1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:11,080 ♪ Sunshine on my window ♪ 2 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,760 ♪ Makes me happy ♪ 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,200 ♪ Like I should be ♪ 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,840 ♪ Outside All around me... ♪ 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:23,240 Christ on a two-headed dog. Is that the time? 6 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,360 Dodger? 7 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,640 Dodger! 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:31,280 ♪ Don't tell me You can't see ♪ 9 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:35,960 ♪ What it means to me Me, me, me ♪ 10 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,200 Where the bloody hell's Dodger? 11 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,280 Dunno. He didn't come home last night. 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,920 Fancy skirt. 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,520 If I had a quid for every time 14 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,240 that girl snags up the vital business of crime... 15 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:49,240 You reach me them boots and get me a crumpet before I start... 16 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,960 spewing violent implications. 17 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,040 No. 18 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,240 What do you mean, no? 19 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:57,720 I don't pay you to say no. 20 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,360 You don't pay me at all. 21 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,480 Me and Flashy haven't had a coin in a month. 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,080 Aputi. 23 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:07,240 You slice the liver from me bone. I am building an empire. 24 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,320 There's always a clogged shigs pipe at the start! 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,480 Sorry, Fagin, but Flashy and I can't live on promises. 26 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,440 No pay, no work. 27 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:18,880 We formed a union. 28 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:21,720 Tofa, Fagin. 29 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,640 Dodger! 30 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,280 Come on, Mr Buck. 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,200 Come on. What happened, Hetty? 32 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,720 After surgery, he started losing consciousness. 33 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,440 Now, his pulse is thready. 34 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,840 He must be bleeding. Tim, help me turn him. 35 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,440 Ready? One, two, three. 36 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,720 No, the surgical wound looks clear. 37 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,680 - Must be bleeding internally. - Can we reopen? 38 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:49,520 No, it's too late. 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,520 Uh... 40 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:54,000 Syringe. 41 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,160 - Now. - Stay with us, Mr Buck. 42 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,360 Stay with us. 43 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,400 He's stopped breathing. 44 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,720 Come on! 45 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,120 Come on! 46 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,280 Mr Buck? 47 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,080 Come on. 48 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,160 Come on. 49 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,520 Come on, come on. 50 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,200 Jack, he's gone. 51 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,200 You all right? 52 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,240 No. 53 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,640 No, I'm sorry. 54 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,480 It's this damned internal bleeding. 55 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,440 See, we fix these things and then... 56 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,040 they bleed out... 57 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,520 ...internally, where I can't see them, where I can't get to them in time and I... 58 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,320 I'm terrified, Tim. 59 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,560 What if the ligation around Belle's aorta fails? 60 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,480 Come on. 61 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:54,560 There's something I've been working on. 62 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,240 Phineas? 63 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:25,440 What? 64 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:28,680 This is the third morning you've woken me with your constant pacing! 65 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,080 Sorry. 66 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:31,800 - Can't sleep. - Neither can I. 67 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,080 All your thumping about gives me nightmares of ghosts 68 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:35,320 breaking out of coffins. 69 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,320 - Fanny, what are you eating before bed? - Doesn't matter, just stop. 70 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,880 I can't stand not being in the hospital. 71 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,840 - I'm wasting my time. - Well, waste it more quietly. 72 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,160 Forgive me. 73 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,680 Fanny, are you all right? 74 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,080 No. 75 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,640 Because I killed him. 76 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,960 Tell the French consul to attend at 10:00, 77 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,240 the Colonial architect at 11:00. 78 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,800 My husband wants the trade reports by 4:00, 79 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,960 and for the love of goodness, I thought he told the Belgians to desist. 80 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,760 Reiterate it less politely. 81 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,160 Yes, milady. 82 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:32,320 Mmm. There you are. You're very busy before the house wakes. 83 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,360 Always fluttering about with government papers. 84 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,320 I don't flutter, I govern. 85 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,400 And yet, 86 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,840 you are not the Governor of Port Victory, are you? 87 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:44,360 My brother is. 88 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,920 Our marriage is not your concern. 89 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,120 Oh, but it is. 90 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,120 You see, no matter what you think of me, 91 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,040 I'm still an influential man in Westminster. 92 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,160 Oh. 93 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,840 Did being dismissed from your last three posts achieve that? 94 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,800 The fortunes of great men ebb and flow. 95 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,120 How would you know? 96 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,840 You should be kinder to me, Janey, 97 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,360 because I could tell the Secretary of State 98 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,000 that a woman is running Port Victory. 99 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,920 Or trying to. 100 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,360 I suppose you're angling for Edmund's position. 101 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,080 Broke again? 