Did you lose weight?
Yes...
I have...
stopped drinking alcohol with a cold drink.
And joined a gym?
Yes, with complete dedication.
Guarding dead people
has taught me one thing.
Health is wealth.
That is so wise.
Most of us don't learn anything from the people we live with
but you learned so much from dead people.
Impressive.
I can't look...
Mahesh bro, Mahesh bro, did you recognize me?
It's me Sonu. I have sat behind you on this scooter so many times.
Come on.
Wait a second.
Look behind you.
Oh come on.
Look at me in the rearview mirror you always use that to look at me.
Now I recognize you.
Ah! Do you know how many houses you showed me from here?
132.
No, it's 131 not 132.
The house on lane no. 4 was locked
so we can't count that.
I wanted to tell you something the next time I saw you.
And now I have finally met you after so many years.
I was looking for you.
Do you know Mr. Nagesh?
-A few shops away from yours, Nagesh properties. -I know him.
Yes, him.
I wanted to tell you...
that he is a better property dealer than you.
No, listen to me.
You didn't listen to me but he did.
My expert advice.
Sale. SALE.
Now that I am here I will sell it.
That doesn't contain S or A or L or E.
What kind of advice is that?
I sold them all. Exactly.
If you're such an advice expert
then give me some advice on selling my murder flat.
Just murder...
litigation, stealing, mortgage...
Wait a second... murder... which flat?
1001.
Ms. Rosie's flat?
Really?
-Hi Sonu. -Ms. Rosie...
When I bought paneer this morning
I called you and asked you if I should buy 250 grams or 500, right?
That's right.
But you took such an important decision of selling your home
and you didn't even tell me?
Sonu, I swear on your mother
I did not want to take this decision without asking you,
but then I remembered how much you like surprises...
I wanted to surprise you.
-Surprise? -That's right.
I see.
I really... I am surprised!
Come in!
Another surprise?
Come in. Welcome.
But you know what Sonu?
I don't think anyone will buy this murder house.
Do you know who you're standing with?
I was salesman of the year.
I could sell a coconut without water.
Really?
This flat is nothing compared to that.
Sonu, will you help me sell this flat?
Don't call it help.
Your flat is my flat.
Our flat.
I know.
DG?
When are we visiting Iyer?
Let me decide on a shirt first.
-What do you think? -Impressive.
It looks like you're going to harass someone instead of a date.
She agrees.
Just tell me DG, when are we going?
You are so worried about going there
but do you even know what we will ask him when we get there?
Where should I put it? Can't you see my hands are full?
Stop yelling at him.
Calm down.
How about this?
You look like an auto rickshaw.
I will give you a slap. Get lost!
DG, I am going crazy here.
We keep losing all of our leads.
Kapoor even got his eyes stolen after his death
but all of the suspects lives have improved.
How about now?
This is fine...
for your child.
What are you wearing?
You won't stop kidding around, will you?
Kidding around...
That damn Sonu turned out to be innocent.
Rosie has taken over Kapoor's house.
Even Ahuja is not the murderer.
A single coconut!
The coconut we found as evidence
turned out to be Jal-jeera water.
Kapoor died of Bromethalin but the murderer is nowhere to be found.
-Look, I already know all of this. -What do we do then?
You focus on your job.
Tell me about the T-shirt.
That looks good. You look sharp.
-Are you sure? -Yes.
What is this sir? If I had this much information
then I could have solved the case myself.
Really? Will you solve it? Come on then.
-Sir... Sir... -Come with me we will do it.
-Come. -Sir...
Is this fine?
Sir.
Why? Can't the police stand in line?
Don't act smart.
-What is it? -Mrs. Kapoor's voice note.
We just got it from the company.
Play it.
-Return my jewellery -Input your password sir.
or I swear I will kill you!
-I swear Raj. -Make them shut up.
Hey!
Silence! Mumbai Police!
Silence!
Idiots...
Return my jewellery or I swear I will kill you!
I swear Raj!
You ruined my life.
That jewellery is for my retirement and safety.
Give it back or I will kill you.
