1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:02,480 MAN: Fire! 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:04,120 (SAILOR 1 SCREAMING) 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:09,400 (SAILOR 2 SCREAMING) 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:15,200 Jack! Dawkins! I didn't help bust you out of prison, so you could stand and watch. 5 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:18,800 (GROANS IN PAIN) 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:22,680 Quick sticks, boy. 7 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,520 No, it's not sharp enough, guv! 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:27,760 (PANTING) 9 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,520 Got it. 10 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:40,760 -Help me. -YOUNG DODGER: All right, guv. 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,520 -One, two, three, four, five... -(CANNONBALL WHIZZES) 12 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,440 (SHIP RUMBLES) 13 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,920 Nine, ten... 14 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,760 (SAILOR 1 GROANS) 15 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,480 Cat gut! Need those quick fingers of yours. 16 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:01,520 -Stitch him. Pull his skin over. -YOUNG DODGER: Right. 17 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,520 -Mother never taught you to sew? -Never had one, sir. 18 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,640 (SAILOR 1 SCREAMS) 19 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,880 (CANNONBALL WHIZZES) 20 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,320 (SHIP RUMBLES) 21 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,560 -SAILOR 3: Over here, Captain! -Show me! 22 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,400 -Stay with him, Jack. -YOUNG DODGER: What do I do? 23 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,880 Nothing. Intestinal wound is beyond our reach. 24 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:29,560 -He'll die before we're halfway through. -So what? I don't... 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,800 Hold his hand and see him to the next life. 26 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:32,920 What? 27 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:35,840 Wally. 28 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,480 (GROANING) 29 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,720 (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,240 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 31 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:23,920 (GRUNTS) 32 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,320 Um... 33 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,600 Which way to the operating room? 34 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:59,160 There's no one in there. And women aren't allowed, ma'am. 35 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,680 No, no, no. No, no, no, wait. 36 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,120 No, give me more time. 37 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,320 For God's sake, man, 38 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,880 I cannot perform surgery without both of my hands! 39 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,280 It's a shame you didn't factor that before you took up cards, Jack. 40 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,880 You owe me what you owe me, and it's considerable. 41 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,560 -Take his right hand. -No! 42 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,720 DARIUS: Hello, Mrs. Brennan. 43 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,840 Is that young Nathaniel I see there? 44 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:32,120 -He is growing apace. -I give you my word. 45 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,040 I will have the funds soon. 46 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,240 What do you think, young Nathaniel? Do you think we can trust him? 47 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,520 -Nah. -(GASPS) 48 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,160 I took this hand off another welcher earlier this morning. 49 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,280 I have rules, see. 50 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,560 I'll allow you the latitude of Wednesday. 51 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,480 You pay me in full by then, or this. 52 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,960 All right if I have the hand? 53 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:23,240 -(SIGHS) -It's a way shy of being useful, innit? 54 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:28,520 If I run a wire down to the main lever and add some of these small twirly things... 55 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,760 It's hard to see 'im mastering the subtlety of surgery 56 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,040 with that thing, Timmy. 57 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,200 It'll be right. 58 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,840 I just made an arm out of a corset and a few forks. 59 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,600 Ah. You much of an orange eater, Dodge? 60 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,640 -I suppose. -Shame. 61 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:43,880 Come. 62 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,640 (WHISPERS) You manage to flog them rubies yet? 63 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,240 Now, therein lies a hiccup. 64 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,600 You see, I'm not yet familiar with the comings and goings of this parish 65 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,160 and if you hadn't set yourself up as a man of standing, 66 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:57,880 rather than what you're born to, 67 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,000 you might have been able to steer me in a direction of use. 68 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,520 This is who I am. This is all that matters to me. 69 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:04,720 Look, I'll fence them. 70 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,600 You have me solemn oath, it's just, this is a shrunken town, 71 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,880 and I've gotta make meself a familiar. 72 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,320 I'm relying on you. 73 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,840 (CROWD CLAMOURING) 74 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:30,680 CROWD: Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 75 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,240 DODGER: If you can't get the money by Wednesday, then I lose my hand. 76 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,920 FAGIN: My word is my bond. 77 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,480 Your word and your bond are two very different islands 78 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,160 with a vast ocean in between. 79 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,960 Hands are too tricky, Jack. Too many moving things. 80 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,880 Any chance you'll swap for a leg? Stumps are easy. 81 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,800 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 82 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,160 Perhaps, you wanna get that 83 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,320 while you can still relish the sensation of a doorknob between your fingertips. 84 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,040 -Funny. -Respectfully. 85 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,760 Just when you think your day's reached its full potential. 86 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,120 Care for an orange, my dear? 87 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,960 I've only learned through trial and error 88 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,280 that they display more sweetness with the skin off. 89 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,480 I've come here to train. 90 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,400 -Horses? -This was all I could find in a hurry. 91 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,720 I'm afraid today is not a very good day for me. 92 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,480 You see, I'm trying to resolve a personal issue. 93 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,840 It happens to be a very good day for me. Where do I start? 94 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,680 Hetty will introduce you to the other nurses 95 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,720 and issue you with a uniform. 96 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:38,600 No. I'm not here to train as a nurse. 97 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,400 But you are here to teach me the art of surgery. 