102 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,640 Oh, I'm not here for money. 103 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,000 I want to get to know the girls. 104 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Particularly Belle. 105 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,720 And I want to spend more time with you. 106 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,160 It's called a galvanocautery. 107 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,880 Beats using a red-hot poker to stop the bleeding. 108 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,760 That is magnificent, Tim. 109 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,720 I could cauterise even the smallest veins with this. 110 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,680 Could have saved Mr Buck, maybe. 111 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:53,160 Could have done a better job with Belle's surgery. 112 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,400 You did a good job. She's fine. 113 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,160 Yeah, for now. 114 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:01,960 Look. 115 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,240 Belle's strong, and you stitched her up good, Jack. 116 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,600 Hmm? 117 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,320 Thank you. 118 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,920 Come on then, show me how this works. 119 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:27,160 Oh! Tremendous! Kippers. They always lighten the spirits. 120 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,520 Allow me to lighten them further. 121 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,640 Janey here has just invited me to stay for the year. 122 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,720 - I absolutely-- - Oh, woof! 123 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,480 Woof woof! 124 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,440 Oh! Thank you, darling. 125 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,280 What a shame Phineas isn't here to share in the moment. 126 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,000 Er, can we not talk of Phineas? 127 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:51,280 Yes, poor show of him to disappear in such a hurry. 128 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,960 Yes, selfish, really, 129 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,640 but I seek to be the opposite. 130 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,480 So I thought I might assist you 131 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:00,160 with some of the more complex matters of state, Edmundian. 132 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:01,520 - Tremendous idea. - Hmm. 133 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,920 It saves Janey from all the paperwork. 134 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:07,520 I mean, she's tireless, beavering away at the little details 135 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,720 while I set the grand strategy. 136 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Little details? 137 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,720 Well, in a manner of speaking. 138 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,240 You'll get them all fishy, darling. 139 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,760 Well, I'm sure you don't need my assistance with the little details 140 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,240 if Dickie's helping you. 141 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,600 I'll be in my garden. 142 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,680 Steady on. 143 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:29,480 What about... 144 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,760 ...whatever's happening today? 145 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:34,760 The sewers by Devil's Elbow don't work 146 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:38,720 because your grand strategy approved the wrong plans last year. 147 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,040 And you've an audience with the French Consul, 148 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:43,040 who want you to shift to the metric system. 149 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,920 - Oh, God, I can't stand the French. - No. 150 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,640 Good. Then you'll enjoy the opening of the French Cultural Exchange 151 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,320 with the Port Victory Metrological Society, 152 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,880 where the much-vaunted metre of platinum is on display. 153 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,280 His Excellency, the French Consul. 154 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,840 Just in time. Have a lovely day. 155 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,440 Mesdames, Messieurs. 156 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,440 It is a product of rationalism, 157 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,160 enlightenment. 158 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,080 The greatest advances of revolutionary France. 159 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,600 Once you stopped killing chaps. 160 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:20,280 A precious bar of platinum, 161 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,600 precisely calculated 162 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:27,560 to one-ten millionth of the distance between the equator and the North Pole. 163 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,080 Le mètre. 164 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,240 No, but the Imperial system's solid, sensible. 165 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,320 British. 166 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,560 Based on... 167 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,240 Oh. 168 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:39,240 ...something to do with ploughing. 169 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,760 Roods, isn't it? 170 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,600 It is based off the... 171 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,840 little stick... 172 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,200 which burned in the fire. 173 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,400 And now, you have a new little stick. 174 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,600 But you could have platinum, 175 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:52,760 the hardest metal in the world. 176 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:56,160 No, it's not something to bother Whitehall with. 177 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,840 The French government can't produce anything more than lechery and chaos. 178 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:03,800 Although your fizzy grape juice is quite good. 179 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,600 Granted. 180 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,440 It's close. 181 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,600 We need a stable, heated electrode. 182 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,440 I'm not sure what metal works best yet. 183 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,800 Copper's not holding the current. 184 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,960 But when we find a metal that does-- 185 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,160 We'll stop internal bleeding before it even starts. 186 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,920 Come on, let's go again. 187 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,960 Have you tried any other metals? 188 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,720 Iron. Brass. 189 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:41,280 But maybe a heavier metal will hold the current. 190 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,800 No scratching. 191 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,640 You hear me? 192 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,360 Hello. I'm Lady Belle. 193 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,240 No. 194 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,160 I can assure you I am. 195 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,560 Yeah, you're not wanted. 196 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,920 No, I'm medically trained. I could-- 197 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,800 Hands up, anyone, if this one's father had hung someone you know. 198 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,000 Now, piss off, Princess. 