'Some people are way past normal or crazy.'
'Somewhere beyond good and bad.'
'They begin the day with a good deed'
'but end the day with a sin.'
Open your damn eyes.
Wake up already.
I brought alcohol. Wash your face.
"One drink down, you lost your way."
"Now reality's kicking in?"
'But he didn't step out to do good or bad.'
Get up.
'He went out to fulfil a craving.'
'Insanity. Madness.'
'This is the story of one such psycho.'
If you were so full of youth,
you should've hit the gym and sweated it out.
And if the rush was still too much, you should've flushed it away.
Do you think you're the hero of this story?
I'm the one who pens it.
Hit me.
Come on, hit me.
"Guess what?"
Hit me.
"This heart's gone full-on psycho in love!"
"A psycho lover!"
"This heart's gone full-on psycho in love!"
"A psycho lover!"
"This heart's gone full-on psycho in love!"
"A psycho lover!"
'This city is a thousand years old.'
'As old as it is, it's still young.'
'As eccentric as it is, it's just as brilliant.'
'But like his city,'
'he carried both yesterday and today within him.'
Brothers, pay attention.
I've got something new.
Oh! - Okay.
This is the character sketch of today's lover.
Hear me out! Wow! - Verse incoming!
"I looked at her with all my love…" - Wow!
Listen up!
"I looked at her with all my love, and she said,"
What did she say?
"Why are you staring at me, idiot?"
Oh!
So I replied.
"You're my life. I'm your husband."
"You're the book, I'm the cover. You're gorgeous, I'm your lover."
Wow... - Oh, wow.
"I'm not even scared of your dad."
Why? - Why?
"Because I'm today's lover, carefree, reckless, unstoppable!"
Wow, brother! Awesome!
Ma'am, why are you sitting there? I'm right here.
Truly, Vishnu. The age of downfall has arrived.
It has arrived, but why now?
Once, in Lord Shiva's Kashi, Kalidasa wrote a masterpiece.
Yes, he did. What a legend!
And today, in Lord Shiva's Ujjain, Kartik has...
Written a poem. - Or rather, murdered it!
Look, Ms Georgia, you might not have noticed,
but, hey, there was some praise! - Exactly!
Anyone giving praise is probably just like you.
Artistic, I tell you. - All street-smart and showy!
Hey!
Ritu, why are you always so rude to me?
Anyway, it's not your fault, Ms Georgia.
You're a fake, part-time doctor. What would you know about art?
Listen. Poetry and art need feelings in the heart.
Correct.
And these feelings only come when there's someone in your life.
Someone who lights up that spot between your brows.
And if no one comes along, tell me,
I'll turn your glabella into a floodlight.
You know, Ms Ritu.
If my glabella spotlight was meant for you,
I'd be a legendary poet by now. - Shut up!
I think, Ritu... - What do you think?
I feel the God who made Sakina for Tara Singh
and Katrina for Vicky,
must've made someone for me, too.
So what would you do without Ritu?
What would I do?
See? That's poetry! - I know.
Why do you guys act like this?
Oh, my dear!
How many times do I have to tell you?
Stop chasing cars like that.
Nobody cares if you get hurt.
What will you do if someone runs you over one day?
Here come your friends.
He's not a friend. He's my best friend. You are, right?
You talk to dogs like they understand
every word you say.
Of course he does. Don't you?
He understands everything. Here.
You see, aunt.
A wise but crazy poet once said,
a dog stays loyal even after being beaten.
But humans betray you even after being loved.
Why are humans like that?
You and your friends… Seriously!
Tell me.
Why are humans like this?
Govindram, you and your son
are completely useless.
Why are you talking like that? I'm asking because I need it.
You've ruined my life.
My life is hell because of you.
What's my fault in this? - Your fault?
It's not yours. It's mine
for hiring you.
What happened, dad?
Son, the scooter's acting up.
If I could get 2,000 rupees, I could fix it.
Yes.
I told him to deduct it from next month's salary.
Do one thing. Hit me.
Hit me.
We're barely making anything,
and now you want another two thousand?
Let me ask you something.
Yesterday, a customer requested five kilograms of ghee.
How much did you give him?
Five kilograms.
The full amount.
Five kilograms total!
If he asks for five kilograms, I'll give him five kilograms.
Mix three kilos of ghee with two kilos of palm oil,
only then will you make a profit.
