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If you see Lady Mumby,
we must make sure she got her invitations.
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And keep an eye out for anyone theatrical.
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Dare I ask why?
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I've hired actors
for this evening's centrepiece.
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After speeches, two actors will perform
scenes from Romeo and Juliet.
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- How wonderful.
- Ah.
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Must they?
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Yes, and they were due hours ago,
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and the ball will be ruined
if they don't appear.
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Thought it might be improved.
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What is this "engaging pastime"?
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It's the Quadrille Polka.
It's all the rage in Bohemia.
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Yes, well, I'm not sure
the gentry of Port Victory
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are across the latest
Eastern European dance crazes.
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That's why I drew very clear instructions.
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Yes, almost too clear.
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Belle. You've been truculent all morning.
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I know you'd rather be doing
unspeakable horrors in a morgue,
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but could you please try
and act like a normal lady?
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Just for me. Just for tonight.
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Fine.
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I'll try.
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For you.
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And then you can go back
to being, well, you.
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Lovely.
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Tell me about your special dance.
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It's a square dance, but twice as fast,
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so you have to hang on tight
to your partner. Very, very tight.
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And who do you hope to dance with?
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- Oh, just Phineas.
- In love again?
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Yes, but with Phineas, it's different.
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I actually want to eat his cheeks.
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That's how fond I am of him.
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Oh, I need this night
to be perfect for him.
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- So, can you please--
- I understand.
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Good. Then I just need someone
for you to dance with.
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- Oh. No. I really--
- Ladies.
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Inspector.
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My sister was just looking
for a dance partner.
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- No, I really wasn't.
- Because she's a very normal lady.
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Well, you are coming to the ball?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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But I'm afraid I don't dance.
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Oh.
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The stick. Well, that's a pity.
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Quite.
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Anyway, I must keep hunting
for my lovely thespians.
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- See you tonight, Inspector.
- No, wait. Fanny!
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- Lady Belle, may I have a word?
- Certainly.
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Which one?
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Scalpel.
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I found this at the scene
of a suspected criminal incident.
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And?
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May I ask if you recognise it?
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Well, it's not mine.
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No, of course,
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you being forbidden
from practising surgery.
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But someone used it
in your father's carriage.
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Someone with access to scalpels,
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and a modus operandi
that includes surgeries
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outside the hospital... and the law.
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It seemed to be left in a hurry,
next to a bloodstain.
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Is the Governor aware
that you're trespassing on his property?
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I investigated his carriage.
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A carriage bestowed upon him
by the Queen herself.
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I take umbrage at your notion
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that my father uses sovereign gifts
to engage in acts of mutilation.
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That is not my intention.
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And what's that on your finger?
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The scalpel cut me.
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Quite the coincidence to find a bloodstain
at the same time you cut yourself.
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Are you questioning
my investigative skills, Lady Belle?
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No. I'm quite certain of them.
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Hmm.
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Keep that wound clean,
or it'll get infected.
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Oops. I gave you medical advice.
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Do you wish to arrest me?
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How often have these symptoms
presented themselves, Lady Mumby?
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It varies,
but more recently, four times a week.
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Has anything changed circumstantially?
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I lost my husband recently.
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My condolences, ma'am.
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Cassandra found her father
when he passed.
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She fainted and hit her head,
and since then, the fits have been worse.
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May I, Miss?
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And how do the fits present?
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Does she fall? Muscles jerk?
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Foaming at the mouth, that sort of thing?
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No, no. She has visions.
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Visions?
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I can see a little sad boy.
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Say hello, Sad Boy.
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- He's... He's here?
- By the window.
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His tummy hurts.
That's why he's always sad.
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What's he look like?
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He's small.
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Sailor suit.
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She's been so looking forward
to the Governor's ball tonight, but...
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Do you think she can still go?
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Pubescent hysteria. Nothing more.
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No, I disagree. I suspect epilepsy.
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Epilepsy? She isn't having anything
I'd describe as fits.
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I think her visions are fits.
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She's just lost her father.
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She wants attention,
and you're playing into her hands.
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I suspect the blow to the head
has made her underlying epilepsy worse,
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and the visions are a symptom.
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It's fanciful, Dawkins.
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It's cerebral, Sneed.
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Or perhaps it was indeed a visitation.
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That's codswallop, Prof.
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- Oh.
- Belle would know how to fix this.
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Lady Belle is neither here nor a doctor,
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but I am.
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And in my view,
there's no need for further treatment.
