1 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,051 [suspenseful music playing] 2 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:29,070 [dog barking] 3 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,866 Samira: I can't believe we have a white picket fence. 4 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:34,743 And they're so charming and yet 5 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,703 so micro-aggressive at the same time. 6 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,080 -Uh-hmm. And still somehow my parents' fence ended up 7 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,874 looking like British teeth, 8 00:00:40,915 --> 00:00:43,460 slightly discolored and bizarrely misaligned. 9 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,714 -We went from city loft to lawn so fast. 10 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,215 -We did everything so fast. 11 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:50,425 -Uh-hmm. 12 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,553 -But that's what you do when you find the unicorn, babe. 13 00:00:53,595 --> 00:00:55,096 You lock it the fuck down. 14 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:59,059 I think this place is gonna grow on you, though. 15 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,394 Hinkley Hills is a safe place to grow up. 16 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,230 [Miles cooing] Robert: I want that for Miles. 17 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:05,565 -I want everything for him. 18 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,233 -I know living in my parents' house 19 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,735 wasn't exactly part of the plan 20 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,404 but it could be worse. 21 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,572 They could be here too. 22 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,240 [both shiver] 23 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,242 -You do know how to mow a lawn, 24 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,744 'cause I'm not handling none of that. 25 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:18,787 -I got you. 26 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:21,581 ♪ Boy, you look goo ♪ ♪ When you have that grass ♪ 27 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,125 ♪ And you look fine ♪ ♪ Won't you rag that, rag that ♪ 28 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,419 ♪ Call you big daddy ♪ ♪ When you have that grass up ♪ 29 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,921 ♪ What, what you ♪ ♪ Playing with? ♪ 30 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:29,589 [laughs] 31 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,258 -Oh, God. I don't wanna get back to work. 32 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,135 You and Miles aren't gonna have too much fun without me, okay? 33 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,596 -My maternity leave is gonna be spent watching 34 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:37,931 the window like Bravo 35 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:39,265 and learning the choreography to... 36 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,767 [crows squawking] 37 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:41,935 -What the? 38 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:45,105 [suspenseful music playing] 39 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,107 -I don't like that one bit. 40 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:49,150 [crows squawking] 41 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,487 Samira: Stroll's over. 42 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,785 Are you sure that house is empty? 43 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,161 Robert: Yeah, very. 44 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,707 [suspenseful music playing] 45 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,507 [theme music playing] 46 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,663 ["Lovely Day" by Bill Withers playing] 47 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:45,874 ♪ When I wake up ♪ ♪ In the mornin', love ♪ 48 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,712 ♪ And the sunlight ♪ ♪ Hurts my eyes ♪ 49 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,884 ♪ And something ♪ ♪ Without warning, love ♪ 50 00:02:57,719 --> 00:03:00,055 ♪ Bears heavy on my mind ♪ 51 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,725 ♪ Then I look at you ♪ 52 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,396 ♪ And the world's ♪ ♪ All right with me ♪ 53 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,568 ♪ Just one look at you ♪ 54 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,696 Robert: No, no, no. No. 55 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,865 ♪ And I know it's gonna be ♪ 56 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,533 -Shit, shit, shit. 57 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:22,077 ♪ A lovely day ♪ 58 00:03:22,118 --> 00:03:25,080 -Wait. Wait. [gags] 59 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:27,916 Stop! Stop! 60 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:29,876 Don't leave me with these diapers! 61 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,920 [engine stops] 62 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,881 -[panting] 63 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,926 -Hey there, bad hair. 64 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:39,427 -I forgot. 65 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,054 -Nice to see you. 66 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,306 Back on Ashfield Place? 67 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,936 Bud, you don't-- you don't remember me? 68 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,732 -Sorry. Never been good at remembering faces. 69 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:54,234 -Ah, it's all right. 70 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:56,069 You know, I've always liked this street. 71 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,613 You hear the thing about cul-de-sacs? 72 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,783 -Uh... -There's only one way out! 73 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,286 Have a great day, Robert. 74 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:09,624 -Okay. Bye now. 75 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,668 [engine revs] 76 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,265 -Okay. 77 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,434 Samira: [sighs] The things I'll do for you. 78 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,937 [upbeat music playing] 79 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,273 Samira: Like moving here. 80 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:34,983 [Miles babbles] 81 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,284 Robert: Do you want me to stay? 82 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:46,661 I can call Nina, tell her I need another week. 83 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:49,122 What are we watching? 84 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,665 -How long has that house been empty? 85 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,001 -Twenty years, give or take. 86 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,796 -You don't think that's weird? Robert: Not really. 87 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,840 I'm sure they got a good reason for hanging onto it. 88 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,300 -So there's a they. Who's the they? 89 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,344 -You know, whoever owns it. 90 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,012 -Okay, Shrug Knight. 91 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,472 So you never thought about it? 92 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:07,307 -What--no, not really. 93 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,017 -Whatever. I know you gotta get to work. 94 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,977 -Naveen and I are catching the same train. 95 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:12,479 Trainpooling he's calling it. 96 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,314 But say the word, and I'll stay. -No, no, no. 97 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,982 Gotta rip the Band-Aid off someway, somehow. 98 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,651 It'll be me, myself, and I, and Miles 99 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,820 together alone for the first time. 100 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,491 No friends or family nearby but that's why it's good. 101 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,660 Yeah, 'cause I'm not worried at all. 102 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,537 Robert: You're giving me some very mixed signals here. 103 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,873 -Nah, get on the train. 104 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,501 -I love you so much. -Uh-hmm. I love you too. 105 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,669 Robert: And I love you too, little man. 106 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,170 And you can call me anytime, okay? 107 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:39,172 I'm the guy saved in your phone as White Bulb 108 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,674 with the black thumbs up emoji. 