Or go all in? Just take everything from here!
Your honesty has already made you shut your shop.
I don't want to be the next one.
You're insane! - Uncle, please. Be respectful.
What respect?
He's your elder brother.
Elder brother, my foot!
Why are you staring at me?
You and your father
survive on my leftovers. Got it?
Consider this a favour. Okay?
Elder brother! Now he'll start shooting daggers with his eyes!
Oh! Pocket money mindset,
dollar attitude!
Idiot! I won't tolerate anyone disrespecting my father.
Because he's our family.
I can't touch him.
But you... I'll smash you to pieces.
Kartik, my son! Please don't.
Oh, Kartik! - He's completely lost it!
Total nutcase! Get lost!
What are you doing, Kartik?
Please stop this, Kartik.
Calm down, son.
That's enough.
Control your anger, dear.
Or someday it'll destroy you.
Always remember one thing, son.
Never harm anyone
with your thoughts,
your words, or your hands.
Promise me.
I can't tolerate anyone disrespecting you.
Lord Shiva will take care of everything.
Listen. Some tourists are coming from Katni tomorrow.
Show them Lord Shiva's temple.
Reach on time, okay?
Who are they?
Your uncle's contacts.
Oh, come on! - Oh, dear!
Leave it, son. It's work.
Come on.
Go on. Don't turn down work.
Go.
"Folk music"
Hey, Manager! I want the room
far away from that old lady.
What if God comes for her and takes me along?
Hey, Manga!
Make sure to bring all my bags into my room.
Manga's here to collect grandmother's things.
He'll take his and grandma's luggage.
Everyone else carries their own.
Let's go.
This colour really suits you.
Are your guests coming, or should I leave?
Stay there, Kartik.
Learn some patience.
They're from Huntry Chauhan's family.
Give them a proper tour.
Please don't hesitate to call me if you have any issues. Okay?
Who's this VIP anyway?
'Men don't talk much.'
'But their eyes say everything.'
'Most eyes are hungry.'
'Lust. Some judge.'
'Some admire.'
'But his eyes carried a pure madness.'
Kartik.
Are you Mr Kartik?
Mr Kartik. - Yes.
Umbrella, please?
'And I knew what I saw'
'in his eyes,'
'because unlike the others,'
'he wasn't staring at my body in the rain.'
'He was looking straight into my eyes.'
'Or maybe he was drowning in them.'
If you can handle it, let me know.
Otherwise, I'll find someone else.
This queue is getting too long.
It's pouring, and the crowd is out of control.
Please try to understand. Do something.
Okay. Hold this.
"What else should I look at?" "What else should I ask for?"
"What is there in this world to look at, other than you?"
"You are the reason I am breathing"
"And you are the reason for beating heart."
This ma'am can't sit still for a second.
If it were up to me, I'd free this old hag myself.
Let's poison the old hag.
"I've lost my heart" "At the first moment, I set my eyes on you."
"This poor heart cannot understand"
"What the issue is."
Ritu! - 'Hello.'
Hello. What are you doing?
Kartik, I don't have time right now.
Then pause everything and listen to this.
'Like Romeo, he wandered in search of his Juliet.'
'Day and night,'
'I tried to pour my soul into her portrait.'
'But nothing worked. The picture stayed incomplete.'
'Then one day, fate finally smiled.'
'When the rain brought you with it.'
'I burned through countless nights'
'for that painting.'
'And after meeting you,'
'it felt like my desires'
'were falling from the sky'
'to the earth.'
My glabella's on fire, Ritu.
It's burning so badly that even a dip
in the River Shipra won't cool it down.
Meet me soon. I have so much to tell you.
Okay. Bye.
Take this. Drop it at the Dharamshala.
She's got just a few breaths left! She is about to die. Hurry up!
Where are you headed? Grab the luggage!
What's going on?
Whose heart is failing now?
Mine! Write the name of the injection, quickly!
Kartik, if dad finds out about all this, you're dead meat.
Let him.
Kartik…
O Lord, give her a little more time.
There!
O Lord Shiva!
You'll die.
What have you done?
My grandmother came here to attain her salvation.
She's just asleep.
She is in Lord Shiva's city now.
She'll get what she came for.
I haven't taken that away from her.
I've just given her some more time.
What do you want?
Your friendship.
As soon as a girl appears,
you're trying to become friends!
