. 453 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,551 Is your daughter as funny as you are? 454 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,636 -Well, I appreciate the suggestion 455 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,389 that I resemble Samira in any way, 456 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,224 but actually she's my client. 457 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,727 Rory. We've met. 458 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,396 Ainsley and I are both scouts. -[gasps softly] Oh. 459 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:52,150 -She's the one that beats me on cookie sells every year. 460 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,235 -I beat everyone, not just you. 461 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,570 I'm very driven. 462 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:58,323 -I wish Ains had some of that drive 463 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,034 especially on our application to Hinkley Academy. 464 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,494 -Oh, I'm applying there too. 465 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,245 -We just came from Core Principles 466 00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,747 and they do not hold back. 467 00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,499 I'm so glad we finally got one here. 468 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,209 You should come with me some time. 469 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,087 -Oh, um, I haven't gotten back to working out. 470 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,755 -The dreaded fourth trimester. 471 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,340 Have you at least made it to Drinkley's? 472 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,133 It's a resto-bar. -I don't get out much. 473 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,385 -Ah, you must. 474 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,595 Drinkley's allows kids. Thank God. 475 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,305 Mommy can't cope without her gin. 476 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,349 -Mommy loves her cocktails. 477 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,059 -No, I don't. No, I don't. 478 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,602 [whispers] Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 479 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:28,770 Let's do a bump. 480 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,108 -Oh. 481 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,776 [chuckles sarcastically] -[chuckles] 482 00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:36,444 ♪ Bam, bam, bappity, ♪ ♪ Bam, bam, bam ♪ 483 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,947 And, ah, I got you. 484 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,281 We should double date sometime. 485 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:41,700 You, me, Rob, 486 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,327 my husband Danny, one of Hinkley Hills' finest. 487 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,621 -Officer Daniels is your husband? 488 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,624 -[sighs] Aren't small towns just the best? 489 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,834 We'll text. 490 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,462 -Are they always like that? -[scoffs] Always. 491 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,964 Ready to go? -Yeah. 492 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,507 We got to stop one more place. 493 00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,760 [upbeat music playing] 494 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,558 -Judy, you look lovely as ever. 495 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:07,600 Are those new earrings or you just 496 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,269 look prettier after lunch? 497 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,896 -I don't know how to answer that. [chuckles] 498 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,148 -Well, I need the regimen. 499 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,691 Anyway, can I take a look 500 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,401 at those Hinkley Hills Heralds we were talking about 501 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,862 the other day from March 2005? -[sighs] No, I'm sorry, 502 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,322 they're still not back. 503 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,284 I can tell you, they are officially... 504 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,618 [whispers] overdue. -Overdue? 505 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,078 That sounds like a disrespect 506 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,621 to the whole library system. 507 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,124 Who would have done that? -I've already said too much... 508 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,168 [whispers] Confidentiality code. 509 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,212 Okay. Hardcore like HIPAA. I see you. 510 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,465 I guess I'll just have to come back. 511 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,678 [dramatic music playing] 512 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,604 -Oh, no, I married fedora guy. 513 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,856 -Recovering fedora guy. -Uh-hmm. 514 00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:56,691 -Will you still love me if I relapse? 515 00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:00,070 -I sure won't. Hey, just kidding. 516 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,113 Babe, are you sure you don't want me to take Miles 517 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,407 with me to wine night? It's very baby-friendly. 