199 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,800 You're doing more harm than good. 200 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,400 Flashy! How you been? You well? 201 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,160 - Sorry, Fagin, can't talk. - Yes, I know, the union. 202 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,880 Listen. I've got cash coming in today and I can pay your wages. 203 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,360 And there's toffs down the Bagpipes just waiting to be plucked. 204 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,520 You mean those toffs? 205 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,240 Wait there. 206 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,320 Gentlemen, gentlemen, where are you going? 207 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,680 You ain't even seen me glorious maps yet. 208 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,160 Lady Fanny said you were serious, 209 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:28,240 but we're told there's no Fagin & Son land office 210 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,840 and no bloody land! 211 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,440 Who told you that? 212 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,040 The woman in the pub. 213 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:35,520 Rotty! 214 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,880 You moth-eaten coat of a woman! 215 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,800 Rotty! 216 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:47,000 My bloody investors. 217 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,920 My bloody pub! 218 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,480 This ain't your office, Fagin. 219 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,880 I pay for the rent, booze, 220 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,280 and the girls you're using to woo them toffs. 221 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,640 I'll grow another head before you've paid the tab. 222 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,720 I'll... 223 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,800 - I'll pay you. - All right. 224 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,560 Forty-seven pound. 225 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah... soon. 226 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,520 If you ain't got the cash, I need a share. Now. 227 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,320 You cut me into that land scam, or scuttle off. 228 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,560 Has nobody got any vision? 229 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,560 - All right, five percent. - Fifty. 230 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,120 Oh, don't make me cackle! 231 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,080 All right, we'll compromise. 232 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Forty-nine. 233 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:26,480 Rotty! 234 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,680 Rotty! 235 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,800 Another bloody alibi. 236 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,600 It was never going to be the butcher. 237 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,400 The wound pattern's wrong. 238 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:40,200 I seem to have questioned everybody, we're no closer to a firm case on Dawkins. 239 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,520 Sneed and Nurse Baggett are accounted for, the Professor has delirium-- 240 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,920 What about Lady Belle, sir? 241 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,040 What about her? 242 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,960 She's surgically trained. Hangs about with criminals. 243 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,560 No. 244 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,320 - Don't get carried away by your feelings-- - My what, Sergeant? 245 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,880 Your faith in people, sir. 246 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,960 I believe innate goodness rests in people until proven otherwise. 247 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,040 Especially her. 248 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,240 I think we've all got snakes in our souls... even her. 249 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,720 Inspector Boxer. 250 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,800 Another woman's body, same wounds. 251 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,480 And same blue stitching. 252 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,080 - Where? - Sir. 253 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,600 - Twenty-six percent. - Thirty percent. 254 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,720 - Twenty-eight percent. - Twenty-nine percent! 255 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,760 You'd make a stuffed bird laugh! 256 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,320 Well, you best get your crumpets and vinegar elsewhere. 257 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,440 I'm here to see Mr Fagin. 258 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,520 That's not a brandy glass. 259 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,040 That's not brandy. 260 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,600 Good God! 261 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,520 - It's piratically vile! - Oh. 262 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,960 I'll, uh... tell Rotty. She'll appreciate that. 263 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,320 How can I help? 264 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,520 Well, I didn't know who else to talk to... 265 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,720 about being a... 266 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,640 m-u-r-d-e-r-e-r. 267 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,960 Oh, a murderer? 268 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,440 - Don't worry about that. - Don't worry? 269 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,040 Each moment, I expect to be arrested, hanged or haunted. 270 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,320 - I'm a walking outcast from society. - Yeah, all that's true. 271 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,760 Well, that's hardly comforting. 272 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,600 No, but it is, you see, because... 273 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,680 you've got a new society now. 274 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,680 We accept all sorts around here. Cutpurses, swindlers, murderers. 275 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,160 Even toffs, if they're good sorts, which you are. 276 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,480 What? 277 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,360 Aside from being decent company for a toff, 278 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,360 you are a criminal of a natural talent I ain't seen since Dodger was a lad. 279 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:50,440 Really? 280 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,280 Lot of respect for you down here at the Cat and Bag. 281 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,120 They're not... 282 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,240 going to find his body, are they? 283 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,840 Don't fret your eyelids. 284 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,800 No one finds a thing once Norbert Fagin has disappeared it. 285 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,520 Oh, Mr Fagin! 286 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320 Thank you! 287 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,000 It's just what I do. 288 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,120 Would it be helpful for you to know about a metre-long bar of platinum? 289 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:34,360 Very helpful indeed, milady. 290 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,880 - Sorry. - Milady, can I walk with you? 291 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,800 I can't very well stop you. 292 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,400 Milady, we found another woman's body in these slums. 