I have standards, you see.
I don't befriend just anyone.
Do you see those three men?
They're my bodyguards.
Then tell them to find another job.
I'll protect you instead.
You'll die.
You have no idea who I am
or where I come from.
Then tell me.
Who are you?
Let's hear your family history. I'm curious.
Maybe I'd like to belong to it too.
Plenty of guys try
their cheesy lines on me.
Prove it.
Did you see that?
The old lady is sleeping so peacefully.
She came here to be free
but looks like she'll leave completely fixed.
No idea if the old lady will be freed or not,
but she's a total mess. Always dragging us somewhere.
Aah!
Are they your bodyguards?
They are big fools.
They won't be able to protect you.
From now on, I will be
your guard and caretaker.
What do you want? - To feed you 'chaat.'
I saw you that day at the market,
stuffing yourself with cheap 'pani puri' and 'chaat.'
It broke my heart.
I wondered what kind of impression that would leave
of me and of my city?
That's why I want to serve you
hot 'chaat' cooked in 'desi' ghee.
I want you to have a good impression.
So when you go,
you leave with such good memories
that you'll never forget me.
And maybe the impression is so good
that you never leave at all.
Go to hell.
Where are you taking me?
Come on. Why ask so many questions?
Look, I completed your challenge
you have to befriend me.
You'll tour my beautiful city with me.
You have to spend some time with me.
That's the rule.
Not interested.
Okay.
Don't listen.
Then I'll do a water burial, right here.
Think again.
Answer me.
Killing a Brahmin won't go unpunished, Charu.
Fine.
Kartik.
Kartik!
Kartik, I agree. Please come out.
What? - Come out.
Hello.
I'm always happy after getting my glabella burnt, right?
Go.
Find someone and set your glabella on fire, too.
I'll handle my own scene.
They come from very far.
Siberian seagulls.
I envy them.
They have the whole sky.
They never stay in one place.
No one can cage them.
I once saw a seagull tangled in a wire at the railway station.
I wish someone had saved it, Kartik.
But everyone left it to die.
I don't care about human pain anymore.
Who would care about a helpless bird?
If there's a problem, please let me know, Charu.
I'll fix it.
And if I can't, Lord Shiva will.
My whole life is a problem, Kartik.
You learn to live with it.
But hope never really dies.
That's a good thing.
Why should hope die anyway?
This bird arrived here seeking freedom.
Just like your grandmother, and maybe you, too.
It takes time, but peace is guaranteed in Lord Shiva's Ujjain.
You'll find it too.
That's true.
Let's get something to eat.
How about 'kulfi'?
"The veils of shyness entangled with the eyes"
"And are slowly coming down."
"Caged birds" "Are breaking out of their cage and flying away."
"Make me yours, take me in your arms"
"Give my wandering heart a place in your life."
"I have lost my heart in the first moment" "And the first sight."
"The poor heart cannot understand" "What the issue is."
Hey!
Looking for me?
I was looking for you, too.
For years.
I had something important to say.
Actually, I wanted to tell you that
I can do anything for you.
I've already proved it.
So listen carefully, Ms Charulata.
If you ever need me, I'm a call away.
I'll be there.
No complaints.
No conditions.
No questions.
When did you take these photos?
You didn't even know, right?
That's called talent.
No, that's called stalking.
Stalking?
Ma'am, where I come from, this is called love.
And I'm madly in love with you.
Saying it is just a formality.
But it still needs to be said.
Last
but not least.
Charu…
I…
Love...
Just say yes once, Charu.
I swear on Lord Shiva, I'll cross every line for you.
Is something wrong?
Tell me.
Your family?
I don't want to think about anyone else right now.
Everyone's going to be exposed here!
People have turned this place into a cheap hotel!
Hey! Make them stand in line.
I don't want my face seen, Kartik.
If my family finds out, it's over.
My face can't be seen.
It won't be.
Take a stole!
Hey, who's hiding there in the corner?
Record everyone.
Almost every corner is taken.
Vishnu.
That's Pandey.
He's turned this place into a movie theatre.
What show was playing?
'Love Never Bows.'
Today, Pandey's come down a notch.
Today, I will sing the song.
Got it?
Hey!
Remove the lady's mask a bit.
Let's see whose daughter Pandey's is going around with.
Keep it down!
Huh!
Record Pandey's lady love.
Do it. - Raja Singh.