98 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,960 DODGER: That was never the deal. 99 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,440 BELLE: That was precisely the deal. 100 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:48,520 In return for me not handing you over to my father, the governor, 101 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,960 the man with all the power and lust for hanging. 102 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,360 You will do what I say. 103 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,000 -Women cannot make surgeons. -Of course we can. 104 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,360 -She does have both hands. -Thank you, Hetty. 105 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,520 These are not my rules. 106 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,600 They are society's rules. 107 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:06,000 Mmm. See, you forget. Here, I am society. 108 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,920 Professor McGregor will never accept you. 109 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,960 Did you miss the part where I said I was the governor's daughter? 110 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,920 See, I'm as close to royalty as it comes here. 111 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,760 Not in this place, you're not. 112 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:20,840 Here, you start where everyone else starts. 113 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,640 (BELLE COUGHING) 114 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,680 (GROANS) 115 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,640 Well done. 116 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,760 Now, if Your Majesty would take this royal offering 117 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:41,120 and 30 more like it and place it in the pit at the rear of the hospital, 118 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,840 that would be excellent, thank you. 119 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:46,960 You take human excrement from sick people and dump it outside the door? 120 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,600 Well, you may fashion a quilt from it, should you desire. 121 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,000 This place is horrendous. 122 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:53,280 You noticed? 123 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,240 Has no one here heard of cleanliness? 124 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:58,920 Have you read the literature coming out about hygiene? 125 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,520 See, we're a little busy here to get much reading done. 126 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,080 Oh. Then you are killing your patients. 127 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,160 This lot would be safer living in a pig pen. 128 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,720 The first task of any doctor is not to panic their patients. 129 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,840 Now, I agree with you. 130 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,320 The ward is less than savoury, but that is how the Prof likes it. 131 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,520 The professor's a giant windy pop in an overcoat. 132 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,200 We do agree on something. 133 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,280 -I refuse to work in there. -Fine. 134 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,280 Thank you for the honour of your visit. 135 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,760 I will need mops. 136 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,480 And I need to address the nursing and laundry staff. 137 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:39,040 And, yes, some other clothes. 138 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,600 -(BRAYING) -(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 139 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:03,760 I've died and gone to hell. 140 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:08,960 Look around you, scum and wastrels, and I am meant to save them? 141 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,320 And I defend 'em. 142 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,000 And I have to save their worthless souls. 143 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:18,000 You know, before I came here, I rarely indulged in libation. 144 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,640 I was known for my sobriety. 145 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,440 CROOKY: You know, I am a man of God and even I do not abstain. 146 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,000 -ALISTAIR: Surgery demands a steady hand. -Don't make me boke. 147 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,840 -CROOKY: As does God. -ALISTAIR: Mmm. 148 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,000 You can no more shift that lot than become the Lord of the Highlands. 149 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,520 Everyone knows who they belong to. 150 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,520 Darius's wife. 151 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,760 And no one round here wants fine jewellery. 152 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,120 Take a look around you. 153 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:47,800 What a sad sorrow of a country filled with fine upstanding Irish 154 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,520 and London scoundrels and not a thing worth stealing. 155 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:56,120 Gold, rum, baccy, shovels, coins, 156 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:59,240 snitch me something they can use. 157 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:01,480 Bring 'em to me and we might talk. 158 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,240 BELLE: Scrub every inch! Every surface! 159 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,400 Open up those windows. Let in some actual air. 160 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:15,240 We are forbidden to do that, ma'am, for fear of contagion and God's wrath. 161 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,800 God sees this as one giant cesspit. 162 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,040 Open them! 163 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,840 And what would ma'am have us do with these sheets? 164 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,960 Um... 165 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,160 Burn them. 166 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,640 Now, I made an unbreakable vow to the Lord 167 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:39,120 that if my church becomes a cathedral and I a bishop, 168 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:43,680 -I will, thereafter, curtail my drinking. -Aye, aye. 169 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,720 A solemn vow indeed, but is that likely? 170 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:52,600 CROOKY: Well, sadly, Port Victory is not a place of pilgrimage. 171 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:56,320 There's nothing sacred in this dog's swill country. 172 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:01,680 No relics, no icons, no saint's bones. 173 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:06,160 Just destitute criminals demanding absolution. 174 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:10,400 You know, the real money is with the Protestants. 175 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,640 Yes. Well, I have often wondered about conversion. 176 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,800 And you can marry if you do. 177 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,120 Yes, there's a downside to everything. 178 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,520 (WATER RINSING) 179 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,560 (BELLE SIGHS) 180 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,680 All that scrubbing has left you with a hole in your dress. 181 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,120 Then look away. 182 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,120 You know, I am aware of medical discoveries overseas, 183 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200 just our head surgeon is not. 184 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,360 Blood and gore, to him, it's like a badge of honour. 185 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:48,440 And you'll go along with it even if it's killing your patients? 186 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,280 He will turn everything you've done back to the way it was. 187 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:52,920 And, for a few days, 188 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,520 at least some of the people in there might survive. 189 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,680 You'll need a map of the human body, 190 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,440 how everything connects to everything else, 191 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,000 from the big toe, all the way up to the top of the head. 192 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,760 So, from the hallux to the cranium? 