My cute little Komol.
Komol, say aeroplane.
Ae-ro-plane. Say it.
Say aeroplane.
I know you'll send your son to a fancy English school.
But first, let him learn to say mommy and daddy.
K-A-M-A-L.
Jayanta and Razia's son was finally named Kamal.
I suggested it.
Razia can call him Kamal.
And Susmita can call him Komol.
He's going on smoking.
Taposh.
Oh, right.
-Roll camera. -Rolling.
Ready.
Action!
I had a horrid boss.
Not once did he increase my salary.
I was fed up of asking.
Then one day, Labongo aunty scared him.
That's it.
He stopped coming here.
Ghosts will kick you in the butt and haunt you on the pot!
Sorry.
Anyway, I didn't know that the four of them live here.
But good for me.
I don't have to do much work.
I just have to massage Labongo aunty's feet at night.
That's it.
I'm very happy here.
Would you like some tea?
-Tea? -No.
(indistinct bickering)
Oh no!
Follow him!
The three are at it again.
What's wrong, ma'am?
Sukumari wants to leave us and go somewhere else.
-Why? -Because I like Rabindranath.
That's no reason to move to Shantiniketan.
Have you found some guy in Shantiniketan?
You didn't even bother to discuss?
Why did we have to hear from someone else?
You coquette!
"Coquette".
An ancient word. Meaning: a woman who flirts with men.
If you knew the reason, you wouldn't let me go.
Look, Sukumari.
We have been together for so long.
We have become friends.
You can't just leave us.
Let it be.
If she'll be better off without us, then so be it.
Go away!
Shantiniketan is a very nice place.
I will introduce you to a famous poet right here in Kolkata.
He was run over by a tram.
Ever heard of him?
(title song playing)
GHOSTOLOGY
Jayanta...
Come on.
Jayanta...
Come to me, Jayanta.
Jayanta...
-The gate is locked. -Cut!
Taposh! Open the door!
Coming! Sorry, sorry.
-What? -Is it done?
Yes.
Give me that.
(indistinct chatter)
-Give me a light. -Wait.
Where did I keep the lighter?
-Get it. -Yes.
(indistinct chatter)
-Can I say something? -Sure.
You were brilliant. You are a great actor.
Thank you. But I wasn't acting.
That's how Razia had called me the first time.
I did it from past experience.
He was so scared the first time.
He had gone all pale.
I shouldn't have been scared.
Who's scared of ghosts, after all?
The living and the dead in the same frame.
Action!
I started luring him out every night.
And slowly, we fell in love.
Know what I mean?
Yes, yes, they get it.
Lesson one.
Walk while maintaining an equal distance from humans.
Begin.
Same distance, okay?
No, no, no. Not like that.
You are walking too fast.
-Have you learned to fly? -No.
This won't do, Kamalesh.
Try again. From the beginning.
Hey, come here.
-Same distance, alright? -Hmm.
Useless!
Absolutely rubbish!
Kamalesh.
-Kamalesh! -Huh?
You're supposed to disappear instantly.
The moment he turns around, you have to vanish.
Then appear suddenly, right in front of his face.
Scare him so much that he becomes one of us!
I've seen it in movies.
Which movie?
"Darawna Hayvan Aur Lachar Ladki".
Ma'am.
My feet are aching now.
Oh, you are a human. Take a break.
For now, your diet will be
eat ducks and chicken.
Humans, later.
Where are you living currently?
On a silk-cotton tree near Jadavpur. It's quite sturdy.
Sterling!
My name is Kamalesh.
I meant that's great. Very good.
Oh.
I don't remember.
I've been here for a long, long time.
It feels like ages.
After travelling to many places...
Centuries after centuries...
After seeing all kinds of people...
I feel like it's all meaningless.
Would you like some juice?
No! Not today. Some other day.
Hey, turn off the camera. We're done.
Got what we needed.
Sorry, sorry.
-Hold it, Taposh. -Yes.
Told her to cut it short but no!
Too much!
Aunty, there's an offer for you.