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Cassandra can go to the ball.
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It'll probably do her and the mother good.
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No, you're wrong, Sneed.
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And you're on parole.
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So, go and disimpact Mr Gouger.
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His bowels have been stopped up
for a week.
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Are you all right, Prof?
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Yes, I'm all right.
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Thank you, Dawkins.
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Oh, hello.
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I note I did not receive my morning
beetroot and pilchard sandwich today.
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Sod your sandwich, Fagin.
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Oh-ho!
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That's hurtful.
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What's fish and beetroot ever done to you?
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Nothing.
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But I have just evacuated
a man's bowel.
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- Ah.
- So...
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You'll be doing that for me one day.
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Highly unlikely.
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Oi, slow down. Where are you off to?
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I need to get a message to Belle, somehow.
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- Oh, no, you bloody don't.
- Why not?
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Because you are poking
the Reaper in the eye with her.
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I need her advice
on an underlying cerebral disorder.
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I'll give you
an overlying cerebral disorder
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if you don't blinking stop it.
We got more pressing matters to deal with.
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- What?
- I've got a prime toff
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who is practically weeping
at the thought of our land,
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but he can't get his bank to release
a very sizeable down payment
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without citing a land grant.
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How sizeable?
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-£500.
- Oh.
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Bloody hell.
Well, how do we get a land grant?
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Well, I've got Flashy
fancying up a forgery,
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but I don't think it's up to snuff.
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Come and have a look.
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- All right, but quickly.
- Yes, yes. Quickly.
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What's that supposed to be?
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A land grant.
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Yeah. "Land", it's only got one L.
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Not in Wales.
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We're not in bloody Wales, are we?
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What's that, Flashbang?
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- It's a carrot tree.
- Christ on a biscuit.
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Well, this will never get past the toffs.
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Look at it.
It looks like a bloody child's drawn it.
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Big words for someone who can't write.
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I could write better
than you can draw, mate.
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- Go on, then.
- All right, Flashy. Keep your kecks on.
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You're a man of many talents,
but this clearly ain't one of them.
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This whole thing stinks.
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Not you too, Tim?
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No, Fagin's plan.
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- What's wrong with it?
- Haven't you lot stolen enough from us?
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Now you're nicking fake land?
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We're not nickin', we're bluffin'.
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Not yours to bluff with.
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Timmy!
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We need to get a real land grant
for him to copy.
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Yeah. Well, unless you've got one
stashed in your cranny,
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- I don't know where we're gonna get it.
- Government House.
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Oh, stop thinking with your trousorials.
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- I'm not.
- Yes, you bloody are.
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Well, you ain't getting in there tonight,
Dodge. Well, there's a ball on.
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Ooh.
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Which means it'll be ripe with marks
for our endeavours.
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No, there ain't no point, Fagin.
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I usually sneak my girls in for the toffs,
but this is invitation only.
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There'll be guards everywhere.
Only silver snuffers allowed.
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Yeah, well, sod that. We're going.
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No, you're not going
anywhere near Cheekybones' house.
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You might as well whistle for the hangman
and ask him to do you a favour.
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- Fagin, come on.
- Dodge, no!
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We're drawn thin tonight, gentlemen.
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As a Vice-regal function,
no one enters the Governor's ball
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without one of these invitations.
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But with a killer afoot
in the Elbow,
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Government House mustn't revel
at the people's expense.
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So, divide your forces.
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And, Bramwell,
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I do not wish to see
the Elbow underserved.
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Understood, sir.
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You'll be at the ball, I assume?
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Yes. Pursuant to protocol.
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That sounds delightful for you, Inspector.
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Hope you enjoy the champagne
while the boys and I are out in the mud.
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There are two pathways for you, Sergeant.
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You can withdraw your previous comment,
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or I can demote you
and have you reassigned
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to Van Diemen's Land tonight.
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I hear the prisoners there eat each other
when the supplies are thin.
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But perhaps you'd prefer that
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rather than doing your bloody duty here!
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- Withdrawn.
- "Withdrawn" what?
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Withdrawn, sir.
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Carry on, Bramwell.
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Another body
with the blue stitchin', Inspector.
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Add more men to your detail.
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Sir.
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Pandanus.
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In case she needs a place to sleep.
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Noble work, helping the dead to rest.
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May I see the body?
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Thank you, sir.
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There we go. That all right?
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Now, that should make it feel better.
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Here, take this
and then put it on again tonight.
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All right?
Here, try to keep the dirt out if you can.