193 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:19,720 Digit phalanges, tarsus, crus, patella, femur... 194 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,320 Well, no, it's about the internal organs as well. 195 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,200 Cerebellum, oesophagus, lungs, heart, liver, 196 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,240 or would you like the names in Ancient Greek? 197 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:30,480 I speak Greek, and Latin. Do you? 198 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,920 I've never found the need to speak to dead Latins. 199 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,440 It isn't about the names. 200 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,920 You just said it was. 201 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,560 No, it is about looking into the face of a child 202 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,920 knowing they're going to die 203 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,200 and knowing that there is nothing you can do to help them. 204 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,560 There are more things to medicine than death. 205 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,720 There is life, and hope. 206 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,320 I'm sorry I was not born into a life of wealth. 207 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,880 I don't have the luxury of being able to cause trouble and get away with it. 208 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,240 So, really much better to be a common thief with your uncle. 209 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,160 Do you know how much they pay the surgeons here? 210 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:15,160 Well, no, of course, you wouldn't. Why would you? 211 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,520 Nothing. I get free food and accommodation. 212 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,400 -Then, how do you... -By gambling. 213 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,720 I play cards. 214 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,160 That's how I make my money. And I'm pretty good at it. 215 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,720 Except, last time, I got cheated, 216 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,560 and now, if I don't come up with a year's worth of income, 217 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,080 then I get my hand cut off. 218 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:35,520 So, that's why Fagin stole the gems. 219 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,600 You want to be a surgeon? 220 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,840 Then expect nothing in return. 221 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,400 Hey, Dodge, what do you know about Catholics? 222 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,040 What are they on about? 223 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,000 Have you managed to flog those rubies yet? 224 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,560 It's in hand, there's a couple of details still begging. 225 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,800 What do you know about 'em? 226 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,040 -Are you thinking about converting? -It depends. 227 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,120 There may be something of a holy conflation between money, 228 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,800 bones and Catholics. 229 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,240 Well, ask one of the nurses. They're all micks. 230 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:12,360 Jack, got a sailor who drank some whitewash. 231 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,120 Why would he do that? 232 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,520 A bet. Painting his internals. 233 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,760 Mix him up an emetic 234 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,200 and give him that bucket when you've emptied it. 235 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,720 Sister. Sister, excuse me. 236 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,480 I was wondering, as a man on a journey of faith, 237 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,640 whether I could talk to you about yours? 238 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,480 And you think this is the right time to ask, do you? 239 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,760 Do what the Pope says, be nice about the Virgin, 240 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,880 go to confessional and tell him your sins. 241 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:45,920 Oh! What area of the body claims that one? 242 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,760 -Coccyx? -Yeah. 243 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,040 It's part of a woman's arse. Leftover bit of tail. 244 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:55,760 Nellie Corstair's tail, to be more precise. 245 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,600 You know, she was about to hang, but the TB got her. 246 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:03,040 They hung her corpse anyway, so she learnt her lesson. 247 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,160 ALISTAIR: We are men, first and foremost. 248 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,400 It was from our rib that woman was created. 249 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,880 We don't bow to women. 250 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,080 We are, by the grace of God, the superior being. 251 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,880 Now let's see a woman try and lift this over her head. 252 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,360 Well, I'd love to see the naggin' biddy do this. 253 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,720 (LAUGHS DRUNKENLY) 254 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,680 -Oh, dear. -Now... 255 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:35,760 What? 256 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,520 (GROANS AND SCREAMS) 257 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,360 Now, just relax, Tinkler. 258 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,920 I think what you have here is a strangulated hernia. 259 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,080 Oh, dear. 260 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,200 Now, no need to operate. 261 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,640 With my expertise, I shall massage the tuberance back into place. 262 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,400 What the devilment has happened here? 263 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:58,520 What? Where's my hospital gone? 264 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,760 What is that odious smell? 265 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,720 Cleanliness, sir. It's apparently a new thing. 266 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,960 And you're responsible for this? 267 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,480 Because if you were, your employment is terminated. 268 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,040 No, sir. The order came from on high. 269 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,280 Who on high? 270 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,120 The governor's daughter. She is insisting on it. 271 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,760 Lady Belle, what are you doing here? 272 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,680 My father sent me to observe. 273 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,560 I run this felicity at a gold standard. 274 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,760 I will have you know 275 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,640 that one in every six of my patients goes on to live a very full life. 276 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,640 -Very impressive numbers. -I cannot deal with this now. 277 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,240 My friend has a strangulated hernia. 278 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,000 -I shall lay hands on him. -What? 279 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,040 -Prepare the surgical room. -TINKLER: No. 280 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,200 (TINKLER GROANS) 281 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:52,040 Gentlemen, what you have before you, is a classically-herniated groin. 282 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,120 (CROWD CLAMOURS) 283 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:57,440 With many lesser practitioners, this procedure would prove impossible. 284 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:02,240 But sadly perhaps for you in the gallery, in my hands, 285 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,960 this procedure will prove brief and painless for my friend. 