293 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,840 My God. 294 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,120 So, I really must insist you stay out of Devil's Elbow. 295 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,920 Inspector, I'm the Governor's daughter. Nobody insists with me. 296 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:05,080 - Forgive me for saying, but-- - You don't need to apologise so much. 297 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,240 I promise I'm hard to offend. 298 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,360 Civility is simply my way. 299 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,040 Hiding your grief? 300 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,040 Your deductive mind is remarkable. 301 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,600 - For a woman? - I didn't say that. 302 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,680 Hmm. 303 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,440 If my Sergeant had half your skill, I'd be much closer to finding my culprit. 304 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:22,520 Hmm. 305 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:26,000 Well then, who do you suspect? 306 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,360 If you're allowed to say. 307 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,880 The killer is surgically trained, but perhaps not a doctor. 308 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,000 Cunning. 309 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,320 Able to mask their tracks with the crowds churning the muddy roads. 310 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,560 And obsessive. 311 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,280 Aren't we all? 312 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,560 Forgive my boldness... 313 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,560 but may I call on you again? 314 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,360 People with minds like ours are lonely, I think. 315 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,440 I am. 316 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,000 But around you, I feel in company. 317 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,600 Please forget I mentioned anything. 318 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,600 My life is complex. 319 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:09,840 As is mine. 320 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,840 But if you ever wish to share in our complexities, please know... 321 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,080 how very much I admire you. 322 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,120 I can't stop my patients from bleeding out internally. 323 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,800 Well, start by not hacking them open. 324 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,440 Here. 325 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,280 I've got a bone to pick with you. 326 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,040 You're me convict servant, 327 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,520 and you ain't brought me breakfast in three days. 328 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,280 I'm so sorry, Fagin. 329 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,080 See, I've been a little bit busy trying to save lives. 330 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,120 Can you give us a shilling for some food? I'm starving. 331 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,200 When your hobby pays, I'll respect it. 332 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,080 Till then, we've got real work to do. 333 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,960 Our family business has got no shigs, no staff... 334 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,120 no investors. 335 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,880 That's not much of a business then, is it? 336 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,480 Oh, stop being so pernickety. 337 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,680 Look, I don't want you getting any long-term ideas 338 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:41,000 about this Fagin & Son thing. 339 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,640 I'm only doing this to get free, 340 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,840 and to get enough shigs to set me and Belle up. 341 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,320 Well, I'm in it to help you. 342 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,920 Also, I like robbing people together, so forgive me if that's a sin. 343 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,320 Well, that is. 344 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,920 Can we talk about this later? I... I haven't slept in two days. 345 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,840 I am tired, I need a rest, I need a wash, and I need some food. 346 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:04,080 You won't want to get your meat hooks on a metre of platinum, then? 347 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,160 A metre of what? 348 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,360 Platinum. 349 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,640 Worth more than gold. Heaviest metal in the world. 350 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,360 That's exactly what Tim and I need. 351 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,280 Yeah, well, Tim can have a share if he helps. 352 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,880 - Where's this platinum? - Very nearly in our hands. 353 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,200 It's at the French Consul's knees-up 354 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,720 for the measurement toffs at the Blue Dragon. 355 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,920 Normally, nicking it from there 356 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,400 would be as tricky as trying to peel a parrot with a spoon, 357 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:31,440 but I've got a new recruit and one with a key to every lock in town. 358 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,680 Lady Fanny. 359 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,040 No. 360 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,160 No, no, no, I'm not having you rope in Lady Belle's little sister 361 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,280 in your life of crime. 362 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,440 It's too late. 363 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,440 It's her idea and she's keen as a bucket of mustard. 364 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,520 Yes. 365 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,160 So are we bagging a glittery bar of plum metal or not? 366 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,640 - What's your plan? - Bread. 367 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,560 - Bread? - Bread. 368 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,560 - Over here! - Excuse me. 369 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280 Hello? 370 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,120 - Why are you following me? - Please... 371 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,440 I don't mean you any harm. I just... 372 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,360 I saw you in pain and want to help. 373 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,080 Orla. Steady on. 374 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,680 Sorry, Your Majesty. 375 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,040 Is the pain in your back? 376 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,680 Stomach? 377 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,400 - Spine? - Old man at the hospital says, 378 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,360 I got women's issues, but... the pain's worse. 379 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,040 May I examine you? 380 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:53,040 She won't hurt ya. 381 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,160 Expansive mass in the upper gastro. 382 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,040 Blood's rushing wrong. 383 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,560 What is it? Is it serious? 384 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,280 Yes, it's critical. 385 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,680 You have an aortic aneurysm. 386 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,120 Different words, Princess. 387 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:39,800 The blood is stuck here, and it's pushing out your aorta, right? 