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Off you go.
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Hello again.
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Lady Belle, your visits
to Devil's Elbow concern me greatly.
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I fear for your safety.
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Yes. Well, the benefit
of standing out like a peacock
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is that I display the protection
of Government House.
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A young woman was killed here last night.
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I'm very sorry to hear it.
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But there's something else.
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I lost someone I cared for in a slum.
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I don't propose to do it again.
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That's why you wear the mourning blacks.
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You remind me of her.
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She, too, had a heart for charity
and a disregard for danger.
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So, I hope you'll forgive me
if I seek to protect you.
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You have my sympathy, Inspector.
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I don't need to be protected.
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What about a hot air balloon?
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We can fly over the walls
and into the ball that way.
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No.
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I think it might be a touch noticeable
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if we land a giant gas bag
in the Governor's rose garden.
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Um, you could pretend
to be dead, Fagin.
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We could carry you inside a coffin.
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Yes, it's a goodly notion, Aputi,
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but I think there might be
enough stiffs there already.
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Also, no!
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Putting me in a box?
Can't think of anything worse.
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Come on. How are we getting inside?
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We're not getting inside, you and me.
We ain't going anywhere.
255
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,280
Wench!
256
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,080
Victuals for two weary travelling actors.
257
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:26,840
You call me wench again,
258
00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,560
and I'll wear your sweetmeats
for earrings.
259
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640
Yes.
260
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,600
Let's run the balcony scene, Milty.
261
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,600
This soiree's miserably parochial,
but it is...
262
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,080
it is for a Governor.
263
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,520
Yes, yes.
264
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,800
Romeo and Juliet!
265
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,200
- Act two, scene two.
- Me, me, me.
266
00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,280
"What light through yonder window breaks?"
267
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,400
And I... And I...
And I shall pirouette thusly.
268
00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,560
What a pair of pilchards.
269
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,640
Yes, but don't finish off too early.
270
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,120
- No, no.
- ...dance...
271
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,680
Our solution has just presented itself.
272
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,760
Tonight, the parts of Romeo and Juliet
273
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,600
will be played by...
274
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,680
Flashy and Aputi.
275
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,760
- What?
- What?
276
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,880
Now, listen.
277
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,160
We nick their costumes,
278
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,440
Flashy and Aputi put 'em on,
get inside, let me in.
279
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,080
Then, when you're snatching
the land grant,
280
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,040
I'll be flogging more turf
to the boozed-up toffs. It's simple.
281
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,160
Right, where does that leave me?
282
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:28,400
It leaves you at home.
283
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,080
But I can't talk Shakespeare.
284
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,240
You don't need to, it's just a disguise.
285
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,160
You'll be in and out before you can say,
"To be or not...
286
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,400
"to...
287
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,920
"be." Any questions?
288
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,560
I thought that was the question.
289
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,320
- What?
- I'm bloody well coming.
290
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,880
No, no, no. No chance, Prince Charmless.
291
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:45,400
No, come on, think about it, Fagin.
292
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,760
You can't just steal the clothes
off these actors' backs.
293
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,600
They'll need sedation,
and that requires a doctor.
294
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,720
Yeah. I don't wanna knock them out.
295
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,120
It doesn't seem right.
296
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,040
All right,
but you drug the actors outside,
297
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,960
then you scarper quick smart.
298
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,560
You do not go anywhere near Fancy Skirt,
299
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,360
when half the constabulary
are gonna be there with a noose
300
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,680
when they twig you're lurking.
301
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,080
All right.
302
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,200
Fine. Understood.
303
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,440
What? Really understood?
304
00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,480
Yes, I'm not a fool, Fagin.
305
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,920
I know it's far too dangerous for me
to be there, really.
306
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,280
These miserable, whining cowards
sneaking about on the wind,
307
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,000
sucking the blood of every poor cove
308
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,520
just trying to do
a bit of honest criminality.
309
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,040
Makes you wanna spit.
310
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,280
I'm quite amazed mosquitoes
don't just burst into flames
311
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,680
when they first try your blood, Fagin.
312
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,440
The amount of corked wine
and vinegar you swill.
313
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,520
Would you two shut your whinge holes?
There they are!
314
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,360
Here goes.
315
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,000
Aputi, come on.
316
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,600
"Wherefore art thou, Romeo?"
317
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,080
- Yes, marvellous.
- Was that good?
318
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,160
- And then I'll seize you by the bosom.
- Ooh, then I will pull back--
319
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,800
Oh! Are you... Are you the actors?