286 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,240 -Yeah, pick 'em up, pick 'em up, pick 'em. -(CROWD LAUGHING) 287 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,720 And lay the patient on the table. 288 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,040 Here. Easy, now. 289 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,040 (FAGIN PRAYING INDISTINCTLY) 290 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,640 What are you doing? 291 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,800 Oh. 292 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080 Forgive me, Bishop. 293 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,200 I was overcome with religious zeal. 294 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,680 ALISTAIR: Now, I lower my friend's trousers 295 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,760 and feel gently around the groinal area. 296 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,760 (GROANS) 297 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,120 Mmm. Hello. 298 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,960 Sorry, Tinkler, I didn't mean to touch that. 299 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:01,600 Yes, I can feel a sizeable protuberance to the right of the testicles. 300 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,160 Pass me the hernia tool. 301 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:13,720 Now, I place the tool gently onto the skin. 302 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,400 (SKIN CLAMPS) 303 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:16,680 (SCREAMS) 304 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,520 Yes, well, in a church of this magnificence, 305 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,400 surely, you are the bishop. 306 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,680 Too far from Rome. 307 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,520 FAGIN: Oh. 308 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:29,920 Yes, well, 309 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,080 my own days training for the cloth were equally hard. 310 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,960 You a priest? Find that hard to believe. 311 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,120 Yes, well, these are the struggles of our faith. 312 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,600 What do we believe? 313 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,240 -I'm locking up now. -All right, okay. 314 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,520 Well, I'll be on me way. 315 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,320 It's just, you see, I do like to bless each church that I visit 316 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,080 with me holy relic before I leave. 317 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,280 I thank you, Bishop. Sorry, Priest. 318 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,840 A relic? 319 00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:02,760 Now, just a standard complication as the blood seeps out. 320 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,520 It's dropping, something I can sop with. 321 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,480 -What's happening? -His bowel is falling out. 322 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,680 Do something. 323 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:11,800 Well, nothing more to be done. Just the to and fro of normal medicine. 324 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,120 He'll die if you don't do something. 325 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,360 -Quick! -He will die, anyway. It's abdominal. 326 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,440 We can't operate. 327 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,920 -The pain alone would kill him. -ALISTAIR: Somebody daub as best we can. 328 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:27,240 At me lowest ebb, broken, destitute, 329 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,360 I was a wanderer without purpose, 330 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,880 until one day, a holy man appeared to me on Mount Sinai... 331 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,320 But I thought you said you were in Jerusalem. 332 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:43,320 And told me to go forth unto Jerusalem, 333 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,640 where God would bestow upon me a great blessing, 334 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,840 but also, a great burden. 335 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:54,320 And would that I could be rid of it. 336 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,360 Is this real? 337 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,080 It is real as my faith. 338 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,480 And these jewels... 339 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,040 Rubies. 340 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,800 And the bone, who does that belong to? 341 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:11,360 -A martyred saint. -Which saint? 342 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,120 Saint Coccyx. 343 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,760 -I haven't heard of him. -Her. 344 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,320 You wouldn't have, very recent. 345 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,320 The Vatican kept her hushed. 346 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,360 She had a power that can't be measured. 347 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,000 Three of the popes owe their papacy to her. 348 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,800 Well, she touched the popes? 349 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,680 Very often, I suspect. 350 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,440 But I can see that you're closin' up, so... 351 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,800 No, no, no. Stay, stay. 352 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,640 Let me break out the altar wine. 353 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,600 ALISTAIR: Is there anything that you would like me to say to your wife? 354 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,760 I told you, he refuses to ether patients. 355 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,720 Yeah, I wasn't thinking of the patient. 356 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:52,120 You tell her you're a murdering buffoon who's killed me! 357 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:56,400 This is just normal behaviour for someone in a state of shock. 358 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,840 Blood loss will also cause... 359 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,360 -You're sweating, sir. -Thank you. 360 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,800 Or are they manly tears for a comrade? 361 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:02,960 Here. 362 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,560 (CROWD GROANS) 363 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,840 Take over. 364 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,720 What? But I've never done abdominal surgery before. 365 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,800 No one has. 366 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,160 He'll die, anyways. His bowels are around his knees. 367 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,480 Everybody out. Go on. 368 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,520 Tim, can you deal with the Prof? 369 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,200 I have no idea how much ether to use. 370 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,360 So, experiment. 371 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,640 The amount they've been drinking, they'll be out for weeks. 372 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,920 There, breathe in. 373 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,440 The idiot's perforated his bowel. 374 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,800 I'm gonna have to cut out this section here and then join it up. 375 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,120 Just a moment. 376 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,320 Hetty, scissors. 377 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,360 (GROANS) 378 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,880 (BREATHING RAGGEDLY) 379 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,600 (SIGHS) 380 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,080 Staunch that blood. I can't see a damn thing. 381 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,520 I can suture it. 382 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,640 -Are you sure? I don't want you fainting. -I'm fine. 383 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,840 How's your needlework? 384 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,960 'Cause I'll need you to stitch up the bowel 385 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,400 -before I can feed it back in. -I do a lot of embroidery. 