109 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:43,843 -[chuckles] And it'll never change. 110 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,553 Robert: Try to get out the house today. 111 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:48,848 ["Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile playing] 112 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,849 ♪ Girl you working ♪ ♪ With some ass, yeah ♪ 113 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,559 ♪ You're bad, yeah ♪ 114 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:52,686 ♪ Make a nigga ♪ ♪ Spend his cash ♪ 115 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,521 ♪ Yeah, his last, yeah ♪ 116 00:05:54,562 --> 00:05:55,730 ♪ Hoes frown ♪ ♪ When you pass, yeah ♪ 117 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,066 -Stop! Can I help you? -Oh. 118 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,944 I'm sorry? 119 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,407 -Oh, should he be listening to this? 120 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:09,869 -Uh, well, he can't understand the words. [laughs] 121 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,205 -Babies absorb these things. 122 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:13,873 [Miles cooing] Samira: Right. 123 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:16,751 -Oh. Oh. 124 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,254 You must be Rob Fisher's wife. 125 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,422 Oh. 126 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:22,257 I heard you were, 127 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,552 uh, back here to live. 128 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:27,887 Samira: Yeah. -Well, this is fabulous. 129 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:31,391 [laughs] I was wondering when I would get to meet you. 130 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,393 -Uh-hmm. I don't get out much. 131 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,728 -I'm Lynn Gardner. 132 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:37,397 -Uh, I'm Samira and that's Miles. 133 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:40,442 -Aw. He looks just like his mama. 134 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,070 Samira. Such a pretty name. 135 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:45,613 Is it African? 136 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,407 Samira: Yes. -[gasps] 137 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,243 Fascinating. I just live catty-corner. 138 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,245 If you ever need anything. 139 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,913 And you must come to wine night. 140 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:56,916 It's just a bunch of friendly neighbors 141 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,918 gabbing and guzzling on my porch 142 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,754 and they are dying to meet you. 143 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,423 -Oh, I'm breastfeeding unfortunately. 144 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,926 -Oh, pump and dump, my darling. 145 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,429 Welcome to Ashfield Place. 146 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,805 -Uh-hmm. 147 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,849 [dog barking] 148 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,771 [phone ringing] 149 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:18,938 [phone dings] -Hey. 150 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,648 -Hey. 151 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:21,941 Langston: I got a very important question 152 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,151 for my big sis. 153 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,779 Mariah, Whitney, 154 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:29,115 Janet, or Beyoncé. One gotta go. 155 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,658 -I'm not about to fight with you today. 156 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,786 -Well, that's not a fight. Samira: I miss you. 157 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,120 How's my apartment? 158 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,663 -Well, if you're referring to the artist 159 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:39,793 currently known as my new apartment, it's the bomb. 160 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,795 Little girl, your taste is impeccable, okay? 161 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,630 And these views, exquisite. 162 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,632 How's my nephew? -Cute as hell. 163 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,009 Langston: Aw. Yes, he is. 164 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,637 Because we're twins. 165 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,972 -And see, that's why you're going off on FaceTime. 166 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,141 -And how was, uh, Hinkey Mountain? 167 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,852 Samira: Hinkley Hills is Caucasian. 168 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,312 -It's the 'burbs, babes. 169 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,690 -Am I a bad mom for bringing 170 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,983 my melanated son out here? Langston: I don't know. 171 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,527 Are you a bad mother for accepting 172 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,696 a very nice house at a very nice neighborhood 173 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,323 where there's practically no crime, really nice schools? 174 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,700 I mean, make it make sense. 175 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,660 -I just feel so isolated. 176 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,495 I mean, every day is the same thing. 177 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,163 I don't know what I'm doing, 178 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,499 and I don't have anybody to teach me how. 179 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,001 -Well, you know she looking after you. 180 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,043 Samira: That's what Daddy say 181 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,503 but you can't teach somebody 182 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,171 how to swaddle a baby from heaven. 183 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,214 -Amen to that. 184 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:29,009 -How am I gonna get the maternity leave? 185 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,345 I mean, I thrive in collaborative environments. 186 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,557 I need structure and tangible goals. 187 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:39,060 -Bitch, I don't speak resume. I speak housewife. 188 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:41,354 This is what you do, pick up a little day drinking habit, 189 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,690 maybe a little pinot habit or something, something cute. 190 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:46,359 -Yeah, hard to do when you got a tit gremlin. 191 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,736 -Yeah, you could've kept that one. 192 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,696 Well, baby, you just need some friends. 193 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,031 Samira: I have friends. 194 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,699 -I mean, in a 10-mile radius. 195 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,868 None of your neighbors ain't no potential there? 196 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,036 Samira: Uh, no. 197 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,204 It's a who's who of who's not it. 198 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,040 These people are crazy. 199 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,374 Langston: Well, I'm just spitballing, boo. 200 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,543 -I know. I know. And I appreciate you. 201 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,878 -And I love you. 202 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,589 And I'mma come and visit you soon, okay? 203 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,549 And I know you would've chopped Mariah. 204 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,384 -I don't know her. -[Langston laughs] 205 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:12,719 -Love you. Bye. 206 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:13,803 [kisses] 207 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,765 Robert: Naveen. 208 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,604 Look at us. Train buddies. 209 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,731 Commute comrades. 210 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,399 -Megan filed for divorce. 211 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:28,276 -What? -She was waiting for me 212 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:29,736 when I got home yesterday. 213 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,404 Suitcases at the bottom of the stairs, 214 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,573 like out of a bad movie. 