320
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,000
Actors?
321
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,240
We are the truth-tellers,
the dream-weavers,
322
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,960
the lyricists of legend.
323
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:19,440
Yes. Yes, we are the actors.
324
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,840
Oh, could you tell us
where to find our green room?
325
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,120
Green room?
326
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:27,560
We must warm our voices, limber our loins,
'ere we tread the boards.
327
00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:30,200
Oh, the green room!
Yes, yes, it's this way.
328
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,920
♪ Come on, come on
Turn the radio on ♪
329
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,440
♪ It's Friday night and I won't be long ♪
330
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,280
♪ Gotta do my hair, put my makeup on ♪
331
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,600
♪ It's Friday night and I won't be long ♪
332
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,640
♪ 'Til I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor ♪
333
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,720
♪ I got all I need ♪
334
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,680
♪ No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash ♪
335
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,240
♪ But I got you, baby ♪
336
00:16:56,320 --> 00:17:00,400
♪ Baby, I don't need dollar bills
To have fun tonight ♪
337
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,960
♪ I love cheap thrills ♪
338
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:05,720
Good evening.
339
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,600
Good evening.
340
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,680
- Good evening.
- Pleased to meet you.
341
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,040
Where's Belle?
342
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,360
Fanny, you'll burst a corset-stay.
343
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,520
You're late.
344
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,040
What, to be the fifth person in a row
to say, "Good evening"?
345
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,040
- Good evening.
- No, for being a normal lady.
346
00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,480
Right. Sorry.
347
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,040
I am trying.
348
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,720
Fanny, who else have you invited?
349
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,320
All the landed gentry of the region,
350
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,120
- and the nearly landed.
- How are we?
351
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,000
And Inspector Boxer.
352
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,680
Although I'm not sure
if he's landed or not.
353
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,240
- Landed?
- Not.
354
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,560
Well, he will be when he inherits
his uncle's title.
355
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,000
Where's Phineas?
356
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,520
Do you think he's forgotten, Belle?
357
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,440
I just want everything to be perfect
for funny Uncle Dickie.
358
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,400
It's tremendously kind of you all.
359
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,320
Oh, nonsense. Lifts the spirits.
360
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,520
Yeah, just the way
old Billy Wobblestick pictured it.
361
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,240
Feel a bit bad leaving them like that.
362
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,840
Do you think they'll be comfortable?
363
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:04,320
I wouldn't have thought so,
364
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,040
given that they're half naked
and tied to each other, no.
365
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,640
The amount of ether I've given them,
366
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,560
they'll have the best night's sleep
of their life.
367
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah. I suppose.
368
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,000
Maybe we can get them a pillow
or something.
369
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,320
Yes, yes. And I'll build them
a four-poster bed if you like.
370
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,960
Stop mithering about the actors
and do what you came here to do,
371
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,600
which is get me a land grant.
And you, scuttle off home. Go on.
372
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,960
Right. Yes.
373
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,760
Erm, good luck. Break a leg.
374
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,680
Fanny, that family's still in mourning.
375
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,160
It's a terrible faux pas to invite them
to a party.
376
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,720
Oh, no, I hate faux pas!
377
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,800
Ada, lovely to see you.
378
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,040
Do you think my faux pas
is why Phineas hasn't come?
379
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,520
- My actors are missing, too.
- No, dearest. They'll all be here.
380
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,920
Meow.
381
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,920
Meow.
382
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,360
- Phineas.
- Oh, Lady Fanny.
383
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:04,160
You look wonderfully radiant.
384
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,360
Shall we?
385
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,520
Yes. You took your time.
386
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,640
You try running in heels.
387
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,800
- Come on, Flashy.
- Yeah, yeah.
388
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,680
Thanks, Flashy. I owe you one.
389
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,720
Just don't get killed,
or Fagin will turn me into soup.
390
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,720
Lovely to meet you.
391
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,360
- Good evening. Good evening.
- Welcome.
392
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,520
Hello. Yes, welcome. Yes.
393
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,880
- Good evening.
- Yes. Yes.
394
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,280
- Good evening.
- Hello.
395
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:19,120
Welcome. Yes, yes.
396
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,720
Good evening.
397
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,320
Good evening. Lady Belle, I think.
398
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,320
Hello, Inspector.
399
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,760
Are you enjoying yourself?
400
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,480
Not really.
401
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:34,000
Rather be upstairs with a good book.
402
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,600
- Which?
- Aeschylus.