386 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,000 (APPLAUDING) 387 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:45,160 What? Why? 388 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,080 Extraordinary, sir. It was like you were in a trance. 389 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,920 That is the word. Like he was out of his body. 390 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,680 We thought your friend would die, 391 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:56,560 but somehow, you took control and saved him. 392 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:57,920 It was a medical miracle. 393 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:02,000 Oh, you know, (CLEARS THROAT) the three pillars. 394 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,040 Training, knowledge, and experience. 395 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,160 But, and when that fails, an instinct kicks in. 396 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,560 Remarkable. 397 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,360 Do you know, I... I have almost no memory of how I achieved it. 398 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,560 But you were exhausted at the end and slept the sleep of the righteous. 399 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,840 If only you could have seen yourself as we saw you, sir. 400 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,760 That was truly something in there. 401 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,480 Will he live? 402 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,760 I don't know. 403 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:37,800 But he survived the operation, which is remarkable. 404 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,480 I doubt what we did in there has ever been done before. 405 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:49,360 You were very good. 406 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,200 As were you. 407 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,800 Mind you, a good surgeon doesn't get dizzy over the sight of blood. 408 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,200 -Well, it took me two years. -I'm perfectly fine with blood. 409 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,400 You did very well. 410 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,280 Nice embroidery on that bowel. 411 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,000 That's what we women are good for. 412 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,800 What we did today 413 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,200 was extraordinary. 414 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,880 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 415 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,240 I enter with goodly news. 416 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,640 Thank God, you sold the rubies. 417 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,240 Not in so many words. 418 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,280 There is only one word, Fagin, it's "yes." 419 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:13,640 But now, I have access to some bees and honey. 420 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,320 How much bees and honey? 26 pound worth? 421 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,840 Well, that depends on the scratchings in the Sunday collection plate. 422 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,320 You sold the rubies to a church? 423 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,520 No, I loaned them. 424 00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,680 Temporary storage till I can find a real buyer. 425 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,800 Which church? 426 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,960 Church of the Holy micks. 427 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,120 In return for which I get the takings of five collection plates. 428 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,040 So, five Sundays? 429 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,800 Fagin, I need the dosh by Wednesday! 430 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,160 The micks don't have any cash. 431 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,160 They're all ex-cons or soldiers who've blown away all their pay. 432 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:46,320 This is God telling us to get back to the ways that we know best. 433 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,880 I'm not going back to thieving. 434 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,120 You used to live for it! Once in the blood. 435 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,280 -I saved a man's life today. -Ah, yes. 436 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,080 That only yesterday would've died. 437 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,880 I performed surgery never before attempted in this country. 438 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,360 Yeah. 439 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,520 There is a whole world opening up for me. 440 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,040 But I need these. 441 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,960 Well, you know I'd give up me own meat-hooks to save you. 442 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 Excellent, I accept. Let's go offer them now. 443 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,160 -I did! They wouldn't take 'em. -No, you didn't. 444 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,400 In a manner of speaking, I did. I implied. 445 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,480 No. Because you'd never do anything for me. 446 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,000 You've never done anything for me. 447 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,000 And I'm bloody sure you're taking more than five collection plates. 448 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,880 Oh, tosh. Come on, you hurt me to the core. 449 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,760 We're cut from the same glass. Thicker than blood. 450 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,720 -No, you and I have nothing in common. -Our history. 451 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,280 Yeah, well, you burnt that when you left me rotting in Newgate. 452 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,560 What else? 453 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,120 Oliver Twist. 454 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,560 What about him? 455 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:45,840 We both equal hate him. 456 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,960 Well, yeah, everyone hates Oliver Twist. He's a wet lettuce. 457 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:52,880 That by no means qualifies us as having anything in common with one another. 458 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,320 No, I know what you do, Fagin. 459 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,720 You'd stand by again, and watch as I go down. 460 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,480 Except this time, I'm not gonna burn alone. 461 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,360 (HARP PLAYING) 462 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:18,720 "Me thoughts I heard the robin's lark, midst the noise of day. 463 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:27,240 "But t'was in jest a canine's bark, my companion's call to play. 464 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,240 "But then me thinks I heard a different cry, 465 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,480 "that seemed to winged, emanate from the sky." 466 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,920 A-woo! A-woo! 467 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,160 (WHISPERS) Did you forget your sister organised an evening soiree? 468 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,720 Yes, if I'd remembered, I'd still be out. 469 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,280 What have you done to yourself? 470 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,760 -I'm fine. -Jodhpurs. 471 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,760 (HARP PLAYING) 472 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,800 (ALL APPLAUDING) 473 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,960 Open fire! Cannons! 474 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,360 You finished. 475 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,160 Thank God... Good, good. Very good. Yes, wonderful. 476 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,160 Heady stuff. Much, much to ponder. Yes. 477 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:11,480 Now, honoured guests, family, dearest companions. 478 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,560 I know, like me, you must be moist with anticipation, 479 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,800 wondering what treat is behind these curtains. 480 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,360 With the help of Mr. Smales and our domestics, 481 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,880 it is my honour to present a series of tableaux 482 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,880 based on famous art masterpieces. 