I'm in love, not cheating!
Oh! - Watch your tone.
Dialogues?
Very nice.
You're just making this more interesting.
Now let's see who's behind the veil.
Who is she?
Huh?
The police are abusing their power without permission.
The media is present, Pandey. - Look around.
You're spared for today.
You don't have legal clearance to use force here. - Let's go.
Moral policing is illegal, sir.
What?
Moral policing is illegal. Please come aside.
Illegal? And what they're doing is legal?
Sir, we'll look into that. But you entered illegally.
Did we enter illegally, or did they?
Sir, first show us the permission. Step aside.
Step aside, sir. - Come on.
Step aside.
Move. Come on. - Hit them...
I shouldn't have met you.
This is all my fault.
I'm sorry.
Will you meet me tomorrow?
Please let me go, Kartik.
Will you meet me tomorrow?
Please. Let me go.
Will you meet me tomorrow? - Let me go.
Give it, brother.
Thank you.
What is this?
'Poha.' What else could it be?
What's this?
I got hurt. - Really?
You're not even meeting me.
You can't even look me in the eye. What's going on?
Ritu, glabella has just lit up!
My future's sorted. I'll get married by the river.
And you and Vishnu will dance in the wedding procession!
Think about it. - I see.
That girl looks like a magician.
What's her name?
I'll show you her face.
But remember this.
I love Charu deeply, and I can do anything for her.
Tell me one thing.
When did this start?
24 hours ago?
48 hours ago?
Don't lose your mind, Kartik.
I'm not an idiot.
Do you really think I won't find out?
She's a couple of years older than you, right?
Yes. So? - So?
She's older by a couple of years.
Some are older, some are younger.
I'm in love with Charu. I've not gone vegetable shopping
that I'll bargain for a few rupees.
And you're my friend, so act like one. Why are you so jealous?
What did you say?
Want some 'jalebi?'
No.
Then have 'poha'. I didn't even buy the 'jalebi.'
Bunty, let go of my hand.
Get out of the way!
Move aside!
Charu!
Someone pull the alarm chain!
Charu!
Since when did you start getting involved with the big shots?
Do you even know who you are chasing?
Vishnu said there's some police trouble. What happened?
Will you say something?
I'm asking you something.
Hey!
I've told you a million times. Don't lose your temper.
'I know you have a lot of questions.'
'But for now, I'll just say sorry.'
'I left without meeting you.'
'The days I spent with you'
'were probably the best days of my life.'
'Every moment that I spent with you'
'will always stay special to me.'
'I'll regret just one thing'
'that'
'I stopped you from kissing me.'
'That memory will always stay incomplete.'
'I wish that moment had happened.'
'For that one moment, I could give my entire life.'
'I wish we could've...'
'Statistics say only 12% of love stories in India, succeed.'
'Despite such horrible statistics'
'people don't stop falling in love.'
'Because love is that madness'
'that makes everything possible.'
'It gives you wings to fly and the sky to fly in.'
'There are two kinds of people in this world.'
'Some follow their heart. Some follow their mind.'
'His heart was innocent,'
'but his brain was messed up.'
'He didn't walk, he would run'
'without looking at what problem is waiting ahead'
'towards which he's running.'
"The clouds of sorrow are gone"
"The dying stars have lit up, after seeing you I'm alive again."
"Music is awakening on my lips, Crazy desires are awakening."
"You came into my arms and blushed so."
"Once again that intoxication" "Has spread."
"Once again that intoxication"
You called me, so I came.
What are you doing here?
Following you. What else?
Ever since you came back,
you've been visiting the temple every Tuesday.
I've seen all your stories.
Why did you come here, Kartik?
What do you mean? This?
You sent this video, didn't you?
That unfinished moment. That kiss.
Hey, no!
Hey!
Why did you delete it?
When did I ask you to come here?
Then what was I supposed to do?
You left without telling me.
Then you sent this video
so I couldn't resist.
Kartik, you don't understand.
Then make me understand, Charu.
Go back.
I'm saying this for your own good.
Charu, if you really want what's best for me,
don't ask me to go back.
Please.
You know nothing about me.
My life is a mess.
I know everything.
I even know why it's a mess.
Huntry Chauhan, that's the name, right?
He has locked the women of the house behind veils.
Put bodyguards everywhere. Stopped them from stepping out.
I've seen the movie, 'Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya.'