518 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:05,784 -I've got Miles on the monitor. 519 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,078 I'm a man who can multitask. 520 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,287 -You're so cute. 521 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:10,455 [smooches] 522 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,499 -Oh, my God. 523 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:13,875 You guys need to get a room. 524 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,628 -I'm this close to confiscating his key. 525 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,880 -I'm here to help clear. -[sighs] 526 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:20,882 -Yeah. Okay. Well, you guys have fun, 527 00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,593 but don't get too lit and forget we had a baby. 528 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,470 -[chuckles] 529 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,806 -[inhales sharply] Check this out. 530 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:32,185 I made us a nostalgia playlist. 531 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,604 ♪ ...still a hater ♪ ♪ Elevator to the top ♪ 532 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,523 ♪ Hah, see you later ♪ 533 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:38,525 ♪ I'm gone, penthouse suite, ♪ ♪ Penthouse freaks ♪ 534 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,568 ♪ In-house beach ♪ ♪ French comtesse, ♪ 535 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,153 ♪ 10 thou' piece... ♪ -Dude, 536 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,572 I love being able to just pop over like this. 537 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,074 -I still cannot believe 538 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,202 that you and Megan bought the house next to my parents. 539 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,663 It's quite "Baby Reindeer." -I told you, 540 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,123 it's because Megan fell in love 541 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,417 with the open floor plan and natural light, 542 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,545 and not because I worship the altar of Don Fisher, 543 00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,380 which I absolutely do. 544 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:04,092 Doesn't it feel good to Marie Kondo everything, man? 545 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,428 I'm really leaning into the whole minimalist look. 546 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,763 -Because Megan took everything? 547 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:09,973 -Yeah. 548 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,058 But now, I can moonwalk 549 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:15,895 from any point in my house to another point in my house 550 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,689 without hitting anything, 551 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:21,776 so that's, uh, a silver lining. 552 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,695 -Can you believe this? 553 00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:26,656 It's insane. How did I get here? 554 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:28,658 -Physically or spiritually? 555 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,785 -I'm turning my childhood bedroom 556 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,371 into a nursery for my son. 557 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,622 I have a son. 558 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,874 -I always thought 559 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,251 that I'd beat you to having kids but... 560 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,795 I never fucking beat you at anything. 561 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:43,715 -Hey, you beat me to getting married... 562 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:45,759 Naveen: Hmm. -...and then divorced. 563 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,552 -[laughs wheezily, snorts] 564 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,096 -And having a mustache. 565 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,515 Look at that guy. 566 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:56,770 -Oh, so wispy. -So wispy. 567 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,855 -I feel like my upper lip is pixelated. 568 00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,274 -[laughs] Puberty was not kind. 569 00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:02,984 -You didn't tell me to shave that? 570 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:06,071 -I think you would have needed to shave a strong sneeze 571 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:09,032 and that thing would've gone. -[laughs, sniffles] 572 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:18,583 Alison is not in here. 573 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:22,212 -Are you surprised? 574 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,589 -No, I... 575 00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,926 I just... 576 00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,262 -What? 577 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,224 -Everyone wanted to pretend like she was never even there. 578 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:40,438 -She probably just didn't show up for picture day. 579 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,946 -Okay. Walk with me on this one. -The Hokas are on. 580 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,989 -Gary Wilson, retired doctor, bought 581 00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,741 what is effectively a rotting house 582 00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,743 filled with ghost and secrets. 