388 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,760 Soon it'll burst. 389 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,040 - You need surgery. - No, I'm not being cut. 390 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,920 - It's the only way to fix it. - And how do you know it's going to work? 391 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,880 Because they did it to me, right? 392 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,000 And I invented the surgery that saved me. 393 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:54,560 Alinta? 394 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,760 It's okay, my girl. 395 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,840 I know you're scared, and I understand. 396 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,760 But I really don't think you have much choice. 397 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,640 Be brave. 398 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,800 It hurts when you pass water? 399 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,840 - How'd you know? - Wild guess, 400 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,200 - based on every other sailor here. - Nurse Baggett. 401 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,440 What are you doing here, milady? It's forbidden. 402 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,840 I need Jack, and it's urgent. 403 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,280 But you won't pay the price for consorting if we're discovered. I will. Jack will. 404 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,600 - Milady-- - Please. 405 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,960 She has an aortic aneurysm. 406 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,760 You know Sneed will turn her away. 407 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,840 Yes. 408 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,920 Thank you. 409 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:39,120 Right, every man with a problematic nether region, that way to Dr Sneed. 410 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,720 Okay, that's me. Come along, men. 411 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,720 Find Dr Dawkins immediately. 412 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,960 What's all this? 413 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:52,840 I am not having these pestilent sailors waggle their todgers at my girls. 414 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,480 - There must be 20 men here. - Good luck! 415 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,200 Hetty. Really? 416 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,840 - Delightful. - How long's this gonna take? 417 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,560 Gosh, this is great. 418 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,320 Yes, yes, well, they always are. 419 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,760 - Chin. - Chin. 420 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,760 It's wondrously shiny. 421 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:23,560 ♪ C'est pas facile de vous avouer en cet instant ♪ 422 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,080 Mesdames et Messieurs... 423 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:35,480 it is my obligation to allow the Governor to, uh... 424 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,040 inaugurate this cultural exchange 425 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:42,040 between the Port Victory Metrological Society 426 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,640 and La République of France. 427 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,720 My remarks. 428 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,360 What remarks? 429 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,760 Janey writes them for me and pops them in my pocket. 430 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:53,960 Oh, just make it up. 431 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,320 I'm not good at making it up! 432 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120 Hello. 433 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,480 Uh, or bonjour, as they say. 434 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,240 It is I, your Gouverneur. 435 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:13,440 So to speak. 436 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,960 - Where's Jack? - I can't find him. 437 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,080 I need him now. 438 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:19,720 She's getting worse. 439 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,680 With her pain levels, she's close to aortic rupture. 440 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,360 - We need to do it ourselves. - Milady, that's madness. 441 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,160 I've been on that table. We have to act now to give her any chance. 442 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,920 No more time. She's rupturing! 443 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,560 Orla? 444 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,680 We'll get you on the table now. 445 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,680 Lady Belle, if they find us in here... 446 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,520 Orla. 447 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,240 I'll block the door. 448 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,280 This is Nurse Baggett. We're going to be operating today. 449 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,720 All right. Lay you down now. 450 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,400 We're going to give you ether to take the pain. 451 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:06,040 Orla, look, I know you're frightened, but I promise you I will fix your ailment. 452 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,760 You're all right, you won't feel a thing. 453 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,880 - Ready? - Proceed. 454 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,040 You're sure about this? 455 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,520 If we don't do this, she will die. 456 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,720 Are you sure Fanny's ready for this, Fagin? 457 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:46,600 'Cause this whole ridiculous scheme of yours relies on her coming through. 458 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,440 Don't fret. Fanny's sound as a bell. I can feel it in me earlobes. 459 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,960 Oh, well, that is a relief. 460 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,400 Also, you do realise that platinum is bloody heavy. 461 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,840 Shut your jam-hole, Dodge! 462 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,120 I was nicking precious metals before you could squall for milk. 463 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,080 Are you sure you want this bloody platinum or not? 464 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:05,720 If we get noosed for this, 465 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,720 I will personally shove you off the gallows first. 466 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,680 The secret to growing good marrows is to simply give them enough manure. 467 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,680 What is it in French? 468 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,960 - Merde. - Merde. [in English] Thank you. 469 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,480 Yes. People don't devote enough time to it... 470 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,360 ...but I didn't win the 374th Shropshire Agricultural Show 471 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,080 with under-manured marrows. 472 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,320 Nor without a way to measure their size. 473 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,920 Which is why I so admire the-- Oh, dear. 474 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000 - Oh, dear. - Whatever the-- 475 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,720 Watch yourself. 476 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,800 Bloody hell! 477 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,920 - Bonjour, bonjour, messieurs et mesdames. - Jesus, child in heaven. 478 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,600 - God, what is this tradesman doing here? - No, Father, that's dear Mr Fagin. 