Will you act in a shampoo ad?
Sure.
SUBPLOT ONE KHAGEN'S REVENGE
No no. Move to the left.
Okay now.
Where is Labongo?
Come out right now!
There's no escape...
Have some water.
They are... They are humans.
Yes.
What are they doing here?
They are making a video.
It's a documentary on ghosts.
With permission from Nikhil Bongiyo Odbhoot Samity.
Oh.
Carry on, then.
Make it well.
Khogen.
I've told you so many times that Labongo doesn't live here.
You leave empty-handed every time. I feel bad.
Bhanu!
I don't need your pity!
I'm a fearless dacoit. I've slit so many throats!
But that old hag, Labongo, killed everyone in our gang.
How can I forget?
Not at all, Khogen. Why should you forget?
You must take revenge.
But if she's not here, what can we do?
Our spies have informed us that Labongo is right here.
Feel free to look around then.
You've been coming here for 150 years. Have you ever seen her?
How much longer?
How much longer will this hag torment us?
Can't have our revenge.
Can't even get salvation.
Here, have a banana.
Brothers.
Bananas.
Here.
Fresh bananas. Clears the bowels.
You poor thing.
What a pleasant surprise!
Have a banana.
This is why I make documentaries.
Banana.
Real stuff.
Catch! Banana.
F**k!
Mihir...
(indistinct fighting)
Mihir...
(indistinct fighting)
Why do they ever come home?
If you want to avoid today's mega episode
take off your hearing aid.
Hello...
Can you hear me?
Hey there, Mihir...
Mihir...
Can't you hear me?
I'm the winner!
Come to me!
Please come.
(indistinct quarrelling)
(singing)
Ahem.
(singing)
Will it fix anything if you stop eating?
It's been a long time. This can't go on.
Are you listening?
Your dad is waiting. Come for lunch.
Karabi and I were in a relationship since class six.
She's not eating because of me.
There's nothing to be done, Karabi.
Please eat.
Let's go!
Come. Follow him.
I was a daily passenger on the local train.
One day...
Someone's phone got stolen.
Someone thought that I'd done it.
Because the phone was lying near my feet.
I suddenly felt a slap across my face.
No one listened to a word I said.
They beat me to death.
When they realised I've died...
they threw my body out of the train.
What has happened to this world?
So much anger, so much jealousy.
I still remember the moment when they threw me out.
Try to dive in like diving into water, Kamalesh.
Go on.
It's easy. Come on.
Live diving into water?
Yes.
Just do it.
Maintain your balance.
Make your body light. Come on.
There you go.
Do it properly, Kamalesh. Concentrate.
Exactly. Concentrate.
There you go. Good job.
I'm letting go.
Hey!
You can't lose focus!
Make your body lighter.
Hold me.
What happened?
Hold me.
I'll fall, I'll fall, I'll fall!
(song playing)
This is what they call being possessed by love.
A ghost has possessed another ghost!
(song playing)
Shyamal...
Oh, Shyamal...
(video playing on phone)
Come to me...
Shyamal...
I'm calling you...
Shyamal...
Can you hear me?
Here, you can rest in peace.
Hello...
Shyamal...
I'm calling you...
Shyamal...
Oh, Shyamal...
Come to me...
We have information that Labongo is hiding here.
We suspect that Labongo knows about our plan.
That's why we are carrying out our plan in secret.
Please follow us with your device.
If we face any danger...
your video will help us.
It will be proof of our revenge.
We will catch that hag.
Our wait is finally over.
Tonight is the night of freedom.
The night of freedom!
Hey, what's that?
-Hey! You hag! -Come down!
-Get down here! -We've got you this time!
Who are you? What's the matter?
Come down here first!
And don't you remember killing us? Come down!
Me? When did I ever kill anyone?
What a nuisance!
Won't even let me eat my fish in peace.
Should I?
Enough of your drama!
Come down right now!
Lift your veil!
Khetramoni, it's you?
-Run! -Run, everyone run!
Run!
Everyone, run!
Save me!