You will stop breathing and you won't even realize it.
B******!
Sir, I will tell you who the murderer is.
Should I take off your pants now?
Idiot keeps interfering...
Come on! Go stand there!
Good morning sir. I am the maid Kamini from BYOB.
From today onwards I will be cleaning your house.
-What do you mean "You will be"? -I mean I will.
How will you do that? We haven't even discussed it.
I will do it the way everyone does.
No, I mean... BYOB?
BYOB stands for Bring Your Own Bai(Maid).
I am sure you have heard of us.
Obvio. I have heard of it.
-I know all about it. -Exactly.
I am its leader.
But you see I have very high standards for cleanliness.
A normal person could never match them.
I am not a normal maid sir.
I am the world famous maid Kamini. Everyone knows me.
-If I don't do-- -Listen, I like to do cleaning.
I enjoy doing it.
-I see. -I don't need it thank you.
Wait a minute sir.
Everything from the 10th floor to the 7th floor is my responsibility.
-I will handle everything. -But I don't need it.
Okay sir, it's your wish.
As you know that beautiful new tenant, Rosie madam,
everything from her place to... Forget it sir.
Hey! What was your name...
-What sir? -Do you work for Ms. Rosie?
-What sir? -You should come here every day.
Sure sir?
Now I get it sir.
How you got Rosie madam...
-Do you like it? -...to fall for you.
Do you know what Rosie madam says about you?
-Of course. -Really?
Well, okay then.
-So... -What does she say?
Forget about it sir.
Since you are not interested then what is the point?
I already know but why don't you tell me what she says?
She said that you are...
Honest.
Generous!
-She called me generous? -Yes, she did.
Marriages are made in heaven.
What do you think Mr. Iyer?
And your daughter has got very good upbringing.
Strictness is very important!
And what is needed for training?
Balance.
Balance, yeah...
Most importantly...
Hey dumbass, do you want to get married?
Of course. First I cleared JEE
then I studied Engineering from IIT!
Getting married is the only thing left.
Do you want to marry me?
Yes, mom and dad told me that the job is settled.
The first girl you see you just have to marry.
And when I saw you...
It's like love at first sight only, no?
She looks like you.
Only 50%.
Brains like me.
Looks like her.
Listen,
-I have to tell you something. I-- -I know.
You're bisexual.
How the f*** do you know that?
I mentioned that I am from Engineering background. Hostels.
Just the body language is enough for me.
What is wrong with my body language?
Th... There is nothing wrong with your body language.
It's just my experience, no?
Will you be okay with me having a girlfriend?
Will... Will I be okay? Of course I will!
If you have a girlfriend then so would I, right?
We will be four people. Mix and match.
50/50. ODI. That would be the life.
So when she came to my house...
I will see.
Please have some sandwiches.
So, my mother...
-Yes? -Good day to you.
I need to speak to Mr. Iyer.
Come in.
Mr. Iyer I need to speak to you for two minutes.
Yes...
Society. Discipline is very important.
I will just be back.
-Should we go outside? -Should we go outside?
-Come. -Better.
Some society matter.
Yeah...
You sit.
And what about your parents who brought you here?
They're dumbf***s.
Wow...
This is impressive sir.
You have organized everything so well. Even numbered it!
This is why madam...
It's all colour-coordinated too.
Colour-coordinated... I can see that sir.
There is something I need to tell you sir.
Let me be honest with you sir.
-Yes? -Madam told me,
that Sonu madam... I mean, I need to take care of Sonu sir.
I need to check where everything is.
You can do it. Go ahead. There are no issues.
-Are you sure? You're very sweet sir. -It's your house!
This is why she praises you so much.
Mr. Iyer can you tell me how this video of you got into Mr. Kapoor's phone?
Avoid sir... Just some of my old things are there...
Sir... on that day...
I got some very disturbing information sir.
I... I tried to control myself sir.
I became... emotional sir.
What information?
Sir, forget sir. Please. Please sir.
About my daughter sir.
My only daughter.
Sir... I was very strict when we were raising her.
Discipline.
But now?
