1 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,392 JIM: Hello? 2 00:01:42,046 --> 00:01:44,013 Fucking useless piece of shit. 3 00:01:44,015 --> 00:01:45,784 Welcome to the fucking nightmare. 4 00:01:45,786 --> 00:01:47,049 Go on. Go on, Jimmy. 5 00:01:47,051 --> 00:01:48,655 Don't let it be you, Shite. 6 00:01:48,657 --> 00:01:49,854 Where you going? Fuck you, boy! 7 00:01:49,856 --> 00:01:52,230 You got this, Jimmy. You got this! 8 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:55,200 Old Nick's gonna have his way with you. 9 00:01:55,862 --> 00:01:59,171 I think he's never seen a knife in his life, has he? 10 00:01:59,173 --> 00:02:01,063 Fucking quivering piece of shit. 11 00:02:01,065 --> 00:02:03,340 Aw! Look at the little baby. 12 00:02:03,342 --> 00:02:04,374 It's all for Old Nick. 13 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:06,541 Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man. 14 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,212 Aye. 15 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,741 Get him, Shite. This is your chance. 16 00:02:08,743 --> 00:02:09,511 Fuckin' hell. 17 00:02:09,513 --> 00:02:10,908 -Fucking move it. -You little shit. 18 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:13,185 Fingers. 19 00:02:18,819 --> 00:02:23,492 You understand, this is a fight to the death. 20 00:02:24,297 --> 00:02:25,923 No quarter. 21 00:02:25,925 --> 00:02:27,793 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 22 00:02:36,441 --> 00:02:38,441 Are you watching, Father? 23 00:02:40,181 --> 00:02:41,675 Master. 24 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:43,644 Dark Lord. 25 00:02:44,108 --> 00:02:44,810 Are you ready 26 00:02:44,812 --> 00:02:48,352 to see if the boy has what it takes to be a finger? 27 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:54,820 Good. 28 00:02:55,955 --> 00:02:57,196 Okay. 29 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,562 -Fight. -Whoo! 30 00:03:00,564 --> 00:03:02,564 Fucking come on, then. 31 00:03:02,566 --> 00:03:03,433 Fucking get him, boy. 32 00:03:03,435 --> 00:03:05,061 Go on. 33 00:03:05,063 --> 00:03:07,030 Fucking have him. 34 00:03:07,032 --> 00:03:08,900 See this? See that? 35 00:03:08,902 --> 00:03:10,902 I'll make it easier for you. 36 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:17,073 -Watch it, Shite. -Come on! 37 00:03:18,219 --> 00:03:21,220 -Come on, kid. -Fucking do it! 38 00:03:22,146 --> 00:03:22,749 Ooh! 39 00:03:26,821 --> 00:03:27,787 Unlucky, pal. 40 00:03:27,789 --> 00:03:30,691 I bet that hurts. 41 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:33,793 You dropped your knife. 42 00:03:33,795 --> 00:03:35,663 Just... please. 43 00:03:35,665 --> 00:03:37,929 Do you wanna pick that blade up? 44 00:03:39,339 --> 00:03:41,163 -Go on. -Go on. 45 00:03:42,606 --> 00:03:44,243 Yes, Shite! 46 00:03:44,245 --> 00:03:47,103 Yes, son. 47 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:50,447 Fucking prick. 48 00:03:50,449 --> 00:03:51,943 You're taking the piss. 49 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,253 Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy. 50 00:03:54,255 --> 00:03:55,386 I plan to. 51 00:03:57,456 --> 00:03:59,654 I'm just messing wi' you, kid. 52 00:04:01,152 --> 00:04:03,361 Go on, kid. Go on. Take it. 53 00:04:05,728 --> 00:04:07,299 Pick it up! 54 00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:09,961 Too slow, pal. 55 00:04:09,963 --> 00:04:11,963 I could do this for fucking hours. 56 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:13,470 Fuck's sake, just finish it. 57 00:04:13,472 --> 00:04:14,504 He's half your fucking size. 58 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:16,066 I'll tell you what. 59 00:04:16,068 --> 00:04:18,035 After I'm done with this little prick, 60 00:04:18,037 --> 00:04:20,070 how about me and you, fancy that? 61 00:04:21,645 --> 00:04:23,040 -Ahhh! -Ooh! 62 00:04:23,042 --> 00:04:24,481 Shit! 63 00:04:25,847 --> 00:04:27,110 Oh, fuck! 64 00:04:27,453 --> 00:04:29,354 You little fucking cunt. 65 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,148 I'm gonna skin you wi' your own fucking blade. 66 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,250 Oh. 67 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:38,154 -What... -What the fuck? What the fuck? 68 00:04:38,156 --> 00:04:40,860 -Oh... -Fucking hell. 69 00:04:40,862 --> 00:04:42,466 -Oh, fuck me. -Oh, no. 70 00:04:42,468 --> 00:04:43,302 That's you fucked, Jimmy. 71 00:04:43,304 --> 00:04:44,534 What d'you... What d'you mean? 72 00:04:44,536 --> 00:04:46,228 That's an artery he's hit there. 73 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:48,164 Aye, it is. 74 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,134 -Oh, no. -That's a lot of blood. 75 00:04:51,268 --> 00:04:53,037 Ooh-hoo. 76 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:55,611 Fuck. Please. No, no, no! 77 00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,074 No! 78 00:04:57,076 --> 00:04:58,878 Fuck! Fuck. 79 00:04:59,617 --> 00:05:01,683 Somebody, please help me! 80 00:05:02,488 --> 00:05:03,355 Stop laughing. Help me! 81 00:05:03,357 --> 00:05:05,555 Hey, that's not how it fucking works. 82 00:05:05,557 --> 00:05:06,754 But... 83 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:07,282 Sir. 84 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:10,329 No, Jimmy's right. That's not how it works at all. 85 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,155 Shit! 86 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,498 Jesus Christ. 87 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,193 Oh, Jesus! Oh, God. 88 00:05:17,195 --> 00:05:18,062 Christ, God! 89 00:05:18,064 --> 00:05:20,999 What are you calling on those shite cunts for, Jimmy? 90 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:22,407 Sir, please help me. 91 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:26,543 -Help, please, I'm scared. -What, you wee crybag? 92 00:05:27,876 --> 00:05:29,205 Sir, I'm getting... 93 00:05:29,207 --> 00:05:31,647 What are you getting, Jimmy? 94 00:05:32,617 --> 00:05:34,012 Getting hungry? 95 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,114 Getting horny? 96 00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:40,656 Getting sleepy? 97 00:05:45,993 --> 00:05:47,795 Aw, sleepy. 98 00:05:49,568 --> 00:05:50,798 Bless. 99 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:09,212 What's your name, son? 100 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:14,217 S... S... Spike. 101 00:06:14,219 --> 00:06:16,494 Spike? No, no. 102 00:06:16,925 --> 00:06:18,991 No, that doesnae sound right. 103 00:06:19,323 --> 00:06:21,895 I think your name is... 104 00:06:21,897 --> 00:06:24,634 ♪ Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy ♪ 105 00:06:26,231 --> 00:06:27,362 It's Jimmy. 106 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:32,510 Jimmy. 107 00:06:35,273 --> 00:06:38,274 -Howzat? -Howzat. 108 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,885 -Mine. -Give us a kiss. 109 00:07:37,940 --> 00:07:39,302 Whoo. 110 00:09:10,494 --> 00:09:13,528 No! No! No! 111 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,130 ♪ See them walking Hand in hand... 112 00:10:17,132 --> 00:10:19,902 ♪ Across the bridge At midnight 113 00:10:21,939 --> 00:10:24,676 ♪ Heads turning As the lights... 114 00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,436 ♪ Flashing out are so bright 115 00:10:41,959 --> 00:10:45,092 ♪ Lipstick cherry All over the lens... 116 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,392 ♪ As she's falling 117 00:10:48,394 --> 00:10:51,032 ♪ In miles of Sharp blue water... 118 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:54,332 ♪ Coming in where she lies 119 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:58,105 ♪ The diving man's Coming up for air 120 00:10:58,107 --> 00:11:01,603 ♪ 'Cause the crowd all love Pulling Dolly by the hair 121 00:11:01,605 --> 00:11:03,275 ♪ By the hair 122 00:11:03,277 --> 00:11:05,783 ♪ She wonders How she ever got here... 123 00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:08,016 ♪ As she goes under again 124 00:11:08,645 --> 00:11:10,183 ♪ Girls on film 125 00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:11,382 ♪ Girls... ♪ 126 00:12:24,622 --> 00:12:28,624 Well, an infected patient. 127 00:12:31,772 --> 00:12:33,266 This is strange. 128 00:12:33,268 --> 00:12:36,236 Possibly a world's first, Samson. 129 00:12:36,942 --> 00:12:38,810 Yeah, you have a name. 130 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:41,406 I chose it when I first saw 131 00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:44,145 the new Alpha that had taken the woods 132 00:12:44,147 --> 00:12:45,575 as his hunting ground. 133 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:52,153 I named you for your size and strength... 134 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:53,957 and hair. 135 00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,454 I'm Doctor Kelson. 136 00:12:56,456 --> 00:13:00,458 Although right now, I feel more like Androcles... 137 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,461 removing thorns from the lion's paw. 138 00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:09,104 Which means... 139 00:13:09,106 --> 00:13:12,140 you owe me, by the way. 140 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,640 Just kidding. 