583 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:55,328 According to insiders, there's a rumor 584 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,539 that Alison Grants' parents killed her 585 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,082 and buried her in the basement. 586 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:00,750 And then when I confronted Gary, 587 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,961 he said that his house had "good bones." 588 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:05,630 Who says that? -Real estate agents, 589 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,924 architectural preservationist. 590 00:25:07,966 --> 00:25:09,843 -Dogs, if they could speak. 591 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,928 -Not the way he said it. 592 00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,055 -How did he say it? -Smirkingly. 593 00:25:14,097 --> 00:25:16,975 Exhibit B. -What was Exhibit A again? 594 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,601 -Oh, it's the thing about the bones. 595 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:22,230 -Exhibit B, Rob and I saw Gary at the hardware store buying 596 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:24,149 what could conceivably be described 597 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,067 as a cart full of murder. 598 00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,446 Axes, lighter fluid, and vinyl gloves, 599 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,406 which is shady as fuck. 600 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:34,075 Exhibit C, I had a paralegal at my firm 601 00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,494 pull the records on the house and apparently, 602 00:25:36,536 --> 00:25:38,038 it was sold to a trust. 603 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:41,291 Yeah, that's right. That means that whoever this guy is, 604 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,418 he's trying to hide his identity. 605 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,545 Gary Wilson might not even be his real name, 606 00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:49,341 which leads me to two equally ineffable conclusions. 607 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:52,093 If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast 608 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:54,763 obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones 609 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:56,348 or... 610 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:59,100 he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago 611 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,770 and had to come back to Hinkley Hills to bask 612 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,730 in the sick glory 613 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,774 of having gotten away with it. 614 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,902 Yes. And he could strike again. 615 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,780 Well, ma'am, thank you, ma'am. 616 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:14,282 I rest my case. Dana: Holy shit. 617 00:26:14,324 --> 00:26:16,576 -Yeah, I don't think that makes sense. 618 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,579 -I agree that Gary is a certified asshole 619 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,831 but, uh, I mean, a murderer? 620 00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,958 It's... -I mean, you know me. 621 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,170 I will fully climb on to that conspiracy train. 622 00:26:27,212 --> 00:26:31,299 I mean, strap myself in, give me some snacks. 623 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:33,343 -Thank you, Dana. -I got you, girl. 624 00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:34,427 -I trust my gut, 625 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:37,472 and my gut is screaming. [scoffs softly] 626 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:40,934 -Now that you mention it, I did see him in the woods 627 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:46,147 at night and it was a bit odd. 628 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:49,025 -If Todd says it's odd... -Say more. 629 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:54,197 -How are there more fedoras? -I completely forgot 630 00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,949 how horrible magazines were 631 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,659 about women's weights back in the day. 632 00:26:57,701 --> 00:26:58,702 Check this out. 633 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,662 "How to get a summer bikini body 634 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,622 in 14 days." 635 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,041 14 days? 636 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,544 No wonder they all went psycho. 637 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,045 Anything fun in there? 638 00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:14,551 -Um, just junk, old CDs. 639 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,970 -Old CDs? Yo. 640 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,555 You think you got some of my old mixes? 641 00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:20,223 I would love to crawl under the soul 642 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:22,684 of early [indistinct] -Naveen. 643 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:23,810 -What's in there? 644 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,186 -Nothing. -You're shrugging. 645 00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:26,855 I know you're being shady when you're shrugging. 646 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,398 -No, dude. 647 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,620 Naveen: It's her phone. 648 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,419 Why the fuck do you still have her phone? 