479 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,280 Oh, no, no, it's all right, Dickie. Mr Fagin's coarse but sound. 480 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:51,880 Merci, merci. 481 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,960 Now, wounded as I was, not to be invited 482 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,360 as a proprietor of Fagin & Son Land Company, 483 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,840 and a great admirer of all things metrical, 484 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,840 I would like to express my jubilose appreciation 485 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,120 for the French people with this customary gift of breads. 486 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,520 So, who's peckish? 487 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,040 Oh, I'll have some Mr Fagin. It looks lovely. 488 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,480 - Ladies first. - Yes! 489 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,600 - There you go. - Sir, 490 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,840 I really must ask you to leave-- 491 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,720 Boney Petite, yes, yes. Pardon-- 492 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,240 Pardonnez-moi. I'll get that. 493 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:24,600 Hold on, let me get that. 494 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,440 - Oh, dear! - Excuse me. Sorry... 495 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,760 A wrinkle in the proceedings... 496 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,360 I'm so sorry. Tim, will you... 497 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,680 - Sorry, he's a little drunk. - Take care, Fanny. 498 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,320 I must insist that you leave this place at once. 499 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,480 - It's all right-- - Leave-- 500 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,040 Don't get yourself in a flap. There's no harm meant or done. 501 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,480 I'm just trying to help celebrate this glorious occasion. 502 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,160 It's like my old grandmother used to say. 503 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,600 There's no use crying when you've spilt a lot of gorgeous bread 504 00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680 all over the floor. 505 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,680 - Please-- - A remarkable woman. 506 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,000 She had all her own teeth, not in her mouth, obviously. 507 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,160 - She kept them in a tin in the attic. - Right, Uncle. 508 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,120 - Come on. - Yes, yes. Oh, allow me to get this. 509 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,240 - Why do I ever-- - No, no, no. You've done enough damage. 510 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,040 All right. Apologies, your worship. 511 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,840 In my overexuberance, I may have, uh... 512 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,840 had a few too much of the old Blue Dragon cognac 513 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,280 and, you know, overstayed me welcome. 514 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,680 Tout de suite! 515 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,560 - Come on, let's go. Come on. - Oh, bravo. 516 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:17,960 Bloody good replica, Tim. 517 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,120 I think they bought it. 518 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:23,080 And now, before I declare this event open, let's, uh... 519 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,280 put this fellow back on his plinth. 520 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:29,080 Ah! I hear the metre is quite heavy. 521 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,520 It took four men to lift. 522 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,080 Four Frenchmen. 523 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,600 - Er, Edders-- - No. It's all right, Dicketry. 524 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,520 Oh! 525 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,120 Impossible! 526 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,600 Seems to me the French don't get enough beef. 527 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,800 This is a fake! It cannot be so light. 528 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,880 What? 529 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,880 The... The platinum has been stolen. 530 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,240 What? No, nonsense. 531 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,920 It's been here the whole damn time. 532 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,720 No, it's just shoddy French workmanship. 533 00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,880 - It's probably not even real platinum. - Yeah. 534 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,200 I expect you're trying to pass off a fake. 535 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,080 This... This is an outrage! 536 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,920 There has been a robbery! 537 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,080 Well, stuff and poppycock! 538 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,280 - Yes! - To you sir! 539 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,400 Inserting the ligation loop now. 540 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,400 Problem? 541 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,160 Ligation tool's snagged. 542 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,040 Well, can you draw it out slowly? 543 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,960 - No, it's stuck. - Oh. 544 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,440 If it's in the aorta, she'll bleed out if I tug on it. 545 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,400 I can't hold these arteries much longer. 546 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,000 What do you need me to do, Doctor? 547 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,840 Doctor? 548 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,320 Doctor? 549 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,720 I don't know. I don't know. Here. 550 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:17,960 I should never have... 551 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,200 Where are you going? 552 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Lady Belle! 553 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,720 Where are you going? 554 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,680 What the devil's going on? 555 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,600 - Why are you here? - I made a terrible mistake. 556 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,200 Please help me. Please! 557 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:47,320 Good Christ! 558 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,480 Lady Belle! 559 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,840 Um... 560 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,920 I think... 561 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,640 - What's your plan? - I'm sorry, 562 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,560 - I didn't mean for this to happen-- - Keep your head. 563 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,240 - What's your plan? - Um... 564 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,880 I need you to free the tool so I can get the ligation secured. 565 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,760 I'm worried it's hooked in the aorta. 566 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,840 Well, find out. 567 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,040 Go ahead. 568 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,240 Your patient. 569 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,400 Okay. I'm sorry. 570 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,800 Bloody hell. 571 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,080 It's all right, we'll just wait for them to pass. 572 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,040 Oi, that's me special bread! 573 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,680 - Fagin, you pillock! - She just nicked it in broad daylight. 574 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:41,880 - As opposed to what we did? - Oi, get back! 575 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,120 It's unacceptable! 