141 00:13:18,115 --> 00:13:19,576 I'm NHS. 142 00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,150 No charge. 143 00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,674 This is interesting. 144 00:17:30,103 --> 00:17:33,830 I'm going to trust you, Samson. 145 00:17:34,272 --> 00:17:36,734 That's the decision I've made. 146 00:17:37,275 --> 00:17:39,869 I have what you want right here. 147 00:17:40,872 --> 00:17:41,607 If you kill me, 148 00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:43,972 if my head is pulled from my shoulders, 149 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,842 you won't get to have it. 150 00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:47,877 It's a transaction, Samson. 151 00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:50,946 It's a quid pro quo. 152 00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:56,622 Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure you understand Latin. 153 00:18:04,731 --> 00:18:07,765 Oh, thank God. You do. 154 00:18:27,886 --> 00:18:29,127 Yeah. 155 00:18:33,056 --> 00:18:36,794 I wonder if you understand anything I say. 156 00:18:38,897 --> 00:18:42,140 If not the meaning of my words, 157 00:18:42,736 --> 00:18:45,638 the meaning in the tone of my voice. 158 00:18:47,444 --> 00:18:50,478 That I am no threat to you. 159 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:53,481 I mean you no harm. 160 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,112 Do you know the sound of your name? 161 00:18:58,587 --> 00:19:00,785 Samson... 162 00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:10,366 Most wondrous would be to hear you speak a single word. 163 00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:13,864 It would be miraculous... 164 00:19:15,736 --> 00:19:18,902 to discover that the infection 165 00:19:18,904 --> 00:19:20,508 lies over your mind, 166 00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:22,477 clouding it, 167 00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:24,105 not replacing it. 168 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:29,517 In this tranquil state, do you have memories? 169 00:19:29,849 --> 00:19:32,289 A trace of what you once were. 170 00:19:33,622 --> 00:19:36,887 Or do I just give you peace and respite? 171 00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:43,531 Nothing wrong with that, Samson. 172 00:19:44,864 --> 00:19:48,833 Nothing wrong with peace and respite. 173 00:20:01,078 --> 00:20:03,045 Nothing wrong with that. 174 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,490 Nothing wrong with peace, respite. 175 00:20:53,196 --> 00:20:55,229 All still attached... 176 00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:20,925 Samson. 177 00:21:23,435 --> 00:21:24,962 You beauty. 178 00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:24,312 I'm going to go 179 00:23:24,314 --> 00:23:26,248 have a look over there, and you go... 180 00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:00,920 Jonno. 181 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,479 If he sees us... 182 00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:23,074 he's gonna scream. 183 00:24:26,981 --> 00:24:29,113 Jonno. Jonno, don't... 184 00:24:43,426 --> 00:24:45,503 -Help! -Go. Run. 185 00:24:45,736 --> 00:24:47,032 What about Jonno? 186 00:24:57,781 --> 00:24:59,011 Help! 187 00:24:59,651 --> 00:25:02,080 -What about me? -Run! 188 00:25:02,082 --> 00:25:03,312 Wait! 189 00:25:06,218 --> 00:25:07,855 Don't leave me! 190 00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:10,561 Don't leave! 191 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,609 Come on, Tom. 192 00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,006 Let's fucking go! 193 00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:42,021 Okay. 194 00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:46,289 -What are we gonna tell 'em? -What happened. 195 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,356 But we lost Jonno. 196 00:25:47,358 --> 00:25:49,996 Jonno lost himself. Come here. 197 00:25:54,673 --> 00:25:56,739 Come on. Right. Okay. 198 00:26:11,954 --> 00:26:13,250 George. 199 00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:16,022 I'm sorry, I've got bad news. 200 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:20,521 -George, I said that... -We have guests. 201 00:26:20,523 --> 00:26:22,061 What? 202 00:26:22,899 --> 00:26:24,525 We have guests. 203 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,066 Hello. 204 00:26:27,431 --> 00:26:29,167 There's someone I want you to meet. 205 00:26:29,169 --> 00:26:31,037 Tinky-Winky would go nowhere 206 00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:32,170 without his bag. Nowhere. 207 00:26:32,172 --> 00:26:34,106 But for this one occasion. 208 00:26:34,108 --> 00:26:36,306 And, of course, you saw it coming. 209 00:26:36,308 --> 00:26:37,538 Tinky-Winky. 210 00:26:37,540 --> 00:26:38,748 Uh, Tinky-Winky decided 211 00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,046 -to come back. -Classic. 212 00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:42,950 And found that Laa-Laa and Po had not only lost 213 00:26:42,952 --> 00:26:44,182 -one of the apples... -Sit down. 214 00:26:44,184 --> 00:26:46,987 ...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag. 215 00:26:53,556 --> 00:26:55,930 Do you not know the Teletummies? 216 00:26:57,593 --> 00:26:59,362 Ah, they're glorious. 217 00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:01,771 They had televisions on their tums. 218 00:27:01,773 --> 00:27:03,641 And on television, they viewed themselves, 219 00:27:03,643 --> 00:27:06,336 but with another television on their tums. 220 00:27:06,338 --> 00:27:08,371 Which they also viewed themselves on. 221 00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:09,042 Thank you. 222 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,749 And so on and so on, ad infinitum. 223 00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:22,121 Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance. 224 00:27:53,957 --> 00:27:56,221 Yes. 225 00:28:02,801 --> 00:28:04,427 That's perfect. 226 00:28:04,429 --> 00:28:08,035 -Howzat? -Howzat! Howzat! 227 00:28:11,271 --> 00:28:12,534 Hello. 228 00:28:13,911 --> 00:28:15,713 What are you doing here? 229 00:28:17,244 --> 00:28:18,474 Uh... 230 00:28:19,510 --> 00:28:23,314 Enjoying the hospitality of good folk. 231 00:28:23,646 --> 00:28:25,954 We, a group of wanderers, 232 00:28:25,956 --> 00:28:26,823 hungry and tired, 233 00:28:26,825 --> 00:28:30,618 brought in with open arms and broad smiles, 234 00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:33,159 -and nourished, and... -Brought in? 235 00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:35,898 You broke my flow. 236 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,164 -They just appeared. -The gate was open. 237 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:42,036 -It was not. -Brought in and nourished... 238 00:28:42,775 --> 00:28:46,205 in both stomach and heart. 239 00:28:51,949 --> 00:28:53,113 Are... Are we not welcome? 240 00:28:53,115 --> 00:28:54,180 You know you're not. 241 00:28:54,182 --> 00:28:57,282 Well, I do now. No, Dipsy dance. 242 00:29:10,968 --> 00:29:12,429 Oh, no. 243 00:29:12,662 --> 00:29:13,595 We've got off on the... 244 00:29:13,597 --> 00:29:16,367 ...the wrong foot. 245 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,304 It's because we haven't been properly introduced. 246 00:29:19,306 --> 00:29:21,537 -Uh, fingers... -Jimmy. 247 00:29:21,539 --> 00:29:22,978 Jimmy. 248 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:24,848 -Ji... Jimmy. -Jimmy. 249 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,147 -Jimmima. -Jimmy. 250 00:29:27,149 --> 00:29:28,412 Jimmy. 251 00:29:28,821 --> 00:29:30,854 Roberto Calamari. 252 00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:39,830 Fucking tough crowd. 253 00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:42,228 It's a joke. 254 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:45,528 I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy. 255 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:51,468 Are you going to leave? 256 00:29:52,944 --> 00:29:54,273 Yes. 257 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:58,981 But obviously, we're going to kill you first. 258 00:30:02,316 --> 00:30:04,052 Go! 259 00:30:04,989 --> 00:30:06,285 -God damn it! -Hold on. 260 00:30:06,287 --> 00:30:08,023 -You get your... -Fucking hell! 261 00:30:09,488 --> 00:30:11,620 Yeah. 262 00:30:11,622 --> 00:30:13,622 -You're all stupid. -Fucking cunt! 263 00:30:13,624 --> 00:30:16,229 Get up! 264 00:30:31,851 --> 00:30:34,214 It would frustrate Old Nick 265 00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:36,678 to lose both her and the baby. 266 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,921 Yes, Sir Jimmy. 267 00:30:40,992 --> 00:30:42,893 We'll stay here tonight. 268 00:30:43,159 --> 00:30:44,895 Offer charity. 269 00:30:44,897 --> 00:30:48,822 Tomorrow, pastures new. Go find pastures new. 270 00:30:49,231 --> 00:30:51,033 I'm missing charity? 271 00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:52,628 -Fuck off! -Fuck off. 272 00:30:52,630 --> 00:30:54,234 Now get in the fucking barn. 273 00:30:54,236 --> 00:30:55,763 Look at your fucking... 