She has come out...
bisexual positive sir.
Which means, she likes boys and she likes girls.
-And sometimes... -Mr. Iyer.
I understand what bisexual means.
But this doesn't answer my question.
Sir... Sir that Kapoor is a rascal sir!
Total rascal!
He took that video of me in a weak moment.
And he used to tease me with that.
In the meeting room sitting wherever he would be,
he would tease me with that!
Mr. Iyer.
Like I said.
That does not answer the question
that in the video you keep saying, "Where is my girl?"
Sir... I...
I don't...
That day I did a little bit.
-Very ashamed sir. -Drinking?
Then things coming out sir...
Does anyone tell the truth in your society?
What sir?
Your society should have been named 'All Liars' instead of 'Sunflower'.
It's fine.
I will figure out the truth myself.
Sir... sir just... just delete that video sir...
Your Whatsapp...
Sir...
Did she say anything about my personality?
About your personality...
Body! She spoke about your body.
Really?
What did she say about my body?
She called it sexy sir.
-Sexy? -She... Stud.
Handsome. She called you handsome.
She called you very handsome.
And... sexy!
How many times did she call me sexy?
She keeps calling you sexy...
Baby.
How do you like my pant?
Baby, your stomach is the only thing more suffocated than me.
Sir I think it looks really good.
You look like Vijay Mallya.
-Really? -I swear.
Do you want to be my calendar model?
Come on sir...
-What are you saying? -You would look great.
I will do a photo session with you.
Madam is here, wait for 10 minutes.
The world could end in 10 minutes.
-All I need is 5 minutes. -I will be there.
We will do a photo session for you. Hurry up.
She keeps calling you sexy...
Sexy, very sexy, very handsome...
You're the only one she talks about all day.
She is totally crazy about you.
Did she say anything about my punctuality?
Of course...
And dance?
Dance?
Of course she told me about your dance.
She said you are an amazing dancer.
Do you know that we have danced together?
Really? That is why she said it...
-Can you show it to me? Your dance. -Did she say that? No.
-How could I... -Just once sir.
If you show me then I will tell her about it.
Wow!
Very nice.
Wow you dance so well.
-You should see her dance. -No, I am watching you. Go on.
It is mesmerizing.
-I will. -She dances so well.
That jewellery is for my retirement and safety.
Give it back or I will kill you.
You will stop breathing and you won't even realize it.
b******!
Impressive madam.
Such a direct threat?
I like it.
It was a good plan. Kill Mr. Kapoor and get the house.
You don't even need to go to court.
By the way madam, you already lost the house in Sunflower.
Because Mr. Kapoor's other mistress...
is there right now.
Already?
Already? So you knew?
Do you have a warrant for this inquiry?
No right? Then please talk to my lawyer.
Thank you.
See you later madam.
Thank you so much.
Aditya?
Where is Sonu?
Sonu...
I don't see him anywhere.
Yes?
Hey come on. Your bail has been paid.
What?
Stay right there.
Stay! Nobody will pay for your bail.
Illiterate fool.
You smell so bad...
if I stayed even one more day I might have died.
Just open this door once
and I will show you.
"I will show you."
What can... what... What can you do?
What can you do even if you get out?
-Should I open it? -What are you doing?
Don't do that.
You can never get out of here.
-You will rot here forever! -Come on Ahuja, stop picking fights.
-Why are you messing with everyone? -There are no rules here.
We follow all the rules.
I will complain and have you all transferred.
Come Mr. Teacher.
I will drop you home.
My lawyer will be around I will go home with him.
I sent him home.
-Come. -Why did you do that?
No need to do that I will walk home.
Come on sir, we have such a big car for you.
Come on. Just get in.
Get in.
-Look I... -Take a seat.
It will be a comfortable ride.
It might be out of your way.
It's not out of our way.
Digendra sir...
Are you going to kill me?
Are you?
Stop there.
Wh... What is this?
Where are we?
I will be back in two minutes.
You will be released soon.
What happened?
Are you scared?
Hey! Hey Ahuja!
Ahuja! Ahuja!
Ahuja!