576 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,120 Great! Now what? 577 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,880 See, this is what happens when you plan things. 578 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,240 Hey, I know a shortcut through the tunnels. 579 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,800 Are you sure it's a dry tunnel? 580 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,920 Yeah, sure as I've got eyes in me head. Come on. 581 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,520 There she goes! Right. 582 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,840 Yeah, go on. 583 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,160 - But it is here. Look, it's real. - But it's not real. 584 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,920 It is, I promise. Look, it's still shiny like it was before. 585 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,720 Do you know that lifting business was tremendous. 586 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,720 Really showed the French up. 587 00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,640 - Oh, you really think so? - Oh, yes! 588 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,200 - Damned cheats. - Yeah. 589 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,760 No. We'll make a Governor of you yet. 590 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,640 Oh! Thank you, Dickie. 591 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,200 Now, come on. Let's go. 592 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,360 Oh, you don't think we could pause for another Le Dragon Bleu? 593 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,920 No, no, sewers first. 594 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,520 - Otherwise, your wife will make comments. - Oh. 595 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,360 I wonder if anyone's thought to simply turn the water on. 596 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,320 - Do you know where we are? - Of course I do. We're in a tunnel. 597 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,920 - Can you be more specific? - Yeah, it's this way. This way. 598 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,400 Ah-ha! Yes! 599 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,600 You see, now that wall... is exactly where I thought it would be. 600 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,320 So, what that indicates is that we have to go down here. 601 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,720 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. That's it. 602 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,680 All right, let's get this water flowing, Dickie. 603 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,200 Come on, lads, put your back into it. 604 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,760 Why don't you pop up there and join them? 605 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,360 - What? - It'll look good for you. 606 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,600 Show them you're not afraid to get your hands dirty. 607 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,320 - Lovely notion. - Hmm. 608 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,160 All right. 609 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,640 Hold that for me. 610 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,720 All right, boys. 611 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,480 Make room for the Governor. 612 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,000 Yes, look out. Governor's here. 613 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,000 Now, get a good grip. 614 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,520 Good grip. Come on, lads, that's the way. 615 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,760 Get behind it. 616 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,280 Right, let's go. 617 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,760 - Go on, Edders! - I am. 618 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,560 - Go on! - Nearly there. 619 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,640 Brilliant, Fagin. This is lovely. 620 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,400 You have no idea where we are, do you? 621 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,000 This is precisely why Fagin & Son would never work. 622 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,840 Oh, well done. 623 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:06,560 Fagin & Son ain't working because you're too busy crocheting human flesh 624 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,440 and flouncing around with Cheekybones. 625 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,520 Flouncing? 626 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,600 You should be focused on the serious business of crime. 627 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,600 It's not just up to me to buy your freedom. 628 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,080 No, it largely is. You're the reason I'm a convict. 629 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,240 Agree to differ. 630 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,760 Can you two shut your gobs and listen? 631 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,360 We're gonna drown down here thanks to you. 632 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,520 No! No, no, no, no. 633 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600 Look! 634 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:50,800 Look, look, look. 635 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,400 - Cheers. - Cheers. 636 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,800 Through this hole. Come on, Tim! 637 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,440 There'll be no... 638 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:03,640 clog-poppin' today. 639 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,560 Come on, Dodge. 640 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,720 Come on! 641 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,040 Dodge, come on! 642 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,800 - Leave it! - No, I bloody won't. 643 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280 Come on, Dodge! 644 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,280 Come on! 645 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,600 Dodge! 646 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,160 Pulse is steady. 647 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,040 Ligation is secured. 648 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,160 No. 649 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,480 Why is she going... 650 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,840 No, the ligation's secured. There's blood flow. 651 00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,640 - What on earth's going on? - Let me. 652 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,840 Yes, it's sound. 653 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,880 No. We didn't nick the aorta, it was in the fascia-- 654 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,320 No pulse. 655 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,400 Try again. 656 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,240 No, she's gone. 657 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,880 No. 658 00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,080 - Come away, Lady Belle. - What... 659 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,880 - We lost her. - No. 660 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,160 - Lady Belle. - What... 661 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,280 My God, what have I done? 662 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,960 I killed her. I... 663 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,840 We all do. 664 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,120 At some point. It's the cost of our calling. 665 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,480 Why are you calm? 666 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,680 You made the right clinical decisions, Belle. 667 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,800 But you should go home now. 668 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,560 And tomorrow, we must have a serious conversation with your mother. 669 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,560 Fagin, hurry up. It's rising fast! 670 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,040 - Hello? - Come on. We gotta go! 671 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,480 Hello! Help! 672 00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,160 - Mom, wait! - Hurry up! 673 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,840 Oi! You! 674 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,000 Push it open, Fagin. 