649 00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,089 -I didn't know what else to do with it. 650 00:27:56,676 --> 00:27:58,428 -You gotta get rid of it. 651 00:28:00,263 --> 00:28:02,849 Get rid of it. -Okay. I will. 652 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:06,102 [dramatic music playing] 653 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,152 -Couldn't really tell what he was doing. 654 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:17,739 I had to give him space because I was nude. 655 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:22,410 -In the woods? Go on. -I was moon bathing. 656 00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:24,829 -Oh, I love you, Todd. You're such a fucking freak 657 00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:26,915 and I don't want you to ever change. 658 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,667 -Say more about Gary. 659 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,919 -Uh, he was digging a hole. 660 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,921 -How big? -Hard to say. 661 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:36,925 I mean, not big but not small. 662 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,510 -Person-sized? 663 00:28:38,551 --> 00:28:40,095 -Yeah. Could be. 664 00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:42,472 -[gasps] -Does anyone smell that? 665 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:45,308 -Is that smoke? 666 00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,227 -I don't smell anything. 667 00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,604 Am I having a stroke? 668 00:28:49,646 --> 00:28:51,272 -Other way around. 669 00:28:51,314 --> 00:28:52,440 -Oh, that's a whole ass-- -Fire! 670 00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:56,069 [suspenseful music playing] 671 00:28:56,111 --> 00:28:57,404 -There's fire. 672 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,786 -Yes, we have a fire in the woods, Ashfield Place. 673 00:29:04,828 --> 00:29:08,373 It's over by Ashfield Street near Ashfield Crossing. 674 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,624 When can you get here? 675 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:11,001 dispatcher: I don't know, ma'am. 676 00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,043 -What do you mean you don't know? 677 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,087 Come on, we need urgency, man. 678 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:15,588 Jesus. 679 00:29:15,630 --> 00:29:18,550 Lynn, get some flashlights. -On it. 680 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,510 -Okay. We're gonna have to go in. 681 00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:21,928 -Wait, wait, shouldn't we wait for the fire trucks, 682 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,304 let the professionals handle this? 683 00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:24,931 -We're gonna watch our houses burn down. 684 00:29:24,973 --> 00:29:27,517 -So you're suggesting for us to go towards the danger? 685 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,519 -Yeah, it's the only way and I'm trained 686 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:32,981 in this situation, so follow my lead. Let's go. 687 00:29:33,023 --> 00:29:34,190 -[pants] Here you go. 688 00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:37,902 [panting] 689 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,195 What's she doing? 690 00:29:39,237 --> 00:29:40,321 -I don't know. -Is she okay? 691 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,990 -No, she's drunk. 692 00:29:42,032 --> 00:29:45,243 [suspenseful music playing] 693 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:58,173 Dana: It's further than I thought. 694 00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:01,009 Todd: And what's the plan exactly? 695 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,386 -[panting] Samira: What's wrong? 696 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:07,182 -Uh, yeah. [panting] Damn trick knees. 697 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,266 It just went out. 698 00:30:08,308 --> 00:30:10,101 -Trick knee? Since when? -Yeah. 699 00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:12,312 Go ahead in front of me. 700 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,938 And I'll flank the rear. 701 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:16,733 Go ahead. [panting] Lynn: You'll what the rear? 702 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,985 -She's gonna flank it. Lynn: Oh. 703 00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:21,613 -[pants] 704 00:30:25,033 --> 00:30:28,078 -[grunts] 705 00:30:28,119 --> 00:30:30,330 What the hell? Todd: You okay? 706 00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:31,873 Samira: Yeah, I'm good. 707 00:30:35,752 --> 00:30:36,961 [exhales sharply] 708 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:41,341 Is that Gary? 709 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:42,717 Todd: Mr. Party Pants. 710 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,928 -What are you doing? Gary: I'm simply enjoying 711 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:47,847 a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem 712 00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:50,433 to stay off of, can you? 713 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,605 Samira: A fire like this, 714 00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,400 it's a little reckless. -Hmm. 715 00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:00,777 [clears throat] Much like the mother of a newborn 716 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,696 traipsing around the woods at night. 717 00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:05,156 Lynn: How dare you. 718 00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:06,700 You think you know 719 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:08,785 what it's like to be a new mother? 