215 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,117 -Shit. Naveen: Said she's been unhappy 216 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,577 for a long time and wants to start over 217 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,245 while she still has her youth. [scoffs] 218 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,246 So she can't stand 219 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,414 another day of my moodiness. 220 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,083 I'm not even-- 221 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,959 [sighs] 222 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,961 I'm not even that moody, Rob. 223 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,423 She's fucking her dentist. 224 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,591 -[coughs] 225 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,093 Naveen: Dr. James. 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,636 The only one who takes my insurance. 227 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:57,597 So that's fucking great. I should've known. 228 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,599 She was getting way too much dental work done 229 00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,434 for someone who has perfect teeth. 230 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,103 -She does have great teeth. Naveen: Right? 231 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:04,771 Two cleanings in a week. 232 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,106 She said she needed to get a filling. 233 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:07,982 Oh, fuck. 234 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,111 Remember what you said at my bachelor party? 235 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,947 -No. I was drunk and on three different classes of drugs. 236 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,324 We were in Miami. My jaw was in Texas. 237 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,285 -You grabbed my face and you said, 238 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,162 "Never trust a Megan." 239 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:24,290 Nostradamus, motherfucker. I should've listened. 240 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,001 -I'm sorry, mate. 241 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,628 -Anyway, let's talk about you. Enough about me. 242 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:29,963 How's little man? 243 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,841 -Oh, God. He's the best. Perfect. 244 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,467 I mean, he doesn't sleep 245 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,677 and he shits like a trucker 246 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,346 but wouldn't change it for the world. 247 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,140 -Nice. And Samira? 248 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,017 -[sighs] 249 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,852 She keeps asking questions 250 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,521 about the house across the street. 251 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,649 -Really? -Yeah. 252 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:53,194 [suspenseful music playing] 253 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,529 -What'd you tell her? 254 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,407 -What is there to tell? 255 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,164 [wolf howling] [crickets chirping] 256 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,294 [water splashing] 257 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,505 [suspenseful music playing] 258 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:31,858 [Miles crying] 259 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,987 -You know what, you are absolutely right. 260 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,031 [Miles crying] 261 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:45,413 -I attempted to leave the house today. 262 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,999 -During daylight hours? 263 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,501 -Yes. And I met Lynn. 264 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,378 She's exactly as your mother described. 265 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:54,005 -Nosy, and extremely abstract sense of personal space? 266 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,840 -Yeah, that's it. 267 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:59,511 And, um, she invited me for drinks with the neighbors. 268 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,179 -She did? -Uh-hmm. 269 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,682 -You should go. Little man and I can get some QT. 270 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,183 -I think I might. 271 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,726 I wanna see who all gonna be there. 272 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,525 Twenty years, huh. So you must've known them. 273 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,360 Robert: Who, the Grants? -Aha! 274 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,903 -What? -So you did know them. 275 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,197 -You're doing that thing. -What thing? 276 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,741 -That thing you do when you get a little obsessed. 277 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,411 It's the lawyer in you. You lock in. 278 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,579 Remember your ramen conspiracy? -I know 279 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,415 it wasn't ideal to get banned from the local bodega 280 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,709 but I still stand by my theory that they were running 281 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,211 drugs with the instant noodle cups. It was right there. 282 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,046 -I mean, you were 100% onto something. 283 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,881 I mean, they didn't even have a bodega cat. 284 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,217 What kind of bodega doesn't have a bodega cat? 285 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,428 -Babe, I'm not being obsessed, okay? Just humor me. 286 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,723 Okay, so tell me what you know about the creepy house. 287 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,267 Yeah, please. Robert: Creepy house probably. 288 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,728 They lived across the street from us but... 289 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,730 does anyone ever really know their neighbors? 290 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,565 -Yes, I knew my neighbor's first and last name. 291 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,607 We was all up in each other's business. 292 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,734 -You did? Okay. -Yeah. 293 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,235 -Ooh, by the way, 294 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,237 speaking of being all up in each other's business, 295 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,947 Megan left Naveen. -[gasps] 296 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,574 Robert: So I guess I owe you 10 bucks. 297 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,242 You always call it. -Uh-hmm. 298 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,745 -Also even worse, shagging the dentist. 299 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,079 -What? -Yes. 300 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,748 -Oh, my gosh. -I know. 301 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,458 -Never trust a Megan. 302 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,084 -That's what I said too. -That's right. 303 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,253 -Allegedly. -[sighs] 304 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,797 -Babe, please never leave me. 305 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,758 -Where am I gonna go? 306 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,634 Robert: Oh, yeah. You're trapped now. 307 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,597 -Love you, honey. -Love you too. 308 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,599 -And if I cheat, it won't be the dentist. 309 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,267 -Thanks, babe. That means a lot. 310 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,478 -Somebody we don't know. -Wow. 311 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,984 [♪♪♪] 312 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,988 Lynn: The next time that beast uses my lawn 313 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,990 as its personal porta-potty, 314 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,284 I am gonna get out my glue gun. 315 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,495 [Dana laughs] -Well, break out the crayons 316 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,456 and color me thrilled. It's Samira. 317 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,957 -So close. 318 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,459 -Come, come, come. 319 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,294 Sit, sit, sit. Uh-oh. 320 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,338 This is Rob Fisher's wife. Dana: Oh. 321 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,132 -From across the street. -Dana Richards is the name. 322 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,468 It's very nice to finally make your acquaintance. 