675 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,880 Let us out! Hello! 676 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240 We'll drown in here! 677 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,440 Fagin, for Christ's sake, push it open! 678 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,600 See? 679 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,080 I told you I knew the way. 680 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,480 - Are we swimming in-- - Faeces. 681 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,080 - Yes. - Yes. 682 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,200 Least we've got some nice bread for the morning. 683 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,440 Oh! Well, that's rosy. 684 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,040 You stole the basis for half the world's measurement, 685 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,920 then lost it in a sewer. 686 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,280 Well, who needs to measure anything, really? 687 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,000 It's overrated. 688 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,760 In case you're worried, 689 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,640 Father doesn't suspect a thing. 690 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,720 How do they not? 691 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,560 Well, Father thinks he's very strong and... 692 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,800 Uncle Dickie thinks the French tried to counterfeit platinum 693 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,400 to humiliate the colony. 694 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,840 Either way, you're safe. 695 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,360 Well, sparkling work, Fanny. 696 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,280 You're a dab hand at the swindling. 697 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960 Really? 698 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,040 Really. 699 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,320 Thank you... 700 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,400 all, so much. 701 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:47,040 For such a long time, I've felt worthless. 702 00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,760 Everyone said I was ridiculous, and maybe I am a little. 703 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,760 But you saw me. 704 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,680 You knew what I might be good at, and you trusted me. 705 00:38:56,680 --> 00:39:00,520 I've, er... never felt welcome anywhere before, and so... 706 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,200 Well, I wanted to ask... 707 00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:07,960 Can I join your gang? 708 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:15,440 - Well, we don't really have a position-- - No! Of course, you can. 709 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,520 Yes. 710 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,960 We'd be as thrilled as rats in a butcher shop. 711 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,640 Thank you so much! 712 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,440 Drinks are on me. 713 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:27,680 Well, on the Governor. 714 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,840 All right, come on then. 715 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,920 All right, fill 'em up! 716 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,520 Come and sit down in there. There you go. 717 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,560 Good God. What have they done? 718 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,960 - ♪ Send her victorious ♪ - ♪ Send her victorious ♪ 719 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,800 - ♪ Happy and glorious ♪ - ♪ Happy and glorious ♪ 720 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:52,880 What? 721 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,280 - ♪ Long to reign over us ♪ - ♪ Long to reign over us ♪ 722 00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:01,720 - ♪ God save the Queen! ♪ - ♪ God save the Queen! ♪ 723 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,280 I hear the water is flowing. 724 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,920 - Oh, woof woof! - Oh, woof woof! 725 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,240 The wrong way! 726 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,960 It's flooded part of Devil's Elbow. 727 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,680 Yes, but still flowing, darling. 728 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,600 And you seem to have caused a diplomatic incident with the French. 729 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,320 They've sent us a démarche. 730 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,680 Oh! 731 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,760 A day-what? 732 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,360 A very unpleasant note. 733 00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,440 Oh! 734 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,480 Well, don't be such a wet sheet, Janey. 735 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,120 I mean, the people love me. 736 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,320 The workmen wassailed for me, 737 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,880 and all thanks to the good advice of Dicketry here. 738 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,360 Faramond says the entire population of the French quarter 739 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,720 - is protesting outside. - Oh! 740 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,720 They've burnt you in effigy. 741 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,880 Well, if we've annoyed the French, then we're doing something right. 742 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:46,080 Hear, hear. 743 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,200 Yes. 744 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,680 - Janey... - Imbeciles. 745 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,600 ♪ You've done things that I don't like ♪ 746 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:12,480 ♪ But you crossed the line this time ♪ 747 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,040 ♪ Don't say sorry, don't apologise ♪ 748 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,560 ♪ 'Cause you crossed the line this time... ♪ 749 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,640 Boys? 750 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,200 Come here. I gotta tell you something real hard. 751 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,280 ♪ Found somebody else, another one ♪ 752 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,760 ♪ But I miss you around and my mother does ♪ 753 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,600 ♪ She always asks about you ♪ 754 00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,960 ♪ I heard all the whispers on the street ♪ 755 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,760 ♪ It contradicts the things you said to me ♪ 756 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,360 ♪ You're convinced that you know how to please ♪ 757 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,920 ♪ And I don't know how I'm supposed to leave ♪ 758 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,160 ♪ You said that you got love for me still Did you mean it? ♪ 759 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,840 ♪ I think about it whenever I'm alone and the beat hits ♪ 760 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,360 ♪ Talkin' to me crazy Baby, that shit demeanin' ♪ 761 00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,520 ♪ But this time it's different now You see ♪ 762 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,720 ♪ You've done things that I don't like... ♪ 763 00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,800 Belle. 764 00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,560 Come here. 765 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,200 What is it? What's happened? 766 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,000 Jack, I lost a patient. 767 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,520 It was my fault. 768 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,440 Jack, it was my fault. 769 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,480 I really needed you today.