274 00:30:58,636 --> 00:31:00,042 Come on. 275 00:31:05,379 --> 00:31:08,413 Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples. 276 00:31:08,415 --> 00:31:10,085 "You saw it coming?" 277 00:31:10,714 --> 00:31:11,922 'Course I fucking saw it coming. 278 00:31:11,924 --> 00:31:15,222 I've heard the story a million fucking times. 279 00:31:48,488 --> 00:31:51,060 ♪ Moving on the floor now Babe 280 00:31:51,062 --> 00:31:54,690 ♪ You're a bird of paradise 281 00:31:55,231 --> 00:31:58,562 ♪ Cherry ice cream smile 282 00:31:58,564 --> 00:32:01,664 ♪ I suppose it's very nice 283 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:03,600 ♪ With a step to the left 284 00:32:03,602 --> 00:32:04,975 ♪ And a flick to the right 285 00:32:04,977 --> 00:32:08,638 ♪ You catch that mirror Way out west 286 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,277 ♪ Her name is Rio 287 00:32:10,279 --> 00:32:13,676 ♪ And she dances On the sand 288 00:32:13,678 --> 00:32:15,315 ♪ Just like that river 289 00:32:15,317 --> 00:32:18,318 ♪ Twisting through A dusty land 290 00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:23,587 ♪ And when she shines 291 00:32:23,589 --> 00:32:27,294 ♪ She really shows you All she can 292 00:32:27,296 --> 00:32:29,395 ♪ Oh, Rio, Rio... 293 00:32:29,397 --> 00:32:33,432 ♪ Dance across The Rio Grande 294 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:36,237 ♪ You mean so much to me 295 00:32:36,536 --> 00:32:38,470 ♪ Like a birthday 296 00:32:38,670 --> 00:32:40,406 ♪ Or a pretty view 297 00:32:40,408 --> 00:32:43,112 ♪ And I've seen you on TV 298 00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:46,115 ♪ Two of a billion stars 299 00:32:46,117 --> 00:32:49,118 ♪ But then I'm sure That you know 300 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,746 ♪ It's just for you 301 00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,385 You are fuckin' shittin' me. 302 00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,486 ♪ Her name is Rio... 303 00:32:54,488 --> 00:32:56,950 ♪ And she dances on the sand 304 00:32:56,952 --> 00:33:01,658 ♪ Just like that river Twisting through a dusty land ♪ 305 00:33:01,660 --> 00:33:02,659 JIMMY: And Old Nick saw 306 00:33:02,661 --> 00:33:05,398 that the world of man had failed, 307 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,499 and knew only disharmony. 308 00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:12,669 And so Old Nick released his demons 309 00:33:12,671 --> 00:33:14,935 unto the world of man. 310 00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:17,278 And the world of man fell before the demons, 311 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,644 and his world became like the guttering candle flame. 312 00:33:21,647 --> 00:33:23,812 And God did nothing... 313 00:33:24,716 --> 00:33:26,518 for he was invisible. 314 00:33:26,916 --> 00:33:27,948 And couldnae punch his way 315 00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:30,720 out of a paper fucking bag anyway. 316 00:33:32,526 --> 00:33:33,723 And so... 317 00:33:33,725 --> 00:33:37,661 the world of man became Old Nick's dominion... 318 00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:40,664 and his dominion was Hell. 319 00:33:42,404 --> 00:33:43,667 Howzat. 320 00:33:43,867 --> 00:33:45,504 Howzat. 321 00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:50,245 Then Old Nick did speak to his favored son, 322 00:33:50,247 --> 00:33:52,841 whose name was Jimmy Crystal. 323 00:33:52,843 --> 00:33:54,909 And he said unto Jimmy, 324 00:33:54,911 --> 00:33:58,880 "You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 325 00:33:58,882 --> 00:34:01,223 "And you shall be my right hand, 326 00:34:01,225 --> 00:34:02,422 "which shall be strong, 327 00:34:02,424 --> 00:34:04,721 "and you shall have seven fingers. 328 00:34:04,723 --> 00:34:06,921 "And each finger shall be a claw, 329 00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:10,562 "and you shall offer charity to the world of man. 330 00:34:10,564 --> 00:34:11,596 "And for this, 331 00:34:11,598 --> 00:34:14,632 "you alone shall be my heir! 332 00:34:14,634 --> 00:34:17,503 "And your seven fingers shall hold 333 00:34:17,505 --> 00:34:19,505 "your crown." 334 00:34:21,245 --> 00:34:22,508 Howzat? 335 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,444 Howzat. 336 00:34:28,252 --> 00:34:29,383 I am 337 00:34:29,385 --> 00:34:32,452 Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal... 338 00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,686 favored son of Old Nick. 339 00:34:35,952 --> 00:34:37,754 These are my fingers. 340 00:34:37,756 --> 00:34:39,162 We travel the land, 341 00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:42,990 we search for souls to deliver to my father. 342 00:34:42,992 --> 00:34:44,959 And we offer you... 343 00:34:46,138 --> 00:34:47,533 charity. 344 00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:51,966 Jimmies. 345 00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:54,034 -Yes, sir. -Yes, Sir Jimmy. 346 00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:57,477 Today's charitable act shall be... 347 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:04,484 The removal of the shirt. 348 00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:08,983 Please, no. Please. 349 00:35:38,982 --> 00:35:40,850 -Hello, Grandpappy. -I choose you... 350 00:35:40,852 --> 00:35:43,688 I wanna make you fucking cry 351 00:35:43,690 --> 00:35:44,854 and scream. 352 00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,304 That fucking hurts? 353 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,495 Jimmy? 354 00:36:21,794 --> 00:36:24,333 Please, I can't... 355 00:36:25,094 --> 00:36:27,402 Sort it out, Jimmy Ink. 356 00:36:29,571 --> 00:36:32,803 You can't avoid this, kid. This is what we do. 357 00:36:34,939 --> 00:36:36,246 I can't... 358 00:36:38,712 --> 00:36:39,942 Please. 359 00:36:43,178 --> 00:36:44,881 I can't. Please. 360 00:36:45,983 --> 00:36:46,553 Please. 361 00:36:49,492 --> 00:36:50,458 Okay, okay. 362 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,493 All right. Just stay out here. 363 00:37:22,921 --> 00:37:24,261 Samson... 364 00:37:25,825 --> 00:37:27,264 my friend. 365 00:37:29,092 --> 00:37:32,126 There's something we need to talk about. 366 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,833 The medicine I've been giving you. 367 00:37:35,835 --> 00:37:39,771 It's a cocktail of various things. 368 00:37:39,773 --> 00:37:44,204 But the main and most powerful component 369 00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,942 is morphine. 370 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:47,911 At your rate of consumption, 371 00:37:47,913 --> 00:37:51,552 I only have enough for two more weeks. 372 00:37:51,554 --> 00:37:53,081 Over the last 28 years, 373 00:37:53,083 --> 00:37:55,688 I've searched every medicine cabinet 374 00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:57,921 in a 70-mile radius. 375 00:37:58,957 --> 00:38:01,925 We won't find any more. 376 00:38:03,665 --> 00:38:05,467 Inevitably, one way or another, 377 00:38:05,469 --> 00:38:10,263 the opiate peace you have found with me... 378 00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:12,738 will end. 379 00:38:14,940 --> 00:38:18,348 But there is something I can offer you. 380 00:38:25,115 --> 00:38:27,588 A different kind of peace. 381 00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:30,921 A place in the ossuary. 382 00:38:31,660 --> 00:38:33,429 In a way, 383 00:38:33,431 --> 00:38:35,024 a home. 384 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,192 With me. 385 00:38:45,267 --> 00:38:48,675 I want you to have lasting peace, Samson. 386 00:38:49,678 --> 00:38:52,140 And I think you want to have peace, too. 387 00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:54,978 And that's why we've become friends. 388 00:38:55,453 --> 00:38:57,211 Good friends. 389 00:38:59,985 --> 00:39:02,788 If there was just some way 390 00:39:02,790 --> 00:39:05,527 you could give consent. 391 00:39:08,532 --> 00:39:11,698 Just the barest assent. 392 00:39:42,929 --> 00:39:45,325 Sleep well, Samson. 393 00:39:49,298 --> 00:39:50,539 Moon. 394 00:39:54,512 --> 00:39:56,875 What? Did you... 395 00:39:58,681 --> 00:40:00,208 Samson... 396 00:40:02,113 --> 00:40:03,420 you spoke. 397 00:40:04,379 --> 00:40:05,587 M... 398 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,556 Say it again. 399 00:40:07,558 --> 00:40:08,953 Say... 400 00:40:09,461 --> 00:40:11,252 Moon. 401 00:40:16,325 --> 00:40:17,764 Moon. 402 00:41:15,153 --> 00:41:17,527 I need strong fingers. 403 00:41:17,529 --> 00:41:19,320 Strong fingers make a strong fist. 404 00:41:20,158 --> 00:41:21,388 Whoa. 405 00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:22,664 Listen! 406 00:41:22,666 --> 00:41:24,666 Focus. 407 00:41:25,295 --> 00:41:26,503 Hey. 408 00:41:34,139 --> 00:41:36,777 Choose a finger to fight. 409 00:41:38,847 --> 00:41:40,209 If you win... 410 00:41:40,618 --> 00:41:44,213 you take their place, and I call you Jimmy. 411 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:48,448 If you lose, you get charity. 412 00:41:48,450 --> 00:41:51,660 If you refuse, you get charity. 