323 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,470 -[laughs] Likewise. Samira. 324 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,182 -Samira. Oh. I'm so bad with names. 325 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,142 -We haven't seen you around before. 326 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,977 And we were starting to think that Rob made you up. 327 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,813 -No, no. I'm real. 328 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,649 Just a new reclusive mom with leaking nipples. 329 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,484 [laughter] 330 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,862 -Now, Dana is a retired Marine. 331 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,656 Samira: Oh. -Very distinguished, 332 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,825 lots of medals. -Wow. 333 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,660 -Also, I'm a real Handy Andy. 334 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,662 I have noticed, not to be nosy, 335 00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:33,498 but, uh, you have some spots on your fence 336 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,042 that are pretty effed up and I could fix those for you. 337 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,336 -I'm here for it 'cause the only screwdriver 338 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,005 I'm familiar with contains fuck. 339 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,674 [laughter] Lynn: And here's Todd. 340 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,175 -Hi. 341 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,343 -Hi. 342 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,345 -Todd is a man of few syllables. 343 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,556 -I don't think I've seen you around here before. 344 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,850 Dana: You've been keeping tabs on us 345 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,351 through the window, Jimmy Stewart? 346 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,186 [suspenseful music playing] 347 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,230 -Which one of us is the murderer? 348 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,027 [laughs] Your face. 349 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,029 -[laughs] Dana: I'm sorry. 350 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,239 It's okay. We all know that Suburbia 351 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:07,574 has its spectators for it. 352 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,409 -You have not seen me. 353 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:12,203 My home shares no sight lines with yours 354 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,580 and I keep out ours. 355 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,914 Samira: What do you do? 356 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,708 -This and that. 357 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,251 -[laughs] 358 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,879 Dana: What do you and Rob do? 359 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,048 -I'm a civil litigation attorney. 360 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,257 -Wow. Hello she-E-O. 361 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:25,425 -Oh, I don't know what that is, 362 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,885 but good for you. 363 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,386 -Yeah. Rob is, uh, a book editor. 364 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,888 -Oh. How did you meet him? 365 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,057 -A Kaytranada concert actually. 366 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,060 -Kate Ranada? I'm going to look her up. 367 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,603 -Let me know what you find. 368 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,730 -Rob seems like he's romantic. 369 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,733 -He is. So, how long have you guys lived here? 370 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,069 Dana: Well, for me, just a couple of years. 371 00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,570 I wanted somethin' with nature, 372 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,406 but my wife's idea of outdoorsiness 373 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,075 is like a restaurant with a patio. 374 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,160 So, this was our compromise. [laughs] 375 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,746 And then she got deployed. 376 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,331 -She's in the military too? 377 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,584 -Cannot confirm or deny. 378 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,629 Honestly, despite what two decades 379 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,589 of daytime television tell you, 380 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,924 there are a lot of people that don't care 381 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,092 for middle-aged lesbians. 382 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,426 -Uh-hmm. 383 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:11,346 -But I felt welcomed for the most part. 384 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,265 -I've been here eight months and ten days. 385 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,475 -That's precise. 386 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,936 -She's been here for freakin' ever. 387 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:18,978 Lynn: Not as long as some. 388 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,272 Marty and I moved here 15 years ago. 389 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,441 -Marty. I can't wait to meet him. 390 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,985 -Um, unfortunately, he passed. 391 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,654 -Oh, Lynn, I'm so sorry. I... 392 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,615 -Thank you. Heart attack. 393 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,450 It's been almost half a year, but... 394 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,161 I still feel his presence every day. 395 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,665 Dana: Here. 396 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,835 -Anyway, these wine nights really help. 397 00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,129 It's a bit like family. 398 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,505 -That's right. 399 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:47,465 When you have neighbors, you're never alone 400 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,801 even when you wanna be. [giggles] 401 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,678 How'd you city kids end up here? 402 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,847 -Oh, well, Rob's parents, I'm sure you guys know 403 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,349 they, uh, retired to one of those timeshare 404 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,309 cruise ships last month. -That's a choice. 405 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,978 Not mine, but a choice. 406 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,813 -Well, they had been asking us to come out here. 407 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,356 We didn't wanna leave the city, 408 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,983 but our building got broken into. 409 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,484 -[gasps] Samira: We just felt like 410 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,861 maybe we should-- 411 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,863 we should try it out, at least temporarily. 412 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:13,199 -Well, thank goodness you're safe and sound here with us. 413 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,164 -So, what's the deal with that Victorian house? 414 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,167 Chainsaw massacres, titanic cult, 415 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,502 uh, jilted bride who severed the head 416 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,213 of her lost unfaithful lover. 417 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,175 -It's haunted as shit. 418 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,510 The lights go on and off all the time by themselves. 419 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,511 -I've seen that. 420 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,846 -It could just be faulty wiring. 421 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,890 -A skeptic. I like it. 422 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,017 Dana: Lynn, you're the resident historian, 423 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,560 catch her up. Lynn: Well... 424 00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,062 it was a little before my time. 425 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,689 [sighs] A family lived there. 426 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,857 -The Grants? -Yes. 427 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,234 And they had a daughter who... 428 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,570 -Died. -In the house? 