403
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,320
- The Oresteia?
- Yes.
404
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,160
- In Greek?
- Obviously.
405
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,480
May I escort you inside?
406
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,440
Yes, all right.
407
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,440
- I enjoy a party.
- Hmm.
408
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,480
Warms my heart to see people
in the throes of shared sorority.
409
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,920
That's why I do my job.
410
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,920
To keep the darkness out.
411
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,960
Your attention, please.
412
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,360
It's time for tonight's affair.
413
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,720
A demonstration of The Quadrille Polka.
414
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,320
Shall we?
415
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,280
I thought you don't dance?
416
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,680
Exceptio probat regulam
in casibus non exceptis.
417
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,200
The exception proves the rule.
418
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,440
Yes, I've read Cicero.
419
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,160
Belle, it won't work without four couples.
420
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,080
If it's too fast, we can stop.
421
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,640
No, it's all right.
422
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,520
Although I fear I'm out of practice.
423
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,280
But perhaps we skip the lift.
424
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,480
Excellent.
425
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,360
Oh, it's an oasis.
426
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,080
Yes, lush meadows, rainforests,
sparkling lakes.
427
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,160
I wouldn't be surprised
if the very trees didn't grow money.
428
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,680
And it is arable. It is devilishly arable.
429
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,800
I've tasted the grass meself,
and it's got this sweetness to it
430
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,320
that'll keep your sheep
all nice and plump,
431
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,960
and your pockets prosperous.
432
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,640
So, gentleman, what's it to be?
433
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,800
Well, as soon as we've seen
the land grants, Mr Fagin,
434
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:02,240
I suspect you'll have a group
of very well-connected buyers, yes?
435
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,480
Well, chin-chin.
436
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,600
Cheers.
437
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,880
- Cheers.
- Very good.
438
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,320
Care to dance, Governess?
439
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,960
Absolutely not.
440
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,480
Come now, Janey.
441
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,440
I recall a time when you adored
a Venetian ball.
442
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,280
- When did you last dance?
- Seven years ago.
443
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,920
Well, you dance very well.
444
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,840
Hold me as tight as you like, Phineas.
445
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,080
I shan't let you go, Lady Fanny.
446
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,760
Very good. Very good.
Yes.
447
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,160
That was marvellous, Lady Fanny.
448
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,080
Inspector Boxer.
449
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,360
Well, um, I believe that...
that Colonel Branson here
450
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,240
has a question about pastoral irrigation.
451
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,000
Oh, don't you worry about the waters.
It's got the lot.
452
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,720
Lakes, rivers, streams, ponds.
453
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,120
Plenty for your pigs and your goats
to guzzle and splash around in.
454
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,920
They'll have a lovely old time.
455
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,920
And all as pure and fresh as a...
a rain-washed pigeon.
456
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,800
Look, er, I'll be very happy
to natter more about it,
457
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:10,720
but I've gotta deal with a client
who's just purchased 10,000 prime acres.
458
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,560
So, excuse I, gents.
459
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,160
I told you. We really need
to get in on this.
460
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,240
You'll be fine.
Just breathe and let the words flow.
461
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,280
What are you two doing here?
462
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,920
You're supposed to be nicking me
a land grant.
463
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,440
We can't. Aputi's got stage fright.
464
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,320
I just feel more comfortable
with Juliet's lines.
465
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,840
For the last time,
you're not going on the stage.
466
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,960
Now, get me the paperwork.
I've got toffs chomping at the bit.
467
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:49,920
Yeah, thank you all for welcoming
my dear brother Dickie to Port Victory.
468
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,720
Now...
469
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,440
I... I may have...
470
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,160
What are you doing here?
471
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,520
He taught me many lessons growing up.
472
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,080
Lessons that still impact the decisions
that I take today.
473
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Er, well, although we haven't seen
each other for quite some time,
474
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,040
I'll never forget the time that Dickie
took me, as a young boy,
475
00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,800
to the Shropshire Agricultural show
476
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,480
and introduced me to the great passion
of my life, the marrow.
477
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,600
- Now--
- Budge over, Edders, for Christ's sake.
478
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680
Yes.
479
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,280
My lords and ladies,
480
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:40,240
what an unmitigated joy it is
to join your fellowship.
481
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:44,000
Now, I trust you're surviving
my younger brother's administration...
482
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,800
...for better or for worse.
483
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,880
Probably for worse.
484
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:51,520
But know that I am here
485
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,560
with the experience of a former Viceroy,
486
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,480
to assist him with humility and grace.