413 00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:58,392 Nod or shake your head. 414 00:42:04,235 --> 00:42:05,465 Mm. 415 00:42:08,074 --> 00:42:09,810 Good. 416 00:42:12,551 --> 00:42:17,510 Which finger do you choose to fight? 417 00:42:45,815 --> 00:42:47,078 Her. 418 00:42:50,215 --> 00:42:52,083 I choose her. 419 00:43:13,678 --> 00:43:15,645 Father... 420 00:43:16,439 --> 00:43:19,649 master, daddy, 421 00:43:19,651 --> 00:43:22,652 king, king of kings... 422 00:43:23,281 --> 00:43:24,984 Join us. 423 00:43:24,986 --> 00:43:26,755 Fuck. 424 00:43:29,287 --> 00:43:32,860 Yes. We thank you. 425 00:43:32,862 --> 00:43:34,829 We are grateful. 426 00:43:35,557 --> 00:43:38,635 Old Nick is here, Jimmies. 427 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,429 He watches through my eyes. 428 00:43:41,431 --> 00:43:44,839 He smells the blood and fear. 429 00:43:44,841 --> 00:43:45,873 He's whispering now. 430 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,107 I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering. 431 00:43:49,109 --> 00:43:50,471 He's saying... 432 00:43:52,816 --> 00:43:54,442 fight. 433 00:43:58,316 --> 00:44:00,283 So fucking fight. 434 00:44:17,775 --> 00:44:19,137 Come on. 435 00:44:33,021 --> 00:44:33,987 Too fucking easy. 436 00:44:33,989 --> 00:44:36,286 I make it look easy, you cunt. 437 00:44:36,288 --> 00:44:37,584 Ooh! 438 00:44:42,228 --> 00:44:44,195 Finish it. 439 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,889 Time for tubby night nights. 440 00:45:07,891 --> 00:45:09,352 A Dipsy Laa-Laa! 441 00:45:09,354 --> 00:45:10,089 Useless bellend. 442 00:45:10,091 --> 00:45:14,060 Look at him trying to get up, the stupid fucking... 443 00:45:21,036 --> 00:45:22,772 Again! Again! 444 00:45:27,405 --> 00:45:30,274 Beautifully done, Jimmima. 445 00:45:30,276 --> 00:45:33,706 The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight. 446 00:45:36,183 --> 00:45:38,381 Old Nick says... 447 00:45:38,955 --> 00:45:40,449 "Charity." 448 00:45:41,122 --> 00:45:42,517 Choose your act. 449 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,428 I want to take his trousers off. 450 00:45:53,937 --> 00:45:55,398 Old Nick says, "Perfect." 451 00:45:59,041 --> 00:46:00,843 He's shitting himself. 452 00:46:17,059 --> 00:46:19,554 D'you see these other cunts? 453 00:46:19,798 --> 00:46:21,325 Listen to me! 454 00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:24,592 They would have just stabbed you in the neck. 455 00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:27,804 Not me. 456 00:46:31,843 --> 00:46:35,768 You chose me 'cause you thought I was weaker. 457 00:46:36,738 --> 00:46:37,946 Hmm. 458 00:46:39,378 --> 00:46:41,917 What you gonna be thinking... 459 00:46:41,919 --> 00:46:45,415 as I rip the skin off of your... 460 00:46:58,001 --> 00:47:01,068 My cat has lost. 461 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,367 My cat... 462 00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:08,977 Kitten fresh. 463 00:47:11,707 --> 00:47:14,279 Cloud space! 464 00:47:16,646 --> 00:47:18,019 Cloud... 465 00:47:18,021 --> 00:47:20,351 Cloud... 466 00:47:25,358 --> 00:47:27,094 The fuck? 467 00:47:27,096 --> 00:47:30,229 There! Up there! 468 00:47:31,166 --> 00:47:33,067 Fucking bitch! Fucking shite! 469 00:47:33,069 --> 00:47:34,761 -Get her! -Poxy bitch. 470 00:47:34,763 --> 00:47:35,971 You stupid little cunt! 471 00:47:35,973 --> 00:47:37,302 -How d'you get up? -Get her! 472 00:47:37,304 --> 00:47:39,370 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you stupid cunt! 473 00:47:39,372 --> 00:47:40,338 Get her! Go! Go! Go! 474 00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:41,504 This fucking little bitch! 475 00:47:41,506 --> 00:47:42,571 She's there. She's there! 476 00:47:42,573 --> 00:47:44,837 Where is she? 477 00:47:44,839 --> 00:47:45,948 Point her out to me. 478 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,841 There, you can fucking see her there, you twat. 479 00:47:49,811 --> 00:47:51,954 I want her alive! 480 00:47:51,956 --> 00:47:53,219 Alive! 481 00:47:53,221 --> 00:47:56,057 Come out wherever you are! 482 00:47:57,258 --> 00:47:58,323 Fucking coming for ya. 483 00:47:58,325 --> 00:47:59,588 Fucking show yourself! 484 00:47:59,590 --> 00:48:01,326 Go on! Get up there! 485 00:48:01,328 --> 00:48:03,031 Go on! Take that, you little bitch! 486 00:48:03,033 --> 00:48:04,967 Where is she? 487 00:48:08,731 --> 00:48:10,203 Jimmy! 488 00:48:11,569 --> 00:48:13,074 Put it out! 489 00:48:14,044 --> 00:48:15,571 Sir? 490 00:48:17,839 --> 00:48:20,576 Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go! 491 00:48:27,486 --> 00:48:29,255 It's a lot of fucking screaming. 492 00:48:32,491 --> 00:48:35,294 I suppose there's always screaming with charity. 493 00:48:39,135 --> 00:48:42,169 That just doesn't sound like normal screaming. 494 00:48:42,171 --> 00:48:44,534 That sound like normal screaming to you, Jimmy? 495 00:48:49,310 --> 00:48:52,179 I mean, what's screaming supposed to sound like? 496 00:48:52,181 --> 00:48:54,610 It's people shittin' themselves, innit? 497 00:48:56,284 --> 00:48:58,911 Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it. 498 00:49:01,157 --> 00:49:02,552 Oh, fuck. 499 00:49:04,325 --> 00:49:05,588 Fuck. 500 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,822 Put him out! 501 00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:11,000 Put him out! 502 00:49:11,002 --> 00:49:15,928 Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire! 503 00:49:19,835 --> 00:49:21,109 Please... 504 00:49:42,825 --> 00:49:43,824 Kid! 505 00:49:43,826 --> 00:49:44,957 Catch her! 506 00:49:44,959 --> 00:49:47,168 Bring her to me! 507 00:49:56,707 --> 00:49:58,113 Come on. 508 00:50:28,244 --> 00:50:29,804 Take me with you. 509 00:50:33,282 --> 00:50:34,479 Please. 510 00:50:34,481 --> 00:50:36,646 Please take me with you. 511 00:50:50,431 --> 00:50:51,727 Thank you. 512 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:28,137 He's dead. 513 00:51:35,905 --> 00:51:37,278 Fuck. 514 00:51:42,615 --> 00:51:44,043 Sir. 515 00:51:48,852 --> 00:51:50,489 You're alone. 516 00:51:54,462 --> 00:51:55,758 -Yes, Sir Jimmy. -I'm confused. 517 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,992 I thought I told you to bring the woman to me. 518 00:51:59,335 --> 00:52:00,136 You... You did... 519 00:52:00,138 --> 00:52:01,962 The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull 520 00:52:01,964 --> 00:52:04,140 with a big fuck-off hook. 521 00:52:05,605 --> 00:52:07,902 Why would you let somebody like that go? 522 00:52:07,904 --> 00:52:10,036 I didn't let her go. 523 00:52:10,038 --> 00:52:11,774 Then where is she? 524 00:52:14,779 --> 00:52:16,383 She tried to escape. 525 00:52:16,385 --> 00:52:19,947 She fought back, and... and I had to kill her. 526 00:52:19,949 --> 00:52:22,422 She fought back, Jimmies. 527 00:52:22,424 --> 00:52:23,786 She fought back. 528 00:52:25,053 --> 00:52:28,087 Jimmy here had no choice. 529 00:52:28,089 --> 00:52:31,992 He was in danger of being overpowered by a... 530 00:52:32,368 --> 00:52:34,269 by a pregnant woman. 531 00:52:38,374 --> 00:52:39,868 How did you kill her? 532 00:52:41,443 --> 00:52:42,475 With an arrow. 533 00:52:42,477 --> 00:52:44,444 Where's her body? 534 00:52:47,350 --> 00:52:50,109 It was dark. 535 00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:53,145 Some... Somewhere in the woods. 536 00:52:53,147 --> 00:52:56,291 Somewhere hard to find, I expect. 537 00:52:57,195 --> 00:52:57,820 Yeah. 538 00:52:57,822 --> 00:53:00,152 Did you not think to cut off her face... 539 00:53:00,627 --> 00:53:02,462 bring that to me? 540 00:53:03,201 --> 00:53:04,728 Or her unborn child? 541 00:53:04,730 --> 00:53:08,534 Anything, really, that showed a bit of fucking initiative. 542 00:53:11,341 --> 00:53:12,703 What are you crying about? 543 00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:14,705 I'm not. 544 00:53:15,543 --> 00:53:16,102 I'm sorry. 545 00:53:16,104 --> 00:53:18,907 Not me you should be apologizing to. 546 00:53:19,712 --> 00:53:22,614 It's Old Nick you've let down. 547 00:53:22,979 --> 00:53:24,946 I wonder, should I call on him? 548 00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:28,686 Ask whether he accepts your apology. 549 00:53:28,688 --> 00:53:31,260 Or requires something more. 550 00:53:31,262 --> 00:53:35,088 Like your gammy fucking face cut off, for example. 551 00:53:35,090 --> 00:53:36,661 No, please. 552 00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:38,696 You should call on him, sir. 553 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,666 And ask if I can be the one to offer charity. 554 00:53:41,668 --> 00:53:43,668 You wish to offer charity, Jimmy? 555 00:53:43,670 --> 00:53:46,275 He as good as killed Jimmima himself. 556 00:53:46,277 --> 00:53:47,100 If he hadn't run away, 557 00:53:47,102 --> 00:53:49,201 we all know he would've been chosen to fight. 558 00:53:49,203 --> 00:53:52,380 He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir. 559 00:53:52,382 --> 00:53:55,108 Look at him now. The bastard's fucking quivering! 560 00:53:57,145 --> 00:53:58,650 Yeah, I agree. 561 00:53:59,851 --> 00:54:02,214 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy. 562 00:54:03,525 --> 00:54:05,756 Yes. We should. 563 00:54:05,758 --> 00:54:08,187 -I'll call on him right now. -No. 564 00:54:09,861 --> 00:54:11,300 No, we should ask him in person. 