429 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,533 Lynn: There had been whispers of mysterious circumstances 430 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,745 surrounding her passing, maybe even... 431 00:17:58,787 --> 00:17:59,704 -Murder. 432 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,373 Lynn: And then the parents 433 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,041 moved away 434 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,085 and never sold the house. 435 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,380 -So, it just sits there rotting, 436 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,423 pissin' off the HOA. 437 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,052 God, I would give my left tit to go over there 438 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,554 and do a little ghost hunt. 439 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,597 Rory: Hi, everyone. 440 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,224 It's cookie time. Lynn: Oh. 441 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,434 Dana: It's like she just knows when my sugar drops. 442 00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,061 [Rory giggles] -Rory likes to prey 443 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,230 on vulnerable shard sippers. 444 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,439 -Well, this is just much more lucrative 445 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,565 in this neighborhood than in mine. 446 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,733 Dana: The usual 447 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,235 and keep the change, honey. 448 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,404 -Hey, I saw a stroller at your door. 449 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,905 I am a great mother's helper, 450 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,740 if that's something that might interest you. 451 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,283 -How old are you? Rory: Thirteen next month. 452 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,785 I have my CPR certification, 453 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,578 and badges in child development, 454 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,122 early literacy, and swaddling. 455 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,082 -Swaddling? Okay Rory: Uh-hmm. 456 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:46,084 -Sunflower scouts. -My business card. 457 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,961 Feel free to reach out anytime. 458 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,463 -You are notary public? -Uh-hmm. 459 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:54,467 [car engine revving] 460 00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,594 [tires screeching] 461 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,471 [upbeat music playing] 462 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,774 [car door slams] Dana: It's like they heard us. 463 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,610 -After all this time? 464 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,154 -We'd love a plot twist. 465 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:21,828 ["Essence" by Wizkid feat. Tems playing] 466 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,663 ♪ Ohh na-na ♪ 467 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,874 ♪ Omo je ka shi ge-ge woah ♪ 468 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,500 ♪ Ohh na-na ♪ 469 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,169 Robert: You'd really like this book, I promise. 470 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670 It's two guys talking about 471 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:31,838 medieval construction technique. 472 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,173 -You are so boring. 473 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,507 -You're so hot when you cook. 474 00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,842 Robert: Thanks, babe. 475 00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,886 How are the neighbors? -Uh, good. 476 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,220 A bit weird. 477 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,680 -Yeah. Well, this is a cul-de-sac. 478 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:41,848 -What's wrong with cul-de-sacs? 479 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:42,682 -The people are weird. 480 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:43,683 Robert: I didn't know people 481 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,684 are weird in cul-de-sacs. 482 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,353 Wait. Is it culs-de-sac? 483 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,687 Like attorneys general? 484 00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,189 -This is give and get out. 485 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,358 -Yeah. I hear you. 486 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,027 Look, when my family first moved here, 487 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,696 some people didn't know how to feel about us. 488 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,365 But it's a nice area 489 00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,700 and people like to think of themselves as nice. 490 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,871 So, they try to act nice until they're actually nice. 491 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,706 -That's nice. -Uh-hmm. 492 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,208 Don't get me wrong. I was still a sad little kid 493 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,751 until I found my people. 494 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:11,211 -By his people, he means an awkward, 495 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,712 gangly [indistinct] with a funny accent, 496 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,048 who had just been dragged across the pond 497 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,883 for his dad's new job. Naveen: Funny accent? 498 00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,219 What are you talking about? Dude, your accent pulled. 499 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:21,054 -Still pulls, if we're being honest. 500 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,889 -You know, the girls call him Prince Rob. 501 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,391 -[scoffs] I don't think that's true. 502 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,725 Naveen: It's so true. 503 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,227 -Did you know the Victorian's for sale? 504 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,896 ♪ Turn me out of my mind ♪ 505 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,564 -Really? -I'm assuming that's what 506 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,775 the for sale sign means. 507 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,610 -Yeah. That would indicate that. 508 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:38,113 -So, why didn't you tell me somebody was murdered there? 509 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,241 -[scoffs] What are you talking about? 510 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,492 -The Grant girl. 511 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,079 -Yeah, right. Alison wasn't murdered. 512 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,580 That's just small town gossip. 513 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:48,498 -Alison. 514 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,918 So, what happened to Alison? 515 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,588 -[scoffs] I--honestly, like, 516 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,258 it was so long ago that I don't remember 517 00:20:58,299 --> 00:21:00,427 a lot from about that. -But you did know her? 518 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,137 -Uh, yeah, 519 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,597 but in the same way that everybody knows their neighbor. 520 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,307 -Why wouldn't you tell me that? 521 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:08,977 -'Cause I didn't think it was relevant, babe. 522 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,812 It was like 20 years ago. 523 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,439 There's a reason they call Hinkley Hills 524 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,606 the safest town in America. 525 00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:15,442 -Uh-hmm. Okay. 526 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,485 Well, is there anything else 527 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,195 you wanna tell me about this place? 528 00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:21,781 -No. 529 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,868 [suspenseful music playing] 530 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,956 [marching band music playing] 531 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,666 man: Completed in 1902, 532 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,627 Hinkley House was built by Hinkley Hills founder, 533 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,005 H. Horace Hinkley. 