487
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,720
And so, a toast.
488
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,080
To me! Yes?
489
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,840
- Come on, we gotta get the land grant.
- There you are.
490
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,520
Yes. Well, my lords, ladies...
491
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,920
I've been looking for you everywhere.
492
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,080
Come along. It's your on-stage call.
493
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,440
Oh, um...
Actually, madam, we are--
494
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,880
- Mr Fagin, the land grants.
- Momentarily.
495
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,560
- ...and friend, Dickie.
- Yes.
496
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,160
- Er, to Dickie!
- To Dickie!
497
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,560
Bloody hell! Do it meself!
498
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:24,480
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow
For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
499
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:28,040
- ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪
- ♪ For I'm a jolly good fellow ♪
500
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,920
♪ And so say all of us ♪
501
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,560
Stop being silly.
502
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,760
What are you doing?
503
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,040
Where are you going?
504
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,200
You shouldn't be playing up here.
505
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,880
It's not safe.
506
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,600
Cassandra?
507
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,760
Cassandra!
508
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,640
What on earth?
509
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,360
She's having visual hallucinations.
510
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,240
Sad Boy's crying.
511
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,080
- Why are you here?
- I had to see you.
512
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,960
Jack, this is precisely the kind
of foolish risk that we've talked about.
513
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,120
To ask you a medical question.
514
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Oh.
515
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,240
Now, I don't give a toss
about masked balls.
516
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,600
Neither do I.
517
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,560
- You could've fooled me.
- What do you mean?
518
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,960
What do you know about epilepsy?
519
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,160
As much as anyone.
520
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,600
No one really understands it,
521
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,480
just as I don't understand
why you're being so tetchy.
522
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,160
I suspect that there is pressure
on her brain
523
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,640
from when she had a fall and hit her head,
524
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,240
and I think that that pressure
is exacerbating her underlying epilepsy.
525
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:39,600
What pressure, specifically?
526
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,080
A subdural bleed, which if I'm right,
needs to be drained
527
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,600
- before it crushes her brain.
- Yes, but from where?
528
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,000
I don't know exactly.
529
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,160
If it's in the back of her cranium,
it needs a lumbar puncture.
530
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,320
- If it's in the front, a skull trephine.
- Where are you going?
531
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,200
...and this is a masquerade ball!
532
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,120
Well, that hasn't stopped us before.
533
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,440
And what did you plan to do?
Pick one and cross your fingers?
534
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,280
- No.
- Cassandra, come here.
535
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Lumbar puncture first.
Obviously, it's a smaller wound.
536
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,560
And then if that fails, trepanning.
537
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,640
You are completely reckless.
538
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,200
You are rushing to conclusions
without enough evidence.
539
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,080
You haven't proven there's a trauma yet.
540
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,960
First, we need to try medicine
to address her underlying symptoms.
541
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,840
You cannot cut her skull on a hunch.
542
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,000
I saved you on a hunch.
543
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,840
No, you saved me
with my meticulously planned surgery.
544
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,840
Fine. Well, then she needs your wits.
545
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,960
But if it doesn't work,
then we have to operate.
546
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,080
No, I'm sure I've seen a report
of medication that can reduce symptoms.
547
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,640
Belle, please, there's no time for books.
The delay could kill her.
548
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,200
So will impatience.
549
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,320
But soft!
550
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,800
What light through yonder window cometh?
551
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,840
But she is my lady. She is my loveth.
552
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,600
Well, she knew-eth she were.
553
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,080
Inspector, my daughter's missing.
554
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,200
I saw a man follow her.
555
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,800
I will find her, milady.
556
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:12,240
O, Romeo, Romeo.
557
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,680
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
558
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,920
Deny thy father
and refus-eth thy nam-eth.
559
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,120
Or if thou wilt not,
be but sworn-eth my loveth,
560
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:24,920
and I'll no longer be a Capulet-eth.
561
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,000
Words are all wrong.
562
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,120
What edition are they using?
563
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,160
I still think it's wonderfully romantic.
564
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,840
I'm feeling jittery, Phineas.
565
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,240
I can't watch any more.
566
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,480
Can I show you my pottery nook?
567
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,640
You can show me the world, Lady Fanny.
568
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,440
What is Montague?
569
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,680
Hand, foot, arm, face?
570
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,080
No other part of man?
571
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,400
"Too dangerous", he says.
572
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,720
"I'm not a fool."
573
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,880
No, of course you're not, Dodger.