720 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,328 Agnes: Mr. Wilson, 721 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:14,082 an open flame in this tinder box with a wind forecast 722 00:31:14,124 --> 00:31:15,500 for tonight, are you mad? 723 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,502 This is a clear violation 724 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:20,296 of handbook code 281. -That's right. 725 00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:23,258 Right there on paragraph five. Gary: Oh, yes, 726 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:25,677 which goes on to state in paragraph six 727 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:28,304 that a fire pit is permitted as long as it sits 728 00:31:28,346 --> 00:31:29,764 at least 10 feet away 729 00:31:29,806 --> 00:31:32,642 from a neighboring property line. 730 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,810 -He's right. 731 00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,063 -[clears throat] 732 00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:41,860 Please let me know when you expect 733 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,737 to begin your renovations. 734 00:31:43,778 --> 00:31:46,531 With historical properties like Hinckley House, 735 00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:49,784 you need to submit your plans to the HOA Landmark Committee 736 00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:51,661 for approval. -I'll have everything in order. 737 00:31:51,703 --> 00:31:54,205 Agnes: I'll give a heads up to the local inspector. 738 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:56,374 He's a family friend. 739 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:01,796 Paragraph five. 740 00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:04,758 Bev told me you were a lawyer. -[chortles] 741 00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,974 -Goodnight, neighbors. 742 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,357 I do hope I won't have to make any more calls. 743 00:32:20,398 --> 00:32:23,610 [suspenseful music playing] 744 00:32:29,574 --> 00:32:31,618 -Enjoying my bonfire, my ass. 745 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:33,912 First I'm trespassing, now I'm traipsing. 746 00:32:33,953 --> 00:32:36,456 [sighs] Robert: Hey. How was wine night? 747 00:32:36,498 --> 00:32:38,667 -Great. Uneventful. Where's Miles? 748 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:40,335 -Uh, I just put him down. 749 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:44,631 Why do you smell of smoke? -Oh, uh, Gary built a fire pit. 750 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:46,549 -Gary was hanging out on wine night? 751 00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:48,677 -No, he was in the woods. -What happened? 752 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:50,929 -There was a little quibble. -How little of a quibble? 753 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,473 -You know, words were said, things got a little heated. 754 00:32:53,515 --> 00:32:55,016 -[sighs] Babe. -It's not like 755 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,102 we're gonna be best friends. -No shit. 756 00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,312 -Don't you think we should know what he's up to? 757 00:32:59,354 --> 00:33:00,730 Robert: Well, isn't it obvious? 758 00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,899 I mean, that's why he was buying an axe and lighter fluid 759 00:33:02,941 --> 00:33:04,317 in the hardware store because he was building 760 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,610 a fire pit, 761 00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,696 while also being an asshole. 762 00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:09,823 Being into home improvements and assholery 763 00:33:09,864 --> 00:33:11,366 aren't exactly mutually exclusive, 764 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:13,284 are they? -True. 765 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,620 -Please, can we move on from the whole Gary thing 766 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:19,499 and just try to focus on our family? 767 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:20,834 Speaking of which, 768 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:22,961 I've got something exciting to show you. 769 00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:26,256 -[sighs] 770 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:31,594 Robert: Okay. Shut your eyes. -[chuckling] 771 00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:33,430 I may be giving this too much of a buildup. 772 00:33:33,471 --> 00:33:34,764 Please make sure I don't hit a wall. 773 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:36,683 Careful, careful. Right. 774 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:39,561 Now, it's not exactly a "Queer Eye" reveal 775 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:43,356 but it's something ready for a new generation of Fishers. 776 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:44,816 -Okay. 777 00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:46,860 You've put a dent in the place. 778 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,323 Miles Davis. 779 00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:54,701 -There was no way I was painting this whole room 780 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,619 without getting your approval first. 781 00:33:57,495 --> 00:33:59,247 -It's perfect. 782 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,542 I'm not gonna lie, it kind of matches your eyes. 783 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:05,045 -I also changed all of the locks to keep out Naveen. 784 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,880 -[giggles] 785 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:08,256 [Miles crying] 786 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:09,716 -I'll get it. -No. 787 00:34:09,758 --> 00:34:10,967 You've done enough for the night. 