534 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:39,799 The mining magnate and philanthropist purchased 535 00:21:39,841 --> 00:21:43,470 25,000 acres of hillside forest in 1898 536 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,306 and developed it into the thriving suburb 537 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,016 that bears his name. 538 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:50,143 Today, Hinkley Hills 539 00:21:50,185 --> 00:21:53,146 is more than just an idyllic bedroom community. 540 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,647 It is a shining example 541 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:56,858 of fellowship and family values. 542 00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:01,029 Hinkley Hills, the safest town in America. 543 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:04,074 -[sighs] 544 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,744 [keyboard clacking] 545 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,710 [computer mouse clicks] 546 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:24,719 -[sighs] [keyboard clacking] 547 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:30,934 -Here we go. 548 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,062 [sighs] 549 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,025 Judy: Oh, hello. How may I help you? 550 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:40,568 -Do you have a periodical section, 551 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:43,196 collections of old newspapers, microfiche maybe? 552 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,532 -I'm doing okay. Thank you for asking. 553 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,701 -Oh. I'm sorry. 554 00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:50,370 I am a new mom and I'm practically feral. 555 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,579 -I understand. 556 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:55,917 Oh, what a cute little mocha munchkin. 557 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,712 Uh, to answer your question, 558 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,755 yes, we have bound copies 559 00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,882 of all the Hinkley Hills Heralds 560 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:05,385 dating back to 1946. 561 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,887 Is there a particular date you're interested in? 562 00:23:07,929 --> 00:23:09,639 -March 15th, 2005. 563 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,560 One moment, please. 564 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,604 [suspenseful music playing] 565 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:29,909 [Judy clears throat] 566 00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,746 I'm afraid that March volume has been checked out. 567 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,914 -Really? -It's due back in a week. 568 00:23:34,956 --> 00:23:36,291 You can come back for it then. 569 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,127 -It's a date, Judy. 570 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:42,297 [eerie music playing] 571 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,723 [suspenseful music playing] 572 00:23:53,391 --> 00:23:54,559 [door slams] 573 00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,274 -Bill. You missed a spot, dear. 574 00:24:03,902 --> 00:24:06,905 [lawn mower engine revving] 575 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,041 Samira: Oh, shit. She brought the dog. 576 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,542 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 577 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,920 It's not even her house. 578 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,880 What is she feeding that dog? 579 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:25,423 [doorbell rings] 580 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,220 -She gon' be mad when she get cussed out, some folks. 581 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,555 [Robert snoring] 582 00:24:32,597 --> 00:24:34,265 Samira: Oh, my goodness. 583 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:40,063 -You are not gonna believe this. 584 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:42,565 [eerie music playing] 585 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:44,234 -Oh, my gosh. 586 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,568 -I know. 587 00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:46,736 -So, are we gonna go in? 588 00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,446 -Do White ladies love salads? 589 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,739 Hell yeah, we're goin' in. 590 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,408 BRB. I'm gonna go get Lynn. 591 00:24:51,449 --> 00:24:53,243 -Rob, honey, if you were awake, 592 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:56,121 I would've asked what you thought, but oh, oh, well. 593 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,288 [door slams] 594 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:03,086 [eerie music playing] 595 00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:04,963 -I just got a chill. 596 00:25:06,131 --> 00:25:07,674 Did anybody else get a chill? 597 00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:14,764 -I'll do it. -I was--I was gonna offer, 598 00:25:14,806 --> 00:25:17,308 but it seems like you already offered. 599 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,437 -Oh, it's stuck. 600 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,521 Oh, well. 601 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:24,983 [bangs on door] [Dana grunts] 602 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,527 Lynn: Oh. 603 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,622 [door closes] 604 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:42,125 [door creaks] 605 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,836 -Okay. Everybody, be cool. 606 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,172 -I cannot be less cool right now. 607 00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:52,469 Lynn: This place looks like a museum. 608 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,137 -Or a mausoleum. 609 00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,638 -Oh. 610 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,307 -That's why the lights were on. 611 00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:59,851 They were stagin' the house. 612 00:25:59,893 --> 00:26:01,811 -Hi, home buyers. How can I help you? 613 00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:04,522 -We are looking for an enormous house 614 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,191 for our niece. 615 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:10,070 -[laughs] Um, we would love a tour. 616 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:12,572 -[sighs] Follow me. 617 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:15,033 The owners have instructed 618 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:18,328 that interior photography is not permitted. 619 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,705 This is the library. 620 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:22,332 Dana: Very tasteful. 621 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,501 We enjoy literacy. Lynn: Uh-hmm. 622 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,336 real estate agent: All of the flooring is original 623 00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,838 to the house, which was built in the Queen Anne's style. 624 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,882 As you can imagine, a little love 625 00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:33,176 and a professional sander... Samira: Uh-hmm. 626 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,178 -...will go a long way. 627 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,013 Feel free to show yourselves around. 628 00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,724 Excuse me. Hello there. Welcome. 629 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,185 Lynn: They discriminate against older female buyers. 630 00:26:42,227 --> 00:26:43,520 This always happens. 631 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,063 Dana: Oh, please. Our niece? 632 00:26:45,105 --> 00:26:46,523 You're a really bad liar. 633 00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:48,692 -Well, I had to get him to take the bait 634 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,360 or he might have thrown us out. 635 00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,195 -Well, it's an open house, so by definition... 636 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,780 -I'm gonna peek around. 637 00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,911 [suspenseful music playing] 638 00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:26,104 [light flickering] 639 00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,941 -This is the ugliest kitchen I've ever seen. 640 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,576 [wood creaks] 641 00:27:39,617 --> 00:27:40,910 [bolt clanking] 642 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:43,121 -Oh, no, no, no. 643 00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:53,256 [camera clicks] 644 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:54,132 -When did you get here? 645 00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,677 Okay. 646 00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:00,764 [camera clicks] 647 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:03,808 [suspenseful music playing] 648 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:24,954 [door creaking] 649 00:28:24,996 --> 00:28:27,374 [eerie music playing] 650 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:38,551 -That's creepy. 