574
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,440
A bloody idiot.
575
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,320
Puppet-faced little fibber.
576
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,240
Yes!
577
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,320
Yes.
578
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,040
Miss Cassandra!
579
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:21,920
Miss Cassandra?
580
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,480
Miss Cassandra, are you here?
581
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,000
Miss Cassandra, is that you?
582
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,480
Lady Fanny.
583
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,560
I feel as though
I'm inside your very soul.
584
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,640
I'm not sure it would be
a very exciting place to be.
585
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,640
I couldn't imagine a world more radiant.
586
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,360
Come.
587
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,720
♪ Days go by my window ♪
588
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,200
I want to teach you about my passion.
589
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,280
♪ World slows down as it goes ♪
590
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,560
Now...
591
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,000
Now, sit close to the wheel
and plough forward.
592
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,960
Here, I'll show you.
593
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,200
So, gently now.
594
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,840
♪ Loving every minute
'Cause you make me feel so alive, alive ♪
595
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,400
So... Squeeze and pump.
596
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,120
Gently now. Squeeze.
597
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,960
You're very good at this, Phineas.
598
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,640
You make everything seem
so effortless, Lady Fanny.
599
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,960
♪ Tracing steps with you ♪
600
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,000
♪ Wrapped in velvet gold ♪
601
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,760
♪ Can't you help me see? ♪
602
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,120
♪ They won't get right ♪
603
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,720
May I...
604
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:21,160
be so bold as to kiss you?
605
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:23,840
You may be so bold.
606
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:30,600
♪ Lovin' every minute
'Cause you make me feel so alive ♪
607
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,560
♪ Alive ♪
608
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,320
♪ Alive ♪
609
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,120
♪ Alive ♪
610
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,200
♪ Can you describe... ♪
611
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,440
Phineas?
612
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,320
Are you... Are you all right?
613
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:53,720
Phineas?
614
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,320
Phineas?
615
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,720
Caught mud-handed.
616
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,280
No, we... we... we were just pottering.
617
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,480
It helps me relax.
618
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:15,640
Yes.
619
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,920
Well, you can't get more relaxed
than dead.
620
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,200
What came over you to commit
such a heinous murder?
621
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280
What?
622
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,600
No! His hair got caught in the wheel!
623
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,040
Oh, yeah, 'course it did.
624
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,040
Got you angry, did he?
625
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,360
No, quite the opposite.
626
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,440
No, I understand. Lovers' quarrels.
They can turn violent.
627
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,840
B-But I didn't hurt him!
628
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,960
Oh, so his neck snapped all by itself?
629
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,240
Yes!
630
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,640
That won't stand up in a court of law.
631
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:48,200
If anyone was to find out,
your neck would be the next to snap.
632
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,560
Seems to me that you are
quite the scrivener, Lady Fanny.
633
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,640
I do have excellent penwomanship.
634
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,480
Right.
635
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,280
Here's the idea.
636
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,000
You copy this land grant
all nice and toffy,
637
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,560
and I'll get rid
of this pretty lump of clay for you.
638
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,360
"Lump of clay"?
639
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,560
He's my sweet kitten paws.
640
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,920
Not any more.
641
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,400
Er, you want me to forge
a government document?
642
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,040
Erm, isn't that illegal?
643
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,120
You got a dead man here
with his head on backwards.
644
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,240
That's illegal.
645
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,520
Look.
646
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,200
I promise I won't peach on you.
647
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,360
No one would find out about poor Phineas?
648
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,320
Never. I cross me heart.
649
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,760
What choice do I have?
650
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,320
Farewell, my Prince.
651
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,680
Marvellous. Now we can all
get back to your wonderful shindig.
652
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,080
Except for Goldilocks here.
653
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,040
- Search the south wing.
- Yes, sir.
654
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,520
This should relieve the symptoms,
655
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,840
which will give us time to investigate
more thoroughly.
656
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Christ.
657
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,440
Whoever is in there, open this door now!
658
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,240
It's Boxer.
659
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,120
Have you found her?
660
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,880
- Belle?
- Nearly there.
661
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,800
Cassandra!
662
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,640
Calomel, soda, chalk, mercury.
663
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:53,480
I'm going to count to three,
and then I shall break down this door!
664
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,600
Belle, hurry up.
665
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:57,520
- One!
- Spoon. Where's a spoon?
666
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,360
Two!
667
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,160
Cassandra, drink this, please. Here.
668
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,640
Three!