565 00:54:11,302 --> 00:54:13,269 Wha... What do you mean? 566 00:54:13,766 --> 00:54:16,470 We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy in person. 567 00:54:16,472 --> 00:54:18,340 Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear 568 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,605 in person when requested. 569 00:54:19,607 --> 00:54:22,069 No, of course not. But I... 570 00:54:27,714 --> 00:54:29,043 What? 571 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:30,979 I saw him. 572 00:54:33,489 --> 00:54:34,818 You saw him? 573 00:54:35,590 --> 00:54:37,117 Earlier today. 574 00:54:38,494 --> 00:54:40,186 You saw Old Nick. 575 00:54:40,188 --> 00:54:41,759 With me own eyes. 576 00:54:44,192 --> 00:54:45,631 He had red skin... 577 00:54:46,260 --> 00:54:47,732 and he was aged. 578 00:54:47,734 --> 00:54:49,668 And he had this great building 579 00:54:49,670 --> 00:54:51,934 of human bones behind him. 580 00:54:52,409 --> 00:54:54,310 His palace, I dare say. 581 00:54:55,071 --> 00:54:58,347 And he was cavorting with one of his very own demons. 582 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,107 An Alpha, no less. 583 00:55:00,109 --> 00:55:05,178 An Alpha sat at his master's feet like a fucking lamb. 584 00:55:11,428 --> 00:55:14,286 So should we let Old Nick himself decide? 585 00:56:34,511 --> 00:56:35,510 Emoxin. 586 00:56:35,512 --> 00:56:38,238 Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay. 587 00:56:38,845 --> 00:56:40,339 Naloxone. 588 00:56:59,635 --> 00:57:00,997 Oh, shit. 589 00:57:00,999 --> 00:57:03,934 Day, day, day, daytime. 590 00:57:04,607 --> 00:57:05,870 Samson! 591 00:57:09,337 --> 00:57:10,809 Samson. 592 00:57:18,588 --> 00:57:19,818 Shit. 593 00:57:31,799 --> 00:57:33,260 So is it him? 594 00:57:35,198 --> 00:57:37,396 Is that actually Old Nick? 595 00:57:40,005 --> 00:57:42,401 Is that actually Old Nick? 596 00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:47,175 Is that actually Old Nick? 597 00:57:57,286 --> 00:57:58,527 Is it? 598 00:58:07,131 --> 00:58:08,460 Aye, it is. 599 00:58:08,462 --> 00:58:10,264 -It is? -Yep. 600 00:58:11,542 --> 00:58:15,005 -That is Old Nick. -Holy fucking shit. 601 00:58:15,007 --> 00:58:17,205 Unholy fucking shit. 602 00:58:17,207 --> 00:58:18,547 Nice one, Jimmy. 603 00:58:18,549 --> 00:58:19,614 But did you know 604 00:58:19,616 --> 00:58:21,077 your dad was going to be here, sir? 605 00:58:21,079 --> 00:58:22,716 You were leading us here all along? 606 00:58:22,718 --> 00:58:24,377 Yes, Jimmy, I was. 607 00:58:24,621 --> 00:58:26,115 I mean, I didn't know he was here, 608 00:58:26,117 --> 00:58:28,755 in this, uh... this... this castle. 609 00:58:28,757 --> 00:58:30,889 It's a surprise. 610 00:58:30,891 --> 00:58:32,121 But... 611 00:58:32,629 --> 00:58:34,486 he's got a few... 612 00:58:34,488 --> 00:58:35,993 dotted around his kingdom. 613 00:58:35,995 --> 00:58:38,325 A couple in the Highlands. Very nice. 614 00:58:38,327 --> 00:58:39,326 This one must be new. 615 00:58:39,328 --> 00:58:41,328 Which is why I didn't know about it already. 616 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:43,264 That looks like it's been here a while. 617 00:58:43,266 --> 00:58:45,838 Aye. It does look pretty old. 618 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,873 New, as in, the last five or ten years, 619 00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:50,975 which is not long in architectural terms. 620 00:58:51,274 --> 00:58:52,845 So we gonna go down there? 621 00:58:53,716 --> 00:58:55,045 Go and meet him? 622 00:58:55,047 --> 00:58:56,244 No! 623 00:58:58,314 --> 00:59:01,051 Not until I've spoken to him first. 624 00:59:02,318 --> 00:59:04,483 He may not want visitors. 625 00:59:04,859 --> 00:59:06,661 One thing I can tell you about Old Nick is 626 00:59:06,663 --> 00:59:09,862 you do not want to catch him on a bad day. 627 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,668 You guys stay put. 628 00:59:14,528 --> 00:59:16,671 I'll square it with him. 629 00:59:17,333 --> 00:59:18,772 Be back soon. 630 01:01:37,605 --> 01:01:38,978 Hello. 631 01:01:48,957 --> 01:01:50,187 Hello. 632 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:06,368 So... 633 01:02:07,877 --> 01:02:09,272 Are you Old Nick? 634 01:02:09,945 --> 01:02:11,208 Old Nick? 635 01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:13,144 Yes. 636 01:02:14,983 --> 01:02:17,049 Um... Um, no. 637 01:02:17,051 --> 01:02:18,182 You're not Old Nick. 638 01:02:18,184 --> 01:02:19,821 I'm not Old Nick. 639 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:22,087 I don't know any Old Nick. 640 01:02:22,089 --> 01:02:23,517 Everybody knows Old Nick. 641 01:02:23,519 --> 01:02:26,355 Well, I honestly don't. I... 642 01:02:26,654 --> 01:02:28,060 I'm called Ian. 643 01:02:28,062 --> 01:02:29,259 Ian. 644 01:02:31,131 --> 01:02:32,394 You sure? 645 01:02:32,594 --> 01:02:33,802 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 646 01:02:33,804 --> 01:02:37,531 Because Old Nick is known for being a little tricksy. 647 01:02:37,533 --> 01:02:40,402 -Playing games, so to speak. -Oh, wait. 648 01:02:40,404 --> 01:02:42,910 When you say Old Nick... 649 01:02:43,572 --> 01:02:44,538 you mean Satan? 650 01:02:44,540 --> 01:02:45,539 Of course I fucking do. 651 01:02:45,541 --> 01:02:48,146 So, why would you think that I was... 652 01:02:49,017 --> 01:02:51,952 Oh, you... My skin color and... 653 01:02:52,581 --> 01:02:53,888 the bones. 654 01:02:54,418 --> 01:02:56,055 Well, you can relax. 655 01:02:56,057 --> 01:02:58,057 I'm not Satan. 656 01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,994 I am Dr. Ian Kelson. 657 01:03:01,326 --> 01:03:02,688 Doctor? 658 01:03:02,690 --> 01:03:05,196 Who are all these poor fuckers then? 659 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,967 Your patients? 660 01:03:06,969 --> 01:03:08,463 This is an ossuary. 661 01:03:08,465 --> 01:03:10,432 It's a memorial to the dead. 662 01:03:10,434 --> 01:03:11,939 It's like a graveyard. 663 01:03:14,273 --> 01:03:17,340 And your skin is orange because... 664 01:03:17,342 --> 01:03:18,671 It's iodine. 665 01:03:19,278 --> 01:03:20,574 It kills the virus. 666 01:03:20,576 --> 01:03:23,918 -Virus? -That causes infection. 667 01:03:26,549 --> 01:03:27,823 Doctor. 668 01:03:28,386 --> 01:03:30,287 Atheist doctor. 669 01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:32,124 Okay. 670 01:03:33,930 --> 01:03:36,557 So, you believe all this zombie shite 671 01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:40,495 was caused by science and bugs and whatnot. 672 01:03:41,201 --> 01:03:42,233 Rather than? 673 01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,267 Uh, Old Nick... 674 01:03:43,269 --> 01:03:46,534 unleashing his wrath upon the world of man. 675 01:03:46,536 --> 01:03:48,107 I see. So... 676 01:03:49,275 --> 01:03:51,374 I'm an atheist, and you're... 677 01:03:51,376 --> 01:03:52,980 you're a Satanist. 678 01:03:54,577 --> 01:03:56,951 Well, there it is. 679 01:03:57,151 --> 01:04:00,020 Mystery solved. 680 01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:02,891 I'll be honest, I didn't know 681 01:04:02,893 --> 01:04:04,992 what the fuck was going on just now. 682 01:04:04,994 --> 01:04:06,158 I'm sweating. 683 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:08,688 I thought I was about to meet my father. 684 01:04:09,658 --> 01:04:13,033 So, is this all your doing, Ian? 685 01:04:13,035 --> 01:04:13,561 It is. 686 01:04:13,563 --> 01:04:16,069 Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work. 687 01:04:16,071 --> 01:04:17,136 It's fuckin' knockout. 688 01:04:17,138 --> 01:04:19,072 Thank you. But what was that you said just now? 689 01:04:19,074 --> 01:04:21,239 You believed you were about to meet your father? 690 01:04:21,241 --> 01:04:24,341 Aye. Heart was pounding out my fucking chest. 691 01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:27,047 Because your father is Satan. 692 01:04:27,049 --> 01:04:28,246 Yep. 693 01:04:28,886 --> 01:04:31,381 Old Nick's my old man. 694 01:04:32,351 --> 01:04:33,647 But, uh... 695 01:04:35,123 --> 01:04:36,683 Nah, never mind. 696 01:04:37,092 --> 01:04:38,993 I don't mind talking. 697 01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:44,097 Ah, fuck it. 698 01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:52,908 Just, I don't actually know my father too well. 699 01:04:53,537 --> 01:04:55,273 I mean, he speaks to me often enough, 700 01:04:55,275 --> 01:04:58,837 but I never get to sit with him or see him. 701 01:04:58,839 --> 01:05:01,917 You speak to him, but you don't see him. 702 01:05:02,447 --> 01:05:03,875 Oh, you hear him in your head. 703 01:05:03,877 --> 01:05:06,383 Whole fucking time, Ian. 704 01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:09,782 Mm-hmm. 705 01:05:12,721 --> 01:05:14,028 I'm Jimmy. 706 01:05:14,426 --> 01:05:15,194 Jimmy. 707 01:05:15,196 --> 01:05:18,098 Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal. 708 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:19,528 But no, you're good. 709 01:05:19,530 --> 01:05:21,266 Uh, Jimmy's fine. 710 01:05:24,139 --> 01:05:26,469 Let's sit, Ian. 711 01:05:26,471 --> 01:05:28,977 I've got my peeps waiting for me not too far away, 712 01:05:28,979 --> 01:05:31,177 but they can sit tight. 713 01:05:31,179 --> 01:05:32,409 No rush. 714 01:05:33,082 --> 01:05:35,544 Let's just talk a wee while. 