651 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:48,853 [light bulb explodes] -[screams, gasps] 652 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,355 Absolutely not. 653 00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:52,857 -Everything okay, ma'am? 654 00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:56,820 -Yes, I'm good. Great house. Beautiful house. 655 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,698 [suspenseful music playing] 656 00:29:04,035 --> 00:29:06,579 [wolf howling] 657 00:29:11,376 --> 00:29:13,670 [eerie music playing] [thunder rumbling] 658 00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:15,046 Dana: Can you believe it? 659 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,548 After 20 years. 660 00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:19,217 -End of an era. -So, any intel 661 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,219 on our new neighbors to be? 662 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:24,389 -It was an all-cash deal. Quick escrow too. 663 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,224 -Oh, they must have really wanted it. 664 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,184 -He. Just he. 665 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,687 -Go on. -Hmm, a doctor. 666 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:33,189 -How'd you find that out? -I have my ways. 667 00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:36,901 He installed a security system which in my expert opinion 668 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,362 is overkill for a private residence. 669 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:42,073 You'd only need a security system that robust 670 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:43,867 if you are in danger 671 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,870 or you have something to hide or both. 672 00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:49,539 Dana: I've never heard you say so many words at once. 673 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:53,209 -Well, I wish him luck with the monster mansion 674 00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,545 and I hope he has a good contractor. 675 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:57,547 -And a good exorcist. 676 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,632 [eerie music playing] [thunder rumbling] 677 00:30:03,261 --> 00:30:05,263 [truck beeping] 678 00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:11,436 -Babe, get up. Robert: Hmm? 679 00:30:13,271 --> 00:30:14,898 [mumbles] -Did you hear that? 680 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:16,107 Robert: What? 681 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:20,779 What? 682 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:23,948 [suspenseful music playing] 683 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:30,622 -What time is it? -2:00 AM. 684 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,917 Something's not right out there. 685 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,503 -Okay. That is so weird. 686 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:41,925 -Is that... 687 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:42,967 -No. 688 00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:48,139 [suspenseful music playing] 689 00:30:51,976 --> 00:30:53,311 -[gasps] 690 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,774 Naveen: Yeah. Samira: Uh-uh. 691 00:30:57,816 --> 00:30:58,942 Those are for the new neighbor. 692 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,777 -But I'm sad and starving. 693 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,445 -Too bad, I'm being nice. 694 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:03,947 Isn't this the kind of place where the neighbors 695 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:06,157 act nice until they are nice? 696 00:31:06,199 --> 00:31:07,992 -Yes, I did say that. -Yes, you did. 697 00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:09,786 -Your mother's up to something. 698 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,788 -What? I just wanna know what his deal is. 699 00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,957 Don't you? -Maybe he doesn't have a deal. 700 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,167 A guy moves into a dilapidated haunted house 701 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,169 at 2:00 AM. Come on. 702 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,671 -Uh-hmm. -He definitely has a deal. 703 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,798 -That is weird, weird. 704 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,133 -When did you pick that up? 705 00:31:23,174 --> 00:31:24,175 -Ninja. 706 00:31:25,343 --> 00:31:28,722 [upbeat music playing] 707 00:31:34,019 --> 00:31:35,478 -[clears throat] 708 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,855 [wood creaking] 709 00:31:47,032 --> 00:31:49,576 [crow squawking] 710 00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:54,873 [suspenseful music playing] 711 00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:07,719 [plate clanking] 712 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:21,149 [slow music playing] 713 00:32:23,818 --> 00:32:24,944 -I got him. 714 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,112 Five minutes on the left boob 715 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,322 and he was out like a light. 716 00:32:27,364 --> 00:32:28,782 -That's great, babe. -Great? 717 00:32:28,823 --> 00:32:30,283 It's a miracle, okay? 718 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:31,785 If he can go to sleep when it's dark outside 719 00:32:31,826 --> 00:32:33,995 in a stationary position, that is a game changer, 720 00:32:34,037 --> 00:32:35,538 a life-affirming moment. 721 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:38,792 What are you looking at? 722 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:41,002 Robert: Your brownies are still there. 723 00:32:42,545 --> 00:32:44,130 -Wait, really? 724 00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:46,299 Why won't he eat the goddamn brownies? 725 00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,968 -Uh, maybe he doesn't fuck with gluten. 726 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:50,512 -Then throw 'em out and give us the plate back. 727 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,639 That's a good plate. -It doesn't make sense. 728 00:32:52,681 --> 00:32:55,850 Everyone likes brownies. They're the Beyoncé of dessert. 729 00:32:55,892 --> 00:32:57,310 -And if they don't... 730 00:32:57,352 --> 00:32:58,853 both: ...they're just being contrary. 731 00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:00,980 -Jinx? Maybe he just didn't see you put 'em there. 732 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:02,982 -The camera was on, on. 733 00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,859 -Hmm. Sorry. 734 00:33:04,901 --> 00:33:06,486 I just love it when you get all lawyer-y. 735 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:08,154 -Order in the court. Robert: Oh, counsel, 736 00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:10,490 please approach the bench. -I object. 737 00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,200 -Is there anything else you've noticed? 738 00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:14,160 -Hmm. -Curtains opening and closing. 739 00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:15,078 Could he be watching us? 740 00:33:15,537 --> 00:33:16,996 -Definitely could be. 741 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,039 Robert: I think we will, uh... 742 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:22,877 [Miles crying] 743 00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:24,004 -He always knows. 744 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,172 -No, I got too cocky. 745 00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:28,675 I flew too close to the sun and now he's punishing me 746 00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:30,844 like a tiny vengeful God. 747 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,887 -It's all right. I'm gonna go drive him around. 748 00:33:32,929 --> 00:33:37,017 Samira: Okay. [Miles crying] 749 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,727 Robert: I'm coming. I'm coming. 750 00:33:42,230 --> 00:33:43,732 Samira: Thank you. 751 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:47,193 -I'll be back in a sec. 752 00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:48,862 -Love you. Robert: Love you. 753 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,363 Get some rest, baby. 754 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,740 Come on. 755 00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,452 [Samira sighs] 756 00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:02,542 Fuck it. 757 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:06,546 [upbeat music playing] 758 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,882 -I'm reclaiming my plate. 759 00:34:08,923 --> 00:34:12,385 Who does he think he is? Not eating my brownies? 760 00:34:12,427 --> 00:34:14,929 I love my brownies. I eat them my damn self. 761 00:34:18,475 --> 00:34:19,934 Uh-hmm. 762 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:30,737 [suspenseful music playing] 763 00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:33,073 [thunder rumbling] 764 00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:35,116 [crows squawking] 765 00:34:42,624 --> 00:34:44,459 -He can keep the damn plate. 