788 00:34:11,009 --> 00:34:12,344 I'll go, uh, take him for a walk. 789 00:34:12,385 --> 00:34:13,803 -You sure? Samira: Yes. 790 00:34:13,845 --> 00:34:17,891 Honey, Miles is gonna be so happy growing up here. 791 00:34:18,683 --> 00:34:20,477 I love you. -I love you. 792 00:34:20,518 --> 00:34:22,312 [smooches] 793 00:34:22,354 --> 00:34:24,230 -[gasps] Good job. 794 00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:28,234 [Miles crying] 795 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:33,156 [babbling] 796 00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:38,370 -We're just gonna say a quick goodnight. 797 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,830 [Miles cooing] 798 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,218 [doorbell rings] 799 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:01,976 -[gasps] 800 00:35:02,018 --> 00:35:03,645 Samira. 801 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,355 What are you doing here? 802 00:35:05,397 --> 00:35:06,815 -I just wanted to say thank you 803 00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:09,359 for being there for me the past few days. 804 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:11,903 -Oh, well, I'm happy to be 805 00:35:11,945 --> 00:35:14,280 and I'm happy you're here. 806 00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:16,199 -For you. 807 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:18,118 In case you ever need it. 808 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,246 -Oh, well, I'm honored 809 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:25,792 and humbled by this symbol of your trust. 810 00:35:25,834 --> 00:35:28,003 -And know that if you ever need someone, 811 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:31,172 I mean, Rob and I are glad to keep a key safe for you too. 812 00:35:31,214 --> 00:35:34,092 -Oh, what a nice thought. 813 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:38,763 Goodnight, Samira. 814 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,391 -Goodnight. 815 00:35:43,101 --> 00:35:46,354 ["Dark Red" by Steve Lacy playing] 816 00:35:54,696 --> 00:35:59,325 ♪ Something bad ♪ ♪ Is about to happen to me ♪ 817 00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:05,540 ♪ I just hope ♪ ♪ She don't wanna leave me ♪ 818 00:36:05,582 --> 00:36:08,168 ♪ Don't you give me up ♪ 819 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:12,339 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 820 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:17,510 ♪ I belong with you ♪ ♪ And only you, baby ♪ 821 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:20,347 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 822 00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:23,099 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 823 00:36:23,141 --> 00:36:26,019 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 824 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:28,355 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 825 00:36:28,396 --> 00:36:32,233 ♪ Something bad ♪ ♪ Is about to happen to me ♪ 826 00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:38,114 ♪ Why I feel this way, ♪ ♪ I don't know, maybe ♪ 827 00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:43,411 ♪ I think of her so much ♪ ♪ It drives me crazy ♪ 828 00:36:44,162 --> 00:36:50,251 ♪ I just don't want her ♪ ♪ To leave me ♪ 829 00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:53,922 Lynn: [sighs] I think you'd like our new neighbor, Marty. 830 00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:56,925 ♪ Please don't give up ♪ ♪ On me ♪ 831 00:36:57,258 --> 00:36:58,259 ♪ I belong... ♪ 832 00:36:58,301 --> 00:36:59,886 -Goodnight, my love. 833 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:02,389 ♪ Only you, baby ♪ 834 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:05,058 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 835 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,894 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 836 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:10,522 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 837 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:13,274 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 838 00:37:13,316 --> 00:37:16,361 [slow rock music playing] 839 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,882 ♪ What if she's fine? ♪ 840 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:40,093 ♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪ 841 00:37:40,135 --> 00:37:41,511 automated voice: The voice mailbox 842 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:43,096 you are trying to reach is full. 843 00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:45,181 Please try your call again later. 844 00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:48,935 ♪ What if she's fine? ♪ 845 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:51,771 ♪ It's my mind that's wrong ♪ 846 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:54,691 ♪ And I just let ♪ ♪ Bad thoughts ♪ 847 00:37:54,733 --> 00:37:57,110 ♪ Linger for far too long ♪ 848 00:37:57,152 --> 00:37:59,946 ♪ Don't you give me up ♪ 849 00:37:59,988 --> 00:38:04,117 ♪ Please don't give up on me ♪ 850 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,953 ♪ I belong with you ♪ 851 00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:09,289 ♪ Only you, baby ♪ 852 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:12,125 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 853 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:14,669 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 854 00:38:14,711 --> 00:38:17,589 ♪ Only you, my girl, ♪ ♪ Only you, babe ♪ 855 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:20,383 ♪ Only you, darling, ♪ ♪ Only you ♪ 856 00:38:20,425 --> 00:38:23,470 [suspenseful music playing] 857 00:38:26,848 --> 00:38:30,060 [tense music playing] 858 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:55,043 [wind blowing] 859 00:39:01,508 --> 00:39:04,010 -Way to put ash in Ashfield. 860 00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:07,222 [suspenseful music playing] 861 00:39:30,412 --> 00:39:31,496 -That motherfu... 862 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,960 [suspenseful music playing]