715 01:05:35,986 --> 01:05:39,152 This is worse. 716 01:05:39,385 --> 01:05:41,715 Stomach. Neck. 717 01:05:41,717 --> 01:05:44,091 Get the fuck off me. 718 01:05:44,093 --> 01:05:45,961 -Those were... One more time. -Is that going in? 719 01:05:45,963 --> 01:05:47,622 One more time, come on. 720 01:05:47,624 --> 01:05:49,096 Yeah. 721 01:05:49,428 --> 01:05:50,889 Stab. Stab. 722 01:05:50,891 --> 01:05:52,099 That's all you've got? 723 01:05:52,101 --> 01:05:53,100 What? That's what I... 724 01:05:53,102 --> 01:05:54,398 That's all you've got? 725 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:55,894 -Come on. -Jimmy? 726 01:05:55,896 --> 01:05:59,139 What if it's not really Old Nick down there? 727 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:00,470 Not Old Nick? 728 01:06:00,472 --> 01:06:01,669 Yeah. 729 01:06:03,475 --> 01:06:05,145 Orange skin. 730 01:06:05,147 --> 01:06:07,147 Palace of bones. 731 01:06:07,908 --> 01:06:10,018 Communing with demons. 732 01:06:10,548 --> 01:06:12,020 Who the fuck else is it gonna be? 733 01:06:12,022 --> 01:06:13,648 Just some old man. 734 01:06:14,651 --> 01:06:17,652 A man we should probably stay away from. 735 01:06:17,654 --> 01:06:19,126 I think we should just leave him alone. 736 01:06:20,492 --> 01:06:22,756 Leave him alone? 737 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:26,562 No. 738 01:06:28,203 --> 01:06:30,137 That's not how we roll, kid. 739 01:06:30,832 --> 01:06:33,041 And that's not some old man. 740 01:06:36,475 --> 01:06:38,046 That's Old Nick. 741 01:06:42,547 --> 01:06:43,942 And how... 742 01:06:44,747 --> 01:06:46,483 strange... 743 01:06:46,848 --> 01:06:49,684 and glorious it will be to meet him. 744 01:06:53,954 --> 01:06:56,229 Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve. 745 01:06:56,231 --> 01:06:57,329 Nah, that's all right. That's fine. 746 01:06:57,331 --> 01:06:59,859 -Yeah. -Too fucking easy. 747 01:07:11,279 --> 01:07:12,476 No. 748 01:07:15,151 --> 01:07:17,250 The real question is... 749 01:07:18,649 --> 01:07:21,518 Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son? 750 01:07:22,818 --> 01:07:25,126 Is he even a real Sir-Lord? 751 01:07:26,921 --> 01:07:28,327 What do you mean? 752 01:07:29,858 --> 01:07:30,890 Do you ever get the sense 753 01:07:30,892 --> 01:07:32,760 that Sir Jimmy is full of shite? 754 01:07:32,762 --> 01:07:34,993 Bone castles in the Highlands? 755 01:07:34,995 --> 01:07:35,730 That's bollocks. 756 01:07:35,732 --> 01:07:38,403 Why's he never mentioned 'em before? 757 01:07:38,405 --> 01:07:39,503 And I seen him when he put 758 01:07:39,505 --> 01:07:41,439 the binoculars up to his eyes... 759 01:07:41,441 --> 01:07:42,803 he'd never seen that sight before 760 01:07:42,805 --> 01:07:44,343 in his fucking life. 761 01:07:52,452 --> 01:07:55,882 I was only eight when it all went out of whack. 762 01:07:55,884 --> 01:07:57,224 But a man of your age 763 01:07:57,226 --> 01:07:59,457 must have a few memories from before. 764 01:07:59,459 --> 01:08:02,196 Oh, less than you'd think. 765 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:04,957 I remember details. 766 01:08:04,959 --> 01:08:07,465 Events and people. 767 01:08:07,467 --> 01:08:11,304 But what it was actually like, to live with 768 01:08:11,504 --> 01:08:15,242 shops and fridges 769 01:08:15,244 --> 01:08:18,971 and telephones and personal computers... 770 01:08:19,875 --> 01:08:23,041 I have no real memory of that at all. 771 01:08:24,385 --> 01:08:26,550 That said, I do remember 772 01:08:26,552 --> 01:08:29,223 there was a sense of certainty. 773 01:08:30,589 --> 01:08:33,590 The world had an order. 774 01:08:34,054 --> 01:08:36,054 A way about it. 775 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,960 There were dramas and upheavals, inevitably. 776 01:08:41,633 --> 01:08:43,798 But the foundations... 777 01:08:46,803 --> 01:08:49,309 They seemed unshakeable. 778 01:08:52,006 --> 01:08:54,182 I remember church most of all. 779 01:08:54,184 --> 01:08:55,876 But that's 'cause we lived next to it. 780 01:08:55,878 --> 01:08:58,219 And when the demons came, that's where I hid. 781 01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:00,617 You lived in the house next to the church? 782 01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:02,553 Right next to it. 783 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:03,950 Was it the rectory? 784 01:09:03,952 --> 01:09:05,193 Yeah. 785 01:09:05,690 --> 01:09:08,394 And your father was the vicar. 786 01:09:12,092 --> 01:09:15,566 If my mother and sisters had hid in the church, 787 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,535 they'd have been all right... 788 01:09:19,132 --> 01:09:21,132 but they stayed at home... 789 01:09:21,904 --> 01:09:24,311 and got their heads caved in. 790 01:09:25,941 --> 01:09:28,007 What about your father? 791 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:30,548 He was leading the infected, Ian. 792 01:09:30,550 --> 01:09:33,749 He was leading the demons on the charge. 793 01:09:33,751 --> 01:09:36,785 A great army, with him at the fore. 794 01:09:38,723 --> 01:09:41,625 Always said, "charity starts at home." 795 01:09:42,826 --> 01:09:45,662 And that was the last time you saw him. 796 01:09:46,302 --> 01:09:47,532 Yeah. 797 01:09:47,864 --> 01:09:50,029 Then I saw you and... 798 01:09:58,380 --> 01:10:00,974 I'm in a bit of bind, Ian. 799 01:10:01,746 --> 01:10:03,075 Why is that? 800 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,176 The others. My peeps. 801 01:10:05,178 --> 01:10:08,179 I told them that you were Old Nick, but you aren't, 802 01:10:08,181 --> 01:10:11,457 and now they're expecting to meet you. 803 01:10:11,459 --> 01:10:12,051 I see. 804 01:10:12,053 --> 01:10:14,856 And you're in a bit of a bind, too. 805 01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:16,660 How so? 806 01:10:16,662 --> 01:10:19,234 Because if you can't help me with my problem, 807 01:10:19,236 --> 01:10:21,467 I'm going to force-feed you your own intestines 808 01:10:21,469 --> 01:10:24,195 until you can no longer breathe. 809 01:10:28,938 --> 01:10:30,707 Yes, that is a bind. 810 01:10:30,709 --> 01:10:31,543 I like you. 811 01:10:31,545 --> 01:10:32,742 -You're easy to talk to. -Mm. 812 01:10:32,744 --> 01:10:35,547 Not sure I've ever liked anyone before. 813 01:10:36,253 --> 01:10:36,812 Thank you. 814 01:10:36,814 --> 01:10:39,551 So, do you think there's an arrangement 815 01:10:39,553 --> 01:10:41,619 to be made here, Ian? 816 01:10:45,086 --> 01:10:49,055 They say the devil's always up for making a deal. 817 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,233 At nightfall tomorrow, 818 01:11:02,235 --> 01:11:05,709 Old Nick will grant us an audience. 819 01:11:06,481 --> 01:11:09,482 But there are rules thee must obey 820 01:11:09,484 --> 01:11:11,979 when in the company of the Dark Lord, 821 01:11:11,981 --> 01:11:13,915 as you must expect. 822 01:11:14,291 --> 01:11:15,818 Nobody may touch him 823 01:11:15,820 --> 01:11:17,787 lest they be struck down by flame 824 01:11:17,789 --> 01:11:21,329 and their souls be delivered to the seventh circle. 825 01:11:21,331 --> 01:11:22,297 Howzat. 826 01:11:22,299 --> 01:11:23,331 Howzat. 827 01:11:23,333 --> 01:11:26,092 And nobody may address him directly. 828 01:11:26,996 --> 01:11:29,535 Only I may speak to him. 829 01:11:29,537 --> 01:11:31,405 His favored son and heir. 830 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:35,068 Are we crystal? 831 01:11:39,415 --> 01:11:40,414 Howzat. 832 01:11:40,416 --> 01:11:41,778 Howzat. 833 01:11:52,890 --> 01:11:56,364 Memento mori, I told the boy. 834 01:11:59,028 --> 01:12:02,964 I haven't feared my life ending for many years. 835 01:12:03,901 --> 01:12:05,263 I live alone. 836 01:12:06,937 --> 01:12:09,036 My work is complete. 837 01:12:10,039 --> 01:12:11,379 But today... 838 01:12:12,646 --> 01:12:14,173 I did feel fear. 839 01:12:14,175 --> 01:12:15,350 And I thought, 840 01:12:15,352 --> 01:12:19,013 what will happen to Samson if I'm gone? 841 01:12:19,015 --> 01:12:20,454 They're coming back tomorrow. 842 01:12:20,456 --> 01:12:24,183 So I want to try something tonight. 843 01:12:25,923 --> 01:12:28,858 I'd planned for it to be gradual... 844 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,159 but events have conspired, so... 845 01:12:33,403 --> 01:12:35,733 a leap into the unknown. 846 01:12:35,735 --> 01:12:37,295 I've been developing an idea 847 01:12:37,297 --> 01:12:40,199 about the nature of the infection. 848 01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:44,005 We know there is a physical component. 849 01:12:44,007 --> 01:12:48,207 Hemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth. 850 01:12:48,209 --> 01:12:49,747 And we know there is a... 851 01:12:50,651 --> 01:12:53,080 sensory component, 852 01:12:53,082 --> 01:12:56,083 pain and terrible disquiet, 853 01:12:56,085 --> 01:12:59,559 which the morphine silences. 854 01:12:59,561 --> 01:13:02,892 But what if there is a... 855 01:13:02,894 --> 01:13:05,499 psychiatric component too? 856 01:13:06,062 --> 01:13:08,436 When the infected attack, 857 01:13:08,438 --> 01:13:09,668 what do they see? 858 01:13:09,670 --> 01:13:12,231 What do they think they're attacking? 859 01:13:12,233 --> 01:13:16,070 I've seen them kill children and babies. 