766 00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:55,011 [door banging] 767 00:34:58,807 --> 00:35:00,975 -[sighs] Shit! 768 00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:07,148 [soft music playing] [crickets chirping] 769 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:30,463 [police car beeps] [chatter on radio] 770 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:32,132 -Hey, is everything all right? 771 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,134 -Hands where I could see 'em. 772 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,301 -What's happenin'? 773 00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,469 -We got a call about a trespasser 774 00:35:36,511 --> 00:35:37,804 at the old Grant house. 775 00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:39,347 -And guess who matches the description. 776 00:35:40,682 --> 00:35:41,808 Robert: Hey. 777 00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:43,309 What the hell is going on? 778 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:45,478 -New owner said they saw a Black person 779 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,688 skulking around the property. 780 00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:49,149 -This is a big misunderstanding. 781 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:51,151 -Is it? Because apparently it happened twice. 782 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,485 -I was just dropping off brownies. 783 00:35:52,527 --> 00:35:54,195 -Hey. This is my wife 784 00:35:54,237 --> 00:35:57,490 and our house where, where we lived with our son. 785 00:35:57,532 --> 00:35:58,533 -Fuck off! 786 00:35:59,909 --> 00:36:01,536 Robert Fisher? 787 00:36:02,537 --> 00:36:05,373 Danny Daniels from high school. 788 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:07,334 I heard you moved back. 789 00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:08,710 [Miles crying] [Danny laughs] 790 00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:10,170 -It's okay. Baby, it's okay. 791 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,880 Mommy is right here. -Sorry, man. 792 00:36:11,921 --> 00:36:13,381 You know we gotta take the call. 793 00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:15,675 This is nuts. 794 00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:18,011 [sighs] Consider this dropped, my good man. 795 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,179 -Okay. 796 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,390 -Aw. Yeah, don't worry about it. 797 00:36:22,432 --> 00:36:24,059 They all kinda look like that at that age. 798 00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:28,396 Robert Fisher, [laughs] 799 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,106 as I live and breathe. 800 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:32,525 You folks have a great evening. 801 00:36:32,567 --> 00:36:33,735 -Thank you. 802 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,865 -Did you just thank the cops? 803 00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,533 -Oh, shit. 804 00:36:40,575 --> 00:36:41,868 [car engine revving] 805 00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:43,745 -The fuck is wrong with me? 806 00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:45,288 I'm sorry, babe. I-- 807 00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:50,377 We can't live across the street from someone like that. 808 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,586 I mean, what would have happened 809 00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:52,587 if I hadn't gotten there when I did? 810 00:36:52,629 --> 00:36:54,756 [doorbell rings] 811 00:36:59,969 --> 00:37:01,721 -What's up, man? This is some bullshit. 812 00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,390 That freak narc will rue the day 813 00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,558 he stepped foot in Hinkley Hills. 814 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,936 Huh. Yeah, just used rue the day in a sentence. 815 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,562 [doorbell rings] Naveen: You're welcome. 816 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,106 [door opens and creaks] 817 00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:12,899 Robert: Hey. Dana: Hey. 818 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,567 Todd told me what happened. 819 00:37:14,609 --> 00:37:16,569 -I heard it on the police scanner. 820 00:37:16,611 --> 00:37:19,572 Dana: The hell. What do you need, babe? 821 00:37:19,614 --> 00:37:21,408 You need some wine? 822 00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,742 How about some ice cream? 823 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:24,411 You want a hitman? I know people. 824 00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:26,246 -I'm people. Say the word. Samira: Okay. 825 00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:27,747 We can hold on the latter, 826 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:29,916 but I could use some wine. 827 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,584 -Yeah, it's the cure-all for all. 828 00:37:31,626 --> 00:37:33,253 -Even racial profiling? 829 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,588 Todd: We share your rage. 830 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:37,632 He will not last long here. 831 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:39,092 Naveen: Spoken like a true hater. 832 00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:40,593 I love this energy, my dude. [doorbell rings] 833 00:37:40,635 --> 00:37:42,262 Dana: Oop, there's the sommelier now. 834 00:37:42,303 --> 00:37:43,763 Lynn: Oh, Rob, 835 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,766 this is lunacy of outrageous proportions 836 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:48,810 and we won't stand for it. 837 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:50,603 Should I get some glasses? 838 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:52,272 -Yes, please make yourself at home. 839 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,648 [Lynn exhales] Dana: Come here. 840 00:37:53,690 --> 00:37:55,108 Lynn: Okay. Yeah. Shove over. 841 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:57,444 I think we should all sleep here tonight 842 00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:59,654 safety in numbers, hunkered down. 843 00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:01,114 Someone should always be on watch, right? 844 00:38:01,156 --> 00:38:02,449 Like in the Marines? 845 00:38:02,490 --> 00:38:03,950 -Yes. I will-- I will be out front... 846 00:38:03,992 --> 00:38:05,285 Lynn: Good. Okay, good. -...the entire time. 847 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:07,454 Dana: And a lot of coffee so I will-- 848 00:38:07,495 --> 00:38:09,664 I'll stay up all night. And sleep out there like a... 849 00:38:09,706 --> 00:38:11,291 -Todd, um, we gotta, like, 850 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,502 stick together right now and form an alliance... 851 00:38:14,544 --> 00:38:15,795 -Uh-uh. -...right? 852 00:38:15,837 --> 00:38:17,464 -I'm a lone wolf. Lynn: As a united front. 853 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:19,132 -I got some big ass flashlights. 854 00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:20,842 I'm gonna bring over about 10 of them. 855 00:38:20,884 --> 00:38:22,635 -Do you have stuff that you brought home from the Marines? 856 00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,304 Dana: I had a lot of stuff in the garage. 857 00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:26,681 I just have to remember the password for that case. 858 00:38:26,723 --> 00:38:27,640 Lynn: Oh, wow. 859 00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:30,685 [dramatic music playing] 860 00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:39,694 [wolf howling] [crickets chirping] 861 00:38:42,697 --> 00:38:44,199 Samira: Are those fireflies? 862 00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:46,868 Robert: Yeah. 863 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,330 -I always wanted to see fireflies growing up 864 00:38:50,372 --> 00:38:52,499 but you can't see 'em in the city. 865 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:54,918 It's like spotting a fairy in the wild. 866 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,382 It's not fair. 867 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,885 I was just starting to feel at home here. 868 00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:09,057 There's space and the community. 869 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:14,020 I damn sure don't wanna drag no stroll 870 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:15,730 up four flights of stairs. 871 00:39:17,232 --> 00:39:18,274 [sighs] 872 00:39:24,906 --> 00:39:26,408 I think we should stay. 873 00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:30,578 I want Miles to have fireflies 874 00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,372 and our family is not gonna be run out 875 00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:35,583 by some racist, brownie-hating prick. 876 00:39:39,629 --> 00:39:41,381 -We're doing this. 877 00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:43,091 -Hell yeah, we doing this. 878 00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,396 Robert: Comin' in? 879 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:57,605 -In a minute. 880 00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:02,110 I wanna smell the sweet suburban air. 881 00:40:15,498 --> 00:40:18,960 [eerie music playing] 882 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,185 -Oh, shit. 883 00:40:39,647 --> 00:40:42,650 [suspenseful music playing]