483 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,240 You think Father would mind awfully me using a hunting rifle in the house? 484 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:33,000 First we immortalise Michelangelo's famous painting of Leda and the Swan. 485 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,440 (IMITATING SWAN) 486 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,560 GOVERNOR: Well. Quite, Fanny. 487 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,760 -There's blood on your shoe. -Is there? 488 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,680 Are you well, my dear? 489 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,040 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 490 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,720 Extraordinary. 491 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,320 Will you ever spend the whole night with me? 492 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,680 Go back to sleep. 493 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:39,640 CROOKY: In a time of trial, when the soul is knitted up with cares, 494 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:44,720 we must turn inside ourselves and find our strength. 495 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,880 Only then we'll be whole and pure again. 496 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,320 -Amen. -CONGREGATION: Amen. 497 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,160 And how long before these blessings of Saint Coccyx begin to work? 498 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,800 It began the moment your hand touched its divine power. 499 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,720 Just keep it locked in that cage. 500 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,200 Actually, on second thoughts, 501 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:13,840 on special occasions, just lie there and hold it to your chest 502 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,080 and let me take over some of your more priestly duties. 503 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,320 (COUGHS) 504 00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:29,280 GAINES: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 505 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,520 I have committed sins of thought and deed. 506 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:36,920 Of rage and torment. 507 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,200 I see the way men look at my sweet Peggy. 508 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,840 I want to wring their necks until their eyes pop 509 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,480 and their brains explode from their nostrils. 510 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,120 Perfectly natural thoughts, my son. 511 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,000 God forgives you. 512 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:04,400 And now, I must leave my innocent rose for three days. 513 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,960 Alone in that building. 514 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,560 With 100 soldiers arriving for their monthly pay. 515 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:17,920 I can save them hands of yours, Dodge. 516 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,640 What, you got all 26 pounds? 517 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,640 And so much more. 518 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,200 No, not from one collection plate. 519 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,840 No, more from information shared in the sanctity of the confession box. 520 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,440 But it is a lay-down hand. 521 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,040 -Do you have the money, yes or no? -Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 522 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,440 It's just, it's a question of collecting it. 523 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,320 Good. Where from? 524 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:37,640 From the military barracks. 525 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,960 No, no, no. Hear me out, hear me out. 526 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,120 All we gotta do is break into the military quarters, 527 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,960 slip past a guard or two. 528 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,560 Stroll into Gaines' abode, 529 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,200 where his missus is in the gentle arms of Morpheus. 530 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,480 Pinch the payload, 531 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:54,200 and you will be scoffing scones and cream with two hands. 532 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,880 And that will be my last meal. 533 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,840 I told you what a madman Gaines is. 534 00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:00,280 Yes, I know it. He opened up to me intimately. 535 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,240 He's going away for three days. I've got it all planned out. 536 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,440 Solid, copper-bottomed, foolproof. 537 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,920 You never plan anything. 538 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,640 You just make stuff up on the spot, and then you hang people out to dry. 539 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,480 No, no, no, you see before you a changed man. 540 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,000 I am growing, Dodge, please. Please grow with me. 541 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,360 No, I've made that mistake once before. 542 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,520 You know, you never truly leave the old ways behind. 543 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,960 You used to positively squeal with delight after a heist. 544 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,920 Grubby little smile, from ear to ear. 545 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,160 I do not squeal. 546 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,920 Well, in that case, bid a fond farewell to your hand. 547 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,960 Because without it, you might as well be talking to the lid. 548 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,600 Strong stuff, this. 549 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,760 Clears you right out. Sure you need all of it? 550 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,360 Yes. I've been backed up something awful. 551 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,720 Time to fire a cannonball through me bowels. 552 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,160 Bless you. 553 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,560 And may the good Lord protect you tonight, 554 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,960 as you drink in all the holiness you can manage. 555 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,640 Come on, drink up, lads. 556 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,880 You told me there were two guards, there's five. 557 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,320 Two, five, what's the difference? 558 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,560 Three. 559 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:33,680 (SIGHS) I'm gonna scale that tree, edge along the wall. 560 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,840 Then I'll find somewhere soft to break my fall. 561 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,160 Take out one of the guards, nick his keys, and open the gate. Now, you wait here. 562 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,760 (VOMITING) 563 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,720 On the other hand, you could always enter by the gate. 564 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,360 (VOMITING CONTINUES) 565 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,600 Hello, my dear. Stressful night? 566 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,600 I think they's all dying. Is it the plague? 567 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,280 Well, I heard you had some trouble, 568 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,560 so I notified the young doctor immediately. 569 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:11,800 Doctor? 570 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,840 There's been a shocking outbreak of the dyspepsias 571 00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,960 among some of our brave lads. I thought you could be of assistance. 572 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,560 Can he come straight through? 573 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,080 After you. 574 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,440 Give these men some fluids. 