860 01:13:16,644 --> 01:13:18,809 A baby gives no reason to hurt it. 861 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:23,715 So they, you, must be seeing something that isn't there. 862 01:13:24,014 --> 01:13:26,685 Seeing something that isn't there. 863 01:13:26,687 --> 01:13:29,314 A doctor would call that psychosis. 864 01:13:29,316 --> 01:13:33,087 And a doctor would say that psychosis can be treated. 865 01:13:34,926 --> 01:13:37,058 I'm a doctor, Samson. 866 01:13:37,665 --> 01:13:40,666 I'd like to try treating the psychosis. 867 01:13:44,441 --> 01:13:48,608 I'm going to ask you to swallow these tablets. 868 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,069 Where did you think you were going? 869 01:15:27,071 --> 01:15:28,741 No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just... 870 01:15:28,743 --> 01:15:31,007 No. You were trying to nip away. 871 01:15:31,009 --> 01:15:32,305 No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no. 872 01:15:32,307 --> 01:15:33,878 Shush. 873 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:35,880 You know that lad you stabbed in the leg 874 01:15:35,882 --> 01:15:37,651 was my best fuckin' mate! 875 01:15:37,653 --> 01:15:38,718 And you took him away 876 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,314 with your cowardice and dumb luck. 877 01:15:41,316 --> 01:15:43,250 So now, in honor of his passing, 878 01:15:43,252 --> 01:15:44,317 I think it's only fitting 879 01:15:44,319 --> 01:15:47,925 if I slide this blade slowly into your... 880 01:16:06,748 --> 01:16:09,584 Where the fuck did you think you were gonna go? 881 01:16:10,477 --> 01:16:12,752 Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here. 882 01:16:12,754 --> 01:16:14,512 I've been to anywhere. 883 01:16:16,153 --> 01:16:17,515 It's not. 884 01:16:22,357 --> 01:16:25,061 You need to stick with me, kid. 885 01:16:27,703 --> 01:16:29,098 We'll go far. 886 01:16:34,336 --> 01:16:36,534 He was "trying to escape"? 887 01:16:36,536 --> 01:16:40,043 He said he was too scared to meet Old Nick in person. 888 01:16:40,474 --> 01:16:42,375 He couldn't face it. 889 01:16:44,918 --> 01:16:48,084 I tried to talk him out of it, but he wouldn't have it. 890 01:16:49,318 --> 01:16:51,153 He tried to fight me. 891 01:16:52,992 --> 01:16:54,585 I had to kill him. 892 01:16:55,632 --> 01:16:58,226 That's not what happened. 893 01:16:59,493 --> 01:17:01,669 That is what happened. 894 01:17:05,433 --> 01:17:06,641 Sir. 895 01:17:14,882 --> 01:17:18,576 Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight. 896 01:17:24,518 --> 01:17:26,991 Samson! 897 01:17:32,229 --> 01:17:34,834 Samson! 898 01:17:40,105 --> 01:17:42,468 Did it work, my friend? 899 01:17:43,603 --> 01:17:45,372 Were you lost... 900 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,144 and now are found? 901 01:20:03,985 --> 01:20:05,215 Good afternoon, 902 01:20:05,217 --> 01:20:08,119 and welcome on board this service to Edinburgh. 903 01:20:08,121 --> 01:20:09,252 But you can't stop doing that... 904 01:20:09,254 --> 01:20:10,583 -Our next stop... -...with her talent. 905 01:20:10,585 --> 01:20:11,826 ...will be Retford. Please remember 906 01:20:11,828 --> 01:20:12,992 to take all your belongings... 907 01:20:12,994 --> 01:20:14,092 I don't think it's hard. 908 01:20:14,094 --> 01:20:15,423 ...with you, and place any rubbish... 909 01:20:15,425 --> 01:20:17,326 -Part of the politics. -...into the bins provided. 910 01:20:17,328 --> 01:20:19,493 Ticket barriers are in operation, 911 01:20:19,495 --> 01:20:22,199 so please keep your tickets ready. 912 01:20:22,597 --> 01:20:24,432 Ticket, please. 913 01:20:28,273 --> 01:20:29,602 Thank you. 914 01:20:33,575 --> 01:20:34,981 Ticket, please. 915 01:20:37,183 --> 01:20:38,743 Ticket, love? 916 01:20:46,896 --> 01:20:48,159 Ticket! 917 01:20:56,004 --> 01:20:58,972 Uh, I don't have a ticket. 918 01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,765 Okay. 919 01:22:07,405 --> 01:22:09,944 Let's turn this up to 11. 920 01:23:13,570 --> 01:23:14,932 Whoa. 921 01:23:16,507 --> 01:23:19,277 He awaits us, Jimmies. 922 01:23:22,216 --> 01:23:23,413 Howzat. 923 01:24:41,724 --> 01:24:43,526 ♪ Woe to you 924 01:24:43,528 --> 01:24:46,397 ♪ O'er Earth and Sea 925 01:24:46,399 --> 01:24:50,027 ♪ For the Devil sends The beast with wrath 926 01:24:50,029 --> 01:24:54,471 ♪ Because he knows The time is short 927 01:24:54,473 --> 01:24:56,242 ♪ Let him Who hath understanding 928 01:24:56,244 --> 01:24:58,838 ♪ Reckon the number Of the beast 929 01:24:58,840 --> 01:25:01,709 ♪ For it is a human number 930 01:25:01,711 --> 01:25:03,117 ♪ Its number 931 01:25:03,119 --> 01:25:06,186 ♪ Is 666 932 01:25:09,620 --> 01:25:12,225 ♪ I left alone 933 01:25:12,953 --> 01:25:15,052 ♪ My mind was blank 934 01:25:15,923 --> 01:25:18,198 ♪ I needed time to think 935 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,333 ♪ To get the memories From my mind 936 01:25:22,369 --> 01:25:24,435 ♪ What did I see? 937 01:25:24,998 --> 01:25:27,933 ♪ Can I believe 938 01:25:27,935 --> 01:25:30,243 ♪ That what I saw that night 939 01:25:30,245 --> 01:25:33,906 ♪ Was real And not just fantasy? 940 01:25:34,106 --> 01:25:36,744 ♪ 'Cause in my dreams 941 01:25:37,219 --> 01:25:39,780 ♪ It's always there 942 01:25:39,782 --> 01:25:43,322 ♪ The evil face That twists my mind 943 01:25:43,324 --> 01:25:47,227 ♪ And brings me to despair 944 01:25:47,229 --> 01:25:48,756 Yeah! 945 01:25:50,089 --> 01:25:51,561 Whoo-hoo! 946 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:54,333 Yeah! 947 01:26:00,539 --> 01:26:02,000 ♪ Night was black 948 01:26:02,002 --> 01:26:04,002 ♪ Was no use holding back 949 01:26:04,004 --> 01:26:06,576 ♪ 'Cause I just had to see 950 01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:10,107 ♪ Was someone watching me? 951 01:26:10,109 --> 01:26:11,449 ♪ In the mist 952 01:26:11,451 --> 01:26:14,188 ♪ Dark figures Move and twist 953 01:26:14,190 --> 01:26:16,113 ♪ Was all this for real 954 01:26:16,115 --> 01:26:19,688 ♪ Or just some kind of hell? 955 01:26:19,690 --> 01:26:21,525 ♪ 666 956 01:26:21,527 --> 01:26:24,154 ♪ The number of the beast 957 01:26:24,156 --> 01:26:26,728 ♪ Sacrifice 958 01:26:26,730 --> 01:26:28,125 ♪ Is going on tonight 959 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:49,421 ♪ I'm coming back 960 01:26:50,292 --> 01:26:52,820 ♪ I will return 961 01:26:52,822 --> 01:26:54,294 ♪ And I'll possess your body 962 01:26:55,297 --> 01:26:58,364 ♪ And I'll make you burn 963 01:26:59,565 --> 01:27:01,092 ♪ I have the fire 964 01:27:02,095 --> 01:27:04,700 ♪ I have the force 965 01:27:05,274 --> 01:27:06,163 ♪ I have the power 966 01:27:06,165 --> 01:27:10,200 ♪ To make my evil Take its course 967 01:27:11,874 --> 01:27:13,577 ♪ 666 968 01:27:13,579 --> 01:27:16,206 ♪ The number of the beast 969 01:27:16,483 --> 01:27:18,175 ♪ Sacrifice 970 01:27:18,177 --> 01:27:20,848 ♪ Is going on tonight ♪ 971 01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:21,915 Yes! 972 01:28:22,241 --> 01:28:23,141 Howzat? 973 01:28:25,486 --> 01:28:26,947 Fingers? 974 01:28:31,558 --> 01:28:32,953 Fingers... 975 01:28:34,363 --> 01:28:35,791 approach. 976 01:28:46,100 --> 01:28:47,539 Approach. 977 01:28:48,135 --> 01:28:51,037 Behold, you... 978 01:28:51,479 --> 01:28:55,943 are the fingers of my right hand. 979 01:28:55,945 --> 01:29:00,486 Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight. 980 01:29:00,818 --> 01:29:02,246 Pride moves inside me 981 01:29:02,248 --> 01:29:05,854 like maggots in the corpse of Christ. 982 01:29:07,495 --> 01:29:08,824 Kneel. 983 01:29:11,224 --> 01:29:12,795 Not you, my son. 984 01:29:13,930 --> 01:29:15,996 You must stand. 985 01:29:17,967 --> 01:29:21,738 We are grateful for this audience, Father. 986 01:29:21,740 --> 01:29:23,806 My time is eternal. 987 01:29:23,808 --> 01:29:26,677 But your time with me is short. 988 01:29:26,679 --> 01:29:27,744 We understand, Great One. 989 01:29:27,746 --> 01:29:29,581 We shall not outstay our welcome. 990 01:29:29,979 --> 01:29:31,484 Uh, but before we leave, 991 01:29:31,486 --> 01:29:34,982 do you have any specific instruction for us? 992 01:29:34,984 --> 01:29:36,214 I do. 993 01:29:36,216 --> 01:29:37,886 Please, do tell. 994 01:29:37,888 --> 01:29:41,989 I command you to continue with your infernal mission. 995 01:29:41,991 --> 01:29:45,927 Continue our infernal mission. 996 01:29:45,929 --> 01:29:48,798 Continue skinning and disemboweling 997 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,438 the mewling souls of your kingdom. 998 01:29:51,704 --> 01:29:53,132 Defiling their bodies, 999 01:29:53,134 --> 01:29:55,299 making their agony into sacrament, 1000 01:29:55,301 --> 01:30:00,040 making their screams echo into the skies. 1001 01:30:01,307 --> 01:30:04,275 That is your command, Father? 1002 01:30:07,489 --> 01:30:08,686 Yes. 1003 01:30:09,216 --> 01:30:12,184 And what other commandments do you have? 1004 01:30:14,529 --> 01:30:18,795 That the fingers must always obey you, my son. 1005 01:30:18,797 --> 01:30:21,600 Obey me. Your son. 1006 01:30:21,602 --> 01:30:24,163 Without any question or doubt. 1007 01:30:24,165 --> 01:30:28,134 Submit always and immediately to my will, 1008 01:30:28,136 --> 01:30:32,479 without any trace of pause or insolence. 1009 01:30:32,481 --> 01:30:34,613 Without any fucking backchat. 1010 01:30:37,981 --> 01:30:41,246 And what is your final commandment, my king? 1011 01:30:46,627 --> 01:30:49,320 Father, what is your final commandment? 