669
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,000
Whatever is the fuss, Inspector?
670
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:15,560
Are you both all right?
671
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,760
Out of my room!
672
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,200
I don't allow men in here.
673
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,680
- I thought that--
- There's no killer here, Inspector.
674
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,960
Just women's business.
675
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,440
Please.
676
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,400
Er, forgive me. I apologise.
677
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,880
Lady Belle was helping me
with Sad Boy, Mama.
678
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:36,600
So was--
679
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,280
Does your head still hurt, Cassandra?
680
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,800
No, I feel very well.
681
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,560
Where is the Sad Boy now?
682
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,920
He's gone.
683
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,040
- Thank you, Lady Belle.
- Yeah.
684
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,160
Yes. Take her to the hospital
for observation, Lady Mumby.
685
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,400
- Ask for Nurse Baggett.
- Thank you. I will.
686
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,520
You were right.
687
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,760
And you were rash.
688
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,240
- Thank you. Thank you.
- You're too kind.
689
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,200
- We do it all for you.
- You're too kind.
690
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,400
Thank you.
691
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,040
- But we were good!
- Yeah, we were really good.
692
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,600
I wept at your,
"Say goodnight till it be morrow-eth."
693
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,720
And your, "Faithful vow cleft my heart
in twain."
694
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,920
Stop blowing smoke
up each other's inexpressibles
695
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,760
and get thee to the pottery room.
696
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,160
There's a dead body, needs taking care of.
697
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,760
Come on.
698
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:44,960
Come on.
699
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,880
It's not my best.
700
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,320
My hands are still shaking with grief,
701
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,040
but I think it will suffice.
702
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,520
Well, go on, then. Read it back.
703
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:13,480
"This hereby warrants 'name'
to take ownership
704
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:18,280
"the quantity of 200 acres of prime land
in the heart of Central Australia.
705
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,800
"Given under my hand and seal.
Governor Edmund Fox."
706
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,240
Bravo, Lady Fanny.
707
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,480
Bravo.
708
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,760
You're a right roller, ain't yer?
709
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,240
- A what?
- A roller.
710
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,200
A gonoph.
711
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,600
A blagger. A dipper.
A hornswoggler. A flimp.
712
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:50,600
You're a master criminal, milady.
713
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,200
- Am I?
- Yes!
714
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,640
A dead body, a stolen land grant,
a forgery
715
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,520
and all whilst hostessing
a splendiferous knees-up.
716
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,520
You are a veritable
scofflawing genius, ma'am.
717
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,800
Am I?
718
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,920
Oh.
719
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Perhaps... Could this be my true calling?
720
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,800
Yes.
721
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,000
Yes, I've got...
722
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,600
I've got plenty of work on offer
for the likes of you.
723
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,960
My band of merry men
could do with a merry lady.
724
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,440
If you don't mind,
725
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,280
I'll get these land grants
back to their rightful owners.
726
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:53,080
Don't mind our bunny.
He's disgraced himself with champagne.
727
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,200
Thank you for coming!
728
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,880
You feeling better?
729
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,440
I'm fine.
730
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,000
Thank you, Professor.
731
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,760
Cassandra.
732
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:29,440
Your little sad friend,
did he ever tell you his name?
733
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,560
You're very good with children.
734
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,120
I had a boy once myself.
735
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:41,800
For a little while.
736
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,000
Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea.
737
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,440
He told me his tummy was sore,
but I was too busy with the hospital.
738
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,920
The next morning my wife
739
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,840
found our son dead in bed.
740
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,960
Septic appendicitis.
741
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,320
What was his name?
742
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,040
Alfie.
743
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:10,960
Alfie.
744
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,760
I'll pray for his soul.
745
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,120
Pray for mine too.
746
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,440
Belle!
747
00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,520
Where are you?
748
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,240
Are you out here?
749
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,160
There are some guests
who wish to say farewell.
750
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,880
Jack, you must go.
751
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,760
- Belle!
- If they catch you, they'll hang you.
752
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,520
- No, no, hold on. Hold on.
- Jack!
753
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,520
Jack, words. Use your words.
Just talk to me.
754
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,560
I can't speak Latin...
755
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,560
- What's that got to do with anything?
- ...or Greek.
756
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,000
And... And I can't ever dance like a toff,
nor do I want to.
757
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,800
Jack Dawkins, are you jealous?
758
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,120
Yes.
759
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,240
Of course I'm bloody jealous.
760
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,200
Belle! Where are you?
761
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,600
Go!