Sir... Ahuja ran away.
Mr. Ahuja?
Hey! What are you doing here?
What happened Mr. Ahuja?
Police...
The police wants to kill me.
-What are you sayi-- -Just listen. Just...
Mrs. Ahuja please save me. Mrs. Ahuja please.
Just... please save me...
-I will check who it is. -No don't!
You have to help me...
-They're here. -Who is here? Calm down Mr. Ahuja.
Just... Just... wait for two minutes.
Just wait...
I can see you there.
Don't open it yet!
Hello.
Since I was on my way here I picked up your clothes from the laundry.
That's so nice of you...
This will be fun.
Thank you.
So what will happen to Mr. Ahuja now?
Say it.
If he hadn't run away then it would have been fine.
You see, panic is the biggest reason for crime.
Sudden onset of uncontrollable fear and anxiety
causes people to do unthinkable things.
In Hindi it is known as dumbassery.
Pardon my language.
As you know, Mr. Ahuja is a spinner.
He has a habit of spinning lies.
He definitely does that.
That is why I got shoot at sight orders from for him from my superiors.
-Shoot at sight? -Yeah.
Oh, so you will shoot him as soon as you see him.
Of course.
We will kill him as soon as we see him.
What will happen to him now?
But you don't need to worry.
Since you already have his life insurance, right?
Yes of course, Mr. Ahuja was very particular in these matters.
I am sure.
And he always said that if something were to happen to him
then I should move on.
How lovely.
Do you smell that?
Yes! I think someone is jealous.
Open the door! Open the f***ing door!
Don't shush me and get the f*** out of this house you damn bar dancer.
Open the f***ing door!
Get out of here or I will call the police.
Really? Go ahead.
You might have gotten the house in the will but I own the furniture.
And don't mess with me I know some very prominent lawyers.
Open the door and get out!
Open the f***ing door you damn bar dancer and get out.
Being a bar dancer is much better than being a brother f***er like you.
b****! Aren't you being too brave?
It hasn't even been four days and you already took over?
Four days...
Can you keep track of how long it has been since your husband died?
Come on Naina sister...
Yes, of course you remember.
Because you killed him as soon as he added you to his will!
Get out of the house! Open the door and come out right now!
Sister you will break your heels. Why don't you chill?
When God opens a door he closes another.
Excuse me.
You can't bother Ms. Rosie like this.
-Behave. -Excuse me.
Who are you?
Her latest boyfriend?
I am much more than a boyfriend, understand?
-Now get out of here. -What are you?
Who are you?
So, attention to oneself and social recognition by all is a woman's right.
We are in the business of personal presentation and esteem elevation--
Shut up!
Who are you?
I am Sonu.
And for people like you Mental Sonu.
-Understand? -Sonu? Sonu Singh?
Sonu Singh. Hello.
The one who killed Raj...
I see. So you're working together?
That is none of your business.
By the way we belong together.
-Disgusting! -You disgusting!
-The one who says it is disgusting. -Shut up!
Ms. Rosie?
I will help you sell this flat in one week.
Then she can't do anything to you.
In one week the police will be here and you two will be out!
Police?
Okay.
It was my fault I trusted you.
You double-crossing b****!
Can you say that again?
Did I double-cross you or did you do it to me?
Screw your will. I will contest this will.
Let's see who the court believes. Me or a bar girl.
You have a few more days.
Enjoy yourself.
Live your life to your fullest.
But if you so much as touch my stuff...
I have been touching your stuff forever now.
In fact, watch me use my feet now.
Ms. Rosie - 2. Madam - 0.
If you bother her then it won't be good for you.
And we will disappear from here very soon just like you
because we have to go to work.
It's time for my duty.
It was my fault I trusted you.
You double-crossing b****!
What the f***?
Sonu... be sure to send that video of Naina to me.
Yes, obviously.
She broke it?
We'll meet in an hour, okay?
We'll have dinner and sex.
Sonu... - Cheers!
He killed Mr Kapoor.
I'll go and tell the judge that.
Sir, I'm sure he killed him because he's really weird.