1012 01:30:51,665 --> 01:30:54,831 You are to grow the number of your fingers. 1013 01:30:54,833 --> 01:30:57,702 Grow the fingers from a fist... 1014 01:30:58,430 --> 01:31:00,001 into two fists. 1015 01:31:00,003 --> 01:31:02,575 And then five! And then 100. 1016 01:31:02,577 --> 01:31:03,400 And then 1,000! 1017 01:31:03,402 --> 01:31:06,711 So that no community in Hell's kingdom 1018 01:31:06,713 --> 01:31:10,913 can be guarded against our charity! 1019 01:31:13,049 --> 01:31:17,282 Father, we hear you, and shall obey. 1020 01:31:17,493 --> 01:31:19,251 Rise, Jimmies. 1021 01:31:21,695 --> 01:31:23,794 We now take our leave. 1022 01:31:34,070 --> 01:31:35,201 Wait. 1023 01:31:35,203 --> 01:31:37,511 -Wait? -Wait. 1024 01:31:48,414 --> 01:31:49,886 Spike? 1025 01:31:56,125 --> 01:31:57,960 I have one more command. 1026 01:31:57,962 --> 01:32:00,457 One more command? Nope. No, Father. 1027 01:32:00,459 --> 01:32:02,261 I don't think so. Uh... 1028 01:32:02,263 --> 01:32:05,737 Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me. 1029 01:32:05,739 --> 01:32:07,068 I'm pretty sure that was it. 1030 01:32:07,070 --> 01:32:09,774 No. There is one more. 1031 01:32:09,776 --> 01:32:11,072 Really? 1032 01:32:11,074 --> 01:32:13,910 And what would that new command be, precisely? 1033 01:32:13,912 --> 01:32:15,648 I require... 1034 01:32:16,145 --> 01:32:17,650 a sacrifice. 1035 01:32:17,652 --> 01:32:20,411 A... A sacrifice? 1036 01:32:21,447 --> 01:32:22,589 Of whom? 1037 01:32:22,591 --> 01:32:26,923 You remember the church, my only son. 1038 01:32:28,322 --> 01:32:29,728 Yes. 1039 01:32:29,730 --> 01:32:32,357 Then you remember Christ. 1040 01:32:32,568 --> 01:32:34,568 God's only son. 1041 01:32:34,867 --> 01:32:36,229 Uh-huh. 1042 01:32:36,528 --> 01:32:39,067 And you know that in order... 1043 01:32:39,608 --> 01:32:41,102 for God's only son 1044 01:32:41,104 --> 01:32:42,103 to ascend 1045 01:32:42,105 --> 01:32:45,678 and take his place by his father's side... 1046 01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:48,142 Christ... 1047 01:32:48,144 --> 01:32:51,442 was first required to be crucified. 1048 01:32:57,252 --> 01:33:00,451 You are my only son, Jimmy. 1049 01:33:00,695 --> 01:33:02,420 Jimmy, Jimmy... 1050 01:33:02,422 --> 01:33:04,389 I am your God. 1051 01:33:05,700 --> 01:33:07,832 I require the same. 1052 01:33:10,232 --> 01:33:13,002 You require me to be crucified? 1053 01:33:13,004 --> 01:33:14,201 Yes. 1054 01:33:14,808 --> 01:33:17,743 And who's gonna bang me onto that cross? 1055 01:33:19,714 --> 01:33:20,911 They are. 1056 01:33:26,149 --> 01:33:27,951 Oh, no. 1057 01:33:28,756 --> 01:33:30,052 You fiend. 1058 01:33:30,054 --> 01:33:32,956 You properly turned the tables around on me. 1059 01:33:32,958 --> 01:33:35,288 Slow down, Jimmy Ink! 1060 01:33:35,290 --> 01:33:38,830 I know you're itching to make your move. 1061 01:33:39,591 --> 01:33:42,163 But before you do, one question. 1062 01:33:42,165 --> 01:33:46,904 D'you really think this gangly old fucker is Satan? 1063 01:33:49,370 --> 01:33:51,304 And if he is... 1064 01:33:52,714 --> 01:33:54,373 could I do this? 1065 01:34:01,481 --> 01:34:04,053 -Ha! -Kelson. 1066 01:34:04,055 --> 01:34:06,451 Kelson. 1067 01:34:06,453 --> 01:34:10,697 I don't understand. What the fuck is going on? 1068 01:34:12,327 --> 01:34:15,966 -Who's the devil? -I am, Jimmy. 1069 01:34:15,968 --> 01:34:16,967 Me. 1070 01:34:16,969 --> 01:34:21,136 Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt. 1071 01:34:21,138 --> 01:34:22,775 -But... -Fucking no "but"! 1072 01:34:22,777 --> 01:34:25,778 Do it! Now! Or I'll break your fucking neck! 1073 01:34:29,608 --> 01:34:31,410 -No! -Jimmy, don't do it. 1074 01:34:31,412 --> 01:34:33,478 No! 1075 01:35:00,947 --> 01:35:02,716 Howzat? 1076 01:35:12,618 --> 01:35:13,485 Kelson... 1077 01:35:14,829 --> 01:35:18,094 -I'm sorry. -It's okay, Spike. 1078 01:35:19,295 --> 01:35:20,525 It's okay. 1079 01:35:20,527 --> 01:35:22,461 Wait, you two know each other? 1080 01:35:22,463 --> 01:35:24,265 Yes. 1081 01:35:25,873 --> 01:35:27,367 You're not Old Nick. 1082 01:35:28,205 --> 01:35:29,402 No. 1083 01:35:29,404 --> 01:35:31,701 Nothing is... 1084 01:35:33,782 --> 01:35:35,276 No one is. 1085 01:35:37,379 --> 01:35:39,379 There's just us. 1086 01:35:50,524 --> 01:35:52,590 You put on a good show. 1087 01:35:56,299 --> 01:35:57,870 Thank you. 1088 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:00,840 I don't mean to make your night any worse, 1089 01:36:00,842 --> 01:36:03,975 but I don't think you're gonna survive that. 1090 01:36:03,977 --> 01:36:05,603 I know. 1091 01:36:06,144 --> 01:36:09,178 Why didn't you just let well leave? 1092 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:11,609 We were going. 1093 01:36:11,611 --> 01:36:12,984 You would've been all right. 1094 01:36:12,986 --> 01:36:15,514 Suddenly, I saw it was you 1095 01:36:15,516 --> 01:36:17,956 behind the mask, Spike. 1096 01:36:18,321 --> 01:36:19,551 And I... 1097 01:36:20,829 --> 01:36:24,094 I think you've suffered enough. 1098 01:36:28,936 --> 01:36:29,627 Old Nick or not, 1099 01:36:29,629 --> 01:36:31,728 there's still one last thing I could do for ya. 1100 01:36:34,139 --> 01:36:36,271 Obey that last command. 1101 01:37:00,462 --> 01:37:02,099 Spike, is it? 1102 01:37:05,566 --> 01:37:06,939 Kellie. 1103 01:37:11,605 --> 01:37:14,375 Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here. 1104 01:37:52,481 --> 01:37:56,681 I can't hear his voice anymore. 1105 01:37:56,958 --> 01:37:58,188 Ian. 1106 01:38:00,929 --> 01:38:03,897 Why can't I hear his voice? 1107 01:38:32,521 --> 01:38:35,423 I want my mum. 1108 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:47,974 Oh, God. 1109 01:38:48,834 --> 01:38:51,802 Over here. 1110 01:39:01,990 --> 01:39:03,550 Kelson. 1111 01:39:07,325 --> 01:39:08,918 Samson. 1112 01:39:13,364 --> 01:39:14,759 Thank you. 1113 01:39:19,073 --> 01:39:22,008 Memento mori. 1114 01:40:08,485 --> 01:40:10,683 Father! 1115 01:40:13,226 --> 01:40:15,160 Father. 1116 01:40:17,890 --> 01:40:20,363 Father? 1117 01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:23,663 Father... 1118 01:40:25,634 --> 01:40:28,833 why have you forsaken me? 1119 01:40:29,638 --> 01:40:32,672 Why have you forsaken me? 1120 01:40:35,446 --> 01:40:36,907 Father. 1121 01:41:27,135 --> 01:41:28,530 In the Second World War, 1122 01:41:28,532 --> 01:41:29,564 instead of bankrupting Germany, 1123 01:41:29,566 --> 01:41:32,501 the world helped it rebuild. Likewise, Japan. 1124 01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:34,030 So within a generation, 1125 01:41:34,032 --> 01:41:35,801 they had recovered into economies 1126 01:41:35,803 --> 01:41:39,442 that outstripped most of their victors. 1127 01:41:39,774 --> 01:41:41,708 And that was fair? 1128 01:41:42,480 --> 01:41:43,281 Sam, think. 1129 01:41:43,283 --> 01:41:46,746 It's better than fair. It's desirable. 1130 01:41:46,748 --> 01:41:48,385 Why help your defeated enemy? 1131 01:41:48,387 --> 01:41:51,553 Because the enforced bankruptcy 1132 01:41:51,555 --> 01:41:54,622 of the enemy after World War I 1133 01:41:54,954 --> 01:41:56,591 was the reason 1134 01:41:56,890 --> 01:41:58,560 for World War II. 1135 01:41:59,497 --> 01:42:01,233 '48, Churchill. 1136 01:42:01,928 --> 01:42:03,598 Uh, "Those who forget history 1137 01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:05,402 "are doomed to repeat it." 1138 01:42:05,404 --> 01:42:06,238 Wait, say again? 1139 01:42:06,240 --> 01:42:08,405 "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it." 1140 01:42:08,407 --> 01:42:10,473 Yes. Very good. 1141 01:42:13,214 --> 01:42:14,444 So... 1142 01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:17,876 then this becomes a kind of a cornerstone 1143 01:42:17,878 --> 01:42:21,319 of European post-war political philosophy. 1144 01:42:21,321 --> 01:42:23,453 To never forget. To... 1145 01:42:23,686 --> 01:42:27,050 To make it the ideas that go bankrupt. 1146 01:42:27,052 --> 01:42:32,022 Fascism, nationalism, populism, totally dismantled. 1147 01:42:32,431 --> 01:42:34,024 Never to return. 1148 01:42:34,862 --> 01:42:36,334 So how does that apply 1149 01:42:36,336 --> 01:42:39,865 to the economic landscape of post-Soviet Russia? 1150 01:42:40,769 --> 01:42:42,703 Well, Sam, I'm just saying that 1151 01:42:42,705 --> 01:42:46,674 if that were to come up in the exam tomorrow... 1152 01:42:47,072 --> 01:42:48,005 you might get marked higher 1153 01:42:48,007 --> 01:42:50,040 if you use the Weimar Republic as a reference. 1154 01:42:50,042 --> 01:42:52,185 If it comes up in the exam? 1155 01:42:52,187 --> 01:42:54,451 Dad, you're setting the exam. 1156 01:42:54,882 --> 01:42:56,618 I'm saying no more. 1157 01:42:59,854 --> 01:43:01,227 What was that? 1158 01:43:02,054 --> 01:43:03,152 What? 1159 01:43:03,154 --> 01:43:04,461 Listen. 1160 01:43:13,604 --> 01:43:14,966 Remember what to do? 1161 01:43:14,968 --> 01:43:16,242 Yeah. 1162 01:43:23,581 --> 01:43:24,811 There. 1163 01:43:27,387 --> 01:43:29,145 -Oh, shit. -What is it? 1164 01:43:29,147 --> 01:43:32,115 They're chasing someone. Two people. 1165 01:43:32,117 --> 01:43:33,853 Here, here, here. 1166 01:43:36,528 --> 01:43:38,187 Do we help them? 1167 01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:42,598 Dad? Do we help them? 1168 01:43:43,634 --> 01:43:44,534 Of course we do. 1169 01:43:44,536 --> 01:43:46,602 Okay, let's go, let's go.