575 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,840 DODGER: What did you do? 576 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:37,400 Little bit of that medication you gave to the paint swallower the other day. 577 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,640 -How much did you give them? -Just a cup or two. 578 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,480 Packs a powerful wallop. 579 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,680 You're only supposed to give 'em a teaspoon. 580 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,520 "At first, do no harm." 581 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:53,280 Easy as pluckin' a winkle out of a pigeon's ear. 582 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,000 PEGGY: What do you think you're doing? 583 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,160 SOLDIER: Just checking the strongroom, ma'am. 584 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:09,320 PEGGY: Hurry, I'm entertaining my cousin. 585 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:16,960 (STOMACH GURGLES) 586 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,280 (WHISPERS) Shadows. Pilferer's best friend. 587 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,280 Dodge, Dodge. 588 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,840 -Oh. -"Oh," what? 589 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,840 It's a bloody Durack Jenson. 590 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,720 DODGER: A bloody Durack Jensen. 591 00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:52,240 Neither of us do safes. Did you not think to check that? 592 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,760 I can't plan everything. 593 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,160 It's empty. 594 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:09,360 FAGIN: Yes. I noted that. 595 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,720 Someone hit it before us. 596 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,840 -(MAN MOANING IN DISTANCE) -Let's go above. It's this way. 597 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,560 (PEGGY MOANING) 598 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,400 MAN: Get in there. (CHUCKLES) 599 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,880 Come here. 600 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,520 (PEGGY MOANS) 601 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,480 (PEGGY MOANING) 602 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,520 DARIUS: Come, my wild mare. 603 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,440 (GRUNTS) 604 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:55,240 (PEGGY MOANS) 605 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,600 (THUMPING) 606 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,520 (PEGGY LAUGHING AND MOANING) 607 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,800 (ROOSTER CROWING) 608 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,080 (DARIUS SNORING) 609 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,560 (DOG BARKING) 610 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,920 This is not the London I knew. 611 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,920 Where's the fog? Where's the constant drizzle? 612 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,600 It kept the joy in. 613 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:07,520 Here, it's all blue skies and not enough scratch. 614 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:08,680 It's ageing me. 615 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,520 Suppose this watch ought to be worth a penny or two. 616 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,680 Tuppence. 617 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,400 That wouldn't even save me a finger. 618 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,000 He did display a certain bounteous vigour. 619 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,080 We could always blackmail the codger. 620 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,200 DODGER: How? 621 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,320 By telling him we broke in to steal their payload? 622 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,280 They'd hang us up along with Darius. 623 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,000 How much was in your collection plate? 624 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,200 Two pounds, two shillings and thruppence. 625 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,240 Great. So, only 23 pounds short, then. 626 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 627 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,920 Morning! 628 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,560 I made another one for you, Jack. 629 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,120 I got it to hold an egg before. 630 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,760 Still a while to go. 631 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,280 Might take meself back to the what'sy doovit I made Darius. 632 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:12,840 Darius doesn't have an artificial hand. 633 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,680 No. No, strange, that. 634 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,400 He wanted it for something else. 635 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,280 Had to go under his Benjamin. 636 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,800 Some sort of magic trick, he said. 637 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,040 That trick we used to play on the old geezers 638 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,040 -down in Leicester Square. -The money roll. 639 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,360 Yeah. You reckon you could make 640 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,400 two pound, two shillings and thruppence look like a 26 pound roll? 641 00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,680 -Depends how long we play the bluff. -No, better, 642 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,400 can you make it look like two rolls? 643 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,480 Now, that would require artfulness. 644 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,920 Tim, show us exactly how this apparatus works. 645 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,560 (MOANING SOFTLY) 646 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,160 Forgive me, whoever or whatever is up there. 647 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:33,720 I done so much terrible and wrong in this life and I knows it. 648 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:38,080 I ain't apologising 'cause we both know I'll do the same again tomorrow, 649 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,200 and you give me this nature, so, 650 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,320 this is as much your issue as it is mine. 651 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,320 If it be any comfort, 652 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,000 there's scarce a night goes by where me dreams don't rattle me something awful. 653 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,160 No more than what I did to Jack when he was a little'un. 654 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,400 You knows what I did. 655 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,400 And you know what I might have to do to him in the future. 656 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:07,760 But for tonight, I'm asking, humble-like, 657 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,440 watch over him. 658 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,320 I need him. With both his hands. 659 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,960 Yeah. Well... 660 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,920 That's it. 661 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,800 Have a good night, God. 662 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,960 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 663 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,240 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 664 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,920 Nice. 665 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,200 Now, as long as we move quickly 666 00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,760 and he doesn't notice the odd bit of hospital bandage 667 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,640 and organ music, we should be fine. 668 00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,520 DARIUS: Well, well, well. 669 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:58,120 Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Jack Dawkins. 670 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,800 The money or the hand, that's his choice. 671 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,720 You know, Aputi here brought his axe along. 672 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,480 It's a little bit blunt. 673 00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,960 But it should do the job. 674 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,920 Few whacks, I suppose. 675 00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,840 Your shigs. 