Just like Raj fixed Simran's father,
I'll handle Huntry Chauhan in no time.
How tough can he really be?
He's a cold-blooded killer.
Your honour, he murdered my son.
He did it.
Your Honour,
I'd like to present something
to prove madam's accusation false.
Your Honour,
the name of this film is 'Moti Tere Pyaar Mein.'
It was a love story.
Not with a heroine
but with a dog. A dog named Moti.
Pure love. Intense love.
So intense that he
sacrificed his life in the climax
to save me.
I'm the superstar, yet I've become the sidekick.
I made Moti the lead actor.
I love animals deeply.
I really love them.
I'm an animal lover.
I wouldn't even do that to a dog...
Not a dog.
Oggy was my son.
You ran him over and killed him.
Oh, I'm sorry. Your son.
Listen, Mr Huntry.
Yes.
Even if it was an accident,
you drove your car
over her son... I'm sorry.
Her dog died.
So the court orders you
to adopt a street dog.
Take him home.
Raise him with love.
That's the punishment.
As you say, Your Honour.
I'm sorry about
your son.
Quiet!
Hey, Bunty.
Why are you poking your nose in?
His name's Rambo, sir.
The dog should match the owner's personality.
You are the Rocky, Rambo of this town.
He's grown up in the Bandhavgarh jungle
among lions, leopards, and wolves.
He's a hunting dog.
A hunting dog belongs with the Huntry Chauhan, right?
That's why I brought him.
If this
hunting dog turns on you…
What will you do then?
Who's going to handle this dog?
Greetings, sir.
I'm Kartik Pandey. Pandey from Ujjain is my uncle.
Sir, when Ms Charu came, I showed her the temple.
Have you come to give me the offering?
I didn't bring any offering.
But I was wondering, do you have any work for me?
There's no work here.
Get lost.
Hello.
Who's a good boy?
Huh?
Aww! It's okay.
Easy, my brother.
Here, take this.
Eat this.
Good boy.
Good boy. Very good.
Very good.
Hey!
Come here.
I'm closing it.
What are you whispering into the dog's ear?
Sir, he was barking. So I asked what was wrong.
Are you hungry?
He said he wants out of the cage.
Do I look like an idiot?
Answer me.
No, brother.
Brother, I understand dog language.
It's called dog whispering.
What?
It's called dog whispering. You can Google it if you don't believe me.
Every dog becomes my friend.
My father says I was a dog in my previous life.
I do not just understand dog language
but also match their loyalty.
I swear.
Fine. You'll take care of him from today.
But what if he bites someone?
Then you can deduct my salary.
Not the salary.
I'll cut off that.
Okay.
Greetings, sir. I bow down to you, sir.
Is everything ready?
All set, sir.
There's a surprise, too.
By the way, Mrs Ratna didn't come.
Say her name one more time...
May this day come every year,
again and again!
Congratulations to you and
Mrs Ratna on your 15th anniversary.
Congratulations.
Just a few words, sir.
That's why I was asking about Mrs Ratna.
You're a very big fool.
Fifteenth wedding anniversary.
I want you all to know that the woman you see
with me in this picture,
I've tolerated her for fifteen years.
I'm divorcing her.
We're separating.
But
God is watching.
Sorrow never lasts forever.
Happiness and pain move like the wheels of a cycle.
Pain behind. Joy ahead.
And here comes the joy.
Wearing a Swarovski gown,
here comes my future wife,
Mrs Charulata Huntry Chauhan.
'I want to tell you a story.'
'There was a king. He was very powerful.'
'He would tell his queen that he loved her a lot.'
'But our queen...'
'Our queen did not love the king.'
'Even if he forcibly gets married to me'
'and gives me the tag of Mrs Huntry Chauhan,'
'I will remain his sex toy.'
'I swear on Lord Shiva,'
'either I will free you from this jail and take you from here'
'or I will get buried here.'
'Don't do two things, Bunty.'
'This is the racing heartbeat'
'of two lovers.'
- 'Lub-dub. - Lub-dub.'
'Guys slit their wrists in love. But he has done this.'
'What more proof do you need for this love?'
'In love, boys become'
'Idiots.'
'This is the land of death.'
'People come here to die.'
'When the lover's procession went through his beloved's street'
'she came to the window and told him vainly,'
'Are you dead, loser?'
'Aah!'