676 00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,320 I take it that's the money in full? 677 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,000 You can count it if you like. 678 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,080 There's plenty more where that came from. In fact, why don't we up the stakes? 679 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,440 You and me, winner takes all, 680 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,960 and I'll match that one with this one right here of the same amount. 681 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,360 I'm happy as I am, thanks. 682 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,640 Fine, if you're scared. Take the money. We're square. 683 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,800 Scared? Of you? Don't make me chuckle. 684 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,080 (MEN SNICKER) 685 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,720 I'm sorry, everyone, I thought we coulda had a bit of fun, 686 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,440 but it seems that Mr. Darius Cracksworth's somewhat lacking 687 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,560 -in the backbone department. -You watch what you're saying, boy. 688 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,240 FAGIN: Not everyone can be as brave as you, Jack. 689 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,720 FAGIN: Tell you what, why don't we add a bit of flavour, 690 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,800 double the money and if he loses, you take both his hands. 691 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,440 One hand, two hand, what's the difference? Am I the only one here with timber? 692 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,680 DARIUS: You wouldn't be able to wipe your own arse. 693 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,440 Maybe that's what your shambles of a relative is for, eh? 694 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,360 Yeah. Let's not say things we might have cause to regret. 695 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,280 Are we talking, or are we playing? 696 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,000 You've got a big night ahead of you. 697 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,920 (MEN EXCLAIMING) 698 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,240 So, who's this Captain Gaines geezer? 699 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,080 We're playing cards, Uncle. 700 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,560 It's just a friendly game. 701 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,560 I heard he hung a bloke just for looking at his missus. 702 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,400 DODGER: You don't even wanna make eye contact with his missus. 703 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,320 He'll chop you up into little pieces and feed you to his dog. 704 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,480 Isn't that right? 705 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,960 Two cards, please. 706 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,880 Withdraw the bet. Withdraw the bet, give him the money. 707 00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,760 No, don't work like that, you hairy carpet bag. 708 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,160 He said he's in, he's in. 709 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:13,080 Aputi, did you have a chance to sharpen that blade? 710 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,360 You told me to make it blunt as possible. 711 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,040 That's right. I did, too. 712 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,400 He's right, Uncle. 713 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,200 I gave him my word. 714 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:30,360 I have been risk-drunk my entire life. 715 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,080 I always knew I'd end up here. 716 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,680 So, before I face the inevitable, 717 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,640 may the last use of my hand be to shake yours? 718 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,600 For I know, you to be a gentleman of honour 719 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,680 and you have taught me a lesson that I will take to my grave. 720 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,640 (FAGIN COUGHS) 721 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,000 (OBJECTS RATTLING) 722 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,840 (CLEARS THROAT) Beg your pardon. 723 00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:02,320 (STOMPS) 724 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,560 (STOMPS AND GRUNTS) 725 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,560 (STOMPING) 726 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,160 Got the cramps, have you? 727 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,200 Yeah, I get them. 728 00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,240 (STOMPS) 729 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,960 Come on, then. 730 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,520 (CROWD CLAMOURING) 731 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:20,760 -You cheated. -Cheated? 732 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,600 How dare you, sir? How? 733 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,840 I am not wearing a coat. 734 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,880 I have nothing up my sleeves. Perhaps you should take off yours. 735 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,760 Yeah, maybe you should remove your clobber as a gesture of goodwill. 736 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,160 Maybe it was all that talk of Captain Gaines 737 00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,920 and his terrible, awful, vicious, 738 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,080 violent brutalness that put a dampener on your evening. 739 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,400 I think we should chuff off, I'm sensing a few hostilenesses. 740 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,280 Thank you, gentlemen. 741 00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:50,600 Come, my wild mare. 742 00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,000 Yes, I seen it in your eyes. 743 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:04,200 The old Dodger, none of that toff talk. 744 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,760 No, you saw nothing. 745 00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,240 Yes, I did. It was there. 746 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:11,560 The thrill, the danger, you live for it. It's like a craving with you. 747 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,560 It was there from the very first day I unwrapped you 748 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,200 from that swaddling cloth and took you under me wing. 749 00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,480 You told me I was naked and shivering. 750 00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,080 Well, this was after I wrapped you. It's all one. 751 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,800 -Tonight was fun. -Yeah. 752 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,000 So, here we are, a team again. Father and son. 753 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,760 No. That was my last caper. 754 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,600 Now, I am back to being a surgeon. 755 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,040 Nothing in this country that don't bite ya. 756 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,560 (BREATHING RAGGEDLY) 757 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,480 (MAN COUGHING IN DISTANCE) 758 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,800 (BELLE SIGHS) 759 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,000 He's dying, isn't he? 760 00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,320 (TINKLER GROANS) 761 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,560 BELLE: What can we do? 762 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,680 Hold his hand and see him into the next life. 763 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,080 (TINKLER SHUDDERS) 764 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,880 MONKS: I hear your boy's got himself in some trouble? 765 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:24,040 You mind your ears and stop talking. You need to focus on the task ahead. 766 00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,240 For which we needs the Dodge. 767 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,320 -Don't cock this up, Fagin. -You'll have him. 768 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,400 I just need to win back the boy's favour. 769 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,880 There's still a few old wounds. 770 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,200 MONKS: So, when can we have him in our embrace? 771 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:38,640 Make a move on the ochre? 772 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:40,720 When I say. 773 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,560 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)